Relationship Memes To Send To Your Special Someone

Love and dating may not be all romance and roses, but it’s definitely nice to have someone special in your life – especially during the crazy times we’re experiencing right now. These relatable relationship memes for the committed cover all the bases: sappiness, the occasional neediness, and wholesome shout outs to people who are unafraid to express their feelings. 

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Font - my gf also my gf ayoung strong independent woman that can take care of herset "where are my morning cuddlesand coffee. Im too weak to get up"

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Text - When you're obsessed with your man CLOSE YOUR EYES BUTI LIKE YoU.

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Face - How you look at her when y'all first meet vs how you look at her after 2 years bc you love her and she makes you happy

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Text - it's a beautiful thing when you get so comfortable with someone and you realize your telling them things you've never said out loud before.

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Organism - Me talking about my man even though no one asked me

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Text - Listening to your significant other talk about their day

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Hair - Coming home to find out your S.O. already has dinner made

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Human - When you tell your man all the tea cause he your best friend too

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Floor - Me about to give you all the love and attention you deserve You, the cutest person ever!!

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Canidae - When bae and you finish eating and settle down to cuddle

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Cartoon - Me annoying my partner as soon as they wake up....

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Text - She fell asleep on me while we faced timed so I drew her till she woke up. She need the sleep and I needed the inspiration Sprint 2:37 PM 1* 90%

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Hair - When you tell everyone the story how you fell in love with your girl, she be looking like

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Cartoon - Me telling my boyfriend about how I got 1 kili that match My boyfriend, with 9 kills, telling me how proud he is made with mematic

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Facial expression - When you sleep over at his house and in the moming he says "Good morming beautiful" and you there all happy

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Facial expression - When your girl picks up your phone but you're not a piece of sh*t so it's cool

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Cartoon - When you sleeping with your man and he tum around hug you in his sleep

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Facial expression - Me when I'm demanding love and affection

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Product - When you been with bae all day and he leaves

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Animated cartoon - My partner pissed as hell Me who doesn't even know what I did wrong made with mematic

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Cat - When you wake up next to bae while they sleep and realize how lucky you are

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Thigh - ME MY WIFE DOING ANYTHING

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Text - Him: what size fry do you want? Me: oh just a small Him: she'll have a large Me:

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Organism - When I stare at my man in awe and he catches me

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Photo caption - me on the way to annoy my man

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Text - what I love about you I everything! I everything but in teal! me

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Cartoon - LOVE ISNT JUST THE GOOD DAYS ITS THE SICK DAYS 刀 THE GRUMPY DAYS AND THE SAD DAYS, TOO @illustrations by Em 20

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Terrestrial animal - When bae gets out the shower looking like a snack

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Cartoon - When I see my boyfriend is depressed Love Care

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Spider-man - My girl working on her garden Me staring at her while my allergies kill me

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Woman Attempts To Sell Stolen Astroturf, Dramatic Comment Hilarity Ensues

Facebook is a wonderfully entertaining cesspool of freaks. From pyramid scheme promoting momsto anti-vaxxers, the whole site is a veritable goldmine of cringe.And we’ve just stumbled upon some Grade A material. After her ex-boyfriend’s mother talked smack about her dead grandmother, one enterprising woman took it upon herself to steal some astro turf from the maternal shit-talker. And then tried to sell it. While some of her Facebook friends were supportive of the criminal act, the mom herself makes an appearance in the comments and things go downhill (or uphill, depending on how you look at it) from there. 

Warning: if you’re sensitive about foul language, do not proceed. These people boast very colorful vocabulary.

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Grass - Holly •.. Sunday at 11:42 · Does anyone need artificial grass? I stole it out my ex boyfriends mums house last night after she chatted shit about my dead nan, selling for £1 but will take any other offer going from 5p HMU Haha You and 4.2k others 10,297 shares Macey Should have took her wheelchair too 920 2 d Like

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Text - Demi Solved it amicably then 2 d Like Ib 117 O Macey Demi fuck that mate she was giving it on the phone to holly last night "wheres ya nan at" haha wheres your fucking grass at Carol you dead leg cunt b 2.3k 2 d Haha Holly Demi no they keep chatting shit l'm going back for the solar panels tonight 3.2k 2 d Haha

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Text - Lisa I suggest you give my sister her grass back before l'm banging on your fucking door. i1.3k 1 d Like Lisa Very classy of you Macey considering you was the biggest regret of my sons life. 1 d Like b 266 Macey Lisa I'm not the regret the fact that he never successfully got to eat my ass is SDO 2.9k 1 d Like Macey So fucking button it 795 1 d Like Lisa If I was your mother I would be so disappointed in you and what you have become. 156 1 d Like Macey Well that's good Lisa cause you ain't

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Text - Lisa dunno how u think you can talk to folk like that we all ken ur son used to cut aboot looking like a orange traffic light on MDMA until he dyed his wee hair shut up 785 1 d Like Lisa My sons never been on MDMA. 431 1 d Like ОМасеу That's a fucking lie his buzz light year jaw used to swing more than fucking Tarzan to chinfinity and fucking Mars with the way that cunt was going 1 d Like .3k לו Holly Lisa been on mdma yet he was ringing my your sons never exs mate in London for it 248 1

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Text - A Macey How are you of all people even gonna chat shit about us? Id rather be a "trouble making gypsy" than sit down and have one of your roast dinners again love cause you deserve a life sentence just for that barely even a roast potato on it yet us gypsies are "the ones with a bad name" go put a potato on your roast you tight fucking cunt b 3.1k 1 d Haha DO 54 1d Like Lisa And did you have to eat the roast Macey? Nope. 115 1 d Like A Macey And did I eat the roast Lisa ? Nope I threw it

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Text - Lisa and you really do think Macey your something don't you? 35 1 d Like Macey I fully blame your sister for global warming shut your fucking dish Lisa 513 1 d Like Macey Oh here we fucking go again Lisa it ain't my problem your captain thunderglasses husband got ripped off once and if were ripping everyone off then what are you doing with them roast dinners ? how could you even call it a roast dinner fuck all was roasted 702 1 d Like Lisa Keep fucking mouthing off Macey and I'll stick yo

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Text - A thought a wis having a shite time with this name imagine waking up to find oot you've got nae fucking grass 2 d Haha I 1.2k Jobbie Harry Heokey 2 d Like Holly Update: his mums now texting me saying if I don't give her back the artificial grass she is taking legal action, not my first court case Carol fucking take me u cunt 4.5k 2 d Haha Macey Holly tell her to race you for it mate 2 d Like 251

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Text - Cheyenne You best be posting a pic of them solar panels tonight I need a follow up to this 496 1d Haha 1 d Like OS 10 Holly Lisa and Macey are still arguing and Lisa has now in fact just been called a bald cunt 1 d Haha .412 לו

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Green - Brandon Would this still technically be called a turf war? 1.3k 1 d Haha

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Man Introduces Girlfriend To PC Gaming, Confusion Ensues

It’s a fascinating experience watching anyone tackle playing a video game for their first time. Confusion, disorientation, and all kinds of hilarious silliness ensue. This guy decided he’d introduce his girlfriend to PC gaming, and he chose to start with “Portal“. It sounds like his explanation of how to play the game, and the way that information was received, created quite the conundrum. 

It’s a fascinating experience watching anyone tackle playing a video game for their first time. Confusion, disorientation, and all kinds of hilarious silliness ensue. This guy decided he’d introduce his girlfriend to PC gaming, and he chose to start with “Portal“. It sounds like his explanation of how to play the game, and the way that information was received, created quite the conundrum. 

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Text - r/tifu JOIN u/The-Cameraman • 23h TIFU by introducing my girlfriend to PC gaming using Portal as her first game. Some background, my girlfriend has never played videogames in her entire life on PC or console. The most exposure she has to gaming is probably to plants vs zombies or angry birds. She started playing using the WASD keys and kept forgetting that she could also use the mouse to turn her character's head in the direction she wanted to go. I had to remind her of this quite often.

