Thirty-Three Random Tidbits We Handpicked For You

With all of the bad sh*t happening in the world right now, we just hope that you’re staying safe and staying sane. To aid in that, we’ve provided some memes for your troubles.

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Cartoon - If you divide 2020 by 5 you get 404, so basically this entire year is an error message. There is a glitch in the matrix. I worry about you sometimes Candace.

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Cartoon - George is getting a little too curious. EdHarrington.tumblr.com NCDERGHLJKI Edharmington.to ZAXI OPORSTU

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Text - "No thanks, I'm vegetarian" is a fun thing to say when someone tries to hand you their baby. somee cards user card

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Deer - A deer entered a shop. The owner decided to give him some biscuits. He left...half an hour later he came back with the squad

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Spider-man - lich: casts fly to get away from martial party members eagle barbarian: begins flying because he is angry lich: what in the goddamn fuck

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Cat - Army Air Force Me, wondering why the janitor is yelling at me You're not even real military!! H. imgfip.com

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Hair - Slayer' fans Slayer's singer R. THE AL TaR

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Text - alannamode A fun reminder that Aang was a terrifyingly powerful Avatar. Most Avatars are informed of their newfound destinies at the age of 16 to begin their training. Because of the approaching war Aang was told of his status at the age of 12. He had already mastered airbending, and in the span of a year he mastered the other three elements, the avatar state, and energybending. He also learned lightning redirection and seismic sense (a technique no previous Avatar had even encountered).

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Photography - NME ETFLIX THE WITCHER Playstation or Xbox? NME NETFLIX THE WITCHER PC. He is the chosen one. Posted in r/2meirl4meirl O reddit

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Text - Andy Woodruff @awoodruff This is a monument to potatoes. It is the best monument in Boston. РОТАТО POTATO РОТАТОES РОТАТО ΡΟΤΑΤΟ . ΡΟΤΤΟES POTATO POTATO РОТАТО POTATOES POTATO PÓTATO POTATO РОТАТО

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Bottle - Pi Bu The wheels on TABASCO round and reund ER

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Adaptation - Hello there General Kenobi

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People - France every time they do a revolution: YEET THE RICH THE NOJUSTICE NO PEC

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Text - Someone: *tells me their name* Their name in my brain 7 seconds later: Adios

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Sky - When all of your friends are doing massive damage and you miss. again ORD AME

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Photo caption - when you drop your phone so you save it by kicking it into the wall nincha

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Cartoon - When short people see someone shorter than them O reddit

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Nose - Me: I need help with the school presentation My mom: I can't, I'm cooking Me: Just pause it Listen here, you little shit

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Head - frightochondria @_audlout this some advanced humor lucy, @curledbitch roses are red,

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Dog - When someone has explained something to u 7 times and u still don't get it and u hope they forgive how stupid u are

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Text - marvel so the only two white actors in black panther are martin freeman, who played bilbo baggins, and andy serkis, who played gollum. so I guess that means...they're the Tolkien white guys. everywitchway I literally screamed flas this is the pun of the century

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Cartoon - Me: "leaving my room to socialize during social gatherings* Family: "Look who finally left their cave!" Me: *Heads back to room to avoid the unnecessary attention and mockery* Family:

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Photo caption - "So where are you from?" "Australia, mate." "Really? Prove it." VB

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Fictional character - TA HE CLONE WARS ORIGINAL WARF CN We stand here amidst my achievement, not yours!

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Bird - Wizard: "Question: Can my familiar use their action to interact with an object?" DM: "Of cours...why?" Wizard's Familiar: TheArisemi Merredraid

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Facial expression - Learn to Make program recursive function Learn to Make program recursive function No exit condition Learn to Make recursive function program No exit condition No eit condition

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Text - dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted

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Hair - 2b: *is machine with feelings* Machines she kills: We have feelings too, y'know? 2B:

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Peach - 4-5-6Fにて インフト大軍中 を、是非ご覧下さい。 本橋 3月19日(日) 日本 駐車等 日本橋 駐車ご遠盛之ださい また、8時~16時半はバーキングチケットも。 利用できません

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Photography - Any real man will spot the problem with this picture. AA there is no number plate on that audi

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Random Weird Memes That Certainly Beat Thumb-Twiddling

Let’s just get this out of the way: 2020 has been the worst year of most of our lives to date. We’re all tired and we don’t want to think anymore. These memes aren’t much, but we hope they’ll help you temporarily recharge your brain!

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White - ARE YA WINNING, LOVE SON? SIMON w-what? i said, are you winning, son? i... i know, it's just... that's the first time you've called me "son"

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Text - Clip art - Mom: My little boy is a real angel Her little boy:

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Product - did you schedule an appointment INTU

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Text - Text - Viviane Schwarz @vivschwarz Zoom sucks, we started having editorial meetings in Red Dead Redemption instead. It's nice to sit at the campfire and discuss projects, with the wolves howling out in the night

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Text - Terrestrial animal - FELLAS if yagir has long legs! dummy thicc thighs and is vegetarian THATSNOT YA CIRL that's Apatosaurus louisae

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Text - lamNOTdead Just tired ugly PLEASE LET ME SLEEP!!! ilyasaurus Reblog if you, too, are not dead- only tired and ugly. duckandorpenguin same

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Food - 4 OPEN Gerbere Baby's first heart attack Gerber BLE Ghost Peppers 4180 7 nd ZFoods NET WT/PESO NETO 4 0Z (113g) TEAR HERE

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Organism - is your feline melting? or he just likes to play with the spacetime continuum

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Suit - ST JOHNS CHURCH PARISH HOUSE She Doesn't Even Go Here

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Text - Land vehicle - TIRES TIRES 20 TIRES 19" RES LOR 18" FALKE 81 UNLOT 17 RES ome IAMTUE END OF THE WORLD TDI GOLF *TEXAS MJG-7674 The Lone Star State

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Text - Cat - New York LIVE 10:51 PM BREAKING NEWS LOCAL CHONKY CAT TELLS TRANSPHOBES TO EAT GLASS Also demands to be told she's pretty made with mematic

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Motor vehicle - Total Social and Economic Collapse OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR

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Text - Self help tip: Do one thing a day that scares you. Text someone first. Ask your crush to hang out. Purposefully irritate a wild raccoon. Fuck a cactus. The only one stopping you is yourself.

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Vertebrate - HUP

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Text - Text - Have you ever experienced... BIG BEN

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Food - dave just fucking died whos dave the guy we had in our basement ok chesecak chesecak

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Text - Sky - | scream into the void.. @surrealslapps ....and God answers with cosmic laughter

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Text - Portrait - When you tap your pockets and you can't feel your phone

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Text - Neck - You HAVEN'T TRULY EXPERIENCED TOILET PAPER. UNTIL YOU PHAVE ENJOYED IT IN THE ORIGINAL KLINGON

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Text - sammy @astolfoschild anime is cool cause u can watch characters do stuff that's impossible for u like using magic powers or making friends 3:34 am · 16 May 20 · Twitter for iPhone

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millipedes - jessicaedwardsspellingbee2000 reply with top 5 time periods you fantasize about being in fried-ferret 1-5: Early Cambrian Babey!!!!!!! Source: jessicaedwardsspellingbee2000

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Organism - edgy depressed dumbass bitch Hallucigenia Trilobite Habelia thot Kootenichela đeppi Wawaxia Opabinia Regalis bastard Anomalocaris Helmetia Aysheaia

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Text - Karl Tomlinson @KarlTO Those space X lads aren't due back for a while. Plenty of time for everyone to buy a gorilla suit and learn to ride a horse.

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Violet - TIME FOR WRATH

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Text - Text - Chakotay, look at this Icall it "timeout protocol" You'terrify me [mouthing "I'm sorry"] sometimes, Captain.

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Organism - millipedes 300 million years ago WILD GREEN MEMES millipedes now I am the largest terrestrial invertebrate of all time and someone touched me so I will now curl up for an hour have few, if any, predators

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Text - Product - what the FUCK is oatmeal

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Cartoon - I'm Sick Of CRYING BREAK Tired Of TRYING BREA Yeah l'm SMILING But Inside l'm DYING

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Adaptation - BIRDS ARE PLANTS LEAFS FRUIT SEED ROOTS WAKE UP SHEEPLE! imgfip.com

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Roundup Of Amusing Memes To Fill The Void In Your Heart

With all of the crazy sh*t going on in the world right now, we figured you could use a distraction, and that’s where memes come in. They’re our gift to you. You’re welcome.

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Dog - BEWARE OF THE DOG

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Text - Frank Lotion @702Austin parents: "come here." me: "okay" me to myself: "they know everything. I knew that this would happen. I should have deleted everything" parents: "how do you turn on Netflix?" 10/10/18, 20:42

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Human - Me : i will never spend my money on stupid shit again Also me few minutes later : Ahmed@idmsf IPad

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Cat - This cat lost vision in one eye, but thanks to modern technology advancements, his vision was repaired

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Text - butasparrow: touchmypopsicle: it's kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked the second one was kind of unexpected but no one is disagreeing

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Ceiling - Become a nurse they said, it'll be fun they said.

