There’s Always A Spider

Funny wrestling meme about showering

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The Crown’s Princess Diana Has Reached Peak Relatable Meme

Netflix’s The Crown premiered its highly anticipated fourth season on Sunday, and fans have been gushing over both Olivia Colman‘s performance as Queen Elizabeth II, and the introduction of Princess Diana (bravely played by Emma Corrin).  But the biggest “win” of all has probably been the intensely relatable (and self-deprecating) memes that are being made from a clip of Corrin’s Diana going a little too out of her way to look polite and interested. The silly look is being used to describe common situations (think Zoom calls or ordering food at a restaurant) as well as some more specific formative LGBT moments. Whatever the topic, these are easily the best Twitter memes we’ve seen in a long time – and a happy break from the politics. Happy scrolling.

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Did You Know There Is An Election Happening?

Funny Memes, Relatable Memes, 2020 Memes, Election Memes

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It’s Not Much

funny meme about staying up late watching people fight on the internet.

But it’s honest work.

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Every Customer Service Employee Knows This

Funny meme about a customer service employee saying that an item is out of stock featuring Joe Exotic from Tiger King

It’s always the Karens, man.

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Soooo Boring

Funny meme that reads, "You ever get so bored at work that you actually start doing your job" above an image of Mr. Incredible looking bored while working at a desk

It’s all a bunch of BS anyway.

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Something’s Fishy Here

Funny meme that reads, "When you're totally relaxed and have no responsibilities to worry about" above an image of a cartoon dog saying, "That's suspicious"

This never happens.

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It Can’t Be Done

Funny meme that reads, "Millennials trying to send a text without adding lol at the end" above an image of a cartoon man trying to stop his hand from doing something

You gotta add the LOL, you just gotta.

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Best Laid Plans…

Funny meme about procrastination on the internet

Don’t be too hard on yourself. It’s tough to do anything these days.

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Packidge

Funny meme that reads, "Me opening my front door to grab a package the Amazon driver dropped off..." above a an image of a monster coming out of a cave

Give it to me.

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We All Do This

Funny tweet about people using Q-tips to clean out their ears even though a doctor tells them not to

But really it’s true, I do it the correct way.

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No Dating Success In Sight

Funny meme that reads, "Actually how it looks when me and my friends give each other relationship advice" above an image of two clowns having a conversation

Who are we kidding here?

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Mornings Can Get Effed

Funny meme that reads, "All this and I still won't wake up on time" above a photo of a smart phone with a ton of alarms set

Never trust a morning person.

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Thirty-Eight Dumb Memes To Scroll Through While The World Burns

We’re not saying we think you should sit around while the world is clearly on fire, in fact we think everyone should get up and take action. However, when you need a damn break from all of that for five minutes, we’re here for you with memes.

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Technology - Life without sports

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Coca-cola - Rs Coca "It's just a car bro" Car people

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Isaac Newton demonstrating that going outside is gay (ca. 1670)

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Hand - If your Mam doesn't have a flip case and scrolls with her index finger is she even your ma

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Facial expression - Why the fuck did I have to see this Posted in r/memes by u/LiamSAD 6 reddit

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Hair - When u realize he's right in the argument "ok but why are you yelling"

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Photo caption - Dad showing other dads the ribs they grilled over the weekend

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Cat - Men after 40 in social networks be like

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Arm - When someone is making plans you have no intention of going to, so you add "what time?" For decoration

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Cat - awake but at what cost

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Bovine - DeadlyNightshade @231 Tally How can u eat these precious creatures????? YT: The Focus Group @ManLikeKofi Is this rhetorical or are you looking for recipes??

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Hair - Me: I'm more productive when I work from home. Me working from home: @gaybestfriend I got up. Got a latte. Went to the gym. Got a perm and came home.

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Text - *I'm on the phone with my mother* My friends: 'Pass me that cigarette" "Give me that beer" e123R "Sex noises" 123RF

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Text - TURNTDAVE® @turntdave Studies have shown that it do be like that sometimes.

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Text - T heard you like bad girls. Well I'm bad. At everything. *Winks at you with both eyes*

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Mobile phone - "How hot is it outside?" Balls It's hot as balls Today 5PM 6PM 7P 3PM 4PM

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Text - When you're hittin it from behind and she screams "these cheese-fries are gangsta!" Medium Small Large LOAD SIZE steelmemes10

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Face - Guys with the bar of soap they wash their balls with Girls with their $1,000 face wash

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Joint - Fragile sign: *exists* Delivery drivers: ORY 2155

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Text - say you aren't cute one more freaking time I dare you you're fucking cute deal with it @whole.s.ome

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Animated cartoon - A bad situation Me Is this Time for a joke

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Text - Today I am going to give it my some.

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Text - Checking if the guests have left so you can finally walk out of your room & eat the left over food

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Cat - When I try to make food at 3 am without waking my parents but I drop a spoon on the ground E

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Text - I WAS HAVING A PRETTY DECENT DAY UNTIL I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING I SAID WHEN I WAS 13.

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Text - Dani Balenson @dlbee_ Made the bed, kept cleaning the apartment, realized I hadn't seen the cat for a little bit and found him like this

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Organism - Girl's pockets: Guy's pockets: Girl's handbags:

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Text - me: *checked that the door is locked 3 times* my brain: XDoubt

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Cartoon - English tests in 30 years, “QUESTION 5: What is the meaning of this meme?"

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Cartoon - Tommy @DeathBy_Stereo how i look watching horror movies and true crime documentaries

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Text - TOBI @kvngfhaz Me: *bites into burger* Everything on the opposite end of the burger: TOBIOO @kvngfhaz · 19h Bomboclaat.

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Text - [parents aren't home] expectation: *has huge party* reality: *brings laptop to the living room instead of hiding in my room* MemeCenter.com

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Text - misandryad At work like Customer: why is x so much money Me: instead of asking me, the suffering proletariat ask why we continue to let capitalism do us like this. 5.38 please.

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Cartoon - Entering the perfume section of the mall: Finally getting out of the perfume section: Breathing is fun

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Text - All the knowledge available to humankind Dank Memes me

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Cartoon - me realizing someone was hitting on me 4 years later

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Text - when you're at the grocery store and see yourself on the security monitor

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49 Random Memes That Range From Edgy To Relatable

If you’re an equal opportunity meme consumer, you’re going to love this super-sized gallery. It’s got a little big of everything. You a programmer? There’s something here for you. Enjoy political memes? Weird, but we’ve got some memes here for you. And if you enjoy painfully self-deprecating humor, there’s more than enough to go around. You’re welcome.

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Photo caption - When someone asks you why you still play with legos even though you are 23 Professionals have STANDARDS

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Land vehicle - Me: How do you afford supercars? Supercar owners: Tim ΝΟ ΜIFE

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Text - 32 DEC 2019 WHARTOUM AINPONT PASSPOIT Te South Sudan has refused to enter 2020 South Sudan Right Now: They Called me a madman CAFAR

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Cartoon - Programmers making a code language Programmers naming them

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Photo caption - Teacher: give honest feedback on the survey Student:*gives honest feedback* Teacher: WH.GOV You weren't suppose to do that

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Text - my teacher: what are you laughing at? me: nothing my brain: one dollar

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People - *things going well as l'm chilling with a girl* My stomach: CK I'm about to en this man's whole career

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Text - Mom: you can't keep cardboard tubes and expect people to understand Me, an intellectual:

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Face - aliens waiting for their month as scheduled:

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Grass - Taxi passengers in porn when asked to pay for the ride In terms of money.......... we have no money

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Text - me speaking great English even though it's my second language my teacher wondering how? video games and movies

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Text - My math skills at age 10 My math skills now 15×13=195 Is 8 a number?

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Games - 2020 every month [adult swim) Oh boy, here i go killing again.

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Text - Canadians watching whatever the fuck is happening in usa

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Text - When she don't add "as a friend" after "I love you" I haven't programmed that path yet.

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Child - Epic games after they sold GTA for free and the whole USA is in chaos now

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Mode of transport - Fighting Corona Start a Civil War ENREY ubruder sag bloss USA Rest of the world

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People - Me: I have to stop laughing at immature things as I am no longer a kid. The old men across the street: NIS

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Text - Woman in China sends 1,000 kg onions to ex-boyfriend to make him cry That woman right now: My goals are beyond your understanding

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Text - Someone: acts normal Florida: we don't do that here KINO ECK 116

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Cartoon - Sibling: you're adopted you idiot Me: well at least they wanted me Sibling: Me:

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Text - Congratulations; you made it to June JUMANJI ww Welcome to level 6 of JUMANJI.

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Photo caption - Mom- *Goes to an expensive salon* Also mom when I want a burger- In terms of money.......... we have no money

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Photo caption - Me: Sir can I drink some acid? Chemistry Teacher: Of course not! Me: What if I wear safety goggles? Chemistry Teacher: l'll allow it.