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Text - Then there was the whole idea of using portals, I briefly explained the idea to her and she nodded that it all made sense. At first I thought she understood, because she would shoot one portal near herself and another toward the objective she wanted to go to. As the game progressed she would have a lot of those moments where you forget if you shot a blue or orange portal and you replace an important one because you didn't keep track of which color was there. And we've all been there, I di

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Text - But then when she got like five hours into the game, like level 4 or 5, she kept shooting portals back toward the entrance of the level. Not just once or twice, but like 10 times in a row. I would usually stop and help if she spent more than 5 attempts at a problem part and help, but this "problem part" was so different that I wanted to just watch and observe why she was shooting portals in the direction that she came from. Although I was frustrated because it was obviously in the wrong d

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Text - I was incredibly confused. When I asked her to clarify, she said "I usually shoot portals where I feel that the next room is and go through them and eventually I find the room with the elevator with the shiny door." It was at this moment when I asked her to explain to me how the portals worked, she said that "it was basically just putting a hole in the wall so you could go into the other side and see what's in the room next to it." And to make sure I didn't misunderstand, she meant like l

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Text - If anything I think this speaks more about my ability to explain new concepts without anchoring to my previous experiences in gaming. As someone who one day hopes to teach medical students, I definitely learned from my fuck up and will be more aware of things I explain. 2.9k 171 Share Award

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Future’s Getting Meme’d Again In ‘She Belongs To The Streets’ Tweets

Rapper Future is no stranger to the meme game. He’s been the star of many a mocking relationship-centric meme since “Future Sending Exes Texts”came onto the scene around Thanksgiving. Unfortunately, instead of making a mockery of ex-boyfriends, this meme seems to wag a finger at promiscuous women. The tweets feature the text “She belongs to the streets,” which was popularized by Future – and many of the meme creators seem to acknowledge their misogynistic nature by labeling the rapper’s tome as the “Book of Misogyny.” We’re hoping the people who retweet the memes are aware of the slightly problematic message – and hope women know it’s okay to run free. We all know that dudes see no qualms about it.

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Photo caption - HOOL Hoodville WILLE @Hoodville_ If she makes a countdown months before her actual birthday, she belongs to the streets @Hoodville Book of Misogyny 9:03 PM · 5/11/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - HOOL Hoodville ILLE @Hoodville_ When you told yo homie that she belongs to the streets and he didn't listen @Hoodville 12:36 AM · 5/13/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Future Incorporated @Misogyny_God If her name has the letter A, B, C,D, E,F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z , she belongs to the streets 7:26 AM 5/13/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - IG: @nevermisses_ @nevermisses if she's got more than 10 sweaters that don't fit her, she belongs to the streets @nevermisses book of misogyny 3:29 PM · 5/13/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Young Simba O @Mufaa6 "She belongs to the streets" 7:12 PM · 5/14/20 · Twitter for iPhone ROWS LES

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Eyewear - Well DAMN @KingJuanito94 If she posts pics on snap with emojis covering her titties, she belongs to the streets. The Bible of misogyny 11:24 PM 5/14/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Footwear - Evans Namaseb @Prettyboi_evans If she has "ALL STARS" in her closet gents...she belongs to the streets. 3:47 AM · 5/14/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - HOOL Hoodville ILLE @Hoodville_ If her tinder profile says "never on here add me on IG/SC" she belongs to the streets. @Hoodville Book of Misogyny 12:16 PM · 5/16/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - E julian @o0o_juliannn if she shakes her ass at the beach, she belongs to the streets A 4:01 PM 5/17/20 Twitter for iPhone

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Text - HOOL Hoodville @Hoodville_ If she ever had floor seats to a basketball game, she belongs to the streets @Hoodville Book of Misogyny 11:20 PM 5/17/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - HOOL Hoodville LLE @Hoodville_ If she picks up the call and puts the volume down while she's next to you, she belongs to the streets @Hoodville Вok of Misogyny 3:28 PM · 5/17/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Pluto @OTwithDaGODflow If she claps her hand before she dance in the club, she belongs to the streets @Hoodville Вook of Misogyny 2:53 PM · 5/21/20 · Twitter for Android

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Photo caption - if she posts her pictures before sending them to you, she belongs to the streets @Hoodville Book of Misogyny

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Photo caption - If she puts her phones brightness down while she's next to you, she belongs to the streets @Hoodville Book of Misogyny

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Text - A nigga named William TM @ thebestjuan Replying to @ClutchGodx Damn bro. Here's some scriptures to Clutch-Year w @ClutchGodx get you through it. She been cheating on me and lied straight to my face, women aint shit. The Gospel According t Future CHAPTER I From the streets did she emerge; and to the street she will return. 2 And I say unto you, "She is for the streets" 3 So be not weary when she must return from whence she came. only begotten grace and truth. 15 John bare cried, saying. Th

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Text - jessW @oxojesss my mom whenever I'm out after 9 pm: Mexican GBE Leader @vuhsace 6d She belongs to the streets

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Text - If she posts some basic ass food with "wife me", she belongs to the streets @Hoodville Book of Misogyny

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Text - "Opened 8 minutes ago" Me Me She belongs to the streets anyways

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Text - Steal your shorty phone & text her best friend saying "im pregnant" & if she replies "girl by who?" Your girl belongs to the streets @Hoodville

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Job - If her nails make noise when she touches her phone screen, she belongs to the streets Book of Misogyny

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Text - Laylah @Laylah_Fay · Jan 6 My friend proposed to his girlfriend of 4 years and do you know what she said??? DO YOU KNOW?!?! "Oh, I didn't know you liked me like that." SA VAGE 150.9K 27 21.8K 836 Check My Pinned Tweet ASAP @Tadala_ The Gospel According t eri clmu de Future Replying to @Laylah_Fay Aotand LEGO morn 10nid diw sbods bo It is TUod rinel ent Juods 2e esw it TOr 9m st to foid CHAPTER 1 only begotten d grace and truth. 15 John bare cried, saying, Thi spake, He that a "preferred b

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Blindfolded Man Gets Bungee Jump Pranked

The fact that this dude willingly accepted a bungee jump scenario, blindfolded, and put all that trust in his friends, is actually pretty beautiful. His mind must’ve melted in complete confusion when he hit the water. 

The fact that this dude willingly accepted a bungee jump scenario, blindfolded, and put all that trust in his friends, is actually pretty beautiful. His mind must’ve melted in complete confusion when he hit the water. 

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Man Gives Himself Food Poisoning To Win Argument

People will go to extraordinary lengths to win arguments. In this case, we’re looking at a dude who was so committed to proving his point, that he gave himself food poisoning in the process. 

People will go to extraordinary lengths to win arguments. In this case, we’re looking at a dude who was so committed to proving his point, that he gave himself food poisoning in the process. 

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Text - r/tifu + Join u/evil-ex-girlfriend • 30d 2 1 1 1 1 F 1 3 1 1 2 1 TIFU by giving myself mild food poisoning to win a petty argument. Have you ever done a dumb thing out of spite? Buckle up. I have an ongoing zoodle infatuation because zoodles are a low-guilt sauce converyor belt to my mouth. I've stocked up on pasta sauce and I'm taking mealtimes SERIOUSLY. Nothing is wasted, leftovers are used, end of story. So a couple days ago when my boyfriend, let's call him David, found an open bottl

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Text - David: "This has to go in the fridge. It's probably no good now." Me, not openly questioning my partner's judgement, but also knowing that he does not count the forehead as part of the face so I cannot put blind faith in everything he says: "It will be fine. I opened it, like, yesterday. Or, two days ago." David: "It should have been refrigerated. I really don't think you should eat this." Now, I've watched David put sesame oil in the fridge. He thinks soy sauce belongs in the fridge. We

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Text - The vodka sauce goes into the fridge instead of the trash. Cut to yesterday night, where I have already eaten dinner but I am an emotional binge eater and I had to fill the sad with food, you know how it goes. What will make the sad go away? Zoodles with the opened Vodka sauce. It was only until after I had made everything did I notice the perfect, circular fluff of mold growing on the lid of the sauce jar. But it's only on the lid, right? If I tell David about this, while he would never

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Text - It's fine. The food is fine, I think as I eat it. I tell myself that it doesn't taste off in the way that you tell yourself that vegetarian sausage tastes like the real thing. The vodka sauce quietly goes into the garbage. Cut to midnight, where we are watching a movie. Things are feeling off in my stomach, and there's some major gurgling going on. Then there's a shift, and pain explodes through the red carpet of my intestines for a good long while until I have no choice but to explain to

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Text - David does not say "I told you so", but I know he is secretly balancing the checkbook of arguments he's won. He rubs my belly while I cry. I love him. It's now 3AM and I've been farting for what feels like my entire life? Once upon a time, I had a life and a job and could go outside, and nowI have no life and no job and my knees are at ear-level while l'm on the john, seranading my septic system with a cacophony of rich bass and tenor farts. I'm sweating harder than I do when I work out.

