Man Gives Himself Food Poisoning To Win Argument

People will go to extraordinary lengths to win arguments. In this case, we’re looking at a dude who was so committed to proving his point, that he gave himself food poisoning in the process. 

People will go to extraordinary lengths to win arguments. In this case, we’re looking at a dude who was so committed to proving his point, that he gave himself food poisoning in the process. 

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Text - r/tifu + Join u/evil-ex-girlfriend • 30d 2 1 1 1 1 F 1 3 1 1 2 1 TIFU by giving myself mild food poisoning to win a petty argument. Have you ever done a dumb thing out of spite? Buckle up. I have an ongoing zoodle infatuation because zoodles are a low-guilt sauce converyor belt to my mouth. I've stocked up on pasta sauce and I'm taking mealtimes SERIOUSLY. Nothing is wasted, leftovers are used, end of story. So a couple days ago when my boyfriend, let's call him David, found an open bottl

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Text - David: "This has to go in the fridge. It's probably no good now." Me, not openly questioning my partner's judgement, but also knowing that he does not count the forehead as part of the face so I cannot put blind faith in everything he says: "It will be fine. I opened it, like, yesterday. Or, two days ago." David: "It should have been refrigerated. I really don't think you should eat this." Now, I've watched David put sesame oil in the fridge. He thinks soy sauce belongs in the fridge. We

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Text - The vodka sauce goes into the fridge instead of the trash. Cut to yesterday night, where I have already eaten dinner but I am an emotional binge eater and I had to fill the sad with food, you know how it goes. What will make the sad go away? Zoodles with the opened Vodka sauce. It was only until after I had made everything did I notice the perfect, circular fluff of mold growing on the lid of the sauce jar. But it's only on the lid, right? If I tell David about this, while he would never

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Text - It's fine. The food is fine, I think as I eat it. I tell myself that it doesn't taste off in the way that you tell yourself that vegetarian sausage tastes like the real thing. The vodka sauce quietly goes into the garbage. Cut to midnight, where we are watching a movie. Things are feeling off in my stomach, and there's some major gurgling going on. Then there's a shift, and pain explodes through the red carpet of my intestines for a good long while until I have no choice but to explain to

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Text - David does not say "I told you so", but I know he is secretly balancing the checkbook of arguments he's won. He rubs my belly while I cry. I love him. It's now 3AM and I've been farting for what feels like my entire life? Once upon a time, I had a life and a job and could go outside, and nowI have no life and no job and my knees are at ear-level while l'm on the john, seranading my septic system with a cacophony of rich bass and tenor farts. I'm sweating harder than I do when I work out.

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Text - shouldn't have died on. Don't be like me, kids. Tl;dr: I gave myself food poisoning and turned myself into an ass trumpet to win an argument. Lost the argument anyway.

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Man Investigated By FBI For Doing His Job

Sounds like a truly nightmarish day on the job. Poor guy was just trying to do the work that he was tasked doing, and ends up walking right into a full on mess. Get the dude a raise or something for the hassle. 

Sounds like a truly nightmarish day on the job. Poor guy was just trying to do the work that he was tasked doing, and ends up walking right into a full on mess. Get the dude a raise or something for the hassle. 

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Text - r/tifu + JOIN u/nothintooseahear • 4d TIFU by being investigated by the FBI for doing my job This happened about a decade ago, and l'm finally comfortable sharing this anonymously to the public.

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Text - TL;DR I was tasked with researching a subject for my government job, and asked some questions online that led to me being investigated and eventually interrogated as a potential terrorist by the FBI and NCIS. After I graduated from college, I used to work for the Navy as an engineer and direct federal employee. During my time there I mostly worked on small budget experimental and prototype projects. At one point, our team discussed placing our prototype on an RC airplane for testing purpo

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Text - on my team had much experience with RC planes, but I had a little experience with multirotors from a college senior project. I gladly volunteered to research the subject as it sounded interesting. Initially, I used google to find some RC planes what would meet our requirements. Unfortunately, most RC planes at the time were sold as a frame, and required you to choose an engine, propeller, batteries and other components that affect the capabilities of the airplane. The best place to find i

