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Millionaire Totals Supercar and Tries to Drive Away

Millionaire Benjamin Chen crashed his 750,000 dollar Gemballa Mirage GT into a parked van while speeding through the empty-ish streets of Manhattan. With shocked onlookers recording the whole thing, he started her back up and tried to get away. Hopefully whoever owns that van doesn’t have to pay a nickel.

Millionaire Benjamin Chen crashed his 750,000 dollar Gemballa Mirage GT into a parked van while speeding through the empty-ish streets of Manhattan. With shocked onlookers recording the whole thing, he started her back up and tried to get away. Hopefully whoever owns that van doesn’t have to pay a nickel.

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Nineteen Clever And Creepy Stories Told In Just Two Sentences

It may not be October, but we’re always down for some creepy content. That’s why we were pretty stoked to learn about the subreddit /r/TwoSentenceHorror where people tell their spookiest stories in, yes, just two sentences. It lends itself to some unexpected creativity that we think you’re gonna like. Want more creepy stories? Head on over to Fail Blog!

It may not be October, but we’re always down for some creepy content. That’s why we were pretty stoked to learn about the subreddit /r/TwoSentenceHorror where people tell their spookiest stories in, yes, just two sentences. It lends itself to some unexpected creativity that we think you’re gonna like. 

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Text - r/TwoSentenceHorror Posted by u/DayerethDdraigson • 3mo All my life, my parents have told me not to open the basement door, but I got curious and disobeyed them. What is that glowing ball in the sky and why does it hurt my eyes? 30,7k 310 Share

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Text - r/TwoSentenceHorror Posted by u/EarthMarsUranus 3mo It's been almost a decade since I last saw my mother. And she still reminds me every day that if I misbehave again she'll take my hearing too. 20,8k 143 Share

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Text - r/TwoSentenceHorror + JOIN Posted by u/Bujidou • 1mo 1 S 1 One night a snowman popped up into the field behind our house. As the weather got warmer we finally found out what happened to that missing child. 1 11,0k 124 Share

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Text - r/TwoSentenceHorror + JOIN Posted by u/Deiun · 24d ..she said last time, we're stuck in a time loop Which really pisses me off because that's what... 21,9k 323 Share

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Text - r/TwoSentenceHorror JOIN Posted by u/Didgery72 · 4mo I blink rapidly as my boyfriend and I smile at the police officer. I just pray he knows Morse code. 12,8k 195 Share

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Text - r/TwoSentenceHorror +JOIN Posted by u/Lyrana655 · 3mo My baby screamed as the water he was dunked in made his skin burn and peel "That's never happened before" the priest said, horrified 10,4k 173 Share

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Text - r/TwoSentenceHorror Posted by u/MrsGardevoir • 4mo "You're so lucky to have such a sweet boyfriend!", they say, and I smile. But looking him in the eyes, I can tell I didn't smile wide enough. 13,4k 159 Share

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Text - r/TwoSentenceHorror Posted by u/aesthetebby 13d "Honey, monsters aren't real" Little does she know, I'm not her son. 1 1,0k 26 Share

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Text - r/TwoSentenceHorror + JOIN Posted by u/[deleted] • 1mo The new medication worked and the internal voices that always told me what to do went silent. "Kill them all", I thought, and this time nobody argued back. 14,8k 164 Share

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Text - r/TwoSentenceHorror + JOIN Posted by u/Tatsuya-• 1mo 1 S 7 Please, take me instead! I scream, grabbing at the two men who took my child "Sorry ma'am, children only" they said, as they continue loading up the last lifeboat on the ship. 20,2k 288 Share

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Text - r/TwoSentenceHorror Posted by u/JustARegularToaster • 6mo I must admit, lucid dreaming really is as amazing as people say. But after 2 years, i'd like to wake up again. + 17,9k 530 Share

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Text - r/TwoSentenceHorror + JOIN Posted by u/Magical77 7mo My brother and I sat down with the ouija board, and both place our hands on the planchette, He said "Cole are you here with me?" I moved the planchette to yes. 1 9,4k 188 Share

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Text - r/TwoSentenceHorror JOIN Posted by u/coolmemz · 5mo Everyday I get a letter from myself one day into the future. Today I didn't get anything. 8,9k 157 Share

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Text - r/TwoSentenceHorror Posted by u/RhinoBarbarian 3mo The world was thrilled with the announcement that the first mission to Mars would be an all female crew. One year later, the world was terrified when they all returned pregnant. 15,2k 273 Share

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Text - r/TwoSentenceHorror Posted by u/Colourblindness. Christmas Contes.. 2 My family moved a lot when was younger. Every time we saw a picture of me on a telephone pole, we would pack up. 11,2k 120 Share

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Text - r/TwoSentenceHorror Posted by u/Gallantmirth • 7mo I watched the monster's jagged claws inch slowly out from under the bed. "I won't let him touch you again, I promise" it assured me as my dad crept into the room. 1 15,0k 189 Share

