Get Your Ass On The Dance Floor

Funny meme that reads, "When someone brings hateration and holleration to the dancery" above a photo of Mary J. Blige looking angry

A classic.

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Footage Of San Francisco Looks Like Something Straight Out Of Blade Runner

As the “gender reveal” wildfires in California rage on, cities have started looking like a scene straight out of a video game or sci-fi movie.

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1984 Is Happening All Over Again

Funny tweet about life in the future when Amazon has taken over

History repeats itself.

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Pilot Reports ‘Guy In A Jetpack’ Flying Dangerously Close To The Airplane

We have so many questions about this whole thing…

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‘Bee Movie’ Gets Even Better With Unnecessary Censorship

“Humans, HUMANS. I can’t believe you **** humans!”

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Fascinating

Funny Reddit post from /r/NotInteresting with caption that reads, "I did not get a tattoo today. Here it isn't" above a photo of someone's blank forearm

A blank canvass can be beautiful too, right…?

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Dude Rants About Boneless Chicken Wings In City Council Meeting

This dude is REAL passionate about chicken wings.

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Kids, Man

Funny post from a parent who thought their kids were doing homework, only to realize that they were putting fur on their hairless cat

Cheers to anyone who doesn’t have kids.

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Obnoxious Karen Gets Owned By Angry Restaurant Manager

Just when you thought that Karens couldn’t possibly get any worse…

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Tutorial On How To Speak ‘Gen Z’ Will Really Confuse The Millennials

Wtf is up with kids these days, man.

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Video Sketch About Wtf Upstairs Neighbors Do All Day Is So Relatable

Seriously, what are they doing up there?

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It’s Horrible

Funny meme that reads, "Me trying to run in my dreams" above an image of Tom from 'Tom and Jerry'

What does this dream MEAN

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Florida School District’s Reopening Plan Is Surreal AF

Kids start school again in just a few weeks and things are not looking good. Let’s just say, we’re really glad that we’re not in school anymore…

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Uh, No Thanks

Funny tweet that reads, "Any geologists or beachcombers out there know what this is, or should I just accept that it's 2020, of course rocks have grown teeth, and move on?" above photos of a rock that appears to have been split in half and is being kept together by a substance that looks like teeth

What other neat little surprises does 2020 have for us?

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Entitled Karen Harasses Neighborhood Pizza Guy For ‘Trespassing’

Karen, of all the people you’re gonna harass, why pick the pizza guy?

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This Meme Keeps Getting More And More Creative

Funny 'Always Has Been' dank meme where the viewer is actually the meme | Always have been. Wait, they're the meme now?

Bonus points if you can spot the Rick Roll.

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Can You Please STOP

Funny meme that reads, "Upstairs neighbor starter pack" above images of a person making tons of noise with different objects

Seriously, WTF are they doing up there??

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Remix Of Televangelist Speaking In Tongues Is Actually Quite A Jam

Famous televangelist Kenneth Copeland’s tongues-speak actually works pretty well as a song. Who woulda thought?

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Video Sketch Imagines How Karens Interact With Each Other In The Wild

“My husband pulls in annually $170,000 working for the LA police department.”

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Don’t Like This

Funny meme that reads, "Your tongue knows exactly how everything you look at will feel" above a still of Snape in Harry Potter saying, "What kind of sorcery is this"

Don’t like it one bit.

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Karen Cop Gives Cringey Speech In McDonald’s Drive-Thru

Damn this is cringe.

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Crowd Goes Wild When Trump Drinks Glass Of Water All By Himself

Trump responds to previous criticism of his graduation speech at the U.S. Military Academy in quite a unique way.

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‘Africa’ By Toto Played With Tesla Coils Is Weirdly Good

Impressive!

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Ha Ha Nothing To See Here!

Funny dank meme featuring a cruise ship in a narrow passage way where one side of the cliff represents "the crumbling economy," the other side represents "COVID-19," and the middle represents "Me and the boys playing video games like nothing's happening"

We’re all so f*cked!

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Karen Racks Up $16K In Roaming Data, Refuses Steep Discount

One one hand, that’s an insane rate for data, and it shouldn’t cost that much. On the other hand, when you get 50 warning messages and your data turned off, but still push through and turn it back on so you can scroll through Facebook, you’ve made a mistake. Many people have experienced a frustrating time someone went full Karen, like this Karen who tailgated a driver right into a speed trap.

One one hand, that’s an insane rate for data, and it shouldn’t cost that much. On the other hand, when you get 50 warning messages and your data turned off, but still push through and turn it back on so you can scroll through Facebook, you’ve made a mistake. Many people have experienced a frustrating time someone went full Karen, like this Karen who tailgated a driver right into a speed trap.

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The Dank Drop: 25 Of Our Favorite Dank Memes Of The Week (5-30 To 6-05)

Ladies, gentlemen, and everyone in between: it’s this week’s Dank Drop! In typical 2020 fashion, this installment contains lots of apocalyptic content. And we don’t expect that to change any time soon! Click here for last week’s Dank Drop!

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Text - Mom: The dentist isn't so bad The kid in the other room:

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Technology - How Elon Mask meets astronauts after a unsuccessful takeoff looks kinda familiar...

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Text - Fucking hell, the riots have reached Canada DARN ThE POlle

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House - Company social Gomapany social media accounts media accounts June 2020 June 2019

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White-collar worker - i would like to look at pictures of egirls onlyfans i would like to look at pictures of egirls onlyfans LASRO

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Photo caption - Hey guys, stop looking down on my bro. He's a good boy as well<3 Yuri1080p

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Technology - Every major company in june and then the first day of july: BT Yealh, I support LNo B Fucking T Dont

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Text - Reddit: *was founded in 2005* People before 2005: 97 (E 98 9. 100. elamy gettyimages 25 Racidye alay 2 O O O O O

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Hair - America slowly becoming a third world country as we get deeper into 2020 It is evolving, just backwards

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Cartoon - EA Pay to win BETHESDA GAME STUDIOS Pay to lose Pay for no ads Pay for emotes

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Text - 14year old girls:posts black box a Racism: Adiós

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Face - When YouTube realises they still have to make the rewind for this year

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Cartoon - Karens when there are riots all over the US a week after GTA V was free on Epic Store Coincidence I THINK NOT

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Cartoon - US riots: *start* Coronavirus US Media I don't want to play with you anymore

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Movie - LONDON HAS FALLEN THE WHITE HOUSE IS UNDER SIEGE OLYMPUS HAS FALLEN FROM THE DIRECTOR OF TRAINING DAY Breaking911 91 @Breaking9|| BREAKING: MCDonald's Has Fallen GERARD BUTLER MORGAN FREEMAN ANGEL HAS FALLEN AUGUST 23

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Text - PRICE COST "Where the Price is the Cost" What did it cost? The price made with mematic

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Text - When Minecraft, Anonymus and the end of the world are all popular again 2012 Oh, yeah. It's all coming together.

