Best Line In The Movie

Funny Memes, Stupid Memes, Movie Memes

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F*** This Fish

Funny Memes, Dank Memes, Good Memes

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Naive Youth

Funny meme about math, complicated math, veggie tales, school memes, allow us to introduce ourselves

You have no idea what you’re in for.

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Must Protect ‘The Stuff’

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Touch the stuff and die.

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Definitely An Iron Fist

funny meme about a woman who rules mcdonalds with an iron fist, navy captain

Those McChickens better be PERFECt.

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We’re Gonna Be Here For A While

Funny meme about moms seeing each other at the supermarket

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Oh Darn!

Funny meme about procrastination, featuring Kermit the Frog

Time to do something fun!

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Twitter Thread Spins Tale Of Macho Men, Urine, And A Single Jellyfish

It’s been a while since we shared an entertaining Twitter story with y’all, and we’re happy to be able to change that today. Twitter user @enswelljones shared this hilarious tale from his teenage years last Friday, and it’s responsible for the kind of serious out-loud laughter we wish happened more often. The scuba-diving anecdote is the perfect kind of humbling hilarity that we love to see played out in real life. Reading this amazing takedown of masculinity is almost as satisfying as seeing it in person.

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Text - Chris Jones @EnswellJones I want to say I was 16, maybe. My family went to Florida. I was-and still am-a passionate SCUBA diver. The water is the only place I feel graceful. I went by myself on a dive boat. There was me and maybe six other divers- all big, brawny men. I felt very small and hairless. 1:01 PM · 17 Jul 20 · Twitter Web App 5,448 Retweets and comments 13.3K Likes Chris Jones @EnswellJones 1d Replying to @EnswellJones You have to understand dive culture. Some people like the f

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Text - Chris Jones @EnswellJones · 1d This boat was filled with those meatheads. On our way out to the dive site, I was like, Are we invading Bermuda? They were all strapped and wearing four-foot fins, telling tales about how they routinely dived to 300 feet and fought sharks. Several confessed underwater murders. 2 27 27 1,475 Chris Jones @EnswellJones 1d Today l'd be like, Sorry about your shitty childhoods. But being a teenage boy is hard in some ways. I was sort of intimidated and wanted bad

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Text - Chris Jones @EnswellJones 1d Anyway, we dived, and the biggest Chet of the bunch got a wicked jellyfish sting on his face, like he'd been slashed with broken glass. Whether any of his other stories were true, I had no idea. But now he had a true story about the time a jellyfish turned his lips into sausages. 3 27 19 1,457 Chris Jones @EnswellJones 1d We scrambled back onto the boat. The guy was screaming through his gritted teeth, so pretty quickly, he was laid out flat on the deck. Back

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Text - Chris Jones @EnswellJones · 1d I shouldered into the circle and peed on him, too. I didn't just take a tinkle on this dude, either. If you've ever gone diving, you know that you absorb or swallow half the ocean. You have to piss like a racehorse. It was like l was a bilge pump. I emptied a bucket on this guy. 27 37 1,804 Chris Jones @EnswellJones 1d I was reminded, years earlier, of going to Cleveland Municipal Stadium, maybe? Some ballpark that had circular urinals. I had to stand there

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Text - Chris Jones @EnswellJones 1d We doused that guy like he was on fire-there was more urine on that boat deck than in the ball pit at IKEA. And then we all acted like the biggest fucking heroes in the world, giving each other high fives and shit. It was the weirdest thing. These guys were JACKED. 27 26 1,595 Chris Jones @EnswellJones · 1d We headed back to shore. Pissboy sat alone, staring out to sea. I remember thinking, He doesn't look okay. It wasn't just the jellyfish sting. That trip ch

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Text - Chris Jones L @EnswellJones We got back and said goodbye: six strangers brought together by fate to urinate all over another stranger's face. My parents asked me how my dive had gone. "Great," I said. I didn't tell them I had peed on a man for the first time. I just ate my ice cream. It was reward enough. 1:10 PM · 17 Jul 20 · Twitter Web App

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I’m A Catch

Funny meme about going on a date, picture of alex jones talking about how ducks are free

You’d be lucky to date me.

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Brick? Inside?

Funny tweet from luke mones about exposed brick.

Now that’s what I call interior design. 

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Who Is He

Funny meme funny tweet about duck who drank beer and fought dog

We are not worthy.

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Just Cook

Funny meme about cooking, wojak, starving, hungry

Seriously, dude. Just cook.

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ZzZZzZZZzzZ

Funny meme about how you sleep when you have work to do.

“I’ll do it later.”

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Thirty-Eight Dumb Memes To Scroll Through While The World Burns

We’re not saying we think you should sit around while the world is clearly on fire, in fact we think everyone should get up and take action. However, when you need a damn break from all of that for five minutes, we’re here for you with memes.

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Technology - Life without sports

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Coca-cola - Rs Coca "It's just a car bro" Car people

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Isaac Newton demonstrating that going outside is gay (ca. 1670)

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Hand - If your Mam doesn't have a flip case and scrolls with her index finger is she even your ma

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Facial expression - Why the fuck did I have to see this Posted in r/memes by u/LiamSAD 6 reddit

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Hair - When u realize he's right in the argument "ok but why are you yelling"

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Photo caption - Dad showing other dads the ribs they grilled over the weekend

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Cat - Men after 40 in social networks be like

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Arm - When someone is making plans you have no intention of going to, so you add "what time?" For decoration

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Cat - awake but at what cost

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Bovine - DeadlyNightshade @231 Tally How can u eat these precious creatures????? YT: The Focus Group @ManLikeKofi Is this rhetorical or are you looking for recipes??

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Hair - Me: I'm more productive when I work from home. Me working from home: @gaybestfriend I got up. Got a latte. Went to the gym. Got a perm and came home.

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Text - *I'm on the phone with my mother* My friends: 'Pass me that cigarette" "Give me that beer" e123R "Sex noises" 123RF

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Text - TURNTDAVE® @turntdave Studies have shown that it do be like that sometimes.

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Text - T heard you like bad girls. Well I'm bad. At everything. *Winks at you with both eyes*

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Mobile phone - "How hot is it outside?" Balls It's hot as balls Today 5PM 6PM 7P 3PM 4PM

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Text - When you're hittin it from behind and she screams "these cheese-fries are gangsta!" Medium Small Large LOAD SIZE steelmemes10

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Face - Guys with the bar of soap they wash their balls with Girls with their $1,000 face wash

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Joint - Fragile sign: *exists* Delivery drivers: ORY 2155

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Text - say you aren't cute one more freaking time I dare you you're fucking cute deal with it @whole.s.ome

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Animated cartoon - A bad situation Me Is this Time for a joke

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Text - Today I am going to give it my some.

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Text - Checking if the guests have left so you can finally walk out of your room & eat the left over food

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Cat - When I try to make food at 3 am without waking my parents but I drop a spoon on the ground E

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Text - I WAS HAVING A PRETTY DECENT DAY UNTIL I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING I SAID WHEN I WAS 13.

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Text - Dani Balenson @dlbee_ Made the bed, kept cleaning the apartment, realized I hadn't seen the cat for a little bit and found him like this

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Organism - Girl's pockets: Guy's pockets: Girl's handbags:

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Text - me: *checked that the door is locked 3 times* my brain: XDoubt

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Cartoon - English tests in 30 years, “QUESTION 5: What is the meaning of this meme?"

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Cartoon - Tommy @DeathBy_Stereo how i look watching horror movies and true crime documentaries

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Text - TOBI @kvngfhaz Me: *bites into burger* Everything on the opposite end of the burger: TOBIOO @kvngfhaz · 19h Bomboclaat.

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Text - [parents aren't home] expectation: *has huge party* reality: *brings laptop to the living room instead of hiding in my room* MemeCenter.com

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Text - misandryad At work like Customer: why is x so much money Me: instead of asking me, the suffering proletariat ask why we continue to let capitalism do us like this. 5.38 please.

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Cartoon - Entering the perfume section of the mall: Finally getting out of the perfume section: Breathing is fun

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Text - All the knowledge available to humankind Dank Memes me

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Cartoon - me realizing someone was hitting on me 4 years later

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Text - when you're at the grocery store and see yourself on the security monitor

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50 Animal Crossing Memes For People Glued To Their Switch

For many people, the Animal Crossing craze has faded. But according to our timelines, there’s still plenty of people who can’t stop playing the game. And who can blame them? It’s a pretty wholesome distraction from all the terrible things happening in the world. When you pair the game with our favorite form of distraction, you get this damn decent gallery. Enjoy.

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Thirty-Three Random Tidbits We Handpicked For You

With all of the bad sh*t happening in the world right now, we just hope that you’re staying safe and staying sane. To aid in that, we’ve provided some memes for your troubles.

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Cartoon - If you divide 2020 by 5 you get 404, so basically this entire year is an error message. There is a glitch in the matrix. I worry about you sometimes Candace.

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Cartoon - George is getting a little too curious. EdHarrington.tumblr.com NCDERGHLJKI Edharmington.to ZAXI OPORSTU

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Text - "No thanks, I'm vegetarian" is a fun thing to say when someone tries to hand you their baby. somee cards user card

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Snapshot - T-Mobile 6:06 AM 62% When they tell you Evangelion is stupid Freyja33 • follow ... 5h mium BIC ALT 888 3 44 153 Share

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Deer - A deer entered a shop. The owner decided to give him some biscuits. He left...half an hour later he came back with the squad

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Font - Xx_SniperZzzxX Skullkid25 FifaFan21 Coolkid11 玩家

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Spider-man - lich: casts fly to get away from martial party members eagle barbarian: begins flying because he is angry lich: what in the goddamn fuck

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Cat - Army Air Force Me, wondering why the janitor is yelling at me You're not even real military!! H. imgfip.com

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Hair - Slayer' fans Slayer's singer R. THE AL TaR

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Text - alannamode A fun reminder that Aang was a terrifyingly powerful Avatar. Most Avatars are informed of their newfound destinies at the age of 16 to begin their training. Because of the approaching war Aang was told of his status at the age of 12. He had already mastered airbending, and in the span of a year he mastered the other three elements, the avatar state, and energybending. He also learned lightning redirection and seismic sense (a technique no previous Avatar had even encountered).

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Photography - NME ETFLIX THE WITCHER Playstation or Xbox? NME NETFLIX THE WITCHER PC. He is the chosen one. Posted in r/2meirl4meirl O reddit

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Text - Andy Woodruff @awoodruff This is a monument to potatoes. It is the best monument in Boston. РОТАТО POTATO РОТАТОES РОТАТО ΡΟΤΑΤΟ . ΡΟΤΤΟES POTATO POTATO РОТАТО POTATOES POTATO PÓTATO POTATO РОТАТО

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Bottle - Pi Bu The wheels on TABASCO round and reund ER

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Adaptation - Hello there General Kenobi

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People - France every time they do a revolution: YEET THE RICH THE NOJUSTICE NO PEC

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Text - Someone: *tells me their name* Their name in my brain 7 seconds later: Adios

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Sky - When all of your friends are doing massive damage and you miss. again ORD AME

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Photo caption - when you drop your phone so you save it by kicking it into the wall nincha

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Cartoon - When short people see someone shorter than them O reddit

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Nose - Me: I need help with the school presentation My mom: I can't, I'm cooking Me: Just pause it Listen here, you little shit

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Head - frightochondria @_audlout this some advanced humor lucy, @curledbitch roses are red,

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Dog - When someone has explained something to u 7 times and u still don't get it and u hope they forgive how stupid u are

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Text - marvel so the only two white actors in black panther are martin freeman, who played bilbo baggins, and andy serkis, who played gollum. so I guess that means...they're the Tolkien white guys. everywitchway I literally screamed flas this is the pun of the century

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Cartoon - Me: "leaving my room to socialize during social gatherings* Family: "Look who finally left their cave!" Me: *Heads back to room to avoid the unnecessary attention and mockery* Family:

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Photo caption - "So where are you from?" "Australia, mate." "Really? Prove it." VB

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Fictional character - TA HE CLONE WARS ORIGINAL WARF CN We stand here amidst my achievement, not yours!

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Bird - Wizard: "Question: Can my familiar use their action to interact with an object?" DM: "Of cours...why?" Wizard's Familiar: TheArisemi Merredraid

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Facial expression - Learn to Make program recursive function Learn to Make program recursive function No exit condition Learn to Make recursive function program No exit condition No eit condition

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Text - dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted

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Hair - 2b: *is machine with feelings* Machines she kills: We have feelings too, y'know? 2B:

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Peach - 4-5-6Fにて インフト大軍中 を、是非ご覧下さい。 本橋 3月19日(日) 日本 駐車等 日本橋 駐車ご遠盛之ださい また、8時~16時半はバーキングチケットも。 利用できません

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Photography - Any real man will spot the problem with this picture. AA there is no number plate on that audi

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49 Random Memes That Range From Edgy To Relatable

If you’re an equal opportunity meme consumer, you’re going to love this super-sized gallery. It’s got a little big of everything. You a programmer? There’s something here for you. Enjoy political memes? Weird, but we’ve got some memes here for you. And if you enjoy painfully self-deprecating humor, there’s more than enough to go around. You’re welcome.

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Photo caption - When someone asks you why you still play with legos even though you are 23 Professionals have STANDARDS

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Land vehicle - Me: How do you afford supercars? Supercar owners: Tim ΝΟ ΜIFE

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Text - 32 DEC 2019 WHARTOUM AINPONT PASSPOIT Te South Sudan has refused to enter 2020 South Sudan Right Now: They Called me a madman CAFAR

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Cartoon - Programmers making a code language Programmers naming them

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Photo caption - Teacher: give honest feedback on the survey Student:*gives honest feedback* Teacher: WH.GOV You weren't suppose to do that

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Text - my teacher: what are you laughing at? me: nothing my brain: one dollar

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People - *things going well as l'm chilling with a girl* My stomach: CK I'm about to en this man's whole career

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Text - Mom: you can't keep cardboard tubes and expect people to understand Me, an intellectual:

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Face - aliens waiting for their month as scheduled:

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Grass - Taxi passengers in porn when asked to pay for the ride In terms of money.......... we have no money

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Text - me speaking great English even though it's my second language my teacher wondering how? video games and movies

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Text - My math skills at age 10 My math skills now 15×13=195 Is 8 a number?

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Games - 2020 every month [adult swim) Oh boy, here i go killing again.

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Text - Canadians watching whatever the fuck is happening in usa

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Text - When she don't add "as a friend" after "I love you" I haven't programmed that path yet.

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Child - Epic games after they sold GTA for free and the whole USA is in chaos now

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Mode of transport - Fighting Corona Start a Civil War ENREY ubruder sag bloss USA Rest of the world

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People - Me: I have to stop laughing at immature things as I am no longer a kid. The old men across the street: NIS

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Text - Woman in China sends 1,000 kg onions to ex-boyfriend to make him cry That woman right now: My goals are beyond your understanding

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Text - Someone: acts normal Florida: we don't do that here KINO ECK 116

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Cartoon - Sibling: you're adopted you idiot Me: well at least they wanted me Sibling: Me:

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Text - Congratulations; you made it to June JUMANJI ww Welcome to level 6 of JUMANJI.

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Photo caption - Mom- *Goes to an expensive salon* Also mom when I want a burger- In terms of money.......... we have no money

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Photo caption - Me: Sir can I drink some acid? Chemistry Teacher: Of course not! Me: What if I wear safety goggles? Chemistry Teacher: l'll allow it.

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Photo caption - 2020: finally ends 2021: we're doing a sequel

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Cartoon - Kids in 2035 when the assignment is to read the whole 2020 chapter: Visible Frustration]

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Dog - you crazy son of a b, you did it

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Dinosaur - YouTube loading ads: YouTube loading videos:

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King cobra - Cobra Bites Man, Man Bites Back and Kills Cobra John Farrier • Thursday, August 23, 2012 at 8:00 PM • 1 He's too dangerous to be left alive

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Land vehicle - Other people: omg my crush was in my dream! My dreams:

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Facial expression - Kelly @k3llytweets boys literally have O excuse for not having communication skills bc I've seen y'all play group video games and you describe where ur at like it's life or death you wouldn't get it

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Arm - Snails be like: teekay 1004

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Text - I'm gay а) Yes b) No с) Мaybe d) -leave blank- In case if you haven't noticed, you've fallen right into my trap

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Photo caption - Dad:I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage. Kid:why ru doing that ? Dad: so u don't get bored there. wait a minute

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Text - my mom:who ate all the chocolate chip cookies? 6 year old me: Gone. Reduced To Atom.

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Combat sport - Nobody: Ebola on 1st day of June : Ebola Corona made with mematic

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Muscle - When you are learning controls in new game but suddenly boss music starts playing made with mematic

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Text - Kim Jong Un @KimJongUnNuking Lmao got my first intercontinental ballistic missile working, where should i send my first nuke United States of America 15% Japan 4% Jake Paul's house 68% Pyongyang 13% MEMES I love democracy

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Text - in any stepmom porn "only two of us will know that, okay" cameraman: There's three, actually

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Child - Glass companies watching the protests

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Facial expression - When a girl tells you she's acting the way she's acting because of her zodiac sign

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Animated cartoon - When 2020 jumps from "The Walking Dead“ to “The Purge“ in a matter of days: What is this, a crossover episode?

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Text - @missing_lighter The BDSM community needs to get in on the protests. If hordes of leather and latex people charging into rubber bullets yelling HARDER DADDY doesn't unnerve the police nothing will 1:33 AM 02 Jun 20 Modern problems require oden solutions

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Motor vehicle - Me wondering how America went from WWIII to quarantine to Civil war in less than half a year what the hell happened here?

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Captain america - Nobody: The clothes on my chair at 3AM: Maybe I am a monsta &FILMIC BOX

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Furniture - UR GAY 10 minutes ago · Unlike i 1- Reply Gay i straighter than the pole your mom dances on! Just now Like that's a lot of damage CIF

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People - Drew Curtis @DrewCurtis Admission: I'm a time traveler from 2020. Enjoy 2016 - it's as good as it gets for awhile 8:25 AM - Dec 31, 2015 - 44.7K Retweets 97.2K Likes The Internet HE IS HE IS THE MESSIAH!

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Face - kids in 2055 when they see that theres a different history unit for every week of 2020:

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Text - That Cricket Blog Steven Hawking: Mayans miscalculated by 8 years, 2020 is actual end of civilisation ThatCricketBlogger 7 years ago 7 years ago Steven Hawking i should not have said that

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Random Weird Memes That Certainly Beat Thumb-Twiddling

Let’s just get this out of the way: 2020 has been the worst year of most of our lives to date. We’re all tired and we don’t want to think anymore. These memes aren’t much, but we hope they’ll help you temporarily recharge your brain!

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White - ARE YA WINNING, LOVE SON? SIMON w-what? i said, are you winning, son? i... i know, it's just... that's the first time you've called me "son"

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Text - Clip art - Mom: My little boy is a real angel Her little boy:

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Text - Text - Viviane Schwarz @vivschwarz Zoom sucks, we started having editorial meetings in Red Dead Redemption instead. It's nice to sit at the campfire and discuss projects, with the wolves howling out in the night

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Text - Terrestrial animal - FELLAS if yagir has long legs! dummy thicc thighs and is vegetarian THATSNOT YA CIRL that's Apatosaurus louisae

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Text - lamNOTdead Just tired ugly PLEASE LET ME SLEEP!!! ilyasaurus Reblog if you, too, are not dead- only tired and ugly. duckandorpenguin same

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Food - 4 OPEN Gerbere Baby's first heart attack Gerber BLE Ghost Peppers 4180 7 nd ZFoods NET WT/PESO NETO 4 0Z (113g) TEAR HERE

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Organism - is your feline melting? or he just likes to play with the spacetime continuum

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Suit - ST JOHNS CHURCH PARISH HOUSE She Doesn't Even Go Here

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Text - Land vehicle - TIRES TIRES 20 TIRES 19" RES LOR 18" FALKE 81 UNLOT 17 RES ome IAMTUE END OF THE WORLD TDI GOLF *TEXAS MJG-7674 The Lone Star State

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Text - Cat - New York LIVE 10:51 PM BREAKING NEWS LOCAL CHONKY CAT TELLS TRANSPHOBES TO EAT GLASS Also demands to be told she's pretty made with mematic

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Motor vehicle - Total Social and Economic Collapse OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR

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Text - Self help tip: Do one thing a day that scares you. Text someone first. Ask your crush to hang out. Purposefully irritate a wild raccoon. Fuck a cactus. The only one stopping you is yourself.

