Fifteen Times Sarcastic Humor Flew Right Over People’s Heads

If you’re ever feeling bad about yourself, just take a stroll through the following posts from people who missed very obvious jokes. We’re pretty sure they’ll boost your self-confidence. Check out /r/woooosh for more cringe material!

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Text - Thave been thinking about this exchange all day. Every seafood restaurant in DC should have a special this week called Squid Pro Quo. t7 572 5.8K 72 Follow Replying to @JenKirkman Actually, the expression is "QUID pro quo," - not “SQUID." It's Latin. 11:13 AM - 26 Sep 2019 5 Retweets 42 Likes t 5 258 42 4:25 PM 9/26/19 Twitter Web Client

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People - 4G 11:49 Wear Nerd Approved NA 5 hrs They even have the same haircuts. Remember Eleven & Mike? Here they are now. Feel old yet? 489 36 Comments • 144 Shares O Like Comment A Share No no. mat's Bruce Willis as a boxer in pulp fiction on the right. Not the same movie. Lame. Write a comment...

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Text - Reacties - 1 week geleden the blonde white girl was my favourite. 648 目34 Voeg een openbare reactie toe... 5 dagen geleden They all are blonde white girls... 24

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Text - 22 minutes and 22 seconds In 2012, German freediver Tom Sietas held his breath underwater for 22 minutes and 22 seconds, besting Dane Stig Severinsen's previous Guinness record by 22 seconds. (Although Guinness still lists Severinsen as the record holder, stating he hyperventilated with oxygen before his attempt for 19 minutes and 30 seconds.) May 9, 2013 The guy who filmed "Finding Nemo" 国 Are you challenging me? [-115 points · 1 hour ago It was 3D animation you dumb fuck

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Text - 14:36 4 hrs • I am trying to learn what LGBTQ+ stands for... Unfortunately nobody can give me a straight answer! You and 46 others 19 comments • 2 shares Haha Comment Share I sent you a message on LGBT detail LGETICGP Write a comment...

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Product - Can someone explain to me how they got all the ice through the small hole Imagine being this stupid 19,419 likes This is the stupidest thing ive seen more

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Product - The manager at our local IKEA is retiring, so I sent him this cake.. wheres the cake

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Twenty-Eight Instances Of Unbridled Ignorance: COVID-19 Edition

The people disobeying lockdown orders right now are like the kids in your fourth grade class who wouldn’t follow the rules so the teacher kept punishing the entire class. So just remember, the more y’all keep breaking the rules the longer we all have to be in lockdown! 

Now scroll down if you want to see some incredibly cringe-inducing posts, but honestly, we would understand if you don’t.

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Text - Some dude asked me why I didn't have a mask on in the grocery store. I told him I don't believe in conspiracy theories.

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Protest - I Need A Haircut!

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Protest - Fiets Ova Fit THE CIVE MY VEKUS TS A HAX DAUCHTER HER SENIOR YEAR BACK! Do Where Bea

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Text - Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren To the pro-eternal shutdown cheerleaders, when your favorite government pals start canceling pride parades, we better not hear a peep out of you!!! 1:16 PM · May 7, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 1.3K Retweets 10.3K Likes Thor Benson @thor_benson · May 7 Replying to @TomiLahren They were canceled last month, genius. 25 27 130 7.1K Obi Dox Kenobi @obibluraven · May 8 She didnt know because there wasnt massive protests, which also kills her arguement. 27 3 229 1 more repl

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Protest - TYRANNY SPREABING FASTER THAN CHINA VIRUS IS THE REOPEN * NOW

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Text - May 12 at 8:41 AM • O I will not be vaccinated (chipped) for the coronavirus. Who else is willing to share this?

