Tumblr Has Questions about Gay Klingons

Tumblr gets itself into some interesting rabbit holes regarding the mating habits of fictional creatures, like this Tumblr thread that asks the hard questions about centaurs. Tumblr never runs out of sci-fi concepts and questions, which result in some pretty creative threads like this one about how humans are durable space orcs.

Tumblr gets itself into some interesting rabbit holes regarding the mating habits of fictional creatures, like this Tumblr thread that asks the hard questions about centaurs. Tumblr never runs out of sci-fi concepts and questions, which result in some pretty creative threads like this one about how humans are durable space orcs.

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Text - demongoth thinking about how klingon courting works by the female roaring and throwing heavy objects and the male reading love poetry demongoth gay klingons:

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Text - ernmark Do gay Klingons ever get frustrated/dejected because their gentleman caller hasn't so much as kicked a pebble their way or uttered the slightest growl? Do questioning Klingons ever show their crush their poetry, only to have their crush assume that he's helping them proofread or something? Is there ever an issue where a lesbian Klingon tries very awkwardly to recite poetry to her lady love? Or instances where two lesbians are basically beating the shit out of each other and both t

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Woman Details Her Chickens’ Charming Lesbian Relationship

What started as a quarantine buddy with a silly name developed into a hen relationship. If only love stories in our own lives could be so straightforward. For some more stuff about animals, here’s a funny list of all the animals one Tumblr user’s grandpa brought home.

What started as a quarantine buddy with a silly name developed into a hen relationship. If only love stories in our own lives could be so straightforward. For some more stuff about animals, here’s a funny list of all the animals one Tumblr user’s grandpa brought home.

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Adaptation - Amanda Brunton @Amand... · 19h This is Domino. She's a hen we rescued. She wants to lay an egg, but has to keep stopping in order to SCREAM AT THE WIND every time there's a big gust. Life as a chicken is very complicated sometimes. 2,523 views 27 30 160

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Text - Amanda Brunton @Amand. 10h v Just over a year ago, our neighbours asked me if I was missing a chicken, because one had been spotted on the meadow outside our house (I was not missing a hen). About 6 weeks later someone caught the hen and brought her to me, assuming she was mine (she was not). 76 27 53 256 Amanda Brunton @Amand.. · 10h She was very thin and weak so I brought her indoors and set about finding her owner. She clearly loved being around people and we assumed she was a pet. We

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Text - Amanda Brunton @Amand.. 10h v New hens have to be quarantined, preferably with a quarantine buddy. That way, if they have recovered from something infectious but remain a carrier, you'll find out when the other bird gets sick. I learned some carpentry and made her a coop, and bought her a new friend. 27 5 145 Amanda Brunton @Amand.. · 10h v The big grey bird is a bantam Brahma - full size brahmas are HUGE. They are gentle giants though, and we figured that a big bird would defend Domino,

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Text - Amanda Brunton @Amand. · 10h v Domino wasn't delighted with losing her heated towel rail privileges or sharing her new palace with a stranger, but the two hens quickly became best buds. A few weeks later and with neither bird sick, they were ready to start being introduced to my other girls. 2 106 Amanda Brunton @Amandy. · 9h To start, we moved the quarantine coop close to the other birds so they could see each other, but not touch before letting them spend time together. This is Cleo, on

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Chicken - Amanda Brunton @Amandycat Replying to @Amandycat @notanastronomer and 3 others They went straight for each others faces, bit off a chunk of each others' combs and there was BLOOD EVERYWHERE. This is her 'I'm not locked in here with you. YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME' face. This is also the point at which I started to wonder wtf I had brought upon myself 2:12 · 26 Feb 20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Amanda Brunton @Amand.. 10h We EVENTUALLY got Domino to calm tf down by supervising short visits with the other girls and gradually increasing the amount of time she spent with them. She's half the size of my other birds but was not satisfied until she was officially head of the pecking order. 27 102 Amanda Brunton @Amandycat Replying to @Amandycat @notanastronomer and 3 others Meanwhile Michelle, the freaking ENORMOUS bird we brought in to 'protect' the sweet little bantam we adopted (ha

