Twenty-Nine WikiHow Memes For People Who Want Really Bad Advice

WikiHow illustrations were already pretty great to begin with, but they’re even better when you pair them with unsavory captions. Just scroll down to see what the heck we’re talking about, and click here if you’re in the mood for more!

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Text - u/zikibug • 96d • i.redd.it ... S 3 Awards How to hide your prized platinum ravioli 23.7k 168 1 Share Award

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Cartoon - u/backupgravy • ly S 1 Award How to transmit WiFi signals using your mouth wiki Bow wikki How 206 1, Share 28.8k

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Cartoon - u/KingKreepy · ly How to trick your straight friends into lesbian relationships wied How t o 26.0k 152 1, Share

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Face - u/Mistifyed • 2y • i.redd.it How to reveal to your friend he's actually black wiki How to Reassure Someone 27.5k 159 1 Share Award

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Canidae - u/PostreDelaNoche • 295d • i.redd.it 3 1 Award How to appear studious when the omniscient wiener dog Gods are doing their daily checkups wiki How to Mak Your Wieer Dog Happy 21.4k 146 1 Share Award

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Text - IBurglar97 How to survive a fight with Dr. Phil wiki How to Beat a "Tough" Person in a Fight 27.4k 263 1 Share Award

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Cartoon - u/Joego8989· 291d • i.redd.it 1 Award How to Inquire About Your Mixtape FIRE DEPARTMENT wiki How to Put Out Electrical Fires 27.6k 71 1 Share +Award

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Cartoon - How to assert dominance using only whale noises

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Cartoon - u/horrible-est • 251d • wikihow How to Start a Conversation With a Tall Person Www wici tinw fn Act on a Pest Dan (C 35.0k 350 1, Share

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Cartoon - u/NarwhalAnusLicker00 • 44d • i.redd.it 2 Awards How to communicate with someone who only speaks microwave Mmmmmm.. wiki How 22.2k 156 1 Share Award

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Text - u/kirosenn • 2y • i.redd.it How to start a church for prostitutes HO BIBLE wiki How to Break in a Bible 28.0k 174 1 Share Award

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Cartoon - u/[deleted] • 2y • wikihow How to spot the stoner in math class wiki How to Get into College 1 24.5k 214 1 Share

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Cartoon - u/TrickyBeing • 91d • i.redd.it A 2 Awards How to explore ALL your options to avoid the in- flight movie Cats. Meta wiki How to Survive a Piane Crash 29.2k 147 1 Share Award

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Insect - u/zeromig • 305d 2 Awards How to choose the lesser of two weevils INCH wiki How to PywwWevie trom tding Your Patry 31.4k 223 1, Share

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Cartoon - u/android-unknown • 1y • i.redd.it How to Fake an Orgasm from a Distance ooh wiki How to Yell Like Tarzan 24.8k 104 1 Share Award

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Cartoon - How to be a bad influence on your cat wiki How

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Text - u/John_WTFson • 1y • imgur 3 1 Award How to defend yourself in court against Medusa wiki How 1 21.3k 100 1 Share Award

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Face - u/bidoof_m 212d How to give your alarm a taste of its own medicine A wiki How 26.1k 88 1, Share

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Face - u/chugalaefo0 • ly • i.redd.it How to come up with a rhyme for spaghetti wiki How 26.5k 392 1 Share Award

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Eyewear - How to block out the haters (not the original title) wiki How

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Cartoon - u/android-unknown • 1y • i.redd.it ... How to Cope When You're the Only One Who Realizes Gazebos Are Stupid wiki How to Deal with a Destructive Parent As an Adult 20.4k 212 1 Share Award

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u/ToadsByDrone • 28d • i.redd.it 2 Awards How to find your toilet's "G-Spot" wiki How 25.6k 129 1 Share Award

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Face - u/misteroblongkilm • 1y • i.redd.it How to surprise your pet monkey with a car for its birthday wiki How 20.5k 112 Share Award

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Basketball player - u/blabsab • 2y • i.redd.it How to foul stephen colbert in basketball 15 wiki How to Have Fun 25.3k 178 1 Share Award

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Face - u/YOU_H1T • 173d • i.redd.it How To Become a Fire Monster wiki How to Tell if You Have Anxiety Attack Symptoms 1 247 5 1 Share Award LO

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Face - u/[deleted] • 2y • i.redd.it How to tell someone their diet failed Mooe wiki How to Be Annoying 21.8k 91 1 Share

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Footwear - u/PYR4MIDHEAD • 354d • i.redd.it S 1 Award How to find which method of birth control works best for you wiki How to Get Rid of Calluses on Feet

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Face - u/Spider939 • 1y • i.redd.it How to teach your baby Italian. wiki How 23.2k 138 1 Share Award

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Cartoon - u/[removed] • 2y • imgur How to explain that the pizza you ordered is far too small 22.9k 156 1 Share

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Interesting Subway Moments of Weirdness

Good old public transit. It’s like everyone’s living room if it was also a bathroom. It sure would be refreshing to be made nervous by public transportation in the traditional weird way again. Here are some other times people went full weird on public transportation.