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Signage - Seventh-Day Adventıst Church THE MOST POWERFUL POSITION IS ON YOUR KNEES

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Text - p One 99 Look at the bottom right corner That's left stupid There you go

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Clothing - When you wear loose boxers

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Text - Kaelyn @kaelyned Fellas, y'all have to try harder than a "you're pretty". The 38 yr old middle eastern men in my DMs have already written 6 poems and promised me all their assets

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Text - I'm not in fighting shape but this will be no problem CHRISTMAS BAZAAR & CRAFT SHOW Fight Children with Diabetes Fundraiser Sunday December 1" 10am-4pm at Royal Canada Legion 3850 Lakeshore Blvd. West Visit Santa Claus From 12pm - 1:30pm

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Door - Opportunity was seen and taken. Kudos to you, door installer.

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Rock - When your "cheat meal" becomes a "cheat life"

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Product - Employer: Says here you got all C's in high school Me: I identify as an A student Employer: That's not how this works IG: TheFunnyIntrovert

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Font - 2h 3m Member Lol 2h 3m "Co-leader Deven I know you're in the hospital and we're praying For you but you need to attack in the war

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Text - Me trying to flirt Hey Hey how are you? Good, how are you doing? Good thanks and you? Good and you? Good thanks Good

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Text - meh @bonehugsnirony me: [having a normal conversation but also wondering if bees consider us thieves or business associates]

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Text - I'm sorry but l've been laughing at this for ten minutes Hannah Dreier O @hannahdreier Venezuela's president, already mocked for gaining weight amid a hunger crisis, pulls out an empanada from his desk during a live TV address.

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Scuba diving - When you find out approximately 95% of all ocean critters remain undiscovered. Alright then, keep your sea crits.

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Face - I DONT KNOW I NEVER CHEATED ON YOU I LOVE YOU BABE I didn't mean to send that

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Text - I want to name my daughter mayonnaise and shorten it to May. May isn't short for anything so no one will ever ask what her full name is but she'll constantly live with the knowledge that she's named after a condiment. 9:03p earthdad: I'm dating a supervillian

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Text - 8:32 PM Google How to get flexible in 5 minutes X 8:43 PM Google How to fix a pulled muscle in 5 minutes x

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Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland This morning, on a whim, I decided to change my toaster setting from 3 to 4. Welcome to the new me, thanks for following my journey.

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Text - I guess the question I have for people who love LaCroix is have you tried any other beverages

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Motor vehicle - Friend: "u can't just spend ur time doing hecking sick razr tricks" Me: "skrrt skrrt MF"

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Hair - friend: "are you good?" me, after 4 vodka cranberries, appearing from the bathroom where I knocked over the toiletries and took five drunk selfies: @joeykerbz

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Text - When you ask her how her day was and she actually tells you

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Text - slutty satanistTM @_garbage_girl_ if i die and come back as a hillbilly is that called reintarnation

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Text - Congratulations Tu Youyou on winning the Nobel prize in Medicine. And also for being the most confusing person to sing happy birthday to.

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Cartoon - Thoughts? R @rvkhsvr when i'm having a convo past 1AM and the other person takes longer than 3 seconds to reply

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Transport - "You'll probably cancel last minute" Me: TRỤ TRUUUU 123RF® 123RF P123RF®

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Tumblr Thread: Brother Learns Not To Antagonize The Chef

This quick Tumblr thread highlights the importance of being nice to the person responsible for preparing the food. Bro learned a quick and humbling lesson. Even then, he was still able to get some of that good old homemade pasta. Lucky dude. Also, totally ready for some pasta now. 

This quick Tumblr thread highlights the importance of being nice to the person responsible for preparing the food. Bro learned a quick and humbling lesson. Even then, he was still able to get some of that good old homemade pasta. Lucky dude. Also, totally ready for some pasta now. 

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Text - marisatomay my brother has been criticizing me all day and he told me if i wasn't happy i could go somewhere else so i wouldn't ruin everyone else's dinner so i took the massive bowl of pasta + special sauce i spent the last 2 hours making from scratch for the whole family and i left marisatomay it really is incredibly bold to mercilessly criticize the person who is not only making your dinner but also holding a knife

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Text - marisatomay I sequestered myself in the other side of the house and ate my family-sized pasta from a mixing bowl using a serving spoon in the dark because the sun went down in the 2+ hours I spent stewing and I was too stubborn to turn on a light marisatomay the only person I shared my pasta with was my dad who on a conference call at the time and didn't just stand there and watch my brother be an asshole like the rest of my family and since he came to me in my sanctuary with his bowl and

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Text - marisatomay sometimes you're an adult who has been quarantined with your parents, younger siblings, grandfather, and dog for the last 2 months because of a global pandemic and some nights you just have to take your pasta and Leave because you are an adult who knows when to tap the fuck out rivkahstudies OP thank you not only for the amazing image of you eating pasta in the dark and your father kindly pleading for your mercy but also a wonderful example of when to set firm boundaries and p

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21 Relatable Memes For Plant Lovers

With all this extra time inside and – if you’re lucky to have ’em – in our gardens, it feels like people have had plants on the brain. Whether you’re trying to become self-sufficient with a vegetable garden, or just want your space to look (and smell) good while you evade coronavirus, these plant memes are likely to strike a chord. We’re willing to bet the “black thumbs” will appreciate ’em too.

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Adaptation - The last thing bugs see when they're caught destroying my plants @sociaplant

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Cartoon - ME LIFE GOALS Spending everything on Plants and Seeds instead of saving up.

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Fictional character - When someone comes over Behold Мy Plants

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Photo caption - Me on my way to the plant section MEMES

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Facial expression - *Me checking my seeds every day for germination* "I insist on being here when they're born" made with menmetic

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Vegetation - Where do you see yourself in ten years? Me: MEMES

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Photo caption - When the leaf I propogated begins to sprout roots @organicallyspicedmemes Rise my glorious creation. 150

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Flower - hey braky-wacky! : @gollygeemel *mobster voice* hey boss, I got youse those flowers ya wanted!! BADA BOOM WHITE BADA BING ROSE BEGONIA Fibroe Roo

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Text - planty_hoes @planty_hoes Good morning to everyone except for whoever was supposed to be taking care of the clearance plants at Home Depot 12:03 PM · 5/29/20 - Twitter for iPhone

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Property - Some before and after pictures of my garden because of the lockdowne

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Text - How I think I look discussing my seed purchases and garden plans vs. how I actually look:

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Text - Them: "So you spend your spare time in the garden with your plants instead of partying?" Me: Cactus Jerk It's a peaceful life.

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Cool - Me looking for roots after I put a cutting in water 5 minutes ago:

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Barrel - me mental breakdown PASTE buying more plants FLEX PASTE

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Product - friend: why don't you have a girlfriend? me: i have better things to do friend: what can be better than being with a girl me: @plant.memes

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Plant - you vs. the guy she tell you not to worry about @plant.memes

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Hair - The plants on My plants Vs Instagram @OfficialPlantMemes

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Organism - Me falling asleep, listening to the pouring rain outside my window: My plant in the window, who's not been watered in over a week:

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Tree - When you lost the plant label. Cactus Jerk All right, then. Keep your secrets. Dumbus maximus

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Face - Ospovbois more MORE!

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A Multitude Of Mindless Memes For The Escapist Masses

Life got you down? Boss causing you problems? Relationship in the pits? There’s no better way to combat these feelings than by perusing some extremely dumb and time-wasting memes. Whether weird comics are your thing or relatable shitposts, this gallery has got something in it for everyone. 

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Text - Noella Usborne @no_el_la "feed the cat" - boring - oversimplifies the dynamic - sounds like a chore "fatten the beast" - interesting - pleasing to the ear - gives power where power is due 9:55 AM · 11/5/19 · Twitter for Android

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Text - IN THE WARM CYCLES WE OBSERVE EXC ITING IN WHICH NARRATIVES THIS IS WHERE WE OBSERVE NARRATIVES BEINGS PUNCH EACH OTHER I SRIVAN WHOA ok THEN THEY GIVE A TINY IN THE COLD CYCLES WE OBSERVE DRAMATIC NARRATIVES IN WHICH STATUE TO THE BEINGS WHO YELLED MOST BELIEVABLY BEINGS YELL AT EACH OTHER AH NATHANWPYLE

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Product - Anxiety is literally just conspiracy theories about yourself 21/05/18, 9:16 AM oh shit

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Photography - The beacons are lit 100 SHIREP OSTING Lit AF

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Face - When you walk past a coworker you don't know very well yet shutterstock

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Cartoon - when ur not a morning person but ur toddler is bravingposts this is so accurate tbh

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Text - Matthew Frederickson @itsmattfred The Black Plague was a PR disaster for rats as a species. They never truly recovered until 2007 (release of Ratatouille) 20:06 · 12/11/2019 · Twitter Web App 4,954 Retweets 33.8K Likes Matthew Frederickson @itsmattf... 14h v people in my mentions talking about "stuart little." stuart little is a mouse, you babbling idiots. 27 19 4 472

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Text - MEVERYTHING IS OK AND THAT IS WHY MY W GREETINGS I AM OPERATING THE FLYING UP VOICE IS CALM MACHINE. WE ARE So00 HIGH RIGHT NOW A BUT IF THE MACHINE STARTS TO VIOLENTLY SHAKE YOU WILL GET No SNACKS IF IT CONTINUES TO BE OK MY FRIENDS WILL DISTRIBUTE TINY SNACKS HOPING FOR SNACKS SNACKS LOVE NATHANWPYLE

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Text - When my brain goes on a little adventure instead of attending to the conversation l'm having... CCC

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Text - RESTRICTING MY VISION MAY WE INITIATE OBSCURE AND PURSUE CREATING A SMALL MYSTERY OK AND WHENI DO PREPARED OR NOT, I WILL DISCOVER THERE WILL BE LITERALLY NO og CONSEQUENCES You NATHAN WPYLE

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T-shirt - When you first paycheck hits and you blow it on some sick ass shit Waimart PO0D WAL MART

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Cartoon - When your older relatives are talking about crazy things young adults do nowadays and you gotta act like you're not a part of it. @MasiPopal

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Text - GAME-TONIS HRUNE GAML DENEY GAMI THRONES And seven seasons were gifted to the race of men Who, above all else, desire quality GAT SLASN CAILETE But they were all of them deceived. For another season was made

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Cartoon - I swallow my pills without drinking water Obviously a badass

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Photo caption - When she hits you with 'K' and you begin the scientific method of figuring out what the fuck you did wrong

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Facial expression - Girl: I can't believe you didn't cry in Titanic! Do you have emotion? Have you ever cried? Me: Hay, dad. You once told me that when you come back, we might be the same age. Today is my birthday. Well, now I'm the same age that you were when you left and it'd be really great if you come back soon.

