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The quarantine is forcing a lot of time with whoever you live with. Yesterday, my girlfriend asked, “Would you like me if I was a boy?” Hypothetical questions ALWAYS go well, right? I said, “Yeah, of course. I like you no matter what,” hoping that would end the conversation. Then she said, “Would you kiss […]

The quarantine is forcing a lot of time with whoever you live with. Yesterday, my girlfriend asked, “Would you like me if I was a boy?” Hypothetical questions ALWAYS go well, right? I said, “Yeah, of course. I like you no matter what,” hoping that would end the conversation. Then she said, “Would you kiss me if I was a boy?” and I silently just stood up and went on a 3 hour walk by myself.

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Raw Deal

Let’s hope people have said, “Can you come help me paint my House?” to Hugh Laurie, and when he got there they covered him in paint. If not, we should do that. (Hugh Laurie was the star of “House” so, yes, this is amazing) HI! FOLLOW @LAMEBOOK ON INSTAGRAM! THANKS!!

Let’s hope people have said, “Can you come help me paint my House?” to Hugh Laurie, and when he got there they covered him in paint. If not, we should do that. (Hugh Laurie was the star of “House” so, yes, this is amazing)

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Ghost Story

In some states in America, they are reopening a few non-essential businesses. What are they opening??? Movie theaters. So, in case you’ve been bored sitting at home watching movies, you can now go down the street and pay $15 to watch a movie. Either way, stay and wait until doctors say it’s okay to go […]

In some states in America, they are reopening a few non-essential businesses. What are they opening??? Movie theaters. So, in case you’ve been bored sitting at home watching movies, you can now go down the street and pay $15 to watch a movie. Either way, stay and wait until doctors say it’s okay to go outside and rewatch all the Harry Potter movies.

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Secret Delivery

It’s important to casually take a mental inventory of what in your house could be used as toilet paper. With all the toilet paper being bought up, it’s just helpful to know how many ‘Chicken Soup For The Soul’ books you have. HI! FOLLOW @LAMEBOOK ON INSTAGRAM! THANK YOU!

It’s important to casually take a mental inventory of what in your house could be used as toilet paper. With all the toilet paper being bought up, it’s just helpful to know how many ‘Chicken Soup For The Soul’ books you have.

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Taste The Pain

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Fruit Fight

Everyone has a favorite brand for every type of drink, right? Soda, energy drink – even bottled water. The only drink without a brand battle is milk. Do people have a favorite brand of milk? I’ve never heard someone say, “Can you get me some milk? BUT only if it’s Spotty Moo Cow brand milk.” […]

Everyone has a favorite brand for every type of drink, right? Soda, energy drink – even bottled water. The only drink without a brand battle is milk. Do people have a favorite brand of milk? I’ve never heard someone say, “Can you get me some milk? BUT only if it’s Spotty Moo Cow brand milk.” Someone get us on Shark Tank immediately.

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The Favourite

PRO TIP: Keep asparagus in your fridge. Any food you eat will look fancy if you put a side of asparagus on the plate. Think your dinner of a Hot Pocket looks sad on that plate? Add some asparagus and boom – it looks like a French pastry. Asparagus is the tuxedo of vegetables. HI! […]

PRO TIP: Keep asparagus in your fridge. Any food you eat will look fancy if you put a side of asparagus on the plate. Think your dinner of a Hot Pocket looks sad on that plate? Add some asparagus and boom – it looks like a French pastry. Asparagus is the tuxedo of vegetables.

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Binder And Chill

When we were in middle school, we all heard the rumor about Marilyn Manson getting a rib removed, right? That dude knew how to prepare for a quarantine. HEY! FOLLOW @LAMEBOOK ON INSTAGRAM, PLEASE! THANKS!

When we were in middle school, we all heard the rumor about Marilyn Manson getting a rib removed, right? That dude knew how to prepare for a quarantine.

