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“Edible Anus” Is a Company That Makes Chocolate Buttholes, And People Are Actually Buying Them

“Edible Anus” preservative-free Belgian chocolates are handmade in the UK and the company claims its brown star mold comes from a sphincter model whose trunk is as fine as the chocolates themselves. They believe their anus range of confections can “dissolve cultural boundaries of race, gender, class, and sexual orientation”. We however think that it’s […]

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5 ‘Bad’ Movies That Are Actually Super Deep

By JM McNab  Published: June 05th, 2020 

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The Dank Drop: 25 Of Our Favorite Dank Memes Of The Week (5-30 To 6-05)

Ladies, gentlemen, and everyone in between: it’s this week’s Dank Drop! In typical 2020 fashion, this installment contains lots of apocalyptic content. And we don’t expect that to change any time soon! Click here for last week’s Dank Drop!

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Text - Mom: The dentist isn't so bad The kid in the other room:

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Technology - How Elon Mask meets astronauts after a unsuccessful takeoff looks kinda familiar...

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Text - Fucking hell, the riots have reached Canada DARN ThE POlle

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House - Company social Gomapany social media accounts media accounts June 2020 June 2019

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White-collar worker - i would like to look at pictures of egirls onlyfans i would like to look at pictures of egirls onlyfans LASRO

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Photo caption - Hey guys, stop looking down on my bro. He's a good boy as well<3 Yuri1080p

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Technology - Every major company in june and then the first day of july: BT Yealh, I support LNo B Fucking T Dont

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Human - 11:59 pm dес 31,2020 12:00 Jan 1, 2020 pt2 she

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Personal protective equipment - 2020 Outfits Jan. Feb. Mar. Apr. May

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Text - When your neighbors have sex they doin da fuck ova der

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Text - Reddit: *was founded in 2005* People before 2005: 97 (E 98 9. 100. elamy gettyimages 25 Racidye alay 2 O O O O O

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Hair - America slowly becoming a third world country as we get deeper into 2020 It is evolving, just backwards

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Sitting - Реople born in 2000 Реople born in 1999 imgflip.com

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Cartoon - EA Pay to win BETHESDA GAME STUDIOS Pay to lose Pay for no ads Pay for emotes

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Text - 14year old girls:posts black box a Racism: Adiós

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Face - When YouTube realises they still have to make the rewind for this year

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Cartoon - Karens when there are riots all over the US a week after GTA V was free on Epic Store Coincidence I THINK NOT

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Cartoon - US riots: *start* Coronavirus US Media I don't want to play with you anymore

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Movie - LONDON HAS FALLEN THE WHITE HOUSE IS UNDER SIEGE OLYMPUS HAS FALLEN FROM THE DIRECTOR OF TRAINING DAY Breaking911 91 @Breaking9|| BREAKING: MCDonald's Has Fallen GERARD BUTLER MORGAN FREEMAN ANGEL HAS FALLEN AUGUST 23

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Text - PRICE COST "Where the Price is the Cost" What did it cost? The price made with mematic

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Text - When Minecraft, Anonymus and the end of the world are all popular again 2012 Oh, yeah. It's all coming together.

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Cartoon - SpaceX astronauts leaving America as everything turns to shit

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39 El Arroyo Signs Filled With Sass And Dad Humor

Austin Texas’ El Arroyo restaurant is well-known for serving up tasty Mexican food, but they’re more famous for their sign. It’s an ever-changing roster of jokes that range from sarcastic to full-ondad humor. You’ll find pictures in meme galleries everywhere, and they update their archivedaily.

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Font - El Arroys Austin IN 20 YEARS OUR COUNTRY WILL BE RUN BY PEOPLE HOMESCHOOLED BY DAY DRINKERS

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Font - El Arroyo Austin JUST TOLD MY KIDS I'M OLDER THAN GOOGLE. THEY. THINK I'M JOKING

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Text - El Arroyo Austin HOW Y'ALL SUMMER BODY LOOKIN? MINE LOOKIN LIKE I HAVE A GREAT PERSONALITY

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Font - El Arroys Austin THIS TOO SHALL PASS - IT MIGHT PASS LIKE A KIDNEY STONE. BUT IT WILL P ASS

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Text - El Arroyo Austin I MAY BE QUARANTINED, BUT MY BOOBS HAVE NEVER BEEN FREER

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Font - El Arroys Austin HAVE WE TRIED PUTTING. 2020 N RICE? IN

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Font - El Arroys Austin DO PEOPLE WHO RUN MARATHONS KNOW THEY DON'T HAVE TO

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Text - El Arroyo Austun COMMAS ARE IMPORTANT: NO MORE TEQUILA NO, MORE TEQUILA

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Font - El Arroyo Au stin IF YOU WANT TO IMPRESS ME WITH YOUR CAR IT BETTER BE A FOOD TRUCK

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Font - El Arroys Austin MY STOMACH IS FLAT THE "L". IS JUST SILENT

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Font - El Arroyo Austin GIVE ME COFFEE 2 CHANGE THE THINGS I CAN. AND TEQUILA TO. ACCEPT THE THINGS I CAN'T

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Text - El Anrays Austin LET CHILDREN BELIE VE IN SANTA. U BELIEVE IN ESSENTIAL OILS. AND NO ONE'S RUINING THAT 4U

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Font - El Arroys ustin JUST REMEMBER... SOMEONE OUT THERE IS QUARANTINED WITH YOUR EX

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Font - El Arroyo Au stin IT'S OK IF U FALL APART TACOS FALL APART & WE STILL LOVE THEM SOMETIMES

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Font - El Arroys Austin | KNOW EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON. BUT WTF

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Font - El Arroys DUE TO QUARANTINE WE - WILL ONLY BE TELLING INSIDE JOKES FROM NOW ON

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Text - El Arroyo Austin IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE, LET THEM NAP

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Font - El Arroys Austin WHY AM I THE ONLY NAKED PERSON AT THIS GENDER REVEAL PARTY

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Font - El Arroys Austin DID ANYONE CATCH THE FOOTBALL GAME AT THE .J LO AND SHAKIRA CONCERT

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Text - El Arroyo Austin SOMEONE'S THERAPIST KNOWS ABOUT YOU

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Font - El Arroyo Aursin. IF SHE KNOWS HOW TO USE TIK TOK SHE'S TOO YOUNG FOR U BRO

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Text - El Arroyo Austin THE OLDER I GET, THE EARLIER IT GETS LATE

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Font - El Arroys Austin MAKE SURE YOU'RE HAPPY IN REAL LIFE, NOT JUST ON INSTAGRAM

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Font - El Arroys Austun TURNS OUT, I WAS SOCIAL DISTANCING THE WHOLE TIME