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Photo caption - 2020: finally ends 2021: we're doing a sequel

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Cartoon - Kids in 2035 when the assignment is to read the whole 2020 chapter: Visible Frustration]

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Dog - you crazy son of a b, you did it

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Dinosaur - YouTube loading ads: YouTube loading videos:

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King cobra - Cobra Bites Man, Man Bites Back and Kills Cobra John Farrier • Thursday, August 23, 2012 at 8:00 PM • 1 He's too dangerous to be left alive

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Land vehicle - Other people: omg my crush was in my dream! My dreams:

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Facial expression - Kelly @k3llytweets boys literally have O excuse for not having communication skills bc I've seen y'all play group video games and you describe where ur at like it's life or death you wouldn't get it

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Arm - Snails be like: teekay 1004

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Text - I'm gay а) Yes b) No с) Мaybe d) -leave blank- In case if you haven't noticed, you've fallen right into my trap

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Photo caption - Dad:I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage. Kid:why ru doing that ? Dad: so u don't get bored there. wait a minute

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Text - my mom:who ate all the chocolate chip cookies? 6 year old me: Gone. Reduced To Atom.

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Combat sport - Nobody: Ebola on 1st day of June : Ebola Corona made with mematic

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Muscle - When you are learning controls in new game but suddenly boss music starts playing made with mematic

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Text - Kim Jong Un @KimJongUnNuking Lmao got my first intercontinental ballistic missile working, where should i send my first nuke United States of America 15% Japan 4% Jake Paul's house 68% Pyongyang 13% MEMES I love democracy

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Text - in any stepmom porn "only two of us will know that, okay" cameraman: There's three, actually

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Child - Glass companies watching the protests

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Facial expression - When a girl tells you she's acting the way she's acting because of her zodiac sign

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Animated cartoon - When 2020 jumps from "The Walking Dead“ to “The Purge“ in a matter of days: What is this, a crossover episode?

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Text - @missing_lighter The BDSM community needs to get in on the protests. If hordes of leather and latex people charging into rubber bullets yelling HARDER DADDY doesn't unnerve the police nothing will 1:33 AM 02 Jun 20 Modern problems require oden solutions

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Motor vehicle - Me wondering how America went from WWIII to quarantine to Civil war in less than half a year what the hell happened here?

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Captain america - Nobody: The clothes on my chair at 3AM: Maybe I am a monsta &FILMIC BOX

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Furniture - UR GAY 10 minutes ago · Unlike i 1- Reply Gay i straighter than the pole your mom dances on! Just now Like that's a lot of damage CIF

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People - Drew Curtis @DrewCurtis Admission: I'm a time traveler from 2020. Enjoy 2016 - it's as good as it gets for awhile 8:25 AM - Dec 31, 2015 - 44.7K Retweets 97.2K Likes The Internet HE IS HE IS THE MESSIAH!

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Face - kids in 2055 when they see that theres a different history unit for every week of 2020:

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Text - That Cricket Blog Steven Hawking: Mayans miscalculated by 8 years, 2020 is actual end of civilisation ThatCricketBlogger 7 years ago 7 years ago Steven Hawking i should not have said that

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Random Weird Memes That Certainly Beat Thumb-Twiddling

Let’s just get this out of the way: 2020 has been the worst year of most of our lives to date. We’re all tired and we don’t want to think anymore. These memes aren’t much, but we hope they’ll help you temporarily recharge your brain!

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White - ARE YA WINNING, LOVE SON? SIMON w-what? i said, are you winning, son? i... i know, it's just... that's the first time you've called me "son"

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Text - Clip art - Mom: My little boy is a real angel Her little boy:

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Product - did you schedule an appointment INTU

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Text - Text - Viviane Schwarz @vivschwarz Zoom sucks, we started having editorial meetings in Red Dead Redemption instead. It's nice to sit at the campfire and discuss projects, with the wolves howling out in the night

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Text - Terrestrial animal - FELLAS if yagir has long legs! dummy thicc thighs and is vegetarian THATSNOT YA CIRL that's Apatosaurus louisae

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Text - lamNOTdead Just tired ugly PLEASE LET ME SLEEP!!! ilyasaurus Reblog if you, too, are not dead- only tired and ugly. duckandorpenguin same

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Food - 4 OPEN Gerbere Baby's first heart attack Gerber BLE Ghost Peppers 4180 7 nd ZFoods NET WT/PESO NETO 4 0Z (113g) TEAR HERE

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Organism - is your feline melting? or he just likes to play with the spacetime continuum

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Suit - ST JOHNS CHURCH PARISH HOUSE She Doesn't Even Go Here

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Text - Land vehicle - TIRES TIRES 20 TIRES 19" RES LOR 18" FALKE 81 UNLOT 17 RES ome IAMTUE END OF THE WORLD TDI GOLF *TEXAS MJG-7674 The Lone Star State

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Text - Cat - New York LIVE 10:51 PM BREAKING NEWS LOCAL CHONKY CAT TELLS TRANSPHOBES TO EAT GLASS Also demands to be told she's pretty made with mematic

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Motor vehicle - Total Social and Economic Collapse OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR

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Text - Self help tip: Do one thing a day that scares you. Text someone first. Ask your crush to hang out. Purposefully irritate a wild raccoon. Fuck a cactus. The only one stopping you is yourself.

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Vertebrate - HUP

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Text - Text - Have you ever experienced... BIG BEN

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Food - dave just fucking died whos dave the guy we had in our basement ok chesecak chesecak

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Text - Sky - | scream into the void.. @surrealslapps ....and God answers with cosmic laughter

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Text - Portrait - When you tap your pockets and you can't feel your phone

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Text - Neck - You HAVEN'T TRULY EXPERIENCED TOILET PAPER. UNTIL YOU PHAVE ENJOYED IT IN THE ORIGINAL KLINGON

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Text - sammy @astolfoschild anime is cool cause u can watch characters do stuff that's impossible for u like using magic powers or making friends 3:34 am · 16 May 20 · Twitter for iPhone

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millipedes - jessicaedwardsspellingbee2000 reply with top 5 time periods you fantasize about being in fried-ferret 1-5: Early Cambrian Babey!!!!!!! Source: jessicaedwardsspellingbee2000

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Organism - edgy depressed dumbass bitch Hallucigenia Trilobite Habelia thot Kootenichela đeppi Wawaxia Opabinia Regalis bastard Anomalocaris Helmetia Aysheaia

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Text - Karl Tomlinson @KarlTO Those space X lads aren't due back for a while. Plenty of time for everyone to buy a gorilla suit and learn to ride a horse.

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Violet - TIME FOR WRATH

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Text - Text - Chakotay, look at this Icall it "timeout protocol" You'terrify me [mouthing "I'm sorry"] sometimes, Captain.

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Organism - millipedes 300 million years ago WILD GREEN MEMES millipedes now I am the largest terrestrial invertebrate of all time and someone touched me so I will now curl up for an hour have few, if any, predators

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Text - Product - what the FUCK is oatmeal

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Cartoon - I'm Sick Of CRYING BREAK Tired Of TRYING BREA Yeah l'm SMILING But Inside l'm DYING

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Adaptation - BIRDS ARE PLANTS LEAFS FRUIT SEED ROOTS WAKE UP SHEEPLE! imgfip.com

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Memes & Tweets For People With Nothing Better To Do

While many things may seem uncertain right now, there’s one thing we can definitely count on: memes. Even as unrest and illness plague the globe, meme-makers and posters are still hard at work giving us the comedy we need to survive. And we’ve got a whole lot of that comedy right here for you.

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Mammal - Me getting out of bed at 7:55 to start working at 8

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Cat - I present you: chonky cat CANKLES

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Cartoon - TONIGHT AT 1. DO00000000000000M!

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Cartoon - you HAVE FORGOTTEN ME SIMBA REMEMBER WHO you ARE... GET THE F@X OUT OF MY CLOUDS REMEMBER SIMBAMA DAD? @GOOFYGODSCOMICS

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Cartoon - CHECK OUT MY HOT NEW ROMPER | AM SO COOL AND ATTRACTIVE SADGIRL POP

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Text - I will bitch about heat. I will bitch about cold. I will bitch about sunshine, and about growing old. I will bitch about everything, inside and out. You will find there is nothing I can't bitch about.

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Roundup Of Amusing Memes To Fill The Void In Your Heart

With all of the crazy sh*t going on in the world right now, we figured you could use a distraction, and that’s where memes come in. They’re our gift to you. You’re welcome.

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Dog - BEWARE OF THE DOG

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Text - Frank Lotion @702Austin parents: "come here." me: "okay" me to myself: "they know everything. I knew that this would happen. I should have deleted everything" parents: "how do you turn on Netflix?" 10/10/18, 20:42

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Human - Me : i will never spend my money on stupid shit again Also me few minutes later : Ahmed@idmsf IPad

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Cat - This cat lost vision in one eye, but thanks to modern technology advancements, his vision was repaired

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Text - butasparrow: touchmypopsicle: it's kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked the second one was kind of unexpected but no one is disagreeing

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Ceiling - Become a nurse they said, it'll be fun they said.

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Signage - Seventh-Day Adventıst Church THE MOST POWERFUL POSITION IS ON YOUR KNEES

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Text - p One 99 Look at the bottom right corner That's left stupid There you go

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Clothing - When you wear loose boxers

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Text - Kaelyn @kaelyned Fellas, y'all have to try harder than a "you're pretty". The 38 yr old middle eastern men in my DMs have already written 6 poems and promised me all their assets

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Text - I'm not in fighting shape but this will be no problem CHRISTMAS BAZAAR & CRAFT SHOW Fight Children with Diabetes Fundraiser Sunday December 1" 10am-4pm at Royal Canada Legion 3850 Lakeshore Blvd. West Visit Santa Claus From 12pm - 1:30pm

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Door - Opportunity was seen and taken. Kudos to you, door installer.

