Guy Solves A Sudoku With Only Two Squares Filled

Watching him initially think that he’s being trolled, and then slowly evolve into a place of pure delight is quite the enjoyable viewing experience. His dopamine levels must be through the roof. 

Watching him initially think that he’s being trolled, and then slowly evolve into a place of pure delight is quite the enjoyable viewing experience. His dopamine levels must be through the roof. 

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Admin Tells IT Guy to Look Busy So He Runs Errands

There’s that age old problem of being hired to do a job that works on a task by task basis, but you’re still paid hourly, so half of your time is spent pretending to do your job just so management stays happy. These guys said screw that. For some funny IT stories, here are ridiculous requests IT workers received.

There’s that age old problem of being hired to do a job that works on a task by task basis, but you’re still paid hourly, so half of your time is spent pretending to do your job just so management stays happy. These guys said screw that. For some funny IT stories, here are ridiculous requests IT workers received.

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Text - r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/kc1328 4 days ago Cant be visibly doing nothing, it affects employees morale. No problem. oc M My buddy and I were hired to be a glorified help desk, support, hand holders for a special project. Senior management at a large corporation had their laptops upgraded including new software they had never used and major upgrades of software they had previously used. We are talking maybe 20 people spread across 3 buildings downtown, all within walking distance o

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Text - My job was to sit in a office and take calls for any issue and I mean any issue that popped into their head. The only thing more entitled than senior management are their admin people. My buddies job was to actually go to their desk and hold their hand with what ever issue they had, oh and "read the ##$! manual" was not part of the support plan :-) he was great at it. After the first couple of weeks things settled down and we received very few calls. So my buddy was sitting at some desk d

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Text - So I realized that our service level agreement said we had to respond within 30 minutes (it was always much less especially if he was in the building). So I told my buddy to fuck off, go shopping, sit in starbucks and read the paper. No one but me knew where my buddy was at any time and I was the only one who dispatched him. So I said to my buddy " do what ever you want as long as you drop what your doing and be at the persons desk within 30 minutes." And if they called for help, occasion

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Text - So my buddy went to the movies, went clothes, shoe shopping, sat in the park, Etc The busybody admin assistant called about a problem one day and said "I never see him at his desk anymore, where is he ? "I said " he is much busier now, his morale and I'm sure your staffs morale must be much better now" No one ever found out about our malicious compliance. The managers he helped loved him and wanted him to stay on. He said no until.they tripled what he was making. About a year later he was

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Apprentice Engineer Angers Crew, Gets Ditched 250 Miles From Home

Oh man, the apprentice engineer’s gross level of entitlement was their ultimate undoing. If the young lad had just gone about doing business in a way that was mindful and respectful of those around him, well, then maybe he wouldn’t have been ditched the 250 miles from home. Just picturing the kid having to call up his dad to come and get him at 3 in the morning, for a 500-mile-round trip is pure entertainment. 

Oh man, the apprentice engineer’s gross level of entitlement was their ultimate undoing. If the young lad had just gone about doing business in a way that was mindful and respectful of those around him, well, then maybe he wouldn’t have been ditched the 250 miles from home. Just picturing the kid having to call up his dad to come and get him at 3 in the morning, for a 500-mile-round trip is pure entertainment. 

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Text - r/ProRevenge + Join u/GhostOfSorabji • 122d 1 3 2 Apprentice engineer pisses off the crew... gets left behind 250 miles from home Lordy! I was reminded of this story after a recent phone call from an old friend. Rather a long one, so sincere apologies in advance. It's part O r/ProRevenge, part O r/EntitledPeople. Some years age, I got a gig working a weekend music festival. Fairly simple too: ten bands per day and all pretty standard rock 'n' roll fare. Bossman puts four of us out on the

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Text - As it turned out this lad was about as much use as an aqualung to a trout, and had an entitled attitude the size of a mid-ranged African country. On the journey down in the truck, he was boasting as to how he was "a really good sound engineer" already and that "he could probably show us a few tricks." Oh, really? We get to the venue and get busy unloading the truck: we've got a 16-tonner stuffed to the gills with two sounds desks and about 16KW of sound gear for front- of-house and about

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Text - to safely unload it and get it stacked up in place– except that, after unloading the first amp rack (all on wheels but still around 80 kilos), the Entitled Brat snottily announces that "I'm a sound engineer, not a humper.", and promptly strolls off. Err..okaaay... Well, we don't really need him gumming up the works- we're all well used to slinging boxes around, so about an hour later we've got the rig stacked up and strapped down, run out the multicore to the FOH desk, and are ready to st

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Text - Out of nowhere, the Spotty Oik emerges from whatever hole he had buried himself in and asks what he can do. I say, "I'm going to plug up front-of-house, perhaps you could help Hammer cable up the speakers." "I don't take orders from girlies!" (Quick side note here: Hammer was 5' 9", drop-dead gorgeous and as hard as nails-hence her nickname. She was also a damn fine FOH engineer and a bloody good mate.)

