Entitled Woman Begs For Cash App Handouts

This woman was taking to social media to issue a stream of entitled pleas, asking people to send her money on the Cash App. Eventually, another person had enough, and decided to call her out on all the nonsense. Sometimes, entitled individuals just need someone else to offer up the reality check moment. Maybe this reality check took effect. 

This woman was taking to social media to issue a stream of entitled pleas, asking people to send her money on the Cash App. Eventually, another person had enough, and decided to call her out on all the nonsense. Sometimes, entitled individuals just need someone else to offer up the reality check moment. Maybe this reality check took effect. 

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Son Teaching Mom To Text Is Wholesome Gold

In these technological times we can forget that it can be harder for the older generations to navigate the ins and outs of how to work the technology. So, in those moments where you might find yourself in contact with someone who is just trying to keep up with the times, it’s nice to help out. 

In these technological times we can forget that it can be harder for the older generations to navigate the ins and outs of how to work the technology. So, in those moments where you might find yourself in contact with someone who is just trying to keep up with the times, it’s nice to help out. 

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Artist Can’t Deliver Free Drawing Before April, Choosing Beggar Threatens To Call Cops

Ah, yes, another case of the choosing beggar resorting to threats, after being told that they couldn’t get their way for free. This choosing beggar wanted that drawing for free, and when that request was denied, they figured it was a good time to break out the threats. There’s no negotiating with that kind of dramatic entitlement. 

Ah, yes, another case of the choosing beggar resorting to threats, after being told that they couldn’t get their way for free. This choosing beggar wanted that drawing for free, and when that request was denied, they figured it was a good time to break out the threats. There’s no negotiating with that kind of dramatic entitlement. 

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Random Memes With No Mention Of That Bad Thing That’s Happening

Everything’s fine. It’s 2020 and there’s nothing wrong. Everyone is healthy, we’re happy, and things are totally normal. Since everything is hunky-dory, why not celebrate with some memes? They’re memes that show no mention of that terrible thing that isn’t happening. We promise.

Everything’s fine. It’s 2020 and there’s nothing wrong. Everyone is healthy, we’re happy, and things are totally normal. Since everything is hunky-dory, why not celebrate with some memes? They’re memes that show no mention of that terrible thing that isn’t happening. We promise.

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Entitled Kid Gets Schooled After Demanding Insane Carpentry Turnaround

Some people just don’t understand how the world works. In this story, a spoiled brat tries to blackmail a carpenter into making a near-impossible exception for him based on who his father is. Fortunately for our hero, things don’t work out as planned.

Some people just don’t understand how the world works. In this story, a spoiled brat tries to blackmail a carpenter into making a near-impossible exception for him based on who his father is. Fortunately for our hero, things don’t work out as planned.

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‘Nice Guy’ Reveals His Slimy Truth In Wrong Number Text

We’ve been seeing a lot of cringey nice guys making themselves known on the internet, but it looks like they’re popping up more frequently in the wild as well. Just ask the poor soul who was forced into a crappy exchange with one of them. Seems our “hero,” Keegan, was given a wrong number after making a connection with a Sandra at a club. After it becomes clear that the phone number does not belong to Sandra, Keegan somehow manages to dig himself into an even deeper whole with this complete stranger. When will people learn?

We’ve been seeing a lot of cringey nice guys making themselves known on the internet, but it looks like they’re popping up more frequently in the wild as well. Just ask the poor soul who was forced into a crappy exchange with one of them. Seems our “hero,” Keegan, was given a wrong number after making a connection with a Sandra at a club. After it becomes clear that the phone number does not belong to Sandra, Keegan somehow manages to dig himself into an even deeper whole with this complete stranger. When will people learn?

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Guy Asks Hotel For Framed Picture Of Harambe, They Deliver

This dude had a request for the hotel he was staying at in D.C. It was a very, very important request not to be taken lightly. Yes, this dude wanted a framed picture of Harambe. To make matters even more spectacular, the hotel was cool with the guy keeping the framed picture. 

This dude had a request for the hotel he was staying at in D.C. It was a very, very important request not to be taken lightly. Yes, this dude wanted a framed picture of Harambe. To make matters even more spectacular, the hotel was cool with the guy keeping the framed picture. 

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Mountain Dew-Soaked Neckbeard Memes & Moments

If your life has felt devoid of Dorito dust and katana-wielding incels, we’ve got you covered. This batch of neckbeard memes and texts comes courtesy of @neckbeardfancy, where admins are tirelessly cataloging riveting content that also happens to make our skin crawl. From cringe-inducing attempts to hit on women, to self-aware memes and comics, this gallery is sure to entertain. 

