Mommy Group Facebook Posts That Range From Cringey To Full Karen

As younger people abandon Facebook for Instagram and TikTok, it seems like we’re more aware of all the crazies that frequent the social networking site. Some of the best places to find unhinged and ignorant people are mommy/parenting groups. There’s an overwhelming number of Covid-19 nonbelievers, people who do extremely weird sh*t with breast milk, and of course – lots of talk of essential oils. If the children are our future, and they’re being raised by these people, we might be more screwed than we thought. 

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Text - Yesterday at 4:26 PM • A When having an unassisted birth if something goes wrong do you call an ambulance ? Also how long do you wait to call the ambulance, I'm a dog midwife so if the dog doesn't push the second pup out within 4 hours you take her in to the emergency vet. So like is there anything with humans ?

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Text - 2:28 facebook So thinking a protest to open playgrounds in is needed...anyone else agree? I am not want to start things like this but come on...the least affected by Covid but forced out of all activities. They are not planning opening playgrounds until July 1 and maybe not even then! Our kids need outside play and other cities around us have opened. I know I can easily take my kids to other playgrounds but we rely on walking to them. We as parents should be the ones to decide what is saf

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Text - this is just absurd. I want all adults to get exercise and am all for it. But if there's one thing this Mama Bear has had enough of during this situation, it's the KIDS being robbed of their rights because they don't have a voice. Adults who are allowed to go to restaurants and grocery stores and work and lap swim could also be the highest risk people for covid, while the extremely extremely low risk kids are punished and not allowed to do the low risk and healthy life-giving activities t

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Text - I currently have covid 19 and I'm 15 weeks. But my symptoms were not bad at all, and I'm actually back at work even though I'm positive and me and baby are just fine 47m Like Reply

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Text - Replies Children under 12 shouldn't wear a mask, especially under 5. The mask truly doesn't help anyways and restricts their airways! Don't waste your time. Maybe tell your children they are super heroes who don't have to wear one because the rest are villains. Or something funny. Lol 18 9h Like that is what I was thinking! He wants to wear it which I find funny but I like your idea! 9h Like Agreed with all of this! 8h Like 2

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Text - 23:26 tacebook 9+ 21 23 hrs Facebook Mentions So... I am the meanest mom ever... Like... Ever. Took the kids to Dairy Queen after dinner. They ordered their dessert choices and we waited about 5 minutes for them to call out our number. The young lady (maybe 17) handed each child their ice cream. Not one looked her in the eye. Not one said thank you. Not to her, not to me... So I waited. I counted to 10 in my head as they dug into their ice cream and the young lady just looked at me (proba

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Text - Does anyone have any solid research on using essential oils for toddlers? My son's OCD is becoming a huge struggle for him and I would so much rather try something natural over medicating like his pediatrician is pushing for. But I feel like everything I'm seeing for oils under the age of 6/7 is so conflicting! Any tips on where to find good info? O Like Comment

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Text - I hope NO store MAKES me wear a mask. I am sorry but with my medical problems I REFUSE to wear a mask. A mask will make me MUCH sicker. I talked to an employee the other day in Wal-mart and she told me since wearing a mask she now has dizzy spells and headaches. She said she has been MUCH sicker wearing a mask. I told her it is because she probably can't breathe in the darn thing. O

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Finger - 9 hrs · 9 Hi guys , sorry about the pic. I was wondering if something like this (silicone rubber) could be used as an arm made with a shoulder for children that are forced to vaccinate, thoughts?

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Text - 10:22 & 6 al 72% Posts 48 mins • E Have any of you mamas had any luck with putting potato in the sock of your child to really pull out any sickness?ceu O Like Comment 1 rep! I did with my husband. He had a fever and was vomiting (a couple years back) and I did this. The next morning he woke up feeling better. 01 44m Like Reply

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Text - ott Pa IVIUI.. 3 hrs · A Would you want your teen child put on psych medication after attempting suicide? What holistic and natural ways would you approach healing trauma to address suicidal thoughts depression ptsd? My 13 yo daughter is coming home from impatient after taking a bottle pills last weekend. I would honestly try oils! I can give you a website where people write their testimonials and maybe you can find something there. http://www.oil-testimonials.com/ Essential Oil & Aromath

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Text - created a poll i 59 mins Should our children be forced to learn to use Arabic numerals as part of their mandatory curriculum? Yes Votes No votes 46 88 Comments O Like Comment

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Text - 3 days ago So, I wish these teachers would do this to make my life easier. these teachers should get our child a laptop, give them access to wifi, set up a ONE ON ONE tutorial for our kid to complete their homework, text them a reminder of their scheduled time the night before, and THEN an actual WAKE UP CALL once they're late?! .... who agrees with me? I miss school. I miss teachers #Respectusparents 14 O 14 O 26

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Text - Hi can you please post anonymously? Hi everyone, I have a kid starting Ki GD in the fall. The idea that they wont be opening and will continue distance learning is not an option for me. My husband is an essential worker and I have a full time job so being home with two young kids while working at a demanding job is not sustainable. I am thinking about starting a class action lawsuit against EESD and the state as they are blocking the education of my 5 year old who will likely not get much

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Text - 5:08 1 •.. I think boys and men should look like boys and men. There is already so much going against these roles in this world today. Something as easy as cutting their hair to allow them to stand apart is important !! 12 5h Like Reply says who? LIKE керту What? 5h Like Reply .what? 5h Like Reply Thats just my opinion. Gender has become very fluid these days and I don't agree with it. I believe God created men and women to be unique and very different from one another including in the wa

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Skin - About 2 days ago, I fell asleep with the window open and got mosquito bites. So did my son. But mines cleared up and my sons is now bigger! It originally was the size of maybe a dime 2 days ago now it's about a dollar quarter size. Is it infected? Should I be concerned? I thought that if I took the day to put medications and gauze on it that it was somewhat help .. but here we are. Also, if it matters. He's VERY clumsy. Falls at least 10 times a day, so when it's began to scab he's fallen

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Text - Has 5 mins Is it safe to have house keeper back ?1 am desperate can't clean anymore 1 Comment Like Comment hal Following. Totally in the same boat!

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Hair - Them Follow When a childless person tells me they're "tired"

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Text - 1 hr · A Any mommas wipe pumped milk all over their face after a shower? No? Just me? Okay. O Like Comment 1

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Font - 7:47 93% Posts Moderator • 3 hrs We fixed the shitty viral meme going around. Enjoy hoars #admin Choose Formula Breastmilk Not Loved Loved Breast IS Best O Like Comment b45 View previous comments Write a comment... (GIF FB/Sanctimommies

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Text - 1:55 O 86° 4G 94% 3 facebook 5 nrs • K How many you ask your partner to leave so you can give birth? I feel like having to consider him in things is stalling my labor. He hasn't done any research or if he has then he doesnt talk to me about any of it. It feels like he expects me to walk him through everything and it's honestly a huge hang up for me because I have a ton of resentment and anger towards him. I was thinking how healing this birth could be for us and blah blah blah but to be h

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Text - 1 min • Hi, I'm wondering if anyone has hard fact evidence that ventilators do more harm than good for the treatment of covid please? I'm looking for my mom bc she believes they are helping ppl. Thank you O Like Comment

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Text - 7:17 O 4G 65% facebook Here's where I sound judgy. But I am just trying to show how "you" are no better Just envision this. You are worried about getting sick so you wear a face mask and vinyl gloves to the grocery store. You then put items like hot pockets and soda in your cart. Not one fresh produce and nothing that resembles vegetables except the micro meal that probably has a few veggies in it. A weeks worth of food, but none of it looks like food. On top of it all you buy a carton of

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Text - Yesteruay at 7:07 pm · Serious question, I expect a serious reply. Trolls just keep to yourselves. Here goes. I have several different types of healing crystals in a silk purse, which is supposed to keep them pure. One crystal is for use when I get a headache. The other crystal comes out when I am down and need to lift my mood. Given both crystals seem to work just fine, is it remotely possible that theres a crystal which helps prevent CoVid 19 and others? Or am I expecting too much? othe

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Text - ... In times of need, don't forget there are mothers out there with spare breast milk! O Like Comment Share 17 1 share Getting a pump now to help sweet babies! 9w Like Reply I don't have much but can help 9w Like Reply Moms with coronavirus will actually have the best breastmilk to fight this shit. Antibodies LLb lol 9w Like Reply

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Text - Yesterday at 2:29 pm IT'S TIME TO CHANGE THE NARRATIVE: "Stop calling it "Quarantine". Quarantine is for the sick. This is house arrest.. Stop calling it "Social Distancing". There is nothing social about forced isolation. Stop saying "Safer at Home". Because for millions of people in abusive situations and with mental health struggles, their home is anything but safe.. Stop saying this is for the "Greater Good". No good can come from the government picking and choosing who is essential a

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So angry right now. My daughter got scanned at school today... Get this, after they played together in the playground in the morning before class. Please research the risks of this new devices they are using. If there was a Virus wouldn't you think they would be at the gate as you enter. Do not let them scan you child on the forehead where your 3rd eye is!!!! I put her in Steiner school to try and get away from all this. I feel it was very sneaky. I have told her not to consent to it and have pr

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Product - Facebook App Sponsored · O Join 8-year old fashionista, Fas she celebrates the Asian and Pacific Islander children's authors that have been keeping her entertained at home with help from THE BOOK CLUB KIDZ Facebook Group. #APAHM #MoreTogether Schoo om Hume Ciderd Tbh. I'm tired of prodigy kids. Especially now! Let them be young! Let them be curious! 7m Like Reply

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Text - ... 10 hrs Does anyone sneak breast milk into their toddlers food to give them an extra boost of vitamins? I have a little extra each day and think it would help protect against Covid? What do you think? 12 38 Comments O Like Comment I sneak my milk into scrambled eggs.. good for the whole family lol

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Text - I just think of the WW2 generation and my ancestors who fought in the American Revolution. Just for us to be told we have to wear masks and can't go to church bc of a virus with a 0.1% mortality rate? It's mind boggling! But don't get me wrong. I don't want the virus! But I also think I either had it or will get it at some point. 6. 4h Like Reply

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Fifteen Times Sarcastic Humor Flew Right Over People’s Heads

If you’re ever feeling bad about yourself, just take a stroll through the following posts from people who missed very obvious jokes. We’re pretty sure they’ll boost your self-confidence. Check out /r/woooosh for more cringe material!

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Text - Thave been thinking about this exchange all day. Every seafood restaurant in DC should have a special this week called Squid Pro Quo. t7 572 5.8K 72 Follow Replying to @JenKirkman Actually, the expression is "QUID pro quo," - not “SQUID." It's Latin. 11:13 AM - 26 Sep 2019 5 Retweets 42 Likes t 5 258 42 4:25 PM 9/26/19 Twitter Web Client

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Face - when you realize the statue of mona lisa looks like keith urban Like Page November 2 at 12:11pm- Facebook Mentions e but. Like Comment Share That's not Keith urban tho.. Imao Like Reply · 1 hr It's not the statue if Mona Lisa either. Like · Reply 1 hr Write a reply. The Mona Lisa isn't a statue either Like · Reply O1-38 mins

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People - 4G 11:49 Wear Nerd Approved NA 5 hrs They even have the same haircuts. Remember Eleven & Mike? Here they are now. Feel old yet? 489 36 Comments • 144 Shares O Like Comment A Share No no. mat's Bruce Willis as a boxer in pulp fiction on the right. Not the same movie. Lame. Write a comment...

