Thirty-Eight Dumb Memes To Scroll Through While The World Burns

We’re not saying we think you should sit around while the world is clearly on fire, in fact we think everyone should get up and take action. However, when you need a damn break from all of that for five minutes, we’re here for you with memes.

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Technology - Life without sports

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Coca-cola - Rs Coca "It's just a car bro" Car people

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Isaac Newton demonstrating that going outside is gay (ca. 1670)

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Hand - If your Mam doesn't have a flip case and scrolls with her index finger is she even your ma

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Facial expression - Why the fuck did I have to see this Posted in r/memes by u/LiamSAD 6 reddit

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Hair - When u realize he's right in the argument "ok but why are you yelling"

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Photo caption - Dad showing other dads the ribs they grilled over the weekend

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Cat - Men after 40 in social networks be like

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Arm - When someone is making plans you have no intention of going to, so you add "what time?" For decoration

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Cat - awake but at what cost

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Bovine - DeadlyNightshade @231 Tally How can u eat these precious creatures????? YT: The Focus Group @ManLikeKofi Is this rhetorical or are you looking for recipes??

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Hair - Me: I'm more productive when I work from home. Me working from home: @gaybestfriend I got up. Got a latte. Went to the gym. Got a perm and came home.

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Text - *I'm on the phone with my mother* My friends: 'Pass me that cigarette" "Give me that beer" e123R "Sex noises" 123RF

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Text - TURNTDAVE® @turntdave Studies have shown that it do be like that sometimes.

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Text - T heard you like bad girls. Well I'm bad. At everything. *Winks at you with both eyes*

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Mobile phone - "How hot is it outside?" Balls It's hot as balls Today 5PM 6PM 7P 3PM 4PM

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Text - When you're hittin it from behind and she screams "these cheese-fries are gangsta!" Medium Small Large LOAD SIZE steelmemes10

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Face - Guys with the bar of soap they wash their balls with Girls with their $1,000 face wash

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Joint - Fragile sign: *exists* Delivery drivers: ORY 2155

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Text - say you aren't cute one more freaking time I dare you you're fucking cute deal with it @whole.s.ome

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Animated cartoon - A bad situation Me Is this Time for a joke

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Text - Today I am going to give it my some.

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Text - Checking if the guests have left so you can finally walk out of your room & eat the left over food

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Cat - When I try to make food at 3 am without waking my parents but I drop a spoon on the ground E

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Text - I WAS HAVING A PRETTY DECENT DAY UNTIL I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING I SAID WHEN I WAS 13.

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Text - Dani Balenson @dlbee_ Made the bed, kept cleaning the apartment, realized I hadn't seen the cat for a little bit and found him like this

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Organism - Girl's pockets: Guy's pockets: Girl's handbags:

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Text - me: *checked that the door is locked 3 times* my brain: XDoubt

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Cartoon - English tests in 30 years, “QUESTION 5: What is the meaning of this meme?"

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Cartoon - Tommy @DeathBy_Stereo how i look watching horror movies and true crime documentaries

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Text - TOBI @kvngfhaz Me: *bites into burger* Everything on the opposite end of the burger: TOBIOO @kvngfhaz · 19h Bomboclaat.

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Text - [parents aren't home] expectation: *has huge party* reality: *brings laptop to the living room instead of hiding in my room* MemeCenter.com

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Text - misandryad At work like Customer: why is x so much money Me: instead of asking me, the suffering proletariat ask why we continue to let capitalism do us like this. 5.38 please.

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Cartoon - Entering the perfume section of the mall: Finally getting out of the perfume section: Breathing is fun

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Text - All the knowledge available to humankind Dank Memes me

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Cartoon - me realizing someone was hitting on me 4 years later

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Water - Basic Solution Acidic Solution -75 -50 ニ25

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Text - when you're at the grocery store and see yourself on the security monitor

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Roundup Of Amusing Memes To Fill The Void In Your Heart

With all of the crazy sh*t going on in the world right now, we figured you could use a distraction, and that’s where memes come in. They’re our gift to you. You’re welcome.

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Dog - BEWARE OF THE DOG

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Text - Frank Lotion @702Austin parents: "come here." me: "okay" me to myself: "they know everything. I knew that this would happen. I should have deleted everything" parents: "how do you turn on Netflix?" 10/10/18, 20:42

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Human - Me : i will never spend my money on stupid shit again Also me few minutes later : Ahmed@idmsf IPad

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Cat - This cat lost vision in one eye, but thanks to modern technology advancements, his vision was repaired

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Text - butasparrow: touchmypopsicle: it's kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked the second one was kind of unexpected but no one is disagreeing

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Ceiling - Become a nurse they said, it'll be fun they said.

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Signage - Seventh-Day Adventıst Church THE MOST POWERFUL POSITION IS ON YOUR KNEES

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Text - p One 99 Look at the bottom right corner That's left stupid There you go

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Clothing - When you wear loose boxers

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Text - Kaelyn @kaelyned Fellas, y'all have to try harder than a "you're pretty". The 38 yr old middle eastern men in my DMs have already written 6 poems and promised me all their assets

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Text - I'm not in fighting shape but this will be no problem CHRISTMAS BAZAAR & CRAFT SHOW Fight Children with Diabetes Fundraiser Sunday December 1" 10am-4pm at Royal Canada Legion 3850 Lakeshore Blvd. West Visit Santa Claus From 12pm - 1:30pm

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Door - Opportunity was seen and taken. Kudos to you, door installer.

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Rock - When your "cheat meal" becomes a "cheat life"

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Product - Employer: Says here you got all C's in high school Me: I identify as an A student Employer: That's not how this works IG: TheFunnyIntrovert

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Font - 2h 3m Member Lol 2h 3m "Co-leader Deven I know you're in the hospital and we're praying For you but you need to attack in the war

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Text - Me trying to flirt Hey Hey how are you? Good, how are you doing? Good thanks and you? Good and you? Good thanks Good

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Text - meh @bonehugsnirony me: [having a normal conversation but also wondering if bees consider us thieves or business associates]

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Text - I'm sorry but l've been laughing at this for ten minutes Hannah Dreier O @hannahdreier Venezuela's president, already mocked for gaining weight amid a hunger crisis, pulls out an empanada from his desk during a live TV address.

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Scuba diving - When you find out approximately 95% of all ocean critters remain undiscovered. Alright then, keep your sea crits.

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Face - I DONT KNOW I NEVER CHEATED ON YOU I LOVE YOU BABE I didn't mean to send that

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Text - I want to name my daughter mayonnaise and shorten it to May. May isn't short for anything so no one will ever ask what her full name is but she'll constantly live with the knowledge that she's named after a condiment. 9:03p earthdad: I'm dating a supervillian

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Text - 8:32 PM Google How to get flexible in 5 minutes X 8:43 PM Google How to fix a pulled muscle in 5 minutes x

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Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland This morning, on a whim, I decided to change my toaster setting from 3 to 4. Welcome to the new me, thanks for following my journey.

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Text - I guess the question I have for people who love LaCroix is have you tried any other beverages

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Motor vehicle - Friend: "u can't just spend ur time doing hecking sick razr tricks" Me: "skrrt skrrt MF"

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Hair - friend: "are you good?" me, after 4 vodka cranberries, appearing from the bathroom where I knocked over the toiletries and took five drunk selfies: @joeykerbz

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Text - When you ask her how her day was and she actually tells you

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Text - slutty satanistTM @_garbage_girl_ if i die and come back as a hillbilly is that called reintarnation

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Text - Congratulations Tu Youyou on winning the Nobel prize in Medicine. And also for being the most confusing person to sing happy birthday to.

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Cartoon - Thoughts? R @rvkhsvr when i'm having a convo past 1AM and the other person takes longer than 3 seconds to reply

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Transport - "You'll probably cancel last minute" Me: TRỤ TRUUUU 123RF® 123RF P123RF®

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Tumblr Thread: Brother Learns Not To Antagonize The Chef

This quick Tumblr thread highlights the importance of being nice to the person responsible for preparing the food. Bro learned a quick and humbling lesson. Even then, he was still able to get some of that good old homemade pasta. Lucky dude. Also, totally ready for some pasta now. 

This quick Tumblr thread highlights the importance of being nice to the person responsible for preparing the food. Bro learned a quick and humbling lesson. Even then, he was still able to get some of that good old homemade pasta. Lucky dude. Also, totally ready for some pasta now. 

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Text - marisatomay my brother has been criticizing me all day and he told me if i wasn't happy i could go somewhere else so i wouldn't ruin everyone else's dinner so i took the massive bowl of pasta + special sauce i spent the last 2 hours making from scratch for the whole family and i left marisatomay it really is incredibly bold to mercilessly criticize the person who is not only making your dinner but also holding a knife

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Text - marisatomay I sequestered myself in the other side of the house and ate my family-sized pasta from a mixing bowl using a serving spoon in the dark because the sun went down in the 2+ hours I spent stewing and I was too stubborn to turn on a light marisatomay the only person I shared my pasta with was my dad who on a conference call at the time and didn't just stand there and watch my brother be an asshole like the rest of my family and since he came to me in my sanctuary with his bowl and

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Text - marisatomay sometimes you're an adult who has been quarantined with your parents, younger siblings, grandfather, and dog for the last 2 months because of a global pandemic and some nights you just have to take your pasta and Leave because you are an adult who knows when to tap the fuck out rivkahstudies OP thank you not only for the amazing image of you eating pasta in the dark and your father kindly pleading for your mercy but also a wonderful example of when to set firm boundaries and p

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Tumblr Thread: Humans are Too Strong for Their Own Good

It’s kinda scary, kinda thrilling and makes you kind of proud to think that in some cases, your body can be literally too strong to keep itself together. Tumblr spends a lot of time on the weird sci-fi-ness  of human physiology, which results in interesting threads like these Tumblr users exploring humans as space orcs or this Tumblr thread about aliens being defeated by earth’s wildlife.

It’s kinda scary, kinda thrilling and makes you kind of proud to think that in some cases, your body can be literally too strong to keep itself together. Tumblr spends a lot of time on the weird sci-fi-ness  of human physiology, which results in interesting threads like these Tumblr users exploring humans as space orcs or this Tumblr thread about aliens being defeated by earth’s wildlife.

