Pro Tips For Spooky Season

thespacemaid if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins: - dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie topsiders-tanlines this is the quality content I wanna see

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The Perfect Venn Diagram Doesn’t Exi-

Funny Tumblr meme depicting a Venn diagram with "starting a fight," "petting a dog," and "consoling a child"

Why does it all work so well

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Thirty-Eight Dumb Memes To Scroll Through While The World Burns

We’re not saying we think you should sit around while the world is clearly on fire, in fact we think everyone should get up and take action. However, when you need a damn break from all of that for five minutes, we’re here for you with memes.

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Technology - Life without sports

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Coca-cola - Rs Coca "It's just a car bro" Car people

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Isaac Newton demonstrating that going outside is gay (ca. 1670)

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Hand - If your Mam doesn't have a flip case and scrolls with her index finger is she even your ma

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Facial expression - Why the fuck did I have to see this Posted in r/memes by u/LiamSAD 6 reddit

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Hair - When u realize he's right in the argument "ok but why are you yelling"

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Photo caption - Dad showing other dads the ribs they grilled over the weekend

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Cat - Men after 40 in social networks be like

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Arm - When someone is making plans you have no intention of going to, so you add "what time?" For decoration

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Cat - awake but at what cost

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Bovine - DeadlyNightshade @231 Tally How can u eat these precious creatures????? YT: The Focus Group @ManLikeKofi Is this rhetorical or are you looking for recipes??

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Hair - Me: I'm more productive when I work from home. Me working from home: @gaybestfriend I got up. Got a latte. Went to the gym. Got a perm and came home.

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Text - *I'm on the phone with my mother* My friends: 'Pass me that cigarette" "Give me that beer" e123R "Sex noises" 123RF

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Text - TURNTDAVE® @turntdave Studies have shown that it do be like that sometimes.

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Text - T heard you like bad girls. Well I'm bad. At everything. *Winks at you with both eyes*

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Mobile phone - "How hot is it outside?" Balls It's hot as balls Today 5PM 6PM 7P 3PM 4PM

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Text - When you're hittin it from behind and she screams "these cheese-fries are gangsta!" Medium Small Large LOAD SIZE steelmemes10

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Face - Guys with the bar of soap they wash their balls with Girls with their $1,000 face wash

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Joint - Fragile sign: *exists* Delivery drivers: ORY 2155

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Text - say you aren't cute one more freaking time I dare you you're fucking cute deal with it @whole.s.ome

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Animated cartoon - A bad situation Me Is this Time for a joke

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Text - Today I am going to give it my some.

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Text - Checking if the guests have left so you can finally walk out of your room & eat the left over food

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Cat - When I try to make food at 3 am without waking my parents but I drop a spoon on the ground E

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Text - I WAS HAVING A PRETTY DECENT DAY UNTIL I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING I SAID WHEN I WAS 13.

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Text - Dani Balenson @dlbee_ Made the bed, kept cleaning the apartment, realized I hadn't seen the cat for a little bit and found him like this

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Organism - Girl's pockets: Guy's pockets: Girl's handbags:

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Text - me: *checked that the door is locked 3 times* my brain: XDoubt

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Cartoon - English tests in 30 years, “QUESTION 5: What is the meaning of this meme?"

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Cartoon - Tommy @DeathBy_Stereo how i look watching horror movies and true crime documentaries

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Text - TOBI @kvngfhaz Me: *bites into burger* Everything on the opposite end of the burger: TOBIOO @kvngfhaz · 19h Bomboclaat.

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Text - [parents aren't home] expectation: *has huge party* reality: *brings laptop to the living room instead of hiding in my room* MemeCenter.com

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Text - misandryad At work like Customer: why is x so much money Me: instead of asking me, the suffering proletariat ask why we continue to let capitalism do us like this. 5.38 please.

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Cartoon - Entering the perfume section of the mall: Finally getting out of the perfume section: Breathing is fun

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Text - All the knowledge available to humankind Dank Memes me

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Cartoon - me realizing someone was hitting on me 4 years later

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Water - Basic Solution Acidic Solution -75 -50 ニ25

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Text - when you're at the grocery store and see yourself on the security monitor

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Roundup Of Amusing Memes To Fill The Void In Your Heart

With all of the crazy sh*t going on in the world right now, we figured you could use a distraction, and that’s where memes come in. They’re our gift to you. You’re welcome.

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Dog - BEWARE OF THE DOG

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Text - Frank Lotion @702Austin parents: "come here." me: "okay" me to myself: "they know everything. I knew that this would happen. I should have deleted everything" parents: "how do you turn on Netflix?" 10/10/18, 20:42

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Human - Me : i will never spend my money on stupid shit again Also me few minutes later : Ahmed@idmsf IPad

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Cat - This cat lost vision in one eye, but thanks to modern technology advancements, his vision was repaired

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Text - butasparrow: touchmypopsicle: it's kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked the second one was kind of unexpected but no one is disagreeing

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Ceiling - Become a nurse they said, it'll be fun they said.

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Signage - Seventh-Day Adventıst Church THE MOST POWERFUL POSITION IS ON YOUR KNEES

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Text - p One 99 Look at the bottom right corner That's left stupid There you go

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Clothing - When you wear loose boxers

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Text - Kaelyn @kaelyned Fellas, y'all have to try harder than a "you're pretty". The 38 yr old middle eastern men in my DMs have already written 6 poems and promised me all their assets

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Text - I'm not in fighting shape but this will be no problem CHRISTMAS BAZAAR & CRAFT SHOW Fight Children with Diabetes Fundraiser Sunday December 1" 10am-4pm at Royal Canada Legion 3850 Lakeshore Blvd. West Visit Santa Claus From 12pm - 1:30pm

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Door - Opportunity was seen and taken. Kudos to you, door installer.

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Rock - When your "cheat meal" becomes a "cheat life"

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Product - Employer: Says here you got all C's in high school Me: I identify as an A student Employer: That's not how this works IG: TheFunnyIntrovert

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Font - 2h 3m Member Lol 2h 3m "Co-leader Deven I know you're in the hospital and we're praying For you but you need to attack in the war

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Text - Me trying to flirt Hey Hey how are you? Good, how are you doing? Good thanks and you? Good and you? Good thanks Good

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Text - meh @bonehugsnirony me: [having a normal conversation but also wondering if bees consider us thieves or business associates]

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Text - I'm sorry but l've been laughing at this for ten minutes Hannah Dreier O @hannahdreier Venezuela's president, already mocked for gaining weight amid a hunger crisis, pulls out an empanada from his desk during a live TV address.

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Scuba diving - When you find out approximately 95% of all ocean critters remain undiscovered. Alright then, keep your sea crits.

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Face - I DONT KNOW I NEVER CHEATED ON YOU I LOVE YOU BABE I didn't mean to send that

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Text - I want to name my daughter mayonnaise and shorten it to May. May isn't short for anything so no one will ever ask what her full name is but she'll constantly live with the knowledge that she's named after a condiment. 9:03p earthdad: I'm dating a supervillian

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Text - 8:32 PM Google How to get flexible in 5 minutes X 8:43 PM Google How to fix a pulled muscle in 5 minutes x

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Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland This morning, on a whim, I decided to change my toaster setting from 3 to 4. Welcome to the new me, thanks for following my journey.

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Text - I guess the question I have for people who love LaCroix is have you tried any other beverages

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Motor vehicle - Friend: "u can't just spend ur time doing hecking sick razr tricks" Me: "skrrt skrrt MF"

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Hair - friend: "are you good?" me, after 4 vodka cranberries, appearing from the bathroom where I knocked over the toiletries and took five drunk selfies: @joeykerbz

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Text - When you ask her how her day was and she actually tells you

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Text - slutty satanistTM @_garbage_girl_ if i die and come back as a hillbilly is that called reintarnation

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Text - Congratulations Tu Youyou on winning the Nobel prize in Medicine. And also for being the most confusing person to sing happy birthday to.

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Cartoon - Thoughts? R @rvkhsvr when i'm having a convo past 1AM and the other person takes longer than 3 seconds to reply

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Transport - "You'll probably cancel last minute" Me: TRỤ TRUUUU 123RF® 123RF P123RF®

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Tumblr Thread: Brother Learns Not To Antagonize The Chef

This quick Tumblr thread highlights the importance of being nice to the person responsible for preparing the food. Bro learned a quick and humbling lesson. Even then, he was still able to get some of that good old homemade pasta. Lucky dude. Also, totally ready for some pasta now. 

This quick Tumblr thread highlights the importance of being nice to the person responsible for preparing the food. Bro learned a quick and humbling lesson. Even then, he was still able to get some of that good old homemade pasta. Lucky dude. Also, totally ready for some pasta now. 

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Text - marisatomay my brother has been criticizing me all day and he told me if i wasn't happy i could go somewhere else so i wouldn't ruin everyone else's dinner so i took the massive bowl of pasta + special sauce i spent the last 2 hours making from scratch for the whole family and i left marisatomay it really is incredibly bold to mercilessly criticize the person who is not only making your dinner but also holding a knife

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Text - marisatomay I sequestered myself in the other side of the house and ate my family-sized pasta from a mixing bowl using a serving spoon in the dark because the sun went down in the 2+ hours I spent stewing and I was too stubborn to turn on a light marisatomay the only person I shared my pasta with was my dad who on a conference call at the time and didn't just stand there and watch my brother be an asshole like the rest of my family and since he came to me in my sanctuary with his bowl and

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Text - marisatomay sometimes you're an adult who has been quarantined with your parents, younger siblings, grandfather, and dog for the last 2 months because of a global pandemic and some nights you just have to take your pasta and Leave because you are an adult who knows when to tap the fuck out rivkahstudies OP thank you not only for the amazing image of you eating pasta in the dark and your father kindly pleading for your mercy but also a wonderful example of when to set firm boundaries and p

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Tumblr Thread: Humans are Too Strong for Their Own Good

It’s kinda scary, kinda thrilling and makes you kind of proud to think that in some cases, your body can be literally too strong to keep itself together. Tumblr spends a lot of time on the weird sci-fi-ness  of human physiology, which results in interesting threads like these Tumblr users exploring humans as space orcs or this Tumblr thread about aliens being defeated by earth’s wildlife.

It’s kinda scary, kinda thrilling and makes you kind of proud to think that in some cases, your body can be literally too strong to keep itself together. Tumblr spends a lot of time on the weird sci-fi-ness  of human physiology, which results in interesting threads like these Tumblr users exploring humans as space orcs or this Tumblr thread about aliens being defeated by earth’s wildlife.

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Text - not-a-bot-i-swear Just so you guys know. Hysterical strength is basically your body not holding back and going %100 though there is a great danger of you hurting yourself or breaking something since your ignoring pain and going %100. There was a case where a kid deadlifted a car to save a sibling but,cracked 8 of his teeth during it because he was clenching his jaw so hard. So whilst you can lift a car or fight off polar bears. Your probably going to break something. Because most of the t

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Text - karenhealey STOP GIVING THE ALIENS REASONS NOT TO VISIT. salamencerobot @celestial-naiad the whole one million percent smash was actually hysterical strength, according to horikoshi. on an unrelated note, did you know that if all the muscles in your back clenched at once your spine would shatter? have fun! celestial-naiad Thats a horrifying and empowering thought at the same time. silent-calling Also: when you are sufficiently electrocuted and "thrown back" what is actually happening is y

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Text - jadensilver This is the same stuff that stops you from biting off your own fingers and whatnot. Our brains just say 'no, don't,' whenever we try to do some dumbass shit, until we reach the point where it's either do the dumbass shit or die/watch someone else die. I think it's really cool though that we can shut off this function for others than ourselves. It shows a lot how we truly are social creatures at our core, that we don't just do this when it's our own body that might die, but for

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Text - This also means that anybody with a magical super-healing power would essentially get super strength out of the mix for free if they could get past the psychological limitations. That's probably what makes vampires so strong; they don't actually put out any more force than a normal human but they repair any damage they take in the process almost instantly. adhd-ruby-rose @krunchy-tuna why would you hide this hilarious comment in the tags #the human body will auto-yeet under the right cond

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Tumblr Thread: Game Warden Who Let Poachers Reel Him Up In Scuba Gear

There’s taking your job seriously and then there’s laying in wait underwater so you can grab ahold of a an illegal fishing line, get reeled in and scare the crap out of poachers. For some other weird history, here’s the very fast story of the first soldier to take way too many military grade amphetamines.

There’s taking your job seriously and then there’s laying in wait underwater so you can grab ahold of a an illegal fishing line, get reeled in and scare the crap out of poachers. For some other weird history, here’s the very fast story of the first soldier to take way too many military grade amphetamines.

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Facial expression - Terry Grosz was a fish and game warden that caught illegal fishers by waiting in the Eel river in a wetsuit and reeled himself in when the fisherman cast out their lines. After writing citations and confiscating their fishing rods, he went back into the river and swam away. Ultrafacts.tumblr.com

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Text - ULTRA ultrafacts Source: [x] Follow Ultrafacts for more facts! theawesomeadventurer okay but this is a power move above any other hoseph-christiansen It gets even better, because he was doing all of this on a pitch black night. This dude swam towards a lure, slapped at it with his glove, and when it got caught; he let himself float and tugged on the line so the fisherman thought he had hooked a 100+ pound salmon. Once he was finally up to the shore, he turned a flashlight on in the guy's

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Text - At this point, the guy who had reeled him in had literally fallen over in shock, and the other people with him were scared shitless. The warden whipped some citations out of a plastic bag in his wetsuit, made the trespassers sign them, asked if they had any questions, and then gathered all of their fishing gear. And he just. Walked back into the river. And quietly swam away, without another word. This man is a legend. do-you-have-a-flag warden coming out of his river to shame fishermankin

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Star Trek Memes & Tumblr Gems For All The Trekkies On The Holodeck

We’re not sci-fi purists here. We believe it’s possible to be fans of both the Star Trek and Star Wars universes as controversial as that may sound. But today we’re unapologetic in our decision to dedicate this gallery to the under-represented Star Trek memes that the internet (especially Tumblr) has to offer. So sit back, enjoy the shitposts, and live long and prosper.

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Text - forever-chekov S pining-pike [BEEPING] moonbeamtea starfleet uniform men's catalogue photo SASS TREY textsfromtheenterprisecrew Starfleet's Next Top Model Source: boobwindowkirk

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Human - I SUGGEST THAT YOU DO NOT TOUCH IT.

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Poster - Bones, what are you doing tomorrow? Having my day ruined with what you're about to ask me to do. trektags: # a day in the life of leonard mccoy (tags via earhattery)

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Text - CAPTAW'S LOG STARDATE:SPACE SOMETHING OR SOMEONE HAS BEEN PLAYING IMMATURE PRACTICAL JOKES ON THE CREW AND MYSELF. OUR UNIFORMS WERE EVEN DEFILED. THIS ISNT FUNNY! THAT'S KIND Of FUNNY kIRk Is A I SPOCK IS A Cock JERK THAT'S CRUEL WHAT IS A TEMPURA A DEEP FRIED JAPANE SE DISH UHURA IS A TEMARN How WOULD YOU KNOW? MccoY IS A COAL MINER HE HAS IDENTITY ISSUES ADOCTI3

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Facial expression - 2 bestdamnavocados Do you know what you get when you feed a tribble too much? Afat tribble. swiggityswurban: #MEANWHILE SPOCK IS LIKE #THIS IS THE MOST LOGICAL THING HE'S EVER SAID Source: thedeadviper #GOD look at these nerds #tos trek

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Font - ding-dong-u-are-wrong Someone who hasn't watch Star Trek, please explain this picture larrycanaryoh Mr. Spock is not impressed by The Wiggles Source: ding-dong-u-ar. 28,947 notes

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Forehead - Syveden: svveden: what do you call a sphere full of idiots earth

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Face - #cfine 1,917 notes hobbitlockedintheimpalardis E th.. god im so hot CR

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Room - WARP FACTOR 8...NOW.

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Cartoon - CAPTAIN'S LOG STARDATE: TME TO BOLDLY Go To SAUE THE CREW FROM A SPIRIT THAT FEEDS off FEAR, I HAD DOCTOR MCCOY DRUG EVERYONE BUT SPock AND MYSELF TO RELAX THEM, THEY ARE VERY HIGH SIR, COMMUNICATIONS ARE DOWN | DONT THINK I CAN TAKE MUCH MORE, SPOCK. INDEED, CAPTAIN. I TOTALLY FEEL YOu. FOR THE LAST TIME, LIEUTENANT, MCCOY ISNT A FREQUENCY. (OH GOD, YOU'RE DRUGGED Too SHALL WE PLAY SPACE CHESS? MR.CHEKOV, GET DOWN I CONQUERED ZIS LAND FOR MOTHER RUSSIA O I1 I WILL BE THE BOARD HE TOOK

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Photo caption - WHAT DID YOUR INVESTIGATIONS REVEAL ABOUT THE EXPLOSION? IT WAS A BOMB. dimbosama: spicyshimmy: LAW AND ORDER: SPECIAL KLINGON UNIT, these are their stories In the Klingon justice system, the people are represented by two separate but equally important groups; General Chang who arrests and prosecutes, and a bunch of guys who bang pointy sticks. These, god help us all, are their stories. (X) #star trek #the best motherfucking thing ever

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Cartoon - meld with me, Sarek. Why? DEHEERKONISNY because l'm mad at You and it goes beyond Speech.

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Photo caption - fivevearmission.net DUDES, SERIOUSLY? WE'RE ALL NERDS HERE.

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Yellow - 50 PEOPLE HAVE DIED. I WANT NO MORE DEATHS. trekghost: Good, uh... good luck with that, Captain. Memecenter.com

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Text - roachpatrol klingons: okay we don't get it vulcan science academy: get what klingons: you vulcans are a bunch of stuffy prisses but you're also tougher, stronger, and smarter than humans in every single way klingons: why do you let them run your federation vulcan science academy: look vulcan science academy: this is a species where if you give them two warp cores they don't do experiments on one and save the other for if the first one blows up vulcan science academy: this is a species whe

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Text - roachpatrol THE ONLY REASON SCOTTY IS CHIEF ENGINEER INSTEAD OF SOMEONE FROM A SPECIES WITH A HIGHER TECHNOLOGICAL APTITUDE IS BECAUSE EVERYONE FROM THOSE SPECIES TOOK ONE LOOK AT THE ENTERPRISE'S ENGINE ROOM AND RAN AWAY SCREAMING roachpatrol vulcan science academy: why do you need another warp core humans: we're going to plug two of them together and see if we go twice as fast vsa: last time we gave you a warp core you threw it into a sun to see if the sun would go twice as fast humans:

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Text - spicyshimmy girls don't like boys girls like the starship enterprise remylaforgewilbury guess boys can come clean then. They like the Starship Enterprise as well. Let's stop pursuing each other, and instead pursue peace and acceptance of all sentient life so that we can boldly go where no one has gone before. melpopenn What if we don't like starship enterprise? What if we don't like space? Space is scary. Life is scary. Life in space is terrifying. I will boldly go hide in a cave with my

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Product - karlcat it is a Scientifically Proven Fact that once a group of people become friends, the tendency to make really foolish decisions skyrockets.. and from this chaos... the Mom FriendTM rises, ready to keep everyone alive, armed with exasperation and common sense in spades bob-belcher If you can't tell, l'm a big fan of complaining.