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People - AIN OPS UP The 200, Legoland +Disney

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Protest - 53333B STOPRONNG MY SENIORYEAR wRL STATER

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Mode of transport - Los ANGELES POLICE DEPARTMENT MAY 1 Man refusing to wear mask breaks arm of CAN Target employee Two men were arrested for felony battery after starting a fight with employees at a Los Angeles Target store over wearing masks inside the store. Source: CNN

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Protest - :76 FREE THE IF T RERSES Fuhrer THE CROM HUMANS MALZ WE DENAND NY KE GO TO LORK! FREEDOM! ZICHA

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Text - Would be nice to meet you ;) I agree. Sucks about corona hey :( This is all fake is no any virus tv lies Google it Oh boy

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Protest - MY BODY, MY CHOICE = ABOPTION, THEN MY BODY, MY CHOICE = REOURED SOREGUERO BEGUREO TESTING NES

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Protest - POLO EAS MY BODY SHOICE TO WORK

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People - AM SO TOTALLY OVER THIS

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Protest - WE WILP THE NOT DOWN DONT TREAD ON ML COMPLY WE DEEM OUR GOVERNOR NON-ESsentiAL LC FreedoM TruMPS The COMMIE VIRUS

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Text - Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti ..thus proving that squats and push-ups can be done anywhere...? twitter.com/WFLA/status/12... WFLA NEWS @WFLA Replying to @WFLA WATCH: Protesters calling for gyms to reopen in Florida are doing squats and push-ups outside the Clearwater courthouse 8.wfla.com/2L9NDUQ #Florida #COVID19 HAPPENING NOW: CLEARWATER GYM PROTEST wfla. NOW com f NEW WFLA FANS-KELLEY TAMMIE, MARY MARGARET ESTILL, ANTHONY MCCOMSEY, ANN NEVENI SANZ 1-800 ASK-GARY 675K 10:59 AM - May 1

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Protest - IWANT ALONE TIME FROM MY WIFE BACK #OPENMN

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Protest - Terminology you understand! ABORT Grace the stay at home order! Something Else Boutique Bedford, VA

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Font - Read MY Lips Silent NO NEW EXTENSIONS

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Text - No FaceMasks ETRA k Here allowed in store! lower your mask or go Somewhere else. Štop listening 2 Pritzrer he's a dumbases If you can't comply with store policy of our employees sa fety I suggest you go some where else.

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Text - Can somebody please prove that the Coronavirus is killing people? |and 50 others 157 Comments 3 Shares O Like Comment Share View previous comments 3 of 54 OMG you are kidding I hope. Like Reply 3h l am absolutely not kidding. Don't you think that we should all be demanding proof before we let our lives be destroyed by the side effects of this pandemic? Like Reply 3h Edited My dead brother in law is proof Like Reply 3h |Somebody dying is not proof. Like - Reply 4m

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Text - Sunday at 11:41 · Wearing a mask causes u2 breath in your own carbon monoxide slowly poisoning urself & breaking down ur immune system. Facts

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Flag - I'o RATHER DIE ON MY FEET THAN LIVE ON MY KNEES! III

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Entitled Dude Gets Trolled By Amused Car Seller

Unfortunately we live in a world where a lot of people think it’s totally fine to act like self-righteous a-holes. This dude in particular thought he could purchase a car for far cheaper than what the seller was listing. Fortunately for us though, the troll-y seller had a sense of humor about it. 

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Text - Audi TT still for sale? 06:45 It is mate but l'm going away for a week as of tomorrow so will have to deal with it when I'm back next Friday 06:54 I wanted to pick it up today if possible... 06:55

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Text - I'm at uni this morning then I've got to go Xmas shopping so not sure if l'll get chance mate. I may have some time to sort it out after 7pm if that's any good for you? 06:57 No that doesnt work for me I wanted to pik it up this afternoon. I have cash waiting 07:00 15k in cash? 07:01 No! I'm willin to pay 6k that's my max! 07:02

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Text - You must have the wrong advert dude. Mine's up for 15 07:02 I got the right advert. Black Edition quattro. I have 6k in cash right now so will come asap and not mess you about 07:04

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Text - Well, I was kind of hoping that the asking price would have been in cash as I've stopped accepting giro cheques as a form of payment. You're messing me about now as it's 7am and you're offering silly money. If you turn up with 15k it's yours and will arrange to meet you in the afternoon. 07:08 I told you already I only have 6k!!! I will come asap and collect it. Donf be a dik I really like this car. Wats your address? 07:09

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Text - I like the car also, which is why I won't be letting it go for 9k less than what it's worth. And I'm not being a "dik", it's 7am and I've got stuff to do. When you're ready to make a serious offer let me know :) 07:12 Waste of fukin time!!! Absolute dikhead 07:13