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Text - Replies Darth Vader • 2 months ago (edited) I like this "Anakin" character... kinda wonder what happens to him 987 目63 Add a public reply... • 2 months ago Darth Vader i think he becomes a pod racer 89 2 months ago are you dumb anakin is darth vader they r the same u noob

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Text - Reacties - 1 week geleden the blonde white girl was my favourite. 648 目34 Voeg een openbare reactie toe... 5 dagen geleden They all are blonde white girls... 24

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Text - 22 minutes and 22 seconds In 2012, German freediver Tom Sietas held his breath underwater for 22 minutes and 22 seconds, besting Dane Stig Severinsen's previous Guinness record by 22 seconds. (Although Guinness still lists Severinsen as the record holder, stating he hyperventilated with oxygen before his attempt for 19 minutes and 30 seconds.) May 9, 2013 The guy who filmed "Finding Nemo" 国 Are you challenging me? [-115 points · 1 hour ago It was 3D animation you dumb fuck

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Text - 14:36 4 hrs • I am trying to learn what LGBTQ+ stands for... Unfortunately nobody can give me a straight answer! You and 46 others 19 comments • 2 shares Haha Comment Share I sent you a message on LGBT detail LGETICGP Write a comment...

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Product - Can someone explain to me how they got all the ice through the small hole Imagine being this stupid 19,419 likes This is the stupidest thing ive seen more

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Product - The manager at our local IKEA is retiring, so I sent him this cake.. wheres the cake

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Text - Awise Arablc poet once sald: بقی يمن دس لمتن دق 1.4K 238 comments • 1.1K shares Libke לן Comment Share speak arabic and that's just gibberish lol

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Extreme sport - 47 mins • O Not possible obviously idiot forgot his parachute he died because the May 15 at 9:22 p.m. • O BREAKING NEWS LIVE SKYDIVER WHO FORGOT PARACHUTE CAN DIES OF CORONA VIRUS Like לח O Comment Share

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20 Cringey Karen Memes And Outbursts

Is it just us or is 2020 the year of the Karen? It seems that this cursed year has somehow emboldened entitled women despite all the ‘Karen’ backlash that we’re not ashamed to admit we’ve enjoyed. Between the coronavirus pandemic and recent protests against police brutality, every Karen has something to say. And it’s usually a massively combination of offensive, entitled, and ignorant garbage. This mix of Karen contentcovers all of those bases – with a few memes thrown in for a light chuckle. 

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Text - "We're giving children free health care, we're giving them free food, free emotional support.. That's dangerous. That's communism when you think about it." - Rebecca Friedrichs, Conservative Christian Activis PATHEOS.COM Fox News Guest: Children Don't Deserve 'Free Food' Because 'That's Communism'

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Text - The children at my son's elementary school have started referring to me as a "Karen," and mocking my chic hairstyle. Is there anything I can do in the way of legal action to prevent this? I am deeply offended. Hannah Yesterday at 3:42pm e Welp, posting a question about suing 8 year-olds is probably the wrong way to beat the stereotype Like · Comment Share lamebook.com

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Text - Randy Eudy ... 6 hrs · O Black lives DO matter but so does EVERY other color around the world.... ENOUGH SAID!!!!! Angry Omment A Share &You and 13 oths View previous cor ts... Debra Crawford Exactly right Randy!!!!!! Every life matters not just because you're black!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2h Angry Reply View 2 previous replies... Jason Lusby Oh "Debra".

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Product - Kelsey Follow This is appropriation, if a white family dressed up as black characters they would get hate, racism works both ways O - Follow Izanagi. @phnnyShady Bitch the Simpsons are yellow.

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Text - Karen's trippin because she wants a haircut, mask free. Imagine if she was black. Lord, she askin to talk to all the managers. O Like Comment Send 1 Carin Cook I will never wear a mask..l went to three different salons, found one that didn't require a mask...its not about the virus!!!!! 1 6m Like Reply Mary Jo Zavagnin Such a small thing to protect others...."NO HAIRCUT FOR YOU"! 3m Like Reply Carin Cook Mary Jo Zavagnin its ALL political... hello!!!!!!!!!! And your state sucks, ha!

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Text - She became the very thing she swore to destroy Karen General Manager

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Clothing - JEW DE O Like Comment Share 6 Sandi Burk Lordy Mercy. Imagine having those weights to haul around where you'd need damn CHAINS for Bra Straps. Do you know any men that would get that much Silicone in their 'Twins' and chance drowning somebody if they got pricked, literally? Women have a different view. I'm glad I was flat chested! @karensgoingwilds Write a comment... GIF

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Text - @missiwimberly I am So thankful businesses are opening back up. But this is what I had to look at while I got a pedicure today. Apparently my feet are contagious? It's almost more depressing to be in an environment where people act afraid to be touched than to stay home. #stopsocialdistancing III @karensgoingwilds

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Hair - Ultra Karen, Summoner of District Managers SALGOM PACK OF DOGS TERRORIZING GRADY CO. FAMILY N OK 6:04

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Text - K-Know your rights A- Accuse everyone R-Reguest a manager E-Escalate to authorities N-Neglecet reason

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Text - *businesses reopen* 5 seconds later:

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Text - Karen May 5, 2020 O ... Lol today some asian lady actually had the audacity to put on her face mask and go towards the other side walk to avoid ME (A WHITE WOMAN) who definitely does not have corona virus... nice job lady... you started this.

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Text - Meghan McCain @MeghanMcCain My neighborhood in Manhattan is eviscerated and looks like a war zone. DeBlasio and Cuomo are an utter disgrace. This is not America. Our leaders have abandoned us and continue to let great American cities burn to the ground and be destroyed. I never could have fathomed this Kristen Bartlett @kristencheeks Meghan, we live in the same building, and I just walked outside. It's fine.

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Text - Karen You should be ashamed for trying to hurt a business for political beliefs. Yours isn't the only or correct belief system. 15 7h Like Reply Thomas OMG your name is ACTUALLY Karen. Karen, the owner is LITERALLY ENDORSING RUNNING PEOPLE OVER. If anyone should be ashamed, it's you for defending such righteous trash. Please take a whole row of seats. 46 7h Like Reply

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Hair - It is tíme to go. Was I a good person? Bring me your manager No. You were the worst.

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Orange - Karen Replying to @Xbox Still won't be buying my girls (11 and 14) a Playstation! It's junk made in China. Why 21h support them? 230 27 11 207 esOuinn87· 21h Replying to @Xbox Still won't be buying my girls (11 and 14) a Playstation! It's junk made in China. Why support therm 23:28 01 Jun 2 Twitter for iPhone 53 27 63 2,791

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Text - According to our reporters in the field, protests have, for the most part, remained peaceful today. 18:16 · 5/31/20 · Buffer 5 Retweets 19 Likes Karen 24m ! Replying to I would like them removed anyways. 1 more reply

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Text - "Hi, there's a guy causing a disturbance down the street. It looks like he's holding a shield, but it's probably stolen. And he claims he's Captain America. No, he's black."

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Twitter Thread Calls Out Hypocrisy Of ‘Woke’ Brands’ Black Lives Matter Posts

As the country nears a week of protests following the murders of George Floyd and Breonna Taylor by police, there’s been an influx of people and brands showing their support on social media. #BlackoutTuesday, which happened yesterday, was probably the largest show of virtual solidarity yet. The “movement,” which was mostly on Instagram and Twitter, called for the “muting” of usual programming such as work promotions, art, and lifestyle posting. To show support, many people and brands began posting black squares to their timelines, as an attempt to highlight black voices and information regarding police brutality. Early in the day there was a backlash regarding the apparent censorship of these very voices – it seemed many social users were hashtagging #Blacklivesmatter and creating a literal blackout of important movement information. But as @RespectableLaw, a progressive lawyer who supports working families, pointed out in a fascinating Twitter thread, there are other problems with the squareposting.

Many big brands, from Nike to Microsoft, were eager to adopt the passive show of support. At first glance, it’s nice to see corporations take the side of the people who make them profitable. @RespectableLaw, however, took to Twitter to show how many of these brands have extremely shady and inhumane business practices. Most of them have used child labor. There may not be such a thing as ethical consumption right now, but it’s important to realize that brands are not your friends – and they have a lot of work to do before their passive shows of solidarity are taken seriously,.

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Pringles are made using palm oil extracted by 8-year-old plantation slaves in Indonesia. Pringles O @Pringles · 21h Pringles #blackouttuesday 2:03 PM · 6/2/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Hershey's chocolate is made using cocoa extracted by 8-year-old plantation slaves in West Africa. twitter.com/hersheys/statu.. HERSHEY'S @Hersheys 21h #BlackOutTuesday 2:16 PM · 6/2/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Reese's Peanut Butter Cups are made using cocoa extracted by 8- year-old plantation slaves in West Africa. REESE'S @reeses · 21h #BlackOutTuesday 3:20 PM · 6/2/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw J. Crew made its fortune using slave labor in Saipan sweatshops. J.CREW jcrew ♡ Q ♡ 569 likes jcrew Black Lives Matter. #blackouttuesday View all 7 comments 4 minutes ago :

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Microsoft built it products using cobalt extracted by 8-year-old mining slaves in the Democratic Republic of Congo. Microsoft O @Microsoft 22h #NewProfilePic Today, we will continue to uplift voices from the Black and African American community at Microsoft. 3:39 PM · 6/2/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Apple's phones and watches are made by 8-year-old child slaves in Southwestern China. J Apple Music @AppleMusic · 1d On Tuesday, June 2nd, Apple Music will observe Black Out Tuesday. We will use this day to reflect and plan actions to support Black artists, Black creators, and Black communities. #TheShowMustBePaused #BlackLivesMatter #BlackLivesMatter

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Prada, one of the most evil fashion companies on the planet, is built on the backs of 8-year-old child slaves in Vietnam. PRADA PRADA @Prada · 1d The Prada Group is outraged and saddened by the injustices facing the Black community and stands in steadfast support and solidarity against racism. We raise our voice and continue to work with our Diversity and Inclusion Council to fight for racial justice everywhere. The Prada Group is outraged and saddened b

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Starbucks uses coffee beans extracted by 8-year-old plantation slaves in Guatamala, Kenya, Costa Rica and Panama. Starbucks Coffee @Starbucks · 1d We will confront racism to create a more inclusive and just world. We stand in solidarity with our Black partners, customers and communities. We will not be bystanders. 3:53 PM · 6/2/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Forever 21 uses cotton extracted by 8-year-old plantation slaves in Uzbekistan. FOREVER 21 Forever 21 O @Forever21· 2d We have been deeply heartbroken over the recent events in our country. The Forever 21 family stands in solidarity with you.... Show this thread 3:59 PM · 6/2/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Victoria's Secret amassed its fortune using cotton extracted by 8-year-old plantation slaves in Burkina Faso. Victoria's Secret @VictoriasSecret · 1d VIS Read the full statement from our CEO: bit.ly/ 3eDcd8w We are sad. We are sickened. We must do better.