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Cartoon - SpaceX astronauts leaving America as everything turns to shit

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Fail-Filled Pics From People Who Aren’t Having The Best Day

At this point we all feel like sh*t every single day, because 2020 just won’t let up. We would tell you to browse through these pics to make you feel better about your own life, but honestly these things sound way better than what we’re dealing with IRL. So scroll down for some superficial fails and forget about your real-world problems for just a few minutes!

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Metal - "Somebody didn't strap the egg trolleys in properly on the truck. 10,500 eggs broken!"

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Land vehicle - "Model S came in earlier, fell off the delivery truck."

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Toaster oven - BLACK+DECKER Mini

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Land vehicle - CIMINI

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Vehicle door - "Accidentally glued the rear view mirror mounting tab on backwards and then broke the windshield trying to take it back off."

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Stairs - "Someone in Australia was tying their shoe when a Fire Bombing plane had to drop their load due to turbulence."

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Floor - "Flooding from the heavy rain caused the sewer lines to back up.... into my basement. For reference, that's a poker table and two counter height stools in the back. Literal doo doo water." 凶风

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Wood - 00 "The dog snooped into Dad's wallet..."

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Bathroom - "Got up this morning and went to have a shower.."

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Property - "When the wife tries to clean the dishwasher with concentrated washing liquid"

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Food - Ctet

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Land vehicle - OKANAGAN

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Fire - Esso P59 112 FIRE WOOD

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Glove - "I accidentally put my leather gloves in the washing machine."

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Floor - This is what defeat looks like

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Skin - "There were mountain lion tracks on my driveway. I live in a wooded community and go out to the bus alone at 6 AM."

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Food - "Grabbed 4 hard-boiled eggs from the fridge this morning on my way to work." Zoloc

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Footwear - Just got a shipment of my shoes, they are two different types and two different sizes." R omt

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Motor vehicle - MY SHIP CAME IN . AND SANK

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Auto part - "Finally got the pictures from my cruise developed."

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Vehicle - подЗЕМНАя ПАРКОВКА 2 ЧАСА БЕСПЛАТНО ДАЛЕЕ 50 РУБ.АС

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Leg - "Got a new printer. The old one didn't go out without a fight." 00

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Fifteen Times Sarcastic Humor Flew Right Over People’s Heads

If you’re ever feeling bad about yourself, just take a stroll through the following posts from people who missed very obvious jokes. We’re pretty sure they’ll boost your self-confidence. Check out /r/woooosh for more cringe material!

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Text - Thave been thinking about this exchange all day. Every seafood restaurant in DC should have a special this week called Squid Pro Quo. t7 572 5.8K 72 Follow Replying to @JenKirkman Actually, the expression is "QUID pro quo," - not “SQUID." It's Latin. 11:13 AM - 26 Sep 2019 5 Retweets 42 Likes t 5 258 42 4:25 PM 9/26/19 Twitter Web Client

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Face - when you realize the statue of mona lisa looks like keith urban Like Page November 2 at 12:11pm- Facebook Mentions e but. Like Comment Share That's not Keith urban tho.. Imao Like Reply · 1 hr It's not the statue if Mona Lisa either. Like · Reply 1 hr Write a reply. The Mona Lisa isn't a statue either Like · Reply O1-38 mins

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People - 4G 11:49 Wear Nerd Approved NA 5 hrs They even have the same haircuts. Remember Eleven & Mike? Here they are now. Feel old yet? 489 36 Comments • 144 Shares O Like Comment A Share No no. mat's Bruce Willis as a boxer in pulp fiction on the right. Not the same movie. Lame. Write a comment...

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Text - Replies Darth Vader • 2 months ago (edited) I like this "Anakin" character... kinda wonder what happens to him 987 目63 Add a public reply... • 2 months ago Darth Vader i think he becomes a pod racer 89 2 months ago are you dumb anakin is darth vader they r the same u noob

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Text - Reacties - 1 week geleden the blonde white girl was my favourite. 648 目34 Voeg een openbare reactie toe... 5 dagen geleden They all are blonde white girls... 24

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Text - 22 minutes and 22 seconds In 2012, German freediver Tom Sietas held his breath underwater for 22 minutes and 22 seconds, besting Dane Stig Severinsen's previous Guinness record by 22 seconds. (Although Guinness still lists Severinsen as the record holder, stating he hyperventilated with oxygen before his attempt for 19 minutes and 30 seconds.) May 9, 2013 The guy who filmed "Finding Nemo" 国 Are you challenging me? [-115 points · 1 hour ago It was 3D animation you dumb fuck

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Grassland - My underground survival base, let me know what you think :) Builds Gaming Wait why is it just grass, I don't see anything underground? Reply 1 -1 ...

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Text - 14:36 4 hrs • I am trying to learn what LGBTQ+ stands for... Unfortunately nobody can give me a straight answer! You and 46 others 19 comments • 2 shares Haha Comment Share I sent you a message on LGBT detail LGETICGP Write a comment...

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Cartoon - same person?? AVATAR SPIR IT NES Reunny.ce Azula 2 Woche(n) Uhh. If u all watched the episode, Aang is in disguise of an old cranky grandpa. So yeah. They are the same person Antworten ... Lnade with mematic

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Text - TEM stem357 • Volgen J WON'T SEE STUDY FINDS PARENTS CAN DO 3 OF THEIR KIDS' MATHS, BUT es STRUGGLE WITH THE OTHER 34 naem eebine 8 and % nice job dude. You are one of them 2d 212 vind-ik-leuks Beantwoorden

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Product - Can someone explain to me how they got all the ice through the small hole Imagine being this stupid 19,419 likes This is the stupidest thing ive seen more

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Product - The manager at our local IKEA is retiring, so I sent him this cake.. wheres the cake

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Text - Awise Arablc poet once sald: بقی يمن دس لمتن دق 1.4K 238 comments • 1.1K shares Libke לן Comment Share speak arabic and that's just gibberish lol

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Photo caption - it's always sad when you see someone eating alone bluecheekinha kg There's two of them.Are you blind?? APPY NEW YEA 2020

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Extreme sport - 47 mins • O Not possible obviously idiot forgot his parachute he died because the May 15 at 9:22 p.m. • O BREAKING NEWS LIVE SKYDIVER WHO FORGOT PARACHUTE CAN DIES OF CORONA VIRUS Like לח O Comment Share

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Amazing Styrofoam Box Escapes and Reenters Van

Of all the things you’ve seen a Styrofoam box do, this is probably the most lively. This bad boy falls out of the back of a van on the freeway, and it flippity-floops itself right back in there like magic. Two for the price of one baby. Remember to secure your loads, kids.