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Face - in space nobody will hear me complain but that wont stop me. nothing can

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Cartoon - car salesman: this bad boy's backstory can fit so many previously unknown siblings into it

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Text - E spockoandjimjim Kirk: Do you remember that horrible roommate you had back at the academy? Bones: You mean you? Source: incorrect-trekquotes #headcanon 1,761 notes

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Text - idontwant-these A Star Trek idea: A comedy sitcom where instead of a Vulcan on a mostly human ship it is a human on a mostly Vulcan ship hanasheralhaminail All the Vulcans are fiercely protective of the "fragile, illogical, prone-to-danger, smart, reckless little human'. To make the human feel more accepted (as it is only logical) the Vulcans try to include aspects of terran culture in the ship's day-to-day life, failing spectacularly at it. The human loves them even more for it. southern

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Media - mylvias the enterprise senior crew at 100% power the enterprise senior crew at 99% power

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Text - charlemane i think part of the thing about Kirk Drift (the distortion that Kirk's character has undergone in popular culture, from the smart, sensitive, responsible captain of the original series to the reckless, womanizing he-man of pulp parody) is that it's not just a fantasy about being macho it's a fantasy about macho-ness being enough. if Kirk were really the same character as Kirk Drift makes him out to be, he'd be a failure. if he was that willing to jump into action without foreth

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Text - dimir-charmer the thing I love most about Kirk's string of ex lovers across the galaxy is that every time he runs into one he's like "!!!!! How are you!! I missed you so much!! How's your career?? Successful?? l'm so happy for you!! Haha, remember that time we almost got married!! But both of our careers were in the way?? That hasn't changed but l'm still kinda in love with you and l'm happy you're doing well!! Goodbye forever again it's a shame we never got married but I understand!!" gr

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Text - It's like a hole in space. Data, is there any record anywhere of any occurrence even vaguely similar to this? Accessing. Negative, sir. There is no record of any Federation vessel encountering anything remotely like this. Looks like a hole in space. unstoppablyplushjuggernaut KIRK THIS WHY YOU GOTTA FILL OUT THE LOG blue-author I've heard the theory that Kirk's logs just get circulated round headquarters for lulz before being dumped in the circular file as obvious fabrications by someone

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Text - laimant "the millenium falcon would wipe out the enterprise in seconds". the enterprise is just an innocent science class floating thru space. all they wanna do is look at some rocks... kiss an alien. find some space plants.. why would you fight that its not a battleship theyre just nerds. leave them olone tacobelligerent CO07 skelletang A friend of mine saw this and brought up some interesting arguments Okay, I'm gonna have to step in 18:01 Enterprise has beam weaponry and shields and to

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Text - goldenskywalker yorktown: but how did you defeat that huge army?? enterprise crew: Rock n' Roll

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A Hodgepodge Of Memes For All Your Bored Butts

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People - Me leaving a test after only answering the date

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Cartoon - "tHiS iS pRoBabLy gOnNa GeT loST in NeW bUt" You unlocked Clown Outfit

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Cartoon - O@empty_i.s Emptyjs

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Cartoon - SCRATCH THE SOFA ALL YOU LIKE, GARFIELD REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY REVERSE REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY STM DANS I-20

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Output device - When your game runs worse with every patch vidya geym deloepr

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Yellow - haters the boys fake laughing to make you smile the one meme you like but no one likes

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Product - me leaving self checkout after scanning the ps5 as a tomato 321Save 448

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Text - Me: *wakes up from a nap* My leg:

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Text - What I look like The music that doing homework I'm listening to

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Joint - Dinosaurs 66 million years ago Dinosaurs now yeah that's a shooting star Ima make a wish and be immortal

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Text - Date: I love car chase action scenes Me, a fruit stand vendor: I think we're done here

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Text - O PayPal 08:46 PM Hi! I'm PayPal's virtual agent. To get started, simply ask me a question. I am still learning, so if I can't help you I'll direct you to additional resources. BP Brady Pettit 08:47 PM I got scammed O PayPal 08:47 PM Great!

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Bird - m@thew @TweetPotato314 i saw this documentary seven years ago andi think about this line every day Traduire le Tweet All penguins have criminal tendencies,

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Cartoon - me at 9pm: got a big day tomorrow better go to sleep me at 4am:

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Cartoon - Medieval Nyan Cat:

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Photo caption - CHEAP TOILET PAPER MY FINGER imgflip.com

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Sky - The teachers copy What you get

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Tiger - N officialunitedstates FACT OF THE DAY: zebras' stripes are not always black and white. sometimes they are black and orange throwing-lego this is a giraffe

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Beverage can - oh wow this stick is sick! hey coke, guess what i am what, fanta-stick? FANT FANT depressed FANT FANT Orange Casi Coca-Cola

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Helmet - When you're playing a game and start skipping dialogue and cutscenes I do not know who I am.. I don't know why I'm here All I know is that I must kill

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Text - sketchfilledpaper Wasn't iCarly that guy with the wax wings that flew into the sun and fucking got rest because same sketchfilledpaper I just realized my phone corrected Icarus to iCarly because I type iCarly more than Icarus okay thanks pumpkinspicednp I thought this was just a god tier shitpost

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C-3po - BOTS IN SHOOTER GAMES ВOTS IN CHESS

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Felidae - Humans 100,000 years ago Humans today GAG me humgry me hunt mammoth why food delivery slow

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Cartoon - You have more air than chips! Well I learned it from you bitch! Doritos Party Size! Lays Classic Family Size! Pringle What's air?

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Comics - Look at my head f those kids could see they'd be very upset u/master_jbt

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Cartoon - WOAHAAHAHAH.jpg 171 KB JPG "AAAAAAAAAAAAA WTF ITS COMING RIGHT AT US"

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Text - shittymoviedetails In the subversive masterpiece Avengers: Endgame (2019), directors Anthony and Joe Russo made the bold artistic choice to film scenes with a camera, which is why you can see things on the screen. micolashes this is how marvel fans talk about the movies

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Auto part - 2015 Now UBISOFT UBISOFT we made a realistic tactical shooter game based on real operations please play wamai i beg you

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White - You left the seat up! Did you hear me just fall in? Boomers Millennials Gen Z Yes! I came to flush! FEZE Gen X k I HATE MY LIFE Gen X ZE WHS k Gen X WH FEZE k CONSUME

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Natural environment - This is what we've come too feel bad for Class of 2020 Stapleton @mbluvmu This look like a funeral

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Cartoon - SODA THAT MAKES YOU STARE AT Cute PEOPLE Snitro.uwu

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Sports - A Sign God MIT my dumb ass 6bc

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Font - Drinks available: Sprite Diet Coke THE VOID Diet Coke Sprite PUSH PUSH PUSH

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Face - When you plan something then one of your friends backs out and the other ends up backing out too because he doesn't want to be alone with you

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Cartoon - USHRO

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Uniform - Discord roles: *exist* Admins of servers:

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Text - your insecurities put 'em in the bag Yesterday at 10:49 AM please, its all I have left

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Cartoon - GOOD MORNING, PUPILS! A GOOD MORRRRRNING, MISS IRIS! BCDE FGHIJK La LMNOPA Sigrun.be

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People - Met Me Me Me Me

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Photo caption - eniffstuft SAMUEL ALAN JACKSON COUNTRY MUSIC, MOTHERF****R DO YOU SING IT? PARENTAL ADVISORY EXPLICIT CONTENT

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Cartoon - EVERY TIME A LITTLE PART OF MY SOUL DIES I TRY TO MAKE A JOKE ABOUT IT.

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Cartoon - when you politely hold the door open for a girl and don't get sucked off on the spot The nerve of some people

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Text - The Greeks: Invent the alphabet so that no one has to use confusing symbols Modern Humans: Greeks: Y Shame

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Dog - Finally a political movement we can all get behind THOR MICHAELSON SAYS NO TO VACUUMS They're loud and they freak him out. Langn af e

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Text - When the math teacher pulls out the AK-47 and says "now let's get down to subtracting"

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Twenty-Eight Avatar Memes In Honor Of The Cult Classic Show

We recently brought you a gallery of Avatar: The Last Airbender content, but since this show is so damn popular, we’re bringing you even more. Scroll down to see, and then click here for a past roundup of Avatar memes!

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Photo caption - *Zuko getting crowned firelord* Ba Sing Se citizens: That's Lee from the tea shop!!!!

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Cartoon - 40 year old dwarf You're just a child. 40 year old elf Well, you're just a teenager.

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Adaptation - 3ensei @seupo thinking bout the turtle duck from avatar

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Cartoon - I know you're not supposed to cry over spilled tea, but... [sniffles] It's just so sad!

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Cartoon - FUCKERS STOLE APPA CANT HAVE SHIT IN DETROIT

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Cartoon - me watching avatar the last ajrbender in 2020 me watching avatar the last airbender when i was a kid

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Cartoon - SCREEN RANT TL4DR Why Legend of Korra Is BETTER Than Avatar: The Last Airbender Avatar: The Last Airbender may be the original animated series, but its sequel The Legend of Korra was the overall better show. BY LAURA POTIER MAY 24, 2020 AMADUNG WAKE-INATOR You're not just wrong, youre stupid imgip.com

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Kung fu - Kings in chess: Kings in video games:

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Cartoon - Air Bender Fire BenderEartheder

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Landscape - Toph helping everyone find the library:

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Canidae - AVATARS THEN AVATARS NOw "TM GOING TO USE THE AVATAR STTE BECAUSE I CANT BEATA CHILD AT A CAME OF AIR SCOOTER HAHA BRRRRRA "FIRE LORD OZA. YOU AND YOUR FOREFATHERS HAVE DEVASTATED THE BALANCE OF THIS WORLD. NOW, You SHALL PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE

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Cartoon - stan WHEN YOU FOUND OUT MARK HAMILL IS THE VOICE OF FIRE LORD OZAI

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Cartoon - A German soldier and British soldier confronting eachother in World War 1 like Youre just a child. Well, you're just a teenager.

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Text - Joo Dee Updates @hoelixir Everyone is safe here. Matt Anderton @matttanderton · 1d Ba Sing Se has reported ZERO cases of the coronavirus. This is the kind of leadership we need. 3:24 AM · 26 May 20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Cartoon - @sweaty_drangus Netflix is continuing Avatar [CHEERING] it's live-action [GROANING1 but the original creators, writers, and composer are on-board ALL RIGHT. OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

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Cartoon - Uncle troh Fans his warcrimes

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Cartoon - The armor ve The armor that I want to wear has good stats Vs

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Text - Poor Toph. She must be so scared. Why don't you come up here sol oan smack that grin off of your face! theverysarcasticscientist best transition in the history of tv

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Screenshot - I am the greatest Earthbender in the world! And don't you two dunderheads ever forget it! #a badass down-sizing-redux Never forget the time Toph Beifong was the first person ever to bend a material previously believed to be unbendable and she did it out of pure spite. carolines-dumpster She only said dunderheads bc Nickelodeon wouldn't let her say dipshits Source: fireladyazula

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Text - AVATAR Avatar Kyoshi I need your help. I need to kill the firelord but I can't. You think your life is hard? I wear size 13 nikes I'm just gonna ask Kuru- MEN'S THIRTEEN NIKES.

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Animated cartoon - Remember when Avatar: The Last Airbender predicted their 2010 film

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Cartoon - Ok, I'm a man A grown-ass man I can do this AVATAR THE COMPLETE F0OK 3 COLECTION

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Human - Parent: It's just a cartoon, there is no reason to be scared. The Cartoon:

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Cartoon - Aang: as an airbender i am committed to peace and preserving all life as precious and sacred Appa: DIE BITCH AVATAR SPIRIT AVATAR SPIRIT NET

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Forty-Three Random Memes To Give Your Brain A Boost

Sometimes you just need a little dumb humor as a distraction from life. If now is one of those times for you, then you’re in luck, because we put together this whole gallery of dumb memes for you!

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Food - SHARE IF YOU LOVE PIZZA OR BONDAGE BDSM, ETISH

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Water resources - GO AHEAD GET IN THE POND SINCE YOU WANNA ACT LIKE A SILLY GOOSE

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Cat - Men after 40 in social networks be like

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Text - Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank... The rabbit says, I think I might be a type o.

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Text - Me talking to the sink full of dirty dishes every night I'm going to bed. Fuck the lot of you.

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Floor - How to keep the cat downstairs

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Text - I cant remember how to write 1,1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman Numerals IM LIVID

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Adaptation - "I know I've been an asshole most of my life, but I need your help"

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Food - I'm not saying the punctuation is wrong. I am saying I HOPE it is wrong. OH! OH! BOY BOY SYRUP SYRUP ORL 0Z TBAL OZ) 1.183

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Bird - Me secretly turned on Vampires talking about how they could kill me

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Text - sluttypuffin @sluttypuffin Yeah, I'm living the DREAM: D ead inside Reconsidering my career E ating everything A complete mess Mentally unstable

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Text - When somebody asks me 'hows life going' LEARNABOUT GARAGES IT'S TOTALLY FUCKING FUCKED MATE, BIG TIME' A LADYBIRD BOOK theragingalcoholic fTatrwar

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Hair - How can you make jokes at a time like this? It's a defense mechanism.

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Facial expression - You know what I love about boys? Their girlfriends.

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Photo caption - When you dig through your grandma's old toys for an hour just to find a little dude who looks like a meme @DarthStefawn It ain't much, but it's honest work

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Text - I'll remember what this code does after all, I wrote it myself and it's unlikely anyone else will work on it I don't need to leave comments.

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Food - When Spotify tries to make me a Daily Mix

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Text - a lost fish @grumbist im VERY laid back. i only care about 2 things: every person on earth & their opinion of me the crushing psychological weight of being alive

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World - Argentina Are'ntgentina

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Recreation - When you've never ran a day in your life but there's no way you're missing a chance to get away from the wife & kids for 30 mins MGS

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Cartoon - The good thing about having a social life like mine is that you don't even notice that you are in quarantine

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Text - A spookyearp people at work: wow, you are always in such a good mood, how do you do that? me, an actually cranky, apathetic, trainwreck human: it's called manners, susan. gingerkyuketsuki "do not mistake composure for ease"

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Chicken - sorry my mom said no

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Horse - Thank God 2019 is finally over 2020 МЕ Come here! 2020 2020 ME ME

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Text - bird cop: we found two victims, bludgeoned to death bird detective: any murder weapon found? bird cop: just one stone bird detective: *lowers shades* my god

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Text - Jakhari Carroll LIFT IS @jakharicarroll "You up?" Me thinking about am l up or not: a Jsdr 1 @DarJuste · 6d Bomboclaat Show this thread 10:11 PM · 3/21/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Here I sit broken hearted Tried to shit, but only farted Then one day I took a chanu Triet to fart, but shit my pants Posted in r/blursedimages by u/TagamiT O reddit

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Cartoon - When the sun hits your laptop screen just right

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Text - darjeelingandcoke-deactivated20 An ancient Greek walks into his tailor's shop with a pair of torn pants. "Euripides?" says the tailor. "Yeah, Eumenides?" replies the man. thiswillonlyhurtalittle This is so awful. It must go on to infect others.

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Tent - what can make a man run away like this ???? Maik Kho Jai E @mikegbaines It's not run, it's ran. Because it's past tents.

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Eighteen Tumblr Posts Chock-Full Of Clever Humor

We love Tumblr for its clever antics. It may be an incredibly strange place, but you can pretty much always bet that you’re going to find something entertaining. That’s why we decided to gather up these 18 Tumblr posts for you. Want even more Tumblr content? Click here!

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Text - justhere4coffee When people call you a "snowflake" just remember they're quoting Fight Club, a satire written by a gay man about how male fragility causes men to destroy themselves, resent society, and become radicalized, and that Tyler Durden isn't the hero but a personification of the main character's mental illness, and that his "snowflake" speech is a dig at how fascists use dehumanizing language to breed loyalty from insecure people. So basically people who say "snowflake" as an insu

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Cartoon - bryko-deactivated20170127 NICKELODEON watch his hair blatantly intersect with the lockers radiant-array my college animation professor worked on jimmy neutron and he was just like "listen yeah we knew and we just didn't have the time or money to care". the power would go out at the studio at least once a week and they would just have to leave until it came on the next day. jimmy neutron's production team saw some shit sealand-gov I had a guest speaker come to my class that worked on Ji

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Text - writing-prompt-s Your church-going, God-worshipping sister adopted a small child and you're excited to see them. But when you do, the child is a menace. They're throwing things everywhere, setting furniture on fire with seemingly nothing, chanting in Latin to summon demons, but the weirdest thing is that your sister doesn't seem to mind. mababees "You literally adopted the antichrist, Anne. What the fuck." "Yeah, I knew when I saw him at the orphanage. I figured if the kid had some decent

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Vehicle - fucking-meatball: xekstrin: A new religious statue in the town of Davidson, N.C., is unlike anything you might see in church. The statue depicts Jesus as a vagrant sleeping on a park bench. St. Alban's Episcopal Church installed the homeless Jesus statue on its property in the middle of an upscale neighborhood filled with well- kept townhomes. Jesus is huddled under a blanket with his face and hands obscured, only the crucifixion wounds on his uncovered feet give him away. The reaction

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Text - Imagine a fae who is just so mad about the idea of lying, like, I have spent a thousand years studying the subtle arts of deceit, weaving my spells of glamour and misdirection, and you, human, can just stand there and say things that aren't true harshwhimsies "So yeah, I'm, uh, bright purple." "But you're not! That's not even plausible! How can you just - you are not even puce. Fine. Fine. Another one." "Are you sure? You seem pretty mad." "I assure you I am wholly and terribly sane." "He

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Text - ace-nyctophyle any noun can become a verb if you don't care enough yupokaysuremhm This point is invalid unless you use an example in your sentence ace-nyctophyle I CAN SENTENCE HOW I WANT THANK yupokaysuremhm BEAUTIFUL mysterytinyfox you see thats why i love english ailithnight I like to velociraptor around my house at 2 in the morning. ace-nyctophyle GOOD not-to-be-a-tea-but-brit My headache makes me want to clothesline into a wall enquires-state-building why do these make some semblance

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Text - just-shower-thoughts How can your body replicate the feeling of falling from high altitudes in a nightmare if you've never fallen like that before? I don't know But I don't like this

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Text - rainbow-femme If society collapses and we gotta start living back in tiny tribal societies everybody's gotta make sure when you start making those stories that get passed down through the ages that you include some ghibli movies in there. I want future archeologists to find multiple societies around the world worshiping chihiro the dragon rider goddess and howl the trickster god. We got one chance if it happens so don't fuck it up dollarforthewolfman I can't tell if we're handling the col

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Cartoon - cassjaytuck: bromancer: look at this and just try and tell me that all three of these women don't look exactly the same. try and tell me that Disney isn't lazy when it comes to creating women. wow two sisters and their mom you're right why on earth would they look the same

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Text - consterfus Me: *doesnt connect emotionally or socially with my peers* Adults: O O Look at you!! you're so mature for your age Such an old soul!!! OAOA Ohmy goodness a truly GIFTED child AAOA suchaflurryflurry Me, now an adult: *has no idea how to navigate social relationships which are needed for things like jobs* Older adults: Why are you so immature?

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Text - fartgallery me: you know that according to schrödinger, anything you put in a box is both dead AND alive everyone at the funeral: *nervously stares at coffin* physticuffs schrödinger would have hated this interpretation of his work and i am HERE for it cipheramnesia He might be rolling over in his grave. Or not. Source: fartgallery

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Cat - what I see vs. what the cat sees before I pet it retroactivebakeries #they associate this stance with love

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Text - vangoghismyboyfriend: until i was like 12 i was vegan bc my parents were too and one time in like my fifth grade science class we had to draw pictures of carnivores, omnivores, herbivores, etc and like 5 kids drew a picture of me for herbivore and that was the moment i realized i hated public school

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Text - tilthat TIL that in 2002, a researcher found that the average 8-year-old British child could identify 80% of Pokémon, but only 50% of common wildlife species via reddit.com sirobvious Common wildlife species don't normally yell their names at you

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Text - "I also think it's weird in movies, when someone has amnesia, and they wake up in the hospital, a lot of times surrounded by friends and family, but when they open their eyes they go WHO ARE YOU?!' because that's not how you act when you don't recognize somebody. That's very rude. It would be chaos out there if every time you saw someone you didn't recognize you went 'WHO ARE YOU?!"'. I always try to be really polite in life, so if I had amnesia, you'd never know it! I'd wake up and they'

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Text - Caroline @WearyWithToil My dad whistles a specific melody when he comes to refill the bird feeders. The birds have started singing it when they're empty. 11:11 AM · 17 May 18 this bitch empty, TWEET cedarspiced any time my aunt whistles walk like an egyptian the murder of wild crows she's adopted shows up

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Text - wizardtwins i think its funny that after you give blood, they keep calling you every once in a while to ask if you want to give more blood and i get it, blood is important and in short supply, but it just seems like hey... we heard you made more blood. can you... can you give us that new blood? that sweet sweet fresh blood? its been a while, jacob. we know you have it. we know you have the blood jacob hexmaniacmareen You are so full of blood jacob now youre just being selfish

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Twenty-Seven Humorous Gems From ‘Pukicho’ The Tumblr God

Urban Dictionary sums up the novelty Tumblr account Pukicho as “A spiteful god who has come down to our world in the form of a plushie pikachu and harnessed the power of Tumblr in order to twist our feeble mortal minds into submission with his words of wisdom.” 

Honestly, it’s a pretty accurate description and we’ll just let the following posts do the rest of the talking. Enjoy!

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Text - pukicho Feeling slothful today my friend atticusbinkleton then Snooze pukicho Worry not, I am also gluttonous, and highly wrathful csuswins Are you trying to hit all 7 before dinner? * pukicho UH OH HERE COMES LUST Source: pukicho

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Text - pukicho Still dont know how to spell spagetti without autocorrect prettypianoprincess Wheres the h pukicho An H ????