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Font - El Arroyo Austin WHY IS IT CALLED BOOB SWEAT AND NOT HUMIDITITTIES

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Font - El Arroys Austin IDK WHO NEEDS TO HEAR THIS BUT YOU ARE NOT A SOCIAL MEDIA INFLUENCER

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Font - El Arroyo Austun LADIES, IF HE CAN'T APPRECIATE FRUIT JOKES... YOU NED TO LET THAT MANGO

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Font - El Arroyo Austin HAVING A KID IS LIKE HAVING A BROKE LITTLE BEST FRIEND WHO THINKS UR RICH

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Font - El Arroyo Austin IF YOU BOIL A FUNNY BONE IT BECOMES A LAUGHING STOCK

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Font - El Arroyo Austin AT LEAST WE DON'T HAVE TO HUNT FOR OUR FOOD, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TACOS LIVE

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Font - El Arroys Austin SINGLE MAN W/TP SEEKS SINGLE WOMAN W/ HAND SANITIZER FOR GOOD CLEAN FUN

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Font - El Arroyo Austin IT'S CONFIRMED, EVEN WITH ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD. I STILL WON'T WORK OUT

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Font - El Arroyo Austin LOOKED UP MY SYMPTOMS ON GOOGLE, TURNS OUT | JUST HAVE KIDS

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Font - El Arroys Austin MY DOG IS LOOKING AT ME LIKE "SEE THIS IS WHY I CHEW FURNITURE" THE

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Font - El Arroys Aurlin DIET DIARY DAY 1: | HAVE REMOVED ALL BAD FOOD FROM HOUSE IT WAS DELICIOUS

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Text - Ret El Arroys Austin HAS EVERYONE PICKED OUT THEIR OUT FITS TO WEAR TO THE LIVINGROOM?

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Text - El Arroys Austin ADULTHOOD HAS SHOWN ME THAT YOU DON'T NEED FUN TO HAVE ALCOHOL

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Font - El Arroyo Austin PRINCE HARRY CAST TO REPLACE EDDIE MURPHY IN THE REMAKE OF COMING TO AMERICA

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Text - El Arroyo Austun IF YOU KILLED SOMEONE WHAT WOULD U DO WITH THE BODY BASKIN FOR A FRIEND

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Wholesome Animal Memes To Lift Your Spirits

If there’s one thing we can garner from both real life and the internet, it’s that animals are absolutely better than humans. Frankly, we don’t deserve them. As pets, they help us with hard times. In the wild, they both humble us and give us something to admire. And in these memes, comics, and shitposts, they’re still able to lift our spirits and turn our frowns upside down.

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Cat - I see the problem. Your guitar is out of tuna.

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Cartoon - SAFELY ENDANGERED WEBTOON place your finger on the C key easy now place your other nine fingers

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Pink - LOOK MOM! BOTH HANDS! JEREMY.... THAT. WAS. DOPE.

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Text - I WANT TO BELIEVE I CAN BE SOMETHING MORE THAT I CAN SPREAD MY WINGS AND SOAR! THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING MY DREAMS, GUYS. OF COURSE. *SmooCH SMOOCH* You help me believe I can be more. 4AMSHOWER by guy Kopsombut Happy Sunday - 2/26/17

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Dish - nosebacon: emaciating: duel-styx: Pet beds were on sale AND I had a coupon so Guts got a new bed. It's very plush he likes it a lot, that's a weird looking dog but he's still a cute dog its nice you bought a bed for your croissant.

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Cartoon - YES, PLEASE. DO YOU NEED HELP WITH THAT ONE? @wawawiwacomics wawa WIwa

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Bird - Was feeling kinda Godzilla-like. Might destroy a city later, idk.

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Mammal - Im nOT GOOD IN THE MORNINGS BUT I'm VERY BAD AT NIGHT Oy OPEASTFLAPS

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Tree - G Valtteri Mulkahainen / Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards 2019

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Cartoon - My M M. ANdrés J CoLMenares wawa WIWA

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Canidae - A friend of mine made friends with a fox and now she is visiting regularly... to pose for photos apparently u/sam12345567yu

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Vertebrate - Look at everything you have survived so far. You weren't defeated then, you won't be defeated now. TheLatestkate

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Text - I LIKE You MORE THAN BREAD BUT CAN I STILL PLEASE HAVE Som E BREAD. PLEASE. BIREAD. Now BREAD

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Line art - NEW THINGS DEET! SNAFFF 27/8/14 B

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Text - “Now, this end is called the thagomizer .after the late Thag Simmons." Imaga credit: Wikimedia The "thagomizer" is the name for the spiked tail of a stegosaurid dinosaur. It didn't have an official name until the cartoonist Gary Larson did a comic about it, named it, and the scientific community just accepted it and started using it too.

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Plant - We've been feeding a small family of four crows (mated pair and their two year old kids) for several years. Last week two days in a row they left these gifts, pull tabs threaded onto pine twigs. This isn't only generous, it's creative, it's art. My mind is blown. EHRE EINI EGT MAN IMMEP BOTH MIT EINEM T MAN IMMER RE EINI MIT EINEM BOTH

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Dog - before and after contouring

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Cartoon - NGYEA THMPA THAPA THMPA sKiD

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Font - No darkness lasts forever. The Latest Kate: Please endure it however you can.

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Black cat - you are CAPABLE, you are RESILIENT, You ARE A the Latest Kate Fxx*ING DELIGHT

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Adaptation - Will you be my mohawk, please?? Bad ass.

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Photo caption - Honey Badger Day While somewhere in Philadelphia his distant cousin Phil is concemed about wether or not there will be six more weeks of winter, the Honey Badger rests comfortably in the knowledge that there will certainly be fifty-one more weeks of not giving a shit.

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Eyewear - FE KIDE

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Bird - When they were trying to bring Puffins back to islands on the US east coast they decided to do so with dummies. Puffins are very social, and as a resuit would want to land on islands that already have puffins. The dummies looked real from a distance, but were seriously lacking up close, held up by a single peg. Puffins, being social and wanting to fit in, followed suit

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Chicken - iamtravellingwiththedoctor: thekrustykr4b: who needs punk rock when you can have punk cock that could have been a very different picture I am glad it wasn't

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Organism - sixpenceee Did you know that bees sleep between 5-8 hours a day, sometimes in flowers? Also, they like to sleep with other bees and hold each other's feet. Source angeldusted-fairies

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Photo caption - GETTY IMAGES Once a little boy sent me a charming card with a little drawing on it. I loved it . I sent him a card and I drew a picture of a Wild Thing on it. I wrote, 'Dear Jim: I loved your card. Then I got a letter back from his mother and she said, Jim loved your card so much he ate it. That to me was one of the highest compliments I've ever received. He didn't care that it was an original Maurice Sendak drawing or anything. He saw it, he loved it, he ate it. ...