Good old public transit. It’s like everyone’s living room if it was also a bathroom. It sure would be refreshing to be made nervous by public transportation in the traditional weird way again. Here are some other times people went full weird on public transportation.

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Selfie - on door

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Transport - BIG DICK IS BACK TOWN TE CINIIN

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Vehicle - $0 $0 $0 health first

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The Dank Drop: 25 Of Our Favorite Dank Memes Of The Week (5-16 To 5-22)

Thank God memers seem to be less interested in coronavirus and quarantine content nowadays, because honestly we were getting pretty tired of it. So please enjoy this week’s COVID-less installment of the Dank Drop, and check out last week’s drop here!

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Water - you get $50,000 but your parents walk in on you having sex with your girlfriend + $50,000 +a girlfriend + a dad Upgrades, people, upgrades

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Text - In 2017, a dog named Odin refused to leave his flock of goats behind during the California Tubbs Fire as his owners fled to safety. Days later, the owners came back to their property to find Odin survived and managed to keep all the goats alive. The goats Odin is with us!

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Running - If a murderer is chasing you, hand him a pair of scissors and run away because he cant run with scissors E 123RF dem legs tho

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Text - Me after convincing a Buddhist millionaire that he owed me money 2 lifetimes ago

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Cartoon - This year's Youtube Rewind will include some sort of Coronavirus motivational speech and it's gonna be the cringiest thing in existance

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Yellow - I've had a bad cough recently doctor Just stop coughing Imao Here's the bill +$3000

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Cartoon - My mom: *calls me during class* Me: *doesn't answer* My mom: He's doing something illegal.

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Product - Youtuber: You will just need som common tools ... The common tools:

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Face - My sister explaining why I shouldn't have eaten the brownies in her room Me: If you get a bigger bed for your bedroom you have less bedroom but more bed room

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Sky - RATED TV-PG sex, fear Well, mark me down as scared and horny!

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Hair - Karen in America: Karen in Scotland:

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Product - math as a kid math as an adult

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Dog breed - me: *enters a new website* website : ¿cookie?

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Cartoon - How cloning Nelson Mand could bring back Bionicle Please continue.

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Job - When the ugly girl takes off her glasses and unties her hair in a movie UTTONAL You are now sexy

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Text - Earth:*wins miss universe for the 67th time* Aliens:

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Photo caption - Greek 500 BC Greek 2020 Im broke My civilisation is the most advanced in the world

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Cartoon - Good grades measure how good your memory is, not how smart you are Girls named Emily If those kids could read they'd be very upset

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Nose - Doctor: Are you sexually active? Me Мy mom

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Face - Dad: Look into my eyes if you laugh you're lying. Also my dad:

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Photo caption - Son :I wanna be Batman when I grow up. Father : No, bats are bad. Son : Why are bats bad? Father : | CNBC maybe that's a question you should ask china

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Text - Me: trying to pee at night My dick: stream of pee PREPARE FOR TROUBLE another stream of pee AND MAKE AT DOUBLE!

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Cursed Food Abominations That Make Tummies Squirm

There’s no excuse for these awful creations. Just looking at them is enough to make the stomach squirm. Yet at the same time, it’s strangely satisfying to look at these. Maybe, or maybe you took one look at these and that was enough internet for the day. 

There’s no excuse for these awful creations. Just looking at them is enough to make the stomach squirm. Yet at the same time, it’s strangely satisfying to look at these. Maybe, or maybe you took one look at these and that was enough internet for the day. 

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Orange

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Food - pepsi Ime

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Floor - HEINZ REAL MAYONNAISE

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Eyewear - Vsauce @tweetsauce corn dog

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Food - ILHEN CO ISL AVERY TABASCO SAUCE 5flort14 BRAN EST 18 MITE PEPPER AL4

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Finger - The four horsemen's sandwiches of apocalypse

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Food - Junie B.Jones @_bornnfinee This how You keep a man ... TAKE NOTES HOES

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Funny and Weird Animal Memes and Moments

Animals have just as many strange and awkward moments as people, probably more. Whereas you may have been embarrassed by what you did at the store the other day, a cat might have a similar feeling about having dunked its whole face into a bowl of nacho cheese. If you feel yourself overcome by the animals, here’s a tumblr thread explaining how stupid people get around pets.

Animals have just as many strange and awkward moments as people, probably more. Whereas you may have been embarrassed by what you did at the store the other day, a cat might have a similar feeling about having dunked its whole face into a bowl of nacho cheese. If you feel yourself overcome by the animals, here’s a tumblr thread explaining how stupid people get around pets.

