Twitter Reacts To AOC’s Smash-Hit Among Us Twitch Stream

Last night Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez hosted her debut Twitch stream of an epicAmong Us session with some popular streamers, including Rep. Ilhan Omar, Pokimane, DrLupo, HasanAbi, Disguised Toast, Corpse, and more. The stream peaked at 430k views, making it the third most-watched Twitch stream ever after Ninja and Shroud. Bernie Sanders’ and Donald Trump’s streams didn’t even come close. 

Twitter was largely smitten with AOC and her genuine enjoyment of the game. After a first round of getting a feel for it, she quickly proved she was a natural. Of course, the spectacle wasn’t just about fun and games. AOC took the opportunity to talk about healthcare and encourage the audience to vote (she is a politician, after all). Many on Twitter found the stream to be a refreshing new take on a political rally that managed to avoid feeling too contrived or cringe. A few meme-minded tweeters did their thing and photoshopped AOC into some less wholesome gameplay, including a certain infamous PewDiePie moment. We’ve collected some of the top Twitter highlights and reactions to the viral stream.

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‘Dinosaur Earth’ Meme Account Argues Earth Is Actually Dinosaur-Shaped

If you spend way too much time on the internet like we do, you’ve probably heard about the ‘flat earth‘ theory, but what do you know about dinosaur earth? Two years ago, an Instagram account called @dinosaurearth began posting memes that satirize the flat earth mindset and they’ve been going hard ever since. The concept is reminiscent of the first well-known internet trolls of belief systems, the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The ‘Dinosaur Earth Society’ also have a Twitter account, where they often flaunt their rivalry with @FlatEarthOrg. As meme savants, we have deep respect for @dinosaurearth’s dedication to throwing their spin on nearly every meme format in existence. We’ve put together twenty-one of the funniest @dinosaurearth posts for the (dinosaur) world to see. 

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Mommy Group Facebook Posts That Range From Cringey To Full Karen

As younger people abandon Facebook for Instagram and TikTok, it seems like we’re more aware of all the crazies that frequent the social networking site. Some of the best places to find unhinged and ignorant people are mommy/parenting groups. There’s an overwhelming number of Covid-19 nonbelievers, people who do extremely weird sh*t with breast milk, and of course – lots of talk of essential oils. If the children are our future, and they’re being raised by these people, we might be more screwed than we thought. 

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Text - Yesterday at 4:26 PM • A When having an unassisted birth if something goes wrong do you call an ambulance ? Also how long do you wait to call the ambulance, I'm a dog midwife so if the dog doesn't push the second pup out within 4 hours you take her in to the emergency vet. So like is there anything with humans ?

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Text - 2:28 facebook So thinking a protest to open playgrounds in is needed...anyone else agree? I am not want to start things like this but come on...the least affected by Covid but forced out of all activities. They are not planning opening playgrounds until July 1 and maybe not even then! Our kids need outside play and other cities around us have opened. I know I can easily take my kids to other playgrounds but we rely on walking to them. We as parents should be the ones to decide what is saf

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Text - this is just absurd. I want all adults to get exercise and am all for it. But if there's one thing this Mama Bear has had enough of during this situation, it's the KIDS being robbed of their rights because they don't have a voice. Adults who are allowed to go to restaurants and grocery stores and work and lap swim could also be the highest risk people for covid, while the extremely extremely low risk kids are punished and not allowed to do the low risk and healthy life-giving activities t

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Text - I currently have covid 19 and I'm 15 weeks. But my symptoms were not bad at all, and I'm actually back at work even though I'm positive and me and baby are just fine 47m Like Reply

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Text - Replies Children under 12 shouldn't wear a mask, especially under 5. The mask truly doesn't help anyways and restricts their airways! Don't waste your time. Maybe tell your children they are super heroes who don't have to wear one because the rest are villains. Or something funny. Lol 18 9h Like that is what I was thinking! He wants to wear it which I find funny but I like your idea! 9h Like Agreed with all of this! 8h Like 2

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Text - 23:26 tacebook 9+ 21 23 hrs Facebook Mentions So... I am the meanest mom ever... Like... Ever. Took the kids to Dairy Queen after dinner. They ordered their dessert choices and we waited about 5 minutes for them to call out our number. The young lady (maybe 17) handed each child their ice cream. Not one looked her in the eye. Not one said thank you. Not to her, not to me... So I waited. I counted to 10 in my head as they dug into their ice cream and the young lady just looked at me (proba

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Text - Does anyone have any solid research on using essential oils for toddlers? My son's OCD is becoming a huge struggle for him and I would so much rather try something natural over medicating like his pediatrician is pushing for. But I feel like everything I'm seeing for oils under the age of 6/7 is so conflicting! Any tips on where to find good info? O Like Comment

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Text - I hope NO store MAKES me wear a mask. I am sorry but with my medical problems I REFUSE to wear a mask. A mask will make me MUCH sicker. I talked to an employee the other day in Wal-mart and she told me since wearing a mask she now has dizzy spells and headaches. She said she has been MUCH sicker wearing a mask. I told her it is because she probably can't breathe in the darn thing. O

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Finger - 9 hrs · 9 Hi guys , sorry about the pic. I was wondering if something like this (silicone rubber) could be used as an arm made with a shoulder for children that are forced to vaccinate, thoughts?

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Text - 10:22 & 6 al 72% Posts 48 mins • E Have any of you mamas had any luck with putting potato in the sock of your child to really pull out any sickness?ceu O Like Comment 1 rep! I did with my husband. He had a fever and was vomiting (a couple years back) and I did this. The next morning he woke up feeling better. 01 44m Like Reply

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Text - ott Pa IVIUI.. 3 hrs · A Would you want your teen child put on psych medication after attempting suicide? What holistic and natural ways would you approach healing trauma to address suicidal thoughts depression ptsd? My 13 yo daughter is coming home from impatient after taking a bottle pills last weekend. I would honestly try oils! I can give you a website where people write their testimonials and maybe you can find something there. http://www.oil-testimonials.com/ Essential Oil & Aromath

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Text - created a poll i 59 mins Should our children be forced to learn to use Arabic numerals as part of their mandatory curriculum? Yes Votes No votes 46 88 Comments O Like Comment

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Text - 3 days ago So, I wish these teachers would do this to make my life easier. these teachers should get our child a laptop, give them access to wifi, set up a ONE ON ONE tutorial for our kid to complete their homework, text them a reminder of their scheduled time the night before, and THEN an actual WAKE UP CALL once they're late?! .... who agrees with me? I miss school. I miss teachers #Respectusparents 14 O 14 O 26

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Text - Hi can you please post anonymously? Hi everyone, I have a kid starting Ki GD in the fall. The idea that they wont be opening and will continue distance learning is not an option for me. My husband is an essential worker and I have a full time job so being home with two young kids while working at a demanding job is not sustainable. I am thinking about starting a class action lawsuit against EESD and the state as they are blocking the education of my 5 year old who will likely not get much

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Text - 5:08 1 •.. I think boys and men should look like boys and men. There is already so much going against these roles in this world today. Something as easy as cutting their hair to allow them to stand apart is important !! 12 5h Like Reply says who? LIKE керту What? 5h Like Reply .what? 5h Like Reply Thats just my opinion. Gender has become very fluid these days and I don't agree with it. I believe God created men and women to be unique and very different from one another including in the wa

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Skin - About 2 days ago, I fell asleep with the window open and got mosquito bites. So did my son. But mines cleared up and my sons is now bigger! It originally was the size of maybe a dime 2 days ago now it's about a dollar quarter size. Is it infected? Should I be concerned? I thought that if I took the day to put medications and gauze on it that it was somewhat help .. but here we are. Also, if it matters. He's VERY clumsy. Falls at least 10 times a day, so when it's began to scab he's fallen

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Text - Has 5 mins Is it safe to have house keeper back ?1 am desperate can't clean anymore 1 Comment Like Comment hal Following. Totally in the same boat!

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Text - 1 hr · A Any mommas wipe pumped milk all over their face after a shower? No? Just me? Okay. O Like Comment 1

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Font - 7:47 93% Posts Moderator • 3 hrs We fixed the shitty viral meme going around. Enjoy hoars #admin Choose Formula Breastmilk Not Loved Loved Breast IS Best O Like Comment b45 View previous comments Write a comment... (GIF FB/Sanctimommies

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Text - 1:55 O 86° 4G 94% 3 facebook 5 nrs • K How many you ask your partner to leave so you can give birth? I feel like having to consider him in things is stalling my labor. He hasn't done any research or if he has then he doesnt talk to me about any of it. It feels like he expects me to walk him through everything and it's honestly a huge hang up for me because I have a ton of resentment and anger towards him. I was thinking how healing this birth could be for us and blah blah blah but to be h

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Text - 1 min • Hi, I'm wondering if anyone has hard fact evidence that ventilators do more harm than good for the treatment of covid please? I'm looking for my mom bc she believes they are helping ppl. Thank you O Like Comment

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Text - 7:17 O 4G 65% facebook Here's where I sound judgy. But I am just trying to show how "you" are no better Just envision this. You are worried about getting sick so you wear a face mask and vinyl gloves to the grocery store. You then put items like hot pockets and soda in your cart. Not one fresh produce and nothing that resembles vegetables except the micro meal that probably has a few veggies in it. A weeks worth of food, but none of it looks like food. On top of it all you buy a carton of

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Text - Yesteruay at 7:07 pm · Serious question, I expect a serious reply. Trolls just keep to yourselves. Here goes. I have several different types of healing crystals in a silk purse, which is supposed to keep them pure. One crystal is for use when I get a headache. The other crystal comes out when I am down and need to lift my mood. Given both crystals seem to work just fine, is it remotely possible that theres a crystal which helps prevent CoVid 19 and others? Or am I expecting too much? othe

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Text - ... In times of need, don't forget there are mothers out there with spare breast milk! O Like Comment Share 17 1 share Getting a pump now to help sweet babies! 9w Like Reply I don't have much but can help 9w Like Reply Moms with coronavirus will actually have the best breastmilk to fight this shit. Antibodies LLb lol 9w Like Reply

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Text - Yesterday at 2:29 pm IT'S TIME TO CHANGE THE NARRATIVE: "Stop calling it "Quarantine". Quarantine is for the sick. This is house arrest.. Stop calling it "Social Distancing". There is nothing social about forced isolation. Stop saying "Safer at Home". Because for millions of people in abusive situations and with mental health struggles, their home is anything but safe.. Stop saying this is for the "Greater Good". No good can come from the government picking and choosing who is essential a

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So angry right now. My daughter got scanned at school today... Get this, after they played together in the playground in the morning before class. Please research the risks of this new devices they are using. If there was a Virus wouldn't you think they would be at the gate as you enter. Do not let them scan you child on the forehead where your 3rd eye is!!!! I put her in Steiner school to try and get away from all this. I feel it was very sneaky. I have told her not to consent to it and have pr

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Product - Facebook App Sponsored · O Join 8-year old fashionista, Fas she celebrates the Asian and Pacific Islander children's authors that have been keeping her entertained at home with help from THE BOOK CLUB KIDZ Facebook Group. #APAHM #MoreTogether Schoo om Hume Ciderd Tbh. I'm tired of prodigy kids. Especially now! Let them be young! Let them be curious! 7m Like Reply

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Text - ... 10 hrs Does anyone sneak breast milk into their toddlers food to give them an extra boost of vitamins? I have a little extra each day and think it would help protect against Covid? What do you think? 12 38 Comments O Like Comment I sneak my milk into scrambled eggs.. good for the whole family lol

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Text - I just think of the WW2 generation and my ancestors who fought in the American Revolution. Just for us to be told we have to wear masks and can't go to church bc of a virus with a 0.1% mortality rate? It's mind boggling! But don't get me wrong. I don't want the virus! But I also think I either had it or will get it at some point. 6. 4h Like Reply

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Fifteen Times Sarcastic Humor Flew Right Over People’s Heads

If you’re ever feeling bad about yourself, just take a stroll through the following posts from people who missed very obvious jokes. We’re pretty sure they’ll boost your self-confidence. Check out /r/woooosh for more cringe material!

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Text - Thave been thinking about this exchange all day. Every seafood restaurant in DC should have a special this week called Squid Pro Quo. t7 572 5.8K 72 Follow Replying to @JenKirkman Actually, the expression is "QUID pro quo," - not “SQUID." It's Latin. 11:13 AM - 26 Sep 2019 5 Retweets 42 Likes t 5 258 42 4:25 PM 9/26/19 Twitter Web Client

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Face - when you realize the statue of mona lisa looks like keith urban Like Page November 2 at 12:11pm- Facebook Mentions e but. Like Comment Share That's not Keith urban tho.. Imao Like Reply · 1 hr It's not the statue if Mona Lisa either. Like · Reply 1 hr Write a reply. The Mona Lisa isn't a statue either Like · Reply O1-38 mins

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People - 4G 11:49 Wear Nerd Approved NA 5 hrs They even have the same haircuts. Remember Eleven & Mike? Here they are now. Feel old yet? 489 36 Comments • 144 Shares O Like Comment A Share No no. mat's Bruce Willis as a boxer in pulp fiction on the right. Not the same movie. Lame. Write a comment...

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Text - Replies Darth Vader • 2 months ago (edited) I like this "Anakin" character... kinda wonder what happens to him 987 目63 Add a public reply... • 2 months ago Darth Vader i think he becomes a pod racer 89 2 months ago are you dumb anakin is darth vader they r the same u noob

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Text - Reacties - 1 week geleden the blonde white girl was my favourite. 648 目34 Voeg een openbare reactie toe... 5 dagen geleden They all are blonde white girls... 24

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Text - 22 minutes and 22 seconds In 2012, German freediver Tom Sietas held his breath underwater for 22 minutes and 22 seconds, besting Dane Stig Severinsen's previous Guinness record by 22 seconds. (Although Guinness still lists Severinsen as the record holder, stating he hyperventilated with oxygen before his attempt for 19 minutes and 30 seconds.) May 9, 2013 The guy who filmed "Finding Nemo" 国 Are you challenging me? [-115 points · 1 hour ago It was 3D animation you dumb fuck

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Grassland - My underground survival base, let me know what you think :) Builds Gaming Wait why is it just grass, I don't see anything underground? Reply 1 -1 ...

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Text - 14:36 4 hrs • I am trying to learn what LGBTQ+ stands for... Unfortunately nobody can give me a straight answer! You and 46 others 19 comments • 2 shares Haha Comment Share I sent you a message on LGBT detail LGETICGP Write a comment...

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Product - Can someone explain to me how they got all the ice through the small hole Imagine being this stupid 19,419 likes This is the stupidest thing ive seen more

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Product - The manager at our local IKEA is retiring, so I sent him this cake.. wheres the cake

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Text - Awise Arablc poet once sald: بقی يمن دس لمتن دق 1.4K 238 comments • 1.1K shares Libke לן Comment Share speak arabic and that's just gibberish lol

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Photo caption - it's always sad when you see someone eating alone bluecheekinha kg There's two of them.Are you blind?? APPY NEW YEA 2020

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Extreme sport - 47 mins • O Not possible obviously idiot forgot his parachute he died because the May 15 at 9:22 p.m. • O BREAKING NEWS LIVE SKYDIVER WHO FORGOT PARACHUTE CAN DIES OF CORONA VIRUS Like לח O Comment Share

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20 Cringey Karen Memes And Outbursts

Is it just us or is 2020 the year of the Karen? It seems that this cursed year has somehow emboldened entitled women despite all the ‘Karen’ backlash that we’re not ashamed to admit we’ve enjoyed. Between the coronavirus pandemic and recent protests against police brutality, every Karen has something to say. And it’s usually a massively combination of offensive, entitled, and ignorant garbage. This mix of Karen contentcovers all of those bases – with a few memes thrown in for a light chuckle. 

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Text - "We're giving children free health care, we're giving them free food, free emotional support.. That's dangerous. That's communism when you think about it." - Rebecca Friedrichs, Conservative Christian Activis PATHEOS.COM Fox News Guest: Children Don't Deserve 'Free Food' Because 'That's Communism'

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Text - The children at my son's elementary school have started referring to me as a "Karen," and mocking my chic hairstyle. Is there anything I can do in the way of legal action to prevent this? I am deeply offended. Hannah Yesterday at 3:42pm e Welp, posting a question about suing 8 year-olds is probably the wrong way to beat the stereotype Like · Comment Share lamebook.com

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Text - Randy Eudy ... 6 hrs · O Black lives DO matter but so does EVERY other color around the world.... ENOUGH SAID!!!!! Angry Omment A Share &You and 13 oths View previous cor ts... Debra Crawford Exactly right Randy!!!!!! Every life matters not just because you're black!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2h Angry Reply View 2 previous replies... Jason Lusby Oh "Debra".

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Product - Kelsey Follow This is appropriation, if a white family dressed up as black characters they would get hate, racism works both ways O - Follow Izanagi. @phnnyShady Bitch the Simpsons are yellow.

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Text - Karen's trippin because she wants a haircut, mask free. Imagine if she was black. Lord, she askin to talk to all the managers. O Like Comment Send 1 Carin Cook I will never wear a mask..l went to three different salons, found one that didn't require a mask...its not about the virus!!!!! 1 6m Like Reply Mary Jo Zavagnin Such a small thing to protect others...."NO HAIRCUT FOR YOU"! 3m Like Reply Carin Cook Mary Jo Zavagnin its ALL political... hello!!!!!!!!!! And your state sucks, ha!

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Text - She became the very thing she swore to destroy Karen General Manager

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Clothing - JEW DE O Like Comment Share 6 Sandi Burk Lordy Mercy. Imagine having those weights to haul around where you'd need damn CHAINS for Bra Straps. Do you know any men that would get that much Silicone in their 'Twins' and chance drowning somebody if they got pricked, literally? Women have a different view. I'm glad I was flat chested! @karensgoingwilds Write a comment... GIF

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Text - @missiwimberly I am So thankful businesses are opening back up. But this is what I had to look at while I got a pedicure today. Apparently my feet are contagious? It's almost more depressing to be in an environment where people act afraid to be touched than to stay home. #stopsocialdistancing III @karensgoingwilds

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Hair - Ultra Karen, Summoner of District Managers SALGOM PACK OF DOGS TERRORIZING GRADY CO. FAMILY N OK 6:04

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Text - K-Know your rights A- Accuse everyone R-Reguest a manager E-Escalate to authorities N-Neglecet reason

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Text - Karen May 5, 2020 O ... Lol today some asian lady actually had the audacity to put on her face mask and go towards the other side walk to avoid ME (A WHITE WOMAN) who definitely does not have corona virus... nice job lady... you started this.

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Text - Meghan McCain @MeghanMcCain My neighborhood in Manhattan is eviscerated and looks like a war zone. DeBlasio and Cuomo are an utter disgrace. This is not America. Our leaders have abandoned us and continue to let great American cities burn to the ground and be destroyed. I never could have fathomed this Kristen Bartlett @kristencheeks Meghan, we live in the same building, and I just walked outside. It's fine.

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Text - Karen You should be ashamed for trying to hurt a business for political beliefs. Yours isn't the only or correct belief system. 15 7h Like Reply Thomas OMG your name is ACTUALLY Karen. Karen, the owner is LITERALLY ENDORSING RUNNING PEOPLE OVER. If anyone should be ashamed, it's you for defending such righteous trash. Please take a whole row of seats. 46 7h Like Reply

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Hair - It is tíme to go. Was I a good person? Bring me your manager No. You were the worst.

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Orange - Karen Replying to @Xbox Still won't be buying my girls (11 and 14) a Playstation! It's junk made in China. Why 21h support them? 230 27 11 207 esOuinn87· 21h Replying to @Xbox Still won't be buying my girls (11 and 14) a Playstation! It's junk made in China. Why support therm 23:28 01 Jun 2 Twitter for iPhone 53 27 63 2,791

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Font - 2:20 1 ail LTE OTARGET POLICE MOM Karen My kids are my world. Kyle Chad Bradley Go do some resear williams Aad Friend We know hun A Works at Karen Who let these monkeys outta they-cages Studied at Mia Green Went to From Aaron James comaraderie Married Autumn Grandberry ... See Karen's About Info The Nigga with the gas mask. you smart Eirynn C "Go grab a charger." Erienrde

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Text - According to our reporters in the field, protests have, for the most part, remained peaceful today. 18:16 · 5/31/20 · Buffer 5 Retweets 19 Likes Karen 24m ! Replying to I would like them removed anyways. 1 more reply

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Text - "Hi, there's a guy causing a disturbance down the street. It looks like he's holding a shield, but it's probably stolen. And he claims he's Captain America. No, he's black."

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Twitter Thread Calls Out Hypocrisy Of ‘Woke’ Brands’ Black Lives Matter Posts

As the country nears a week of protests following the murders of George Floyd and Breonna Taylor by police, there’s been an influx of people and brands showing their support on social media. #BlackoutTuesday, which happened yesterday, was probably the largest show of virtual solidarity yet. The “movement,” which was mostly on Instagram and Twitter, called for the “muting” of usual programming such as work promotions, art, and lifestyle posting. To show support, many people and brands began posting black squares to their timelines, as an attempt to highlight black voices and information regarding police brutality. Early in the day there was a backlash regarding the apparent censorship of these very voices – it seemed many social users were hashtagging #Blacklivesmatter and creating a literal blackout of important movement information. But as @RespectableLaw, a progressive lawyer who supports working families, pointed out in a fascinating Twitter thread, there are other problems with the squareposting.

Many big brands, from Nike to Microsoft, were eager to adopt the passive show of support. At first glance, it’s nice to see corporations take the side of the people who make them profitable. @RespectableLaw, however, took to Twitter to show how many of these brands have extremely shady and inhumane business practices. Most of them have used child labor. There may not be such a thing as ethical consumption right now, but it’s important to realize that brands are not your friends – and they have a lot of work to do before their passive shows of solidarity are taken seriously,.

