Thirty-Three Random Tidbits We Handpicked For You

With all of the bad sh*t happening in the world right now, we just hope that you’re staying safe and staying sane. To aid in that, we’ve provided some memes for your troubles.

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Cartoon - If you divide 2020 by 5 you get 404, so basically this entire year is an error message. There is a glitch in the matrix. I worry about you sometimes Candace.

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Cartoon - George is getting a little too curious. EdHarrington.tumblr.com NCDERGHLJKI Edharmington.to ZAXI OPORSTU

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Text - "No thanks, I'm vegetarian" is a fun thing to say when someone tries to hand you their baby. somee cards user card

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Deer - A deer entered a shop. The owner decided to give him some biscuits. He left...half an hour later he came back with the squad

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Spider-man - lich: casts fly to get away from martial party members eagle barbarian: begins flying because he is angry lich: what in the goddamn fuck

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Cat - Army Air Force Me, wondering why the janitor is yelling at me You're not even real military!! H. imgfip.com

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Hair - Slayer' fans Slayer's singer R. THE AL TaR

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Text - alannamode A fun reminder that Aang was a terrifyingly powerful Avatar. Most Avatars are informed of their newfound destinies at the age of 16 to begin their training. Because of the approaching war Aang was told of his status at the age of 12. He had already mastered airbending, and in the span of a year he mastered the other three elements, the avatar state, and energybending. He also learned lightning redirection and seismic sense (a technique no previous Avatar had even encountered).

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Photography - NME ETFLIX THE WITCHER Playstation or Xbox? NME NETFLIX THE WITCHER PC. He is the chosen one. Posted in r/2meirl4meirl O reddit

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Text - Andy Woodruff @awoodruff This is a monument to potatoes. It is the best monument in Boston. РОТАТО POTATO РОТАТОES РОТАТО ΡΟΤΑΤΟ . ΡΟΤΤΟES POTATO POTATO РОТАТО POTATOES POTATO PÓTATO POTATO РОТАТО

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Bottle - Pi Bu The wheels on TABASCO round and reund ER

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Adaptation - Hello there General Kenobi

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People - France every time they do a revolution: YEET THE RICH THE NOJUSTICE NO PEC

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Text - Someone: *tells me their name* Their name in my brain 7 seconds later: Adios

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Sky - When all of your friends are doing massive damage and you miss. again ORD AME

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Photo caption - when you drop your phone so you save it by kicking it into the wall nincha

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Cartoon - When short people see someone shorter than them O reddit

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Nose - Me: I need help with the school presentation My mom: I can't, I'm cooking Me: Just pause it Listen here, you little shit

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Head - frightochondria @_audlout this some advanced humor lucy, @curledbitch roses are red,

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Dog - When someone has explained something to u 7 times and u still don't get it and u hope they forgive how stupid u are

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Text - marvel so the only two white actors in black panther are martin freeman, who played bilbo baggins, and andy serkis, who played gollum. so I guess that means...they're the Tolkien white guys. everywitchway I literally screamed flas this is the pun of the century

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Cartoon - Me: "leaving my room to socialize during social gatherings* Family: "Look who finally left their cave!" Me: *Heads back to room to avoid the unnecessary attention and mockery* Family:

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Photo caption - "So where are you from?" "Australia, mate." "Really? Prove it." VB

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Fictional character - TA HE CLONE WARS ORIGINAL WARF CN We stand here amidst my achievement, not yours!

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Bird - Wizard: "Question: Can my familiar use their action to interact with an object?" DM: "Of cours...why?" Wizard's Familiar: TheArisemi Merredraid

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Facial expression - Learn to Make program recursive function Learn to Make program recursive function No exit condition Learn to Make recursive function program No exit condition No eit condition

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Text - dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted

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Hair - 2b: *is machine with feelings* Machines she kills: We have feelings too, y'know? 2B:

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Peach - 4-5-6Fにて インフト大軍中 を、是非ご覧下さい。 本橋 3月19日(日) 日本 駐車等 日本橋 駐車ご遠盛之ださい また、8時~16時半はバーキングチケットも。 利用できません

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Photography - Any real man will spot the problem with this picture. AA there is no number plate on that audi

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Random Weird Memes That Certainly Beat Thumb-Twiddling

Let’s just get this out of the way: 2020 has been the worst year of most of our lives to date. We’re all tired and we don’t want to think anymore. These memes aren’t much, but we hope they’ll help you temporarily recharge your brain!

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White - ARE YA WINNING, LOVE SON? SIMON w-what? i said, are you winning, son? i... i know, it's just... that's the first time you've called me "son"

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Text - Clip art - Mom: My little boy is a real angel Her little boy:

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Product - did you schedule an appointment INTU

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Text - Text - Viviane Schwarz @vivschwarz Zoom sucks, we started having editorial meetings in Red Dead Redemption instead. It's nice to sit at the campfire and discuss projects, with the wolves howling out in the night

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Text - Terrestrial animal - FELLAS if yagir has long legs! dummy thicc thighs and is vegetarian THATSNOT YA CIRL that's Apatosaurus louisae

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Text - lamNOTdead Just tired ugly PLEASE LET ME SLEEP!!! ilyasaurus Reblog if you, too, are not dead- only tired and ugly. duckandorpenguin same

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Food - 4 OPEN Gerbere Baby's first heart attack Gerber BLE Ghost Peppers 4180 7 nd ZFoods NET WT/PESO NETO 4 0Z (113g) TEAR HERE

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Organism - is your feline melting? or he just likes to play with the spacetime continuum

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Suit - ST JOHNS CHURCH PARISH HOUSE She Doesn't Even Go Here

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Text - Land vehicle - TIRES TIRES 20 TIRES 19" RES LOR 18" FALKE 81 UNLOT 17 RES ome IAMTUE END OF THE WORLD TDI GOLF *TEXAS MJG-7674 The Lone Star State

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Text - Cat - New York LIVE 10:51 PM BREAKING NEWS LOCAL CHONKY CAT TELLS TRANSPHOBES TO EAT GLASS Also demands to be told she's pretty made with mematic

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Motor vehicle - Total Social and Economic Collapse OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR

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Text - Self help tip: Do one thing a day that scares you. Text someone first. Ask your crush to hang out. Purposefully irritate a wild raccoon. Fuck a cactus. The only one stopping you is yourself.

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Vertebrate - HUP

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Text - Text - Have you ever experienced... BIG BEN

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Food - dave just fucking died whos dave the guy we had in our basement ok chesecak chesecak

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Text - Sky - | scream into the void.. @surrealslapps ....and God answers with cosmic laughter

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Text - Portrait - When you tap your pockets and you can't feel your phone

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Text - Neck - You HAVEN'T TRULY EXPERIENCED TOILET PAPER. UNTIL YOU PHAVE ENJOYED IT IN THE ORIGINAL KLINGON

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Text - sammy @astolfoschild anime is cool cause u can watch characters do stuff that's impossible for u like using magic powers or making friends 3:34 am · 16 May 20 · Twitter for iPhone

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millipedes - jessicaedwardsspellingbee2000 reply with top 5 time periods you fantasize about being in fried-ferret 1-5: Early Cambrian Babey!!!!!!! Source: jessicaedwardsspellingbee2000

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Organism - edgy depressed dumbass bitch Hallucigenia Trilobite Habelia thot Kootenichela đeppi Wawaxia Opabinia Regalis bastard Anomalocaris Helmetia Aysheaia

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Text - Karl Tomlinson @KarlTO Those space X lads aren't due back for a while. Plenty of time for everyone to buy a gorilla suit and learn to ride a horse.

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Violet - TIME FOR WRATH

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Text - Text - Chakotay, look at this Icall it "timeout protocol" You'terrify me [mouthing "I'm sorry"] sometimes, Captain.

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Organism - millipedes 300 million years ago WILD GREEN MEMES millipedes now I am the largest terrestrial invertebrate of all time and someone touched me so I will now curl up for an hour have few, if any, predators

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Text - Product - what the FUCK is oatmeal

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Cartoon - I'm Sick Of CRYING BREAK Tired Of TRYING BREA Yeah l'm SMILING But Inside l'm DYING

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Adaptation - BIRDS ARE PLANTS LEAFS FRUIT SEED ROOTS WAKE UP SHEEPLE! imgfip.com

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Roundup Of Amusing Memes To Fill The Void In Your Heart

With all of the crazy sh*t going on in the world right now, we figured you could use a distraction, and that’s where memes come in. They’re our gift to you. You’re welcome.

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Dog - BEWARE OF THE DOG

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Text - Frank Lotion @702Austin parents: "come here." me: "okay" me to myself: "they know everything. I knew that this would happen. I should have deleted everything" parents: "how do you turn on Netflix?" 10/10/18, 20:42

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Human - Me : i will never spend my money on stupid shit again Also me few minutes later : Ahmed@idmsf IPad

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Cat - This cat lost vision in one eye, but thanks to modern technology advancements, his vision was repaired

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Text - butasparrow: touchmypopsicle: it's kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked the second one was kind of unexpected but no one is disagreeing

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Ceiling - Become a nurse they said, it'll be fun they said.

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Signage - Seventh-Day Adventıst Church THE MOST POWERFUL POSITION IS ON YOUR KNEES

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Text - p One 99 Look at the bottom right corner That's left stupid There you go

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Clothing - When you wear loose boxers

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Text - Kaelyn @kaelyned Fellas, y'all have to try harder than a "you're pretty". The 38 yr old middle eastern men in my DMs have already written 6 poems and promised me all their assets

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Text - I'm not in fighting shape but this will be no problem CHRISTMAS BAZAAR & CRAFT SHOW Fight Children with Diabetes Fundraiser Sunday December 1" 10am-4pm at Royal Canada Legion 3850 Lakeshore Blvd. West Visit Santa Claus From 12pm - 1:30pm

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Door - Opportunity was seen and taken. Kudos to you, door installer.

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Rock - When your "cheat meal" becomes a "cheat life"

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Product - Employer: Says here you got all C's in high school Me: I identify as an A student Employer: That's not how this works IG: TheFunnyIntrovert

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Font - 2h 3m Member Lol 2h 3m "Co-leader Deven I know you're in the hospital and we're praying For you but you need to attack in the war

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Text - Me trying to flirt Hey Hey how are you? Good, how are you doing? Good thanks and you? Good and you? Good thanks Good

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Text - meh @bonehugsnirony me: [having a normal conversation but also wondering if bees consider us thieves or business associates]

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Text - I'm sorry but l've been laughing at this for ten minutes Hannah Dreier O @hannahdreier Venezuela's president, already mocked for gaining weight amid a hunger crisis, pulls out an empanada from his desk during a live TV address.