Of all the things you’ve seen a Styrofoam box do, this is probably the most lively. This bad boy falls out of the back of a van on the freeway, and it flippity-floops itself right back in there like magic. Two for the price of one baby. Remember to secure your loads, kids.

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Tumblr Thread: Humans are Too Strong for Their Own Good

It’s kinda scary, kinda thrilling and makes you kind of proud to think that in some cases, your body can be literally too strong to keep itself together. Tumblr spends a lot of time on the weird sci-fi-ness  of human physiology, which results in interesting threads like these Tumblr users exploring humans as space orcs or this Tumblr thread about aliens being defeated by earth’s wildlife.

It’s kinda scary, kinda thrilling and makes you kind of proud to think that in some cases, your body can be literally too strong to keep itself together. Tumblr spends a lot of time on the weird sci-fi-ness  of human physiology, which results in interesting threads like these Tumblr users exploring humans as space orcs or this Tumblr thread about aliens being defeated by earth’s wildlife.

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Text - not-a-bot-i-swear Just so you guys know. Hysterical strength is basically your body not holding back and going %100 though there is a great danger of you hurting yourself or breaking something since your ignoring pain and going %100. There was a case where a kid deadlifted a car to save a sibling but,cracked 8 of his teeth during it because he was clenching his jaw so hard. So whilst you can lift a car or fight off polar bears. Your probably going to break something. Because most of the t

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Text - karenhealey STOP GIVING THE ALIENS REASONS NOT TO VISIT. salamencerobot @celestial-naiad the whole one million percent smash was actually hysterical strength, according to horikoshi. on an unrelated note, did you know that if all the muscles in your back clenched at once your spine would shatter? have fun! celestial-naiad Thats a horrifying and empowering thought at the same time. silent-calling Also: when you are sufficiently electrocuted and "thrown back" what is actually happening is y

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Text - jadensilver This is the same stuff that stops you from biting off your own fingers and whatnot. Our brains just say 'no, don't,' whenever we try to do some dumbass shit, until we reach the point where it's either do the dumbass shit or die/watch someone else die. I think it's really cool though that we can shut off this function for others than ourselves. It shows a lot how we truly are social creatures at our core, that we don't just do this when it's our own body that might die, but for

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Text - This also means that anybody with a magical super-healing power would essentially get super strength out of the mix for free if they could get past the psychological limitations. That's probably what makes vampires so strong; they don't actually put out any more force than a normal human but they repair any damage they take in the process almost instantly. adhd-ruby-rose @krunchy-tuna why would you hide this hilarious comment in the tags #the human body will auto-yeet under the right cond

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Greek God Memes Are Reddit’s Latest Dank Obsession

It seems like the trends on /r/DankMemes just kind of spawn out of nowhere and honestly we’ll never totally understand it. The latest craze is Greek gods, so here are 15 of ’em that we found particularly strange and amusing.

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Cartoon - Hades: I rule the realm of the dead Poseidon: I rule the sea Zeus: I WILL HUMP THIS ROCK I WILL HUMP THIS TREE

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Comics - Greek gods: Aztec gods:

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Hair - Zeus: basically CEO of all gods Hades: Guardian of the Underworld Aphrodite:

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Product - Zeus: basically CEO of all gods Hades: Guardian of the Underworld Hermes: Hermes EHermes

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Text - Zeus: Basically CEO of all gods Hades: Guardian of the underworld Hercules: BREAKING NEWS MAN LITERALLY TOO ANGRY TO DIE

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Bin bag - Zeus: Literally the CEO of all Gods Hades: Guards the underworld These Memes: nmade with mematic

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Water - Zeus:CEO of gods. Hades:God of hell. Dionysus:

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Text - Zeus: Basically the CEO of all gods. Hades: Guardian of the underworld. Poseidon:

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Text - This subreddit getting filled with Greek god memes over night. Me who read all the Percy Jackson books: I was made for this

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Face - Zeus: basically CEO of gods Hades: Guardian of the Underworld Poseidon:

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Helmet - Poseidon: God of Water Hades: God of the underworld Zeus: U/Kermit_the Sad_Frog

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Water - Zeus: CEO of gods Hades: Guardian of the Underworld Dionysus:

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Fresh 2020 Memes We Can Mark Off In ‘Apocalypse Bingo’

Remember the Apocalypse Bingo memes? They just seem to get more fitting every single day. In this particular installment of horrendous 2020 memes, we’ve got COVID-19, Anonymous, Ebola’s return, and now…drum roll please…mass protests! Have fun!

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Text - USA: sends the army to fight their own people. Chinese government: Hey, I haven't seen this one before.

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Text - MEME OF THE MONTH 2020 DISASTER JANUARY FEBRUARY MARCH APRIL US VS Iran Australian Corona Chernobyl bushfire Virus forest fire MAY JUNE JULY AUGUST Race war return of ebola Race wargon, overybody. t's going down! Shit is going down! EEVENT L.OCKED EVENT LOCKED SEPTEMBER OCTOBER NOVEMBER DECEMBER EVENT L.OCKED EVENT LOCKED EEVENT L.OCKED EVENT LOCKED

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Text - God at the end of 2020 It's just a prank bro, camera's right there

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Text - 2020 so far: January WORLD WAR3 February FIREWATCH Can you infect the World? March Plague Inc EVOLVED A LI E N I S- 0 LAT I O N" April Мay TONIGHT RieT

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Adaptation - How can 2020 be worse ? We're facing an epidemic, there are thousand of riots in the US, China starts doing dirty things to the people of Hong Kong and there's a blizzard of bugs in India. How could it be worse ? June: Somehow ..Ebola returned

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Cartoon - 2020: *Is in fucking shambles* Anonymous: I'M BAAAAAAAAACK !

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Cartoon - First Rule Of 2021 Don't Talk About 2020

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Face - Students in the future trying to remember all the crazy shit that happened in 2020 for their test |DV°c¡ = +J¡(c} k.CiCa = [D (c,c R(R (c,c.

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Text - When Minecraft, Anonymus and the end of the world are all popular again 2012 Oh, yeah. It's all coming together.

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Cartoon - I TOLD YOU, 2020 HAS BEEN THE BEST SEASON SINCE THE 1945 SPECIAL ZEP

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Twenty Revolutionary Protest Memes For Those Taking To The Streets

You know how some people laugh when they’re nervous or anxious? Yeah, that’s us right now with these memes. 2020’s latest little surprise for us has been protests and riots in response to the tragic murder of George Floyd at the hands of Minneapolis police. Accordingly, people have taken to the streets of major cities to protest police brutality and racism toward Black Americans. No one really knows what this all will amount to…revolution? More major government crackdowns? Whatever it is, we just want y’all to be safe.