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Pringles are made using palm oil extracted by 8-year-old plantation slaves in Indonesia. Pringles O @Pringles · 21h Pringles #blackouttuesday 2:03 PM · 6/2/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Hershey's chocolate is made using cocoa extracted by 8-year-old plantation slaves in West Africa. twitter.com/hersheys/statu.. HERSHEY'S @Hersheys 21h #BlackOutTuesday 2:16 PM · 6/2/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Reese's Peanut Butter Cups are made using cocoa extracted by 8- year-old plantation slaves in West Africa. REESE'S @reeses · 21h #BlackOutTuesday 3:20 PM · 6/2/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw J. Crew made its fortune using slave labor in Saipan sweatshops. J.CREW jcrew ♡ Q ♡ 569 likes jcrew Black Lives Matter. #blackouttuesday View all 7 comments 4 minutes ago :

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Microsoft built it products using cobalt extracted by 8-year-old mining slaves in the Democratic Republic of Congo. Microsoft O @Microsoft 22h #NewProfilePic Today, we will continue to uplift voices from the Black and African American community at Microsoft. 3:39 PM · 6/2/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Apple's phones and watches are made by 8-year-old child slaves in Southwestern China. J Apple Music @AppleMusic · 1d On Tuesday, June 2nd, Apple Music will observe Black Out Tuesday. We will use this day to reflect and plan actions to support Black artists, Black creators, and Black communities. #TheShowMustBePaused #BlackLivesMatter #BlackLivesMatter

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Prada, one of the most evil fashion companies on the planet, is built on the backs of 8-year-old child slaves in Vietnam. PRADA PRADA @Prada · 1d The Prada Group is outraged and saddened by the injustices facing the Black community and stands in steadfast support and solidarity against racism. We raise our voice and continue to work with our Diversity and Inclusion Council to fight for racial justice everywhere. The Prada Group is outraged and saddened b

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Starbucks uses coffee beans extracted by 8-year-old plantation slaves in Guatamala, Kenya, Costa Rica and Panama. Starbucks Coffee @Starbucks · 1d We will confront racism to create a more inclusive and just world. We stand in solidarity with our Black partners, customers and communities. We will not be bystanders. 3:53 PM · 6/2/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Forever 21 uses cotton extracted by 8-year-old plantation slaves in Uzbekistan. FOREVER 21 Forever 21 O @Forever21· 2d We have been deeply heartbroken over the recent events in our country. The Forever 21 family stands in solidarity with you.... Show this thread 3:59 PM · 6/2/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Victoria's Secret amassed its fortune using cotton extracted by 8-year-old plantation slaves in Burkina Faso. Victoria's Secret @VictoriasSecret · 1d VIS Read the full statement from our CEO: bit.ly/ 3eDcd8w We are sad. We are sickened. We must do better.

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Disney merchandise is manufactured by factory child slaves in Southwestern China. S Disney O @Disney 2d We stand for inclusion. We stand with our fellow Black employees, storytellers, creators and the entire Black community. 4:09 PM · 6/2/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Kellogg's, the makers of Pop-Tarts, sources palm oil extracted from 8- year-old plantation slaves in Indonesia and cocoa extracted from 8-year-old plantation slaves in West Africa. Pop-Tarts @PopTartsUS · 20h #blackouttuesday

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Nike is built on a foundation of slavery, from Pakistani children sewing in sweatshops, Uzbek children picking cotton, and even Uyghurs relocated into forced labor camps. Nike @Nike · 4d Let's all be part of the change. #UntilWeAllWin For once, Don't Do It.

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw While Ben & Jerry's moved to Fair Trade cocoa in the last few years, it built its fortune on cocoa extracted by, you guessed it, 8-year-old plantation slaves in Côte d'Ivoire. Ben & Jerry's @benandjerrys · 19h The murder of George Floyd was the result of inhumane police brutality that is perpetuated by a culture of white supremacy. benjerrys.co/2XXI65J WE MUST DISMANTLE WHITE SUPREMAGY

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Nordstrom fabricates its garments in sweatshops right here in the good old US of A, where migrants were being paid $4/hr in atrocious conditions. N Nordstrom @Nordstrom · 21h Black Lives Matter. #blackouttuesday 1:32 AM · 6/3/20 · Twitter Web App

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Twitter Thread Calls Out Hypocrisy Of ‘Woke’ Brands’ BLM Social Media Posts

As the country nears a week of protests following the murders of George Floyd and Breonna Taylor by police, there’s been an influx of people and brands showing their support on social media. #BlackoutTuesday, which happened yesterday, was probably the largest show of virtual solidarity yet. The “movement,” which was mostly on Instagram and Twitter, called for the “muting” of usual programming such as work promotions, art, and lifestyle posting. To show support, many people and brands began posting black squares to their timelines, as an attempt to highlight black voices and information regarding police brutality. Early in the day there was a backlash regarding the apparent censorship of these very voices – it seemed many social users were hashtagging #Blacklivesmatter and creating a literal blackout of important movement information. But as @RespectableLaw, a progressive lawyer who supports working families, pointed out in a fascinating Twitter thread, there are other problems with the squareposting.

Many big brands, from Nike to Microsoft, were eager to adopt the passive show of support. At first glance, it’s nice to see corporations take the side of the people who make them profitable. @RespectableLaw, however, took to Twitter to show how many of these brands have extremely shady and inhumane business practices. Most of them have used child labor. There may not be such a thing as ethical consumption right now, but it’s important to realize that brands are not your friends – and they have a lot of work to do before their passive shows of solidarity are taken seriously,.

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Pringles are made using palm oil extracted by 8-year-old plantation slaves in Indonesia. Pringles O @Pringles · 21h Pringles #blackouttuesday 2:03 PM · 6/2/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Hershey's chocolate is made using cocoa extracted by 8-year-old plantation slaves in West Africa. twitter.com/hersheys/statu.. HERSHEY'S @Hersheys 21h #BlackOutTuesday 2:16 PM · 6/2/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Reese's Peanut Butter Cups are made using cocoa extracted by 8- year-old plantation slaves in West Africa. REESE'S @reeses · 21h #BlackOutTuesday 3:20 PM · 6/2/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw J. Crew made its fortune using slave labor in Saipan sweatshops. J.CREW jcrew ♡ Q ♡ 569 likes jcrew Black Lives Matter. #blackouttuesday View all 7 comments 4 minutes ago :

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Microsoft built it products using cobalt extracted by 8-year-old mining slaves in the Democratic Republic of Congo. Microsoft O @Microsoft 22h #NewProfilePic Today, we will continue to uplift voices from the Black and African American community at Microsoft. 3:39 PM · 6/2/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Apple's phones and watches are made by 8-year-old child slaves in Southwestern China. J Apple Music @AppleMusic · 1d On Tuesday, June 2nd, Apple Music will observe Black Out Tuesday. We will use this day to reflect and plan actions to support Black artists, Black creators, and Black communities. #TheShowMustBePaused #BlackLivesMatter #BlackLivesMatter

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Prada, one of the most evil fashion companies on the planet, is built on the backs of 8-year-old child slaves in Vietnam. PRADA PRADA @Prada · 1d The Prada Group is outraged and saddened by the injustices facing the Black community and stands in steadfast support and solidarity against racism. We raise our voice and continue to work with our Diversity and Inclusion Council to fight for racial justice everywhere. The Prada Group is outraged and saddened b

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Starbucks uses coffee beans extracted by 8-year-old plantation slaves in Guatamala, Kenya, Costa Rica and Panama. Starbucks Coffee @Starbucks · 1d We will confront racism to create a more inclusive and just world. We stand in solidarity with our Black partners, customers and communities. We will not be bystanders. 3:53 PM · 6/2/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Forever 21 uses cotton extracted by 8-year-old plantation slaves in Uzbekistan. FOREVER 21 Forever 21 O @Forever21· 2d We have been deeply heartbroken over the recent events in our country. The Forever 21 family stands in solidarity with you.... Show this thread 3:59 PM · 6/2/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Victoria's Secret amassed its fortune using cotton extracted by 8-year-old plantation slaves in Burkina Faso. Victoria's Secret @VictoriasSecret · 1d VIS Read the full statement from our CEO: bit.ly/ 3eDcd8w We are sad. We are sickened. We must do better.

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Disney merchandise is manufactured by factory child slaves in Southwestern China. S Disney O @Disney 2d We stand for inclusion. We stand with our fellow Black employees, storytellers, creators and the entire Black community. 4:09 PM · 6/2/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Kellogg's, the makers of Pop-Tarts, sources palm oil extracted from 8- year-old plantation slaves in Indonesia and cocoa extracted from 8-year-old plantation slaves in West Africa. Pop-Tarts @PopTartsUS · 20h #blackouttuesday

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Nike is built on a foundation of slavery, from Pakistani children sewing in sweatshops, Uzbek children picking cotton, and even Uyghurs relocated into forced labor camps. Nike @Nike · 4d Let's all be part of the change. #UntilWeAllWin For once, Don't Do It.

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw While Ben & Jerry's moved to Fair Trade cocoa in the last few years, it built its fortune on cocoa extracted by, you guessed it, 8-year-old plantation slaves in Côte d'Ivoire. Ben & Jerry's @benandjerrys · 19h The murder of George Floyd was the result of inhumane police brutality that is perpetuated by a culture of white supremacy. benjerrys.co/2XXI65J WE MUST DISMANTLE WHITE SUPREMAGY

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Nordstrom fabricates its garments in sweatshops right here in the good old US of A, where migrants were being paid $4/hr in atrocious conditions. N Nordstrom @Nordstrom · 21h Black Lives Matter. #blackouttuesday 1:32 AM · 6/3/20 · Twitter Web App

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Happy Wholesome Memes & Posts For Anyone Who Needs Them

There’s no getting around it: the world is going through it. From protests around the USA to the coronavirus pandemic, things are looking and feeling bleak as hell. While these memes and posts won’t solve any of the problems plaguing the globe, they do have the potential to improve your mood and remind you that there is still some good in the world. And that counts for something.

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Outerwear - "You are so cute, you are! You're like a cutie pie, a cutie pie!" "Hihihi! Puppies!"

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Nose - 12:42 PM I unfortunatly need to give my mouse away for a better family. I bought it 5 days ago to feed my snake but now they've became best friend and he won't eat it... I guess my snake is now vegan but whatever. If interested call or text me 5 EDO 122 51 Comments

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Organism - Sarah McAnulty @SarahMackAttack Some squid are very brave during their checkups and others...pretend to be rocks. SAFE 11738 TOVETOR

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Dog - Keanu Reavues took a quick break from filming John Wick 2, to walk a pit bull in New York City on Monday, looking terrifying as f*ck...

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Companion dog - alina Follow @PULPFICTION why does ben affleck hold his doggo like a sack of potatoes

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Toilet - I came home to this. I'm starting to think cats aren't the only ones with 9 lives. Tak

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Panda - Ash Warner Follow @AlsBoy Don't you love how literally almost every picture of pandas looks like chaos 10:57 AM - 23 Oct 2018 125 Retweets 405 Likes

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Text - This photo is from 1955, it was called "a few seconds before happiness".

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Dog breed - Hannah Hulse Follow @hanhulse my cousin has celiac disease & takes her alert dog to school with her everyday. &he made it in the school yearbook!!! Kaleigh Buckminster Memphis Buckminster

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Birth - DOCTORS USEDA 3D PRINTER TO PRINT AN ULTRASOUND FOR A BLIND EXPECTANT MOTHER

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People - A friend of mine had his wedding today. The Best Man is asked for the rings, the groom holds his hand out and the Best Man plays the "I don't have them" card. Everyone checks pockets...and no one has the rings. Then..this guy rolls in VIA 9GAG.COM

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Plant - anchor-arms: clorinspats: pampoovey: sexhaver. stunningpicture: I'm not too fond of snakes, but I can't seem to take the Blunthead Tree Snake seriously. dont smoke weed kids its like a noodle with a weird meatball the more i look at this snake the more i laugh "Meth is one Hell of a drug"

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Dog - Chase Stout Follow @ChaserStout Got a kitten this weekend & our German shepherd pup, Huey, thinks it's his. I'm not going to tell him any different.

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Photography - have to wear EEG leads all over my head for the next few days.. my niece has yet to become adjusted

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Photograph - Kevin Kennedy Ryan II Follow @K_47 Three years ago, I married the love of my life and my sister fell over

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Dog - This is Rocky. He's deep in his dream and smiling. Must be getting called a good boy

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Human - "You have been chosen. I'm your cat now "

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Photograph - Travon Free @Travon The best part of Kevin Hart's wedding pic is him standing 10 feet in the foreground to be as tall as his wife. ifunny.co

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Toilet - While staying at a hotel, I hear my husband yell, "Babe, come here quick!" When I walk in the bathroom he says, "look, it's got an expert mode toilet seat." I think it was his favorite part of our vacation.

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Footwear - My wife got me Superman dress socks (with cape) that I now secretly rock at work. Sometimes I want to lift my pants up and run down the hallways to see the capes fly. It's the little things.

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Dog breed - Dr. Fantastic Guys my school adopted an abandoned dog and he has his own administrative ID card and it's just so cute IDARI PERSONEL TAN OSCAR İSTİNYELİ BEKÇİ Guand DİREKTÖRLÜK : TEKNİK VE DESTEK HİZMETLER iles and Suppoting Sen. K9 VIP GOVENLİK GÖREVİ Duty Diectorete BİRİMİ UnivDept. vip Serwity 27.11.2017 21:40 from İstanbul, Türkiye

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Dog - Vikki Stone Follow @vikkistone To stop Bert's long ears collecting snow, we've popped an oven glove over them. As you can see, he's thrilled. RETWEETS LIKES 2,594 3,370

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Adaptation - that's so me @ComedyPics Nothing in this world is better than a Mother

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Dog - UPS has a page where the drivers can post about all the dogs they meet on the job, thank me later

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Dog - davis smith. @TheRealDerv lol if you think i actually hired a photographer to take pictures of my new puppy then you're exactly right bc i totally did. Stay awake at FUNsubstance.com

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Nineteen Cringe Pics For Those Who Want To Feel Uncomfortable

As much as we like to avoid cringey and crazy people in real life, they sure do provide us with plenty of entertainment on the internet. From woefully bad political takes to godawful corny memes, these examples of cringe are sure to leave you with a lot of questions.

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Text - ... rs Y'all accept and admit that the Moon affects the tides of the WHOLE ASS OCEAN but deny that the Moon has any effect on Humans even though we're 70%+ water? Ok ded a new photo to the album: Why. May 26, 2018 This is my kind of spiritual cult nd 7 others 7 Comments 3 Shares O Like Comment Share

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Text - 6:39 GH Lr 47% Search Sep 28 at 11:02 PM • O Trumpeached [TRUMP-eached] noun 1If Trump is impeached, Pence becomes President. Pence pardons Trump and appoints him Vice President Pence resigns, Trump becomes President and appoints Pence as his Vice President. Liberal heads explode. tnAt SNOwflakes shriek Like לו Comment Share

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Text - You don't think universal health care qualifies as a "charity handout"? It's people financing other people's problems. Hey Trent if your house catches on fire I don't want my taxes to go towards financing your problems with my charitable handouts. Be a fucking man and call around to get some quotes on quality firefighting services you lazy shit

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Text - TUE AT 9:30 PM Do u still have this for sale ? 11:19 AM Hello??? U advertising and u not replying to people interested to buy .. are u a scammer??? How does that even make sense? Wow a reply now Yes, I have a job If you don't want to buy it, why are you messaging me? Good way of saying u don't want to sell it to me I don't want to buy it anymore Keep it 11:49 AM Your loss I thought u had a job stop texting me!!!

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Text - Tweet E KIRILL @kirill8meout School shootings happen cause nobody is allowed to hit their kids anymore. Gun control? Let's start with kid control. I was afraid to miss my curfew because my mom would throw a lamp at my head. This is the generation of "my mom is my best friend," fuck that. I feared my mom. 5/21/18, 1:05 PM

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Text - Diego Magallona @diegomags You don't raise a generation on Star Wars, Harry Potter, and Hunger Games then tell them not to resist when their people are being oppressed and killed. 02:10 · 5/28/20 · Twitter for Android 9,441 Retweets 30.5K Likes Diego Magallona @diegomags · 2d Replying to @diegomags ...and Lord of the Rings, and The Last Airbender, and the list goes on and on... 277 ♡ 1,003 bagley @microballsack 2d Replying to @diegomags This is why nerds should be murdered Q3 2730 O 350

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Text - Hi everyone! I'm looking for a natural sperm donor meeting these requirements: Age 16-23 Never used any prescription or illicit drugs Never drank except for communiunm Blonde or light brown hair, not overweight, and comes from a 75%+ American background Agrees to forfeit all parental rights at time of birth No payment will be collected during any natural "breeding" sessions, however regular child support payments in the amount of 20% of your income will be expected within the first month

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Text - Vegan 19 minutes ago · I've been so depressed about not wanting to have a Gemini baby ee My baby was born December 1 (a sag like me!), but I was straight up TERRIFIED he'd come a little early and be a Scorpio. Bullet. Doged. 14m Like Reply 31 was petrified mine would come late and be Scorpio e thank god I have a Libran e Che Rabbit Hole Haha I feel you. My son was born late and ended up being a Gemini. But I've actually grown to appreciate Geminis so much more because of him. They have so

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Text - 48 mins · Just did my first Corporate healing on a person that worked for Pepsi. He was completely unaware that they were putting aborted fetus cells in the drinks. He knows now, I believe he ain't going to be drinking soft drink anymore. O Like Comment Share 11 Aborted fetus cells in Pepsi? Sources? 40 m Like Reply View 1 previous reply... Its actually all the Satanic corps that do it because it keeps the unconscious souls trapped in a lower vibration like when you order a big mac you th

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Text - is with and 32 others. Yesterday at 4:45am • * Hey everyone as you know my parents have given me until the end of this month to find enslavement or a new place to live. I have applied to all six places within walking distance of my house that would be a good fit for me and have heard nothing back. So I decided to go the second route. Everyone is included in this offer but if your tagged here it's because I think your houselappartment is a perfect fit or I think your wealth is well lived a

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Text - IFSOY BEAN ISUSED TO MAKE PLASTIC AND SOY BEAN RAISES ESTROGEN LEVELS WHY IS SOY IN SO MANY FOODS IN SUPERMARKETS? Liked by iam_mai_art and others mindset.holistic Maybe because this is part of the transgender agenda.

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Text - Doctorate of science degrees are fancy titles people go after so they don't have to enter the real world and get a real, meaningful job. 3h Like Reply 1.

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Text - l Sprint LTE 10:26 PM 1 O 12% O Like Comment A Share evin Herwie Never lose a good woman without a fight.. Get her pregnant if you have too.. 28 1 Comment 2 Shares O Like Comment A Share

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Text - @decentbirthday Are you still selling the 30 inch TV No, sorry. I sold it a few days ago @decentbirthday How about $200 I already sold it. Sorry $250 I literally do not have it Then don't waste my time

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Text - r/teenagers u/ 36 Awards My parents divorced, and I showed them (individually) a meme that said "To show you the power of Flex Tape, I sawed my Parents' Marriage in Half!" They were not impressed. They're actually quite mad at me Imao. I guess you could say.... That's a lotta damage 21.5k 394 1 Share

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Irritating Times Students Encountered Toxic Nonsense

This Twitter thread serves as a collection of times that students encountered challenges, adversity, from teachers or classmates. If anything, it can serve as a valuable reminder to stay true to yourself, and not let any of the haters get ya down. There will always be someone around ready to crack the next joke or laugh at your expense. Who cares? 

This Twitter thread serves as a collection of times that students encountered challenges, adversity, from teachers or classmates. If anything, it can serve as a valuable reminder to stay true to yourself, and not let any of the haters get ya down. There will always be someone around ready to crack the next joke or laugh at your expense. Who cares? 

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Text - Justin Boldaji @justinboldaji I became radicalized when I was in 4th grade & I took a science test & studied hard for it & ended up completely acing it but when I was done with the test I was bored & drew monsters in the margins of the paper & my teacher gave me a 90 out of 100 because of the monsters

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Text - bloop. @hibanako Replying to @justinboldaji i had a 7th grade english teach who told me to turn in an assignment i had already turned in and i told her and she literally yelled at me that i didnt and told me if i did to find it then and it was like the 10th one

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Text - (goth) Kassa @kassaotaku Replying to @justinboldaji My Spanish teacher in 10th grade, made us do 12 questions of a test in a 1-20 question Scantron then made us do the other part of the test on another Scantron but starting at 13, then made us do another 15Q in a bigger one, Then take everything and put it in a single Scantron

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Text - ダークソール @DarkSoul4242 Replying to @justinboldaji (English as a second language) I got once sent to the principal's office for talking back when my English teacher said "I am been" or "I will can" pointed out it was "I have been" and "be able to", she got hysteric and straight-up gave me Os for the whole year, dividing my grades

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Text - Sparrow/Liz : liminal nest @UntoNuggan Replying to @justinboldaji Context: My mom is from the UK, my dad from the US, I grew up in the US with children's books from both countries In kindergarten I kept getting marked wrong for writing "colour" and I was so upset, especially because I didn't realize there were US/UK spelling differences

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Text - rae bae @epicgringa Replying to @justinboldaji sophomore year in HS i had to write a ~persuasive essay and i didnt use the cookie cutter outline bullshit everyone used to write the paper and my teacher used my essay as an example to the class on what not to do.

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Text - Satan's Craft Room @CraftSatan Replying to @justinboldaji My HS vice principal interrupted my history class to share his personal story of going to UC Berkeley and being a Navy Seal. I cont to read the text. He pushed the book to the ground. Few years later he was on the news for faking credentials and lying about being in the military.

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Text - hrwinter @hrwinter Replying to @justinboldaji A professor gave me a failing 66 for a midterm. There were no red marks. When I went to his office hours to ask, he said it was because I only used answers from the book and not statements from his (incorrect) lectures. I'd somehow failed by not quoting him directly.

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Text - My Dog Eats Sticks @chetsbabe Replying to @ubersle and @justinboldaji I had an English teacher in 10th grade yell at me in class on our first research paper saying, "You can't write one sentence paragraphs." I now get paid to do so. Suck it Mr. Kidwell.

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Text - * marissa * @mxrivel Replying to @joshcurwin and @justinboldaji elementary school teachers are so annoying- they're teaching you basic things like writing but they will not let you do anything slightly different from what they do :/ when i was younger i wrote left handed but the teacher told me that was wrong and now i'm right handed

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Text - Karlie Marks @KarlieMarks Replying to @justinboldaji and @_aurely my senior thesis had a point knocked off for using the word "wed" instead of "married" even though wed fit the sentence structure better than married. also teach said she "didn't believe in perfect papers" and was really just looking for a place to dock my grade.

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Text - Leah @ubersle Replying to @justinboldaji In 4th grade, I answered the quiz question, "What do you call an animal that eats only plants?" as herbivore. My teacher marked it wrong and said it was 'vegetarian. I'd have taken that to the Supreme Court such was my wrath.

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Text - "Shine bright, circus man' @ChancellorSRA Replying to @ubersle and @justinboldaji I had a similar thing in 4th grade. Question: what do a plant's roots do? 9 yo Me: suck up water and nutrients Teacher: WRONG. They hold the plant in the ground. My mom, looking at the test answers: I... think your teacher might hate you.

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Text - Gillian Smith is LOCKED IN @thishere_nomad Replying to @justinboldaji My 4th grade science teacher had us make sun-cookers and my scientist parents looked at the directions and tossed them out the window for being wrong. My sun-cooker was one of two that actually worked and both of us got D's for not following directions.

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Text - Josh @joshcurwin Replying to @justinboldaji In second grade I took a math test, and instead of the normal 7, I wrote the kind that has the small horizontal line intersecting the vertical, cause l'd seen it in a book and liked it. The teacher marked each answer with such a 7 as wrong. 1.

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Text - JOI Biden 3030 @imacopyouidiot9 Replying to @justinboldaji My 1st grade teacher was teaching us math and I solved all the problems in the workbook when she was talking. She told me that "it was homework" and made me erase all my answers.