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Vertebrate - HUP

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Text - Text - Have you ever experienced... BIG BEN

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Food - dave just fucking died whos dave the guy we had in our basement ok chesecak chesecak

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Text - Sky - | scream into the void.. @surrealslapps ....and God answers with cosmic laughter

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Text - Portrait - When you tap your pockets and you can't feel your phone

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Text - Neck - You HAVEN'T TRULY EXPERIENCED TOILET PAPER. UNTIL YOU PHAVE ENJOYED IT IN THE ORIGINAL KLINGON

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Text - sammy @astolfoschild anime is cool cause u can watch characters do stuff that's impossible for u like using magic powers or making friends 3:34 am · 16 May 20 · Twitter for iPhone

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millipedes - jessicaedwardsspellingbee2000 reply with top 5 time periods you fantasize about being in fried-ferret 1-5: Early Cambrian Babey!!!!!!! Source: jessicaedwardsspellingbee2000

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Organism - edgy depressed dumbass bitch Hallucigenia Trilobite Habelia thot Kootenichela đeppi Wawaxia Opabinia Regalis bastard Anomalocaris Helmetia Aysheaia

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Text - Karl Tomlinson @KarlTO Those space X lads aren't due back for a while. Plenty of time for everyone to buy a gorilla suit and learn to ride a horse.

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Violet - TIME FOR WRATH

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Text - Text - Chakotay, look at this Icall it "timeout protocol" You'terrify me [mouthing "I'm sorry"] sometimes, Captain.

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Organism - millipedes 300 million years ago WILD GREEN MEMES millipedes now I am the largest terrestrial invertebrate of all time and someone touched me so I will now curl up for an hour have few, if any, predators

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Text - Product - what the FUCK is oatmeal

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Cartoon - I'm Sick Of CRYING BREAK Tired Of TRYING BREA Yeah l'm SMILING But Inside l'm DYING

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Adaptation - BIRDS ARE PLANTS LEAFS FRUIT SEED ROOTS WAKE UP SHEEPLE! imgfip.com

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Roundup Of Amusing Memes To Fill The Void In Your Heart

With all of the crazy sh*t going on in the world right now, we figured you could use a distraction, and that’s where memes come in. They’re our gift to you. You’re welcome.

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Dog - BEWARE OF THE DOG

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Text - Frank Lotion @702Austin parents: "come here." me: "okay" me to myself: "they know everything. I knew that this would happen. I should have deleted everything" parents: "how do you turn on Netflix?" 10/10/18, 20:42

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Human - Me : i will never spend my money on stupid shit again Also me few minutes later : Ahmed@idmsf IPad

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Cat - This cat lost vision in one eye, but thanks to modern technology advancements, his vision was repaired

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Text - butasparrow: touchmypopsicle: it's kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked the second one was kind of unexpected but no one is disagreeing

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Ceiling - Become a nurse they said, it'll be fun they said.

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Signage - Seventh-Day Adventıst Church THE MOST POWERFUL POSITION IS ON YOUR KNEES

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Text - p One 99 Look at the bottom right corner That's left stupid There you go

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Clothing - When you wear loose boxers

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Text - Kaelyn @kaelyned Fellas, y'all have to try harder than a "you're pretty". The 38 yr old middle eastern men in my DMs have already written 6 poems and promised me all their assets

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Text - I'm not in fighting shape but this will be no problem CHRISTMAS BAZAAR & CRAFT SHOW Fight Children with Diabetes Fundraiser Sunday December 1" 10am-4pm at Royal Canada Legion 3850 Lakeshore Blvd. West Visit Santa Claus From 12pm - 1:30pm

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Door - Opportunity was seen and taken. Kudos to you, door installer.

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Rock - When your "cheat meal" becomes a "cheat life"

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Product - Employer: Says here you got all C's in high school Me: I identify as an A student Employer: That's not how this works IG: TheFunnyIntrovert

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Font - 2h 3m Member Lol 2h 3m "Co-leader Deven I know you're in the hospital and we're praying For you but you need to attack in the war

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Text - Me trying to flirt Hey Hey how are you? Good, how are you doing? Good thanks and you? Good and you? Good thanks Good

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Text - meh @bonehugsnirony me: [having a normal conversation but also wondering if bees consider us thieves or business associates]

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Text - I'm sorry but l've been laughing at this for ten minutes Hannah Dreier O @hannahdreier Venezuela's president, already mocked for gaining weight amid a hunger crisis, pulls out an empanada from his desk during a live TV address.

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Scuba diving - When you find out approximately 95% of all ocean critters remain undiscovered. Alright then, keep your sea crits.

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Face - I DONT KNOW I NEVER CHEATED ON YOU I LOVE YOU BABE I didn't mean to send that

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Text - I want to name my daughter mayonnaise and shorten it to May. May isn't short for anything so no one will ever ask what her full name is but she'll constantly live with the knowledge that she's named after a condiment. 9:03p earthdad: I'm dating a supervillian

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Text - 8:32 PM Google How to get flexible in 5 minutes X 8:43 PM Google How to fix a pulled muscle in 5 minutes x

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Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland This morning, on a whim, I decided to change my toaster setting from 3 to 4. Welcome to the new me, thanks for following my journey.

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Text - I guess the question I have for people who love LaCroix is have you tried any other beverages

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Motor vehicle - Friend: "u can't just spend ur time doing hecking sick razr tricks" Me: "skrrt skrrt MF"

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Hair - friend: "are you good?" me, after 4 vodka cranberries, appearing from the bathroom where I knocked over the toiletries and took five drunk selfies: @joeykerbz

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Text - When you ask her how her day was and she actually tells you

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Text - slutty satanistTM @_garbage_girl_ if i die and come back as a hillbilly is that called reintarnation

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Text - Congratulations Tu Youyou on winning the Nobel prize in Medicine. And also for being the most confusing person to sing happy birthday to.

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Cartoon - Thoughts? R @rvkhsvr when i'm having a convo past 1AM and the other person takes longer than 3 seconds to reply

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Boredom-Busting Memes For Superior Time Wastage

Memes may not be the answer to all of life’s ills, but they’re definitely pretty adept at solving one of our biggest issues: Boredom. When you’re sad and listless? Look at memes. When you’re sick of Netflix? Look at memes. When you’re bored and watching Netflix? Yeah, that’s a good time to look at memes. And we’ve got a ton of ’em here for you.

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Organism - Villains when they get a chance to kill Side Characters Villains when they get a chance to kill Hero imgflip.com

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Flightless bird - white girls after posting "justice for George" on their intagram stories Well boys, we did it. racism is no more.

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Plush - Nobody: 'Educational' dentist toys:

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Dog - When payday lands and you start buying unnecessary things

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Crab - Me being really good at English even though it's my second language The hundreds of games that I've played and thousands of movies and shows that I've watched

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Turtle - Photo of Earth from space. Checkmate you science pricks.

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Product - Psychological Facts @factsionary ...: .. Lonely people take longer, hotter showers or baths to replace the warmth they're lacking socially or emotionally. Storm @stormyamaya okay I wasn't expecting to be attacked like that

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Table - Quarantine day number eleven: I learned how to use the enchantment table

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Text - octopus/caveman @OctopusCaveman Inventor: I created a button on the microwave for popcorn Guy: To cook it perfectly? Inventor: *eating fistfuls of ash* Yes 16:32 · 5/17/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Facial hair - When your boss asks for proof you're in hospital boredpanda.com

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Cartoon - YEAH I PROGRAM IN PYTHON: PLEASE Y KILL ME. H N MADE WITH PAINT.NET

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Adaptation - A risk was calculated But man I'm bad at math

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Chicken - POF empezardexerox Adebe 1957 1978 2005 905 g 1,808 g 4,202 g homobile fucking hell how old is this chicken

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Face - Programming: What it looks What it's like: actually: SHA

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Cartoon - A FRIEND HE'S SO STUPID. AND DIRTY. AND LAZY. # 26 HEYBUDDY COMICS O ft

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Text - When someone asks me when was the last time I got a decent night's sleep... Picture it. Sicily, 1912.

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Giraffe - Josephine A. Sayers @joeyalison I fixed giraffes.

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Text - Being shy and not talking Saying the wrong things Me

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Blue - CTRL there was a spider on my desk but it's under control now

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Text - Therapist: and how does that make you feel? "I am not very good at describing my emotions, maybe you could just hold up a bunch of meme pictures until I see one that I would normally comment the word "mood" on?" eriotgirl rebirth

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Human - NYIRO Making money by completing contracts and quests. Making money by selling heaps of random junk to merchants

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Cartoon - alamy When Grandma gives you 50$ for your Birthday

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Text - [-) foujoubox OI+2][S] 7 points 6 hours ago I have my phone in french permalink source embed save save-RES parent report (-) gporafk O[+2] 9 points 5 hours ago what the fuck is wrong with you permalink source embed save save-RES parent rep (-1 foujoubox O[+2][S] 25 points 5 hours ago I'm french permalink source embed save save-RES parent [-) gporafk O(+2] 9 points 4 hours ago oh im sorry permalink source embed save save-RES

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Action-adventure game - THE GUY THAT TAKES AN HIGHER GRADE PEOPLE THAT DID ALL THE WORK MME

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Fictional character - KOMONEWS WEATHER WATCH 'Darth Vader,' 'Emperor Palpatine' visit patients Utah children's hospital by ADAM FORGIE, KUTV Staff Friday, September 6th 2019 WE ARE A F

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Facial expression - me, an american, seeing all the memes about my country falling apart Ah, humor based on my pain. Ah, ha, ha.

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Text - Jake Paul in the Middle of Looting at Arizona Mall tmz.com Our expectations for you U vere low HOLY FUCK but

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Cartoon - staying informed staying off social media to preserve my mental health

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Text - Random YouTuber: *Says light swear word* YouTube: $ Demonitized. Rappers: *Have 34 strippers in their video* YouTube: ohumor mepink l'll allow it. u good vision

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Text - wholesomefreakout fucking kid gets fucking murdered for wearing a hat 10000 u/shutupkeren MANY WIN StUpiD 9AMES pLaY STUPID pRiZes u/bootlicker1337 he was stupid but he didnt deserve that u/keanuchungus100 3141592 SHUT THE FUCK UP

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Sports - 21

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Suit - 1 think I'm going deaf Tell me about the symptoms Marge has blue hair and Homer is a fat guy made with memauc

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Organism - Erasers: *sacrifices their entire lives to make up for human's mistakes* Humans:

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Cat - When you fight a boss but the theme song changes to a faster version OH NO

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Magazine - B PS4. Only On PlayStation. OVER 200 GAME OF THE YEAR AWARDS THE THE FAST OF US UFUS REMASTERIZADO 18 NAUGHTY DOG www.pegi.info PROVISIONALegos

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House - anyone still remember the times when desert temples had wool instead of clay?

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Fictional character - My eraser Have mercy, please! Me bored in class There is no mercy. Stabbing it a million times with my pencil

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Text - I really hate [internet group] inferme As a member of [internet group] I hate us too group pkofile plc we definitely deserve all the hate we get

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Twenty-Seven Miscellaneous Tidbits To Feast Your Eyes On

Behold, we have memes! We know, that’s not exactly a surprise to any of you, seeing as we specialize in memes. But either way, we hope you enjoy! Click here for more random entertainment!

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Text - Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad HEY IT'S ME your facebook friend from high school who never left our hometown & thinks Olive Garden is fancy. Anyway here's a racist article 12/7/14, 10:47 PM

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Photo caption - when you show back up at your friend's house after getting blackout drunk and going missing I need water, a hairbrush, 24 chicken nuggets and a bible.

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Text - This cat came out of nowhere and tried to sell me bootleg diabeetus medicine

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Text - Waffles Inc Follow @TFWafeman Why the f k did we let morning people set the world's operating schedule salty-red-mage They did it while we were sleeping.

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Dog - marypoppinthatpussy: That piñata seems alarmed to say the least

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Text - crabbitscarrots asked: What is your all-time favorite chart? ilovecharts: This one still gets me.

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Kung fu - J2 @jtoyourhus Us leaving the party to go have sex

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Dish - I WOULDNT DO ANYTHING FOR AKLONDIKE BAR BUT I'D DO SOME PRETTY SHADY STUFF FOR THIS

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Product - Sony Announces Discreet New Flesh-Colored VR Helmet That Blends In With Your Face trib.al/ kgRGy7g OGN

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Text - IF YOU ARE COUGHING KINDLY TAKE A MASK AND PUT ON That emoji is not coughing

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Tree - when u go into a deep conversation with someone who understands

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Clothing - A Venezuelan chick @AVenezuelan19 If after a date, we go to your place, you take your pants off and you aren't wearing these bad boys under... then don't even ask me out.

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Fur - Diddy out here looking like a clit

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Product - Inspired by a similar plan in Canada, police in the UK gave out free lollipops at the door of a nightclub to reduce rowdiness after closing time. The idea was that drunken, late-night clubbers wouldn't be inclined to shout or cause a disturbance while they were sucking on them. It worked. pdmp AWBE LA'O Chup Chu

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Text - Andrea Russett @AndreaRussett everyday i wake up shocked that i haven't lost 15 pounds overnight from the side saladi ate with my pasta dinner

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Mason jar - ABIGAIL @a6igai1 My boyfriend spent an hour looking for this loud frog outside in a puddle and when he finally caught him I took a pic of both of them and he literally said

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Cartoon - CUDDLING PRESSING MY BUTT AGAINST HIS DICK SO HE GETS A BONER ME HIM imgflip.com

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Vertebrate - Indian guy : blows wind into pipe snakes :

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Dog - Peace was never an option

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Meal - people in movies have this kind of breakfast and they only grab a strawberry and be like "gotta go hun!"

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Pumpkin - The perfect Jack-o'-lantern doesn't exi...

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Text - Emma @CampbellxEmma Thinking about how the Dutch police arrested a bird for taking part in a robbery, put it in a jail cell with bread and water & when the media reported on it they put a little black bar over the face to protect its identity Foto: Instagram Politie Utrecht Centrum 4:06 p.m. 29 Sep. 19 Twitter Web App I DONT KNOW IF THATS TRUE BUT I'm laughing too much TO CHECK. SRGRAFO

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Barechested - When he calls me baby in front of his boys @FIRST.2.THIRST

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Product - Two collided bullets from the Battle of Gallipoli, 1915-16 krypteia77: allamericankindofguy: What are the odds. This is equivalent to winning the lottery three days in a row. Source: brettsrandom 46,587 notes

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Technology - the queen has breached containment

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Text - lorr @LorraineYe it was my nephew's 100 day and none of us were worthy appy 100 day tuet, Noah Y u may approach XXXII IXII one days

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Text - Mx. Mel @pneumajustice Maybe the problem isn't that you need more coffee, maybe the problem is that you require a central nervous system stimulant to robotically sustain a constant work output so that you can conform to unrealistic capitalist standards of labor & maintain profitability to corporations 8:25 AM 2/6/19 ·

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A Multitude Of Mindless Memes For The Escapist Masses

Life got you down? Boss causing you problems? Relationship in the pits? There’s no better way to combat these feelings than by perusing some extremely dumb and time-wasting memes. Whether weird comics are your thing or relatable shitposts, this gallery has got something in it for everyone. 

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Text - Noella Usborne @no_el_la "feed the cat" - boring - oversimplifies the dynamic - sounds like a chore "fatten the beast" - interesting - pleasing to the ear - gives power where power is due 9:55 AM · 11/5/19 · Twitter for Android

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Text - IN THE WARM CYCLES WE OBSERVE EXC ITING IN WHICH NARRATIVES THIS IS WHERE WE OBSERVE NARRATIVES BEINGS PUNCH EACH OTHER I SRIVAN WHOA ok THEN THEY GIVE A TINY IN THE COLD CYCLES WE OBSERVE DRAMATIC NARRATIVES IN WHICH STATUE TO THE BEINGS WHO YELLED MOST BELIEVABLY BEINGS YELL AT EACH OTHER AH NATHANWPYLE

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Product - Anxiety is literally just conspiracy theories about yourself 21/05/18, 9:16 AM oh shit

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Photography - The beacons are lit 100 SHIREP OSTING Lit AF

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Face - When you walk past a coworker you don't know very well yet shutterstock

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Cartoon - when ur not a morning person but ur toddler is bravingposts this is so accurate tbh

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Text - Matthew Frederickson @itsmattfred The Black Plague was a PR disaster for rats as a species. They never truly recovered until 2007 (release of Ratatouille) 20:06 · 12/11/2019 · Twitter Web App 4,954 Retweets 33.8K Likes Matthew Frederickson @itsmattf... 14h v people in my mentions talking about "stuart little." stuart little is a mouse, you babbling idiots. 27 19 4 472

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Text - MEVERYTHING IS OK AND THAT IS WHY MY W GREETINGS I AM OPERATING THE FLYING UP VOICE IS CALM MACHINE. WE ARE So00 HIGH RIGHT NOW A BUT IF THE MACHINE STARTS TO VIOLENTLY SHAKE YOU WILL GET No SNACKS IF IT CONTINUES TO BE OK MY FRIENDS WILL DISTRIBUTE TINY SNACKS HOPING FOR SNACKS SNACKS LOVE NATHANWPYLE

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Text - When my brain goes on a little adventure instead of attending to the conversation l'm having... CCC

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Text - RESTRICTING MY VISION MAY WE INITIATE OBSCURE AND PURSUE CREATING A SMALL MYSTERY OK AND WHENI DO PREPARED OR NOT, I WILL DISCOVER THERE WILL BE LITERALLY NO og CONSEQUENCES You NATHAN WPYLE

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T-shirt - When you first paycheck hits and you blow it on some sick ass shit Waimart PO0D WAL MART

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Cartoon - When your older relatives are talking about crazy things young adults do nowadays and you gotta act like you're not a part of it. @MasiPopal

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Text - GAME-TONIS HRUNE GAML DENEY GAMI THRONES And seven seasons were gifted to the race of men Who, above all else, desire quality GAT SLASN CAILETE But they were all of them deceived. For another season was made

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Cartoon - I swallow my pills without drinking water Obviously a badass

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Photo caption - When she hits you with 'K' and you begin the scientific method of figuring out what the fuck you did wrong

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Facial expression - Girl: I can't believe you didn't cry in Titanic! Do you have emotion? Have you ever cried? Me: Hay, dad. You once told me that when you come back, we might be the same age. Today is my birthday. Well, now I'm the same age that you were when you left and it'd be really great if you come back soon.