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Scuba diving - When you find out approximately 95% of all ocean critters remain undiscovered. Alright then, keep your sea crits.

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Face - I DONT KNOW I NEVER CHEATED ON YOU I LOVE YOU BABE I didn't mean to send that

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Text - I want to name my daughter mayonnaise and shorten it to May. May isn't short for anything so no one will ever ask what her full name is but she'll constantly live with the knowledge that she's named after a condiment. 9:03p earthdad: I'm dating a supervillian

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Text - 8:32 PM Google How to get flexible in 5 minutes X 8:43 PM Google How to fix a pulled muscle in 5 minutes x

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Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland This morning, on a whim, I decided to change my toaster setting from 3 to 4. Welcome to the new me, thanks for following my journey.

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Text - I guess the question I have for people who love LaCroix is have you tried any other beverages

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Motor vehicle - Friend: "u can't just spend ur time doing hecking sick razr tricks" Me: "skrrt skrrt MF"

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Hair - friend: "are you good?" me, after 4 vodka cranberries, appearing from the bathroom where I knocked over the toiletries and took five drunk selfies: @joeykerbz

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Text - When you ask her how her day was and she actually tells you

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Text - slutty satanistTM @_garbage_girl_ if i die and come back as a hillbilly is that called reintarnation

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Text - Congratulations Tu Youyou on winning the Nobel prize in Medicine. And also for being the most confusing person to sing happy birthday to.

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Cartoon - Thoughts? R @rvkhsvr when i'm having a convo past 1AM and the other person takes longer than 3 seconds to reply

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Transport - "You'll probably cancel last minute" Me: TRỤ TRUUUU 123RF® 123RF P123RF®

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Twenty-Seven Miscellaneous Tidbits To Feast Your Eyes On

Behold, we have memes! We know, that’s not exactly a surprise to any of you, seeing as we specialize in memes. But either way, we hope you enjoy! Click here for more random entertainment!

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Text - Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad HEY IT'S ME your facebook friend from high school who never left our hometown & thinks Olive Garden is fancy. Anyway here's a racist article 12/7/14, 10:47 PM

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Photo caption - when you show back up at your friend's house after getting blackout drunk and going missing I need water, a hairbrush, 24 chicken nuggets and a bible.

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Text - This cat came out of nowhere and tried to sell me bootleg diabeetus medicine

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Text - Waffles Inc Follow @TFWafeman Why the f k did we let morning people set the world's operating schedule salty-red-mage They did it while we were sleeping.

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Dog - marypoppinthatpussy: That piñata seems alarmed to say the least

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Text - crabbitscarrots asked: What is your all-time favorite chart? ilovecharts: This one still gets me.

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Kung fu - J2 @jtoyourhus Us leaving the party to go have sex

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Dish - I WOULDNT DO ANYTHING FOR AKLONDIKE BAR BUT I'D DO SOME PRETTY SHADY STUFF FOR THIS

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Product - Sony Announces Discreet New Flesh-Colored VR Helmet That Blends In With Your Face trib.al/ kgRGy7g OGN

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Text - IF YOU ARE COUGHING KINDLY TAKE A MASK AND PUT ON That emoji is not coughing

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Tree - when u go into a deep conversation with someone who understands

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Clothing - A Venezuelan chick @AVenezuelan19 If after a date, we go to your place, you take your pants off and you aren't wearing these bad boys under... then don't even ask me out.

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Fur - Diddy out here looking like a clit

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Product - Inspired by a similar plan in Canada, police in the UK gave out free lollipops at the door of a nightclub to reduce rowdiness after closing time. The idea was that drunken, late-night clubbers wouldn't be inclined to shout or cause a disturbance while they were sucking on them. It worked. pdmp AWBE LA'O Chup Chu

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Text - Andrea Russett @AndreaRussett everyday i wake up shocked that i haven't lost 15 pounds overnight from the side saladi ate with my pasta dinner

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Mason jar - ABIGAIL @a6igai1 My boyfriend spent an hour looking for this loud frog outside in a puddle and when he finally caught him I took a pic of both of them and he literally said

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Cartoon - CUDDLING PRESSING MY BUTT AGAINST HIS DICK SO HE GETS A BONER ME HIM imgflip.com

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Vertebrate - Indian guy : blows wind into pipe snakes :

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Dog - Peace was never an option

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Meal - people in movies have this kind of breakfast and they only grab a strawberry and be like "gotta go hun!"

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Pumpkin - The perfect Jack-o'-lantern doesn't exi...

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Text - Emma @CampbellxEmma Thinking about how the Dutch police arrested a bird for taking part in a robbery, put it in a jail cell with bread and water & when the media reported on it they put a little black bar over the face to protect its identity Foto: Instagram Politie Utrecht Centrum 4:06 p.m. 29 Sep. 19 Twitter Web App I DONT KNOW IF THATS TRUE BUT I'm laughing too much TO CHECK. SRGRAFO

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Barechested - When he calls me baby in front of his boys @FIRST.2.THIRST

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Product - Two collided bullets from the Battle of Gallipoli, 1915-16 krypteia77: allamericankindofguy: What are the odds. This is equivalent to winning the lottery three days in a row. Source: brettsrandom 46,587 notes

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Technology - the queen has breached containment

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Text - lorr @LorraineYe it was my nephew's 100 day and none of us were worthy appy 100 day tuet, Noah Y u may approach XXXII IXII one days

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Text - Mx. Mel @pneumajustice Maybe the problem isn't that you need more coffee, maybe the problem is that you require a central nervous system stimulant to robotically sustain a constant work output so that you can conform to unrealistic capitalist standards of labor & maintain profitability to corporations 8:25 AM 2/6/19 ·

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Twenty-Six Entertaining Memes Full Of Stupidity

If you’re here for stupid entertainment then you’re in luck, because that’s what we do. Scroll down for a whole bunch of memes, and then click here when you need more!

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Priesthood - They see me rollin' They Amen

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Text - Whenever someone asks me where l'm going IG davie_dave To get ice cream or commit a felony. HI decide in the car.

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History - Fuck anyone who doesn't like you! wow, that's a lot of sex

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Text - Roses are red, violets are blue, it don't always be like that, but sometimes it do. drip we

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Yellow - I found the perfect costume for you. MORTON DDIZED SALT TNI m ENLN A The Salty Bitch Costume

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Hair - Me: Mom, I just tested positive for Coronavirus. Mom: Te dije que no andes caminando descalzo Cabron

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Yoda - me walking out of the shooty store with my brand new rooty tooty pistol shooty NA AO

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Cat - that wasnt very cash money of you

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Hair - when he takes his hoodie off & his shirt slides upa little Whatya lookin' at my gut fer?

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Aqua - Wear it to protect it durex Iatural rutiber lute contem preervatitan late Tcondon / preervative de ae AMERNEAE Going Out Going In

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People - Me hungover eating breakfast My Mom telling the history of alcoholism in our family GamemengHEST

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Bird - Goosebumps

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Shelf - Made a book shelf for my brick collection Posted in r/DIWHY by u/sassythesasquatch69 O reddit

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Arm - diameter radius radius

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Text - 14 yo girl: "Billie Eilish's songs are so sad" Me: "They aren't though" Girl: "I bet you haven't even experienced sadness in your life" Me:

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Skin - deep emotional trauma it be like that sometimes

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Cartoon - Germany invading Russia in W2: We break our peace with Russia. We invade Russia. We lose 750,000 troops.

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Facial hair - This 16thC guy was miles ahead of hipsters everywhere with an amazing cat t-shirt. He knows he is gonna be on trend in five centuries time.

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Text - When your phone dies after serving you for 30 minutes on 1 percent thatguy @davidleke18 · 20h drates RE

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Facial expression - I will not pay the bill. @festadafirma Why not? You ordered 42 coffee. I said 4 tea, 2 coffee.

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Fictional character - The IT Crowd's answer to everything was turn It off and turn It on agaln. You've gotta be careful when I did that I turned Into Matt Smith.

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Organism - Pokemon battles in the anime Pokemon battles in the game 999

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Cable - made me a charger... on 882 percent 9 N al 882%

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Product - I found anti Bob Ross First, lets put some screams of unbearable confusion in the unpainted areas of the canvas How about it? Do you feel the terror? Let's add in some sorrow-filled screams now.

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Forty-Three Random Memes To Give Your Brain A Boost

Sometimes you just need a little dumb humor as a distraction from life. If now is one of those times for you, then you’re in luck, because we put together this whole gallery of dumb memes for you!

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Food - SHARE IF YOU LOVE PIZZA OR BONDAGE BDSM, ETISH

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Water resources - GO AHEAD GET IN THE POND SINCE YOU WANNA ACT LIKE A SILLY GOOSE

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Text - * 1 73% I 20:17 Tweet t? Chelley Ryan W #Richard4Deputy retweeted Chris Yalamov @chrisyalamov #alevels2020 Year 13: I'm actually going to study for exams Boris: cancels exams with no clarity on what's next Year 13: well now I am not going to do it Tweet your reply

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Cat - Men after 40 in social networks be like

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Text - Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank... The rabbit says, I think I might be a type o.

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Text - Me talking to the sink full of dirty dishes every night I'm going to bed. Fuck the lot of you.

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Fictional character - Bart Bart Bart BARTENDERS Bart "Bart Bart Bart Bart Bart Bart Bart Bart Bart

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Floor - How to keep the cat downstairs

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Text - I cant remember how to write 1,1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman Numerals IM LIVID

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Adaptation - "I know I've been an asshole most of my life, but I need your help"

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Food - I'm not saying the punctuation is wrong. I am saying I HOPE it is wrong. OH! OH! BOY BOY SYRUP SYRUP ORL 0Z TBAL OZ) 1.183

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Bird - Me secretly turned on Vampires talking about how they could kill me

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Text - Fus Ro Dah is just yeet in dragon

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Jacket - 2019 2018 2017 2020

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Text - sluttypuffin @sluttypuffin Yeah, I'm living the DREAM: D ead inside Reconsidering my career E ating everything A complete mess Mentally unstable

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Text - When somebody asks me 'hows life going' LEARNABOUT GARAGES IT'S TOTALLY FUCKING FUCKED MATE, BIG TIME' A LADYBIRD BOOK theragingalcoholic fTatrwar

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Hair - How can you make jokes at a time like this? It's a defense mechanism.

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Facial expression - You know what I love about boys? Their girlfriends.

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Photo caption - When you dig through your grandma's old toys for an hour just to find a little dude who looks like a meme @DarthStefawn It ain't much, but it's honest work

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Text - I'll remember what this code does after all, I wrote it myself and it's unlikely anyone else will work on it I don't need to leave comments.