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Text - Mike Provencher @RevilFox Replying to @justinboldaji My 6th grade Home Room teacher had a deal where if you do all of your homework for 14 straight days, for every class, and get it signed off by every teacher, she would buy you McDonald's for lunch. I did it, and when I showed her she said, "Yeah, this deal isn't for you."

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Text - Brooke Zoom School of Law class of 2020 @Yarsian Replying to @justinboldaji I went to school where some teachers checked our notebooks. Like if we didn't have the notes exactly how they wanted them it would hurt your grade. Doodles were right out. So was understanding things differently. They also controlled what color folder went with what class.

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Text - an anthropomorphic guillotine, hungry and waiting @Queen_Antifa Replying to @justinboldaji I knew how negative numbers worked in first grade, and instead of writing 0 when we subtracted a large number from a smaller one, I wrote the correct answer. The teacher marked these as wrong and told me not to get ahead of first grade.

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Text - RogerStonePrisonbound! @TamarSmith3 Replying to @Damaia and @justinboldaji In 4th grade read Agatha Christie books under the table. My teacher would punish me for it. I was nine years old and reading adult books! Years later I thought how limited my teacher was for not recognizing what an advanced reader I was and encouraging it.

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Cursed & Cringey Pics For Brave Eyes

There’s something exhilarating about watching people crash on burn in movies and television. The same goes for insane posts on the internet. From cringey anime memes to unhinged people on Facebook, the internet is a freaking goldmine of uncomfortable and disturbing content. You just need to know where to look. And because we’re benevolent people, we’ve done that looking for you.

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Tattoo - 31 You (like Heaven, don't you Mommy? @ March 10 1973- March14 2019 LOCATION: SPARTANBURG SC

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Cartoon - ANIME S MY ONLY FROM THIS ESCAREN BULLSHITN PEEJAY-KUN CALLED REALITY

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Cartoon - You'll never understand my pain hehe.. sorry.sorry, Basic 14 white girls who listened to Billie Elish once Me who just lost my dog in Minecraft

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Yet another fine example of why the world loves Tony Hawk. Check out a series of times that people met Tony Hawk, and had no idea they were talking to the man himself.

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Rare Insults That Held Nothing Back

We’re always ready to appreciate some rare insults here. You know, the insults that are equally accurate and hilariously brutal. It’s like, you almost feel bad for laughing at them, but at the same time, you just can’t help it. That Mucinex commercial comparison was just spot on. Ouch, indeed. 

Check out some more rare insults that bruised people’s egos, over here.

We’re always ready to appreciate some rare insults here. You know, the insults that are equally accurate and hilariously brutal. It’s like, you almost feel bad for laughing at them, but at the same time, you just can’t help it. That Mucinex commercial comparison was just spot on. Ouch, indeed. 

Check out some more rare insults that bruised people’s egos, over here.

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Terrific Tumblr Tidbits (43 Posts)

This roundup of Tumblr posts is guaranteed to get you laughing, because Tumblr always has a way of putting a little smile on your face with its wit. Don’t believe us? Just scroll down to see.

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Text - Text - Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol 1000watttwat My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning... grandpaq Keys... walle... damn, my titties

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Text - Photo caption - hotbritishguyspluscats: I don't think I've ever seen a picture that so fully summed up what it is to be a cat owner.

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Text - Text - michaxl: strawberryghostie: michaxl: why is everyone in aladdin hot my original statement stands 277,309 notes

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Text - Text - stop saying i can'teven and start saying i can even believe in urself Follow your dreams is that a lawn mower flying no, it's a lawn mower following it's dreams

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Text - Text - 9) Write a number with a I in the hundreds place. 10) Write a number with a 6 in the tens place. 222 11) Write a number with a 2 in the ones place. 12) Write a number with a 3 in the hundreds place. 33 dutchster: Evess

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Text - abilify if you wake up while McDonald's is still serving breakfast then you're doing good homophu doesnt mcdonalds have all day breakfast now? tockthewatchdog if you wake up at all then you're doing good 155,258 notes

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Text - dreshdae schrodinger's human you can't prove that someone isn't immortal until they actually die chunkycrow

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Text - bad666milk yeahimjustsaiyan the-average-gatsby: snorlax you fat motherfucker it took you fifteen fucking years to stand up are you fucking shitting me right now 48,244 notes

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Organism - MOTHERBOARD.VICE.COM Clippy's Designer Wants to Know Who Got Clippy Pregnant sharkopolis Just a reminder that the entire human race is forever doomed to an eternity in hell

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Text - keatonstrombergs: the fbi will never catch me not illegal music not illegal movies

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Pink - getting-fit-staying-fab: d-elenda: can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reason why they love you well wouldn't that be the shortest list in the world Yeah it would because all they would write is everything

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Cat - Innea: I'm trying to clean but he wants to come with me all the time so I put him in the basket so I can carry him more easily and he's very happy about it

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Text - phlorealcalicanto When people ask you to do anything outside during summer the sun is a deadly lazer

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Cartoon - Dimitn, do you realy think m royalty? You know I do. Then stop bossing me around. clearssong #he has a "shots fired" notebook im so done Source:-letaem 349,462 notes t1

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Text - Pony Starwars @tigersgoroooar Following Damn boy are you a condom because it feels better when you're not here

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Text - earthdad someone: what do you want to be for Halloween? me: loved and appreciated Source: earthdad 75,898 notes A

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Text - Bellossom forgot how to use Acid. vikodlak: fals3-words-fall-d3ad: Bellossom went to rehab good for you bellossom

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Text - bangays whats ur coming out story Anonymous i told my mom and she cried and then told my dad and then she cried for the rest of the night and in the middle of the night i heard my dad yell god dammit lori who cares if he likes it up the ass Ask bangays a question #Anonymous 10 notes

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Text - just-shower-thoughts: If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mech battle between two fetuses.

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Text - disproven: traceymoesby: kohwala: telepath more like telepathetic this sounds like something Magneto would say before high fiving Mystique Source: kohwala

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Text - istherewholockonmars bilbo-hol... Source: thewhorecrux Today my dad was singing Christmas carols in the kitchen Dad: He knows how long you sleep in Dad: He knows that you've been baked Dad: He knows you spend all day online so you better hope your grandma gets you something nice because Santa is done with your shit 32,417 notes

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Vertebrate - 17yr adults: "what are your plans for the summer?" "what are you planning on studying in college?" "what do you want to do in the future?" me: [panicked honk]

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Text - trickytwitch *turns up to court in a fursuit* "hi I'm your public defurnder :3c" flanneldragon me: *tears in my eyes begging the judge* ill plead guilty if you arrest them too

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Cat - foxyplaydate: notyoudonut my cat sleeps in this box and i was seeing how far i could push it to the edge before he jumped out and your cat ain't having none of this physics bullshit Source:notyoudonut 199,909 notes

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Cat - edgaralantrog: glencocoabutter: son, your mother and i are very concerned i never laughed at two cats harder before in

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Text - women's shampoos be like: coconut; honey/milk; rose; tropical fruits; aloe vera men's shampoos be like: ARCTIC ICE; DARKNESS; GUNS; TESTOSTERONE; PAIN

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Product - imagimeme durex durex 29 Little Hacks That Could Save Your Life saffron-not-so-joy is that a fucking game boy cartridge case? pancakeke this is a legit lifehack because keeping a condom in your wallet is bad news. the friction from it being in your pocket or jostled around wears down the latex and can cause it to tear. if you keep one on you in a gameboy cart case that won't be an issue because no one will have sex with you

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Text - diary ofaclassygirl preppyinthenor... Source: shenanigans-a... tilly-oakley: shenanigans-and-sass: "I think this boy is flirting with me, but my self esteem is telling me that's not possible" - a novel by me "I think this boy might like me, but my self esteem is telling me that he must act like this with everyone" - the sequel 11,391 notes

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Text - seifukucat: welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i'm seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week andi just have to say i'm really disappointed Source: seifukucat 233,748 notes

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Twitter Thread: Girl’s Wild Allergic Reaction To Grass

Man, this wild Twitter thread shows the unfolding, and escalation of a young woman’s allergic reaction to wheat/grass. She goes from looking like a human being to looking like some kind of alien thing. Thankfully, she was able to get the help she needed to address the intense allergic reaction. So, we can all look back on it now and have a good, innocent laugh. 

Man, this wild Twitter thread shows the unfolding, and escalation of a young woman’s allergic reaction to wheat/grass. She goes from looking like a human being to looking like some kind of alien thing. Thankfully, she was able to get the help she needed to address the intense allergic reaction. So, we can all look back on it now and have a good, innocent laugh. 

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Text - 23:02 RhiRob99 @RhiRob99 1) an innocent photo taken to show day 1 v day 3 of sleeping in a tent in the piss wet through (good bants). We were not alarmed by this photo as we all thought (even though we have been friends with @caitlintyson112 for many years) that she had developed a 5 head & said no more

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Text - RhiRob99 @RhiRob99 2) so we awoke the next day, and Caitlin said her head felt heavy. We all did not notice because we are dumb. She began to do her makeup in a compact mirror & discovered she had evolved into a hammer head shark. But I like to compare the shape to a space raider. 10 РАСК! SPACE RAIDERS BAKED NOT FRIED PACK PICKLED C0608 ONION

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Funny Social Media Fails From The World’s Failures

Enjoy this fresh batch of people that tried to do one thing, and met failure in the end. As May chugs along, it’s fun to remind ourselves that nobody is safe from failing at a moment’s notice, and we can find comfort in forgetting about our own fails, by enjoying other people’s. 

Enjoy this fresh batch of people that tried to do one thing, and met failure in the end. As May chugs along, it’s fun to remind ourselves that nobody is safe from failing at a moment’s notice, and we can find comfort in forgetting about our own fails, by enjoying other people’s. 

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Text - owamonange @BoasFrieda My 8 year old daughter just told me to stop taking pictures of her and uploading them without her consent... "those are your friends not mine"

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Text - Today 18:27 hey what u want for the age thing wait no BIRTHDAY YES THE AGE THING YES Delivered

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Text - César Albarrán T) @Viscount_Wombat How has your day been? I accidentally emailed this this instead of to a colleague.

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Text - bri @briviciz i still haven't fully recovered from this Sun, Mar 29, 20:25 Checking in on you I hope you been good love you Sun, Mar 29, 22:52 i hope all is well!! i love you too Yesterday 21:59 thinking about you. i hope you're good Today 03:59 Didn't I cheat on you twice? Love yourself Today 10:13 bye Delivered Subject

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Random Tumblr Jewels To Occupy Existence With

Tumblr continues to churn up all kinds of silly, hilarious, strange, and just plain old random thoughts. We love it. It seems to be a wonderful place that reflects how strange us human beings, and all of our thoughts are. And the people that frequent Tumblr share those thoughts with a reckless abandon. So, we’re left with steady streams of hilariously bizarre thoughts, fandoms, conspiracies, etc. 

If this collection of Tumblr gems got you going, then check out this fun Tumblr thread about how magenta isn’t a real color, after all.

Tumblr continues to churn up all kinds of silly, hilarious, strange, and just plain old random thoughts. We love it. It seems to be a wonderful place that reflects how strange us human beings, and all of our thoughts are. And the people that frequent Tumblr share those thoughts with a reckless abandon. So, we’re left with steady streams of hilariously bizarre thoughts, fandoms, conspiracies, etc. 

If this collection of Tumblr gems got you going, then check out this fun Tumblr thread about how magenta isn’t a real color, after all.

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Cartoon - bryko-deactivated20170127 NICKELODEON watch his hair blatantly intersect with the lockers radiant-array my college animation professor worked on jimmy neutron and he was just like "listen yeah we knew and we just didn't have the time or money to care". the power would go out at the studio at least once a week and they would just have to leave until it came on the next day. jimmy neutron's production team saw some shit sealand-gov I had a guest speaker come to my class that worked on Ji

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Text - mydearestmonster Werewolf: *transforming* You have to go, now! I don't want you to see me like this... Human s/o: Don't push me away! I'm not afraid of you! Werewolf: No no l'm just really dumb as a wolf and I don't want you to see me bark at a mirror for two hours dirtymonsterconfessions #monster imagine #DON'T LOOK AT ME IM A MONSTER this does not spark joy #IF YOU RECORD ME SCREAMING IN THE BATHTUB AGAIN IM GONNA CRY this sparks joy How could you hide this beautiful thing in the tags?

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Text - gayspaceagenda GAY r/Jokes · 5h u/OneChrononOfPlancks Since Vampires are supposedly hurt by holy water, I always wondered why priests don't just say a prayer over every storm cloud, kill the vampires from above. Then I realized why so many Vampires are from Europe... Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa 1 448 27 Share red-faced-wolf I hate it. Bad post. Horrible. Have a terrible day scienceandfandoms I love it. Great post. Fantastic. Have a wonderful day banjo-gk I read it. Re

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Text - skywitchmaja when you're out at a restaurant or a coffee shop or a target or whatever with your friends and you overhearleavesdrop the same snippet of some stranger's conversation, and you look at each other for a second to check that you both heard this stranger say the same weird/funny/baffling thing and just break out in knowing grins and quiet laughter... that's a love language blooming-conifers I was eating alone at a mexican restaurant once and a group of college kids were chatting

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Text - castlestark: I can't wait until our generation becomes teachers that actually know how to make a video full screen and get the god damn cursor out of the way Lol *cut to 15 years later* "Miss, you have to make the hologram 3D." "What? Hold on, I'm trying to full screen this. Where's the cursor?" "There is no cursor, Miss. Flick your wrist to make the hologram 3D." "And that'll fullscreen it?" *entire class sighs*

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Text - humble-rose Just because l treat you right doesn't mean l'm the one. I'm just doing what I'm supposed to do. will-x-vi Fuck. This is the realest shit l've read today. Like it's ok to feel special to be treated nice but you have to remember that you deserve that. You SHOULD be treated well. Don't latch onto someone just because they're doing what should be required. Acknowledge it and keep it flowing

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Text - moistmailman Follow Everything l've learned about Elon Musk has been completely against my will. #elon musk 50,283 notes

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Text - vangoghismyboyfriend: until i was like 12 i was vegan bc my parents were too and one time in like my fifth grade science class we had to draw pictures of carnivores, omnivores, herbivores, etc and like 5 kids drew a picture of me for herbivore and that was the moment i realized i hated public school

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Cartoon - Ishould have prayed to the ancestors for luck. How lucky can they be? They're dead. That grandma took none of the shit. Team Grandma

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Text - bagleopard: the lady at the sandwich shop today was like "that'll be 4.20 luv, would you like it toasted?" and i nodded and said “blaze it" and the guy working the sandwich toaster lost it

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Text - O deaddogsoup i think the crux of human misery stems from the fact that our skeleton just wants to sit around and accumulate dust in an ancient barrow (that is the innate imperative of all skeletal remains in-case you didn't know) but our meat has its own agenda which creates this fundamental conflict of interests sonypraystation my organs keep whining about self preservation , my bones? playing the waiting game jeremiahdogsbreath There is comfort in knowing the bones will win

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Text - infinite-chump The best visual gag in any piece of media was the giant vault door concealing a normal-sized door in Portal 2 infinite-chump Actually the best joke of all time period was also in Portal 2 and it's when Glados says "Well, this is the part where he kills us" and Wheatley follows up "Hello, this is the part where I kill you!" and the chapter card pops up reading "Chapter 9: The Part Where He Kills You" and then you unlock the achievement "The part where he kills you" and the a

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Text - burger king is offering a 1 cent whopper through their mobile app if you unlock the coupon while at a mcdonald's all cricket LTE 9:02 AM @ 1 100% BURGER KING THE WHOPPER DETOUR Order a Whopper for 1¢ Unlock by going near a McDonald's Mobile Order Only gayvian why does the burger king app have quests

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Text - YOU WILL LIVE TO SEE MAN MADE HORRORS BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION -Tesla- A quote made by Nikola Tesla shortly before his death in 1943. turnipfritters 38 years later the McRib was introduced snaxattacks Booty shorts with this on the ass??

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Text - fandomstuck: do you ever get so frustrated with a video game that you are no longer rational and you start literally jumping into pits because maybe thats the fucking solution to this bullshit of a dungeon puzzle

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Text - andrastesflamingace s frompawntoqueen Follow Peter Alexander Yesterday at 6:16 AM 2 1960 with a high-school diploma: "Here's your job, which is totally capable of supporting a 5 person family and owning a home" 1960 with a college degree: "Here's a giant bag of money and a cadre of people to jerk you off for the rest of your life, congratulations!" 2017 with two bachelors degrees, a masters, a trade and experience: "You might have to just work at Walmart for a while, at least you don't li

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Text - * babyitaliano My blog policy is If you see something, say something babyitaliano |T-Mobile Wi-Fi 10:05 PM @ 1 29% 1 note smackmydickup i saw a frog on the sidewalk today Outstanding. This is what l'm talking about people. 94,418 notes

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Text - fan-art-ic My art history teacher is like "there were ZERO women artists during the renaissance well there was Sofonisba but that's it" and I'm STEAMING bc there WERE more female artists during the Renaissance and I KNOW this bc I spent hours researching women artists in the Renaissance so I could figure out what to name my girl ninja turtle oc when I was 11

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Text - curemofumofu plankton built his computer wife so he's also the one who programmed her personality. plankton made a wife who would belittle and mock him. plankton has a humiliation fetish luvuv Sometimes we have thoughts but we don't have to share them with everyone and put them out into the world. Just a suggestion.

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Text - tredlocity we all laugh at guy fieri, smash mouth and the shrek movie series, but we also all collectively agree that their existence makes the world a better place steakplissken The king laughs at the jester, but values his wit and honesty Source: tredlocity 4,788 notes

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21 Cringey Times Reply Guys Risked It All

If you’ve ever spent time on social media, you’re probably aware of the existence of “Reply Guys.” The term refers to men who go out of their way to reply (unsolicited) to women’s tweets or slide into dms with comments that are generally very inappropriate and very horny. While we’re sure these messages are generally disturbing and annoying to recipients, we have to admit that the cringey ballsiness of the senders is incredibly entertaining. Twitter account @guyinthereply has set out to document these creepy messages, and their archive is filled with pure gold. We’ve put together some of the more tame examples but you can visit their twitter for the stuff that is decidedly NSFW. 

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cringe - Text - samflower @milkygoddess 15h so i'm sitting there, tears on my titties t 4.8K 13 15K Glen Follow Replying to @milkygoddess @nudeulls Hi Would you like to be my sugar baby,where you would be getting a weekly allowance of $200 twice in a week DM me only from USA and Canada only 6:48 PM 23 Jun 2019 1 Like

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cringe - Text - ignatius Follow I cannot even put it into works how much i am in love with you. I would give up my family and other loved ones just to have a conversation with you. I would let you marry then divorce me and take everything, ruining my life. I would beg for you to take me back in as im dying. Kat @Kyaandere I will try hard to make you love me 8:34 PM 22 Jun 2019

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cringe - Text - Sexy Fat Man@ Replying to @Virescence Hello, I really like your voice...I understand if you do not want to follow me ... I know that today, you have a fat man by your side .. 3h 2 1 Lo ti Sexy Fat Man@ and that as we say in Mexico, "you only have eyes for him" (that means you can not be attracted to another man, but for him ...)

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cringe - Screenshot - The Boston Batman @coherentstates 20h 0:02 6,349 views t 21 29 432 Dozza Follow Replying to @coherentstates This is legitimately a good look for you, no joke, it really suits you. 7:40 PM - 21 Jun 2019

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cringe - Text - Iris 30 old years 20/05/2019, 9:23 pm 45 years age 20/05/2019, 9:52 pm You are single yes or no? 21/05/2019, 12:29 am You are single yes 21/05/2019, 7:44 am Yes iris single 21/05/2019, 3:03 pm Yes iris that is good, will you sent me the penis pictures 21/05/2019, 3:22 pm Why would you tell us FBI yes or no? 21/05/2019, 3:24 pm I would never do that iris! 21/05/2019, 3:28 pm

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cringe - Text - Disco Brat (Heartthrob Failure) @XTorinXBot Jun 20 i need a fag so bad rn Jillien @ Jun 20 You can have me : 1 Disco Brat (Heartthrob Failure) @XTorinXBot Jun 20 cigarette Jillien Follow Replying to @XTorinXBot Yeah i knew don't worry, are still having chills ? 3:29 AM 20 Jun 2019 1

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cringe - Text - Disco Brat (Heartthrob Failure) @XTorinXBot Jun 20 nah just withdrawls i guess Jillien @ Jun 20 Yeah, hang in there sweety 1 Disco Brat (Heartthrob Failure) @XTorinXBot Jun 20 doing. what i can Jillien @ Jun 20 Maybe you could do me Disco Brat (Heartthrob Failure) @XTorinXBot Jun 20 im good thank you Jillien Follow Replying to @XTorinXBot Yeah sry strength to you 3:33 AM - 20 Jun 2019

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cringe - Text - chloe westley @LoveWestley 20h (and a few protestors) @TPointUK Nights out with the girls ti 10 27 202 Ken Follow Replying to @LoveWestley @TPointUK If I was forty years younger, the only thing that would stop me would be a hand on my chest and a firm but friendly 'No, Ken.' 2:12 PM - 20 Jun 2019

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cringe - Text - lina abascal @linalovesit 3 Oct 2018 I wanna get so high I hear these plants growing t 7 66 Marcin Lulek Follow Replying to @linalovesit Now imagine someone farts when you are in this state;) 7:55 AM - 3 Oct 2018 1 Like 1

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cringe - Face - 3HxeAyaHHa @3nheduanna Jun 14 Lisa from Castlevania t 1 34 matt Follow Replying to @3nheduanna I'm going to come to your home and live in your toilet 11:11 PM - 14 Jun 2019

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cringe - Text - Kayla Elizabeth @VixenRogue Jun 15 Looks like my Saturday night plans just took a turn. In all seriousness though WHYYYY Today 6:40 PM But stuff? 4 26 TimPatriot @ Jun 16 Generally guys will say this to girls they don't think are all that on the off chance they can get in cheap if you're desperate. If he thinks you're someone with true potential he's not coming at you raw like that. You asked Kayla Elizabeth

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cringe - Text - rachel @_rparsons Jun 17 Maybe the divorce rate would go down if men's standards for "wife material" were more than 1-Good looking 2-Ability to cook hamburger helper t 7 110 Caleb Park Follow Replying to @_rparsons Dam..you ladies need to find you a man that'll treat you like queens and not like middle school girlfriends. On behalf of "men" I'm sorry they can't open their damn eye's. 2:58 PM 17 Jun 2019 -

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cringe - Text - So are you actually a lesbian or do you swing both ways a bit? 21h It's possible that you just haven't been with the right guy 21h Please respond? 6h

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cringe - Text - LeeLee @LILIBITCH 1m I'm horny 1m Menace @ Prove it Menace Replying to @ and @LILIBITCH Prove it now 12:11 AM 6/16/19 Twitter for iPhone 1 Like

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cringe - Face - Talia Lavin@chick_in_kiev - 2h shag day 2: i still adore it 12 202 Gangsta Those lips, though.-) humdinger Follow Replying to@ @chick in_kiev Which lips... 2:14 PM - 15 Jun 2019

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cringe - Text - RipleyShaine @ThatOne Re... .1h I would love a Fallout: New Orleans 4 32 Aidan Replying to @ThatOneRed Guard and @BethesdaStudios i would love to be your toilet paper 5/29/18, 09:45

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cringe - Text - Anna Khachiyan @annakhachiyan Jun 12 It takes a special man to know that it's not the size of the tit that counts, it's the proportion of the cup to the band ti 26 13 461 m.crumps @ Jun 12 everyone knows this Anna Khachiyan @annakhachiyan Jun 12 Um you'd seriously be surprised

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cringe - Text - @KamalaHarris Feb 2 Kamala Harris Absolutely haunting. Incarcerated individuals at a federal detention center in Brooklyn are pounding on their windows trying to get people's attention while they're suffering in the cold. We need answers. t 13K 3.1K 36K Nat Asmai Follow Replying to @KamalaHarris I almost hate to bring this up - Kamala - I truly believe in and entirely endorse you and, oddly enough, kinda have a crush on you

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Wholesome & Funny Moments Of Dudes Doing Good

Sick and tired of seeingincelsand reply guyseverywhere you look on the internet? We suggest you take a look at this palate cleanser. It’s filled with wholesome moments of bros setting good examples and putting positive energy into the world. If you like what you see, you can check out our othergallery of decidedly non-toxic masculinity. There’s still work to be done but let’s give these dudes a little positive reinforcement.