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Text - these planes was on online forums. Each model of airplane often had its own thread with hobbyist discussing the various configurations and performance characteristics of the plane. I found a particular RC airplane that I thought would meet my team's needs. I hopped on the forum and innocently asked how much weight the plane could carrying and how fast it could go. At first, I received some genuine responses until someone said, "Wait a minute, why are you asking?!" I panicked. I baked up s

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Text - messaged two of the most vocal users who were certain I was a terrorist to let them know I worked for the Navy, and wasn't a terrorist. One user believed me; one called me a liar. I ultimately decided it was time to cut my losses and deleted my account from the forum. We ended up not using RC planes at the time and I thought that was that. I put it out of my mind. About 4 months later, I received a call at 4:30pm from someone I will refer to as Special Agent Smith with NCIS. On the phone,

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Text - Smith asked if I could come visit him at his office right then. My job, at the time, was legally required to be a 9-5. My pregnant wife was expecting me home at about 5:15pm. Sol asked Special Agent Smith how long it would be and what the nature of the visit was. He responded with, "Only about half an hour" and "I'll tell you when you get here." I sent my wife a quick text that l'd be a little late getting home, and headed over to the NCIS office. I left my cell phone at the front desk an

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Text - clicked away at his keyboard filling in a bunch of information into some form. The questions started simple, like, "What are your hobbies?" and "How are you liking your job?" The conversation continued casually with general get to know you questions for the next half an hour to hour. I remember the exact moment when the interview changed to an interrogation. After a short pause, Special Agent Smith changed his tone and asked me why I hadn't mentioned RC planes as a hobby and simultaneousl

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Text - university server. I was also shown printed out conversations from the RC forum where the conversations had occurred about the RC airplanes. The questions quickly changed to, "How do I feel about the president?" "How do I feel about the war?" The tone was no longer casual, and the questions became very pointed. The pointed questions continued for another 30 minutes. Special Agent Smith encouraged me to be completely honest because it would be better for me if I just told him everything. A

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Text - talked to your bosses, so I knew you weren't a terrorist. But, I had to go through the process anyway." I was also informed that from the original forum post about the airplane, someone had reported my username as a potential terrorist to the FBI. The FBI had tracked me down and discovered that I worked for the Navy and then turned the investigation over to NCIS. During the interrogation, I admitted to DMing two strangers and telling them I worked for the Navy. Because I had done this, Sp

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Text - clearance. At that particular location at the time, about the only way to get fired was to lose your security clearance. My wife and I had just discovered we were pregnant with our second child. Our first child left my wife extremely ill, and we had initially suspected she was pregnant because she was beginning to get sick again. Special Agent Smith told me that if I wasn't going to lose my security clearance, I wouldn't hear from him again. However, if there were any issues with my clear

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Text - By the time I left the NCIS office, my wife was panicking. I had disappeared off the face of the planet for a couple of hours and was not answering my cell phone. I returned home, and broke down in tears while I tried to explain to my poor, panicked wife what had happened. My wife and I anxiously waited for news about my clearance, trying not to tell anybody about what was happening out of fear of facing some sort of additional punishment. My wife's health continued to deteriorate with th

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Text - almost ended her life. Even after 4 months had passed, we still felt it hovering over us for quite some time. Through all of this, my bosses found the incident quite humorous. One of them laughingly told a group shortly after the questioning, "They asked me if I would be surprised if nothintooseahear flew a plane into a building tomorrow? I told them nothintooseahear was as American as apple pie!" While he told the group of his experience, I just cringed, fearing retribution from NCIS and

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Army Overpays Soldier, Soldier Overpays Them Back, Has To Mop Floors

We’re talking pennies here, man. But alas, the soldier gets overpaid, and then on top of having to pay the Army back, they’re required to mop the floors. 

We’re talking pennies here, man. But alas, the soldier gets overpaid, and then on top of having to pay the Army back, they’re required to mop the floors. 

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Text - r/tifu u/[deleted] • 1y + JOIN TIFU by chuckling away being overpaid. Obligatory "this concluded today" - I've been working for Uncle Sam for about 7 years now. I'm severely desensitized to government fuckups and one day I received a letter from DFAS (the guys who actually pay us) that I was overpaid two whole cents.