And of course, if you plan to join the protests, be careful and wear a mask, because COVID-19 hasn’t forgotten about us!

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Cartoon - American Civil war 2nd covid wave Ferb! This one's looking at both of us at the same time. june (Ghatteringi

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Face - Everyone making jokes about how 2020 is gonna keep getting worse and then it continually does

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Adventure game - Trump: *goes to seek shelter in the white house bunker* That janitor who saw the presidential chair empty: I guess i'm in charge now

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Brick - Mexico after seeing the mess in the US:

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Cartoon - Karens when there are riots all over the US a week after GTA V was free on Epic Store Coincidence I THINK NOT

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Games - Could The US Citizens Fight Off The US Military? 1.4M views 9 months ago TYLER O LIVE Trump deploys US military to 'dominate the streets' "THERE ARE NO ACCIDENTS." - Master Oogway

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Product - US race war Man eats bat in China

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Text - Protesters who are fighting for change Rioters who are being violent You're not affiliated with me

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Mammal - America handling America handling problems in movies problems in real life

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Photo caption - YouTube's Jake Paul Spotted At Looting Site, have you serious brain damage

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Event - CAIT 30 The rest of the world recovering from Covid W Resk Ra Reak Ae America Rioting

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People - whoever threw that tear gas, DE Your moms a HOE It's a simple spell but quite unbreakable.

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Tumblr Thread: Game Warden Who Let Poachers Reel Him Up In Scuba Gear

There’s taking your job seriously and then there’s laying in wait underwater so you can grab ahold of a an illegal fishing line, get reeled in and scare the crap out of poachers. For some other weird history, here’s the very fast story of the first soldier to take way too many military grade amphetamines.

There’s taking your job seriously and then there’s laying in wait underwater so you can grab ahold of a an illegal fishing line, get reeled in and scare the crap out of poachers. For some other weird history, here’s the very fast story of the first soldier to take way too many military grade amphetamines.

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Facial expression - Terry Grosz was a fish and game warden that caught illegal fishers by waiting in the Eel river in a wetsuit and reeled himself in when the fisherman cast out their lines. After writing citations and confiscating their fishing rods, he went back into the river and swam away. Ultrafacts.tumblr.com

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Text - ULTRA ultrafacts Source: [x] Follow Ultrafacts for more facts! theawesomeadventurer okay but this is a power move above any other hoseph-christiansen It gets even better, because he was doing all of this on a pitch black night. This dude swam towards a lure, slapped at it with his glove, and when it got caught; he let himself float and tugged on the line so the fisherman thought he had hooked a 100+ pound salmon. Once he was finally up to the shore, he turned a flashlight on in the guy's

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Text - At this point, the guy who had reeled him in had literally fallen over in shock, and the other people with him were scared shitless. The warden whipped some citations out of a plastic bag in his wetsuit, made the trespassers sign them, asked if they had any questions, and then gathered all of their fishing gear. And he just. Walked back into the river. And quietly swam away, without another word. This man is a legend. do-you-have-a-flag warden coming out of his river to shame fishermankin

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Cursed ‘Unsee Juice’ Memes Are Here To Erase Your Memory

If you’re someone who’s constantly tapped into internet culture like we are, then you’ll inevitably see some effed up sh*t from time to time. It’s during those times that we all wish we had some unsee juice to wipe our memories clean of the horrors. Since we don’t have that sadly, here are some cursed “Unsee Juice” memes!

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Bird - BREAST FED AT 16 4:24 I Am Breastfed At 16 Share My Story 3M views · 2 months ago Unsee Me Juice (((Big sip)))

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Bird - Ican balance my body on my boner and spin like a beyblade no one can defeat me 8/7/18, 5:49 PM Me Unsee Juice (((big sip)

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Bird - lolesports O @lolesports · Jun 4, 2019 "I'm actually really excited about @Rogue and the two fresh faces on their roster. Really excited to see what they can do, especially with all the positivity surrounding @Larssen00." Here is how @RiotVedius ranks the #LEC W teams heading into Summer: PRE-SEA SON POWER RANKING VEDIUS STIER ATIER 27 65 O 1.3K 91 Misfits Gaming O @MisfitsGG Replying to @lolesports @Rogue and 2 others Me Unsee Juice (((Big sip)))

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Bird - unsee mejuice roses are red my life is tragic big sipp this meme isn't made with mematic

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Bird - current mood with the horrors of 2020 Me Unsee Juice (((Big sip)))

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Organism - Posted by u/ruggedburn 1 year ago I need unsee juice Marcuss @DrugsMedia I honestly did not need to see this UberFacts O @UberFacts This is what a shaved bear would look like.

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Bird - What if Diglett's nose is actually a mouth with 1 tooth? Unsee Juice Me (((Big sip)))

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Bird - XXL Magazine XXL Looks like Lil Uzi Vert has some new piercings @XXL · Oct 7, 2018 379 27 661 4.2K Finley. For @Fnileys Replying to @XXL Unsee Me Juice (((Big sip)))

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Bird - (visible disgust) Me Unsee Juice (((Big sip)))

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Animation - SUPER MARI ODYSSEY Unsee Juice Me (((Big sip)))

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Bird - Me opening my phone for the first time in a decade and scrolling through social media: Me Unsee Juice (((Big sip))) made with mematic

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The Dank Drop: 25 Of Our Favorite Dank Memes Of The Week (5-23 To 5-29)

It’s the moment you’ve been waiting for…this week’s Dank Drop! This installment has an eclectic mix of topics, meaning there’s a little something here for everyone. Go ahead and scroll, and be sure to check out last week’s Dank Drop too, of course!

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Organism - Maybe if I work hard Give all of my food to the colony sleep only 8 minutes a day surely the Queen will notice me

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Comics - Baby I miss you so much... Babe, why are you crying? Because I also miss you...

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Text - Cats 10,000 years ago Cats today Imma fook u up m8 Imma fook u up m8

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Signage - Wizards are prohibited You know what you did. If you're referring to the incident with the dragon, I was barely inyolved.

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Zen master - When you play with your cousin and let him win When he says "you're bad at this game"

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Sky - The teachers copy What you get

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Facial expression - Me: *wants facial hair* Puberty: Best I can do is Butt

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Text - Movies: The world is being attacked by aliens The world:

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Footwear - honey, tell me what's wrong A refrigerator in Antarctica would actually warm your food made with mematic damn deamame

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Fictional character - Youtubers around 2010: Youtubers now : 09:41 Şubscribe +18 I like to share my passion with people online, no matter how many views my video get. PRANK (GONE SEXUAL +18) FREE IPHONE X GIVEAWAY + FORTNITE (NINJA QUIT?!)

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Face - Doctor, how often do people die in hospitals? Just once.