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Text - Boris, Chris and I collectively groaned inwardly and winced in anticipation of a full 16" broadside from Hammer (seriously, folks-you do NOT fuck with her unless you want the family jewels dangling from the nearest tree!) Instead she smiles sweetly (NEVER a good sign) and says, "well I'm sure you'll learn something useful." | then go off to play with cables FOH, while Boris and Chris busy themselves with the monitors. A while later I'm back on stage: Spotty Oik has wandered off again. Ham

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Text - Turns out that, despite cables and connector ports being well labelled, The Oik had managed to make a complete pig's ear of plugging up the amp racks. Trust me, it's very hard to make this kind of mistake. I found The Oik some moments later and told him that it was not the proper way of doing things, and that if he wasn't sure what to do that he should always ask one of us beforehand. What then came out of his mouth absolutely floored me: "I don't need to know all that shit. I'm a sound e

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Text - Hammer, who was standing a few feet away, snorted derisively and rolled her eyes heavenwards. It took me a few seconds to process this particular nugget of stupid: "Well, you HAVE to know how all this works; it's part and parcel of the job and as you're here to learn, I suggest you pay attention." "Well, you're just a bunch of roadies; what do you know?" Upon delivering this charming bon mot, he ambles off (again) leaving me to retrieve my jaw from off the deck and Hammer barely able to r

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Text - An hour or so later, we're all set up, and we now have a fair idea of the acts that are going to be performing. In situations like this, you rarely get the opportunity of a full-blown soundcheck so you have to rely on experience to set the desk up from cold. Luckily we got the first act onstage a half hour before the kick-off so I could quickly get a rough sense of the overall set-up. A bit of exposition: it's convenient to reuse channels

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Text - across acts, so I generally keep the first twenty or so channels for drums, bass and guitars, and the last half dozen or so channels for vocals. If a band comes in with anything else-percussion, brass, Tibetan nose flutes etc., we whack them on channels in the middle. Keeps things nice, simple and consistent across the board, and becomes important in a moment. The working procedure in-show is also simple: Dreadful Boris and Big Chris run the monitor desk, and Hammer and I run front-of hou

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Text - We also tasked the Spotty Oik with helping with the stage setups, which rapidly proved problematical. We finished the first act and aimed to do the turnover within fifteen minutes. Generally the incoming act will tell us their mic requirements and we'll write up a mic plot which then gets sent up to the front-of-house desk. Up comes Spotty Oik with the mic plot and he goes back to help with the stage setup. As l'm checking each mic, I notice that I cannot hear the vocal channels. No soone

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Text - channels (he can't hear them either). He then goes off to check the stagebox where all the mics are plugged into. From all the way out front, I hear him shout, "Fuck me!". Seconds later he's back on the cans: "Do you know what that fecking idiot has done? Only repatched ALL the vocal channels so that all the plugs on the stagebox are "lined up neatly one after the other!–his words!!" Ye Gods!

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Text - Boris rapidly repatches the mics and we're good to go again. A few hours later and I'm starting my second shift out front (I won't bore you with my experiences of riding herd on Spotty Oik on the stage shift which- shall we say- was interesting. Currently on stage is a rather nice jazz septet (I love doing jazz-give me a nice 20-piece big band and l'm a happy bunny). Up strolls He Who Shall Not Be Mentioned and asks, "When can I have a go at mixing. I'm really good, you know." Seeing as h

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Text - Wrong!! I've already set what I regarded as a sensible baseline on the faders for him to work with. First thing he does, he reaches for the master faders and cranks in another 15dB-NOO00O!!! Immediately the rig teeters on the edge of feedback and I rapidly pull the mains back. "Look and listen: balance out the two vocals, then the guitars, leave the mains alone!" He then starts making wildly inappropriate changes to the channels' EQ-again the rig starts to squeak. Ok,

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Text - enough! I shove him out of the way and bring it back under control. I won't fatigue you further with the endless catalogue of foulups and attitude that he managed to effect over the rest of the weekend, suffice it to say that despite the best efforts of myself and Hammer to try and teach this guy, they all went to naught. Couple this with the constant drip-drip-drip of snide commentary about how he was "really a better engineer" than the rest of us, and by the end of the weekend, we're al

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Text - Come the end of the event and it's now the fun part of striking the rig and loading out (I'm being sarcastic about the fun part, by the way). Two solid days and we're all knackered and the last thing we want to be doing is the get-out but, of course, it has to be done. It's always an all-hands-on-deck situation... except the Spotty Oik has, once again, vanished into the woodwork. Two back-breaking hours later and we're all done, and the truck loaded to go home. So where is the Spotty Oik?

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Text - We give it a good fifteen minutes-but no joy. We then decide to go look for him, so we spent another twenty minutes trolling around the site trying to find him. Again, he's done a disappearing act. We get back to the truck-it's now close to 3am–and almost simultaneously we say, “Fuck him!" . We climb back aboard and drive the 250 miles back to the warehouse to unload. Next afternoon, Bossman calls me to find out why we'd left the Spotty Oik behind. I gave him the Cliff Notes and was then

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Tumblr Story: A Selfless Farmer With A Noble Heart

Man, this is one of those Tumblr stories that never gets old. It’s a beautiful tale full of vivid imagery, meaningful sentiments, and a whole lot of feels. The story also possesses this humble nature about it, which might just leave the reader smiling with some misty eyes by the end of it. 

