What New Hires Did to Get Fired on the First Day

A new job may be confusing and hard, but it’s still pretty hard to do something so dumb that it will get you fired on the spot. Here are some unwise choices new hires made that made their managers pull the plug before they could do any more damage. It’s almost as if it’s a competition to get fired.

A new job may be confusing and hard, but it’s still pretty hard to do something so dumb that it will get you fired on the spot. Here are some unwise choices new hires made that made their managers pull the plug before they could do any more damage. It’s almost as if it’s a competition to get fired.

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Fruits And Veggies People Could Throw The Farthest

Twitter user @BailyCarlin started a thread about what fruits and veggies people think they could throw the farthest. This is no laughing matter. There is a lot at stake here. The very worth of fruits and vegetables as flying projectiles is being contested. I’m thinking an apple would have the best shot. 

Twitter user @BailyCarlin started a thread about what fruits and veggies people think they could throw the farthest. This is no laughing matter. There is a lot at stake here. The very worth of fruits and vegetables as flying projectiles is being contested. I’m thinking an apple would have the best shot. 

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Tinder Moments Of Immature, Cheesy, And Wonderful Proportions

Ah, Tinder. You just never know what lurks behind the next right swipe. Could be the love of your life, or a pickup line-spewing monstrosity that has no limits to how far they’ll go when it comes to immature antics. One thing is guaranteed, and that’s that you really don’t know what you’re in for. Some of these people seemed to strike gold, while others might’ve just struck out. 

Ah, Tinder. You just never know what lurks behind the next right swipe. Could be the love of your life, or a pickup line-spewing monstrosity that has no limits to how far they’ll go when it comes to immature antics. One thing is guaranteed, and that’s that you really don’t know what you’re in for. Some of these people seemed to strike gold, while others might’ve just struck out. 

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Entitled Fools Who are a Waste of Everyone’s Time

Whether it’s cheapness, not valuing other people’s skills or time, or just straight up douche-baggery, the world has its fair share of entitled individuals with unreasonable demands. It really changes your opinion of someone when they not only want valuable stuff for free, but are also threatening jerks about it. These entitled folks need to leave and take their attitudes with them.

Whether it’s cheapness, not valuing other people’s skills or time, or just straight up douche-baggery, the world has its fair share of entitled individuals with unreasonable demands. It really changes your opinion of someone when they not only want valuable stuff for free, but are also threatening jerks about it. These entitled folks need to leave and take their attitudes with them.

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Bad Times To Quote Movies

Maybe quoting a movie to a cop after they pull you over, that includes the line, “you talking to me?” in an aggressive tone, isn’t the move. Maybe some lines are better left in the movies, and certainly not applied in real life situations as they unfold. These tweets from people imagine the worst possible times to quote movies out in the real world. 

Maybe quoting a movie to a cop after they pull you over, that includes the line, “you talking to me?” in an aggressive tone, isn’t the move. Maybe some lines are better left in the movies, and certainly not applied in real life situations as they unfold. These tweets from people imagine the worst possible times to quote movies out in the real world. 

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Parents Describe Their Toddlers’ Unanswerable Questions

Parents are describing the mind boggling questions that their toddlers asked them. Some toddlers are born into the world, and filled to the brim with questions. They might question everything, endlessly. And some of the questions will seem devoid of logic as we know it. Maybe all that questioning of the way things are is its own kind of wisdom. Who knows?

Parents are describing the mind boggling questions that their toddlers asked them. Some toddlers are born into the world, and filled to the brim with questions. They might question everything, endlessly. And some of the questions will seem devoid of logic as we know it. Maybe all that questioning of the way things are is its own kind of wisdom. Who knows?

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Disappointingly Dumb Moments of Pure Facepalm

We wish, for the general state of things, that people were better at thinking. Since that will never change, all we can really do in lieu of that is laugh at the funnier moments of pure facepalm life has to offer. The sheer number of disappointing moments of facepalm is absolutely daunting.

We wish, for the general state of things, that people were better at thinking. Since that will never change, all we can really do in lieu of that is laugh at the funnier moments of pure facepalm life has to offer. The sheer number of disappointing moments of facepalm is absolutely daunting.