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Text - Actually mate, I've just had a word with my partner and she said she's happy for me to let it go for 6k as she's just got a nice bonus from work so can afford to lose 9k. l'll even chuck in a full tank of fuel and some extra alloys. As long as you don't mess about when you get here. I want a quick sale as l've got stuff to crack on with 07:16

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Text - I thought you wud say that. No way that cars worth more than 7k! 07:21 Yea you're right mate I was just trying my luck really. You know how it is with cars these days. People always want more than they're worth 07:22

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Text - I no my stuff mate. Been in the car game for years. What address? I can come noW seen as your up 07:25 Yea I didn't wake up this early for any specific reason I just do it for a laugh. Can meet you at 8am if you like? Address is Redditch. Let me know when you're outside :) 07:27 Advert says Worcester!!! Not a problem as I live in bromsgrove so will be there just after 8 07:27

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Text - The advert also said 15k but you never took much notice of that e See you shortly 07:28 Post code? 07:29 We don't have one here mate. The combination of numbers and letters confuses some of the older residents on the street so the post man said it was sound if they just use their full address 07:30

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Text - Ok. Strange. See you in a bit 07:30 Sat nav says there is no 987!!! 07:34 It's a new build mate. Just follow it to the end of the road and you'll see the bovis development signs 07:35

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Text - 5 mins away 08:07 Ok dude. Take it steady, there's a lot of morons on the way to Redditch this morning e 08:08 On the road now. Been up and down twice but can't see any new houses 08:18

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Text - I say new, it's new to me but was probably built in the 60s. Can you see a blue door with a drive way and a tree? 08:20 There's a green door with a tree outside. Is that the 1? 08:21 That's the one pal 08:23 Can't see a TT on the drive. 08:24 It's in the garage mate. Safe and sound 00.04

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Text - There is no garage. Only a shitty vauxall vectra on the drive 08:26 Knock on the door and see if they'll take 6k for it 08:26 Answer your phone!!!!!! 08:27 I'm in the shower mate. Be down in 2 secs just got to dry my hair :) 08:28

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Text - Fuck!!!!! Do you know who your messing with!!!! Answer your phone now!!!!! 08:28 Answer it!!!!! 08:29 What's your name? 08:29 I ain't tellin u my fucjin name!!! Answer your phone!!! 08:29

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Text - Well then yes, you're right, I don't know who im messing with. I don't answer the phone to strangers. Can't be too careful as there's a lot of weirdos about these days. 08:30 I'll find you!!!! 08:31 Well you've got my addres.. 08:31 !!I ...·. 08:32

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Guy Witnesses Full-On Karen Panic At Olive Garden On Mother’s Day

Unfortunately for service industry employees everywhere, Karens have decided not to take any days off during the pandemic. In fact, it seems that they’ve even ramped up their antics, according to this amusing Twitter thread written by a guy observing the sheer panic taking place at an Olive Garden in Cranberry, Pennsylvania on Mother’s Day. Who knew soup, salad, and breadsticks warranted screaming at minimum-wage restaurant employees!

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Text - Kevin Horne @KevinHornePSU I am about to witness a full on riot at the Cranberry, Pennsylvania Olive Garden. Suburban Karens with husbands who are the CFOs of mid-size floor tile companies vs the staff, which is 90-120 minutes behind order time. Will report back.

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Land vehicle - Kevin Horne @KevinHornePSU · 10h There are approximately 200 cars in the parking lot of people exactly like this absolutely losing their minds. I am among them, but remaining calm, as there is no one to blame but ourselves for deciding on Olive Garden in the first place. 27 10 420

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Vehicle - Kevin Horne @KevinHornePSU · 9h The line of cars to get in extends out to the road but there are very few spots remaining in the entire lot. Other folks have decided to start tailgating while having unpleasant conversations with their families waiting at home. 27 3 129 Chow tlbi throod 3.