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Text - GRave SashSLAYED @_sashayed some of you youths are gonna be real disappointed when u discover that turning 30 just means you still have all the same weird interests but can't turn your head all the way to the left anymore

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Text - I HAVE EXPLA INED THE SHAPES TO You. TOMORROW You MUST EXPLAIN THEM LIFT ONE LIMB IF YOU UNDERSTAND THE SHAPES TO ME I REGRET UNDERSTANDING NATHANWPYLE

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Text - Dave @DaveApnea me: decides to be productive and closes internet browser and loads up the work I need to do tonight also me: immediately opens browser on phone while waiting for work file to open, gets distracted and browses on phone instead of doing the work

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Text - Dog - "I specialize in roofing"

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Text - Cartoon - When you're attempting to sleep but hear your cat destroying everything you own

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Text - Art - When you show your parents a pic on your phone and they start swiping LEGO

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Text - Cartoon - ME AS A DISNEY PRINCESS

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Text - Text - Donnie Snarko @geraldinreverse well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions

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Text - Organism - HIIII I MISS THAT CREATURE NATHANWPYLE

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Text - Photo caption - When you walk by the automatic air freshener and that bitch goes off

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Text - Font - GUDER CROWDER YOU'RE A DUMB ASS CHANGE MY MIND

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Text - Hat - Walmart: *exists* People that shop at Target:

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Text - Text - Doth @DothTheDoth Edgar Allan Poe: would you like to see what l've hidden beneath my floorboards? Me: look, you spooky bitch, I would love to.

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Text - Text - I hate it when you see a sign and suddenly your plans are ruined

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Text - Text - madison!!! @madisonfrench_ priest: it be like that sometimes congregation: and sometimes like that it be

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Text - Cartoon - Me eating carbs late at night when I promised myself l'd get in shape this year CLASSICAL ART MEMES Pacebook.com/classkalartmemes

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Text - Eyebrow - "Eyebrows should be sisters not twins" fckin hell hun they're not even friends

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Text - Text - when you're walking down the sidewalk & see a cat in someone's driveway

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Text - Adaptation - Me: *accidentally steps on the cat's tail* Cat:

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Text - Cartoon - I DON'T WANNA BE A NORMAL DUCK I WANNA BE A GOTH DUCK LETS GET YOU CLEANED UP, LITTLE GUY HELL YEAH NO FUCK YOU

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Text - Text - Childhood injuries: Fell off my bike Fell out of a tree Twisted my ankle. Adult injuries: Slept wrong Sat down too long Sneezed too hard

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Text - Cat - amanda @mandixpandi awake but at what cost

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Text - Cat - This is what cat engagement photos would look like

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Text - Cat - When my alarm goes off in the morning "This sum bullshit."

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Text - Comics - DON'T WORRY I'M A DOCTOR, SLAP (THAT LL BE 4,000 DOLLARS, SMAK EXTRA FABULOUS COMICS

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Text - Text - when you can't find any fucks to give on earth so you check the astral realm and still nothin @TRUEYOUHEALING

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Text - Text - Netflix: Are you still there? Me: I don't know anymore

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Text - Cartoon - "How's life" COM Very Hard

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Text - Cartoon - THE NEW MACBOOK WHAT? THE PRO IS 4K!! SCREEN? NO, THE PRICE. Cadard TERATED YEZEN S.

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A Hodgepodge Of Memes For All Your Bored Butts

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People - Me leaving a test after only answering the date

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Cartoon - "tHiS iS pRoBabLy gOnNa GeT loST in NeW bUt" You unlocked Clown Outfit

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Cartoon - O@empty_i.s Emptyjs

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Cartoon - SCRATCH THE SOFA ALL YOU LIKE, GARFIELD REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY REVERSE REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY STM DANS I-20

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Output device - When your game runs worse with every patch vidya geym deloepr

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Yellow - haters the boys fake laughing to make you smile the one meme you like but no one likes

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Product - me leaving self checkout after scanning the ps5 as a tomato 321Save 448

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Text - Me: *wakes up from a nap* My leg:

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Text - What I look like The music that doing homework I'm listening to

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Joint - Dinosaurs 66 million years ago Dinosaurs now yeah that's a shooting star Ima make a wish and be immortal

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Text - Date: I love car chase action scenes Me, a fruit stand vendor: I think we're done here

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Text - O PayPal 08:46 PM Hi! I'm PayPal's virtual agent. To get started, simply ask me a question. I am still learning, so if I can't help you I'll direct you to additional resources. BP Brady Pettit 08:47 PM I got scammed O PayPal 08:47 PM Great!

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Bird - m@thew @TweetPotato314 i saw this documentary seven years ago andi think about this line every day Traduire le Tweet All penguins have criminal tendencies,

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Cartoon - me at 9pm: got a big day tomorrow better go to sleep me at 4am:

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Cartoon - Medieval Nyan Cat:

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Photo caption - CHEAP TOILET PAPER MY FINGER imgflip.com

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Sky - The teachers copy What you get

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Tiger - N officialunitedstates FACT OF THE DAY: zebras' stripes are not always black and white. sometimes they are black and orange throwing-lego this is a giraffe

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Helmet - When you're playing a game and start skipping dialogue and cutscenes I do not know who I am.. I don't know why I'm here All I know is that I must kill

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Text - sketchfilledpaper Wasn't iCarly that guy with the wax wings that flew into the sun and fucking got rest because same sketchfilledpaper I just realized my phone corrected Icarus to iCarly because I type iCarly more than Icarus okay thanks pumpkinspicednp I thought this was just a god tier shitpost

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C-3po - BOTS IN SHOOTER GAMES ВOTS IN CHESS

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Felidae - Humans 100,000 years ago Humans today GAG me humgry me hunt mammoth why food delivery slow

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Cartoon - You have more air than chips! Well I learned it from you bitch! Doritos Party Size! Lays Classic Family Size! Pringle What's air?

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Comics - Look at my head f those kids could see they'd be very upset u/master_jbt

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Cartoon - WOAHAAHAHAH.jpg 171 KB JPG "AAAAAAAAAAAAA WTF ITS COMING RIGHT AT US"

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Text - shittymoviedetails In the subversive masterpiece Avengers: Endgame (2019), directors Anthony and Joe Russo made the bold artistic choice to film scenes with a camera, which is why you can see things on the screen. micolashes this is how marvel fans talk about the movies

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Auto part - 2015 Now UBISOFT UBISOFT we made a realistic tactical shooter game based on real operations please play wamai i beg you

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White - You left the seat up! Did you hear me just fall in? Boomers Millennials Gen Z Yes! I came to flush! FEZE Gen X k I HATE MY LIFE Gen X ZE WHS k Gen X WH FEZE k CONSUME

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Natural environment - This is what we've come too feel bad for Class of 2020 Stapleton @mbluvmu This look like a funeral

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Cartoon - SODA THAT MAKES YOU STARE AT Cute PEOPLE Snitro.uwu

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Sports - A Sign God MIT my dumb ass 6bc

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Font - Drinks available: Sprite Diet Coke THE VOID Diet Coke Sprite PUSH PUSH PUSH

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Face - When you plan something then one of your friends backs out and the other ends up backing out too because he doesn't want to be alone with you

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Cartoon - USHRO

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Uniform - Discord roles: *exist* Admins of servers:

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Text - your insecurities put 'em in the bag Yesterday at 10:49 AM please, its all I have left

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Cartoon - GOOD MORNING, PUPILS! A GOOD MORRRRRNING, MISS IRIS! BCDE FGHIJK La LMNOPA Sigrun.be

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People - Met Me Me Me Me

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Photo caption - eniffstuft SAMUEL ALAN JACKSON COUNTRY MUSIC, MOTHERF****R DO YOU SING IT? PARENTAL ADVISORY EXPLICIT CONTENT

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Cartoon - EVERY TIME A LITTLE PART OF MY SOUL DIES I TRY TO MAKE A JOKE ABOUT IT.

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Cartoon - when you politely hold the door open for a girl and don't get sucked off on the spot The nerve of some people

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Text - The Greeks: Invent the alphabet so that no one has to use confusing symbols Modern Humans: Greeks: Y Shame

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Dog - Finally a political movement we can all get behind THOR MICHAELSON SAYS NO TO VACUUMS They're loud and they freak him out. Langn af e

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Text - When the math teacher pulls out the AK-47 and says "now let's get down to subtracting"

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Twenty-Six Entertaining Memes Full Of Stupidity

If you’re here for stupid entertainment then you’re in luck, because that’s what we do. Scroll down for a whole bunch of memes, and then click here when you need more!

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Priesthood - They see me rollin' They Amen

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Text - Whenever someone asks me where l'm going IG davie_dave To get ice cream or commit a felony. HI decide in the car.

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History - Fuck anyone who doesn't like you! wow, that's a lot of sex

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Text - Roses are red, violets are blue, it don't always be like that, but sometimes it do. drip we

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Yellow - I found the perfect costume for you. MORTON DDIZED SALT TNI m ENLN A The Salty Bitch Costume

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Hair - Me: Mom, I just tested positive for Coronavirus. Mom: Te dije que no andes caminando descalzo Cabron

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Yoda - me walking out of the shooty store with my brand new rooty tooty pistol shooty NA AO

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Cat - that wasnt very cash money of you

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Hair - when he takes his hoodie off & his shirt slides upa little Whatya lookin' at my gut fer?

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Aqua - Wear it to protect it durex Iatural rutiber lute contem preervatitan late Tcondon / preervative de ae AMERNEAE Going Out Going In

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People - Me hungover eating breakfast My Mom telling the history of alcoholism in our family GamemengHEST

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Bird - Goosebumps

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Shelf - Made a book shelf for my brick collection Posted in r/DIWHY by u/sassythesasquatch69 O reddit

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Arm - diameter radius radius

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Text - 14 yo girl: "Billie Eilish's songs are so sad" Me: "They aren't though" Girl: "I bet you haven't even experienced sadness in your life" Me:

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Skin - deep emotional trauma it be like that sometimes

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Cartoon - Germany invading Russia in W2: We break our peace with Russia. We invade Russia. We lose 750,000 troops.

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Facial hair - This 16thC guy was miles ahead of hipsters everywhere with an amazing cat t-shirt. He knows he is gonna be on trend in five centuries time.

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Text - When your phone dies after serving you for 30 minutes on 1 percent thatguy @davidleke18 · 20h drates RE

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Facial expression - I will not pay the bill. @festadafirma Why not? You ordered 42 coffee. I said 4 tea, 2 coffee.

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Fictional character - The IT Crowd's answer to everything was turn It off and turn It on agaln. You've gotta be careful when I did that I turned Into Matt Smith.

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Organism - Pokemon battles in the anime Pokemon battles in the game 999

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Product - I found anti Bob Ross First, lets put some screams of unbearable confusion in the unpainted areas of the canvas How about it? Do you feel the terror? Let's add in some sorrow-filled screams now.

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Forty-Three Random Memes To Give Your Brain A Boost

Sometimes you just need a little dumb humor as a distraction from life. If now is one of those times for you, then you’re in luck, because we put together this whole gallery of dumb memes for you!

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Food - SHARE IF YOU LOVE PIZZA OR BONDAGE BDSM, ETISH

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Water resources - GO AHEAD GET IN THE POND SINCE YOU WANNA ACT LIKE A SILLY GOOSE

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Text - * 1 73% I 20:17 Tweet t? Chelley Ryan W #Richard4Deputy retweeted Chris Yalamov @chrisyalamov #alevels2020 Year 13: I'm actually going to study for exams Boris: cancels exams with no clarity on what's next Year 13: well now I am not going to do it Tweet your reply

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Cat - Men after 40 in social networks be like

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Text - Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank... The rabbit says, I think I might be a type o.

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Text - Me talking to the sink full of dirty dishes every night I'm going to bed. Fuck the lot of you.

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Floor - How to keep the cat downstairs

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Text - I cant remember how to write 1,1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman Numerals IM LIVID

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Adaptation - "I know I've been an asshole most of my life, but I need your help"

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Food - I'm not saying the punctuation is wrong. I am saying I HOPE it is wrong. OH! OH! BOY BOY SYRUP SYRUP ORL 0Z TBAL OZ) 1.183

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Bird - Me secretly turned on Vampires talking about how they could kill me

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Text - Fus Ro Dah is just yeet in dragon

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Jacket - 2019 2018 2017 2020

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Text - sluttypuffin @sluttypuffin Yeah, I'm living the DREAM: D ead inside Reconsidering my career E ating everything A complete mess Mentally unstable

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Text - When somebody asks me 'hows life going' LEARNABOUT GARAGES IT'S TOTALLY FUCKING FUCKED MATE, BIG TIME' A LADYBIRD BOOK theragingalcoholic fTatrwar

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Hair - How can you make jokes at a time like this? It's a defense mechanism.

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Facial expression - You know what I love about boys? Their girlfriends.

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Photo caption - When you dig through your grandma's old toys for an hour just to find a little dude who looks like a meme @DarthStefawn It ain't much, but it's honest work

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Text - I'll remember what this code does after all, I wrote it myself and it's unlikely anyone else will work on it I don't need to leave comments.

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Food - When Spotify tries to make me a Daily Mix

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Text - a lost fish @grumbist im VERY laid back. i only care about 2 things: every person on earth & their opinion of me the crushing psychological weight of being alive

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World - Argentina Are'ntgentina

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Recreation - When you've never ran a day in your life but there's no way you're missing a chance to get away from the wife & kids for 30 mins MGS

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Cartoon - The good thing about having a social life like mine is that you don't even notice that you are in quarantine

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Text - A spookyearp people at work: wow, you are always in such a good mood, how do you do that? me, an actually cranky, apathetic, trainwreck human: it's called manners, susan. gingerkyuketsuki "do not mistake composure for ease"

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Chicken - sorry my mom said no

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Horse - Thank God 2019 is finally over 2020 МЕ Come here! 2020 2020 ME ME

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Text - Clayton Cubitt @claytoncubitt YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T KNOW YOU NEEDED TO SEE PIX OF FLEXING VICTORIAN BABES BUT YOU DID 2:41 PM · 9/12/19 · Tweetbot for iOS 14.2K Retweets 40.3K Likes

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Text - bird cop: we found two victims, bludgeoned to death bird detective: any murder weapon found? bird cop: just one stone bird detective: *lowers shades* my god

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Text - Jakhari Carroll LIFT IS @jakharicarroll "You up?" Me thinking about am l up or not: a Jsdr 1 @DarJuste · 6d Bomboclaat Show this thread 10:11 PM · 3/21/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Here I sit broken hearted Tried to shit, but only farted Then one day I took a chanu Triet to fart, but shit my pants Posted in r/blursedimages by u/TagamiT O reddit

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Cartoon - When the sun hits your laptop screen just right

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Dog - drog.

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Text - Therapist: Can you think of anyone who is a negative influence in your life who is causing you to feel this way? Me: -Well, of course I know him. He's me. Z/9/18, 4:39 PM

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Text - darjeelingandcoke-deactivated20 An ancient Greek walks into his tailor's shop with a pair of torn pants. "Euripides?" says the tailor. "Yeah, Eumenides?" replies the man. thiswillonlyhurtalittle This is so awful. It must go on to infect others.

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Terrestrial animal - YOu deserve s heppiness!

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Facial expression - When you're approaching someone in a long hallway and you're not sure when to begin eye contact 180/n sini I/sin(180/n) 90.000 MasiPobal case 65ine

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Tent - what can make a man run away like this ???? Maik Kho Jai E @mikegbaines It's not run, it's ran. Because it's past tents.

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Cat Memes & Snaps To Get Your Caturday Poppin’

Happy Caturday, y’all! If you’ve felt starved for feline content, or just need a happy respite from the horrors of everyday life, we’ve got you covered. These adorable snaps, memes, and tweets are filled with cats being, well, adorable cats. What more could you possibly want?

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Cat - People kept telling me my cat looks like Pennywise in this photo so I added a balloon & yup, they were right

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Cat - sofluffysoyummy: A cat and a lowercase cat s sofluitysoyummy 350,472 notes

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Cat - The decoy keyboard is working

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Cat - Carl knows how to welcome me home after a long day

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Photo caption - grayxvx: You're putting way too much faith on me. If you slip we're both screwed and that's not how I wanna die.

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Cat - I thought Porkchop escaped again, turns out he was just waiting on top of the pantry to scare the bejeesus of me

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Cat - Everytime I straighten them, Stevie jumps up and "fixes" them.

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Cat - My cat has a lazy eye so it constantly looks like it's judging you

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Food - Margaret Middleton @magmidd The photojournalist's dilemma: save your girlfriend's pasta or get the shot of a lifetime?

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Cat - Now I have to unplug my lamp at night. Because this furry bastard learned how to turn it on. And he turns it on every time he's hungry in the middle of the night.

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Product - PROFESSOR JIGGLY is loose in Cat Room Professor jiggly is loose

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Cat - Don't touch me I'm angry

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Cat - He lied on his resume, but got the job anyway. SECURITY DOG

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Photo caption - "You think this is a joke Karen?" Green ew Z 4070

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Cat - This is his "are you eating??" stance Pay

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Floor - This cat stalks me at work..

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Cat - *me, sleeping peacefully* Му cat at Зam: dbgeatemes

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Cat - When you wake up at 3am to go to the bathroom and your cat has to fulfill his obligation to watch you pee

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Cat - My cat found herself a boyfifiend the other night. This is how they spend time together."

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Cat - I watched my cat make me a mask today. I'm pretty sure she wants me out of the house.

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Cat - "A chipmunk napping on my grandmother's cat"

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Cat - My therapist : portal cat can't hurt you. it's not real. portal cat :

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Door - When your cat realizes you're in the bathroom without them

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Cat - lauren O @foreignlaurenn2 When I say this is what I mean

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Cat - Ben Joshua 13 hrs O I accidentally nudged Tabasco with my foot and woke him up. He gave me this look

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Cat - Family: look who's up early Me pulling an alnighter:

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Canidae - dynastylnoire why you bake me

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Eyewear - Teachers when they add memes to their PowerPoint presentations @cabbagecatmemes

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Organism - mars @mar1narasauce honestly...me no talk me i angy wait no come back

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Cat - This cat has never been so insulted in all its 9 lives

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Plant - I thought some fruit bats are feasting on my papaya

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Cat - Gave him a forever home yesterday and thought he hated me since he didn't even look at me. Woke up to him next to me like this

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69 Random Memes Of Assorted Quality

It’s often said that variety is the spice of life. If that’s true, then this massive gallery of memes and shitposts is positively picante. From opossums to zany Tumblr posts and irreverent and pessimistic memes, this batch of entertainment has a bit of something for everyone.

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Botany - TAKE CARE CF THE LAND SOMEDAY YOULL BE PART OF IT

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Common opossum - Are you 22 AN OPOSSUM? ofingerless gloves Smokey eye oeats trash wardrobe dup al nightboth adorable black and grey every day ond disgusting •Msunderstood actually works hard and does a lot MOSCLY PEOPLE JUST PICY YOU anD DOn't accuaLLY cry to unDerscanD WHAT YOU DO anD WHY YOU DO IC, WHICH Leaves YOU FeeLInG emPcy anD aLone oeats trash again

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Vertebrate - That one friend from high school who you're thoroughly ashamed to associate with. She still thinks private medicine makes for "more innovative care", crosses picket lines and thinks those uppity African-Americans should just "follow the rules". You hate who she's become but you're still Facebook friends for sentimental reasons Your friends who have pledged to fight capitalism and imperialism to the death Don't deny it, there are people on boomerbook who you'd send to the wall for on

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Text - have major depression I may but at least my serotonin is ethically sourced because I don't derive pleasure from being being a fucking arshele

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Cartoon - Sweeney Bugs THe Demon Bunnu OF FLEET STReer MARTIN WHITMORE 20

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Customer - SULF M-Spagheti CHICKEN McDO AS DC EEU Greenland 125 PPINE on the Mercator SPICY DICKEN projection Greeniand on any other map

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Text - "Pls avoid mass gatherings" Grocery stores/markets 10 minutes later: EVERYWH IS Anime is Everywnerea si EWINY RYWHERE

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Mammal - What Breed is he? Part Alien • 3 months ago 79 10 PEPSI Just a little boy. Pugia • 1 week ago 238 ...

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Cartoon - YOU ARE BREATHTAKING YOU ARE BREATHTAKING In KEANUVIRUS fchiliktol

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Transport - 33

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Natural landscape - That awkward moment when you are digging a hole to bury a body and you find another body

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Adaptation - wow i sure do Jove living on the east coast with my 9 billion friends in the 600s

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Cartoon - PWERNER THE HERZOG SEGA SEGA 1997.

