All the new movies and TV you can stream in April (6 Photos)

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Kinda Messed Up Crap On Kids TV Shows

Whether it’s by design, some weird implication, or just a chimp going crazy on live television, people remember some of the stranger, creepier and more messed up points from their favorite TV shows as kids. Here are some funny moments of cartoon logicabout the times that make less sense.

Whether it’s by design, some weird implication, or just a chimp going crazy on live television, people remember some of the stranger, creepier and more messed up points from their favorite TV shows as kids. Here are some funny moments of cartoon logicabout the times that make less sense.

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Reactions to the absolutely bats*** Netflix series “Tiger King” (27 Photos)

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The Scene from that Anime in Malcolm In The Middle

That smiling anime guy lingers forever in the minds of anyone who grew up watching the title sequence of Malcolm in the Middle. It’s from a 1998 anime called Nazca about people who find out that they’re reincarnated souls of ancient warriors. Anyway here’s smiling headband guy killing a dude with an umbrella.

That smiling anime guy lingers forever in the minds of anyone who grew up watching the title sequence of Malcolm in the Middle. It’s from a 1998 anime called Nazca about people who find out that they’re reincarnated souls of ancient warriors. Anyway here’s smiling headband guy killing a dude with an umbrella.

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Twenty-Seven ‘Parks And Rec’ Memes For Superfans Of The Show

Parks and Rec has been off the air for five years now, but that doesn’t mean it’s not still very much in our hearts. If you’d like to jog your memory of the show, then have some of the best memes and moments from it below! And click here for even more P&R material! Now if only the show would do a reboot…

Parks and Rec has been off the air for five years now, but that doesn’t mean it’s not still very much in our hearts. If you’d like to jog your memory of the show, then have some of the best memes and moments from it below! And click here for even more P&R material! Now if only the show would do a reboot…

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Guy Tricks Noisy Neighbor into Smashing His Own TV

Having a noisy neighbor who keeps you from sleeping can feel like literal torture. After it kept getting worse, this dude took matters, and aux cords, into his own hands. Here’s a similar story of a guy who got cunning revenge on his noisy neighbors.

Having a noisy neighbor who keeps you from sleeping can feel like literal torture. After it kept getting worse, this dude took matters, and aux cords, into his own hands. Here’s a similar story of a guy who got cunning revenge on his noisy neighbors.

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Woman Braces Self As Documentary Shows Sea Lions Happily Swimming Near Shoreline

BULLHEAD CITY, AZ—Wincing while reaching for the remote control, area woman Leigh Cortez braced herself Wednesday as the documentary she was watching panned in on a group of sea lions swimming near the shoreline. “Oh no, it’s a bunch of baby sea lions splashing around the ocean with their moms, so I know something…

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BULLHEAD CITY, AZ—Wincing while reaching for the remote control, area woman Leigh Cortez braced herself Wednesday as the documentary she was watching panned in on a group of sea lions swimming near the shoreline. “Oh no, it’s a bunch of baby sea lions splashing around the ocean with their moms, so I know something super messed up is about to happen,” said Cortez, digging her nails into the couch cushion as the show’s music shifted and the camera zoomed in on a large male sea lion perking up his ear flaps. “It started so peacefully with the whole colony sunning themselves on the beach, but they keep cutting to the surf so I know a bunch of orcas or a shark or some shit is about to go hog wild on these sea lions. I should have bailed when David Attenborough dropped his voice and uttered, ‘Swimming is good fun, but the water is not a safe place for young pups.’ That cute little one trailing behind the others clearly doesn’t know what’s coming. He’s toast.” Cortez told reporters that she planned to watch the documentary’s upcoming scene involving a lizard fighting a snake because she “doesn’t give a fuck about reptiles.”

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Candidates Struggle To Answer Question About Future Of Granite Countertops During HGTV Town Hall

CHARLESTON, SC—Clearly uncomfortable being asked to express their views on such a contentious issue, the 2020 Democratic presidential candidates struggled Wednesday to answer questions about the future of granite countertops during a series of HGTV town halls. “As president, what are you going to do to address the…

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CHARLESTON, SC—Clearly uncomfortable being asked to express their views on such a contentious issue, the 2020 Democratic presidential candidates struggled Wednesday to answer questions about the future of granite countertops during a series of HGTV town halls. “As president, what are you going to do to address the fact that wages are stagnating to the point where the vast majority of Americans can’t afford the granite countertops and backsplash tiles they desperately need to fix up their homes?” asked Jonathan Scott, who was moderating the HGTV town hall with his Property Brothers co-host Drew Scott, interrupting candidate Pete Buttigieg’s stammering response to note that a majority of voters doubted the former South Bend, IN mayor could effectively unify angry members of the nation’s polarized homeowners associations behind a common lawn care policy. “How do you plan to address the millions of Americans making do with laminate countertops, or who are forced to live in homes where there’s a lack of natural sunlight in the kitchen? Will you commit today to providing the support for all Americans to knock down a wall and open up the floor plan of their common areas? Many people out there are wondering whether their future will include a brick patio or detached deck, or whether they’ll ever even be able to live in a place that is perfect for entertaining. How do you respond?” At press time, Senator Amy Klobuchar was being booed by the HGTV town hall audience after she doubled down on controversial previous statements criticizing crown molding. 

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Moments of Cartoon Logic that Make Perfect Sense

It’s hard to cover up every plot hole of a cartoon that is by definition supposed to not make sense anyway. Some of these are delivered with a wink and a nod by the creators themselves, and others just kinda seem lazy. Sometimes it goes deeper, like how Tumblr explained that the Power Puff Girls are supposed to be freaky handless monsters.