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Text - Silly I thought, between the postage (which for the government is free, but for someone it costs something) which I could probably estimate to be around 75 cents, The man-hours of sorting, sending and tracking that damn letter, and the gas money used to ship the thing to my front door - It was probably a 5 dollar letter. to collect 2 cents. Laughing it off I taped it to my fridge as a reminder of whom I work for and why I should always pay my taxes as they are put to good use (looking at

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Text - Now l'm kinda miffed and beyond amused that not only do they pay me before I ever see my money, meaning that fuckups are entirely on them - but now l'm being hounded for their fuckup and collectively we are all down about 10 bucks of taxpayer money. Being the Class A humorous guy that I am, I send an envelope with three pennies in it, and a poorly written sticky note saying "heer yore 2 cent, I kunted et al myself. I lobe me job." Covered the entirety of the envelope in stamps, harry pott

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Text - This was a bad play because apparently Feds have no sense of humor. Two weeks later, one week ago I got called into my officer's office. Not a place an enlisted man ever wants to be, I was sketched out but "it does what its told". I'm standing there on the rug when he pulls out from his desk an envelope from our paycheck people. "[me], mind explaining to me why I received a letter containing a single penny with a note explaining how you overpaid 19 dollars postage on a letter, over a two

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Text - "Well, if you feel that patriotic, you can patriotically volunteer your free time too - We need these floors clean for [reason] and were looking for a class A go- getter to clean them. Apparently captains have no sense of humor either. Until tonight, I've been spending my free time mopping a lot of floor space. Thank you Army. I will never forget you. TIDR; Army overpaid me 2 cents, I paid them back three and had to mop floors for their fuckup because feds have sticks up their asses by bi

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Man Eats Popcorn While Watching Lovers’ Quarrel Outside

If this couple didn’t want someone else to see their domestic dispute, and dramatic antics, then maybe, just maybe, they should’ve kept the whole “show” inside. But no, instead they aired out that dirty laundry, and the dude decided to spectate while eating a bag of popcorn. I mean, that’s what every entertaining show calls for. 

If this couple didn’t want someone else to see their domestic dispute, and dramatic antics, then maybe, just maybe, they should’ve kept the whole “show” inside. But no, instead they aired out that dirty laundry, and the dude decided to spectate while eating a bag of popcorn. I mean, that’s what every entertaining show calls for. 

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Man Accidentally Sends Private Message To Whole Company

This guy accidentally sent an email intended for a certain set of eyes, to the whole company. One can only imagine what kind of panic and embarrassment he must’ve experienced upon the realization that he’d sent the email to a whole lot more people than intended. Oh well. It must’ve been a good laugh for the rest of the people that got to see it. 

This guy accidentally sent an email intended for a certain set of eyes, to the whole company. One can only imagine what kind of panic and embarrassment he must’ve experienced upon the realization that he’d sent the email to a whole lot more people than intended. Oh well. It must’ve been a good laugh for the rest of the people that got to see it. 

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Text - r/tifu + JOIN u/degrudv • 3d 1 1 1 TIFU by sending a "private" message to my whole company. Like many men, this quarantine gave me (a 35yo Male) a good opportunity to grow out a beard. So, I'm on a Sales Department WebEx Call (probably 300 people) and since no one has seen me in about a month, it was

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Text - a bit of a surprise to see me with facial hair. A friend at the company privately messages me through WebEx, "Dude what happened to your face?" I thought it would be funny to reply with "Good News! I finally hit puberty!!!" except that message wasn't private - it went to everyone on the call... like everyone - without any context around it. Just imagine sitting there on a company webex call listening to the SVP of Sales and out of nowhere your coworker sends you a message saying "Good New

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Text - Slickguy2000 • 3d 3 1 Award Next month's company newsletter: "We'd like to congratulate team member 'degrudv' on finally hitting puberty. Please join us in helping him navigate this confusing time."

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Text - jandmboggess2015 • 3d That's funny though. Anyone with a sense of humor would laugh

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Text - OkVolume1 • 3d I was one late to a Webex and opened with "Better Late Than Pregnant." Thanks Blanche Devereaux. Took me a minute to realize I (a guy) had just said that out loud.