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Rock - When your "cheat meal" becomes a "cheat life"

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Product - Employer: Says here you got all C's in high school Me: I identify as an A student Employer: That's not how this works IG: TheFunnyIntrovert

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Font - 2h 3m Member Lol 2h 3m "Co-leader Deven I know you're in the hospital and we're praying For you but you need to attack in the war

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Text - Me trying to flirt Hey Hey how are you? Good, how are you doing? Good thanks and you? Good and you? Good thanks Good

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Text - meh @bonehugsnirony me: [having a normal conversation but also wondering if bees consider us thieves or business associates]

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Text - I'm sorry but l've been laughing at this for ten minutes Hannah Dreier O @hannahdreier Venezuela's president, already mocked for gaining weight amid a hunger crisis, pulls out an empanada from his desk during a live TV address.

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Scuba diving - When you find out approximately 95% of all ocean critters remain undiscovered. Alright then, keep your sea crits.

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Face - I DONT KNOW I NEVER CHEATED ON YOU I LOVE YOU BABE I didn't mean to send that

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Text - I want to name my daughter mayonnaise and shorten it to May. May isn't short for anything so no one will ever ask what her full name is but she'll constantly live with the knowledge that she's named after a condiment. 9:03p earthdad: I'm dating a supervillian

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Text - 8:32 PM Google How to get flexible in 5 minutes X 8:43 PM Google How to fix a pulled muscle in 5 minutes x

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Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland This morning, on a whim, I decided to change my toaster setting from 3 to 4. Welcome to the new me, thanks for following my journey.

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Text - I guess the question I have for people who love LaCroix is have you tried any other beverages

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Motor vehicle - Friend: "u can't just spend ur time doing hecking sick razr tricks" Me: "skrrt skrrt MF"

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Hair - friend: "are you good?" me, after 4 vodka cranberries, appearing from the bathroom where I knocked over the toiletries and took five drunk selfies: @joeykerbz

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Text - When you ask her how her day was and she actually tells you

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Text - slutty satanistTM @_garbage_girl_ if i die and come back as a hillbilly is that called reintarnation

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Text - Congratulations Tu Youyou on winning the Nobel prize in Medicine. And also for being the most confusing person to sing happy birthday to.

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Cartoon - Thoughts? R @rvkhsvr when i'm having a convo past 1AM and the other person takes longer than 3 seconds to reply

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Boredom-Busting Memes For Superior Time Wastage

Memes may not be the answer to all of life’s ills, but they’re definitely pretty adept at solving one of our biggest issues: Boredom. When you’re sad and listless? Look at memes. When you’re sick of Netflix? Look at memes. When you’re bored and watching Netflix? Yeah, that’s a good time to look at memes. And we’ve got a ton of ’em here for you.

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Organism - Villains when they get a chance to kill Side Characters Villains when they get a chance to kill Hero imgflip.com

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Flightless bird - white girls after posting "justice for George" on their intagram stories Well boys, we did it. racism is no more.

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Plush - Nobody: 'Educational' dentist toys:

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Dog - When payday lands and you start buying unnecessary things

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Crab - Me being really good at English even though it's my second language The hundreds of games that I've played and thousands of movies and shows that I've watched

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Turtle - Photo of Earth from space. Checkmate you science pricks.

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Product - Psychological Facts @factsionary ...: .. Lonely people take longer, hotter showers or baths to replace the warmth they're lacking socially or emotionally. Storm @stormyamaya okay I wasn't expecting to be attacked like that

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Table - Quarantine day number eleven: I learned how to use the enchantment table

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Text - octopus/caveman @OctopusCaveman Inventor: I created a button on the microwave for popcorn Guy: To cook it perfectly? Inventor: *eating fistfuls of ash* Yes 16:32 · 5/17/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Facial hair - When your boss asks for proof you're in hospital boredpanda.com

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Cartoon - YEAH I PROGRAM IN PYTHON: PLEASE Y KILL ME. H N MADE WITH PAINT.NET

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Adaptation - A risk was calculated But man I'm bad at math

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Chicken - POF empezardexerox Adebe 1957 1978 2005 905 g 1,808 g 4,202 g homobile fucking hell how old is this chicken

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Face - Programming: What it looks What it's like: actually: SHA

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Cartoon - A FRIEND HE'S SO STUPID. AND DIRTY. AND LAZY. # 26 HEYBUDDY COMICS O ft

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Text - When someone asks me when was the last time I got a decent night's sleep... Picture it. Sicily, 1912.

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Giraffe - Josephine A. Sayers @joeyalison I fixed giraffes.

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Text - Being shy and not talking Saying the wrong things Me

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Blue - CTRL there was a spider on my desk but it's under control now

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Text - Therapist: and how does that make you feel? "I am not very good at describing my emotions, maybe you could just hold up a bunch of meme pictures until I see one that I would normally comment the word "mood" on?" eriotgirl rebirth

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Human - NYIRO Making money by completing contracts and quests. Making money by selling heaps of random junk to merchants

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Cartoon - alamy When Grandma gives you 50$ for your Birthday

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Action-adventure game - THE GUY THAT TAKES AN HIGHER GRADE PEOPLE THAT DID ALL THE WORK MME

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Facial expression - me, an american, seeing all the memes about my country falling apart Ah, humor based on my pain. Ah, ha, ha.

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Text - Jake Paul in the Middle of Looting at Arizona Mall tmz.com Our expectations for you U vere low HOLY FUCK but

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Cartoon - staying informed staying off social media to preserve my mental health

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Text - Random YouTuber: *Says light swear word* YouTube: $ Demonitized. Rappers: *Have 34 strippers in their video* YouTube: ohumor mepink l'll allow it. u good vision

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Text - wholesomefreakout fucking kid gets fucking murdered for wearing a hat 10000 u/shutupkeren MANY WIN StUpiD 9AMES pLaY STUPID pRiZes u/bootlicker1337 he was stupid but he didnt deserve that u/keanuchungus100 3141592 SHUT THE FUCK UP

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Suit - 1 think I'm going deaf Tell me about the symptoms Marge has blue hair and Homer is a fat guy made with memauc

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Organism - Erasers: *sacrifices their entire lives to make up for human's mistakes* Humans:

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Cat - When you fight a boss but the theme song changes to a faster version OH NO

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House - anyone still remember the times when desert temples had wool instead of clay?

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Fictional character - My eraser Have mercy, please! Me bored in class There is no mercy. Stabbing it a million times with my pencil

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A Multitude Of Mindless Memes For The Escapist Masses

Life got you down? Boss causing you problems? Relationship in the pits? There’s no better way to combat these feelings than by perusing some extremely dumb and time-wasting memes. Whether weird comics are your thing or relatable shitposts, this gallery has got something in it for everyone. 

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Text - Noella Usborne @no_el_la "feed the cat" - boring - oversimplifies the dynamic - sounds like a chore "fatten the beast" - interesting - pleasing to the ear - gives power where power is due 9:55 AM · 11/5/19 · Twitter for Android

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Text - IN THE WARM CYCLES WE OBSERVE EXC ITING IN WHICH NARRATIVES THIS IS WHERE WE OBSERVE NARRATIVES BEINGS PUNCH EACH OTHER I SRIVAN WHOA ok THEN THEY GIVE A TINY IN THE COLD CYCLES WE OBSERVE DRAMATIC NARRATIVES IN WHICH STATUE TO THE BEINGS WHO YELLED MOST BELIEVABLY BEINGS YELL AT EACH OTHER AH NATHANWPYLE

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Product - Anxiety is literally just conspiracy theories about yourself 21/05/18, 9:16 AM oh shit

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Photography - The beacons are lit 100 SHIREP OSTING Lit AF

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Face - When you walk past a coworker you don't know very well yet shutterstock

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Cartoon - when ur not a morning person but ur toddler is bravingposts this is so accurate tbh

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Text - Matthew Frederickson @itsmattfred The Black Plague was a PR disaster for rats as a species. They never truly recovered until 2007 (release of Ratatouille) 20:06 · 12/11/2019 · Twitter Web App 4,954 Retweets 33.8K Likes Matthew Frederickson @itsmattf... 14h v people in my mentions talking about "stuart little." stuart little is a mouse, you babbling idiots. 27 19 4 472

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Text - MEVERYTHING IS OK AND THAT IS WHY MY W GREETINGS I AM OPERATING THE FLYING UP VOICE IS CALM MACHINE. WE ARE So00 HIGH RIGHT NOW A BUT IF THE MACHINE STARTS TO VIOLENTLY SHAKE YOU WILL GET No SNACKS IF IT CONTINUES TO BE OK MY FRIENDS WILL DISTRIBUTE TINY SNACKS HOPING FOR SNACKS SNACKS LOVE NATHANWPYLE

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Text - When my brain goes on a little adventure instead of attending to the conversation l'm having... CCC

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Text - RESTRICTING MY VISION MAY WE INITIATE OBSCURE AND PURSUE CREATING A SMALL MYSTERY OK AND WHENI DO PREPARED OR NOT, I WILL DISCOVER THERE WILL BE LITERALLY NO og CONSEQUENCES You NATHAN WPYLE

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T-shirt - When you first paycheck hits and you blow it on some sick ass shit Waimart PO0D WAL MART

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Cartoon - When your older relatives are talking about crazy things young adults do nowadays and you gotta act like you're not a part of it. @MasiPopal

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Text - GAME-TONIS HRUNE GAML DENEY GAMI THRONES And seven seasons were gifted to the race of men Who, above all else, desire quality GAT SLASN CAILETE But they were all of them deceived. For another season was made

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Cartoon - I swallow my pills without drinking water Obviously a badass

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Photo caption - When she hits you with 'K' and you begin the scientific method of figuring out what the fuck you did wrong

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Facial expression - Girl: I can't believe you didn't cry in Titanic! Do you have emotion? Have you ever cried? Me: Hay, dad. You once told me that when you come back, we might be the same age. Today is my birthday. Well, now I'm the same age that you were when you left and it'd be really great if you come back soon.