It’s hard to cover up every plot hole of a cartoon that is by definition supposed to not make sense anyway. Some of these are delivered with a wink and a nod by the creators themselves, and others just kinda seem lazy. Sometimes it goes deeper, like how Tumblr explained that the Power Puff Girls are supposed to be freaky handless monsters.

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Confused journalist gets roasted for claiming South Park causes ‘cultural damage’

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Stranger Things Teaser Inspires Imaginative Marvel Crossover

Marvel’s certainly seen stranger things evolve in its vast universe than some sort of unexpected “Red Guardian” origin story. Anyone who’s enjoyed “Stranger Things” and is familiar with/enjoys Marvel will appreciate this crossover conspiracy theory from fans. Just imagine if Hopper was the Red Guardian. That’d be kind of dope. 

Marvel’s certainly seen stranger things evolve in its vast universe than some sort of unexpected “Red Guardian” origin story. Anyone who’s enjoyed “Stranger Things” and is familiar with/enjoys Marvel will appreciate this crossover conspiracy theory from fans. Just imagine if Hopper was the Red Guardian. That’d be kind of dope. 

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Hopper is ALIVE in ‘Stranger Things 4’ teaser trailer

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Fox News Producer Knows His Work Formulaic But At Least It Helps People Escape Reality For Couple Hours

NEW YORK—Expressing a kind of resigned satisfaction with the familiar tropes the conservative media outlet relies upon for its stories, Fox News producer Ken Peterson acknowledged Wednesday that while his work may be formulaic, it at least allows viewers to escape reality for a couple of hours. “Sure, when I started…

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NEW YORK—Expressing a kind of resigned satisfaction with the familiar tropes the conservative media outlet relies upon for its stories, Fox News producer Ken Peterson acknowledged Wednesday that while his work may be formulaic, it at least allows viewers to escape reality for a couple of hours. “Sure, when I started out in this industry, I had more ambitious goals, but at the end of the day, people just want to zone out and enjoy the diversion provided by a purely imaginary world,” said Peterson, adding that as long as he’s telling the stories his audience wants to hear, he feels as though he’s doing his job and making a difference. “I know some of our storylines—for example, the one about the anti-racist protesters in Charlottesville actually being paid actors hired by a PR firm—aren’t very convincing, but just because a plot is far-fetched doesn’t mean it isn’t enjoyable for people to watch. And what’s wrong with giving people something they like? Many of our viewers are getting on in years, and I think they find solace in familiar characters and story arcs, even if they do tend to be a little derivative of the president’s Twitter account.” Peterson’s went on to confirm that he doesn’t often watch his network’s programming at home, preferring to spend his free time watching the news instead.

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“The Expanse” Prop Master Sends Fan Stuff

The Expanse” definitely has an established fan base going. In this case, a fan of the show gets contacted by the prop master from “The Expanse.” Amazingly, the prop master offers to send the fan some cool stuff from the show. It’s stuff like this that just warms the heart. Don’t even have to be a fan of the show to appreciate someone fulfilling another fan’s dream. 

The Expanse” definitely has an established fan base going. In this case, a fan of the show gets contacted by the prop master from “The Expanse.” Amazingly, the prop master offers to send the fan some cool stuff from the show. It’s stuff like this that just warms the heart. Don’t even have to be a fan of the show to appreciate someone fulfilling another fan’s dream. 

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Chris Matthews Warns Bernie Sanders Victory Runs Risk Of Making Him Look Stupid 2 Elections In A Row

NEW YORK—Cautioning voters against walking down such a dangerous path without fully understanding the potential consequences, MSNBC pundit Chris Matthews warned Hardball viewers Tuesday that Bernie Sanders winning the Democratic party’s nomination would run the risk of making him look stupid in two consecutive…

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NEW YORK—Cautioning voters against walking down such a dangerous path without fully understanding the potential consequences, MSNBC pundit Chris Matthews warned Hardball viewers Tuesday that Bernie Sanders winning the Democratic party’s nomination would run the risk of making him look stupid in two consecutive elections. “Before anyone casts a vote for Senator Sanders in the primary, they need to look deep inside and consider the ramifications of making me look like a completely out-of-touch idiot again,” said Matthews, insisting that a strong showing from Sanders in early-voting primaries could lead to the complete and utter destruction of the American political commentator’s credibility. “We can’t afford to go down the same road we did in 2016. The cost is simply too great to have another four years of me feeling like a clueless fucking moron. Is that a risk Bernie supporters are willing to take?” At press time, a teary-eyed Matthews brought Hardball to a close by asserting that a Sanders presidency could negatively affect him for decades.

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The Disney+ Obi-Wan Kenobi show is on hold, but it’s not all bad news (7 GIFs)

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Area Dad Sure Knows A Lot About Local Weather Woman

ROCKFORD, IL—Casually rattling off details about her personal life and professional history, household sources confirmed Tuesday that area dad Shawn Garcia seems to know quite a bit about local television meteorologist Susanne Lepucki. “He keeps going on about how she wore that same red blouse last week, and I swear…

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ROCKFORD, IL—Casually rattling off details about her personal life and professional history, household sources confirmed Tuesday that area dad Shawn Garcia seems to know quite a bit about local television meteorologist Susanne Lepucki. “He keeps going on about how she wore that same red blouse last week, and I swear one time I heard him use her middle name,” said Garcia’s 16-year-old son, Malcolm, clarifying that his father usually changes the channel after Lepucki finishes her weather report on Rockford CBS affiliate WIFR. “He doesn’t really know any of the other anchors, but he definitely knows Susanne. He’s followed her from the 5 o’clock spot to the 6 o’clock. Apparently, she almost changed networks over a contract dispute last year, but it’s been resolved now.” At press time, the elder Garcia asked his son if he had considered applying to Northern Illinois University, noting that Susanne Lepucki earned her master of science degree over there and they evidently have some pretty good programs.

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