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The Dank Drop: 25 Of Our Favorite Dank Memes Of The Week (5-09 To 5-15)

It seems like every week dank memers get less and less inclined to create content about coronavirus, which we’re extremely okay with. And in case you missed last week’s Dank Drop, click here! (The memes are still good, we promise.)

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Water - BLACK Brags Lea LEX APE Angry virgins Someone with a girlfriend WPAIN LACK u/BakedPlatypus "SIMP" 的

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Head - Look how they massacred my boy.

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Text - Dad: are ya winning, son? Me playing rollercoaster tycoon and building a rollercoaster that launches people into my rival's park and kills them, thereby driving his ratings down because he technically died in his park: Made with MS paint Yes

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Nose - Me : mom, what's an orgasm? Mom : don't know, never had it Dad :

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Athletics - The faster you walk the more unhappy you are. TYO OTODAY naICA Lomlon 2012 BOLT

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Product - Hackers in movies: Gamers in movies: Hackers in real life: Gamers in real life:

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Text - s/dank memes u/ Kerenhaha Interesting title Tweets Tweets +lelies Man @guy OWarld rather? 90% Bad thing 10% Cardi B Democracy 1140k 342 1 Shre

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Cartoon - online at 2 AM: The Americans are asleep, let's make fun of them! Me, who has an unhealthy sleep scedule: Oheard that!

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Facial expression - OF Ber "I love you" andars.com 76 * OF Bernie 20.5k Berni 等1212 .com Who the fuck am i 2 points 1 day ago rnie Now this is a REAL dank meme Reply Give Award Share Report Save Removed: Too edgy

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Technology - Restaurants in 2019: Restaurants in 2020: Take this shit and get out.

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Fictional character - WILL YOU PRESS THE BUTTON? You get $50 Your dad gets but million half of it +$25 million +1 dad Upgrades, people: Upgrades.

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Facial expression - knowing what's going on from tv |and news articles knowing what's going on from memes u/HannibalGoddamnit

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Text - Police officer: We're letting you out of jail when pigs fly. Me: Don't you guys have helicopters? Police officer: Listen here, you little shit

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Cool - THIRD PERSON GAME CAMERAMAN KUNE DO THIRD PERSON GAME CHARACTER

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Face - Emperor Palpatine is back! How? Disney Everyone Disney Disney made with mematic

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Photo caption - Amazon Music tryna find recommendations for my family account like 1700s Sea Shanties 1930s Blues Classical EDM

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Cartoon - WHEN I TALK TO A GIRL FOR 3 HOURS made with memati0h boy, that's not good, Feelings

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Text - Online teacher: "If you open another tab, the test will close and I will know! So, no cheating!" The kid with dual-monitors: 4ET I don't have such weaknesses

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Text - Me when I find a post so bad, downvoting it won't be satisfying: O Hide Looks like you're going to the Shadow Realm, Jimbo.

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Cartoon - Cyberpunk players when they get a multiplayer mode Your hotdog is no match for my bratwurst

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Helmet - It is illegal to die in the Houses of . Parliament in London, England. What the guy in Parliament sees after having a stroke You are under arrest, dirtbag

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Text - Karens after literally 10 minutes of reading conspiracy theories on sketchy websites: Knowledge is Power

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Dumb Junk People Tried Selling Online

Someone’s always trying to make a buck. So why not try to sell bizarre stuff online? If it’s old and broken, that just means it’s vintage. Is it a horrible failed art project? Well that just means it’s unique, baby. Five hundred dollars sounds good, right? There’s no limit to the weird and dumb stuff people will try to sell online.

Someone’s always trying to make a buck. So why not try to sell bizarre stuff online? If it’s old and broken, that just means it’s vintage. Is it a horrible failed art project? Well that just means it’s unique, baby. Five hundred dollars sounds good, right? There’s no limit to the weird and dumb stuff people will try to sell online.

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* FREE HUMAN SIZE HAMSTER WHEEL (BROOKLYN) FREE HUMAN SIZED HAMSTER WHEEL AVAILABLE FOR IMMEDIATE PICK UP. CAN ACCOMODATE UP TO 200 LBS. FULLY FUNCTIONAL. NOT RECOMMENDED FOR HOUSES WITH SMALL CHILDREN OR ANIMALS. 50 LBS OF SHREDDED NEWSPAPER ALSO AVAILABLE. I WILL NOT HAVE THIS IN MY HOUSE ANY LONGER. TAKING APPOINTMENTS TO VIEW THE WHEEL THIS WEEK.