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Text - r/TwoSentenceHorror Posted by u/TitusPotPie · 4mo My four year old said he wished that people didn't have to knock. I told him about doorbells, and he asked me to install one on his window. 14,3k 128 Share

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Text - r/TwoSentenceHorror Posted by u/minithemermaid • 5mo Two eyes peered at me through the darkness, then disappeared again. "No, no survivors down here," I heard the rescue searcher say. 1 16,1k 89 Share

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Text - r/TwoSentenceHorror +JOIN Posted by u/[deleted] 25d O 1 4 1 S 1 The aliens arrived with a message of peace and love for Earth. And as the first gesture of goodwill they removed the human parasites from its surface. 13,1k 193 Share

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Entitled People and Their Ridiculous Demands

No matter the time, location, or circumstances, there will still be entitled individuals with their unreasonable demands. They’re potential bosses who want everyone to work for free, friends who desperately need a ride but demand to leave late so they can sleep in, and they can even be total strangers who want your stuff for free. To cap it all off, they’re usually rude. These entitled folks need to pack up their rotten attitudes.

No matter the time, location, or circumstances, there will still be entitled individuals with their unreasonable demands. They’re potential bosses who want everyone to work for free, friends who desperately need a ride but demand to leave late so they can sleep in, and they can even be total strangers who want your stuff for free. To cap it all off, they’re usually rude. These entitled folks need to pack up their rotten attitudes.

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Signs That Someone’s Trying Too Hard to Look Rich

We live in a world with super rich people and super poor people, and it can get weird as hell. One of the strange consequences of this world is people who try to act super rich, but that often amounts to being total jerks and completely alienating the people around them. Here’s a bunch of stories of rich kids getting their world burst by real life, as well as stuff rich people buy that everyone else hardly thinks about.

We live in a world with super rich people and super poor people, and it can get weird as hell. One of the strange consequences of this world is people who try to act super rich, but that often amounts to being total jerks and completely alienating the people around them. Here’s a bunch of stories of rich kids getting their world burst by real life, as well as stuff rich people buy that everyone else hardly thinks about.

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Text - Mild__sauce 5.4k points · 16 hours ago 20 dudes who pooled their money to pay for ONE bottle service table at a Vegas club. Source: was one of those dudes...

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Text - shinkel1901 5.3k points · 22 hours ago - edited 10 hours ago My boyfriend tried to convince me that if I bought a kitchenaid that we'd need to leave it on the counter so people would notice that we could afford to spend -$250 on a kitchen appliance. I would love to have one, but I don't bake enough to justify it and if I ever get one it's going to be stored when I'm not using it because I hate clutter on my counters.

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Text - ASoft7 2.1k points · 22 hours ago Definitely buying cars you can't afford. I'm solidly middle class and drive a Ford focus (don't buy one, they're shit) and a lot of people I work with (that make less than I do) roll in driving big expensive trucks or Mercedes cars. If I can't afford that, I know they can't.

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Text - Text - iqstick 846 points · 18 hours ago Saw some guys at a stoplight in a convertible 6 series BMW with the top down blasting music and wearing expensive clothes. I can see his dashboard: every possible warning light was on

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Text - Text - tappytaps 30.7k points · 23 hours ago Talking about how expensive everything you have is and how much money you have. I've found the truly wealthy people don't feel compelled to talk about it constantly.

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Text - Text - TigersNsaints_ohmy 26.4k points · 19 hours ago I work at an exotic car rental branch. I have plenty of customers that rent our cars and ask us to take the ID tags off the key ring (understandable). Then I have some that INSIST they get the same license plate each time and will flip out if I give them the same model as usual but with the plate one digit off. They're trying to make the appearance to whoever that they own the car and get themselves in a trap where they have to keep re

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Text - Text - mtnmza69 24.9k points · 21 hours ago Putting "Entrepreneur" on any social media platform bio

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Text - Text - GreenBois77 17.8k points · 1 day ago McMansions without curtains or furniture in the upstairs.

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Text - Text - carnagebestvillain 16.2k points · 23 hours ago Talking about possessions, slipping dollar amounts into conversations. Act like you've been there before.

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Text - Text - Archiver_test4 15.8k points · 23 hours ago Getting married in a big fat wedding by taking out loans, borrowing from friends. Plus, getting super expensive rings when you cant afford 1/10 of it. Yuli-Ban 9.6k points · 20 hours ago + It's time for that comment again. This may not be as bad as some of the other answers, but a friend of mine took out a loan for $250,000 (I promise, I am not exaggerating this number) to pay for her "dream wedding" to a guy she had known for 3 months. Th

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Text - Text - Spicy_salsa3 14.1k points · 20 hours ago $5,000 purse with no money in it

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Text - Text - Matttaay2410 11.3k points · 1 day ago · edited 15 hours ago My uncle and his wife are perfect examples. They bought a brand new Mercedes that they can't afford, live in a house that's too big for them, bought a caravan in a park where the ground rental is nearly 50k a year, they bought their kids expensive ass bikes that were never used and what did they use to pay for all this? If you guessed credit cards then you are correct. Credit cards and loans from my grandmother which they

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Text - Text - TheWolfEmperor82 9.7k points · 23 hours ago Shopping in the curtains aisle of Walmart and openly declaring to me (an employee trying to zone) that we, "Have no taste."