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Love And Lost

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Cart-In Movie

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Highlander Josh

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Lost In Space

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Green Without Envy

Everyone makes fun of people who say their kids’ age in months. “Our sweet son is named Thermometer and he’s 28 months old.” Once a girl said her dog was 17 months old. Everyone hates it. Not us, we respect it. Sometimes I forget how old I am in YEARS, let alone months. Most of […]

Everyone makes fun of people who say their kids’ age in months. “Our sweet son is named Thermometer and he’s 28 months old.” Once a girl said her dog was 17 months old. Everyone hates it. Not us, we respect it. Sometimes I forget how old I am in YEARS, let alone months. Most of the time, we can’t remember what day of the week it is, let alone the age of a Corgi in months. In conclusion, don’t name your son Thermometer.

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Lashing Out

THEORY OF THE DAY: Jack-in-the-box toys are meant to train kids to become adults who don’t jump in fear when the toaster pops your bread up. It didn’t work, right? Does everyone jump when the toaster pops your bread up? Someone needs to invent a toaster that silently pops, so we can feel tough while […]

THEORY OF THE DAY: Jack-in-the-box toys are meant to train kids to become adults who don’t jump in fear when the toaster pops your bread up. It didn’t work, right? Does everyone jump when the toaster pops your bread up? Someone needs to invent a toaster that silently pops, so we can feel tough while eating a Toaster Strudel.

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Bird Brain

Do you ever have conversations with yourself that escalate in self-sabotage right after your alarm goes off? Like, “Just snooze for 9 more minutes.” Then, “Just sleep for 30 more mins, you can be late to work.” Then, “Just skip work.” Then, “Just quit your job.” PLEASE DISABLE YOUR ADBLOCKER OR WHITELIST US! THANKS!

Do you ever have conversations with yourself that escalate in self-sabotage right after your alarm goes off?

Like, “Just snooze for 9 more minutes.”

Then, “Just sleep for 30 more mins, you can be late to work.”

Then, “Just skip work.”

Then, “Just quit your job.”

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Wolf Of Sesame Street

Is anyone else just eating whatever they want and telling themselves, “Once the gyms open up, that’s when it changes”? Anyone else? Like, WHAT IF a full box of brown sugar frosted Pop-Tarts is the cure for Coronavirus? It may not be, but Pop-Tarts is a more reasonable cure than bleach. PLEASE DISABLE YOUR ADBLOCKER […]

Is anyone else just eating whatever they want and telling themselves, “Once the gyms open up, that’s when it changes”? Anyone else? Like, WHAT IF a full box of brown sugar frosted Pop-Tarts is the cure for Coronavirus? It may not be, but Pop-Tarts is a more reasonable cure than bleach.

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Open House

Quarantine has changed our expectations when it comes to texting. You’re not busy. Reply faster. If I text you at 8:30 I want a reply at 8:29. PLEASE FOLLOW @LAMEBOOK ON INSTAGRAM! THANKS!

Quarantine has changed our expectations when it comes to texting. You’re not busy. Reply faster. If I text you at 8:30 I want a reply at 8:29. PLEASE FOLLOW @LAMEBOOK ON INSTAGRAM! THANKS!

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Good Boy Buzz

Is this quarantine making anyone else want to jump on a trampoline? Or shave their back hair into a mohawk? Or throw something at the TV every time a commercial says “we’re all in this together?” Or pretend the floor is lava and eat string cheese? Anybody? Cool cool cool. PLEASE FOLLOW @LAMEBOOK ON INSTAGRAM!

Is this quarantine making anyone else want to jump on a trampoline? Or shave their back hair into a mohawk? Or throw something at the TV every time a commercial says “we’re all in this together?” Or pretend the floor is lava and eat string cheese? Anybody? Cool cool cool. PLEASE FOLLOW @LAMEBOOK ON INSTAGRAM!

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Hot Victory

Glad we’re not doing handshakes anymore. We were always like Goldilocks – too hard, or too soft, or just too sweaty. Not a fan of the new “foot bump” greeting though. You know those guys who have a couple drinks and shake your hand way too hard? Imagine that guy drunk guy coming in and […]

Glad we’re not doing handshakes anymore. We were always like Goldilocks – too hard, or too soft, or just too sweaty. Not a fan of the new “foot bump” greeting though. You know those guys who have a couple drinks and shake your hand way too hard? Imagine that guy drunk guy coming in and round-housing you to the ground as a ‘hello.’ PLEASE DISABLE YOUR ADBLOCKER OR WHITELIST US! IT MEANS A LOT!