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Disney merchandise is manufactured by factory child slaves in Southwestern China. S Disney O @Disney 2d We stand for inclusion. We stand with our fellow Black employees, storytellers, creators and the entire Black community. 4:09 PM · 6/2/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Kellogg's, the makers of Pop-Tarts, sources palm oil extracted from 8- year-old plantation slaves in Indonesia and cocoa extracted from 8-year-old plantation slaves in West Africa. Pop-Tarts @PopTartsUS · 20h #blackouttuesday

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Nike is built on a foundation of slavery, from Pakistani children sewing in sweatshops, Uzbek children picking cotton, and even Uyghurs relocated into forced labor camps. Nike @Nike · 4d Let's all be part of the change. #UntilWeAllWin For once, Don't Do It.

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw While Ben & Jerry's moved to Fair Trade cocoa in the last few years, it built its fortune on cocoa extracted by, you guessed it, 8-year-old plantation slaves in Côte d'Ivoire. Ben & Jerry's @benandjerrys · 19h The murder of George Floyd was the result of inhumane police brutality that is perpetuated by a culture of white supremacy. benjerrys.co/2XXI65J WE MUST DISMANTLE WHITE SUPREMAGY

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Nordstrom fabricates its garments in sweatshops right here in the good old US of A, where migrants were being paid $4/hr in atrocious conditions. N Nordstrom @Nordstrom · 21h Black Lives Matter. #blackouttuesday 1:32 AM · 6/3/20 · Twitter Web App

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Twitter Thread Calls Out Hypocrisy Of ‘Woke’ Brands’ BLM Social Media Posts

As the country nears a week of protests following the murders of George Floyd and Breonna Taylor by police, there’s been an influx of people and brands showing their support on social media. #BlackoutTuesday, which happened yesterday, was probably the largest show of virtual solidarity yet. The “movement,” which was mostly on Instagram and Twitter, called for the “muting” of usual programming such as work promotions, art, and lifestyle posting. To show support, many people and brands began posting black squares to their timelines, as an attempt to highlight black voices and information regarding police brutality. Early in the day there was a backlash regarding the apparent censorship of these very voices – it seemed many social users were hashtagging #Blacklivesmatter and creating a literal blackout of important movement information. But as @RespectableLaw, a progressive lawyer who supports working families, pointed out in a fascinating Twitter thread, there are other problems with the squareposting.

Many big brands, from Nike to Microsoft, were eager to adopt the passive show of support. At first glance, it’s nice to see corporations take the side of the people who make them profitable. @RespectableLaw, however, took to Twitter to show how many of these brands have extremely shady and inhumane business practices. Most of them have used child labor. There may not be such a thing as ethical consumption right now, but it’s important to realize that brands are not your friends – and they have a lot of work to do before their passive shows of solidarity are taken seriously,.

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Pringles are made using palm oil extracted by 8-year-old plantation slaves in Indonesia. Pringles O @Pringles · 21h Pringles #blackouttuesday 2:03 PM · 6/2/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Hershey's chocolate is made using cocoa extracted by 8-year-old plantation slaves in West Africa. twitter.com/hersheys/statu.. HERSHEY'S @Hersheys 21h #BlackOutTuesday 2:16 PM · 6/2/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Reese's Peanut Butter Cups are made using cocoa extracted by 8- year-old plantation slaves in West Africa. REESE'S @reeses · 21h #BlackOutTuesday 3:20 PM · 6/2/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw J. Crew made its fortune using slave labor in Saipan sweatshops. J.CREW jcrew ♡ Q ♡ 569 likes jcrew Black Lives Matter. #blackouttuesday View all 7 comments 4 minutes ago :

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Microsoft built it products using cobalt extracted by 8-year-old mining slaves in the Democratic Republic of Congo. Microsoft O @Microsoft 22h #NewProfilePic Today, we will continue to uplift voices from the Black and African American community at Microsoft. 3:39 PM · 6/2/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Apple's phones and watches are made by 8-year-old child slaves in Southwestern China. J Apple Music @AppleMusic · 1d On Tuesday, June 2nd, Apple Music will observe Black Out Tuesday. We will use this day to reflect and plan actions to support Black artists, Black creators, and Black communities. #TheShowMustBePaused #BlackLivesMatter #BlackLivesMatter

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Prada, one of the most evil fashion companies on the planet, is built on the backs of 8-year-old child slaves in Vietnam. PRADA PRADA @Prada · 1d The Prada Group is outraged and saddened by the injustices facing the Black community and stands in steadfast support and solidarity against racism. We raise our voice and continue to work with our Diversity and Inclusion Council to fight for racial justice everywhere. The Prada Group is outraged and saddened b

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Starbucks uses coffee beans extracted by 8-year-old plantation slaves in Guatamala, Kenya, Costa Rica and Panama. Starbucks Coffee @Starbucks · 1d We will confront racism to create a more inclusive and just world. We stand in solidarity with our Black partners, customers and communities. We will not be bystanders. 3:53 PM · 6/2/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Forever 21 uses cotton extracted by 8-year-old plantation slaves in Uzbekistan. FOREVER 21 Forever 21 O @Forever21· 2d We have been deeply heartbroken over the recent events in our country. The Forever 21 family stands in solidarity with you.... Show this thread 3:59 PM · 6/2/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Victoria's Secret amassed its fortune using cotton extracted by 8-year-old plantation slaves in Burkina Faso. Victoria's Secret @VictoriasSecret · 1d VIS Read the full statement from our CEO: bit.ly/ 3eDcd8w We are sad. We are sickened. We must do better.

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Disney merchandise is manufactured by factory child slaves in Southwestern China. S Disney O @Disney 2d We stand for inclusion. We stand with our fellow Black employees, storytellers, creators and the entire Black community. 4:09 PM · 6/2/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Kellogg's, the makers of Pop-Tarts, sources palm oil extracted from 8- year-old plantation slaves in Indonesia and cocoa extracted from 8-year-old plantation slaves in West Africa. Pop-Tarts @PopTartsUS · 20h #blackouttuesday

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Nike is built on a foundation of slavery, from Pakistani children sewing in sweatshops, Uzbek children picking cotton, and even Uyghurs relocated into forced labor camps. Nike @Nike · 4d Let's all be part of the change. #UntilWeAllWin For once, Don't Do It.

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw While Ben & Jerry's moved to Fair Trade cocoa in the last few years, it built its fortune on cocoa extracted by, you guessed it, 8-year-old plantation slaves in Côte d'Ivoire. Ben & Jerry's @benandjerrys · 19h The murder of George Floyd was the result of inhumane police brutality that is perpetuated by a culture of white supremacy. benjerrys.co/2XXI65J WE MUST DISMANTLE WHITE SUPREMAGY

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Text - Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw Nordstrom fabricates its garments in sweatshops right here in the good old US of A, where migrants were being paid $4/hr in atrocious conditions. N Nordstrom @Nordstrom · 21h Black Lives Matter. #blackouttuesday 1:32 AM · 6/3/20 · Twitter Web App

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Happy Wholesome Memes & Posts For Anyone Who Needs Them

There’s no getting around it: the world is going through it. From protests around the USA to the coronavirus pandemic, things are looking and feeling bleak as hell. While these memes and posts won’t solve any of the problems plaguing the globe, they do have the potential to improve your mood and remind you that there is still some good in the world. And that counts for something.

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Outerwear - "You are so cute, you are! You're like a cutie pie, a cutie pie!" "Hihihi! Puppies!"

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Nose - 12:42 PM I unfortunatly need to give my mouse away for a better family. I bought it 5 days ago to feed my snake but now they've became best friend and he won't eat it... I guess my snake is now vegan but whatever. If interested call or text me 5 EDO 122 51 Comments

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Organism - Sarah McAnulty @SarahMackAttack Some squid are very brave during their checkups and others...pretend to be rocks. SAFE 11738 TOVETOR

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Dog - Keanu Reavues took a quick break from filming John Wick 2, to walk a pit bull in New York City on Monday, looking terrifying as f*ck...

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Companion dog - alina Follow @PULPFICTION why does ben affleck hold his doggo like a sack of potatoes

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Toilet - I came home to this. I'm starting to think cats aren't the only ones with 9 lives. Tak

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Panda - Ash Warner Follow @AlsBoy Don't you love how literally almost every picture of pandas looks like chaos 10:57 AM - 23 Oct 2018 125 Retweets 405 Likes

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Font - Parks Victoria added 2 new photos - with Paul-and Patti Mignosa and Patricia I Like Page Parks Shackelford. February 9 at 1:38pm - e Rangers often see strange things at times but Cameron at Yarra Bend Park admits he was not expecting this following message from the park's cleaners! "Hi Cameron. There is a possum living inside the paper dispenser of the toilet at the Loop picnic area. Thank you." Needless to say, the possum was evicted and has been set up in new, more spacious accommodatio

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Text - This photo is from 1955, it was called "a few seconds before happiness".

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Dog breed - Hannah Hulse Follow @hanhulse my cousin has celiac disease & takes her alert dog to school with her everyday. &he made it in the school yearbook!!! Kaleigh Buckminster Memphis Buckminster

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Birth - DOCTORS USEDA 3D PRINTER TO PRINT AN ULTRASOUND FOR A BLIND EXPECTANT MOTHER

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People - A friend of mine had his wedding today. The Best Man is asked for the rings, the groom holds his hand out and the Best Man plays the "I don't have them" card. Everyone checks pockets...and no one has the rings. Then..this guy rolls in VIA 9GAG.COM

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Plant - anchor-arms: clorinspats: pampoovey: sexhaver. stunningpicture: I'm not too fond of snakes, but I can't seem to take the Blunthead Tree Snake seriously. dont smoke weed kids its like a noodle with a weird meatball the more i look at this snake the more i laugh "Meth is one Hell of a drug"

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Shoulder - TmarTn @TmarTn We're waiting for the chicken to heat up in the oven 1:57 AM - Mar 12, 2018 O 4,336 Q 341 people are talking about this

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Dog - Chase Stout Follow @ChaserStout Got a kitten this weekend & our German shepherd pup, Huey, thinks it's his. I'm not going to tell him any different.

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Photography - have to wear EEG leads all over my head for the next few days.. my niece has yet to become adjusted

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Photograph - Kevin Kennedy Ryan II Follow @K_47 Three years ago, I married the love of my life and my sister fell over

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Dog - This is Rocky. He's deep in his dream and smiling. Must be getting called a good boy

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Human - "You have been chosen. I'm your cat now "

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Photograph - Travon Free @Travon The best part of Kevin Hart's wedding pic is him standing 10 feet in the foreground to be as tall as his wife. ifunny.co

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Toilet - While staying at a hotel, I hear my husband yell, "Babe, come here quick!" When I walk in the bathroom he says, "look, it's got an expert mode toilet seat." I think it was his favorite part of our vacation.

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Footwear - My wife got me Superman dress socks (with cape) that I now secretly rock at work. Sometimes I want to lift my pants up and run down the hallways to see the capes fly. It's the little things.

