Distressed Dude Turns To Reddit After Discovering A Very Crappy Relationship Issue

Well, sh*t. One very shook gentleman took to Reddit after discovering that his girlfriend was wiping her butt with his gym socks. The entire situation is insane, and after she explains herself it gets even more crazy. Could you stay with your significant other if you found out they’d been using your socks to clean their bottoms? 

Well, sh*t. One very shook gentleman took to Reddit after discovering that his girlfriend was wiping her butt with his gym socks. The entire situation is insane, and after she explains herself it gets even more crazy. Could you stay with your significant other if you found out they’d been using your socks to clean their bottoms? 

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Live Out Your Dream Of Becoming A Chicken With Chicken Leg Stockings

Finally! You can live out your fantasy of becoming a chicken with novelty chicken-leg stockings! The hilarious socks will without a doubt break the ice and be the center of any (and every) conversation you’ll have while wearing them. Are you ready for all that attention and responsibility? 

If yes, you can find the amazing stockings here on Amazon! The best part? They’re less than $10! Don’t be chicken…be a chicken! 

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Funny Times October 2019 Issue

Cartoons about Environment . Treasures . Birdfeeders . Cats . Halloween . Social Media . Witches . Fashion .  and more!

With cartoons by:  Isabella Bannerman, Lynda Barry, Bizarro, Harry Bliss, Ruben Bolling, Matt Bors, Martin Bucella, Jack Compère, Todd Condron, Dave Coverly,  J.C. Duffy, Bob Eckstein, Chuck Finley, Martha Gradisher, Judy Horacek, John Jonik, John Kastner, Ham Khan, Keith Knight, L.J. Kopf, Peter Kuper, Mary Lawton, Scott Masear, Brian McFadden, Chris Monroe, P.S. Mueller, Drew Panckeri, Mark Parisi, Joel Pett, Rina Piccolo, Hilary Price, Ted Rall, Leigh Rubin, Crowden Satz, Maria Scrivan, Jim Shoenbill, Jen Sorensen, Mark Stivers, Tom Toles, Tom Tomorrow, Shannon Wheeler, Chris Wildt, Ken Wilkie, Matt Wuerker, Zippy … and lots more!

In This Issue:

When The Last Kid Moves Out
By Raymond Lesser

The Borowitz Report
By Andy Borowitz

Greenwashing The White House
By Will Durst

Beyond 2525
By Jim Nolan

Exit Through The Gift Shop
By Gretchen Volk

Feed The Birds
By Jackie Allison

Stories From The Cat House
By Tim Jones

How To Debate A Topic On The Internet
By Janet Periat

President Delivers Rally Speech Naked, No One Notices
By Chris Hume

Useful New Use-By And Warning Labels
By Howard Zaharoff

The Way It’s Done
By Billie B. Little

Looking Good, Dad!
By Peter McKay

Trendlandia
By Robert Moll

PLUS:

Cartoons about Halloween
Wrapping Our Minds Around Alzheimer’s – a special feature by Ted Rall
Curmudgeon looks at Cats
Dave Maleckar’s 100 Word Rant
News Of The Weird
Harper’s Index
Cartoons about Witches
News & Political Cartoons
Cartoons about Entertainment

More Funny Stuff …

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