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Text - Amanda Brunton @Amandy... · 9h v Replying to @Amandycat @notanastronomer and 3 others Domino now HUSTLES RIGHT IN THERE if the other birds are giving her big dumb friend any trouble. They go to sleep at night separate to the other chickens, all snuggled up together, usually with one tucked under the other's wing. 274 ♡ 178 Amanda Brunton @Amandy... · 9h v The other thing I have noticed is that if I bring in any treats and Michelle is too timid to get a look in, Domino goes and grabs some,

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Text - Amanda Brunton @Amandycat Replying to @Amandycat @notanastronomer and 3 others I mentioned this to the breeder that I bought Michelle from recently, and she says she's only ever seen this behaviour as something roosters do for their favourite hen. So basically, I've had adorable little chicken-y lesbians in my back garden the whole time and I DIDN'T REALISE 2:21 · 26 Feb 20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Amanda Brunton @Amandy.. ·9h v Replying to @Amandycat @notanastronomer and 3 others (I am the worst chicken parent) 27 90 Amanda Brunton @Amandy... · 9h So anyway, we have had Domino and Michelle for just a smidgen over a year now. Domino has calmed down enough that she is no longer a feathery little ball of rage *all* the time, though windy days bring out the worst in her. Michelle is adorable scaredy/cat goofball. THE END 180

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Egg - Amanda Brunton @Amandycat Replying to @Amandycat @notanastronomer and 3 others Postscript, since everyone loves Domino and Michelle: Michelle has laid two, TWO eggs in the year we have had her. Laying eggs is over-rated. Domino lays green (!) eggs like a feathery little machine gun and then goes broody and turns into a small angry dinosaur.

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Text - Amanda Brunton @Amandycat Replying to @Amandycat @notanastronomer and 3 others We don't have any roosters, so letting a hen stay broody is bad for her - she will sit on the eggs, barely eating or drinking, waiting for them to hatch until they go rotten. Hence, we have 'chicken jail' (pictured, one of Michelle's two eggs with a blue one from my legbars)

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Text - Amanda Brunton @Amandy... · 9h v Why is Michelle in chicken jail you ask? We send Domino there to keep her off the nest and get her out of her broody fit ASAP. If you don't put Michelle in with her, they both go nuts squawking and throwing themselves at the bars, trying to get back together again. 27 1 141 Amanda Brunton @Amandycat Replying to @Amandycat @notanastronomer and 3 others Michelle spends a LOT of summertime incarcerated along with her broody girlfriend e 2:38 · 26 Feb 20 · Twi

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Tumblr Agrees Cats Talk like Disparaged Victorian Children

If you’ve ever seen a cat look at you with longing or desperate hatred in its eyes for the simple act of not petting it so much or only feeding it as much as usual, you’ll get what this Tumblr thread is on about. Here are some Tumblr comedy gems to keep the day moving, as well as more nuggets of gold from Tumblr’s busy brains.

If you’ve ever seen a cat look at you with longing or desperate hatred in its eyes for the simple act of not petting it so much or only feeding it as much as usual, you’ll get what this Tumblr thread is on about. Here are some Tumblr comedy gems to keep the day moving, as well as more nuggets of gold from Tumblr’s busy brains.

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Text - froody Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.* My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

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Text - cryoverkiltmilk The spiritual successor to Miette Patricia Lockwood Follow @Tricialockwood me, lightly touching miette with the side of my foot: miette move out of the way please so I don't trip on you miette, her eyes enormous: you KICK miette? you kick her body like the football? oh! oh! jail for mother! jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!! 8:24 PM - 19 Mar 2019 1,889 Retweets 8,847 Likes

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Text - manicgoblinnightmarewoman Might I also add crimsonwastes cat when I'm snuggling him: I've never met you in my life. you bastard. you fiend. stop this at once cat when I'm busy doing something and can't pet him right that second: Where Is My Kisses From Mommy??? Where Is My Snuggles And Cuddles That I Crave So Dearly. You Are A Cruel And Unjust Mother And I Am Going To Scream

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Cartoon - shydestinybread May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit MOTHER, FEED us, FOR WE ARE BUT SKIN AND BONE MOTHER CARES NOT FOR US

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Text - abraxaswithaxes Glad to see we're all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children Source: froody

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Whale Explosion Thread is a Lesson in Listening to Experts

The Doncaster Council narrated a thread on the infamous Oregon whale explosion of 1970, and how it’s a good example on why it’s a good idea to listen to experts, especially in times like these. For some more weird history, here’s a tumblr thread that makes history fun.

