Greek God Memes Are Reddit’s Latest Dank Obsession

It seems like the trends on /r/DankMemes just kind of spawn out of nowhere and honestly we’ll never totally understand it. The latest craze is Greek gods, so here are 15 of ’em that we found particularly strange and amusing.

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Cartoon - Hades: I rule the realm of the dead Poseidon: I rule the sea Zeus: I WILL HUMP THIS ROCK I WILL HUMP THIS TREE

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Comics - Greek gods: Aztec gods:

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Hair - Zeus: basically CEO of all gods Hades: Guardian of the Underworld Aphrodite:

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Product - Zeus: basically CEO of all gods Hades: Guardian of the Underworld Hermes: Hermes EHermes

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Text - Zeus: Basically CEO of all gods Hades: Guardian of the underworld Hercules: BREAKING NEWS MAN LITERALLY TOO ANGRY TO DIE

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Bin bag - Zeus: Literally the CEO of all Gods Hades: Guards the underworld These Memes: nmade with mematic

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Water - Zeus:CEO of gods. Hades:God of hell. Dionysus:

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Cartoon - Thing: *can give birth* Zeus:

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Text - Zeus: Basically CEO of all Gods Hades: God of the underworld Hermes:

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Text - Zeus: Basically the CEO of all gods. Hades: Guardian of the underworld. Poseidon:

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Text - This subreddit getting filled with Greek god memes over night. Me who read all the Percy Jackson books: I was made for this

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Face - Zeus: basically CEO of gods Hades: Guardian of the Underworld Poseidon:

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Helmet - Poseidon: God of Water Hades: God of the underworld Zeus: U/Kermit_the Sad_Frog

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Water - Zeus: CEO of gods Hades: Guardian of the Underworld Dionysus:

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Text - Zeus: CEO of the gods Hades: god of the underworld Poseidon: god of the oceans Ares:

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Greek Mythology Memes For Lovers Of Ancient Lore

As a kid I was obsessed with Greek mythology. The freaky fantastical nature of the tales with their heavy dose of violence and edge made regular old fairy tales seem pathetic in comparison. I wanted monsters.. I wanted death. I wanted weird magic and freaky sex. While I no longer devote as much time to flipping through mythology books, there are a ton of Mythology memes to be found on Reddit. 

As a kid I was obsessed with Greek mythology. The freaky fantastical nature of the tales with their heavy dose of violence and edge made regular old fairy tales seem pathetic in comparison. I wanted monsters.. I wanted death. I wanted weird magic and freaky sex. While I no longer devote as much time to flipping through mythology books, there are a ton of Mythology memes to be found on Reddit. 

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Cartoon - LITERALLY ANY MAJOR GREEK ZEUS HERO IS THIS MY SON?

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Text - Day 14 in Italy: *Dolphins are coming back* Day 264 in Greece:

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Text - Greek Mythology in 5 words rook2knight: Unfortunately, Zeus was feeling horny. a trust Source: rook2knight

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Piano - What's up guys it's ya gurl Pandora, welcome to my new unboxing video CLASSICAL ART MEMES facebook.com/classicalartmemes

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Text - rashaka "he had a body like a greek god" which greek god? hephaestus? apollo? swan zeus??? is she ogling a cute guy or a longhorn bull Source: rashaka 314,343 notes

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Text - SparkNotes @SparkNotes Aegeus: Remember to replace the black sails with white ones so I know you're not dead. Theseus: Okay. Theseus: and then I didn't. 10:03 AM · 4/7/20 Twitter Web App

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Text - blackjacktheboss: are you a child of apollo cause you light up my world like nobody else Are you a child of Aphrodite cause the way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed Are you a child of Demeter 'cuz when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell Are you Percy Jackson cause you don't know you're beautiful

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Cook - Cronus eating his children: shef

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Text - Aphrodite: I'm kinda cold. Ares: Here, have my jacket. Hera: I'm cold, too. Zeus: Well, damn, Hera, I can't control the weather. Hera: Zeus: Zeus: Oh. Way to go Zeus...

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Face - NASA explaining why it makes perfect sense to name the moon mission after thegod of the sun Selene

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Text - aphrodite to her children bookelysium Mom now Like my selfie or you're grounded slide to reply Am I right or what? aphrodite rickriordan yasss

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Product - Apollo Aphrodite Turning their loved ones into flowers

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Text - Sure, when Aphrodite lies around naked in a giant clam shell she's a goddess but when I do it, I am low and no longer allowed to go to the aquarium. type 1 diabetes memes Created by Kayla

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Sculpture - IF GODESS APHRODITE CAN HAVE STOMACH ROLLS SO CAN YOU

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Text - E tarntino all these fuckboys but who is the fuckfather swansingr zeus republicansno #i meAN YOU'RE PROBABLY NOT WRONG kyloren-is-my-life fuckboy: I wanna put my dick in it. zeus: my son 727,020 notes

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Text - *Something mildly inconvenient happens* Percy: BLAME ZEUS

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Text - Zeus: CEO of the gods Hades: god of the underworld Poseidon: god of the oceans Ares:

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Facial expression - HAVING CHILDREN RHEA WITH KRONOS HAVING RHEA CHILDREN RHEA KRONOS EATING THE CHILDREN RHEA KRONOS EATING THE CHILDREN

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Product - Apollo Aphrodite Turning their loved ones into flowers

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Text - splantamello: beeswarm17: karkat-san: karkat-san: | Why was Oedipus against profanity? Because he kisses his mother with that mouth. I'm getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes. wait 213,734 notes

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Stolen Pitbull Returned Home In Time For Christmas

If this isn’t the definition of “Christmas Miracle” then don’t know what is! Listen up Hollywood, THIS is the kind of movie we would love to see! 

This handsome Pit Bull, named Zeus, was stolen from his family a few months ago by a “supposed” friend.

Chelsea Staley, executive director of Kanawha-Charleston Humane Association, told WOWK 13 News, “Basically robbed her blind stole her wallet, a number of things while she was at work including her dog Zeus…the friend was apprehended in Nitro… and when he was arrested Zeus was still with him.”

Thankfully, Zeus was microchipped and ended up at the West Virginia at the Kanawha Charleston Humane Association (which, by the way, is 2,000 miles away from home).

And since Pitbulls aren’t allowed on commercial airlines, the group Many Paws Volunteer Transport set up a relay of volunteer drivers to get Zeus home for Christmas.

Fifteen drivers, nine states, four days. Zeus made it home in time for Christmas and the happy tears just keep coming! 

Thank you to all those who helped bring Zeus home! 

Story via WOWKTV

If this isn’t the definition of “Christmas Miracle” then don’t know what is! Listen up Hollywood, THIS is the kind of movie we would love to see! 

This handsome Pit Bull, named Zeus, was stolen from his family a few months ago by a “supposed” friend.

Chelsea Staley, executive director of Kanawha-Charleston Humane Association, told WOWK 13 News, “Basically robbed her blind stole her wallet, a number of things while she was at work including her dog Zeus…the friend was apprehended in Nitro… and when he was arrested Zeus was still with him.”

Thankfully, Zeus was microchipped and ended up at the West Virginia at the Kanawha Charleston Humane Association (which, by the way, is 2,000 miles away from home).

And since Pitbulls aren’t allowed on commercial airlines, the group Many Paws Volunteer Transport set up a relay of volunteer drivers to get Zeus home for Christmas.

Fifteen drivers, nine states, four days. Zeus made it home in time for Christmas and the happy tears just keep coming! 

Thank you to all those who helped bring Zeus home! 

Story via WOWKTV

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