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Text - GRave SashSLAYED @_sashayed some of you youths are gonna be real disappointed when u discover that turning 30 just means you still have all the same weird interests but can't turn your head all the way to the left anymore

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Text - I HAVE EXPLA INED THE SHAPES TO You. TOMORROW You MUST EXPLAIN THEM LIFT ONE LIMB IF YOU UNDERSTAND THE SHAPES TO ME I REGRET UNDERSTANDING NATHANWPYLE

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Text - Dave @DaveApnea me: decides to be productive and closes internet browser and loads up the work I need to do tonight also me: immediately opens browser on phone while waiting for work file to open, gets distracted and browses on phone instead of doing the work

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Text - Dog - "I specialize in roofing"

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Text - Cartoon - When you're attempting to sleep but hear your cat destroying everything you own

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Text - Art - When you show your parents a pic on your phone and they start swiping LEGO

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Text - Cartoon - ME AS A DISNEY PRINCESS

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Text - Text - Donnie Snarko @geraldinreverse well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions

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Text - Organism - HIIII I MISS THAT CREATURE NATHANWPYLE

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Text - Photo caption - When you walk by the automatic air freshener and that bitch goes off

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Text - Font - GUDER CROWDER YOU'RE A DUMB ASS CHANGE MY MIND

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Text - Hat - Walmart: *exists* People that shop at Target:

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Text - Text - Doth @DothTheDoth Edgar Allan Poe: would you like to see what l've hidden beneath my floorboards? Me: look, you spooky bitch, I would love to.

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Text - Text - I hate it when you see a sign and suddenly your plans are ruined

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Text - Text - madison!!! @madisonfrench_ priest: it be like that sometimes congregation: and sometimes like that it be

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Text - Cartoon - Me eating carbs late at night when I promised myself l'd get in shape this year CLASSICAL ART MEMES Pacebook.com/classkalartmemes

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Text - Eyebrow - "Eyebrows should be sisters not twins" fckin hell hun they're not even friends

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Text - Text - when you're walking down the sidewalk & see a cat in someone's driveway

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Text - Adaptation - Me: *accidentally steps on the cat's tail* Cat:

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Text - Cartoon - I DON'T WANNA BE A NORMAL DUCK I WANNA BE A GOTH DUCK LETS GET YOU CLEANED UP, LITTLE GUY HELL YEAH NO FUCK YOU

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Text - Text - Childhood injuries: Fell off my bike Fell out of a tree Twisted my ankle. Adult injuries: Slept wrong Sat down too long Sneezed too hard

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Text - Cat - amanda @mandixpandi awake but at what cost

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Text - Cat - This is what cat engagement photos would look like

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Text - Cat - When my alarm goes off in the morning "This sum bullshit."

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Text - Comics - DON'T WORRY I'M A DOCTOR, SLAP (THAT LL BE 4,000 DOLLARS, SMAK EXTRA FABULOUS COMICS

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Text - Text - when you can't find any fucks to give on earth so you check the astral realm and still nothin @TRUEYOUHEALING

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Text - Text - Netflix: Are you still there? Me: I don't know anymore

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Text - Cartoon - "How's life" COM Very Hard

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Text - Cartoon - THE NEW MACBOOK WHAT? THE PRO IS 4K!! SCREEN? NO, THE PRICE. Cadard TERATED YEZEN S.

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A Hodgepodge Of Memes For All Your Bored Butts

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People - Me leaving a test after only answering the date

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Cartoon - "tHiS iS pRoBabLy gOnNa GeT loST in NeW bUt" You unlocked Clown Outfit

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Cartoon - O@empty_i.s Emptyjs

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Cartoon - SCRATCH THE SOFA ALL YOU LIKE, GARFIELD REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY REVERSE REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY STM DANS I-20

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Output device - When your game runs worse with every patch vidya geym deloepr

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Yellow - haters the boys fake laughing to make you smile the one meme you like but no one likes

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Product - me leaving self checkout after scanning the ps5 as a tomato 321Save 448

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Text - Me: *wakes up from a nap* My leg:

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Text - What I look like The music that doing homework I'm listening to

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Motor vehicle - Stereotypes Every Starter Pack Starter Pack Title nosTaLgiA A random stock image A picture of clothes with watermarks More stock images (instert somehow related Picture of White background quote) a person Petorbilt A picture of some object r/whatisthisthing A picture Tilted text everywhere of some brand's Mentioning a A picture of a car for name of a logo PEIATABIE some reason different subreddit Black text

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Joint - Dinosaurs 66 million years ago Dinosaurs now yeah that's a shooting star Ima make a wish and be immortal

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Text - Date: I love car chase action scenes Me, a fruit stand vendor: I think we're done here

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Text - O PayPal 08:46 PM Hi! I'm PayPal's virtual agent. To get started, simply ask me a question. I am still learning, so if I can't help you I'll direct you to additional resources. BP Brady Pettit 08:47 PM I got scammed O PayPal 08:47 PM Great!

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Cartoon - Medieval Nyan Cat:

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Sky - The teachers copy What you get

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Tiger - N officialunitedstates FACT OF THE DAY: zebras' stripes are not always black and white. sometimes they are black and orange throwing-lego this is a giraffe

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Helmet - When you're playing a game and start skipping dialogue and cutscenes I do not know who I am.. I don't know why I'm here All I know is that I must kill

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Text - sketchfilledpaper Wasn't iCarly that guy with the wax wings that flew into the sun and fucking got rest because same sketchfilledpaper I just realized my phone corrected Icarus to iCarly because I type iCarly more than Icarus okay thanks pumpkinspicednp I thought this was just a god tier shitpost

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C-3po - BOTS IN SHOOTER GAMES ВOTS IN CHESS

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Felidae - Humans 100,000 years ago Humans today GAG me humgry me hunt mammoth why food delivery slow

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Cartoon - You have more air than chips! Well I learned it from you bitch! Doritos Party Size! Lays Classic Family Size! Pringle What's air?

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Comics - Look at my head f those kids could see they'd be very upset u/master_jbt

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Cartoon - WOAHAAHAHAH.jpg 171 KB JPG "AAAAAAAAAAAAA WTF ITS COMING RIGHT AT US"

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Text - shittymoviedetails In the subversive masterpiece Avengers: Endgame (2019), directors Anthony and Joe Russo made the bold artistic choice to film scenes with a camera, which is why you can see things on the screen. micolashes this is how marvel fans talk about the movies

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Auto part - 2015 Now UBISOFT UBISOFT we made a realistic tactical shooter game based on real operations please play wamai i beg you

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White - You left the seat up! Did you hear me just fall in? Boomers Millennials Gen Z Yes! I came to flush! FEZE Gen X k I HATE MY LIFE Gen X ZE WHS k Gen X WH FEZE k CONSUME

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Natural environment - This is what we've come too feel bad for Class of 2020 Stapleton @mbluvmu This look like a funeral

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Cartoon - SODA THAT MAKES YOU STARE AT Cute PEOPLE Snitro.uwu

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Sports - A Sign God MIT my dumb ass 6bc

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Font - Drinks available: Sprite Diet Coke THE VOID Diet Coke Sprite PUSH PUSH PUSH

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Face - When you plan something then one of your friends backs out and the other ends up backing out too because he doesn't want to be alone with you

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Cartoon - USHRO

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Uniform - Discord roles: *exist* Admins of servers:

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Text - your insecurities put 'em in the bag Yesterday at 10:49 AM please, its all I have left

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Cartoon - GOOD MORNING, PUPILS! A GOOD MORRRRRNING, MISS IRIS! BCDE FGHIJK La LMNOPA Sigrun.be

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People - Met Me Me Me Me

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Cartoon - EVERY TIME A LITTLE PART OF MY SOUL DIES I TRY TO MAKE A JOKE ABOUT IT.

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Cartoon - when you politely hold the door open for a girl and don't get sucked off on the spot The nerve of some people

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Text - The Greeks: Invent the alphabet so that no one has to use confusing symbols Modern Humans: Greeks: Y Shame

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Dog - Finally a political movement we can all get behind THOR MICHAELSON SAYS NO TO VACUUMS They're loud and they freak him out. Langn af e

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Text - When the math teacher pulls out the AK-47 and says "now let's get down to subtracting"

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Twenty-Six Entertaining Memes Full Of Stupidity

If you’re here for stupid entertainment then you’re in luck, because that’s what we do. Scroll down for a whole bunch of memes, and then click here when you need more!

