Sixteen Greed-Laden Corporate Memes Made Of Billionaire Tears

If you haven’t noticed, we’re living in some sort of dystopian hell reality right now. People are literally dying of a pandemic, the country is collapsing, and practically everyone is out of work. No one knows what the hell is going to come of any of this so we’re all just doing our best to survive. In the mean time, have some memes that poke fun at our corporate overlords!

If you haven’t noticed, we’re living in some sort of dystopian hell reality right now. People are literally dying of a pandemic, the country is collapsing, and practically everyone is out of work. No one knows what the hell is going to come of any of this so we’re all just doing our best to survive. In the mean time, have some memes that poke fun at our corporate overlords!

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Dietary Restriction

Anyone else not even tried to learn to cook? We all have to eat at home, but still just eating cans of beans and hot dogs while watching our friends showoff the fancy stuff they cooked on instagram? Follow @lamebook on instagram and I promise we won’t cooking-shame you!

Anyone else not even tried to learn to cook? We all have to eat at home, but still just eating cans of beans and hot dogs while watching our friends showoff the fancy stuff they cooked on instagram? Follow @lamebook on instagram and I promise we won’t cooking-shame you!

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Message In An Aisle

Finding random shopping lists is always fun. Like, “who needs onions and raisins? Sicko.” Always assume it’s for one meal! Cool, well, please follow @lamebook on instagram and checkout my Onion ‘N Raisin Muffins! Sorry, we’re losing it during this quarantine.

Finding random shopping lists is always fun. Like, “who needs onions and raisins? Sicko.” Always assume it’s for one meal! Cool, well, please follow @lamebook on instagram and checkout my Onion ‘N Raisin Muffins! Sorry, we’re losing it during this quarantine.

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Fifteen April Fools Memes For The Pranksters

Let’s be honest, we don’t really need April Fools Day because this whole damn year has been a big joke already. But in case you’re some kind of sadist and you love to see people in mental anguish, here are some prank-filled memes 

Now all we have to do in sit back, relax, and wait for whatever horrible, catastrophic thing is going to happen in April!

Let’s be honest, we don’t really need April Fools Day because this whole damn year has been a big joke already. But in case you’re some kind of sadist and you love to see people in mental anguish, here are some prank-filled memes 

Now all we have to do in sit back, relax, and wait for whatever horrible, catastrophic thing is going to happen in April!

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Secret Sauce

Does anyone else think exercising at home feels weird? Like, I don’t want to sweat on the rug. Honestly, all exercising feels gross, but it’s especially gross. It’s no sweat to follow @lamebook on instagram! (Sorry, that pun was terrible)

Does anyone else think exercising at home feels weird? Like, I don’t want to sweat on the rug. Honestly, all exercising feels gross, but it’s especially gross. It’s no sweat to follow @lamebook on instagram! (Sorry, that pun was terrible)

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Twitter’s In Agreement: How The Heck Has March Lasted This Long?

Let this sink in: It’s still March. 

With all the global insanity surrounding the coronavirus pandemic, and all the stuff that happened before sh*t hit the fan, March has seemed like an insanely long month. And everyone on Twitter seems to agree. There’s a lot of shock that we’re still living the third month of the year, and the shock at how we’ve come out at the end of it. All we can say is that we welcome April – hopefully it won’t feel like an entire freaking year. 

Let this sink in: It’s still March. 

With all the global insanity surrounding the coronavirus pandemic, and all the stuff that happened before sh*t hit the fan, March has seemed like an insanely long month. And everyone on Twitter seems to agree. There’s a lot of shock that we’re still living the third month of the year, and the shock at how we’ve come out at the end of it. All we can say is that we welcome April – hopefully it won’t feel like an entire freaking year. 

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Man Orders Boxes From Amazon, Fails Repeatedly Ensue

This guy’s experience trying to have some empty boxes delivered ended up being a process of navigating multiple fails. Apparently, something was happening with the ordering/delivery process, where he ultimately ended up getting a ton of granola and Harry Potter coasters that he’d never asked for. Maybe not all robots are meant to rule the world. 

This guy’s experience trying to have some empty boxes delivered ended up being a process of navigating multiple fails. Apparently, something was happening with the ordering/delivery process, where he ultimately ended up getting a ton of granola and Harry Potter coasters that he’d never asked for. Maybe not all robots are meant to rule the world. 

