Women Laughing Alone With Salad

Apparently salad knows all the best jokes… at least according to stock photo sites that for some weird reason portray women as overly excited about hanging out with salad while alone at home.

‘I’m sitting here in a nice restaurant with a guy, he’s having an open steak sandwich and fries, but I’m having just salad. This will show him that I am a girly-girl who will never gain weight, even if he porks up to 300 lbs. Like Doug and Carrie on ‘King of Queens’. He will be so impressed that he will propose within the month. Ahahahahaaaaa……’

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