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Priesthood - They see me rollin' They Amen

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Text - Whenever someone asks me where l'm going IG davie_dave To get ice cream or commit a felony. HI decide in the car.

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History - Fuck anyone who doesn't like you! wow, that's a lot of sex

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Text - Roses are red, violets are blue, it don't always be like that, but sometimes it do. drip we

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Yellow - I found the perfect costume for you. MORTON DDIZED SALT TNI m ENLN A The Salty Bitch Costume

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Hair - Me: Mom, I just tested positive for Coronavirus. Mom: Te dije que no andes caminando descalzo Cabron

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Yoda - me walking out of the shooty store with my brand new rooty tooty pistol shooty NA AO

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Cat - that wasnt very cash money of you

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Hair - when he takes his hoodie off & his shirt slides upa little Whatya lookin' at my gut fer?

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Aqua - Wear it to protect it durex Iatural rutiber lute contem preervatitan late Tcondon / preervative de ae AMERNEAE Going Out Going In

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People - Me hungover eating breakfast My Mom telling the history of alcoholism in our family GamemengHEST

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Bird - Goosebumps

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Shelf - Made a book shelf for my brick collection Posted in r/DIWHY by u/sassythesasquatch69 O reddit

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Arm - diameter radius radius

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Text - 14 yo girl: "Billie Eilish's songs are so sad" Me: "They aren't though" Girl: "I bet you haven't even experienced sadness in your life" Me:

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Skin - deep emotional trauma it be like that sometimes

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Cartoon - Germany invading Russia in W2: We break our peace with Russia. We invade Russia. We lose 750,000 troops.

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Facial hair - This 16thC guy was miles ahead of hipsters everywhere with an amazing cat t-shirt. He knows he is gonna be on trend in five centuries time.

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Text - When your phone dies after serving you for 30 minutes on 1 percent thatguy @davidleke18 · 20h drates RE

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Facial expression - I will not pay the bill. @festadafirma Why not? You ordered 42 coffee. I said 4 tea, 2 coffee.

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Fictional character - The IT Crowd's answer to everything was turn It off and turn It on agaln. You've gotta be careful when I did that I turned Into Matt Smith.

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Organism - Pokemon battles in the anime Pokemon battles in the game 999

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Fourteen Familial Memes For People With Siblings

Anyone with siblings will understand the strange love-hate dynamic involved. On one hand, you want to kill your sibling when they borrow your clothes or eat your food. But on the other hand, you’d take a bullet for them. 

Click here for some more relatable family content!

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Cartoon - Parents: "you have to share with your brother!" ME:

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Text - James BreakwellO @XplodingUnicorn My daughter's lip is bleeding. None of her sisters know what happened. At least they know the first rule of Fight Club. 11:59 AM 29 Oct 16

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Musical instrument - When you've had enough of your brother @mateyouwot NERF

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Grass - When you're fighting with your sibling and your mum walks in so you both pretend to be hurt to get the other one in trouble

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Product - coolscar why did i just witness my 13y/o brother trying to bottle flip a gallon of milk youngvenuz how did it go? coolscar

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Text - Kgali Molefe @Kgali_M First borns are always the meanest Musa @dlakza Because we became parents of children we didn't make. So yeah we're very angry.

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People - This couple had THREE sets of twins and a lil girl Chad Butler Jr. Follow @TheDreligga Later in life if her boyfriend cheat he gone catch one confusina ass beating ..

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Product - Thate my brother . He play too much EYE PAD Pad Air

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Text - "what's it like having a sister?" T-Mobile E 2:61 PM THEN DONT TAKE MY STUFF 237 PM ANYMORE MY FOUNDATION TRIED ASKING BUT YOu WERE RUDE SO 235 PM 23R PM I DONT CARE DONT GO THROUGH MY STUFF ANYMORE 237 PM DONT WEAR THEM 240 PM DONT TAKE MY STUFF ANYMORE 2a7 YOU HAVE YOUR OWN 240 PM THEN DONT TAKE MY STUFF ANYMORE Do you want to go to the movies tonight 237 PM 24 M TRIED ASKING BUT YOu WERE RUDE SO 23 PM yes 249 PM Delivered Read 30 PM DONT WEAR THEM 240 PM Message YOU HAVE YOUR OWN 240 P

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Text - HENNY @hennaahmedx sibling fights don't end in apology, y'al just walk around the house and don't talk to each other for a couple hours and then one of u will pop ur head in the other's room and ask if they want food 5/6/18, 11:19 PM

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Text - When you and your brother are fighting but then your mom comes in

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Gesture - *After a fight with siblings* Mum: Shake hands and don't fight again Me:

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Text - Me: My sister is the most annoying person ever... *Someone says something bad about my sister* Me: HOLD MY POODLE

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Face - When you tell a slightly offensive joke at the dinner table You: Your brother: The guest: Your mom:

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Tasty Tweets To Satisfy Your Mindless Scrolling Needs

We know that Twitter is a minefield. Especially during times of crisis. But mindlessly scrolling through tweets is one of our favorite ways to escape boredom.So we’ve put together this batch of relatively entertainingTwitter tidbits and left out the political shitshow that so often plunges us into depression. If we want news, we’ll watch the news. But for now, we’re happy with these short and sweet quips of distraction.

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Product - unapologetic + @dosesofkae_ Omg I'm Having a hard time which one decorating my new crib y'all think? OLLAR GENERAL AANK YOU THANK YOU yournage 8:13 AM · 5/25/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Laura Peek @LauraKPeek Fav part of watching Jeopardy is saying "I should be on Jeopardy" every time I correctly answer a $200 clue that happens to be about one of my three interests 9:05 AM · 5/25/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Adaptation - Household Government @LadyBugAssassin This bitch done ate all her tank mates, now she looking all sad thinking about her life.

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Organism - Kimberly Adams @KA_Marketplace Uncle: What are you doing during the lockdown? Me: I'm learning to play piano! You? Uncle: I built "Gateway to the Imagination" in my backyard. Me: A A 10:21 AM · 5/26/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Robert Knop @FatherWithTwins Would you rather ghost your mom or your favorite food? Mom 44% Fave food 56% 126 votes · Final results 5:26 PM · 5/26/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Witch Baby @GoAskAvery TL;DR stands for "The Lord; Da Rings" 10:03 AM · 5/26/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - WTFDAD @daddydoubts It's the strangest thing, I could have Sworn my son was born with hands yet here we are 3 years later and the fucker has talons. 6:14 PM · 5/26/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Filthiest Poster Alive @victoriaxxvii I'm bringing my bedroom floor lamp out on the porch so I can continue reading and smoking cigs as the sun goes down this is why we're engineers 5:39 PM · 5/27/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - @artofjyang Asked my grandmother to model for my bags and she busted out an entire fancy occasion outfit

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Face - MBA YOUNGBOY @Stussy_Fly March 13th May 25th

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Bedding - grace @thebiggestyee this is the comforter ur high school boyfriend had

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Dish - kaaaaaaaneki @kevoutkevin the art: the artist:

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Text - Yann @yannhatchuel I've been toldI needed a spice rack in my kitchen. Did I do this right?

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Text - Max Godby @OhMyGodby64 KENTUCKY 64 I demand a public apology from every coach l've ever had... The study found that the "hand on knees" posture resulted in superior heart rate recovery and greater tidal volume (the amount of air inhaled into the lungs with each breath) compared to the "hands on head" posture. Oct 2, 2019

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Text - weird al @local_celeb if im going on a date i think regardless of gender, the other person should pay. this is rooted in the fact that i don't want to pay

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Text - Yusraa @y_usraa If you want to have your mind blown: John Cena and Jackson from Hannah Montana are the exact same age Q 4 jason earles age Q4 john cena age Google Y Google jason earles age john cena age ALL IMAGES NEWS VIDEOS MAPS SHOPP ALL IMAGES NEWS VIDEOS MAPS SHOPP Jason Earles / Age John Cena / Age 43 years 43 years 26 April 1977 23 April 1977 gettymages Spouse: Elizabeth Huberdeau (m. 2009-2012) Spouse: Katie Drysen (m. 2017), Jennifer Earles (m. 2002- 2013) Height: 1,84 m Height:

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Text - mads @madddiexo i love when guys on dating apps ask "how is a gorgeous girl like you single" I'm mentally ilI, brandon 8:08 AM · 5/25/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Serendipity @serendipitydon1 Relationship Status: I have eaten four sandwiches in one sitting. 6:11 PM · 5/26/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Arianna Bradford @TheNYAMProject If my kids wind up growing into sociopaths and they question me for a Netflix special, l plan on answering al interview questions with "whoopsie doodle." 6:14 PM · 5/26/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Andrew Hunt @Mr_AndrewHunt Every night, an adorable couple on a nearby balcony shares a bottle of wine as they hold hands and lovingly stare into each others' eyes while laughing and listening to beautiful jazz music. And I can't help but think, "Wow. That's what I want." (the wine.not the other stuff.) 5:34 PM · 5/26/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Kids_kubed D @Kids_kubed My husband, so frustrated with my empty pop cans around the house, collected them and put them on my nightstand I, in turn, collected all the empty toilet paper rolls he never replaces and left them on his pillow Marriage is all about helping each other grow 5:47 PM · 5/26/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Adaptation - Myko Clelland O @DapperHistorian Newly discovered just outside of Verona, what could be this year's biggest discovery - an almost entirely intact Roman mosaic villa floor! SAP TAIR 11:42 AM · 5/26/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - WTFDAD @daddydoubts Me: *chopping up dill* Wife: ooh dill, guess I know what I get to look forward to later tonight. Me: the dill shits? Wife: no, sweeping up all the dill falling on the floor. Ме: oh haha. Wife: what are the "dill shits"? Me: nothing nevermind. 5:37 PM · 5/26/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - E. JOHNBUS UNUM @TrashyAmerican Don't ever tell me I don't know how to manage money. ih

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Text - Greg One Leg @Greg_1_Leg This one is 100 percent true Me still groggy after having my leg amputated:.. Dad:.Don't worry son, it'll only take ... you half the time to cut your toenails now. 11:31 AM · 5/26/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Twenty-Seven Humorous Memes For The Dejected Soul

You’re probably still stuck inside due to quarantine. And if you’re not, then we’re incredibly jealous of you. Either way, we hope you can find some enjoyment out of these memes that we curated just for you. Enjoy!