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Adaptation - Kevin Horne @KevinHornePSU · 9h Folks are now just blatantly disregarding the signs and jumping the person who comes out with the food every 5 or so minutes like it's first come first serve, even though the order is tied to a name. Olive LOlve Coren vaplmb. CRUZAN FOR EVERYONES SAFETY PLEASE STAY IN YoUr CAR E We WILL BE OUT To GREET You 6. 27 10 165

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Text - Kevin Horne @KevinHornePSU · 9h Fear levels are high that only the 4 p.m. pickup time orders, who have largely not been served, will have breadsticks. Cancelations occurring en masse. I am 5 p.m. but holding out hope. Kru 27 4 129

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Motor vehicle - Kevin Horne @KevinHornePSU · 9h The person who is directing traffic has been identified as the manager or owner. He is the one who has been throwing out the "only a 30 minute delay" line to folks since 4 p.m. and is now paying the price. 27 3 124

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Land vehicle - Kevin Horne @KevinHornePSU · 9h The workers have returned with salad from Giant Eagle. "I love my life," this kind spirited employee exclaimed. %3D 8. 27 5 303

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Property - Kevin Horne @KevinHornePSU · 9h I have now been called inside –I am the first person l've seen get invited in that hasn't complained. Seemed promising, but 3 different employees have now asked for my name. It's not clear if they actually have the order, despite being checked in 80 minutes age. Olive Canden 27 2 ♡ 125

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Text - Kevin Horne @KevinHornePSU · 8h UPDATE: "Food" secured. I'm afraid the no breadsticks rumor was true, and a number of the entrees appear to be missing. They did cobble together a salad with Giant Eagle ingredients procured from the back of an employees car. They offered a $10 gift card for the trouble. Olive Canden ITALIAN KITCHEN ORDER O ogte 174 4.

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Text - Mary Kate @MmmkayDo Replying to @KevinHornePSU As someone that's worked in restaurants for going on years, there were prob 3 people cooking the food. Restaurants, like other businesses, run with as little 10 people as possible to make as much $$ as they can. AND there's a pandemic on & it's Mother's Day. Understanding is

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Text - Daniel Schall @dsschall Replying to @KevinHornePSU I read each tweet of this thread with the same anticipation that I await each new episode of "Last Dance." "Cobble together," "procured," "mid-size floor tile company"-well played. Thanks for the entertainment. I'd give you breadsticks if could.

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26 Times Brainiacs Asked The Internet Some Extremely Dumb Questions

You know the saying that there’s no such thing as a stupid question? Yeah, well that is blatantly untrue and you should feel bad if you asked any of the following questions submitted to sites like Quora and Yahoo Answers. 

Just kidding…we appreciate it because we got some hearty laughs out of it!

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Quora - "What should I do about my 19-year-old son? He's serious about a 20-year-old girl in the same class at his university and I do not approve of him dating an older woman. The social norm is for the husband to be older"

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Quora - "Why does my son think he owns his computer? He bought it but it is in my house. Therefore it is mine, how can I help him understand this?"

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Quora - "Justice League (DC comics) +5 Who would win in a fight between literally a duck and the combined Justice League and Avengers?"

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Quora - "What is the proof that the Republican Party started global warming?"

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Quora - "What is the legal dick size?"

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Quora - "Developing and Maintaining Happiness Happiness +3 Can our parents sacrifice their life if we say their death will make us more happy as we will enjoy their saved money? How would they feel?"

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Text - How Does X Feel About Y? Veganism Meat Vegetarianism The Human Race and Condition How do vegetarians feel about being made of meat? Answer g Request Follow 13 4 o0o

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Text - Question added Pets X How will my cat react if she finds my poop in her litter? Last followed 51m ago 5 Answers Follow 7 Downvote

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Text - Deafhood (culture) +2 Can deaf people laugh out loud? Answer Request Follow 12 1+ ooo

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Text - Semen Feet Pregnancy Human Biology Can semen travel up your foot? This question previously had details. They are now in a comment. 9Follow 3 »g Request Answer O 2 ooo

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Text - Girlfriends and Sex Sex and Pregnancy Sex and Preg +3 My girlfriend is pregnant but we did not have sex. How can this happen? O 2 Follow 24 g Request Answer o0o

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Text - Albert Einstein (physicist) Genius and Geniuses Physici If Albert Einstein was so smart, then why did he die? Follow Answer Request

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Text - Q a Ask Quora 4 Notifs Read Answer You I have an IQ of 271. What should I do?