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Text - shouldn't have died on. Don't be like me, kids. Tl;dr: I gave myself food poisoning and turned myself into an ass trumpet to win an argument. Lost the argument anyway.

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Husband’s Hilarious Attempts At Making The Bed

Jim is doing the best he can. It would seem he doesn’t know what to do with the pillows. But that’s okay, Jim. We still respect and adore you. 

Jim is doing the best he can. It would seem he doesn’t know what to do with the pillows. But that’s okay, Jim. We still respect and adore you. 

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Memes & Tweets For Every Level Of Dating

Whether you’re single and trying to manage the “dating thing” while in quarantine, or you’ve got a ball and chain, these memes will remind you of the absolute joys of looking for love. It can be a pain in the ass in either situation, but at least you know you’re not alone in the struggle.

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Text - STAR WARS LEGO COMPLETE SAGA LUCASARTS. LEGO Star Wars: the girlfriend Complete Saga - has no emotions - has mood swings X might break up with you X - will never leave you - - will someday die X - a timeless classic - feațures many / exotic planets ;accepts a number of - only on Earth X won't let you cheat X fun cheat codes @gungan_grand_arm

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Text - crush: i like bad boys me: BSKVIE T ILPD T:42 /2:51NG TECHNIQUES Illegal Lego Building Techniques 679K views 4K 4K SHARE it

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Text - (Relationships in 2017) Me: I hate that thing Her:I also hate that thing Me: Lol nice Her: Choke me dubstep4dads

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Green - *Play wrestling with girlfriend* Me: Be careful she's small and fragile Inner me: RKO her

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Text - thedankestmemehustler pros and cons of dating me: pros: • you'll be the cute one cons: holy SHIT where do i begin #mine #txt #shitposts 186.896 notes

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Text - don't ask me "what are we?" After we've been hanging out every day for 3 months and going on dates and meeting the fam. We're friends

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Text - PERKS OF DATING ME: • idk • i sort of like meme's • plentiful amount of self loathing • can barely construct a bowl of cereal • kas crippling depression

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Text - When you invite a girl over to watch star wars, and she starts taking her clothes off I don't think so

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Text - "He's insane. If you date him he'll probably choke you in your sleep or somathing." @tasteslikesarcasi First of all, don't threaten me with a good time.

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Text - the suzerain Following @the_suzerain me: hey you're cute wanna go out her: no me: would you do it for a scooby snack her: me: her: me: would you do it for two scooby snacks her: me: her: rokay 12:26 AM - 19 Feb 2018 71 Retweets 296 Likes O 6 t3 71 296

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Yorkshire terrier - [Speed date] Girl: yeah, I'm into bad boys Dog: *stands up* I think we're done here

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Cartoon - whoops, almost stepped into some shit. Feelings

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White - Will you scratch my back? a little more please MORE MORE SCRITCHES! LORYN BRANTZ BUZZEEEO

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Head - when you both agree on where to eat

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Cartoon - Me after l've gotten food, sex and attention

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Text - haylee @hayleebarness Lmao boys suck they literally will not talk to you for like 18 hrs and then say "come over" like shutup stupid head l'm on my way tho

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Text - I know I just called you dude but I'm trying to flirt with you

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Text - how to sext afterwards maybe we can u kno pip pip the diddly do Read 8:23 PM

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Text - Him: "get on top" Me: Horse Pretends To Be Dead Every Time He's Supposed To Go For A Ride A Harseahalie Clann, Tunny Harse Stff Harse Behaer Vides oS ks ehgedivesno 사람들이 않이 있으면 눈치보고 안 일어나요

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Shoulder - When you've been riding him for 42 seconds but you're used to him busting within 30 seconds @mzlightskin

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Text - Reasons to have a short gf Because short girls are cute Because you will always have the high ground

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Text - There are only 2 things certain in life 1. Death 2. If you go to sleep in a tank top, when you wake up one of your titties will be out.

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Text - *breathing heavily after sex* her: so it was good, huh? him: no i'm just really unfit

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Text - zach kagan dot net @ZAKagan HIM: do you... have any toys? HER: [giggles & brushes hair back] umm yeah *later* HER: so the lore behind BIONICLE is surprisingly deep 12/3/16, 12:14

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Text - prodigy af @ProdigyNelson Her: when you said "magical in bed" this isn't exactly what I was exp- Me: *holds up 8 of hearts* is this your card Her: *softly* holy shit 1/16/16, 9:32 PM

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Text - Date a girl who says things like: •drive safe •text me when you're home safe •choke me harder •| can't wait to see you •l'm proud of you

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Fresh Twitter Gems To Amuse The Masses

What if we told you that you could enjoy fresh amusement from Twitter without seeing all the crazies and wannabe politicians doing their thing? That’s what our Twitter galleries are all about. We put together theshort and sweet gemsso you can avoid the minefield that is social media.There’s something here for everyone, whether you’re looking for memes or simple one-liners. Happy scrolling!

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Rock - bug @crevicedwelling She made friends with an avocado

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Face - Kim Jong Undead @lickitoff Damn when black mirror saying shit is too wild shit is too wild IndieWire O @IndieWire 13h IndieWre #BlackMirror Creator Says the World Is Too Bleak Right Now for Season 6 bit.ly/3frZzKX

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Text - J. @_JJada_ $51,000? A YEAR?! and i'm out here doing this for FREE? honorary marlian @ayoobby1 · 2d damn being a clown don't seem that bad $51,000 a year Average Full-Time Clown Salary

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Text - Don't wake me @MamaBear2_0 Got a salad for lunch to be healthy. 2.5 hours later l'm eating chips and salsa because I was so good at lunch. Balance, right? 2:42 PM · 5/11/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Product - rozhan @stylebyrxg can't wait to walk down the aisle

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Text - sarafcarter @sarafcarter Me: why can't I quiet my mind when it's time to go to sleep? Also me: *spends my whole night watching TV while texting and scrolling through Instagram*

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Text - BOLLOCKS @itsallbollocks Me: i miss my friends My friends: let's video call Me: no

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Text - virgil @fuckpercs bitches be sleeping with 8 pillows and 5 covers, with the fan on ... naked ..

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Text - Steady Flyer @SteadyFlyer What we study in class vs. what's on the exam paper fishball membrane fishballeolus lime fishball coral pasta cabbage strands of hair mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell pickled ginger matcha pepper orange peel

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Text - Ron Iver @ronnui_ This tweet is for dudes who learned guitar specifically to pick up girls ONLY- guys what happened I really thought this would work for us 11:20 AM · 5/11/20 · Twitter for Android

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Infrastructure - Chelsea Peretti @chelseapereti ..thus proving that squats and push- ups can be done anywhere..? 8 WFLA NEWS @WFLA · 1d WATCH: Protesters calling for gyms to reopen in Florida are doing squats and push-ups outside the Clearwater courthouse 8.wfla.com/2L9NDUQ #Florida #COVID19 Show this thread HAPPENING NOW: CLEARWATER GYM PROTEST Wwfla.com NOW NEW WFLA FANS RET ESTILL, ANTHONY MCCOMSEY, ANN NEVENI SANZ, CYNDI DANG, AMY GOMEZ, KAM 1-800 ASK-GARY 10:59 AM · 5/11/20 · Twitter for iP