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Mousepad - Check Out Linktr.ee/mrs_gendered for more!!

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Text - The depressed sorcerer and his ridiculous clothing in his cell dudeholdmybeer me trying on new outfits in my room

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Cartoon - WOAHAAHAHAH.jpg 171 KB JPG "AAAAAAAAAAAAA WTF ITS COMING RIGHT AT US"

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Text - frantic agony witch. @JoyceLinnet My favorite spirits are the ones who get a bad reputation for luring men to their deaths when really they usually just take the form of beautiful women standing alone and men think that, in and of itself, is an invitation so it's really on the men. 8:17 AM 10/28/18 · Twitter for iPhone beautifulterriblequeen It's been like three thousand years and they still haven't figured it out.

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Face - EXISTENCE HAS ENDED G9 Options. Quit Game

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Text - pop up ad: HORNY MILFS IN YOUR AREA me: [exiting out] lol nice try pop up ad: HORNY MILFS TRACKING YOUR SCENT me: [nervously exiting out] that was weird pop up ad: HORNY MILFS IN YOUR AREA RAPIDLY APPROACHING me: what the fu- [someone knocks at the door] pop up ad: RUN

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Line - here mr. toilet have a drink on me wiki How to Stop Smoking and Drinking

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Water - this is the stage of human evolution we would be at if dr. pepper didn't exist wiki How to Control Your Dreams

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Blue - Matt Navarra Follow @MattNavarra Pro Tip for parents: DON'T buy the Finding Dory night light. When you turn it on in the dark... this happens.

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Violet - Other girls: Me: • pretty very gay • want kiss • lots of makeup • high heels • revealing clothes • great hair BugBeebles

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Cartoon - GRAMFEL SOME SAY THAT THE EYES ARE THE WINDOWS TO THE SouL old -- your windows saying were boarded up Long, long time ago wise saying your house empty (however. (derelict NELLUCNHOJ. COM SOPHY

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Shower head - havocs physically im here but mentally im still thinking about that ceramic battle axe... havocs

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Text - "How would you describe yourself?" Me: @dynastyatdusk A GAY TREASURE

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White - GRAB HER WAIST PULL HER CLOSE LIFT HER UP GNAW ON HER BONES

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Frog - corporationkills on all levels , including physical , i am this

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Text - kevin @youngsmallkevin Roses are food Violets are food Garbage is food I go to the vet a lot

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Text - me reading the messages via the notifications bar & pretending to not be online

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Text - Molly Hodgdon @Manglewood I love the reaction of cat lovers upon seeing a cat. Every single time the level of excitement is like they've read about cats for decades but never actually seen one in real life and they're SO EXCITED. Every. Single Time. Even if it's the hundredth cat they've seen that day.

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Face - the person behind me in line me trying to practice social distancing in the grocery store

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Rat - Made For Little Hands Leam more about the goodness inside at Cheerios.com/fingerfood

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Cat - Humans: *eat food to survive* Plants: Oscrollablememes

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Text - Google i ho i hope parrallel universe me is doing okay Don q wertyuDOD

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Text - ARE YA WINNING, SON...? son.? R.I.P SON 1998-2015 WAS ALWAY5 winnng,

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Dog - big dogs Gregor small dogs

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Pink - A pup dummy brick blob hybrid 1 cm 1 cm

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Cartoon - WE ARE ALL GOING To DIE

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Text - transasamisato *cocks gun any last worms? acerncshane *cocks worm any last guns? transasamisato *worms gun* any last cocks? theonewhoisnotshort *guns last any worm cocks?

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Face - i have no idea im just existing what is your purpose?

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Product - You have been visited by toothpaste man His motives are unknown.

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Product - you have won the award award

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Food - Stand amongst the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters

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Text - Реppa Pig @BhadDhad i jus killed my litol brotha george.

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Sky - Don't wait till your deathbed to tell people how you feel. Tell them to fuck off now.

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Mammal - I am so deeply disappointed in this world How has it come to this? Each day is a new low

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Cartoon - CADU fun feisty Abolish ICE andy @andipalmur GIRL I have discovered something dark and powerful

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Text - Live each day as if it is your last in bed and an painkillers

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Cartoon - Triple Threat @Queerxoxox my plans 2020 2:39 AM May 19, 2020 - Twitter for Android

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Text - Oliver Clegg @deathbybadger your blood relations are just your suggested pre-generated party members, but it's perfectly ok to ditch as many of them as you like and craft an entire party of lizardfolk pyromancers instead or whatever suits you 4:49 AM - 1/20/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - EXECUTIVE: this ones not about murder is it STEPHEN KING: it's about cute little animals EXECUTIVE: aaww STEPHEN KING: they do die though EXECUTIVE: oh no STEPHEN KING: but they come back to life EXECUTIVE: well that's good STEPHEN KING: then they murder EXECUTIVE: dammit Stephen

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Text - 19igó79-jajəd @awesomonster I don't have a resting bitch face. My bitch face is always on duty, ever vigilant. My bitch face will rest when its work is done.

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Cat - Waves of existential panic Me just trying to muddle through life with some semblance of enjoyment

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Ferret - topherchris: | I hope this image helps you cope with any problems you may be having.

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Text - swingsetindecember in movies, when a scientist is held hostage and is forced to make a bomb or virus, like my guy, those villains don't know shit about science. just make a gumball machine, my dude january-summers eighth grade science fair volcano, but fancy looking swingsetindecember i just want once where the villain is like, you are too late, i detonated the device and instead of doom and gloom it is just confetti sparklers with abba's waterloo playing and the scientist is like, bitch

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Text - I scream into the void And the void answers With Jazz

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Text - ratliker1917 mad about the idea of money being exchanged for goods and services ratliker1917 first of all, explain to me, what makes them "goods", instead of , "bads" fulltimesunshine hsfdjkgsdfkdlsf\g i'm screaming because,, idk if op knows this but,,, this is a real thing in economics that we talk about and draw models of: A bad is a commodity that the consumer doesn't like. F nonn thnt the anmmadi+inn in a.ation nn undeadlobster MONEY CAN BE EXCHANGED FOR BADS AND DISSERVICES

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Cartoon - FREEDOM! HORRIBLE HORRIBLE FREEDOM!

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Flightless bird - 00 HELLO I'M ieadinside

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Cylinder - balanophagist my evolution

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Text - iamthedukeofur: knightsgambit fyeahflutes swagaroli: fiutes players need to breathe flute players need to breathe flute players need to breathe fluTe PLAYERS NEED TO BREAHTE eff --- slightly. Slow- 表技誌 soften slightly no the soften part is where the flute players begin to die off one by one Those that make it to the end of the song go on to reproduce, ensuring the next generation of flute players is stronger. This is known as Survival of the Flutist.

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Twenty-Seven Humorous Memes For The Dejected Soul

You’re probably still stuck inside due to quarantine. And if you’re not, then we’re incredibly jealous of you. Either way, we hope you can find some enjoyment out of these memes that we curated just for you. Enjoy!

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Human - "Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf

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Text - When you Mosh but haven't moshed in a long time and it's time for the second band to come on Holy shit.

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Facial expression - Its burning my hand Steve and I fucking love it

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People - When you eat pizza rolls right out of the oven without letting them cool down

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White - Boomers Millennials Gen Z You left the seat up! Did you hear me just fall in? Yes! I came to flush! EZE I HATE MY LIFE ZE WHSE WH FEZE CONSUME

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Beer glass - BEER MATH ONE BEER A COUPLE OF BEERS A FEW BEERS

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Product - LEGO GAME OF THRONES 18+ Kings Landing 1,023,678,863 pcs GAS

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Text - 6. 6 easy exercises that anyone can do 1. Trying to get up from the couch. 2. Staggering home 3. Patiently standing in a queue. drunk. 6. Giving up. 4. Checking if your feet are still there. 5. Covering your ears to make the voices stop.

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Cartoon - When your girl minding her business and you see her butt

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Text - What is your favorite vegetable? BrogLE BROGLE

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People - Target audience Actual audience CALL DUTY my LITTLE PONY FENDSHIP MAGIC @mexicanexe MINECRAFT

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Play - Connect Port This whole network is fucked, man MB MATON BEALEY AGES 7 and Up

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Face - When the poopoo too big

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Barn owl - o00 Verizon 4:20 PM * 69% ( Albums barn owl or apple Select @teenybisit

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Text - Before u leave the house, think of the acronym 'WOWEE' Wallet phOne Wkeys Egg Egg (backup)

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Grandparent - May your marinara sauce never cling to your pasta.

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Facial expression - When your girlfriend leaves a break up note on your PlayStation saying "this isn't working" but you turn it on and it works just fine

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Eyewear - I wonder if he's thinking about me I+ is Wednes day, me lol it is my dudes dreamst

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Natural foods - Cashew's look liked they'd heckle you if you got lost in a magical forest.

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Text - So technically Moses is the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

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Poster - YOu BET YOUR BLART VEGAS HAS BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES APRIL 22 KEVIN JEVIN KEVIN COPBLOP * TARTL BARB

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Face - Did you know that when you're drinking beer, the beer is getting drunk too

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Album cover - ALIEN -VS- PREDĂTOR

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Technology - AND AGIN THINGS BIBS AND WAGONS THINGS

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Text - When you work at a fast food restaurant and you see overweight Karens walking towards you angrily Uh-oh. Big boomers.

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Community - A group a Karens in the wild is called a Complaint. – source: Nat Geo

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Thirty Miscellaneous Tidbits For You To Enjoy Today

We know you could use something to laugh about right now, and because we’ve always got your back, we delivered. These memes may not be very high quality, but we’re pretty sure they’ll make you laugh. Click here for some more random entertainment!

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Face - J.K. Rowling Reveals That You, The Reader, Were Gay All Along Share Article: Facebook I Twitter Reddit

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Photo caption - Me: Don't look now but the person behind you is... My friend immediately: O C

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Text - When you're part of a group chat but you never actually contribute anything to the conversation

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Text - IT WILL END IN TEARS

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Ball - I'm almost certain there's an easier way to blow up a balloon Ri

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Text - Meet Christian singles now! JOIN NOW! spaghetticunt: sign me right the fuck up VIA DAMNLOL.COM

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Text - Tweet @Believablee I just watched a woman drink laundry detergent at Walmart. Bottle to mouth. In the isle. I said NOTHING but when we made eye contact she just gasped and was like 'IM GONNA BUY IT!' BRO IM NOT WORRIED ABOUT YOU BUYING IT WTE ARE YOU DOING ASKSKSKSKS 3:35 PM 3/7/19 Twitter for iPhone

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Face - when you 20 mins deep in an argument and realize you misunderstood something

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Dog - I was having a bad day and this dog walked to my bus stop, sat on the bench and asked me for pets

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Text - How's your new job sweetie? It was a tough first week but it's good grandpa drgrayfang Abe Lincoln was assassinated 2 days into his second term so you need to grow up

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Text - When Nance calls you a dickface in front of the neighbors for not taking out the trash Haha she's a pistol isn't she ;)~ @middleclassfancy

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Table - Jemele Hill @jemelehill • 10/31/18 PER MY LAST EMAIL

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Text - When Rick's leaves keep falling in your yard, so you blow them back into his yard when he's not home Haha take that, Rick! You bag of shit! @middleclassfancy

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Cartoon - the hardest prison to escape is in your mind um ok

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Text - rohirrimofthenorth jrr tolkien: i really love my wife. i will make her into a beautiful, unearthly half-angel princess who beat satan almost single-handedly and won an argument with the keeper of the halls of the dead jrr tolkien: i really love my best friend. 1 will make him into a grumpy old tree who never gets to the point triss19 If this isn't the best example of the difference between the relationship you should have with your wife and your best friend I don't know what is.

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Green - १

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Snout - Me: Bae talk dirty to me Bae: Sometimes I don't wipe my ass when I finish shittin Me: @officialthiscouldbeus

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People - me, riffy c @itsmeriffyc why does it look like khalid met you WOLF @NLSNicholas Met Khalid. Mari Marth

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Clothing - Me at 20 Jennifer Aniston at 50 @viralwoman LTY

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Product - When anyone asks me why I fell for my wife WAG

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Action-adventure game - YOU TALKING MAD SHIT FOR SOMEONE IN CRUSADING DISTANCE imgflip.com

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Human - When you're mad hungry and your food won't cooperate. @mr petty wap

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Text - When you're wasted and someone says they are going to Taco Bell drgrayfang "Please let me join you on this Hispanic adventure."

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Text - Ami @shine_with_love People who are allergic to peanuts: I can't, it'll kill me People who are allergic to gluten: I can't, it'll wreck my body People who are lactose intolerant: Humans cannot achieve immortality anyway and life not lived to the fullest is no life at allI, hand me a gallon of milk 11:21 PM 07 Oct 18 Source: whitepeopletwitter 43,226 notes

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Text - Me when there's drama that has absolutely nothing to do with me. I'm so excited because I love mess.

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Team - How my custom RPG squad looks in a cutscene

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Twenty-Nine Random Memes Meant To Decimate Boredom

Since you clicked here, it probably means you’re looking for some high-quality entertainment. Well, unfortunately you won’t find that here, but you will find low-quality entertainment, and there’s gotta be something to that, right?

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Organism - when I see someone from high school in a store but they don't see me yet

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Cartoon - Everybody Me

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Font - i dont struggle with anxiety it actually comes very easy to me

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Cartoon - -If you need me, I'm here. -If you don't, I'm still here.

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White - my brain every night: NO sleep. ONLY TIRED

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Text - being a perfectionist and a procrastinator is a shitty combo we'll get the job done perfectly but like...tomorrow

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Hair - you ever go to someone's house and see every family member just being happy and getting along like damn bitch y'all live like this???

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Cartoon - Family is still family no matter how they've hurt you @thebandoffice

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Adaptation - When ur at a pool party and ur the only one who feels like swimming @tank.sinatra

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Poster - slaps roof of brain "you won't believe how much of absolutely nothing of value or importance this baby can fit!"

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Room - Me, after telling my parents that my relationship is good, I'm doing financially well and that overall, things are okay And scene.

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Text - fool me once, shame on u. fool me twice, thats just fucked up. u know im dumb as hell. like come on

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Text - "No one can describe me in two words lol" The coffee machine: Cashless failure N ATE

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Cat - Everyone: baking homemade bread and working out during the lockdowns Me with a nonexistent sleep pattern: MemeCenter.com

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Text - Ihate when people ask me what l'l be doing THIS YEAR , Come on guys | don't have aNY IDEA WHAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE

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Nose - When someone is crying and you don't know what to do u want water?

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Green - single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive

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Face - WHEN YOU FORGOT TO STUDY ABOUT THE PATIENT'S MEDS Patient: what is that medication for?? .. its. is for you..."

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Text - I AM A DUMB BITCH WITH TERRIBLE TASTE I WILL NEVER CHANGE I WILL NEVER IMPROVE THAT IS A PROMISE

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Text - "There hasn't been a relatable protagonist to come out of Hollywood in years." Me, an intellectual:

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Photo caption - I am WAY too sleep-deprived to deal with youn negativity right now

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Product - Me Staying up late because I want to have some kind of free time knowing l'll be exhausted the next day Me

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Text - anxiety brain: IM GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UNCARED FOR the other side of my brain which is wearing a hawaiian shirt: [cracks another sparkling water] yeah probably thuri-ly-made-madej TALMO 70

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Cartoon - Me applying critical thinking skills and going on an in-depth but intelligent tangent about an abstract subject Me turning on my turn signal S accidently because I forgot how to turn on my wipers

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Text - Me: *notices the smallest difference in how a person is texting me* Me: In conclusion, I'm annoying

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Face - created my own personal hell through poor decision making Damn.. I kinda aborteddreams

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Cat - "You not even watching the movie" Me: Yes I am Oczsavage

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Text - TASTE...TOUCH-- SMELL... HEARING-. ALL MY SENSES WERE HEIGHTENED! EXCEPT PERHAPS FOR THAT SECRET INGREDIENT CALLED COMMON SENSE!

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Photo caption - YOU DON'T HAVE EXPERIENCE INEED A JOB BUTI NEED TO WORK TO GET EXPERIENCE THEN WORK THATS WHY I'M HERE EXPERIENCE HOW AM GONNA GET EXPERIENCE WITHOUT A WORK WORK Cound County

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Thirty-Nine Silly Memes For Bored People

These memes will lift your spirits. Well, we can’t guarantee that, but we can hope. Scroll down for some prime entertainment, and click here if you want more! You know you do…

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Product - Everyone:"Are you gonna continue to post shitty memes? Me: YEAH BUOY

2.

Text - Henry Sotheran Ltd @Sotherans "I bought another book" - transactional - people will ask if you REALLY need more books - reminds you of your bank balance "I paid a terrible price for this knowledge" - classy Faustian vibes - intimidating - implies all books are priceless treasures. which they are. O 69.9K 5:44 AM - Nov 5, 2019

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Cartoon - *May the best one win* AMDA NVIDIA. GEFORCE *autistic screeching CUDA RADEON GRAPHICS INTEL HD GRAPHICS

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Amphibian - Ihate when girl's friends say "you better not hurt her, or else" Imao like wtf are you gonna do Jennifer? Call me a fuckboy in a group message? Ohh i'm so scared.

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Pink - When you trying to buy food from your daughters pretend restaurant and she comes back saying your card was declined! First of all the service is horrible here and prices are outrageous! FRINCE

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Hair - When you get soap in your eye but you tryna see the demon in the shower with you

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Operating system - why are they stirring macaroni at 1am

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Hair - Me: Is this birdcage made out of nickel? Pet Store: Aluminum I think Me: So there's no nickel in this cage? Pet Store: Don't you dare! Me: It's a nickleless cage Pet Store: GET OUT! Worth it

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Dog - WeRateDogs® O @dog_rates This is Pixel. She was photographed before and after being told she's the best girl in the whole wide world. 13/10 suspicions confirmed 8 аро 9:10 AM · 11/18/19 · Twitter for iPhone

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Fictional character - KEY TO YENNEFER'S ROOM 2 KEY 2 Common item 0.UI (slavic folk musie stops)

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Text - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal teacher: according to several preschoolers, your son has invented the word "Kinderfarten" me: that's a problem teacher: I'm glad you agree me: I invented "Kinderfarten" 8:12 AM · 11/18/19 · Twitter for iPhone

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Land vehicle - Sleep K.OM 8621 This is brilliant. Playing video games until 5am Sleep NOB, K QM 8621 But I like this.

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Text - badgirlkiki @badgirlkiki_ imagine how frustrated the cashiers at scholastic book fairs are. those kids don't understand tax. their mom gave them $20 and said “books only". they think they can get a book that's $16.99 and an eraser that's $2.99. "yeah right, idiot" the cashier has to say (by law) O 187K 12:24 AM - Nov 18, 2019

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Cartoon - Joe mama jokes don't work I have 2 dads Joe mama so ugly your dad married a man

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Text - Picaresque Thomson l @Mianmath83 Them: Very sorry, sir, we're out of maple donuts. Me: (faraway look)...that's fine...everything's fine...I have to go now.... Night descends, music playing softly. Rain starts falling. A lone figure is seen on the roof of the donut shop. 5:49 AM · 11/18/19 · Twitter for iPhone

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Dog - Oh god, make it stop.

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Text - Dios es mi droga @Lucky_Leftovers My daughter said "daddy we are not friends with Brooklyn because she said I dress weird" No questions asked now I got beef with a 4 y/o named Brooklyn and her father. I dont make the rules to this gang shit. I just play my role. 8:10 PM · 04 Jan 19 from California, USA ·

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Text - Teacher: "Why didn't you use the bathroom at break?" The bathroom at break:

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Text - bit ch tit s @borderlinemom8 Wanted: Hibernation Buddy Must be interested in laying in bed eating junk while watching Netflix. Also must love cuddles and be down with sleeping for the next five months straight. 8:31 AM · 11/17/19 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - When you hear your friend say "oh yeah, that asshole over there loves blink-182" "Oh geez that's

21.