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Castle - Castles in real life 111 Castles in chess

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Recreation - Chess be like:

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Standing - When you join your homies in discord but they start having a heated argument

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Bear - The people in movies based off true stories The picture of the actual person at the end of the movie

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Sky - Yeah, I'm a bad bitch I'm bad at Everything

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Skin - Grain of rice World's Guys smallest under computer 6 foot

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Text - Pg The sound of the Youtube video Pg The sound of the cereal in my mouth

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Twenty-Seven Humorous Gems From ‘Pukicho’ The Tumblr God

Urban Dictionary sums up the novelty Tumblr account Pukicho as “A spiteful god who has come down to our world in the form of a plushie pikachu and harnessed the power of Tumblr in order to twist our feeble mortal minds into submission with his words of wisdom.” 

Honestly, it’s a pretty accurate description and we’ll just let the following posts do the rest of the talking. Enjoy!

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Text - pukicho Feeling slothful today my friend atticusbinkleton then Snooze pukicho Worry not, I am also gluttonous, and highly wrathful csuswins Are you trying to hit all 7 before dinner? * pukicho UH OH HERE COMES LUST Source: pukicho

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Text - pukicho Still dont know how to spell spagetti without autocorrect prettypianoprincess Wheres the h pukicho An H ????

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Text - pukicho Hope everyone is well today ! pukicho And tomorrow !!!! pukicho After that you're on your own #text #q

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Text - pukicho I think we should make it illegal to be mean to me whos with me empress-ereve-fucks-to-live Not me pukicho In my new world you'd be put to death for such indiscretions Fonte: pukicho 3.116 notas

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Text - * pukicho No face was a weird ass character man what was his deal? ate a frog, barfed and then lived with an old lady for the rest of the movie? shit, okay. Su siriuszstar Wasn't no face symbolic of something or another pukicho Yeah, symbolic of me every sunday night Source: pukicho 2.011 notes

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Text - pukicho 5 chronovesper anticapitilizationbureau asked How would you die in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? pukicho Bullet to the head chronovesper By an Oompa Loompa or Mr. Wonka? pukicho Charlie Source: pukicho 1,155 notes A

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Text - pukicho Remember to drink water babes i-like-pans7 No pukicho Then become the dirt I walk on. Source: pukicho 2,417 notes A

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Text - pukicho Sorry, but if your name's Brian, I already know exactly what you look like lackluster-friend-next-door Does this post include people named Bryan? pukicho We don't speak of them

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Text - sixsaddeddice said Are you gonna see Detective Pikachu? pukicho I hate seth rogan and I like ryan reynolds so ll probably go see it! pukicho theeternalponderer Why is Seth Rogen relevant? He's not sweetcuttlefish Then why did you mention him???? pukicho I just don't like him that much. Conversations can be about more than one thing.

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Text - pukicho Me: *sloshes into the room slimily and boogishly* teathattast don't like that pukicho *sloshes boogishly towards you at immense speeds* naughty-chicken-butt I can hear this post but l've never heard those sounds. 2,888 notes

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Text - pukicho E pukicho I saw a spider in my room today so I fumigated the whole place. It smells like peppermint and bug spray in here, my mouth is numb but I know that spider ain't doing much better pukicho floralgoblin I have a spider in my room. I've named him Lewis. You coexist with them, you are like an angel, beautiful and kind - and here I am: ready to die if it means I canny see those leggy coonts again 1.093 Anmerkungen

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Text - * pukicho I ain't going for the 'best post ever' vibe I'm going for the "its 4am and this is literally the only post that has popped up on my feed in 30 minutes so l might as well reblog it" vibe that-dork-you-followed You've failed at both pukicho I am going to liquidate all of my assets and use the money to hire hitmen to slap you daily for the rest of your life.

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Text - pukicho Неу pukicho everyone's bones are wet hey-now-youre-a-porn-star why would you say this pukicho No one said hi back Source: pukicho

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Text - pukicho * evangelion-analyst Follow pukicho Smooth jazz is kinda funny evangelion-analyst Why? pukicho Because I said so Source: pukicho 1,444 notes

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Text - pukicho Anonymous said When's your bedtime :) pukicho Whenever I next collapse is purely up to the gods 98,698 notes A

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Text - * pukicho Kids are just like "ppptppptppthhptpppthh" until one day they're like "oh shit I can think" and then it's all downhill from there definitlynotanalien-ipromise The greatest mistake anyone ever made was letting me develop sentience

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Text - S pukicho ... If your wizard OC doesn't have a huge motherfucker hat and gold stars and a dope ass purple cloak then fuck you I cast spell be more whimsical or die on you british-tea-drinking-slut I had an aneurysm trying to read this, please use comers pukicho no fuck you enjoy confusion pukicho wait what the FUCK is a comer Source: pukicho 5,296 notes

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Text - pukicho People with Ochaco icons are trustworthy pukicho Here since it's bound to happen I drew this before hand: BASTARD27: GIVE MB Yer CREDIT CARD # bastard27 GIVE ME your CREDIT CARD # pukicho Who's the motherfucker who left the 'Bastard27' URL wide open?

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Text - pukicho My etsy page consists of (1) cursed doll found in the forest and nothing more soviet-seal-husbandos Do you know what curse it is? Curse that makes you sell it on etsy togepipi oh sweet find ill go check it out togepipi My etsy page consists of (1) cursed doll found in the forest and nothing more Source: pukicho

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Transport - Pikachu chu train chu chu train it's a chu chu train pika chu chu train ! chu chuu !!! starkologist where's it going pukicho Straight to Hell

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Text - pukicho 5 sh1tp0st1ng pukicho If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that'd be a neat noise lutey-and-the-mermaid i beg to differ pukicho Then Beg

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Text - pukicho What are YOUR resolutions for the new year? pyrexiabog 1080p pukicho Back to Hell with you 3,039 notes A

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No One Knows What’s Going On In My Brain

Funny meme that reads, "Me explaining my way of thinking to normal people" above a photo of an alien explaining something to a human woman

…Not even me!

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Not Helpful, Wikipedia

Funny meme about how Wikipedia puts word pronunciations on its pages but it is difficult to read | Me on wikipedia: Hmm, I've never seen that name before. I wonder how it's pronounced? Wikipedia:

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Twenty-Nine WikiHow Memes For People Who Want Really Bad Advice

WikiHow illustrations were already pretty great to begin with, but they’re even better when you pair them with unsavory captions. Just scroll down to see what the heck we’re talking about, and click here if you’re in the mood for more!