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Recreation - Dad took us to the water park. We are 24. @CLASSICDADMOVES

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Photo caption - Otis Owill Williams Tuesday at 5:19 AM · O This young man I hired as a temporary helper off the streets no home no clothes living under a bridge 7 months ago. Well he has not missed a day, has never been late, not one compliant, has reunited with his parents, has a car, has clothes on his back and now he's officially a WM employee with benefits..An amazing story and individual. God is good!!!!

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Facial expression - Leonardo, You've been an inspiration for over 25 years to me and so many people. So thank you very very much Christian, You never turn in a bad performance, It's infuriating. I wish you would. One time, just suck once. Would be great. The Best Movie Lines Really I'm standing here on the shoulders of my favorite actor.. Heath Ledger. So thank you. Posted in r/wholesomememes Oreddit

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Nose - suga.mp4 @sugarsiah lil sister wanna be a nail tech or sum shit like that and she asked if she could practice on me.not gon on lie I feel like a bad bitch.. PICKUS

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Adaptation - /dldyoukrompaget eayodnompage Jordan Kinyera, a Ugandan man, saw his father lose their land in a legal fight at age 6. He spent 18 years in school and became a lawyer and won back the property 23 years later.

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Joint - It's not just for ladies!!! By Gil on March 4, 2018 Verified Purchase My wife bought this for our pregnancy announcement and it was too big. I saw my opportunity and I knew what I had to do. This dress does it all! You want feel pretty? Check Majestic? Sure Pregnant? Of course Hot? It's lit fam I'd rate this a perfect 5/5, I'm not su how it works for the ladies but it made re me feel like a queen. II Posted in r/funny reddit

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Photo caption - Thoughts? OVE tayyibah @_tayyibah best believe mine and my bestfriends kids gonna be bestfriends too cuz gangshit for lifeeee

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Canidae - Rebecca Follow @BeckzLove My ex and I split up two years ago and he still sends our dog, Apollo, a birthday card and gift card to petco on his birthday. #NoBadBlood ARKRRRRR RETWEETS LIKES 7,087 17,334 5:12 PM - 17 Apr 2017 from Weslaco, TX

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Text - i just saw a dad get out of the car with his two young boys and he yells 'WHO CAN GO HUG MOM THE FASTEST?!' and all of them start running toward their house. that's the kind of future i want. 1 68,8k 348 Share

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Cartoon - Bro, I got mad puss at home!! Niccce HIGH FIVE InYourFaceCake Pls Mr. Pettington I love you HISSSSS!!!

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Text - UMAR UMAR @UMRPXV @UMRPXV So the guy that sits next to me at work is an Israeli jew. He knows I'm a Muslim. Here are He brings in food for the team every couple weeks. A few weeks ago, he brought in doughnuts from Country Style. He looked at me and said, "don't worry, I double checked, they use vegetable oil when they make these so they're halal." some things he's said to me just because I'm Muslim: 4:13 PM Nov 11, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone 4:15 PM Nov 11, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone UMAR @

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Text - 00 the library haunter @SketchesbyBoze "Guys don't express their feelings because showing love is for sissies-" look buddy, if Aragorn son of Arathorn, heir to the throne of Gondor can tenderly kiss Boromir on the head, then what's stopping you from being affectionate? 8:54 AM 22 Dec 19 · Twitter Web App

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Text - sandersstudies Overheard in a coffee shop, long conversation between two men about attempts to get more muscular (both were very tall and skinny) and one said to the other " just wanna be that guy, you know? Like my friend needs his fridge moved and somebody is like 'awww man you're gonna have to call a moving company' and then my friend is like 'nah, man, I got my buddy Alex,' you know?" What an absolutely adorable reason to want to be strong. Live your dreams, skinny man. Your body is t

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People - THT SWM My 14 yo brother reading to our younger siblings

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Photo caption - WHY DADS BABYWEAR Reasons from Dads.. #57 "Dad's babywear because we want and need to be close to our children. We need this bond. We want to be present in their lives like any parent wants to. Being close is what counts and nobody can take this from us." 35 Danny & Luna (2 years) & Semilla (8 months )

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Community - Amy Pennington @IYouSeek Amy %23 Follow My grandma had surgery on her wrist and couldn't do her own hair so my grandpa did it for her. Cuteness overload. RETWEETS LIKES 98,451 213,405 E Youseek Am

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Text - my grandpa is pure love My pot of gold under the rainbow Text Message Okay Yeah No Q WER TYUI OP ASDFGHJKL Z X C VBNM 123 space return

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Photo caption - This is Richard. He brought everyone in our French class chocolates and a card because he didn't want anyone to feel left out on Valentine's Day. We need more people like Richard cycle me.

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Adaptation - I've learned more about love from watching my dad reluctantly rearrange the living room so my mom can make snow angel boomerangs for her 29 Instagram followers than anything else in life

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Text - 11:13 AM aill 4G 496% thegestianpoet i can't believe that photo of hemsworth hiddleston and taika waititi all taking a nap together that's so cursed and blessed at the same time thegestianpoet i'm the fact that the person taking the photo had to use a panoramic shot to get all of tom in the photo cordaloo the FACT that mark ruffalo is the one who took this and then posted it on facebooks like the nerdy dad he is electricsed I just noticed Taika Waititi is snuggling Chris Hemsworth's legs.

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Twitter Thread: Positive Psychologist Explains Brains Tripping Out

Alexis Hockley hooked it up with a quick and informative thread on what’s potentially taking place in our brains right now, as result of the strange shift in external circumstances. Now more than ever is a time to spread that love and kindness. 

Alexis Hockley hooked it up with a quick and informative thread on what’s potentially taking place in our brains right now, as result of the strange shift in external circumstances. Now more than ever is a time to spread that love and kindness. 

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Text - Alexis Rockley @alexisrockley Let me be clear (a thread): Those "all over the place" feelings you've been having? They are symptoms of stress, NOT personal failures of yours. Do you feel FLAKEY + INCONSISTENT? That's b/c your brain doesn't know what news to brace for next, or what next month will hold.

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Text - Alexis Rockley @alexisroc... ·14 apr. Svarer @alexisrockley TIRED EASILY? That's because your brain is burning your energy 10x faster than usual. CAN'T SEEM TO FOCUS? That's b/c your brain has temporarily shut down some functionality in your prefrontal cortex- the part that juggles complex tasks + planning- due to the stress response. O 12 t7 1.116 5.506 Alexis Rockley @alexisroc.. · 14 apr. Feeling CREATIVELY BLOCKED? That's because your brain has temporarily diverted all its creativity

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Text - Alexis Rockley @alexisroc... 14 apr. SUDDENLY DON'T GIVE AF about future-based goals, projects, or dreams like you used to? That's because your brain knows being short-sighted is a safer way to cope right now. 20 27 1.070 O 5.535 Alexis Rockley @alexisro... ·14 apr. Your plans, creativity, energy, focus + motivation are on a YO-YO right now, b/c your brain believes you need to be EXTREMELY ADAPTIVE. You will not be on this rollercoaster forever. Be patient with your brain. Sincerely, a po

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Text - Alexis Rockley @alexisrockley 2d and since it's become clear so many of us are dealing with this kind of slow-burn stress-if u want more "understand your brain, like your life" content [w/ sources] join my email list bit.ly/alexisemails – or read my book on the science of happiness findyourfyeah.coma YOUR FECK YEAH FIND USCO REALLY HANT ALEXIS ROCKLEY Find Your F*ckyeah alexisrockley.com 325 27 22

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17 Troll-y Instagram Memes That Make Fun Of All The BS

We all know that Instagram and other social media platforms are completely full of fake sh*t, and we’re all guilty of scrolling through it from time to time. Some of us more than others…

So go ahead and scroll through these memes as a little form of schadenfreude. No shame in that!

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Meme - "Women on Instagram be like 'I got new shoes'"

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Tweet that reads, "Just realized those Instagram question things in the stories isnt anonymous Imao I just told 3 random people that they're kinda ugly af"

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Freddy Krueger meme - "GIRLS ON INSTAGRAM BE LIKE"

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Meme - "When Facebook and Instagram are down for the day"

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Meme - "'I am nothing without my following... I have no job qualifications, I could never work a normal job;' Instagram Blogger Cries About Having To Get 9-5 Job After Account Is Deleted"

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Hair - Me: Have an early night sleep Inner me: Keep refreshing all your social media for no reason at all

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Face - When you talk about something and then all of a sudden start seeing ads for it on Instagram and Facebook

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Liqueur - How ppl flex on instagram and what its really like in real life ALL

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Facial expression - depends on the context is 4 followers a lot? in a dark alley? yes, álot. in Instagram? Not at al

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Headgear - When your post finally gets double-digit likes: blacklloraldress

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Junk food - No one: Skinny models on Instagram: I LOOVE pizza haha pizza is life honestly all eat is fast food lol!'

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Shoulder - Cmon Vanessa, DIG DEEP! You wanna work a 9-5 job or post pics of your ass on Instagram?! imematie ini

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Text - wittyidiot @stephenszczerba JESUS CHRIST WAS THE ORIGINAL MILLENNIAL: -still lived at home with his mom & stepdad in his 30s -fermented his own alcohol -thought he was god's gift to the world -tried to start a career as an influencer because he had 13 followers

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Food - Michael Tiberi @michaelisbasic Isaw this travel blogger's photo and thought she was sitting in a giant pizza.

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Text - Donovan @схсоре Nobody: Absolutely no one: Not a single soul on this Earth: Not even their mom: iNfLuEnCeR: "A lot of you have asked about my skin care routine..."

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Hair - When your sick cave painting of you killing a sabertooth only gets seven oogaboogas: (confused unga bunga)

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Girl’s Twitter Thread Drips With Awkwardness

Man, you can just feel the energy of the awk being channeled in this quick Twitter thread. Real or not, just picturing this girl trying to live tweet, and then live tweeting herself into an awkward situation, is gold in and of itself. 

Man, you can just feel the energy of the awk being channeled in this quick Twitter thread. Real or not, just picturing this girl trying to live tweet, and then live tweeting herself into an awkward situation, is gold in and of itself. 

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Text - lanzo @babyhaim I'm definitely standing in line behind a guy and a girl on their first date. He's totally about to make a move and I'm feelin real awk

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Text - lanzo @babyhaim Do I start singing kiss the girl quietly behind them?

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Text - lanzo O @babyhaim Never live tweeting again #sorrychris #goodtoseeyou

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Hilarious Scottish Twitter Gems

Man, we love the Scottish Twitter. It’s clearly the best Twitter. One can really get a taste for the Scottish culture through their tweets. It’s particularly fun to read the tweets out loud. If you really commit to it, you might actually sound Scottish for a hot second. While, of course, you have no idea what you’re saying. 

Man, we love the Scottish Twitter. It’s clearly the best Twitter. One can really get a taste for the Scottish culture through their tweets. It’s particularly fun to read the tweets out loud. If you really commit to it, you might actually sound Scottish for a hot second. While, of course, you have no idea what you’re saying. 

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Text - Natalie O'Donoghue @Nataliealana87 #Overheard in Glasgow. "A butterfly is just a moth ga'un on a night out".

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Text - @caitlinnn_19 · 18h mental how the louvre is just the french version ae the forge shopping centre CT FORGE 29 27 592 7,326

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Dish - james @semaj554 · 23h Big man's cooked this under a lamp Steven 1888 @1888steven · 1d My fried eggs are getting close to being perfect. Don't worry about the sausage btw, that's pepper on it.

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Text - Brian McGuire @brianmcguire95 Don't hink my da gets how to use emojis 00 00000 EE 4G 10:13 41% ( Messages Dad Mob Details iMessage You going st Mirren game Yes Steven picked me up on our way! Ur texts didn't come through till now Delivered Today 10:13 Enjoy your break Iv You lots Kevin's sister passed away today Message

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Text - J'eyWhite @j0eywhite Biggest lie told by yer maw has defo got to be "yer dinners ready come down" | still fall for it every fkn time just to stoat aboot the kitchen like a spare prick for 5mins 18:23 · 11 Feb 19 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Texting ma pals before quarantine: - Awrite fannybaws? Texting ma pals during quarantine: - T hope your family is in good health

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Text - dylan sangster @dylansangster_ why is it so awkward walking back after u bowl in bowlin

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Text - Josh Charlton @Josh_Charlton1 · 23h imagine walking hame after a 3 day bender and seeing a house taking its jacket aff. Get that to fuck Engineering @en.. · 22/04/2020 The Unzipped Building 38 27987 13.7K

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Text - Darren Fox @MrFox13 How class is it when ur pet comes and joins you in the garden eh, both just sunbathing having a great time. Tell you what if ma cat could talk a bet he'd turn to me and say "some fucking weather the day ma man" and wink as he gubs a can eh tennents

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Text - jordantipping @jordantipping_ IKE Ma maw said l'd never make a car out of spaghetti, should've seen her face when a drove pasta hahahahaha

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Product - MARTIN STONE @stonefish100 Spent afternoon sprucing up the step daughters bedroom for the grand arrival of her new bed. She's well chuffed cos she's bought it herself. T open the box ready to assemble the dreaded flat pack..the daft fucker has only gone & spunked 250 quid on a headboard. No bed. Vertaal Tweet

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Text - montyyyy @montyyyy17 Never understood why acts at festivals shout 'are you ready' aye two seconds pal a needty tie my lace pause the tunes

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Door - JustMunz @_lamMunz_ ALWAYS ME Replaced the clock wae a pizza and ma maws keeps walking past it no even realising a 12 4,

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Transport - Don't #VisitScotland. Totally overrated. The Forth Bridge is a huge disappointment - much smaller in real life than it looks in the photos. #StayAtHome DO 288 29 Comments 29 Shares O Like Comment A Share Ton Fan Ann Murdoch That is not the fourth bridge.

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Text - Charlie Allan × @Charlieallan164 Someone on my snap chat is feeding a wee hedgehog out the back wae slices of ham and I dunno what I expected hedgehogs tae eat but it certainly was not SLICES OF HAM 11:23 · 20 Apr 20 · Twitter for iPhone 79 Retweets 3,636 Likes

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Text - Dylan Stewart @dylanstewartcfc Canny believe somebodies broke into my shed n stole my limbo stick, How low can ye go 22:14 · 14/04/2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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Wordsmiths That Lit People Up Online

Oh yeah, we’ve got a fresh collection of fiery banter and insults from the online world’s most tenacious wordsmiths. Some people take it upon themselves to deliver all kinds of reality checks, witty insults, etc, to others in the online world that seem to be in need of a quick wakeup. Never underestimate the power of the written word. These folks definitely got humbled. 

Oh yeah, we’ve got a fresh collection of fiery banter and insults from the online world’s most tenacious wordsmiths. Some people take it upon themselves to deliver all kinds of reality checks, witty insults, etc, to others in the online world that seem to be in need of a quick wakeup. Never underestimate the power of the written word. These folks definitely got humbled. 

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Text - Sunday River @sundayriver May 1 We not own or have an official affiliation with the Sunday River Brewing Company. They are a local restaurant down the access road. In following the orders of the state of Maine and federal guidelines to reduce the spread of COVID-19, we will continue to remain closed. 27 4 27 gomax @gomax774092732 - 21h You have no balls 3 t7 Sunday River @sundayriver Replying to @gomax774092732 @grenierad2 and 4 others Our social media team is composed of all women, so yo

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Text - Paul Joseph Watson O @PrisonPlan. · May 1 Mexican food is the most overrated shit ever. What the fuck is a "taco" supposed to be? Cornish pastie, bitch. 4.2K 27 667 6.6K Show this thread Replies Mark Rendiano 2 @MarkRendiano · May 1 Replying to @PrisonPlanet A Brit talking smack about other cuisines is like a dung beetle criticizing a butterfly's choice of dinner. 44 27 379 5.6K

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Text - Saya Olivia Hayashi 3 April at 23:46 · e ... Please stop saying you "researched it." You didn't research anything and its highly probable that you dont even know how to do so. Did you compile a literature review and write abstracts on each article? Or better yet, did you collect a random sample of sources and perform independent probability statistics on the reported results? No? Did you at least take each article, one by one and look into the source ( that would be the author, publisher

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Text - grumpythebarbarian Tyron @TyronWilson you are not a slytherin, you are 32 2019-06-12, 7:06 AM E ms-demeanor The character Harry potter is 36. People who are 32 were in the exact age range to match Harry as the books were being published, they probably grew up with it and it was probably important to them if they're still talking about their Hogwarts house. Being an adult doesn't have to be a joyless slog of work and taxes, you're allowed to continue enjoying your childhood interests, and

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Text - Potatoes are 100% from Ireland I dont know what that kid was smoking 12 21h Like Reply Just googled it for you: 004 21h Like Reply https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki /Potato EN.WIKIPEDIA.ORG Potato - Wikipedia 21h Like Reply

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Text - "The potato was first domesticated in the region of modern-day southern Peru and northwestern Bolivia between 8000 and 5000 BC. It has since spread around the world and become a staple crop in many countries." 11 21h Like Reply r how does it spread to an island? 21h Like Reply

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Text - Which was their man food source 21h Like Reply Just googled it for you: O07 21h Like Reply https://en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Boat 40 EN.WIKIPEDIA.ORG Boat - Wikipedia 21h Like Reply

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Text - hi-def-doritos A while back I heard my friend (male) insult another dude by saying, "You look like the kind of guy who wouldn't go to Wal-Mart to buy his girlfriend a box of tampons" and I still think about that crowning insult sometimes manasaysay My dad once called another guy "someone who thinks loading the dishwasher once in a while makes him less of a man" hi-def-doritos I like your dad already charming-tothelast one time my dad's boss was giving him shit for always leaving work earl

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Text - November 11 at 9:17am - Philadelphia, PA Last week I corrected my professor in Art History class and she took it pretty hard. I basically proved her knowledge wrong and got thrown out of class for it! Thankfully rest of the students protested this move and followed me out. They asked me to hold the next "class" at my house and teach them the next chapter. Eventually we all went to the deparment head and complained so the teacher is now suspended and have an A in the class. Like Comment Sh

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Text - iguanamouth i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said "ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there" and i said "well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?" and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said "lets watch sonic the hedgehog" dinogatorr tumors grow, are they supposed to be there? its called "evolution", just because its there doesnt

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Text - All Course Announcement Fall 2016 BIO 101 - 15 General Biology! 5 minutes ago Final Exam Grades Open Dismiss Hi, All. I have your final exam grades Guys I really wanted to believe that Virginia Western was not the cesspool of morons all my fellow Biology faculty told me it would be. Unfortunatly your finals, which I purposely made as easy as humanly possible. tanked harder than a Kardashian marriage I personally apologize for expecting the bare minimum from you as students. If you look at

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Text - fractalphony · 40m 1 Award Maybe don't spend all of your paycheck on take out food, a desk full of make-up, the latest flagship phone, and a spare room full of "outfits", then you would possess what is adults refer to as " savings"... Freedom carries responsibility. Within the confines of freedom, you are wholly free to fail. Edit: a letter -16 Reply benho3 · 29m Maybe don't assume everyone has all these things you speak of and that they live on take out food. The inability to put yoursel

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Text - r/AskReddit In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity? Vote 14 1 Share SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL Tar 1h How tall are you? Reply

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Text - ••WeJustMet•. @Im_Not_Cheryl Repeat after me: "It's a guy's duty to pay the bill at the raustarant, that's why it's called 'MEN'U Deacon Tolu @Bams_Jnr Or It's the responsibility of both parties that's why it's called Me'N'u

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Text - idk what's so sad about the mars rover dying, I'm gonna die cold and alone too 9:28 AM 15 Feb 19 ili View Tweet activity 27 Retweets 106 Likes 1d Replying to Difference is the mars rover contributed to society 01

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Text - Tara McCarthy Follow @TaraMcCarthy444 I'm so proud that we are creating an international alliance of nationalists! Together we will beat globalism. 7:46 PM - 23 Oct 2017 Alexandra Scarin' Follow @alexandraerin This is the best tweet since the Flat Earth Society announced it has members all over the globe.