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Text - not-a-bot-i-swear Just so you guys know. Hysterical strength is basically your body not holding back and going %100 though there is a great danger of you hurting yourself or breaking something since your ignoring pain and going %100. There was a case where a kid deadlifted a car to save a sibling but,cracked 8 of his teeth during it because he was clenching his jaw so hard. So whilst you can lift a car or fight off polar bears. Your probably going to break something. Because most of the t

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Text - karenhealey STOP GIVING THE ALIENS REASONS NOT TO VISIT. salamencerobot @celestial-naiad the whole one million percent smash was actually hysterical strength, according to horikoshi. on an unrelated note, did you know that if all the muscles in your back clenched at once your spine would shatter? have fun! celestial-naiad Thats a horrifying and empowering thought at the same time. silent-calling Also: when you are sufficiently electrocuted and "thrown back" what is actually happening is y

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Text - jadensilver This is the same stuff that stops you from biting off your own fingers and whatnot. Our brains just say 'no, don't,' whenever we try to do some dumbass shit, until we reach the point where it's either do the dumbass shit or die/watch someone else die. I think it's really cool though that we can shut off this function for others than ourselves. It shows a lot how we truly are social creatures at our core, that we don't just do this when it's our own body that might die, but for

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Text - This also means that anybody with a magical super-healing power would essentially get super strength out of the mix for free if they could get past the psychological limitations. That's probably what makes vampires so strong; they don't actually put out any more force than a normal human but they repair any damage they take in the process almost instantly. adhd-ruby-rose @krunchy-tuna why would you hide this hilarious comment in the tags #the human body will auto-yeet under the right cond

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Tumblr Thread: Game Warden Who Let Poachers Reel Him Up In Scuba Gear

There’s taking your job seriously and then there’s laying in wait underwater so you can grab ahold of a an illegal fishing line, get reeled in and scare the crap out of poachers. For some other weird history, here’s the very fast story of the first soldier to take way too many military grade amphetamines.

There’s taking your job seriously and then there’s laying in wait underwater so you can grab ahold of a an illegal fishing line, get reeled in and scare the crap out of poachers. For some other weird history, here’s the very fast story of the first soldier to take way too many military grade amphetamines.

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Facial expression - Terry Grosz was a fish and game warden that caught illegal fishers by waiting in the Eel river in a wetsuit and reeled himself in when the fisherman cast out their lines. After writing citations and confiscating their fishing rods, he went back into the river and swam away. Ultrafacts.tumblr.com

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Text - ULTRA ultrafacts Source: [x] Follow Ultrafacts for more facts! theawesomeadventurer okay but this is a power move above any other hoseph-christiansen It gets even better, because he was doing all of this on a pitch black night. This dude swam towards a lure, slapped at it with his glove, and when it got caught; he let himself float and tugged on the line so the fisherman thought he had hooked a 100+ pound salmon. Once he was finally up to the shore, he turned a flashlight on in the guy's

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Text - At this point, the guy who had reeled him in had literally fallen over in shock, and the other people with him were scared shitless. The warden whipped some citations out of a plastic bag in his wetsuit, made the trespassers sign them, asked if they had any questions, and then gathered all of their fishing gear. And he just. Walked back into the river. And quietly swam away, without another word. This man is a legend. do-you-have-a-flag warden coming out of his river to shame fishermankin

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Star Trek Memes & Tumblr Gems For All The Trekkies On The Holodeck

We’re not sci-fi purists here. We believe it’s possible to be fans of both the Star Trek and Star Wars universes as controversial as that may sound. But today we’re unapologetic in our decision to dedicate this gallery to the under-represented Star Trek memes that the internet (especially Tumblr) has to offer. So sit back, enjoy the shitposts, and live long and prosper.

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Text - forever-chekov S pining-pike [BEEPING] moonbeamtea starfleet uniform men's catalogue photo SASS TREY textsfromtheenterprisecrew Starfleet's Next Top Model Source: boobwindowkirk

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Human - I SUGGEST THAT YOU DO NOT TOUCH IT.

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Poster - Bones, what are you doing tomorrow? Having my day ruined with what you're about to ask me to do. trektags: # a day in the life of leonard mccoy (tags via earhattery)

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Text - CAPTAW'S LOG STARDATE:SPACE SOMETHING OR SOMEONE HAS BEEN PLAYING IMMATURE PRACTICAL JOKES ON THE CREW AND MYSELF. OUR UNIFORMS WERE EVEN DEFILED. THIS ISNT FUNNY! THAT'S KIND Of FUNNY kIRk Is A I SPOCK IS A Cock JERK THAT'S CRUEL WHAT IS A TEMPURA A DEEP FRIED JAPANE SE DISH UHURA IS A TEMARN How WOULD YOU KNOW? MccoY IS A COAL MINER HE HAS IDENTITY ISSUES ADOCTI3

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Facial expression - 2 bestdamnavocados Do you know what you get when you feed a tribble too much? Afat tribble. swiggityswurban: #MEANWHILE SPOCK IS LIKE #THIS IS THE MOST LOGICAL THING HE'S EVER SAID Source: thedeadviper #GOD look at these nerds #tos trek

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Font - ding-dong-u-are-wrong Someone who hasn't watch Star Trek, please explain this picture larrycanaryoh Mr. Spock is not impressed by The Wiggles Source: ding-dong-u-ar. 28,947 notes

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Forehead - Syveden: svveden: what do you call a sphere full of idiots earth

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Face - #cfine 1,917 notes hobbitlockedintheimpalardis E th.. god im so hot CR

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Room - WARP FACTOR 8...NOW.

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Cartoon - CAPTAIN'S LOG STARDATE: TME TO BOLDLY Go To SAUE THE CREW FROM A SPIRIT THAT FEEDS off FEAR, I HAD DOCTOR MCCOY DRUG EVERYONE BUT SPock AND MYSELF TO RELAX THEM, THEY ARE VERY HIGH SIR, COMMUNICATIONS ARE DOWN | DONT THINK I CAN TAKE MUCH MORE, SPOCK. INDEED, CAPTAIN. I TOTALLY FEEL YOu. FOR THE LAST TIME, LIEUTENANT, MCCOY ISNT A FREQUENCY. (OH GOD, YOU'RE DRUGGED Too SHALL WE PLAY SPACE CHESS? MR.CHEKOV, GET DOWN I CONQUERED ZIS LAND FOR MOTHER RUSSIA O I1 I WILL BE THE BOARD HE TOOK

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Photo caption - WHAT DID YOUR INVESTIGATIONS REVEAL ABOUT THE EXPLOSION? IT WAS A BOMB. dimbosama: spicyshimmy: LAW AND ORDER: SPECIAL KLINGON UNIT, these are their stories In the Klingon justice system, the people are represented by two separate but equally important groups; General Chang who arrests and prosecutes, and a bunch of guys who bang pointy sticks. These, god help us all, are their stories. (X) #star trek #the best motherfucking thing ever

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Cartoon - meld with me, Sarek. Why? DEHEERKONISNY because l'm mad at You and it goes beyond Speech.

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Photo caption - fivevearmission.net DUDES, SERIOUSLY? WE'RE ALL NERDS HERE.

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Yellow - 50 PEOPLE HAVE DIED. I WANT NO MORE DEATHS. trekghost: Good, uh... good luck with that, Captain. Memecenter.com

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Text - roachpatrol klingons: okay we don't get it vulcan science academy: get what klingons: you vulcans are a bunch of stuffy prisses but you're also tougher, stronger, and smarter than humans in every single way klingons: why do you let them run your federation vulcan science academy: look vulcan science academy: this is a species where if you give them two warp cores they don't do experiments on one and save the other for if the first one blows up vulcan science academy: this is a species whe

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Text - roachpatrol THE ONLY REASON SCOTTY IS CHIEF ENGINEER INSTEAD OF SOMEONE FROM A SPECIES WITH A HIGHER TECHNOLOGICAL APTITUDE IS BECAUSE EVERYONE FROM THOSE SPECIES TOOK ONE LOOK AT THE ENTERPRISE'S ENGINE ROOM AND RAN AWAY SCREAMING roachpatrol vulcan science academy: why do you need another warp core humans: we're going to plug two of them together and see if we go twice as fast vsa: last time we gave you a warp core you threw it into a sun to see if the sun would go twice as fast humans:

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Text - spicyshimmy girls don't like boys girls like the starship enterprise remylaforgewilbury guess boys can come clean then. They like the Starship Enterprise as well. Let's stop pursuing each other, and instead pursue peace and acceptance of all sentient life so that we can boldly go where no one has gone before. melpopenn What if we don't like starship enterprise? What if we don't like space? Space is scary. Life is scary. Life in space is terrifying. I will boldly go hide in a cave with my

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Product - karlcat it is a Scientifically Proven Fact that once a group of people become friends, the tendency to make really foolish decisions skyrockets.. and from this chaos... the Mom FriendTM rises, ready to keep everyone alive, armed with exasperation and common sense in spades bob-belcher If you can't tell, l'm a big fan of complaining.