If you’re looking for more gold from Tumblr, check out this wild Tumblr thread on the insane medieval battle tactics.

Man, this is one of those Tumblr stories that never gets old. It’s a beautiful tale full of vivid imagery, meaningful sentiments, and a whole lot of feels. The story also possesses this humble nature about it, which might just leave the reader smiling with some misty eyes by the end of it. 

If you’re looking for more gold from Tumblr, check out this wild Tumblr thread on the insane medieval battle tactics.

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Pro Revenge: Karen And Kevin Win The Battle, Lose The War

Man, oh, man, Karen was in dire need of the reality check. With all the subordination at play, it’s a wonder how she thought it wouldn’t eventually backfire on her. What a fine example of how one can win the “battle”, but certainly go on to lose the war. Can just picture Karen and Kevin squirming in their seats. 

Man, oh, man, Karen was in dire need of the reality check. With all the subordination at play, it’s a wonder how she thought it wouldn’t eventually backfire on her. What a fine example of how one can win the “battle”, but certainly go on to lose the war. Can just picture Karen and Kevin squirming in their seats. 

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Text - r/ProRevenge + JOIN u/fatjokesonme • 22h 1 3 2 The story about Karen and Kevin who won a battle, and lost the war. This story is a bit of malicious compliance with a lot of ongoing revenge, so I chose to post it here. First the regular stupid warning for all you OCD's: ON MOBILE, ENGLISH IS NOT MY LANGUAGE, LONG STORY NO TL;DR. Go have fun with someone else. Second: this story involves legal issues, so names and identifying details were changed.

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Text - And now for the fun part: This story if about 5 years old, and some of it, as you will read in the end, is still rolling, probably will for a long time. It starts with mrs. P, as principal, because that's what she is. Mrs. P started as a special needs kids care taker, study through the years of work, and graduated a doctorate in special education. After 20 years of experience in this, she was asked by the council of a medium size city to open and run a new special need school in the city.

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Text - She accepted the offer, and after 4 years she had a school with 150 kids in it, for special education school, that is HUGE number. Such schools need way more people than regular school, not just teachers, but also other care takers, and the job isn't always clean and easy. So naturally mrs. P is always looking to hire.

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Text - Than comes Karen. Karen just finished her college, and got a degree in education consulting top of her class. Her professor was on mrs. P school board, and she recommended her with very warm words, Karen was basically hired beafore she even sent her resume. Karen is married to Kevin (ofcourse), who finished his law studies top 5 in his class, and now doing his internship in a big law firm, awaiting his license to practice the law. Basically their future is laid bright and clear, all they

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Text - Mrs. P accepted Karen to work in the school, and announced her she will start to work in August 20, about a week before the school year starts, as the staff needs to organize the school for the opening of the school year. Karen protest that she is a consultant, not another low life that comes to mop the floor. Mrs. P is pissed by this attitude, but karen is top of her class and supposedly the best in the field, so she just smiles and say "staff starts to work on August 20, you are staff t

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Text - That pre-opening week the staff will never forget. While teachers and nurses and other members all worked together hard to get the school up to shape, including painting the walls, setting equipment, and other choirs you don't learn in college, Karen fixed her own room, sat in it all day and played with her phone. Needless to say she wasn't very popular among school staff. But time went on, school opened on time, and things started to get into their regular routine. Karen was causing more

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Text - professor, the one who gave Karen her degree, the one who was on the school's board, to sit with Karen daily and couch her how to actually work and function in a real school environment, as apparently she didn't learn that in college. But even that didn't help. Karen was hated by all the school staff, and helr work was done poorly and getting worse every week. Mrs. P had a meeting every week with Karen and the professor to discuss her performance and how to do better. Meanwhile important

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Text - aware of the issues. A meeting was set with the board, mrs. P and Karen, the professor promised karen that if she will set order to her paperwork and act respectfully, it will be alright. Karen knew she was on the hook now, but just couldn't stop being a karen. So the day of the meeting comes, and Karen is a no-show, no call. She just didn't come that day, and the day after, and the week after. Without Karen, the board can only hear what mrs. P has to say, but they already know it, so the

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Text - explanation to not get fired now. She calls Karen and leaves a message in her voicemail, that she hadn't heard from her in over a week, she is very worried, and please be in contact ASAP as finance want to cut her pay. Finally Karen called in! She has been sick the whole time... she will return to work in 2 days. Good, mrs. P mark the date and set a meeting with the professor and Karen first thing in the morning. If karen is sick and has a doctor's note, she will not be fired, but she wil

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Text - Karen shows up 2 hours late, and mrs. P calls her to a meeting immediately, beafore anything else. She calls the professor to come, the professor cancelled other plans she had to come in, and the meeting finally starts 3 hours late. Thankfully Karen had a doctor's note, she is OK on that, but she is going to get the strong words talking now. About ten minutes into the meeting, Karen burst in tears. The meeting is stopped to cool things down, but not over yet. After a few minutes everybody

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Text - and the professor comment "as a board member I must say: as long as you are sick your job is safe, but it is your first year, you have not saved anything in sick days or vacation days. You will not be paid for this." Karen just said "we will see about that", collect her things and left.