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Text - Ugh my back is so sore Baby l'm so sorry :c Did you sleep on it poorly? I can grab you some ibuprofen :c No it's from carrying your ass through 4 dungeons last night ОН I SEE

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Text - Asked a woman sitting alone on the plane if she'd switch seats with me (just one seat in front of her, still window) so I could sit next to my friend and she said no. Genuinely never had anyone say no to that type of request before. Can't imagine being that selfish honestly O 127 2718 ♡ 1,776 Or another way to look at it... A stranger asked me to switch seats & I declined. He then painted me as an awful person & only saw things from his own point of view. Can't imagine being that selfish,

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Text - Last night dreamt that he cheated on me and we broke up, now i don't know if i should respond to his "good morning beautiful" or give him attitude all day . #MenAreTrash Tweet vertalen 24 okt. 19 om 07:05 · Twitter for Android 1 Retweet 7 Vind-ik-leuks Als antwoord op @ Just because you dreamed something doesn't mean it's real. It shows distrust in your partner. And then the menaretrash hashtag, ugh. Just because you don't trust someone doesn't mean that men are asshole's. That shows that

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Text - Jeremy C. Shipp @JeremyCShipp "OK Boomer" marks the end of friendly generational relations? It wasn't the 10 million articles blaming poor, underpaid millennials for killing every industry? E The New York Times O @nytimes · 7h Fed up with older people who just don't get it, Gen Z has a retort to push back against adults: "Ok boomer" nyti.ms/2PuYXcK

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Text - 4h but bro you're literally a package delivery guy. As if that's something to be proud of Imao Reply -91 • 3h It actually is. Don't be a dickhead. You should be abso- lutely ashamed of yourself for trying to put down some- ones profession. Especially if the position is unionized and gets great great pay and benefits (UPS) or tenured gvt jobs with amazing benefits and pay (USPS). Mail carrier is an amazing career to have if you can work your way up. ANY job is better than no job and you tr

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Text - Per Replying to @TheTodayShow I challenge any game maker to come up with a game that rewards kids to be empathetic to situations involving other 'players/game characters' & rewards them for kind gestures & behaviours; and also positively reinforces kindness, politeness & constructively can problem solve. O 130 32 Journey, Undertale, Stardew Valley, the entire Fallout series, Minecraft, Animal Crossing, Harvest Moon, the vast majority of role-playing games made by Bioware. Would you like r

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Text - TIME TIME @TIME Millennials want jobs and education, not marriage and kids Kelly @kellyblaus Alternate headline: Y'all fucked up the economy so badly that we can't focus on marriage and kids because we're struggling to afford to live

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Text - The cost to operate this printer each month is equivalent to: - 4,000 Taco Bell tacos - 1,084 gallons of gas - 42 tickets to Disney World Think Before You Ink A Student Wants You to Know: With my tuition I could pay for • 41, 460 Taco Bell tacos • 10, 365 gallons of gas • 465 tickets to Disney World With this, times 5,200 students, I should be able to print whatever the hell I want.

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Wood - Let's not go into 2020 being fools phone flipped over means either you hiding something or cheating 2 KILLER KING @killerkingggg NoI flip my phone over to let you insecure fools know Im focused on you

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Text - Kristin @sodangfancy22 · 2d I graduated from college 8 years ago today. I was 28. I refused to go into debt for college so I joined the military. I kept my grades up and they took care of me. #CancelStudentDebt is a slap in the face to many like me. Q 3,278 275,985 27.7K Spanky McDutcherson @thatdutchperson Replying to @sodangfancy22 Imagine thinking "I had to enter into a situation where potentially would have died or maybe would have had to kill others so that I wouldn't go into crippli

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50 Funky Memes For When You Wanna Feel Fine

Happy hump day, y’all! As a reward for making it all the way to Wednesday, we’ve put together this fine assortment of memes and tweets to help make your life feel a little less pathetic. You’re welcome!

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People - me as a parent NLLDES TOY YTR Toy Jory SE

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Leather - Can't kill the undying. See you at Area 51!

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Text - Babs Gray @BabsGray Prob my least favorite song lyrics from Hamilton Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel 1h My dead fingernail that I jammed in a door a month ago finally came off Y'all wanna see Show this poll 9:23 AM 7/12/19 Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Okay but this is a real life struggle for me I'm Fat So Don't Park CLOSE!!!!! HAVE A NICE DAY!

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Text - Chipotle @ChipotleTweets Yes, we deliver to Area 51. 10:31 pm 15 Jul 19 Twitter Web Client 33.3K Retweets 202K Likes

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Electronic device - the coffee machine at work is personally attacking me ThundeDungcon Cashless failure FEINATED SELECTION CAFE

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Text - Alex Blechman @AlexBlechman Eccentric Millionaire: I've invited you to my private island because I crave the deadliest game... Me: (nodding) Knife Monopoly Eccentric Millionaire: I was actually going to hunt you for sport, but now I'm really interested in whatever Knife Monopoly is

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Text - Megan @meganmurphyy "Hey dad nice sneakers" 11% Amazon 6:15 PM Dad Today 6:13 PM Can u do me a favor can u get me a new pair of sneakers on amazon prime and I'll pay u for them size 12 you pick them out ok? Yes Or should I ask Shannon Go on amazon and pick out a pair 'll get them U want u to pick them Idk what kind you like Delivered Sneakers that u would say hey dad nice sneakers

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Text - Jimmy @JamesNassar1 My girlfriend called me over to watch Netflix and now I'm mad as hell cause she picked Stranger Things. Nobody has sex during a show that good.

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Text - The Captain @sgrstk Women like men who make plans, commit to those plans, and still have a few surprises left in them. This is why your girlfriend is obsessed with serial killers.

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Text - Andy Ward @adubjose me: hello... yes, one salad please salad person: of course.. your total is $17.82 me: yes.. and.. that seems perfect and normal.. may i have a drink? salad person: yes.. and.. your total is now $23.88 me: yes and thank you very much this is reasonable and great

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Text - Samantha Matt @SamanthaMatt1 Today I was walking down the street in a bright pink skirt and this little girl walked by grabs her mom and goes, 'look at that old woman's skirt!' and now my funeral is on Tuesday

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Text - Ali Kolbert @AliKolbert Remember when you were little and someone would say "let's have a playdate, ask your mom if you can" and you wouldn't want to so you would be like "sorry, mom says no" I'm 25 and still trying to use that line.

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Alligator - T have read it all i FOX NEWS 1 MIN READ . Tennessee police warn not to flush drugs down toilet for fear of creating 'meth-gators'

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Product - what episode of the office is this SPDERMAN SPDERMAN Far Frele Far Fr a Tihave a lot of L's in my name and A's so respect anyone who has a double consonant T've got two LS in my name Whalever. 1:00 pm 02 Jul 19 Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Regular Frog @FrogCroakley The movie 'yesterday', but Jason Statham is the only person who can remember what sausages are, and he keeps desperately trying to show butchers and they just laugh him out of their shops like "mate who wants a condom full of mince??" 6:52 am 8/7/19 Twitter for Android

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Text - 5 signs you should probably be making more effort You're proud of the fact you can watch an entire TV season You almost exclusively wear elastic-waist in one sitting. pants. hartbigcanon Honestly Cosmo, I came out to have a good time and I'm feeling so attacked right now.

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Text - Aol.com @lukasbattle Therapist:lets go back to that day Me: no I cant Therapist: I want to hear you say out loud what you found out that day Me: [sniffles] When ppl go on house hunters they've already bought the house they want.The producers just show them two random houses they pretend to consider

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Text - Friend: Customers in restaurants can't be that bad. Me: Wanna bet?? Verizon LTE 10:17 PM 50% Omaha_Scanner 3 hrs Caller to 911 says the restaurant served them bad appetizers after a long wait. #OmahaScanner

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Text - Mason Ramsey @masonramsey The year is 2043. I'm fully grown up with my own ranch and kids and Lil Nas x is still releasing old town remixes. 1:26 PM 7/12/19 Twitter for iPhone

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Text - insomniacmillenial @insomniacmille1 Me when my friends refuse to rent out a yacht for my birthday taye @ayinsane 3h not to be dramatic but the world doesn't deserve me

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Room - me in 2003 trying to decide if i should wake my parents up after having a scary dream

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Text - Honest Restaurant Manager @managerhonesty Me: I'm going to go to the doctor, l've just been feeling off the last month and I just can't figure out what's wrong. Also me: Works 60 hrs/wk, sleeps 3 hours a night, eats crackers for meals, only drinks Vodka and Red Bull, says yes to literally everything

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Physical fitness - When you're in the cinema and somebody needs to pass by..

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Text - Hunter @HunterMitchel14 Signed up for my company's 401k but I'm nervous cuz I've never ran that far before

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Text - K. Baba @Unkle_K I hate flying insects man, you can fly FOR FREE. You could fly to any holiday destination of your choice but here you are in my face 7/21/18, 4:05 AM 26K Retweets 57.2K Likes

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Text - 9yo me jumping down from the roof into a bunch of bushes yelling "PARKOUR" my dad my mom my older brother LE!

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Text - |Whiskeypedia @JocMaxedOut What if that light at the end of the tunnel when we die is just being US pushed out of another vagina?! 8:19 AM 15 Jul 19 Twitter for Android

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Text - Me *sitting down as a kid* Parents awww so cute Neighbours visiting awww how are you doing little man Me: HI

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Sky - The cities in the background are approx. 16miles apar... where is the curve? please explain this With the circumference of 24901 miles, you are looking at a curvature of around .2 degrees, or a little more than 10 feet at 16 miles away. May I say, that curvature is still sianificantlv hiaher than vour IQ.

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Text - @cozynanz Bitches do their makeup just to have a photo shoot in their room and not even go out, it's me l'm bitches.

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Blue - @ 48% D Xfinity Mobile 8:56 PM l Xfinity Mobile @48% 8:56 PM 1 What's the lowest you'll take? Lowest I'll go is $700 Today 8:45 PM Hey man, you still have the MacBook Pro? $200? Sure why not Yeah Ok where do you want to meet 101 main in Burlington in about 10 minutes? What's the lowest you'll take? Lowest l'll go is $700 Sounds good Hey I'm here $200? Cool, head inside Sure why not Into the comedy club? Ok where do you want to meet Yeah. Then head up on the stage and tell your jokes to so

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Text - 2.85 . 39% O 10:38 KB/S Jocelyn Today 10:06 PM Yo, do u get like extra discount for Costco dogs and frozen yogurt? Cus that's wifey material right there Unfortunately That's why I'm on tinder Damn You could have just lied to me, I would have fallen in love, we eventually got married, had kids, and then on my deathbed you tell me it was a lie, and then I say, I knew all along, as I drift off into the next chapter of life Haha we all have flaws. I have two. I am a bad liar and 2nd I don't g

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Text - Mother Cusser @MotherCussr Some parents run a tight ship. I run a pirate ship. There's swearing, drinking, and occasional mutiny from the crew I created

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Photo caption - When someone asks me where I get all my memes from "I GOT FRIENDS IN LOW PLACES"

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Text - Hannah Berner @beingbernz One minute you are young and fun and the next minute you're excited about a crockpot.

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Cartoon - SQ0OF @xsqoof The Simpsons ain't ever lied to me AREA 51 WARNING: DO NOT ENTER!

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Pink - Also what I look for in a mate. WANTED SERVER SOBER SOMEWHAT SANE NON DRAMATIC ABLE TO WORK FLEXABLE HOURS SARCASM HELPFUL MATURE PERSON THAT CAN HANDLE A JOB FOR MORE THAN TWO WEEKS OUNE

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Product - Hung up this really cute picture of my wife in her office today EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH

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Text - Kyle @cosmoskyle No one: Religious anti-vax moms on Facebook: Marianne Williamson @marwil... 4/30/09 God is BIG, swine flu SMALL. See every cell of your body filled with divine light. Pour God's love on our immune systems. Truth protects.

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Text - Nik @stfulol at target I passed by this family and the dad was on Snapchat sayin "gang gang we out here at target doing that family shit" and that touched my heart fr 12:29 PM 7/13/19. Twitter for iPhone 48.8K Retweets 294K Likes

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Text - P ablo @young_picassoo 1h Me walking my alien out of Area 51 and telling him that he needs to try a Wendy's 4 for 4 as soon as he can 20 7,256 t21,782 Wendy's @Wendys Replying to @young_picassoo nice 12:04 PM 7/12/19 Twitter Web Client

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Text - trish @ULTRAGLOSS stranger things is sci-fi not because of the superpowers and monsters and alternate planes of reality but because men like steve harrington just don't exist in the real world 5:55 PM 7/7/19 Twitter for iPhone

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Text - drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste me, 1988: my dad calls everything by the wrong name. why doesn't he know what anything is me: 2018: calling my kid's mindcraft game "computer legos" is way funnier than saying mindcraft and it pisses her off every time

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Text - @trumpetcake 2d Ted Travelstead Always carry a potato wrapped in foil to a party. It's a conversation starter: "Ever seen a lion's egg?" A conversation avoider: "Excuse me! Hot hot hot!" A conversation ender: "Just got this cyst removed. Feel how heavy!" Always carry a potato wrapped in foil to a party.

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Text - angelwormwood angelwormwood if the government doesn't want us to try to break into places like area 51 then they should stop calling it cool shit like that. it's like "don't touch" signs on museum displays if you tell me it's forbidden i want in! what are u hiding! i need access to the secrets!!! angelwormwood sign: KEEP OUT! RESTRICTED AREA! NO ENTRY! PRIVATE PROPERTY! NO TRESPASSING!

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Text - Phillip Ryland Ford @RebaFanClub pretty girl walking down street* *fix my posture* *suck in gut* put phone in pocket* tighten my jaw* make eye contact then immediately look away* "nice" 10:54 AM 7/11/19 Twitter for iPhone

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Pizza - Naija Gym Blog @naijagym Two slices of pizza are the equivalent to swallowing 3 spoons of warm oil. Do you feel like eating pizza now? jovan @EhJovan i've swallowed worse warm fluids

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Cat - milfnaruto i cant take it anymore god made a baby lynx without any regards for proportions and i cant stop thinking about that. look at this

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10 Cringey Nice Guys Who Need To Cool It With The Role-Play Speak

What is it with Nice Guystm and role-playing? This should go without saying, but we don’t like that sh*t, so although this might seem harsh, we’re doing you a service here. Dudes, if you’re reading this, we hate that we have to remind you not to do this, but here we are.

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Text - Hello; Who's this? *blushes deeply* Oh...uh...oh god I wasn't expecting that right of the bat...I'm Vincent from 3rd period. My acquaintance gave me your KiK. R Okay... ground and takes deep breath* So what are your plans for this weekend? *fiddles with hands nervously* *looks Can you like not *recoils head in shock* What is it that you mean? Ugh *A bulge grows larger in pants to signify confidence* I'm sorry! What is it that I am wrong? 21st century women (sluts) like yourself insuffera

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Text - *Leans closer to* what *Softly pets* Nice to meet you xD what are you doing

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creepy asteriks - Text - *looks to my feet shyly and then to you* youre pretty smart for a girl you know that right *blushes* Um I'm pretty sure other girls are smart. *eyes widen in a bit of surprise* THINKS TO MYSELF: oh no oh no she didnt like that. "W-well its just boilogy that men are smarter. We have higher IQ's on average. Like my IQ is 159.. Anyway lets move on" *smiles cheerfully* I'm going to block you now *looks in shock* "why....I thought you were nice but youre actually a birch. ..

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Text - "Today excessively starting to sweat* so do you want to maybe grab some coffee tomorrow? 19:49 Sorry, I'm not interested 2049 staring confused to the wall* remember I hold the door open for you, lend you a pencil in class and even made you a coffee??? 20:50 s-s-so you're not int-t terested? 20:51 Yup, that's what I said. Sorry Can you also please stop roleplaying, I absolutely hate it. 21:48 staring confused to the wall intensifies*"

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Text - "*eyes water, and I begin to cry* it's okay, no one wanted to go on a date sometime loves me anyways I have a boyfriend dude, you"

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creepy asteriks - Text - I'm not interested sorry *Looks at you firmly* "I'll give you one more chance. I know you're tired of normal men, right?" *Bites lip* "I can take you places you never possible. Just take my hand." Slowly outstretches palm* thought r Lol holy shit dude. You need to stop messaging me before I puke Stares in confusion* "But.. But....okay.." *Slowly starts to walk away* K *looks back sadly* *suddenly angrey* "You know what? I'm a nice quy. I'm tired of saying it." *turns aro

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creepy asteriks - Text - l Verizon 11:03 AM 75% i *nervously approaches with my hands clasped together, eyes shyly cast downward* H-hello, my beautiful Queen *timidly raises my gaze to you, a soft smile playing across my lips* M- may I kindly a-ask how you are on this day? takes in a soft gasp of air as drink in your glowing beauty, nervously awaiting your reply* oh hell no NO. look i'm 100% not here for this f king weird asterisks roleplay st so PLEASE just don't ok recoils in shock at your rud

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creepy asteriks - Text - Orange F 94% 19:57 T. T like to be submissive sometimes *gets on my hands and knees and crawls to you * Haha Oh my *looks up at you innocently That's not the kind of roleplay I was expecting You're awaking some dark middle school memories I'm sorry Mistress... *kisses your feet gently Tapez un message... GIF

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creepy asteriks - Text - l AT&T 8:38 PM 7 20% i 115 hi :3 *extends hand Who is this hmmmmmm *gives shy look* maybe you'll have to find out ;) *sticks out tongue* I don't know who tf you are but I'm about 3 seconds from blocking you o noooo u wouldn't! *thinks in my head of plan* *gets plan* it's from waz hoping *sweats A LOT* hang out??? *adjust collar nervously* we could...uh Aren't you the kid who got caught watching porn in the library? Hard pass. Blocked. iMessage

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creepy asteriks - Text - Jared online Today *staring confused to tne wall intensifies* jessica, I know youre talking to adam, but he's just a jerk! I will do all I can for you, youre my princess, and I'll be your prince! just give it a go! After class tomorrow, I'll give you a present which Ive prepared! 21:49 Please stop. This is just weird. 22:15 *cries in a corner* wel-l-I-I- Im still your prince in my dreams. I will treat you right and cuddle with you unlike Adam who just wants to put his c

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Twitter Thread: People’s Funniest Minutes Of Fame

People on Twitter are describing their funniest moments with having the infamous, “minute of fame.” Fame can come and go fast as a lightning strike. It can completely change someone’s reality for a bit, and then vanish as fast as it showed up. 

People on Twitter are describing their funniest moments with having the infamous, “minute of fame.” Fame can come and go fast as a lightning strike. It can completely change someone’s reality for a bit, and then vanish as fast as it showed up. 

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Facial expression - Anna Rumer @AnnaRumer Replying to @chrissyteigen I looked *very* uncomfortable in the background of Very Cavallari once.

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Transport - Ahri Findling @THEYCALLMEAHRI Replying to @chrissyteigen Used to work for a sporting goods store & a model didn't show up so they asked me to take a single photo. Wound up in every store on the east coast and in the newspapers for 6 months. And yes they made me wear spanx & had to cut them off bc I couldn't get them over my shoulders. CLEATS MEN'S REEBOK 3 IN I SYSTEMS JACKET Reebok THREE IN ONE SYSTEMS JACKET • WEAR SHELL OR INNER JACKET SEPARATELY • WEAR TOGETHER FOR MAXIMUM WARMTH

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Product - Jessie Cannizzaro @JessCannizzaro Replying to @chrissyteigen When I was 91 was the model for this Dorothy kids costume. Wasn't till I was in college that I realized the costume is still sold in stores worldwide! And the picture ended up on...Bill Maher? Ah, life! IS 7:20 / 8:49

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Text - Jessie Cannizzaro @JessCannizzaro Replying to @JessCannizzaro and @chrissyteigen Also my brother and I were on an R.L. Stine book when I was 5. I wasn't supposed to be, but the girl who was hired didn't show up to the shoot? Anyway we had R.L. Stine sign it for us at Comic Con once and he said "This is awesome!" and "I don't remember you." Ah, fame is fickle! TEAR STREET SAGAS RESTINE AUTOGRAPHING Fod OGRAPHING ABLE 11 fndcop COMCON PoucON TABLE 12 doo pe Fedpop FOMICCON Innocent... or ev

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People - Jessica Leary @mrsjessicaleary Replying to @chrissyteigen In 2001 my childhood friends and I went to an @NSYNC concert at Foxboro Stadium and our picture ended up in Teen People Magazine. ISUMMER CONCERTSS WHO NEEDS FRONROW SEAIS MON S FO AMHIND THE-SCENES LOOK AT NSYNC'S POPODYSSEY HE VANS WARPED TOUR AND THE SEASONS OTHER HOTTICKET SHOWS "nsync POPODYSSEY OPO, MASS wthbbmat dream and tonya mhel

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Friendship - JOEY craves physical contact @lordnslayvior Replying to @chrissyteigen 9 years ago I jumped in a duck pond on a dare & my friend got in to take pics with me & after putting it on FB it went viral as an awkward engagement photo & now I'm the 9th search result for "awkward engagement photos". We didn't even date like l'm gay I don't remember her name 3:19 Q e awkward engagement photos

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24 Sick And Sad Cringe Pics For Anyone Who Wants To Feel Bad

Forget wholesome content and happy memes. Sometimes we all need to scroll through a selection of cringey moments that can only be described as “dumpster fire.” You know, so we can all feel a bit better about ourselves.

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cringe - Text - month ago If a girl ever tells me to quit gaming I'll tell her to live on the street. You can't take a hobby away from me that I've had since childhood and brings me happiness and joy. 18

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cringe - Nose - Every Nice guy HAS A DARKSIDE

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cringe - People

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cringe - Beauty

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cringe - Text - Tweet Iwas badly craving Pizza Hut so I asked my bf if he'd buy it cause I was broke and he said no cause I didn't really need it so l threatened to report him for domestic violence and the mofo was on the app straight away #freepizza

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cringe - Text - 'I was dumbfounded:' Man says DoorDash delivery driver ate half his food before delivering it CNN Wire Service 6 hours ago COURTESY CHRIS PAYTON

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cringe - Tree - SCCT Regional Water Authority is in Hamden, Connecticut. Yesterday at 7:20 PM WATEE 170 YEARS usT We are saddened to report that Hamden's historic "Door Tree," a natural feature celebrated for nearly 150 years, has been cut down by vandals. The RWA Police Department is currently investigating. If you have any information as to who may be responsible, please contact us at 203-562-4020.

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cringe - Adaptation - Pensioner, 68, is ordered to sign the Sex Offender Register after grabbing the crotch of a paramedic treating her for a fall and asking: 'How big is it? By Rory Tingle For Mailonline 09:21, 11 Jul 2019, updated 09:24, 11 Jul 2019 IO+3

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cringe - Eyewear - The number of people who are mad that I will be imbibing m'lady's sacred nectar is baffling Probably just jealous. 4:55 PM-3 Jul 2019 282 Retweets 1,641 Likes

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cringe - Cartoon - So I hear that some people believe that being a brony is gay. I told Pyro, Sparkup, and Merlin this. They didn't like what I said. People should know that not only are us bronies artistic, some bronies are in the military, trained to kill. Some of us, like me, also have very sharp katanas lying around. So, if you have a problem with the idea of older people watching My Little Pony Friendship is Magic, this sword is ready.

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Twitter Thread: English Teacher Meets Foreign Student With Understanding

This wholesome Twitter thread from @AskAKorean, includes a story about their experience with taking a quiz in an American classroom shortly after immigrating. Naturally, the quiz was confusing in the whole new language presented. But, the teacher met the student’s confusion with kindness and understanding. That understanding ultimately propelled the student forward with excitement and passion. A little push can go a long way. 

This wholesome Twitter thread from @AskAKorean, includes a story about their experience with taking a quiz in an American classroom shortly after immigrating. Naturally, the quiz was confusing in the whole new language presented. But, the teacher met the student’s confusion with kindness and understanding. That understanding ultimately propelled the student forward with excitement and passion. A little push can go a long way. 

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Text - T.K. of AAK! @AskAKorean · 2d Remember: nearly all Americans came from somewhere else. More ITS SPRING! Americans are coming from abroad as we speak. So if you're born and raised in America, I hope you would be kind and patient with the new arrivals. I hope you would be the Ms. Gallagher to someone else. /end

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Twitter Thread: Star Wars Characters And How They Drink Their Coffee

The force is strong with this thread. Twitter user @ViWiWrites shared a recent thread that imagines how various Star Wars characters drink their coffee. It’s awesome, and maybe accurate. 