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Face - in space nobody will hear me complain but that wont stop me. nothing can

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Cartoon - car salesman: this bad boy's backstory can fit so many previously unknown siblings into it

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Text - E spockoandjimjim Kirk: Do you remember that horrible roommate you had back at the academy? Bones: You mean you? Source: incorrect-trekquotes #headcanon 1,761 notes

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Text - idontwant-these A Star Trek idea: A comedy sitcom where instead of a Vulcan on a mostly human ship it is a human on a mostly Vulcan ship hanasheralhaminail All the Vulcans are fiercely protective of the "fragile, illogical, prone-to-danger, smart, reckless little human'. To make the human feel more accepted (as it is only logical) the Vulcans try to include aspects of terran culture in the ship's day-to-day life, failing spectacularly at it. The human loves them even more for it. southern

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Media - mylvias the enterprise senior crew at 100% power the enterprise senior crew at 99% power

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Text - charlemane i think part of the thing about Kirk Drift (the distortion that Kirk's character has undergone in popular culture, from the smart, sensitive, responsible captain of the original series to the reckless, womanizing he-man of pulp parody) is that it's not just a fantasy about being macho it's a fantasy about macho-ness being enough. if Kirk were really the same character as Kirk Drift makes him out to be, he'd be a failure. if he was that willing to jump into action without foreth

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Text - dimir-charmer the thing I love most about Kirk's string of ex lovers across the galaxy is that every time he runs into one he's like "!!!!! How are you!! I missed you so much!! How's your career?? Successful?? l'm so happy for you!! Haha, remember that time we almost got married!! But both of our careers were in the way?? That hasn't changed but l'm still kinda in love with you and l'm happy you're doing well!! Goodbye forever again it's a shame we never got married but I understand!!" gr

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Text - It's like a hole in space. Data, is there any record anywhere of any occurrence even vaguely similar to this? Accessing. Negative, sir. There is no record of any Federation vessel encountering anything remotely like this. Looks like a hole in space. unstoppablyplushjuggernaut KIRK THIS WHY YOU GOTTA FILL OUT THE LOG blue-author I've heard the theory that Kirk's logs just get circulated round headquarters for lulz before being dumped in the circular file as obvious fabrications by someone

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Text - laimant "the millenium falcon would wipe out the enterprise in seconds". the enterprise is just an innocent science class floating thru space. all they wanna do is look at some rocks... kiss an alien. find some space plants.. why would you fight that its not a battleship theyre just nerds. leave them olone tacobelligerent CO07 skelletang A friend of mine saw this and brought up some interesting arguments Okay, I'm gonna have to step in 18:01 Enterprise has beam weaponry and shields and to

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Text - goldenskywalker yorktown: but how did you defeat that huge army?? enterprise crew: Rock n' Roll

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A Hodgepodge Of Memes For All Your Bored Butts

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People - Me leaving a test after only answering the date

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Cartoon - "tHiS iS pRoBabLy gOnNa GeT loST in NeW bUt" You unlocked Clown Outfit

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Cartoon - SCRATCH THE SOFA ALL YOU LIKE, GARFIELD REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY REVERSE REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY STM DANS I-20

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Output device - When your game runs worse with every patch vidya geym deloepr

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Yellow - haters the boys fake laughing to make you smile the one meme you like but no one likes

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Product - me leaving self checkout after scanning the ps5 as a tomato 321Save 448

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Text - Me: *wakes up from a nap* My leg:

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Text - What I look like The music that doing homework I'm listening to

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Joint - Dinosaurs 66 million years ago Dinosaurs now yeah that's a shooting star Ima make a wish and be immortal

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Text - Date: I love car chase action scenes Me, a fruit stand vendor: I think we're done here

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Text - O PayPal 08:46 PM Hi! I'm PayPal's virtual agent. To get started, simply ask me a question. I am still learning, so if I can't help you I'll direct you to additional resources. BP Brady Pettit 08:47 PM I got scammed O PayPal 08:47 PM Great!

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Bird - m@thew @TweetPotato314 i saw this documentary seven years ago andi think about this line every day Traduire le Tweet All penguins have criminal tendencies,

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Cartoon - me at 9pm: got a big day tomorrow better go to sleep me at 4am:

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Cartoon - Medieval Nyan Cat:

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Photo caption - CHEAP TOILET PAPER MY FINGER imgflip.com

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Sky - The teachers copy What you get

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Tiger - N officialunitedstates FACT OF THE DAY: zebras' stripes are not always black and white. sometimes they are black and orange throwing-lego this is a giraffe

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Helmet - When you're playing a game and start skipping dialogue and cutscenes I do not know who I am.. I don't know why I'm here All I know is that I must kill

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Text - sketchfilledpaper Wasn't iCarly that guy with the wax wings that flew into the sun and fucking got rest because same sketchfilledpaper I just realized my phone corrected Icarus to iCarly because I type iCarly more than Icarus okay thanks pumpkinspicednp I thought this was just a god tier shitpost

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C-3po - BOTS IN SHOOTER GAMES ВOTS IN CHESS

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Felidae - Humans 100,000 years ago Humans today GAG me humgry me hunt mammoth why food delivery slow

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Cartoon - You have more air than chips! Well I learned it from you bitch! Doritos Party Size! Lays Classic Family Size! Pringle What's air?

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Comics - Look at my head f those kids could see they'd be very upset u/master_jbt

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Cartoon - WOAHAAHAHAH.jpg 171 KB JPG "AAAAAAAAAAAAA WTF ITS COMING RIGHT AT US"

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Text - shittymoviedetails In the subversive masterpiece Avengers: Endgame (2019), directors Anthony and Joe Russo made the bold artistic choice to film scenes with a camera, which is why you can see things on the screen. micolashes this is how marvel fans talk about the movies

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Auto part - 2015 Now UBISOFT UBISOFT we made a realistic tactical shooter game based on real operations please play wamai i beg you

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White - You left the seat up! Did you hear me just fall in? Boomers Millennials Gen Z Yes! I came to flush! FEZE Gen X k I HATE MY LIFE Gen X ZE WHS k Gen X WH FEZE k CONSUME

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Natural environment - This is what we've come too feel bad for Class of 2020 Stapleton @mbluvmu This look like a funeral

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Cartoon - SODA THAT MAKES YOU STARE AT Cute PEOPLE Snitro.uwu

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Sports - A Sign God MIT my dumb ass 6bc

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Font - Drinks available: Sprite Diet Coke THE VOID Diet Coke Sprite PUSH PUSH PUSH

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Face - When you plan something then one of your friends backs out and the other ends up backing out too because he doesn't want to be alone with you

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Cartoon - USHRO

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Uniform - Discord roles: *exist* Admins of servers:

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Text - your insecurities put 'em in the bag Yesterday at 10:49 AM please, its all I have left

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Cartoon - GOOD MORNING, PUPILS! A GOOD MORRRRRNING, MISS IRIS! BCDE FGHIJK La LMNOPA Sigrun.be

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People - Met Me Me Me Me

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Photo caption - eniffstuft SAMUEL ALAN JACKSON COUNTRY MUSIC, MOTHERF****R DO YOU SING IT? PARENTAL ADVISORY EXPLICIT CONTENT

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Cartoon - EVERY TIME A LITTLE PART OF MY SOUL DIES I TRY TO MAKE A JOKE ABOUT IT.

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Cartoon - when you politely hold the door open for a girl and don't get sucked off on the spot The nerve of some people

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Text - The Greeks: Invent the alphabet so that no one has to use confusing symbols Modern Humans: Greeks: Y Shame

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Dog - Finally a political movement we can all get behind THOR MICHAELSON SAYS NO TO VACUUMS They're loud and they freak him out. Langn af e

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Text - When the math teacher pulls out the AK-47 and says "now let's get down to subtracting"

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Twenty-Eight Avatar Memes In Honor Of The Cult Classic Show

We recently brought you a gallery of Avatar: The Last Airbender content, but since this show is so damn popular, we’re bringing you even more. Scroll down to see, and then click here for a past roundup of Avatar memes!

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Photo caption - *Zuko getting crowned firelord* Ba Sing Se citizens: That's Lee from the tea shop!!!!

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Cartoon - 40 year old dwarf You're just a child. 40 year old elf Well, you're just a teenager.

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Adaptation - 3ensei @seupo thinking bout the turtle duck from avatar

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Cartoon - I know you're not supposed to cry over spilled tea, but... [sniffles] It's just so sad!

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Cartoon - FUCKERS STOLE APPA CANT HAVE SHIT IN DETROIT

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Cartoon - me watching avatar the last ajrbender in 2020 me watching avatar the last airbender when i was a kid

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Cartoon - SCREEN RANT TL4DR Why Legend of Korra Is BETTER Than Avatar: The Last Airbender Avatar: The Last Airbender may be the original animated series, but its sequel The Legend of Korra was the overall better show. BY LAURA POTIER MAY 24, 2020 AMADUNG WAKE-INATOR You're not just wrong, youre stupid imgip.com

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Kung fu - Kings in chess: Kings in video games:

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Cartoon - Air Bender Fire BenderEartheder

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Landscape - Toph helping everyone find the library:

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Canidae - AVATARS THEN AVATARS NOw "TM GOING TO USE THE AVATAR STTE BECAUSE I CANT BEATA CHILD AT A CAME OF AIR SCOOTER HAHA BRRRRRA "FIRE LORD OZA. YOU AND YOUR FOREFATHERS HAVE DEVASTATED THE BALANCE OF THIS WORLD. NOW, You SHALL PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE

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Cartoon - stan WHEN YOU FOUND OUT MARK HAMILL IS THE VOICE OF FIRE LORD OZAI

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Cartoon - A German soldier and British soldier confronting eachother in World War 1 like Youre just a child. Well, you're just a teenager.

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Text - Joo Dee Updates @hoelixir Everyone is safe here. Matt Anderton @matttanderton · 1d Ba Sing Se has reported ZERO cases of the coronavirus. This is the kind of leadership we need. 3:24 AM · 26 May 20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Cartoon - @sweaty_drangus Netflix is continuing Avatar [CHEERING] it's live-action [GROANING1 but the original creators, writers, and composer are on-board ALL RIGHT. OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

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Cartoon - Uncle troh Fans his warcrimes

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Cartoon - The armor ve The armor that I want to wear has good stats Vs

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Text - Poor Toph. She must be so scared. Why don't you come up here sol oan smack that grin off of your face! theverysarcasticscientist best transition in the history of tv

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Screenshot - I am the greatest Earthbender in the world! And don't you two dunderheads ever forget it! #a badass down-sizing-redux Never forget the time Toph Beifong was the first person ever to bend a material previously believed to be unbendable and she did it out of pure spite. carolines-dumpster She only said dunderheads bc Nickelodeon wouldn't let her say dipshits Source: fireladyazula

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Text - AVATAR Avatar Kyoshi I need your help. I need to kill the firelord but I can't. You think your life is hard? I wear size 13 nikes I'm just gonna ask Kuru- MEN'S THIRTEEN NIKES.