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Text - the drake gatsby @DrakeGatsby Having a vasectomy is just the real life version of putting your Sims in the pool and deleting the ladder 7:45 PM · 5/11/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Jessie @mommajessiec Tjust gave my 2 weeks notice to 2020. 5:03 PM · 5/11/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix Bars are going to make a fortune when they reopen because everyone's alcohol tolerance is through the roof right now 6:33 AM · 5/11/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - @telushk My moms are both remarried so I have like 4 moms. Not to mention the large number of other lesbians they raised me in community with. What is the name for a group of lesbians? A riverbank? A Lilith's Brood? I know this is already a thing, someone give me the correct answer 2:44 PM · 5/10/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Face - Adrian @adrnmrp me buying stuff online: "you don't need that, you're just bored"

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Product - pixelatedboat aka "mr tweets" @pixelatedboat Getting through this together Me Some website I ordered an HDMI cable from 6 years ago

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Text - cancela lansbury @gossipbabies Companies be like " Now more than ever , we will let you buy our product"

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Text - Alex Dragicevich @alexdrag_ Sorry I didn't respond to your text, I was on my phone

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Text - Jared Freid @jtrain56 Fighting a hangover with alcohol is why I'm not ready to be a parent. 7:12 PM · 5/6/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - sarafcarter @sarafcarter People keep saying that when this is over, we should have no problem deciding where to eat. No. Can you imagine the amount of artificial pressure l'm gonna place on myself to pick the "right" restaurant now?? This is no ordinary Friday night, this is the First Supper

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Text - Cletus Van Damme IG: @goobertron_prime Never date a girl who carries a tiny purse or even worse no purse at all. She doesn't need you or anything else to survive.

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Text - Cletus Van Damme @GoobertronPrime The government can't fade me. Women been telling me I'm non-essential my whole life.

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Text - Cletus Van Damme IG: @goobertron_prime @eriannaloves I can fall in love with a dog immediately. However, it takes me approximately 7 to 10 years, 56 obstacle courses and weekly visits to the therapist to love a person.

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Text - SARA BUCKLEY @nottheworstmom Well-rested me: motherhood is a gift Tired me: fuck these kids

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Text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn Me: You have school tomorrow. 9-year-old: Real school or school with you? Me: School with me is real school. 9: Real teachers know math.

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Man Tries To Control Girlfriend’s Money

Sounds like there could be quite a bit of selfish entitlement at play in this relationship, as it has been described. The guy offered to fund his girlfriend’s living requirements, so that she could work on paying off her debt as soon as possible. However, she decided to take this and basically use those privileges to continue living in whatever way suited her fancy. 

And most importantly, not in the way that she agreed upon with her partner. Money is a tricky thing, and it looks like there’s one person who is potentially leeching off the other person, through being strategically deceptive. Maybe this relationship isn’t meant to be. Who knows? 

Sounds like there could be quite a bit of selfish entitlement at play in this relationship, as it has been described. The guy offered to fund his girlfriend’s living requirements, so that she could work on paying off her debt as soon as possible. However, she decided to take this and basically use those privileges to continue living in whatever way suited her fancy. 

And most importantly, not in the way that she agreed upon with her partner. Money is a tricky thing, and it looks like there’s one person who is potentially leeching off the other person, through being strategically deceptive. Maybe this relationship isn’t meant to be. Who knows? 

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Text - r/AmltheAsshole + JOIN u/SuccessfulQuail1 • 11h AITA for "trying to control" my gf's money? I, 29, hate debt. It's nothing but a weight around your ankles to keep you from moving ahead with your life. I was lucky enough to get scholarships for most of college, and paid off the loans I did have to get ASAP. I did go ahead and buy a new car for the increased safety features, but only have a few thousand left on that loan, because again, aggressive paying it off. I just bought a house becaus

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Text - My gf, 29, on the other hand, has a ton of debt, and doesn't really care. She has student loans, her car, and her credit card, and is making the bare minimum payments so she has extra money to play with each month. Because I do love her, and could theoretically see myself spending my life with her, I made her a deal - she could live in my house, rent, grocery, and utility free, until her debts were all paid off. With her salary, it would take her about 1.5 years to pay it all off if put t

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Text - dressed, since it's been a few months and she should have been able to pay off at least the smallest loan in full, and it turns out she just stopped paying everything! Let everything go into default, since "You'll just pay it when we're married." I then made it very clear that we werent getting married anytime soon, not until her debt was gone, and she knows my stance on keeping long term debt. This upset her, she started yelling at me, and I made it very clear she had three options - fol

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Text - The last few hours, however, her entire family's called, our mutual friends have called, everyone's called to put in their two cents on how I was being too controlling with her money. I see it as her being a freeloader, especially since she knows my anxieties around being in large amounts of debt (parents lost everything in '08, we were homeless for a year, I refuse to do that again). AITA here? Edit: Thanks for the silver, whoever you are! And damn, this blew up. I posted right before I

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Text - Grizzledumps • 10h Better deal with this shit now. I am getting a DIVORCE for similar reasons. Luckily she is taking all her debt with her bit that might not be the case for you when this inevitably blows up in your face. NTA

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Text - lemonhead2345 • 11h • Asshole Enthusiast [9] I was fully prepared to say you were TA based on the title, but NTA. You gave her an option, and she accepted the deal. If she can't handle that arrangement then she should have turned it down. You are not the asshole for upholding the stipulations of arrangement. Cannot believe she just let them go into default. She is definitely TA.

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Text - vomitousleech • 11h • Asshole Enthusiast [7] NTA and Yike. I'd reconsider that whole marriage thing.

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Text - FocusAndrew • 9h From someone who just got divorced from a woman who used me as a meal ticket and free ride... quit while you are ahead. My ex used to run up debt, over time, she be came more secretive, she had store cards, credit cards, you name it. It used to cause her massive anxiety and arguments between us and when challenged she accused me of being controlling. I could never understand why no matter how much I earn there never seemed enough to fund the household. Turns out she was c

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Text - bigboobieschileummm • 11h NTA. this is crazy, i forgot gold digging was real. major red flag.

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Text - Hufflestitchnplay • 10h • Asshole Enthusiast [6] That isn't controlling. That is maturely coming up with a decent plan, pay off debts, be financially secure. She had a sweet deal. I got down to the "pay it for me" but and in my head I screamed RUUUUUNNNN. You gave her options, she could have said "no thanks" and been honest. She wasn't. I hate debt too. My husband and I have 0 credit cards, only loans for house, car and motorbike (motorbike is now paid off, car should be soon too). We alw

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Text - raghanmae • 11h NTA. You're offering her a hell of a deal and not just in the structure of the agreement, but in the financial responsibility you have in your head to offer yourself and her. You're securing a strong future by being aggressive and responsible with money and paying back debts, and she's just along for the ride. Even if you were being controlling with "her money," she's still super wrong for how she approached the situation by assuming you'll just pay everything off for her

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Text - invomitous-rex • 11h • Partassipant [1] NTA! Damn when I read the title I was all geared up to slap the asshole label right on ya but no way are you in the wrong here. Please don't even think about marrying this woman...

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Text - CannibalsGetMoreHead • 11h NTA. She agreed to a plan to get out of debt and chucked it out the window with the expectation you'll pay it all off after a wedding that isn't happening any time soon. Many people would be thanking their lucky stars to be able to pay off debt under the circumstances you've stated. And she took advantage of it. Id reassess moving forward with the relationship, not just because you two have such different ideas on finances. But also because she seems to think th

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Text - impetuousmoon • 11h NTA. It seems as if you both have a very different approach to money management, which would only cause issues again and again in the future. I'm sorry that you love her and it's not working out.

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Text - GrizzlyMommaMT • 11h • Asshole Aficionado [11] NTA. You had an agreement she broke it. End of story.

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Text - travellingdink • 11h • Asshole Enthusiast [8] NTA. As if she thinks that you'll pay for her current expenses AND her past debt. So she can just live it up while you take care of all the financial responsibilities? She lucky you even gave her a choice. I would have kicked her out and ended it right there. This is your future. You both obviously have very different expectations around who will be responsible for what. Values around money are usually deeply ingrained and she's planning a lif

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Text - goallIIIllourg • 11h • Partassipant [1] NTA you had an agreement you didn't force her into it and she went behind your back and broke it if she didn't want to pay off the debt and continued to live how she was she should have said from the beginning. It seems like she just heard free place to live and didn't give the rest much thought.