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Text - GRave SashSLAYED @_sashayed some of you youths are gonna be real disappointed when u discover that turning 30 just means you still have all the same weird interests but can't turn your head all the way to the left anymore

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Text - I HAVE EXPLA INED THE SHAPES TO You. TOMORROW You MUST EXPLAIN THEM LIFT ONE LIMB IF YOU UNDERSTAND THE SHAPES TO ME I REGRET UNDERSTANDING NATHANWPYLE

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Text - Dave @DaveApnea me: decides to be productive and closes internet browser and loads up the work I need to do tonight also me: immediately opens browser on phone while waiting for work file to open, gets distracted and browses on phone instead of doing the work

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Text - Dog - "I specialize in roofing"

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Text - Cartoon - When you're attempting to sleep but hear your cat destroying everything you own

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Text - Art - When you show your parents a pic on your phone and they start swiping LEGO

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Text - Cartoon - ME AS A DISNEY PRINCESS

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Text - Text - Donnie Snarko @geraldinreverse well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions

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Text - Organism - HIIII I MISS THAT CREATURE NATHANWPYLE

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Text - Photo caption - When you walk by the automatic air freshener and that bitch goes off

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Text - Font - GUDER CROWDER YOU'RE A DUMB ASS CHANGE MY MIND

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Text - Hat - Walmart: *exists* People that shop at Target:

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Text - Text - Doth @DothTheDoth Edgar Allan Poe: would you like to see what l've hidden beneath my floorboards? Me: look, you spooky bitch, I would love to.

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Text - Text - I hate it when you see a sign and suddenly your plans are ruined

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Text - Text - madison!!! @madisonfrench_ priest: it be like that sometimes congregation: and sometimes like that it be

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Text - Cartoon - Me eating carbs late at night when I promised myself l'd get in shape this year CLASSICAL ART MEMES Pacebook.com/classkalartmemes

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Text - Eyebrow - "Eyebrows should be sisters not twins" fckin hell hun they're not even friends

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Text - Text - when you're walking down the sidewalk & see a cat in someone's driveway

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Text - Adaptation - Me: *accidentally steps on the cat's tail* Cat:

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Text - Cartoon - I DON'T WANNA BE A NORMAL DUCK I WANNA BE A GOTH DUCK LETS GET YOU CLEANED UP, LITTLE GUY HELL YEAH NO FUCK YOU

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Text - Text - Childhood injuries: Fell off my bike Fell out of a tree Twisted my ankle. Adult injuries: Slept wrong Sat down too long Sneezed too hard

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Text - Cat - amanda @mandixpandi awake but at what cost

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Text - Cat - This is what cat engagement photos would look like

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Text - Cat - When my alarm goes off in the morning "This sum bullshit."

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Text - Comics - DON'T WORRY I'M A DOCTOR, SLAP (THAT LL BE 4,000 DOLLARS, SMAK EXTRA FABULOUS COMICS

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Text - Text - when you can't find any fucks to give on earth so you check the astral realm and still nothin @TRUEYOUHEALING

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Text - Text - Netflix: Are you still there? Me: I don't know anymore

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Text - Cartoon - "How's life" COM Very Hard

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Text - Cartoon - THE NEW MACBOOK WHAT? THE PRO IS 4K!! SCREEN? NO, THE PRICE. Cadard TERATED YEZEN S.

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A Hodgepodge Of Memes For All Your Bored Butts

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People - Me leaving a test after only answering the date

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Cartoon - "tHiS iS pRoBabLy gOnNa GeT loST in NeW bUt" You unlocked Clown Outfit

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Cartoon - O@empty_i.s Emptyjs

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Cartoon - SCRATCH THE SOFA ALL YOU LIKE, GARFIELD REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY REVERSE REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY STM DANS I-20

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Output device - When your game runs worse with every patch vidya geym deloepr

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Yellow - haters the boys fake laughing to make you smile the one meme you like but no one likes

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Product - me leaving self checkout after scanning the ps5 as a tomato 321Save 448

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Text - Me: *wakes up from a nap* My leg:

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Text - What I look like The music that doing homework I'm listening to

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Joint - Dinosaurs 66 million years ago Dinosaurs now yeah that's a shooting star Ima make a wish and be immortal

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Text - Date: I love car chase action scenes Me, a fruit stand vendor: I think we're done here

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Text - O PayPal 08:46 PM Hi! I'm PayPal's virtual agent. To get started, simply ask me a question. I am still learning, so if I can't help you I'll direct you to additional resources. BP Brady Pettit 08:47 PM I got scammed O PayPal 08:47 PM Great!

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Bird - m@thew @TweetPotato314 i saw this documentary seven years ago andi think about this line every day Traduire le Tweet All penguins have criminal tendencies,

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Cartoon - me at 9pm: got a big day tomorrow better go to sleep me at 4am:

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Cartoon - Medieval Nyan Cat:

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Photo caption - CHEAP TOILET PAPER MY FINGER imgflip.com

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Sky - The teachers copy What you get

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Tiger - N officialunitedstates FACT OF THE DAY: zebras' stripes are not always black and white. sometimes they are black and orange throwing-lego this is a giraffe

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Helmet - When you're playing a game and start skipping dialogue and cutscenes I do not know who I am.. I don't know why I'm here All I know is that I must kill

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C-3po - BOTS IN SHOOTER GAMES ВOTS IN CHESS

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Felidae - Humans 100,000 years ago Humans today GAG me humgry me hunt mammoth why food delivery slow

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Cartoon - You have more air than chips! Well I learned it from you bitch! Doritos Party Size! Lays Classic Family Size! Pringle What's air?

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Comics - Look at my head f those kids could see they'd be very upset u/master_jbt

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Cartoon - WOAHAAHAHAH.jpg 171 KB JPG "AAAAAAAAAAAAA WTF ITS COMING RIGHT AT US"

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Text - shittymoviedetails In the subversive masterpiece Avengers: Endgame (2019), directors Anthony and Joe Russo made the bold artistic choice to film scenes with a camera, which is why you can see things on the screen. micolashes this is how marvel fans talk about the movies

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Auto part - 2015 Now UBISOFT UBISOFT we made a realistic tactical shooter game based on real operations please play wamai i beg you

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White - You left the seat up! Did you hear me just fall in? Boomers Millennials Gen Z Yes! I came to flush! FEZE Gen X k I HATE MY LIFE Gen X ZE WHS k Gen X WH FEZE k CONSUME

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Natural environment - This is what we've come too feel bad for Class of 2020 Stapleton @mbluvmu This look like a funeral

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Cartoon - SODA THAT MAKES YOU STARE AT Cute PEOPLE Snitro.uwu

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Sports - A Sign God MIT my dumb ass 6bc

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Font - Drinks available: Sprite Diet Coke THE VOID Diet Coke Sprite PUSH PUSH PUSH

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Face - When you plan something then one of your friends backs out and the other ends up backing out too because he doesn't want to be alone with you

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Cartoon - USHRO

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Uniform - Discord roles: *exist* Admins of servers:

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Text - your insecurities put 'em in the bag Yesterday at 10:49 AM please, its all I have left

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Cartoon - GOOD MORNING, PUPILS! A GOOD MORRRRRNING, MISS IRIS! BCDE FGHIJK La LMNOPA Sigrun.be

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People - Met Me Me Me Me

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Photo caption - eniffstuft SAMUEL ALAN JACKSON COUNTRY MUSIC, MOTHERF****R DO YOU SING IT? PARENTAL ADVISORY EXPLICIT CONTENT

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Cartoon - EVERY TIME A LITTLE PART OF MY SOUL DIES I TRY TO MAKE A JOKE ABOUT IT.

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Cartoon - when you politely hold the door open for a girl and don't get sucked off on the spot The nerve of some people

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Text - The Greeks: Invent the alphabet so that no one has to use confusing symbols Modern Humans: Greeks: Y Shame

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Dog - Finally a political movement we can all get behind THOR MICHAELSON SAYS NO TO VACUUMS They're loud and they freak him out. Langn af e

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Text - When the math teacher pulls out the AK-47 and says "now let's get down to subtracting"

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Twenty-Six Entertaining Memes Full Of Stupidity

If you’re here for stupid entertainment then you’re in luck, because that’s what we do. Scroll down for a whole bunch of memes, and then click here when you need more!

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Priesthood - They see me rollin' They Amen

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Text - Whenever someone asks me where l'm going IG davie_dave To get ice cream or commit a felony. HI decide in the car.

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History - Fuck anyone who doesn't like you! wow, that's a lot of sex

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Text - Roses are red, violets are blue, it don't always be like that, but sometimes it do. drip we

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Yellow - I found the perfect costume for you. MORTON DDIZED SALT TNI m ENLN A The Salty Bitch Costume

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Hair - Me: Mom, I just tested positive for Coronavirus. Mom: Te dije que no andes caminando descalzo Cabron

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Yoda - me walking out of the shooty store with my brand new rooty tooty pistol shooty NA AO

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Cat - that wasnt very cash money of you

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Hair - when he takes his hoodie off & his shirt slides upa little Whatya lookin' at my gut fer?