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Animated cartoon - Remember when Avatar: The Last Airbender predicted their 2010 film

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Cartoon - Ok, I'm a man A grown-ass man I can do this AVATAR THE COMPLETE F0OK 3 COLECTION

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Human - Parent: It's just a cartoon, there is no reason to be scared. The Cartoon:

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Cartoon - Aang: as an airbender i am committed to peace and preserving all life as precious and sacred Appa: DIE BITCH AVATAR SPIRIT AVATAR SPIRIT NET

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Forty-Three Random Memes To Give Your Brain A Boost

Sometimes you just need a little dumb humor as a distraction from life. If now is one of those times for you, then you’re in luck, because we put together this whole gallery of dumb memes for you!

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Food - SHARE IF YOU LOVE PIZZA OR BONDAGE BDSM, ETISH

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Water resources - GO AHEAD GET IN THE POND SINCE YOU WANNA ACT LIKE A SILLY GOOSE

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Cat - Men after 40 in social networks be like

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Text - Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank... The rabbit says, I think I might be a type o.

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Text - Me talking to the sink full of dirty dishes every night I'm going to bed. Fuck the lot of you.

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Floor - How to keep the cat downstairs

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Text - I cant remember how to write 1,1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman Numerals IM LIVID

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Adaptation - "I know I've been an asshole most of my life, but I need your help"

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Food - I'm not saying the punctuation is wrong. I am saying I HOPE it is wrong. OH! OH! BOY BOY SYRUP SYRUP ORL 0Z TBAL OZ) 1.183

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Bird - Me secretly turned on Vampires talking about how they could kill me

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Text - Fus Ro Dah is just yeet in dragon

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Jacket - 2019 2018 2017 2020

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Text - sluttypuffin @sluttypuffin Yeah, I'm living the DREAM: D ead inside Reconsidering my career E ating everything A complete mess Mentally unstable

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Text - When somebody asks me 'hows life going' LEARNABOUT GARAGES IT'S TOTALLY FUCKING FUCKED MATE, BIG TIME' A LADYBIRD BOOK theragingalcoholic fTatrwar

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Hair - How can you make jokes at a time like this? It's a defense mechanism.

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Facial expression - You know what I love about boys? Their girlfriends.

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Photo caption - When you dig through your grandma's old toys for an hour just to find a little dude who looks like a meme @DarthStefawn It ain't much, but it's honest work

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Text - I'll remember what this code does after all, I wrote it myself and it's unlikely anyone else will work on it I don't need to leave comments.

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Food - When Spotify tries to make me a Daily Mix

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Text - a lost fish @grumbist im VERY laid back. i only care about 2 things: every person on earth & their opinion of me the crushing psychological weight of being alive

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World - Argentina Are'ntgentina

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Recreation - When you've never ran a day in your life but there's no way you're missing a chance to get away from the wife & kids for 30 mins MGS

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Cartoon - The good thing about having a social life like mine is that you don't even notice that you are in quarantine

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Text - A spookyearp people at work: wow, you are always in such a good mood, how do you do that? me, an actually cranky, apathetic, trainwreck human: it's called manners, susan. gingerkyuketsuki "do not mistake composure for ease"

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Chicken - sorry my mom said no

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Horse - Thank God 2019 is finally over 2020 МЕ Come here! 2020 2020 ME ME

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Text - bird cop: we found two victims, bludgeoned to death bird detective: any murder weapon found? bird cop: just one stone bird detective: *lowers shades* my god

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Text - Jakhari Carroll LIFT IS @jakharicarroll "You up?" Me thinking about am l up or not: a Jsdr 1 @DarJuste · 6d Bomboclaat Show this thread 10:11 PM · 3/21/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Here I sit broken hearted Tried to shit, but only farted Then one day I took a chanu Triet to fart, but shit my pants Posted in r/blursedimages by u/TagamiT O reddit

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Cartoon - When the sun hits your laptop screen just right

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Text - darjeelingandcoke-deactivated20 An ancient Greek walks into his tailor's shop with a pair of torn pants. "Euripides?" says the tailor. "Yeah, Eumenides?" replies the man. thiswillonlyhurtalittle This is so awful. It must go on to infect others.

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Terrestrial animal - YOu deserve s heppiness!

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Tent - what can make a man run away like this ???? Maik Kho Jai E @mikegbaines It's not run, it's ran. Because it's past tents.

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Eighteen Tumblr Posts Chock-Full Of Clever Humor

We love Tumblr for its clever antics. It may be an incredibly strange place, but you can pretty much always bet that you’re going to find something entertaining. That’s why we decided to gather up these 18 Tumblr posts for you. Want even more Tumblr content? Click here!

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Text - justhere4coffee When people call you a "snowflake" just remember they're quoting Fight Club, a satire written by a gay man about how male fragility causes men to destroy themselves, resent society, and become radicalized, and that Tyler Durden isn't the hero but a personification of the main character's mental illness, and that his "snowflake" speech is a dig at how fascists use dehumanizing language to breed loyalty from insecure people. So basically people who say "snowflake" as an insu

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Cartoon - bryko-deactivated20170127 NICKELODEON watch his hair blatantly intersect with the lockers radiant-array my college animation professor worked on jimmy neutron and he was just like "listen yeah we knew and we just didn't have the time or money to care". the power would go out at the studio at least once a week and they would just have to leave until it came on the next day. jimmy neutron's production team saw some shit sealand-gov I had a guest speaker come to my class that worked on Ji

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Text - writing-prompt-s Your church-going, God-worshipping sister adopted a small child and you're excited to see them. But when you do, the child is a menace. They're throwing things everywhere, setting furniture on fire with seemingly nothing, chanting in Latin to summon demons, but the weirdest thing is that your sister doesn't seem to mind. mababees "You literally adopted the antichrist, Anne. What the fuck." "Yeah, I knew when I saw him at the orphanage. I figured if the kid had some decent

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Vehicle - fucking-meatball: xekstrin: A new religious statue in the town of Davidson, N.C., is unlike anything you might see in church. The statue depicts Jesus as a vagrant sleeping on a park bench. St. Alban's Episcopal Church installed the homeless Jesus statue on its property in the middle of an upscale neighborhood filled with well- kept townhomes. Jesus is huddled under a blanket with his face and hands obscured, only the crucifixion wounds on his uncovered feet give him away. The reaction

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Text - Imagine a fae who is just so mad about the idea of lying, like, I have spent a thousand years studying the subtle arts of deceit, weaving my spells of glamour and misdirection, and you, human, can just stand there and say things that aren't true harshwhimsies "So yeah, I'm, uh, bright purple." "But you're not! That's not even plausible! How can you just - you are not even puce. Fine. Fine. Another one." "Are you sure? You seem pretty mad." "I assure you I am wholly and terribly sane." "He

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Text - ace-nyctophyle any noun can become a verb if you don't care enough yupokaysuremhm This point is invalid unless you use an example in your sentence ace-nyctophyle I CAN SENTENCE HOW I WANT THANK yupokaysuremhm BEAUTIFUL mysterytinyfox you see thats why i love english ailithnight I like to velociraptor around my house at 2 in the morning. ace-nyctophyle GOOD not-to-be-a-tea-but-brit My headache makes me want to clothesline into a wall enquires-state-building why do these make some semblance

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Text - just-shower-thoughts How can your body replicate the feeling of falling from high altitudes in a nightmare if you've never fallen like that before? I don't know But I don't like this

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Text - rainbow-femme If society collapses and we gotta start living back in tiny tribal societies everybody's gotta make sure when you start making those stories that get passed down through the ages that you include some ghibli movies in there. I want future archeologists to find multiple societies around the world worshiping chihiro the dragon rider goddess and howl the trickster god. We got one chance if it happens so don't fuck it up dollarforthewolfman I can't tell if we're handling the col

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Cartoon - cassjaytuck: bromancer: look at this and just try and tell me that all three of these women don't look exactly the same. try and tell me that Disney isn't lazy when it comes to creating women. wow two sisters and their mom you're right why on earth would they look the same

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Text - consterfus Me: *doesnt connect emotionally or socially with my peers* Adults: O O Look at you!! you're so mature for your age Such an old soul!!! OAOA Ohmy goodness a truly GIFTED child AAOA suchaflurryflurry Me, now an adult: *has no idea how to navigate social relationships which are needed for things like jobs* Older adults: Why are you so immature?

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Text - fartgallery me: you know that according to schrödinger, anything you put in a box is both dead AND alive everyone at the funeral: *nervously stares at coffin* physticuffs schrödinger would have hated this interpretation of his work and i am HERE for it cipheramnesia He might be rolling over in his grave. Or not. Source: fartgallery

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Cat - what I see vs. what the cat sees before I pet it retroactivebakeries #they associate this stance with love

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Text - vangoghismyboyfriend: until i was like 12 i was vegan bc my parents were too and one time in like my fifth grade science class we had to draw pictures of carnivores, omnivores, herbivores, etc and like 5 kids drew a picture of me for herbivore and that was the moment i realized i hated public school

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Text - tilthat TIL that in 2002, a researcher found that the average 8-year-old British child could identify 80% of Pokémon, but only 50% of common wildlife species via reddit.com sirobvious Common wildlife species don't normally yell their names at you

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Text - "I also think it's weird in movies, when someone has amnesia, and they wake up in the hospital, a lot of times surrounded by friends and family, but when they open their eyes they go WHO ARE YOU?!' because that's not how you act when you don't recognize somebody. That's very rude. It would be chaos out there if every time you saw someone you didn't recognize you went 'WHO ARE YOU?!"'. I always try to be really polite in life, so if I had amnesia, you'd never know it! I'd wake up and they'

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Text - Caroline @WearyWithToil My dad whistles a specific melody when he comes to refill the bird feeders. The birds have started singing it when they're empty. 11:11 AM · 17 May 18 this bitch empty, TWEET cedarspiced any time my aunt whistles walk like an egyptian the murder of wild crows she's adopted shows up

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Text - wizardtwins i think its funny that after you give blood, they keep calling you every once in a while to ask if you want to give more blood and i get it, blood is important and in short supply, but it just seems like hey... we heard you made more blood. can you... can you give us that new blood? that sweet sweet fresh blood? its been a while, jacob. we know you have it. we know you have the blood jacob hexmaniacmareen You are so full of blood jacob now youre just being selfish

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Twenty-Seven Humorous Gems From ‘Pukicho’ The Tumblr God

Urban Dictionary sums up the novelty Tumblr account Pukicho as “A spiteful god who has come down to our world in the form of a plushie pikachu and harnessed the power of Tumblr in order to twist our feeble mortal minds into submission with his words of wisdom.” 