The Doncaster Council narrated a thread on the infamous Oregon whale explosion of 1970, and how it’s a good example on why it’s a good idea to listen to experts, especially in times like these. For some more weird history, here’s a tumblr thread that makes history fun.

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Twitter Thread on Wizards as Magic Snobs

Oliver Clegg‘s assertion isn’t far off from the real world. Study anything, be it food, sports or apparently the arcane and you start to become a nauseating douche about it. People get creative with wizard stuff all the time, like this short and sweet Tumblr thread on a wizard IT guy. For a wholesome one, here’s a thread about a guy’s grandma who fell in love with d&d while battling cancer.

Oliver Clegg‘s assertion isn’t far off from the real world. Study anything, be it food, sports or apparently the arcane and you start to become a nauseating douche about it. People get creative with wizard stuff all the time, like this short and sweet Tumblr thread on a wizard IT guy. For a wholesome one, here’s a thread about a guy’s grandma who fell in love with d&d while battling cancer.

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Nostalgic Twitter Thread Is a Voyage Through The Past

Twitter user melmadara led everyone down memory lane with a powerfully nostalgic thread. Anyone near an elementary school somewhere around the 90s will remember the smelly jerseys, stressful multiplication tables, and fruitlessly attempting to use a recorder. For more, here are some nostalgic memes for the 80s and 90s kids as well as some funny 90s life hacks.

Twitter user melmadara led everyone down memory lane with a powerfully nostalgic thread. Anyone near an elementary school somewhere around the 90s will remember the smelly jerseys, stressful multiplication tables, and fruitlessly attempting to use a recorder. For more, here are some nostalgic memes for the 80s and 90s kids as well as some funny 90s life hacks.

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Tumblr Meme Dissection Gets Meme’d Out of Control

These tumblr users are right, in just a few years, these are gonna make absolutely no sense, so I guess buy now. Tumblr users crafts some nuggets of gold from time to time, but sometimes the format can turn something like doing basic math into a brain cell losing battle. The cacophony of memery seen here is chaotic, but it at least makes some sense for now.

These tumblr users are right, in just a few years, these are gonna make absolutely no sense, so I guess buy now. Tumblr users crafts some nuggets of gold from time to time, but sometimes the format can turn something like doing basic math into a brain cell losing battle. The cacophony of memery seen here is chaotic, but it at least makes some sense for now.

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“Coconuts as Mammals” gets Tumblr Started on Animal Classification

Tumblr discussions have the tendency to rewrite things you felt were pretty well defined, and add some creativity into the mix. With a group of people with so much time on their hands and an interest in animals, you end up with stuff like like this Tumblr thread on how cats became domesticated. For some goofy animal creation jokes, here are funny tweets about god making animals.

Tumblr discussions have the tendency to rewrite things you felt were pretty well defined, and add some creativity into the mix. With a group of people with so much time on their hands and an interest in animals, you end up with stuff like like this Tumblr thread on how cats became domesticated. For some goofy animal creation jokes, here are funny tweets about god making animals.

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Hilarity Ensues After Woman Tweets an Optical Illusion Pic of Her Dog

With over 13,000 retweets and 43,000 likes over the span of a few days, Twitter is having a mini-meltdown due to this mind-boggling optical illusion of a photo, posted by Twitter user @dancingfool75.

What do you see when first seeing the pic? Many users claimed to see some sort of evil horse-pig hybrid monster. Others saw a deformed or possessed goat.

We’re not going to lie, took us awhile to figure out what it was we were staring at. 

Thankfully, someone shared the answer with users. 