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Text - pukicho Hope everyone is well today ! pukicho And tomorrow !!!! pukicho After that you're on your own #text #q

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Text - pukicho I think we should make it illegal to be mean to me whos with me empress-ereve-fucks-to-live Not me pukicho In my new world you'd be put to death for such indiscretions Fonte: pukicho 3.116 notas

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Text - * pukicho No face was a weird ass character man what was his deal? ate a frog, barfed and then lived with an old lady for the rest of the movie? shit, okay. Su siriuszstar Wasn't no face symbolic of something or another pukicho Yeah, symbolic of me every sunday night Source: pukicho 2.011 notes

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Text - pukicho 5 chronovesper anticapitilizationbureau asked How would you die in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? pukicho Bullet to the head chronovesper By an Oompa Loompa or Mr. Wonka? pukicho Charlie Source: pukicho 1,155 notes A

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Text - pukicho Remember to drink water babes i-like-pans7 No pukicho Then become the dirt I walk on. Source: pukicho 2,417 notes A

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Text - pukicho Sorry, but if your name's Brian, I already know exactly what you look like lackluster-friend-next-door Does this post include people named Bryan? pukicho We don't speak of them

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Text - sixsaddeddice said Are you gonna see Detective Pikachu? pukicho I hate seth rogan and I like ryan reynolds so ll probably go see it! pukicho theeternalponderer Why is Seth Rogen relevant? He's not sweetcuttlefish Then why did you mention him???? pukicho I just don't like him that much. Conversations can be about more than one thing.

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Text - pukicho Me: *sloshes into the room slimily and boogishly* teathattast don't like that pukicho *sloshes boogishly towards you at immense speeds* naughty-chicken-butt I can hear this post but l've never heard those sounds. 2,888 notes

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Text - pukicho E pukicho I saw a spider in my room today so I fumigated the whole place. It smells like peppermint and bug spray in here, my mouth is numb but I know that spider ain't doing much better pukicho floralgoblin I have a spider in my room. I've named him Lewis. You coexist with them, you are like an angel, beautiful and kind - and here I am: ready to die if it means I canny see those leggy coonts again 1.093 Anmerkungen

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Text - * pukicho I ain't going for the 'best post ever' vibe I'm going for the "its 4am and this is literally the only post that has popped up on my feed in 30 minutes so l might as well reblog it" vibe that-dork-you-followed You've failed at both pukicho I am going to liquidate all of my assets and use the money to hire hitmen to slap you daily for the rest of your life.

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Text - pukicho Неу pukicho everyone's bones are wet hey-now-youre-a-porn-star why would you say this pukicho No one said hi back Source: pukicho

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Text - pukicho * evangelion-analyst Follow pukicho Smooth jazz is kinda funny evangelion-analyst Why? pukicho Because I said so Source: pukicho 1,444 notes

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Text - pukicho Anonymous said When's your bedtime :) pukicho Whenever I next collapse is purely up to the gods 98,698 notes A

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Text - * pukicho Kids are just like "ppptppptppthhptpppthh" until one day they're like "oh shit I can think" and then it's all downhill from there definitlynotanalien-ipromise The greatest mistake anyone ever made was letting me develop sentience

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Text - S pukicho ... If your wizard OC doesn't have a huge motherfucker hat and gold stars and a dope ass purple cloak then fuck you I cast spell be more whimsical or die on you british-tea-drinking-slut I had an aneurysm trying to read this, please use comers pukicho no fuck you enjoy confusion pukicho wait what the FUCK is a comer Source: pukicho 5,296 notes

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Text - pukicho People with Ochaco icons are trustworthy pukicho Here since it's bound to happen I drew this before hand: BASTARD27: GIVE MB Yer CREDIT CARD # bastard27 GIVE ME your CREDIT CARD # pukicho Who's the motherfucker who left the 'Bastard27' URL wide open?

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Text - pukicho My etsy page consists of (1) cursed doll found in the forest and nothing more soviet-seal-husbandos Do you know what curse it is? Curse that makes you sell it on etsy togepipi oh sweet find ill go check it out togepipi My etsy page consists of (1) cursed doll found in the forest and nothing more Source: pukicho

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Text - pukicho What are YOUR resolutions for the new year? pyrexiabog 1080p pukicho Back to Hell with you 3,039 notes A

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Cartoon - pukicho Hello, I come from the forests, ask me anything masonisatragicmultishipper how are the trees pukicho I dont know who you are or what that is. AMA closed blakhawk15 HELLO! IComE FROM THE FOREST, ASK Me JANHING! Hows THE TREES? You ARE OR Liar AAT IS, AMA CLOSED.

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Tumblr Thread: A Deep Look At The Incredibles

Man, Tumblr does it again with just the kind of thread that leaves us speechless. As far as Tumblr taking us down rabbit holes goes, this one takes the cake. We get to see a deeply enjoyable analysis on a movie, “The Incredibles“, that so many of us love. There’s just no school like the old school. 

Man, Tumblr does it again with just the kind of thread that leaves us speechless. As far as Tumblr taking us down rabbit holes goes, this one takes the cake. We get to see a deeply enjoyable analysis on a movie, “The Incredibles“, that so many of us love. There’s just no school like the old school. 

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Text - silverhawk honestly tho that scene in the incredibles where mr. incredible sees the names of all the old super heroes that used to be his friends / that he knew from Back in the Day and how every one of them has been killed by syndrome is such a chilling scene for so many reasons like for one, everyone he knew is dead at this point and has been killed on the same island he's at now and two, its heartbreaking bc that means that almost every hero wanted to try out being a hero again despite

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Text - theladyspanishes I think the core of that scene for me is, when you're insane like me and you go through it frame by frame, you can work out that Gazerbeam defeated the omnidroid twice - the only super we have enough information to confirm did so. I always wondered about his body in the cave, how and why he got the password... But it makes sense. This thing goes haywire, gets an upgrade, and goes haywire again? He must have been hella suspicious! So he does what any good superhero would d

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Text - swan2swan Also Gazerbeam probably has X-ray vision-so he not only survived long enough to defeat the Omnidroid, he had the ability to see Syndrome entering the password. animagix101 Holy guacamole! I should pay more attention, I don't think I got any of that stuff! nigga-kun does anyone think about the fact that now mr. incredibles has to live w/ the fact that all his friends getting killed by syndrome could have been avoided if he had just been nicer to syndrome from the beginning

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Text - breefolk-hates-staff ^| was thinking that from the beginning reading this and was shocked it went through so many comments before anyone pointed that out. Syndrome waited until his machine was almost ready to go before asking Bob to come to Nomanisan. He also was surprised to find out that he was married to "Elastigirl", which means he likely built his list and went through everyone else before finally deciding it was time to kill Bob.

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Text - gay-jesus-probably Also, Syndrome literally didn't find Bob until the start of the movie. He found Frozone and was stalking him. If Lucius hadn't hung out with Bob, then Frozone was going to be the next one lured. There's literally a scene of Mirage realizing that the guy in the car with her target is Mr. Incredible. He wasn't going through the list, he was stalking and finding every former Super he could, luring them to the island, and then killing them, for the sake of improving his rob

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Text - and like, let's be real here in the intro Buddy was crossing the line the second he showed up, Mr. Incredible mentioned he'd been very nice to Buddy, via signing a ridiculous amount of autographs and doing pictures and stuff, and that he was not going to risk a childs life as a sidekick (albeit in less words). Buddy literally showed up by breaking into his car, and then stalked him all evening until he was arrested. That's disturbingly obsessive behavior, there's no amount of niceness tha

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Text - kiokushitaka reblogging for the last comment because blaming mr incredible for the deaths of his comrades is honestly such a weird take and i dislike how it's framed as "fact" when it's not. it's syndrome's fault and syndrome's fault alone. full stop. he murdered them because he was selfish, entitled, and obsessed with mr incredible to a fanatical degree.

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Text - andy-the-anon You know what's really great In the beginning when Mr. Incredible says, "Go home, Buddy. I work alone." He's holding up Bomb Voyage In Syndrome's flashback, he's looking down on him, no bad guy in sight Do with that info what you will

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Text - bookish-actor This is such good analysis, but it's also worth mentioning the difference between these two scenes which, supposedly depict the same thing. In the first, Bob is clearly busy, trying to keep his eyes on Bomb Voyage (a fantastic supervillain name!!!), so he is distractedly telling Buddy that he is busy and that he doesn't need help. The lighting is realistic, and although he is CLEARLY fed up with dealing with this obsessive and toxic fan, he keeps an even tone and doesn't sna

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Text - In the flashback, it's a different scenario completely!! The lighting is all focused on Bob as if he's under a spotlight and it is only the two of them. Bob's pose here is also ridiculously condescending. He has his hands on his hips like a superhero and is looking down at Buddy with contempt and scorn. In addition, when he turns to leave, he dismissively waves his hand as if saying "Get out of here." It's also interesting to note Buddy's position here. His arms are extended either in wor

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Text - It's also amazing to me how much Buddy's suit is a reflection of himself. Everything from the black and white color scheme representing his black and white way of thinking, to the huge S because here only thinks of himself. Bob's suit, however, is blue. In addition to being associated with a calming and rational thought process, I think it's also to represent that he's on the side of the police. He's not here for his own glory, he's essentially working as an extension of the police force

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Text - littlewitchlingrowan Also, let's not forget when Bob is catching Bomb Voyage and trying to keep Buddy from yeeting himself towards almost certain death, he's on his way to his own wedding. That makes two things abundantly clear: Bob doesn't have an aversion to working with other people. Remember when he runs into Elastigirl earlier in the day? She reminds him not to "forget", and he promises he won't. They were standing over a thief they ended up accidentally nabbing together, or so we th

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Text - than fine with a partner because he married his. The other is that, Bob is trying to protect Helen. She may be more than capable of handling herself, as she flirtatiously reminds Bob on the rooftop just hours before their nuptials. But the one thing that's priceless to the Supers are their secret identities. With Syndrome following Bob begging to partner with him, it puts Helen in danger. A fanatical fan like that can end up possessive, meaning once Syndrome discovers her, could see her a

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Text - Which leads me to my next point. Blaming Bob for all his friends getting killed is buying directly into Syndrome's revisionist history of Bob "rejecting" him. Remember, if Syndrome hadn't shown up to Mr. Incredible busting Bomb Voyage, none of the ensuing chaos with the bomb on the rocket boots getting dropped on the train tracks and blowing them up, causing Bob to lose Bomb Voyage, then forced to stop a speeding train, resulting in the passengers getting injured, the attempted suicide be

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Text - Hero syndrome This article relies largely or entirely on a single source. Learn more The hero syndrome is a phenomenon affecting people who seek heroism or recognition, usually by creating a situation which they can resolve. This can include unlawful acts, such as arson. The phenomenon has been noted to affect civil servants, such as firefighters, nurses, police officers, security guards and politicians.

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Text - People with hero syndrome generally cause an accident or disaster with the intention of then coming in to render aid, and become the 'hero'. The reasons for this often vary. The perpetrator may be trying to validate their own self-worth, or be seen as brave by others. In this way, hero syndrome is comparable to Munchausen syndrome. For example, an arsonist may start a house on fire so they can rescue the people inside, in an attempt to garner the respect and gratitude of the victims and a

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Text - korben600 A couple of things: - The reason Syndrome found all the other supers first (including Frozone) was because Bob kept getting fired from his jobs, forcing the government to wipe his existence from multiple companies and forcing his family to move each time that happened. He unintentionally saved his family by forcing them to relocate so often. - Two of the biggest differences between the two versions of "go home, Buddy" is the focus, and length. In Mr Incredible's version, "Go Hom

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Text - much more important because those were more important to Mr Incredible (since the first two ended the superhero movement, and the last was his wedding). Buddy, on the other hand, only flashes back to "Go home, Buddy". Which is weird because Buddy almost died later that night from a bomb on his cape, and he almost killed dozens of people on a train by dropping a bomb on them, and because of that, he was indirectly responsible for the death of supers. All three of those things should be muc

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Text - - Also, on a more sobering note, some have brought up how Incredibles 2 seems a step down from Incredibles 1, and while that's arguable, there's some related bits in there l'd like to mention. You know how there were a slew of superhero's in the movie for when they made superhero-ing legal again?

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Text - Notice anything funny about that lineup? Anything at all? Okay, here's a hint then. How many of these heroes were working before heroes got banned? How many of these new heroes are from Mr Incredible's era? Answer: None. Frozone, Elastigirl, and Mr Incredible are the only ones who were active before the ban, or more specifically, were left from those active before the ban. Think about it, Elastigirl was on the news basically continuously, there was a UN declaration on supers, any super le

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Cartoon - And it's not like she and Bob were loners who never interacted with anyone, look at their wedding day, it's packed to the gills with capes (and possibly some secret identities too): So...what happened? Syndrome happened. This isn't just some serial killer picking people at random, Syndrome systematically wiped

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Text - out an entire community of people, arguably, an entire generation of supers, since Violet, Dash, and Jack-Jack seem to be the only kid-supers in existence. That's why Elastigirl is so emotional when she's introduced to these new supers, she thought her people, barring her family and Frozone, were wiped out by Syndrome. And in a way...they were. Nobody's left from her era of superheroics. None of her old friends survived. It's just her, Bob, and Frozone left out of what was once a thriving

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Text - one by one until the population is decimated. The members of the community have to intervene themselves to slow/stop this "syndrome" because the government, which was supposed to protect them, is unaware of, or is blatantly ignoring the crisis until it starts hurting the "normal" community. Because of this "syndrome" th just this gap in this community, where an entire generation is just...missing...with the few survivors having to counsel the new, untouched generation, and helping them ac

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Photograph - And take a look at that wedding shot again.

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Photo caption - Anyone look familiar? If it's to hard to tell, at least four of the people Syndrome killed were at Bob's wedding. Mr Incredible wasn't watching supers getting killed, he was watching his friends getting killed. People he trusted enough to share his secret identity with people he trusted enough to share his wife's secret identity with. Hell, our poor boy Gazerbeam got a front row seat with Edna and their NSA agent that's usually reserved for family only.

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Text - And that's bad enough, but something else occurred to me, Bob and Helen clearly haven't been keeping in close contact with their superheroic friends, Bob asks Frozone if he's been keeping in contact with Gazerbeam, implying they haven't talked in a while. Additionally, Bob's life, and the superhero community's life, went tits up basically immediately after his wedding night. So if there was any point for them to stop talking with other supers, it'd be then. So what does that mean? It mean

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A Smorgasbord Of Memes For Indulgent Time-Wasting

It is said that variety is the spice of life. If that’s true, our tastes are spicy as hell. And they’re reflected in this big ol’ gallery of random memes. A sprinkle of shitposting here, some relatable memery there. A couple cringey social media statuses, and more than a few hilarious Tumblr posts.This batch ofmemes has got something for everyone, and we put them together just for you. 

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Photo caption - There's no such thing as a perfect name for a firefigh.... Lieutenant Les McBurney Sun Prairie Fire Department GrownMenStuff

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Text - Eddy Elfenbein @EddyElfenbein Maybe we'll have better luck tomorrow which is *checks notes* Friday, the 13th. 4:30 PM · 12 Mar 20 · Twitter Web App 128 Retweets 432 Likes

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Animal figure - Draw a duck and share your art YISSSSSSS IT ME, DUK NOT SNEK

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Organism - Me: why does my back always hurt? Also me: @wilfordbrimly

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Smile - When your card doesn't get picked in Cards Against Humanity It's fucking funny.

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Organism - Callum May @callummay Worst. Burlesque. Ever. 0:27

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Text - isnt it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything & then one hand that just sits there like idk how to hold a pencil

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Canidae - The Wonderful World Dec 24, 2019 at 8:38am ·O To the person who broke into my house last night. I hope you liked my dog!

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Running - Innocent child: *dies* Oompa Loompas:

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Face - nobody: bats when they pee:

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Door - my door handle is missing ?????iiiurm IM HAVING A CRISIS HERE WHERE IS MY DOOR HANDLE It seems ke u cant handle this situation get out. How?

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Text - amazingmars self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void a the-official-nasa May we suggest a Soothing Bath™ instead Source: amazingmars 481,817 notes

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Text - How, your Pokégear is impressive! trevenant Really Gina! My Pokégear is impressive. That is what is impressive. My Pokégear. Gina here thinks that my Pokégear is what is impressive aubrobrewhaha Did you hear that, Lugia, Guardian of the Seas? Gina says my Pokégear is impressive

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Text - as-seenon-tv I love working at joann fabrics today a guy asked me to show him the fake fur and when I did he goes "noooo... this won't do" and part of my job is giving advice for projects so I asked him what he was using it for and he looks down at the floor and quietly says "... I wanna make a yeti costume to scare people with when we go skiing.." weltinator #scooby doo villain

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Text - badjokesbyjeff I was applying for Australian citizenship and the interviewer asked, "Do you have a criminal record?" I said, "No. Is that still required?" andalwaysburning Oh my God. geekandmisandry Jeff, I swear.

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Poster - COMMUNIST JOKES ARENT FUNNY UNLESS. EVERYONE GETS THEM mgip com

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Text - luke o'neil O @lukeoneil47 Be pretty weird if concerts had a real quick football game halfway through

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Text - Terry F @daemonic3 [getting urine test results] You've tested positive for opiates- ME: probably the bagel I had -and THC, cocaine, steroids, and also you're pregnant ME: it was an everything bagel

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Text - ALI @imhungryok_ 1d There's no way EVERYBODY was Kung Foo fighting 102 L7 26.6K 59.6K Easy D-JAnyReason @DJAnyReason @imhungryok_l agree that it seems implausible, but trust me, the math works once you remember to factor in that those kicks were fast as lightning

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Blessing - HELP ME YOU IDIOTS THE ALIENS ARE TAKING ME

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Text - Waterboarding at Guantanamo bay sounds like an awesome time if you don't know what either of those things are

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Cat - OPEN YOUR EYES JACK..STOP PRETENDING YOU ARE MY SHADOW!!

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Text - posted in Just Sew ... O reeling distraught. 24 minutes ago · E What is a suitable punishment for my 14 year old daughter... She used MY FABRIC SCISSORS TO CUT TORTILLA WRAPS .. 93 96 Comments 3m Like Reply Judi Death 3m Like Reply

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Text - I went and asked my teacher why she wrote, "SALSA" on my paper and she told me I got a 59 out of 59. She also mentioned maybe I'm not as smart as she thought I was. Citizenship Athens and F

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Cartoon - Normal people with fever: 8Shit People with coronavirus N O will travel across the land

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Organism - SHARKS! ethelifeofsharks WHAT IS IT WE CAN SMELL FROM A QUARTER OF A NOT TOAST? MILE AWAY? NO. EUGENE, I THINK I'M HAVING A STROKE BLOOD. Cthelifeofsharks By Christian Talbot Illustrated by Sophie Hodge

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Text - *Airport Metal detector goes off* Airport security: What has it got in its nasty little pocketses?

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Text - one-time-i-dreamt I was drawing a bunch of pentagrams in my notebook during math class because I was bored and I think I drew 150 pentagrams in total before a devilish-looking guy wearing a red suit broke down the door of the classroom and yelled "WHAT the FUCK do you WANT?!" almost-always-eventually-right this username escapes me every single time

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Face - NORTHERN AFRICA: EXISTS OTTOMAN EMPIRE: I's Free Real Estate imgflip.com

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Text - normal people when they're sick: people with coronavirus: I'm going on an adventure!

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Face - the shit staring at your asshole while you play on your phone and don't flush for over an hour

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Vehicle - friend: omg i had a dream where i married my crush my dreams: Shutte St Here's your child

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Cartoon - When your simple minded friend is being too hasty Let's not be too hasty, my simple-minded friend.

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Hedgehog - fatpeoplemakemehappy: the one on the bottom right is trying real hard to be a good cupcake

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Text - IM elliot g @ElliotG78 my favourite tv moment was when i got voted off the weakest link, and host cornelia frances said "i understand you like golf. well your teammates have decided your game was below par" to which i said 'that's a good thing" and they had to do a retake and change the script for her 8:03 PM · 2/6/20 · TweetDeck

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Text - tsaomengde My fiancee and I were discussing the worst metal to use to make armor, and the obvious answers are lead and gold, but she cunningly suggested mercury. Which is a fair point, but then I wondered if solid mercury is any good. Googling told me that the melting point of mercury is -38° c (-37° f), so first you get it really fucking cold. At that point, it turns out that mercury has a tensile strength of 1900 mpa, compared to lead's 18 and steel's -500-940 (depending upon the kind o

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Facial expression - Build tower Build city. that reaches to heaven. οι εργαζόμενοι μιλούν νέες γλσσες Οι εργαζόμενοι μιλούν νέες γλσσες . salty-blue-mage Of all the possible jokes in this format I did not expect the Tower of Babel randomintensifies It took me a little bit to get bc I understand both languages xD Since I saw some ppl asking, the Greek text says "The workers now speak new languages".

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Goats - When you get back from the doctor's with mcdonald's at school

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Text - Rob Dubbin @robdubbin • Jul 28 ISTAND WITH THE WGA MY MAN: (comes home) ME: (nervous) how was the store MY MAN: fine ME: oh thank g – MY MAN: ran into jolene ME: oh no MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

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Facial expression - WIFE: [On phone ordering pizza] 12 inch please. ME: Know what else is 12 inches? WIFE: Behave. ME: [Grabs crotch] Four of these. Twitter: MatCro

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Tumblr Thread: Some People Are Born Metal

This fun Tumblr thread has people sharing their experiences with bullies that were trying to stir up a reaction from them. As it turns out, some people are just born into a state of existence that can’t be bothered to give a rip. Not reacting to someone’s intentionally rude behavior that was carried out strictly to get that rise out of you, might actually be the best way to get a rise out of them. That, or they’ll just wake up and have the moment of realizing that they have no idea why they did what they did in the first place. 