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Boss Turns Herself Into Potato During Meeting, Can’t Undo It, Puns Ensue

Potato Boss is the hero the world needs and deserves. Seriously, a little gem of light from @PettyClegg, and her (Potato) boss, @mlizetocampo. To make matters even more fun in this wonderfully absurd moment from the struggles of trying to navigate technology, people are getting into the punny wordplay. 

Potato Boss is the hero the world needs and deserves. Seriously, a little gem of light from @PettyClegg, and her (Potato) boss, @mlizetocampo. To make matters even more fun in this wonderfully absurd moment from the struggles of trying to navigate technology, people are getting into the punny wordplay. 

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Woman Plays Wholesome Game With Her Dad In This Amusing Twitter Story

Every family does weird stuff; it’s just a fact of life. Actor and writer Bridie Connell shared an adorable, yet nonsensical game that she and her dad have been playing for 15 years called “pinch and a punch, first day of the month.” Neither of them have any idea how it started, but it’s cute and amusing nonetheless!

Every family does weird stuff; it’s just a fact of life. Actor and writer Bridie Connell shared an adorable, yet nonsensical game that she and her dad have been playing for 15 years called “pinch and a punch, first day of the month.” Neither of them have any idea how it started, but it’s cute and amusing nonetheless!

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Funny Thread Suggests The Dorito Name Is Some Dark Magic Crap

We covered that Triscuit name-origin story the other day, and the internet has already taken that twitter thread and spawned some much funnier shit. Writer Chuck Wendig‘s spin on the tale is our favorite. It’s quite a bit darker than the Triscuit saga, and involves one of our favorite snacks: Doritos. We have to admit that Wendig had us in the first half of the thread (not gonna lie), but things quickly spiral into deliciously unbelievable territory. And right now, we need all the fantastical and stupid tales we can get.

We covered that Triscuit name-origin story the other day, and the internet has already taken that twitter thread and spawned some much funnier shit. Writer Chuck Wendig‘s spin on the tale is our favorite. It’s quite a bit darker than the Triscuit saga, and involves one of our favorite snacks: Doritos. We have to admit that Wendig had us in the first half of the thread (not gonna lie), but things quickly spiral into deliciously unbelievable territory. And right now, we need all the fantastical and stupid tales we can get.

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29 ‘Yikes’ Moments Of Monumental Cringe

Some things are just cringey enough to make you say “oof” out loud and make a visibly pained facial expression. These posts are of no exception. In fact, many of these people should not be allowed on social media ever again. Maybe we should all have to take a test to be allowed on social media? Honestly, that seems reasonable at this point.

Some things are just cringey enough to make you say “oof” out loud and make a visibly pained facial expression. These posts are of no exception. In fact, many of these people should not be allowed on social media ever again. Maybe we should all have to take a test to be allowed on social media? Honestly, that seems reasonable at this point.

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18 ‘Middle Class Fancy’ Nuggets For All The Dads In Training

Calling all future dads! Not planning to have kids ever? That’s okay, you can still embody the spirit of a dad without ever having the offspring. These memes will get you started on your dad journey!

(By the way, we love Middle Class Fancy and we think you should check them out!)

Calling all future dads! Not planning to have kids ever? That’s okay, you can still embody the spirit of a dad without ever having the offspring. These memes will get you started on your dad journey!

(By the way, we love Middle Class Fancy and we think you should check them out!)

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An Author’s Imaginative Thread On Doritos’ Supernatural Origins

Author, Chuck Wendig’s, wild and imaginative Twitter thread about the spooky origins of Doritos, and how they “bake souls” into their chips is clearly a silly reference to the recent Twitter thread about the electric origins of Triscuits. That being said, this is just the kind of absurd rabbit hole that is clearly a ton of nonsense, that we enjoy.

Author, Chuck Wendig’s, wild and imaginative Twitter thread about the spooky origins of Doritos, and how they “bake souls” into their chips is clearly a silly reference to the recent Twitter thread about the electric origins of Triscuits. That being said, this is just the kind of absurd rabbit hole that is clearly a ton of nonsense, that we enjoy.

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17 American Healthcare Memes That’ll Remind You To Never Ever Get Sick

It’s no secret that the American healthcare system isn’t known for being the best in the world. If you’re poor and need to have some sort of procedure done in a hospital, you can look forward to a hefty bill that may or may not put you into debt for years to come. And if you aren’t fortunate enough to receive a health insurance plan through your employer? Well, we don’t even want to think about that…

Here are 17 memes and tweets that highlight the trials and tribulations of health insurance in America!