Honestly, it’s a pretty accurate description and we’ll just let the following posts do the rest of the talking. Enjoy!

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Text - pukicho Feeling slothful today my friend atticusbinkleton then Snooze pukicho Worry not, I am also gluttonous, and highly wrathful csuswins Are you trying to hit all 7 before dinner? * pukicho UH OH HERE COMES LUST Source: pukicho

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Text - pukicho Still dont know how to spell spagetti without autocorrect prettypianoprincess Wheres the h pukicho An H ????

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Text - pukicho Hope everyone is well today ! pukicho And tomorrow !!!! pukicho After that you're on your own #text #q

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Text - pukicho I think we should make it illegal to be mean to me whos with me empress-ereve-fucks-to-live Not me pukicho In my new world you'd be put to death for such indiscretions Fonte: pukicho 3.116 notas

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Text - * pukicho No face was a weird ass character man what was his deal? ate a frog, barfed and then lived with an old lady for the rest of the movie? shit, okay. Su siriuszstar Wasn't no face symbolic of something or another pukicho Yeah, symbolic of me every sunday night Source: pukicho 2.011 notes

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Text - pukicho 5 chronovesper anticapitilizationbureau asked How would you die in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? pukicho Bullet to the head chronovesper By an Oompa Loompa or Mr. Wonka? pukicho Charlie Source: pukicho 1,155 notes A

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Text - pukicho Remember to drink water babes i-like-pans7 No pukicho Then become the dirt I walk on. Source: pukicho 2,417 notes A

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Text - pukicho Sorry, but if your name's Brian, I already know exactly what you look like lackluster-friend-next-door Does this post include people named Bryan? pukicho We don't speak of them

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Text - sixsaddeddice said Are you gonna see Detective Pikachu? pukicho I hate seth rogan and I like ryan reynolds so ll probably go see it! pukicho theeternalponderer Why is Seth Rogen relevant? He's not sweetcuttlefish Then why did you mention him???? pukicho I just don't like him that much. Conversations can be about more than one thing.

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Text - pukicho Me: *sloshes into the room slimily and boogishly* teathattast don't like that pukicho *sloshes boogishly towards you at immense speeds* naughty-chicken-butt I can hear this post but l've never heard those sounds. 2,888 notes

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Text - pukicho E pukicho I saw a spider in my room today so I fumigated the whole place. It smells like peppermint and bug spray in here, my mouth is numb but I know that spider ain't doing much better pukicho floralgoblin I have a spider in my room. I've named him Lewis. You coexist with them, you are like an angel, beautiful and kind - and here I am: ready to die if it means I canny see those leggy coonts again 1.093 Anmerkungen

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Text - * pukicho I ain't going for the 'best post ever' vibe I'm going for the "its 4am and this is literally the only post that has popped up on my feed in 30 minutes so l might as well reblog it" vibe that-dork-you-followed You've failed at both pukicho I am going to liquidate all of my assets and use the money to hire hitmen to slap you daily for the rest of your life.

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Text - pukicho Неу pukicho everyone's bones are wet hey-now-youre-a-porn-star why would you say this pukicho No one said hi back Source: pukicho

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Text - pukicho * evangelion-analyst Follow pukicho Smooth jazz is kinda funny evangelion-analyst Why? pukicho Because I said so Source: pukicho 1,444 notes

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Text - pukicho Anonymous said When's your bedtime :) pukicho Whenever I next collapse is purely up to the gods 98,698 notes A

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Text - * pukicho Kids are just like "ppptppptppthhptpppthh" until one day they're like "oh shit I can think" and then it's all downhill from there definitlynotanalien-ipromise The greatest mistake anyone ever made was letting me develop sentience

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Text - S pukicho ... If your wizard OC doesn't have a huge motherfucker hat and gold stars and a dope ass purple cloak then fuck you I cast spell be more whimsical or die on you british-tea-drinking-slut I had an aneurysm trying to read this, please use comers pukicho no fuck you enjoy confusion pukicho wait what the FUCK is a comer Source: pukicho 5,296 notes

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Text - pukicho People with Ochaco icons are trustworthy pukicho Here since it's bound to happen I drew this before hand: BASTARD27: GIVE MB Yer CREDIT CARD # bastard27 GIVE ME your CREDIT CARD # pukicho Who's the motherfucker who left the 'Bastard27' URL wide open?

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Text - pukicho My etsy page consists of (1) cursed doll found in the forest and nothing more soviet-seal-husbandos Do you know what curse it is? Curse that makes you sell it on etsy togepipi oh sweet find ill go check it out togepipi My etsy page consists of (1) cursed doll found in the forest and nothing more Source: pukicho

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Text - pukicho What are YOUR resolutions for the new year? pyrexiabog 1080p pukicho Back to Hell with you 3,039 notes A

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Tumblr Thread: A Deep Look At The Incredibles

Man, Tumblr does it again with just the kind of thread that leaves us speechless. As far as Tumblr taking us down rabbit holes goes, this one takes the cake. We get to see a deeply enjoyable analysis on a movie, “The Incredibles“, that so many of us love. There’s just no school like the old school. 

Man, Tumblr does it again with just the kind of thread that leaves us speechless. As far as Tumblr taking us down rabbit holes goes, this one takes the cake. We get to see a deeply enjoyable analysis on a movie, “The Incredibles“, that so many of us love. There’s just no school like the old school. 

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Text - silverhawk honestly tho that scene in the incredibles where mr. incredible sees the names of all the old super heroes that used to be his friends / that he knew from Back in the Day and how every one of them has been killed by syndrome is such a chilling scene for so many reasons like for one, everyone he knew is dead at this point and has been killed on the same island he's at now and two, its heartbreaking bc that means that almost every hero wanted to try out being a hero again despite

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Text - theladyspanishes I think the core of that scene for me is, when you're insane like me and you go through it frame by frame, you can work out that Gazerbeam defeated the omnidroid twice - the only super we have enough information to confirm did so. I always wondered about his body in the cave, how and why he got the password... But it makes sense. This thing goes haywire, gets an upgrade, and goes haywire again? He must have been hella suspicious! So he does what any good superhero would d

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Text - swan2swan Also Gazerbeam probably has X-ray vision-so he not only survived long enough to defeat the Omnidroid, he had the ability to see Syndrome entering the password. animagix101 Holy guacamole! I should pay more attention, I don't think I got any of that stuff! nigga-kun does anyone think about the fact that now mr. incredibles has to live w/ the fact that all his friends getting killed by syndrome could have been avoided if he had just been nicer to syndrome from the beginning

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Text - breefolk-hates-staff ^| was thinking that from the beginning reading this and was shocked it went through so many comments before anyone pointed that out. Syndrome waited until his machine was almost ready to go before asking Bob to come to Nomanisan. He also was surprised to find out that he was married to "Elastigirl", which means he likely built his list and went through everyone else before finally deciding it was time to kill Bob.

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Text - gay-jesus-probably Also, Syndrome literally didn't find Bob until the start of the movie. He found Frozone and was stalking him. If Lucius hadn't hung out with Bob, then Frozone was going to be the next one lured. There's literally a scene of Mirage realizing that the guy in the car with her target is Mr. Incredible. He wasn't going through the list, he was stalking and finding every former Super he could, luring them to the island, and then killing them, for the sake of improving his rob

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Text - and like, let's be real here in the intro Buddy was crossing the line the second he showed up, Mr. Incredible mentioned he'd been very nice to Buddy, via signing a ridiculous amount of autographs and doing pictures and stuff, and that he was not going to risk a childs life as a sidekick (albeit in less words). Buddy literally showed up by breaking into his car, and then stalked him all evening until he was arrested. That's disturbingly obsessive behavior, there's no amount of niceness tha

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Text - kiokushitaka reblogging for the last comment because blaming mr incredible for the deaths of his comrades is honestly such a weird take and i dislike how it's framed as "fact" when it's not. it's syndrome's fault and syndrome's fault alone. full stop. he murdered them because he was selfish, entitled, and obsessed with mr incredible to a fanatical degree.

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Text - andy-the-anon You know what's really great In the beginning when Mr. Incredible says, "Go home, Buddy. I work alone." He's holding up Bomb Voyage In Syndrome's flashback, he's looking down on him, no bad guy in sight Do with that info what you will

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Text - bookish-actor This is such good analysis, but it's also worth mentioning the difference between these two scenes which, supposedly depict the same thing. In the first, Bob is clearly busy, trying to keep his eyes on Bomb Voyage (a fantastic supervillain name!!!), so he is distractedly telling Buddy that he is busy and that he doesn't need help. The lighting is realistic, and although he is CLEARLY fed up with dealing with this obsessive and toxic fan, he keeps an even tone and doesn't sna

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Text - In the flashback, it's a different scenario completely!! The lighting is all focused on Bob as if he's under a spotlight and it is only the two of them. Bob's pose here is also ridiculously condescending. He has his hands on his hips like a superhero and is looking down at Buddy with contempt and scorn. In addition, when he turns to leave, he dismissively waves his hand as if saying "Get out of here." It's also interesting to note Buddy's position here. His arms are extended either in wor

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Text - It's also amazing to me how much Buddy's suit is a reflection of himself. Everything from the black and white color scheme representing his black and white way of thinking, to the huge S because here only thinks of himself. Bob's suit, however, is blue. In addition to being associated with a calming and rational thought process, I think it's also to represent that he's on the side of the police. He's not here for his own glory, he's essentially working as an extension of the police force

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Text - littlewitchlingrowan Also, let's not forget when Bob is catching Bomb Voyage and trying to keep Buddy from yeeting himself towards almost certain death, he's on his way to his own wedding. That makes two things abundantly clear: Bob doesn't have an aversion to working with other people. Remember when he runs into Elastigirl earlier in the day? She reminds him not to "forget", and he promises he won't. They were standing over a thief they ended up accidentally nabbing together, or so we th

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Text - than fine with a partner because he married his. The other is that, Bob is trying to protect Helen. She may be more than capable of handling herself, as she flirtatiously reminds Bob on the rooftop just hours before their nuptials. But the one thing that's priceless to the Supers are their secret identities. With Syndrome following Bob begging to partner with him, it puts Helen in danger. A fanatical fan like that can end up possessive, meaning once Syndrome discovers her, could see her a

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Text - Which leads me to my next point. Blaming Bob for all his friends getting killed is buying directly into Syndrome's revisionist history of Bob "rejecting" him. Remember, if Syndrome hadn't shown up to Mr. Incredible busting Bomb Voyage, none of the ensuing chaos with the bomb on the rocket boots getting dropped on the train tracks and blowing them up, causing Bob to lose Bomb Voyage, then forced to stop a speeding train, resulting in the passengers getting injured, the attempted suicide be

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Text - Hero syndrome This article relies largely or entirely on a single source. Learn more The hero syndrome is a phenomenon affecting people who seek heroism or recognition, usually by creating a situation which they can resolve. This can include unlawful acts, such as arson. The phenomenon has been noted to affect civil servants, such as firefighters, nurses, police officers, security guards and politicians.