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This fun Tumblr thread has people sharing their experiences with bullies that were trying to stir up a reaction from them. As it turns out, some people are just born into a state of existence that can’t be bothered to give a rip. Not reacting to someone’s intentionally rude behavior that was carried out strictly to get that rise out of you, might actually be the best way to get a rise out of them. That, or they’ll just wake up and have the moment of realizing that they have no idea why they did what they did in the first place. 

Check out some more fun and totally random gems from the minds of Tumblr over here.

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Text - biggest-gaudiest-patronuses In 5th grade some boys hid my desk in the boys bathroom. I was confused when I got to school and it was missing, so I just sat on the floor and read my book until the teacher came in and made them put it back. I realize now they were trying to trick me into go into the boys bathroom, but no one actually told me that's where my desk was, and it didn't occur to me to ask.

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Text - Looking back I realize they had to make the effort to get to school early to move it, and I feel a tiny bit of regret for not reacting more. biggest-gaudiest-patronuses In 3rd grade Richard brought his new lacrosse set in for show in tell. the ball went missing during class time and at the end of the day we all had to check our bookbags to look for

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Text - it. I only glanced in mine (I just wanted to go home), but that evening I found it at the bottom of my bag. I was so scared of being blamed, I threw it into the neighbor's yard and never told anyone. I found out 2 years later that my bully Luke put it there to frame me, and he was still extremely frustrated I hadn't gotten caught.

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Text - I'm pretty sure Richard got a new ball. feral-renaissance-cat I had a crush on a boy I met in Kindergarten and made NO attempts to hide it because the people on TV were always telling each other when they liked each other. Didn't work as well

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Text - as l'd hope (i.e. didn't work AT ALL and no boy wanted to hang out with me ever after that), but that's not the point. Skip ahead to third grade. We had a new kid who was kind of a jerk. One day he asks me if I have a crush and I'm like, "Yeah, [Crush].

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Text - And?" Dude turns around and yells to my crush "Hey! She has a crush on you!" My crush just kinda sighs and is like, "Yeah. I know. Everyone knows. Thanks." So this guy was hoping to embarrass me in front of everyone but it completely backfired

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Text - because I lack the social filter necessary to feel ashamed of my base desires. darkhumourandfandoms One time in like kindergerden some kid stole my shoe and instead if reacting I just went the whole day barefoot. No one questioned it.

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Text - He got bored of no reaction and just dropped the shoe but by then I was too committed and continued to walk around barefoot. lycant-guy22 Some of yall grew up with a low base stat of "fucks given" * biggest-gaudiest-patronuses damn right we did

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Seventeen Mental Health Memes For Those Struggling In These Uncertain Times

If you’re struggling right now in these times of quarantine, just know that you’re definitely not alone. Being isolated for months at a time can really take a toll on our mental health as it forces buried thoughts and emotions back up to the surface. We hope the following memes can help you feel a little more understood, and just remember: life will eventually go back to normal.

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Text - when you're a loves and takes care of you anyway mess but he

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Text - In case no one's told you lately: • You're not a burden. It's okay to be struggling. It's okay to tell people you're struggling. • Please tell people you're struggling. Don't suffer in silence. Tell someone. Get help. It's okay to need help. Please get yourself help. You're not the exception to recovery. The world is more beautiful because you're in it. • You're worth it. You're a good person. Thank you for existing. You're beautiful. You're not the exception to recovery. Please stay aliv

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Text - burgrs *petting my cat* please cure my depression cat: *prrbhbphr* me: thanks pizzapugss Fun fact! Cats don't only purr because they're content! When they're sick, or when a kitten/companion is sick, they purr to help heal faster. So if you're feeling down and your cat friend comes up to purr on you, it's because they sense something's up and they want to help you feel better! psychicbirdstarlight Imagine beeing an animal that literally has a build in 'comfort my loved ones' function and

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Text - FORGIVE YOURSELF FOR NOT KNOWING BETTER UNTIL YOU KNEW BETTER

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Text - beetledrink not to get too deep on main but did anyone else have such deeply rooted issues with their self worth for so long that they thought as a kid/teen that their only redeeming feature was being "low maintenance" and now as an adult you give yourself guilt pangs asking for any more than the barest minimum in virtually any relationship because asking for things might negate your only good quality which is just "doesn't ask for things" splickedylit #you don't believe you can be liked

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Text - robotjiji-deactivated20190529 anxiety brain: IM GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UNCARED FOR the other side of my brain which is wearing a hawaiian shirt: [cracks another sparkling water] yeah probably thuri-ly-made-madej ALMO-

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Text - Self-control is strength. Calmness is mastery. You have to get to a point where your mood doesn't shift based on the insignificant actions of someone else. Don't allow others to control the direction of your life. Don't allow your emotions to overpower your intelligence.

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Text - Why does it take you so long to achieve anything? overthinking emotional baggage trust issues me the void life chardohnayandxanax anxiety

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Text - An emotion: *pokes its head through the mountain of suppression I've buried it under* Me, beating it with a stick: Вack! Back!

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Text - Shower Feelings @feelings_shower Does anyone else make up fake scenarios every night when they're trying to sleep

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Seal - when you grew up in a broken home and to survive you had to learn to be a nice person and a people pleaser and you end up loving broken people that will only consume you, but giving all your best to someone hoping they will love you back is the only way you know to feel good about yourself

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Face - When people call you a calm person but you are in the middle of an internal existential crisis and the only way of keeping your sanity is pretending you don't care

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Text - Sasha Perigo @sashaperigo With ADHD I have exactly three types of work days: V Get absolutely nothing done V Get 4 hours of work done, at a random time of day V Get 40 hours of work done in 8 hours

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Face - Me: They hate me Someone: They don't hate you!!! Me: So they're wildly in love with me Someone: Probably not Me: What other options are there Someone: There are emotions between intense love and full on hatred- emotions aren't black and white Me:

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Short Tumblr Post Explains How To Escape After Being Buried Alive In A Coffin

As fearsgo, being buried alive is up there. If you’re claustrophobic? It’s even worse. Fortunately for all of y’all, Tumblris the kind of place where you can find a survival guide for pretty much anything. And this short and sweetTumblr post provides making it out of that terrifying scenario seem pretty doable. 

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Twenty-Seven Random Memes To Temporarily Soothe The Pain Of Existence

It’s true what they say: existence is pain. None of us asked for to be born, which is messed up if you ask us. So anyway, scroll through some memes that we hope will make your day the tiniest bit better.

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Rooster - I didn't know what to get my wife for Christmas, so I checked her browser search history for ideas. She's gonna love it!

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Dog - "Does your dog bite?" "No, it's worse...she judges."

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Text - Isla @islawhat By far the absolute highlight of my trip so far is finding a Christian bookshop (I wish I was kidding) called Cum Books CUM BOOKS Listen

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Text - When the new person dosen't last a week. Our expectations nonorety for you were low HOLY FUCK but

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Text - I believe Japan doesn't yet understand Christmas

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Photo caption - Me: Wow I'm 110% a lesbian Me: *sees Henry Cavill as Geralt* Me: -Hmm -Fuck.

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Text - *Nick Cannon releases Eminem diss track* The internet: Oh no baby what is you doing???

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Pug - Me: I'm so fat Friend: No you're beautiful Me: I didn't say I was ugly, I said I was fat.

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Text - bogleech I've repeatedly seen British people make fun of American food for apparently always being either "too sweet or too salty" but our cuisine is still pretty mild compared to a lot of other countries, and having repeatedly tried British food, I'm pretty sure the term you're looking for is "having any flavor at all." durpacerangerrogjro Britain invaded over half the world for spices and then decided they didn't like any of them aresmarked you're half-joking but that is legitimately wh

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Text - Smokey Loves Weed @420iloveweed Holiday Rules: 1. Do not go into debt trying to show people you love them 2. Do not go home to see family if it damages your mental health 3. If someone comments on your weight, eat them

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Goats - im crying my ass off at this species of goat (gulabi) that is so beautiful and cute as a baby and then the adult is like

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Adaptation - SALES what my friends think I do what my mom thinks I do what society thinks I do what customers think I do what I think I do what I really do

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Orange - ROCKSTAR CAMES RED DEADT 18 REDEMPTIN R. REAL LIFE REDEMPTION THROUGH JESUS COME ON SUNDAY 10:30AM + 7PM

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Text - Nineteen Fahrenheit Eighty-Four 451 Animal Farm Clockwork Orange Lord of the Flies You Are Here Soylent Green Logan's Run The Gattaca Matrix Brave New World Brazil Handmaid's Tale

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Cartoon - Teacher : draw a picture which is Connected to your heart Me: @gaming_buz Ab shit, here vwe go again.."

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Dog - He'll never be able to enjoy tasteless brown pebbles ever again @tank.sinatra

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Internet meme - INSIDE YOU THERE ARE 2 WOLVES SORRY ABOUT THE TRANSPORTER MALFUNCTION Make a Meme+

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Text - THOU SHALT NOT TRY ME MOM 24:7

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Text - Covered in bees pros: people will talk to you when it is done cons: they only wanna talk about the bees

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Text - @awesomonster I don't have a resting bitch face. My bitch face is always on duty, ever vigilant. My bitch face will rest when its work is done.

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Peach - What my toilet sees when I'm making a meme 23RE SAF

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Text - rcktpwr me, sitting on a throne barechested but wearing ornately engraved plate armor on my arms and legs and cloaked in fine almost translucent silks with an enormous snake draped over my shoulders: i got lost in the fantasy of this dope outfit and forgot what kinda post i was gonna make

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Text - jiujitsu su noun jiu-jit-su | \ jü-'jit-(,)sü © \ 1. The gentle art of folding clothes while people are still in them 2. Involuntary yoga verb (used with object)

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Text - Frank @f frrankk At my funeral take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next

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Heat - Scientists: Stress can be transformed into electricity Me when I touch my pocket and didn't feel the phone:

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This roundup of Tumblr posts is guaranteed to get you laughing, because Tumblr always has a way of putting a little smile on your face with its wit. Don’t believe us? Just scroll down to see.

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Text - Text - Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol 1000watttwat My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning... grandpaq Keys... walle... damn, my titties

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Text - Photo caption - hotbritishguyspluscats: I don't think I've ever seen a picture that so fully summed up what it is to be a cat owner.

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Text - Text - michaxl: strawberryghostie: michaxl: why is everyone in aladdin hot my original statement stands 277,309 notes

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Text - Text - stop saying i can'teven and start saying i can even believe in urself Follow your dreams is that a lawn mower flying no, it's a lawn mower following it's dreams

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Text - Text - 9) Write a number with a I in the hundreds place. 10) Write a number with a 6 in the tens place. 222 11) Write a number with a 2 in the ones place. 12) Write a number with a 3 in the hundreds place. 33 dutchster: Evess

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Face - 0:02/1:19:04 CC Illuminati Harambe ASMR Drinking Game grawly where the fuck am i shitposting-extraordinaire Far, far away from god Source: grawly

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Text - abilify if you wake up while McDonald's is still serving breakfast then you're doing good homophu doesnt mcdonalds have all day breakfast now? tockthewatchdog if you wake up at all then you're doing good 155,258 notes

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Text - dreshdae schrodinger's human you can't prove that someone isn't immortal until they actually die chunkycrow

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Leg - getofftheinternerd.tumblr.com toodirtyforyourowngood is this how lesbian sex works

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Text - bad666milk yeahimjustsaiyan the-average-gatsby: snorlax you fat motherfucker it took you fifteen fucking years to stand up are you fucking shitting me right now 48,244 notes

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Organism - MOTHERBOARD.VICE.COM Clippy's Designer Wants to Know Who Got Clippy Pregnant sharkopolis Just a reminder that the entire human race is forever doomed to an eternity in hell

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Text - keatonstrombergs: the fbi will never catch me not illegal music not illegal movies

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Pink - getting-fit-staying-fab: d-elenda: can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reason why they love you well wouldn't that be the shortest list in the world Yeah it would because all they would write is everything

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Cat - Innea: I'm trying to clean but he wants to come with me all the time so I put him in the basket so I can carry him more easily and he's very happy about it

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Text - phlorealcalicanto When people ask you to do anything outside during summer the sun is a deadly lazer

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Cartoon - Dimitn, do you realy think m royalty? You know I do. Then stop bossing me around. clearssong #he has a "shots fired" notebook im so done Source:-letaem 349,462 notes t1

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Text - Pony Starwars @tigersgoroooar Following Damn boy are you a condom because it feels better when you're not here

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Text - earthdad someone: what do you want to be for Halloween? me: loved and appreciated Source: earthdad 75,898 notes A

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Text - Bellossom forgot how to use Acid. vikodlak: fals3-words-fall-d3ad: Bellossom went to rehab good for you bellossom

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Product - cravings: me whenever i drink something from a wine glass m so Fancy 95,831 notes 11

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Text - bangays whats ur coming out story Anonymous i told my mom and she cried and then told my dad and then she cried for the rest of the night and in the middle of the night i heard my dad yell god dammit lori who cares if he likes it up the ass Ask bangays a question #Anonymous 10 notes

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Text - just-shower-thoughts: If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mech battle between two fetuses.

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Text - disproven: traceymoesby: kohwala: telepath more like telepathetic this sounds like something Magneto would say before high fiving Mystique Source: kohwala

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Text - istherewholockonmars bilbo-hol... Source: thewhorecrux Today my dad was singing Christmas carols in the kitchen Dad: He knows how long you sleep in Dad: He knows that you've been baked Dad: He knows you spend all day online so you better hope your grandma gets you something nice because Santa is done with your shit 32,417 notes

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Vertebrate - 17yr adults: "what are your plans for the summer?" "what are you planning on studying in college?" "what do you want to do in the future?" me: [panicked honk]

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Text - trickytwitch *turns up to court in a fursuit* "hi I'm your public defurnder :3c" flanneldragon me: *tears in my eyes begging the judge* ill plead guilty if you arrest them too

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Cat - How do I snap chat cliffordsfrienddaniel: ....you could have said snap cat and you didnt.... 16

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Text - WHO WOULD WIN? All of Europe A Sick Rat thatsmoderatelyraven Too soon a-relatable-potato it has been 7 and a half centuries

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Movie - ELLEN PAGE ELLEN PAGE I DOWNLOADED A GHOST THE CAT THAI CAME BACK ELLEN PAGE GHOST CAT ACAEAY AuONIND ACTREASEN Ga SeNESIN TE Y OF MACLES AND R s kyrkovisan: rubyfruitjumble: smxy: Ellen Page's early filmography looks like it was Photoshopped for an Arrested Development gag. wait I looked it up and "ghost cat and "the cat that came back" are literally the same movie that was released under two different names and apparently they just tried to market it separately as a thriller and as hea

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Cartoon - The boat's beautüful, Ash! Who's it belong to? don't know! ruinedchildhood GTA: Pallet Town Source: ash

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Cat - foxyplaydate: notyoudonut my cat sleeps in this box and i was seeing how far i could push it to the edge before he jumped out and your cat ain't having none of this physics bullshit Source:notyoudonut 199,909 notes

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Cat - edgaralantrog: glencocoabutter: son, your mother and i are very concerned i never laughed at two cats harder before in

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Text - women's shampoos be like: coconut; honey/milk; rose; tropical fruits; aloe vera men's shampoos be like: ARCTIC ICE; DARKNESS; GUNS; TESTOSTERONE; PAIN

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Album cover - 1 am Loki of Asgard and lam burdened with glorious purpose Loki, brother of Thor letsboldlygomotherfuckers: #IVE BEEN HERE THIRTY SECONDS Sourpe: paulwelsey

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Text - zachsgay: i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now Ox12-0 Don't be fucking rude. Source: zachsgay 1,344,991 notes

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Product - imagimeme durex durex 29 Little Hacks That Could Save Your Life saffron-not-so-joy is that a fucking game boy cartridge case? pancakeke this is a legit lifehack because keeping a condom in your wallet is bad news. the friction from it being in your pocket or jostled around wears down the latex and can cause it to tear. if you keep one on you in a gameboy cart case that won't be an issue because no one will have sex with you

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Text - diary ofaclassygirl preppyinthenor... Source: shenanigans-a... tilly-oakley: shenanigans-and-sass: "I think this boy is flirting with me, but my self esteem is telling me that's not possible" - a novel by me "I think this boy might like me, but my self esteem is telling me that he must act like this with everyone" - the sequel 11,391 notes

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Text - nice-wig-janis when plans get cancelled that you didn't wanna attend 122,041 notes

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Cartoon - Sorry kid Canthelp ya. Why not? Two words l-am-retired. darkpassageisnear glgantorthemooseking It's funny because "I am retired" in Greek is Eiuai ouvrağiouxoc. which is two words ladies and gentlemen, I present to you... Disney

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Text - seifukucat: welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i'm seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week andi just have to say i'm really disappointed Source: seifukucat 233,748 notes

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Text - partybarackisinthehousetonight: mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary thank you mark (via thefuuuucomics)

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Cat - jontronshat: Thats a spice meatball Source: jontronshat

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Face - To make a long story short, I'd shoved a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass. hedgehogpincushion Iwant the long story.

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Tumblr Thread: Grow-In-Water-Egg Cracks, Monster Pops Out

Wow, Tumblr does it again with a wild little thread that involves a strange toy egg cracking, and some kind of monster surfacing. Seriously, behold that awful creation. Kind of hilarious and uncomfortable at the same time. We love it. 

Wow, Tumblr does it again with a wild little thread that involves a strange toy egg cracking, and some kind of monster surfacing. Seriously, behold that awful creation. Kind of hilarious and uncomfortable at the same time. We love it. 

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Cartoon - Graw Babies Play Vistns Ages 5. Criçinal Size Amusing! Funnyi eNovel about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those "grow in water" toys but there's no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am insanely curious about whats actually in the egg 15 hour adventure starting now

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Drink - 9 hours in and there is a crack on the egg, i repeat, crack on the egg

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Text - gtfoyourcomputer what if it's really not a baby and it's a turd iguanamouth WELL WE GON FIND OUT

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Food - iguanamouth hour 23 WHAT THE FUFCK IS THAT THE EGG CONTAINED SOME KIND OF ELDRITCH MONSTROSITY THAT IS NOT A BABY ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT

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Hand - HOLY PISSING HELL MY CHILD astralflamingo IGUANA WHY

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Human - It it Bobo or Little Devil?

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Thirty-Nine Low-Quality (Yet Funny) Memes

It’s kind of hard to get excited about the weekend now that every day is literally exactly the same. And who knows how long that’s going to go on for. All we know right now is that we have memes.

It’s kind of hard to get excited about the weekend now that every day is literally exactly the same. And who knows how long that’s going to go on for. All we know right now is that we have memes.

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Text - Them: would you like to eat half a pound of ground beef for lunch? Me: no, gross Them: what if I wrapped it in a tortilla? Me: l'll take three

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Dog - The best surprise passenger you can have next to you on a flight Peanut's

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Toy - nostalgia. hreo Bear Famt Counters JB KNOCKOUT @JbKnockout this is such a... deep... deep memory...i almost can't tell if it's... real...

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Font - BEFORE AFTER i O BRIGHT SIDE 4 MIN READ A 26-Year-Old Man Is Reviving Dead Lakes in India, and the World Needs More Heroes Like.. 00 1.3K 29 Comments · 244 Shares Because that's what heroes do

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Text - DeViLKittySUPeRStAR™ @SugarMagicSpice Netflix should have a category called "easy to follow while looking at my phone the whole time".

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Furniture - 1. how did he do this 2. why did he do this russianwholesomeness 1. stronk 2. confy

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Nose - If 2020 was a mood

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Canidae - me: *wakes up* life:

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Text - Alprazo Lam @AlprazolamBitch You ever make weird hypotheticals for no reason whatsoever like "if I hit the stop button on the microwave the exact moment before it beeps I will overcome my depression in a year"

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Animated cartoon - Me every day in quarantine shopping on Amazon like...

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Yellow - fishingboaproceeds where is he traveling justbananathepalidrome To the stars darlin, to the stars

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Text - when I see someone from high school in a store but they don't see me yet

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Text - jonny sun @jonnysun everyone in quarantine can have one (1) minute of focus per day, as a treat

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Food - my wife witnessed a miracle today & yelled across the house with an urgency that had me sprinting. I thought something terrible had happened but when i came into the kitchen she said: Look... Scruibbing Hot C FRESH CE

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Text - 333 @threat3x i dont struggle with anxiety it actually comes very easy to me Oversett tweeten 22:44 · 20.04.2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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Soldier - my tongue finding the popcorn kernel in my tooth my finger trying to find it

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Text - So you're a vegan right? Yeah...why? So when l'm cooking steak my mouth starts watering. So?? I was just wondering, when you mow the lawn, does ur mouth start watering? Delivered F*ck you

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Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland I'm at that age where the heated seats in my truck are more about sothing back pain than warming me up.