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Text - Text - FagnusTwatfield 8.4k points · 20 hours ago Talking down to working class people. Dont get me wrong there are definitely snooty arsehole upper class people however in my interactions with them as a working class person in services they've always been extremely nice. My guess is because we both know who we are in "society" so there are no pretensions. Fake upper class people have to completely reinforce the class divide. It had to be absolutely clear that they are and always have bee

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Text - Text - box_o_foxes 6.7k points · 20 hours ago - edited 13 hours ago One of my husband's best friends comes from a filthy rich family (think, billions). We went to his wedding a few years ago and the social experiment that ensued was beyond fascinating. The guests themselves were a mix of anyone from broke college kids (us) to doctors, to millionaires and billionaires. Some trends definitely emerged amongst the people who were obviously self-conscious about their wealth though. They were f

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Tumblr User Calculates Cupcake-to-Human Soul Exchange Rate

Tumblr finds itself in some peculiar conversations, like this person who earnestly answered a hypothetical question about buying cupcakes with one human soul. For more weird math, here’s the time Tumblr uncovered the legend of the fastest manhole cover ever. For an embarrassing time Tumblr completely failed at math, here’s a brain cell losing battle of Tumblr users trying to do numbers.

Tumblr finds itself in some peculiar conversations, like this person who earnestly answered a hypothetical question about buying cupcakes with one human soul. For more weird math, here’s the time Tumblr uncovered the legend of the fastest manhole cover ever. For an embarrassing time Tumblr completely failed at math, here’s a brain cell losing battle of Tumblr users trying to do numbers.

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Stupid Things Restaurants Used Instead of Dishes

One of the things we don’t miss about restaurants is the need to make increasingly inconvenient, and sometimes potentially dangerous presentation. For example, serving food on top of a bed of bite-sized rocks is kind of a bad idea. Here are outlandish restaurant presentations, from broccoli on barbed wire to burgers on a guitar.

One of the things we don’t miss about restaurants is the need to make increasingly inconvenient, and sometimes potentially dangerous presentation. For example, serving food on top of a bed of bite-sized rocks is kind of a bad idea. Here are outlandish restaurant presentations, from broccoli on barbed wire to burgers on a guitar.

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Fanatical Christian Girl Sets G-Rated Ground Rules For Friend’s Vegas Bachelorette Party

Dear God (no pun intended), this story is a hoot if we ever saw one. When this girl didn’t get invited to her friend’s bachelorette party in Vegas, she made a scene until the bride decided to invite her. It doesn’t stop there though: she then sent out an email with a list of very Christian-influenced “rules” for the bride and her friends, and let’s just say they’re quite tame for a bachelorette getaway in Sin City…

Dear God (no pun intended), this story is a hoot if we ever saw one. When this girl didn’t get invited to her friend’s bachelorette party in Vegas, she made a scene until the bride decided to invite her. It doesn’t stop there though: she then sent out an email with a list of very Christian-influenced “rules” for the bride and her friends, and let’s just say they’re quite tame for a bachelorette getaway in Sin City…

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Tumblr Thread on Ape Sign Language Is a Feels Trip

There have been a few high profile cases of researchers teaching gorillas and chimps sign language. Here Tumblr shares some of the dark and incredible moments with different apes and ASL. For some more everyday moments of animal intelligence, here are the most creepily intelligent things peoples pets have done. For some interesting tumblr animal stuff, here’s an informative thread on how cats became domesticated.

There have been a few high profile cases of researchers teaching gorillas and chimps sign language. Here Tumblr shares some of the dark and incredible moments with different apes and ASL. For some more everyday moments of animal intelligence, here are the most creepily intelligent things peoples pets have done. For some interesting tumblr animal stuff, here’s an informative thread on how cats became domesticated.

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Go Pick Your Switch

Order some wigs and when the quarantine is over, just be a totally different person. You’ll be the dude/lady with a fire red afro at the office! Get some white makeup and paint your face! Put a fake red nose on your nose! Yes, we just want everyone to become clowns! And follow @lamebook on […]

Order some wigs and when the quarantine is over, just be a totally different person. You’ll be the dude/lady with a fire red afro at the office! Get some white makeup and paint your face! Put a fake red nose on your nose! Yes, we just want everyone to become clowns! And follow @lamebook on instagram!

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Strange Images That Are a Real Handful of Internet

What we’ve got here are some pretty funny pictures, some deviously creepy ones, some strange WTF and some pictures that demand extra context. For some stuff on the more uncomfortable side of things, here are freaky cursed images to feel uncomfortable about. And here are some more strange images worthy of being deemed too much internet for today.

What we’ve got here are some pretty funny pictures, some deviously creepy ones, some strange WTF and some pictures that demand extra context. For some stuff on the more uncomfortable side of things, here are freaky cursed images to feel uncomfortable about. And here are some more strange images worthy of being deemed too much internet for today.

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