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Text - People with hero syndrome generally cause an accident or disaster with the intention of then coming in to render aid, and become the 'hero'. The reasons for this often vary. The perpetrator may be trying to validate their own self-worth, or be seen as brave by others. In this way, hero syndrome is comparable to Munchausen syndrome. For example, an arsonist may start a house on fire so they can rescue the people inside, in an attempt to garner the respect and gratitude of the victims and a

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Text - korben600 A couple of things: - The reason Syndrome found all the other supers first (including Frozone) was because Bob kept getting fired from his jobs, forcing the government to wipe his existence from multiple companies and forcing his family to move each time that happened. He unintentionally saved his family by forcing them to relocate so often. - Two of the biggest differences between the two versions of "go home, Buddy" is the focus, and length. In Mr Incredible's version, "Go Hom

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Text - much more important because those were more important to Mr Incredible (since the first two ended the superhero movement, and the last was his wedding). Buddy, on the other hand, only flashes back to "Go home, Buddy". Which is weird because Buddy almost died later that night from a bomb on his cape, and he almost killed dozens of people on a train by dropping a bomb on them, and because of that, he was indirectly responsible for the death of supers. All three of those things should be muc

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Text - - Also, on a more sobering note, some have brought up how Incredibles 2 seems a step down from Incredibles 1, and while that's arguable, there's some related bits in there l'd like to mention. You know how there were a slew of superhero's in the movie for when they made superhero-ing legal again?

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Text - Notice anything funny about that lineup? Anything at all? Okay, here's a hint then. How many of these heroes were working before heroes got banned? How many of these new heroes are from Mr Incredible's era? Answer: None. Frozone, Elastigirl, and Mr Incredible are the only ones who were active before the ban, or more specifically, were left from those active before the ban. Think about it, Elastigirl was on the news basically continuously, there was a UN declaration on supers, any super le

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Cartoon - And it's not like she and Bob were loners who never interacted with anyone, look at their wedding day, it's packed to the gills with capes (and possibly some secret identities too): So...what happened? Syndrome happened. This isn't just some serial killer picking people at random, Syndrome systematically wiped

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Text - out an entire community of people, arguably, an entire generation of supers, since Violet, Dash, and Jack-Jack seem to be the only kid-supers in existence. That's why Elastigirl is so emotional when she's introduced to these new supers, she thought her people, barring her family and Frozone, were wiped out by Syndrome. And in a way...they were. Nobody's left from her era of superheroics. None of her old friends survived. It's just her, Bob, and Frozone left out of what was once a thriving

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Text - one by one until the population is decimated. The members of the community have to intervene themselves to slow/stop this "syndrome" because the government, which was supposed to protect them, is unaware of, or is blatantly ignoring the crisis until it starts hurting the "normal" community. Because of this "syndrome" th just this gap in this community, where an entire generation is just...missing...with the few survivors having to counsel the new, untouched generation, and helping them ac

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Photo caption - Anyone look familiar? If it's to hard to tell, at least four of the people Syndrome killed were at Bob's wedding. Mr Incredible wasn't watching supers getting killed, he was watching his friends getting killed. People he trusted enough to share his secret identity with people he trusted enough to share his wife's secret identity with. Hell, our poor boy Gazerbeam got a front row seat with Edna and their NSA agent that's usually reserved for family only.

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Text - And that's bad enough, but something else occurred to me, Bob and Helen clearly haven't been keeping in close contact with their superheroic friends, Bob asks Frozone if he's been keeping in contact with Gazerbeam, implying they haven't talked in a while. Additionally, Bob's life, and the superhero community's life, went tits up basically immediately after his wedding night. So if there was any point for them to stop talking with other supers, it'd be then. So what does that mean? It mean

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A Smorgasbord Of Memes For Indulgent Time-Wasting

It is said that variety is the spice of life. If that’s true, our tastes are spicy as hell. And they’re reflected in this big ol’ gallery of random memes. A sprinkle of shitposting here, some relatable memery there. A couple cringey social media statuses, and more than a few hilarious Tumblr posts.This batch ofmemes has got something for everyone, and we put them together just for you. 

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Photo caption - There's no such thing as a perfect name for a firefigh.... Lieutenant Les McBurney Sun Prairie Fire Department GrownMenStuff

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Text - Eddy Elfenbein @EddyElfenbein Maybe we'll have better luck tomorrow which is *checks notes* Friday, the 13th. 4:30 PM · 12 Mar 20 · Twitter Web App 128 Retweets 432 Likes

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Animal figure - Draw a duck and share your art YISSSSSSS IT ME, DUK NOT SNEK

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Organism - Me: why does my back always hurt? Also me: @wilfordbrimly

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Smile - When your card doesn't get picked in Cards Against Humanity It's fucking funny.

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Organism - Callum May @callummay Worst. Burlesque. Ever. 0:27

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Text - isnt it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything & then one hand that just sits there like idk how to hold a pencil

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Canidae - The Wonderful World Dec 24, 2019 at 8:38am ·O To the person who broke into my house last night. I hope you liked my dog!

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Running - Innocent child: *dies* Oompa Loompas:

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Face - nobody: bats when they pee:

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Door - my door handle is missing ?????iiiurm IM HAVING A CRISIS HERE WHERE IS MY DOOR HANDLE It seems ke u cant handle this situation get out. How?

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Text - amazingmars self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void a the-official-nasa May we suggest a Soothing Bath™ instead Source: amazingmars 481,817 notes

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Text - How, your Pokégear is impressive! trevenant Really Gina! My Pokégear is impressive. That is what is impressive. My Pokégear. Gina here thinks that my Pokégear is what is impressive aubrobrewhaha Did you hear that, Lugia, Guardian of the Seas? Gina says my Pokégear is impressive

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Text - as-seenon-tv I love working at joann fabrics today a guy asked me to show him the fake fur and when I did he goes "noooo... this won't do" and part of my job is giving advice for projects so I asked him what he was using it for and he looks down at the floor and quietly says "... I wanna make a yeti costume to scare people with when we go skiing.." weltinator #scooby doo villain

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Text - badjokesbyjeff I was applying for Australian citizenship and the interviewer asked, "Do you have a criminal record?" I said, "No. Is that still required?" andalwaysburning Oh my God. geekandmisandry Jeff, I swear.

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Poster - COMMUNIST JOKES ARENT FUNNY UNLESS. EVERYONE GETS THEM mgip com

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Text - luke o'neil O @lukeoneil47 Be pretty weird if concerts had a real quick football game halfway through

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Text - Terry F @daemonic3 [getting urine test results] You've tested positive for opiates- ME: probably the bagel I had -and THC, cocaine, steroids, and also you're pregnant ME: it was an everything bagel

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Text - ALI @imhungryok_ 1d There's no way EVERYBODY was Kung Foo fighting 102 L7 26.6K 59.6K Easy D-JAnyReason @DJAnyReason @imhungryok_l agree that it seems implausible, but trust me, the math works once you remember to factor in that those kicks were fast as lightning

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Blessing - HELP ME YOU IDIOTS THE ALIENS ARE TAKING ME

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Text - Waterboarding at Guantanamo bay sounds like an awesome time if you don't know what either of those things are

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Cat - OPEN YOUR EYES JACK..STOP PRETENDING YOU ARE MY SHADOW!!

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Text - posted in Just Sew ... O reeling distraught. 24 minutes ago · E What is a suitable punishment for my 14 year old daughter... She used MY FABRIC SCISSORS TO CUT TORTILLA WRAPS .. 93 96 Comments 3m Like Reply Judi Death 3m Like Reply

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Text - I went and asked my teacher why she wrote, "SALSA" on my paper and she told me I got a 59 out of 59. She also mentioned maybe I'm not as smart as she thought I was. Citizenship Athens and F

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Cartoon - Normal people with fever: 8Shit People with coronavirus N O will travel across the land

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Organism - SHARKS! ethelifeofsharks WHAT IS IT WE CAN SMELL FROM A QUARTER OF A NOT TOAST? MILE AWAY? NO. EUGENE, I THINK I'M HAVING A STROKE BLOOD. Cthelifeofsharks By Christian Talbot Illustrated by Sophie Hodge

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Text - *Airport Metal detector goes off* Airport security: What has it got in its nasty little pocketses?

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Text - one-time-i-dreamt I was drawing a bunch of pentagrams in my notebook during math class because I was bored and I think I drew 150 pentagrams in total before a devilish-looking guy wearing a red suit broke down the door of the classroom and yelled "WHAT the FUCK do you WANT?!" almost-always-eventually-right this username escapes me every single time

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Text - normal people when they're sick: people with coronavirus: I'm going on an adventure!

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Face - the shit staring at your asshole while you play on your phone and don't flush for over an hour

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Vehicle - friend: omg i had a dream where i married my crush my dreams: Shutte St Here's your child

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Cartoon - When your simple minded friend is being too hasty Let's not be too hasty, my simple-minded friend.