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Human - "Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf

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Text - When you Mosh but haven't moshed in a long time and it's time for the second band to come on Holy shit.

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Facial expression - Its burning my hand Steve and I fucking love it

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People - When you eat pizza rolls right out of the oven without letting them cool down

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White - Boomers Millennials Gen Z You left the seat up! Did you hear me just fall in? Yes! I came to flush! EZE I HATE MY LIFE ZE WHSE WH FEZE CONSUME

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Beer glass - BEER MATH ONE BEER A COUPLE OF BEERS A FEW BEERS

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Product - LEGO GAME OF THRONES 18+ Kings Landing 1,023,678,863 pcs GAS

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Text - 6. 6 easy exercises that anyone can do 1. Trying to get up from the couch. 2. Staggering home 3. Patiently standing in a queue. drunk. 6. Giving up. 4. Checking if your feet are still there. 5. Covering your ears to make the voices stop.

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Cartoon - When your girl minding her business and you see her butt

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Text - What is your favorite vegetable? BrogLE BROGLE

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People - Target audience Actual audience CALL DUTY my LITTLE PONY FENDSHIP MAGIC @mexicanexe MINECRAFT

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Play - Connect Port This whole network is fucked, man MB MATON BEALEY AGES 7 and Up

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Face - When the poopoo too big

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Barn owl - o00 Verizon 4:20 PM * 69% ( Albums barn owl or apple Select @teenybisit

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Text - Before u leave the house, think of the acronym 'WOWEE' Wallet phOne Wkeys Egg Egg (backup)

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Grandparent - May your marinara sauce never cling to your pasta.

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Facial expression - When your girlfriend leaves a break up note on your PlayStation saying "this isn't working" but you turn it on and it works just fine

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Eyewear - I wonder if he's thinking about me I+ is Wednes day, me lol it is my dudes dreamst

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Natural foods - Cashew's look liked they'd heckle you if you got lost in a magical forest.

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Text - So technically Moses is the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

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Poster - YOu BET YOUR BLART VEGAS HAS BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES APRIL 22 KEVIN JEVIN KEVIN COPBLOP * TARTL BARB

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Face - Did you know that when you're drinking beer, the beer is getting drunk too

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Album cover - ALIEN -VS- PREDĂTOR

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Technology - AND AGIN THINGS BIBS AND WAGONS THINGS

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Text - When you work at a fast food restaurant and you see overweight Karens walking towards you angrily Uh-oh. Big boomers.

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Community - A group a Karens in the wild is called a Complaint. – source: Nat Geo

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Thirty Miscellaneous Tidbits For You To Enjoy Today

We know you could use something to laugh about right now, and because we’ve always got your back, we delivered. These memes may not be very high quality, but we’re pretty sure they’ll make you laugh. Click here for some more random entertainment!

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Face - J.K. Rowling Reveals That You, The Reader, Were Gay All Along Share Article: Facebook I Twitter Reddit

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Photo caption - Me: Don't look now but the person behind you is... My friend immediately: O C

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Text - When you're part of a group chat but you never actually contribute anything to the conversation

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Text - IT WILL END IN TEARS

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Ball - I'm almost certain there's an easier way to blow up a balloon Ri

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Text - Meet Christian singles now! JOIN NOW! spaghetticunt: sign me right the fuck up VIA DAMNLOL.COM

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Text - Tweet @Believablee I just watched a woman drink laundry detergent at Walmart. Bottle to mouth. In the isle. I said NOTHING but when we made eye contact she just gasped and was like 'IM GONNA BUY IT!' BRO IM NOT WORRIED ABOUT YOU BUYING IT WTE ARE YOU DOING ASKSKSKSKS 3:35 PM 3/7/19 Twitter for iPhone

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Face - when you 20 mins deep in an argument and realize you misunderstood something

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Dog - I was having a bad day and this dog walked to my bus stop, sat on the bench and asked me for pets

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Text - How's your new job sweetie? It was a tough first week but it's good grandpa drgrayfang Abe Lincoln was assassinated 2 days into his second term so you need to grow up

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Text - When Nance calls you a dickface in front of the neighbors for not taking out the trash Haha she's a pistol isn't she ;)~ @middleclassfancy

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Table - Jemele Hill @jemelehill • 10/31/18 PER MY LAST EMAIL

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Text - When Rick's leaves keep falling in your yard, so you blow them back into his yard when he's not home Haha take that, Rick! You bag of shit! @middleclassfancy

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Cartoon - the hardest prison to escape is in your mind um ok

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Text - rohirrimofthenorth jrr tolkien: i really love my wife. i will make her into a beautiful, unearthly half-angel princess who beat satan almost single-handedly and won an argument with the keeper of the halls of the dead jrr tolkien: i really love my best friend. 1 will make him into a grumpy old tree who never gets to the point triss19 If this isn't the best example of the difference between the relationship you should have with your wife and your best friend I don't know what is.

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Snout - Me: Bae talk dirty to me Bae: Sometimes I don't wipe my ass when I finish shittin Me: @officialthiscouldbeus

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People - me, riffy c @itsmeriffyc why does it look like khalid met you WOLF @NLSNicholas Met Khalid. Mari Marth

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Clothing - Me at 20 Jennifer Aniston at 50 @viralwoman LTY

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Product - When anyone asks me why I fell for my wife WAG

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Human - When you're mad hungry and your food won't cooperate. @mr petty wap

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Text - When you're wasted and someone says they are going to Taco Bell drgrayfang "Please let me join you on this Hispanic adventure."

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Text - Ami @shine_with_love People who are allergic to peanuts: I can't, it'll kill me People who are allergic to gluten: I can't, it'll wreck my body People who are lactose intolerant: Humans cannot achieve immortality anyway and life not lived to the fullest is no life at allI, hand me a gallon of milk 11:21 PM 07 Oct 18 Source: whitepeopletwitter 43,226 notes

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Text - Me when there's drama that has absolutely nothing to do with me. I'm so excited because I love mess.

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Twenty-Nine Random Memes Meant To Decimate Boredom

Since you clicked here, it probably means you’re looking for some high-quality entertainment. Well, unfortunately you won’t find that here, but you will find low-quality entertainment, and there’s gotta be something to that, right?

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Organism - when I see someone from high school in a store but they don't see me yet

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Cartoon - Everybody Me

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Font - i dont struggle with anxiety it actually comes very easy to me

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Cartoon - -If you need me, I'm here. -If you don't, I'm still here.

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White - my brain every night: NO sleep. ONLY TIRED

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Text - being a perfectionist and a procrastinator is a shitty combo we'll get the job done perfectly but like...tomorrow

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Hair - you ever go to someone's house and see every family member just being happy and getting along like damn bitch y'all live like this???

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Cartoon - Family is still family no matter how they've hurt you @thebandoffice

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Adaptation - When ur at a pool party and ur the only one who feels like swimming @tank.sinatra

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Poster - slaps roof of brain "you won't believe how much of absolutely nothing of value or importance this baby can fit!"

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Room - Me, after telling my parents that my relationship is good, I'm doing financially well and that overall, things are okay And scene.

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Text - fool me once, shame on u. fool me twice, thats just fucked up. u know im dumb as hell. like come on

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Text - "No one can describe me in two words lol" The coffee machine: Cashless failure N ATE

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Cat - Everyone: baking homemade bread and working out during the lockdowns Me with a nonexistent sleep pattern: MemeCenter.com

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Text - Ihate when people ask me what l'l be doing THIS YEAR , Come on guys | don't have aNY IDEA WHAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE

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Nose - When someone is crying and you don't know what to do u want water?

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Green - single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive

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Face - WHEN YOU FORGOT TO STUDY ABOUT THE PATIENT'S MEDS Patient: what is that medication for?? .. its. is for you..."

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Text - I AM A DUMB BITCH WITH TERRIBLE TASTE I WILL NEVER CHANGE I WILL NEVER IMPROVE THAT IS A PROMISE

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Text - "There hasn't been a relatable protagonist to come out of Hollywood in years." Me, an intellectual:

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Photo caption - I am WAY too sleep-deprived to deal with youn negativity right now

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Product - Me Staying up late because I want to have some kind of free time knowing l'll be exhausted the next day Me

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Text - anxiety brain: IM GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UNCARED FOR the other side of my brain which is wearing a hawaiian shirt: [cracks another sparkling water] yeah probably thuri-ly-made-madej TALMO 70

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Cartoon - Me applying critical thinking skills and going on an in-depth but intelligent tangent about an abstract subject Me turning on my turn signal S accidently because I forgot how to turn on my wipers

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Text - Me: *notices the smallest difference in how a person is texting me* Me: In conclusion, I'm annoying

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Face - created my own personal hell through poor decision making Damn.. I kinda aborteddreams

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Cat - "You not even watching the movie" Me: Yes I am Oczsavage

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Text - TASTE...TOUCH-- SMELL... HEARING-. ALL MY SENSES WERE HEIGHTENED! EXCEPT PERHAPS FOR THAT SECRET INGREDIENT CALLED COMMON SENSE!