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Text - nctm96 • 9h Are you freaking kidding me. As someone with a boatload of student debt, this is the dream deal. Not only would I accept this deal with the most amount of gratitude possible, I would be doing all the cooking and cleaning and everything else for the duration of time l'm living in YOUR house BILL FREE as a THANK YOU because you DESERVE IT. omg I'm so mad rn. Please please please kick her out and don't look back. She's shown herself to be selfish, reckless, and irresponsible, and

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Text - hacarroll • 11h • Partassipant [2] NTA - you didnt force her to make the agreement and your not there to fund her lifestyle or pay her debt. She lied to you and took your support under false pretences. The whole thing is a red flag. Get out now before its to late.

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Text - thelastgarlicbread • 11h NTA She agreed to the deal and then lied about it so she could be a freeloader and then just ASSUMED you'd be ok with it and also pay her debts afterward. Yea hell no. Honestly you gave her pretty good deal and she fucked up. It's pretty convenient that she thinks you controlling right after you stop funding her. Yea NTA.

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Text - Ollie_V9977 • 10h NTA thats an amazing deal you offered her to fast track her way to a debt free life, I would be over the moon to have a way to do that. I dont know why in the world she thinks you would pay off her debt, absolutely ridiculous.

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Text - howaboutnope • 10h NTA I'd be so thrilled to have a partner willing to help me figure out my finances, let alone let me live with them for free while I paid off my debt! All my money would have been thrown at that debt to get it down asap. I have a mortgage, a personal loan, and 2 credit cards by myself. I'm trying so hard to pay them all down. It's too easy to get into more debt rather than pay off the debt I've already got. But I refuse. I'm currently ahead on all payments, and making s

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Text - Pretenditsaseed • 9h NTA, I do not understand the entitlement she must feel to think she doesn't have to pay her own debt because you will just pay it. You are not telling her what she can and can't buy or spend. You are literally trying to help her in a very generous way. You should really consider suggesting that before living together, much less marrying her, that you should both see a financial advisor maybe also a therapist. My ex husband was bad with money, all 10 years we were toge

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Text - dont-stare-case • 9h NTA. 50% of marriages end in divorce and being misaligned on $$ values is a top cause of splits. Consider yourself lucky that the CLEAR before you went and had a kid, consigned a mortgage, etc. together. were CRYSTAL You're young, life is long and full of possibilities. Good ones for those who keep their eyes open.

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Text - fauxpasguy1234 • 6h NTA You're not the asshole at all but you are naive to think a marriage between you 2 would stand a snowball in hell's chance of succeeding. You have fundamentally different outlooks on finances. You choose to be an adult while she apparently takes her inspiration from a small entitled child. She's almost 30 dude... Do the smart thing and cut your losses now because doubt she is going to change anytime soon.

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Text - ceridwen04 •6h NTA. "You'll just pay it when we're married." Why are you still together? She knows how you feel about it, she agreed on your terms, and then she just does this. How can you trust her to have consideration for you, to be truthful to you? You are trying to control your gf money? She decided to stop paying because you will. Who's the controlling one? You were being honest and upfront with it and helpful. She just expected it

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Text - justlookingrn • 9h NTA. Please run faaaaar away. You deserve better.

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Text - sailor_bat_90 • 5h NTA She sees you as an ATM. Run. Or block at this point. Damn what a deal you gave her. I wish I could get a deal like that, just work a lot for a year or 2 straight and all my debts would have been paid off with some extra money left over.

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Text - Talkative0782•4h NTA...I first want to say that I am sorry because you seem like you really love her. You gave her the opportunity to change her bad habits but unfortunately she decided that shopping and pissing her money away is more important to her than your relationship. As someone who loves shopping and is married to someone who is frugal this will never change unless she drastically changes her habits. Money is the biggest thing people fight over. If she can't get her shit together

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Text - meatball77 • 4h • Partassipant [1] NTA She lied to you about something you find important with the intent of taking advantage of you. It's not any different than if she's cheated on you.

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Text - LittleCurie • 4h NTA at all. Your offer is so damn generous. You had totally understandable and realistic expectations of her. She decided to be a leech instead. Speaking in simple biology terms: parasites never do you any good. She's draining you and doesn't even feel ashamed. That's disgusting behaviour, get rid of her now, before you invest more info someone who sees you as her personal bank and financial safety net.

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Text - BlackRose2297 • 3h NTA, I see it more as you trying to help her with her finances, heck u even told her to live with you rent and utilities free. Her and her whole family sounds entitled. Also seems like she sees you more like someone who will pay her debts rather than a partner.

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Text - Miles_Playz_on_YT • 9h NTA You aren't a bank, she showed her true colors and when you confronted her about not only basic common sense, but part of the deal you agreed on and she said "You'll pay it when we're married" bruh RUN change your number lock your door. Also kudos to you being basically debt free

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Text - _always_sunny_ • 9h • Partassipant [1] 100% NTA. Most people are never given any support to get out of debt, let alone completely rent free without any expenses for groceries and bills. As someone who works full time while doing a postgraduate, the sheer entitlement and selfishness of the OP's girlfriend hits hard. The majority of my wage goes to rent and university fees. If I even had a month rent free to put a bit more aside into my student payments, I think I would cry. Your girlfriend

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Cheating Wife Gets Wiped Out In The Divorce

Talk about a quick and clever revenge. The husband put on a show like he had a big gambling addiction, to cover erasing everything they own, and ends up hiding the money in gold coins. He definitely planned the revenge well. Job well done. 

Talk about a quick and clever revenge. The husband put on a show like he had a big gambling addiction, to cover erasing everything they own, and ends up hiding the money in gold coins. He definitely planned the revenge well. Job well done. 

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Text - r/NuclearRevenge u/ThrowAway665544654 • 317d JOIN Cheating Wife Gets Wiped Out In Divorce Mod's Favorite Found my best friend's wife's secret social media account. She was sleeping with one of our other friends. I told my friend about it. He just kinda shut down. A few weeks later he told me never to tell anyone I knew she was cheating or that I knew about the account. I would casually ask him how the two of them were every now and then. Always "great". Every time I saw them together they

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Text - Nine months later he "confessed" he had lost everything they had to a gambling addiction. A year before they both had cars that were paid off. He had sold them and leased new cars. The money he made selling them he "lost to gambling". Their savings and 401Ks were essential gone. All "lost on gambling". The condo they lived in was rented. They had essentially no assets.

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Text - She immediately filed for divorce. They had no kids, similar incomes. Divorce was finalized without him owing alimony. Her cheating was never brought up. She got all the furniture and pots and pans. He kept his secret hoard of gold coins. don't know for sure but l'm guessing it's at least $200k worth. Edit: tl;dr Wife cheats. He fakes a gambling addiction to cover up wiping out everything they own and hides the money in gold coins.

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White - imohammad0 • 317d Well he planned it well

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Text - PonderingPuma • 317d Plot twist: he actually has a gambling problem.

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Quora Saga: Guy Falls In Love With Girlfriend’s Mother

Dude is definitely an alien. I don’t even care if this was pulled out of thin air, and is a work of pure fiction. The resulting rollercoaster is full of strange, curiosity, and humor. Just picturing a dude out in the world that is this level of clueless, and all the while desperately trying to figure out people’s reactions to his behavior, is enough to get the laughs rolling. Seriously, well done. Quora is definitely a strange place. Get more of the weirdness from Quora over here with all these ridiculous questions Quora users asked.

Dude is definitely an alien. I don’t even care if this was pulled out of thin air, and is a work of pure fiction. The resulting rollercoaster is full of strange, curiosity, and humor. Just picturing a dude out in the world that is this level of clueless, and all the while desperately trying to figure out people’s reactions to his behavior, is enough to get the laughs rolling. Seriously, well done. Quora is definitely a strange place. Get more of the weirdness from Quora over here with all these ridiculous questions Quora users asked.