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Dog breed - Dr. Fantastic Guys my school adopted an abandoned dog and he has his own administrative ID card and it's just so cute IDARI PERSONEL TAN OSCAR İSTİNYELİ BEKÇİ Guand DİREKTÖRLÜK : TEKNİK VE DESTEK HİZMETLER iles and Suppoting Sen. K9 VIP GOVENLİK GÖREVİ Duty Diectorete BİRİMİ UnivDept. vip Serwity 27.11.2017 21:40 from İstanbul, Türkiye

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Dog - Vikki Stone Follow @vikkistone To stop Bert's long ears collecting snow, we've popped an oven glove over them. As you can see, he's thrilled. RETWEETS LIKES 2,594 3,370

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Adaptation - that's so me @ComedyPics Nothing in this world is better than a Mother

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Facial expression - Jewish Cousins Who Thought The Other Was Killed By Nazis Reunite After 75 Years BY : EMMA ROSEMURGEY ON : 28 SEP 2019 16:35 Ht's enouah to make a arown man crv, and that's ok ifunny.co

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Product - @Kaayla08 . Кayla I called my grandpa and asked him "Do you want to go fishing ?" We conversed about where, so I showed up 15 minutes later and this was him on the front porch ifHnny.co

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Cap - My girls thought i needed a new look to the hard hat what yall think ICE MOUNTA PPLICDR 2019

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Dog - UPS has a page where the drivers can post about all the dogs they meet on the job, thank me later

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Adaptation - My grandpa, my dad & I. Making 3 generations of wives worried sick. mxcleod: hersheywrites: I really love generational photos. now we must wait 25 years for this next iteration Source: nowreblogthis 108,815 notes ... VIA 9GAG.COM

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Dog - davis smith. @TheRealDerv lol if you think i actually hired a photographer to take pictures of my new puppy then you're exactly right bc i totally did. Stay awake at FUNsubstance.com

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Text - Brandon Gip @thegip03 My mom made this for my dad because he's going to Vegas this weekend without her aeee SLANTS My name is Jim If I look lost, Please call my wife, Kim Gip @650-296-8084 If I am in a restaurant just staring at the menu, please order me some sort of Asian fou especially white rice. I've never been away from my wife who does everything for me.

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Dress - kinley @Kinley_paige_ Follow So my great grandma got married today. She said to me "l know I'm old but he makes me feel like l'm young again" RETWEETS LIKES 5,970 10,589

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Skin - Struggles of a Long Distanced Relationship Found my girlfriend's Carmex. Going to sleep with it tonight. Won't see her for another 60+ days O Tucked it in.

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Product - Grandmas don't change. I'm 22 and 6'6" and my grandmother still buys me clothes I need to grow into IG: @lukehannontv

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Nineteen Cringe Pics For Those Who Want To Feel Uncomfortable

As much as we like to avoid cringey and crazy people in real life, they sure do provide us with plenty of entertainment on the internet. From woefully bad political takes to godawful corny memes, these examples of cringe are sure to leave you with a lot of questions.

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Text - ... rs Y'all accept and admit that the Moon affects the tides of the WHOLE ASS OCEAN but deny that the Moon has any effect on Humans even though we're 70%+ water? Ok ded a new photo to the album: Why. May 26, 2018 This is my kind of spiritual cult nd 7 others 7 Comments 3 Shares O Like Comment Share

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Text - 6:39 GH Lr 47% Search Sep 28 at 11:02 PM • O Trumpeached [TRUMP-eached] noun 1If Trump is impeached, Pence becomes President. Pence pardons Trump and appoints him Vice President Pence resigns, Trump becomes President and appoints Pence as his Vice President. Liberal heads explode. tnAt SNOwflakes shriek Like לו Comment Share

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Text - You don't think universal health care qualifies as a "charity handout"? It's people financing other people's problems. Hey Trent if your house catches on fire I don't want my taxes to go towards financing your problems with my charitable handouts. Be a fucking man and call around to get some quotes on quality firefighting services you lazy shit

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Text - TUE AT 9:30 PM Do u still have this for sale ? 11:19 AM Hello??? U advertising and u not replying to people interested to buy .. are u a scammer??? How does that even make sense? Wow a reply now Yes, I have a job If you don't want to buy it, why are you messaging me? Good way of saying u don't want to sell it to me I don't want to buy it anymore Keep it 11:49 AM Your loss I thought u had a job stop texting me!!!

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Text - Brandon · Sweater Marketplace •.. Sweater $5 Rate Buyer Mark As Sold Brandon Is there anyway I can pay to see O your boobs or nah Brandon Take that as a no I'm parking behind rn Brandon You can take cash right Brandon To both parts Dude please stop A contact left the group. I'm selling the items on market place and that's all Aa

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Text - Tweet E KIRILL @kirill8meout School shootings happen cause nobody is allowed to hit their kids anymore. Gun control? Let's start with kid control. I was afraid to miss my curfew because my mom would throw a lamp at my head. This is the generation of "my mom is my best friend," fuck that. I feared my mom. 5/21/18, 1:05 PM

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Text - Diego Magallona @diegomags You don't raise a generation on Star Wars, Harry Potter, and Hunger Games then tell them not to resist when their people are being oppressed and killed. 02:10 · 5/28/20 · Twitter for Android 9,441 Retweets 30.5K Likes Diego Magallona @diegomags · 2d Replying to @diegomags ...and Lord of the Rings, and The Last Airbender, and the list goes on and on... 277 ♡ 1,003 bagley @microballsack 2d Replying to @diegomags This is why nerds should be murdered Q3 2730 O 350

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Text - Hi everyone! I'm looking for a natural sperm donor meeting these requirements: Age 16-23 Never used any prescription or illicit drugs Never drank except for communiunm Blonde or light brown hair, not overweight, and comes from a 75%+ American background Agrees to forfeit all parental rights at time of birth No payment will be collected during any natural "breeding" sessions, however regular child support payments in the amount of 20% of your income will be expected within the first month

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Text - Vegan 19 minutes ago · I've been so depressed about not wanting to have a Gemini baby ee My baby was born December 1 (a sag like me!), but I was straight up TERRIFIED he'd come a little early and be a Scorpio. Bullet. Doged. 14m Like Reply 31 was petrified mine would come late and be Scorpio e thank god I have a Libran e Che Rabbit Hole Haha I feel you. My son was born late and ended up being a Gemini. But I've actually grown to appreciate Geminis so much more because of him. They have so

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Text - 48 mins · Just did my first Corporate healing on a person that worked for Pepsi. He was completely unaware that they were putting aborted fetus cells in the drinks. He knows now, I believe he ain't going to be drinking soft drink anymore. O Like Comment Share 11 Aborted fetus cells in Pepsi? Sources? 40 m Like Reply View 1 previous reply... Its actually all the Satanic corps that do it because it keeps the unconscious souls trapped in a lower vibration like when you order a big mac you th

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Text - is with and 32 others. Yesterday at 4:45am • * Hey everyone as you know my parents have given me until the end of this month to find enslavement or a new place to live. I have applied to all six places within walking distance of my house that would be a good fit for me and have heard nothing back. So I decided to go the second route. Everyone is included in this offer but if your tagged here it's because I think your houselappartment is a perfect fit or I think your wealth is well lived a

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Text - IFSOY BEAN ISUSED TO MAKE PLASTIC AND SOY BEAN RAISES ESTROGEN LEVELS WHY IS SOY IN SO MANY FOODS IN SUPERMARKETS? Liked by iam_mai_art and others mindset.holistic Maybe because this is part of the transgender agenda.

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Moon - ... Any of you NASA believers care to comment on this? I doubt anybody will cuz it don't make sense just like the rest of their stuff WHY IS THE MOON SO BRIGHT IN THE SKY BUT NOT WHEN THEY ARE STANDING ON IT?... MOON 'LIGHT" "WHO'S SWITCHED THE LIGHTS OFF?" O Like Comment Send in Messenger Write a comment... GIF 9+

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Text - Doctorate of science degrees are fancy titles people go after so they don't have to enter the real world and get a real, meaningful job. 3h Like Reply 1.

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Text - l Sprint LTE 10:26 PM 1 O 12% O Like Comment A Share evin Herwie Never lose a good woman without a fight.. Get her pregnant if you have too.. 28 1 Comment 2 Shares O Like Comment A Share

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Text - @decentbirthday Are you still selling the 30 inch TV No, sorry. I sold it a few days ago @decentbirthday How about $200 I already sold it. Sorry $250 I literally do not have it Then don't waste my time

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Text - r/teenagers u/ 36 Awards My parents divorced, and I showed them (individually) a meme that said "To show you the power of Flex Tape, I sawed my Parents' Marriage in Half!" They were not impressed. They're actually quite mad at me Imao. I guess you could say.... That's a lotta damage 21.5k 394 1 Share

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Irritating Times Students Encountered Toxic Nonsense

This Twitter thread serves as a collection of times that students encountered challenges, adversity, from teachers or classmates. If anything, it can serve as a valuable reminder to stay true to yourself, and not let any of the haters get ya down. There will always be someone around ready to crack the next joke or laugh at your expense. Who cares? 

This Twitter thread serves as a collection of times that students encountered challenges, adversity, from teachers or classmates. If anything, it can serve as a valuable reminder to stay true to yourself, and not let any of the haters get ya down. There will always be someone around ready to crack the next joke or laugh at your expense. Who cares? 

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Text - Justin Boldaji @justinboldaji I became radicalized when I was in 4th grade & I took a science test & studied hard for it & ended up completely acing it but when I was done with the test I was bored & drew monsters in the margins of the paper & my teacher gave me a 90 out of 100 because of the monsters

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Text - bloop. @hibanako Replying to @justinboldaji i had a 7th grade english teach who told me to turn in an assignment i had already turned in and i told her and she literally yelled at me that i didnt and told me if i did to find it then and it was like the 10th one

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Text - (goth) Kassa @kassaotaku Replying to @justinboldaji My Spanish teacher in 10th grade, made us do 12 questions of a test in a 1-20 question Scantron then made us do the other part of the test on another Scantron but starting at 13, then made us do another 15Q in a bigger one, Then take everything and put it in a single Scantron

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Text - ダークソール @DarkSoul4242 Replying to @justinboldaji (English as a second language) I got once sent to the principal's office for talking back when my English teacher said "I am been" or "I will can" pointed out it was "I have been" and "be able to", she got hysteric and straight-up gave me Os for the whole year, dividing my grades

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Text - Sparrow/Liz : liminal nest @UntoNuggan Replying to @justinboldaji Context: My mom is from the UK, my dad from the US, I grew up in the US with children's books from both countries In kindergarten I kept getting marked wrong for writing "colour" and I was so upset, especially because I didn't realize there were US/UK spelling differences

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Text - rae bae @epicgringa Replying to @justinboldaji sophomore year in HS i had to write a ~persuasive essay and i didnt use the cookie cutter outline bullshit everyone used to write the paper and my teacher used my essay as an example to the class on what not to do.