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Text - Karen is sick for another two weeks, and her position is vacant. Mrs. P does what she can to fill the void, as do others, but its clear a man in missing and the position needs to be filled. Eventually mrs. P calls Karen again to ask her how she is and when she will be back, when Karen says she can't handle the pressure and wants to quit. Mrs. P is stunned by this. Karen is only in her first year, quitting in the middle will risk her future, and finding another consultant in the middle of

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Text - But Karen doesn't come back, and after two more weeks of absence her husband call in, to ask why no money is payed. He gets the obvious answer, Karen has no right to payed sick leave, he gets angry and promises to check his options, which in lawyers terms is "I want to sue you". Now it's clear that the bridge was burned and Karen will not be back. Mrs. P started looking for replacement, and the options aren't great. Eventually she convinced a retired consultant to come back from retiremen

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Text - this year. The replacement starts working, but can't get payed, the position is still officially occupied by Karen, who is still on sick leave. Board members are now calling Karen, as it's clear she will not talk to mrs. P. They ask her to come back, and when she refuse, they ask her to submit her resignation, to allow them to keep the school running. Karen claims she is ready to come back only if she will be paid for all her sick leave, but nobody's willing to pay that. The mess is growi

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Text - Karen cannot sue the school or the city while she sick or still registered as an employee, she has to stop one of these conditions. The day after Karen is at school with a standard resignation letter, stating her "mental and health issues caused by the toxic environment" as her reasons. Finally after more than 2 months the position is clear and filled right away. still What was just rumours by now has become fact, parents were aware that something went on. Finally in a group chat of paren

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Text - Kevin did try to sue the city, it went to mediation beafore court hearing. The mediator saw the material and strongly advised Kevin do withdraw. Kevin listened and the whole thing was forgotten for a while. 3 months passed. School was doing okay, when an email from Karen landed in mrs. P inbox. In short dry, legal language Karen informs mrs. P that she knows she was slandering her in public, she has screenshots as

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Text - evidence that she claimed she had a mental issues, and that is all not true at all. Karen demand mrs. P to apologize in public and clarify that Karen did not had any mental issues, and her resignation was due to "professional disputes ". Mrs. P was shocked. She knew for a fact that Karen was, let's just say, not 100 percent okay up there, and she had her resignation letter to prove it, going this way from Karen was beyond stupid. Mrs. P however, did the right thing and sent the letter the

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Text - demanded mrs. P to just apologize and let it all be gone , but mrs. P was not willing to admit wrong doing of anything, as she knew she did everything right. The board kept his opinion, claimed mrs. P is being pointlessly stubborn, and they will not cover any legal matters in that issues, which is against mrs. P contrac, all legal liability that she has within her work should be covered by her employer. That meant her job was on the line now, and mrs. P was determined to fight back and wi

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Text - Mrs. P went again to the parents forum, let them know that she had some personal legal issues, and asked if they know who could help. One of the parents, a lawyer, agreed to help without pay. (Note it is highly unprofessional to ask parents to help in personal issues, but it wasn't really a personal issue, it was the school issue, and that lawyers parent noted that after

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Text - he was informed the details.) The lawyer agreed Karen and Kevin had no ground to sue, but said that if they sent the email, their intention is to sue anyway, and nothing mrs. P would do will stop them, so it was better if mrs. P just ignore it and let them dig their own grave. And digging they dug. A week after the first letter, a new letter arrived, by regular mail, in an envelope. It was printed on Kevin's law firm letter, stating that matter should be resolved by public apology, or the

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Text - Even the lawyer did not believe someone in a large prestige law firm is that dumb, but here the letter is to Prove it... a trial will take time and will cost money, even if he is doing it for free, not to mention that mrs. P would be fired no matter the result. They had to find another solution! The lawyer figured out that stupid people need stupid solution, he thought about it for a while, and than remembere he had a classmate in college who went working for that firm. He called that cla

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Text - surprised. He hadn't heard about this case, and he should have, as lawyers in large firms gossip like old women, and a slander suit against special education school? It's the most raunchy gossip in town! But also a PR nightmare, he, and other partners, would never take

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Text - a case like this, it will make them look like greedy lawyers who would skin off anybody for a penny, not good publicity. He promised to look around and check what is going on in the firm. It didn't take him long, the next day he called the lawyer back. He found out no lawyer in the firm was aware of the case, he figured Kevin used the firm paper to send the letter, but no lawyer above him was involved. Good news for our lawyer! Together they planned the right answer to Kevin and Karen, th