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Font - A * N l 71% 9:03 AM ACTIVElON. Rare Spiderman 3: Beans Edition $100 Listed over a week ago in Anchorage, AK Send seller a message Is this still available? Send ... Message Save Share More

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Screen - 6:32 Tuesday, May 5 Gaming Computer Monitor $70 Listed about a day ago in Reno, NV Send seller a message Is this still available? Send

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Gadget - ? Gameboy color $60

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Footwear - Please follow local guidelines about physical distancing and staying home to help slow the spread of coronavirus (COVID-19) while buying and selling. Shoes $10 Listed 3 hours ago in Lafayette, TN

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Dish - Veron 12:19 AM Bean burrito $50 Listed 5 minutes ago in Bayville, NJ Send seller a message Is this still available? Send Message Save Share More

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Bicycle - Dublin BIKE market (used Bicycles for Sale) 1 hour ago Chain saw bike €500 Dublin, Ireland Chainsaw bike for sale works perfectly will have no problem cutting our way through traffic in the mornings

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Organism - Extremely Rare I HATE CHOCOLATE Mary's Mother Spongebob Character Shaped Cheeto 20 ratings $25,000.00 Free Shipping Est. Delivery Mon, May 11 - Wed, May 13

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Table - 37 mins · Vintage doll house tables. (Used) $6 $6 each all 3 for $15. (Firm)

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Dinosaur - Sock puppets $10 In Stock

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Finger - $25 Famous character from Ed Edd and Eddie Listed 4 days ago in Harrisburg, NC Send seller a message

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Text - reply below Hairless Kitten Texas hairless kitten $500. Needs shoots, 8 weeks old.

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Medical equipment - la CERCO domenica alle 11:20 Aspirapolvere uoshp O Cesena, Emilla Pomagna € 50 Super accessoriato con libretto dyson

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Product - Niniendo $300 MESSAGE Nintendo switch (new) Georgetown, KY

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Child - 4G Metro by T-Mobile 5:16 Da Pony baby $500 O 28405 One of a kind custom made toy made in America. 15 22 Comments 4 Shares

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Outerwear - VzW 1:41 PM O O 59% $300 Bag of Dog Hair Listed 23 hours ago in Brighton, MI Send seller a message Is this still available? Send

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Briefs - VZW Wi-Fi 2:11 PM @ O 65% 4 $25 $30 Jean shorts Listed about a day ago in Ypsilanti, MI Send seller a message Is this still available? Send

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Plant - 23 36 Custom Low rider skateboarding really cool baord to have $25 Listed over a week ago in Melbourne, VIC

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Screenshot - 5:39 Vintage Kettlebell set $80 · In Stock Listed over a week ago in Mackay, QLD Send seller a message Is this still available? Send Message Save Share More Seller Information See Profile Riely 'Stilts' Molloy Follow Joined Facebook in 2008 II

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Concrete - Dumbbells $100

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Tree - ... Swap and Buy 1 hr • A 1980's McDonald's playland seat $1,000 • MESSAGE Flashback seating. Please research ebay first

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Text - MABLO RBLO Stolen Taco bell diablo sauce $2,185 auto parts - by owner Exactly 437 diavolo sauce packets stolen fom Taco bell Im only ask $ 5 per packet DIABI

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Food - 26 1stopdental 3,519 sales ***** 447 reviews For sale is a bag of 100 Loose Teeth Bestseller Low in stock $25.00 Add to cart

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Material property - al 02-de 01:36 @ 1 80 %4 IPHONE PC €5070 € Listed over a week ago in W Send seller a message Is this still available? Send

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Plant - Treasure Hunter's Dream! $100 Used my metal detector and dug this bad boy up! It is sealed and could be full of treasure! If you want to find out what could be hidden inside come and get it! No holds!

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Intriguing Illusions of Strange Perspective

It doesn’t take much to redirect your brain into thinking you’e looking at an unbelievable occurrence. Some skewed perspective here and a shadow there can turn a puddle into an enormous lake, or two dogs into a freaky impossible double-dog. Anyway don’t trust your eyes when looking at intriguing images of double-takery.

It doesn’t take much to redirect your brain into thinking you’e looking at an unbelievable occurrence. Some skewed perspective here and a shadow there can turn a puddle into an enormous lake, or two dogs into a freaky impossible double-dog. Anyway don’t trust your eyes when looking at intriguing images of double-takery.

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Hair

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Dog

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Land vehicle - VAN

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Vacation - Hotel Rivera

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Barechested - PANIC panic.news NEWS

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Floor - 산의초등학교 하침을 여는 우리들

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Photograph - My bartender asked me if I was in a wedding with midgets hesideoftheotters desmond-the-moon-bear the-real-derpina I stared at that for 5 minutes before I realized they were sitting I am literally crying right now oH THEYRE SITTING ON THE GUYS' KNEES OKI SEE IT NOW

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Dumb and Weird Stuff from the Crevices of The Internet

Sometimes no amount of context will save you from the random WTF junk people will throw together and put online. There’s enough strange stuff out there to fill not only your day with weird, but your week, year and life. You just kind of have to accept that the world is a strange place.