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Hedgehog - fatpeoplemakemehappy: the one on the bottom right is trying real hard to be a good cupcake

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Text - IM elliot g @ElliotG78 my favourite tv moment was when i got voted off the weakest link, and host cornelia frances said "i understand you like golf. well your teammates have decided your game was below par" to which i said 'that's a good thing" and they had to do a retake and change the script for her 8:03 PM · 2/6/20 · TweetDeck

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Text - tsaomengde My fiancee and I were discussing the worst metal to use to make armor, and the obvious answers are lead and gold, but she cunningly suggested mercury. Which is a fair point, but then I wondered if solid mercury is any good. Googling told me that the melting point of mercury is -38° c (-37° f), so first you get it really fucking cold. At that point, it turns out that mercury has a tensile strength of 1900 mpa, compared to lead's 18 and steel's -500-940 (depending upon the kind o

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Facial expression - Build tower Build city. that reaches to heaven. οι εργαζόμενοι μιλούν νέες γλσσες Οι εργαζόμενοι μιλούν νέες γλσσες . salty-blue-mage Of all the possible jokes in this format I did not expect the Tower of Babel randomintensifies It took me a little bit to get bc I understand both languages xD Since I saw some ppl asking, the Greek text says "The workers now speak new languages".

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Goats - When you get back from the doctor's with mcdonald's at school

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Text - Rob Dubbin @robdubbin • Jul 28 ISTAND WITH THE WGA MY MAN: (comes home) ME: (nervous) how was the store MY MAN: fine ME: oh thank g – MY MAN: ran into jolene ME: oh no MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

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Facial expression - WIFE: [On phone ordering pizza] 12 inch please. ME: Know what else is 12 inches? WIFE: Behave. ME: [Grabs crotch] Four of these. Twitter: MatCro

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Tumblr Thread: Some People Are Born Metal

This fun Tumblr thread has people sharing their experiences with bullies that were trying to stir up a reaction from them. As it turns out, some people are just born into a state of existence that can’t be bothered to give a rip. Not reacting to someone’s intentionally rude behavior that was carried out strictly to get that rise out of you, might actually be the best way to get a rise out of them. That, or they’ll just wake up and have the moment of realizing that they have no idea why they did what they did in the first place. 

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This fun Tumblr thread has people sharing their experiences with bullies that were trying to stir up a reaction from them. As it turns out, some people are just born into a state of existence that can’t be bothered to give a rip. Not reacting to someone’s intentionally rude behavior that was carried out strictly to get that rise out of you, might actually be the best way to get a rise out of them. That, or they’ll just wake up and have the moment of realizing that they have no idea why they did what they did in the first place. 

Check out some more fun and totally random gems from the minds of Tumblr over here.

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Text - biggest-gaudiest-patronuses In 5th grade some boys hid my desk in the boys bathroom. I was confused when I got to school and it was missing, so I just sat on the floor and read my book until the teacher came in and made them put it back. I realize now they were trying to trick me into go into the boys bathroom, but no one actually told me that's where my desk was, and it didn't occur to me to ask.

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Text - Looking back I realize they had to make the effort to get to school early to move it, and I feel a tiny bit of regret for not reacting more. biggest-gaudiest-patronuses In 3rd grade Richard brought his new lacrosse set in for show in tell. the ball went missing during class time and at the end of the day we all had to check our bookbags to look for

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Text - it. I only glanced in mine (I just wanted to go home), but that evening I found it at the bottom of my bag. I was so scared of being blamed, I threw it into the neighbor's yard and never told anyone. I found out 2 years later that my bully Luke put it there to frame me, and he was still extremely frustrated I hadn't gotten caught.

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Text - I'm pretty sure Richard got a new ball. feral-renaissance-cat I had a crush on a boy I met in Kindergarten and made NO attempts to hide it because the people on TV were always telling each other when they liked each other. Didn't work as well

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Text - as l'd hope (i.e. didn't work AT ALL and no boy wanted to hang out with me ever after that), but that's not the point. Skip ahead to third grade. We had a new kid who was kind of a jerk. One day he asks me if I have a crush and I'm like, "Yeah, [Crush].

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Text - And?" Dude turns around and yells to my crush "Hey! She has a crush on you!" My crush just kinda sighs and is like, "Yeah. I know. Everyone knows. Thanks." So this guy was hoping to embarrass me in front of everyone but it completely backfired

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Text - because I lack the social filter necessary to feel ashamed of my base desires. darkhumourandfandoms One time in like kindergerden some kid stole my shoe and instead if reacting I just went the whole day barefoot. No one questioned it.

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Text - He got bored of no reaction and just dropped the shoe but by then I was too committed and continued to walk around barefoot. lycant-guy22 Some of yall grew up with a low base stat of "fucks given" * biggest-gaudiest-patronuses damn right we did

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Seventeen Mental Health Memes For Those Struggling In These Uncertain Times

If you’re struggling right now in these times of quarantine, just know that you’re definitely not alone. Being isolated for months at a time can really take a toll on our mental health as it forces buried thoughts and emotions back up to the surface. We hope the following memes can help you feel a little more understood, and just remember: life will eventually go back to normal.

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Text - In case no one's told you lately: • You're not a burden. It's okay to be struggling. It's okay to tell people you're struggling. • Please tell people you're struggling. Don't suffer in silence. Tell someone. Get help. It's okay to need help. Please get yourself help. You're not the exception to recovery. The world is more beautiful because you're in it. • You're worth it. You're a good person. Thank you for existing. You're beautiful. You're not the exception to recovery. Please stay aliv

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Text - burgrs *petting my cat* please cure my depression cat: *prrbhbphr* me: thanks pizzapugss Fun fact! Cats don't only purr because they're content! When they're sick, or when a kitten/companion is sick, they purr to help heal faster. So if you're feeling down and your cat friend comes up to purr on you, it's because they sense something's up and they want to help you feel better! psychicbirdstarlight Imagine beeing an animal that literally has a build in 'comfort my loved ones' function and

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Text - FORGIVE YOURSELF FOR NOT KNOWING BETTER UNTIL YOU KNEW BETTER

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Text - beetledrink not to get too deep on main but did anyone else have such deeply rooted issues with their self worth for so long that they thought as a kid/teen that their only redeeming feature was being "low maintenance" and now as an adult you give yourself guilt pangs asking for any more than the barest minimum in virtually any relationship because asking for things might negate your only good quality which is just "doesn't ask for things" splickedylit #you don't believe you can be liked

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Text - Self-control is strength. Calmness is mastery. You have to get to a point where your mood doesn't shift based on the insignificant actions of someone else. Don't allow others to control the direction of your life. Don't allow your emotions to overpower your intelligence.

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Text - Why does it take you so long to achieve anything? overthinking emotional baggage trust issues me the void life chardohnayandxanax anxiety

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Text - An emotion: *pokes its head through the mountain of suppression I've buried it under* Me, beating it with a stick: Вack! Back!

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Text - Shower Feelings @feelings_shower Does anyone else make up fake scenarios every night when they're trying to sleep

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Seal - when you grew up in a broken home and to survive you had to learn to be a nice person and a people pleaser and you end up loving broken people that will only consume you, but giving all your best to someone hoping they will love you back is the only way you know to feel good about yourself

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Face - When people call you a calm person but you are in the middle of an internal existential crisis and the only way of keeping your sanity is pretending you don't care

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Text - Sasha Perigo @sashaperigo With ADHD I have exactly three types of work days: V Get absolutely nothing done V Get 4 hours of work done, at a random time of day V Get 40 hours of work done in 8 hours

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Face - Me: They hate me Someone: They don't hate you!!! Me: So they're wildly in love with me Someone: Probably not Me: What other options are there Someone: There are emotions between intense love and full on hatred- emotions aren't black and white Me:

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Short Tumblr Post Explains How To Escape After Being Buried Alive In A Coffin

As fearsgo, being buried alive is up there. If you’re claustrophobic? It’s even worse. Fortunately for all of y’all, Tumblris the kind of place where you can find a survival guide for pretty much anything. And this short and sweetTumblr post provides making it out of that terrifying scenario seem pretty doable. 

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Twenty-Seven Random Memes To Temporarily Soothe The Pain Of Existence

It’s true what they say: existence is pain. None of us asked for to be born, which is messed up if you ask us. So anyway, scroll through some memes that we hope will make your day the tiniest bit better.

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Rooster - I didn't know what to get my wife for Christmas, so I checked her browser search history for ideas. She's gonna love it!

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Dog - "Does your dog bite?" "No, it's worse...she judges."

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Text - Isla @islawhat By far the absolute highlight of my trip so far is finding a Christian bookshop (I wish I was kidding) called Cum Books CUM BOOKS Listen

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Text - When the new person dosen't last a week. Our expectations nonorety for you were low HOLY FUCK but

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Text - I believe Japan doesn't yet understand Christmas

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Photo caption - Me: Wow I'm 110% a lesbian Me: *sees Henry Cavill as Geralt* Me: -Hmm -Fuck.

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Text - *Nick Cannon releases Eminem diss track* The internet: Oh no baby what is you doing???

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Pug - Me: I'm so fat Friend: No you're beautiful Me: I didn't say I was ugly, I said I was fat.

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Text - bogleech I've repeatedly seen British people make fun of American food for apparently always being either "too sweet or too salty" but our cuisine is still pretty mild compared to a lot of other countries, and having repeatedly tried British food, I'm pretty sure the term you're looking for is "having any flavor at all." durpacerangerrogjro Britain invaded over half the world for spices and then decided they didn't like any of them aresmarked you're half-joking but that is legitimately wh

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Text - Smokey Loves Weed @420iloveweed Holiday Rules: 1. Do not go into debt trying to show people you love them 2. Do not go home to see family if it damages your mental health 3. If someone comments on your weight, eat them

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Goats - im crying my ass off at this species of goat (gulabi) that is so beautiful and cute as a baby and then the adult is like

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Adaptation - SALES what my friends think I do what my mom thinks I do what society thinks I do what customers think I do what I think I do what I really do

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Orange - ROCKSTAR CAMES RED DEADT 18 REDEMPTIN R. REAL LIFE REDEMPTION THROUGH JESUS COME ON SUNDAY 10:30AM + 7PM

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Text - Nineteen Fahrenheit Eighty-Four 451 Animal Farm Clockwork Orange Lord of the Flies You Are Here Soylent Green Logan's Run The Gattaca Matrix Brave New World Brazil Handmaid's Tale

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Cartoon - Teacher : draw a picture which is Connected to your heart Me: @gaming_buz Ab shit, here vwe go again.."