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Product - hidingoutbackstage dreamstime sibling-less writers dreamstime "hey sis." "hey little bro!" eremstime I'm right and I should say it fairyofsomething Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then? astudyingreer "Hey" 99 “Hey" ככ pissbong "greetings, whore" "[fortnite dances]" Gettmtime

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Food - When Spotify tries to make me a Daily Mix

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Text - a lost fish @grumbist im VERY laid back. i only care about 2 things: every person on earth & their opinion of me the crushing psychological weight of being alive

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World - Argentina Are'ntgentina

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Recreation - When you've never ran a day in your life but there's no way you're missing a chance to get away from the wife & kids for 30 mins MGS

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Cartoon - The good thing about having a social life like mine is that you don't even notice that you are in quarantine

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Text - A spookyearp people at work: wow, you are always in such a good mood, how do you do that? me, an actually cranky, apathetic, trainwreck human: it's called manners, susan. gingerkyuketsuki "do not mistake composure for ease"

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Chicken - sorry my mom said no

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Horse - Thank God 2019 is finally over 2020 МЕ Come here! 2020 2020 ME ME

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Text - Clayton Cubitt @claytoncubitt YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T KNOW YOU NEEDED TO SEE PIX OF FLEXING VICTORIAN BABES BUT YOU DID 2:41 PM · 9/12/19 · Tweetbot for iOS 14.2K Retweets 40.3K Likes

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Text - bird cop: we found two victims, bludgeoned to death bird detective: any murder weapon found? bird cop: just one stone bird detective: *lowers shades* my god

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Text - Jakhari Carroll LIFT IS @jakharicarroll "You up?" Me thinking about am l up or not: a Jsdr 1 @DarJuste · 6d Bomboclaat Show this thread 10:11 PM · 3/21/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Here I sit broken hearted Tried to shit, but only farted Then one day I took a chanu Triet to fart, but shit my pants Posted in r/blursedimages by u/TagamiT O reddit

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Cartoon - When the sun hits your laptop screen just right

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Dog - drog.

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Text - Therapist: Can you think of anyone who is a negative influence in your life who is causing you to feel this way? Me: -Well, of course I know him. He's me. Z/9/18, 4:39 PM

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Logo - | would help but...

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Text - darjeelingandcoke-deactivated20 An ancient Greek walks into his tailor's shop with a pair of torn pants. "Euripides?" says the tailor. "Yeah, Eumenides?" replies the man. thiswillonlyhurtalittle This is so awful. It must go on to infect others.

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Terrestrial animal - YOu deserve s heppiness!

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Facial expression - When you're approaching someone in a long hallway and you're not sure when to begin eye contact 180/n sini I/sin(180/n) 90.000 MasiPobal case 65ine

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Tent - what can make a man run away like this ???? Maik Kho Jai E @mikegbaines It's not run, it's ran. Because it's past tents.

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Forty-Two Educational History Memes For The Junior Scholars

If you’re someone who is convinced that the past was just a better time, just take a gander through these memes and you’ll know that that wasn’t exactly the case. Now please enjoy!

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Photo caption - Me: Can I get your number? Her: Sure. Do you want it now or in the morning? I CAME SEARCHING FOR COPPER AND FOUND GOLD

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Hair - Germany:You're so loyal you would never betray us right? Italy

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Text - thetechnicolortrenchcoat Today is Copernicus's 540th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said "Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?" To which the Catholic Church replied "Hey, what if we set you on fire?" Source: thetechnicolortrenchcoat 748,814 notes

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Facial expression - The Vikings after finding out that monasteries are filled with gold and people that can't fight

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Text - German infantry: *marches into Osowiec fortress after killing everyone with mustard gas* Russian 226th battalion: Surprised to see me?

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Fictional character - Britain in British history books Britain in most of the world's history books Britain in Irish history books

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Cat - Nazi Germany Soviet Union Poland

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Text - a speech in - a talk in being ron will WAR OF WORDS Today marks the 35th anniversary of the death of Sir Douglas Bader and I couldn't let it pass without this story about the RAF hero. He was giving a talk at an upmarket girl's school about his time as a pilot in the Second World War. "So there were two of the fkers behind me, three fers to my right, another feker on the left," he told the audience. The headmistress went pale and interjected: "Ladies, the Fokker was a German aircraft." Si

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Cartoon - AEx WOODS Mw.w GENTLEMEN THE KING Britain in 1919 Britain in 2019

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Cartoon - Germans with gas Russians Russians

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Text - The floor is Respecting the Treaty of Versailles

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Photo caption - Justinian: *refuses to send significant reinforcements and supplies* Belisarius: Hold on. This whole operation was your idea.

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Cartoon - WHEN YOU DECIDE TO TAKE YOUR WHOLE FUCKING ARMY THROUGH THE ALPS I have just transcended common sense!

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Vehicle - 2519 Imperial Japan Modern Japan P

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Photo caption - INDEPENDENCE DAY ISA TERRORIST HOLIDAY SUPPORTING COP KILLERS,LOOTERSAND TAX CHEATS RED LIVES MATTER. SUPPORT THE THIN RED LINE. BACK THE CROWN.

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Bird - SURRENDERED IN SIX WEEKS France has actually done well military-wise Like WW1,100 ears, Napoleonic A. FRENCH WW2 RIFLE FOR SALE! DROPPED ONCE, NEVER FIRED! SEVENTEEN DIFFERENT WORDS FOR "I SURRENDER!"

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Thomas the tank engine - France to German Protestants France to French Protestants

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Cartoon - French government: *exists* French citizens: u/surya123098 UNACCEPTABLE!

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Job - Transeize british tanker WANT Me To KILL Then GOOD 2GO APPAREL

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Landmark - BERLIN SUMMER BERLIN SPRING BERLIN WINTER BERLIN FALL

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Facial expression - americans when the trees start speaking vietnamese russians when the snow starts speaking finnish french when the belgian border starts speaking german

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Photo caption - NAILED IT

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Text - TIME TRAVELLER TELEPORTING TO JAPAN YOU QUICK WHAT YEAR IS ITP! JAPANESE MAN: IT'S 1945 WE JUST GOT NUKED! TIME TRAVELLER: FIRST OR SECOND TIMEP JAPANESE MAN: ARD ARD

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Face - Alexander explaining why they need to His army cross into India fMB

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Product - Greek mythology Greek mythology without Zeus' sex life

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Poster - It's finally OCTOBER A 3APABCTBYET COMMAAHCTHHECKAS PRBOAOЦИЯ !

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Vegetation - Otto von Bismarck Bavaria Saxony Württemberg Hesse Kassel Nassau Hanover Baden Frankfurt Mecklenburg Bremen Brunswick Lubeck Prussia Oldenburg Hamburg Otto von Bismarck German Empire

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Technology - be on the axis side be on the allied side act like a complete pussy lose every possible war WHAT IS YOUR N OUR SE YUKLL + EXPLAIN

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Font - When your parents ask what happened to the Armenians

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Text - "Infinity war is the most ambitious crossover event in history" me: Kalmar Union (1397-1523)

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Cartoon - When you start WW1 and all the Allies blame Germany

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Astronaut - The floor is winning a world war

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Cartoon - mama mia invada the greece 5 mins later oh no germany helpa the italy

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Helmet - When France has built the Maginot Line but you invade a country to go around it. Improvise. Adapt. Overcome

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Twenty-Seven Humorous Memes For The Dejected Soul

You’re probably still stuck inside due to quarantine. And if you’re not, then we’re incredibly jealous of you. Either way, we hope you can find some enjoyment out of these memes that we curated just for you. Enjoy!

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Human - "Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf

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Text - When you Mosh but haven't moshed in a long time and it's time for the second band to come on Holy shit.

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Facial expression - Its burning my hand Steve and I fucking love it

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People - When you eat pizza rolls right out of the oven without letting them cool down

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White - Boomers Millennials Gen Z You left the seat up! Did you hear me just fall in? Yes! I came to flush! EZE I HATE MY LIFE ZE WHSE WH FEZE CONSUME

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Beer glass - BEER MATH ONE BEER A COUPLE OF BEERS A FEW BEERS

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Product - LEGO GAME OF THRONES 18+ Kings Landing 1,023,678,863 pcs GAS

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Text - 6. 6 easy exercises that anyone can do 1. Trying to get up from the couch. 2. Staggering home 3. Patiently standing in a queue. drunk. 6. Giving up. 4. Checking if your feet are still there. 5. Covering your ears to make the voices stop.

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Cartoon - When your girl minding her business and you see her butt

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Text - What is your favorite vegetable? BrogLE BROGLE

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People - Target audience Actual audience CALL DUTY my LITTLE PONY FENDSHIP MAGIC @mexicanexe MINECRAFT

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Play - Connect Port This whole network is fucked, man MB MATON BEALEY AGES 7 and Up

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Face - When the poopoo too big

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Barn owl - o00 Verizon 4:20 PM * 69% ( Albums barn owl or apple Select @teenybisit

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Text - Before u leave the house, think of the acronym 'WOWEE' Wallet phOne Wkeys Egg Egg (backup)

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Grandparent - May your marinara sauce never cling to your pasta.

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Facial expression - When your girlfriend leaves a break up note on your PlayStation saying "this isn't working" but you turn it on and it works just fine

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Eyewear - I wonder if he's thinking about me I+ is Wednes day, me lol it is my dudes dreamst

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Natural foods - Cashew's look liked they'd heckle you if you got lost in a magical forest.

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Text - So technically Moses is the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

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Poster - YOu BET YOUR BLART VEGAS HAS BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES APRIL 22 KEVIN JEVIN KEVIN COPBLOP * TARTL BARB

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Face - Did you know that when you're drinking beer, the beer is getting drunk too

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Album cover - ALIEN -VS- PREDĂTOR

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Technology - AND AGIN THINGS BIBS AND WAGONS THINGS

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Text - When you work at a fast food restaurant and you see overweight Karens walking towards you angrily Uh-oh. Big boomers.

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Community - A group a Karens in the wild is called a Complaint. – source: Nat Geo

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Thirty Miscellaneous Tidbits For You To Enjoy Today

We know you could use something to laugh about right now, and because we’ve always got your back, we delivered. These memes may not be very high quality, but we’re pretty sure they’ll make you laugh. Click here for some more random entertainment!

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Face - J.K. Rowling Reveals That You, The Reader, Were Gay All Along Share Article: Facebook I Twitter Reddit

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Photo caption - Me: Don't look now but the person behind you is... My friend immediately: O C

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Text - When you're part of a group chat but you never actually contribute anything to the conversation

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Text - IT WILL END IN TEARS

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Ball - I'm almost certain there's an easier way to blow up a balloon Ri

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Text - Meet Christian singles now! JOIN NOW! spaghetticunt: sign me right the fuck up VIA DAMNLOL.COM

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Technology - 1 This one sparks joy. Remind Me Message Decline Acсept This one does not spark joy.