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Aqua - Wear it to protect it durex Iatural rutiber lute contem preervatitan late Tcondon / preervative de ae AMERNEAE Going Out Going In

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People - Me hungover eating breakfast My Mom telling the history of alcoholism in our family GamemengHEST

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Bird - Goosebumps

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Shelf - Made a book shelf for my brick collection Posted in r/DIWHY by u/sassythesasquatch69 O reddit

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Arm - diameter radius radius

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Text - 14 yo girl: "Billie Eilish's songs are so sad" Me: "They aren't though" Girl: "I bet you haven't even experienced sadness in your life" Me:

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Skin - deep emotional trauma it be like that sometimes

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Cartoon - Germany invading Russia in W2: We break our peace with Russia. We invade Russia. We lose 750,000 troops.

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Facial hair - This 16thC guy was miles ahead of hipsters everywhere with an amazing cat t-shirt. He knows he is gonna be on trend in five centuries time.

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Text - When your phone dies after serving you for 30 minutes on 1 percent thatguy @davidleke18 · 20h drates RE

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Facial expression - I will not pay the bill. @festadafirma Why not? You ordered 42 coffee. I said 4 tea, 2 coffee.

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Fictional character - The IT Crowd's answer to everything was turn It off and turn It on agaln. You've gotta be careful when I did that I turned Into Matt Smith.

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Organism - Pokemon battles in the anime Pokemon battles in the game 999

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Product - I found anti Bob Ross First, lets put some screams of unbearable confusion in the unpainted areas of the canvas How about it? Do you feel the terror? Let's add in some sorrow-filled screams now.

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Fourteen Familial Memes For People With Siblings

Anyone with siblings will understand the strange love-hate dynamic involved. On one hand, you want to kill your sibling when they borrow your clothes or eat your food. But on the other hand, you’d take a bullet for them. 

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Cartoon - Parents: "you have to share with your brother!" ME:

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Text - James BreakwellO @XplodingUnicorn My daughter's lip is bleeding. None of her sisters know what happened. At least they know the first rule of Fight Club. 11:59 AM 29 Oct 16

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Musical instrument - When you've had enough of your brother @mateyouwot NERF

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Grass - When you're fighting with your sibling and your mum walks in so you both pretend to be hurt to get the other one in trouble

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Product - coolscar why did i just witness my 13y/o brother trying to bottle flip a gallon of milk youngvenuz how did it go? coolscar

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Text - Kgali Molefe @Kgali_M First borns are always the meanest Musa @dlakza Because we became parents of children we didn't make. So yeah we're very angry.

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People - This couple had THREE sets of twins and a lil girl Chad Butler Jr. Follow @TheDreligga Later in life if her boyfriend cheat he gone catch one confusina ass beating ..

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Product - Thate my brother . He play too much EYE PAD Pad Air

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Text - "what's it like having a sister?" T-Mobile E 2:61 PM THEN DONT TAKE MY STUFF 237 PM ANYMORE MY FOUNDATION TRIED ASKING BUT YOu WERE RUDE SO 235 PM 23R PM I DONT CARE DONT GO THROUGH MY STUFF ANYMORE 237 PM DONT WEAR THEM 240 PM DONT TAKE MY STUFF ANYMORE 2a7 YOU HAVE YOUR OWN 240 PM THEN DONT TAKE MY STUFF ANYMORE Do you want to go to the movies tonight 237 PM 24 M TRIED ASKING BUT YOu WERE RUDE SO 23 PM yes 249 PM Delivered Read 30 PM DONT WEAR THEM 240 PM Message YOU HAVE YOUR OWN 240 P

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Text - HENNY @hennaahmedx sibling fights don't end in apology, y'al just walk around the house and don't talk to each other for a couple hours and then one of u will pop ur head in the other's room and ask if they want food 5/6/18, 11:19 PM

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Text - When you and your brother are fighting but then your mom comes in

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Gesture - *After a fight with siblings* Mum: Shake hands and don't fight again Me:

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Text - Me: My sister is the most annoying person ever... *Someone says something bad about my sister* Me: HOLD MY POODLE

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Face - When you tell a slightly offensive joke at the dinner table You: Your brother: The guest: Your mom:

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69 Random Memes Of Assorted Quality

It’s often said that variety is the spice of life. If that’s true, then this massive gallery of memes and shitposts is positively picante. From opossums to zany Tumblr posts and irreverent and pessimistic memes, this batch of entertainment has a bit of something for everyone.

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Text - gobblegobblegoblin Goblin culture is: Making sound effects and random noises with your mouth. • W riTing,, like Thls- Picking up everything you can hold on your mischievous lil gob handsTM Eating dirt and rocks because yummy. • SHINIES Hording and collecting strange little items that make you happy. Everyone is valid. Just a bunch of wholesome lil gobs talking about moss. Speaking of moss,, moss. Old jewellery or coins. Smol lil boxes to keep your shinies in. Getting excited when you see

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Botany - TAKE CARE CF THE LAND SOMEDAY YOULL BE PART OF IT

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Vertebrate - That one friend from high school who you're thoroughly ashamed to associate with. She still thinks private medicine makes for "more innovative care", crosses picket lines and thinks those uppity African-Americans should just "follow the rules". You hate who she's become but you're still Facebook friends for sentimental reasons Your friends who have pledged to fight capitalism and imperialism to the death Don't deny it, there are people on boomerbook who you'd send to the wall for on

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Text - have major depression I may but at least my serotonin is ethically sourced because I don't derive pleasure from being being a fucking arshele

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Text - "Pls avoid mass gatherings" Grocery stores/markets 10 minutes later: EVERYWH IS Anime is Everywnerea si EWINY RYWHERE

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Mammal - What Breed is he? Part Alien • 3 months ago 79 10 PEPSI Just a little boy. Pugia • 1 week ago 238 ...

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Cartoon - YOU ARE BREATHTAKING YOU ARE BREATHTAKING In KEANUVIRUS fchiliktol

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Natural landscape - That awkward moment when you are digging a hole to bury a body and you find another body

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Adaptation - wow i sure do Jove living on the east coast with my 9 billion friends in the 600s

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Cartoon - PWERNER THE HERZOG SEGA SEGA 1997.

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Mousepad - Check Out Linktr.ee/mrs_gendered for more!!

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Text - The depressed sorcerer and his ridiculous clothing in his cell dudeholdmybeer me trying on new outfits in my room

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Text - frantic agony witch. @JoyceLinnet My favorite spirits are the ones who get a bad reputation for luring men to their deaths when really they usually just take the form of beautiful women standing alone and men think that, in and of itself, is an invitation so it's really on the men. 8:17 AM 10/28/18 · Twitter for iPhone beautifulterriblequeen It's been like three thousand years and they still haven't figured it out.

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Face - EXISTENCE HAS ENDED G9 Options. Quit Game

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Text - pop up ad: HORNY MILFS IN YOUR AREA me: [exiting out] lol nice try pop up ad: HORNY MILFS TRACKING YOUR SCENT me: [nervously exiting out] that was weird pop up ad: HORNY MILFS IN YOUR AREA RAPIDLY APPROACHING me: what the fu- [someone knocks at the door] pop up ad: RUN

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Line - here mr. toilet have a drink on me wiki How to Stop Smoking and Drinking

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Water - this is the stage of human evolution we would be at if dr. pepper didn't exist wiki How to Control Your Dreams

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Blue - Matt Navarra Follow @MattNavarra Pro Tip for parents: DON'T buy the Finding Dory night light. When you turn it on in the dark... this happens.

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Violet - Other girls: Me: • pretty very gay • want kiss • lots of makeup • high heels • revealing clothes • great hair BugBeebles

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Cartoon - GRAMFEL SOME SAY THAT THE EYES ARE THE WINDOWS TO THE SouL old -- your windows saying were boarded up Long, long time ago wise saying your house empty (however. (derelict NELLUCNHOJ. COM SOPHY

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Shower head - havocs physically im here but mentally im still thinking about that ceramic battle axe... havocs

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Text - "How would you describe yourself?" Me: @dynastyatdusk A GAY TREASURE

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White - GRAB HER WAIST PULL HER CLOSE LIFT HER UP GNAW ON HER BONES

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Frog - corporationkills on all levels , including physical , i am this

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Text - kevin @youngsmallkevin Roses are food Violets are food Garbage is food I go to the vet a lot

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Text - me reading the messages via the notifications bar & pretending to not be online

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Text - Molly Hodgdon @Manglewood I love the reaction of cat lovers upon seeing a cat. Every single time the level of excitement is like they've read about cats for decades but never actually seen one in real life and they're SO EXCITED. Every. Single Time. Even if it's the hundredth cat they've seen that day.

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Face - the person behind me in line me trying to practice social distancing in the grocery store

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Rat - Made For Little Hands Leam more about the goodness inside at Cheerios.com/fingerfood

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Cat - Humans: *eat food to survive* Plants: Oscrollablememes

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Text - Google i ho i hope parrallel universe me is doing okay Don q wertyuDOD

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Text - ARE YA WINNING, SON...? son.? R.I.P SON 1998-2015 WAS ALWAY5 winnng,

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Dog - big dogs Gregor small dogs

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Pink - A pup dummy brick blob hybrid 1 cm 1 cm

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Cartoon - WE ARE ALL GOING To DIE

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Text - transasamisato *cocks gun any last worms? acerncshane *cocks worm any last guns? transasamisato *worms gun* any last cocks? theonewhoisnotshort *guns last any worm cocks?