The force is strong with this thread. Twitter user @ViWiWrites shared a recent thread that imagines how various Star Wars characters drink their coffee. It’s awesome, and maybe accurate. 

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Twitter Thread: Lizard Creates Hilarious Havoc In Garden

Graham doesn’t play by the rules. Clearly, Graham is busy enjoying life to the fullest. We just need to make sure that Graham doesn’t get behind the wheel after knocking back all that Coors. 

Graham doesn’t play by the rules. Clearly, Graham is busy enjoying life to the fullest. We just need to make sure that Graham doesn’t get behind the wheel after knocking back all that Coors. 

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Text - Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama So. We had a massive infestation of pill bugs who ate our zucchini twice. So we put out beer traps (they go to drink the beer, they fall in.) Then a mystery occurred....

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Text - Jessica Ellis O @baddestmamaja... · 21h v Replying to @baddestmamajama We put the traps in our veggie bed, dug into the soil. They were in fact catching a ZILLION pill bugs. Literally FULL TO THE BRIM by morning. And then the traps started to... Move.

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Soil - Jessica Ellis O v @baddestmamaja... · 20h We would put them out during the day, fine. Go to bed, fine. In the morning--

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Soil - Jessica Ellis O @baddestmamaja... · 20h Alright. So something was happening to the cups. They were disappearing. But to where?

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Text - Jessica Ellis O @baddestmamaja... · 20h Well, it had been extremely windy the night before, and blowing East. Debris all over the yard. Maybe just the wind blew it into the blueberry bush, knocking out all the bugs and beer??

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Organism - Jessica Ellis O @baddestmamaja... · 20h ...but it wasn't windy last night. And yet.

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Text - Text - Jessica Ellis O @baddestmamaja... · 20h v Something. ..something.. Is carefully removing all of the bugs, all of the beer, and burying the cups amongst my prized blueberries. And We have a suspect. We have a suspect.

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Text - Text - Jessica Ellis O v @baddestmamaja.. · 20h Now you never know who is using your garden when you leave it. In the house I grew up in, which backed a creek, we had a myriad of nocturnal visitors, from a river otter and opossums by the dozen to an unfortunate snake whose HEAD we found on the deck one morning.

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Text - Font - @baddestmamaja... · 20h Jessica Ellis O But in LA, we've never really seen much in the yard beyond birds and a snail or two. 8 foot high fences and we're enclosed on the property. Whatever was getting in, it was rather sneaky

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Text - Text - Jessica Ellis O @baddestmamaja... · 20h v And then last night... 4 27 59 2,122 Jessica Ellis O @baddestmamaja... · 20h We found out...we weren't alone 0:16

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Text - Lizard - Jessica Ellis O @baddestmamaja... · 20h v This Snakey looking fellow is an alligator lizard, who seems to be living in our tomatoes. And apparently, every night this week, has been feasting on drunken pill bugs, washing it down with Coors, and dragging the cups into the blueberries for dessert.

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Text - Text - @baddestmamaja... · 20h Jessica Ellis O I don't know if Pilsner is good for Graham (we’ve named him Graham) so I believe the feasts will come to an end, but it just goes to show you never know who will show up when you put out beer. And also we got a drunk lizard to deal with.

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Text - Text - Jessica Ellis O @baddestmamaja... · 14h A LOT of you are advocating for enabling Graham's alcohol habits and need you to take a look at your lives. I don't even know if he's 21. Or a CO. 149 27 384 16.9K Jessica Ellis O @baddestmamaja... · 12h v Pertinent reminder that I like being paid to write and you can HIRE me to do so! For money! And more Graham content!

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Twitter Thread: Message In A Bottle Turns Up 9 Years Later

Seems like a fun experiment to try out. Just write up a random message, throw it in a bottle, toss it out to sea, and see where it washes up. Pretty dang cool. 

Seems like a fun experiment to try out. Just write up a random message, throw it in a bottle, toss it out to sea, and see where it washes up. Pretty dang cool. 

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Customers That Were Spectacularly Wrong

Some customers assume that because customer service exists, they can just go right on with turning their brains off. That’s not exactly how it works. A little common sense is required. And not only a little common sense, but how about some common decency as well? These tweets about customers being completely wrong, are a solid showcase in how the customer is certainly not always right. Yes, Karen can be wrong.

Some customers assume that because customer service exists, they can just go right on with turning their brains off. That’s not exactly how it works. A little common sense is required. And not only a little common sense, but how about some common decency as well? These tweets about customers being completely wrong, are a solid showcase in how the customer is certainly not always right. Yes, Karen can be wrong.

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Text - Dai Lama @WelshDalaiLama They say "the customer is always right". Tell me a story of a customer you've encountered that proves this motto spectacularly wrong.

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Text - SOPH @rfas906 Replying to @WelshDalaiLama My top 3 all while working at Tesco: 1) a smartly dressed man demanding a refund for his pink lady apple as "| cut it up this morning and as you can see it's turning brown"

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Text - Alexa The Vampire Lover : @cosmosblue772 Replying to @WelshDalaiLama I worked in a movie theater and I had to work concessions and rip tickets sometimes. While helping in concessions I missed a couple and I went into the theater to rip their tickets and the husband acted so offended and accused me of not trusting them and left. Such an asshole

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Text - Rhiannon Sandy @RhiannonSandy Replying to @WelshDalaiLama Worked in a hotel for a while. Couple tried to check in, I couldn't find a record of their booking. Bafflement ensued, and obviously it's my fault we've lost the booking. Then they realised they'd turned up a day early.

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Text - Anthony C. Beale @Bealeionaire Replying to @WelshDalaiLama Too many to recall but probably my favourite is when I brought someone a calzone and when I put it down in front of them seeing their shocked face at the folded dough in front of them as they said "what's this I ordered a calzone pizza"

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Text - Mei @MeirionRoberts2 Replying to @WelshDalaiLama I was a butcher and someome rang asking me to break down a whole pig for her. I said 'Yeah, sure its £30" then she asked if she could film me doing it on her phone so she wouldnt have to pay in the future. Phone went down pretty quickly

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Text - Keiran Newberry @ksnewberry Replying to @WelshDalaiLama Work in the rail industry. Passenger asks if the train on the platform was going to Manchester. I told them no, this was the Holyhead train, the Manchester isn't for another half an hour. They argued and shouted it was, it must be, as it stops some of the places the Manchester...

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Text - Keiran Newberry @ksnewberry Replying to @WelshDalaiLama ..does. I kept trying to tell them, but they got on anyway. Now, stops are the same to Shrewsbury, where due to late running it was ran fast to Chester, then Bangor. I do wonder what complaint they made to the staff that had to tell them Holyhead isn't Manchester...

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Food - BillyBudd230 @billybudd23 Replying to @WelshDalaiLama A customer complained that when they opened their bbq, the food wasn't there. When I said the picture was just an indication of what you can cook on it she said she'd 4 more at home in the freezer. EZGRILL Disposable means NO MESS! Lights with 1 MATCH Cooks for up to 136 HOURS Disposable Instant Grill PERFECT FOR OWE ENTERTAINI TAGATNS BEACH PARRES CAMPA NIDLENAE ALL-IN-ONE COMPLETE BBQ! nn LUDCS

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Text - Zachary Loeser @ZacharyLoeser Replying to @WelshDalaiLama Working at Borders there's a kid going nuts on the bargain books which had noisemakers. After 30 min a woman complains to me about how adults weren't disciplining their kids correctly. 15 noisy minutes later she decides to confront the kid - which she realized in shock was HERS.

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Text - Kate Briscoe @celestineLB Replying to @WelshDalaiLama Kim Wilde getting stroppy with me because we don't serve Kir Royale by the bottle, demanded to see the manager. Who promptly over ruled his own rule. I'll never forget her smug smile of victory

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Text - Anna @AnnaSels Replying to @WelshDalaiLama My favourite was the guy who kept taking a bite of the display apples of the pub my friend worked at. She kept telling him to stop. He didn't. So she threw one at him (not ideal). He then left, went across the street, bought a whole frozen chicken, came back, and threw it at her

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Text - Huw Barrett @Huwbut Replying to @WelshDalaiLama Got called out because the owner said he could smell carbon monoxide coming from his boiler. Tried to explain. He's was having none of it.

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Text - Cynthia At Home @SDatLarge We Can Do lh! Replying to @WelshDalaiLama I was a flight attendant and a man complained about his baked potato in flight, "this is a bad potato," he claimed. A senior FA picked up his plate, smacked the potato shouting "BAD POTATO!" Then put it back down.

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Text - Ssuzy @suzy_swears Replying to @WelshDalaiLama A woman pulled up to the curb in front of the store, sent her tween in with a credit card and directions for him to buy her a pack of smokes, she's yelling through the car window it's ok because she's "right here". She didn't get her cigarettes that day.

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Text - Dirt Witch @villagedickhead Replying to @WelshDalaiLama In McDonalds, some woman in the queue was arguing with her teenage son. When she got to the till, she demanded I tell her son that he'd end up working here like me if he didn't get good GCSES. I said "I have a degree" and she just snapped "Oh, how nice for you".

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Text - Neil @_nea102_ Replying to @WelshDalaiLama I worked at a well known computer store (where in the world?). Had a chap almost throw his new computer at me, demanding his money back because it didn't switch on. I unboxed it, set it up & plugged it in. Worked straight away. He screamed "Why did you plug it in, it's wireless!"

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Text - Hemogoblin @grinningsalt Replying to @WelshDalaiLama While I worked in the emergency room, a patient once told the nurse, "the patient is always right." To which the nurse, an absolute icon, responded with, "No."

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Food - Commercial In KEEP CALM @Commercial_Inn DRINK AT THE COMM Replying to @WelshDalaiLama This meal was sent back as inedible and customer wanted a refund

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Text - Rhydd Pugh @Rhyddian Replying to @WelshDalaiLama Had a customer ask if we sell DVDS because she wanted a copy of "Harry Potter and the Chamber Of Commerce". Another asked for "The Hounds of Hell" by Kate Bush. One asked, "Is this record any good?" I replied, "That's a T shirt sir." Pretty much every day in a record shop.

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Text - Lisa Taylor @lisa_anne9999 Replying to @WelshDalaiLama Customer: I'd like a cappuccino - no chocolate on top, no foam and no milk. Me: ... so you'd like a black coffee? Customer: No, I only like cappuccino. I WANT a cappuccino! Me: *makes a black coffee* Customer: Perfect! I don't understand why you had to be so difficult about it

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Text - Lewis Beecham @lewybeech58 Replying to @WelshDalaiLama OH THE BEST ONE. Working in McDonalds, customer ordered a nugget meal, I asked them if they wanted any ketchup, customer replied "no thanks l'll have red sauce".

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Text - Kim C. @Artsykc Replying to @WelshDalaiLama Out of the bazillion ppl we see at Starbucks. A guy that l'd seen once long ago, gets upset I politely ask his order & don't have it memorized. He tells me, down the hill the girls know my order, they're so great. I know the jerks order now, but l'm still going to keep asking!

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Text - @t8ne Replying to @WelshDalaiLama Customer stormed up after standing by the doors to the garden centre, "I've been pressing the service button for 15 minutes and you've been ignoring me!" "Service button?" "Yes, there!" "Ah, that's the button to open the doors you were standing next to; how can I help?"

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Text - S Russ @brontosamus Replying to @WelshDalaiLama Customer "I ordered no tomatoes on these nachos" Me "those are red peppers"

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Text - Zofina @zofina Replying to @WelshDalaiLama "No, it absolutely can't be booked in any other name. I never use another name" "Could it be this name?" "Well, yes, that's my maiden name of course!"

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Text - John @theuserjohnny Replying to @WelshDalaiLama *working on a drink. Them: I said I wanted it iced Me: Umm this isn't your drink?

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Twitter Users Share Polite Ways To Say, F You

Twitter users are banding together to share the polite ways that one can tell another person to, “f off.” You know, when you’ve reached your capacity for whatever kind of BS that someone else is throwing your way, but even then you want to keep the whole show light and polite? Well, these clever ways to politely tell someone, “f you”, might come in handy. 

Twitter users are banding together to share the polite ways that one can tell another person to, “f off.” You know, when you’ve reached your capacity for whatever kind of BS that someone else is throwing your way, but even then you want to keep the whole show light and polite? Well, these clever ways to politely tell someone, “f you”, might come in handy. 

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Text - Ed @Ed40164269 #PoliteWaysToSayFU Every Southern woman knows this one..."Well, bless your heart"...You should really take that as Fuck You!..They mean it...

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Text - Ignoble Savage @drayzze 1) "I'm sorry you feel that way." 2) "Bless your heart." 3) "I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree." 4) "Good luck with that." 5) "Let me know how it goes." 6) "I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you are." #PoliteWaysToSayFU

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Text - ) Okay, Oh Kay @OKDJohnson001 #PoliteWaysToSayFU Bat your eyes and smile while you say Fuck You. It's good to always remain classy.

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Liars That Got Outed By The World’s Truth Seekers

They need to drop the act like yesterday. Seriously, when are these lying liars going to process the fact that people are able to fact check them with a little, simple Google searching. It’s really not that hard to sniff out someone’s BS these days. But alas, it’s as if some liars get so caught up in their dishonest antics that they forget this. 

They need to drop the act like yesterday. Seriously, when are these lying liars going to process the fact that people are able to fact check them with a little, simple Google searching. It’s really not that hard to sniff out someone’s BS these days. But alas, it’s as if some liars get so caught up in their dishonest antics that they forget this. 

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Yellow - Follow THAT BITCH CAROLE BASKIN! did a thing today because I was bored haha #tigerking #joeexotic 11h 6h Reply I am reporting this image. You stole my hard work on facebook and on Instagram now.You are a special kind of garbage person Now Reply 14 likes 11 HOURS AGO Add a comment.. Post

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Font - You're absolutely beautiful So what is your name? I'm Jordan Do you know who is? Why do you ask Because that's the person in the photo you sent me

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Text - 68%115:23 r/NewSkaters Posted by u/[deleted] • 11m Hi I'm Tony Hawk, professional skateboarder, videogame character & philanthropist, ask me anything! Discussion i.redd.it [deleted] Vote Share f TOP COMMENTS 5m So first you post your a guy who only skated for a week, then you were a girl with 3 years of experience, and now your Tony hawk. You know people can see your post history right? Edit: and that photo is from 2014 and was posted on the Reddit AMA twitter Reply

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Text - 1 review a year ago So many fake positive reviews here. Do not go to this shop, go to apple store instead, it worth the wait. Their Apple licence should be revoked. Took my 2017 Touchbar 15" MBP to this place, was told liquid damage indicator tiggered. $1000+ to get logicboard replaced.Then I went to Apple Store chatswood, they told me there was no water damage and get it replaced under warranty. Check out those 1 star reviews I am not the only one have this kind of experience with them.

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Text - CHIPOTLE Bella The Husky Single Taco - Soft with White Rice, Chicken, Sour Cream, and Cheese Entree:3 of 3 95 6 Comments O Like Comment Lies. You add that yourself when you add food to your cart. Like - Reply - 27m

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Text - Posted by u hour ago TIFU by forgetting my girlfriend's birthday, our two year anniversary and Valentine's Day (all of which fall on the same day) after she had got me Superbowl tickets for my birthday Yeah, you stole this entire thing from a post 4 years ago. https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/45x93r/tifu_by_forgetting_my_girlfriends_birthday_our/? utm medium=android_app&utm_source=share I'm also convinced you've made multiple accounts where you repost TIFU posts and then switch to a

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Text - Fastest Car vs. Fastest Helicopter - Which is Faster? 823K views Musk's Tesla Roadster is the fastest car at 31 Km per second 13 Bull shit dumbass. The regera r is the fastest, followed by the 2017 ford gt40. Followed by the Hennessy venom gt. The roaster isn't even a car, and is just an idea. It doesnet exist, it hasn't ever been made, but in 6 years (Actual Time) it will. And then, this year's new hensesy will have a much faster time.

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Text - your comment is laughable. Firstly, he was making a joke about the Roadster shot into space. Secondly, there is no such thing as a Regera R. There's an Agera R, and an Agera RS, which held the record at the time you wrote your comment. Thirdly, the 2017 Ford GT is not a GT40. And the one that broke the 300mph barrier was not the 2017 model. Fourthly, the Roadster 2.0 is in the concept phase, and is not far from being put into production. Fifthly, the Venom F5 is still a shell car in 2020.

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Text - #BREAKING: Dana White and Vladimir Putin have reached an agreement on travel arrangements for UFC Lightweight Champion Khabib Nurmagomedov to come to the United States. He will fight Tony Ferguson. It's happening folks. #UFC249 will go on as scheduled April 18. 11:50 PM · 4/4/20 · Twitter for iPhone 3,528 Retweets 20.6K Likes Dana White @danawhite · 18h Replying to @: Absolutely NOT true!!! The card is happening but @TeamKhabib is out. I will announce the entire card tomorrow.

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Text - SAI r/saw Posted by 1h The new release date is May 14, 2021. I've just been told by a close friend that this movie will be rescheduled to May 14, 2021. I'm extremely sad to hear this as I was looking forward to it, but I'm not surprised. He said the announcement will be made soon, so it shouldn't be long until we have official word. I just wanted to warn everybody to be prepared for the bad news. Vote 29 Share O Award BEST COMMENTS lionsgate · Official_Lionsgate • 38m HONSGATE That's funn

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Text - 5 reviews ***** 2 months ago Disgusting soggy chips and average service Like Response from the owner 2 months ago Our chips aren't soggy but when you have a cigarette and wait in your car for half and hour they will get soggy. Our turn over on orders is 5 minutes and our customers know how quick we are. We were happy to make you a new one but you refused and ate most of the chips in your car and threw the rest on the floor outside my shop. Talk to me first to rectify a problem before you

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Text - S. 18h It is NOT a Western. It is NOT a Western. It is NOT a Western. Do research. This is a samurai show, specifically a Ronin samurai show. Every trope, storyline or cliche you see comes from Samurai films that INFLUENCED Westerns. It does NOT make it a Western. #TheMandalorian GIF 883 27 210 1,903 Hal Hickel @halhickel · 6h I worked on the show, it's a western. It's also got influences from Japanese cinema. Saying "It's NOT a western" is flat out wrong. Saying "It's NOT ONLY a western"

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Text - The Church Of Satan O 4h v No we don't. :7h The Church of Satan follows me on Twitter. I guess that's what should go on my headstone. Q 19 2735 701

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Text - r/AMA Posted by u/ 2m I'm(45) a father of two girls (9/12), I have a wife(42) and we're a nudest family. AMA Vote Comment Share Award BEST COMMENTS Now Bro, you own a time machine or something? You were 21 just 16 days ago - Reply ↑ 1 ·

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Font - christine teigen O @chrissyteigen · 5h No true and the photo on the right has been pulled from another recipe. How DARE you How old were you when you found out you had to bake these? KING'S HAWAIIAN 17ORIGINAL HAWAHAN SWEET 228 27 1,441 35.1K King's Hawaiian KINGS HAWAIIAN @KingsHawaiian Replying to @chrissyteigen Thank you for clearing this up! We've been answering questions all morning! Hopefully they listen to you! NVIIVAVIH

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Text - andrea1267, Proprietario alle Sissi - Andrea Fenoglio, ha risposto a questa recensione Answer în Italian Signora H.S sono molto dispiaciuto che non ti sia piaciuto il nostro lavoro. Il bello di viaggiare è scoprire il territorio, conoscere le persone e assaggiare cosa si mangia in altre parti del modo. Veniamo sempre incontro alle esigenze di tutti i bambini ma quando i bambini hanno 17/18/19 anni e nella loro vita mangiano tutti i giorni solo pasta aurora con il ketchup e la panna, può d

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Twitter Thread: The Brain’s Reaction To Long Term Stress

Positive psychology-certified coach Alexis Rockley hooked it up with a helpful, informative Twitter thread that explains the trippy rollercoaster many of our brains are on right now, amidst these strange times. 

Positive psychology-certified coach Alexis Rockley hooked it up with a helpful, informative Twitter thread that explains the trippy rollercoaster many of our brains are on right now, amidst these strange times. 

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Hilarious Facebook Group Pretends To Be Ants

This is a work of art. If life ever gets under your skin, and you forget that there are absolutely absurd creations like this Facebook group that is dedicated to pretending to be ants…well, you’re welcome. 

This is a work of art. If life ever gets under your skin, and you forget that there are absolutely absurd creations like this Facebook group that is dedicated to pretending to be ants…well, you’re welcome. 

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Text - Tyler Reed A group where we all pretend to be ants in an ant colony 2 hrs · Almost fell for it. Be careful out there... XXX SEXY ANT DANCERS XXX You and 1.5K others 819 Comments Love Comment

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Twitter Users Share Ways To Ruin Relationships

Things like eating all of your partner’s snacks, or going hot and cold on the mood, or watching your guys’ beloved show without them being around, are surefire ways to put the relationship in hot water. If you’re in a relationship, maybe steer clear of these, and enjoy the benefits of more prolonged peace while dating. 

Things like eating all of your partner’s snacks, or going hot and cold on the mood, or watching your guys’ beloved show without them being around, are surefire ways to put the relationship in hot water. If you’re in a relationship, maybe steer clear of these, and enjoy the benefits of more prolonged peace while dating. 

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Twitter Thread: Opening A Wildly Corroded Can Of Chef Boyardee

Twitter user @DinosaurDracula left people with their jaws on the floor after opening a wildly corroded can of Chef Boyardee from 1995. The monstrous contents that resulted from the grand reveal did not disappoint. Well, didn’t disappoint in that they’re just about as cursed as cursed food comes.

Twitter user @DinosaurDracula left people with their jaws on the floor after opening a wildly corroded can of Chef Boyardee from 1995. The monstrous contents that resulted from the grand reveal did not disappoint. Well, didn’t disappoint in that they’re just about as cursed as cursed food comes.

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Text - Wizards Podcast @WizardsComics Replying to @DinosaurDracula Watch out, "it's practically radioactive"! SO HOT It's Practically Radioactivel Chef BOYARDEE New Spider-Man Pasta PRESENTS COMICS PRIDERMAN Get your spidey taste buds tingling with new Spider-Man Pasta from Chef Boyardee. Totally webbed out Spider-Man pasta shapes smothered in secret sauce. It's the hottest lunch going. PASTA WITH MEATBALLS IN TOMATO SAUCE Chef BOYÁRDEE THANK GOODNESS FOR CHEF BOYARDEE.

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17 Painfully Cringey Relationship Posts

For a while we were really feeling sorry for people who are quarantined alone. But these cringe-packed social media posts make a pretty good case for being – and staying – single. From pompous exes to cruel manipulators, this gallery has it all. We’re sorry in advance for the pain.