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Text - Tweet @Believablee I just watched a woman drink laundry detergent at Walmart. Bottle to mouth. In the isle. I said NOTHING but when we made eye contact she just gasped and was like 'IM GONNA BUY IT!' BRO IM NOT WORRIED ABOUT YOU BUYING IT WTE ARE YOU DOING ASKSKSKSKS 3:35 PM 3/7/19 Twitter for iPhone

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Face - when you 20 mins deep in an argument and realize you misunderstood something

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Dog - I was having a bad day and this dog walked to my bus stop, sat on the bench and asked me for pets

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Text - How's your new job sweetie? It was a tough first week but it's good grandpa drgrayfang Abe Lincoln was assassinated 2 days into his second term so you need to grow up

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Text - When Nance calls you a dickface in front of the neighbors for not taking out the trash Haha she's a pistol isn't she ;)~ @middleclassfancy

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Table - Jemele Hill @jemelehill • 10/31/18 PER MY LAST EMAIL

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Text - When Rick's leaves keep falling in your yard, so you blow them back into his yard when he's not home Haha take that, Rick! You bag of shit! @middleclassfancy

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Cartoon - the hardest prison to escape is in your mind um ok

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Text - rohirrimofthenorth jrr tolkien: i really love my wife. i will make her into a beautiful, unearthly half-angel princess who beat satan almost single-handedly and won an argument with the keeper of the halls of the dead jrr tolkien: i really love my best friend. 1 will make him into a grumpy old tree who never gets to the point triss19 If this isn't the best example of the difference between the relationship you should have with your wife and your best friend I don't know what is.

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Snout - Me: Bae talk dirty to me Bae: Sometimes I don't wipe my ass when I finish shittin Me: @officialthiscouldbeus

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People - me, riffy c @itsmeriffyc why does it look like khalid met you WOLF @NLSNicholas Met Khalid. Mari Marth

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Clothing - Me at 20 Jennifer Aniston at 50 @viralwoman LTY

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Product - When anyone asks me why I fell for my wife WAG

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Action-adventure game - YOU TALKING MAD SHIT FOR SOMEONE IN CRUSADING DISTANCE imgflip.com

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Human - When you're mad hungry and your food won't cooperate. @mr petty wap

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Text - When you're wasted and someone says they are going to Taco Bell drgrayfang "Please let me join you on this Hispanic adventure."

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Text - Ami @shine_with_love People who are allergic to peanuts: I can't, it'll kill me People who are allergic to gluten: I can't, it'll wreck my body People who are lactose intolerant: Humans cannot achieve immortality anyway and life not lived to the fullest is no life at allI, hand me a gallon of milk 11:21 PM 07 Oct 18 Source: whitepeopletwitter 43,226 notes

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Text - Me when there's drama that has absolutely nothing to do with me. I'm so excited because I love mess.

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Team - How my custom RPG squad looks in a cutscene

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Twenty-Nine Random Memes Meant To Decimate Boredom

Since you clicked here, it probably means you’re looking for some high-quality entertainment. Well, unfortunately you won’t find that here, but you will find low-quality entertainment, and there’s gotta be something to that, right?

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Organism - when I see someone from high school in a store but they don't see me yet

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Cartoon - Everybody Me

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Font - i dont struggle with anxiety it actually comes very easy to me

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Cartoon - -If you need me, I'm here. -If you don't, I'm still here.

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White - my brain every night: NO sleep. ONLY TIRED

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Text - being a perfectionist and a procrastinator is a shitty combo we'll get the job done perfectly but like...tomorrow

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Hair - you ever go to someone's house and see every family member just being happy and getting along like damn bitch y'all live like this???

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Cartoon - Family is still family no matter how they've hurt you @thebandoffice

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Adaptation - When ur at a pool party and ur the only one who feels like swimming @tank.sinatra

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Poster - slaps roof of brain "you won't believe how much of absolutely nothing of value or importance this baby can fit!"

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Room - Me, after telling my parents that my relationship is good, I'm doing financially well and that overall, things are okay And scene.

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Text - fool me once, shame on u. fool me twice, thats just fucked up. u know im dumb as hell. like come on

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Text - "No one can describe me in two words lol" The coffee machine: Cashless failure N ATE

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Cat - Everyone: baking homemade bread and working out during the lockdowns Me with a nonexistent sleep pattern: MemeCenter.com

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Text - Ihate when people ask me what l'l be doing THIS YEAR , Come on guys | don't have aNY IDEA WHAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE

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Nose - When someone is crying and you don't know what to do u want water?

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Green - single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive

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Face - WHEN YOU FORGOT TO STUDY ABOUT THE PATIENT'S MEDS Patient: what is that medication for?? .. its. is for you..."

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Text - I AM A DUMB BITCH WITH TERRIBLE TASTE I WILL NEVER CHANGE I WILL NEVER IMPROVE THAT IS A PROMISE

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Text - "There hasn't been a relatable protagonist to come out of Hollywood in years." Me, an intellectual:

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Photo caption - I am WAY too sleep-deprived to deal with youn negativity right now

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Product - Me Staying up late because I want to have some kind of free time knowing l'll be exhausted the next day Me

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Text - anxiety brain: IM GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UNCARED FOR the other side of my brain which is wearing a hawaiian shirt: [cracks another sparkling water] yeah probably thuri-ly-made-madej TALMO 70

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Cartoon - Me applying critical thinking skills and going on an in-depth but intelligent tangent about an abstract subject Me turning on my turn signal S accidently because I forgot how to turn on my wipers

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Text - Me: *notices the smallest difference in how a person is texting me* Me: In conclusion, I'm annoying

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Face - created my own personal hell through poor decision making Damn.. I kinda aborteddreams

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Cat - "You not even watching the movie" Me: Yes I am Oczsavage

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Text - TASTE...TOUCH-- SMELL... HEARING-. ALL MY SENSES WERE HEIGHTENED! EXCEPT PERHAPS FOR THAT SECRET INGREDIENT CALLED COMMON SENSE!

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Photo caption - YOU DON'T HAVE EXPERIENCE INEED A JOB BUTI NEED TO WORK TO GET EXPERIENCE THEN WORK THATS WHY I'M HERE EXPERIENCE HOW AM GONNA GET EXPERIENCE WITHOUT A WORK WORK Cound County

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Thirty-Nine Silly Memes For Bored People

These memes will lift your spirits. Well, we can’t guarantee that, but we can hope. Scroll down for some prime entertainment, and click here if you want more! You know you do…

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Product - Everyone:"Are you gonna continue to post shitty memes? Me: YEAH BUOY

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Text - Henry Sotheran Ltd @Sotherans "I bought another book" - transactional - people will ask if you REALLY need more books - reminds you of your bank balance "I paid a terrible price for this knowledge" - classy Faustian vibes - intimidating - implies all books are priceless treasures. which they are. O 69.9K 5:44 AM - Nov 5, 2019

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Cartoon - *May the best one win* AMDA NVIDIA. GEFORCE *autistic screeching CUDA RADEON GRAPHICS INTEL HD GRAPHICS

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Amphibian - Ihate when girl's friends say "you better not hurt her, or else" Imao like wtf are you gonna do Jennifer? Call me a fuckboy in a group message? Ohh i'm so scared.

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Pink - When you trying to buy food from your daughters pretend restaurant and she comes back saying your card was declined! First of all the service is horrible here and prices are outrageous! FRINCE

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Hair - When you get soap in your eye but you tryna see the demon in the shower with you

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Operating system - why are they stirring macaroni at 1am

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Hair - Me: Is this birdcage made out of nickel? Pet Store: Aluminum I think Me: So there's no nickel in this cage? Pet Store: Don't you dare! Me: It's a nickleless cage Pet Store: GET OUT! Worth it

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Dog - WeRateDogs® O @dog_rates This is Pixel. She was photographed before and after being told she's the best girl in the whole wide world. 13/10 suspicions confirmed 8 аро 9:10 AM · 11/18/19 · Twitter for iPhone

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Fictional character - KEY TO YENNEFER'S ROOM 2 KEY 2 Common item 0.UI (slavic folk musie stops)

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Text - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal teacher: according to several preschoolers, your son has invented the word "Kinderfarten" me: that's a problem teacher: I'm glad you agree me: I invented "Kinderfarten" 8:12 AM · 11/18/19 · Twitter for iPhone

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Land vehicle - Sleep K.OM 8621 This is brilliant. Playing video games until 5am Sleep NOB, K QM 8621 But I like this.

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Text - badgirlkiki @badgirlkiki_ imagine how frustrated the cashiers at scholastic book fairs are. those kids don't understand tax. their mom gave them $20 and said “books only". they think they can get a book that's $16.99 and an eraser that's $2.99. "yeah right, idiot" the cashier has to say (by law) O 187K 12:24 AM - Nov 18, 2019

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Cartoon - Joe mama jokes don't work I have 2 dads Joe mama so ugly your dad married a man

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Text - Picaresque Thomson l @Mianmath83 Them: Very sorry, sir, we're out of maple donuts. Me: (faraway look)...that's fine...everything's fine...I have to go now.... Night descends, music playing softly. Rain starts falling. A lone figure is seen on the roof of the donut shop. 5:49 AM · 11/18/19 · Twitter for iPhone

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Dog - Oh god, make it stop.