Text - Policeman: What is your name? Man: The Wizard of Oz Policeman: Your FULL name. Man: (Quietly) The Wizard of Ounces

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Bird - YOU TRIED SCRAMBLING THE WRONG EGG MOTHERFUCKER 35¢ leng nopeDigitalMeddle YourChlidhoodRuined.com

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Text - When the teacher says the test will take a hour but you finish it in 3 seconds and bring the class average down by 15% They said it could not be done

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Text - I want to wake up with I get up you the rest of my life at 5:00 Am Nevermind

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Text - Jenny Nicholson (turkey gobble go... @JennyENicholson They refuse to show us Yoda at the one age we want: whatever age his species considers the most sexy 7:01 AM · 11/18/19 · Twitter for Android

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Hair - i don't trust you if you think violet is not the most relatable character in history Buy Suids for Srat

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Text - SparkNotes @SparkNotes Ending your essay with "in conclusion" - dull | - repetitive - unoriginal Ending your essay with "that's my story and I'm sticking to it" - powerful - definitive clarifies whose story this is (yours) and what you're going to do (stick to it) 7:39 AM - 11/18/19 · Twitter Web App

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Text - YOU WOULON'T STEAL A MEME Photo saved to this device

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Text - Expat Med @DrExpat_ I LEFT MY FRONT DOOR OPEN AND MY ROOMBA JUST WENT OUT AND I CAN'T FIND IT. WHAT ARE THE CONSEQUENCES OF THIS. IT HAS NO NATURAL PREDATORS. 3:50 AM · 19 Dec 18 · Twitter Web Client

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Text - Rachel Therrien @riquelz96 · my dad wrote me a report card when I was 11 PERFORMANCE APPRAISAL 2-N-07 Name Rachel Therrien Using the following scale, assign a score for each of the following attributes: Very Good - 4 Satisfactory - 3 Improvement Needed - 2 Unsatisfactory - 1 Excellent - 5 Personal Habits N/A 2 Brush Teeth/Shower when asked Keeps Room Clean Helps with Chores Does homework Attitude Does not verbally harass parents Does not verbally harass siblings Does not physically harass

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Text - Coach KJ @CoachK_Johnson WAS IT A BAD DAY? OR WAS ITA BAD FIVE MINUTES THAT YOU MILKED ALL DAY? @memezar mil @milupton I didn't need such a personal attack

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Eyewear - When your car is making a really weird noise but your bank account is empty Nothing's wrong, I can'feel it

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Text - dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch son: thanks for takin me to astronaut practice dad i had so much fun :) buzz aldrin: this isn't a game. remember why we're doing this. son: *serious nod* moon revenge O 3,916 9:16 AM - Dec 9, 2018

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Hair - Normal рeople yawning Dads yawning

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Text - Idk who needs to hear this but this means your high beams are on and I can't see shit because of it.... EO

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Text - Anonymous said When's your bedtime :) pukicho Whenever I next collapse is purely up to the gods Source: pukicho 41,116 notes

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Machine - WANT TO HEAR SOMETHING REALLY FUN ABOUT SCIENCE? YOU WOULD. NERD. PRESS BUT ssyesq: I would love this card. urce. leanaisnotaba.

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Text - Ladies what do we want? Meaningful friendships! More girl nights outs! REAL HUMAN CONNECTION! When do we want it? ... well this week isn't good... I can't do anything after 8pm on a work night... ... Let me check my calendar and get back to you...

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Footwear - You can't just "yeehaw" away from your problems. Me: 30.00 made with mematic

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30 Memes For People In Need Of A Light Chuckle

Congratulations, friends! It’s Wednesday evening, and that means you’ve pretty much successfully gotten over the ol’ hump. And we think you should celebrate. By scrolling through this gallery of fresh, relatable, and self-deprecating memes. 

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Product - When your phone dies after serving you for 30 minutes on 1 percent thatguy @davidleke18 · 20h drates RE

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Yoda - when you 20 mins deep in an argument and realize you misunderstood something

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Water - Summer 2020 gon be lit

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Cartoon - When ur not doing anything so u hit up a friend who is also not doing anything and u meet up to do nothing together

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Tundra - life's difficulties your efforts, blossoming still

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Cartoon - the forum posts from 2005 about the same error me searching for a computer error

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Text - Me when I try to make new friends or try to socialize

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Text - When you're both "typing.." So u erase the message to let them speak first, but they do the same thing

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Wave - @shitheadsteve 9 beers, 3 tequila shots, and a whole box of frozen taquitos My internal organs

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Denim - My poop waiting for me to flush it while I browse through memes

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Cartoon - Girls: "Why isn't he texting me back? He's probably out messin around with other girls" Guys trying to figure out how to reply to "hi II.

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Water transportation - Gonna risk it all and take a trip with the boys

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Cartoon - Me, who just turned on my PC O Steam Updating Steam... Verifying installation... Cancel made with mematic

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Team - A Sign God my dumb ass 6bc

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Cartoon - Girls when boys don't reply in 2 second: Boys when girls reply in 3 days: ERE

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Cool - 2020 МЕ 1980s a MAYOR DIE WILSON OUSTRI fames KEER

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Balloon - Me The album I've got on repeat

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Human - Me walking into the scholastic book fair with $20 in my pocket about to buy 6 goosebumps and a lamborghini poster s MCL SAT A Mcl. LIVE ON PA MI Vs M SAT E O AYWEATHE SOTION Mo GREG IVE

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Text - When you show someone a picture on your phone and they start swiping BUD GHT

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Text - My shampoo bottles after I come up with the perfect comeback in my imaginary argument UFE FC248 MONSTEA

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Cartoon - When you order from a shady website and it actually arrives 000 O

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Cartoon - Me thinking about someone that wants absolutely nothing to do with me IG @girlzzzclub

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Sky - 6 hours of sleep 7 hours of sleep 9 hours of sleep Still waking up tired 13 hours 4 hours of sleep of sleep

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Product - Celebrating behind the teacher's back when you get a question right after they call you out for not paying attention in class

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Face - Me looking at photos of myself from 10 years ago when I was young and full of hope.

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Face - me every day listening to the same 8 songs as always

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Cartoon - Me: I'm gonna study hard for this test and get a good grade! My two brain cells:

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Places where reality seems altered gaudinator Schools at night Leaving the movie theater late Empty beaches early in the morning Traffic lights when there are no cars around late at night

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Cartoon - Thoughts? R @rvkhsvr when i'm having a convo past 1AM and the other person takes longer than 3 seconds to reply

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Text - Congratulations, you scrolled so far that you have found a Balrog

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Thirty-Nine Random Memes Perfect For Mindless Scrolling

Quarantine boredom got you down? Us too. But that’s okay, because we have literally as many memes as you could possibly ever want. Just scroll down, and then click here to see more!

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Canidae - 0.0000004 GB in 1969 4 GB in 2020 You must delete 5 apps to install a new one I put men on the moon

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Text - High Schooler: When I graduate I wanna- Army Recruiters: 2 CASUALLY APPROACH CHILD.

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Electronic device - The four horsemen of staying awake until 3am NETFLIX imgflip .com

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Face - When you flashbang yourself in a game

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Shoulder - lyrics in the 80s lyrics now never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodby imgflip.cnever gonna tell a lie and hurt you he's mad she's mad don't care ha ha

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Fictional character - My Gaming PC Other Gaming PCs

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Adaptation - 10 y/o me putting all the animations in every single slide in PowerPoint. SHS

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Font - EYE TEST If you see this watermelon as: RED - You're angry Green - You're sick Blue You feel like you have no purpose on life and are just searching for somone to love you the way you love them

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Text - YouTuber Skyrim Grandma announces she is scaling back streams for the sake of her health after receiving onslaught of patronizing comments vg247.com/2020/05/25/sky... Traduire le Tweet made with mematic

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Hair - Pizza rolls in the oven VS. the microwave

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Text - Doctor: Hi, how are you? Patient: I'm doing good thanks Doctor: get the fuck out then

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Shoulder - Reddit watermark ifunny.co watermark

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Helmet - Its a PNG, I'swear! Peddetock2007 Youtre lying!

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Sky - How many rounds can you go? O 1,970 27942 12.1K AJ @ifrizzzle Replying to @lovelylatina If I get the ray gun from the mystery box, then about 45

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People - ME MY OTHER 200 GAMES THE SAME TWO GAMES I ALWAYS PLAY imgflip.com

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Text - woke_space_jesuit.exe @piag. 19h v T regret to inform you that Pope Francis is a weeb A America Magazine O @a. · 19h Pope Francis arrives Japan and declares: "Ever since I was young, I have felt a fondness and affection for these lands. americamagazine.org/faith/2019/1... 32 27 1,219 O 7,905 Ignorant Lad @IgnorantLad 5h So you're telling me that he has the power of God AND anime on his side?

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Mammal - i ICANHASCHEEZBURGER? • 1 MIN READ You Can Now Become Your Cat By Turning His Photo Into An Incredibly Realistic Mask Identity theft is not a joke, Jim. Millions of families suffer every year.

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Text - Connor Stone @connorstonehere Agent: I have the perfect role for you. The movie's called Ocean's Eleven. Brad Pitt: Can I eat in it? Agent: Uhh sure. So we already have George Clooney and- Brad Pitt: Every scene. Agent: What? Brad Pitt: I. Want. To. Eat. In. Every. Single. Scene. 10:25 AM · 07 Feb 20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - When you are on appear offline and somebody messages you "I know you're on"

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Product - Tech Youtuber Starter Pack Most of their shots look like this Owns this car [hamypion Uses these keyboards Required Their setups B-Roll looks like this EN iroman

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Product - KG 0 POUNDS INCHES CM °F I. °R °RA

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Facial hair - PROFILE TAGGED PASSPORT РHOTO РHOTO РHOTO G2A

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Barechested - we are all going to look like Christian Bale when we get out of quarantine. One way or another

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Yellow - @_fluoreszent 2020 Emergency Phone Not Installed Please Do Not Have An Emergency At This Location

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Face - Respectful Memes @RespectfulMemes 11. There are special spoons to weigh small frogs. 05 4:45 PM - May 25, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 166 Retweets 980 Likes Benne @Beboard_ · 3m Replying to @RespectfulMemes

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Face - CoD players You *Uses a meta weapon* WHAT AFUCKING PUSSYASS BITCH *Plays even moderately well using any obscure weapon* WHAT AFUCKING PUSSY ASS BITCH *Plays the game in any way, shape or form* WHAT AFUCKING PUSSYASS BITCH

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Face - A good pirate never takes another person's property!

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People - Other people during pandemic: *panicking* Me: These people have no idea how to live without money. FAKIN 1862 They're what's called "new poor." ... We're old por.

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Cartoon - When I'm getting scolded but the TV is still on

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Airline - Everybody gangsta Aerolineos Argentinos Til the airplanes start flapping

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Action-adventure game - Middle schooler finally learning negative numbers Irrational Imaginary numbers numbers Transfinite numbers Нурerreal numbers Surreal Infinitesimals Letters numbers

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Cartoon - when you are trying to explain something and start to wonder if you know what the fuck you are talking about

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Cartoon - What year is it? 50 B.C. What does B.C. stand for? Before Christ 8memes Who is Christ? No f cking clue mate

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Cartoon - Gus @kurahsama · 5s The homies: Bro, just shoot your shot she's 100% into you Also the homies: Five hundred yen says he gets.rejected at full power.

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Technology - CRAFIY.DIPLY.COM Man Spends Entire Month Proposing To Girlfriend Without Her Knowledge THE TRICKSTER

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Cartoon - When it's 2001 and your homie is telling you all of the GTA: San Andreas cheat codes

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Text - When your remote is acting up so you lift it higher for better connection

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Face - What's the worst pronunciation of your name you've ever heard? Saad Ashfaq @jhaatlyf Sad as fuck

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Random & Relatable Memes For A Lil Pick-Me-Up

Life got you down? Feel like you’re losing it? We’re of the mind that a good laugh might help your state of mind. And fortunately for you, we’ve got a pretty endless supply of memes to share. They might not cure Covid-19 or help your serotonin receptors, but we think they’ll make you smile. And that counts for something. 

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Face - When you first meet her vs when you get to know her

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Cartoon - My 4 moods during quarantine HEAD SHRINK

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Facial expression - when someone makes a joke about something you're secretly insecure about (LAUGHING)

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Cartoon - When you start caring so you gotta remind yourself to be cold and distant so you don't get hurt

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Games - My biology teacher asking me a question Me not paying attention "Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell."

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Fictional character - Disney: "our new VR game will let you live out your lightsaber fantasy!" Me:

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Dress - sleep my body me netflix

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Text - When you're chosen as a tribute to go buy groceries during quarantine.

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Text - When she's smart, funny and exactly your type I'll probably find a way to ruin this

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Product - Who would have guessed that wouldn't be a joke two years later. I'm sorry, Earth is closed today.

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T-shirt - vixenvisuals.com @KellysAFox 2020 How long are we going to be in quarantine? Could be 3, or 4 NEW TEEN'EN TEEN'EK 3 or 4 what? Days? Weeks? Months? TEENIEN Maybe 5 6001

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Text - 2019: ESPORTS iSn'T a ReAl SpOrT 2020: esports is the only sport 560 (286 A 0.168 2.286 14563 .156 % .12% 0287 Wstonks

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Product - Big mood Najib @Rilwannajib Introverts living their usual life while everyone complaining about being quarantined

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Team - how everyday feels AY PO TUESDAY MONDAY WEDNESDAY SUNDAY SATURDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY dam.the.creato

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Face - No one: God after every month of 2020: That Đisint More! an-Core Trande More!

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Text - Me stuck on a puzzle in a video game Some 12 year old on YouTube witha shitty mic showing the solution

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Text - I really thought this was going to be an inspirational quote | can't do it I can't do it

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Text - When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month or even your year

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Text - "are you a morning person or a night person?" me: I am barely even a person.

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Cartoon - when the world is panicking about human contact but you've been isolating yourself for years

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Cat - When I try to make food at 3 am without waking my parents but I drop a spoon on the ground E

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Cat - When you hold the door for an elderly person and they call you a handsome young man

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Text - God as soon as we started the decade: Wait, where are you going? I'm, taking a vacation

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Isaac Newton demonstrating that going outside is gay (ca. 1670)

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Face - me trying to figure out which days to wash my hair, so it can line up with my plans

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Snapshot - This dude that gave his girl his shoes cause her feet hurt just set the bar way too fucking high bro

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Cartoon - Her: "Bye don't ever talk to me again you bum" Him: "Ok bye" Her: IG @girlzzzclub

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Product - Me: I don't understand why l'm not losing weight, I exercise alot. The exercise:

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Face - When you finally get a text back but all it says is "Yea lol"

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Text - you've done a lot of meme scrolling, rest here

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Thirty-Four Hilarious Memes To Numb The Boredom

Instead of feeling sad about being quarantined, just numb all of your feelings with memes! That’ll work, right? Sure, let’s go with that. Click here for more very stupid entertainment!

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Cartoon - Parents: Buys their kid a 2,000$ gaming setup Kid: plays video games Parents:

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Face - Entire world: "stay home" Florida: No, I don't think I will. adam.the.creato

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Chef - CINES SIGARETTA Marlbern Smoking kills Varlberm imgflip.com

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Muscle - Dad with Daughter Dad with Son

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Text - The decline of civilization can be traced back to when they stopped putting toys in cereal boxes

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Animated cartoon - Mom: Sweet dreams! The diabetic kid:

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Green - Do you need some help... Hey! THE WEB? ..connecting to...

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Text - stop imagining fake scenarios and hurting your own feelings No, I don't think I will.

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Fictional character - Write your name in reverse! It's your demon name. Cromic fatts marvel de People named Bob.. Maybe I am a Demon made with mematic

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Text - I be drowning in champagne, but the "cham" is silent

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Cartoon - ВОВ II UNILAD • 2 MIN READ England's Oldest Man Says Key To Reaching 111 Is 'Avoiding Dying' sigh He has such a way with words.

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Photo caption - Not to get political or anything but what the fuck is oatmeal

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Dog breed - When the game is loading and you see your idiotic reflection in the screen.

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Recreation - PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT PEOPLE AT THE BEACH WHEN YOU ARE PEOPLE AT THE BEACH

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Job - Even wars are on hold due to the virus Proving they were never essential

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Shoulder - Me staring at a random spot in the room, trying to trick a ghost into thinking I can see it:

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Axolotl - Using Drake Template Using Axolotls becasue it's Earth day and we need to save them

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Dog - Best part of the song GPS- voice

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Human leg - FUN FACT: OVER 2 MILLION PEOPLE HAVE KNEES

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Animated cartoon - Joe Exotic is Steve Irwin's Wario

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Clothing - This Shirt Is Sending Mixed Messages NEVER CASHI D O YSUR BEST SAVE 20 QUIT AR Never do your best, quit Never Quit, do your best

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Hair - Remember Ken from Toy Story 3? This is him now. Feel old yet?!

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Barechested - Watching my Grubhub driver drop off my $40 meal from a fast food restaurant that's literally 3 blocks away

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Community - pray for any managers these ladies come across drgrayfang WOME FOR - TRUM

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Supermarket - Emily A. @emzorbit My grocery store has replaced the salad in the salad bar with.... liquor. DVBK CHOCorvIE 50 ML BOTTLES IFTING SAMPUNG MEW UGUORS COOKING G

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Cartoon - 2020 Another tragedy Me 2020 Me used to the shitty year

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Text - Bob Ross: *draws a branch* me: nice Bob Ross: *draws second branch* cause everyone needs a friend me: *holding back tears* nice

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Text - HIGH FIVE 50% less bacteria than a handshake FIST BUMP 90% less bacteria than a handshake Sweep the leg 100% less bacteria than a handshake

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Text - Gougle cant stand people correcting me ALL IMAGES SHOPPING VIDEOS NEWS Did you mean: can't stand people correcting me made with mematic

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Vehicle door - Iron-Man : Rich billionaire with a powerful suit Thor : God of lightning Ant-Man: Cinfinitedoggo ok so basically im very smol

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Text - 6 year old me drinking apple juice from a fancy glass

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Photo caption - Kids getting introduced to Y in math after learning X: This is getting out hand. Now there are two of them!

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Photo caption - Me to myself: Just be normal, you are on a date. Me five seconds later: APPLANCE I love refrigerators!

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Text - my neek, my back my crippling aniety attacks

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Thirty-Four Miscellaneous Memes To Defeat The Blues

Let’s face it: you’ve got the blues, we’ve got the blues, we’ve all got the blues. Everything sucks right now and we’re just thankful for the existence of memes. Let’s all pour one out for memes.

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Product - "Can one of y'all wipe my ass?"

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Face - Wife : While we're out let's stop by Wal-Mart Me :

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Cartoon - The problem isn't a shortage in toilet paper. The problem is people taking more than they need. Supermarkets: People: *Realising the same logic applies with other resources.* The 1%:

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Product - Me fixing my life @CabbageCatMemes

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Text - Ja Rule O @jarule · 3d If y'all need me l'll be in Alaska... Q 244 27437 ♡ 2,105 Kokain Dawkins @kokain_dawkins Replying to @jarule Nobody has needed you since 2005 bro

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Asphalt - 130 My dude is washing the ground... In the rain... And that's what it's like to be in the Army.

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Management - MOS sarcasmmother Thave trust issues but Putin is on another level #FHV

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Wrestling - @the.atomic.elbow Me Toilet handles ue

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Text - Ernie informs Bert who's gonna give it to him

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Dinosaur - Oh shit! The economy!!