With over 13,000 retweets and 43,000 likes over the span of a few days, Twitter is having a mini-meltdown due to this mind-boggling optical illusion of a photo, posted by Twitter user @dancingfool75.

What do you see when first seeing the pic? Many users claimed to see some sort of evil horse-pig hybrid monster. Others saw a deformed or possessed goat.

We’re not going to lie, took us awhile to figure out what it was we were staring at. 

Thankfully, someone shared the answer with users. 

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Important Tumblr Thread On Kids Respecting Animals

While it may seem obvious to some to teach their kids to respect animals, others out there will simply allow their kids to unknowingly torrent the animals they come into contact with. 

When that is the case, it’s completely unfair to blame anything that happens entirely on the animal. It’s human nature to lash out if you’re being used as play-thing instead of a living-thing. 

This Tumblr thread dives into the topic more. 

While it may seem obvious to some to teach their kids to respect animals, others out there will simply allow their kids to unknowingly torrent the animals they come into contact with. 

When that is the case, it’s completely unfair to blame anything that happens entirely on the animal. It’s human nature to lash out if you’re being used as play-thing instead of a living-thing. 

This Tumblr thread dives into the topic more. 

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Local Shelter Dog Walker Gives Dogs Cute Little Bios

A retired man has decided to spend time walking dogs at the local shelter, and sends his daughters pics of each dog along with a cute little bio. 

We’ve got two words for you… Heckin. Wholesome. 

His daughter, Twitter user, @AandreaLleigh, has shared the text conversations and in doing so — started a wholesome Twitter thread filled with good people doing good things. 

Oh, and a bunch of cute pup pics. 

A retired man has decided to spend time walking dogs at the local shelter, and sends his daughters pics of each dog along with a cute little bio. 

We’ve got two words for you… Heckin. Wholesome. 

His daughter, Twitter user, @AandreaLleigh, has shared the text conversations and in doing so — started a wholesome Twitter thread filled with good people doing good things. 

Oh, and a bunch of cute pup pics. 

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Tumblr Thread Explains David Kawena, The Best Disney Prince

The dude from Lilo and Stitch sticks around even though they’ve got a lot of issues, and he doesn’t even have to break a curse or anything. Tumblr has a penchant for getting way too into Disney lore, like when they hyper analyzed Davey Jones in Pirates of The Caribbean.

The dude from Lilo and Stitch sticks around even though they’ve got a lot of issues, and he doesn’t even have to break a curse or anything. Tumblr has a penchant for getting way too into Disney lore, like when they hyper analyzed Davey Jones in Pirates of The Caribbean.

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Tumblr Thread Pokes Fun at How Adorable Humans Are

Being a land of creativity and obsession, tumblr has its favorite things, on of them being looking at human nature from a humorous outsider’s perspective. This series of Tumblr threads explores humans as space orcs, and this Tumblr thread imagines an alien invasion being fought off by Earth’s wildlife.

Being a land of creativity and obsession, tumblr has its favorite things, on of them being looking at human nature from a humorous outsider’s perspective. This series of Tumblr threads explores humans as space orcs, and this Tumblr thread imagines an alien invasion being fought off by Earth’s wildlife.

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Woman Goes to Screening of Cats, Goes about as Well as it Should

The disastrous flop that was the movie Cats has given a lot of material to justifiably hate on, hence these random and hilarious observations on Cats as well as these funny one sentence reviews of Cats. @BrydieLK went to an outdoor screening and it went about as well as one would think.

The disastrous flop that was the movie Cats has given a lot of material to justifiably hate on, hence these random and hilarious observations on Cats as well as these funny one sentence reviews of Cats. @BrydieLK went to an outdoor screening and it went about as well as one would think.

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Tumblr Users Trying to do Numbers is Brain Cell Losing Battle

We don’t know if everyone on this site is on 20 minutes of sleep, but this simple observation turned into a stupid headache. Someone starts trolling somewhere, but you can’t exactly be too sure of where. Tumblr often has creative and intelligent discussions like this fun history thread or this user who runs the math on the good day Ice Cube was talking about.