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Text - Dios es mi droga @Lucky_Leftovers My daughter said "daddy we are not friends with Brooklyn because she said I dress weird" No questions asked now I got beef with a 4 y/o named Brooklyn and her father. I dont make the rules to this gang shit. I just play my role. 8:10 PM · 04 Jan 19 from California, USA ·

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Text - Teacher: "Why didn't you use the bathroom at break?" The bathroom at break:

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Text - bit ch tit s @borderlinemom8 Wanted: Hibernation Buddy Must be interested in laying in bed eating junk while watching Netflix. Also must love cuddles and be down with sleeping for the next five months straight. 8:31 AM · 11/17/19 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - When you hear your friend say "oh yeah, that asshole over there loves blink-182" "Oh geez that's

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Text - Policeman: What is your name? Man: The Wizard of Oz Policeman: Your FULL name. Man: (Quietly) The Wizard of Ounces

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Bird - YOU TRIED SCRAMBLING THE WRONG EGG MOTHERFUCKER 35¢ leng nopeDigitalMeddle YourChlidhoodRuined.com

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Text - When the teacher says the test will take a hour but you finish it in 3 seconds and bring the class average down by 15% They said it could not be done

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Text - I want to wake up with I get up you the rest of my life at 5:00 Am Nevermind

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Text - Jenny Nicholson (turkey gobble go... @JennyENicholson They refuse to show us Yoda at the one age we want: whatever age his species considers the most sexy 7:01 AM · 11/18/19 · Twitter for Android

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Hair - i don't trust you if you think violet is not the most relatable character in history Buy Suids for Srat

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Text - SparkNotes @SparkNotes Ending your essay with "in conclusion" - dull | - repetitive - unoriginal Ending your essay with "that's my story and I'm sticking to it" - powerful - definitive clarifies whose story this is (yours) and what you're going to do (stick to it) 7:39 AM - 11/18/19 · Twitter Web App

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Text - YOU WOULON'T STEAL A MEME Photo saved to this device

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Text - Expat Med @DrExpat_ I LEFT MY FRONT DOOR OPEN AND MY ROOMBA JUST WENT OUT AND I CAN'T FIND IT. WHAT ARE THE CONSEQUENCES OF THIS. IT HAS NO NATURAL PREDATORS. 3:50 AM · 19 Dec 18 · Twitter Web Client

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Text - Rachel Therrien @riquelz96 · my dad wrote me a report card when I was 11 PERFORMANCE APPRAISAL 2-N-07 Name Rachel Therrien Using the following scale, assign a score for each of the following attributes: Very Good - 4 Satisfactory - 3 Improvement Needed - 2 Unsatisfactory - 1 Excellent - 5 Personal Habits N/A 2 Brush Teeth/Shower when asked Keeps Room Clean Helps with Chores Does homework Attitude Does not verbally harass parents Does not verbally harass siblings Does not physically harass

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Text - Coach KJ @CoachK_Johnson WAS IT A BAD DAY? OR WAS ITA BAD FIVE MINUTES THAT YOU MILKED ALL DAY? @memezar mil @milupton I didn't need such a personal attack

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Eyewear - When your car is making a really weird noise but your bank account is empty Nothing's wrong, I can'feel it

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Text - dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch son: thanks for takin me to astronaut practice dad i had so much fun :) buzz aldrin: this isn't a game. remember why we're doing this. son: *serious nod* moon revenge O 3,916 9:16 AM - Dec 9, 2018

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Hair - Normal рeople yawning Dads yawning

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Text - Idk who needs to hear this but this means your high beams are on and I can't see shit because of it.... EO

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Text - Anonymous said When's your bedtime :) pukicho Whenever I next collapse is purely up to the gods Source: pukicho 41,116 notes

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Machine - WANT TO HEAR SOMETHING REALLY FUN ABOUT SCIENCE? YOU WOULD. NERD. PRESS BUT ssyesq: I would love this card. urce. leanaisnotaba.

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Text - Ladies what do we want? Meaningful friendships! More girl nights outs! REAL HUMAN CONNECTION! When do we want it? ... well this week isn't good... I can't do anything after 8pm on a work night... ... Let me check my calendar and get back to you...

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Thirty-Four Hilarious Memes To Numb The Boredom

Instead of feeling sad about being quarantined, just numb all of your feelings with memes! That’ll work, right? Sure, let’s go with that. Click here for more very stupid entertainment!

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Cartoon - Parents: Buys their kid a 2,000$ gaming setup Kid: plays video games Parents:

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Face - Entire world: "stay home" Florida: No, I don't think I will. adam.the.creato

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Chef - CINES SIGARETTA Marlbern Smoking kills Varlberm imgflip.com

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Muscle - Dad with Daughter Dad with Son

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Text - The decline of civilization can be traced back to when they stopped putting toys in cereal boxes

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Animated cartoon - Mom: Sweet dreams! The diabetic kid:

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Green - Do you need some help... Hey! THE WEB? ..connecting to...

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Text - stop imagining fake scenarios and hurting your own feelings No, I don't think I will.

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Fictional character - Write your name in reverse! It's your demon name. Cromic fatts marvel de People named Bob.. Maybe I am a Demon made with mematic

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Text - I be drowning in champagne, but the "cham" is silent

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Cartoon - ВОВ II UNILAD • 2 MIN READ England's Oldest Man Says Key To Reaching 111 Is 'Avoiding Dying' sigh He has such a way with words.

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Photo caption - Not to get political or anything but what the fuck is oatmeal

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Dog breed - When the game is loading and you see your idiotic reflection in the screen.

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Recreation - PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT PEOPLE AT THE BEACH WHEN YOU ARE PEOPLE AT THE BEACH

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Job - Even wars are on hold due to the virus Proving they were never essential

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Shoulder - Me staring at a random spot in the room, trying to trick a ghost into thinking I can see it:

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Axolotl - Using Drake Template Using Axolotls becasue it's Earth day and we need to save them

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Dog - Best part of the song GPS- voice

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Human leg - FUN FACT: OVER 2 MILLION PEOPLE HAVE KNEES

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Animated cartoon - Joe Exotic is Steve Irwin's Wario

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Clothing - This Shirt Is Sending Mixed Messages NEVER CASHI D O YSUR BEST SAVE 20 QUIT AR Never do your best, quit Never Quit, do your best

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Hair - Remember Ken from Toy Story 3? This is him now. Feel old yet?!

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Barechested - Watching my Grubhub driver drop off my $40 meal from a fast food restaurant that's literally 3 blocks away

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Community - pray for any managers these ladies come across drgrayfang WOME FOR - TRUM

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Supermarket - Emily A. @emzorbit My grocery store has replaced the salad in the salad bar with.... liquor. DVBK CHOCorvIE 50 ML BOTTLES IFTING SAMPUNG MEW UGUORS COOKING G

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Cartoon - 2020 Another tragedy Me 2020 Me used to the shitty year

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Text - Bob Ross: *draws a branch* me: nice Bob Ross: *draws second branch* cause everyone needs a friend me: *holding back tears* nice

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Text - HIGH FIVE 50% less bacteria than a handshake FIST BUMP 90% less bacteria than a handshake Sweep the leg 100% less bacteria than a handshake

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Text - Gougle cant stand people correcting me ALL IMAGES SHOPPING VIDEOS NEWS Did you mean: can't stand people correcting me made with mematic

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Vehicle door - Iron-Man : Rich billionaire with a powerful suit Thor : God of lightning Ant-Man: Cinfinitedoggo ok so basically im very smol

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Text - 6 year old me drinking apple juice from a fancy glass

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Photo caption - Kids getting introduced to Y in math after learning X: This is getting out hand. Now there are two of them!

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Photo caption - Me to myself: Just be normal, you are on a date. Me five seconds later: APPLANCE I love refrigerators!

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Text - my neek, my back my crippling aniety attacks

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Thirty-Four Miscellaneous Memes To Defeat The Blues

Let’s face it: you’ve got the blues, we’ve got the blues, we’ve all got the blues. Everything sucks right now and we’re just thankful for the existence of memes. Let’s all pour one out for memes.

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Product - "Can one of y'all wipe my ass?"

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Face - Wife : While we're out let's stop by Wal-Mart Me :

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Cartoon - The problem isn't a shortage in toilet paper. The problem is people taking more than they need. Supermarkets: People: *Realising the same logic applies with other resources.* The 1%:

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Product - Me fixing my life @CabbageCatMemes

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Asphalt - 130 My dude is washing the ground... In the rain... And that's what it's like to be in the Army.

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Text - Ernie informs Bert who's gonna give it to him

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Dinosaur - Oh shit! The economy!!

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Text - If Frodo fit the ring perfectly into his butt would he disappear or would his poop vanish temporarily as it passed through? Me: The cashier at Target:

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Mammal - How I show up to a job interview knowing I used the word "orchestrated" on my resume. @StupidResumes

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Furniture - Pillow fort couch AYEND

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Facial expression - Now that I have children I really understand the scene in Return of the Jedi where Yoda is so tired of answering Luke's questions he just up and dies.

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Action-adventure game - When you're done looting dwemer ruins

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Yoda - Checking up on that one Ex You Dead yet Bitch made with mematic Pictune Quotes & Creator App

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Hat - When your son finds some cool rocks on your nature hike They were like golden nuggets to that boy.

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Games - All Dogs Heaven EXCEPT FOR THOSE CLASS TRAITORS IN THE PAW PATROL

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People - SETHWAR

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Text - amazingmars self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void A the-official-nasa May we suggest a Soothing Bath™ instead Source: amazingmars 481,817 notes

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Text - I know this. When this ends- AND IT WILL-every game will sell out, every restaurant will have a 2-hour wait, every kid will be glad to be in school, everyone will love their job, the stock market will skyrocket, every other house will get TP'd, and we'll all embrace and shake hands. That's gonna be a pretty good day. Hang in there, World.

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Text - FUCK 2019 SHEERS TO 2020 10 Haunting Photos Taken Moments Before Disaster 1,852,483 views 2K I 610

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Dog - The Thirteen Colonies: *throws tea into the ocean* The British Empire: do u wanna fucken go? lean in_my_terea

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Nose - "Real Fact #1470 Of the 193 members of United Nations, Britain has Invaded 171 of them. Get all the "Real FactN' at smaple Britain:

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Cartoon - when your opponent is better than expected.

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Text - God: I made Eve for you and these animals so you wouſdn't be alone Adam: And who is that in the lake God: I don't know. She was there when I got here

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Door handle - Just pulled the door handle off, safe to say the fucker was as surprised as I was..

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Text - the drake gatsby 8 @DrakeGatsby Me: Man T-Rexes looked so col Scientist: Nah actually they looked like giant idiot birds Me: Oh bummer. They were great hunters tho Scientist: There's evidence they were scavengers Me: Ok maybe just stop ruinin- Scientist: They wore socks with sandals

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Text - The food that's left at the supermarket during a panic, that's what dating in your 30s is like.

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Fifty Silly Memes Made For Banishing Boredom

These memes are for when you just need some extremely dumb entertainment. We don’t ask questions, we’re just here to supply it for you. Now go enjoy some unintelligent humor!

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Photo caption - "Have you completely replaced human interaction with memes?" @heckoffsupreme [MAKES "I DON'T KNOW" SOUND

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Text - Doth @DothTheDoth Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle & explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations 1:59 p.m. 19 Dec 17

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Police officer - Cop: seen anything unusual? Me: a dolphin with a hat once Cop: I mean around here Me: nah they live in water

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Text - THIS IS HOW IM SLIDING INTO DMS IN 2019 11:02 PM Max get back here my bad lol he just be running off sometimes but what's up tho

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Text - This photograph I took of this bird in the sunset looks so peaceful AmI high or does that bird look like a rabbit on skis in the middle of a long jump...