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Text - If Frodo fit the ring perfectly into his butt would he disappear or would his poop vanish temporarily as it passed through? Me: The cashier at Target:

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Mammal - How I show up to a job interview knowing I used the word "orchestrated" on my resume. @StupidResumes

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Furniture - Pillow fort couch AYEND

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Facial expression - Now that I have children I really understand the scene in Return of the Jedi where Yoda is so tired of answering Luke's questions he just up and dies.

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Action-adventure game - When you're done looting dwemer ruins

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Yoda - Checking up on that one Ex You Dead yet Bitch made with mematic Pictune Quotes & Creator App

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Hat - When your son finds some cool rocks on your nature hike They were like golden nuggets to that boy.

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Games - All Dogs Heaven EXCEPT FOR THOSE CLASS TRAITORS IN THE PAW PATROL

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People - SETHWAR

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Text - amazingmars self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void A the-official-nasa May we suggest a Soothing Bath™ instead Source: amazingmars 481,817 notes

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Text - I know this. When this ends- AND IT WILL-every game will sell out, every restaurant will have a 2-hour wait, every kid will be glad to be in school, everyone will love their job, the stock market will skyrocket, every other house will get TP'd, and we'll all embrace and shake hands. That's gonna be a pretty good day. Hang in there, World.

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Text - FUCK 2019 SHEERS TO 2020 10 Haunting Photos Taken Moments Before Disaster 1,852,483 views 2K I 610

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Dog - The Thirteen Colonies: *throws tea into the ocean* The British Empire: do u wanna fucken go? lean in_my_terea

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Nose - "Real Fact #1470 Of the 193 members of United Nations, Britain has Invaded 171 of them. Get all the "Real FactN' at smaple Britain:

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Cartoon - when your opponent is better than expected.

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Text - God: I made Eve for you and these animals so you wouſdn't be alone Adam: And who is that in the lake God: I don't know. She was there when I got here

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Door handle - Just pulled the door handle off, safe to say the fucker was as surprised as I was..

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Text - the drake gatsby 8 @DrakeGatsby Me: Man T-Rexes looked so col Scientist: Nah actually they looked like giant idiot birds Me: Oh bummer. They were great hunters tho Scientist: There's evidence they were scavengers Me: Ok maybe just stop ruinin- Scientist: They wore socks with sandals

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Text - The food that's left at the supermarket during a panic, that's what dating in your 30s is like.

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48 Sassy Memes For Dungeons & Dragons Enthusiasts

You know what’s better than thinking about Dungeons & Dragons? Perusing memes about Dungeons & Dragons. While quarantine might be stopping you from seeing your crew IRL, you can still enjoy content related to your intensely nerdy yet gratifying past time. 

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Action-adventure game - What the players think will happen What the DM knows will happen

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Cat - Bard: I cast dancing lights. Tabaxi Wizard:

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Text - Player: Um, that's 32 damage total. DM: *pauses dramatically* So, how do you want to do this? Player: Well, um, I guess I stabbed him, like, really good. DM @d20dndmemes We were on the verge of greatness, we were this close.

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Cartoon - KEVERY D&D PLAYER TRYING ТО HAVE ONLINE SESSIONS ALL OF A SUDDEN ROLL20'S SERVERS imgflip.com

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Cat - Villagers I saved that want to bury their murdered family's bodies My Necromancer that was promised “anything" for saving their town from Bandits

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Cartoon - You're in a dark cave The DM This are pretty standard DM stuff. Watch this, he's gonna say "I have dark vision" The players I have dark vision made with mematic

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Community - A group of bugbears should be called a "bugger" imgflip.com CHANGE MY MIND

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Cartoon - Friendly Monster NPC Obring you love. The Murderhobos -lt's bringing love. Don't let it get away! -BREAK IT'S LEGS! imade with mematic

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Cartoon - SACK WURM HYDRO- THERAPY. JosNRIGHTNET BATH SALT HYDRA- THERAPY. PSYCHIATRIC HELP EY THE DOCTOR IS IN リ

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Cartoon - When your whole country shuts down because of the virus, so everybody finally has time for DnD again Corona We did it Patrick! We saved DnD ma i.com

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Canidae - DM: So what's your backstory? Me: My owner didn't come back from work so l'm going to find him. @dnd.archive

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Cartoon - the dm Okay, if everyone's inished being stupid-s the players I had more, but you go ahead.

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Text - How players think that darkvision works: Before After OFLIR How darkvision actually works: Before After

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Photo caption - DM: I APOLOGIZE FOR THE CRUDITY OF THIS MODEL. SILVER CARSON SPUR STARTINE HERE EVERYONE ELSE made with mematic

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Facial expression - SOMEONE ROLLSA NAT 20 THE WHOLE PARTY: imgfip.com

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Dog breed - When you just leveled up and now have a plethora of complex spells prepared to decimate, dominate, and desecrate your opponents eldritch blast *breathes in*

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Cartoon - When you play as necromancer, but you give all points in charisma

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Comics - oglaf.com OUR RECENT DEFEAT HAS TAUGHT US THIS: AS WE SEE IN THIS PAINTING ARMOUR DOES NOTHING A FULLY ARMOURED WARRIOR, STABBED STRAIGHT THROUGH THE BREASTPLATE WELL FUCK THAT ALL THE NO PROTECTION OF FULL PLATE AT A FRACTION OF THE WEIGHT 10 BY A TODDLER WITH A STICK WE'RE TRYING A RADICAL NEW DESIGN

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Cartoon - oglaf.com SKON TO WIN

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Action-adventure game - NECROMANCE IF YOU WANT TO, WE CAN BRING YOUR FRIENDS TO LIFE BUT YOUR FRIENDS AREN'T DEAD AND IF THEY'RE NOT DEAD THEN THEY'RE NO FRIENDS OF MINE!

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Cartoon - WARRIOR: I SWEAR i wiLl HAVE MY ReVeNGe FOR THe DEATH OF MY BROTHER ELF:You HAVE MY BOW NECROMANCER: ANDYOUR BROTHER DWARF: AND MY AXe SipetRov.20

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Comics - WE SAID 'TIL DEATH DO US PART SO WHEN YOU DIED, I ASSUMED THAT THE MARRIAGE WAS OFF I'M BEGINNING TO THINK THAT GUY WHO MARRIED US WASN'T A PRIEST AT ALL! NNNECROMAAAANCERRRR YEAH, ME TOO! YOU MEAN. ogis cos UH, YOU'VE HAD THE BABY UNDERWATER THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT! FOR QUITE A WHILE NOW

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Text - The Tone the DM wanted The Tone they ended up with

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Cartoon - My roleplay My backstory My dice rolls

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Cartoon - That moment when your interdimensional, ancient empire gets overthrown by your own race of slaves Sangry Eldritch noises* u/WyrdMeister

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Text - Snickelsox @snickelsox Cleric: Did... did you just pull that sword from your butt? Rogue: Oh, no. My back pocket is like a mini Bag of Holding. I've got a whole bunch of weapons in there. Bard: Sounds like you've got- Cleric: Don't. Bard: -quite an arse-nal.

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Text - That look the DM gives you after rolling a ton of dice

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Text - YOUR PARTY ENTERS THE TAVERN. I GATHER EVERYONE AROUND A TABLE. I HAVE THE ELVES START WHITTLING DICE AND GET OUT SOME PARCHMENT FOR CHARACTER SHEETS. HEY, NO RECURSING.

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Cartoon - AN ASSASSIN is ON ir's WAY TO Kill THE kiNG! OH NO, HOW Will WE EVER FIND HIM ÎN THIS DENSE CROWD! Niels VERGOUWEN FACEBOOK.COM/COULDBEWORSE COMIC COULDBEWORSE-COMIC.COM

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Text - dungeons-and-dragonborns I wonder if multilingual dnd characters work like multilingual people tri Character 1: hey can you pass me the (demonic screeching) Character 2: (visibly disturbed) Character 1: (takes mundane object out of character 2s hands) sorry I forgot the word for it in common. pwbi it does now Source: dungeons-and-dragenberns

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Text - montanawitch Follow Witchcraft is about intent and the wording of a spell is often the product of the vernacular at the time therefore using "yeet" in a banishing spell is perfectly acceptable thanks for coming to my ted talk

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Text - PUNY MORTALS! I'M TRYING TO ESCAPE RY'LEH BUT I'M DUMMY THICC AND THE RESONANT CLAP OF MY ASS CHEEKS KEEPS DRIVING MY WRETCHED SLAVES TO NEW HEIGHTS OF MADNESS.

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Tree - AIRSTA BARKEEPER: "EVERYBODY PLEASE ROLL INITIATIVE

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Comics - oglaf.oom 0OOH MIGHTY FIRE MOUNTAIN TAKE THIS SACRIFICE TO BE YOUR BRIDE VOLCANO GOD SAYS HE'S GAY SEND HOT BOY SACRIFICES VOLCANO GOD IS A SMOKING ISLAND IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE OKAY I'LL TELL HIM BUT HE ISN'T GOING TO LIKE IT WAwnnn-a RRKMMM DOES HE REALLY THINK HE CAN BE PICKY?

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Text - generalgrievousdatingsim concept: cursed amulet that convinces the wearer there is no way it could possibly be cursed, and makes them completely resistant to any attempts to convince them otherwise barduils to clarify further: that's it. that's the entire curse. it has no other effects on the wearer, malevolent or otherwise barduils them: yo you should take that necklace off it's definitely cursed dude me: hahah no way bro that's crazy. like, that's totally bogus, dude. barduils floralbla

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People in nature - I'm gay Woah, it's a perfect moon for a werewolf to come out

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Horse - DM: There is a cave nearby filled with thieving goblins. Cleric: So? DM: They're atheists. Cleric:

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Cat - When you're pláying P&D and your cat steps onto the battle map

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Comics - FOOLISH TINY ADVENTURERS! YOU DARE ENTER HERE? BUT NO MATTER. I HAVE... INTO MY HOME?! WAYS. ..OF DEALING WITH YOUR KIND. THE WEEKLY ROLL #16 CREATED BY CME_T UPDATED EVERY WEEKEND WHAT FOUL TRICKS ARE YOU UP TO, FIEND? I MEAN... NO! SORCERY? QUEST REWARD IS PRETTY SHIT WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT. WINTER WOLVES? HE'S THE BAD GUY! SON? ONE RARE MAGIC ITEM EACH IF YOU TO FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE. I'M SURE HE HAS SOME REDEEMING QUALITIES. LIKE WHAT? WEALTH? CMON, MAN... INSTA: @CME_T REDDI

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Adaptation - there are two types of players Maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way. No, I want my fucking gold.

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Mythology - Five Gold for an Arçane Hand Job? Peter Hanratty PROCION Paperback-Paradise.com ACE 0-441-Q121-8 - (54.75 CANADAJ - $3.50 US.

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Organism - B3 Dungeon Module B3 FOR DUNGEONS & DRAGONS Inappropriate Workplace Behavior by Jean Wells INTRODUCTORY MODULE FOR CHARACTER LEVELS 1-3 Years ago the valley was green, and animals ran free through golden fields of grain. The princess Argenta ruled over this peaceful land and the people were secure and happy. Then one day a warrior riding a red dragon appeared in the skies over the princess' castile and aimost overnight the tiny kingdom fell into ruin. Now only ruins and rumors remain,

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Cartoon - The printer is jammed, You'll need to check your skills to see if you can fix it. OFFICES BOSSES ...... ...... ..... monsters playing rpgs rebekie.b (c)2011 jackalope-art.com

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Comics - YOUR FATE IS SEALED, MONSTER! I AM DRAGONBORN! I CAN TURN YOUR OWN WORDS OF POWER AGAINST YOu! BEHOLD! HEY, NOT BAD! ALTHOUGH YOu WERE USING THE PAST TENSE OF "1' ." ALSO," 7." SHOULD BE IN THE ACCUSATIVE CASE, SINCE IT'S THE DIRECT OBJECT. NICE USE OF MODAL AUXILIARY VERBS, THOUGH! GREAT JOB! HEY EVERYONE! THIS DRAGON'S A HUGE NERD! HA HA. REALLY? WHAT A LOSER EVERYONE 5 vou WRAGO READING IS RADICAL! DORKLY

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Fifty Silly Memes Made For Banishing Boredom

These memes are for when you just need some extremely dumb entertainment. We don’t ask questions, we’re just here to supply it for you. Now go enjoy some unintelligent humor!

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Photo caption - "Have you completely replaced human interaction with memes?" @heckoffsupreme [MAKES "I DON'T KNOW" SOUND

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Text - Doth @DothTheDoth Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle & explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations 1:59 p.m. 19 Dec 17

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Police officer - Cop: seen anything unusual? Me: a dolphin with a hat once Cop: I mean around here Me: nah they live in water

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Text - THIS IS HOW IM SLIDING INTO DMS IN 2019 11:02 PM Max get back here my bad lol he just be running off sometimes but what's up tho

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Text - This photograph I took of this bird in the sunset looks so peaceful AmI high or does that bird look like a rabbit on skis in the middle of a long jump...

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Text - Jeremy McLellan @JeremyMcLellan Having a rough day? Just remember that an arrow can only be shot by pulling it backwards, so when life is dragging you BACK with difficulties, it means it's about to send you FORWARD to kill someone.

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Font - when you block your ex on everything but they still have access to your Netflix account Kids kias Can we talk please

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Cartoon - When my CAR starts making noises that sound expensive 6 5

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Text - @astrarchi you haven't experienced real heartbreak until you've come across a meme you'd send to a person who you don't talk to anymore

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Snapshot - Death: Any last words? Me: You're late. OMIN SALES CENT IG: TheFunnylintrovert 1c: TheFunnyntrevert

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Text - tone malone @TonyLaululu Fake Post Malone account: "Love until you can't love anymore, that's when the good things in life happen" Actual Post Malone: Beerbongs & Bentleys @PostMalone is meatball an fruit

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Photo caption - "Shrek and Han Solo dress the same" Me Normal conversation

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Text - Leo Steinmetz @turnyoursignals Ladies if he - is cold to you - seems distant - takes up a lot of space and time - is most visible between 50-300 GHz when looking out of the galactic plane that's not your man, that's the cOsmic microwave background

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Text - me: *checked that the door is locked 3 times* my brain: х XDoubt

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Joint - If you feel uncomfortable in the night, please understand it is just your skeleton's inherent need for freedom. Soon

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Line - I have started coloring to manage my stress and anxiety.

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Sculpture - Be careful whou call ugly in middle school

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Photo caption - I wanna be as rich as Diddy is and get confused when i see a $1.00 bill

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Statue - Platini @Platini 954 This. This is what friends are for.

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Text - sara* @saranbustos "So do your tattoos have any meaning?" Look buddy, my life doesn't even have any meaning

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Album cover - The three basic human needs: Free Two Day Shipping Heat Water

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Motor vehicle - Ineed this in my life

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Bear - When u wanna take a cozy nap or be left alone for 7 and a half months IG: davie dave

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Engineering - What you see vs. what your family sees when you reset the router ATHERNET POWER RESET

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Hair - When you want to read something interesting on the internet. "Please turn off your adblocker." All right, then. Keep your secrets.

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Face - When everyone describes you as "chill" but you're on the verge of a mental breakdown & mask it by acting unbothered about everything

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Vehicle door - The older I get the more I understand Britney's breakdown years ago. This really could be me any minute

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Text - memes and death @sadposting no offense but if i die and no one uses a ouija board to keep me updated on memes then i will legitimately haunt all of you via Twitter for iPhone 15/12/2016, 14:27

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Text - When someone tells me to do something I was already planning on doing well now I am not doing it

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Movie - Napoleon Hitler Ме, going out without my jacket thinking it's not gonna be that cold

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Menu - THE FIRST RULE OF PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE CLUB IS... YOU KNOW WHAT NEVERMIND. IT'S FINE

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Text - cultural impact: Phineas and Ferb the entire teaching the word aglet education system

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Text - me at 14: can't wait to travel the whole world once i'm earning my own money me now: mustn't forget that tupperware at work, it's my only one

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Photo caption - Power Companies: "sends electric bill* The Mitochondria: @memeology.md thui You guys are getting paid?

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Sign - I hate it when you see a sign and suddenly your plans are ruined

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Text - Pros of being an adult: can eat 28 cookies and no one can stop me. Cons of being an adult: I ate 28 cookies. No one stopped me, and now I feel awful.

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Furniture - When you and your friends are trying to look normal in public but just aren't

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Photo caption - Everyone talks about an inner child. I have an inner older lady who says inappropriate things, judges everyone and wants to be in bed by 8pm

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Text - Messages Contact Mark iMessage Today 6:35 PM Dude what is your street name? Lil Marco You live on a street called Lil Marco? Delivered Ohhhh you meant my address?

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Brick - Me trying to repair my life:

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Text - Someone's career: "starts taking off Racist tweets from 2012:

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Rock - The Economist @TheEconomist 15h The Economist Why aren't millennials buying diamonds? econ.st/294G6yf 229 236 Lifelong Iceland Fan @CowlonFullerton @TheEconomist I work at a grocery store 6/30/16, 7:13 PM from Kansas, USA

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Photo caption - @hoemoticon when you're hanging out with friends and your social battery runs outs @will ent evil @evilbart24 This actually happens. Like the moment you realize you're out with people and you don't wanna be there anymore

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Brick - The perfect doormat doesn't exi... Did you call first?

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Product - You guys live in apartments like this and don't see any issue... Comment Like Share Most Relevant User101 It drives women crazy that men can just sit and be happy. Like Reply

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Text - nickjonestattooist "No tattoos thanks, my body is a temple" Temples:

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Funny Pics For The Meme Connoisseurs (30 Memes)

If you’re a lucky American soul, you have the day off tomorrow. If you’re anyone else, you may just have to turn to memes to help distract from tomorrow’s depressing clutches.

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Text - And you thought your job sucked. 1I CUPNOODLES MUSEUN eUse

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Transport - a group chat on its 1st week vs a group chat on its 3rd week

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Shoulder - When you get a text but it's not from the person you wanted

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Cartoon - Prescription for happiness meme meme meme meme

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Product - When you're stalking someone and you accidentally like a photo from 94 weeks ago EDH

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People - When your WiFi is down for ten minutes adam.the.creato

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Toy - Me opening up to someone

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Stairs - deciding they are the love of my life me being in relationship going on a date spending time with them meeting someone

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White - telling my crush like them C being an introvert and torturing myself the whole year

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Photography - When someone asks you what a meme is and you start to explain @CabbageCatMemes

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Brick - Me trying to repair my life:

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Text - When you're trying to DJ but everyone keeps requesting their favourite songs

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Door - My account Me Guêssing my own fucking password adam.the.creator

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Text - me, looking back at my numerous breakdowns throughout the year:

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Text - Me chilling in my room: FRE FISH FRESH FISH FRESH FISH follow @mudamemes *Mom walks in and starts hoovering* FRES FISH FRESH FISH FRESH FISH Oh, the humanity!

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Cartoon - When you find a good meme to steal

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Dog - velveteen @vividvelveteen I was at work and I was so upset that someone left heir dog in the office so I went to play with it and it's a fucking statue, then I was more upset

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Traffic light - Yellow traffic light Slow down Driver Speeds up to avoid red light Yellow light: SABC Am I ajoke to you?

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Text - u/O0PETERO0 Oct 8, 2019 Inspired by a post I saw on here recently, I bought this pillow case for a friend! Ralof: Hey, you. You're finally awake. 8.6k 127 Comments

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Text - Me: I'm terrified of the cold Therapist: I see Me: [trembling] Did you just say icy? Therapist: No, chill out Me: [screams]

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Dish - Me when my mom wakes me up at 8AM to go to school: wiki How 8Let the potato rest for five minutes.