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Internet meme - whiskas 1.5 METRO.co.uk METRO • 3 MIN READ Stray cat takes woman into store and points at pet food - so she adopts him

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Text - * Cool Wine Aunt @twirlthat Insane Clown Posse is the obvious answer here lan Karmel O @lanKarmel · 15h If band names were literal, what would be the scariest band to fight? I'm torn between Megadeth and 10,000 Maniacs. 9:58 AM · 5/14/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Heat - Friends that ask you to continue your story after someone interrupted you:

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Text - Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom Me: How long should I roast asparagus in the oven? Food Blogger: Wondering how long to roast asparagus? C'mere! I've got your answer! Me: Cool! Thank- Food Blogger:I was born on a farm in Tennessee. My father was an angry man with 3 fingers on each hand. A war injury...

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Cartoon - Everybody Me

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Text - djbewbz @djbewbz my girlfriend and i recently started dating. i don't think my cat has given his approval yet 10:16 AM · 4/21/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Human - V mtndewbajablast wat if u blew an air horn in the ear of those quiet place motherfuckers mtndewbajablast not to sound like an annoying "i would survive a horror movie" person but heres how i win

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Dog - Me eyeing up a leaf with high crunch potential

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Text - Website: "your order had ship--" Me: Track Package

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Canidae - the leftovers in my fridge watching me reach for the cheese sticks

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Text - Maria lo @taranehayeman oh my god... we forgot the amish. has anybody told the amish what's going on?? HAS ANYONE CHECKED ON THE AMISH Oversæt Tweet 07.16 · 19.03.2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - civilizationkills why do people think humans are the peak of evolution. bears get to eat berries and salmon all the time and sleep half the year. how is that not so much more advanced than working every day until i die! whatshouldntbe ay op is right where that witch from brave at i just wanna talk

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Statue - when ur about to pet a dog and it starts growling

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Sky - a listener needs a listener too

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Text - brandAn is good @LeBearGirdle Ugh, my body is so needy. "Give me water", "I need vitamins". How about you stfu and take this Oreo

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Cartoon - Every year when things start to bloom outside. FUN HURTS MY LUNGS.

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Tumblr Thread: Woman Shows Uses For Uruk-Hai Scimitar

Oh yes, Tumblr pulls through again with a random gem. This woman shows off the multiple ways one can go about using a Uruk-Hai Scimitar around the house to get stuff done. She is certainly brave enough. If you’re interested in more random gems from Tumblr, surf through this list.

Oh yes, Tumblr pulls through again with a random gem. This woman shows off the multiple ways one can go about using a Uruk-Hai Scimitar around the house to get stuff done. She is certainly brave enough. If you’re interested in more random gems from Tumblr, surf through this list.

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Arm - As many of you know, I recently purchased an Uruk-Hai scimitar. zohbugg: Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.

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Leg - Such as making the bed:

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Food - Making toast:

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Photograph - Getting things off high shelves:

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Room - Making coffee:

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Furniture - Reaching the remote when it's too far away:

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Door handle - And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:

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Skin - I don't know how I survived life without it.

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Random Tumblr Jewels To Occupy Existence With

Tumblr continues to churn up all kinds of silly, hilarious, strange, and just plain old random thoughts. We love it. It seems to be a wonderful place that reflects how strange us human beings, and all of our thoughts are. And the people that frequent Tumblr share those thoughts with a reckless abandon. So, we’re left with steady streams of hilariously bizarre thoughts, fandoms, conspiracies, etc. 

If this collection of Tumblr gems got you going, then check out this fun Tumblr thread about how magenta isn’t a real color, after all.

Tumblr continues to churn up all kinds of silly, hilarious, strange, and just plain old random thoughts. We love it. It seems to be a wonderful place that reflects how strange us human beings, and all of our thoughts are. And the people that frequent Tumblr share those thoughts with a reckless abandon. So, we’re left with steady streams of hilariously bizarre thoughts, fandoms, conspiracies, etc. 

If this collection of Tumblr gems got you going, then check out this fun Tumblr thread about how magenta isn’t a real color, after all.

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Cartoon - bryko-deactivated20170127 NICKELODEON watch his hair blatantly intersect with the lockers radiant-array my college animation professor worked on jimmy neutron and he was just like "listen yeah we knew and we just didn't have the time or money to care". the power would go out at the studio at least once a week and they would just have to leave until it came on the next day. jimmy neutron's production team saw some shit sealand-gov I had a guest speaker come to my class that worked on Ji

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Text - mydearestmonster Werewolf: *transforming* You have to go, now! I don't want you to see me like this... Human s/o: Don't push me away! I'm not afraid of you! Werewolf: No no l'm just really dumb as a wolf and I don't want you to see me bark at a mirror for two hours dirtymonsterconfessions #monster imagine #DON'T LOOK AT ME IM A MONSTER this does not spark joy #IF YOU RECORD ME SCREAMING IN THE BATHTUB AGAIN IM GONNA CRY this sparks joy How could you hide this beautiful thing in the tags?

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Text - gayspaceagenda GAY r/Jokes · 5h u/OneChrononOfPlancks Since Vampires are supposedly hurt by holy water, I always wondered why priests don't just say a prayer over every storm cloud, kill the vampires from above. Then I realized why so many Vampires are from Europe... Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa 1 448 27 Share red-faced-wolf I hate it. Bad post. Horrible. Have a terrible day scienceandfandoms I love it. Great post. Fantastic. Have a wonderful day banjo-gk I read it. Re

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Text - skywitchmaja when you're out at a restaurant or a coffee shop or a target or whatever with your friends and you overhearleavesdrop the same snippet of some stranger's conversation, and you look at each other for a second to check that you both heard this stranger say the same weird/funny/baffling thing and just break out in knowing grins and quiet laughter... that's a love language blooming-conifers I was eating alone at a mexican restaurant once and a group of college kids were chatting

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Text - castlestark: I can't wait until our generation becomes teachers that actually know how to make a video full screen and get the god damn cursor out of the way Lol *cut to 15 years later* "Miss, you have to make the hologram 3D." "What? Hold on, I'm trying to full screen this. Where's the cursor?" "There is no cursor, Miss. Flick your wrist to make the hologram 3D." "And that'll fullscreen it?" *entire class sighs*

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Text - humble-rose Just because l treat you right doesn't mean l'm the one. I'm just doing what I'm supposed to do. will-x-vi Fuck. This is the realest shit l've read today. Like it's ok to feel special to be treated nice but you have to remember that you deserve that. You SHOULD be treated well. Don't latch onto someone just because they're doing what should be required. Acknowledge it and keep it flowing

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Text - moistmailman Follow Everything l've learned about Elon Musk has been completely against my will. #elon musk 50,283 notes

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Text - vangoghismyboyfriend: until i was like 12 i was vegan bc my parents were too and one time in like my fifth grade science class we had to draw pictures of carnivores, omnivores, herbivores, etc and like 5 kids drew a picture of me for herbivore and that was the moment i realized i hated public school

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Cartoon - Ishould have prayed to the ancestors for luck. How lucky can they be? They're dead. That grandma took none of the shit. Team Grandma

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Text - bagleopard: the lady at the sandwich shop today was like "that'll be 4.20 luv, would you like it toasted?" and i nodded and said “blaze it" and the guy working the sandwich toaster lost it

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Text - O deaddogsoup i think the crux of human misery stems from the fact that our skeleton just wants to sit around and accumulate dust in an ancient barrow (that is the innate imperative of all skeletal remains in-case you didn't know) but our meat has its own agenda which creates this fundamental conflict of interests sonypraystation my organs keep whining about self preservation , my bones? playing the waiting game jeremiahdogsbreath There is comfort in knowing the bones will win

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Text - infinite-chump The best visual gag in any piece of media was the giant vault door concealing a normal-sized door in Portal 2 infinite-chump Actually the best joke of all time period was also in Portal 2 and it's when Glados says "Well, this is the part where he kills us" and Wheatley follows up "Hello, this is the part where I kill you!" and the chapter card pops up reading "Chapter 9: The Part Where He Kills You" and then you unlock the achievement "The part where he kills you" and the a

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Text - burger king is offering a 1 cent whopper through their mobile app if you unlock the coupon while at a mcdonald's all cricket LTE 9:02 AM @ 1 100% BURGER KING THE WHOPPER DETOUR Order a Whopper for 1¢ Unlock by going near a McDonald's Mobile Order Only gayvian why does the burger king app have quests

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Text - YOU WILL LIVE TO SEE MAN MADE HORRORS BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION -Tesla- A quote made by Nikola Tesla shortly before his death in 1943. turnipfritters 38 years later the McRib was introduced snaxattacks Booty shorts with this on the ass??

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Text - fandomstuck: do you ever get so frustrated with a video game that you are no longer rational and you start literally jumping into pits because maybe thats the fucking solution to this bullshit of a dungeon puzzle

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Text - andrastesflamingace s frompawntoqueen Follow Peter Alexander Yesterday at 6:16 AM 2 1960 with a high-school diploma: "Here's your job, which is totally capable of supporting a 5 person family and owning a home" 1960 with a college degree: "Here's a giant bag of money and a cadre of people to jerk you off for the rest of your life, congratulations!" 2017 with two bachelors degrees, a masters, a trade and experience: "You might have to just work at Walmart for a while, at least you don't li

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Text - * babyitaliano My blog policy is If you see something, say something babyitaliano |T-Mobile Wi-Fi 10:05 PM @ 1 29% 1 note smackmydickup i saw a frog on the sidewalk today Outstanding. This is what l'm talking about people. 94,418 notes

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Text - fan-art-ic My art history teacher is like "there were ZERO women artists during the renaissance well there was Sofonisba but that's it" and I'm STEAMING bc there WERE more female artists during the Renaissance and I KNOW this bc I spent hours researching women artists in the Renaissance so I could figure out what to name my girl ninja turtle oc when I was 11

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Text - curemofumofu plankton built his computer wife so he's also the one who programmed her personality. plankton made a wife who would belittle and mock him. plankton has a humiliation fetish luvuv Sometimes we have thoughts but we don't have to share them with everyone and put them out into the world. Just a suggestion.

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Text - tredlocity we all laugh at guy fieri, smash mouth and the shrek movie series, but we also all collectively agree that their existence makes the world a better place steakplissken The king laughs at the jester, but values his wit and honesty Source: tredlocity 4,788 notes

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Tumblr Thread: Fully Orbed Owls Are In Brawl Mode

Yay, a fun and educational Tumblr thread that highlights the fact that “fully orbed” owls are not to be messed with. In fact, a fully orbed owl is basically squared up, and ready to drop “hands.” 

Yay, a fun and educational Tumblr thread that highlights the fact that “fully orbed” owls are not to be messed with. In fact, a fully orbed owl is basically squared up, and ready to drop “hands.” 

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Adaptation - saintcucumbers Can someone please tell me what it means when an owl LITERALLY fucking swims towards you and then stares you down??

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Terrestrial animal - Like look at it?? Literally flew past me and my my friend, it was so close that the wings touched our faces.

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Text - shiraglassman It's reminding you to do your Duolingo practice demonladytakkuri The real answer is that it really wants you to go away That's a fledgling great horned owl, they're known for being generally ballsy and aggressive, and owls have been known to both climb trees and swim through still water in a pinch Most likely full scenario: the bird was practicing flying, but it fell because it's still a kid and they do that. It probably fell in/by the water. It then was like Oh Damn Oh Jesu

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Text - The pose it's taking in the pic is one I affectionately call Full Orb. A fully orbed owl is 100% READY to FIGHT 1v1 no items final destination. You were probably its first up close encounter with a human, and since birds tend to associate larger animals with predators, it tried to make itself look as big as possible to make sure you know what's up. It was staring you down because it was waiting to see you make the first move in the dual or flee in fear from its superior owl might. timatis

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Text - karmacharmeleon18 me: oh hello little owl owl: i will fuck you up

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17 Clever Tumblr Posts That’ll Speak Your Mind For You

We wish we had come up with these, but alas, we are certainly not clever enough. It”s alright though, we’ll just leave it to these clever Tumblr-dwellers to come up with material that consistently makes us chuckle.

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Text - Text - admfirmuspiett someone: what are you planning to do after college? me: Etc. Things Etc. Stuff Things Etc. Things Things

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Text - Text - cheeso theres no difference between exercise and black magic both of them hurt your body at first and drain you of energy but the more you dabble in it the more powerful you become vardaesque this is the most inspiring thing i have ever read Source: cheeso

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Text - Text - spoop-stiel dismisstress Source: davidstrider theknightofspace davidstrider 2013 is almost over but my school papers still f ing look like I know how you feel. It feels like yesterday when the british government refused to let us settle past the Appalachians 30,277 notes

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Text - Text - pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today! Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige glissandodisaster snakegay cooking site, 10th paragraph of page titled "rustic pulled pork recipe": my grandfather's childhood was tough. every day he had to work the mines. he was only 6 months old when he held is first pickaxe. As he crawled into the mine elevator, just a little baby boy of one, he me

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Text - Text - necklace-of-rope: so, today this girl in my class asked what the word procrastination meant and i said 'can i explain that later?' and my teacher laughed for like five minutes and when he stopped the girl whispered'i don't get it' Source:necklace-of-rope

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Text - Today 12-35 PM Do you care if I take the skin off of the Furby I want to make him a God. Once he is free of his sinful flesh he can begin the path towards enlightenment. He will take care of Us. Also I want to softhack his circuits 1 literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again wosatans My boyrend is out of nis ming wosetans I will bend Furby to my will and strip his soul bare and you can post the update Jesus Christ Due to popular demand wosatans

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Text - cephalotodd "good intrusive thoughts" i know you all get your entire scientific education off random tumblr posts but please for the love of god read even just one psych paper. im begging cephalotodd or even just take an english class. "intrusive" means you don't want them. they're unwelcome. they can NEVER be fun or quirky or funny because by definition they are unsettling, unwelcome, and INTRUSIVE. jesus fucking christ morwytch Maybe there should be an alternate term for thoughts that r

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Text - pukicho They won't allow me near Antarctica, cause they know I love chomping on big chunks of ice thewarsentinel wheres all the icebergs at pukicho In my f ing mouth, baby Source: pukicho 6,347 notes

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Text - mahimahi713: ben-c: things i hate: transphobes institutionalized racism banana strings If you peel the banana from the bottom, you will not get the strings brilliant. do u have solutions for the other two Source: ben-c

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Quick Tumblr Thread About Dad’s Silent Kindness

Poor dad is just trying to go around and spread the love and kindness, but every time he does so it inspires panic from the worried women in his house. Let’s all just appreciate the dads out there that are trying their best, and unintentionally inspiring anxiety in their confused family members. Their hearts are in the right place. 

Poor dad is just trying to go around and spread the love and kindness, but every time he does so it inspires panic from the worried women in his house. Let’s all just appreciate the dads out there that are trying their best, and unintentionally inspiring anxiety in their confused family members. Their hearts are in the right place. 

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Text - It was around the time that I started to sound panicked that Dad confessed to buying it for me ("I didn't realize the mystery of it would be so terrifying"). Which was very, very sweet and slightly unfortunate because yesterday I purchased a replacement kindle for myself. So anyway, we now have a family kindle margotkim Me and Mom were talking about the kindle this morning, and she told me about how a few weeks ago, she got into her car only to discover that it had been mysteriously clean

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Tumblr Thread: Absurd Realities Of The Scientific Language

This is one of those Tumblr threads that’s just pure comedy gold. We get a look at how ridiculous the realities of the scientific language are. Scientists would seem to enjoy using a rich vocabulary to illustrate various mishaps and occurrences within the lab. 

This is one of those Tumblr threads that’s just pure comedy gold. We get a look at how ridiculous the realities of the scientific language are. Scientists would seem to enjoy using a rich vocabulary to illustrate various mishaps and occurrences within the lab. 

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Buckets Of Memes To Combat Boredom

We come bearing gifts, and we come with a message. The message? Don’t let boredom take hold of your poor, poor brain. The gifts? A crap ton of memes, tweets, and Tumblr posts that will aid you in the long-running battle against tedium. Use these tools, and use them well. 

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Font - acti badatvideogames @slackfluffy ive been staring at this ad for the past 5 minutes MAFI CATY Tl never betray my boss! Kill him Seduce him 11:31 AM · 27 Jan 18

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Face - Tashy McTashface @TashP351 When your dad tries to clean up your daughters Girls World with white spirit, but it completely takes the eyes out so he sticks some on from a magazine.

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Fried food - French Fry Crusted Corn Dogs @Blacknmild T really thought this was two people in French fry costumes

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Product - do you want to do this Read 8:35 PM i can't even verbally explain how much i don't want to do that

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Text - shared a link. New Study Finds 85% Of Americans Don't Know All The Dance Moves To National Anthem www.theonion.com BOSTON-According to a survey published Wednesday by historians at Boston University, more than 85 percent of 18 hours ago and B like this. No way!!! That's a national embarrassment !!!! 8 hours ago via mobile It is disgraceful! Everyone wants to be "protected" and to receive hand-outs, yet they have no love or appreciation for our country and feel no responsibility as citizen

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Cartoon - SQUEAK ? Hey! Heyyou! SQUAWK Hahal Arcyou theirst original Mikkey Mousc? entwistle if I had to contact like..my 6th grade self, it would go somewhat like this.

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Cartoon - ME IN SCHOOL: ME SINCE GRADUATING: I can't handle this! There's too much homework!!! I am worthless without the routine of school. ADAM ELLIS FB.COM/ BUZZ FEED ADAM Cicelos Party Sr 5+4=? MATH

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Text - discoursethot I'm proud to identify as morosexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight discoursethot this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you're so fucking stupid

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Text - Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp It's raining... 8. Cats and dogs (English) 7. Old ladies and sticks (Welsh) 6. Like a pissing cow (French) 5. As from Esteri's ass (Finnish) 4. Female trolls (Norwegian) 3. Chair legs (Greek) 2. Tractors (Slovakian) 1. Men (hallelujah) 2:07 AM · 15 Jan 20 · TweetDeck

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Text - doctor peanut @NINETIREDBUGS remember when you had to pay for ringtones now i would throw my phone out the window if it made a single sound

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Text - kurtis conner @kurtisconner the bachelor is a bad show but if they made a friendship version where a dude hangs out with 20 different guys to pick a new best bud holy shit I would watch it every single day 4:35 PM · 11 Jan 20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Armour - “Parry this you filthy casual"

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Furniture - DOWNX new chair...no homo but it is very comfortable rudy mustang @rudy_mustang fellas is it gay to sit comfortably

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Text - Crunchwrap Supreme Instagram Filter Basement -very kind -doesn't react well to critism -everything is pink -addicted to online -hates their hometown -likes to eat in the -likes to send compliments on anon shopping -acts tough but cries easily middle of the night -cant stop quoting song lyrics Indie Folk Revival 2% Milk Woah there Delilah -loves plants -plays animal crossing all night -enjoys long car rides in the rain -aesethetic blogger -takes long baths while drinking vodka -can destroy

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Adaptation - hexglyphs you ever depression nap for too long and wake up feeling like a giant salamander hexglyphs like this Source: hexglyphs 47,243 notes

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Mode of transport - me n the bbys in creative guy we set to survival mode NKA 11 SKE

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Text - snakegay ULTIMATE look is like old ladies who are still pretty spry and are like really short and wirey and are in like the supermarket getting trail mix with no bra on cargo shorts and at shirt thats like this

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Cartoon - SAFELY ENDANGERED SWEET JESUS, POOH! THAT'S NOT HONEY YOU'RE EATING CITY POP ! 恋なんてただのゲーム

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Text - lunchbag--rodriguez S quinndolyns bluud tiktok makers on my porch dressed as catgirls: *making ahegao faces and moaning loudly* me: *runs out with a shotgun and shoots up at the air as a warning shot* GIT OUTTA HEARE YA DAMN TIKTOKERS! GIT! tiktok catgirls: *get on all fours and run like deer into the woods* Source: bluud 21,444 notes

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Text - Flags Mashup Bot @FlagsMashupBot Mixed I (Chad) + (Virgin Islands), and created this new country called Virgin Chad: VIGIL ATE 0:46 · 31 Aug 19 · BotFlags

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Text - dearlesbian someone: do you mind if i say something off topic?? me, an adhd gremlin: i've never been on topic in my life, please continue Source: dearlesbian 17,044 notes

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Reptile - malformalady Alligator wearing a moss 'sweater' reverseracist couture

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Text - "Now I am become sleepy, the goer to bed 55 J. Robert Oppenheimer, father of the pajamas after drinking warm milk

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Text - incorrigible mozart goose @_jazzghost_ There are two types of Led Zeppelin songs: - 000000 SWEET LADY IM HORNY - we have discovered the cosmic secrets of Stonehenge 5:28 PM · 12 Feb 20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - dragon-in-a-fez Norse mythology: right so the universe is all centred around this giant fucking interdimensional space tree, and Earth is at one of its roots, and it grows up through all these other realms with like giants and shit in them, and the gods live in the two at the top Greek mythology: fuck uhh the gods live on that hill right over there lol

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Text - aleatoryw no more minimalist aesthetics in 2020 we're dressing like birds of prey characters. gold pants. mismatched eyeliner. whatever huntress is doing that makes her so hot. charlesoberonn aleatoryw no more minimalist aesthetics in 2020 we're dressing like birds of prey

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Text - dirtshrines who gave this baby body issues? Neko Shy and timid, Neko usually hides in the corner. Neko worries about its body shape. im coming for u

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Text - Mary G. Smith @marygsmith83 Willy Wonka while the children are dying in his chocolate factory Timmm @timmy_turnar · 23 Apr. Posting more cuz I can Show this thread 6:15 p.m. · 13 Aug. 19 Twitter for iPhone 27.9K Retweets 127K Likes

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Text - Doth @DothTheDoth My sexual orientation is a spiral staircase draped in century-old moss that leads to hell. 12:26 PM · 5/7/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - valkyrie-witch Fleetwood Mac is the moon energy to ABBA's sun energy. williamblakesapprentice Like the amount of sense that this makes and the depth of it are too powerful and cryptic. The fact that this wisdom can exist in such a stable form...it astounds me.