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Text - u/zikibug • 96d • i.redd.it ... S 3 Awards How to hide your prized platinum ravioli 23.7k 168 1 Share Award

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Cartoon - u/backupgravy • ly S 1 Award How to transmit WiFi signals using your mouth wiki Bow wikki How 206 1, Share 28.8k

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Cartoon - u/KingKreepy · ly How to trick your straight friends into lesbian relationships wied How t o 26.0k 152 1, Share

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Face - u/Mistifyed • 2y • i.redd.it How to reveal to your friend he's actually black wiki How to Reassure Someone 27.5k 159 1 Share Award

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Canidae - u/PostreDelaNoche • 295d • i.redd.it 3 1 Award How to appear studious when the omniscient wiener dog Gods are doing their daily checkups wiki How to Mak Your Wieer Dog Happy 21.4k 146 1 Share Award

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Text - IBurglar97 How to survive a fight with Dr. Phil wiki How to Beat a "Tough" Person in a Fight 27.4k 263 1 Share Award

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Cartoon - u/Joego8989· 291d • i.redd.it 1 Award How to Inquire About Your Mixtape FIRE DEPARTMENT wiki How to Put Out Electrical Fires 27.6k 71 1 Share +Award

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Cartoon - How to assert dominance using only whale noises

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Cartoon - u/horrible-est • 251d • wikihow How to Start a Conversation With a Tall Person Www wici tinw fn Act on a Pest Dan (C 35.0k 350 1, Share

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Cartoon - u/NarwhalAnusLicker00 • 44d • i.redd.it 2 Awards How to communicate with someone who only speaks microwave Mmmmmm.. wiki How 22.2k 156 1 Share Award

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Text - u/kirosenn • 2y • i.redd.it How to start a church for prostitutes HO BIBLE wiki How to Break in a Bible 28.0k 174 1 Share Award

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Cartoon - u/[deleted] • 2y • wikihow How to spot the stoner in math class wiki How to Get into College 1 24.5k 214 1 Share

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Cartoon - u/TrickyBeing • 91d • i.redd.it A 2 Awards How to explore ALL your options to avoid the in- flight movie Cats. Meta wiki How to Survive a Piane Crash 29.2k 147 1 Share Award

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Insect - u/zeromig • 305d 2 Awards How to choose the lesser of two weevils INCH wiki How to PywwWevie trom tding Your Patry 31.4k 223 1, Share

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Cartoon - u/android-unknown • 1y • i.redd.it How to Fake an Orgasm from a Distance ooh wiki How to Yell Like Tarzan 24.8k 104 1 Share Award

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Cartoon - How to be a bad influence on your cat wiki How

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Text - u/John_WTFson • 1y • imgur 3 1 Award How to defend yourself in court against Medusa wiki How 1 21.3k 100 1 Share Award

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Face - u/bidoof_m 212d How to give your alarm a taste of its own medicine A wiki How 26.1k 88 1, Share

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Face - u/chugalaefo0 • ly • i.redd.it How to come up with a rhyme for spaghetti wiki How 26.5k 392 1 Share Award

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Eyewear - How to block out the haters (not the original title) wiki How

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Cartoon - u/android-unknown • 1y • i.redd.it ... How to Cope When You're the Only One Who Realizes Gazebos Are Stupid wiki How to Deal with a Destructive Parent As an Adult 20.4k 212 1 Share Award

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u/ToadsByDrone • 28d • i.redd.it 2 Awards How to find your toilet's "G-Spot" wiki How 25.6k 129 1 Share Award

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Face - u/misteroblongkilm • 1y • i.redd.it How to surprise your pet monkey with a car for its birthday wiki How 20.5k 112 Share Award

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Basketball player - u/blabsab • 2y • i.redd.it How to foul stephen colbert in basketball 15 wiki How to Have Fun 25.3k 178 1 Share Award

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Face - u/YOU_H1T • 173d • i.redd.it How To Become a Fire Monster wiki How to Tell if You Have Anxiety Attack Symptoms 1 247 5 1 Share Award LO

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Face - u/[deleted] • 2y • i.redd.it How to tell someone their diet failed Mooe wiki How to Be Annoying 21.8k 91 1 Share

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Footwear - u/PYR4MIDHEAD • 354d • i.redd.it S 1 Award How to find which method of birth control works best for you wiki How to Get Rid of Calluses on Feet

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Face - u/Spider939 • 1y • i.redd.it How to teach your baby Italian. wiki How 23.2k 138 1 Share Award

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Cartoon - u/[removed] • 2y • imgur How to explain that the pizza you ordered is far too small 22.9k 156 1 Share

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Interesting Subway Moments of Weirdness

Good old public transit. It’s like everyone’s living room if it was also a bathroom. It sure would be refreshing to be made nervous by public transportation in the traditional weird way again. Here are some other times people went full weird on public transportation.

Good old public transit. It’s like everyone’s living room if it was also a bathroom. It sure would be refreshing to be made nervous by public transportation in the traditional weird way again. Here are some other times people went full weird on public transportation.

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Selfie - on door

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Transport - BIG DICK IS BACK TOWN TE CINIIN

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Vehicle - $0 $0 $0 health first

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Costume - I Do no

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Transport - 5 Av- Bryant Park ANARN

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Transport - ROL SA

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Conversation

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Ghillie suit - DOURT GEP

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Passenger - ATS

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Green - Nos

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The Dank Drop: 25 Of Our Favorite Dank Memes Of The Week (5-16 To 5-22)

Thank God memers seem to be less interested in coronavirus and quarantine content nowadays, because honestly we were getting pretty tired of it. So please enjoy this week’s COVID-less installment of the Dank Drop, and check out last week’s drop here!

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Water - you get $50,000 but your parents walk in on you having sex with your girlfriend + $50,000 +a girlfriend + a dad Upgrades, people, upgrades

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Text - In 2017, a dog named Odin refused to leave his flock of goats behind during the California Tubbs Fire as his owners fled to safety. Days later, the owners came back to their property to find Odin survived and managed to keep all the goats alive. The goats Odin is with us!

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Running - If a murderer is chasing you, hand him a pair of scissors and run away because he cant run with scissors E 123RF dem legs tho

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Text - Me after convincing a Buddhist millionaire that he owed me money 2 lifetimes ago

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Cartoon - This year's Youtube Rewind will include some sort of Coronavirus motivational speech and it's gonna be the cringiest thing in existance

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Yellow - I've had a bad cough recently doctor Just stop coughing Imao Here's the bill +$3000

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Cartoon - My mom: *calls me during class* Me: *doesn't answer* My mom: He's doing something illegal.

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Product - Youtuber: You will just need som common tools ... The common tools:

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Face - My sister explaining why I shouldn't have eaten the brownies in her room Me: If you get a bigger bed for your bedroom you have less bedroom but more bed room

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Sky - RATED TV-PG sex, fear Well, mark me down as scared and horny!

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Hair - Karen in America: Karen in Scotland:

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Product - math as a kid math as an adult

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Dog breed - me: *enters a new website* website : ¿cookie?