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Text - The lawyer called mrs. P and told her his plan. It was easy, simple and malicious. She didn't like it, but agreed to it as it was the best and fast way to resolve the situation. Next thing the lawyer drafted his "settlement agreement", he called Kevin and asked him if it will do. The agreement stated that mrs. P will apologize to Karen "in the most public way she can" and will post all the legally related papers alongside the apology in the school webpage. The agreement stated that the ap

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Text - again, and will have no further demands from mrs. P or the school ever again. The last clouse stated that if any unrelated issues will come of this agreement, Karen and Kevin will be liable for any consequences and the school can demand any losses it suffers from them. Kevin agreed to all the terms, within 2 hours Karen and Kevin signed the agreement, and the next stage was ready to launch. The lawyer came to mrs. P office with the equipment he needed and the apology transcript. He set a

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Text - far in her career, her degrees and recommendation. She also made an introduction to Karen, her career so far, her degree and recommendation (none, so far). And after the introduction she explained that Karen claims she left the school in the middle of the school year because of "professional disagreement", and any other comment mrs. P or any other have claimed about Karen health and mental issues if false and mrs. P is sorry if Karen or anybody else heard so and if Karen's feelings were h

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Text - the school YouTube channel, and a sub site under the school website was created showing the video and all the related documents, including the threatening letter Kevin sent in his firm paper. A link was sent to Kevin with the short line: "that settle the matter, don't contact us ever again." Karen and Kevin has won the battle. A month passed, and Kevin suddenly got fired from his firm. Apparently he wasn't in a position to send a letter threatening lawsuit under the firm paper without any

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Text - The firm sent a letter to the school admitting the fraud and asking the school to remove the threatening letter Kevin sent. The school graciously agreed and Kevin's letter was removed, but the firm letter, admitting Kevin's fraud was published instead. Kevin was done in the business. Any lawyer who he came to look for a job asked him why he "left" the big firm beafore he got even past the first stage, and a simple search of his name showed he committed fraud, against a special education s

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Text - Meanwhile Karen kept looking for a job in her field. She had to wait until a new school year will begin. Her college professor was not willing to write her any recommendation, and she had to explain the missing year in her resume to any principal. Few school principals heard she worked with mrs. P and called her to ask about Karen, which mrs. P only said that due to legal issues she can't talk about Karen, and it is all explained in the "legal" section of the school website.

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Text - That was enough, any principal who knows Karen suede her former school will not dare to hire her. Karen lost that school year, and to support herself began looking for other jobs. She found a job as a secritay in an office that didn't Google searched her name and worked there for a couple of month, until the manager got bored one day and decided to search Karen's name. She was fired the next day for a minor F-up. It is more than 5 years since it happened. Kevin is a lawyer in a sleazy fir

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Text - They both know very well why they are doing so poorly in life. Kevin sent another threatening letter demanding to remove all mentions of his name and Karen name from the school website. He also asked to remove the video. The lawyer just told him that it is what he agreed on, and if he wants to re negotiate he will demand Kevin to pay for damages. He didn't specify what damages, and Kevin didn't ask, he gave up, Karen and Kevin admitted defeat, they lost the war. Mrs. P eventually removed

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“Kiss from a Rose” Sung by actual Seals

If you ever wanted to hear what it was like if Seal was just a bunch of seals, then here’s that. Next we’d like to see what they can do with Korn.

If you ever wanted to hear what it was like if Seal was just a bunch of seals, then here’s that. Next we’d like to see what they can do with Korn.

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Woman Finds Worm In Salad, Surprising Customer Service Story Ensues

Just the idea of finding a worm in a salad is enough to send some shivers running up the spine. Fortunately, in this case, after the worm was discovered, a surprising, but welcomed customer service story developed. Basically, Sainsbury’s pulled through in the clutch to address the situation with some serious grace. 

Just the idea of finding a worm in a salad is enough to send some shivers running up the spine. Fortunately, in this case, after the worm was discovered, a surprising, but welcomed customer service story developed. Basically, Sainsbury’s pulled through in the clutch to address the situation with some serious grace. 

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Man Plays The Weeknd’s “Blinding Lights” With Bricks

This guy got challenged to make music with bricks, so he went ahead and played The Weeknd’s “Blinding Lights” with bricks. Um, that’s amazing. Had no idea that was possible. 

This guy got challenged to make music with bricks, so he went ahead and played The Weeknd’s “Blinding Lights” with bricks. Um, that’s amazing. Had no idea that was possible. 

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Evicted Business Strips Everything to Foil Landlord

The landlord expected this business to just leave their stuff so he could sell the whole space to their competitors, but they were having none of it. For more landlord drama, here’s a guy who went full Karen when threatened with eviction and revenge that ensued when a landlord who broke the law. Here’s another where a landlord refused to give back a deposit so court revenge followed.

The landlord expected this business to just leave their stuff so he could sell the whole space to their competitors, but they were having none of it. For more landlord drama, here’s a guy who went full Karen when threatened with eviction and revenge that ensued when a landlord who broke the law. Here’s another where a landlord refused to give back a deposit so court revenge followed.