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Dirty Dozen

Always appreciate gifts someone buys for you on Black Friday. They have to wait in lines and battle other customers to get it for you. It means more when they get you a $1500 TV for only $150 and 3-5 years probation for assault. FOLLOW @LAMEBOOK ON INSTAGRAM FOR MORE!

Always appreciate gifts someone buys for you on Black Friday. They have to wait in lines and battle other customers to get it for you. It means more when they get you a $1500 TV for only $150 and 3-5 years probation for assault. FOLLOW @LAMEBOOK ON INSTAGRAM FOR MORE!

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Pain Of Loss

Are there more bugs in your apartment/house than normal, or is it just that we’re spending more time at home? It’s great nature is recovering some with everyone staying home, but it’s not good that we are naming bugs and treating them like additional roommates. And please follow @lamebook on instagram!

Are there more bugs in your apartment/house than normal, or is it just that we’re spending more time at home? It’s great nature is recovering some with everyone staying home, but it’s not good that we are naming bugs and treating them like additional roommates. And please follow @lamebook on instagram!

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I Saw The Sign

QUARANTINE TIP – Get into pickling things. Pickle onions, carrots, golf balls, t-shirts, etc – anything you can find. Then you can start a new pickled clothing line. You’re welcome. Follow @lamebook on instagram!

QUARANTINE TIP – Get into pickling things. Pickle onions, carrots, golf balls, t-shirts, etc – anything you can find. Then you can start a new pickled clothing line. You’re welcome. Follow @lamebook on instagram!

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Big Little Mistake

Ivy league schools are offering over 400 of their classes for free online. One of them better be the math/statistics/gambling course that teaches us how to win at blackjack so we can all become millionaires. Just shuffling cards is hard, but we can figure it out. FOLLOW @LAMEBOOK ON INSTAGRAM!

Ivy league schools are offering over 400 of their classes for free online. One of them better be the math/statistics/gambling course that teaches us how to win at blackjack so we can all become millionaires. Just shuffling cards is hard, but we can figure it out. FOLLOW @LAMEBOOK ON INSTAGRAM!

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Buried Treasure

Burying toilet paper in your floorboards is a fun treasure hunt until a month from now when you’re ripping up your floorboards things got too real. Let’s hope in 10 years we can post the followup on someone finding this toilet paper like Jack Sparrow finding gold. And PLEASE disable your adblocker on the site […]

Burying toilet paper in your floorboards is a fun treasure hunt until a month from now when you’re ripping up your floorboards things got too real. Let’s hope in 10 years we can post the followup on someone finding this toilet paper like Jack Sparrow finding gold. And PLEASE disable your adblocker on the site (whitelist us please)!

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N For Effort

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Swingers Club

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Ex Why And No Free

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No Scrubs

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Doctor Reynolds

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Direct Miss

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Meat Fighter

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Chapped Hide

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Doctor No

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Sad Putt True

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Bark With A Bite

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Find My Mind

Don’t forget to disinfect your bottle of disinfectant. Then disinfect that disinfectant. Then disinfect that one, and so on, and so on, and you’ll eventually lose your mind…which is still better than doing another puzzle. PLEASE DISABLE YOUR ADBLOCKER! Be our hero.

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The Walking Fed

Anyone else tried an adult coloring book? It’s supposed to be calming, but I’ve never been more stressed out. Have I always been terrible at staying inside the lines? Or did I somehow get worse than I was in elementary school?? In conclusion, some people shouldn’t even put their own drawings on their fridge. AND […]

Anyone else tried an adult coloring book? It’s supposed to be calming, but I’ve never been more stressed out. Have I always been terrible at staying inside the lines? Or did I somehow get worse than I was in elementary school?? In conclusion, some people shouldn’t even put their own drawings on their fridge. AND PLEASE FOLLOW @LAMEBOOK ON INSTAGRAM!