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Text - Satan's Craft Room @CraftSatan Replying to @justinboldaji My HS vice principal interrupted my history class to share his personal story of going to UC Berkeley and being a Navy Seal. I cont to read the text. He pushed the book to the ground. Few years later he was on the news for faking credentials and lying about being in the military.

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Text - hrwinter @hrwinter Replying to @justinboldaji A professor gave me a failing 66 for a midterm. There were no red marks. When I went to his office hours to ask, he said it was because I only used answers from the book and not statements from his (incorrect) lectures. I'd somehow failed by not quoting him directly.

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Text - My Dog Eats Sticks @chetsbabe Replying to @ubersle and @justinboldaji I had an English teacher in 10th grade yell at me in class on our first research paper saying, "You can't write one sentence paragraphs." I now get paid to do so. Suck it Mr. Kidwell.

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Text - * marissa * @mxrivel Replying to @joshcurwin and @justinboldaji elementary school teachers are so annoying- they're teaching you basic things like writing but they will not let you do anything slightly different from what they do :/ when i was younger i wrote left handed but the teacher told me that was wrong and now i'm right handed

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Text - Karlie Marks @KarlieMarks Replying to @justinboldaji and @_aurely my senior thesis had a point knocked off for using the word "wed" instead of "married" even though wed fit the sentence structure better than married. also teach said she "didn't believe in perfect papers" and was really just looking for a place to dock my grade.

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Text - Leah @ubersle Replying to @justinboldaji In 4th grade, I answered the quiz question, "What do you call an animal that eats only plants?" as herbivore. My teacher marked it wrong and said it was 'vegetarian. I'd have taken that to the Supreme Court such was my wrath.

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Text - "Shine bright, circus man' @ChancellorSRA Replying to @ubersle and @justinboldaji I had a similar thing in 4th grade. Question: what do a plant's roots do? 9 yo Me: suck up water and nutrients Teacher: WRONG. They hold the plant in the ground. My mom, looking at the test answers: I... think your teacher might hate you.

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Text - Gillian Smith is LOCKED IN @thishere_nomad Replying to @justinboldaji My 4th grade science teacher had us make sun-cookers and my scientist parents looked at the directions and tossed them out the window for being wrong. My sun-cooker was one of two that actually worked and both of us got D's for not following directions.

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Text - Josh @joshcurwin Replying to @justinboldaji In second grade I took a math test, and instead of the normal 7, I wrote the kind that has the small horizontal line intersecting the vertical, cause l'd seen it in a book and liked it. The teacher marked each answer with such a 7 as wrong. 1.

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Text - JOI Biden 3030 @imacopyouidiot9 Replying to @justinboldaji My 1st grade teacher was teaching us math and I solved all the problems in the workbook when she was talking. She told me that "it was homework" and made me erase all my answers.

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Text - Mike Provencher @RevilFox Replying to @justinboldaji My 6th grade Home Room teacher had a deal where if you do all of your homework for 14 straight days, for every class, and get it signed off by every teacher, she would buy you McDonald's for lunch. I did it, and when I showed her she said, "Yeah, this deal isn't for you."

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Text - Brooke Zoom School of Law class of 2020 @Yarsian Replying to @justinboldaji I went to school where some teachers checked our notebooks. Like if we didn't have the notes exactly how they wanted them it would hurt your grade. Doodles were right out. So was understanding things differently. They also controlled what color folder went with what class.

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Text - an anthropomorphic guillotine, hungry and waiting @Queen_Antifa Replying to @justinboldaji I knew how negative numbers worked in first grade, and instead of writing 0 when we subtracted a large number from a smaller one, I wrote the correct answer. The teacher marked these as wrong and told me not to get ahead of first grade.

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Text - RogerStonePrisonbound! @TamarSmith3 Replying to @Damaia and @justinboldaji In 4th grade read Agatha Christie books under the table. My teacher would punish me for it. I was nine years old and reading adult books! Years later I thought how limited my teacher was for not recognizing what an advanced reader I was and encouraging it.

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Cursed & Cringey Pics For Brave Eyes

There’s something exhilarating about watching people crash on burn in movies and television. The same goes for insane posts on the internet. From cringey anime memes to unhinged people on Facebook, the internet is a freaking goldmine of uncomfortable and disturbing content. You just need to know where to look. And because we’re benevolent people, we’ve done that looking for you.

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Tattoo - 31 You (like Heaven, don't you Mommy? @ March 10 1973- March14 2019 LOCATION: SPARTANBURG SC

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Community - #TJHTEAM You're White, Im Black.. Let's Make A Panda 590K views 14K 418 Share Download Save

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Cartoon - You'll never understand my pain hehe.. sorry.sorry, Basic 14 white girls who listened to Billie Elish once Me who just lost my dog in Minecraft

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Text - "TO LIKE TO GET IN YOUR PANTS "WHY?" "BECAUSE I S ITIN MINE"

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Yoda - I maked breffest for my Mammalorian and Daddalorian dis morning, but I forgetted to put da bacon out.0opsies!

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Tony Hawk And Postman Help Out A Local Skateboarder

Yet another fine example of why the world loves Tony Hawk. Check out a series of times that people met Tony Hawk, and had no idea they were talking to the man himself.

Yet another fine example of why the world loves Tony Hawk. Check out a series of times that people met Tony Hawk, and had no idea they were talking to the man himself.

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Rare Insults That Held Nothing Back

We’re always ready to appreciate some rare insults here. You know, the insults that are equally accurate and hilariously brutal. It’s like, you almost feel bad for laughing at them, but at the same time, you just can’t help it. That Mucinex commercial comparison was just spot on. Ouch, indeed. 

Check out some more rare insults that bruised people’s egos, over here.

We’re always ready to appreciate some rare insults here. You know, the insults that are equally accurate and hilariously brutal. It’s like, you almost feel bad for laughing at them, but at the same time, you just can’t help it. That Mucinex commercial comparison was just spot on. Ouch, indeed. 

Check out some more rare insults that bruised people’s egos, over here.

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Selfie - Replies Ase Mui • 3 days ago (edited) Lilly is sooo unfunny that I wanna make a religion based on her and then become an atheist just so she stops existing to me Ib 3.1K 1 53

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Eyewear - Comments 32K 幸 X Library Media Center • 2 weeks ago L The girlfriends voice is like brushing teeth and then drinking orange juice 3.ЗК 22 VIEW 22 REPLIES

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Face - Comments 8.3K 幸 X DD • 1 year ago Ellen's looking rough these days 12K 目84 ...

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Audio equipment - WALAK Game Ranger • 1 day ago Dude looks like 2010 Justin Bieber and Mark Zuckerberg's long lost son. 100 1 VIEW REPLY

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Text - Brenyatta • 1 week ago Jake Paul's book is actually pretty good, if you run out of toilet paper 2.1K 20 20 replies

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Text - BEST COMMENTS 4h 1 Award Elon has become the uncle you thought was cool but is actually a child with lots of money Reply 1 2.5k ...

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Terrific Tumblr Tidbits (43 Posts)

This roundup of Tumblr posts is guaranteed to get you laughing, because Tumblr always has a way of putting a little smile on your face with its wit. Don’t believe us? Just scroll down to see.

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Text - Text - Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol 1000watttwat My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning... grandpaq Keys... walle... damn, my titties

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Text - Photo caption - hotbritishguyspluscats: I don't think I've ever seen a picture that so fully summed up what it is to be a cat owner.

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Text - Text - michaxl: strawberryghostie: michaxl: why is everyone in aladdin hot my original statement stands 277,309 notes

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Text - Text - stop saying i can'teven and start saying i can even believe in urself Follow your dreams is that a lawn mower flying no, it's a lawn mower following it's dreams

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Text - Text - 9) Write a number with a I in the hundreds place. 10) Write a number with a 6 in the tens place. 222 11) Write a number with a 2 in the ones place. 12) Write a number with a 3 in the hundreds place. 33 dutchster: Evess

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Face - 0:02/1:19:04 CC Illuminati Harambe ASMR Drinking Game grawly where the fuck am i shitposting-extraordinaire Far, far away from god Source: grawly

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Text - abilify if you wake up while McDonald's is still serving breakfast then you're doing good homophu doesnt mcdonalds have all day breakfast now? tockthewatchdog if you wake up at all then you're doing good 155,258 notes

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Text - dreshdae schrodinger's human you can't prove that someone isn't immortal until they actually die chunkycrow

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Leg - getofftheinternerd.tumblr.com toodirtyforyourowngood is this how lesbian sex works

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Text - bad666milk yeahimjustsaiyan the-average-gatsby: snorlax you fat motherfucker it took you fifteen fucking years to stand up are you fucking shitting me right now 48,244 notes

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Organism - MOTHERBOARD.VICE.COM Clippy's Designer Wants to Know Who Got Clippy Pregnant sharkopolis Just a reminder that the entire human race is forever doomed to an eternity in hell

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Text - keatonstrombergs: the fbi will never catch me not illegal music not illegal movies

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Pink - getting-fit-staying-fab: d-elenda: can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reason why they love you well wouldn't that be the shortest list in the world Yeah it would because all they would write is everything

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Cat - Innea: I'm trying to clean but he wants to come with me all the time so I put him in the basket so I can carry him more easily and he's very happy about it

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Text - phlorealcalicanto When people ask you to do anything outside during summer the sun is a deadly lazer

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Cartoon - Dimitn, do you realy think m royalty? You know I do. Then stop bossing me around. clearssong #he has a "shots fired" notebook im so done Source:-letaem 349,462 notes t1

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Text - Pony Starwars @tigersgoroooar Following Damn boy are you a condom because it feels better when you're not here

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Text - earthdad someone: what do you want to be for Halloween? me: loved and appreciated Source: earthdad 75,898 notes A

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Text - Bellossom forgot how to use Acid. vikodlak: fals3-words-fall-d3ad: Bellossom went to rehab good for you bellossom

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Product - cravings: me whenever i drink something from a wine glass m so Fancy 95,831 notes 11

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Text - bangays whats ur coming out story Anonymous i told my mom and she cried and then told my dad and then she cried for the rest of the night and in the middle of the night i heard my dad yell god dammit lori who cares if he likes it up the ass Ask bangays a question #Anonymous 10 notes

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Text - just-shower-thoughts: If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mech battle between two fetuses.