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Text - r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/poshbo 2 days ago 4 Landlord advertises all of our company's equipment for sale to our competitors. Best follow our eviction to the letter. ос м TI;dr (SPOILERS) landlord gives us 7 days to vacate our leisure business from the building, he thinks we cant empty the business during lockdown, and proceeds to advertise OUR equipment for sale to our competition. We sell everything in 7 days and destroy the rest. Enjoy no rent and the loss of your potential buy

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Text - In every other sight vacation we have seen, we always end up leaving thousands of $$ worth of disco lights in the ceilings because they're too hard to get. We leave most the construction in, as well as things like the bars and kitchens that all stay intact (recognisable as what they once were) but not this building. We ripped up the flooring we installed, tore down the walls that were not part of the original structure (Wooden walls to divide up the space) ripped apart our manager's offic

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Text - Lockdown has been extended another 4 weeks, so he has at least another 4 weeks without rent (we were paying) and won't have any potential buyers. Silver lining: The assets we got out of the site (fridges, tv's, equipment, food, tables) have all been sold, and the lack of rent and additional income has helped the business and paid staff wages.

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Dude Nails “Through The Fire and The Flames” at 165% Speed

You thought Guitar Hero was dead, but nope. It’s kind of remarkable that people are still doing this. We remember being afraid of this song at regular speed, but these modified attempts are amazing, and frankly kind of scary.

You thought Guitar Hero was dead, but nope. It’s kind of remarkable that people are still doing this. We remember being afraid of this song at regular speed, but these modified attempts are amazing, and frankly kind of scary.

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Guy’s Rendition of “Hard Day’s Night” On A Skipping Record

Ah yes, a nice realistic portrayal. Maybe later he can do “Eleanor Rigby but it won’t buffer correctly.” Also holy crap this song is like 56 years old.

Ah yes, a nice realistic portrayal. Maybe later he can do “Eleanor Rigby but it won’t buffer correctly.” Also holy crap this song is like 56 years old.

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Manager Tries To Eliminate Woman’s Job, She Quits In Glory

Now that’s a satisfying pro revenge. We love a good mic drop. When this woman discovered that the company had done the kind of shady angling that ultimately reflected poorly back on her (for what was no good reason), she decided to put together just the kind of presentation that must’ve rendered that room completely silent. What a way to go out. 

Now that’s a satisfying pro revenge. We love a good mic drop. When this woman discovered that the company had done the kind of shady angling that ultimately reflected poorly back on her (for what was no good reason), she decided to put together just the kind of presentation that must’ve rendered that room completely silent. What a way to go out. 

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Text - r/ProRevenge u/PM_YUR_PIERCINGS • 2y + JOIN Try to take away job? Quit in glory This is the story of my wife getting pro-revenge. At 7 months pregnant, we knew my wife wasn't going to return to work after maternity leave. But, she had planned on working right to the day her water broke. A few months before her due date, there was a re- structuring of the organization, she actually got a promotion and a small raise. But, her new direct manager was at the corporate level, and had never trea

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Text - Over the next few months, as my wife started a very major project, she kept detailed notes of everything, to make sure that there was a smooth transition when she went out on leave. At this same time, her new boss started being excessive with micromanaging. It finally got to the point that the director, we'll call Patrice (because God damnit Patrice!), started slowly pulling responsibilities away from my wife. To us, it looked like she was trying to position my wife's role to be eliminate

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Text - Then there was the transition meeting. She called in Patrice, her co-workers, her leadership, and the vendor that was involved in the project. During that meeting, my wife went through all the project plans to date, with a very specific timeline of the project. This timeline included things like notes from previous meetings of what was stated, validation emails from Patrice, requests for meetings to which Patrice declined or simply no-showed. There was the introduction of the new processe

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Text - My wife told me that after the showing the third example of late delivery due to Patrice's lack of response, or sudden need to include her friends in the project for "feedback", it was apparent to everyone in the room that Patrice was the reason that everything was running behind schedule and over cost. The last slide my wife presented was the last update: the official complaints Patrice had filed with HR, with refuting evidence. My wife told me that Patrice was equally furious and embarr

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Tumblr Thread: Humans’ Wholesome Love For The Curiosity Rover

This quick and wholesome thread on Tumblr is filled with those good feels. Yes, let’s never forget the time that a bunch of humans used their brains to set up the Curiosity Rover so that it was able to sing “Happy Birthday” to itself. 

This quick and wholesome thread on Tumblr is filled with those good feels. Yes, let’s never forget the time that a bunch of humans used their brains to set up the Curiosity Rover so that it was able to sing “Happy Birthday” to itself. 