If your life has felt devoid of Dorito dust and katana-wielding incels, we’ve got you covered. This batch of neckbeard memes and texts comes courtesy of @neckbeardfancy, where admins are tirelessly cataloging riveting content that also happens to make our skin crawl. From cringe-inducing attempts to hit on women, to self-aware memes and comics, this gallery is sure to entertain. 

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Karen Melts Down Over Air Pods Gift

Karen is not okay, you guys. She’s in the middle of a devastating meltdown regarding a gift of Air Pods to her kid. Apparently, Karen’s standards are such that the only acceptable gift for her kid is a pair of the Air Pods Pro. She wants to make sure the other kids at her kid’s school are impressed. And she wants this while she uses the Air Pods at yoga, for herself. Nice, Karen. 

Karen is not okay, you guys. She’s in the middle of a devastating meltdown regarding a gift of Air Pods to her kid. Apparently, Karen’s standards are such that the only acceptable gift for her kid is a pair of the Air Pods Pro. She wants to make sure the other kids at her kid’s school are impressed. And she wants this while she uses the Air Pods at yoga, for herself. Nice, Karen. 

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Girl Isn’t Invited To Wedding, Passive Aggressive Response Ensues

This girl seemingly popped out of the blue, and assumed she’d be invited to the wedding of a “friend” she hadn’t talked to in a long time. As it turns out, the wedding was for close friends and family, and not people that had fallen out of touch. From there, the response was one wrapped up in passive aggressiveness. The girl goes so far as to suggest that the couple reconsider marriage altogether. 

This girl seemingly popped out of the blue, and assumed she’d be invited to the wedding of a “friend” she hadn’t talked to in a long time. As it turns out, the wedding was for close friends and family, and not people that had fallen out of touch. From there, the response was one wrapped up in passive aggressiveness. The girl goes so far as to suggest that the couple reconsider marriage altogether. 

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Guy Has Crush On Bartender, Forgets To Pay Tab, She Responds

This guy’s initial failure to make good on a tab at the bar, ended up resulting in the very bartender he had a crush on, reaching out to him. Is he doomed or are we witnessing the start of what could end up being a newfound fling? Forgetting to pay your tab isn’t exactly the perfect start to making a good impression upon a bartender that you have a crush on.  

This guy’s initial failure to make good on a tab at the bar, ended up resulting in the very bartender he had a crush on, reaching out to him. Is he doomed or are we witnessing the start of what could end up being a newfound fling? Forgetting to pay your tab isn’t exactly the perfect start to making a good impression upon a bartender that you have a crush on.  

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Daughter Relentlessly Trolls Mom To Oblivion

This one’s an oldie but a goldie. Whether or not this is an actual series of conversations between a mischievous daughter and her exasperated mother, doesn’t matter. The texts are hilarious, and maybe even believable. Using autocorrect to troll a technologically challenged parent would be quite the crafty, and entertaining move. 

This one’s an oldie but a goldie. Whether or not this is an actual series of conversations between a mischievous daughter and her exasperated mother, doesn’t matter. The texts are hilarious, and maybe even believable. Using autocorrect to troll a technologically challenged parent would be quite the crafty, and entertaining move. 

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Scammer “CEO” Gets Unknowingly Trolled

This “CEO” was found out pretty much from the get-go. Who signs their texts with “CEO” at the end of it, anyways? That was a bright enough red flag to bring the whole scamming attempt crashing down. From there, the trolling was smooth and well executed. Love the moment at the end when the scammer realizes they’ve been played for the fool all along. 

This “CEO” was found out pretty much from the get-go. Who signs their texts with “CEO” at the end of it, anyways? That was a bright enough red flag to bring the whole scamming attempt crashing down. From there, the trolling was smooth and well executed. Love the moment at the end when the scammer realizes they’ve been played for the fool all along. 

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Model Chick Goes Psycho After Being Rejected

This guy got all kinds of lucky when it came to dodging the cyclone of crazy that was his date. Apparently he had a couple drinks with her, and wasn’t feeling the connection, and called it quits from there. She proceeds to go on a downward spiral of delusional lunacy, and claims he stole her bracelet, while threatening to send her team of security guards on him. 

This guy got all kinds of lucky when it came to dodging the cyclone of crazy that was his date. Apparently he had a couple drinks with her, and wasn’t feeling the connection, and called it quits from there. She proceeds to go on a downward spiral of delusional lunacy, and claims he stole her bracelet, while threatening to send her team of security guards on him. 