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Face - i have no idea im just existing what is your purpose?

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Product - You have been visited by toothpaste man His motives are unknown.

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Product - you have won the award award

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Food - Stand amongst the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters

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Text - Реppa Pig @BhadDhad i jus killed my litol brotha george.

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Sky - Don't wait till your deathbed to tell people how you feel. Tell them to fuck off now.

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Mammal - I am so deeply disappointed in this world How has it come to this? Each day is a new low

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Cartoon - CADU fun feisty Abolish ICE andy @andipalmur GIRL I have discovered something dark and powerful

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Text - Live each day as if it is your last in bed and an painkillers

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Cartoon - Triple Threat @Queerxoxox my plans 2020 2:39 AM May 19, 2020 - Twitter for Android

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Text - Oliver Clegg @deathbybadger your blood relations are just your suggested pre-generated party members, but it's perfectly ok to ditch as many of them as you like and craft an entire party of lizardfolk pyromancers instead or whatever suits you 4:49 AM - 1/20/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - EXECUTIVE: this ones not about murder is it STEPHEN KING: it's about cute little animals EXECUTIVE: aaww STEPHEN KING: they do die though EXECUTIVE: oh no STEPHEN KING: but they come back to life EXECUTIVE: well that's good STEPHEN KING: then they murder EXECUTIVE: dammit Stephen

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Text - 19igó79-jajəd @awesomonster I don't have a resting bitch face. My bitch face is always on duty, ever vigilant. My bitch face will rest when its work is done.

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Cat - Waves of existential panic Me just trying to muddle through life with some semblance of enjoyment

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Ferret - topherchris: | I hope this image helps you cope with any problems you may be having.

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Text - swingsetindecember in movies, when a scientist is held hostage and is forced to make a bomb or virus, like my guy, those villains don't know shit about science. just make a gumball machine, my dude january-summers eighth grade science fair volcano, but fancy looking swingsetindecember i just want once where the villain is like, you are too late, i detonated the device and instead of doom and gloom it is just confetti sparklers with abba's waterloo playing and the scientist is like, bitch

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Text - I scream into the void And the void answers With Jazz

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Text - ratliker1917 mad about the idea of money being exchanged for goods and services ratliker1917 first of all, explain to me, what makes them "goods", instead of , "bads" fulltimesunshine hsfdjkgsdfkdlsf\g i'm screaming because,, idk if op knows this but,,, this is a real thing in economics that we talk about and draw models of: A bad is a commodity that the consumer doesn't like. F nonn thnt the anmmadi+inn in a.ation nn undeadlobster MONEY CAN BE EXCHANGED FOR BADS AND DISSERVICES

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Cartoon - FREEDOM! HORRIBLE HORRIBLE FREEDOM!

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Flightless bird - 00 HELLO I'M ieadinside

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Cylinder - balanophagist my evolution

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Twenty-Seven Humorous Memes For The Dejected Soul

You’re probably still stuck inside due to quarantine. And if you’re not, then we’re incredibly jealous of you. Either way, we hope you can find some enjoyment out of these memes that we curated just for you. Enjoy!

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Human - "Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf

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Text - When you Mosh but haven't moshed in a long time and it's time for the second band to come on Holy shit.

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Facial expression - Its burning my hand Steve and I fucking love it

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People - When you eat pizza rolls right out of the oven without letting them cool down

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White - Boomers Millennials Gen Z You left the seat up! Did you hear me just fall in? Yes! I came to flush! EZE I HATE MY LIFE ZE WHSE WH FEZE CONSUME

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Beer glass - BEER MATH ONE BEER A COUPLE OF BEERS A FEW BEERS

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Product - LEGO GAME OF THRONES 18+ Kings Landing 1,023,678,863 pcs GAS

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Text - 6. 6 easy exercises that anyone can do 1. Trying to get up from the couch. 2. Staggering home 3. Patiently standing in a queue. drunk. 6. Giving up. 4. Checking if your feet are still there. 5. Covering your ears to make the voices stop.

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Cartoon - When your girl minding her business and you see her butt

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Text - What is your favorite vegetable? BrogLE BROGLE

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People - Target audience Actual audience CALL DUTY my LITTLE PONY FENDSHIP MAGIC @mexicanexe MINECRAFT

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Play - Connect Port This whole network is fucked, man MB MATON BEALEY AGES 7 and Up

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Face - When the poopoo too big

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Barn owl - o00 Verizon 4:20 PM * 69% ( Albums barn owl or apple Select @teenybisit

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Text - Before u leave the house, think of the acronym 'WOWEE' Wallet phOne Wkeys Egg Egg (backup)

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Grandparent - May your marinara sauce never cling to your pasta.

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Facial expression - When your girlfriend leaves a break up note on your PlayStation saying "this isn't working" but you turn it on and it works just fine

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Eyewear - I wonder if he's thinking about me I+ is Wednes day, me lol it is my dudes dreamst

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Natural foods - Cashew's look liked they'd heckle you if you got lost in a magical forest.

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Text - So technically Moses is the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

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Poster - YOu BET YOUR BLART VEGAS HAS BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES APRIL 22 KEVIN JEVIN KEVIN COPBLOP * TARTL BARB

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Face - Did you know that when you're drinking beer, the beer is getting drunk too

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Album cover - ALIEN -VS- PREDĂTOR

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Technology - AND AGIN THINGS BIBS AND WAGONS THINGS

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Text - When you work at a fast food restaurant and you see overweight Karens walking towards you angrily Uh-oh. Big boomers.

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Community - A group a Karens in the wild is called a Complaint. – source: Nat Geo

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Thirty Miscellaneous Tidbits For You To Enjoy Today

We know you could use something to laugh about right now, and because we’ve always got your back, we delivered. These memes may not be very high quality, but we’re pretty sure they’ll make you laugh. Click here for some more random entertainment!

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Face - J.K. Rowling Reveals That You, The Reader, Were Gay All Along Share Article: Facebook I Twitter Reddit

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Photo caption - Me: Don't look now but the person behind you is... My friend immediately: O C

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Text - When you're part of a group chat but you never actually contribute anything to the conversation

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Text - IT WILL END IN TEARS

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Ball - I'm almost certain there's an easier way to blow up a balloon Ri

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Text - Meet Christian singles now! JOIN NOW! spaghetticunt: sign me right the fuck up VIA DAMNLOL.COM

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Technology - 1 This one sparks joy. Remind Me Message Decline Acсept This one does not spark joy.

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Text - Tweet @Believablee I just watched a woman drink laundry detergent at Walmart. Bottle to mouth. In the isle. I said NOTHING but when we made eye contact she just gasped and was like 'IM GONNA BUY IT!' BRO IM NOT WORRIED ABOUT YOU BUYING IT WTE ARE YOU DOING ASKSKSKSKS 3:35 PM 3/7/19 Twitter for iPhone

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Face - when you 20 mins deep in an argument and realize you misunderstood something

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Dog - I was having a bad day and this dog walked to my bus stop, sat on the bench and asked me for pets

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Text - How's your new job sweetie? It was a tough first week but it's good grandpa drgrayfang Abe Lincoln was assassinated 2 days into his second term so you need to grow up

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Text - When Nance calls you a dickface in front of the neighbors for not taking out the trash Haha she's a pistol isn't she ;)~ @middleclassfancy

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Table - Jemele Hill @jemelehill • 10/31/18 PER MY LAST EMAIL

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Text - When Rick's leaves keep falling in your yard, so you blow them back into his yard when he's not home Haha take that, Rick! You bag of shit! @middleclassfancy

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Cartoon - the hardest prison to escape is in your mind um ok

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Text - rohirrimofthenorth jrr tolkien: i really love my wife. i will make her into a beautiful, unearthly half-angel princess who beat satan almost single-handedly and won an argument with the keeper of the halls of the dead jrr tolkien: i really love my best friend. 1 will make him into a grumpy old tree who never gets to the point triss19 If this isn't the best example of the difference between the relationship you should have with your wife and your best friend I don't know what is.

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Snout - Me: Bae talk dirty to me Bae: Sometimes I don't wipe my ass when I finish shittin Me: @officialthiscouldbeus

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People - me, riffy c @itsmeriffyc why does it look like khalid met you WOLF @NLSNicholas Met Khalid. Mari Marth

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Clothing - Me at 20 Jennifer Aniston at 50 @viralwoman LTY

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Product - When anyone asks me why I fell for my wife WAG

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Action-adventure game - YOU TALKING MAD SHIT FOR SOMEONE IN CRUSADING DISTANCE imgflip.com

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Human - When you're mad hungry and your food won't cooperate. @mr petty wap

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Text - When you're wasted and someone says they are going to Taco Bell drgrayfang "Please let me join you on this Hispanic adventure."

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Text - Ami @shine_with_love People who are allergic to peanuts: I can't, it'll kill me People who are allergic to gluten: I can't, it'll wreck my body People who are lactose intolerant: Humans cannot achieve immortality anyway and life not lived to the fullest is no life at allI, hand me a gallon of milk 11:21 PM 07 Oct 18 Source: whitepeopletwitter 43,226 notes

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Text - Me when there's drama that has absolutely nothing to do with me. I'm so excited because I love mess.