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Twitter Users Sum Up Marriage In One Word

People on Twitter are summing up how they view marriage in one word. The resulting tweets display a wide range of interpretations when it comes to how people see “marriage.” Some folks don’t seem too into it, while others would seem to appreciate marriage for representing a powerful friendship that can span years of one’s life. 

People on Twitter are summing up how they view marriage in one word. The resulting tweets display a wide range of interpretations when it comes to how people see “marriage.” Some folks don’t seem too into it, while others would seem to appreciate marriage for representing a powerful friendship that can span years of one’s life. 

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Flashback Fail: Doctor Picks Patriots To Win Super Bowl, They’re Not In It

He certainly has a chance to redo that hot take, and absolutely misses the pass. So, we have a wonderful fumble on live TV that is entertaining to this day. Who knows why he decided to stick with his super bowl pick of the Patriots, when they weren’t in the game to begin with. 

He certainly has a chance to redo that hot take, and absolutely misses the pass. So, we have a wonderful fumble on live TV that is entertaining to this day. Who knows why he decided to stick with his super bowl pick of the Patriots, when they weren’t in the game to begin with. 

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Moments Of Fail That Rolled Into The Auto Repair Shop

Good old auto repair shops are there to pick up the pieces and put them back together, when fails present themselves. The following collection of fails that just rolled into the auto repair shop might serve to remind you that someone else out there could be struggling with an unimaginable kind of automotive issue. 

Good old auto repair shops are there to pick up the pieces and put them back together, when fails present themselves. The following collection of fails that just rolled into the auto repair shop might serve to remind you that someone else out there could be struggling with an unimaginable kind of automotive issue. 

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Wrong Number Looking for Dealer Gets Trolled by “The Goat”

There’s nothing quite like a good trolling, like this daughter who relentlessly trolled her mom to oblivion. In this case a wrong number texter using some cryptic language ended up getting “The Goat.” We’re glad people can still have this much fun with dumb crap like this. The stupider the better.

There’s nothing quite like a good trolling, like this daughter who relentlessly trolled her mom to oblivion. In this case a wrong number texter using some cryptic language ended up getting “The Goat.” We’re glad people can still have this much fun with dumb crap like this. The stupider the better.

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Burger King Unveils French Fry Burger, Gets Roasted

Burger King has decided to test out a french fry sandwich in participating stores throughout New Zealand. Apparently this is a take on the infamous “Chip Butty” dish out of New England. No matter where the inspiration comes from, the reality is that this is a burger/sandwich with fries where a patty would normally go. Hopefully you like Burger King fries. If not, you might enjoy the following roasts regarding the french fry sandwich from Wendy’s, who continues to keep it spicy on Twitter. 

Burger King has decided to test out a french fry sandwich in participating stores throughout New Zealand. Apparently this is a take on the infamous “Chip Butty” dish out of New England. No matter where the inspiration comes from, the reality is that this is a burger/sandwich with fries where a patty would normally go. Hopefully you like Burger King fries. If not, you might enjoy the following roasts regarding the french fry sandwich from Wendy’s, who continues to keep it spicy on Twitter. 

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Daughter Relentlessly Trolls Mom To Oblivion

This one’s an oldie but a goldie. Whether or not this is an actual series of conversations between a mischievous daughter and her exasperated mother, doesn’t matter. The texts are hilarious, and maybe even believable. Using autocorrect to troll a technologically challenged parent would be quite the crafty, and entertaining move. 

This one’s an oldie but a goldie. Whether or not this is an actual series of conversations between a mischievous daughter and her exasperated mother, doesn’t matter. The texts are hilarious, and maybe even believable. Using autocorrect to troll a technologically challenged parent would be quite the crafty, and entertaining move. 

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Entitled Freeloader Offers Cool Vibes For Free Place

This choosing beggar decided to offer up his “cool vibes’ in exchange for a free place to live. That is an interesting way to go about negotiations. The comments section was definitely lit up over the guy’s seemingly profound level of unawareness and entitlement. 