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Text - Jeremy McLellan @JeremyMcLellan Having a rough day? Just remember that an arrow can only be shot by pulling it backwards, so when life is dragging you BACK with difficulties, it means it's about to send you FORWARD to kill someone.

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Product - Siri, show me the worst possible combination of words 13 Des Pitbull covers Toto's 'Africa' for Aquaman soundtrack

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Font - when you block your ex on everything but they still have access to your Netflix account Kids kias Can we talk please

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Cartoon - When my CAR starts making noises that sound expensive 6 5

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Text - @astrarchi you haven't experienced real heartbreak until you've come across a meme you'd send to a person who you don't talk to anymore

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Snapshot - Death: Any last words? Me: You're late. OMIN SALES CENT IG: TheFunnylintrovert 1c: TheFunnyntrevert

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Text - tone malone @TonyLaululu Fake Post Malone account: "Love until you can't love anymore, that's when the good things in life happen" Actual Post Malone: Beerbongs & Bentleys @PostMalone is meatball an fruit

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Photo caption - "Shrek and Han Solo dress the same" Me Normal conversation

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Text - Leo Steinmetz @turnyoursignals Ladies if he - is cold to you - seems distant - takes up a lot of space and time - is most visible between 50-300 GHz when looking out of the galactic plane that's not your man, that's the cOsmic microwave background

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Text - me: *checked that the door is locked 3 times* my brain: х XDoubt

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Joint - If you feel uncomfortable in the night, please understand it is just your skeleton's inherent need for freedom. Soon

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Line - I have started coloring to manage my stress and anxiety.

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Sculpture - Be careful whou call ugly in middle school

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Photo caption - I wanna be as rich as Diddy is and get confused when i see a $1.00 bill

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Statue - Platini @Platini 954 This. This is what friends are for.

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Text - sara* @saranbustos "So do your tattoos have any meaning?" Look buddy, my life doesn't even have any meaning

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Album cover - The three basic human needs: Free Two Day Shipping Heat Water

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Motor vehicle - Ineed this in my life

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Bear - When u wanna take a cozy nap or be left alone for 7 and a half months IG: davie dave

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Engineering - What you see vs. what your family sees when you reset the router ATHERNET POWER RESET

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Hair - When you want to read something interesting on the internet. "Please turn off your adblocker." All right, then. Keep your secrets.

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Face - When everyone describes you as "chill" but you're on the verge of a mental breakdown & mask it by acting unbothered about everything

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Vehicle door - The older I get the more I understand Britney's breakdown years ago. This really could be me any minute

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Text - memes and death @sadposting no offense but if i die and no one uses a ouija board to keep me updated on memes then i will legitimately haunt all of you via Twitter for iPhone 15/12/2016, 14:27

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Text - When someone tells me to do something I was already planning on doing well now I am not doing it

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Movie - Napoleon Hitler Ме, going out without my jacket thinking it's not gonna be that cold

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Menu - THE FIRST RULE OF PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE CLUB IS... YOU KNOW WHAT NEVERMIND. IT'S FINE

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Text - cultural impact: Phineas and Ferb the entire teaching the word aglet education system

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Text - me at 14: can't wait to travel the whole world once i'm earning my own money me now: mustn't forget that tupperware at work, it's my only one

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Photo caption - Power Companies: "sends electric bill* The Mitochondria: @memeology.md thui You guys are getting paid?

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Sign - I hate it when you see a sign and suddenly your plans are ruined

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Text - Pros of being an adult: can eat 28 cookies and no one can stop me. Cons of being an adult: I ate 28 cookies. No one stopped me, and now I feel awful.

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Furniture - When you and your friends are trying to look normal in public but just aren't

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Photo caption - Everyone talks about an inner child. I have an inner older lady who says inappropriate things, judges everyone and wants to be in bed by 8pm

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Text - Messages Contact Mark iMessage Today 6:35 PM Dude what is your street name? Lil Marco You live on a street called Lil Marco? Delivered Ohhhh you meant my address?

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Brick - Me trying to repair my life:

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Text - Someone's career: "starts taking off Racist tweets from 2012:

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Photo caption - @hoemoticon when you're hanging out with friends and your social battery runs outs @will ent evil @evilbart24 This actually happens. Like the moment you realize you're out with people and you don't wanna be there anymore

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Brick - The perfect doormat doesn't exi... Did you call first?

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Twenty-Nine Random Memes For People Tired Of Everything

Raise your hand if you’re tired of everything. You know, all of this crap. Alright, now that all of our hands are raised, let’s all just forget about everything and scroll through the following memes.

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Text - a @un3asyy bitches be like "bitches be like" and then be the bitches that be like 20:43 · 27/02/2020 Twitter for iPhone 24.9K Retweets 98.2K Likes English teachers:

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Movie - The Ring must be destroyed What about the droid attack on the Wookiees? Who's this guy?

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Product - *Puts down gently in fear of breaking the TV* *Puts down gently in fear of breaking the table and your fingers*

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Text - Kid: Dad, can I wear my fishing shirt for picture day? Dad: Sure you can son. AKSMASTER?

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Text - Tweet Marvin O @themagnificent if you're arguing loudly on your phone in public, please put it on speaker. I need to hear both sides of the story to know who's side l'm on 07:33 PM 20 Jun 19 Twitter for Android 1,046 Retweets 3,112 Likes

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Clothing - How I expected my What it is apocolypse outfit to look..

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Internet meme - When you're 93 and fricking immortal but your son, 71, tests positive for Córonavirus SHAME

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Photo caption - WILL WILL SMITH SMITH WILL SMITH? YES, WILL SMITH WILL SMITH WILL SMITH

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Animated cartoon - "COVID-19 symptoms include having a lack of taste" People with "live, laugh, love" wall decor:

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Hair - Instagram was invented by Jessica Instagram when she tried to get attention twice at the same time gettyimages dodum

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Wildlife - When the human you're going to eat starts to run

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Cat - Family: look who's up early Me pulling an alnighter:

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Floor - Government : work from home Archaeologists: RID

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Bird - This bird landed on the page about itself the bird:

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Hair - The further down you scroll, the higher ground he gets. @kenobi_daily

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Suit - when teacher is 15 minutes late you're legally allowed to leave teacher after 14,5 minutes

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Text - Pros and cons of dating me Pros: You're not single anymore Cons: Me

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Adaptation - Michelle: "why are we pulling over?" Obama: "just grab the fucking camera" 420

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Motherboard M @motherboard Scientists just erased certain memories from a snail's brain-and they think it'll work with humans, too DANK MLMEOLOGY @lordflaconegro Scientists: do you remember anything? Snail: Scientists: my god what have we done

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Woodwind instrument - CEMEEUL CO +

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Text - Sarah Archer @SarahArcherM every chef right now: Today I'm going to show you how to make something simple with ingredients everyone has in their pantry, since you can't go to the store. I'm starting with Madagascar vanilla, hemp milk, and a single feather from a dodo bird. 11:11 AM · 4/3/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - THE MAN WHO CREATED AUTOCORRECT HAS DIED. RESTAURANT IN PEACE.

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Suit - We give every mom Pixar an absolute dumptruck ass.

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Clothing - this is the hat you buy to let everyone know you're in ur late 30s and have been to every brewery in town more than once pings

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Asphalt - Laziness Random motivation at 2 in the morning More laziness

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Text - When you misjudged how potent the brownie was @Top Tree

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Even though the days all seem to blend together at this point, it’s good to have designated breaks just to feel sane. We hope these memes can help you relax for a bit!

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Text - "Leave the peach cobbler in the kitchen alone," mother would say, going upstairs. But I couldn't help myself. I sneaked in and watched him. Watched him make his stupid little peach shoes, taunting. "Nobody's going to wear those," I'd say. "They're stupid." But on he worked.

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Text - szuddenly you think you want me to shut up? i have to listen to myself even when im not talking tooiconic wow this is a fucking mood

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Hair - When you're winning the argument with facts and they start attacking you personally instead of addressing the topic.

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Text - your bff alex @psybermonkey King's men: sorry your highness...we couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again King (drunk af): let the horses try

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Photo caption - LIVE breakyourownnews.com BREAKING NEWS CHAINSAW BEARS REACH USA 12:52 FUCKING BEARS WITH FUCKING CHAINSAWS FOR FUCKING HANDS WTF

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Airplane - When you need to trigger all the conspiracy therorists on your friends list at once. Flying chemtrail-spreading 5G masts, shooting vaccines

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Mineral - You've heard of boneless chicken. But I present to you chickenless bones

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People - Then George said "Yall can tax this dick" and started the first boogaloo Boogalations 7: 4

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Font - AT LAST WE WILL REVEAL OURSELVES TO THE JEDI

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Cat - catitolovers @catitolovers She said ;3

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Transport - A man hurled racist slurs and a punch at a FedEx driver then died after he was punched back FedEx Express fedex.com bLAck pARty @blackxparty Damn, he sent him to God. Same day shipping.

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Text - When you come back from Chernobyl and check on your dick There is another

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Text - I indentify with tinkerbell a lot because she needs attention or she dies and that's pretty much me

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Animated cartoon - Clara's in self-isolation @ramencult Joe Exotic is Steve Irwin's Wario

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Hair - MAYBE SHE'S BORN WITH IT BUSH'S BEST Maple BAKED BEANS MAYBE IT'S MAPLE BEANS

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Adaptation - So he was like you've turned her against me and I was like the fuck you gonna do about it Anakin

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Organism - Rare photos of me jumping to conclusions

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Text - Tatum Saunders @50FirstTates Remember to sanitize your hands and then sanitize the caps of your sanitizer. And then sanitize your hands again from touching the caps and then 11:33 AM · 3/26/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Mammal - synapsid-taxonomy Me: The Tasmanian devil is a voracious predator and should not be engaged with Also me: Heehoo pupper

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Head - me: rips up my drawing cause i messed it up the guy im tattooing:

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People - When you're getting roasted by your friends and you have to pretend they didn't just hit you in your biggest insecurity I care not

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Nature - The beans are growing nicely this year

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Pug - me sneaking into the kitchen with no pants on at 2:24 am to eat shredded cheese

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Green - oh hi Mark

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Cartoon - online best-friend parent Is this a wanted criminal

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Fish - You may be thinking "oh jeebz somebondy help! that guy is drownin fear not: he uses his gills to breathe underwater

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Facial hair - Hello there IIM General Da Vinci

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Text - @olivia_vault Keto people will eat a full block of cream cheese a day and be like this is actually much healthier than even thinking about a slice of bread 12:27 PM · 4/3/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Crab - Are you just gonna scroll past me without saying yee-claw What in crustacean

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Cartoon - Me: Washing a spoon The Spoon: nokubusmemcloved Full Counter!