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Text - The children at my son's elementary school have started referring to me as a "Karen," and mocking my chic hairstyle. Is there anything I can do in the way of legal action to prevent this? I am deeply offended. Hannah Yesterday at 3:42pm e Welp, posting a question about suing 8 year-olds is probably the wrong way to beat the stereotype Like · Comment Share lamebook.com

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Product - The 2020 commemorative candles are out ALAUTON CAUTION

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Fried egg - YOU CONSTANTLY AMAZE ME BUT NOT IN A GOOD WAY

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Text - I am going to stop posting shit but first look at the pregnant SpongeBob Mom @lmadeaMeMeforYou

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Text - JuanPa @jpbrammer after giving it careful thought I have decided to become worse 10:16 AM · 16 Dec 19 · Twitter Web Client

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Internet meme - When folks ask you what you've been up to during the pandemic, but you wanna keep it light and cheerful... DEPRESSION

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Cartoon - Me trying to keep balance betwen optimisim and nhilisim Reading Schopenhauer

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Bird - DUCKS ARE JUST ALL-TERRAIN CHICKENS

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Text - When you finally get that shower temprature right and now can start crying

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Text - Alice R Fraser @aliterative Remember, your skull is always smiling on the inside! 10:54 AM Apr 30, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone

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Cartoon - sonoci: miss-mioda: THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE WHEN A MAGICAL GIRL TRANSFORMS FROM THE VILLAINS POINT OF VIEW AND I AM SHITTING MYSELF no wonder they never do anything to stop them transforming. They probably just stand there like:

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Tumblr Story: A Selfless Farmer With A Noble Heart

Man, this is one of those Tumblr stories that never gets old. It’s a beautiful tale full of vivid imagery, meaningful sentiments, and a whole lot of feels. The story also possesses this humble nature about it, which might just leave the reader smiling with some misty eyes by the end of it. 

If you’re looking for more gold from Tumblr, check out this wild Tumblr thread on the insane medieval battle tactics.

Man, this is one of those Tumblr stories that never gets old. It’s a beautiful tale full of vivid imagery, meaningful sentiments, and a whole lot of feels. The story also possesses this humble nature about it, which might just leave the reader smiling with some misty eyes by the end of it. 

If you’re looking for more gold from Tumblr, check out this wild Tumblr thread on the insane medieval battle tactics.

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Quick Story About An Aunt’s Wedding Vows

This quick and fun family story about an aunt’s approach to the wedding vows is wholesome, hilarious, and actually true. It’s a beautiful thing when the internet actually proves that it’s dealing in truths. 

This quick and fun family story about an aunt’s approach to the wedding vows is wholesome, hilarious, and actually true. It’s a beautiful thing when the internet actually proves that it’s dealing in truths. 

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Text - 98khj Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read "HOT DAMN' in giant letters and t

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Text - 98khj today on things that didnt happen! mothsniper Do really people believe this bullshit? kimjungunofkpop sure this is totally true cuddlesnakes And now since I officially have permission to use this photo

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Tumblr Thread: If An ADHD Character Could Freeze Time

This fun Tumblr thread imagines what it’d look like if a person with ADHD could freeze time. Basically, it’d be a mess of chaos and jumping from one thing to the next, while forgetting about the whole time control thing in the process. 

This fun Tumblr thread imagines what it’d look like if a person with ADHD could freeze time. Basically, it’d be a mess of chaos and jumping from one thing to the next, while forgetting about the whole time control thing in the process. 

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Text - hey-look-a-squirrel Can we have an ADHD character with the ability to freeze time because that would be literally the funniest and most epic thing like can you imagine?? “Need more time to finish my assignment? Not to worry!"*time freeze* "oh no! I can't find my car keys and I have to be at work in 2 minutes!" *Time freeze*

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Text - I mean like they would be unstoppable like l'm sorry ADHD who's that? Okay l'm done now resume scrolling O luseroftheyear oh my god but imagine forgetting you froze time asdklfjd

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Text - queasyion or freezing time and the forgetting why @ luseroftheyear freezing time, forgetting why, unfreezing it, freezing it again because you thought you remembered, forgetting to unfreeze while you think about what you forgot,

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Text - jemma-at-8-12 Forgetting you have the ability to freeze time until after you miss your opportunity to freeze time fangirltothefullest I was JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS YOU GUYS Source: hey-look-a-squirrel 41,148 notes

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Twenty-Seven Amusing Textual Posts For Inquisitive Minds

These posts are for when you want something a little smarter than memes. We’re not saying these are smart, but they do require literacy, which is something, right? Anyway, scroll down for some entertainment and enjoy!

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Text - e female hysteria @LocalGoblin The bigass spider in my room is now named Cotton Eyed Joe because i want to know two things: •where did he come from •where did he go

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Text - Person: Would you like to eat 6 string cheeses in a row? Me: Naw. Person: We deep fried em and there will be tomato sauce. Me: Oh, ok, yes. via @tira_son

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Text - what-even-is-thiss Guys do centaurs have to eat both horse food and human food? what-even-is-thiss Centaur, eating out of a burlap sack of hay like it's potato chips: So do you guys wanna get Chipotle later? what-even-is-thiss Centaur: "kneeling on the ground, ripping up bits of grass and eating it Nearby horse: "neighs* Centaur: Well it's easy for you to bend over, isn't it? Horse: "snorts* Centaur: *through a mouthful of grass* Well goody goody for you, but some of us have two spines. w

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Text - Jon @ArfMeasures JOHN LENNON: He wear no shoeshine, he got..toe-jam football, he got...monkey finger, he shoot...Coca-Cola POLICE SKETCH ARTIST: what 7/10/17, 1:46 PM 19.4K Retweets 54K Likes

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Text - Chris Hallbeck @ChrisHallbeck Well the weather outside is frightful But inside is equally frightful No matter which room you go Full of crows Full of crows Full of crows Source: enygmass 5,818 notes

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Text - spitandvinegar New hobby idea: using phrases that sound like down-home folksy expressions you learned from your grandma but are actually just nonsense you just made up - that man really salts my melon! - you know what they say, it takes a bushel of corn to feed one chicken - a louse will live on any head it lands on - don't put down a salt lick and say you ain't got COWS - there's a guy who eats half the berries and says the pie shell's too big - like digging a pond and hoping for ducks f

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Text - 3:22 47% Instagram Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings Mario is definitely homeless. He wakes up every day wearing the same clothes, runs around in sewers, beats up people for their money, and what does he spend it on? Mushrooms. 4,710 likes showerfeelings N I follow @showerfeelings (me) for morel View all 27 comments (+)

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Text - please. stop praying for my grandpa!!!! you are making him too strong. he broke out of the hospital and the cops cant get him. he's too powerful

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Text - Whoever said "Out of sight, out of mind" never had a spider disappear in their bedroom. © BRIGHTSIDE

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Text - SU Sarcasm & Liberty @sarcasm_liberty Do you think the top part of a mermaid also tastes like fish or that it would actually be red meat? Would there be a solid line where the meat changes in their body or would it kind of blend? Could you make a surf and turf platter with one carcass? #INeedAnswers

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Text - the average joe @jazz_inmypants [tree falls in forest] [doesnt make a sound] GUY IN CAMOUFLAGE: What the- TREE: oh shit I mean AHH I FELL

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Text - Cathy Humes @CrappyFumes Giants Strippers Grinding men's bones to make their bread 17:55 · 01 Aug 19 · Twitter for iPhone 6,006 Retweets 34.2K Likes

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Text - meladoodle i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed firelorcl a dentist turkey-imported-from-maine i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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Text - evil-britney *takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath* sounddesignerjeans you mean, skin? wombuttress What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you. 470,637 notes

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Text - It's sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs. - Jack Handey

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Text - Uutgue Vines uniquevines 12h motherofallprocrastinators S the-british-pineapple Follow gwennovynne country roads let's-a-go it's-a-me mario the-british-pineapple I admire and hate this simultaneously 187 notes

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Text - Cop: "Turn around." Me: "Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never comin' round" Cop: "TURN AROUND!" Me: "Every now..." *gets tased*

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Text - neighbour: [knocks at door] "your dog was barking at 4am this morning" me: "its almost like he has no concept of time"

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Text - akasha @faeriesfang I don't care if it's a bodily function? I don't care if it happens once every month and it's painful? Okay? And now you're asking for *special rights* because of it? Are you kidding me? I don't give a shit that you're a werewolf, quit eating my fucking livestock.

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Text - Patches @Mostly_Cheese Cop: You're driving on the wrong side of the road. Driver: Sorry, I'm English. Cop: (shouting) It's the wrong soid of the roade ye was droivin down, innit?

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Text - David Hughes @david8hughes So sick of seeing all these tweets about how white people can't handle spicy food. Every morning I have a lightly buttered crumpet with a side of avocado and l'm so used to it now that it hardly even burns my lips anymore.

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Text - Bruce Lawson. European. @brucel A friend in Germany tells me everyone's panic buying sausages and cheese. It's the Wurst Käse scenario. 5:23 AM 3/17/20 · TweetDeck 5,004 Retweets 19.5K Likes Bruce Lawson. European. @brucel · 9h Replying to @brucel And apparently Greece is running low of hummus and taramasalata, leading to fears of a double-dip recession. 28 27217 O 1,121 Nick Waelkens @tldnr 8h Replying to @brucel In the Netherlands, people are stocking up on toilet paper and weed. For sh

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Text - yabkat @ohen39 [gets pulled over] cop: do you know how fast you were growing? me: officer, I wa-wait did you say growing? cop: *removes mask to reveal grandma* you've gotten so big

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Text - The best part about pooping with the door open in the morning is being able to see everyone's face at Starbucks.

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Text - psilentasincjelli: someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking #someone get me a young child i have wisdom to pass on Source: beautifullydaunting

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Tumblr Posts About Sloths That Are Really Funny

With their permanently contented smiles, beady little sleepy eyes, and adorably fluffy babies – sloth have the ability to make any grown men swoon with delight.

Here are some funny Tumblr posts about this lazy couch-potatoes we just love. 

With their permanently contented smiles, beady little sleepy eyes, and adorably fluffy babies – sloth have the ability to make any grown men swoon with delight.

Here are some funny Tumblr posts about this lazy couch-potatoes we just love. 

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Text - tyleroakley: multiplaying: multiplaying: so why does the flexed bicep emoji hands looks like a sloth CAN'T UNSEE.

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Text - benwinstagram The fact that sloths aren't extinct somehow proves that if u go at ur own pace and mind ur own fuckin business u too can succeed STRANGEBEAVER.con

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Text - itsmandolove Follow I KNOW IT'S NOT MANDALORIAN CONTENT BUT... I found my stuffed sloth doing yoga today, and it was too cute not to share.

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Text - 2 writing-prompt-s Sloths aren't lazy; they're just saving their energy. Today, that energy is released. bigbeefyladies this is singlehandedly the scariest fucking post on this hellsite what the fuck Source: writing-prompt-s

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Beige - truesnapplefacts Follow "Real Fact" #541 Sloths only seem slow because they are. Find more "Real Facts" at snapple.com

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Adaptation - 99ayamekage Follow Couldn't resist posting a pic of these chocolate filled croissants that have sloth-like faces!! Do you see it? They are so cute!

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Terrestrial animal - tootruefunfacts Follow FACTS Too True Fun Facts Sloths only go to the washroom once a week, in an event scientists call "The Great Aaaaaaahhhh!" mage: pixabay 2019 Too True Fun Facts Animal Fun Fact

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30 Quirky Tumblr Gems That Don’t Disappoint

As time-wasting sites go, Tumblr’s really got a bit of everything. This entertaining dump of Tumblr goodies spans many years, topics, and types of jokes. And it’s all primed and ready for your bored eyes and brains.

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Text - ink-and-roses: ahumblebard: doxian: I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson. Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl. SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin' motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. I didn't know I needed this in my life until now. This is never not funny Source: doxian

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Text - firlalaith: zombiefauns: i've figured out that horror games with grotesque monsters and spooky environments are -9000 scary if you pretend you're steve irwin on a mission to document the monster(s) "Lookie there. That's a six-foot grunt from the basement. A'hm gonna wrassle it." This is how I get thru a lot of scary environments without getting scared, it really works.

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Cartoon - JESSIE Jessie is the daughter of a famous Team Rocket operative. When she was very young, her mother left on assignment to track down the Mythical Pokémon Mew. So Jessie was raised mostly in a foster home. She grew up so poor that some of her meals were just snow. Jessie's mother never returned from her mission, and Jessie had a hard time finding her way in the world without her mother's guidance. She tried nursing school and joining a bike gang. Eventually, she enrolled in Pokémon Tec

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Text - English Game: place the word "only" anywhere on the sentence She told him that she loved him. parkourtoyoutoo: shadowwraiths: Ladies and Gentlemen, The English Language... What are you doing? STOP. THIS IS NOT FAIR.

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Text - hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood. just fyi do you think if you gave someone a huge shot of hydrogen peroxide straight into their bloodstream it would kill them? THIS GODDAMN WEBSITE IS JUST ALL MADE UP OF MURDERERS

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Text - australopitherex: just-shower-thoughts: How long does someone have to be dead before it's considered archeology instead of grave robbing? as an archaeologist, i find this a veRY AWKWARD QUESTION Source: just-shower-thoughts 99,186 notes 1

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Text - kayishgatsby rainbownova a Source: sequinsandpe. yhamster: notdavestrider: davies-rules-moffat-drools: my-placenta-is-on-fire: scarecrowartist: bekkaa: sweeter-than-tea: Did you know that by spelling the english word SOCKS outloud, you are also saying the spanish phrase Eso si que es, which means "It is what is is". My spanish teacher töld us this last year and I will never forget it can we say socks instead of yolo? yes. Mama, just kiled a man #SOCKS #espanyolo im laughing histerically r

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Text - not-safe-for-earth: madlori: destielcult: I will never understand why Sweeney Todd is such an underrated film on tumblr. I mean it's a musical about cannibalism featuring attractive psychopaths and the cast is 90% british. My friend Rachel refers to this movie as "Johnny Depp Slaughters the Cast of Harry Potter." ACCURATE

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Text - ididntgetthejoke brittneykelly8 Follow August 31st 2016, 10:57:49 pm - an hour ago bennyphantom Reasons l'm probably a cat -Passive aggressive -Needs attention but pretends I don't -Likes to be pet -Whiny -Doesn't know when to stop eating -Needs to sleep 10+ hours -Sheds a lot -Lays on the floor where people are trying to walk -Screams Source: bennyphantom 63,639 notes

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Text - nekrfa: i like how its englAND scotLAND ireLAND wales Every family has a Rebel Can we also talk about the Welsh flag Fuck you I have a dragon "IT'S NOT A PHASE, ENGLAND! THIS IS WHO I REALLY AM!" 151,468 notos

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Text - baozi-saurus-rex 2 theconsultingidjitstarw... Follow beyleesi: just-shower-thoughts: Just broke my personal record for consecutive days lived..Going for the record again tomorrow this is surprisingly extremely encouraging Source: just-shower-thoughts 202,147 notes

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Text - i-am-mr-clever: amoying: FACT: adding "inator 3000" to ANYTHING makes it 200 times COOLER ex. uncool noun: bird COOL noun: Birdinator 3000 thank you Dr. Doofenshmirtz

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Food - 1stave Eoyalxantoinetextblue: • eating chocolate does not trigger migraine headaches. • eating chocolate reduces the risk of heart disease and cancer. • eating chocolate does not give someone acne or other skin eruptions, • eating chocolate boosts one's appetite, but does not cause weight gain. • eating moderate amounts of chocolate makes one live almost a year longer, • eating chocolate releases endorphins in the brain, which act as pain-rellevers, • the sugar in chocolate may reduce str

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Text - ziraseal: naturemetaltolkien: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. you need to stop Source: naturemetaltolkien 93,877 notes

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Text - When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn't a creeper, and he definitely wasn't unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, "Oh god, he's

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Text - Medicine I don't remember exactly when the hallucinations began, but I do remember the first time I was in a ball on the floor crying my eyes out because of all the flames and screams, which apparently only I could see. My dad found me. I don't know how I would've pulled through if he hadn't been there telling me it would all be okay. That I was going to be fine. That everything would be fine. Afterwards he kept bugging me about seeing a doctor or a psychiatrist or a priest or someone, an

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Text - castiel-2y5 ampara louheart sadstagram YOUR BONES AND INSIDES HAVE NEVER SEEN SUNLIGHT AND THEY PROBABLY NEVER WILL uniess you get brutally murdered and ieft outside to rot US Whoa there friend you might need to slow down

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Adaptation - Everything in this room is catable. Éven l'am catablei But that is called cannibalism, my dear children and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. ive-got-a-dark-side: Johnny Depp smashed this role & if you think otherwise your argument is invalid.

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Text - aariandthediamonds: jesspinkman: being a pessimist is great i'm always either right or pleasantly surprised #the optimistic look on pessimism The paradox is high in this one

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Text - pros and cons of being friends with me punkukulele: pros • puns • free baked goods • honest opinions i laugh at everything • you're always the attractive friend • i never sleep so i'm always up to talk • i don't judge cons • puns • mental instability everything i say is annoying • i repeat myself a lot • i'm an anxious piece of trash • i sing a lot • i say so many self depreciating things it's pathetic • mood swings • i hardly go out Source: wisteria-jpg

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Face - Now Ma Rioling Idontwant to bothoryou 0-Iroally don't Butl-Ido have just ono question for you Way dia you RIn your husband? quantumbanana: 0 chill but 10000000% adorable just the usual

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Text - I hate myself but I still think I'm better than everybody else I hate people but l'd love to be in a relationship I love food but I don't want to get fat I want money but dont want a job look it's my entire life in a post

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Transport - Come a little closer Funeral servic m Jnastadeas m cynicallys ITS AN ADD FOR FUCKINF FUNERAL SERVICES

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Text - paintedspectres: cannibals-insomnia: I'm putting my cat on a vegan diet. "how could you do that! that's animal abuse" No it's not. a vegan- only diet is actually very healthy for them. "cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat" I know. that's why it's a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find. I got really angry for a minute then died of laughter. 44,448 notes

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Text - Missionary Baptist Church REMEMBER SATAN WAS THE FIRST TO DEMAND EQUAL RIGHTS witch-boots: emofag420: the-vengeful-crobat: flirtyfawn: | I hate living in Texas. Can't tell if this is anti-equal rights or pro-satan I'm deciding this is pro-satan Definitely pro-Satan.

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Text - Brain, noo00 . None of these Iden fit toge ther! Idea Idca PIdea Tdea Stine imaginarybatman: girlgrowingsmall: petitpotato: My brain is a simple one. This is beautiful. I want this on a shirt. This is accurate. Source: petitpotato 148,415 notes Idea

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Text - yesbrendonurie: cokeflow: You sing along to Panic At The Disco or you hop out of my car and walk by Fall Out Boy if you don't understand why this is funny, I don't think I can explain it to you. by Panic! At The Disco

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Text - shitilivefor: katara: i just pretend i know what im talking about 150% of the time if you can't blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit i think i just found my senior quote

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Text - guceubcuesu: paranoidjapandroid: "no" is too serious "nope" is too casual "nah" is just right "Did you kill this man?" "Nah"

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Text - boomsticks-and-firewater: puellamagidolaon: lovrdlogic: When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control. Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton. Source: platwaifu 212,493 notes

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Tumblr Thread: Medieval Battle Tactics Were Wild

Get ready to soak up all this random knowledge about just how wild medieval battle tactics were. It’s a true rollercoaster. 

Get ready to soak up all this random knowledge about just how wild medieval battle tactics were. It’s a true rollercoaster. 