This choosing beggar decided to offer up his “cool vibes’ in exchange for a free place to live. That is an interesting way to go about negotiations. The comments section was definitely lit up over the guy’s seemingly profound level of unawareness and entitlement. 

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Instagram Influencers’ Most Outrageous Photoshoot Requests

Photographers are sharing the weirdest photo shoot requests that they’ve received from Instagram influencers. Never underestimate the lengths that an influencer will go to ensure that their photo is ridiculous, unique, and well suited for viral status. Can’t imagine being the one holding the camera in some of these situations. 

Photographers are sharing the weirdest photo shoot requests that they’ve received from Instagram influencers. Never underestimate the lengths that an influencer will go to ensure that their photo is ridiculous, unique, and well suited for viral status. Can’t imagine being the one holding the camera in some of these situations. 

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Costco Parking Lot Standoff Ends In Petty Revenge

We love a good old-fashioned petty revenge. People can get very passionate about securing their parking lot spaces. It can really turn into a battlefield out there. In this case, the lady that overstepped and almost put the other couple in harm’s way, ended up getting her just deserts. Beautiful touch with the cart in the parking space. 

We love a good old-fashioned petty revenge. People can get very passionate about securing their parking lot spaces. It can really turn into a battlefield out there. In this case, the lady that overstepped and almost put the other couple in harm’s way, ended up getting her just deserts. Beautiful touch with the cart in the parking space. 

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Habits Of People’s Spouses That Drive Them Insane

People are sharing the habits that their spouses have that slowly and steadily drive them insane. For some, reading through this might awaken memories you have of your spouse and how they managed (or still do) to drive you crazy by doing (or not doing) things like leaving lights on at night, or the door unlocked, or a container of cream out after making a cup of coffee. 

People are sharing the habits that their spouses have that slowly and steadily drive them insane. For some, reading through this might awaken memories you have of your spouse and how they managed (or still do) to drive you crazy by doing (or not doing) things like leaving lights on at night, or the door unlocked, or a container of cream out after making a cup of coffee. 

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One-Night Stand Ends In Guy Entering Anaphylactic Shock

The intentions that went into preparing this post-one-night-stand breakfast were the purest of heart. A breakfast, what’s the harm in that? Apparently a whole lot. Yes, especially when almond milk is invited to the bleary-eyed party. This poor guy found himself entering anaphylactic shock after unknowingly drinking down some almond milk. Who knows how this will shake out? Apparently there’s no communication right now, but maybe there’s some romance yet left to salvage. 

The intentions that went into preparing this post-one-night-stand breakfast were the purest of heart. A breakfast, what’s the harm in that? Apparently a whole lot. Yes, especially when almond milk is invited to the bleary-eyed party. This poor guy found himself entering anaphylactic shock after unknowingly drinking down some almond milk. Who knows how this will shake out? Apparently there’s no communication right now, but maybe there’s some romance yet left to salvage. 

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Work Email Fails That Haunt People At Night

Twitter user @mo87mo87 started a thread about work email fails, and people were quick to offer their excruciating experiences. Many of us have lived to regret sending off an email or text without taking the extra minute to make sure it’s without typos. Nothing compares to that moment of profound panic right when you hit “send” and realize what you’ve done. 

Twitter user @mo87mo87 started a thread about work email fails, and people were quick to offer their excruciating experiences. Many of us have lived to regret sending off an email or text without taking the extra minute to make sure it’s without typos. Nothing compares to that moment of profound panic right when you hit “send” and realize what you’ve done. 

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Tinderers That Struck Gold Or Struck Out

Tinderers either pull it off with the shameless and cheesy pickup lines, or get ghosted like it’s a profession. At the very least, the wild world of Tinder makes for a very entertaining selection of people wiping out with poorly chosen words, or actually looking like smooth silver tongues. 

Tinderers either pull it off with the shameless and cheesy pickup lines, or get ghosted like it’s a profession. At the very least, the wild world of Tinder makes for a very entertaining selection of people wiping out with poorly chosen words, or actually looking like smooth silver tongues. 

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