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Dude Receives Escort’s Old Number & Gets A Lot Of Interesting Texts

When an auto broker named from Scottsdale, Arizona, received a new phone number, he also received some new friends thanks to the number’s former owner. Turns out that Kurt’s new digits used to belong to an escort, and she seemed to have been in high demand. Customers of working girl Jaz repeatedly tried to get in touch with the sex worker, and Kurt had to let ’em all down via text.Hopefully the calls and messages are starting to die down, or he’s going to have an interesting and annoying 2020. 

When an auto broker named from Scottsdale, Arizona, received a new phone number, he also received some new friends thanks to the number’s former owner. Turns out that Kurt’s new digits used to belong to an escort, and she seemed to have been in high demand. Customers of working girl Jaz repeatedly tried to get in touch with the sex worker, and Kurt had to let ’em all down via text.Hopefully the calls and messages are starting to die down, or he’s going to have an interesting and annoying 2020. 

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Bridezilla Worried Bridesmaid’s Chemotherapy Will Ruin Wedding

This bridezilla just soared to the top of delusional and terribly toxic individuals that we’ve seen involved in weddings. Yikes. Apparently the bride was worried about the bridesmaid in this scenario, ruining her wedding day because of her chemotherapy, and hair loss. You’ve got to be kidding me. 

This bridezilla just soared to the top of delusional and terribly toxic individuals that we’ve seen involved in weddings. Yikes. Apparently the bride was worried about the bridesmaid in this scenario, ruining her wedding day because of her chemotherapy, and hair loss. You’ve got to be kidding me. 

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Creative Dude Expertly Trolls Text Scammer With The Help Of Photoshop

The ol’ text scammer begging for gift cards to benefit some fake cause has sadly become a tale as old as time. People who are less than senile have definitely started to catch on, and some enterprising individuals even try to put the scammers in their place. This particular genius decided to flex his Photoshop skills to attempt to send this would-be scammer a message. It took the loser while to catch on. 

The ol’ text scammer begging for gift cards to benefit some fake cause has sadly become a tale as old as time. People who are less than senile have definitely started to catch on, and some enterprising individuals even try to put the scammers in their place. This particular genius decided to flex his Photoshop skills to attempt to send this would-be scammer a message. It took the loser while to catch on. 

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“Good Friend” Wants Free Custom Sneakers

These choosing beggars just keep coming out of the woodwork. In this case, the “good friend” expects a pair of free custom sneakers. There really isn’t any negotiating with that obnoxious level of entitlement. Sounds like all parties concerned would be best served going on their separate ways. 

These choosing beggars just keep coming out of the woodwork. In this case, the “good friend” expects a pair of free custom sneakers. There really isn’t any negotiating with that obnoxious level of entitlement. Sounds like all parties concerned would be best served going on their separate ways. 

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Future Is All Of Our Texty Toxic Exes In This Hilarious Twitter Meme

Pretty much everyone has that toxic ex who just won’t go away. Maybe they text you at weird hours. Maybe they like your photos from a year ago on days that meant something when you were together. Maybe you had to block them. These toxic exes always seem to pop up during the holidays, and these memes of the rapper Future perfectly exemplify these scummy and opportunistic individuals. The meme, which was birthed on Twitter, features several different photos of the rapper appearing to be sending a text message. The text is almost always a softboi-esque attempt at forcing someone to think of them under the guise of a wholesome message. The transparent “Thinking of you” texts are so relatable that this meme was pretty much guaranteed to take off. And take off it has. While they started around Thanksgiving, a wealth of the jokes have continued to pop up through Christmas, and we expect to see more into the new year. 

Pretty much everyone has that toxic ex who just won’t go away. Maybe they text you at weird hours. Maybe they like your photos from a year ago on days that meant something when you were together. Maybe you had to block them. These toxic exes always seem to pop up during the holidays, and these memes of the rapper Future perfectly exemplify these scummy and opportunistic individuals. The meme, which was birthed on Twitter, features several different photos of the rapper appearing to be sending a text message. The text is almost always a softboi-esque attempt at forcing someone to think of them under the guise of a wholesome message. The transparent “Thinking of you” texts are so relatable that this meme was pretty much guaranteed to take off. And take off it has. While they started around Thanksgiving, a wealth of the jokes have continued to pop up through Christmas, and we expect to see more into the new year. 

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An Imaginative Conversation On Getting Out Of Work

Who even cares if this one’s fake. The imaginative conversation revolving around what one would do if their boss texted them telling them to come in, is entertaining enough. Sometimes the best course of action is to just play dumb, and act like it’s the wrong number. 

Who even cares if this one’s fake. The imaginative conversation revolving around what one would do if their boss texted them telling them to come in, is entertaining enough. Sometimes the best course of action is to just play dumb, and act like it’s the wrong number. 

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