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Team - How my custom RPG squad looks in a cutscene

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Thirty-Nine Silly Memes For Bored People

These memes will lift your spirits. Well, we can’t guarantee that, but we can hope. Scroll down for some prime entertainment, and click here if you want more! You know you do…

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Product - Everyone:"Are you gonna continue to post shitty memes? Me: YEAH BUOY

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Text - Henry Sotheran Ltd @Sotherans "I bought another book" - transactional - people will ask if you REALLY need more books - reminds you of your bank balance "I paid a terrible price for this knowledge" - classy Faustian vibes - intimidating - implies all books are priceless treasures. which they are. O 69.9K 5:44 AM - Nov 5, 2019

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Cartoon - *May the best one win* AMDA NVIDIA. GEFORCE *autistic screeching CUDA RADEON GRAPHICS INTEL HD GRAPHICS

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Amphibian - Ihate when girl's friends say "you better not hurt her, or else" Imao like wtf are you gonna do Jennifer? Call me a fuckboy in a group message? Ohh i'm so scared.

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Pink - When you trying to buy food from your daughters pretend restaurant and she comes back saying your card was declined! First of all the service is horrible here and prices are outrageous! FRINCE

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Hair - When you get soap in your eye but you tryna see the demon in the shower with you

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Operating system - why are they stirring macaroni at 1am

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Hair - Me: Is this birdcage made out of nickel? Pet Store: Aluminum I think Me: So there's no nickel in this cage? Pet Store: Don't you dare! Me: It's a nickleless cage Pet Store: GET OUT! Worth it

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Dog - WeRateDogs® O @dog_rates This is Pixel. She was photographed before and after being told she's the best girl in the whole wide world. 13/10 suspicions confirmed 8 аро 9:10 AM · 11/18/19 · Twitter for iPhone

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Fictional character - KEY TO YENNEFER'S ROOM 2 KEY 2 Common item 0.UI (slavic folk musie stops)

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Text - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal teacher: according to several preschoolers, your son has invented the word "Kinderfarten" me: that's a problem teacher: I'm glad you agree me: I invented "Kinderfarten" 8:12 AM · 11/18/19 · Twitter for iPhone

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Land vehicle - Sleep K.OM 8621 This is brilliant. Playing video games until 5am Sleep NOB, K QM 8621 But I like this.

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Text - badgirlkiki @badgirlkiki_ imagine how frustrated the cashiers at scholastic book fairs are. those kids don't understand tax. their mom gave them $20 and said “books only". they think they can get a book that's $16.99 and an eraser that's $2.99. "yeah right, idiot" the cashier has to say (by law) O 187K 12:24 AM - Nov 18, 2019

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Cartoon - Joe mama jokes don't work I have 2 dads Joe mama so ugly your dad married a man

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Text - Picaresque Thomson l @Mianmath83 Them: Very sorry, sir, we're out of maple donuts. Me: (faraway look)...that's fine...everything's fine...I have to go now.... Night descends, music playing softly. Rain starts falling. A lone figure is seen on the roof of the donut shop. 5:49 AM · 11/18/19 · Twitter for iPhone

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Dog - Oh god, make it stop.

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Text - Dios es mi droga @Lucky_Leftovers My daughter said "daddy we are not friends with Brooklyn because she said I dress weird" No questions asked now I got beef with a 4 y/o named Brooklyn and her father. I dont make the rules to this gang shit. I just play my role. 8:10 PM · 04 Jan 19 from California, USA ·

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Text - Teacher: "Why didn't you use the bathroom at break?" The bathroom at break:

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Text - bit ch tit s @borderlinemom8 Wanted: Hibernation Buddy Must be interested in laying in bed eating junk while watching Netflix. Also must love cuddles and be down with sleeping for the next five months straight. 8:31 AM · 11/17/19 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - When you hear your friend say "oh yeah, that asshole over there loves blink-182" "Oh geez that's

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Text - Policeman: What is your name? Man: The Wizard of Oz Policeman: Your FULL name. Man: (Quietly) The Wizard of Ounces

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Bird - YOU TRIED SCRAMBLING THE WRONG EGG MOTHERFUCKER 35¢ leng nopeDigitalMeddle YourChlidhoodRuined.com

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Text - When the teacher says the test will take a hour but you finish it in 3 seconds and bring the class average down by 15% They said it could not be done

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Text - I want to wake up with I get up you the rest of my life at 5:00 Am Nevermind

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Text - Jenny Nicholson (turkey gobble go... @JennyENicholson They refuse to show us Yoda at the one age we want: whatever age his species considers the most sexy 7:01 AM · 11/18/19 · Twitter for Android

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Hair - i don't trust you if you think violet is not the most relatable character in history Buy Suids for Srat

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Text - SparkNotes @SparkNotes Ending your essay with "in conclusion" - dull | - repetitive - unoriginal Ending your essay with "that's my story and I'm sticking to it" - powerful - definitive clarifies whose story this is (yours) and what you're going to do (stick to it) 7:39 AM - 11/18/19 · Twitter Web App

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Text - YOU WOULON'T STEAL A MEME Photo saved to this device

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Text - Expat Med @DrExpat_ I LEFT MY FRONT DOOR OPEN AND MY ROOMBA JUST WENT OUT AND I CAN'T FIND IT. WHAT ARE THE CONSEQUENCES OF THIS. IT HAS NO NATURAL PREDATORS. 3:50 AM · 19 Dec 18 · Twitter Web Client

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Text - Rachel Therrien @riquelz96 · my dad wrote me a report card when I was 11 PERFORMANCE APPRAISAL 2-N-07 Name Rachel Therrien Using the following scale, assign a score for each of the following attributes: Very Good - 4 Satisfactory - 3 Improvement Needed - 2 Unsatisfactory - 1 Excellent - 5 Personal Habits N/A 2 Brush Teeth/Shower when asked Keeps Room Clean Helps with Chores Does homework Attitude Does not verbally harass parents Does not verbally harass siblings Does not physically harass

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Text - Coach KJ @CoachK_Johnson WAS IT A BAD DAY? OR WAS ITA BAD FIVE MINUTES THAT YOU MILKED ALL DAY? @memezar mil @milupton I didn't need such a personal attack

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Eyewear - When your car is making a really weird noise but your bank account is empty Nothing's wrong, I can'feel it

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Text - dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch son: thanks for takin me to astronaut practice dad i had so much fun :) buzz aldrin: this isn't a game. remember why we're doing this. son: *serious nod* moon revenge O 3,916 9:16 AM - Dec 9, 2018

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Hair - Normal рeople yawning Dads yawning

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Text - Idk who needs to hear this but this means your high beams are on and I can't see shit because of it.... EO

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Text - Anonymous said When's your bedtime :) pukicho Whenever I next collapse is purely up to the gods Source: pukicho 41,116 notes

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Machine - WANT TO HEAR SOMETHING REALLY FUN ABOUT SCIENCE? YOU WOULD. NERD. PRESS BUT ssyesq: I would love this card. urce. leanaisnotaba.

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Text - Ladies what do we want? Meaningful friendships! More girl nights outs! REAL HUMAN CONNECTION! When do we want it? ... well this week isn't good... I can't do anything after 8pm on a work night... ... Let me check my calendar and get back to you...

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30 Memes For People In Need Of A Light Chuckle

Congratulations, friends! It’s Wednesday evening, and that means you’ve pretty much successfully gotten over the ol’ hump. And we think you should celebrate. By scrolling through this gallery of fresh, relatable, and self-deprecating memes. 

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Product - When your phone dies after serving you for 30 minutes on 1 percent thatguy @davidleke18 · 20h drates RE

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Yoda - when you 20 mins deep in an argument and realize you misunderstood something

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Water - Summer 2020 gon be lit

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Cartoon - When ur not doing anything so u hit up a friend who is also not doing anything and u meet up to do nothing together

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Tundra - life's difficulties your efforts, blossoming still

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Cartoon - the forum posts from 2005 about the same error me searching for a computer error

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Text - Me when I try to make new friends or try to socialize

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Text - When you're both "typing.." So u erase the message to let them speak first, but they do the same thing

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Wave - @shitheadsteve 9 beers, 3 tequila shots, and a whole box of frozen taquitos My internal organs

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Denim - My poop waiting for me to flush it while I browse through memes

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Cartoon - Girls: "Why isn't he texting me back? He's probably out messin around with other girls" Guys trying to figure out how to reply to "hi II.

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Water transportation - Gonna risk it all and take a trip with the boys

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Cartoon - Me, who just turned on my PC O Steam Updating Steam... Verifying installation... Cancel made with mematic

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Team - A Sign God my dumb ass 6bc

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Cartoon - Girls when boys don't reply in 2 second: Boys when girls reply in 3 days: ERE

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Cool - 2020 МЕ 1980s a MAYOR DIE WILSON OUSTRI fames KEER

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Balloon - Me The album I've got on repeat

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Human - Me walking into the scholastic book fair with $20 in my pocket about to buy 6 goosebumps and a lamborghini poster s MCL SAT A Mcl. LIVE ON PA MI Vs M SAT E O AYWEATHE SOTION Mo GREG IVE

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Text - When you show someone a picture on your phone and they start swiping BUD GHT

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Text - My shampoo bottles after I come up with the perfect comeback in my imaginary argument UFE FC248 MONSTEA

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Cartoon - When you order from a shady website and it actually arrives 000 O

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Cartoon - Me thinking about someone that wants absolutely nothing to do with me IG @girlzzzclub

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Sky - 6 hours of sleep 7 hours of sleep 9 hours of sleep Still waking up tired 13 hours 4 hours of sleep of sleep

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Product - Celebrating behind the teacher's back when you get a question right after they call you out for not paying attention in class

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Face - Me looking at photos of myself from 10 years ago when I was young and full of hope.