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Text - emailrob • 3d An intern at my old company years ago send an email to his team. Wanted to know who wanted to play football| (soccer) that night. Trouble is, he sent it to the wrong list. 500,000 people

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Text - Kalmish • 3d A long time ago in the 90s, my father did the same thing. We were both in the army and he sent me a joke email about the stupidity of officers. Unfortunately, that was in the early days of IT in the Canadian military and they hadn't clamped down on who you could and couldn't send it to and somehow the To: address turned into **. It went to the Chief of Defence Staff right on down to the lowest private that had military wan access. He had to sit through several lectures on com

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Dude Drops Phone Behind Couch, Arm Gets Stuck, Accidentally Calls 911

Imagine…you’re hanging out, enjoying a game on your phone, you drop your phone behind the couch, and next thing you know your arm is stuck and your watch is phoning the emergency hotline. What a mess. I guess technology gets confused sometimes too. This dude must’ve been flooded with panic upon realizing what was happening. 

Imagine…you’re hanging out, enjoying a game on your phone, you drop your phone behind the couch, and next thing you know your arm is stuck and your watch is phoning the emergency hotline. What a mess. I guess technology gets confused sometimes too. This dude must’ve been flooded with panic upon realizing what was happening. 

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Text - r/tifu + JOIN u/hyfr_hokie • 1d 1 3 1 TIFU by calling 911 after I dropped my phone and my arm got stuck behind the couch obligatory this was a few months ago disclaimer this story starts as all tragedies do, with a heartbreaking moment - I was playing a game on my phone and accidentally dropped it behind the couch. very frustrating but not a big deal, i'll just grab it from

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Text - behind the couch, right? oh no, I was so so wrong. I reach behind to couch, and i'm pretty short, so i'm sort of just swinging my arm around hoping to make contact with my phone. suddenly, my arm catches on the back frame of the couch between the couch and the wall; specifically, the side button on my apple watch got stuck. for those that don't know, the apple watch has an emergency sos function. button for a few seconds it'll bring up the emergency screen. then, it starts a 5 second coun

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Text - however, i'm informed that an officer has to come out and check just to be sure. there are about 15 cops who live in my neighborhood, so the officer who shows up was actually one of my neighbors who I had seen in passing. I open the door, very red and pretty out of breath. he says, “ma'am, are you okay? we received an emergency call from this location" and I have to bow my head and explain to him that yes, I am fine, I just got my arm stuck behind the couch and the apple watch called 911

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Text - tldr; dropped my phone behind the couch & accidentally called 911 editing to add: 1- wow this blew up! sorry I was on a plane all day and just now checking back on it and it went from 16 upvotes to over 10k 2- thanks for the award random kind stranger! 3- I know I should have been more calm and it would probably not have been such a big deal, but I live in a state where if they get a call, they have to send someone out no matter what. also, I have only called 911 once for a bad ca

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Text - 4- i'm really loving reading everyone's accidental 911 stories, please keep 'em coming! 5- thanks for not judging me :-) 23.9k 909 1 Share Award

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Customer Accidentally Ghosts Lunch Order, Makes Good On It Days Later

Good for this dude. After what sounds like a totally innocent mishap, where they went to the wrong Thai restaurant to grab their lunch, and weren’t able to get over to the right Thai restaurant before getting back to work; they ultimately decided to make good on the ghosted order, days later. Following up to right wrongs like that can make an unimaginably positive impact upon another human being’s state of existence. 

Good for this dude. After what sounds like a totally innocent mishap, where they went to the wrong Thai restaurant to grab their lunch, and weren’t able to get over to the right Thai restaurant before getting back to work; they ultimately decided to make good on the ghosted order, days later. Following up to right wrongs like that can make an unimaginably positive impact upon another human being’s state of existence. 

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Man Thinks Date Is A Job Interview

Of all the ways that a date can experience a curveball, this has got to be one of the most absurd situations we’ve come across. Apparently, the dude sat through a genuine date, and assumed that it was a job interview the whole time. Yikes. But also, a date’s a date. 

Of all the ways that a date can experience a curveball, this has got to be one of the most absurd situations we’ve come across. Apparently, the dude sat through a genuine date, and assumed that it was a job interview the whole time. Yikes. But also, a date’s a date. 

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Text - r/tifu + JOIN u/Anonmale593 • 230d 1 S 1 TIFU by going on a date thinking it was a job interview By sitting through an entire date thinking it's a job interview So this happened in the past 24hrs. I'm a 19 year old male making my way through college, and also work at a restaurant to make ends meet. Now you could consider me pretty smart except when it comes to social interactions, I can almost never pick up on little hints such as flirting.