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Text - disproven: traceymoesby: kohwala: telepath more like telepathetic this sounds like something Magneto would say before high fiving Mystique Source: kohwala

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Text - istherewholockonmars bilbo-hol... Source: thewhorecrux Today my dad was singing Christmas carols in the kitchen Dad: He knows how long you sleep in Dad: He knows that you've been baked Dad: He knows you spend all day online so you better hope your grandma gets you something nice because Santa is done with your shit 32,417 notes

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Vertebrate - 17yr adults: "what are your plans for the summer?" "what are you planning on studying in college?" "what do you want to do in the future?" me: [panicked honk]

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Text - trickytwitch *turns up to court in a fursuit* "hi I'm your public defurnder :3c" flanneldragon me: *tears in my eyes begging the judge* ill plead guilty if you arrest them too

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Cat - How do I snap chat cliffordsfrienddaniel: ....you could have said snap cat and you didnt.... 16

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Text - WHO WOULD WIN? All of Europe A Sick Rat thatsmoderatelyraven Too soon a-relatable-potato it has been 7 and a half centuries

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Movie - ELLEN PAGE ELLEN PAGE I DOWNLOADED A GHOST THE CAT THAI CAME BACK ELLEN PAGE GHOST CAT ACAEAY AuONIND ACTREASEN Ga SeNESIN TE Y OF MACLES AND R s kyrkovisan: rubyfruitjumble: smxy: Ellen Page's early filmography looks like it was Photoshopped for an Arrested Development gag. wait I looked it up and "ghost cat and "the cat that came back" are literally the same movie that was released under two different names and apparently they just tried to market it separately as a thriller and as hea

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Cartoon - The boat's beautüful, Ash! Who's it belong to? don't know! ruinedchildhood GTA: Pallet Town Source: ash

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Cat - foxyplaydate: notyoudonut my cat sleeps in this box and i was seeing how far i could push it to the edge before he jumped out and your cat ain't having none of this physics bullshit Source:notyoudonut 199,909 notes

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Cat - edgaralantrog: glencocoabutter: son, your mother and i are very concerned i never laughed at two cats harder before in

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Text - women's shampoos be like: coconut; honey/milk; rose; tropical fruits; aloe vera men's shampoos be like: ARCTIC ICE; DARKNESS; GUNS; TESTOSTERONE; PAIN

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Album cover - 1 am Loki of Asgard and lam burdened with glorious purpose Loki, brother of Thor letsboldlygomotherfuckers: #IVE BEEN HERE THIRTY SECONDS Sourpe: paulwelsey

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Text - zachsgay: i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now Ox12-0 Don't be fucking rude. Source: zachsgay 1,344,991 notes

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Product - imagimeme durex durex 29 Little Hacks That Could Save Your Life saffron-not-so-joy is that a fucking game boy cartridge case? pancakeke this is a legit lifehack because keeping a condom in your wallet is bad news. the friction from it being in your pocket or jostled around wears down the latex and can cause it to tear. if you keep one on you in a gameboy cart case that won't be an issue because no one will have sex with you

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Text - diary ofaclassygirl preppyinthenor... Source: shenanigans-a... tilly-oakley: shenanigans-and-sass: "I think this boy is flirting with me, but my self esteem is telling me that's not possible" - a novel by me "I think this boy might like me, but my self esteem is telling me that he must act like this with everyone" - the sequel 11,391 notes

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Text - nice-wig-janis when plans get cancelled that you didn't wanna attend 122,041 notes

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Cartoon - Sorry kid Canthelp ya. Why not? Two words l-am-retired. darkpassageisnear glgantorthemooseking It's funny because "I am retired" in Greek is Eiuai ouvrağiouxoc. which is two words ladies and gentlemen, I present to you... Disney

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Text - seifukucat: welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i'm seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week andi just have to say i'm really disappointed Source: seifukucat 233,748 notes

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Text - partybarackisinthehousetonight: mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary thank you mark (via thefuuuucomics)

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Cat - jontronshat: Thats a spice meatball Source: jontronshat

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Face - To make a long story short, I'd shoved a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass. hedgehogpincushion Iwant the long story.

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Twitter Thread: Girl’s Wild Allergic Reaction To Grass

Man, this wild Twitter thread shows the unfolding, and escalation of a young woman’s allergic reaction to wheat/grass. She goes from looking like a human being to looking like some kind of alien thing. Thankfully, she was able to get the help she needed to address the intense allergic reaction. So, we can all look back on it now and have a good, innocent laugh. 

Man, this wild Twitter thread shows the unfolding, and escalation of a young woman’s allergic reaction to wheat/grass. She goes from looking like a human being to looking like some kind of alien thing. Thankfully, she was able to get the help she needed to address the intense allergic reaction. So, we can all look back on it now and have a good, innocent laugh. 

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Text - 23:02 RhiRob99 @RhiRob99 1) an innocent photo taken to show day 1 v day 3 of sleeping in a tent in the piss wet through (good bants). We were not alarmed by this photo as we all thought (even though we have been friends with @caitlintyson112 for many years) that she had developed a 5 head & said no more

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Text - RhiRob99 @RhiRob99 2) so we awoke the next day, and Caitlin said her head felt heavy. We all did not notice because we are dumb. She began to do her makeup in a compact mirror & discovered she had evolved into a hammer head shark. But I like to compare the shape to a space raider. 10 РАСК! SPACE RAIDERS BAKED NOT FRIED PACK PICKLED C0608 ONION

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Text - 4) alarmed we grabbed the gang n anyone else close by who could attend the circus act one at a time to see @caitlintyson112 's new head. We were thinking of charging. It swelled that much at this point we could poke holes & make shapes in her abscess of a forehead. It was great.

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Text - RhiRob99 @RhiRob99 - 22h 12) thank you for taking the time to read a thread on my giant friend @caitlintyson112 safe to say she no longer looks this way, and is very single so DM me if you would like to get in touch with a very spicy allergy prone fool Hahahahahahahahahaha I can't stop laughing 171 40 ili RhiRob99 @RhiRob99 - 18h AAa reference photo that she doesn't always look like the elephant man and that she will make a lovely house wife one day for the lucky guy (she is single) (100%

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Face - RhiRob99 @RhiRob99 - 22h 10) here is @caitlintyson112 waiting in A&E starting on Shelly asking why everybody's staring at her . 01 272 ili 23 RhiRob99 @RhiRob99 - 22h 11) home safe and sound with half functioning eyes just in time for the love island final .. When u have to hold ur eye open to watch tv Finally can see my eyes

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Text - RhiRob99 @RhiRob99 - 18h AA^ reference photo that she doesn't always look like the elephant man and that she will make a lovely house wife one day for the lucky guy (she is single) (100%) come on bois she met the love of her life abroad to find out he was engaged with a child show some love HAMATA TETSUNABE O 72 ili RhiRob99 @RhiRob99 - 1h This all occurred at @KendalCalling 2018 & for all the Q's about how this happened, no she did not take narcotics...instead she is a massive fanny & sh

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Funny Social Media Fails From The World’s Failures

Enjoy this fresh batch of people that tried to do one thing, and met failure in the end. As May chugs along, it’s fun to remind ourselves that nobody is safe from failing at a moment’s notice, and we can find comfort in forgetting about our own fails, by enjoying other people’s. 

Enjoy this fresh batch of people that tried to do one thing, and met failure in the end. As May chugs along, it’s fun to remind ourselves that nobody is safe from failing at a moment’s notice, and we can find comfort in forgetting about our own fails, by enjoying other people’s. 

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Text - owamonange @BoasFrieda My 8 year old daughter just told me to stop taking pictures of her and uploading them without her consent... "those are your friends not mine"

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Text - Today 18:27 hey what u want for the age thing wait no BIRTHDAY YES THE AGE THING YES Delivered

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Thermometer - wastegyal @H3NNYCOK3 Girl I was like wow what type of pregnancy test is this??????? $moothie Queen @PINKMeisha · May 4 I BURNED OVER 900CALORIES JUMPING ROPE !! I'm so proud of myself. 1,548 jumps later 66I challenge you to buy a jump rope today & get jiggy Show this thread w 120 548- T 1437 929c

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Radiology - toxic king @777jorgeivan I asked this chick for a sexy pic and she sent this shit -KAE

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Text - César Albarrán T) @Viscount_Wombat How has your day been? I accidentally emailed this this instead of to a colleague.

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Text - bri @briviciz i still haven't fully recovered from this Sun, Mar 29, 20:25 Checking in on you I hope you been good love you Sun, Mar 29, 22:52 i hope all is well!! i love you too Yesterday 21:59 thinking about you. i hope you're good Today 03:59 Didn't I cheat on you twice? Love yourself Today 10:13 bye Delivered Subject

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Text - baylie @glitterbay i am deleting tinder YOU MATCHED WITH SHERRY ON 5/2/20 You look like a young carol baskins

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Text - aquarius @udon_goblin on an unrelated note I will be deleting tinder ull Virgin 14:31 @ 1 14% Charlie YOU MATCHED WITH CHARLIE ON 28/04/2020. i matched to tell you your bio made me ugly laugh Sent Today 14:18 Haha l'm glad! Lucky for you fiveheads are my kink.

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Random Tumblr Jewels To Occupy Existence With

Tumblr continues to churn up all kinds of silly, hilarious, strange, and just plain old random thoughts. We love it. It seems to be a wonderful place that reflects how strange us human beings, and all of our thoughts are. And the people that frequent Tumblr share those thoughts with a reckless abandon. So, we’re left with steady streams of hilariously bizarre thoughts, fandoms, conspiracies, etc. 

If this collection of Tumblr gems got you going, then check out this fun Tumblr thread about how magenta isn’t a real color, after all.

Tumblr continues to churn up all kinds of silly, hilarious, strange, and just plain old random thoughts. We love it. It seems to be a wonderful place that reflects how strange us human beings, and all of our thoughts are. And the people that frequent Tumblr share those thoughts with a reckless abandon. So, we’re left with steady streams of hilariously bizarre thoughts, fandoms, conspiracies, etc. 

If this collection of Tumblr gems got you going, then check out this fun Tumblr thread about how magenta isn’t a real color, after all.

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Cartoon - bryko-deactivated20170127 NICKELODEON watch his hair blatantly intersect with the lockers radiant-array my college animation professor worked on jimmy neutron and he was just like "listen yeah we knew and we just didn't have the time or money to care". the power would go out at the studio at least once a week and they would just have to leave until it came on the next day. jimmy neutron's production team saw some shit sealand-gov I had a guest speaker come to my class that worked on Ji

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Text - mydearestmonster Werewolf: *transforming* You have to go, now! I don't want you to see me like this... Human s/o: Don't push me away! I'm not afraid of you! Werewolf: No no l'm just really dumb as a wolf and I don't want you to see me bark at a mirror for two hours dirtymonsterconfessions #monster imagine #DON'T LOOK AT ME IM A MONSTER this does not spark joy #IF YOU RECORD ME SCREAMING IN THE BATHTUB AGAIN IM GONNA CRY this sparks joy How could you hide this beautiful thing in the tags?