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Fish - i want my life H2-Over to be

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Hair - me: so what disease do i have? nurse: you have Alzhe- me: I don't remember asking you a god damn thing.

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Fifty Random Memes That Made Us Snicker

Whatever you’re doing, stop and look at these incredibly important memes. You won’t regret it, probably. And while we’re at it, click here for some more miscellaneous entertainment! You’re welcome.

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Dog - WeRateDogs® @dog_rates This is Honey. She wants you to spot the difference between these two pics. It's very subtle so please take your time. 13/10

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Headgear - My cat loves sitting in pants so when i have nothing to do i wear extra pants

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Cat - After a couple months of quarantine, I understand why cats sleep all day.

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Dog - I saw my favorite dog outside the grooming salon yesterday. She looked shocked that I don't live in the salon 24/7

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Adaptation - Big Hero 6 was such an underrated movie that got overshadowed by Frozen. It did not receive the credit that it so rightfully deserved

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Skin - My 2020 relationship status.

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Sign - SPEED LIMIT 30 CYOUR SPEED HIGH SCORE

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Yellow - Did You Know ? ? ? Egg Cooking Times 2 MINS 4 MINS 6 MINS 8 MINS @90smujeriego let it boil till i say oh shit the egg

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Text - Jackie @omggjackiee WHAT DO PPL DO IN THE SHOWER FOR 45 min+???????????? PETER @OkigboHTX Concerts, meet and greets, cry, overthink, arguments. You name it.

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Text - [Pitching a movie idea to Walt Disney] "Alright so there's an adorable little deer..." Walt Disney: Kill his mom

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Text - Mother Of Sarcasm @SarcasmMother If snails are so slow, how come nobody sees them coming? It's always like bam, there's a snail

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Green - Me IHOP waitresses callin me baby

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Text - a gender reveal party where its just you and your partner in a doctors office and you ask your doctor what the gender of your baby is and then they tell you and then you go home

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Poster - When you turn your light off and try to find your bed

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Text - Beefy @NotYourBacon *talks to myself* "Why am I talking to myself? I should stop" I say, while talking to myself...

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Dog - i took a pic of my dog using the wide angle lens and i-

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Dog - You're going to hear a little pawp

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Text - 1st rule of family gatherings always bring your own vehicle so you can leave when you want.

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Internet meme - WHEN IT COMES TO CORONAVIRUS IF YOU SHOUT GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH IF YOU COULD CHOOSE YOUR OWN DEATH, NOT SOMEONÉ ELSE'S, THAT'D BE GREAT

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Text - why-cant-cordy-stay: them: the film industry has really been going downhill lately :/ it's all sequels and franchises, nothing's any good- me: + Uno: The Movie (2016) 2h 44min I Action, Comedy, Drama i 30 Novermber 2016 (USA) 10 Rate 430 This At the end of a workday, the only thing anybody wants to do is go home. Unfortunately, that won't be happening tonight. Five co- workers play a game of UNO with ridiculous rules, and it . See full summary UNG Stars: Jeremy Dooley, Katherine Dooley, G

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Text - guess who's awesome and can make it through quarantine

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Adaptation - You know you're getting old when ripped jeans reminds you of pot holes.

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Cartoon - Archaeologists are just grave robbers with a degree

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Product - Someone just threw this tub of mayo at me... What the Hellman. HELLMAN REAL

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Text - Mother Of Sarcasm @SarcasmMother Americans protesting against Coronavirus are the reasons some labels read "do not iron your clothes while wearing them"

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Games - What #legos do when we aren't looking. 000

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Organism - Everyone kept trying to tell me0 was missing out by being single, but now they're all in quarantine thinking twice.

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Photo caption - The Government: Please stay inside People who never jogged before in their lives:

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Product - She's found a new spot in my car lol lalo (75%) @kingbrujx a pup holder

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Dog breed - When Netflix asks if I'm still watching. I'm up. I washn't shleeping.

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Face - me watching my phone ring tilli miss the call

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Smoking - The button on my jeans watching me eat another snack

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Mammal - LOL I'M A DUCK QUACK QUACK MemeCenter.com

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Text - thesinisstronginthisone Me: okay, we got stuff to do today, let's go! My body: sweet! we're out of energy btw Me: ??? I just woke up??? My body: yeah uh well you see we kinda, forgot to make energy Me: My body: Me: My body: Me: you FORGOT-

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Cartoon - Nobody: Minecraft:

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Text - The four horsemen of things that would be impossible to count: Stars in the sky Sand grains on a beach Tabs open on my moms phone Atoms in the buman body

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Text - Joro Marinov @ForsiMarinov The #coronavirus situation in my country is so desperate, that sanitarry staff is forced to clean public toilets more than once in a century. 6:36 PM · May 14, 2020 · Twitter Web App

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Bus - School buses with WiFi are helping children connect to the internet and bridge the technology divide SCHOOL BUS AN SOPL SERICES Well, we were lucky if our bus had heat when I was a kid.

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Text - Dylan Farella @dfarella I put the 'no' in 'l'Il let you know'

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Car - 78 78 Stephen. We're going 78 mph.

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Text - Jo @JoanNatson Small weekend is over.. now entering big weekend

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Fictional character - When you accidentally step on your dogs tail and it does that sad whimper What..have I done

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Muscle - Muscles make the body move. Red YouTube progress bar Grey YouTube progress bar

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Animation - When you don't know anyone at the party but there's a dog

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Text - When you upvote the 'it ain't much but it's honest work' memes because they always get hated on. It ain't much, but it's honest work made with mematic

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Thirty Random Memes To Help Pass The Time

Memes really are a genius concept if you think about it. They serve as the preferred method of communication for many Millennials, and they’re a form of art. And lucky for you, we have as many memes as you could possibly ever want!

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Organism - so i got a notification from our security camera that someone was at the front door DANK Ren @GamelikeEA Buzz him in lol

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Text - mechalesbian there are two types of pet owners: 1. my baby!!! my fucking cinammon apple!!!! 2. naughty boy. ugly. stinky bastard man. thomcifer Bold of you to assume this is not the same person.

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Font - How multiple choice answers look when you don't study for the exam.

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Head - When you wake up realizing that you have 4 minutes to get sober, get dressed and make it to work

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Text - Classmate: How did you do on the exam? Me: Im not sure, I answered every question though. D BE C LKUMH ORST MRY

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Text - Wife: wtf is this pile of clothes doing on the floor? Me: I struck down a Jedi. W: god I hate you. M: yes, use your hate

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Text - Alex Pettijohn @98fireball Tused to think coffee was a grown-up drink. Then I thought alcohol was a grown up drink. Now I have finally achieved full enlightenment to understand that it is water that is the grown-up drink

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Text - Archaeologists have discovered an ancient mosaic skeleton that says "enjoy your life" EYÖP CYNOD ancient Greek to, "Be cheerful, enjoy your life." Described as a "reckless skeleton" for his YOLO-inciting philosophies, the

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Product - The longer you look, the worse it gets... OY

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Text - william crooks @willycrooks do u guys eat ur burgers with or without the peel? URGER SE CHE

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Text - When you're about to take an exam you haven't studied for YOU ARE ABOUT TO WITNESS THE STRENGTH OF STREET KNOWLEDGE

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Door - My account Me Guêssing my own fucking password adam.the.creator

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Wheel - Elon Musk presents the new Tesla electric motorcycle:

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Text - When you see this on street, f/Sarcasmlol You have 2 seconds to decide, Being a civilized citizen or Test your free kick skills

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Text - William Wang @cowboylnNY The most Chinese story today. A man in Guangxi paid 2m to have a competitor killed. The guy kept half, hired another for 1m, then another until the 5th was hired for 100k. Figured not worth to kill for so little, he contacted the target trying to fake a death. All 6 in jail now.

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Text - ruby @medievaliszt Теа: - calming - many flavours - the answer to all problems Coffee: - Anxiety Juice™ - 3 heartbeats for the price of 1 - more than 4 cups and you can talk to electricity

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Running - Run Run as Administrator

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Cat - When u hit snooze 23 times and now have 3 minutes to leave the house Btaylormeno

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Nail - When she wants the P 6 82 PIZZA CHOCOLATE CRUNCH CAN CHICKEN WINGS FINALLY @PizzaProposals WORKING MEN THNING CAP Domino's

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Text - Artist: I think I'm going to add a baby to my next painting. Student: Have you ever seen a baby before? Artist: No. It's cool. I'll wing it.

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Text - bloy @Bloy Met a really hot girl who was half japanese half philipino. Think i ruined it by constantly callin her a jalepeno. 4:28 AM 11/28/09 Twitter Web Client bloy @Bloy update: we got married 7:31 PM · 12/17/19 · Twitter for iPhone

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Rat - Meet The Rat Who's Paid Minimum Wage To Chew Holes In Kanye's $3000 T-Shirts aboveaverage.com fozmeadows Peak capitalism is not immediately knowing if this is satire

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Text - me sacrificing my entire career for 8 extra mins of sleep

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Food - ever see something and think: "holy shit, that is violently American"

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Dish - (all beef hotdog fried in a cornmeal tempura and garnished with a tomato reduction) Redneck Sushi ! «Redneck Sushľ ya digg?

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Photo caption - Me watching people walk towards the elevator as I calmly and repeatedly press the "close" button CLASSCAL ART MOCS

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Text - i'm gonna do this wack ass crash diet vogue printed in the 70s and die WINE AND EGGS/3 days / loss: 5 lbs (2.5 k.) I egg, hard-boiled I glass white wine (dry, preferably Chablis) Black coffee Breakfast: 2 eggs, hard-boiled is best, but poached if necessary 2 glasses white wine Black coffee Lunch: 5 oz. (150 g.) steak, grilled with black pepper, lemon juice Remainder of white wine (one bottle allowed per day) Black coffee Dinner:

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Text - James Breakwell O @XplodingUnicorn My father-in-law told everyone to be quiet so he could say grace. My 2-year-old howled like a wolf. She worships the old gods. 5:23 PM 26 Dec 16

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Forty-Eight Very Dumb Memes For Very Bored People

If you clicked here then you’re probably bored out of your damn mind, and that’s okay, because we’re all really struggling in the entertainment department right now. We got you covered.

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Forehead - "Restaurant food is low risk for transmitting COVID-19 because the food service industry already has strict health and saféty guidelines in place for sanitation and cleanliness." Anyone who's ever worked in food service:

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Dish - My thoughts at night be like

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Horse - Sexy and I know. Oh wait

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Rock - Michael Barros @BarrosMichael21 My fiancé just asked me to come into the kitchen to see what they made. "It's a couch potato."