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Text - So yesterday was a pretty slow day at the restaurant and this middle aged lady (35-40) came in, she was the only customer we'd had all day, and as such I decided l'd be extra friendly and have a real conversation with her. It's worth noting that she's very very attractive for her age, and she was very well kept as well. During the conversation she mentions that she runs a property management/realtor business, and that she had just spent the day interviewing people for an assistant positio

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Text - Now here's where my idiocy really becomes clear. Im not usually a morning person and the idea of an early morning interview had me nervous, so I made sure I woke up nice and early and got dressed looking real spiffy if I may say so. I show up to the cafe dressed formally with my resume in hand. And as soon as she spots me she greets me with a long deep hug. This is when I should've realized this wasn't a standard job interview. But clueless as I am I just figured oh shes friendly.

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Text - We sat down and the conversation never once broached the subject of my skills, qualifications, or employment history. Instead she mainly steered the conversation towards personal stuff like what are my hobbies, shared stories about her life etc... This whole time l'm thinking, oh she already knows where I work, and she's probably just looking for someone whose personality matches her's. Because of course no one wants an assistant who doesn't get them. DUH.

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Text - Now by the time we were wrapping up, 2 hours had past, and the whole time I'm thinking oh this interview is going really well. Then as we stood up to leave the cafe, she gave me one more hug, and said she "really did enjoy our date" and asked if l'd be interested in coming over tonight for dinner. I froze for a second, DID SHE JUST SAY DATE?!? Panicking as if the job was still on the line I quickly said "sure that sounds great boss" with two thumbs up and a dumb smile on my face. I have n

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Guy Doesn’t Know Courtrooms Have Dress Codes

You can learn something new every day. In this case, the dude didn’t realize that courtrooms have dress codes. So, being oblivious he turned up to court, and found himself talking to a judge that ultimately enlightened him on the existence of dress codes in courts. Fortunately, it sounds like the judge was understanding of his brain hiccup, and that it all worked out. 

You can learn something new every day. In this case, the dude didn’t realize that courtrooms have dress codes. So, being oblivious he turned up to court, and found himself talking to a judge that ultimately enlightened him on the existence of dress codes in courts. Fortunately, it sounds like the judge was understanding of his brain hiccup, and that it all worked out. 

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Wasp Spawns In Guy’s Bathroom, Duel Ensues

The painful sting of regret is too real. This guy missed his chance to eliminate a wasp that spawned in his bathroom. His attention to detail and use of vocabulary makes for quite the entertaining, visceral rollercoaster. That wasp is probably telling its buddies right now about its glorious revenge in a subreddit dedicated to wasp revenge stories. 

The painful sting of regret is too real. This guy missed his chance to eliminate a wasp that spawned in his bathroom. His attention to detail and use of vocabulary makes for quite the entertaining, visceral rollercoaster. That wasp is probably telling its buddies right now about its glorious revenge in a subreddit dedicated to wasp revenge stories. 

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Husband’s Spouse Introduces Points System For Chores, He Plays It

This husband knew just what to do when it came to beating the newly instituted points system. The dog must’ve been stoked about all those walks too. 

This husband knew just what to do when it came to beating the newly instituted points system. The dog must’ve been stoked about all those walks too. 

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Dude Accidentally Crashes Movie Shoot

This is no doubt one of the best TIFUs we’ve ever come across. We can see why it was crowned a TIFU of the Year. It’s just a pure fail. Apparently a movie shoot was mistakenly crashed, and awkward laughter amongst the movie crasher and Gerard Butler was ultimately exchanged, after the fail played itself out. At least people managed to laugh after the fact. 

This is no doubt one of the best TIFUs we’ve ever come across. We can see why it was crowned a TIFU of the Year. It’s just a pure fail. Apparently a movie shoot was mistakenly crashed, and awkward laughter amongst the movie crasher and Gerard Butler was ultimately exchanged, after the fail played itself out. At least people managed to laugh after the fact. 

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Laundry Drama: Guy Takes Deeply Satisfying Petty Revenge

Oh boy, they got caught red-handed. And from there, the process of taking a petty revenge was swift and oh so deeply satisfying. Laundry is enough of a process without someone messing with your sh*t. Everyone just play nice, and respect other people’s clothes. 

Oh boy, they got caught red-handed. And from there, the process of taking a petty revenge was swift and oh so deeply satisfying. Laundry is enough of a process without someone messing with your sh*t. Everyone just play nice, and respect other people’s clothes. 