We don’t know if everyone on this site is on 20 minutes of sleep, but this simple observation turned into a stupid headache. Someone starts trolling somewhere, but you can’t exactly be too sure of where. Tumblr often has creative and intelligent discussions like this fun history thread or this user who runs the math on the good day Ice Cube was talking about.

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Twitter Thread on Random Brackets Is a Really Good Idea

If you’re crap at conversation, nothing gets people involved and passionate quite like a semi-tongue-in-cheek debate on what kind of bird is best. Petty arguments are fantastic. Twitter user christineexists explained this admittedly great argument/party and apparently other people do it too.

If you’re crap at conversation, nothing gets people involved and passionate quite like a semi-tongue-in-cheek debate on what kind of bird is best. Petty arguments are fantastic. Twitter user christineexists explained this admittedly great argument/party and apparently other people do it too.

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Family Returns Home After Australia Bushfire To Discover Dog’s Toy Survived

We’ll take any little moment of happiest there is in this world! When OJ, the pup, and his family, returned home after safely evacuating from the Australia bushfires, they came across a house of rubble. 

Amongst that rubble, there happened to be one survivor and OJ couldn’t be more happy to see his favorite toy!

Thank you to WeRateDogs for sharing such a beautiful moment with the world. 

Here is a mini-wholesome thread about OJ:

We’ll take any little moment of happiest there is in this world! When OJ, the pup, and his family, returned home after safely evacuating from the Australia bushfires, they came across a house of rubble. 

Amongst that rubble, there happened to be one survivor and OJ couldn’t be more happy to see his favorite toy!

Thank you to WeRateDogs for sharing such a beautiful moment with the world. 

Here is a mini-wholesome thread about OJ:

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Crowto-Bombing: When Crows Insert Themselves In Another Bird Group (Short Thread)

It’s not something we’ve ever noticed before but we’re thankful someone did! 

Tumblr user, todaysbird, shared a series of pics of crows infiltrating other bird groups like it’s no big deal. 

Perhaps, it isn’t a big deal…or perhaps they’re secretly expanding their bird army, by recruiting other bird species. Who knows. 

In the meantime, we’ll be enjoying these random pics and act as if we aren’t onto their ploy…

It’s not something we’ve ever noticed before but we’re thankful someone did! 

Tumblr user, todaysbird, shared a series of pics of crows infiltrating other bird groups like it’s no big deal. 

Perhaps, it isn’t a big deal…or perhaps they’re secretly expanding their bird army, by recruiting other bird species. Who knows. 

In the meantime, we’ll be enjoying these random pics and act as if we aren’t onto their ploy…

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Difference Between “Kill” And “No-Kill” Shelters (Important Thread)

We know what you’re thinking, one shelter obviously puts animals into a forever sleep, and the others don’t. 

However, there’s more to it than that. As Twitter user @hannahschramm4 shares in this important and informative thread. 

And even more importantly, if you’re thinking of bringing a furbaby into your family — please adopt, don’t shop! 

We know what you’re thinking, one shelter obviously puts animals into a forever sleep, and the others don’t. 

However, there’s more to it than that. As Twitter user @hannahschramm4 shares in this important and informative thread. 

And even more importantly, if you’re thinking of bringing a furbaby into your family — please adopt, don’t shop! 

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Tumblr Thread Quickly Dissects Acceptable Bed Positions

For most people, we have a bed against a wall or two, usually to conserve bedroom space. This Tumblr thread gets into how much of bed placement is actually rooted in fear. Also, it seems like Thomas Jefferson was a weird dude. Tumblr can get down some unique rabbit holes, like the semantics of updog, or these varied Tumblr gems.

For most people, we have a bed against a wall or two, usually to conserve bedroom space. This Tumblr thread gets into how much of bed placement is actually rooted in fear. Also, it seems like Thomas Jefferson was a weird dude. Tumblr can get down some unique rabbit holes, like the semantics of updog, or these varied Tumblr gems.

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Tumblr Thread Explains How The Color Magenta Technically Doesn’t Exist

Tumblr gets in real deep sometimes. Sure, a lot of it is just memes and thought exercises, but some threads get into stuff like the historical concept of the color purple in rhyming fashion, or how modern cats became domesticated. So anyway, here’s why magenta is a made up color based on your brain just doing its best.