Sometimes no amount of context will save you from the random WTF junk people will throw together and put online. There’s enough strange stuff out there to fill not only your day with weird, but your week, year and life. You just kind of have to accept that the world is a strange place.

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Thirty-Three Miscellaneous Posts For Times Of Desperate Boredom

Oh look, we’re still in quarantine. At this point it seems like we’re never going to be out of it, so why don’t we all just waste our lives away looking at memes? Sounds good to us.

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Soldier - My brother Me, watching him defeat that one boss I couldn't

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Text - Sonic The Hedgehog SONIE @SonicMovie We've listened to the fans! In the movie Sonic will no longer be wracked with guilt over his failure to prevent 9/11. Instead, the movie will make it clear that Sonic could have prevented 9/11 but chose not to.

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Movie - My mom at the checkout You must not fail. Go! Me being sent out to find onions

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Cartoon - When my coworker and i are having a conversation and a customer interrupts us

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Professional boxer - G peppa pig height arnold schwarzenegger height ALL IMAGES NEWS VIDEOS MAPS ALL IMAGES MAPS NEWS VIDEOS Si Peppa Pig | Height Arnold Schwarzenegger / Height 7' 1" 6' 2" Peppa Pig Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Text - "You're ugly" "You have no friends" "The meme you sent was trash" YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR MOUTH

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Photo caption - MERGE SOULS WITH ME howdy.. PARTNER

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Cat - [SOBBING]

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Cartoon - Cooks whenever FOH messes up an order Cooks when they mess up an order

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Photo caption - Teacher : *accidentally gives extra marks in exam* Students : *stays silent* Teacher : *accidentally gives lesser marks than actual* Students : JAM NATIONAL BANK Where did you learn how to count?!

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Photo caption - When you get your E memes at Āldi ALDI

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Musical instrument - Don't say you love country music if you don't know who this is RECH HAR HUGK

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Text - Seats themself at only dirty table Ignores server because they're talking on their phone Gets upset their well done steak isn't ready in ten minutes Tips only 5% because service was "bad" TH "SERVER MEMES

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Land vehicle - BBGEE EEEE You know, I'm something of a fucking myself idiot

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Photo caption - Nobody: Me: TWANT TO BELIEVE -I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR SPOOKY SHIT

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Cat - Pathetic.

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Text - me texting my friends after weeks of disassociating like nothing even happened

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Text - mom can we Г go mcdonald we have demons at home. what does that mean mom what does that mean. florkofcows

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Text - Unfortunately, the clock is ticking the hours are going by. The past increases, the future recedes. Possibilities decreasing, regrets mounting. Do you understand? I Understand remain ignorant

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Common opossum - "Are you a night person or a morning person?" Me at night Me in the morning Iscreaming) Iscreaming begins again]

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Hair - Me trying to describe the meme template because I don't know its name Google

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Face - Pit Bull owners: There are no bad dogs. Only bad owners. Chihuahuas:

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Cartoon - When she's into some real kinky stuff and likes to cuddle after. ISEE YOU'VE PLAYED KNIFEY-SPOONY BEFORE.

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Cartoon - O FUTURISM US military warns of "augmented human beings" THEVERGE.COM Elon Musk just announced the new Tesla Cybertruck Halo fans: Oh, yeah. It's all coming together.

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Text - Me: *Has neutral expression on my face* My family: What's wrong with you?

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Text - I am so disappointed That meme wasn't funny. At all. In the slightest. Didn't even make me chuckle. Better luck next time

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Cartoon - When you're up at 2 am and realize you were the smart kid when you were younger but as you got older your mental health took a toll on your education leaving you to disappoint the only people whose approval you value in life.

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Facial expression - Amazon: “Your package is out for delivery" Me: Pakidge

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Canidae - When you order a pizza while blacked out, and the doorbell rings at 2 am 1987 elean in my cereal come back with a warrant bitch

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Hilarious New Cat-Related Comics By RandoWis

If you don’t know who RandoWis is, it’s definitely time for you to learn. 

We would have to say that when it comes to facial expressions within comics — RandoWis is probably the king.

His comics are all truly hysterical but we especially enjoy the ones with his cat Puss, who is definitely the most expressive cat in any comic we’ve ever seen. 

Settle in, you’re in for a treat! A weird treat, but a treat nonetheless! 

If you don’t know who RandoWis is, it’s definitely time for you to learn. 

We would have to say that when it comes to facial expressions within comics — RandoWis is probably the king.

His comics are all truly hysterical but we especially enjoy the ones with his cat Puss, who is definitely the most expressive cat in any comic we’ve ever seen. 

Settle in, you’re in for a treat! A weird treat, but a treat nonetheless! 