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Cartoon - How cloning Nelson Mand could bring back Bionicle Please continue.

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Job - When the ugly girl takes off her glasses and unties her hair in a movie UTTONAL You are now sexy

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Text - Earth:*wins miss universe for the 67th time* Aliens:

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Photo caption - Greek 500 BC Greek 2020 Im broke My civilisation is the most advanced in the world

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Cartoon - Good grades measure how good your memory is, not how smart you are Girls named Emily If those kids could read they'd be very upset

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Nose - Doctor: Are you sexually active? Me Мy mom

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Face - Dad: Look into my eyes if you laugh you're lying. Also my dad:

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Photo caption - Son :I wanna be Batman when I grow up. Father : No, bats are bad. Son : Why are bats bad? Father : | CNBC maybe that's a question you should ask china

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Text - Me: trying to pee at night My dick: stream of pee PREPARE FOR TROUBLE another stream of pee AND MAKE AT DOUBLE!

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Twenty-Eight Instances Of Unbridled Ignorance: COVID-19 Edition

The people disobeying lockdown orders right now are like the kids in your fourth grade class who wouldn’t follow the rules so the teacher kept punishing the entire class. So just remember, the more y’all keep breaking the rules the longer we all have to be in lockdown! 

Now scroll down if you want to see some incredibly cringe-inducing posts, but honestly, we would understand if you don’t.

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Text - Some dude asked me why I didn't have a mask on in the grocery store. I told him I don't believe in conspiracy theories.

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Protest - I Need A Haircut!

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Protest - Fiets Ova Fit THE CIVE MY VEKUS TS A HAX DAUCHTER HER SENIOR YEAR BACK! Do Where Bea

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Text - Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren To the pro-eternal shutdown cheerleaders, when your favorite government pals start canceling pride parades, we better not hear a peep out of you!!! 1:16 PM · May 7, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 1.3K Retweets 10.3K Likes Thor Benson @thor_benson · May 7 Replying to @TomiLahren They were canceled last month, genius. 25 27 130 7.1K Obi Dox Kenobi @obibluraven · May 8 She didnt know because there wasnt massive protests, which also kills her arguement. 27 3 229 1 more repl

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Motor vehicle - Land of the F REE ? Home of the BRAVE AFRAID

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Protest - TYRANNY SPREABING FASTER THAN CHINA VIRUS IS THE REOPEN * NOW

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Text - May 12 at 8:41 AM • O I will not be vaccinated (chipped) for the coronavirus. Who else is willing to share this?

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People - AIN OPS UP The 200, Legoland +Disney

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Protest - 53333B STOPRONNG MY SENIORYEAR wRL STATER

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Mode of transport - Los ANGELES POLICE DEPARTMENT MAY 1 Man refusing to wear mask breaks arm of CAN Target employee Two men were arrested for felony battery after starting a fight with employees at a Los Angeles Target store over wearing masks inside the store. Source: CNN

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Protest - :76 FREE THE IF T RERSES Fuhrer THE CROM HUMANS MALZ WE DENAND NY KE GO TO LORK! FREEDOM! ZICHA

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Text - Would be nice to meet you ;) I agree. Sucks about corona hey :( This is all fake is no any virus tv lies Google it Oh boy

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Protest - MY BODY, MY CHOICE = ABOPTION, THEN MY BODY, MY CHOICE = REOURED SOREGUERO BEGUREO TESTING NES

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Protest - POLO EAS MY BODY SHOICE TO WORK

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People - AM SO TOTALLY OVER THIS

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Protest - WE WILP THE NOT DOWN DONT TREAD ON ML COMPLY WE DEEM OUR GOVERNOR NON-ESsentiAL LC FreedoM TruMPS The COMMIE VIRUS

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Text - Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti ..thus proving that squats and push-ups can be done anywhere...? twitter.com/WFLA/status/12... WFLA NEWS @WFLA Replying to @WFLA WATCH: Protesters calling for gyms to reopen in Florida are doing squats and push-ups outside the Clearwater courthouse 8.wfla.com/2L9NDUQ #Florida #COVID19 HAPPENING NOW: CLEARWATER GYM PROTEST wfla. NOW com f NEW WFLA FANS-KELLEY TAMMIE, MARY MARGARET ESTILL, ANTHONY MCCOMSEY, ANN NEVENI SANZ 1-800 ASK-GARY 675K 10:59 AM - May 1

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Protest - IWANT ALONE TIME FROM MY WIFE BACK #OPENMN

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Protest - Terminology you understand! ABORT Grace the stay at home order! Something Else Boutique Bedford, VA

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Font - Read MY Lips Silent NO NEW EXTENSIONS

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Text - No FaceMasks ETRA k Here allowed in store! lower your mask or go Somewhere else. Štop listening 2 Pritzrer he's a dumbases If you can't comply with store policy of our employees sa fety I suggest you go some where else.

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Text - Can somebody please prove that the Coronavirus is killing people? |and 50 others 157 Comments 3 Shares O Like Comment Share View previous comments 3 of 54 OMG you are kidding I hope. Like Reply 3h l am absolutely not kidding. Don't you think that we should all be demanding proof before we let our lives be destroyed by the side effects of this pandemic? Like Reply 3h Edited My dead brother in law is proof Like Reply 3h |Somebody dying is not proof. Like - Reply 4m

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Text - Sunday at 11:41 · Wearing a mask causes u2 breath in your own carbon monoxide slowly poisoning urself & breaking down ur immune system. Facts

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Text - Vaccines for what? Please, could you explain what is this? Thank you. CENTER FOR GLOBAL HUMAN POPULATION REDUCTION BILL MELINDA GATES foundation 31 27 65 296 . 1 May That's called a Photoshop. 7 234 1 May Do you mean this wall? BILL MELINDA GATES foundation 6. 104

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Flag - I'o RATHER DIE ON MY FEET THAN LIVE ON MY KNEES! III

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People - COVID-19 IS A LIE NFD WORKE AMERVO WORKE COVID-19 IS A LIE NFD

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Motor vehicle - Iwant a Massage ! Openthe State DOV LEE

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Nightmarish Moments of Tech Support Gore

Most of us aren’t computer people, but we kind of know that you’re not supposed to drill holes in your mouse or hammer anything into your USB port. You don’t need to be in IT to know that these moments of Tech Support Gore can be pretty difficult to look at. For more proof that people suck with technology, here are ridiculous requests that IT workers received.

Most of us aren’t computer people, but we kind of know that you’re not supposed to drill holes in your mouse or hammer anything into your USB port. You don’t need to be in IT to know that these moments of Tech Support Gore can be pretty difficult to look at. For more proof that people suck with technology, here are ridiculous requests that IT workers received.