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Thirty-Eight Miscellaneous Memes For Your Consumption

Thank God for Fridays, and for memes. What would we do without either of these things? Probably die. Anyway, scroll down for some dumb humor, and click here for more!

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Text - breakfastburritoe: stinkybarbie: breakfastburritoe: i drink a virgin screwdriver every morning im so hardcore isnt that just orange juice "sweats nervously" 16,414 notes

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Text - when you dont understand half the shit you see on instagram but you still tryna relate to the squad @Friend of Bae haha.totally af

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Nose - Kelbs @mx5kelby How imma propose to my future wife

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Text - @TitansHomer @TitansHomer · 24 Apr 2013 What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married? Feyonce. *drops mic, throws up dynasty sign* 13 3K * 3.2K

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Text - Liu Tze Long @itll sting a lot Women hate cargo shorts because it reveals the tactical inferiority of purses 12/3/17, 10:44 PM 475 Retweets 1,828 Likes

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Room - Breaking News: Woman gives speech about poverty in front of golden piano. mematic.net

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Text - hisshychild 3 pointlessteenagerstuffD badscienceshenanigans: when you feel sad just remember that the English language has a dedicated verb for sending people links to a Rick Astley music video Source: badsciencesh. 14,350 notes

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Signage - "Tell me something about yoself" Me: UGLY But HONEST

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Text - white middle-aged women on facebook: Haha LOL ! Great picture DEBBIE. I miss the kids.What a beautiful looking family.

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Text - MOKE WHEAT don't be a pussy 420 harvest it Imoa get grazed smoke dat fine wheat

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Text - Feb 18, 2015, 8:02 PM Want to come over to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror? That was honestly one of the most clever things I have ever heard Message Send

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Text - t3 O brian essbe O Retweeted Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin [at the vet with my cat] cat: meow me: i know, that's why i brought you here 08/01/2017, 19:24 5,874 Retweets 13.3K Likes

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Text - Daddyissues @Daddyissues_ Follow I'm an adult but more like an adult cat... Like someone should probably take care of me but I can also sorta make it on my own. RETWEETS FAVORITES 327 327

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Text - Laila Daho Y+ @LailaDaho Beyonce made a song called "Single Ladies" then went home to her husband & left you lonely hoes dancing in a circle pretending to be happy.

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Forehead - Boss: This is the third time you've been late to work this week. Do you know what that means? Me: eStupidResemes It's Wednesday?

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Cartoon - the-imgurian wojtekghost Source:arcgurren Change your perspective-- and the reality changes. arcqurren: slow the fuck down there aristotle youre like 3 years old wearing a fucking hard hat 60,579 notes

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Cartoon - When you talk for more than 10 seconds with a girl FORTNITE u/paolonoci BATTLE ROYALE I have failed you. ICS

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Text - JarrettTM @JarrettCole IG:@quotes.lea You ever hear a song so good you gotta restart it before it even finish 4/7/18, 3:32 PM 31K Retweets 59.8K Likes

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Text - jamafrayedknot: iamafrayedknot: imagine a dragon trying to blow up balloons but they keep setting on fire it's really sad also imagine it trying to blow out the candles on its birthday cake their birthdays must be awful imagine dragons I'm waking up to ash and dust I wipe my brow and I sweat my rust im breathing in the chemicals

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Text - Jared Oswald @Eyeronic_name "They don't call me sexy for nothing" Well, at least the first part is true 3/27/15, 10:45 AM 4 RETWEETS 18 FAVORITES

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Label - THEY CANT LICK OUR LIKE DICK IG DICK tPURLICAN THEY CAN'T LICK OUR DICK LIKE DICK OGA Líam Rudden @LiamRudden y Follow Richard Nixon campaign badges. Such innocent times. 3:58 AM - 11 Mar 2017 7 382 578

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Text - Shane Clifford Following @brilliantshane LSD. A great way to waste five hundred years in an afternoon. 6:00 PM - 9 Mar 2018 3 Retweets 77 Likes t7 3 77

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Text - Yahnek @YahnekT Sandra Bullock is 54????? Koko @Kowenmoffor Did y'all just discover this woman this week?

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Facial expression - Life: I've been rough on you these past couple of years. I'll give you a break Me: OMG Thank- Life: HonoSEXUALS MPUTEES? NTALLY RETARI APE? DERASTY? @BetaSalmon NOT!!

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Leg - "an actual representation of my life" POAYKT lei.ying.lo

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Text - wajed @borderlineyikes Me: why does my back hurt Also me:

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Cartoon - Lovecraft Saying that monster is indescribable Giving it 5 different descriptions

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Cat - Professor PuddinPop Colonel Snazzypants The Good King Snugglewumps Neutered Neutered Domestic Shorthair / Mix Domestic Shorthair / Mix 2 months Neutered 2 months Domestic Shorthair / Mix Ozaukee Campus Ozaukee Campus 2 months Ozaukee Campus

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Text - katiedollthesillyhead: antisocial-internet-addict: katiedollthesillyhead: gotta love knitting needles. i can make a scarf. i can make a hat. i can stab your eyes out. i can make mittens. What was that middle part? can make a hat

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Suit - *Gets called Sir once* Me: 23:58 Why I wear suits all the time TheReportOfTheWeek · 2M views 1 year ago Not Funny_ Luigi

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Text - FB@DANK MEMEOLOGY Kylie Jenner @KylieJenner I love life malik @Younghuevona bitch you rich of course you do

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Text - *Gets asked "how ya doin" at work* My Brain: Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Me: "Living the dream"

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Text - IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT THE NEW TOYOTA PRIUS? LOL - Lots of Legroom BRB - Backseat Reclines Bro OMFG - Outstanding Miles For Gallon TBH - The Best Hybrid WTF - Working The Fuel BDSM - Better Drive Safely Man!

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People - When the teacher asks you to grade yourself

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Text - When you can speak British, Canadian, Australian, and American Mr. Worldwid

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Electronic device - LLLD ***** 4 ports, January 20, 2014 By Daniel Verified Purchase (What's this?) This review is from: HDE USB Wall Charger LED Light Up 4 Port Travel A/C Power Adapter Charger Hub With Interchangeable Plug (Wireless Phone Accessory) My wife and I can now charge all of our devices simultaneously. Now all we fight about is her crippling alcoholism and my unhealthy obsession with Dakota Fanning

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Tumblr Post: Escaping From A Coffin If Buried Alive

Well, well, this quick and informative Tumblr post provides just the kind of knowledge that one would sincerely hope they never have to employ. Yes, we’re talking about making an escape from a coffin, if one ever finds themselves in the predicament of being buried alive. Hopefully, it’s knowledge that never needs to be used. But here it is anyways. Good old Tumblr pulling through in the weirdest of ways, yet again. 

Well, well, this quick and informative Tumblr post provides just the kind of knowledge that one would sincerely hope they never have to employ. Yes, we’re talking about making an escape from a coffin, if one ever finds themselves in the predicament of being buried alive. Hopefully, it’s knowledge that never needs to be used. But here it is anyways. Good old Tumblr pulling through in the weirdest of ways, yet again. 

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Text - laufie How to escape after being buried alive in a coffin. It could happen to anyone. People bury a person alive to scare them or to get rid of them. In this situation, rely only on yourself. 1. Do not waste oxygen. In a classic coffin there's only enough oxygen for about an hour, maybe two. Inhale deeply, exhale very slowly. Once inhaled - do not swallow, or you will start to hyperventilate. Do not light up lighters or matches, they will waste oxygen. Using a flashlight is allowed. Screa

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Text - 2 Shake up the lid with your hands. In some cheap low-quality coffins you will be able to even make a hole (with an engagement ring or a belt buckle.) 3 Cross your arms over your chest, holding onto your shoulders with your hands, and pull the shirt off upward. Tie it in a knot above your head, like so: knot collar Science

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Text - This will prevent you from suffocating when the dirt falls on your face. 4. Kick the lid with your legs. In some cheap coffins the lid is broken or damaged already after being buried, due to the weight of the ground above it. 5. As soon as the lid breaks, throw and move the dirt that falls through in the direction of your feet. When it takes up a lot of space, try pressing the ground to the sides of the coffin with your legs and feet. Move around a bit. 6 Whatever you do - your main goal

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Text - lilmuneca this is one of my biggest fears so this is helpful Source: vk.com

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Thirty-Nine Memes For Your Random Enjoyment

We gathered these memes up just for you, because we care about you and your entertainment. If you’re bored, scroll through them now, or save ’em for a rainy day! Click here for more amusing content!

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Text - so-many-feels: deucebowl: If I were a magic wizard I wouldn't harm people when they pissed me off, l'd just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds. i think you would be a very good wizard.

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Text - rocket @tweetsbyrocket me: someone we know is possessed by an owl friend: who? me: [narrows eyes] 12:57 · 20 Jul 19 · Twitter for Android 18.1K Retweets 80.3K Likes

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Text - Olly iConic @OllyiConic wife: i'm going into labor husband: when wife: now husband: [sets plate of nachos down] jesus christ karen i just made these

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Text - Loving Legos, DADS donuts and fart jokes KIDS THE DAD

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Text - i left you a surprise on your pillow omg no way i love u so much

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Text - Megan Brooks @megan_brooks180 Adulting is soup and I am a fork

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Text - Silent fight with your neighbour.. TWAT

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Text - man: how much time do i have? doc: 10 man: 10 what? doc: 9 wiseGEEK

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Text - Are you drinking more while in lockdown ? yes no

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Text - joe heenan @joeheenan Love getting sexy text messages from the missus iMessage Yesterday 21:44 Where's all the fucking raspberry cones you fucking fat bastard?

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Text - When someone says you can't be both passive aggressive and nice You're welcome. O@CreationsRoss Holding the Door Slightly Open For People 49K views 3.9K 64 Share Download Add to lolpics/scoopskipotatos

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Text - This bible verse always keeps me going Lunch 11:35 h regadasa Art we riting S- TBIRD onlytwitterpics

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Text - slutty satanistTM @_garbage_girl_ if i die and come back as a hillbilly is that called reintarnation

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Honeybee - Texan bees in the spring "beehaw

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Dog - I HAVE NO SHAME I JUMPED OUT OF THE CAR WINDOW AND GOT INTO THE NEXT CAR BECAUSE THE PERSON WAS EATING KFC CHICKEN

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Text - Pessimus Prime Professional Soya M... @BigJDubz Wife: no, I don't want to go to a Star Wars themed sex party. Ew Me: first off it's Star TREK and secondly it's called a Borgy

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Corn kernels - SOLVE WORLD HUNGER EAT, RINSE, REPEAT

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Text - luvyourselfsomeesteem How come when a house is haunted it's always ghost from the 1800's? Why there ain't ever any ghosts from 2007 who screams "ITS BRITNEY BITCH!" 3 in the morning

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Text - Roses are red, Sadly im awake I sexually identify as a mistake.

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Vehicle door - no i not @freeze_no My great aunt's petty ass told my mom to come outside for a birthday surprise and didn't even slow down

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Photo caption - Zachary Breeden • 18 tundi tagasi Tom Holland looks like Eminem's more positive younger cousin Skittles It 908 E 14

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Text - fishy @fishbowel Me: I love my new indestructible walls I just wish I had some kool-aid *audible thud outside house* Me: what was that

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Text - shut up, mike Follow @shutupmikeginn My funeral instructions to my family were to have me cremated, and I told my best friends under no circumstances should I be cremated. 6:18 AM - 2 Mar 2015 6 17 2,364 V 5,610

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Face - when u keep your thoughts to yourself your whole life

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Cartoon - When you're meme scrolling and keep running into inspirational quotes and positive messages. i don't like to feel good!I like to feel evil!

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Text - YUNO melonmemes MEME Sparkle Potato @sheseemslegit The word "homeowner" has the word "meow" in it. Good luck pronouncing it correctly ever again. You're welcome. 10/23/15, 10:01 AM Right Meow Source: melonmemes 194 notes

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Text - People with beards are just people without beards, with beards

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Text - Stefflon Jawn @RedDlicious The dick vein on a Snickers really makes it 6:17 PM 10 Jul 18 from Philadelphia, PA

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Text - Co-worker: You look so un- approachable Me: Yet, here you are.

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Text - nina @ninatreemonkey {Commercial for Floors} Is this you? {footage of man falling endlessly to oblivion} 7/29/15, 7:11 PM 2,721 RETWEETS 5,077 LIKES

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Movie - Raw Cookie Dough CDC Cast it into the oven! Bake it! Me No.

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Random Tumblr Rabbit Holes To Fill The Time

Tumblr and it’s endless series of rabbit holes never disappoints. There’s always a new Tumblr thread waiting to be explored, waiting to leave us mystified. The fandoms and the conspiracies and the strange observations from various Tumblr users, really keep us going. We’re still getting a kick out of the recent quick Tumblr thread that highlighted the hidden significance of a Ratatouille scene.

And if that didn’t fill your cup, check out this fun Tumblr thread about how dwarves have intelligent super beards.

Tumblr and it’s endless series of rabbit holes never disappoints. There’s always a new Tumblr thread waiting to be explored, waiting to leave us mystified. The fandoms and the conspiracies and the strange observations from various Tumblr users, really keep us going. We’re still getting a kick out of the recent quick Tumblr thread that highlighted the hidden significance of a Ratatouille scene.

And if that didn’t fill your cup, check out this fun Tumblr thread about how dwarves have intelligent super beards.

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Text - justyouraveragehufflepuff Follow Things to bring back in books: Chapter titles Actually having a synopsis on the back instead of reviews no one will read #books #reading 98,951 notes

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Text - silentthevoice Petition to change "he looked at her like she was the sun" to "he looked at her like she was the moon" and any other variation bc I look at the moon in wonder and love and amazement while I've only ever just squinted angrily at the sun louisamayanniecat He looked at her like she was the sun, in that he never looked at her except in frustration. He basked in her warmth, he complained when she was gone, but he never looked. On days she was muted, he complained. On days she wa

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Text - m4ge there's a guy in one of my classes who i am secretly battling for dominance over by wearing awful hipster outfits. i dont know if he is thinking the same thing but regardless i intend to win i thought i won today when i walked into class wearing my awful 1995 figure skating tour of the world (sponsored by campbells soup) t-shirt, mom jeans, and 1980 moscow olympics-theme denim jacket but then he had to walk in wearing a donald duck jacket with matching donald duck socks like what a f

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Text - * dark-whimsy Follow haaskarotta Pets becoming parents is something strangely funny and funnily strange. Like here is Her, the small fluffy idiot, who has now produced several even smaller, fluffier tiny idiots, that she is now in charge of. Today she farted in her sleep so loudly she startled herself awake, and the whole litter scattered in panic. Source: haaskarotta 72 notes

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Text - M mkaiser323 It's fun to chant "Bloody Mary" into your car's side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up. skyrover9 Being a dick even to demons Source: mkaiser323 815,026 notes

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Text - wumblr today i saw a cat who immediately and casually hissed at me on sight but after i said "that's rude" he meowed politely wumblr odds-in-ends-my-friends Just tryin out some noises

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Text - pasta-pp Sc-offrb Follow ginkgocrown-old I used to call in to my local radio station every day in middle school and request that they play the Kingdom Hearts theme and they never did because I didn't understand how the radio worked back then but one day, one fucking day the radio host was like "for the kid who keeps requesting this song for two years straight, here you go, oh and by the way we're blocking your number" and they fucking played it and beating the system was worth never being

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Text - menats A girls voice in game chat is more powerful than any us marine didyougetmysteriousimagines Fun story (maybe?): when I was younger, my brother was super duper into COD and he is actually really freaking good at it. So one day, he gave me his mic headset and told me to talk while he was playing and it was WILD. The levels of salt that young men produce when under the impression that a little girl is destroying them in COD is a beautiful thing.

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Text - danmangan things that are enjoyable: • showers things that are not enjoyable: • getting in the shower • getting out of the shower

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Text - undeterr-ed Friendly reminder "Doing your best" does not mean working yourself to the point of a mental breakdown. vastderp this one still smashes me in the face ten times a year. do not ignore pain, it's no longer your best at that point xovortex it's no longer your best at that point

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Text - fun fact: if a persons body odor smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that any offspring you produce together will have a stronger immune system is greater. this is fascinating so you're saying deodorant is the reason none of us can find love

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Text - leftboob-enthusiast "you don't need to be stressed!" okay but consider this:I am

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Text - primrooks a blonde guy with a magic hammer goes after his colleague, a big dude with giant fists and an anger management problem, teams up with a fierce female fighter with a tragic past, all while trying to navigate a strange, colorful world forever locked in a sensationalized competition and run by an old man with a flamboyant demeanor. along the way, he runs into a disgraced royal heir with a penchant for green and mischief is the movie thor: ragnarok or wreck-it ralph im-fairly-whitty

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Text - sebastlianstan Uptown funk would've made it onto the shrek soundtrack where-is-the-apple-juice that's the truest statement i've ever read Source: selivakyle-archive 662,628 notes

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Text - silverhawk i had a dream last night that mothman was getting sued by the state of west virginia for accidentally breaking light posts and he hired me as his lawyer and in court i was like "now my client is a giant moth so you cant blame him for loving lights" and halfway through my speech i turned to address mothman and saw he was bumping into the courtroom lights and they broke and caused a power outage

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Text - generalgrievousdatingsim im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice generalgrievousdatingsim Things a Cowboy Should Not Do Here are some words to live by according to cowboys. Some are really good advice and all are funny cowboy sayings. • Don't squat with your spurs on. • Don't let your yearnings get ahead of your earnings. • Don't dig for water under the outhouse. • Don't go in if you don't know the way out. • Don't mess with something th

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Text - generalgrievousdatingsim • If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging. • It's better to keep your mouth shut and look stupid than open it and prove it. • If it doesn't seem to be worth the effort it probably isn't. • Just 'cause trouble comes visiting doesn't mean you have to offer it a place to sit down. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back. • Nature gave us all something to fall back on, and sooner or later we all land flat

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Text - Innea Okay so Norway is like such an odd country cause like listen to this Norwegians consume 9% of all Pepsi max produced Norwegians eat the second most tacos in the world, just after Mexico Norwegians drink the second most coffee in the world, just after USA Norwegians read the second most comic books in the world, just after japan There are only 5 million people in Norway decepticonsensual And apparently they are having an AMAZING time.

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Text - nest-deactivated20181209 there's a chinese exchange student in my composition class and we were being presented something about how you can use brackets to signify translation and there was chinese text on the screen and the prof said to him "what does that say?" and he deadpanned "i can't speak chinese" and everyone sat there in dumbfounded silence and then the presenter clicked to show that the text literally said "i can't speak chinese" with the most shit-eating grin on his face magedo

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Tumblr Thread: Hidden Significance Of Ratatouille’s Chef Boyardee Scene

This quick and fun Tumblr thread highlights the hidden significance of the Chef Boyardee scene in Ratatouille. You can learn something new every day. Pretty cool that the movie incorporated an important part of history. A fair number of folks would otherwise assume that Chef Boyardee was a historical mascot. Thus is not the case! 

This quick and fun Tumblr thread highlights the hidden significance of the Chef Boyardee scene in Ratatouille. You can learn something new every day. Pretty cool that the movie incorporated an important part of history. A fair number of folks would otherwise assume that Chef Boyardee was a historical mascot. Thus is not the case! 

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Rude Chinese Customer Doesn’t Know Cashier Speaks Mandarin Chinese

This is why everyone should just be nice to each other, and not go around trash talking people. What’s the point of trash talk anyways? What does it do? The look on these rude customers’ faces must’ve been nothing short of pure terror, indeed. 

This is why everyone should just be nice to each other, and not go around trash talking people. What’s the point of trash talk anyways? What does it do? The look on these rude customers’ faces must’ve been nothing short of pure terror, indeed. 

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Text - They didn't know I speak Chinese too So I'm a white Caucasian female, but I am fluent in Mandarin Chinese and English. Now, looking at me, you wouldn't know I can speak Mandarin, which is why I find it absolutely hysterical to mess with people when they come through my line speaking Chinese, and I understand every word their saying. My co workers find it especially hysterical. Okay, so the other day this Chinese couple came through my line, and I asked them (in english) all of the questio

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Text - Anyway, I started ringing up their stuff, and the wife said to her husband "Tell her not to bruise the bananas" in Chinese, and i didn't say anything. The wife said "tell the stupid girl to go faster" in mandarin. I smiled at her and pretended like I had no idea what she was saying. She kept commenting on how my hair was like a boys (I have short hair, its honestly not even that short) and how her grandfather would have gone faster than I was going, all of this in chinese. and then, she s

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Text - And i watched with enjoyment as a look of sheer terror spread across her face, as she realized I understood everything she had said before. She just stood there with her mouth open and her husband said (in chinese) "This is why you shouldn't trash talk employees while their standing right in front of you" And i replied (in english) “He's right" They paid, the husband apologized, and left. After they walked out the door my manager and co worker and I were laughing so hard, even though bein

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Forty-Two Entertaining Memes Worth Scrolling Through

Let’s face it, we’re all in dire need of entertainment. We’ve all been stuck inside our homes for months at this point and the insanity has very much kicked in. So scroll down for some entertainment, and click here for even more, because you could definitely use it right now.