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Cartoon - SCHRÖDINGER'S CHRISTMAS PRESENT IT'S NOT ANOTHER DEAD KITTEN IS IT?

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Mammal

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Hand - Cat: freshly shed hair? Me: please no. Cat: JuSt sAy wHeN!

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Jumping - LEGO

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Rooster - Person "OMG! which Disney character do you think you are?!?" Me:

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Red panda - You are both STRONG and SMART enovgh to handle everthing you've goto going on the Latest Kate

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Technology - *少道动27% 囱14:12 PLAYING FROM Daily Mix 4 Phyllis Lettuce 5:12 6:50 CO Devices Available A %3D

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Thirty-Three Random Tidbits We Handpicked For You

With all of the bad sh*t happening in the world right now, we just hope that you’re staying safe and staying sane. To aid in that, we’ve provided some memes for your troubles.

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Cartoon - If you divide 2020 by 5 you get 404, so basically this entire year is an error message. There is a glitch in the matrix. I worry about you sometimes Candace.

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Cartoon - George is getting a little too curious. EdHarrington.tumblr.com NCDERGHLJKI Edharmington.to ZAXI OPORSTU

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Text - "No thanks, I'm vegetarian" is a fun thing to say when someone tries to hand you their baby. somee cards user card

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Snapshot - T-Mobile 6:06 AM 62% When they tell you Evangelion is stupid Freyja33 • follow ... 5h mium BIC ALT 888 3 44 153 Share

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Deer - A deer entered a shop. The owner decided to give him some biscuits. He left...half an hour later he came back with the squad

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Font - Xx_SniperZzzxX Skullkid25 FifaFan21 Coolkid11 玩家

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Spider-man - lich: casts fly to get away from martial party members eagle barbarian: begins flying because he is angry lich: what in the goddamn fuck

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Cat - Army Air Force Me, wondering why the janitor is yelling at me You're not even real military!! H. imgfip.com

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Hair - Slayer' fans Slayer's singer R. THE AL TaR

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Text - alannamode A fun reminder that Aang was a terrifyingly powerful Avatar. Most Avatars are informed of their newfound destinies at the age of 16 to begin their training. Because of the approaching war Aang was told of his status at the age of 12. He had already mastered airbending, and in the span of a year he mastered the other three elements, the avatar state, and energybending. He also learned lightning redirection and seismic sense (a technique no previous Avatar had even encountered).

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Photography - NME ETFLIX THE WITCHER Playstation or Xbox? NME NETFLIX THE WITCHER PC. He is the chosen one. Posted in r/2meirl4meirl O reddit

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Text - Andy Woodruff @awoodruff This is a monument to potatoes. It is the best monument in Boston. РОТАТО POTATO РОТАТОES РОТАТО ΡΟΤΑΤΟ . ΡΟΤΤΟES POTATO POTATO РОТАТО POTATOES POTATO PÓTATO POTATO РОТАТО

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Bottle - Pi Bu The wheels on TABASCO round and reund ER

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Adaptation - Hello there General Kenobi

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People - France every time they do a revolution: YEET THE RICH THE NOJUSTICE NO PEC

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Text - Someone: *tells me their name* Their name in my brain 7 seconds later: Adios

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Sky - When all of your friends are doing massive damage and you miss. again ORD AME

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Photo caption - when you drop your phone so you save it by kicking it into the wall nincha

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Cartoon - When short people see someone shorter than them O reddit

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Nose - Me: I need help with the school presentation My mom: I can't, I'm cooking Me: Just pause it Listen here, you little shit

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Head - frightochondria @_audlout this some advanced humor lucy, @curledbitch roses are red,

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Dog - When someone has explained something to u 7 times and u still don't get it and u hope they forgive how stupid u are

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Text - marvel so the only two white actors in black panther are martin freeman, who played bilbo baggins, and andy serkis, who played gollum. so I guess that means...they're the Tolkien white guys. everywitchway I literally screamed flas this is the pun of the century

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Cartoon - Me: "leaving my room to socialize during social gatherings* Family: "Look who finally left their cave!" Me: *Heads back to room to avoid the unnecessary attention and mockery* Family:

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Photo caption - "So where are you from?" "Australia, mate." "Really? Prove it." VB

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Fictional character - TA HE CLONE WARS ORIGINAL WARF CN We stand here amidst my achievement, not yours!

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Bird - Wizard: "Question: Can my familiar use their action to interact with an object?" DM: "Of cours...why?" Wizard's Familiar: TheArisemi Merredraid

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Facial expression - Learn to Make program recursive function Learn to Make program recursive function No exit condition Learn to Make recursive function program No exit condition No eit condition

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Text - dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted

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Hair - 2b: *is machine with feelings* Machines she kills: We have feelings too, y'know? 2B:

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Peach - 4-5-6Fにて インフト大軍中 を、是非ご覧下さい。 本橋 3月19日(日) 日本 駐車等 日本橋 駐車ご遠盛之ださい また、8時~16時半はバーキングチケットも。 利用できません

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Photography - Any real man will spot the problem with this picture. AA there is no number plate on that audi

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49 Random Memes That Range From Edgy To Relatable

If you’re an equal opportunity meme consumer, you’re going to love this super-sized gallery. It’s got a little big of everything. You a programmer? There’s something here for you. Enjoy political memes? Weird, but we’ve got some memes here for you. And if you enjoy painfully self-deprecating humor, there’s more than enough to go around. You’re welcome.

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Photo caption - When someone asks you why you still play with legos even though you are 23 Professionals have STANDARDS

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Land vehicle - Me: How do you afford supercars? Supercar owners: Tim ΝΟ ΜIFE

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Text - 32 DEC 2019 WHARTOUM AINPONT PASSPOIT Te South Sudan has refused to enter 2020 South Sudan Right Now: They Called me a madman CAFAR

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Cartoon - Programmers making a code language Programmers naming them

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Photo caption - Teacher: give honest feedback on the survey Student:*gives honest feedback* Teacher: WH.GOV You weren't suppose to do that

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Text - my teacher: what are you laughing at? me: nothing my brain: one dollar

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People - *things going well as l'm chilling with a girl* My stomach: CK I'm about to en this man's whole career

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Text - Mom: you can't keep cardboard tubes and expect people to understand Me, an intellectual:

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Face - aliens waiting for their month as scheduled:

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Grass - Taxi passengers in porn when asked to pay for the ride In terms of money.......... we have no money

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Text - me speaking great English even though it's my second language my teacher wondering how? video games and movies

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Text - My math skills at age 10 My math skills now 15×13=195 Is 8 a number?

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Games - 2020 every month [adult swim) Oh boy, here i go killing again.