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Cartoon - CHOMP! ARGH !! he PRRT! RANDOWIS.COM WEB TOON

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Cartoon - Tsk, I think I've gained some weight these past few weeks. What do you think, Puss? EXHALE* RANDOWIS.COM WEB TOON

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Comics - Pu, Would you mind getting off? I'm not THAT fat. RANDOWIS.COM WEB TOON

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Cartoon - Oh no-! I'm getting a heart attack-! Help me, Puss-! RANDOWIS.COM WEB TOON

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Cartoon - FooD.. FOOD FOOD. FOOD.. FoOD? Oh, hey Puss. How was your cat hap- KWIAP! RANDOWIS.COM WEB TOON

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Cartoon - COUGH Don't worry. Puss. It's just ə slight cough. COUGH COUGH See? RANDOWIS.COM WEB TOON

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Comics - Oh. Don't worry. Puss. It's just a flu. MLEM RANDOWIS.COM WEB TOON BIARGHI

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Comics - Don't panic, but we're screwed. NEW VIRUS Υου know, they say the origin of this new virus belonged to an animal. by COUGH COUGH ! RANDOWIS.COM WEB TOON

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Comics - Argh! Pins & needles! Hnnngh! .Okay The okay. feeling is fading. Phew. RANDOWIS.COM WEB TOON

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Strange Images to Fill the Day with Weird

The internet acts as a wonderful receptacle for all sorts of strange, uncomfortable and WTF images like cursed food from the underworld’s kitchen. After enough digging through all the weird moments people have created and found, you may find yourself saying “that’s enough internet for today.”

The internet acts as a wonderful receptacle for all sorts of strange, uncomfortable and WTF images like cursed food from the underworld’s kitchen. After enough digging through all the weird moments people have created and found, you may find yourself saying “that’s enough internet for today.”

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T-shirt - STRANGER THINGS

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Face - You look like Scarlett Johansson!!

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Animated cartoon

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Green

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Furniture

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Tile

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Chicken

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Gadget

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Car seat cover

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Purple - Amntory ১১৯ nICUI nic

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Mobile phone - 01

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Desk

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Bathroom

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Furniture - । | ४ ४ ५५५५. ই

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Small appliance - 12 m VD RIGIN CH

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Transport

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Cat

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Land vehicle

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Canidae

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Face

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Metal

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Event

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Green

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Pest

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Pope

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Lane

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Yellow - HKLA N POR

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Cave

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Ritual

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Domestic pig - VMHD TAPCH KINM SHOEN VVI TAPCHÍ KINH Tt AIA

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Event - 601

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Dog

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Land vehicle - Gasser Madne

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Chinese herb tea

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Cool - Da FOR RENTE

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Eyewear - IL

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Recreation - LISOG

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Crowd - 181

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Text - HE NTAI THIS NO LEGAL FOR ALL DEPUBLIC ON 27 52 THE

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Basketball

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Professor - 4(and

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Bottle - INI HEINZ TOMATO KETCHUP

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Awkward and Amazing Glamour Shots

Some of these are definitely ironic, but it’s never the one’s you want. You can never be too sure what old school fashion will stay fresh, but you can be pretty sure that thousand yard stares and painfully cheesy photo editing was never really that popular to begin with. These make us want to book our own photo shoot.

Some of these are definitely ironic, but it’s never the one’s you want. You can never be too sure what old school fashion will stay fresh, but you can be pretty sure that thousand yard stares and painfully cheesy photo editing was never really that popular to begin with. These make us want to book our own photo shoot.

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Standing

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Footwear

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Face

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Hair

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Canidae

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Barechested

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Dog

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Formal wear

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Cat

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Hair

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Headgear

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People

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People

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Cat

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Musical instrument

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Cat

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People

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Learning Made Fun When Put In Terms Of Cows

Here’s something different! You know that popular subreddit, “Explain It To Me Like I Have 5?” Well, this is sort of like that but better because it only involves one thing…

Cows. 

Imagine, things you were never quite sure about finally explained to you in a language you can comprehend, in terms of cows. Thankfully, NewsTalkZB had created such a thing and learning has never been easier! 

So buckle in, folks! And get ready to learn things you may or may have not known, all in terms of cows. 

Here’s something different! You know that popular subreddit, “Explain It To Me Like I Have 5?” Well, this is sort of like that but better because it only involves one thing…

Cows. 

Imagine, things you were never quite sure about finally explained to you in a language you can comprehend, in terms of cows. Thankfully, NewsTalkZB had created such a thing and learning has never been easier! 

So buckle in, folks! And get ready to learn things you may or may have not known, all in terms of cows. 