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Text - Text - When I was watching TV, my girlfriend's mom laid on the sofa I was sitting and put her head on my lap. Did she cross the line? 3 Answers Asked Oct 31 Last followed Oct 31 2 Answer Follow 5

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Text - Text - My girlfriend's mom walks around their home in lingerie. What do I do? 4 Answers Asked Oct 31 Last followed Nov 7 2 Answer Follow 6

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Text - Text - My girlfriend's mom kissed me on the lips. Is this normal in the US? 1 Answer Asked Oct 31 Last followed Oct 31 2 Answer Follow 7 000

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Text - Text - I'm in love with my girlfriend's mum. How can I tell if her mum and I are soulmates? 2 Answers · Asked Nov 1· Last followed Nov 2 2 Answer ) Follow · 6 000

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Text - Text - I can't stop thinking about my girlfriend's mum. Is this what love feels like? No answer yet · Asked Nov 1· Last followed Nov 1 2 Answer ) Follow · 2 000

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Text - Text - I left my girlfriend for her mom. Am I a bad person or just a victim of love? 2 Answers · Asked Oct 31 · Last followed Nov 2 2 Answer Follow 2 000

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Text - Text - I left my pregnant ex to be with her mum, but l'd like my ex to come over for Thanksgiving. How can I get her to accept our invitation? 6 Answers · Asked Nov 3 · Last followed Nov 3 2 Answer ) Follow · 1 000

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Text - Text - Thad sex with my girlfriend's mum, but I don't feel guilty about it. Is that normal? No answer yet · Asked Nov 2 · Last followed Nov 2 2 Answer Follow 1 000

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Text - If I marry my ex's mum, should we invite her to the wedding? 3 Answers Asked Nov 1· Last followed Nov 1 2 Answer ) Follow · 1 000

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Text - Text - Why is it that I love older women? Am I weird or something? 1 Answer · Asked Nov 3 · Last followed Nov 7 2 Answer ) Follow · 5 000

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Text - Text - Is it natural for a younger man to be with an older woman? No answer yet · Asked Nov 3 · Last followed Nov 7 2 Answer Follow · 2 000

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Text - Text - My soon be ex caught her mum and I having sex. Why is my ex upset. When she cheated on me with my best friend? No answer yet · Asked Nov 3 · Last followed Nov 3 2 Answer ) Follow · 1 000

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Text - Text - How can I stop obsessing about my ex-girlfriend's mum? I miss her when she's not with me. 1 Answer · Asked Nov 3 · Last followed Nov 3 2 Answer a Follow · 1 000

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Text - Text - Why do some women look better as they age? I'm in love with older women, but I don't understand why. No answer yet · Asked Nov 3 · Last followed Nov 3 2 Answer a Follow 1 000

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Text - What's a good gift to get a woman in her early fifties? 1 Answer · Asked Nov 3 · Last followed Nov 3 2 Answer a Follow · 1 000

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Text - Thave Rahu and Mars in my seventh house. Is this why I left my ex to be with her mother? 1 Answer · Asked Nov 5 · Last followed Nov 5 2 Answer ) Follow · 3 000

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Text - Text - My now fiancé is my pregnant ex's mum. Is it wrong that her mum and me flirt and show our love for each other when my ex is around? It's not in a malicious way. We just simply love each other. 2 Answers Asked Nov 5 · Last followed Nov 11 2 Answer ) Follow · 4 000

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Text - I'm in love with an older woman. How can I tell if it is real love or a fetish? 1 Answer · Asked Nov 3 · Last followed Nov 3 2 Answer a Follow 2

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Text - Text - I'm engaged to my ex's mum. We're trying to get pregnant but she's 50. Does anyone have any remedies to conceive for my fiancé? No answer yet · Asked Wed · Last followed Thu 2 Answer ) Follow · 2 000

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Text - Text - Some of my coworkers think I'm arrogant. But I don't ever boast or talk about my personal life. I simply just want to do my job well. Why will they think this? 3 Answers · Asked Nov 10 · Last followed Nov 10 2 Answer ) Follow 3 000

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Text - Text - I can't imagine a life without my fiancé. Is this healthy love? 1 Answer Asked Nov 5 · Last followed Nov 5 2 Answer ) Follow 2

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Text - How can I get my 50-year-old fiancé to lactate without a pregnancy? No answer yet · Asked Wed · Last followed Wed 2 Answer ) Follow 1 000

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Text - Text - Why do some Americans get offended when a mother nurses her baby in public? 3 Answers · Asked Wed · Last followed Wed Z Answer Follow 2 000

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Text - Text - Why is it so hard for me to connect with people? I always feel out of place when I'm around others. Am la fallen angel or just an alien? 1 Answer · Asked 33m ago · Last followed 31m ago 2 Answer ) Follow 2

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Man Runs Sad Math On Chances Of Finding Soulmate

Man, when anyone posts a wholesome meme they put themselves in the situation where other, potentially more mean spirited folks online will do as they do to make everyone else feel just a bit worse about themselves. Thus could be the case for this situation where a dude runs the sad numbers on the chances of anyone finding a soulmate. He says he has a better chance at winning the Mega Millions. Ouch. 

Man, when anyone posts a wholesome meme they put themselves in the situation where other, potentially more mean spirited folks online will do as they do to make everyone else feel just a bit worse about themselves. Thus could be the case for this situation where a dude runs the sad numbers on the chances of anyone finding a soulmate. He says he has a better chance at winning the Mega Millions. Ouch. 

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Man Just Can’t Be With Someone Who He Projects So Many Of His Own Flaws Onto

WESTCHESTER, MA—Admitting he simply couldn’t shake many of the concerns he had about his current girlfriend, local man Stephen Lashley told reporters Wednesday that he couldn’t be with someone who he projects so many of his flaws onto. “Obviously, Sarah is nice, but when you get down to it, I really can’t see myself…

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WESTCHESTER, MA—Admitting he simply couldn’t shake many of the concerns he had about his current girlfriend, local man Stephen Lashley told reporters Wednesday that he couldn’t be with someone who he projects so many of his flaws onto. “Obviously, Sarah is nice, but when you get down to it, I really can’t see myself…

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Girl’s Twitter Thread Drips With Awkwardness

Man, you can just feel the energy of the awk being channeled in this quick Twitter thread. Real or not, just picturing this girl trying to live tweet, and then live tweeting herself into an awkward situation, is gold in and of itself. 

Man, you can just feel the energy of the awk being channeled in this quick Twitter thread. Real or not, just picturing this girl trying to live tweet, and then live tweeting herself into an awkward situation, is gold in and of itself. 

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Text - lanzo @babyhaim I'm definitely standing in line behind a guy and a girl on their first date. He's totally about to make a move and I'm feelin real awk

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Text - lanzo @babyhaim Do I start singing kiss the girl quietly behind them?

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Guy’s Tinder Game Is A Modern Marvel

This Tinder gem involves a dude writing a sonnet about a first love, for his new match. These heights might very well never be reached again. The fact that the dude composed a sonnet, and infused it with that raunchy hidden message is nothing short of a modern marvel. 

This Tinder gem involves a dude writing a sonnet about a first love, for his new match. These heights might very well never be reached again. The fact that the dude composed a sonnet, and infused it with that raunchy hidden message is nothing short of a modern marvel. 

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Text - Emilia 12:27 AM A sonnet about a first love 1:18 AM What a nice, nonironic ask. Subject matter's adorable, so here: She places hand to chest with heart a-blaze, Each halting thump a dance of heat and joy. No other one could brighten up her days, Delightful nights' embrace with caring boy. No earthly sight as great as she to him, Undressing nude in morning bedside light.

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Text - Declaring unbound feeling on a whim, Engagement? marriage? Wedding dresses white? Soon bride and groom, they loved with all their heart, Expecting everything to stay the same. Mirages ripple, warp, and tear apart; Idealized people's pictures do the same. Love lost is better than a love not shared, In some pursuits, the rich are those who dared. Liked by Emilia Aaaand there go. A sonnet thingy Oh my god Made my whole night, that was beautiful

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Text - Just wait until you read the first letter of each line LMAO Okay night officially made That was great l'm still laughing Then you don't even wanna know about what happens if you read the first letter of each word in my first response

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Product - Oh my god Do you do this to every girl? Lmfao000 because that's actually a talent If only it ended there, Emilia Read the first letter of the second word of every line In what message?