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Text - Canadians watching whatever the fuck is happening in usa

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Text - When she don't add "as a friend" after "I love you" I haven't programmed that path yet.

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Child - Epic games after they sold GTA for free and the whole USA is in chaos now

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Mode of transport - Fighting Corona Start a Civil War ENREY ubruder sag bloss USA Rest of the world

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People - Me: I have to stop laughing at immature things as I am no longer a kid. The old men across the street: NIS

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Text - Woman in China sends 1,000 kg onions to ex-boyfriend to make him cry That woman right now: My goals are beyond your understanding

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Text - Someone: acts normal Florida: we don't do that here KINO ECK 116

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Cartoon - Sibling: you're adopted you idiot Me: well at least they wanted me Sibling: Me:

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Text - Congratulations; you made it to June JUMANJI ww Welcome to level 6 of JUMANJI.

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Photo caption - Mom- *Goes to an expensive salon* Also mom when I want a burger- In terms of money.......... we have no money

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Photo caption - Me: Sir can I drink some acid? Chemistry Teacher: Of course not! Me: What if I wear safety goggles? Chemistry Teacher: l'll allow it.

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Photo caption - 2020: finally ends 2021: we're doing a sequel

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Cartoon - Kids in 2035 when the assignment is to read the whole 2020 chapter: Visible Frustration]

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Dog - you crazy son of a b, you did it

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Dinosaur - YouTube loading ads: YouTube loading videos:

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King cobra - Cobra Bites Man, Man Bites Back and Kills Cobra John Farrier • Thursday, August 23, 2012 at 8:00 PM • 1 He's too dangerous to be left alive

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Land vehicle - Other people: omg my crush was in my dream! My dreams:

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Facial expression - Kelly @k3llytweets boys literally have O excuse for not having communication skills bc I've seen y'all play group video games and you describe where ur at like it's life or death you wouldn't get it

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Arm - Snails be like: teekay 1004

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Text - I'm gay а) Yes b) No с) Мaybe d) -leave blank- In case if you haven't noticed, you've fallen right into my trap

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Photo caption - Dad:I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage. Kid:why ru doing that ? Dad: so u don't get bored there. wait a minute

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Text - my mom:who ate all the chocolate chip cookies? 6 year old me: Gone. Reduced To Atom.

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Combat sport - Nobody: Ebola on 1st day of June : Ebola Corona made with mematic

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Muscle - When you are learning controls in new game but suddenly boss music starts playing made with mematic

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Text - Kim Jong Un @KimJongUnNuking Lmao got my first intercontinental ballistic missile working, where should i send my first nuke United States of America 15% Japan 4% Jake Paul's house 68% Pyongyang 13% MEMES I love democracy

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Text - in any stepmom porn "only two of us will know that, okay" cameraman: There's three, actually

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Child - Glass companies watching the protests

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Facial expression - When a girl tells you she's acting the way she's acting because of her zodiac sign

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Animated cartoon - When 2020 jumps from "The Walking Dead“ to “The Purge“ in a matter of days: What is this, a crossover episode?

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Text - @missing_lighter The BDSM community needs to get in on the protests. If hordes of leather and latex people charging into rubber bullets yelling HARDER DADDY doesn't unnerve the police nothing will 1:33 AM 02 Jun 20 Modern problems require oden solutions

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Motor vehicle - Me wondering how America went from WWIII to quarantine to Civil war in less than half a year what the hell happened here?

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Captain america - Nobody: The clothes on my chair at 3AM: Maybe I am a monsta &FILMIC BOX

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Furniture - UR GAY 10 minutes ago · Unlike i 1- Reply Gay i straighter than the pole your mom dances on! Just now Like that's a lot of damage CIF

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People - Drew Curtis @DrewCurtis Admission: I'm a time traveler from 2020. Enjoy 2016 - it's as good as it gets for awhile 8:25 AM - Dec 31, 2015 - 44.7K Retweets 97.2K Likes The Internet HE IS HE IS THE MESSIAH!

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Face - kids in 2055 when they see that theres a different history unit for every week of 2020:

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Text - That Cricket Blog Steven Hawking: Mayans miscalculated by 8 years, 2020 is actual end of civilisation ThatCricketBlogger 7 years ago 7 years ago Steven Hawking i should not have said that

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I’m Having Such A Good Time, I’m Having A Ball

Funny dank meme from the TV show iCarly representing the Queen song 'Don't Stop Me Now'

That’s why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit.

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Fail-Filled Pics From People Who Aren’t Having The Best Day

At this point we all feel like sh*t every single day, because 2020 just won’t let up. We would tell you to browse through these pics to make you feel better about your own life, but honestly these things sound way better than what we’re dealing with IRL. So scroll down for some superficial fails and forget about your real-world problems for just a few minutes!

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Metal - "Somebody didn't strap the egg trolleys in properly on the truck. 10,500 eggs broken!"

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Land vehicle - "Model S came in earlier, fell off the delivery truck."

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Toaster oven - BLACK+DECKER Mini

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Land vehicle - CIMINI

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Vehicle door - "Accidentally glued the rear view mirror mounting tab on backwards and then broke the windshield trying to take it back off."

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Stairs - "Someone in Australia was tying their shoe when a Fire Bombing plane had to drop their load due to turbulence."

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Floor - "Flooding from the heavy rain caused the sewer lines to back up.... into my basement. For reference, that's a poker table and two counter height stools in the back. Literal doo doo water." 凶风

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Wood - 00 "The dog snooped into Dad's wallet..."

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Bathroom - "Got up this morning and went to have a shower.."

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Property - "When the wife tries to clean the dishwasher with concentrated washing liquid"

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Food - Ctet

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Bird

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Land vehicle - OKANAGAN

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Fire - Esso P59 112 FIRE WOOD

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Glove - "I accidentally put my leather gloves in the washing machine."

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Supercar - 82

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Floor - This is what defeat looks like

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Motor vehicle

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Skin - "There were mountain lion tracks on my driveway. I live in a wooded community and go out to the bus alone at 6 AM."

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Food - "Grabbed 4 hard-boiled eggs from the fridge this morning on my way to work." Zoloc

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Seafood

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Footwear - Just got a shipment of my shoes, they are two different types and two different sizes." R omt

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Motor vehicle - MY SHIP CAME IN . AND SANK

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Floor

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Auto part - "Finally got the pictures from my cruise developed."