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Text - I thought you said were done oh so you're not going to make an efffort. okay. suit yourself. what so you're not going to make an effort. you said we're done and I don't want to push, Read 12:35 PM oh okay. okay. i'll walk away then. i'll just force myself to move on.

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Text - January 9 at 3:4ipm Having a boyfriend with anxiety is lots of fun because you can tease around with other guys then make him apologize for calling you out. Try it and call him possesive and shit and he'll actually believe you and even blame himself when you leave him e s 3 Comm Like Comment Shar

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Text - Quora Open In App Sign In Understanding Human Behavior Interpersonal Interaction A guy asked me out today and I told him "no", but I wanted him to try harder. Why didn't he try again?

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Text - Bjørn? I want to ask a question sure go ahead Will you go out with me? i cant right now im with someone Ok I'm gonna try to kill myself tonight

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Cartoon - Tuesday at 12:46 PM · NI This would NEVER happen and y'all know why! Men are never told to give an "ugly" woman a chance because she's nice.

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Text - you know when your boyfriend asks if you want anything from the shop, you say no & he actually comes back with...nothing????O6 RUDE! everybody knows that 'no' means surprise me 14:17· 24 Feb 19 · Twitter for iPhone 918 Retweets 7,136 Likes

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Text - sh irty YOU MEN PLEASE READRULES BEFORE PRO CEEDING 1. PLEASE DON'T TALK TO MY BREASTS. YOU WON'T BE MEETTHEM. 2. IF YOU WANT TO CONTROL SOMEONE SLEEP WITH YOUR REMOTE. 3. I ALWAYS CHOOSE CHOCOLATE OVER MEN - ALWAYS. 4. 51% LOVE GODDESS 49% BITCH MY SEXUAL PREFERENCE IS NO. 6. MY BODY IS A TEMPLE, NOW GET ON YOUR KNEES AND PRAY. 7. IT'S NOT THE SIZE THAT COUNTS, IT'S.. NO, WAIT, SIZE DOES COUNT. 8. REMEMBER YOU HORNY PIECE OF DIRT GIRLS ARE MADE OF SUGAR, SPICE AND EVERYTHING NICE. 9. MEN

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Text - Hey thanks for following me back No prob Where are u from ? I travel so everywhere I love your tattoos! Thank you :) Could you not send me a smile face? I have a boyfriend

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Text - If your girlfriend cheats on you, you need to understand that you lacked something that made her cheat, sO instead of leaving her for another girl, find out the error in yourself, apologise to her and be a Better man. 8/23/18, 6:14 AM 5,399 Retweets 11.9K Likes 1d Replying to What if your guy cheat on you?? 2715 94 1d He's a scum 36 2746 563

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Text - Atheists vs Christians Debate Central 29 mins · I've been dating this guy, but he has a cat that he's had for a few years and personally I think he's way too attached to it and affectionate about it. Sometimes he'll get home and sees his cat and goes, "there's my girl!" and pet her when I'm like right there in the same room. This just seems like way too much attention for a grown man to be lavishing on a cat of all things. Do you think I could suggest he get rid of it? O Like Comment Take

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Text - Follow Just been to Starbucks with Josh and I was in a mood so I said I didn't want anything and he actually didn't get me anything haha, anyone want a useless boyfriend? 999 11:53 pm - 18 Dec 2018 143 Retweets 3,023 Likes

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Twitter Thread: Declassified CIA Documents Go Full “Stranger Things”

Stranger Things just went real life. Apparently that character Eleven, off the show “Stranger Things”, isn’t so far off the reality that these declassified CIA documents illustrate. And that would be a very strange reality, indeed. A reality where people can move things across the room using their mind, as long as they’re in possession of a special instrument. Trippy. It’s like a remote changing the TV, but you can treat the room around you like it’s your living TV, or something. 

Stranger Things just went real life. Apparently that character Eleven, off the show “Stranger Things”, isn’t so far off the reality that these declassified CIA documents illustrate. And that would be a very strange reality, indeed. A reality where people can move things across the room using their mind, as long as they’re in possession of a special instrument. Trippy. It’s like a remote changing the TV, but you can treat the room around you like it’s your living TV, or something. 

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Text - Emma Best (Mx. Yzptlk) @NatSecGeek NEW: It took four years but I just got some newly declassified CIIA reports studying the Soviet Union's use of "black magic", telepathic mind control and "psychotronic generators" – devices they said turned people into psychics and let them move objects with their minds. #FOIA

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Text - Approved for Release: 2020/03/06 C00291638.. SECT NOFORN NTEICOICE April 1977 Soviet and East European Parapsychology Research BALE PRÉCIS Some recent US research suggests that it may be possible to use certain paranormal abilities for military or intelligence purposes. There are major uncertainties, however, about the extent to which such abilities exist, their reliability, and their mechanisms of operation. The practical utilization of these abilities has not yet been demonstrated concl

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Text - This is a final response to your 10 April 2016 Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request, received in the office of the Information and Privacy Coordinator on 11 April 2016, for "materials covering the Soviet/Russian parapsychology AKA ʻpsychotronic' programs, including behavior modification/mind control, remote viewing and non-local physics." We have assigned your request the reference number above. Please use this number when corresponding so that we can identify it easily. In accordanc

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Text - Emma Best (Mx. Yzptlk) @NatSecGeek "ESP investigators who are working on a project that has such [military] application very often disappear from the scene. They are not incarcerated but are evidently sent off to secret areas to continue their research." #FOIA in. Apparently sme of his funding in past years had come through the Soviet space proram. ESP research as soon as it seens to have any militery spplication. tiçntors uho diseppoar from the scene. He méntioned that the Soviets are us

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Text - Mr.Bumface (@ @misterbumface Replying to @NatSecGeek The Institute by Stephen King comes to life

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Text - enile @enile Replying to @NatSecGeek "A small hand-held instrument ... able to move pieces of paper on a table across the room from the person holding the device". Sounds like a fan!

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26 Savage Comebacks And Insults That Were Handed Out On A Silver Platter

Some insults are just so beautifully poetic that you can’t even be mad about them. All you can really do is nod your head and say, “touche” while you stare off pensively into the distance. The following examples demonstrate flawless execution, grace, and poise and we certainly think they’re deserving of our recognition!

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Text - r/RoastMe u/Hilario_5 7h http://redd.it/b5a603 I'm a programmer and my only two friends date each other. Do your worst 4ME Share 2.2k 306 BEST COMMENTS SGTwhocares 3 3h Your parents dont count as friends Reply 3.0k

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Text - r/Jokes u/HornyLogician 15 The skip intro button on Netflix is so cool. I wish tinder had it too. 356 24.7k Share BEST COMMENTS Unbanlncels 12h Straight to unmatching eh? Reply 635

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Text - venice witch Follow @horchataqween Today at Walmart this girl ahead of me in line card kept declining. So the cashier offered to pay for it. She told him " HaVE A BOyfRIEnd"...and the cashier legit told her "I'm tryna hurry home and watch some basketball rn, not date your broke ass. 10:32 PM-21 Feb 2019 30,506 Retweets 208,030 Likes t 31K 208K 265

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Text - Airtel 12:23 AM 67% My momma graduated medical school pregnant with me so TECHNICALLY i got a Nusing degree.. i was listening to them lectures too 1:54 PM 20 Mar 19 from Brenham, TX Twitter for iPhone 27.9k Share 397 TOP COMMENTS defNOTabrokestudent 6h Medical school isn't nursing school. Jfc Reply 3.1k DigNitty S 6h It's so entitled when med students already call themselves doctors or art students already call themselves baristas. Add a comment

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Text - o Frezia 4G 5:37 PM 64% Messages Laurence Details Dude me and Nick are about to go to a giants game, wanna come? It's Nick and I... It's Nick and I. "Me and Nick" is not proper grammar, you Neanderthal. You're right. It is Nick and I, because you're no longer invited.

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Text - r/unpopularopinion Posted by 23h 15 dollar minimum wage is outrageous. Discussion no way no how no possibility. You shouldn't be paided enough to buy a buy a luxury car if you work at walmart! These people are entitled trash, they think they deserve to earn as much as people with a master's degree, when they probably dropped out of high school because they're lazy! Share Vote 56 BEST COMMENTS 23h Hi everyone! Please make sure t... AutoModerator 23h You're being pretty judgemental about hi

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Text - Jack Dayton @ltsJackDayton ALD How do you sleep at night knowing that there are some people in the world who don't like you? Jim Carrey @JimCarrey With no underwear in case they want to kiss my ass.

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Text - One year anniversary of our friendship. Make us regret it. HURLEY E-TR19 MCI EV3N ODDS TRoastNe waterdaemon 2h Three guys chipped in on a Nicolas Cage sex doll Reply

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Text - r/AskReddit u/aaredmi 20h What was your wittiest comeback that you're still proud of? Discussion 會 13.8k Share 5.8k BEST COMMENTS 16h cocoamoko Working at a pizza shop, troublesome customer tries to stack coupons that clearly state "One coupon per purchase". After being refused by everyone in the restaurant including the owner, he goes on a tirade saying that the District Attorney is his cousin, and was threateneing a lawsuit (lol). As he was heading for the door, he said "You can't affor

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Text - angry deer neckbread Follow babysitting and the four year old asked why i'm getting married. told her bc i'm in love and i'm gonna make cute babies like her. she straight up looked at my face and said "don't ever bring your gross babies into my nice house" 6:24 PM 12 Jan 2019 10,846 Retweets 129,460 Likes 11K 83 129K 52 Tweet your reply angry deer@neckbread Jan 12 update: when I checked twitter just now, she Once Again looked straight at me and said "god Clara you're so boring on your stu

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Transport - Adam Tranter @adamtranter 28 Jul 2017 @chrishoy Hi Chris, when I grow up I'd like to have a train named after me too Any tips? (Can't involve cycling fast) Britain'sFaster Sir Chris Hoy Triple Olympic Gold Medalist Beijing 2008 SOutheasternae.co 9 t1.1K 1.4K Chris Hoy @chrishoy Follow Replying to @adamtranter I thought you already did? Virnin 8:10 AM 28 Jul 2017 10,805 Retweets 35,414 Likes 162 11K 35K

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Text - Mayor of Ikotun @badt BOI Follow I agree, I mean your father could've used a condom, but here you are. #TheBigOBook @Oloni Repeat after me.. men are stupid. Show this thread 11:07 AM 17 Mar 2019 from lkotun, Nigeria 6,923 Retweets 12,132 Likes t 6.9K 466 12K

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Text - I found out that my son is going to try and get himself vaccinated when he turns 18 in a month. How can I stop him? Claire Jordan, worked at National Health Service Answered 1h ago Accept that you have raised a son who is more intelligent than you

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Text - Angelo @Daddy_Lopez55 There should be a zoo of drunk white people doing stupid shit Tom Schally @TomSchally It's called Florida

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Text - Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane Apr 7 It is officially time to retire tweets and memes that begin with "no one: 1.2K t 3.9K 34K Robert Pellechio Follow @phantomlover90 Replying to @SethMacFarlane No One: @SethMacFarlane: It is officially time to retire tweets and memes that begin with "no one:" 11:17 PM -7 Apr 2019 220 Retweets 4,238 Likes t 220 4.2K 22

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Tortoise - WHO TF LEFT THIS ON MY CAR IN LOT 301 JUST WANNA TALK Many three year olds have trouble staying within the lines. Maybe if you practice coloring this turtle, it will help with your parking

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Ingenious Insults Full Of Meanness

Good old rare insults take an outside the box approach to the banter game. The comments section always has a trick up its sleeve. With enough time and commitment put forth toward crushing someone’s spirits, the perfect rare insult can pop up. This particular batch of rare insults definitely delivered. 

Good old rare insults take an outside the box approach to the banter game. The comments section always has a trick up its sleeve. With enough time and commitment put forth toward crushing someone’s spirits, the perfect rare insult can pop up. This particular batch of rare insults definitely delivered. 

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Text - Sam Yousufzai · 3 weeks ago Jake Paul, you don't know me but I've been in a wheelchair most of my life and today I finally stood up just to turn your music off. Ie 4.4K 1 205 VIEW 205 REPLIES 5.1k 51 Share f TOP COMMENTS ▼ -_No-one_-_ •1h•That guy probably got more likes than th.. Altar_Falter • RageFace Against the Machine • 2h • Oh man ... bean_birthday_cake • INFECTED O· 2h Jake Paul is like a gas station bathroom. Hard to look at, but you go back just to make fun of it. Reply 29

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Leather - abizit gill • 10 months ago Triple H looks like a biker who's killed 3 people but sounds like an insurance agent

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Text - Kayla Ancrum @KaylaAncrum The hardest I've ever been owned in my life was when I was 21 in Barnes & Noble and a teenager asked me where the manga section was. I told them but also said "I don't work here." They looked me dead in the eye and said "I know. You just looked like someone who would know."

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Food - deme @hotcheetoprncss · 2d why do british people still eat like they're in the 1800s and don't have electricity BBC Yorkshire O @BBCLookNorth Yorkshire, we have an important question. Christmas cake, with or without cheese? Show this thread 1,001 17 37.5K 187K Rebecca Travis @papimorte Replying to @hotcheetoprncss Why do Americans eat like they have free health care?

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Text - Ballin Kaepernick @TheCoolTeacher_ Y'all. I'm in class. Kids are working, talking and whatnot. I hear this: "You're like a plunger. Always bringing up old shit." THOLLERED.

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Text - Dan Sheehan @ltsDanSheehan Baby Boomers did that thing where you leave a single square of toilet paper on the roll and pretend it's not your turn to change it but with a whole society

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Text - I spent $6K and over 40 hours building my 100% movie-accurate "Groot' costume and yet all the idiots in my office can't stop emailing about Shannon's dumbass toddler's bullshit 'Baby Groot' costume that honestly looks like a turd in a marshmallow.

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Text - viking @notviking me in fourth grade: look under there friend: under where me: you fool. you absolute moron. you are such a monumental idiot that you don't even realize what you just said. i am a verbal magician and you, my friend, are a naive simpleton. your family line deserves to die with you

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Text - adhdheather to remember how many feet there are in a mile, u just gotta use 5 tomatoes five to-mate-oes sounds like five, two, eight, 0 and there's 5280 feet in a mile official-deutschland To remember how many meters there are in a kilometre you just remember "1000" because the system of measurement in the rest of the world wasn't invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice.

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27 Cringey Geniuses That Should Be Taken Down A Notch

There’s nothing more insufferable than a pretentious dickwad who thinks they’re superior to the rest of the world. These brazen individuals (who are definitely having delusions of grandeur) felt the need to declare their superiority on social media. It just ends up being satisfying schadenfreude for us losers.

There’s nothing more insufferable than a pretentious dickwad who thinks they’re superior to the rest of the world. These brazen individuals (who are definitely having delusions of grandeur) felt the need to declare their superiority on social media. It just ends up being satisfying schadenfreude for us losers.

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cringey genius - Text - The reason why I'm so cocky and arrogant is because l'm legit ABOVE 99.999999% of the human population. The absolute level of insight and life knowledge l possess is far greater than normal people could ever accumulate in their entire lives. It's not arrogance if it's the truth.

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cringey genius - Text - Probably why wearing contact lenses for long make your eyes feel horrible. 27 Reply 3h I read this as I rub my c.. Oh look we gota smart necessary to add something a person with average intelligence could conclude? here! Was it really Reply -39 Hey, if you don't get invited many places, this type of thing is probably why. t 19 Reply Oh of course I get invited. I have a really high iq and people love that. I bet you're just projecting. Are you going to goog le that word ki

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cringey genius - Text - 4 hrs I need Al to become more human like so I can have something to discuss quantum physics and reality with. 9 Comments 8 Like Comment Message

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cringey genius - Text - terrible internet poetry that we would still obviously love to read Yesterday at 2:59 PM Only been here for a couple of days but I see there's a lot of pretty females in this group (and smart ones btw, which is a rare thing). I'm really looking forward to chatting with some of you. I have an IQ of around 150, so if you are not within 5 points (10 if you are cute enough) that score refrain from responding to my advances and let those who are really worth my time have the p

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cringey genius - Text - Does electricity effect water freezing? Chemistry If you put electrical current through water will it prevent it from freezing? Speed the freezing process up? in AskScience by 3.9K 91% © 11h T-21 3h OBVIOUSLY imagine the electrons hetting the molecules of water and giving them more energy. That will MELT the ice. I am only 15 years old and I know this. I hate how much more intelligent I am than most adults; it's actually quite sad. 6 more replies

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cringey genius - Text - I'm on 3 accounts talking about 15 different things at the same time and my brain is just getting warmed up 6:37 AM 11Aug 18

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cringey genius - Text - Yesterday at 4:36 PM So... I think my ability to ride a horse, shoot a gun, grow my own food (and just be smarter than most of humanity) will be a good reason to keep me around during the zombie apocalypse. Just saying... 11 1 Comment

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cringey genius - Text - 1 hr So I asked my mom what my IQ was. She said they tested me as a kid and it was 125. I looked it up and that's 1 IQ point higher than the average CEO of a fortune 500. 5 percent of the world is on my level, shout out if you are. It's the same as Goerge W Bush's IQ and is close to the where the US President IQ average would be, but with all this said your dumb still thinks you're smarter than me

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cringey genius - Text - Pretty good, how's it going for you? |Good except. Idk I feel weird Like I think I'm like crazy or something Bc I think my brain recognizes it's own intelligence Like I've never met anyone who thinks even closely to my perception of reality. Like you |meet people who just kind of understand your outlook and have very similar outlooks. |I stand alone. And I've interacted with thousands of people. I jus feel weird ME Don't go full Kanye lol No no see I want to be an example

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cringey genius - Text - daddy I wish I wasn't so musically educated, so I can enjoy my time at these bars/clubs 1:11 AM 04 Nov 18 5 Retweets 29 Likes

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cringey genius - Green - December 24, 2016 Mom: what are you doing? me: metaphysics her: [appalled] metaphysics, on christmas? me: yes. 69 10 Comment

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cringey genius - Text - TODAY Increasing the vernacular of a swath of individuals is sometimes rather perplexing but best of luck to you ME How long did you spend on the thesarus website

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cringey genius - Text - Su at 4:14 AM How many presidents from United States an average US citizen know? I'm from Europe and i know 25 of them 5 Comments Like Comment

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cringey genius - Text - I know that our education standards have declined since I was in school due to things like no child left behind and common core, but I just witnessed something inexcusable that should embarrass every teacher. At the farmers market my total was $7.15. I handed the cashier a $10 and she needed a calculator to figure out that the change was $1.85. That level of math was something I had mastered by 3rd or 4th grade and math was my worst subject. What is happening in this coun

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cringey genius - Text - November 11 at 9:17am-Philadelphia, PA Last week I corrected my professor in Art History class and she took it pretty hard. I basically proved her knowledge wrong and got thrown out of class for it! Thankfully rest of the students protested this move and followed me out. They asked me to hold the next "class" at my house and teach them the next chapter. Eventually we all went to the deparment head and complained so the teacher is now suspended and I have an A in the class

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cringey genius - Text - Breana You shouldnt even be allowed on a computer let alone on facebook all day if your 16 and Still dont know the difference between Their', 'There', and They're'. Seen that like 6 times today. Smh... Lmao Like Comment Share about a minute ago via mobile likes this Joe "if your 16" a few seconds ago Like Write a comment..

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cringey genius - Text - just casually reading my green bottle and can mentally picture the atomic structures of 70% of the ingredients 10:23 PM 27 Sep 17 17 Likes

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cringey genius - Text - You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like music. You: hey Stranger: Hey. You: how you doing? Stranger: It's 'How are you doing? You: It's 'trying to be friendly, there's no need to be patronizing' Stranger: You shouldn't call yourself it', kind've self degrading. Stranger: But then again, I'm sensing some flaws in the mind and personality.

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cringey genius - Text - All replies English has around 2 billion speakers including second language speakers. Maderin has around 1.5 billion (for people with low IQs, Maderin is the language most people mean when they say Chinese) 1 hour ago X

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cringey genius - Text - Kelly February 2, 2012 at 5:17pm I'm sorry I don't know who Skrillex is. I was so busy listening to Bach, Chopin, Tchaikovsky, and other various classical artists that I forgot to go bumbling through Youtube to look for whatever that is. [Side note: Skrillex seriously just sounds like a bunch of random, computer generated, annoying noises to me. I'll stick to piano and violins. Kthxbai.] Share

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cringey genius - Text - We are only human, on a dying planet, circling an inferno of gas, in a speck of dust, circling an object of which we almost cannot even comprehend nor even really figure out, in the vast area we call "space" Do you really think we "matter"? That's deep. Can you match my intelligence? I doubt it.

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cringey genius - Text - Iread so much now, I've started citing books in every conversation. Whatever I say, I probably have a quote to back me up. I think I've | quoted Aristotle 2x already today. It's only 10 am

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cringey genius - Text - My mom has spent months trying to catch this snowy owl on camera 1325 96% 4h O34 pics redd.it 42 Months?! She should get inside! She must be freezing! -36 1h She hasn't actually been outside for months. Comments like yours are so tediously odious. Sigh...

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cringey genius - Text - 3 1h Me: Have STEM degree Sibling: Went to school for Graphic Artist. Me: 6 figure salary Sibling: Eventually joined Army to pay off student loans after failure to find work as a Graphic Artist, hated it, now works in a warehouse Denly 18

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cringey genius - Text - A tv isn't a tv. A phone isn't a phone. A screen isn't a screen. You all are staring at pixels. Feel dumb yet? Like Comment Share 1 Electricity to b exact Like Reply More 2 hours ago

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cringey genius - Text - All dogs are in the top 1% of goodest boys 162 Reply 5h Let's take the bottom 99% and put them in the 1%! Reply 68 4h They already are 51 Reply 2h As an intellectual this makes me cringe. It's mathematically impossible and I could prove it, but you probably wouldn't understand. Reply -52

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cringey genius - Text - beginning to scare her? 45 minutes ago relationships 50% upvoted Dating My gf and I have dated for about 1 year but lately she says that I am beginning to scare her. Basically from time to time I begin to laugh uncontrollably at night-time. I'm not asleep when this happens, but I just ponder how pointless existence is and how ridiculous life really is. I start to laugh uncontrollably at the absurdity of it all My girlfriend says this has started to scare her. I could try

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Twitter Thread: Guy Calls Out New Orleans Map

James L. Sutter shared a recent, hilarious Twitter thread about the fantastical oddity that is this map of New Orleans. Seriously, what is going on here? He addresses the blatant absurdity with some hilarious hot takes. Maybe, the truth is stranger than fiction. 

James L. Sutter shared a recent, hilarious Twitter thread about the fantastical oddity that is this map of New Orleans. Seriously, what is going on here? He addresses the blatant absurdity with some hilarious hot takes. Maybe, the truth is stranger than fiction. 

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Animal Crossing Player’s Dreams Come True, Then Everything Falls Apart

Even with very little to zero knowledge of Animal Crossing, this Twitter thread about what kind of misfortune can randomly occur in an Animal Crossing player’s daily grind, is hilarious. Everything was set to jet, and it seemed like the dreams had come true. Arwing had finally been claimed. But then, some random animal dude steals it? Ridiculous. Brutal. Awesome. 