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Text - Business Question followed 2m If you shit yourself in your office cubicle, what will be the best way to escape this situation? (urgent answer needed) 6 Answers Pass Follow 11 Write Answer

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Text - The Paranormal Ghosts Supernatural Phenomena You are sleeping with your partner and suddenly realize that he/she is a ghost. What would you do? Answer 9Follow 9 O 1 Request o0o

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Text - Mathematics and Physics Quantitative Finance Pricing How do I calculate the fair price of a girlfriend using asset pricing theory? Request Follow 9 Answer

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Impressively Dumb Moments Of Pure Facepalm

Some things change. People grow older, they grow apart. Pandemics ravage the globe. Natural disasters become more frequent. People move. But one thing stays the same. One thing remains constant: the absolute joy  we feel while laughing at other people’s stupidity. And there’s a whole lot of it right here.

Some things change. People grow older, they grow apart. Pandemics ravage the globe. Natural disasters become more frequent. People move. But one thing stays the same. One thing remains constant: the absolute joy  we feel while laughing at other people’s stupidity. And there’s a whole lot of it right here.

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Text - Liz Wheeler @Liz_Wheeler · 1h If/when a COVID-19 vaccine is developed, will you get vaccinated? Yes, definitely. O 24% Nope. 76% 5,994 votes · 22 hours 7 minutes left O 194 27 415 ♡ 303

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Text - From r/Holup IF YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER WAS THE AMOUNT OF MONEY YOU HAD... HOW RICH WOULD YOU BE??? fonzworthcutlass $34,523,2674 gochellzgo 93,780,9632 boystop 585,214,172 sexualified Hold up...

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Text - How the absolute fuck do you look at Orcs and see black people? How do you equate man eating monsters to black people without a single shred of irony or self awareness and have the gall to call people who are saying D&D is just a game “racist"? Cw blatant racism I'm in genuine awe that this shit came out for THIS edition of D&D holy shit ROLEPLAYING AN ORC Most orcs have been indoctrinated into a life of destruc- tion and slaughter. But unlike creatures who by their very nature are evil,

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Butterfly - Incest are so beautiful Photo Credit: Twitter

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Skin - This is what happens when you put a penny in a microwave for 2 minutes LIBERTY Yo you just made me start a fire in the house

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Organism - Can someone explain to me how they got all the ice through the small hole I need holy water @holywaterig Imagine being this stupid

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Text - why do the woman never have to take a DNA test to see if it's their child Really Dumb Tweets @rllydumbtweetsi i have no hope for humans anymore

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Text - What does it mean to "starch your engines?" Discussion Learning Never really understood the phrase. Idk, it's probably something stupid but I need to know. 552 56 1 Share BEST COMMENTS It's start my friend Reply 494 I guess contextually that makes a lot more sense. Fuck.

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Text - where can i find olive garden like italian food in Venice or Florence Italy. please help. i want spaghetti none of this fru fru fancy shit

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Text - · 5m lol but where are you from tho? 1 ·4m Owh Chile 1 · 4m I mean where do you live? :3m Chile 1 · 2m it's not even funny what's your problem? : 2m I'm from Chile

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Text - r/facepalm Posted by 12h • i.redd.it This Person is so Dumb Just found out that my birthday is the same day as when I was born Life is crazy aha I Like Comment A Share

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Text - How can dinosaurs have become extinct 50 million years ago when the earth is only 2017 years old, idiots a

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Text - Follov Justin Follows Me <3 @l OMG I JUST READ THAT CHINA IS 12 HOURS AHEAD OF USA.. WHY DIDNT THEY WARN US ABOUT 9/11? FCK CHINA LIKE 3 BILLION PPL DIED! Reply Retweet Favorite 0• More

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Text - What's Obama's last name? Excuse me? What Obama's last name?! Obama. No! That's his first name! Oh my god..

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Text - clai Ima stay a virgin for life e I want to set a good example for my kids.

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Text - Definitely trying this! I really wanna find out if I'm related to my ancestors 6w Like Reply 00375 I highly suspect you are indeed related to your ancestors. 940 6w Like Reply

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Text - My point was that the plague disappeared without a vaccine. Thursday at 18:44 · Like 2· Reply More YEAH BECAUSE PEOPLE DIED YOU UNEDUCATED POTATO Thursday at 18:44 · Like O 10 - Reply More

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Darwin Approves

Natural selection at work!