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Vehicle - подЗЕМНАя ПАРКОВКА 2 ЧАСА БЕСПЛАТНО ДАЛЕЕ 50 РУБ.АС

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Leg - "Got a new printer. The old one didn't go out without a fight." 00

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Po-tay-toes

Funny tweet that reads, "This is a monument to potatoes. It is the best monument in Boston" above photos of the monument

Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew

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Mommy Group Facebook Posts That Range From Cringey To Full Karen

As younger people abandon Facebook for Instagram and TikTok, it seems like we’re more aware of all the crazies that frequent the social networking site. Some of the best places to find unhinged and ignorant people are mommy/parenting groups. There’s an overwhelming number of Covid-19 nonbelievers, people who do extremely weird sh*t with breast milk, and of course – lots of talk of essential oils. If the children are our future, and they’re being raised by these people, we might be more screwed than we thought. 

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Text - Yesterday at 4:26 PM • A When having an unassisted birth if something goes wrong do you call an ambulance ? Also how long do you wait to call the ambulance, I'm a dog midwife so if the dog doesn't push the second pup out within 4 hours you take her in to the emergency vet. So like is there anything with humans ?

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Text - 2:28 facebook So thinking a protest to open playgrounds in is needed...anyone else agree? I am not want to start things like this but come on...the least affected by Covid but forced out of all activities. They are not planning opening playgrounds until July 1 and maybe not even then! Our kids need outside play and other cities around us have opened. I know I can easily take my kids to other playgrounds but we rely on walking to them. We as parents should be the ones to decide what is saf

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Text - this is just absurd. I want all adults to get exercise and am all for it. But if there's one thing this Mama Bear has had enough of during this situation, it's the KIDS being robbed of their rights because they don't have a voice. Adults who are allowed to go to restaurants and grocery stores and work and lap swim could also be the highest risk people for covid, while the extremely extremely low risk kids are punished and not allowed to do the low risk and healthy life-giving activities t

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Text - I currently have covid 19 and I'm 15 weeks. But my symptoms were not bad at all, and I'm actually back at work even though I'm positive and me and baby are just fine 47m Like Reply

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Text - Replies Children under 12 shouldn't wear a mask, especially under 5. The mask truly doesn't help anyways and restricts their airways! Don't waste your time. Maybe tell your children they are super heroes who don't have to wear one because the rest are villains. Or something funny. Lol 18 9h Like that is what I was thinking! He wants to wear it which I find funny but I like your idea! 9h Like Agreed with all of this! 8h Like 2

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Text - 23:26 tacebook 9+ 21 23 hrs Facebook Mentions So... I am the meanest mom ever... Like... Ever. Took the kids to Dairy Queen after dinner. They ordered their dessert choices and we waited about 5 minutes for them to call out our number. The young lady (maybe 17) handed each child their ice cream. Not one looked her in the eye. Not one said thank you. Not to her, not to me... So I waited. I counted to 10 in my head as they dug into their ice cream and the young lady just looked at me (proba

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Text - Does anyone have any solid research on using essential oils for toddlers? My son's OCD is becoming a huge struggle for him and I would so much rather try something natural over medicating like his pediatrician is pushing for. But I feel like everything I'm seeing for oils under the age of 6/7 is so conflicting! Any tips on where to find good info? O Like Comment

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Text - I hope NO store MAKES me wear a mask. I am sorry but with my medical problems I REFUSE to wear a mask. A mask will make me MUCH sicker. I talked to an employee the other day in Wal-mart and she told me since wearing a mask she now has dizzy spells and headaches. She said she has been MUCH sicker wearing a mask. I told her it is because she probably can't breathe in the darn thing. O

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Finger - 9 hrs · 9 Hi guys , sorry about the pic. I was wondering if something like this (silicone rubber) could be used as an arm made with a shoulder for children that are forced to vaccinate, thoughts?

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Text - 10:22 & 6 al 72% Posts 48 mins • E Have any of you mamas had any luck with putting potato in the sock of your child to really pull out any sickness?ceu O Like Comment 1 rep! I did with my husband. He had a fever and was vomiting (a couple years back) and I did this. The next morning he woke up feeling better. 01 44m Like Reply

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Text - ott Pa IVIUI.. 3 hrs · A Would you want your teen child put on psych medication after attempting suicide? What holistic and natural ways would you approach healing trauma to address suicidal thoughts depression ptsd? My 13 yo daughter is coming home from impatient after taking a bottle pills last weekend. I would honestly try oils! I can give you a website where people write their testimonials and maybe you can find something there. http://www.oil-testimonials.com/ Essential Oil & Aromath

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Text - created a poll i 59 mins Should our children be forced to learn to use Arabic numerals as part of their mandatory curriculum? Yes Votes No votes 46 88 Comments O Like Comment

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Text - 3 days ago So, I wish these teachers would do this to make my life easier. these teachers should get our child a laptop, give them access to wifi, set up a ONE ON ONE tutorial for our kid to complete their homework, text them a reminder of their scheduled time the night before, and THEN an actual WAKE UP CALL once they're late?! .... who agrees with me? I miss school. I miss teachers #Respectusparents 14 O 14 O 26

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Text - Hi can you please post anonymously? Hi everyone, I have a kid starting Ki GD in the fall. The idea that they wont be opening and will continue distance learning is not an option for me. My husband is an essential worker and I have a full time job so being home with two young kids while working at a demanding job is not sustainable. I am thinking about starting a class action lawsuit against EESD and the state as they are blocking the education of my 5 year old who will likely not get much

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Text - 5:08 1 •.. I think boys and men should look like boys and men. There is already so much going against these roles in this world today. Something as easy as cutting their hair to allow them to stand apart is important !! 12 5h Like Reply says who? LIKE керту What? 5h Like Reply .what? 5h Like Reply Thats just my opinion. Gender has become very fluid these days and I don't agree with it. I believe God created men and women to be unique and very different from one another including in the wa

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Skin - About 2 days ago, I fell asleep with the window open and got mosquito bites. So did my son. But mines cleared up and my sons is now bigger! It originally was the size of maybe a dime 2 days ago now it's about a dollar quarter size. Is it infected? Should I be concerned? I thought that if I took the day to put medications and gauze on it that it was somewhat help .. but here we are. Also, if it matters. He's VERY clumsy. Falls at least 10 times a day, so when it's began to scab he's fallen

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Text - Has 5 mins Is it safe to have house keeper back ?1 am desperate can't clean anymore 1 Comment Like Comment hal Following. Totally in the same boat!