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Photo caption - YOU DON'T HAVE EXPERIENCE INEED A JOB BUTI NEED TO WORK TO GET EXPERIENCE THEN WORK THATS WHY I'M HERE EXPERIENCE HOW AM GONNA GET EXPERIENCE WITHOUT A WORK WORK Cound County

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Fifteen Parenting Memes For People Tired Of Their Kids

We know you love your kids, but with this “homeschool” thing, you just need a damn break for five minutes. So here’s to you, the brave parents who didn’t ask for any of this crap to happen. 

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Product - Me: let's get dressed! My toddler: I DO IT MYSELF!! *20 mins later* @thestinkerbel

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Text - Me trying to recreate the conditions of the last time my baby slept through the night Nap length 2 hr 10 min total 68 degrees Dino pajamas alue Sleep sack zipped 87% Waves goodnight to houseplant 16 minute bath (plays with alligator toy only) Dinner : 3 fish sticks 27 peas F

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Cat - When it's my husband's turn to get up with the baby but he claims he didn't hear him crying... @they_callmemommy

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Text - Me: Are you pooping?! My toddler standing in the corner: @MOMMYMEMEJEANS LIV MSNE

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Vehicle door - It's a lovely day. I'm going to take Danny outside and wash the What a wonderful idea! car with him stock key BusinessL Monkey Busihesst

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Organism - Little kids tryna make sure you see them coughing

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Poster - Interesting, You can't find your shoes, but you can find a tiny bit of onion in your dinner. l.s

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Text - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal My wife and I announce when we're going to the bathroom, but it's more a way of saying, "I'm not watching the kids, so if they die in the next 4 minutes it's all your fault."

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Property - Pre-Baby After Baby

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Car - "Why don't you want anymore kids? They are such a blessing!" My blessing: BULG

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Blond - How you feel after carrying your toddler around for too long @stavathomiesblog

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Food - Me as a parent Oh fuck Oh well

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Wildlife - Feeling like a bad parent? Quokkas toss their babies at predators so they can escape

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Face - Types of Headaches Migraine Hypertension Stress Children ONDECENTMEG @fHEDECENTMOTHER

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Eyewear - Kids be like "Watch this" then do a jump and spin wasting my fucking time

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Thirty-Nine Silly Memes For Bored People

These memes will lift your spirits. Well, we can’t guarantee that, but we can hope. Scroll down for some prime entertainment, and click here if you want more! You know you do…

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Product - Everyone:"Are you gonna continue to post shitty memes? Me: YEAH BUOY

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Text - Henry Sotheran Ltd @Sotherans "I bought another book" - transactional - people will ask if you REALLY need more books - reminds you of your bank balance "I paid a terrible price for this knowledge" - classy Faustian vibes - intimidating - implies all books are priceless treasures. which they are. O 69.9K 5:44 AM - Nov 5, 2019

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Cartoon - *May the best one win* AMDA NVIDIA. GEFORCE *autistic screeching CUDA RADEON GRAPHICS INTEL HD GRAPHICS

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Amphibian - Ihate when girl's friends say "you better not hurt her, or else" Imao like wtf are you gonna do Jennifer? Call me a fuckboy in a group message? Ohh i'm so scared.

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Pink - When you trying to buy food from your daughters pretend restaurant and she comes back saying your card was declined! First of all the service is horrible here and prices are outrageous! FRINCE

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Hair - When you get soap in your eye but you tryna see the demon in the shower with you

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Operating system - why are they stirring macaroni at 1am

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Hair - Me: Is this birdcage made out of nickel? Pet Store: Aluminum I think Me: So there's no nickel in this cage? Pet Store: Don't you dare! Me: It's a nickleless cage Pet Store: GET OUT! Worth it

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Dog - WeRateDogs® O @dog_rates This is Pixel. She was photographed before and after being told she's the best girl in the whole wide world. 13/10 suspicions confirmed 8 аро 9:10 AM · 11/18/19 · Twitter for iPhone

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Fictional character - KEY TO YENNEFER'S ROOM 2 KEY 2 Common item 0.UI (slavic folk musie stops)

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Text - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal teacher: according to several preschoolers, your son has invented the word "Kinderfarten" me: that's a problem teacher: I'm glad you agree me: I invented "Kinderfarten" 8:12 AM · 11/18/19 · Twitter for iPhone

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Land vehicle - Sleep K.OM 8621 This is brilliant. Playing video games until 5am Sleep NOB, K QM 8621 But I like this.

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Text - badgirlkiki @badgirlkiki_ imagine how frustrated the cashiers at scholastic book fairs are. those kids don't understand tax. their mom gave them $20 and said “books only". they think they can get a book that's $16.99 and an eraser that's $2.99. "yeah right, idiot" the cashier has to say (by law) O 187K 12:24 AM - Nov 18, 2019

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Cartoon - Joe mama jokes don't work I have 2 dads Joe mama so ugly your dad married a man

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Text - Picaresque Thomson l @Mianmath83 Them: Very sorry, sir, we're out of maple donuts. Me: (faraway look)...that's fine...everything's fine...I have to go now.... Night descends, music playing softly. Rain starts falling. A lone figure is seen on the roof of the donut shop. 5:49 AM · 11/18/19 · Twitter for iPhone

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Dog - Oh god, make it stop.

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Text - Dios es mi droga @Lucky_Leftovers My daughter said "daddy we are not friends with Brooklyn because she said I dress weird" No questions asked now I got beef with a 4 y/o named Brooklyn and her father. I dont make the rules to this gang shit. I just play my role. 8:10 PM · 04 Jan 19 from California, USA ·

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Text - Teacher: "Why didn't you use the bathroom at break?" The bathroom at break:

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Text - bit ch tit s @borderlinemom8 Wanted: Hibernation Buddy Must be interested in laying in bed eating junk while watching Netflix. Also must love cuddles and be down with sleeping for the next five months straight. 8:31 AM · 11/17/19 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - When you hear your friend say "oh yeah, that asshole over there loves blink-182" "Oh geez that's

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Text - Policeman: What is your name? Man: The Wizard of Oz Policeman: Your FULL name. Man: (Quietly) The Wizard of Ounces

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Bird - YOU TRIED SCRAMBLING THE WRONG EGG MOTHERFUCKER 35¢ leng nopeDigitalMeddle YourChlidhoodRuined.com

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Text - When the teacher says the test will take a hour but you finish it in 3 seconds and bring the class average down by 15% They said it could not be done

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Text - I want to wake up with I get up you the rest of my life at 5:00 Am Nevermind

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Text - Jenny Nicholson (turkey gobble go... @JennyENicholson They refuse to show us Yoda at the one age we want: whatever age his species considers the most sexy 7:01 AM · 11/18/19 · Twitter for Android

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Hair - i don't trust you if you think violet is not the most relatable character in history Buy Suids for Srat

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Text - SparkNotes @SparkNotes Ending your essay with "in conclusion" - dull | - repetitive - unoriginal Ending your essay with "that's my story and I'm sticking to it" - powerful - definitive clarifies whose story this is (yours) and what you're going to do (stick to it) 7:39 AM - 11/18/19 · Twitter Web App

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Text - YOU WOULON'T STEAL A MEME Photo saved to this device

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Text - Expat Med @DrExpat_ I LEFT MY FRONT DOOR OPEN AND MY ROOMBA JUST WENT OUT AND I CAN'T FIND IT. WHAT ARE THE CONSEQUENCES OF THIS. IT HAS NO NATURAL PREDATORS. 3:50 AM · 19 Dec 18 · Twitter Web Client

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Text - Rachel Therrien @riquelz96 · my dad wrote me a report card when I was 11 PERFORMANCE APPRAISAL 2-N-07 Name Rachel Therrien Using the following scale, assign a score for each of the following attributes: Very Good - 4 Satisfactory - 3 Improvement Needed - 2 Unsatisfactory - 1 Excellent - 5 Personal Habits N/A 2 Brush Teeth/Shower when asked Keeps Room Clean Helps with Chores Does homework Attitude Does not verbally harass parents Does not verbally harass siblings Does not physically harass

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Text - Coach KJ @CoachK_Johnson WAS IT A BAD DAY? OR WAS ITA BAD FIVE MINUTES THAT YOU MILKED ALL DAY? @memezar mil @milupton I didn't need such a personal attack

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Eyewear - When your car is making a really weird noise but your bank account is empty Nothing's wrong, I can'feel it

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Text - dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch son: thanks for takin me to astronaut practice dad i had so much fun :) buzz aldrin: this isn't a game. remember why we're doing this. son: *serious nod* moon revenge O 3,916 9:16 AM - Dec 9, 2018

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Text - Idk who needs to hear this but this means your high beams are on and I can't see shit because of it.... EO

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Text - Anonymous said When's your bedtime :) pukicho Whenever I next collapse is purely up to the gods Source: pukicho 41,116 notes

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Machine - WANT TO HEAR SOMETHING REALLY FUN ABOUT SCIENCE? YOU WOULD. NERD. PRESS BUT ssyesq: I would love this card. urce. leanaisnotaba.