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Woman Has Groceries Delivered, Fails Occur Everywhere

This woman found herself in quite the series of fails, after trying to have some groceries delivered. It sounds like just about everything that could’ve gone awry, did. She accidentally flashed the driver, wiped out after her back went out, and pissed off her cat. Hopefully she tipped the delivery driver extra for offering to help her up. Not a typical day on the job for that driver, at all. 

This woman found herself in quite the series of fails, after trying to have some groceries delivered. It sounds like just about everything that could’ve gone awry, did. She accidentally flashed the driver, wiped out after her back went out, and pissed off her cat. Hopefully she tipped the delivery driver extra for offering to help her up. Not a typical day on the job for that driver, at all. 

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Guy Buys Too Much Toilet Paper For Years, Runs Out Now

This guy would stock up on excess amounts of toilet paper for years, only to end up running out when some folks at this current moment are stocking up like the world’s going to end, tomorrow. Hopefully he’s able to lock some down as soon as possible. 

This guy would stock up on excess amounts of toilet paper for years, only to end up running out when some folks at this current moment are stocking up like the world’s going to end, tomorrow. Hopefully he’s able to lock some down as soon as possible. 

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Karen Says Car Hit Her In Parking Lot, Dash Cam Says Otherwise

This case of a parking lot Karen losing it, ends in one satisfying and petty revenge. Specifically, the hysterical Karen in question claims that the car physically hit her. Well, it sounds like no such thing occurred. Instead, it actually sounds like the car came to a screeching halt, about 15 feet away from her. Fortunately, the dash cam was around to confirm this story. 

This case of a parking lot Karen losing it, ends in one satisfying and petty revenge. Specifically, the hysterical Karen in question claims that the car physically hit her. Well, it sounds like no such thing occurred. Instead, it actually sounds like the car came to a screeching halt, about 15 feet away from her. Fortunately, the dash cam was around to confirm this story. 

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Student’s Super Smash Bros Business Project Spirals Out Of Control

This student’s business project that involved people competing on Super Smash Bros really ended up taking on a life of its own. It escalated to such an extent that they ultimately found themselves being shunned, and suspended from school. Pretty wild that it evolved into a “gambling ring.” Whoops. 

This student’s business project that involved people competing on Super Smash Bros really ended up taking on a life of its own. It escalated to such an extent that they ultimately found themselves being shunned, and suspended from school. Pretty wild that it evolved into a “gambling ring.” Whoops. 

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Dude Offers Expired Candy To Coworkers

There was nothing smart about offering those Smarties to the coworkers. As it turns out, they were expired, and everyone ended up getting sick as a result. Yikes. Those poor bathrooms, and those poor people. Anyone else never realize that candy like Smarties can expire? You learn something new every day. 

There was nothing smart about offering those Smarties to the coworkers. As it turns out, they were expired, and everyone ended up getting sick as a result. Yikes. Those poor bathrooms, and those poor people. Anyone else never realize that candy like Smarties can expire? You learn something new every day. 

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Dude Looks At Fiance’s Location History, Discovers They’re Cheating

This dude decided to check their fiance’s location history, and came to discover that there was cheating going on. Ouch. But hey, thanks to the discovery they’re free from someone who refused to keep themselves faithful to their partner in the first place. 

This dude decided to check their fiance’s location history, and came to discover that there was cheating going on. Ouch. But hey, thanks to the discovery they’re free from someone who refused to keep themselves faithful to their partner in the first place. 

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TIFU: Water Bottle Mishap Results In Accidental Spider Casualty

Well, that’s one way to get your protein with your water. Just imagine waking up, potentially disoriented as many humans are at that moment, and then realizing that you’ve accidentally ingested a spider. Panic might ensue, but long as you didn’t eat something poisonous (even then, how does that shake out?), you might just find yourself having to accept what is. A spider is dissolving in your body, and that’s that. 

Well, that’s one way to get your protein with your water. Just imagine waking up, potentially disoriented as many humans are at that moment, and then realizing that you’ve accidentally ingested a spider. Panic might ensue, but long as you didn’t eat something poisonous (even then, how does that shake out?), you might just find yourself having to accept what is. A spider is dissolving in your body, and that’s that. 

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