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Cool - When she used to be crazy but God changed her Life hood Preacher ent

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Fashion accessory - Me in the mirror after a mental breakdown: @sluttystarfish you're a star, baby

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Text - biggest-gaudiest-patronuses seduce me with ridiculous history facts chrownox Pineapples used to be so expensive that people would rent them for partys as prestige decoration biggest-gaudiest-patronuses that's the shit 5,857 notes

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Photo caption - 2 months ago this woman hit the scene asking y'all to repent... Ya didn't wanna listen and now the coronavirus is here. Can't you see that she was trying to help you MOTHER FUCKERS.

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Organism - giannyI @giiiannyy mom: did you smoke? me: no mom: look at me me: Sannabis.arg

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Facial expression - Someone said Shannon Sharpe looks like the original Barney and now I can't unsee it

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Face - Parasite : Invades my Body Me: SABCO Am la to you?

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Adaptation - ravioli ravioli give'me the one ringoli no eevee-the-evolutionist: jolty-the-jolteon: | omfg That's it. That's the movie.

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Photo caption - Keep complaining about the quarantine You just bought yourself another month. You wanna keep going, pal? I can do this all 2020.

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Text - When you put your phone in airplane mode but it falls when you throw it Syou are a bold one LIAR!

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Text - bluehairedunicorn Therapist: You're a nice person Friends: You're a nice person Family: You're a nice person Me: Yeah but what if l'm actually shit nudityandnerdery Me: Oh, fuck, I tricked so many people into thinking l'm nice, that's just how shit I am. thefifthemerald This post is very loud.

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Text - My wife: Since we're stuck home, let's clean the entire house Me: @tank.sinatra Yeah it's gonna be a no from me dog

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Face - Black Man: *Reaches for license and registration* Police: So you have chosen death

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Fictional character - Joe Exotic, Carole Baskin, and Doc Antle doing the exact same thing in slightly different ways

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Face - Coronavirus:

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Cartoon - Me trying to solve a question during the exam Me deciding which memes to send to certain people depending on their meme knowledge Denim

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Text - Me reading about Coronavirus 30 seconds after I swore I wouldn't read about Coronavirus anymore @tank.sinatra

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Face - The first guy to try mom's spaghetti must have been like: adam.the.creator

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Human - Literally everyone after the coronavirus vaccine is developed I can touch you, nowl

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Photo caption - Lulu @90DayBachelor_ AT I LOVE G Joe: "I've had my days of meth" Us: #TigerKing #TigerKingNetflix WELL, OBVIOUSLY. GIF 8:10 PM · 3/27/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Vertebrate - Dog: wow I sure love when it's so quiet and peaceful Dog to Dog: violently lick your genitals until everyone in the room is uncomfortable

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Text - Fresh Oats TM @YourDarlingSon Sing this to the tune of "Old MacDonald" Fresh Oats TM @YourDarlingSon I'm so stressed that sunlight hurts. I am gods mistake 11/20/17, 16:41

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Dog - Franklin took his baths in the sink as a puppy and refuses to ever pupgrade to the tub...

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Face - A haircut can make you look like a... Pansy Badass Cheerleader Woman Mother MILF Sex Offender Professional Leader To boldly go where no hair has gone before...

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Photo caption - Me: So when can we leave our houses next? Government: IT'S GONna BE MAY made with mematic Posted in r/memes by u/gopokes307 O reddit

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Beverage can - Dr Pper (23) Rep Est.1885 I don't think that can's ever been to medical school.

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Green - ALALAND GRAPHICS 2015 WE ARE CANADIAN BORG RESISTANCE WOULD BE IMPOLITE PLEASE WAIT TO BE ASSIMILATED POUR L'ASSIMILATION EN FRANÇAIS, VEUILLEZ APPUYER LE "2"

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Facial expression - Artist rendering of Avengers aged-up S.

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Canidae - When you send someone a meme across the room and wait for their reaction

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Text - Period: You want cookies Period: You want to fuck Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies. Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we? Period: Kill them. Period: Kill them too. Period: Kill them and eat their cookies. Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon. Period: HАНАНАНАНА NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU. Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry

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Text - D So it begins DoesMyBreathSmell + 4 h Expat Med @DrExpat_ I LEFT MY FRONT DOOR OPEN AND MY ROOMBA JUST WENT OUT AND I CAN'T FIND IT. WHAT ARE THE CONSEQUENCES OF THIS. IT HAS NO NATURAL PREDATORS. robot overlords 17,072 views BEST COMMENTS E COMMENT commentsivehadafew • 4h 19 replies It'll be dead soon. Nature abhors a vacuum. 1 743 Reply

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Face - The key is to give hope to my patients

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Jacket - I'm telling my kids this is the medic who saved us from Coronavirus #TigerKing

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Text - Stop using Anti-Orc Language Instead of: Say: We've had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinking days! I am starving Honey, get the kids Find the halflings! you can't boss me around i don't take orders from orc maggots Our food is here Looks like meat's back on the menu boys! Queue up in an orderly line Form ranks, you maggots!

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Face - nate @Nate_Kral I couldn't resist #TigerKing Lawful Good Neutral Good Chaotic Good Lawful Neutral True Neutral Chaotic Neutral Lawful Evil Neutral Evil Chaotic Evil 4:13 PM · 3/28/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Dog - Hurted? You may be owed Treatos. Call Rouzer and GusGus. We firm. We do a Bork for you.

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Comics - Not all dogs are good boys Some are good girls adewith eman

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Owl - GadzWolf 11 • för 3 månader sedan Just a reminder that furbies have forward facing eyes, a key indicator of being a predatory creature.

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Water transportation - Me trying to 'calm my dog down My friend at the door HA594 My dog who heard the doorbell ring

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Text - HOW'S THAT EXPIRED MEAT FROM THE WALMART TRUCKS? 714: İRE GRRREAT! TONY PhotoGrid

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Text - Me and the boys chillin at the hospital while the psychiatrist tries to explain the severity of my schizophrenia

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Tumblr Thread: Angels Are Benevolent Lovecraftian Monsters

The whole, “do not be afraid” greeting makes sense now. Ah, yes, Tumblr hits a home run yet again. This time, Tumblr users pile on with various imaginative suggestions for what angels could’ve looked like. The interpretations are unsettling, to say the least. 

The whole, “do not be afraid” greeting makes sense now. Ah, yes, Tumblr hits a home run yet again. This time, Tumblr users pile on with various imaginative suggestions for what angels could’ve looked like. The interpretations are unsettling, to say the least. 

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Font - S the-mighty-birdy Anonymous asked: What do angels actually look like per the bible? revelation19 answered: Well, according to Ezekiel 1 they might look something like this...

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Wing - According to Daniel 10 something like this... According to Isaiah 6... In Ezekiel 10...

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Text - Basically, when the people writing Scripture tried to describe what they saw when they saw an angel... they run into the end of their imagination... they can never quite seem to fully explain it because they had trouble even comprehending what they saw, let alone being able to describe it to someone else. musiqchild007 ŘEAL revelation19 Yeah, that's usually how people responded to seeing them in the Bible... the-unreadable-book There's a good reason why angels' standard greeting is 'Do no

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Text - glitterbomb-goblinking I used to listen to this radio show and one thing I remember because it was so funny was a Christmas special where an angel showed up to tell the shepherds about the birth of Christ. The conversations went: Angel: "FEAR NOT." Shepherds: "screaming* Angel: "I SAID FEAR NOT." Shepherds: "screaming LOUDER* Angel: "WHAT PART OF FEAR NOT ARE YOU NOT UNDERSTANDING?" cameoamalthea So demons are fallen angels but they don't look scary because they're fallen, that's just wha

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Text - mathblr I'M GONNA JUST SEND MOM veronica-rich God: The humans are scared. Mary: Fine. I'm on it. upallnightogetloki Jesus: It's either Mom or the thousand eyed flaming wheel, Dad, do you really think the humans are gonna be chill with that when they're terrified of spiders already? God: Hey now, some of those spiders eat birds. Jesus: ...Dad.... God: ...To be fair, Australian wildlife was my dark creation phase. fawningparadox Australian wildlife was my dark creation phase

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Text - ryandevon This is my new favorite post ohmygad-icantevans I love this 100% religious educational post ashfreesky This is absolutely beautiful. And every single one of those angelic descriptions is spot on in the bible. I guess we'll see when we get there. writteninsomnia @friendly-neighborhood-patriarch friendly-neighborhood-patriarch Excellent aven-rave Angels are literally just benevolent Lovecraftian abominations with wings. Source: revelation19 331,211 notes Jan 27th, 2018

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Tumblr Thread: Cultural Differences Between Goblins And Orcs

More gold from the wonderful minds of Tumblr. This quick and fun Tumblr thread looks at hypothetical cultural differences between orcs and goblins. It’s an engaging read. 

More gold from the wonderful minds of Tumblr. This quick and fun Tumblr thread looks at hypothetical cultural differences between orcs and goblins. It’s an engaging read. 

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Text - firebirdeternal You know what's more fun than worldbuilding that makes some fantasy races EEEEVIIIIIIILLLLL!!!!? Worldbuilding that gives the different races cultural differences that help explain why there's a lot of conflict between them:

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Text - Goblin culture doesn’t have a concept of “Property". A stick on the ground and a tool in a locked shed are equally up for grabs if a thing needs doing. They casually take and leave things all over their communities, eat from communal pots, and genuinely Do Not Understand why the Core Races are so Angry and prone to Violence all the time.

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Text - Consequently Goblins who live near Core communities develop a reputation as “Thieves" despite not even having a *word* for that. (The closest word they have is more like “Greedy" and it means a person that hides things so nobody else can use them, and it's a surefire fight-starter to call a Goblin that)

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Text - Common Orc Spiritual beliefs hold that a Soul can only grow stronger by overcoming Challenges in life, and see intruding on another person's Challenge unasked for as not just Rude, but Deeply Harmful. You're Stealing their chance to Grow. Asking for help is deeply personal and doing so can be both a way to grow closer with them or a too-personal intrusion, depending on your existing relationship with them.

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Text - An exception is Children, as far as most Orcs are concerned, all Children are fundamentally the responsibility of the Whole Community, regardless of whose child they are, or even if said child is an Orc at *all*. This means that Orcs who live near Core neighbors often seem Rude and Standoffish if not outright hostile, because they neither ask for nor offer aid even in times of trouble, and respond to unasked

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Text - for aid themselves with Anger. There are even rumors that they Steal Children, because if an Orc finds a child lost in the woods they're pretty much immediately going to start feeding it, and if they can't find where to bring it back to, or it doesn't seem to be well cared for, they're just gonna keep it. crazy-pages This. I like this.

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Quick Tumblr Thread: Intellectual Elitism Gets Called Out

This quick and funny Tumblr thread addresses the absurd and unnecessary nature of intellectual elitism. Just cause some writing isn’t the most popular thing in school (or anywhere else) doesn’t mean that it doesn’t possess value. Some folks accept that, some folks don’t. If you’re looking for another Tumblr rabbit hole to fall down, check out the recent thread that looks at the discreet genius behind Nick Fury, in a famous scene from Captain America: The First Avenger.

If that didn’t fill your cup, then check out these Tumblr gems of historical persuasion.

This quick and funny Tumblr thread addresses the absurd and unnecessary nature of intellectual elitism. Just cause some writing isn’t the most popular thing in school (or anywhere else) doesn’t mean that it doesn’t possess value. Some folks accept that, some folks don’t. If you’re looking for another Tumblr rabbit hole to fall down, check out the recent thread that looks at the discreet genius behind Nick Fury, in a famous scene from Captain America: The First Avenger.

If that didn’t fill your cup, then check out these Tumblr gems of historical persuasion.

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Thirty-Four Random Memes To Get Your Day Started Off Right

Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning? If so, fear not because we have some memes that we think will make your day that much better! 

Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning? If so, fear not because we have some memes that we think will make your day that much better! 

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Cartoon - Yes powder that makes you say "Yes"

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Cuisine - Nothing like some bananas and ketchup to start the morning off right.

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Text - you: why do I feel terrible body: coffee is not a meal body: eat a vegetable body: sleep you: guess we'll never know body: oh my god

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Text - friend: so if you had any superpower, what wo- me: shapeshifting. friend: ok, wow, that was fast. why? me:

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Font - the poison the poison for kuzco the poison chosen specially to kill kuzco kuzco's poison kronk

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Cartoon - Dont say this is not lesbian goals

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Event - Hello, I'm Kim Yo-Jong. I'm 32 years old and I'm the youngest daugther of the Kim dynasty. I live in Pyongyang. My brother just died and today is my first day as the Supreme Leader. Worse of all, l'm running late. Kyaaaaaa... *opening noises*

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Cartoon - THE WORLD. now? god your IS HERE IN

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Sleeve - Nah fuck it, l'II get this done tomorrow" Yesterday me Today me

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Text - Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs she wears short shorts I wear long longs she's cheer cheerer and i'm on the sit sits

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Product - pseudomantis Peper IT'S NOT FOR WOMEN. TEN BOLD ANTR transgirl-link I take a sip of this and Dr. Pepper himself drops down from the ceiling and breaks my neck spiroandthelacktones I found out I was trans when I tried to drink this and my hand clipped through It

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Cartoon - THE IN THE CHAT

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Hair - When you're giving kudos to your friend for his performance as the lead role in an autobiographical film about him. Congratulations, you played yourself.

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Facial hair - Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an Elf. Shize How about side by side witha side? Aye, I eye eye eye

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Face - when the beat slaps but the lyrics are problematic

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Cartoon - How to assert dominance using only whale noises

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Text - The reason Batman doesn't cover his whole face is because he needs the police to know he's white 10:43 PM · 08 Apr 20 · Twitter for iPhone 2,353 Retweets 8,512 Likes Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?

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Green - Friengsnio ended With Tuf Grass Now NATIVE HABITAT IS my best frend

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Text - I HAVE WALKED ACROSS THE SURFACE OF THE SUN. MARTHAPOSTING I'VE WITNESSED A MAN TURN HIMSELF INTO A PICKLE. IT WAS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I WILL EVER SEE.

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Text - Secretfreckles @Frogpotter10 I just want to be skinny but food calls to me like the ocean calls Moana. 9:17 AM - 1/13/20 · Twitter for iPhone ili View Tweet activity

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Product - Today, 9:32 pm It's beanut butter Please stop this, you're scaring my family.

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Facial expression - WHEN THE POLICE SHOW UP AT APPLEBEE'S AND TELL YOU TO PUT THE SWORD DOWN AND PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON BUT YOU HAVENT EVEN FINISHED YOUR FIRST BAHAMA MAMA: No, I don't think I will

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Cat - When you're making food at 4 a.m. and you forget to stop the microwave

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Flightless bird - @lilaesthoe hi there just stopping by to tell you that you "are loved and appreciated

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Facial expression - It's CHICKEN NUGGETS. chicky nuggies

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Cartoon - disney animator in the 70's: none of you get this but wait 50 years

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Face - FOLE clickhole + Follow "They made the video game before I actually knew how to skate, so I was basically forced into learning how to do it." -Tony Hawk On his career

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Mammal - don't talk to me or my son ever again

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Sign - I hate it when you see a sign and suddenly your plans are ruined

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Forty-One Dumb Memes And Pics For A Dose Of Strange Entertainment

Hello friends, how are you doing today? Not great? You’re bored out of your mind? Well lucky for you, we have what you need in terms of entertainment! And check out even more randomness here!

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Text - Riot 2020 BURN THIS MOTHERFUCKER DOWN EAT THE RICH DIRECT ACTION GETETHE GO000)

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Cartoon - Your signs can't stop me because I can't read

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Companion dog - *gentle gasp* "Trash" JERSEY ROYS SPa CHAPE

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Animated cartoon - CHO0 CH00CHOOSE TOLIVE!

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Cartoon - Be Not Afraid

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Text - couriers-mile Elf androgyny and dwarf androgyny and orc androgyny are like three very different forms of androgyny and defiance of the binary and they're all so good theyoungerwhatelydaughter Elf: everyone's pretty, but has no ass. Dwarf: everyone's hairy, but has no ass. Orc: everyone's SHREDDED and can crack walnuts between their cheeks. dazzle-camouflage Goblin androgyny: you're small and horrible and you're pretty certain that 'gender' was a kind of beetle you ate last week.

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Product - pseudomantis Peper IT'S NOT FOR WOMEN. TEN BOLD ANTR transgirl-link I take a sip of this and Dr. Pepper himself drops down from the ceiling and breaks my neck spiroandthelacktones I found out I was trans when I tried to drink this and my hand clipped through It

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Green - my university has these toilets and they're honestly ridiculous "what is your gender?" "Top hats" fabrickind *walks up to these toilets in a bowler hat and red lipstick* *panics* canned-chaos both of these toilets are for liza minnelli and no one else Source: teamrocketing TOTLET TOTLET

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Cat - P TEAM

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Text - mortuarybees it's jsut fucked up that we bred pigeons to be our companions and then when we no longer had use of them we just abandoned them and now we treate them like menaces and pests and people want them dead they are our FRIENDS mortuarybees I was drunk but right 123,571 notes

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Text - NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES I AM EATING ENOUGH CORN CHIPS TO UPSET GOD 12:08 pm · 26 Apr 20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - "How's life?" Me: НА НА НА!!!!WHEEEEEEE!!!!!

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Cartoon - THE GREAT PLAGUE OF 1665 LONDON RECOVERING FROM 1563 PLAGUE 1578 PLAGUE 1593 PLAGUE 1603 PLAGUE 1625 PLAGUE 1636 PLAGUE THE GREAT FIRE OF 1666 KA

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Organism - I thought the idea of having a 'spirit animal' was a load of bullshit until I saw this giant, punk rock snail eating people. superalejandrita202 | Mermedroid

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Text - look-like-a-radical-normal Someone who's never seen Rocketman, please explain to me what's happening here. manda-kat Maleficent's younger and more fashionable brother stares down the latest target of his wrath: Richie Rich. knife-dad A tiefiling bard about to absolutely roast this unsuspecting child captainkirks-assandmrspocks-sass Satan's Quinceciñera gets internrupted by the home alone kid tiefling-queer just an average episode of mighty morphing power rangers

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Text - Please do not tap on glass. Programmers are easily scared and will start to cry. Violently. Please enter SLOWLY while singing 'Ave Maria' to avoid an incident. Thank you.

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Cat - Waves of existential panic Me just trying to muddle through life with some semblance of enjoyment

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Text - daddyroboarm someone: *mentions my favorite character* me: *vibrating at frequency that shatters glass* yeah I love them a normal amount thehipsterbubble Don't call me out like this

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Photograph - ANIME OPENING ANIME ENDING

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Capybara - Hup

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Cat - UTINI MARTINI smallest-feeblest-boggart I feel like the fact this got popular without a dominant caption is a tribute to 2020

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Transport - 117 WATCH YOUR STEP That surreal feeling when the train driver is wearing a cowboy hat..

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Cartoon - Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture. They're the same picture.

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Cartoon - if there are infinite universes then how come i got stuck in the one where im sad all the time MILK

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Cuisine - NEW HECIPE NOT POCKETS trand sandwiches Nihilist RecipeTM Made with nothingness 2 SANDWICHES

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Green - Friengsnio ended With Tuf Grass Now NATIVE HABITAT IS my best frend

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Dog - Savana

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Building - 35 MY FUCKING RESTAURANT RB TAPAS Y PUATTOLOS. TAPAS PLATILLOS. DOTOES LBL7 JXJ

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Light

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Cartoon - Fun activities to do six feet apart.

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Dog - When you grow out of your favorite shirt

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Text - magnet @arcadeseals me: [being murdered] tell my gf i love her wife: [murdering intensifies] 22:39 · 30 May 19· Twitter for Android

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Vertebrate

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Toy - LIMITED EDITiot STAY HOME Charmin ar the go PANDEMIC Parbie 3+ WARNING

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Cartoon - Dont say this is not lesbian goals

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Money - No one: Russian vending machines: pines Автомат сдачу не выдает Machine does not surrender KaTRAN

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Dog - cluedont @cluedont Day 18 of lock down. Filled the dog with helium.

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Art - CAROLES HUSBAND TASTER GRREAT! 1 TI

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Quick Tumblr Thread Appreciates Different Perspectives

This brief and wholesome Tumblr thread takes a moment to appreciate the different perspectives of human beings that are deaf or blind. It’s quite endearing. Especially that hilarious moment that the professor realized the student could see, and might want the light on for a test. 

This brief and wholesome Tumblr thread takes a moment to appreciate the different perspectives of human beings that are deaf or blind. It’s quite endearing. Especially that hilarious moment that the professor realized the student could see, and might want the light on for a test. 

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