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Hair - Them Follow When a childless person tells me they're "tired"

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Text - 1 hr · A Any mommas wipe pumped milk all over their face after a shower? No? Just me? Okay. O Like Comment 1

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Font - 7:47 93% Posts Moderator • 3 hrs We fixed the shitty viral meme going around. Enjoy hoars #admin Choose Formula Breastmilk Not Loved Loved Breast IS Best O Like Comment b45 View previous comments Write a comment... (GIF FB/Sanctimommies

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Text - 1:55 O 86° 4G 94% 3 facebook 5 nrs • K How many you ask your partner to leave so you can give birth? I feel like having to consider him in things is stalling my labor. He hasn't done any research or if he has then he doesnt talk to me about any of it. It feels like he expects me to walk him through everything and it's honestly a huge hang up for me because I have a ton of resentment and anger towards him. I was thinking how healing this birth could be for us and blah blah blah but to be h

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Text - 1 min • Hi, I'm wondering if anyone has hard fact evidence that ventilators do more harm than good for the treatment of covid please? I'm looking for my mom bc she believes they are helping ppl. Thank you O Like Comment

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Text - 7:17 O 4G 65% facebook Here's where I sound judgy. But I am just trying to show how "you" are no better Just envision this. You are worried about getting sick so you wear a face mask and vinyl gloves to the grocery store. You then put items like hot pockets and soda in your cart. Not one fresh produce and nothing that resembles vegetables except the micro meal that probably has a few veggies in it. A weeks worth of food, but none of it looks like food. On top of it all you buy a carton of

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Text - Yesteruay at 7:07 pm · Serious question, I expect a serious reply. Trolls just keep to yourselves. Here goes. I have several different types of healing crystals in a silk purse, which is supposed to keep them pure. One crystal is for use when I get a headache. The other crystal comes out when I am down and need to lift my mood. Given both crystals seem to work just fine, is it remotely possible that theres a crystal which helps prevent CoVid 19 and others? Or am I expecting too much? othe

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Text - ... In times of need, don't forget there are mothers out there with spare breast milk! O Like Comment Share 17 1 share Getting a pump now to help sweet babies! 9w Like Reply I don't have much but can help 9w Like Reply Moms with coronavirus will actually have the best breastmilk to fight this shit. Antibodies LLb lol 9w Like Reply

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Text - Yesterday at 2:29 pm IT'S TIME TO CHANGE THE NARRATIVE: "Stop calling it "Quarantine". Quarantine is for the sick. This is house arrest.. Stop calling it "Social Distancing". There is nothing social about forced isolation. Stop saying "Safer at Home". Because for millions of people in abusive situations and with mental health struggles, their home is anything but safe.. Stop saying this is for the "Greater Good". No good can come from the government picking and choosing who is essential a

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So angry right now. My daughter got scanned at school today... Get this, after they played together in the playground in the morning before class. Please research the risks of this new devices they are using. If there was a Virus wouldn't you think they would be at the gate as you enter. Do not let them scan you child on the forehead where your 3rd eye is!!!! I put her in Steiner school to try and get away from all this. I feel it was very sneaky. I have told her not to consent to it and have pr

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Product - Facebook App Sponsored · O Join 8-year old fashionista, Fas she celebrates the Asian and Pacific Islander children's authors that have been keeping her entertained at home with help from THE BOOK CLUB KIDZ Facebook Group. #APAHM #MoreTogether Schoo om Hume Ciderd Tbh. I'm tired of prodigy kids. Especially now! Let them be young! Let them be curious! 7m Like Reply

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Text - ... 10 hrs Does anyone sneak breast milk into their toddlers food to give them an extra boost of vitamins? I have a little extra each day and think it would help protect against Covid? What do you think? 12 38 Comments O Like Comment I sneak my milk into scrambled eggs.. good for the whole family lol

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Text - I just think of the WW2 generation and my ancestors who fought in the American Revolution. Just for us to be told we have to wear masks and can't go to church bc of a virus with a 0.1% mortality rate? It's mind boggling! But don't get me wrong. I don't want the virus! But I also think I either had it or will get it at some point. 6. 4h Like Reply

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Logan Paul Praised For Passionate Black Lives Matter Speech

Problematic Youtube star Logan Paul doesn’t have the best track record where ethics are concerned. Between his controversial Suicide Forest video from 2017 and some offensive views on homosexuality, Logan Paul was pretty low on our list of people who might be able to make a difference in the Black Lives Matter movement. But the elder Paul brother has surprised most of the internet with a passionate and sincere episode of ‘Impaulsive’ that decries police brutality and bluntly states that “America is racist.”

Logan Paul and his co-hosts spend the episode explaining the explosive situation at hand, and the problem of racism within the police force. They applaud protesters for destroying Confederate monuments and beg followers to take action against racism. The most widely praised moment of the hour-long episode is when Paul confesses to his audience: “Listen closely. One of my biggest learnings from all of this and I am embarrassed that it has taken me 25 years to realize this: It is not enough to be ‘not racist’. You have to be anti-racist.”

Those are some powerful words to relay to an audience of over 2.26 million. And it’s a much better message than the one left by his younger brother, Jake Paul, who was filmed with looters in Arizona. Logan’s choice to urge his audience to do better is a move we admire – and one that many people of Twitter seem to admire, too.

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Text - JUSTICE FOR GEORGE FLOYDIE @Gemini_Aurum01 First Logan Paul speaking some facts about racism and now Pewdiepie has donated $10k himself and raised $106k through a stream for BLM funds. Even controversial internet celebrities are doing more than most celebrities and companies 7:21 PM · 6/3/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Andrew @Bronytran Logan Paul's redemption arc is something I was not expecting out of 2020. (Be skeptical all you want, you have every reason to. But I personally think he's changed) BLACK LIVES SMATTED You have to be anti-racist 159 9M views TM OFF BROADWAr 6:38 PM - Jun 1, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone Logan Paul O eLoganPaul - 6h Imk if y'all ever need a ride * BigPapiB OBigPapi_B 10h My dad randomly picked up some hitchhikers on his way to pick me up from the protest. And it happened to b

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Face - @DaveOshry We've reached the "Logan Paul is somehow a voice of reason" part of 2020 Logan Paul @LoganPaul · 2d You have to be anti-racist

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Face - Uncle Dave @DaveOshry We've reached the "Logan Paul is somehow a voice of reason" part of 2020 Logan Paul O @LoganPaul · 2d TM

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Text - RO Colin @IntroSpecktive I made a tweet the other day about the Paul brothers never going to change because of what Jake was doing on that looting video, but man, I was wrong about Logan, he's really changed and I apologize. Maybe Jake can make the same change, but rn he's still doing dumb shit.