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Text - Ladies what do we want? Meaningful friendships! More girl nights outs! REAL HUMAN CONNECTION! When do we want it? ... well this week isn't good... I can't do anything after 8pm on a work night... ... Let me check my calendar and get back to you...

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Mental Health Memes For Anyone Trying To Cope With All Of This Crap

We’re all dealing with a lot of sh*t right now, some more than others. We can’t act as your therapist, but we can bring you some relatable content. So while you try to find an actual licensed mental health professional, please take these memes as our offering to you during these trying times.

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Diagram - Depression Anxiety Nothing will go perfectly, so don't even try. I'm tired and nothing is worth the effort. Things must go perfectly, so I must plan endlessly. Fuck. I must plan endlessly for 8,000 things I don't have the energy for one thing, much less 8,000 things. at once. --hey,what's that shiny thing over there? x8,000 ADHD

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Text - Known Unpleasure @known_unpleasure me | Y asking for help COknown unploasure i trying to do everything on my own and then having a breakdown

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Cartoon - me watching everyone go to sleep while i stay up and overthink everything in my life Faceook: @Officialsuperficial Inst gram: @Superficialtech

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Cartoon - When you can tell that your mental illness is taking over your personality but you don't know how to fix it tapiokas: |dont read me like this Photos

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Text - suhojpg *wants to read* *doesnt read* *wants to draw* *doesnt draw* *wants to study a language* *doesnt study the language* *wants to watch new movies* *doesnt watch new movies* *wants to do stuff i like and enjoy* *doesnt* momqueer this is called depression Source: 3cbx

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Cartoon - My last dopamine receptor not giving up on me be like: 00 701 w HERE

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Text - I just need 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the mornings and then I'm recharged and ready to tackle the day

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Face - My family looking at my posts like..

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Text - Aparna Nancherla @aparnapkin www. if you can't handle me at my depression then you don't deserve me at my SURPRISE! it's anxiety now

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Text - When I finally start medication for my mental illness but now I can't laugh or cum It NAS MORE Fur FUN HE

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Text - lex @alexisscarrasco did you grow up with an emotionally unavailable parent so you craved love so bad until you eventually resented it and now when someone tries to show you love it makes you extremely uncomfortable or are you normal

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Text - When people ask me how I solve my problems HW sleep away all unpleasant memories!

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Cartoon - me after waking up from a 30 minute nap 8 hours later

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Text - therapist: u often use humor to deflect serious trauma me: thank u therapist: i didnt say that was a good thing me: what im hearing is u think im funny

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Text - Carlos Maza @gaywonk ME: I don't know why I feel so useless and depressed right now. THERAPIST: There's a pandemic. M: I think I'm just a lazy piece of shit. T: There's a pandemic. M: What's wrong with me? Why can't I just snap out of it? T: Am I muted right now? 19:09 · 5/13/20 Twitter Web App 70 Retweets 460 Likes

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No One Knows What’s Going On In My Brain

Funny meme that reads, "Me explaining my way of thinking to normal people" above a photo of an alien explaining something to a human woman

…Not even me!

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Thirty-Four Hilarious Memes To Numb The Boredom

Instead of feeling sad about being quarantined, just numb all of your feelings with memes! That’ll work, right? Sure, let’s go with that. Click here for more very stupid entertainment!

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Cartoon - Parents: Buys their kid a 2,000$ gaming setup Kid: plays video games Parents:

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Face - Entire world: "stay home" Florida: No, I don't think I will. adam.the.creato

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Chef - CINES SIGARETTA Marlbern Smoking kills Varlberm imgflip.com

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Muscle - Dad with Daughter Dad with Son

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Text - The decline of civilization can be traced back to when they stopped putting toys in cereal boxes

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Animated cartoon - Mom: Sweet dreams! The diabetic kid:

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Green - Do you need some help... Hey! THE WEB? ..connecting to...

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Text - stop imagining fake scenarios and hurting your own feelings No, I don't think I will.

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Fictional character - Write your name in reverse! It's your demon name. Cromic fatts marvel de People named Bob.. Maybe I am a Demon made with mematic

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Text - I be drowning in champagne, but the "cham" is silent

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Cartoon - ВОВ II UNILAD • 2 MIN READ England's Oldest Man Says Key To Reaching 111 Is 'Avoiding Dying' sigh He has such a way with words.

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Photo caption - Not to get political or anything but what the fuck is oatmeal

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Dog breed - When the game is loading and you see your idiotic reflection in the screen.

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Recreation - PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT PEOPLE AT THE BEACH WHEN YOU ARE PEOPLE AT THE BEACH

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Job - Even wars are on hold due to the virus Proving they were never essential

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Shoulder - Me staring at a random spot in the room, trying to trick a ghost into thinking I can see it:

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Axolotl - Using Drake Template Using Axolotls becasue it's Earth day and we need to save them

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Dog - Best part of the song GPS- voice

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Human leg - FUN FACT: OVER 2 MILLION PEOPLE HAVE KNEES

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Animated cartoon - Joe Exotic is Steve Irwin's Wario

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Clothing - This Shirt Is Sending Mixed Messages NEVER CASHI D O YSUR BEST SAVE 20 QUIT AR Never do your best, quit Never Quit, do your best

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Hair - Remember Ken from Toy Story 3? This is him now. Feel old yet?!

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Barechested - Watching my Grubhub driver drop off my $40 meal from a fast food restaurant that's literally 3 blocks away

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Community - pray for any managers these ladies come across drgrayfang WOME FOR - TRUM

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Supermarket - Emily A. @emzorbit My grocery store has replaced the salad in the salad bar with.... liquor. DVBK CHOCorvIE 50 ML BOTTLES IFTING SAMPUNG MEW UGUORS COOKING G

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Cartoon - 2020 Another tragedy Me 2020 Me used to the shitty year

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Text - Bob Ross: *draws a branch* me: nice Bob Ross: *draws second branch* cause everyone needs a friend me: *holding back tears* nice

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Text - HIGH FIVE 50% less bacteria than a handshake FIST BUMP 90% less bacteria than a handshake Sweep the leg 100% less bacteria than a handshake

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Text - Gougle cant stand people correcting me ALL IMAGES SHOPPING VIDEOS NEWS Did you mean: can't stand people correcting me made with mematic

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Vehicle door - Iron-Man : Rich billionaire with a powerful suit Thor : God of lightning Ant-Man: Cinfinitedoggo ok so basically im very smol

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Text - 6 year old me drinking apple juice from a fancy glass

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Photo caption - Kids getting introduced to Y in math after learning X: This is getting out hand. Now there are two of them!

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Photo caption - Me to myself: Just be normal, you are on a date. Me five seconds later: APPLANCE I love refrigerators!

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Text - my neek, my back my crippling aniety attacks

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Thirty-Four Miscellaneous Memes To Defeat The Blues

Let’s face it: you’ve got the blues, we’ve got the blues, we’ve all got the blues. Everything sucks right now and we’re just thankful for the existence of memes. Let’s all pour one out for memes.

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Product - "Can one of y'all wipe my ass?"

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Face - Wife : While we're out let's stop by Wal-Mart Me :

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Cartoon - The problem isn't a shortage in toilet paper. The problem is people taking more than they need. Supermarkets: People: *Realising the same logic applies with other resources.* The 1%:

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Product - Me fixing my life @CabbageCatMemes

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Text - Ja Rule O @jarule · 3d If y'all need me l'll be in Alaska... Q 244 27437 ♡ 2,105 Kokain Dawkins @kokain_dawkins Replying to @jarule Nobody has needed you since 2005 bro

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Asphalt - 130 My dude is washing the ground... In the rain... And that's what it's like to be in the Army.

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Management - MOS sarcasmmother Thave trust issues but Putin is on another level #FHV

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Wrestling - @the.atomic.elbow Me Toilet handles ue

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Text - Ernie informs Bert who's gonna give it to him

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Dinosaur - Oh shit! The economy!!

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Text - If Frodo fit the ring perfectly into his butt would he disappear or would his poop vanish temporarily as it passed through? Me: The cashier at Target:

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Mammal - How I show up to a job interview knowing I used the word "orchestrated" on my resume. @StupidResumes

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Photo caption - If God, made a man, in his own a image, why aren't we all, like.invisible? Father Guido Sarducci CJ Kalish

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Furniture - Pillow fort couch AYEND

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Facial expression - Now that I have children I really understand the scene in Return of the Jedi where Yoda is so tired of answering Luke's questions he just up and dies.

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Action-adventure game - When you're done looting dwemer ruins

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Yoda - Checking up on that one Ex You Dead yet Bitch made with mematic Pictune Quotes & Creator App

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Hat - When your son finds some cool rocks on your nature hike They were like golden nuggets to that boy.

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Games - All Dogs Heaven EXCEPT FOR THOSE CLASS TRAITORS IN THE PAW PATROL

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People - SETHWAR

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Text - amazingmars self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void A the-official-nasa May we suggest a Soothing Bath™ instead Source: amazingmars 481,817 notes

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Media - Ehe HARD Times The Hard Times @REALpunknews Report: 78% of American Corporations Living Stimulus to Stimulus の Walmar hevn Exenti onMo at&t MorganChase b herrca ConocoPhitips Report: 78% of American Corporations Living Stimulus to Stimulus thehardtimes.net 9:00 AM · 28 Mar 20 · Buffer

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Text - I know this. When this ends- AND IT WILL-every game will sell out, every restaurant will have a 2-hour wait, every kid will be glad to be in school, everyone will love their job, the stock market will skyrocket, every other house will get TP'd, and we'll all embrace and shake hands. That's gonna be a pretty good day. Hang in there, World.