Funny meme that reads, "'If you don't want to quarantine it's okay' - Charles Darwin" next to a photo of Charles Darwin

Natural selection at work!

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Ohio Quarantine Protesters Are Supplying Memers With Some Premium Photoshop Material

It’s probably safe to say that most people aren’t taking this whole quarantine thing very well, but we grin and bear it for the greater good of humanity. On the other hand, while most of us are doing the right thing and obeying stay-at-home orders, there are a select few ruining it for everyone else. 

Exhibit A: these protesters, who felt it’d be appropriate to march to the Ohio Statehouse Atrium and demand that lawmakers reopen nonessential businesses to the public.

If your first thought was, that is an incredibly stupid idea, you’d be correct, and the following memes and photoshopped pics display that sentiment perfectly.

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26 Savage Comebacks And Insults That Were Handed Out On A Silver Platter

Some insults are just so beautifully poetic that you can’t even be mad about them. All you can really do is nod your head and say, “touche” while you stare off pensively into the distance. The following examples demonstrate flawless execution, grace, and poise and we certainly think they’re deserving of our recognition!

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Text - Jack Dayton @ltsJackDayton ALD How do you sleep at night knowing that there are some people in the world who don't like you? Jim Carrey @JimCarrey With no underwear in case they want to kiss my ass.

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50 Facepalm-Worthy Fails & Sassy Signs

Nothing distracts us from our earthly pain quite like basking in thefailures of others. You know, a little schadenfreude. This mega-dump of design failsand muck ups is mixed in with a peppering of clever signage. It’s important to remind yourself that there are some people out there with some smarts and a sense of humor.

Nothing distracts us from our earthly pain quite like basking in thefailures of others. You know, a little schadenfreude. This mega-dump of design failsand muck ups is mixed in with a peppering of clever signage. It’s important to remind yourself that there are some people out there with some smarts and a sense of humor.

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Angry Karen Writes Facebook Letter Demanding An End To The ‘Karen Crisis’

Well if this isn’t the most ironic message exchange we’ve ever seen. One particularly angry Karen was so fed up with the “Karen” trope that she messaged the admin of the Facebook group No, KaReN to complain about how bigoted she felt the group was. Well, lucky for us the admin had quite the sense of humor and decided to indulge her frustrations. Let’s just say, the whole thing is incredibly ironic and hilarious. Want more Karen content? We’ve got tons.

Well if this isn’t the most ironic message exchange we’ve ever seen. One particularly angry Karen was so fed up with the “Karen” trope that she messaged the admin of the Facebook group No, KaReN to complain about how bigoted she felt the group was. Well, lucky for us the admin had quite the sense of humor and decided to indulge her frustrations. Let’s just say, the whole thing is incredibly ironic and hilarious. 

Want more Karen content? We’ve got tons.

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Text - Karen Karen O on mobile Hello, my name is Karen messaging you today due to a new trend going around referring to a demeaning term used to degrade middle aged white women. I'm part of a feminist movement called months. I'm also doing a story on my page about this, and you're free to come look at it to get better educated on racism and it's effects on society as a whole, it's I'm in recent

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Text - I've looked at your group, and observed the posts you make on your page, and frankly they're quite demeaning. I found it after my 24 year old daughter started showing me "people being Karen's in public".

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Text - Now, while I don't understand exactly the point of calling people "Karen" and feeling the need to think we're all a certain way, and we complain about everything, because we don't. I've noticed there are over 20,000 people in this group called "No, Karen" and this page called Karen the manager, which content is equally offensive.

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Text - I've reported it as harassment as a whole to Facebook, and left them my input, and forwarded them twitter posts where someone finally got tired of it and said enough is enough.

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Text - I think you need to be a bit more sensitive as to who you are ultimately hurting here in the long run continuing this trend everyone follows on Facebook.

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Text - This trend needs to end, so I'm asking you to change the topic of your group and name, otherwise l'm going to have to take action in a court of law to have it taken down and your content removed as it can be construed as racist to a certain extent. I will be asking my daughter to leave the group as it's highly disrespectful when I try to tell her something and all she says is l'm being "a karen". It's extremely frustrating. Thank you, have a nice day.

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Text - MaNaGeR Well, Karen, as much as I laughed at this message, I can't tell if you're serious or just plain crazy. My Facebook page/group has nothing to do with "middle aged white women". No, KaReN.