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Text - gayspaceagenda GAY r/Jokes · 5h u/OneChrononOfPlancks Since Vampires are supposedly hurt by holy water, I always wondered why priests don't just say a prayer over every storm cloud, kill the vampires from above. Then I realized why so many Vampires are from Europe... Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa 1 448 27 Share red-faced-wolf I hate it. Bad post. Horrible. Have a terrible day scienceandfandoms I love it. Great post. Fantastic. Have a wonderful day banjo-gk I read it. Re

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Text - skywitchmaja when you're out at a restaurant or a coffee shop or a target or whatever with your friends and you overhearleavesdrop the same snippet of some stranger's conversation, and you look at each other for a second to check that you both heard this stranger say the same weird/funny/baffling thing and just break out in knowing grins and quiet laughter... that's a love language blooming-conifers I was eating alone at a mexican restaurant once and a group of college kids were chatting

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Text - castlestark: I can't wait until our generation becomes teachers that actually know how to make a video full screen and get the god damn cursor out of the way Lol *cut to 15 years later* "Miss, you have to make the hologram 3D." "What? Hold on, I'm trying to full screen this. Where's the cursor?" "There is no cursor, Miss. Flick your wrist to make the hologram 3D." "And that'll fullscreen it?" *entire class sighs*

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Text - humble-rose Just because l treat you right doesn't mean l'm the one. I'm just doing what I'm supposed to do. will-x-vi Fuck. This is the realest shit l've read today. Like it's ok to feel special to be treated nice but you have to remember that you deserve that. You SHOULD be treated well. Don't latch onto someone just because they're doing what should be required. Acknowledge it and keep it flowing

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Text - moistmailman Follow Everything l've learned about Elon Musk has been completely against my will. #elon musk 50,283 notes

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Text - vangoghismyboyfriend: until i was like 12 i was vegan bc my parents were too and one time in like my fifth grade science class we had to draw pictures of carnivores, omnivores, herbivores, etc and like 5 kids drew a picture of me for herbivore and that was the moment i realized i hated public school

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Cartoon - Ishould have prayed to the ancestors for luck. How lucky can they be? They're dead. That grandma took none of the shit. Team Grandma

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Text - bagleopard: the lady at the sandwich shop today was like "that'll be 4.20 luv, would you like it toasted?" and i nodded and said “blaze it" and the guy working the sandwich toaster lost it

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Text - O deaddogsoup i think the crux of human misery stems from the fact that our skeleton just wants to sit around and accumulate dust in an ancient barrow (that is the innate imperative of all skeletal remains in-case you didn't know) but our meat has its own agenda which creates this fundamental conflict of interests sonypraystation my organs keep whining about self preservation , my bones? playing the waiting game jeremiahdogsbreath There is comfort in knowing the bones will win

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Text - infinite-chump The best visual gag in any piece of media was the giant vault door concealing a normal-sized door in Portal 2 infinite-chump Actually the best joke of all time period was also in Portal 2 and it's when Glados says "Well, this is the part where he kills us" and Wheatley follows up "Hello, this is the part where I kill you!" and the chapter card pops up reading "Chapter 9: The Part Where He Kills You" and then you unlock the achievement "The part where he kills you" and the a

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Text - burger king is offering a 1 cent whopper through their mobile app if you unlock the coupon while at a mcdonald's all cricket LTE 9:02 AM @ 1 100% BURGER KING THE WHOPPER DETOUR Order a Whopper for 1¢ Unlock by going near a McDonald's Mobile Order Only gayvian why does the burger king app have quests

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Text - YOU WILL LIVE TO SEE MAN MADE HORRORS BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION -Tesla- A quote made by Nikola Tesla shortly before his death in 1943. turnipfritters 38 years later the McRib was introduced snaxattacks Booty shorts with this on the ass??

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Text - fandomstuck: do you ever get so frustrated with a video game that you are no longer rational and you start literally jumping into pits because maybe thats the fucking solution to this bullshit of a dungeon puzzle

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Text - andrastesflamingace s frompawntoqueen Follow Peter Alexander Yesterday at 6:16 AM 2 1960 with a high-school diploma: "Here's your job, which is totally capable of supporting a 5 person family and owning a home" 1960 with a college degree: "Here's a giant bag of money and a cadre of people to jerk you off for the rest of your life, congratulations!" 2017 with two bachelors degrees, a masters, a trade and experience: "You might have to just work at Walmart for a while, at least you don't li

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Text - * babyitaliano My blog policy is If you see something, say something babyitaliano |T-Mobile Wi-Fi 10:05 PM @ 1 29% 1 note smackmydickup i saw a frog on the sidewalk today Outstanding. This is what l'm talking about people. 94,418 notes

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Text - fan-art-ic My art history teacher is like "there were ZERO women artists during the renaissance well there was Sofonisba but that's it" and I'm STEAMING bc there WERE more female artists during the Renaissance and I KNOW this bc I spent hours researching women artists in the Renaissance so I could figure out what to name my girl ninja turtle oc when I was 11

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Text - curemofumofu plankton built his computer wife so he's also the one who programmed her personality. plankton made a wife who would belittle and mock him. plankton has a humiliation fetish luvuv Sometimes we have thoughts but we don't have to share them with everyone and put them out into the world. Just a suggestion.

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Text - tredlocity we all laugh at guy fieri, smash mouth and the shrek movie series, but we also all collectively agree that their existence makes the world a better place steakplissken The king laughs at the jester, but values his wit and honesty Source: tredlocity 4,788 notes

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21 Cringey Times Reply Guys Risked It All

If you’ve ever spent time on social media, you’re probably aware of the existence of “Reply Guys.” The term refers to men who go out of their way to reply (unsolicited) to women’s tweets or slide into dms with comments that are generally very inappropriate and very horny. While we’re sure these messages are generally disturbing and annoying to recipients, we have to admit that the cringey ballsiness of the senders is incredibly entertaining. Twitter account @guyinthereply has set out to document these creepy messages, and their archive is filled with pure gold. We’ve put together some of the more tame examples but you can visit their twitter for the stuff that is decidedly NSFW. 

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cringe - Text - samflower @milkygoddess 15h so i'm sitting there, tears on my titties t 4.8K 13 15K Glen Follow Replying to @milkygoddess @nudeulls Hi Would you like to be my sugar baby,where you would be getting a weekly allowance of $200 twice in a week DM me only from USA and Canada only 6:48 PM 23 Jun 2019 1 Like

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cringe - Text - ignatius Follow I cannot even put it into works how much i am in love with you. I would give up my family and other loved ones just to have a conversation with you. I would let you marry then divorce me and take everything, ruining my life. I would beg for you to take me back in as im dying. Kat @Kyaandere I will try hard to make you love me 8:34 PM 22 Jun 2019

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cringe - Text - Sexy Fat Man@ Replying to @Virescence Hello, I really like your voice...I understand if you do not want to follow me ... I know that today, you have a fat man by your side .. 3h 2 1 Lo ti Sexy Fat Man@ and that as we say in Mexico, "you only have eyes for him" (that means you can not be attracted to another man, but for him ...)

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cringe - Screenshot - The Boston Batman @coherentstates 20h 0:02 6,349 views t 21 29 432 Dozza Follow Replying to @coherentstates This is legitimately a good look for you, no joke, it really suits you. 7:40 PM - 21 Jun 2019

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cringe - Text - Iris 30 old years 20/05/2019, 9:23 pm 45 years age 20/05/2019, 9:52 pm You are single yes or no? 21/05/2019, 12:29 am You are single yes 21/05/2019, 7:44 am Yes iris single 21/05/2019, 3:03 pm Yes iris that is good, will you sent me the penis pictures 21/05/2019, 3:22 pm Why would you tell us FBI yes or no? 21/05/2019, 3:24 pm I would never do that iris! 21/05/2019, 3:28 pm

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cringe - Text - Disco Brat (Heartthrob Failure) @XTorinXBot Jun 20 i need a fag so bad rn Jillien @ Jun 20 You can have me : 1 Disco Brat (Heartthrob Failure) @XTorinXBot Jun 20 cigarette Jillien Follow Replying to @XTorinXBot Yeah i knew don't worry, are still having chills ? 3:29 AM 20 Jun 2019 1

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cringe - Text - Disco Brat (Heartthrob Failure) @XTorinXBot Jun 20 nah just withdrawls i guess Jillien @ Jun 20 Yeah, hang in there sweety 1 Disco Brat (Heartthrob Failure) @XTorinXBot Jun 20 doing. what i can Jillien @ Jun 20 Maybe you could do me Disco Brat (Heartthrob Failure) @XTorinXBot Jun 20 im good thank you Jillien Follow Replying to @XTorinXBot Yeah sry strength to you 3:33 AM - 20 Jun 2019

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cringe - Text - chloe westley @LoveWestley 20h (and a few protestors) @TPointUK Nights out with the girls ti 10 27 202 Ken Follow Replying to @LoveWestley @TPointUK If I was forty years younger, the only thing that would stop me would be a hand on my chest and a firm but friendly 'No, Ken.' 2:12 PM - 20 Jun 2019

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cringe - Text - lina abascal @linalovesit 3 Oct 2018 I wanna get so high I hear these plants growing t 7 66 Marcin Lulek Follow Replying to @linalovesit Now imagine someone farts when you are in this state;) 7:55 AM - 3 Oct 2018 1 Like 1

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cringe - Face - 3HxeAyaHHa @3nheduanna Jun 14 Lisa from Castlevania t 1 34 matt Follow Replying to @3nheduanna I'm going to come to your home and live in your toilet 11:11 PM - 14 Jun 2019

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cringe - Text - Kayla Elizabeth @VixenRogue Jun 15 Looks like my Saturday night plans just took a turn. In all seriousness though WHYYYY Today 6:40 PM But stuff? 4 26 TimPatriot @ Jun 16 Generally guys will say this to girls they don't think are all that on the off chance they can get in cheap if you're desperate. If he thinks you're someone with true potential he's not coming at you raw like that. You asked Kayla Elizabeth

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cringe - Text - rachel @_rparsons Jun 17 Maybe the divorce rate would go down if men's standards for "wife material" were more than 1-Good looking 2-Ability to cook hamburger helper t 7 110 Caleb Park Follow Replying to @_rparsons Dam..you ladies need to find you a man that'll treat you like queens and not like middle school girlfriends. On behalf of "men" I'm sorry they can't open their damn eye's. 2:58 PM 17 Jun 2019 -

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cringe - Text - So are you actually a lesbian or do you swing both ways a bit? 21h It's possible that you just haven't been with the right guy 21h Please respond? 6h

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cringe - Text - LeeLee @LILIBITCH 1m I'm horny 1m Menace @ Prove it Menace Replying to @ and @LILIBITCH Prove it now 12:11 AM 6/16/19 Twitter for iPhone 1 Like

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cringe - Face - Talia Lavin@chick_in_kiev - 2h shag day 2: i still adore it 12 202 Gangsta Those lips, though.-) humdinger Follow Replying to@ @chick in_kiev Which lips... 2:14 PM - 15 Jun 2019

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cringe - Text - RipleyShaine @ThatOne Re... .1h I would love a Fallout: New Orleans 4 32 Aidan Replying to @ThatOneRed Guard and @BethesdaStudios i would love to be your toilet paper 5/29/18, 09:45

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cringe - Text - Anna Khachiyan @annakhachiyan Jun 12 It takes a special man to know that it's not the size of the tit that counts, it's the proportion of the cup to the band ti 26 13 461 m.crumps @ Jun 12 everyone knows this Anna Khachiyan @annakhachiyan Jun 12 Um you'd seriously be surprised

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cringe - Text - @KamalaHarris Feb 2 Kamala Harris Absolutely haunting. Incarcerated individuals at a federal detention center in Brooklyn are pounding on their windows trying to get people's attention while they're suffering in the cold. We need answers. t 13K 3.1K 36K Nat Asmai Follow Replying to @KamalaHarris I almost hate to bring this up - Kamala - I truly believe in and entirely endorse you and, oddly enough, kinda have a crush on you

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cringe - Footwear - Meghan Daum I could just keep them. What do you think? Or keep one! That would be just @meghan_daum 5h $1000. ENEOSa t 2 15 14 Stephen Marche Follow Replying to @meghan_daum We'll have to see it on your foot to decide that. 4:58 PM - 11 Jun 2019 ta 5

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Wholesome & Funny Moments Of Dudes Doing Good

Sick and tired of seeingincelsand reply guyseverywhere you look on the internet? We suggest you take a look at this palate cleanser. It’s filled with wholesome moments of bros setting good examples and putting positive energy into the world. If you like what you see, you can check out our othergallery of decidedly non-toxic masculinity. There’s still work to be done but let’s give these dudes a little positive reinforcement.

