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Sleepy Memes For The Perpetually Exhausted

This gallery is for everyone who is constantly tired. Whether you’re an emotionally sapped victim of these weird times, an exhausted thirty-something, a weary parent, or a sleep-deprived teenager, we’re willing to bed that these memes will resonate with you. Sleepy memes may not give you the rest you crave, but they will feel pretty damn relatable.

 

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Text - The best thing about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all around your bed: left, right or middle. @YourTango

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Text - Jazmin @JazminsThoughts You ever take a nap so good that you thought you missed the school bus. But it's Sunday...and you're 32. GIF

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Photo caption - I am WAY too sleep-deprived to deal with youn negativity right now boydonttemptme me constantly Source: petaledpout #everyday ifunny.co

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Text - HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON'T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES.

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Cat - Who wants to sleep like a baby? I want to sleep like a cat.

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Text - geekandmisandry My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me "don't worry, it's getting better" in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man. "Why are you American?" I asked, to which I got: "Sorry, it's getting better" in a stereotypical posh English accent. "Why are you English?" I asked, amused. "What is he normally?" He managed to ask. "He? You're not anyone else, you're you." "Ugh, me" was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent be

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Text - @btchface_ what's the most dangerous game to play? jamee. @JayWiick "Imma just wake up early and do it then"

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Text - Dad Bod Time Machine DB @TimeBod Going to bed at a decent hour Pros: -feel more energized -more productive during the day -generally happier Cons: -l apparently don't value any of those things

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Face - When you turn your pillow over to the cold side

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Text - Set your alarm for 3 a.m., wake up, and write the first thing that comes to mind. thewritingfortress: File Ede Viewrsen Format Tool Table Heip Times New Roman 12 God I fucking wish I was aslep. This was a terrible idea. bombhills-notcountries: I don't know why this made me laugh so hard hahahah

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Text - uhrair my boyfriend talks in his sleep and I wish it was just cute gibberish but instead it's TERRIFYING. so far, he has: - grabbed me by the shoulder and put his hand over my mouth at 3am and pointed to the wall, whispering "do you see it? the barbed wire." - woken me up and muttered "he's here" while staring at my bedroom door - rolled over last night and said "you don't know what's out there. You don't know what's in the swamp." he's taken like 20 years off my life. uhrair on a less te

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Technology - Believe me, l'd rather slip into something a bit more comfortable, like a fucking coma. Source: doctorfvckingw..

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White - does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder SLEEPY TIRED Us.

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Text - I'M ALREADY TIRED TOMORROW.

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Text - I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? Ernest Hemingway

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Text - boss: why were you late today? guy: because sleep is amazing and being an adult is terrifying boss: ok, true @mo_wad

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Text - i have two moods: sleep is for the weak sleeping for a week

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Text - Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don't waste the day Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd

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Text - Me trying to figure out if my exhaustion is due to lack of sleep, iron deficiency or laziness

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Facial expression - PHONE, IS IT NEARLY TIME TO GET UP? Phone: Well, since you asked so nicely @YoshiAvacado ALARM!!

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Medical imaging - "When was the last time you had a decent nights sleep?" Me: 24HZ 5/2 70/1 SP

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Text - "Where do you want to be in 10 years time" Me: No Alarms

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Text - wolf pupy @wolfpupy i hit the hay all day mother fucker. 24 hour sleep cycle. if you awake you a fake. its bed time bitch 10/20/13, 11:34 AM 2,643 RETWEETS 2,806 FAVORITES t7 armagetsome This is going to be my senior quote

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Text - MY BRAIN Day time Night time PEPUSYSE ICOM YNOEX 5)E intel. pentium" INTEL® CORET 17 17-7700K SR33A 4.20GHZ L645H374 .....

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Text - Starlie. hi, WeLcOMe to aduLTHOOD you'LL BE ConSANTLY Tired EXCEPT RIGHT befoRe you NEed to go to SLEEP

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Cartoon - Yeah, l'd say l'm great in bed I can sleep for days

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Face - When you wake up and realize your alarm never went off

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Cartoon - SO TURED EVEN MY EYE BAGS-HAVE BAGS NYAAAHH SO HEANYYY

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Text - The most disturbing thing about accidentally waking up at 4am is realising some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.

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Text - lamNOTdead Just tired ugly PLEASE LET ME SLEEP!! ilyasaurus Reblog if you, too, are not dead- only tired and ugly. duckandorpenguin same

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Text - abutterflyobsession me: I will do things when I am less tired me: *never becomes less tired* me: oh no thatwritergirlsblog I have never seen anything more accurate in my life

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Text - | am 22 and still pretend to be asleep when someone comes to my room so they dont bother me. l am not ashamed. I am empowered by my many talents, like deceit.

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