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Mental Pandemic

It’s 4/20, so you know what that means?? It means to stay at home and change nothing about your quarantine! If you want send some good vibes from home, please whitelist Lamebook.com on your adblocker. We’re small and it means a lot!

It’s 4/20, so you know what that means?? It means to stay at home and change nothing about your quarantine! If you want send some good vibes from home, please whitelist Lamebook.com on your adblocker. We’re small and it means a lot!

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The News Is Loose

GYM TIPS – Can’t wait to get back in the gym to steal towels. Lifting weights is old news. The gym is for watching TV. Never wear shorts at the gym. Everyone does that. Make a statement. Wear jeans and a braided belt. Jean shorts (jorts) are acceptable, BUT only if worn by men. Ladies, […]

GYM TIPS – Can’t wait to get back in the gym to steal towels. Lifting weights is old news. The gym is for watching TV. Never wear shorts at the gym. Everyone does that. Make a statement. Wear jeans and a braided belt. Jean shorts (jorts) are acceptable, BUT only if worn by men. Ladies, wear two necklaces to the gym and yell “2 CHAINZ!” when you walk in. You’re welcome. And finally PLEASE FOLLOW @LAMEBOOK ON INSTAGRAM!

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Quarantine Problems

TERRIBLE QUARANTINE TIP OF THE DAY: If quarantined with your significant other, every time you find one of their loose hairs, slowly pick it up, make a disgusted face, say “You shed like a dog!” and put it on their head. As they start to yell at you, say “Whoa, I’m kidding…it looks more like […]

TERRIBLE QUARANTINE TIP OF THE DAY:

If quarantined with your significant other, every time you find one of their loose hairs, slowly pick it up, make a disgusted face, say “You shed like a dog!” and put it on their head. As they start to yell at you, say “Whoa, I’m kidding…it looks more like my ex’s hair.”

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Cover Your Face

Hold on. WTF! The guy above with a woman’s thong on his face as a mask. He’s wearing face-underwear. We have so many questions. Did he just happen to have a woman’s thong in his car? Is this what “make your own mask” means? Is this dude single and thinking women will see a thong […]

Hold on. WTF! The guy above with a woman’s thong on his face as a mask. He’s wearing face-underwear. We have so many questions. Did he just happen to have a woman’s thong in his car? Is this what “make your own mask” means? Is this dude single and thinking women will see a thong on his face and think “Nice, I’m gonna marry that dude”? Did the media tell him face-underwear would keep him safe from Coronavirus? If so, what news channel is he watching???

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Reading Rain-whoa

Did everyone obnoxiously roll/throw a bowling ball down the alley next to theirs as a teenager? It seems like everyone was the same kind of annoying at that point in our lives. FOLLOW @LAMEBOOK ON INSTAGRAM!

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Meeting Of The Rinds

Other possible titles for this post: “Invest In Zest” “A-peeling Quarantine” “Pear Of Fruit Lovers” “One In Melon” “A-peach-iate The Hussle” They keep getting worse from there. PLEASE DISABLE YOUR ADBLOCKER ON THE SITE! Thank you!

Other possible titles for this post:

  • “Invest In Zest”
  • “A-peeling Quarantine”
  • “Pear Of Fruit Lovers”
  • “One In Melon”
  • “A-peach-iate The Hussle”

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Hairy Potters

Has anyone else noticed the people they are quarantined with use WAY TOO MUCH toilet paper? Are they eating it?? We need Captain Planet to team up with that Charmin bear for an after school special. AND PLEASE FOLLOW @LAMEBOOK ON INSTAGRAM!

Has anyone else noticed the people they are quarantined with use WAY TOO MUCH toilet paper? Are they eating it?? We need Captain Planet to team up with that Charmin bear for an after school special. AND PLEASE FOLLOW @LAMEBOOK ON INSTAGRAM!

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Less Is More

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Family Pain

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Missed By Far

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Stalk Market

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Quarantine Diaries

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