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Text - Thoughts of Dog® O @dog_feelings surround yourself. with those who would flip your ear back for you. if it ever went inside out

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Snout - WeRateDogs® @dog_rates This is Dory. He got tired walking up the hill but that's okay because he brought his wagon. Then he ate a dandelion. 14/10 overall a lovely evening #SeniorPupSaturday

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Text - Me every 20 minutes in quarantine. BACK HKITCHEN TO

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Door handle - blanket

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Product - FAROUQ @farouq_yahaya This bottled water scared me to death last night

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Dog - My dog fell asleep under my daughter's pillow and nearly gave me a heart attack

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Yellow - Samantha Turcotte @samsinbox Tonight on Chopped: a corn tortilla crisp with a reduced tomato purée and a creamy cheese ganache

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Cat - All day he stares at the the fish

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Cartoon - Bro...I told a blind customer "come back and see us" by accident...and he said "ok l'll try my best" 80S 90S AND TODAY

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Vehicle - Contact Dealer My car wants me to buy drugs 40

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Sky - I wish for world clean. hasani @hasanibubbani When the world needed him the most, he vanished.

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Facial expression - Me:*drinks water from shower* Mom:Don't drink the water it's dirty Me:if the water is dirty why are we showering in dirty water Mom: Listen Here, ULil Shit

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Face - When someone insults you and it's actually a good one you haven't heard before.

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Text - Yeah sex is cool but have you ever spent an hour looking for a song that you only remember one lyric from and then finally finding it

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Text - darlinghogwarts what if elle woods from legally blonde had been harry's lawyer during his hearing in the order of the phoenix iamnotlikelilyevans Elle vs. Umbridge is a fight l'd pay to see A hornyspacesnakes Good pink vs Bad pink emmysmusings "You can produce a full patronus?" "What, like it's hard?" ao3commentoftheday

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Text - If I had a time machine l'd probably just keep going back to bed.

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Text - When my inner child gets bored at work... is

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Eyebrow - when its your turn to order your meal and u haven't rehearsed it in your head yet PETTY MEMES

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Material property - Day 1 Day 10 Day 20 Day 30 Conclusion: Quarantine makes feet smaller

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Food - PLEASE USE TONGUES TO PcCk PASTRIES. Thx

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Cat - Day 89 of Quarantine:

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Text - Niall @niallmoran_ These bullets collided in Gallipoli in 1916. The chances of this happening were one in a billion. Name something more unlikely to happen... Jlon2K @Jlonwavves Three bullets colliding

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Footwear - outside inside

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Cat - When you Google the lyrics of a song and realize you've been singing nonsense for 6 months.

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Human - When you're mad hungry and your food won't cooperate. mr petty wap

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Cartoon - The Simpsons did it again... JCPenney files for bankruptcy JCPenney's

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Hair - Comments have moved GO TO COMMENTS

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Cartoon - When you're at a store and press a button on something and it starts beeping loudly

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Text - when my therapist says the exact same thing I just said, only slightly different [whispering] Thank you.

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Cartoon - LA Finally. After all these years. UNO UNO DOS UNO TRES 2, I have them all.

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Text - Life goal: to have as much free time on my hands as people who come to a complete stop at yellow lights.

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Text - are wii gonna have a problem

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Text - Nobody Literally Nobody My PS4 charger at night

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Text - STEVE HUFF eSteveHuff Gonna let the Forensic Files narrator soothe me to sleep with murder stories now.

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Photo caption - So you see, not a single person in 2015 got the answer right to "Where do you see yourself in five years from now."

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Vehicle door - The awkward moment when you find out your best friend is a lightweight. HT CoorsLIGHT

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Human - Pictures from the 1970s Pictures from another planet Pictures from any bank surveillance

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White - "Wtf" automatically translates in our brains but "lol" doesn't.

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Text - Whenever people tailgate me when I'm going 40 in a 35l always purposely slow down because it's like | gave you an extra 5 and you didn't appreciate it so now you get nothing

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Organism - Scrolling to youtube comments Realising they moved it

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Product - Me creating imaginary scenarios and arguments before anyone has even said anything to me

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Thirty-Two Delightfully Dumb Memes And Tweets

We hope that you’re having an excellent weekend, but in case not, here are 32 stupid memes to supplement your boredom. They won’t take the place of having friends or anything, but hey, it’s something, right?

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Text - Text - S Therapist: German Bread isn't real, it can't hurt you German Bread: Gluten tag My German teacher has up to date memes it scares me

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Text - Text - Joe Young @JoeYoungComedy just ran in to Tom from MySpace and motherfucker acted like he didn't know me. 8:08 PM 9/14/19 Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Cartoon - Waking up knowing people are actually going to raiding Area 51 TODAY'S THE BIG DAY, SQUIDWARD!

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Text - Text - Nick Simmons @NickkSimmons You know you ate too much pizza when you go back to the counter for more and the guy goes "are you sure?". Its like don't sit here and talk to me like you're Netflix

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Text - Text - KarIThePale @karl_pale Being a millennial is the anxiety you feel when the toaster is taking too long but forever to pop... 8:54 AM 9/20/19 Twitter for iPhone

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Junk food - Me trying to raise my kids to be better than me.... But this Gangster shit is hereditary Ovchael andrew myers Sugar Couted Good Guys riceA

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Muscle - Adam Lance Garcia @AdamLanceGarcia Officer, I'd like to report a murder. Maxwell Jacob Friedman TM @The MJF JOE MANGANIELLO @JoeManganiello Replying to @The MJF I don't play dungeons and dragons. Ido... HUGE ARMS WIN! $4000 IN GYM EQUIPMENT NEVER PAY FOR A MEMBERSHIP AGAIN CLE ESS TRUE MUSCLE GET RIPPED TRUE BLOOD WEREWOLF JOE MANGANIELLO ISA GYM RAT WITH OUR FULL BODY WORKOUT EAT LIKE A CAVE MAN CRAZY POWER JMY IN JUST ONE CILIDICOIC 8:01 AM 18 Sep 19 Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Melissa Caruso @melisscaru1d Thor: *Throws hammer offscreen* Thor: *Holds out hand expectantly for Mjolnir to return* (Time passes) (Thor starts to look worried) A Random Labrador: *Bounds onscreen, tail wagging furiously, with Mjolnir in their mouth* Thor: *Nods* Ah, yes, of course, all dogs are worthy ti 2,808 56 10.4K

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Text - Brown Sugar @Pr3tTiMom0 This really mad disrespectful TUIICIEN I| MICTOSOIL Pro t or experienc Preferred Qualificat ons Master's degree Minimum Salary $15.29 per hour A ication Instr ctions Applicants must combine all applicatio limit is 11MB. Do not include special c 11:26 AM 9/17/19 Twitter for iPhone 4,683 Retweets 11.3K Likes

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Text - Cary Elwes @Cary Elwes There's a shortage of perfect movies in this world. It would be a pity to damage this one. @Variety 13h Variety Sony Pictures Entertainment CEO Tony Vinciquerra says that "very famous people whose names I won't use" want to redo Norman Lear's 'The Princess Bride' bit.ly/ 30qHpQM

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Text - Area 51 guards yesterday Area 51 guards today

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Text - Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett shout out to the woman at 7-eleven who answered her phone and said "this better be good i'm buying a hot dog" 6:15 PM 19 Sep 19 Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Susie Dent @susie_dent I always celebrate the day I can use this word again: 'apricity' is the warmth of the sun on a chilly morning. 3:31 AM 20 Sep 19 Twitter for iPhone 1,626 Retweets 9,347 Likes

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Text - Meanwhile at Betty White's house. Death: *slowly cracks open door* Hello, Betty. Betty White: *cocks shotgun* Hello Death: *slowly closing door* Just saying hi Betty White: *aims shotgun* As always. Source: justshutupwillis 63,270 notes

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Furniture - i told my grandma she looked cute today and she said she wanted to match her favorite chair lol Ashley Judith Gramouflage 40 Like Reply 14h

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Text - nic mcshea @nicholamcsheax Just remembered when I was At a works night out and the dj said "no glasses on the dance floor" and a boy I work with took his specs off his face, walked off the dance floor and placed his glasses on the table then walked back to the dance floor again

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Cartoon - "Hey sorry can we reschedul-" My introverted ass:

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Text - Harley @okkharley when a cop is behind you and you've done nothing illegal but you still feel like a criminal @Facialss 20h caption this 3:50 PM 19 Sep 19 Twitter for iPhone

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Text - netw3rk @netw3rk you either diea cordcutter or live long enough to see streaming become cable 1:49 PM 9/18/19 Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Stef Starkgaryen @STEFISDOPE you can't truly call yourself "peaceful" unless you are capable of great violence if you're not capable of violence, you're not peaceful, you're harmless. important distinction.

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Text - rob @robwhisman i'm rubbing my head after getting a cavity filled. dental assistant says, "aw do you wanna tylenol?" i say please and she leaves to get me one. $15 on the bill. i thought she meant, like, from her purse

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Text - Broke Boi @Alm1ghtyJ BREAKING: Rapper 6ix9ine testifies that Bill Nye The Science Guy aka "Slim Killa" is a confirmed member of the Nine Trey Bloods https:// CR E CREATI ER LLU

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Photo caption - September 17 at 7:30 PM Biggie wasn't letting those Doritos out of his sight under ANY circumstances 1 B

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Text - the wicked witch of the east bro @kpfeffss The worst part of living in a tourist destination is your friends will come visit and be like "I want you to show me this and this" and you're like I'm gonna show you the inside of a CVS cause I have to pick up my birth control and then go back to bed 5:19 PM 11 Sep 19 Twitter for iPhone 52 Retweets 727 Likes

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Photo caption - Choose ur fighter Ewan @Ewan_jmg Why does it look like the guy on the right is wearing someone else's face

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Cat - dad's I sneaked Nork van while he wasn'r looking and waiTed 84 Miles To say any rhing

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Text - Vincent On Screen @VinceSideJokes Conditioner Gordon: tough on crime, soft on your hair.

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Stairs - Tuesday at 6:58 PM Holdup so this Mf tryna be handicap hadicap whoeva n that wheelchair might as well count they fucking cause days ACC Haha Share

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Text - 3-Year-Old Pennywise the Clown Is Adorably Terrifying #IT #ITMovie Darkseid's Disciple @BlckBolex Look I'll punch a child too. These hands rated E for everybody.

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Text - D.Lee.Blackburn @DL_Blackburn .really needed somebody to come get my mama at my wedding dawg, she was outta line. And se dudes ain't my friends no mo'. (+) T

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