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Yellow - TRIPP UITE

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Plant - ORTROMICS

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Electronics - CORSA

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Mouse - logitech

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Laptop - logitech 101

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Scientists May Have Discovered A Parallel Universe, Internet Reacts

WTF is 2020, y’all. Honestly at this point should we even ask questions? Because absolutely nothing is surprising to us anymore. In this installment of apocalypse bingo, researchers found evidence that there may be a parallel universe where the laws of physics and time appear to operate in reverse. Many others are also skeptical of the findings, so take everything with a grain of salt. But of course, that hasn’t stopped memers from reacting in the best ways. See some of the reactions below!

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Cartoon - NASA news: High-energy particles in Antarctica could prove parallel universes That's another one for Apocalypse Bingo!

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Hair - Bodega True @TrudiiBee Me meeting myself in a parallel universe like damn bitch you couldn't get your life together ANYWHERE?

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Text - angel @mbpreal21 NASA: I don't want to alarm you but we have finally found evidence that there might be a parallel universe where time flows backwards. Psychedelic users: First time?

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Nose - Akiva Elefant @AkivaElefant When you realize that if a Parallel Universe exists, that means that there are 2 Danny DeVitos: [ happiness noise

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Text - court @lordvoldercourt if the parallel universe is like our opposite, does that mean parallel universe me has her shit together? that better be a yes 8:19 AM · May 21, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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Fictional character - Astor George @grandpabbychuck Me, choking my parallel universe doppelganger who has a better life than me so I can take his place.

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Text - Armie Hammer @armiehammer NASA detected a parallel universe where time runs backward yesterday. haven't heard a single thing about it. Makes me wonder what other crazy shit is happening (ie. being done) while we are locked in our houses and distracted by corona? 3:09 PM - May 20, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone

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Photo caption - James @Rojo_Dawg Me looking at my parallel universe self when i find out he has a stable life and his dream job

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Face - Matt #8 - follow/like limit @midiffiey In 2020, we've had: - ww3 scares - Kobe & Gigi's death - Australia burning A worldwide pandemic - All sporting events cancelled - Confirmed UFO sightings - Murder Hornets - And now a Parallel Universe It's only May. 4:13 AM - May 21, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone

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Purple - y. @ayeitszzy when me and my parallel universe self finally link up 3:26 AM · May 21, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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Fictional character - Albert Newsome @DXBGentleman 2020 be like, WW3, COVID-19, Australia on fire, murder bees in USA, UFOS crashing in Brazil, Parallel Universe evidence found by NASA 2020 every two minutes: This isn't even my final form

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Movie - MisAnthro Pony @MisAnthroPony Imagine a parallel universe where we got this instead. MARVEL STUDIOS SVENDERS ENDGAME

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The Dangers of Visual Effects

Alex Ezorsky shows us the horrible dangers of what can happen to you when you get distracted while making videos of yourself using visual effects software.

Alex Ezorsky shows us the horrible dangers of what can happen to you when you get distracted while making videos of yourself using visual effects software.

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Vegans Called Fake Because They Feed Their Cat Meat

This one seems pretty cut and dried. Their friends seem a bit extreme and have a hard time understanding what cats eat. The decision to eat meat is one that causes bacon drama between fathers and daughters, and poor dietary information can lead to some really awkward situations like this woman who learned mayonnaise wasn’t vegan.

This one seems pretty cut and dried. Their friends seem a bit extreme and have a hard time understanding what cats eat. The decision to eat meat is one that causes bacon drama between fathers and daughters, and poor dietary information can lead to some really awkward situations like this woman who learned mayonnaise wasn’t vegan.

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Text - r/AmItheAsshole - Posted by u/edenflicka 16 hours ago 3 AITA for calling ourselves vegan? So we're both vegan and have been for years. Last year we got a beautiful cat who is the grand baby neither of our parents will ever have. She's obviously an obligate carnivore and we've been feeding her kibble and wet food. Unfortunately, where she came from wasn't a very good situation and she had horrible teeth when we rescued her. It's not come to a point where if she's painful she doesn't want t

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Text - We went on a website for rawfeeding animals and bought her some chicken necks and chicken hearts. According to the vet, this should encourage her to use her teeth as it smell "more appetising" than space nuggets. We've obviously been quite uncomfortable with this as it's raw meat in our otherwise vegan home but we'd do anything for our little gremlin so it's worth it. We've since had some friends over who were horrified when we got raw meat out and asked us if we weren't vegan and we said

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Text - They're now saying we're fake vegans and that we don't care about animal welfare if we're feeding her raw meat. We don't see the issue, as these are part of a chicken that humans wouldn't eat and we are following what our vet told us to keep our baby at optimal health. In our minds, these parts of already slaughtered animals would otherwise just be thrown away. This has created quite a bit of drama in our friend group as some people are now accusing us of being hypocrites while the other

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Text - Femalamalamaloid 17.4k points · 19 hours ago NTA NTA NTA! Cats are obligate carnivores as you rightly stated. Good for you, don't listen to your vegan friends, you are doing the best for your kitty

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Text - roseprincessbri Partassipant [1] 5.3k points 19 hours ago NTA And your "friends" are the type of people that make me hate most vegans. That's what she'd eat in the wild. Or mice or rabbits. You're amazing pet owners. BaddestPatsy Asshole Enthusiast [6] 1.7k points · 14 hours ago ISYK, this issue comes up in vegan communities from time to time and the vast majority of vegans support feeding cats meat. We don't tend to support breeding cats or any animals for profit and instead advocate res

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Text - Imightbemarzipan Partassipant [3] 2.4k points· 16 hours ago NTA. You do care about animal welfare. That's why you're taking care of your animal with food that she will actually eat that otherwise would've just been thrown away.

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Text - MarsNirgal Professor Emeritass [78] 1.7k points · 16 hours ago NTA. You're vegan because you can, your cat is not because she can't. Seems stupidly simply for me.

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Cursed Food Abominations That Make Tummies Squirm

There’s no excuse for these awful creations. Just looking at them is enough to make the stomach squirm. Yet at the same time, it’s strangely satisfying to look at these. Maybe, or maybe you took one look at these and that was enough internet for the day. 

There’s no excuse for these awful creations. Just looking at them is enough to make the stomach squirm. Yet at the same time, it’s strangely satisfying to look at these. Maybe, or maybe you took one look at these and that was enough internet for the day. 

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Orange

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Food

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Food - pepsi Ime

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Floor - HEINZ REAL MAYONNAISE

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Eyewear - Vsauce @tweetsauce corn dog

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Food - ILHEN CO ISL AVERY TABASCO SAUCE 5flort14 BRAN EST 18 MITE PEPPER AL4

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Finger - The four horsemen's sandwiches of apocalypse

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Food - Junie B.Jones @_bornnfinee This how You keep a man ... TAKE NOTES HOES

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