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Text - FUCK 2019 SHEERS TO 2020 10 Haunting Photos Taken Moments Before Disaster 1,852,483 views 2K I 610

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Dog - The Thirteen Colonies: *throws tea into the ocean* The British Empire: do u wanna fucken go? lean in_my_terea

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Nose - "Real Fact #1470 Of the 193 members of United Nations, Britain has Invaded 171 of them. Get all the "Real FactN' at smaple Britain:

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Cartoon - when your opponent is better than expected.

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Text - God: I made Eve for you and these animals so you wouſdn't be alone Adam: And who is that in the lake God: I don't know. She was there when I got here

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Door handle - Just pulled the door handle off, safe to say the fucker was as surprised as I was..

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Text - the drake gatsby 8 @DrakeGatsby Me: Man T-Rexes looked so col Scientist: Nah actually they looked like giant idiot birds Me: Oh bummer. They were great hunters tho Scientist: There's evidence they were scavengers Me: Ok maybe just stop ruinin- Scientist: They wore socks with sandals

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Text - The food that's left at the supermarket during a panic, that's what dating in your 30s is like.

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Fresh Tweets That Reflect These Crazy Times

Listen. We get it. Things are pretty tough right now. We’ve all got cabin fever and are extremely tired of seeing everyone and their mom share pictures of the sourdough starters and banana bread. But. Looking at Twitter, and all its wonderfully relatable self-deprecating gems, we’re definitely not alone. We’re sure there’s a tweet or two in here that you relate to. And if not? Well, you just occupied yourself for about five minutes. Congratulations.

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Text - Matt. @MattTheBrand fun ways to improve your mental health (i think) - go for a walk make small useless purchases - sip coffee on a porch - pet a cute animal - - revenge | 6:48 PM · 5/22/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Simon Holland O @simoncholland Glad Marshalls is reopening, summer wouldn't have been the same without some slightly irregular fashions and obscure snacks. 5:43 AM · 5/19/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - nige, cardigan aficionado @sensual_dad a sourdough starter is just an artisanal tamagotchi for millennials 8:08 PM · 5/21/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - fat belly shar @Sharbillionaire My baby brother has a stutter and sometimes gives up saying what he wants to say when he sees people are getting impatient but talks my ears offf. A few days ago we're talking and he says "you understand me" with teary eyes. Guysss, idk if it's possible to feel anymore love 10:16 AM · 21 May 20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Jessie @mommajessiec My husband said he did a double take of me when he first met me but l've also seen him do a double take of a free pile of dirt. 8:43 AM 5/8/20 - Twitter for iPhone 255 Retweets 1,467 Likes Dog Lover @DogLovinBear 8h Replying to @mommajessiec Wait, FREE dirt? 21 piscadoro @piscadoro - 8h Replying to @mommajessiec and @justmiche74 Where was the free dirt, do you think it's still there

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Text - tom @pilau daddy bear: who's been sleeping in my bed? mommy bear: who's been sleeping in my bed? baby bear: why are you in separate beds wtf 4:31 PM · 5/20/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - WTFDAD @daddydoubts 3yo: look mom l'm a bartender! Wife: you're a pretend bartender? 3yo: no l'm a real bartender! Me: he's not lyin this old fashioned is on point. 5:48 PM · 5/22/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Anna @AnnaDoesntWant2 An Israeli professor was bored during quarantine so he invented a rapid coronavirus breathalyzer test that is 90% accurate. When I'm bored during quarantine I eat cookies. 4:43 AM · 5/22/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Wildlife - Katie Didn't @Pork_Chop_Hair When a friend laughs at your joke and you are also laughing, that's the moment: That's when you go in for the kiss. 3:43 PM · 1/2/19 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - The Alex Nevil @TheAlexNevil *musicians on Titanic ask panicking passengers for requests *in the distance, someone yells "Freebird" 3:17 PM · 5/22/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Ms Evilroyslade TM @msevilroyslade I put on mascara to go to the supermarket today, like some sort of shameless, pandemic hussy. 6:32 AM · 4/16/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Fish - Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969 wife: okay, who wants the last cook- me: 12:26 PM · 5/22/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Son of Dad @ThugRaccoons ) The butterfly, uh uh that's old, let me see your tootsie rol| Me: Oh hell yeah! Time to hit the dance floor!! *instantly tears ACL* 7:07 AM · 1/4/18 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Steve @AnExocticBeach I walked by my scale today and relatively sure it mumbled "oh fuck no" 1:41 PM · 4/9/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Divergent Mama @Divergentmama Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the summer break beyond homeschool. 6:06 AM · 5/22/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - but did u cherish @butdiducherish The best way to feel better about your kids being terrible sleepers is to surround yourself with friends whose kids sleep worse than yours. Stay tuned for more tips on pretending things are good. 7:27 AM · 5/22/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Mommy Needs A Life @mom_needsalife My son heard me saying that I want to get a new love seat. He keeps calling it a love couch and now it just sounds dirty. 7:45 AM · 5/22/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Darlin' Darla @Darlainky Coming out of lockdown with the vivaciousness of a long-hibernated, hungover, fattened-up, still tired beast. 12:08 PM · 5/22/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Ham on Wry @realHamOnWry I bought a volumizer shampoo to make my hair look thicker, but all it did was create a poofy edge around my bald spot like a fairy ring in the lawn. 9:33 AM · 5/22/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Worst Cass Scenario @WorstCassie Just once l'd like to go to the beach at sunset with a sheer bathing suit, covered in sequins and seafoam, with a professional light kit and a camera crew to capture the glorious moment a wave destroys 7 hours of hair, makeup and spray tan. 3:35 PM · 5/22/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - BRIANIAC® @BGH70 Lie to me like you're an hour long infomercial. 11:30 AM · 5/22/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Starring Michelle @starringmichel Thelped my kids build a fort. Once established, they put up the following sign and announced "None of your features can enter these parameters! ...I don't know what that means, but I mean it!" It you need totell us Something, knock on the pin k Chair and we'll open Up.

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Text - Miss V @MissV12345 An out of state friend recently said to me, "Everyone in LA should have a dashcam" I responded, "We do, but we all keep them front facing to take selfies while we drive' 11:30 AM · 5/22/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Joel Hiller @joel_hiller I think if I had to sum up ldaho in one image it would be the family I just saw out in their yard with two toddlers in swimsuits. It's 45 degrees. 10:32 AM · 4/18/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Simon Holland O @simoncholland With many traditional summer activities cancelled my kids are excited for more time to dedicate to leaving the door open. 9:28 AM · 5/20/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Matthew A. Cherry O @MatthewACherry Mike looked like an extra in Shawshank Redemption right here KB24 Forever @FastTimesAtRF · 5/10/20 The infamous Canadian tuxedo mike had on Imao 6:16 PM · 5/10/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Christy @CheeseDaydreams Imiss girls' nights. Drinking tequila and telling my dog about the benefits of my current IUD just isn't the same. 1:30 PM · 5/21/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Ashley Nicole Black O @ashleyn1cole How is FedEx still trying to pull "we tried to deliver but you weren't home?" I'm the most home l've ever been. 2:57 PM · 5/22/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland Me: *Staying inside all day and seeing no one because we are in quarantine* Wife: Is that what you are going to wear? 6:00 AM · 5/22/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Max, my name is Max @RunTheMouth I was working in a movie theatre in France, a customer started an argument with my manager, who was a highly functional alcoholic and did not give a fuck about pleasing Karens. She stupidly went "the customer is king", to which he replied "we're in France, we decapitate kings." 4:28 am · 23 May 20 · Twitter Web App

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Food - nathan @868nathan My plans 2020 IT 1920407 17-11 H AL DANSK ish Butter Gookies

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Text - daniela @ayyydaniela Me: "Im so forgiving, I dont hold grudges" Also me: 1:56 Replied to your story highlight Replied to your story highlight But all ur angles are good Double tap to like Back in 7th grade you fat shamed me and humiliated me in front of everyone pretending there was an earthquake when I fell. Replied to your story highlight Hop out of my DM's bitch

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Food - madison is skating @madibskatin day one of my zero waste journey! used my pasta water from breakfast to make my coffee

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Text - Cydni Beer @cydbeer "Quarantine has brought us closer together than we've ever been before." - My Thighs

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Text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unic. @XplodingUnicorn 5-year-old: *makes matching friendship brackets for me and her* Me: Aww. Thank you. 5: We're in a gang now.

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Text - Ashley Fern O @disco_infern0 "Should I workout or drink?" | say to my dog as I pour a glass of wine

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Rat - NxbodyNewsTM @NxbodyNews BREAKING NEWS Meet The Rat Who's Paid Minimum Wage To Chew Holes In Kanye's $3000 T-Shirts Professor Barclay @AlbertBarclay69 Peak capitalism is not immediately knowing if this is satire

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Couch - origami-zombie My mom crocheted a blanket, and one of the cats kept trying to lay on it the whole time she was working on it and every time she put it down. So she used the extra yarn to make him a tiny one and he loves it so much

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