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Text - In the poem, the first letter of the second word in each line Honestly, you deserve it after all that Is that the end of the hidden messages so i can give it to you haha What if I told you to read the first letter of each of your own messages Lmao nah you've reached the end

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Dude Falls For ‘FWB’ In Quarantine & Wholesomely Asks The Internet For Advice

While we’re happy for all anyone who has had a “successful” friends with benefits situation, but in our experience someone almost always gets hurt. The current climate is an especially weird time for “no-strings attached” lovers. While some people are going months without seeing their sexual partners, others have instead decided to shack up for quarantine.This r/relationships post deals with the latter. After a couple years  of being sexually involved, and finally after quarantining with her, this guy has started to catch feelings. The confused dude took to Reddit to express his conflicted feelings, and after the post was shared on Twitter, many users decided to share their two cents. While we think it is rotten to string someone along, it’s important to remember these people are in their early twenties. It’s normal for a 21 year old to be somewhat immature in love. We’re just glad he seems to be wising up emotionally.

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Text - relationships.txt @redditships Being quarantined with my (21m) FWB (20f) has changed things between us immensely. I think I realized that I love her, but I almost feel that telling her after so long would be unfair. Being quarantined with my (21m) FWB (20) has changed things between us immensely. I think I realized that I love her, but I almost feel that telling her after so long would be unfair. who she is. She is the goofiest girl you'd ever know. Being quarantined with her has made me

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Text - Being quarantined with my (21m) FWB (20f) has changed things between us immensely. I think I realized that I love her, but I almost feel that telling her after so long would be unfair. Relationships • tyel234 · 12 minutes ago • relationships · 100% upvoted Last post got deleted due to my potty mouth so I edited a bit and was told to repost l've been sleeping with her for the last 3ish years. We've been really really good friends, and I don't just mean like that. She knows everything about

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Text - For the first week she just wanted to sleep on the couch. She told me she didn't wanna make me uncomfortable or get in the way so she just slept on the sofa. But her back started hurting so l just let her sleep with me, I didn't mind. I prefer sleeping with her, she makes me comfortable. And ever since then she's been sleeping in my bed with me. We cuddle before we sleep now. We started having slower, more passionate sex which is FAR from our usual. I dunno, it didn't feel right to get ro

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Text - Matt Nedostup O @nedostup Replying to @redditships Has this fuckboy finally become a fuckman? 9:28 AM · 5/5/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Sir Bayou William III @TheDuckMane Replying to @redditships OK blah blah love love blah blah ya thats great She eats jello FIVE TIMES a day?! 9:25 AM · 5/5/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Barīq @Bariiiq Replying to @redditships This is not cute, sorry. He spent two years knowing she was in love with him and still using her for physical intimacy Refusing to commit to her while being 'jealous' when she tries to move on. 2 years is a long time to make someone feel worthless and this doesn't redeem it. 9:28 AM 5/5/20· Twitter Web App

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Text - nothing will stop the return of the 5th @SimonJadis Replying to @redditships this is shockingly cute and sincere and he should just tell her, which is not what I expected I was FULLY prepared to read this as What is It with men and their emotions? 9:24 AM · 5/5/20 Twitter Web App

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Text - ewen @ reading Her Majesty's Swarm @e_b0t Replying to @redditships YES MORE QUARANTINE LOVE THANKS ADMINS 9:22 AM · 5/5/20 · Twitter for Android

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Cat - Momo @arannea Replying to @redditships finally, a wholesome quarantine story 9:32 AM - 5/5/20 · Twitter Web App

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Cat - ¤ Pennie a @Lenniesaurus Replying to @redditships The way he talks about her FO 9:23 AM · 5/5/20 · Twitter for Android YEBIS

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Text - Stephanie O @stephdenk Replying to @redditships FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, ASK THIS WOMAN TO BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND MAYBE EVEN YOUR WIFE. THIS IS SO PURE! SERIE 19 GIF 9:25 AM · 5/5/20· Twitter for iPhone

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Text - @M_shrug Replying to @redditships Man, what you don't know about women could fill a book. You ARE in a relationship, you doughnut. She is not moving out, I hope you realise that. 9:29 AM · 5/5/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Lish | west indian grandma | L*IEN @queenlishers Replying to @redditships Tell her. TELL HER. 9:28 AM - 5/5/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Kimberly Anne @QuirKAnneSnark Replying to @redditships I seem to be in the minority here but if you string somebody along and hurt them repeatedly for that long, you don't deserve them. L(9)/" It shouldn't have taken being trapped together in a pandemic for you to finally come around. Too little too late, bud. 9:32 AM · 5/5/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - BD @briskide Replying to @redditships Every once in awhile the cosmos needs to balance out Quarantine break-up stories. I'm here for it. 9:28 AM · 5/5/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Bimmy Lee- Double Dragon @... · 2h Replying to @redditships v wow, am I the only one that doesn't think this whole situation is cute? 103 Biddeo Hoejima @Luvina_things 2h It's not cute at all lol. The reason he doesn't want to have "rough" sex with her now is because he probably only did it before because he kind of didn't respect her? Also wtf is friends with benefits but demanding exclusivity? O 103

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Text - Angel says wash your hands @... · 2h v Replying to @redditships "I fell in love with my FWB and I feel like l'd be a jerk if I told her." TELL HER THE TRUTH. And then apologize like you never have and pray she gives you a chance!! 271 206 Christian Janeway @Xian... · 1h v A^^This. There's some genuine apologizing that needs to happen here, & some maturity & growth. 20

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Text - Katie @kathrynbuettner 2h Replying to @redditships Okay but like they clearly have been in a relationship for years that he wanted to just call a FWB and the whole time she was wildly into him. Which makes me wonder why she continued to let him walk all over her. Yes, he should tell her his feelings but this isn't that wholesome Q3 27 59 Sarah Anne @Sara... · 2h Yeah, I feel really meh about this. I don't think you're FWB if you stop seeing other people because you get jealous. Like, that

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Text - badly drawn bee u @soapachu Replying to @redditships I want him to tell her, but first he has to acknowledge and apologise for all the time he led her on and allowed her to be hurt. 9:48 AM - 5/5/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Stairway Stays Home @Stairway Replying to @redditships Make her a ham and put on some smush songs AND TELL HER ALL THE WONDERFUL THINGS THAT YOU TOLD US 9:24 AM - 5/5/20 · Twitter for Android 15 Likes The Key is to Stay 6 Feet Away 2h Replying to @Stairway and @redditships No he should make jello in the shape of a heart 82

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Wild Stuff Divorced People Did to Spite Their Ex

When a relationship sours between the two wrong people, almost nothing can stop the tide of vengeful petty BS that they’re capable of putting each other through. Even when it’s not over a divorce, people can get amazingly petty for the sake of revenge. It’s not surprise that lawyers get some interesting stories out of disputes between people.

When a relationship sours between the two wrong people, almost nothing can stop the tide of vengeful petty BS that they’re capable of putting each other through. Even when it’s not over a divorce, people can get amazingly petty for the sake of revenge. It’s not surprise that lawyers get some interesting stories out of disputes between people.

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Text - Maxwyfe 38.8k points · 2 days ago O I work for a divorce attorney now but the craziest thing came to my attention when I worked for the prosecuting attorney. This couple was breaking up and Mister left the house. Missus went to work the next morning as usual. When she returned home in the evening she found Mister had been to the house and removed his clothing and belongings as she expected. What she didn't expect was that he had also Gorilla glued her belongings together. He glued the tv

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Text - Slagathar1 e 23.9k points · 2 days ago Divorce lawyer here. Spouse had been out of the house for weeks. She waited until he was on a business trip, came into the house, turned on all of the faucets, plugged the drains, turned off the furnace, and left. It was -10 degrees. He came back five days later. The house was ruined. The water froze and cracked the foundation.