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Text - Out of Love Hazel Hayes O @TheHazelHayes Hazel Hayes/ You know it's bad when Piers Morgan and Logan bloody Paul are speaking more sense than our world leaders 2:07 PM · 6/3/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - @rohmontgomery If you still worry about your audience being threatened by speaking out, think about how even Logan Paul is speaking in strong and unequivocal terms. Do you really wanna be less helpful than Logan Paul? Logan Paul @LoganPaul · 2d NAV

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Hair - Lisa Flip @lisaflip Going to remove all of my cynicism for one moment and say, Logan Paul's audience is the exact group of people who needs to hear this. Logan Paul @LoganPaul · 2d TM Hold yourself accountable

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Text - NM Ginjoh @GinjohNM Twitter to influencer: "Grrrr use your platform to speak about issue" Logan Paul: *Uses his platform to speak about issue* Twitter again: "HOW DARE YOU MILK IT FOR VIEWS, LOG POLL IS DEVIL" 11:45 AM · 6/4/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - King JayAG #BandanaDeeForSm... @Gamer_Jayag Logan Paul: uses his platform to spread a good message to encourage people to hold others accountable during this times Jake Paul: 15 ABC15 Arizona @abc15 · 2h #BREAKING: YouTuber Jake Paul has been charged with criminal trespassing and unlawful assembly after video shows him alongside looters in Scottsdale. STORY: bit.ly/ 305ux6g #abc15

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Font - sophie|lamp eult 8|G @sophiiee420 this is proof that logan is the best paul brother BLACK LIVES MATTER ES ER BL THIS IS GACKGRID 9:39 AM · 6/4/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Face - // BLM // @yanshimei_ SPPORTS BLACK POWER imma go and support logan paul in this one Logan Paul @LoganPaul · 2d It is not enough to be "not racist."

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Text - Doc #BlackLivesMatter @Doc_Blocked97 For fuck sakes, even Logan Paul and Pro "Rat Faced" Jared have been using their platforms for good. And JonTron can't even make a tweet directly addressing what's going? Bitch please. Logan Paul O @LoganPaul · 2d Jared Knabenbauer @ProJared 4d I tend to keep my charitable donations private, but I like encouraging others to pay it forward too much. Someone match me. Here are some options - minnesotafreedomfund.org/donate blackvisionsmn.org reclaimtheblo

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I’m Shocked

Funny dank meme about the irony of the police using force on people protesting police brutality

Do they not see the irony here…

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Fifteen Times Sarcastic Humor Flew Right Over People’s Heads

If you’re ever feeling bad about yourself, just take a stroll through the following posts from people who missed very obvious jokes. We’re pretty sure they’ll boost your self-confidence. Check out /r/woooosh for more cringe material!

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People - 4G 11:49 Wear Nerd Approved NA 5 hrs They even have the same haircuts. Remember Eleven & Mike? Here they are now. Feel old yet? 489 36 Comments • 144 Shares O Like Comment A Share No no. mat's Bruce Willis as a boxer in pulp fiction on the right. Not the same movie. Lame. Write a comment...

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Text - Replies Darth Vader • 2 months ago (edited) I like this "Anakin" character... kinda wonder what happens to him 987 目63 Add a public reply... • 2 months ago Darth Vader i think he becomes a pod racer 89 2 months ago are you dumb anakin is darth vader they r the same u noob

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Text - 22 minutes and 22 seconds In 2012, German freediver Tom Sietas held his breath underwater for 22 minutes and 22 seconds, besting Dane Stig Severinsen's previous Guinness record by 22 seconds. (Although Guinness still lists Severinsen as the record holder, stating he hyperventilated with oxygen before his attempt for 19 minutes and 30 seconds.) May 9, 2013 The guy who filmed "Finding Nemo" 国 Are you challenging me? [-115 points · 1 hour ago It was 3D animation you dumb fuck

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Text - 14:36 4 hrs • I am trying to learn what LGBTQ+ stands for... Unfortunately nobody can give me a straight answer! You and 46 others 19 comments • 2 shares Haha Comment Share I sent you a message on LGBT detail LGETICGP Write a comment...

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Product - Can someone explain to me how they got all the ice through the small hole Imagine being this stupid 19,419 likes This is the stupidest thing ive seen more

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Product - The manager at our local IKEA is retiring, so I sent him this cake.. wheres the cake

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Wordy Memes & Humor For The Cunning Linguists

It’s easy to take communication for granted. And we shouldn’t. The ins and outs of language are actually fascinating, whether you’re talking about the written or spoken word. And there are so many jokes to be made about the words we use to convey information. Some of the examples in this gallery are pretty terrible puns, but there’s also a lot of cleverness. You may even learn something new.

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Text - Mitch @HxOvAx just discovered the joy of pronouncing all words ending with "cles" like "heracles". obstacles. tentacles. motorcycles. testicles. microparticles. popsicles. debacles. i love words and sounds

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Text - MARINE BIOLOGY PROFESSOR: So an octopus can change its color to mimic its surroundings. When octopi do this it's called- ME: An octo-lie. PROFESSOR: ...Metachrosis. МЕ: PROFESSOR: ME: Mocktopus.

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Text - rabbiteclair fun projects you can do at home convince all your friends that a single piece of macaroni is called a macaronus Source: rabbiteclair 23,206 notes A

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Text - BEES ACTIVE IN THIS AREA ENTRANCE EMPLOYEE MUST WASH HANDS "E.R." NEW underwear 50 THE CLUNK IN THE ELEVATOR.. BEWARE OF DOG" EK EACH WILL NOT HARM YOU!L "LIVE" LOBSTERŞ "RESTROOMS" LOCATED ON WOMEN OTHER SIDE OF BUILDING vlals unnecessary quotation mark appreciation board prettypinkdork There are few things as profoundly funny as unnecessary/ominous quotations.

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Text - The Correct Way to Spell Potato If GH can stand for P as in 'hiccough,' If OUGH can stand for O as in 'dough,' If PHTH can stand for T as in 'phthisis,' If EIGH can stand for A as in 'neighbour,' If TTE can stand for T as in 'gazette,' If EAU can stand for O as in 'plateau,' Then the correct way to spell potato would be GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU.

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Text - Andrew Collin @AndrewTCollin A diss track is just two grown men sitting in separate rooms, writing poems about each other.

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Text - MARINE BIOLOGY PROFESSOR: So an octopus can change its color to mimic its surroundings. When octopi do this it's called- ME: An octo-lie. PROFESSOR: ...Metachrosis. МЕ: PROFESSOR: ME: Mocktopus.

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Text - Hannalore Gerling-Dunsmore @JoyofPhysics Me, as an undergrad, just starting upper level courses: THERE IS A PROFOUNDLY BEAUTIFUL REASON FOR ALL LAWS OF PHYSIOCS Me, as a perpetual graduate student: Light goes that fast because it wants to 1:19 PM · Jan 17, 2020 - Twitter Web App 4.1K Retweets 46.8K Likes Hannalore Gerling-Dunsmore @JoyofPhysics 20h Replying to @JoyofPhysics Me, now: light redshifts because it gets tired and blueshifts because it goes weeeeee going down the gravitational p

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Text - During the Cold War, the CIA considered airdropping XL condoms labeled "Medium" over the Soviet Union to demoralize the Soviet male population and make them feel anatomically inferior and afraid to fight the US. @americanaf Dammit, Ilove this country so much.