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Bovine - COMMUNISM You have 2 cows The State takes both and gives you some milk. NewstalkZB

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Water - SOCIALISM You have 2 COWS. You give one to your neighbour. NewstalkZB

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Water - FASCISM You have 2 COWS. The State takes both and sells you some milk. NewstalkZB

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Water - BUREAUCRATISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other and then throws the milk away. NewstalkZB

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Water - TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM You have twO cowS. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. NewstalkZB

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Water - VENTURE CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an interme- diary to a Čayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your li

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Water - AN ITALIAN CORPORATION You have two COWS, but you do not know where they are. You decide to have lunch. NewstalkZB

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Bovine - A FRENCH CORPORATION You have twO COWS. You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows. NewstalkZB

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Water - AN AMERICAN CORPORATION You have twO COWS. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cowS. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the Cow has died. Newstalk ZB

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Water - A SWISS CORPORATION You have 5,000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them. NewstalkZB

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Water - AN IRISH CORPORATION You have two COWS. One of them is a horse. NewstalkZB

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Water - AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION You have twO COWS. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate. NewstalkZB

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Water - A CHINESE CORPORATION You have two COwS. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment and high bovine productivity. You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation. NewstalkZB

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Water - AN INDIAN CORPORATION You have twO COWS. You worship them. NewstalkZB

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Water - AN IRAQI CORPORATION Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. Nobody believes you, so they bomb the crap out of you and invade your country. You still have no cows but at least you are now a Democracy. NewstalkZB

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Water - A BRITISH CORPORATION You have twO COWS. Both are mad. NewstalkZB

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Water - A GREEK CORPORATION You have two cows borrowed from French and German banks. You eat both of them. The banks call to collect their milk, but you cannot deliver so you call the IMF. The IMF loans you two cows. You eat both of them. The banks and the IMF call to collect their cows/milk. You are out getting a haircut. NewstalkZB

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The Dank Drop: 25 Of Our Favorite Dank Memes Of The Week (5-02 To 5-08)

Happy Friday! This week’s Dank Drop roundup has a healthy mix of content that we think you’re gonna like. And the best part? No mention of coronavirus anywhere! Check out last week’s Dank Drop here!

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Text - Setting your password as ea e.creato your child's name Naming your child after your password

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People - When Cinco de Mayo falls on Taco Tuesday in the middle of a pandemic named after a Mexican beer [crying] IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.

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Product - The first human on earth must've been like: CUINMERS STINNESS WORL CUINNER RECORDS CERTIFICATE RECORDE CERTIFICATE The tastest mile covered whist bence jging three objects achieved by Ashita Faran (USA at the Jamaica High Sch athietic tac New Yark, New Terk USA 21 June 2012 ORLD WORLD

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Facial expression - Humans: "Elephants are scared of mice? Don't they realize how much bigger they are?" Also humans when they see a bug:

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Soldier - my tongue finding the popcorn kernel in my tooth my finger trying to find it

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Airplane - History Channels at midnight be like:

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Cartoon - When June is no different than the last couple of months del SUMMER, YOU DUMB BITCH. made with mematic Swiml

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Text - Me while visiting a city: *prepares a list of monuments, museums and restaurants to see* My parents while visiting a city: Holy sht, they got an M&M's store

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Cartoon - Me listening to music during the day Me listening to music at ЗАМ

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Skin - My friend: You ok bro? Me after watching a 3hr movie frame by frame looking for meme templates:

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Air travel - Red Bull was founded in 1984 Planes in 1983:

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Food - ARTICLEPOSTING.CO.UK Ikea confesses that their meatballs are made out of people that didn't find the exit You You all thought I was mad!

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Text - Elon Musk: *Goes insane again* Reddit: Elon Half of. Reddit Elon Is Is Half Right Wrong of Reddit

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Font - MAKE MONEY FROM HOME আ 2:43 Start making money online Earn up to $200 a day by working from home NEW EPISODE I think we all know where this is going CARTOON NETVO

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Text - X: Greek letter "Chi", pronounced "Ki" Æ: Pronounced "Ai" A-12: 12th letter of the alphabet, "L" It's pronounced "Kyle" (Ki-Ai-L) Kyle Musk U/BakedPlatypus All that for a Kyle ?

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Text - The only person who knows how to pronounce Elon Musk's child's name TEDRAT SK Co A LIvoDTNL

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Text - Zoom: Hey can I copy your homework? Apple: Sure, just change something so it's not obvious. Zoom: FaceTime Zoom

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Cartoon - Pineapple Ananas

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Text - teacher: whats 3+3 me: six teacher: bravo

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Screenshot - This Rat Had 'No Brain' and It Somehow Lived a Normal Life NEWS O Jan 25, 2020 | Original story by Northeastern University me the rat You and I are not so different, don't look here flluik.

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White - God doesn't take vacations! Does He? You ever hear of 2020

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Medical imaging - assassinate him assassin8 him OÜİN8 him 8. him

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Misplaced Mannequins That Messed With People’s Brains

Man, just imagine walking around and seeing one of these mannequins in one of these bizarre positions, and the reality trip that that’d throw you for? A definite double take would be in order. Can imagine the cops being called on some of these. Mannequins are already eerie enough as it is. 