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Text - Sandra Tayler @SandraTayler Sometimes whenI forget that humans are amazing, I think of curiosity singing Happy Birthday on Mars, and this response:

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Text - thebaconsandwichofregret No guys you don't understand. The soil testing equipment on Curiosity makes a buzzing noise and the pitch of the noise changes depending on what part of an experiment Curiosity is performing, this is the way Curiosity sings to itself. So some of the finest minds currently alive decided to take incredibly expensíve important scientific equipment and mess with it until they worked out how to move in just the right way to sing Happy Birthday, then someone made a cake

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Text - This isn't a sad story, this a happy story about the ridiculousness of humans and the way we love things. We built a little robot and called it Curiosity and flung it into the star to go and explore places we can't get to because it's name is in our nature and then just because we could, we taught it how to sing. That's not sad, that's awesome.

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Shipping Company Breaks $600 TV, Denies Claims, Loses Millions

This shipping company’s decision to not address a broken TV ended up costing them so much in the long run. Yeah, we’re talking millions of dollars. A little problem that could’ve been handled in the moment, evolved into the kind of mountainous loss that must’ve haunted them to no end. What a glorious case of pro revenge. 

This shipping company’s decision to not address a broken TV ended up costing them so much in the long run. Yeah, we’re talking millions of dollars. A little problem that could’ve been handled in the moment, evolved into the kind of mountainous loss that must’ve haunted them to no end. What a glorious case of pro revenge. 

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Text - r/ProRevenge u/Champion5 • 2y + JOIN Damage my TV in transit and deny the claim? No more shipments for you. Not sure if this is "Pro" quality but some have asked me to post this here since they think it is. 10 years ago I moved for my job. I had forgot about one of my TV's back home and asked my dad to ship it to me (on my companies account since they paid for my move). A couple days later the delivery driver from Shipping Company A drops it off. The box was heavily damaged so I didn't si

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Text - Claim denied a month later. This goes back and forth for a couple months with multiple emails to this old lady and she did't care at all. She was also very rude to me via email and phone. Now this Shipping Company A has two separate entities. Parcel and Freight. We solely used this freight company for all of our warehouses across the US. I cut them off at my new store and started using Company B. It only took a month before the salesman from Shipping Company A stopped by. When he showed u

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Text - along with a letter from their Vice President. So I guess this is the "Pro" part. Fast forward a couple years and l've been promoted within the company to make certain decisions and one happens to be logistics. NONE of our locations use Shipping Company A. Some months we spend well over $100k but most are around $80OK company wide and this has been going on for several years now. We also inform customers to use Shipping Company B since Shipping Company B is awesome and treat us very well.

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New Boss Tries To Play Alpha, IT Consultant Reports Them

This boss came in hot on the scene, and thought they’d try to go full bully alpha mode. Well, that didn’t shape up too well for them. Nope, not at all. The independent IT consultant who was around at the time, and a witness to their toxic antics, decided to report them. Shortly thereafter, it sounds like bully boss was swiftly escorted out of his position. 

This boss came in hot on the scene, and thought they’d try to go full bully alpha mode. Well, that didn’t shape up too well for them. Nope, not at all. The independent IT consultant who was around at the time, and a witness to their toxic antics, decided to report them. Shortly thereafter, it sounds like bully boss was swiftly escorted out of his position. 

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Text - r/ProRevenge JOIN u/dwasifar • 2y Try to bully me, new boss? This will be your shortest job ever. Back in the day, I worked as an independent IT consultant, and was hired on along with another independent to subcontract on a team for a major consulting house, we'll call it CH. Everyone else on the team was a CH employee. The two of us were not supposed to tell the client that we weren't part of CH, but the client figured it out pretty fast, because we independents were doing most of the w

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Text - The project ran past its initial deadline, and my contract expired. I stayed on a week-to-week basis, as a professional courtesy to get the project finished, because I liked the client if not the team. Unfortunately the CH project manager was booked somewhere else for his next gig, and they brought in a new guy to replace him. Let's call him David Stress. David flew in on a Monday morning to get the project handed off to him, and immediately started pissing on everything to mark his terri

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Text - belittling to the team, and liked to raise his voice. I was working in my office (well, actually a closet with folding tables that I shared with three other team members) and didn't hear what he was saying out in the main room, but I could sure hear his tone. Then he burst in to the "office" and demanded, "How are we doing [specific payroll-related conversion task]?" I said, "We're using [program X]." He waved his hand dismissively and scoffed. "That's stupid. [Program X] won't work for t

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Text - she thought I was going to deck him. I knew he was full of shit because I WROTE PROGRAM X. It was custom code for this project, and he had no way of knowing what it would or wouldn't do. He was just trying to bully me and be the alpha dog. I did not deck him. Instead, I went to the client's payroll manager, with whom l'd been working closely for months, and who was driving the client side of the project. I laid it on the line. I said, "Look, I know you know I don't work for CH. I'm here o

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Text - work with him. T have no contract at this point, and with him running the project I won't be back next week. I'm not asking you to do anything specific about it; I'm just letting you know as a courtesy so you can plan to transition my work to someone else." She sat back in her chair, thought a moment, and said, "Okay. Thanks for letting me know." Two hours later, David Stress was removed from his new position. The payroll manager, faced with losing the one technical guy on the team who ac

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Text - The funniest part of the whole thing was that CH had scheduled a "welcome" dinner for David at a posh steakhouse that evening. Rather than create the further embarrassment of cancelling the dinner, they actually went ahead with it, as a "farewell" dinner for David, who had been on the project for less than one day. It was fun to watch him try to put on a brave face for that. (Yes, I did stay with the project to the end after that, and yes, they went live successfully.)