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Text - The term "Karen" isn't exactly used as an insult to people named Karen themselves (although, it's equally hilarious when their name actually is Karen). Although you feel it may have "ruined" your name, or you found it offensive, unfortunately we will not stop making "Karen" posts. They're absolutely everywhere, and we're here to tell you about them! You're more than welcome to report me to Facebook, I actually highly encourage it.

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Text - I highly appreciate your feedback on our pages, as we always do, but as it stands right now, we don't give a fuck. Not even a little. Due to the Coronavirus pandemic going on right now, it's tough to get in and out of stores, so l'm currently on Amazon looking for a fuck to give you. I hope I can find one. With our sincere apologies, - No, KaReN admin.

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Text - It's absolutely outrageous to think that someone with your demeanor runs large groups of people on social media thinking there will be no recourse as to what's said on your public forum. You're highly disrespectful, and I've just sent in my report to Facebook. If that will not work, I will be calling my lawyer first thing Friday morning. I'm going to singlehandedly stop these racist remarks throughout the country as it's disgusting the way you demean middle aged white women. You think you

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Text - MaNaGeR Dear Karen out of fucks t00, still looking. I think you're misinterpreting what this page is for. You Unfortunately Amazon was No, KaReN. messaged me with a complaint about my page, I responded. Now, you're just seemingly being purposefully cunty.

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Text - I personally, as the owner of said page/group, don't give not one fuck about your "feelings" about the name and/or content posted on MY page/group. You're more than welcome to take advantage of the report button, or do whatever you feel necessary to "end this Karen crisis".

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Text - After looking at your pages (you asked me to), I couldn't help but to notice how much of a self loathing, self righteous, bible thumping hypocrite you are. You literally leave trash reviews, on seemingly everywhere you go. You're a karen, with the name Karen. The fact that you even MESSAGED me about YOU being offended makes you a diehard Karen.

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Text - Answer me this, I really have to clarify, do you REALLY think you'll get the world to stop saying "karen" because it's demeaning and racist, "to a certain extent" of course. Right?

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Text - Karen, I really look forward to your next message please message us back promptly if you haven't called the police yet.

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14 Infuriating Times The Entitled Customer Was Definitely NOT Right

Customer service workers will know EXACTLY what these irritating tweets are all about. You’ll feel them deep in your soul. Luckily, most customers tend to be very nice and understanding, but when you get that one entitled a-hole, it can just really ruin your day. These tweets will make you positively rage at the amount of stupidity and entitlement!

Customer service workers will know EXACTLY what these irritating tweets are all about. You’ll feel them deep in your soul. Luckily, most customers tend to be very nice and understanding, but when you get that one entitled a-hole, it can just really ruin your day. These tweets will make you positively rage at the amount of stupidity and entitlement!

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15 Total Wackos Who Should Not Be Allowed Near Social Media

We always hear about the insane-o anti-vaxxers, flat-earthers and other crazies all over the internet, but it’s not as commonplace to come across one in the wild. Well, these 15 posts will prove to you that these people actually do exist, and their stupidity is astounding. Check out /r/InsanePeopleFacebook for even more crazies!

We always hear about the insane-o anti-vaxxers, flat-earthers and other crazies all over the internet, but it’s not as commonplace to come across one in the wild. Well, these 15 posts will prove to you that these people actually do exist, and their stupidity is astounding. Check out /r/InsanePeopleFacebook for even more crazies!

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29 ‘Yikes’ Moments Of Monumental Cringe

Some things are just cringey enough to make you say “oof” out loud and make a visibly pained facial expression. These posts are of no exception. In fact, many of these people should not be allowed on social media ever again. Maybe we should all have to take a test to be allowed on social media? Honestly, that seems reasonable at this point.

Some things are just cringey enough to make you say “oof” out loud and make a visibly pained facial expression. These posts are of no exception. In fact, many of these people should not be allowed on social media ever again. Maybe we should all have to take a test to be allowed on social media? Honestly, that seems reasonable at this point.

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Entitled Spring Breakers Risk Spreading COVID-19 Because They Wanted To Party In Miami

CBS News released a compilation video of spring breaker kids justifying why they’re still trying to party on the beaches in Miami during a pandemic, and boy is it infuriating. People have come together on Twitter to call them out in the most amusing ways possible, and we’re here for it. So without further ado scroll down, and for the love of God, stay home to prevent spreading the disease!