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Font - The perfect restaurant doesn't exi- МАЗ JOE MAMAS WOOD FIRED PIZZ

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Learning - Memes about students who eat in the back row exist. Meanwhile in germany

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Cartoon - When you were in elementary school and someone said "you wouldn't know my girlfriend, she goes to a different school" XDoubt elpyg.exe

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Text - Bee @Beetchlal He pulled an uno reverse on his own mf brain Elon Musk's Meme Bot @theMem ... .2d Outstanding move Man with Alzheimer's forgets he had Alzheimer's, remembers everything It's a medical miracle, John Doe of Arkansas forgot that he had the disease Alzheimer's which makes you forget and be distant. He forgot that he had Alzheimer's and all his

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Cartoon - Losing by 7 points Football American football

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Physician - Doctor: You need to take one of this pills everyday for the rest of your life Him: But there's only 3 pills doctor Doctor: Exactly

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Facial expression - If I had a dollar for every girl that didn't find me attractive, they'd eventually find me attractive. 2.7K 52 VIEW 52 REPLIES Ooh, self-burn! Those are rare!

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Funny Memes For The Terminally Bored

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Fresh Tweets For The Desperately Bored

If you’re anything like us, you may be finding yourself extremely bored this weekend. For some reason, even when we’re trying to binge watch, the urge to stare at our phone is too great to resist. So while you find yourself trying to fill the void in your soul by multi-tasking, try scrolling through these tweets. They’ve got it all: wholesome Steve Irwin mentions, sad quarantine anecdotes, and “old people” lamenting the joys of aging in the modern world. And if you need more? We’ve got you covered.

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Product - Emily A. @emzorbit My grocery store has replaced the salad in the salad bar with... liquor. 290cal 50 ML BOTTLES GIFTING SAMPUNG NEWN UG

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Metropolitan area - Lauren Wilz & Barkevious Dingo @LWilz How weird does the Sears Tower look without power?! EBOPEBADH 7:32 PM · 5/19/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Dan Lew @danlew42 My local Caribou Coffee has been handing out cup sleeves with the top line blacked out. It normally reads "fight the urge to." REMAIN INDOORS LIFE IS SHORT, STAY AWAKE FOR IT. 7:42 AM · 4/10/20 · Tweetbot for Mac

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Face - A Missguided O @Missguided When your the first one to sign into a zoom meeting me: host of meeting: 4:21 AM · 5/21/20 · Twitter Web App

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Adaptation - Marcu$ @MarcusG_713 Now time to catch this bitch boy that's been stealing my packages PR

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Text - Alex Hirsch O @_AlexHirsch Every day since quarantine l've thrown a few of these against my wall. It's getting...intense 11:21 PM · 5/21/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Photo caption - Jenna Quigley O @JBomb11 LA76 2020 My plans 9:37 AM · 5/18/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland · 13h Accidently called a power point presentation a power point presentation instead of a slide deck and now everyone on this Zoom meeting knows l'm 40. Q 101 27248 ♡ 3,221 Simon Holland O @simoncholland My new nickname is Windows XP 2:06 PM · 5/21/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - NymN @NymN_HS The vet said my cat has been licking his penis more than usual 3:12 PM 15 Nov 18 2 Retweets 76 Likes 27 NymN @NymN_HS 22m His own penis not the vets

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Text - @t3vinj Cover letters are the most Godawful creation to ever touch society. They really are just ass. Nothing more nothing less my cabbages @Mylifeischaos You: "Hey I want this job" The job: "Beg for it"

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Text - Hannah Berner @beingbernz Going on a dating app just to match with people and never talk is almost as fun as filling up your shopping cart and then just closing the tab.

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Vehicle - Crukey! Terri Irwin @Terrilrwin 13h Remembering how much Robert loved being with Steve, parked at home pretending to drive. I know Steve would be incredibly proud, now that Robert has his L plates, and is driving Steve's old ute. 50

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Text - IG: @quentin.quarantino @quentquarantino QUENTIN QUARANINO Skype had 17 years to prepare for the quarantine and still was beaten by Zoom

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Text - taylor wakefield @taywakey really wanted fitness to be my quarantine hobby but we're officially two months in and it looks like alcohol wins again 6:22 PM · 5/16/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Zeeanne Choi @ZeeanneC quarantine hobby, craigslist rants and raves leggings what do they feel like? do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers 6:51 PM · 5/20/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Overheard On Duty @OverheardOnDuty Sol open the door to my house after a long day at work and walk in to see my two German Shepards cuddling with a cat on the couch. My dogs are not allowed on the couch, and I don't own a cat. 9:40 PM · 5/2/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Overheard in Dublin IN DUBLIN @OverheardDublin OverhearADu In Tesco, Rathfarnham - An irate mother on the phone: "What did I tell you about hanging around in big groups...Yeah, I have my .......Look Sean, sticking your tongue in a young one's mouth is not social distancing!" 3:38 PM · 5/20/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Rups P @rupatel15 Y'all, Tinder is WILD #QuarantineTinder #TinderScreenshots #WhataGem 11:44 avibro Daniel 27 O 9 miles away I'm MARRIED and not getting a divorce if you want proof look at my Facebook Daniel their pants just found a Lindsey on his phone so l'm trying to get in contact with he uses girls just to get into whoever that is Message me on here if he's messaging you

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Text - Anoushka David @david_anushka Is quarantine getting to me or does this app's notification icon look like a clenched butt Xx MyFitnessPal • 21m MyFitnessPal You haven't logged your Dinner for today. Would you like to do it now? Manage 12:42 AM · 5/22/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Elizabeth Sampat O @twoscooters Quarantine day whatever: the 11-year- old is now trying to orchestrate a "Zoom sleepover" 1:00 AM · 5/22/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Shereen @Shereen24523450 When you thought you'll be enjoying this quarantine cuz no classes but now you have to study for exams too 12:40 AM · 5/22/20 · Twitter for Android

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Brickwork - Karen Vernon @karenvernon8 My cats giving a demonstration of perfect #SocialDistancing #Jet #Mig #Caturday 11:00 PM · 5/15/20 · Twitter for Android OME.

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Cartoon - Rob Yeo @robjyeo my plans 2020 11:35 AM · 5/18/20 · Twitter for Android

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Product - TheLittleWetbackThatCould @LittleWetback who tf calls gatorades by their government names 6:211 4 Twitter 430 l LTE Ericka Ericka Today 6:18 PM what's ur favorite gatorade flavor dark purple or blue THATS NOT A FLAVOR THATS A FUCKING COLOR oh blue no wym COOL blue they are flavors yeah bro no they aren't the blue one what are YOUR flavors cool blue which one is that yes ok wtv bro dark blue, blue, or light blue only narcs call them by their government names bro Delivered iMessage Pay

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Text - Clare Mackintosh @claremackintOsh Why do I feel compelled to WAVE at the end of Zoom calls? I have literally never walked out of a meeting room WAVING.

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Cat - rob, from online. @robfromonline hello weloe te wy my dumb coworker won't leave me alone. reply with photos of your annoying coworkers or whatever obnslnika 9:53 AM · 5/13/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Future’s Getting Meme’d Again In ‘She Belongs To The Streets’ Tweets

Rapper Future is no stranger to the meme game. He’s been the star of many a mocking relationship-centric meme since “Future Sending Exes Texts”came onto the scene around Thanksgiving. Unfortunately, instead of making a mockery of ex-boyfriends, this meme seems to wag a finger at promiscuous women. The tweets feature the text “She belongs to the streets,” which was popularized by Future – and many of the meme creators seem to acknowledge their misogynistic nature by labeling the rapper’s tome as the “Book of Misogyny.” We’re hoping the people who retweet the memes are aware of the slightly problematic message – and hope women know it’s okay to run free. We all know that dudes see no qualms about it.

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Photo caption - HOOL Hoodville WILLE @Hoodville_ If she makes a countdown months before her actual birthday, she belongs to the streets @Hoodville Book of Misogyny 9:03 PM · 5/11/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - HOOL Hoodville ILLE @Hoodville_ When you told yo homie that she belongs to the streets and he didn't listen @Hoodville 12:36 AM · 5/13/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Future Incorporated @Misogyny_God If her name has the letter A, B, C,D, E,F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z , she belongs to the streets 7:26 AM 5/13/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - IG: @nevermisses_ @nevermisses if she's got more than 10 sweaters that don't fit her, she belongs to the streets @nevermisses book of misogyny 3:29 PM · 5/13/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Young Simba O @Mufaa6 "She belongs to the streets" 7:12 PM · 5/14/20 · Twitter for iPhone ROWS LES

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Eyewear - Well DAMN @KingJuanito94 If she posts pics on snap with emojis covering her titties, she belongs to the streets. The Bible of misogyny 11:24 PM 5/14/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Footwear - Evans Namaseb @Prettyboi_evans If she has "ALL STARS" in her closet gents...she belongs to the streets. 3:47 AM · 5/14/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - HOOL Hoodville ILLE @Hoodville_ If her tinder profile says "never on here add me on IG/SC" she belongs to the streets. @Hoodville Book of Misogyny 12:16 PM · 5/16/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - E julian @o0o_juliannn if she shakes her ass at the beach, she belongs to the streets A 4:01 PM 5/17/20 Twitter for iPhone

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Text - HOOL Hoodville @Hoodville_ If she ever had floor seats to a basketball game, she belongs to the streets @Hoodville Book of Misogyny 11:20 PM 5/17/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - HOOL Hoodville LLE @Hoodville_ If she picks up the call and puts the volume down while she's next to you, she belongs to the streets @Hoodville Вok of Misogyny 3:28 PM · 5/17/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Pluto @OTwithDaGODflow If she claps her hand before she dance in the club, she belongs to the streets @Hoodville Вook of Misogyny 2:53 PM · 5/21/20 · Twitter for Android

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Photo caption - if she posts her pictures before sending them to you, she belongs to the streets @Hoodville Book of Misogyny

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Photo caption - If she puts her phones brightness down while she's next to you, she belongs to the streets @Hoodville Book of Misogyny

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Text - A nigga named William TM @ thebestjuan Replying to @ClutchGodx Damn bro. Here's some scriptures to Clutch-Year w @ClutchGodx get you through it. She been cheating on me and lied straight to my face, women aint shit. The Gospel According t Future CHAPTER I From the streets did she emerge; and to the street she will return. 2 And I say unto you, "She is for the streets" 3 So be not weary when she must return from whence she came. only begotten grace and truth. 15 John bare cried, saying. Th

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Text - jessW @oxojesss my mom whenever I'm out after 9 pm: Mexican GBE Leader @vuhsace 6d She belongs to the streets

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Text - If she posts some basic ass food with "wife me", she belongs to the streets @Hoodville Book of Misogyny

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Text - "Opened 8 minutes ago" Me Me She belongs to the streets anyways

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Text - Steal your shorty phone & text her best friend saying "im pregnant" & if she replies "girl by who?" Your girl belongs to the streets @Hoodville

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Job - If her nails make noise when she touches her phone screen, she belongs to the streets Book of Misogyny

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Text - Laylah @Laylah_Fay · Jan 6 My friend proposed to his girlfriend of 4 years and do you know what she said??? DO YOU KNOW?!?! "Oh, I didn't know you liked me like that." SA VAGE 150.9K 27 21.8K 836 Check My Pinned Tweet ASAP @Tadala_ The Gospel According t eri clmu de Future Replying to @Laylah_Fay Aotand LEGO morn 10nid diw sbods bo It is TUod rinel ent Juods 2e esw it TOr 9m st to foid CHAPTER 1 only begotten d grace and truth. 15 John bare cried, saying, Thi spake, He that a "preferred b

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Twenty-Nine Random Memes For People Tired Of Everything

Raise your hand if you’re tired of everything. You know, all of this crap. Alright, now that all of our hands are raised, let’s all just forget about everything and scroll through the following memes.

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Text - a @un3asyy bitches be like "bitches be like" and then be the bitches that be like 20:43 · 27/02/2020 Twitter for iPhone 24.9K Retweets 98.2K Likes English teachers:

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Movie - The Ring must be destroyed What about the droid attack on the Wookiees? Who's this guy?

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Product - *Puts down gently in fear of breaking the TV* *Puts down gently in fear of breaking the table and your fingers*

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Text - Kid: Dad, can I wear my fishing shirt for picture day? Dad: Sure you can son. AKSMASTER?

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Text - Tweet Marvin O @themagnificent if you're arguing loudly on your phone in public, please put it on speaker. I need to hear both sides of the story to know who's side l'm on 07:33 PM 20 Jun 19 Twitter for Android 1,046 Retweets 3,112 Likes

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Clothing - How I expected my What it is apocolypse outfit to look..

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Internet meme - When you're 93 and fricking immortal but your son, 71, tests positive for Córonavirus SHAME

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Photo caption - WILL WILL SMITH SMITH WILL SMITH? YES, WILL SMITH WILL SMITH WILL SMITH

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Animated cartoon - "COVID-19 symptoms include having a lack of taste" People with "live, laugh, love" wall decor:

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Hair - Instagram was invented by Jessica Instagram when she tried to get attention twice at the same time gettyimages dodum

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Wildlife - When the human you're going to eat starts to run

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Cat - Family: look who's up early Me pulling an alnighter:

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Floor - Government : work from home Archaeologists: RID

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Bird - This bird landed on the page about itself the bird:

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Hair - The further down you scroll, the higher ground he gets. @kenobi_daily

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Suit - when teacher is 15 minutes late you're legally allowed to leave teacher after 14,5 minutes

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Text - Pros and cons of dating me Pros: You're not single anymore Cons: Me

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Adaptation - Michelle: "why are we pulling over?" Obama: "just grab the fucking camera" 420

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Motherboard M @motherboard Scientists just erased certain memories from a snail's brain-and they think it'll work with humans, too DANK MLMEOLOGY @lordflaconegro Scientists: do you remember anything? Snail: Scientists: my god what have we done

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Supermarket - Im sorry. I cant sellyou anythingif you're not wearing a mask. eGitt Car nstanth 25 Cash your ta refund chec for 6 or less W If i come back wearing a mask, i aint paying for shit. er:

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Text - Sarah Archer @SarahArcherM every chef right now: Today I'm going to show you how to make something simple with ingredients everyone has in their pantry, since you can't go to the store. I'm starting with Madagascar vanilla, hemp milk, and a single feather from a dodo bird. 11:11 AM · 4/3/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - THE MAN WHO CREATED AUTOCORRECT HAS DIED. RESTAURANT IN PEACE.

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Suit - We give every mom Pixar an absolute dumptruck ass.

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Clothing - this is the hat you buy to let everyone know you're in ur late 30s and have been to every brewery in town more than once pings

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Asphalt - Laziness Random motivation at 2 in the morning More laziness

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Text - When you misjudged how potent the brownie was @Top Tree

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Fresh Tweets For Your Mindless Perusal

We’ve got to hand it to people who spend all their time on Twitter. Most of them (at least the folks we follow) have a real knack for saying something funny or smart using very few words. That 280 character limit might feel oppressive to some essay-writers (try a thread) but we think it forces people to be a tad more intelligent in their writing. These tweets may not be the genius we’re referring to, but they’re definitely a good way to waste time. 

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Dog - LIBBY W @libpincher pls look at what my dad sent me this morning I cannot even Dogs Dad, Mam, Tom, You Dad So, Dave was out walking his dog, and there was a couple walking towards him with a white version of his dog. Turns out they are brother and sister from the same litter. But instead of just playing like they do with other dogs, look at this 09:48 Dad 09:48 Dad

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Adaptation - matthew jackson @S_McBuckets GUYS MY FRIEND DID THIS FOR HIS WIFE FOR THEIR ANNIVERSARY AND I CANT Go Out Front

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Text - Paul @Grommit56 · 5h The whole problem with the hoodie thing is there is no equivalent. Nothing the ladies have that guys want to claim and wear. I think the sight of me in a sundress would leave some serious emotional scarring, tbh. 277 13 2obibo Mandy @Wishes_She_Was Replying to @Grommit56 But if it had pockets ???? 9:59 PM · 5/18/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - *+ Carlgpy+ @whirringblender The fact that Mario makes a little noise every time he exerts himself physically is proof that he's over 30 1:40 PM · 5/17/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Average Dad @Average_Dad1 Me: What are you watching? Her: The Great British Bake Off Me: Sounds lame *3 weeks later* Me: Liam's bread is CLEARLY underproved, what is he thinking? Plus he already botched the technical! He needs a miracle if he wants to stick around for biscuit week. 7:37 AM · 5/18/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Face - Chloe Robinson @chloeeexo14 . Found this coffee cup at goodwill in February and I would now like to think of these strangers pictured on it as family <3 we've been through a lot these past couple of months

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Text - Restaurants before quarantine: I'm sorry but I can't let you take that drink outside Now: Do ya'll want some beers or vodka to go? Here's a jug of margaritas for the road.

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Text - P The Canadian @PantlessCanuck I just realized I've spent the last 6 hours with my head through the arm hole of a tank top. In case you're looking for someone with a firm grasp of control on their life. 6:15 PM · 5/18/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Laura Marie @lmegordon None of you look like your fucking Facebook avatars. 8:47 PM · 5/16/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Mommy Owl @Lhlodder For some of us, quarantine is really bringing out this low maintenance, let's be lazy, schedules don't matter, what day is it, havel showered today, my kids look like ragamuffins, cereal counts as dinner, it's wine o'clock somewhere, idgaf person. Ha. It's me. I'm "some of us." 9:48 PM · 5/18/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Sooz @CruisinSoozan I'm on the Ctrl + Alt + Del diet. Control your portions Alter your attitude Delete shitty people from your life I'm down six pounds and a narcissist this week. 9:50 PM · 5/18/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - lan Dukes Pandemic Accepter @ianpauldukes "more like shelter in pleasure" i say to myself spreading refried beans on a triscuit 7:57 AM · 5/15/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Chelle @Fab_Mommy- My daughters level of lazy is that they now text me from their room to tattle on each other. Should I just start a zoom meeting, or?? 10:50 AM · 5/18/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Serendipity @serendipitydon1 Have you ever been petting an animal with ONE hand, and the animal looks at you as if to say, "you know you have TWO hands, right, you selfish sunuvabitch?" 5:23 PM · 5/16/20 · Twitter for Android

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Purple - Me looking through my wardrobe remembering the time I when I used to give a f*ck about what I looked like

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Text - Christy @CheeseDaydreams "I am a strong and powerful woman," | whisper. The jelly lid refuses to budge. I feel my patience slipping, and want to slam the jar on the counter, but strong and powerful women don't do that. They just scowl and maybe take Xanax. 8:15 PM · 5/18/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Jules @julcasagrande I'm "I used to send messages on a piece of paper" years old. 8:30 PM · 5/18/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix BREAKING NEWS CHEESECLOTH DOES NOT TASTE LIKE CHEESE I REPEAT CHEESECLOTH DOES NOT TASTE LIKE CHEESE 4:53 AM · 5/18/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - I'M NOT A The Spicy Disaster Mama @spicydisasterma НOT MESS I'ma Spicy DISASTER My kid sees me wearing a postpartum diaper once and never says a thing. A year later randomly shouts to the McDonald's cashier "my mom wears diapers!" 10:38 PM · 5/17/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Crow Magnom @distracted_monk The great impromptu metaphor of my life was the time I struggled to open that 2-pack of deodorant and dropped it in the toilet. 6:05 PM · 5/18/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - ÇalliopeMoon. @chellemybell22 I want to lie in a bathtub full of Skittles. 12:23 PM · 5/18/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Jordyn Armour @survivingmommy_ I may be 30 something and have 4 kids but I still live dangerously. Like, I never measure the bleach when doing laundry and often I stay up until 3am watching reality shows so yes, you could say I'm a badass. 9:15 AM · 5/18/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Roxi Horror @roxiqt I don't want to go to restaurants. I don't want to get a hair cut. I want to live in a lighthouse that is haunted by the ghost of an old sea captain. 7:52 PM · 5/18/20 · TweetDeck

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Text - Bry, Thor of Coffee 4 8 @architextbry Hear me out, a fridge water dispenser but for iced coffee. 12:45 PM · 5/18/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - kendra @kendraaaleighh A guy at my gym works at a psychiatric hospital he was talking about it and i was like "omg yes and..." hella relating and he asked "how do you know all that??" s i was like..."i did an internship aha" which was actually more of an involuntary hold in 2012 but really whos to say

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Product - mal @sv6styles no brian he did not go to our highschool in alabama 2:011 ull5GE BrianAverySECStarplayer TODAY BRIANAVERYSECSTARPLAYEROOO Did he go to our School?