Tumblr gets in real deep sometimes. Sure, a lot of it is just memes and thought exercises, but some threads get into stuff like the historical concept of the color purple in rhyming fashion, or how modern cats became domesticated. So anyway, here’s why magenta is a made up color based on your brain just doing its best.

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Tumblr Pokes Artistic Fun at Overly Abstract Gender Chart

The concept for the chart makes sense, it’s just an abstract visual metaphor that isn’t articulated totally perfectly. That’s fine and all, except people on the internet tend to take things very literally. The idea of having one feminine leg seems a bit absurd, so Tumblr took to doodling and had some fun with it. Tumblr is a madhouse of MS painting with Bob Ross and lessons about physics and car safety, so you never know exactly what to expect.

The concept for the chart makes sense, it’s just an abstract visual metaphor that isn’t articulated totally perfectly. That’s fine and all, except people on the internet tend to take things very literally. The idea of having one feminine leg seems a bit absurd, so Tumblr took to doodling and had some fun with it. Tumblr is a madhouse of MS painting with Bob Ross and lessons about physics and car safety, so you never know exactly what to expect.

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The Story of Grinch, The Loveably Dumb Sled Dog

Blair Braverman is a dogsledder and author who knows how to tell people about her tough and loveable sled dogs. Here’s a thing introducing her sled dog team. This particular thread introduces Grinch, who is strong, tough, kind-hearted, and in her words, dumb.

Blair Braverman is a dogsledder and author who knows how to tell people about her tough and loveable sled dogs. Here’s a thing introducing her sled dog team. This particular thread introduces Grinch, who is strong, tough, kind-hearted, and in her words, dumb.

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Guy Gives Rundown On Experience With Incredibly Convincing Scammer

The world of scamming attempts isn’t all just idiot scammers getting trolled, though we love to see it. Sometimes there’s some really believable phishing attempts out there that you wouldn’t have thought of. Scammers can dig up personal information in order to help give themselves false credibility, like this guy who almost fell for another believable scam.

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Twitter Thread On Fonts Is Actually Fascinating

We’re as surprised as you are. You wouldn’t think a topic as dry as typesetting and fonts would actually be interesting, but since using some sort of a keyboard is something almost all of us do every single day, the history and language behind it is actually really interesting. The internet is host to many intriguing discussions on language, like this tumblr post about figures of speech, or this thread on translation. Or for some straight up language wins and fails, here are some uses and misuses of the english language.

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Classic Sci-fi Tumblr Thread on How Humans are Team “Hold My Beer”

Being the center of attention in a lot of fantasy and sci-fi, human beings tend to enjoy a certain “je ne sais quoi” quality about them that lets them get away with amazing shit. In a discussion of humans in the Star Trek Universe specifically, this Tumblr thread went hard in the paint on what makes humans amazing and entertaining in that particular universe. It’s a fun read and kinda makes you feel good to be human. In a similar vein of “humans are awesome,” here’s another thread on how humans are basically Space Orcs.

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Funny Tumblr Thread Explains Disney’s Mythical Secret Porn Vault

According to this thread, Disney’s strict policy that grants them exclusive ownership of any of their employees artwork also gives them the rights to any of the filth that those artists also end up creating as well. We hope Disney has a smut vault/porn cave, but it seems unlikely whether or not they would officially confirm the existence of such a thing. Tumblr has come through with some weird cartoon lore, like this dark thread on Garfield. Tumblr users also share some pretty incredible experiences, like this pizza deliverer who made a list of all the insane people she met.

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Short Thread On Naming Shows How Much Scientists Love Stupid Puns

Just a a few short dumbass examples, and the unfortunate repercussions of scientists turning their work into hilarious puns. That all being said, Nim Chimpsky is an absolutely hilarious monkey pun in our opinion, and we hope scientists use more incredibly stupid puns in the future. If this made you interested in science stuff, here’s a microbiologists unbelievable thread about lobsters. And for puns, here are some terrible/excellent puns.

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