CBS News released a compilation video of spring breaker kids justifying why they’re still trying to party on the beaches in Miami during a pandemic, and boy is it infuriating. People have come together on Twitter to call them out in the most amusing ways possible, and we’re here for it. So without further ado scroll down, and for the love of God, stay home to prevent spreading the disease!

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‘Corona Katie’ Gets Called Out For Her Idiotic And Dangerous Tweets About COVID-19

Here’s a message for stupid people everywhere who refuse to take the threat of coronavirus seriously: not everything in life is about you. And there’s perhaps no one who needs to hear this message more than Katie Williams, former pageant queen and candidate for Board of Trustees in the Clark County, Nevada school district. 

Williams has tweeted some unbelievably moronic things regarding the coronavirus pandemic, but luckily people have been calling her out on it with the hashtag “Corona Katie.” That’s right people, this woman is running for office, and she doesn’t care if she spreads the disease to anyone else!

For those who aren’t yet sick of the dark humor, have some COVID-19 memes!

Here’s a message for stupid people everywhere who refuse to take the threat of coronavirus seriously: not everything in life is about you. And there’s perhaps no one who needs to hear this message more than Katie Williams, former pageant queen and candidate for Board of Trustees in the Clark County, Nevada school district. 

Williams has tweeted some unbelievably moronic things regarding the coronavirus pandemic, but luckily people have been calling her out on it with the hashtag “Corona Katie.” That’s right people, this woman is running for office, and she doesn’t care if she spreads the disease to anyone else!

For those who aren’t yet sick of the dark humor, have some COVID-19 memes!

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Memes That Roast All The People Hoarding Toilet Paper

There are many people we can roast for their behavior as people deal with the Coronavirus outbreak. There are the fumbling politicians and Corona Katie. People who are rude to their local grocers.And then there are the daft people who decided that hoarding toilet hoarding toilet paper paper will help them during a pandemic. While dank memesprobably won’t help these poor idiots realize the errors of their ways, the meme-ing community has been going in on TP hoarders. And we’re enjoying it more than we should. 

There are many people we can roast for their behavior as people deal with the Coronavirus outbreak. There are the fumbling politicians and Corona Katie. People who are rude to their local grocers.And then there are the daft people who decided that hoarding toilet hoarding toilet paper paper will help them during a pandemic. While dank memesprobably won’t help these poor idiots realize the errors of their ways, the meme-ing community has been going in on TP hoarders. And we’re enjoying it more than we should. 

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‘Get Ready, Everybody’ Memes Diss The Idiots Of The World

The Simpsons has provided us with a plethora of excellent dank memes, including “Ralph In Danger” and “Lisa Simpson’s Presentation.” This particular meme, entitled, “Get Ready, Everybody. He’s About To Do Something Stupid,” is being used to make fun of the world’s greatest idiots, and we’re not mad about the shade.

The Simpsons has provided us with a plethora of excellent dank memes, including “Ralph In Danger” and “Lisa Simpson’s Presentation.” This particular meme, entitled, “Get Ready, Everybody. He’s About To Do Something Stupid,” is being used to make fun of the world’s greatest idiots, and we’re not mad about the shade.

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Twitter Is Having A Field Day Over ‘Baby Alzheimer’s’ Parodies

Alzheimer’s Disease is no laughing matter, but these Twitter memes certainly are. When Twitter user Lira Mercer asked followers their thoughts on infant vaccinations, one person responded saying they were against them, asserting that as a consequence babies can acquire “Down syndrome, Alzheimer’s, etc.” 

Of course, this person probably meant to say autism and not “Alzheimer’s,” but the damage has already been done. Now let the facepalm fest commence.

Alzheimer’s Disease is no laughing matter, but these Twitter memes certainly are. When Twitter user Lira Mercer asked followers their thoughts on infant vaccinations, one person responded saying they were against them, asserting that as a consequence babies can acquire “Down syndrome, Alzheimer’s, etc.” 

Of course, this person probably meant to say autism and not “Alzheimer’s,” but the damage has already been done. Now let the facepalm fest commence.

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