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Recreation - Dad took us to the water park. We are 24. @CLASSICDADMOVES

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Photo caption - Otis Owill Williams Tuesday at 5:19 AM · O This young man I hired as a temporary helper off the streets no home no clothes living under a bridge 7 months ago. Well he has not missed a day, has never been late, not one compliant, has reunited with his parents, has a car, has clothes on his back and now he's officially a WM employee with benefits..An amazing story and individual. God is good!!!!

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Facial expression - Leonardo, You've been an inspiration for over 25 years to me and so many people. So thank you very very much Christian, You never turn in a bad performance, It's infuriating. I wish you would. One time, just suck once. Would be great. The Best Movie Lines Really I'm standing here on the shoulders of my favorite actor.. Heath Ledger. So thank you. Posted in r/wholesomememes Oreddit

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Nose - suga.mp4 @sugarsiah lil sister wanna be a nail tech or sum shit like that and she asked if she could practice on me.not gon on lie I feel like a bad bitch.. PICKUS

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Adaptation - /dldyoukrompaget eayodnompage Jordan Kinyera, a Ugandan man, saw his father lose their land in a legal fight at age 6. He spent 18 years in school and became a lawyer and won back the property 23 years later.

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Joint - It's not just for ladies!!! By Gil on March 4, 2018 Verified Purchase My wife bought this for our pregnancy announcement and it was too big. I saw my opportunity and I knew what I had to do. This dress does it all! You want feel pretty? Check Majestic? Sure Pregnant? Of course Hot? It's lit fam I'd rate this a perfect 5/5, I'm not su how it works for the ladies but it made re me feel like a queen. II Posted in r/funny reddit

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Photo caption - Thoughts? OVE tayyibah @_tayyibah best believe mine and my bestfriends kids gonna be bestfriends too cuz gangshit for lifeeee

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Canidae - Rebecca Follow @BeckzLove My ex and I split up two years ago and he still sends our dog, Apollo, a birthday card and gift card to petco on his birthday. #NoBadBlood ARKRRRRR RETWEETS LIKES 7,087 17,334 5:12 PM - 17 Apr 2017 from Weslaco, TX

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Text - i just saw a dad get out of the car with his two young boys and he yells 'WHO CAN GO HUG MOM THE FASTEST?!' and all of them start running toward their house. that's the kind of future i want. 1 68,8k 348 Share

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Cartoon - Bro, I got mad puss at home!! Niccce HIGH FIVE InYourFaceCake Pls Mr. Pettington I love you HISSSSS!!!

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Text - UMAR UMAR @UMRPXV @UMRPXV So the guy that sits next to me at work is an Israeli jew. He knows I'm a Muslim. Here are He brings in food for the team every couple weeks. A few weeks ago, he brought in doughnuts from Country Style. He looked at me and said, "don't worry, I double checked, they use vegetable oil when they make these so they're halal." some things he's said to me just because I'm Muslim: 4:13 PM Nov 11, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone 4:15 PM Nov 11, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone UMAR @

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Text - 00 the library haunter @SketchesbyBoze "Guys don't express their feelings because showing love is for sissies-" look buddy, if Aragorn son of Arathorn, heir to the throne of Gondor can tenderly kiss Boromir on the head, then what's stopping you from being affectionate? 8:54 AM 22 Dec 19 · Twitter Web App

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Text - sandersstudies Overheard in a coffee shop, long conversation between two men about attempts to get more muscular (both were very tall and skinny) and one said to the other " just wanna be that guy, you know? Like my friend needs his fridge moved and somebody is like 'awww man you're gonna have to call a moving company' and then my friend is like 'nah, man, I got my buddy Alex,' you know?" What an absolutely adorable reason to want to be strong. Live your dreams, skinny man. Your body is t

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People - THT SWM My 14 yo brother reading to our younger siblings

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Photo caption - WHY DADS BABYWEAR Reasons from Dads.. #57 "Dad's babywear because we want and need to be close to our children. We need this bond. We want to be present in their lives like any parent wants to. Being close is what counts and nobody can take this from us." 35 Danny & Luna (2 years) & Semilla (8 months )

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Community - Amy Pennington @IYouSeek Amy %23 Follow My grandma had surgery on her wrist and couldn't do her own hair so my grandpa did it for her. Cuteness overload. RETWEETS LIKES 98,451 213,405 E Youseek Am

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Text - my grandpa is pure love My pot of gold under the rainbow Text Message Okay Yeah No Q WER TYUI OP ASDFGHJKL Z X C VBNM 123 space return

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Photo caption - This is Richard. He brought everyone in our French class chocolates and a card because he didn't want anyone to feel left out on Valentine's Day. We need more people like Richard cycle me.

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Adaptation - I've learned more about love from watching my dad reluctantly rearrange the living room so my mom can make snow angel boomerangs for her 29 Instagram followers than anything else in life

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Text - 11:13 AM aill 4G 496% thegestianpoet i can't believe that photo of hemsworth hiddleston and taika waititi all taking a nap together that's so cursed and blessed at the same time thegestianpoet i'm the fact that the person taking the photo had to use a panoramic shot to get all of tom in the photo cordaloo the FACT that mark ruffalo is the one who took this and then posted it on facebooks like the nerdy dad he is electricsed I just noticed Taika Waititi is snuggling Chris Hemsworth's legs.

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Twitter Thread: Positive Psychologist Explains Brains Tripping Out

Alexis Hockley hooked it up with a quick and informative thread on what’s potentially taking place in our brains right now, as result of the strange shift in external circumstances. Now more than ever is a time to spread that love and kindness. 

Alexis Hockley hooked it up with a quick and informative thread on what’s potentially taking place in our brains right now, as result of the strange shift in external circumstances. Now more than ever is a time to spread that love and kindness. 

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Text - Alexis Rockley @alexisrockley Let me be clear (a thread): Those "all over the place" feelings you've been having? They are symptoms of stress, NOT personal failures of yours. Do you feel FLAKEY + INCONSISTENT? That's b/c your brain doesn't know what news to brace for next, or what next month will hold.

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Text - Alexis Rockley @alexisroc... ·14 apr. Svarer @alexisrockley TIRED EASILY? That's because your brain is burning your energy 10x faster than usual. CAN'T SEEM TO FOCUS? That's b/c your brain has temporarily shut down some functionality in your prefrontal cortex- the part that juggles complex tasks + planning- due to the stress response. O 12 t7 1.116 5.506 Alexis Rockley @alexisroc.. · 14 apr. Feeling CREATIVELY BLOCKED? That's because your brain has temporarily diverted all its creativity

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Text - Alexis Rockley @alexisroc... 14 apr. SUDDENLY DON'T GIVE AF about future-based goals, projects, or dreams like you used to? That's because your brain knows being short-sighted is a safer way to cope right now. 20 27 1.070 O 5.535 Alexis Rockley @alexisro... ·14 apr. Your plans, creativity, energy, focus + motivation are on a YO-YO right now, b/c your brain believes you need to be EXTREMELY ADAPTIVE. You will not be on this rollercoaster forever. Be patient with your brain. Sincerely, a po

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Text - Alexis Rockley @alexisrockley 2d and since it's become clear so many of us are dealing with this kind of slow-burn stress-if u want more "understand your brain, like your life" content [w/ sources] join my email list bit.ly/alexisemails – or read my book on the science of happiness findyourfyeah.coma YOUR FECK YEAH FIND USCO REALLY HANT ALEXIS ROCKLEY Find Your F*ckyeah alexisrockley.com 325 27 22

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17 Troll-y Instagram Memes That Make Fun Of All The BS

We all know that Instagram and other social media platforms are completely full of fake sh*t, and we’re all guilty of scrolling through it from time to time. Some of us more than others…

So go ahead and scroll through these memes as a little form of schadenfreude. No shame in that!

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Meme - "Women on Instagram be like 'I got new shoes'"

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Tweet that reads, "Just realized those Instagram question things in the stories isnt anonymous Imao I just told 3 random people that they're kinda ugly af"

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Freddy Krueger meme - "GIRLS ON INSTAGRAM BE LIKE"

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Meme - "When Facebook and Instagram are down for the day"

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Meme - "'I am nothing without my following... I have no job qualifications, I could never work a normal job;' Instagram Blogger Cries About Having To Get 9-5 Job After Account Is Deleted"

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Hair - Me: Have an early night sleep Inner me: Keep refreshing all your social media for no reason at all

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Face - When you talk about something and then all of a sudden start seeing ads for it on Instagram and Facebook

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Liqueur - How ppl flex on instagram and what its really like in real life ALL

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Facial expression - depends on the context is 4 followers a lot? in a dark alley? yes, álot. in Instagram? Not at al

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Headgear - When your post finally gets double-digit likes: blacklloraldress

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Junk food - No one: Skinny models on Instagram: I LOOVE pizza haha pizza is life honestly all eat is fast food lol!'

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Shoulder - Cmon Vanessa, DIG DEEP! You wanna work a 9-5 job or post pics of your ass on Instagram?! imematie ini

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Text - wittyidiot @stephenszczerba JESUS CHRIST WAS THE ORIGINAL MILLENNIAL: -still lived at home with his mom & stepdad in his 30s -fermented his own alcohol -thought he was god's gift to the world -tried to start a career as an influencer because he had 13 followers

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Food - Michael Tiberi @michaelisbasic Isaw this travel blogger's photo and thought she was sitting in a giant pizza.

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Text - Donovan @схсоре Nobody: Absolutely no one: Not a single soul on this Earth: Not even their mom: iNfLuEnCeR: "A lot of you have asked about my skin care routine..."

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Hair - When your sick cave painting of you killing a sabertooth only gets seven oogaboogas: (confused unga bunga)

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Girl’s Twitter Thread Drips With Awkwardness

Man, you can just feel the energy of the awk being channeled in this quick Twitter thread. Real or not, just picturing this girl trying to live tweet, and then live tweeting herself into an awkward situation, is gold in and of itself. 

Man, you can just feel the energy of the awk being channeled in this quick Twitter thread. Real or not, just picturing this girl trying to live tweet, and then live tweeting herself into an awkward situation, is gold in and of itself. 

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Text - lanzo @babyhaim I'm definitely standing in line behind a guy and a girl on their first date. He's totally about to make a move and I'm feelin real awk

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Text - lanzo @babyhaim Do I start singing kiss the girl quietly behind them?

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Text - lanzo O @babyhaim Never live tweeting again #sorrychris #goodtoseeyou

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