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Text - NegligentNeanderthal 3.9k points · 2 days ago - edited 2 days ago I'm a lawyer but have had a very limited amount of experience in divorce cases. The first case I ever worked the husband shaved/waxed every single hair off his body in an attempt to avoid a court-mandated drug test.

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Text - Rogue_Kat15 3.2k points · 2 days ago My dad is a divorce attorney. His clients couldn't decide who would get the Labrador puppy's from a new litter they just breed. The pups are worth $1000 a pop. Well they also hadn't been up to date on their payments. So dad brought a litter of 8 floppy puppy's home as collateral for us to have until they could negotiate the settlement. So much fun for us kids

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Text - franichan 2.5k points · 2 days ago Not a lawyer. But my partner has a mate who was going through a messy divorce. He registered as a “gambling addict" and went to some gambling anonymous (or whatever it's called) and proceeded to go to the casino every day, taking wads of cash with him, pretending to gamble it all away, while he was secretly squirreling it all away. That way, when it came to the divorce and he was questioned where all his money went, he could "prove" that he lost it all t

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Text - btchsslutsswhore 1.3k points · 2 days ago I worked in family courts when first starting out. The most memorable case I saw was the woman took literally everything out of the house. She ripped out the carpets even.

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Text - wowitsclayton 35.1k points · 2 days ago This one hits close to home because it happened between my parents. We had a family "friend" who was a lawyer and my parents agreed that he would be the lawyer for both of them as a mediator. So, as the assets were being divided my dad got absolutely slammed. She was going to get the house, cars, half his retirement, and an insane amount of alimony. To the tune of like $2,500 a month for the rest of her life. My dad has a good job as a municipal emp

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Text - AreYouALavaBeaver 31.1k points · 2 days ago · edited 2 days ago 2 O & 14 More How about a wholesome, insane one? IANAL, but this was told to me by my mom regarding the divorce she got from my dad. They couldn't settle on an alimony amount. Mom and her lawyer came in with a number, dad countered with a number. They couldn't agree... BECAUSE my dad thought my mom should get twice the amount in alimony she was asking for and my mom didn't want my dad to give her that much money for month. It

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Text - MoundSamurai19 23.2k points · 3 days ago · edited 2 days ago O Divorce lawyer. Accusing their former spouse of forcing them into prostitution. Text messages revealed they were actually just swingers. She also admitted to lying in order to "make him burn." I can't wait to leave my practice area.

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Text - seeyousoonbaboon 14.8k points · 2 days ago My uncle's ex tried to work it in that she would get half of whatever my grandmother would leave him when she passes. Joke's on her, my grandmother is passing over her kids (not maliciously, my uncle is very well off and so is my mom) and leaving everything to my brother and me. Oh, also tried to get sole custody of both of their children...who are in their twenty's...

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Text - drlitt 12.3k points · 2 days ago I was an assistant for a family law practice, not a lawyer. So it was already a disaster of a divorce because the ex husband was a dick. But it got so much worse when the wife started dating someone new with a severe cat allergy like a year after they split up. Her psycho ex bought a cat on his time with the kids, except he's not allowed pets at his apartment. He sends the kids back to their mom's house with the cat and all its stuff. Mom is pissed because

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Text - Much_Difference 11.6k points · 2 days ago Not my divorce, but my divorce lawyer told me about a case she was involved in where both clients were so petty that they had to all meet to argue over literally every single scrap of everything. The final object that neither would settle on was a ceramic rabbit statue, a really generic one from Home Depot or whatever. Zero sentimental value but since it was the final item, neither side wanted to "lose" the last thing and they dragged it out over

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Text - fizzee33 8.6k points · 2 days ago I'm not a divorce lawyer , but... My prior employer once was 'served' with an obviously forged garnishment 'order' from an employee's (ex?) wife, directing garnishment of his wages in an amount that far exceeded his actual wages. We reported it to the police department.

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Text - 105degrees_andrising 5.5k points · 2 days ago Not my case, but during my first year of law school lawyers from different practices came to give us a peek behind the curtain of different areas. The divorce lawyer told the story of rather well to do couple that spent months and months and many tens of thousands of dollars fighting over absolutely everything all the way down to a single ceramic ashtray. He couldn't remember the significance, but somehow it had come through the husband's fami

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Text - JortsEnthusiast69 4.7k points · 2 days ago Once had a boss who had to leave his house for 6 hours while his ex wife grabbed all the belongings she was legally entitled too. When he returned home every knob and handle was gone. Door knobs, cabinet handles, drawer handles, anything that was screwed onto something and used to open it, she had taken. Every day for the next week he would occasionally yell out "SHE TOOK THE FUCKING KNOBS"

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29 Girly Memes That Most Women Will Understand

We know that gender is a social construct, but there are still some things that are relatable to many people who identify as a woman. These memes in particular.

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Text - When you talk so much shit to your friends about your mans being trash that they hate him & now you gotta fuck him in secret out of shame

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Orangutan - When you haven't shaved in months |so decide to get a bikini wax

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Face - When you're Laughing on your period and you feel the flow

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Text - Boss babe. @siviwesoklya Follow My vagina probably thinks I passed away. 2:19 AM - 19 Jan 2019

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Pink - Istill consider this my first job THTA 0000 0000

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Clothing - emily marye Emily Runnels this is the look i genuinely thought joe jonas was going to see me wear and fall in love with me in 2008

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Text - Why is Amanda Bynes during her breakdown so fucking relatable amanda bynes @amandabynes 1h I look awful Amanda Bynes AmandaBvnes @rudebrunette @amandabynes no i dont 11/4/14, 4:52 PM 303 RETWEETS 347 FAVORITES 17

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Product - GUYS MY BOYFRIEND JUST PAINTED ME SHOES what did i do to deserve this man kayla bekier @kbekier2 My boyfriend would probably paint a penis on my shoes

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Leg - When you finally shave your legs TEXAS AM

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Hair - #GrowingUpAGirl Doctor: 'Are you sexually active?' ls there a chance you could be pregnant?' My mom:

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Cartoon - WHERE MY CROTCH IS WHERE MY TIGHTS THINK MY CROTCH IS OUo BFUK BECKY BARNICOAI/CASSIE SNTH

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Text - CJ Fitzgerald @CJFitzgerald316 Me in my 20s: I could never date a younger guy Me in my 30s: Come here, sugar, sit in mama's lap

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Cartoon - me drunk and telling a girl i just met in the bathroom 4 minutes ago exactly why she should break up w her bf

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Dog breed - Kerbie Gibbs @kerbiegibbs My dog's ear is like the perfect picture to show your hairdresser if you want beachy waves and caramel highlights

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Text - a woman can only run as fast as her boobs will let her. Aesarcasm only

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Hair - when you upload a cute pic and get that "miss you" text from someone you talked to in 1927

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Text - Rebecca Watson Follow @rebeccawatson I made a huge mistake setting up my iPhone X facial recognition when I was in full makeup about to go out, instead of with no glasses, a faint mustache, and my face half- smashed into a pillow

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Text - day @DaynaHorton Follow Men: seriously why do you need such a big bag????? Also men: can I put this in your bag

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Hair - When you're out enjoying your life and feel that first cramp 'sOuk SUSH

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Text - AsKateWouldHavelt @KateWouldHavelt My fitness level is "has to cool off after blow drying my hair"

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Face - Watching parents deal with their screaming kids in public and trying to remember if you took your birth control that day. mydrunkadvice

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Text - Find somebody who looks at you the way that dude who ghosted you looks at your Instagram stories

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Vertebrate - When u been straightening out ur hair for the past 2 hours & it started raining @aranjevi

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Wood stain - "I have nothing to wear" My closet:

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Face - Me: *thinks I look cute* Boyfriend: takes my picture* The picture: toopret

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Guy On Dating Show Keeps Digging Himself Deeper Hole

This guy shows the world what it looks like when one has no game, and instead proceeds to make a toxic mess of everything else around them. Legend goes that he’s still in the hole that he dug himself. 

This guy shows the world what it looks like when one has no game, and instead proceeds to make a toxic mess of everything else around them. Legend goes that he’s still in the hole that he dug himself. 

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