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Dog - He'll never be able to enjoy tasteless brown pebbles ever again @tank.sinatra

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Text - THOU SHALT NOT TRY ME MOM 24:7

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Text - Covered in bees pros: people will talk to you when it is done cons: they only wanna talk about the bees

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Text - @awesomonster I don't have a resting bitch face. My bitch face is always on duty, ever vigilant. My bitch face will rest when its work is done.

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Peach - What my toilet sees when I'm making a meme 23RE SAF

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Text - rcktpwr me, sitting on a throne barechested but wearing ornately engraved plate armor on my arms and legs and cloaked in fine almost translucent silks with an enormous snake draped over my shoulders: i got lost in the fantasy of this dope outfit and forgot what kinda post i was gonna make

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Text - Frank @f frrankk At my funeral take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next

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Heat - Scientists: Stress can be transformed into electricity Me when I touch my pocket and didn't feel the phone:

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Terrific Tumblr Tidbits (43 Posts)

This roundup of Tumblr posts is guaranteed to get you laughing, because Tumblr always has a way of putting a little smile on your face with its wit. Don’t believe us? Just scroll down to see.

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Text - Text - Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol 1000watttwat My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning... grandpaq Keys... walle... damn, my titties

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Text - Photo caption - hotbritishguyspluscats: I don't think I've ever seen a picture that so fully summed up what it is to be a cat owner.

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Text - Text - michaxl: strawberryghostie: michaxl: why is everyone in aladdin hot my original statement stands 277,309 notes

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Text - Text - stop saying i can'teven and start saying i can even believe in urself Follow your dreams is that a lawn mower flying no, it's a lawn mower following it's dreams

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Text - Text - 9) Write a number with a I in the hundreds place. 10) Write a number with a 6 in the tens place. 222 11) Write a number with a 2 in the ones place. 12) Write a number with a 3 in the hundreds place. 33 dutchster: Evess

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Face - 0:02/1:19:04 CC Illuminati Harambe ASMR Drinking Game grawly where the fuck am i shitposting-extraordinaire Far, far away from god Source: grawly

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Text - abilify if you wake up while McDonald's is still serving breakfast then you're doing good homophu doesnt mcdonalds have all day breakfast now? tockthewatchdog if you wake up at all then you're doing good 155,258 notes

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Text - dreshdae schrodinger's human you can't prove that someone isn't immortal until they actually die chunkycrow

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Leg - getofftheinternerd.tumblr.com toodirtyforyourowngood is this how lesbian sex works

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Text - bad666milk yeahimjustsaiyan the-average-gatsby: snorlax you fat motherfucker it took you fifteen fucking years to stand up are you fucking shitting me right now 48,244 notes

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Organism - MOTHERBOARD.VICE.COM Clippy's Designer Wants to Know Who Got Clippy Pregnant sharkopolis Just a reminder that the entire human race is forever doomed to an eternity in hell

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Text - keatonstrombergs: the fbi will never catch me not illegal music not illegal movies

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Pink - getting-fit-staying-fab: d-elenda: can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reason why they love you well wouldn't that be the shortest list in the world Yeah it would because all they would write is everything

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Cat - Innea: I'm trying to clean but he wants to come with me all the time so I put him in the basket so I can carry him more easily and he's very happy about it

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Text - phlorealcalicanto When people ask you to do anything outside during summer the sun is a deadly lazer

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Cartoon - Dimitn, do you realy think m royalty? You know I do. Then stop bossing me around. clearssong #he has a "shots fired" notebook im so done Source:-letaem 349,462 notes t1

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Text - Pony Starwars @tigersgoroooar Following Damn boy are you a condom because it feels better when you're not here

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Text - earthdad someone: what do you want to be for Halloween? me: loved and appreciated Source: earthdad 75,898 notes A

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Text - Bellossom forgot how to use Acid. vikodlak: fals3-words-fall-d3ad: Bellossom went to rehab good for you bellossom

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Product - cravings: me whenever i drink something from a wine glass m so Fancy 95,831 notes 11

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Text - bangays whats ur coming out story Anonymous i told my mom and she cried and then told my dad and then she cried for the rest of the night and in the middle of the night i heard my dad yell god dammit lori who cares if he likes it up the ass Ask bangays a question #Anonymous 10 notes

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Text - just-shower-thoughts: If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mech battle between two fetuses.

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Text - disproven: traceymoesby: kohwala: telepath more like telepathetic this sounds like something Magneto would say before high fiving Mystique Source: kohwala

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Text - istherewholockonmars bilbo-hol... Source: thewhorecrux Today my dad was singing Christmas carols in the kitchen Dad: He knows how long you sleep in Dad: He knows that you've been baked Dad: He knows you spend all day online so you better hope your grandma gets you something nice because Santa is done with your shit 32,417 notes

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Vertebrate - 17yr adults: "what are your plans for the summer?" "what are you planning on studying in college?" "what do you want to do in the future?" me: [panicked honk]

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Text - trickytwitch *turns up to court in a fursuit* "hi I'm your public defurnder :3c" flanneldragon me: *tears in my eyes begging the judge* ill plead guilty if you arrest them too

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Cat - How do I snap chat cliffordsfrienddaniel: ....you could have said snap cat and you didnt.... 16

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Text - WHO WOULD WIN? All of Europe A Sick Rat thatsmoderatelyraven Too soon a-relatable-potato it has been 7 and a half centuries

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Movie - ELLEN PAGE ELLEN PAGE I DOWNLOADED A GHOST THE CAT THAI CAME BACK ELLEN PAGE GHOST CAT ACAEAY AuONIND ACTREASEN Ga SeNESIN TE Y OF MACLES AND R s kyrkovisan: rubyfruitjumble: smxy: Ellen Page's early filmography looks like it was Photoshopped for an Arrested Development gag. wait I looked it up and "ghost cat and "the cat that came back" are literally the same movie that was released under two different names and apparently they just tried to market it separately as a thriller and as hea

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Cartoon - The boat's beautüful, Ash! Who's it belong to? don't know! ruinedchildhood GTA: Pallet Town Source: ash

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Cat - foxyplaydate: notyoudonut my cat sleeps in this box and i was seeing how far i could push it to the edge before he jumped out and your cat ain't having none of this physics bullshit Source:notyoudonut 199,909 notes

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Cat - edgaralantrog: glencocoabutter: son, your mother and i are very concerned i never laughed at two cats harder before in

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Text - women's shampoos be like: coconut; honey/milk; rose; tropical fruits; aloe vera men's shampoos be like: ARCTIC ICE; DARKNESS; GUNS; TESTOSTERONE; PAIN

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Album cover - 1 am Loki of Asgard and lam burdened with glorious purpose Loki, brother of Thor letsboldlygomotherfuckers: #IVE BEEN HERE THIRTY SECONDS Sourpe: paulwelsey

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Text - zachsgay: i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now Ox12-0 Don't be fucking rude. Source: zachsgay 1,344,991 notes

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Product - imagimeme durex durex 29 Little Hacks That Could Save Your Life saffron-not-so-joy is that a fucking game boy cartridge case? pancakeke this is a legit lifehack because keeping a condom in your wallet is bad news. the friction from it being in your pocket or jostled around wears down the latex and can cause it to tear. if you keep one on you in a gameboy cart case that won't be an issue because no one will have sex with you

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Text - diary ofaclassygirl preppyinthenor... Source: shenanigans-a... tilly-oakley: shenanigans-and-sass: "I think this boy is flirting with me, but my self esteem is telling me that's not possible" - a novel by me "I think this boy might like me, but my self esteem is telling me that he must act like this with everyone" - the sequel 11,391 notes

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Text - nice-wig-janis when plans get cancelled that you didn't wanna attend 122,041 notes

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Cartoon - Sorry kid Canthelp ya. Why not? Two words l-am-retired. darkpassageisnear glgantorthemooseking It's funny because "I am retired" in Greek is Eiuai ouvrağiouxoc. which is two words ladies and gentlemen, I present to you... Disney

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Text - seifukucat: welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i'm seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week andi just have to say i'm really disappointed Source: seifukucat 233,748 notes

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Text - partybarackisinthehousetonight: mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary thank you mark (via thefuuuucomics)

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Cat - jontronshat: Thats a spice meatball Source: jontronshat

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Face - To make a long story short, I'd shoved a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass. hedgehogpincushion Iwant the long story.

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Tumblr Thread: Grow-In-Water-Egg Cracks, Monster Pops Out

Wow, Tumblr does it again with a wild little thread that involves a strange toy egg cracking, and some kind of monster surfacing. Seriously, behold that awful creation. Kind of hilarious and uncomfortable at the same time. We love it. 

Wow, Tumblr does it again with a wild little thread that involves a strange toy egg cracking, and some kind of monster surfacing. Seriously, behold that awful creation. Kind of hilarious and uncomfortable at the same time. We love it. 

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Cartoon - Graw Babies Play Vistns Ages 5. Criçinal Size Amusing! Funnyi eNovel about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those "grow in water" toys but there's no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am insanely curious about whats actually in the egg 15 hour adventure starting now

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Drink - 9 hours in and there is a crack on the egg, i repeat, crack on the egg

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Text - gtfoyourcomputer what if it's really not a baby and it's a turd iguanamouth WELL WE GON FIND OUT

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Food - iguanamouth hour 23 WHAT THE FUFCK IS THAT THE EGG CONTAINED SOME KIND OF ELDRITCH MONSTROSITY THAT IS NOT A BABY ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT

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Hand - HOLY PISSING HELL MY CHILD astralflamingo IGUANA WHY

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Human - It it Bobo or Little Devil?

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