It’s no secret that the American healthcare system isn’t known for being the best in the world. If you’re poor and need to have some sort of procedure done in a hospital, you can look forward to a hefty bill that may or may not put you into debt for years to come. And if you aren’t fortunate enough to receive a health insurance plan through your employer? Well, we don’t even want to think about that…

Here are 17 memes and tweets that highlight the trials and tribulations of health insurance in America!

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Twitter Users Share When They Knew They Had Cabin Fever

People on Twitter are sharing when they knew the cabin fever was a real thing. Sometimes, you get so caught up in enjoying your own company that you forget you haven’t left your home, for a very long time. These folks absolutely experienced the cabin fever life. 

People on Twitter are sharing when they knew the cabin fever was a real thing. Sometimes, you get so caught up in enjoying your own company that you forget you haven’t left your home, for a very long time. These folks absolutely experienced the cabin fever life. 

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Hilarity Ensues When Cowboy Museum’s Head Of Security Gets Put In Charge Of Twitter Account

When the National Cowboy Museum was forced to close down due to coronavirus concerns, head of museum security Tim took on the role of social media manager. Let’s just say, his naive and innocent tweets are about as adorable as they come! Check out some of them below!

When the National Cowboy Museum was forced to close down due to coronavirus concerns, head of museum security Tim took on the role of social media manager. Let’s just say, his naive and innocent tweets are about as adorable as they come! Check out some of them below!

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Funny Tweets To Cleanse The Stressed Mind

With news coming from all corners of the online world about the Coronavirus, it can be refreshing to step outside that constant stream of information, distract the mind, and maybe even laugh for a bit. These funny tweets might manage to bring out that laughter buried within you. They’re occasionally relatable, hilarious, bizarre, and just our kind of silly. 

With news coming from all corners of the online world about the Coronavirus, it can be refreshing to step outside that constant stream of information, distract the mind, and maybe even laugh for a bit. These funny tweets might manage to bring out that laughter buried within you. They’re occasionally relatable, hilarious, bizarre, and just our kind of silly. 

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Memes & Tweets To Fight The Battle Against Boredom

Before falling asleep to the apocalyptic lull of the news and our existential dread and anxiety, we suggest making some time for memes. They may not cure depression and they definitely won’t stimulate the economy, but they might make you smile a bit. And that counts for something.

Before falling asleep to the apocalyptic lull of the news and our existential dread and anxiety, we suggest making some time for memes. They may not cure depression and they definitely won’t stimulate the economy, but they might make you smile a bit. And that counts for something.

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Ryan Reynolds Shares Social Distancing Video, Nominates Seth Rogen

Ah, yes, thank you to Ryan Reynolds for tapping into his far reaching platform to use it to accomplish good, and to spread awareness. He’s started up something of a movement, where celebs nominate other celebs and friends to spread the message about staying home and staying safe during the Coronavirus. The more awareness we can spread to folks during these times, the better. 

Ah, yes, thank you to Ryan Reynolds for tapping into his far reaching platform to use it to accomplish good, and to spread awareness. He’s started up something of a movement, where celebs nominate other celebs and friends to spread the message about staying home and staying safe during the Coronavirus. The more awareness we can spread to folks during these times, the better. 

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Son Requested Cat Pics To Cheer Up His 96-Year-Old Mother In Isolation

This is some Grade-A wholesomeness right here! Seriously, it’s doesn’t get more wholesome than this. 

Bob Hayesrevealed on Twitter that his 96-year-old mother has been diagnosed with Covid-19 and is quarantined in her nursing house. And in a beautiful and heart-filled effort to keep his mother’s spirit up, he turned to Twitter. 

Hayes’ mother loves cats, he reveals, and has kindly requested users to share images of their cats so he can print them out and hang the images up on his mother’s nursing home window. 

We’re sure he wasn’t expecting the plethora of images that followed but we can only hope this spread endless cheer to his mother. 

The ICH team is wishing Hayes’ mother a quick and speedy recovery!

This is some Grade-A wholesomeness right here! Seriously, it’s doesn’t get more wholesome than this. 

Bob Hayesrevealed on Twitter that his 96-year-old mother has been diagnosed with Covid-19 and is quarantined in her nursing house. And in a beautiful and heart-filled effort to keep his mother’s spirit up, he turned to Twitter. 

Hayes’ mother loves cats, he reveals, and has kindly requested users to share images of their cats so he can print them out and hang the images up on his mother’s nursing home window. 

We’re sure he wasn’t expecting the plethora of images that followed but we can only hope this spread endless cheer to his mother. 

The ICH team is wishing Hayes’ mother a quick and speedy recovery!

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