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Guys Make Commercial For Total Stranger Selling Car On Craigslist

Every once in a while human beings pull something off that restores our faith in humanity for a little bit. This is one of those times. These dudes absolutely hooked it up for a perfect stranger that was trying to sell a car on Craigslist. Nicely done, fellas. 

Every once in a while human beings pull something off that restores our faith in humanity for a little bit. This is one of those times. These dudes absolutely hooked it up for a perfect stranger that was trying to sell a car on Craigslist. Nicely done, fellas. 

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Stunt School’s Challenge Video Is like Tag with Violence

The French stunt school campusUcascades made an eventful video of stunt people repeatedly getting stunt punched and kicked in the face like a high stakes game of telephone. It gets pretty creative.

The French stunt school campusUcascades made an eventful video of stunt people repeatedly getting stunt punched and kicked in the face like a high stakes game of telephone. It gets pretty creative.

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Neighbor Builds Driveway On Couple’s Property, Revenge Follows

Neighbor revenge is the best revenge. What we’ve got here is a fine case of a rude and entitled neighbor creating negative chaos around them, by going so far as to build a driveway on another person’s property without receiving permission. The audacity. It blows the mind. 

Neighbor revenge is the best revenge. What we’ve got here is a fine case of a rude and entitled neighbor creating negative chaos around them, by going so far as to build a driveway on another person’s property without receiving permission. The audacity. It blows the mind. 

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Text - r/ProRevenge + JOIN u/diypackraft • 2y Build a driveway across someone else's property without permission? Pay the price. Not sure if this is "pro" enough, but here goes: I was visiting my friend at his dad's house in an area where the land is so steep all the driveways have to switchback up from the main road to the houses - a straight driveway is not an option because it would be steeper than the building code allows.

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Text - A few doors down the road there lived a nice old couple who until recently had had a vacant lot next door to them, but the lot had sold and the new owner had started construction on a new house. Unfortunately the lot was so steep that the new owner built his driveway partly on the old couple's land (it was carved out of the hillside with an excavator). This probably wouldn't have been a big deal if the new owner had approached the old couple first and asked nicely, but did he? Would I be

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Text - The old guy gave him a call and politely explained the situation, but his new neighbor, whom he'd never even met, was having none of it. He flat out denied that the driveway crossed the property line, and he was rude enough that the old guy was pretty upset. At this point the old couple weren't sure what to do. They double checked the property pins to make sure they were right, and of course they were, but after further conversations with the new owner it was clear he was an unreasonable

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Text - The old couple didn't want to take legal action because that would have been expensive and, frankly, the damage to their yard was already done. At the same time, they couldn't just let someone walk all over them like that, especially if they were going to be living next door for the foreseeable future. So the situation stewed for a while as construction continued on the new house, until one day when my friend's dad saw the old couple in the neighbourhood and they started chatting. Of cour

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Text - That evening, after a few beers, he had a brilliant idea. He called up the old couple, explained his plan, and asked for their permission to carry it out. They chuckled and gave him the go-ahead, so he hopped into the rusty old full-size pickup he kept as a second vehicle and drove it over to the old couple's place, where he parked it across the encroaching driveway, making sure it was entirely on their property.

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Text - The next morning the work crew arrived bright and early to find that they couldn't drive to the house they were building because some jackass had parked a shitty old F-150 across the driveway. They saw the note in the window with my friend's dad's phone number on it, so they called him to ask WTF. He explained that he had permission from the owners to park there and that, no, he would not move his truck so they could get to work. Furthermore, if anyone attempted to tow the truck they woul

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Text - The new owner called the old couple in a fury, but the old couple told them the same thing my friend's dad told the construction workers - basically, the vehicle was parked on their own property, so if he had a problem with that he could go fuck himself. To make an already long story shorter, the new neighbor ranted a while, but eventually he wanted his house to be built, so the nice old couple ended up with a significant sum of money in exchange for an easement allowing the driveway to p

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Text - This occurred in a small town in Canada. For those who think I made it up, thanks for thinking l'm so clever, but judging by the number of similar stories in the comments and people asking if this was in X town, I think this happens pretty often (not too surprising considering the number of houses built each year in the world). Regarding the legal questions and comments, the reason the guy built the driveway where he did was because it was cheaper and easier than making it all on his land

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Text - I'm on mobile so can't Paint a picture, but imagine two lots next to each other on the uphill side of a road with the property boundary perpendicular to the road. The older couple live on the left when you're looking uphill. The new driveway is for the property on the right, and it snakes up the hill in a (roughly) S shape. The bottom 50 feet or so of the driveway crosses the old couple's land to reach the road. I'm not sure if any trees were harmed in the making of this post (the drivewa

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