Even with very little to zero knowledge of Animal Crossing, this Twitter thread about what kind of misfortune can randomly occur in an Animal Crossing player’s daily grind, is hilarious. Everything was set to jet, and it seemed like the dreams had come true. Arwing had finally been claimed. But then, some random animal dude steals it? Ridiculous. Brutal. Awesome. 

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Twitter Thread: Wild Facts Left Out Of Tiger King

This Tiger King rabbit hole just keeps on going. It can’t stop, won’t stop. For anyone who is in the mood for some more Tiger King content after this list, check out some Tiger King memes over here.

This Tiger King rabbit hole just keeps on going. It can’t stop, won’t stop. For anyone who is in the mood for some more Tiger King content after this list, check out some Tiger King memes over here.

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Text - Thread Robert Moor @robertmoor_ To anyone currently bingeing #tigerking on Netflix: I spent four years working on a podcast and a long magazine story about Joe and Carole. I spent a week living at the zoo. I've spoken with almost everyone you're seeing in the doc, and I attended the trial. Ask me anything! 1:23 PM · 3/21/20 · Twitter Web App 3,728 Retweets 13.4K Likes

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Text - Robert Moor O @robertmo... · 3/21/20 v Replying to @robertmoor_ Here's the podcast: podcasts.apple.com/ us/podcast/joe... And here's the magazine story: nymag.com/intelligencer/... @wondery @NYMag The Modern Barnum and His Equally Extraordinary Nemesis nymag.com O 36 27316 ♡ 2,044

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Font - Robert Moor O v @robertmo... ·3/22/20 A few pieces of trivia, for people who just watched #TigerKing on Netflix. 1. Joe did not write or sing those country songs. It was an outfit called the Clinton Johnson Band. Joe just sang softly over the top of the vocal track: YouTube #StayHome What's A Man Got To Do The Clinton Johnson Band Get the YouTube: Watch, Listen, Stre...

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Text - O 175 27609 ♡ 2,917 @robertmo... · 3/22/20 2. When Joe's cats died, a lot of them got sold to this strange bone museum in OKC. (Whether they then got sold somewhere else is anybody's guess.): Robert Moor Skeletons: Museum of Osteology | Skeleton Museum skeletonmuseum.com O 27 2795 1,090

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Text - Robert Moor @robertmoor_ 4. Eric Goode, the documentarian, is a quirky character in his own right. newyorker.com/magazine/2012/.. ike most people, only more so, Eric Goode operates in several worlds. partners. He built and bought trendy hotels-the Maritime, the Bowery, the Jane, Lafayette House-and restaurants, including Time Café, the Bowery Bar, He started out in New York, in the seventies, as an artist, constructing vitrines à la Joseph Cornell. Keith Haring and the Waverly Inn. These

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Face - Robert Moor O @robertmo... ·3/23/20 Replying to @robertmoor_ 5. Before Joe married John or Travis, he married another young (straight) guy named JC Hartpence. Hartpence later served time in prison for molesting a young girl, and is now serving life in prison for first degree murder. JEFFREY HARTPENCE O 22 27127 753

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Text - Robert Moor @robertmo... · 3/23/20 6. I said, "Joe, why is the case officer- on the case in which YOU are a suspect -calling you to tell you a reporter is asking questions about you?" Joe said, "Well, he's also my limo driver." (Which was true.) Anyway, this is where Brion Gordon ended up: X013 Former police chief found guilty of sexually assaulting intellectually dis...

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Text - Robert Moor O v @robertmo... ·3/23/20 7. One night in 2015 Joe & I were walking through Walmart when a portly, bespectacled young gay guy walked up, shook Joe's hand, & thanked Joe for being the only out-and-proud gay man for many miles when he was growing up. That kid was Josh Diall, who later ran Joe's campaign. Q 11 27 138 ♡ 1,553

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Text - Robert Moor O @robertmo... ·3/23/20 ▼ 8. (Not really "trivia," but a useful piece of info for anyone discussing the show): Saff, the person who got mauled by the tiger, told me repeatedly that he is trans, prefers to be called Saff (not "Kelci"), and uses he/him pronouns. So please do likewise. O 46 271,725 O 6,124

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Text - Robert Moor O @robertmo... · 3/24/20 v 9. For a long time, Joe told everyone he was dying from prostate & bone marrow cancer. He raised $$$ from his Facebook fans for his expenses. He showed me this horrifying photo as proof. I later learned he just had an infected prostate, dehydration, & a bad outbreak of herpes.

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Text - Robert Moor O @robertmo... · 3/24/20 10. Some people are asking what that weird warehouse James Garretson was sitting in. That was a place he owned (owns?) called-wait for it-Tiger Liquidation. You can see it on Google Maps here: google.com/maps/uv?hl=Den&.. JAMES GARRETSON BUSINESSMAN He's like, and... and continue to be t I mean tiger ki ou're in a lot of fucking trouble." 2744 566

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Text - Robert Moor O @robertmo... · 3/24/20 v 11. Two odd facts about Rick Kirkham: -Before meeting Joe, he made a film about his addiction to crack cocaine. m.imdb.com/title/tt049249.. -After the zoo fire, Rick moved to Dallas. Then HIS house mysteriously burned down, almost killing him. He fled to Norway, where he now lives. O'HORTEN 21 27 178 ♡ 1,364

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Text - Robert Moor O @robertmo.. · 3/24/20 v 12. After Don Lewis vanished, but before Carole married Howard, she dated a guy named Jay Baykal. In 2002, Jay filed a restraining order against Carole, which includes some bizarre and suspicious-sounding details regarding Don's disappearance: bcrwatch.com/jay-baykals-or... to believe that he or she is SHE SAID TO ME ielow is a brief description of IE YOur HUSBAND DEAD BDDY AUSBAND'S AAUGHTEA WATCH wo GUNS JOADED y fear imminent domestic ous EAND AT H

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Text - Robert Moor O 13. It was announced back in November that the Joe Exotic: Tiger King podcast (from @WonderyMedia) will be made into a miniseries for Universal, starring Kate @robertmo... ·3/24/20 v McKinnon as Carole Baskin. No announcement yet on who will play Joe.

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Text - Robert Moor O @robertmoor_· 6d 14. (John asked me to take down the photo of him and his new teeth, so I have. The original tweet read: ) I see a lot of people asking about John, Joe's ex-husband. He texted me a few months back to let me know he got a new job as a welder. And a whole new set of pearly whites! Q11 27 25 792

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Text - 4:58 Robert Moor @robertmoor_·5d 15. One day, a source sent me some messages that came from Joe's phone. Joe's contacts tended to be listed as, like, "James Tiger" or "Marc Police." I noticed one of the contacts was simply "Mike Hit." I called up the number. It turned out to be a guy named Psycho Mike. 1/3 pic.twitter.com/r3rhvlwCGT 04 2736 406 Robert Moor @robertmoor_·5d 15. He was a former hitman (or "bone collector") for a Mexican gang in Dallas. He'd since given that life up. Recently

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Text - 4:58 Robert Moor @robertmoor_·5d 15. We met at an Italian joint in Dallas and talked for a long time off the record. Then I turned on the recorder and asked him how much, in his experience, it should cost to take a hit out on someone. His answer surprised me. You can hear it here: soundcloud.com/user-378165397... 3/3 Psycho Mike User 378165397 SoundCloud 27 23 440 Robert Moor @robertmoor_·5d 16. Here's a detail l've never understood. In the doc, you hear Alan Glover say he never went to F

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Text - Robert Moor O @robertmoor_·5d 17. To anyone who came away from #TigerKingNetflix thinking Joe was framed, please take a look at this secretly taped conversation between Joe and James, which was played at the trial. These are not the words of an innocent man! MALDONADO: Yeah, what I am doing is having him buy a go-phone down there and Jeff is buying a go-phone so they can communicate and then throw them away. And we are going to over-night his phone to Vegas and Jeff is gonna text pictures

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Text - Robert Moor O @robertmoor_· 3d 18. When Jeff teamed up with Joe, one of their schemes was to buy the land next door and open a bisexual strip club/ petting zoo called "Tigers and Dreams." 1/2 95 2770 538 Robert Moor O @robertmoor_· 3d 18. Later, that plan changed into opening a drive-in movie theater. Jeff convinced a guy named Joe Barth to lend him some equipment to start construction, then Jeff went and sold the equipment. Barth filed a lawsuit. The next day Barth's house mysteriously b

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Product - Robert Moor @robertmoor_· 2d 19. Jeff Johnson used to be friends with Joe. Then they had a falling out, and Johnson started an online campaign to expose Joe and Jeff Lowe to be frauds. Lowe and Joe both threatened Johnson online. He didn't back down. Then Johnson's house mysteriously burned down. JEFF JOHNSON FORMER REPTILE DEALER BUD GHT O 29 2769 520

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Text - Robert Moor O @robertmoor_ · 16h 20. People often ask why no one at Joe's zoo ever "spoke out." Part of the reason was because he made his employees sign a one million dollar non-disclosure agreement. (Which, it turns out, wasn't legally valid.) Here's a text he sent me at one point. Just so you know most everyone you have talked to from the zoo has 1 million dollar confidentiality contracts from the zoo . Carole is being sued for getting an employee to talk and break that. So when this c

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Text - Robert Moor @robertmoor_ · 16h 21. Look closely at the restraining order Don filled out against Carole: his signature doesn't match the one on the Power of Attorney, which handed control to Carole in the event of his disappearance. When I asked Carole abt this, she said: "He could barely read or write anyway." Aded to the court for consideration revocation. IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have set my hand and November 1996 at Tampa, Florida. ondent to participate in a prograi for whatever behaviors

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Text - Robert Moor O @robertmoor_ · 16h 22. I first discovered this story through a story in the LA Times that said "Michael Jackson's Alligators Burned Alive in Animal Park Fire." That was almost true. Turns out Joe did have an alligator from Neverland Ranch, but it survived the fire; its babies were burned alive.

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Text - @robertmo... · 3/31/20 23. This one's minor, but I find it funny. Remember how in the doc Joe says he was on the cover of "Hollywood Weekly" twice? That's one of those magazines where you can pay them to put you on Robert Moor the cover and write a nice article. Other issues feature such famed luminaries as... TENCES DEAZEL WASINGTON FEBRUARY 2015 ALGUSTWnSON Fashionistas Love The 74th FOR THE STARS FASHION HOUSE GOLDEN GLOBE AWARDS GRAMMY'S Make A Hit!! Hollywood st Big Star! GLEN CAMPRE

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Text - Robert Moor O @robertmo... ·3/31/20 v 24. In 2014, Joe posted video claiming to show his computers being hacked by Carole. However, I found out that Carole didn't hack his computers. It was orchestrated by a weed-themed YouTuber named Natty G, who had a falling out with Joe. Listen: Natty G - User 378165397 soundcloud.com 19 27 17 282

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Twitter Thread: Man Documents Invasion Of Goat Overlords

Andrew Stuart’s viral Twitter thread on his town getting invaded by an army of goat overlords is just our kind of entertainment. The confusion, the excitement, the general absurdity of the fact that the goats don’t appear to give a flying frick about anything, makes this a true gem of a story.

Andrew Stuart’s viral Twitter thread on his town getting invaded by an army of goat overlords is just our kind of entertainment. The confusion, the excitement, the general absurdity of the fact that the goats don’t appear to give a flying frick about anything, makes this a true gem of a story.

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Text - Andrew Stuart O @AndrewStuart · 6d v I think I just got a group of goats in Llandudno arrested. Let me explain... first, I saw this from inside a dark pub (the one I live in currently). I thought I was seeing things. So I took some video:

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Text - Andrew Stuart O @AndrewStuart · 6d So I decided to see what was going on. They stopped on Trinity Square, and decided the hedges there looked very tasty (tbf, they probably are if you're a goat )

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Product - Andrew Stuart So I gave @NWPolice a call to tell them a load of kids (geddit?) were running riot (I didn't actually say that... sadly). They said they'd pass it on to officers. @AndrewStuart · 6d 101 unknown message call WhatsApp mail Vesterdev

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Text - Andrew Stuart @AndrewStuart · 6d v And they sent a patrol car down who turned on the big red lights. So, I'm sorry if the goats got arrested. But they were being very naughty. Also, close the gates behind you on the Orme. And stay 2m apart at all times. 0:31

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Text - Andrew Stuart O @AndrewStuart · 6d One more thing... so we get news alert emails from @Dataminr, like everywhere probably. Helps us find all sorts of breaking news. Never thought my goat tweets would Framing this one make it into an alert Trinity Square, Llandudno LL30, UK 08:19pm March 26, REPORTER 2020 EDT Police car seen chasing herd of goats seen on street near Trinity Square in Llandudno, UK amid COVID-19 coronavirus lockdown: Andrew Stuart, Reporter

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Transport - Andrew Stuart O @AndrewStuart · 4d Goat update: they're back, and they're gathering in groups of more than 2

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Text - Property - Andrew Stuart O @AndrewStuart · 4d v O 46 27892 O 5,990 Andrew Stuart @AndrewStuart · 4d Goats that dgaf GLAN DAnd

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Property - Andrew Stuart O @AndrewStuart · 4d Just kidding around, yeah?

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Goats - Andrew Stuart O @AndrewStuart · 2d * Monday goat update: they're back. Again. And they dgaf. (H/t @86_leroy)

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Font - Andrew Stuart O @AndrewStuart · 2d They run Llandudno now and we just have to accept that as fact. Shenkin must be giving them tips from the Royal Welsh. 9am - 6pm 90 mun Dim dychwelyd o fewn 60 mun 9am - 6pm 90 mins No return within 60 mins 16 TRINITY SQUARE 65 271,333 O 9,881 Andrew Stuart O @AndrewStuart · 2d They know exactly what they're doing. Have some lunch from a bush and then go for a lie down in the churchyard

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Property - Andrew Stuart O @AndrewStuart I, for one, welcome our new goat overlords 16 TRINITY SQUARE

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Sheep - Andrew Stuart @AndrewStuart · 2d Replying to @AndrewStuart Can't believe l'm writing this... they're back (again) 0:23 1.8M views 9 612 276,767 O 24.1K Andrew Stuart O @AndrewStuart · 2d I think I am now the man who stares at goats (in the middle of the road)

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Adaptation - Andrew Stuart O @AndrewStuart · 2d They definitely dgaf 59 MADOC ST 0:15

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Text - Andrew Stuart O @AndrewStuart · 2d This shows what it's all about. They're scared of me (a human) in this. They don't like people. They usually only come down from the Great Orme when it's windy, and only the back streets at the top of Mostyn Street. Now lockdown means it's empty, they're going further than ever. ane Camng Corporate E Ofe aes Business Lur MICOM huieg Free Deliver

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Product - Andrew Stuart O @AndrewStuart 1d v Well... they're back #goats 51 27 509 ♡ 4,572 Andrew Stuart O @AndrewStuart 1d And they mean business this time #goats #llandudno

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Font - Andrew Stuart @AndrewStuart · 1d v Llandudno is run by goats 144K views 126 27832 5,022 Andrew Stuart @AndrewStuart 1d v Got the interest of @PA now too (and everyone else) 0:21

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Architecture - Andrew Stuart O @AndrewStuart · 1d They're still here... they live here now I think

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Twitter Thread: USPS Worker’s Thoughts On Saving Post Office

A big thanks to USPS for all that they do. Now more than ever. 

A big thanks to USPS for all that they do. Now more than ever. 

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Text - Dingus J McGee, ESQ* @lildipshit3 Okay, l've been with USPS for several years now, so here's my big dumb #SaveThePostOffice thread. I don't know how many tweets it's gonna take for me to ramble through my thoughts, so stick with me. Or don't, whatever. 18:37 · 4/10/20 · Twitter Web App 13.5K Retweets 27K Likes Dingus J McGee, ESQ* @lildipsh... · 1d v Replying to @lildipshit3 First things first: we're not taxpayer funded. At all. Sure, we get government monopolies on certain things of valu

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Text - Dingus J McGee, ESQ* @lildipsh... · 1d v Second: our financial issues, while not ENTIRELY from the 2006 PAEA bill that required 70 years of retiree prefunds, are mostly artificial. They would not exist if not for a congressional lame duck bill passed mostly by a certain political party on their way out the power door O 14 27676 ♡ 4,513 Dingus J McGee, ESQ* @lildipsh... · 1d v Third: We're in the constitution. Literally. You know that thing you occasionally pretend to love when it serves y

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Text - Dingus J McGee, ESQ* @lildipsh... · 1d Fifth: You can be certain, if given the chance, certain politicians would love to GIVE AWAY this infrastructure, a la the $70 billion in digital broadcast licenses they gave away for free to Telecom companies in 1996 with no strings attached. 27735 ♡ 4,820 Dingus J McGee, ESQ* @lildipsh... · 1d v So, why should you not want this? Well, for starters, if you're not in a major city, you've been subsidized by one via the post office for decades. It's a l

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Text - Dingus J McGee, ESQ* @lildipsh... 1d v Now, no one likes their junk mail, but you know what? Carrying 4 Geico ads and a Subway coupon in my satchel with your card is the reason the latter only cost $0.50 to cross the country. And if you'd like to name a cheaper way to ship a book or a record, l'd like to hear it. O 20 27552 ♡ 5,076 Dingus J McGee, ESQ* @lildipsh... · 1d v But the one thing I pride myself on the most in terms of service is something you can guarantee won't happen in privat

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Text - Dingus J McGee, ESQ* @lildipsh... · 1d v I work in a position called a "T6," or a "Carrier Technician." Put simply: USPS delivers 6 days a week, and employees work 5 days. For every 5 routes in an office, there's a T6 to carry the 6th day on each of those 5 routes who have a regular the other 5 days. Full-time position 27 393 3,894 Dingus J McGee, ESQ* @lildipsh... · 1d v In my case, that's 5 routes, averaging 700 addresses each, totaling 3,500 addresses, and approx 10K names and faces. N

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Text - Dingus J McGee, ESQ* @lildipsh... · 1d v I know whose lawns to not cut across, whose dogs want to bite, and whose want to play. I know whose day will be made brighter with a short convo, and who wants me to go away. I know who is bad at checking the mail, and who to call for a wellness check on if it starts to pile dn 16 27442 ♡ 5,243 Dingus J McGee, ESQ* @lildipsh... · 1d v For millions across the country, we're the only face they often see all day, even before social distancing. Their c

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Text - Dingus J McGee, ESQ* @lildipsh... - 1d v And the reason to bring this all up is to say that it's all in jeopardy in a private market. There's no profit to be had in uniform pricing or remote delivery locations. There's no profit in being your community's friendly face. 27475 ♡ 4,032 Dingus J McGee, ESQ* @lildipsh... · 1d v There's no profit in me receiving dozens of incorrectly addressed pieces of mail every day, and spending the few extra minutes figuring out where on the route it's actu

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Text - Dingus J McGee, ESQ* @lildipsh... · 1d v If you want USPS to continue to provide a service that gives us the highest approval rating of every government agency, call you congressperson. Nag 'em for a bit on my behalf. Ask them for the same bailout for a community service that they give freely to banks and airlines. Q 14 271,159 ♡ 5,232 Dingus J McGee, ESQ* @lildipsh... · 1d v Thanks for listening. I'll see you on the streets, from 6 feet away. And keep your dog on a leash, please. O 19 27

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Text - Dingus J McGee, ESQ* @lildips... · 14h v Not only does USPS tie communities together, but the organization has helped lift many of them up. Rather than talking about letting us die, you should be asking how to help strengthen us. 27450 ♡ 4,047 Dingus J McGee, ESQ* @lildips... · 14h Postal banking, which would allow people in every community in the country to have easy access to cheap local banking, is not just a potential revenue stream, but a way to provide an essential service to the pe

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Text - Dingus J McGee, ESQ* @lildips... · 14h v We have the resolve as a nation, and the popular demand to fix USPS and permanently strengthen them. All you need to do is help advocate for it. Because none of us, especially those receiving stimulus checks by mail, want to see how bad things get after we are allowed to collapse 64 27 591 ♡ 4,079 Dingus J McGee, ESQ* @lildips... · 11h v Replying to @lildipshit3 PS: If you're reading this and want a much easier, more direct way to help us out? Volu

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Text - Dingus J McGee, ESQ* @lildips... · 11h v Heck, write a few! Toss em in your mailbox, and put the flag up. You don't even need to leave the house except to the mailbox, and you can do a little something for the postal service. Encourage a friend to do the same. Who doesn't like receiving a handwritten card? 145 27510 ♡ 3,858

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Text - Tiffany Kloss Replying to @lildipshit3 and @klo... · 6h @anarchomastia FYI. I work for FedEx. The cheapest way to send a Birthday Card to a rural residence is $15.50: $7.85 base charge for a Ground 1lb. pkg going < 150 miles $4.00 residence charge $3.65 rural charge Charge for same service by USPS? $0.50 or 31 times cheaper Save the USPS O 10 27523 1,971 Dingus J McGee, ESQ* @lildips... · 6h v We've got a great solidarity going with all the delivery guys out on the street! Friendly jokes

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Text - Snarky mama @SarcasticBride · 10h Replying to @lildipshit3 Would it help to get kids working virtually to work on their handwriting by sending mail? Teachers assign a letter a week. To family local, to fam in another state, to a senior center nearby, to a member of the military, to another student in your class. Can we start a campaign? 2761 350 Dingus J McGee, ESQ* @lildips... · 10h v Do it! I've got a few teachers on my routes, and they've been doing some of their assignments by mail, a

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Text - a perfect tweet @_aperfectname · 9h li Replying to @lildipshit3 What's the most useful action we can take? Is there a specific ask if writing or calling Congress members? A bill pending or a proposal as part of the Covid-19 response packages? Thanks for all you do! 2723 183 Dingus J McGee, ESQ* @lildips... ·9h Some in congress right now are trying tO make a postal bailout a part of the next COVID related stimulus. It's all talk, not on paper as far as I know. As of right now, the white ho

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Text - Nate Richards @NateJRichards · 10h Replying to @lildipshit3 and @brianschatz I know it's not this simple, but can everyone with means just buy a lot of forever stamps to hold us over til November? 2734 426 Dingus J McGee, ESQ* @lildips... · 10h Sure! "Forever" means forever! Until it doesn't anymore, I guess, if we don't exist anymore? BRB gonna have an existential crisis. 27 19 626

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Husband And Wife Survive Lockdown By Slaying Lipsyncs

Comedians Rachel Parris and Marcus Brigstocke, have found a way to keep themselves entertained while keeping the rest of us entertained. Yes, these lip sync performances are magical. Can’t wait to see what they come up with next. So far, so good. 

Comedians Rachel Parris and Marcus Brigstocke, have found a way to keep themselves entertained while keeping the rest of us entertained. Yes, these lip sync performances are magical. Can’t wait to see what they come up with next. So far, so good. 

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