Man, just imagine walking around and seeing one of these mannequins in one of these bizarre positions, and the reality trip that that’d throw you for? A definite double take would be in order. Can imagine the cops being called on some of these. Mannequins are already eerie enough as it is. 

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Street light

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Snapshot

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Snapshot - 250 Nia k The L aules ties Alate per Faseria es

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Architecture - EEEEEEE

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Weirdest Things H.R. Employees Have Seen

This wild AskReddit thread has human resources employees describing the weirdest stuff they’ve ever seen, on the job. People are full of surprises. One certainly wouldn’t want to find themselves sharing a space with any of these folks. We’re talking about some serious curveballs. 

This wild AskReddit thread has human resources employees describing the weirdest stuff they’ve ever seen, on the job. People are full of surprises. One certainly wouldn’t want to find themselves sharing a space with any of these folks. We’re talking about some serious curveballs. 

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Text - thedarlingbuttsofmay • 2h I once had a temp job in HR. I was scanning lots of old personnel files, and the one perk of the job was reading old complaints against people. The best one I came across was a mediation caused by one member of staff accusing another of witchcraft.

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Text - StaceysDad • 2h The maintenance guy had been living up above the ceiling of the building. He had built a little cubby living area with electricity and a small fridge and everything. Edit: For years.

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Text - TenDollarTicket • 2h F 2 Awards Years ago I worked HR for a retail store. A manager would always clock out on time however the alarm wouldn't be set until about 30-45 min after he clocked out. Since we had a lot of trouble with internal theft we assumed he was stealing. Loss prevention approved the installation of cameras across all stores but we were told not to talk about it to see if we could catch any internal theft. The way the ceiling was set up,the cameras weren't too obvious but i

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Text - Blueiguana1976•4h O 1 Award I was a recruiter, and you would be shocked to see what some people actually have as their personal email. Most people have come around to using just their name, but then every once in a while you'll have to verify that "brownglitter69" is in fact how they would like to be contacted.

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Text - smokefrog2 · 3h I work HR for a call center. Entire company has around 500 employees, maybe 250 of them are in the call center. Entry level work, tiny bit more than minimum wage. A girl started her first week doing really well and then week two got really weird. She walked into the CEO's office (on another floor in the building) WHILE HE WAS MEETING WITH SOMEONE, to demand that he buy her a dog because she thought having a companion would improve her work performance. That was the entiret

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Text - Garimasaurus • 2h One of my relatives worked in tech support for a really high-profile company in Silicon Valley during the height of the dot com boom. Some guy who desperately wanted to work there was emailing his resume to HR one thousand times every day. Several times a day, the number of emails would get too overwhelming. So the people in HR would just select everything in the inbox and delete all of it, whether it was from the applicant or not. My relative had to show them how to fil

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Text - McNugget_Princess • 3h The new receptionist was coming in every morning and opening up programs/documents to make it look like they were busy, and they'd sit with one hand on their mouse and one hand on their keyboard and stare blankly at their screen for 8 hours a day and not do anything. They'd also consistently pick up the phone and hang it up without saying anything so that it would stop ringing. I sat in on their termination, and the employee started screaming at the manager about ho

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Text - T469 • 2h I work at my family's business in the industrial sector, and HR is one of the hats I wear. 2018 was insanely busy for us, so we had to hire a staffing agency to get some General Labor guys in. It's a simple wax-on, wax-off kind of job. The most memorable part of that hectic summer was one temp that the agency sent over for 3rd shift (Midnight-8AM). We will call him Bobby for this story. Bobby shows up wearing nothing but a pair of cargo shorts, so we had to provide pants, shirt,

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Text - Canuckleball • 1h Guy came in to the interview in sweatpants and a hoodie, and said he didn't need the job because of how much money he was making illegally, but he wanted to have a job so the IRS didn't get suspicious. Weirdest part is I don't live in America, I very much doubt the IRS cares about Canadian tax returns.

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Text - Savgrod96 • 2h Hi. I'm not in HR but my mom has been for quite a while. A few years ago when my mom worked at an automotive plant, my mom had an issue with an employee who would clock in on time and then dissapear. She asked another of the floor employees if they had seen him and was told "he's in the parking lot." So, my mom and one of her co-workers went out to the parking lot and found the employee asleep in his car. Apparently, he'd been clocking in and immediately going out to his ca

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Text - testreddit01LP • 2h I don't work at HR but remember one time, a girl HR started working on a software company, she got her pc hacked (I think he remote her desktop and typed in a notepad) by an IT member with a "wanna date me?" message. weird.

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Text - Championpyro • 2h Younger guy brought a toddler and baby in a stroller to his interview. He expected me (front desk) to watch them while he interviewed. I mean thanks for making the effort to come in and interview, but l'm not responsible for your kids.

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Text - Poeticlandmermaid2 • 1h Someone put their social security number on their resume.

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