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Text - penny-anna In LOTR the word 'man' is only used for human men so now l'm imagining like Someone: are you a man or a woman? Pippin: I'm a hobbit Someone: but what's in your trousers Pippin: mostly snacks

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Text - Baby Boomer Juggalo Concerned Millennial Juggalos Won't Promote Same Dope- Ass Juggavalues Full story: thehardtimes.net

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Text - Brown Recluse @EISangito i quit doing comedy too but not because of PC culture or whatever but because most of us will never be as funny as this sign Walgreens phamacy drive thru GET YOUR SHONGLES SHIT TODAY 7:06 PM - Oct 3, 2019 - Twitter for iPhone 8.2K Retweets 39.3K Likes

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Headgear - British people when they hear 'kilometres per hour' instead of 'cups of tea per colonised nation' u/Educated Echidna *Earl Grey flavoured confusion*

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Text - setheverman all letters in my name are actually silent setheverman it's pronounced like *gust of wind* emeraldembers Are we talking a poetic autumn breeze or a fart here setheverman depends on your accent

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Text - Chat: "Can't" Email: "I cannot" Essay of 3,000 words: "Henceforth, I am unable to can"

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Text - Art from Online @the_omega_sin I love that "take out" means food, dating, and murder. 07/03/2018, 05:53

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Text - FlatFootFox @FlatFootFox We don't deserve librarians. Pflugerville Library 8 hrs · O ATTENTION - there will be no snakes at this Friday's Anti Prom at the library. There was a typo in a local paper that said we will have snakes. We will have snacks. Snacks is what we will have. Not to say we have anything against snakes. In fact, snakes will be at the library in May during the Teen De-Stressing Day: Reptile Hangout, https://bit.ly/ 2D2BEjm. So, just to summarize: April 12. No snakes. 2, X

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Text - Kieran @KieranMSimpson common English mistakes: -mixing up there, their and they're -using the wrong too, to or two -using apostrophes for plurals -enslaving innocent people -putting commas in the wrong place

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Text - THE CHRISTMAS WITCH @melaniefoxfire I'm not dyslexic you're dyslexic CLOTH GOWNS ONLY

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Text - Workin 9 to 9 For a man whose eye is creepy That's why I decide To assault him when he's sleepy But his heart still beats In the floorboards where I set it It's enough to drive me Crazy if I let it! Carolyn KelloggO @paperhaus - 1/19/20 Happy birthday to Edgar Allan Poe and Dolly Parton!

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Text - remsJ@ frostsmitten @enbyjirou calling your friend "brother from another mother" or "sister from another mister" - kinda boring - overdone - no gender neutral alternative calling your friend "a clown from the same circus" - grabs ur attention - what circus? tell me more - gender neutral - bond like no other

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Text - kisskissfallanddie 2 keep-calm-and-watch-... Follow iamscienceside: Science fact: The world around you is made up of protons, neutrons, morons, and electrons. 66,142 notes

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Text - kellhorreur: sadjadewithcake: French: ...Sixty-seven, sixty-eight, sixty-nine, sixty-ten... Other languages: **stares** French: **stares back** French: ...sixty-eleven, sixty-twelve, sixty-thirteen... French: ...sixty-sixteen, sixty-ten-seven... Other languages: *shutting eyes* French: ...sixty-ten-eight, sixty-ten-nine... Other languages: *hands over face* French: ...four twenties! :) Four twenties one...

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Text - Hanne Blank @hanneblank WHY One of my students has used the word "fucktangular" in an informal essay to describe a situation that was complicated and messy in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways. Ilam in the presence of greatness and I am stealing this word.

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Text - I'm pronouncing females the same way as tamales from now on. Try to stop me

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Text - skinks the penalty box in hockey is such a funny concept to me. big fighty men go in the naughty cube. imprisoned for sports crimes runcibility Go to the terrarium and think about your punching, you knife-footed ice-gremlin

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Text - also michelangelo painted a baby angel flipping off the pope the blond one, you see his right hand? that's called the fig and it's an old world european gesture for 'fuck you" because apparently Pope Juluis II was a total raging asshole and everyone hated him but nobody ever noticed this little fucker because the ceiling was so high and then thirty years later they called michelangelo back to paint the wall behind the altar and he wasted no time in painting the gates of hell behind the po

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Text - Donald J. Trump O @realDonaldTrump Schools in our country should be opened ASAP. Much very good information now available. @SteveHiltonx @FoxNews O 124K 2:41 AM - May 25, 2020 58.8K people are talking about this Bill Murray @BillyMurray "Much very good information" is ironically the strongest argument one can have to justify opening schools 9:46 AM - May 26, 2020

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Text - They think your haircuts are un-American Well, it was very observant of them because we aren't American, actually

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Text - •5mo There should only be two bathroom types.One specifically for me, and another for everyone else. Reply 1.3k . 5mo 1 Award There is. It's called a diaper. 1.0k

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Statue - Before being burned alive by the Spaniards, chief Hatuey of the island of Hispanola was asked if he wanted to accept Christianity and go to Heaven. Hatuey asked if Spaniards go to Heaven, to which the priest that they do. Hatuey then stated that he'd rather go to Hell where he wouldn't see such cruel people.

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Text - 00000 Virgin ? 13:30 @ 10 60% ( Back More 24 Apr 2014 12:41 Did you fall from heaven...? Because, have sex with me? 24 Apr 2014 13:18 Sorry didn't suffer a head injury during the fall

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Text - Millennials aren't buying diamonds - why? RETWEETS LIKES 173 309 MistyKnights TwistOut @Steph_I Will * Follow Too busy filling out job applications that ask them to attach their resume and then enter what's on that same resume on the next page.

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Text - Isaac Haxton @ikepoker Woman in front of me at airport security has a bottle of frozen water. They want to take it. She says it's not a liquid. No, no... She's got a point.

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Text - I remember getting a phone call at work, a relative told me my dad died. It was unexpected, he was only 49. I was in my early 20's at the time. I started to tear up, one of the "boomers" on my shift told someone else to take me out back so I could "Man-Up" and compose myself so I could finish out my shift. Reply 5.9k ... Vergenbuurg • 4h 3 7 Awards My father was extremely close with his paternal grandmother... she had raised him at a very trying time in his childhood. She died when he was

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Text - Kristen Bartlett @kristencheeks Meghan, we live in the same building, and I just walked outside. It's fine. Meghan McCain O @MeghanMcCain Jun 2 My neighborhood in Manhattan is eviscerated and looks like a war zone. DeBlasio and Cuomo are an utter disgrace. This is not America. Our leaders have abandoned us and continue to let great American cities burn to the ground and be destroyed. I never could have fathomed this

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