Cupid’s Wet Arrow

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Scent Of A Woman

Strip clubs closed for the quarantine should have signs that say “Sorry, we’re clothed.” HEY! FOLLOW @LAMEBOOK ON INSTAGRAM! THANKS!!

Strip clubs closed for the quarantine should have signs that say “Sorry, we’re clothed.”

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Love And Marriage

RANDOM THOUGHT – Pirates must’ve loved butt-stuff to dedicate an entire leg to pegging. HI! PLEASE DISABLE YOUR ADBLOCKER OR WHITELIST US! YOUR SUPPORT MEANS A LOT! THANKS!!

RANDOM THOUGHT – Pirates must’ve loved butt-stuff to dedicate an entire leg to pegging.

HI! PLEASE DISABLE YOUR ADBLOCKER OR WHITELIST US! YOUR SUPPORT MEANS A LOT! THANKS!!

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Riled Support

Does anyone remember watching long movies (like ‘Titanic’) on VHS tape and having to switch tapes in the middle of the movie? Like, halfway through the movie it would just stop, and you would have to get up and find the second VHS tape to watch the second half of the movie? Oof, and sometimes […]

Does anyone remember watching long movies (like ‘Titanic’) on VHS tape and having to switch tapes in the middle of the movie? Like, halfway through the movie it would just stop, and you would have to get up and find the second VHS tape to watch the second half of the movie? Oof, and sometimes the second half wouldn’t be rewound so you had to rewind it for 5 minutes? Kids these days will never know the struggle.

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Ex Why And No Free

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Chapped Hide

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Doctor No

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Smart Boi

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Message In An Aisle

Finding random shopping lists is always fun. Like, “who needs onions and raisins? Sicko.” Always assume it’s for one meal! Cool, well, please follow @lamebook on instagram and checkout my Onion ‘N Raisin Muffins! Sorry, we’re losing it during this quarantine.

Finding random shopping lists is always fun. Like, “who needs onions and raisins? Sicko.” Always assume it’s for one meal! Cool, well, please follow @lamebook on instagram and checkout my Onion ‘N Raisin Muffins! Sorry, we’re losing it during this quarantine.

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Off Script Date

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LA county boasts the same economic might as Saudi Arabia. This would not be possible without writers. The entertainment industry contributes to the GDP as much as mining, retail or information, respectively. You would not enjoy Netflix’s programming, or any lamebook content, without the labor supplied by writers. Exposure to one’s own demons is indeed a true and fascinating part of the writing process. You might feel grateful that there are those brave enough to do it.

I would rather date a pretentious writer than an obnoxious eavesdropper. Did you ever consider that the demands placed on a male in these “dating performances” may actually make them nervous enough to say things they might regret? Don’t want males to act like doofuses on dates? Why don’t you take the reins and stop expecting him to impress you?

Dating is terrifying, especially to those who are prone to over-thinking.

Yeah I know, it’s a joke. Not every joke is funny.

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Red Sweating

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