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Product - lil estaban @lilestaban Google when was ladder invented ALL SHOPPING NEWS IMAGES VIDEOS MA 1862 people in 1861: emy stock photo IE BBC uk » objects A History of the World Object : The ladder II

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Furniture - boo @boopyape just ordered so i can finally have some deep afternoon napS Virco 3000 Series Chair Combo, Tablet Arm Top, Navy Seat and Back, Sandstone Top, Chrome Frame 3 Colors: Navy/Sandstone $72142 & FREE Shipping

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Soil - Melanin Deficient Jawn @zsnake8 I made this Bird Feeder COME GET YALL COME GET YALL SEEDS SU33S

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Product - Da Don @agentcodyblacks Dominos needs a sitcom PIZZA IS COMING

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Text - Essential Ramona Flowers @heyitslo25 Call me when you get home so l know that you are safe Celtic Gearrchaile @OSUmommaDOC · 15h Let's see what you got.... Say "I love you" without using those three words, go. 9:49 PM · 5/18/20 · Twitter for Android

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Fifteen ‘Four Elements’ Memes That Offer A Dumb Play On Words

We recently put out a gallery of Avatar memes, but these get a little more specific with the elements of the four nations (air, water, fire, and earth). They involve incredibly dumb, groan-worthy plays on words, and we’re secretly kind of into it. Scroll down for some examples!

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Hair - Hair Hwater Hfire Hearth

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Photo caption - Together, the Flavorbenders can open the gates to flavor town FLAVORBENDERS GUY FIERI MAN AQUA MALE EARTH FELLA AIR

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The TWEN 320 Bel-Air Y20 The Fresh Prince The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air of Bel-Water MG The Fresh Prince The Fresh Prince of Bel-Fire of Bel-Earth

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Community - Tony Blair Tony Blwater Tony Blfire Tony Blearth getty mages Son Dmp PA

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Human - Claire Clwatere Clfiree Clearthe PANS DEVNR

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Laptop - Macbook Air Macbook Water Мacbook Fire Macbook Rock

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Facial expression - Fire Mark Watermark gettyimages Chip Samodevila Ae Mark Indoaesia Air mark Earth mark

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Brown bear - Bair Bwater Bfire Вearth

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Text - hair hwater H hearth hfire

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Soil - Stair Stearth Stfire Stwater

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Vehicle - Long ago, the 4 Chnations lived together in harmony Chair Chearth Chwater Chfire

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Movie - Chair Chwater Chearth 降去神通 Chfire CHAVATAR THE LAST Chairbender.

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Toilet - Long ago four nations lived together in harmony..

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Chair - Chearth Chair Chwater Chfire

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Fictional character - The four elements Earth Air Fire Water

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Pointless Posts For Those Who Just Need A Laugh

Even though the days all seem to blend together at this point, it’s good to have designated breaks just to feel sane. We hope these memes can help you relax for a bit!

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Text - "Leave the peach cobbler in the kitchen alone," mother would say, going upstairs. But I couldn't help myself. I sneaked in and watched him. Watched him make his stupid little peach shoes, taunting. "Nobody's going to wear those," I'd say. "They're stupid." But on he worked.

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Photo caption - LOOK IT'S THE GUY WHO THROWS M&Ms OVER THE FENCE [adult [adult

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Text - szuddenly you think you want me to shut up? i have to listen to myself even when im not talking tooiconic wow this is a fucking mood

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Swimming pool - Beverly My sisiter in law died in a fire, her Bible was beside her bed on a stand, not a burn mark on the Bible....Awesome...miracle from God... Yesterday at 8:31 PM Like 6 8 Reply Bible God Sister in law love Pucking

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Hair - When you're winning the argument with facts and they start attacking you personally instead of addressing the topic.

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Text - your bff alex @psybermonkey King's men: sorry your highness...we couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again King (drunk af): let the horses try

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Photo caption - LIVE breakyourownnews.com BREAKING NEWS CHAINSAW BEARS REACH USA 12:52 FUCKING BEARS WITH FUCKING CHAINSAWS FOR FUCKING HANDS WTF

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Airplane - When you need to trigger all the conspiracy therorists on your friends list at once. Flying chemtrail-spreading 5G masts, shooting vaccines

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Mineral - You've heard of boneless chicken. But I present to you chickenless bones

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People - Then George said "Yall can tax this dick" and started the first boogaloo Boogalations 7: 4

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Font - AT LAST WE WILL REVEAL OURSELVES TO THE JEDI

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Cat - catitolovers @catitolovers She said ;3

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Transport - A man hurled racist slurs and a punch at a FedEx driver then died after he was punched back FedEx Express fedex.com bLAck pARty @blackxparty Damn, he sent him to God. Same day shipping.

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Text - When you come back from Chernobyl and check on your dick There is another

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Text - I indentify with tinkerbell a lot because she needs attention or she dies and that's pretty much me

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Animated cartoon - Clara's in self-isolation @ramencult Joe Exotic is Steve Irwin's Wario

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Hair - MAYBE SHE'S BORN WITH IT BUSH'S BEST Maple BAKED BEANS MAYBE IT'S MAPLE BEANS

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Adaptation - So he was like you've turned her against me and I was like the fuck you gonna do about it Anakin

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Organism - Rare photos of me jumping to conclusions

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Text - Tatum Saunders @50FirstTates Remember to sanitize your hands and then sanitize the caps of your sanitizer. And then sanitize your hands again from touching the caps and then 11:33 AM · 3/26/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Mammal - synapsid-taxonomy Me: The Tasmanian devil is a voracious predator and should not be engaged with Also me: Heehoo pupper

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Head - me: rips up my drawing cause i messed it up the guy im tattooing:

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People - When you're getting roasted by your friends and you have to pretend they didn't just hit you in your biggest insecurity I care not

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Nature - The beans are growing nicely this year

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Pug - me sneaking into the kitchen with no pants on at 2:24 am to eat shredded cheese

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Green - oh hi Mark

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Cartoon - online best-friend parent Is this a wanted criminal

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Fish - You may be thinking "oh jeebz somebondy help! that guy is drownin fear not: he uses his gills to breathe underwater

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Facial hair - Hello there IIM General Da Vinci

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Text - @olivia_vault Keto people will eat a full block of cream cheese a day and be like this is actually much healthier than even thinking about a slice of bread 12:27 PM · 4/3/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Crab - Are you just gonna scroll past me without saying yee-claw What in crustacean

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Reptile

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Cartoon - Me: Washing a spoon The Spoon: nokubusmemcloved Full Counter!

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Fish - i want my life H2-Over to be

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Hair - me: so what disease do i have? nurse: you have Alzhe- me: I don't remember asking you a god damn thing.

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Cartoon - BUT WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT I? IT'S A tWO-PARTY SYSTEM YOU HAVÉ TO VOE FOR ONE OF US.

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Eighteen Groan-Worthy Pun Memes

These pun-laden memes are for people who like terrible jokes. So whether you’re a dad or a dad at heart, we think you’ll definitely find these worth an eye-roll and a hearty chuckle. And lastly, we want to thank PunHub for many of these, so go check ’em out here!

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Grocery store - You wanna box for those, Sir? Soy Jerky Nah, I hate violence. Is it cool if I just pay with my card?

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Product - 2/5 Do you have any books on turtles? Hard back? Yeah, with little heads. Pun hub

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Product - Me: *making out with girlfriend on the couch* Her: You wanna take this to the bedroom? Me: Aight l'll grab this end, you get the other

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Facial expression - I'm sorry sir, your dad was pronounced dead. @PunHubOnline I can't believe i've been pronouncing it wrong all this time. Pun hub

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Facial expression - Will you be long? I'm coming over Yes.

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Product - What seems to be the problem, Mary? It hurts when I do this Then don't do that

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Hair dryer - You know the drill, right? Yes Milwaukee 12 Hi, it's nice to see you again

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Product - Is this good for wasps? No, it kills them. WASP NEST

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Meal - Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avacados get six They had avacodos

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Product - How do you think we keep the cars here so shiny? Polish? Sorry sir, Jak myślisz, jak trzymamysamochody tutaj tak błyszczące? buts

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Facial expression - My wife is going into labour what should i do? Is this her first child? OPuniHubOnline No, this is her husband Pun hub

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Clothing - When someone asks how much money I have in the bank:

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Job - Can you perform under pressure? No, but I can try Bohemian Rhapsody OPuntubonline Pun hub

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Face - What is your favourite month? July PonHubontine Why july? I didn't lie Pur

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Facial expression - @PunHubOnline Have you met my daughter Beth? And what's Beth short for? Because she's only three. Pun AMERICASBESTPICS.COM

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Police officer - Cop: seen anything unusual? Me: a dolphin with a hat once Cop: I mean around here Me: nah they live in water

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Face - Oh No! our neighbour died! Who, Ray? I don't think cheering is appropriate, Karen

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People - Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is? @Puntubonline No sun

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Fifty Random Memes That Made Us Snicker

Whatever you’re doing, stop and look at these incredibly important memes. You won’t regret it, probably. And while we’re at it, click here for some more miscellaneous entertainment! You’re welcome.

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Dog - WeRateDogs® @dog_rates This is Honey. She wants you to spot the difference between these two pics. It's very subtle so please take your time. 13/10

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Headgear - My cat loves sitting in pants so when i have nothing to do i wear extra pants

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Cat - After a couple months of quarantine, I understand why cats sleep all day.

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Dog - I saw my favorite dog outside the grooming salon yesterday. She looked shocked that I don't live in the salon 24/7

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Adaptation - Big Hero 6 was such an underrated movie that got overshadowed by Frozen. It did not receive the credit that it so rightfully deserved

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Skin - My 2020 relationship status.

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Sign - SPEED LIMIT 30 CYOUR SPEED HIGH SCORE

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Yellow - Did You Know ? ? ? Egg Cooking Times 2 MINS 4 MINS 6 MINS 8 MINS @90smujeriego let it boil till i say oh shit the egg

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Text - Jackie @omggjackiee WHAT DO PPL DO IN THE SHOWER FOR 45 min+???????????? PETER @OkigboHTX Concerts, meet and greets, cry, overthink, arguments. You name it.

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Text - [Pitching a movie idea to Walt Disney] "Alright so there's an adorable little deer..." Walt Disney: Kill his mom

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Text - Mother Of Sarcasm @SarcasmMother If snails are so slow, how come nobody sees them coming? It's always like bam, there's a snail

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Green - Me IHOP waitresses callin me baby

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Text - a gender reveal party where its just you and your partner in a doctors office and you ask your doctor what the gender of your baby is and then they tell you and then you go home

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Poster - When you turn your light off and try to find your bed

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Product - YOUR PHONE WHEN YOU SAYYOU WANT TO BUYSOMETHING e reddit

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Text - Beefy @NotYourBacon *talks to myself* "Why am I talking to myself? I should stop" I say, while talking to myself...

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Dog - i took a pic of my dog using the wide angle lens and i-

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Dog - You're going to hear a little pawp

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Text - 1st rule of family gatherings always bring your own vehicle so you can leave when you want.

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Internet meme - WHEN IT COMES TO CORONAVIRUS IF YOU SHOUT GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH IF YOU COULD CHOOSE YOUR OWN DEATH, NOT SOMEONÉ ELSE'S, THAT'D BE GREAT

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Text - why-cant-cordy-stay: them: the film industry has really been going downhill lately :/ it's all sequels and franchises, nothing's any good- me: + Uno: The Movie (2016) 2h 44min I Action, Comedy, Drama i 30 Novermber 2016 (USA) 10 Rate 430 This At the end of a workday, the only thing anybody wants to do is go home. Unfortunately, that won't be happening tonight. Five co- workers play a game of UNO with ridiculous rules, and it . See full summary UNG Stars: Jeremy Dooley, Katherine Dooley, G

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Text - guess who's awesome and can make it through quarantine

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Adaptation - You know you're getting old when ripped jeans reminds you of pot holes.

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Cartoon - Archaeologists are just grave robbers with a degree

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Product - Someone just threw this tub of mayo at me... What the Hellman. HELLMAN REAL

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Text - Mother Of Sarcasm @SarcasmMother Americans protesting against Coronavirus are the reasons some labels read "do not iron your clothes while wearing them"

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Games - What #legos do when we aren't looking. 000

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Organism - Everyone kept trying to tell me0 was missing out by being single, but now they're all in quarantine thinking twice.

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Photo caption - The Government: Please stay inside People who never jogged before in their lives:

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Product - She's found a new spot in my car lol lalo (75%) @kingbrujx a pup holder

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Dog breed - When Netflix asks if I'm still watching. I'm up. I washn't shleeping.

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Face - me watching my phone ring tilli miss the call

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Smoking - The button on my jeans watching me eat another snack

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Mammal - LOL I'M A DUCK QUACK QUACK MemeCenter.com

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Text - thesinisstronginthisone Me: okay, we got stuff to do today, let's go! My body: sweet! we're out of energy btw Me: ??? I just woke up??? My body: yeah uh well you see we kinda, forgot to make energy Me: My body: Me: My body: Me: you FORGOT-

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Cartoon - Nobody: Minecraft:

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Text - The four horsemen of things that would be impossible to count: Stars in the sky Sand grains on a beach Tabs open on my moms phone Atoms in the buman body

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Text - Joro Marinov @ForsiMarinov The #coronavirus situation in my country is so desperate, that sanitarry staff is forced to clean public toilets more than once in a century. 6:36 PM · May 14, 2020 · Twitter Web App

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Bus - School buses with WiFi are helping children connect to the internet and bridge the technology divide SCHOOL BUS AN SOPL SERICES Well, we were lucky if our bus had heat when I was a kid.

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Text - Dylan Farella @dfarella I put the 'no' in 'l'Il let you know'

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Car - 78 78 Stephen. We're going 78 mph.

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Text - Jo @JoanNatson Small weekend is over.. now entering big weekend

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Fictional character - When you accidentally step on your dogs tail and it does that sad whimper What..have I done

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Muscle - Muscles make the body move. Red YouTube progress bar Grey YouTube progress bar

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Animation - When you don't know anyone at the party but there's a dog

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Text - When you upvote the 'it ain't much but it's honest work' memes because they always get hated on. It ain't much, but it's honest work made with mematic

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Text - Ароcalypse: 2021 The dyslexic Mayan who wrote 2012:

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Thirty Random Memes To Help Pass The Time

Memes really are a genius concept if you think about it. They serve as the preferred method of communication for many Millennials, and they’re a form of art. And lucky for you, we have as many memes as you could possibly ever want!

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Organism - so i got a notification from our security camera that someone was at the front door DANK Ren @GamelikeEA Buzz him in lol

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Text - mechalesbian there are two types of pet owners: 1. my baby!!! my fucking cinammon apple!!!! 2. naughty boy. ugly. stinky bastard man. thomcifer Bold of you to assume this is not the same person.

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Font - How multiple choice answers look when you don't study for the exam.

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Head - When you wake up realizing that you have 4 minutes to get sober, get dressed and make it to work

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Text - Classmate: How did you do on the exam? Me: Im not sure, I answered every question though. D BE C LKUMH ORST MRY

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Newspaper - Cats rule Pelev nte 國 國上 CHINAIAANAAIAAAAAAIAAANNANANAMA NESSA. CO Advisers vow to bo bo be to bɔ boo bo bo bo bo be bo bo bo be to b tobe to to btoto b to b lolaita 空时空控腔性性空控空性嫩性 说与球与理与那与球与与限与有与与 Cybersecurity law makes perfect sense monstersandhellhounds: nedoiko: creepydear: memeguy-com: CHINAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAA Advisors vow to bobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobbo Is this dub step?

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Text - Wife: wtf is this pile of clothes doing on the floor? Me: I struck down a Jedi. W: god I hate you. M: yes, use your hate

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Text - Alex Pettijohn @98fireball Tused to think coffee was a grown-up drink. Then I thought alcohol was a grown up drink. Now I have finally achieved full enlightenment to understand that it is water that is the grown-up drink

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Text - Archaeologists have discovered an ancient mosaic skeleton that says "enjoy your life" EYÖP CYNOD ancient Greek to, "Be cheerful, enjoy your life." Described as a "reckless skeleton" for his YOLO-inciting philosophies, the

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Product - The longer you look, the worse it gets... OY

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Clock - www.dayclocks.com SUNDAY THURSDAY WEDNESDAY Patent D433348 MONDAY SATURDAY ESDAY FRIDAY

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Text - william crooks @willycrooks do u guys eat ur burgers with or without the peel? URGER SE CHE

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Text - When you're about to take an exam you haven't studied for YOU ARE ABOUT TO WITNESS THE STRENGTH OF STREET KNOWLEDGE

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Door - My account Me Guêssing my own fucking password adam.the.creator

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Wheel - Elon Musk presents the new Tesla electric motorcycle:

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Text - When you see this on street, f/Sarcasmlol You have 2 seconds to decide, Being a civilized citizen or Test your free kick skills

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Text - William Wang @cowboylnNY The most Chinese story today. A man in Guangxi paid 2m to have a competitor killed. The guy kept half, hired another for 1m, then another until the 5th was hired for 100k. Figured not worth to kill for so little, he contacted the target trying to fake a death. All 6 in jail now.

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Text - ruby @medievaliszt Теа: - calming - many flavours - the answer to all problems Coffee: - Anxiety Juice™ - 3 heartbeats for the price of 1 - more than 4 cups and you can talk to electricity

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Running - Run Run as Administrator

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Cat - When u hit snooze 23 times and now have 3 minutes to leave the house Btaylormeno

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Nail - When she wants the P 6 82 PIZZA CHOCOLATE CRUNCH CAN CHICKEN WINGS FINALLY @PizzaProposals WORKING MEN THNING CAP Domino's

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Text - Artist: I think I'm going to add a baby to my next painting. Student: Have you ever seen a baby before? Artist: No. It's cool. I'll wing it.

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Text - bloy @Bloy Met a really hot girl who was half japanese half philipino. Think i ruined it by constantly callin her a jalepeno. 4:28 AM 11/28/09 Twitter Web Client bloy @Bloy update: we got married 7:31 PM · 12/17/19 · Twitter for iPhone

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Rat - Meet The Rat Who's Paid Minimum Wage To Chew Holes In Kanye's $3000 T-Shirts aboveaverage.com fozmeadows Peak capitalism is not immediately knowing if this is satire

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Text - me sacrificing my entire career for 8 extra mins of sleep

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Food - ever see something and think: "holy shit, that is violently American"

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Dish - (all beef hotdog fried in a cornmeal tempura and garnished with a tomato reduction) Redneck Sushi ! «Redneck Sushľ ya digg?

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Photo caption - Me watching people walk towards the elevator as I calmly and repeatedly press the "close" button CLASSCAL ART MOCS

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Text - i'm gonna do this wack ass crash diet vogue printed in the 70s and die WINE AND EGGS/3 days / loss: 5 lbs (2.5 k.) I egg, hard-boiled I glass white wine (dry, preferably Chablis) Black coffee Breakfast: 2 eggs, hard-boiled is best, but poached if necessary 2 glasses white wine Black coffee Lunch: 5 oz. (150 g.) steak, grilled with black pepper, lemon juice Remainder of white wine (one bottle allowed per day) Black coffee Dinner:

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Text - James Breakwell O @XplodingUnicorn My father-in-law told everyone to be quiet so he could say grace. My 2-year-old howled like a wolf. She worships the old gods. 5:23 PM 26 Dec 16

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