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Face - me every day listening to the same 8 songs as always

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Cartoon - Me: I'm gonna study hard for this test and get a good grade! My two brain cells:

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Places where reality seems altered gaudinator Schools at night Leaving the movie theater late Empty beaches early in the morning Traffic lights when there are no cars around late at night

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Cartoon - Thoughts? R @rvkhsvr when i'm having a convo past 1AM and the other person takes longer than 3 seconds to reply

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Text - Congratulations, you scrolled so far that you have found a Balrog

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Random & Relatable Memes For A Lil Pick-Me-Up

Life got you down? Feel like you’re losing it? We’re of the mind that a good laugh might help your state of mind. And fortunately for you, we’ve got a pretty endless supply of memes to share. They might not cure Covid-19 or help your serotonin receptors, but we think they’ll make you smile. And that counts for something. 

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Face - When you first meet her vs when you get to know her

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Cartoon - My 4 moods during quarantine HEAD SHRINK

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Facial expression - when someone makes a joke about something you're secretly insecure about (LAUGHING)

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Cartoon - When you start caring so you gotta remind yourself to be cold and distant so you don't get hurt

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Games - My biology teacher asking me a question Me not paying attention "Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell."

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Fictional character - Disney: "our new VR game will let you live out your lightsaber fantasy!" Me:

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Dress - sleep my body me netflix

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Text - When you're chosen as a tribute to go buy groceries during quarantine.

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Text - When she's smart, funny and exactly your type I'll probably find a way to ruin this

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Product - Who would have guessed that wouldn't be a joke two years later. I'm sorry, Earth is closed today.

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T-shirt - vixenvisuals.com @KellysAFox 2020 How long are we going to be in quarantine? Could be 3, or 4 NEW TEEN'EN TEEN'EK 3 or 4 what? Days? Weeks? Months? TEENIEN Maybe 5 6001

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Text - 2019: ESPORTS iSn'T a ReAl SpOrT 2020: esports is the only sport 560 (286 A 0.168 2.286 14563 .156 % .12% 0287 Wstonks

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Product - Big mood Najib @Rilwannajib Introverts living their usual life while everyone complaining about being quarantined

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Team - how everyday feels AY PO TUESDAY MONDAY WEDNESDAY SUNDAY SATURDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY dam.the.creato

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Face - No one: God after every month of 2020: That Đisint More! an-Core Trande More!

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Text - Me stuck on a puzzle in a video game Some 12 year old on YouTube witha shitty mic showing the solution

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Text - I really thought this was going to be an inspirational quote | can't do it I can't do it

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Text - When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month or even your year

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Text - "are you a morning person or a night person?" me: I am barely even a person.

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Cartoon - when the world is panicking about human contact but you've been isolating yourself for years

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Cat - When I try to make food at 3 am without waking my parents but I drop a spoon on the ground E

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Cat - When you hold the door for an elderly person and they call you a handsome young man

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Text - God as soon as we started the decade: Wait, where are you going? I'm, taking a vacation

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Isaac Newton demonstrating that going outside is gay (ca. 1670)

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Face - me trying to figure out which days to wash my hair, so it can line up with my plans

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Snapshot - This dude that gave his girl his shoes cause her feet hurt just set the bar way too fucking high bro

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Cartoon - Her: "Bye don't ever talk to me again you bum" Him: "Ok bye" Her: IG @girlzzzclub

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Product - Me: I don't understand why l'm not losing weight, I exercise alot. The exercise:

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Face - When you finally get a text back but all it says is "Yea lol"

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Text - you've done a lot of meme scrolling, rest here

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No One Knows What’s Going On In My Brain

Funny meme that reads, "Me explaining my way of thinking to normal people" above a photo of an alien explaining something to a human woman

…Not even me!

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Thirty-Four Hilarious Memes To Numb The Boredom

Instead of feeling sad about being quarantined, just numb all of your feelings with memes! That’ll work, right? Sure, let’s go with that. Click here for more very stupid entertainment!

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Cartoon - Parents: Buys their kid a 2,000$ gaming setup Kid: plays video games Parents:

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Face - Entire world: "stay home" Florida: No, I don't think I will. adam.the.creato

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Chef - CINES SIGARETTA Marlbern Smoking kills Varlberm imgflip.com

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Muscle - Dad with Daughter Dad with Son

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Text - The decline of civilization can be traced back to when they stopped putting toys in cereal boxes

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Animated cartoon - Mom: Sweet dreams! The diabetic kid:

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Green - Do you need some help... Hey! THE WEB? ..connecting to...

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Text - stop imagining fake scenarios and hurting your own feelings No, I don't think I will.

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Fictional character - Write your name in reverse! It's your demon name. Cromic fatts marvel de People named Bob.. Maybe I am a Demon made with mematic

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Text - I be drowning in champagne, but the "cham" is silent

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Cartoon - ВОВ II UNILAD • 2 MIN READ England's Oldest Man Says Key To Reaching 111 Is 'Avoiding Dying' sigh He has such a way with words.

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Photo caption - Not to get political or anything but what the fuck is oatmeal

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Dog breed - When the game is loading and you see your idiotic reflection in the screen.

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Recreation - PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT PEOPLE AT THE BEACH WHEN YOU ARE PEOPLE AT THE BEACH

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Job - Even wars are on hold due to the virus Proving they were never essential

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Shoulder - Me staring at a random spot in the room, trying to trick a ghost into thinking I can see it:

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Axolotl - Using Drake Template Using Axolotls becasue it's Earth day and we need to save them

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Dog - Best part of the song GPS- voice

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Human leg - FUN FACT: OVER 2 MILLION PEOPLE HAVE KNEES

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Animated cartoon - Joe Exotic is Steve Irwin's Wario

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Clothing - This Shirt Is Sending Mixed Messages NEVER CASHI D O YSUR BEST SAVE 20 QUIT AR Never do your best, quit Never Quit, do your best

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Hair - Remember Ken from Toy Story 3? This is him now. Feel old yet?!

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Barechested - Watching my Grubhub driver drop off my $40 meal from a fast food restaurant that's literally 3 blocks away

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Community - pray for any managers these ladies come across drgrayfang WOME FOR - TRUM

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Supermarket - Emily A. @emzorbit My grocery store has replaced the salad in the salad bar with.... liquor. DVBK CHOCorvIE 50 ML BOTTLES IFTING SAMPUNG MEW UGUORS COOKING G

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Cartoon - 2020 Another tragedy Me 2020 Me used to the shitty year

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Text - Bob Ross: *draws a branch* me: nice Bob Ross: *draws second branch* cause everyone needs a friend me: *holding back tears* nice

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Text - HIGH FIVE 50% less bacteria than a handshake FIST BUMP 90% less bacteria than a handshake Sweep the leg 100% less bacteria than a handshake

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Text - Gougle cant stand people correcting me ALL IMAGES SHOPPING VIDEOS NEWS Did you mean: can't stand people correcting me made with mematic

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Vehicle door - Iron-Man : Rich billionaire with a powerful suit Thor : God of lightning Ant-Man: Cinfinitedoggo ok so basically im very smol

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Text - 6 year old me drinking apple juice from a fancy glass

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Photo caption - Kids getting introduced to Y in math after learning X: This is getting out hand. Now there are two of them!

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Photo caption - Me to myself: Just be normal, you are on a date. Me five seconds later: APPLANCE I love refrigerators!

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Text - my neek, my back my crippling aniety attacks

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Relatively Amusing Memes For People With Nothing Better To Do

Happy Memorial Day! To honor our fallen heroes, we’re, uh, sitting inside by ourselves and staring at screens. Gone are the days of having a celebratory party. Gone are the days of grilling and the beach. Now, all we have is the internet. And this wealth of memes.

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Text - Your 4 toes watching how you hit the little one on the corner of a piece of furniture

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Cat - When you eat too fast and puke, but you made it to the carpet in time.

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Product - When you wear loose boxers

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Face - Me when I realize that bananas without the 'b' is pineapple:

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Cartoon - I pronounce meme as MIMI POLICE

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Text - Me: it's not gonna work, I'm not a snitch Cop: fine, let's try something else Cop: tag a friend you recently robbed a house with Me: LMAOO @George

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Skin - grain of rice (X) world's smallest сomputer close ad

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Cool - Cashier that knows the code for bread Normal cashier

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Transport - NOBODY: Instagram girls:

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Skin - if asians got random english tattoos too It means Love in English! dnouo

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Text - My wife laughed when I said I still had the body of an 18 year old. Until she checked the freezer. 1 20.3k I 264 Share Shit just went from zero to one hundrad rgal fucking quick

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Text - hunt.jpg 147 KB JPG Who would win in a fight, the Predator or Kevin from Home Alone? Anonymous 04/30/15(Thu)19:02:36 No.5588601 How much prep time does Kevin get?

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Text - Officer: Any last requests? Guy: I just want to see one more clickbait article Officer: What happens next will shock you

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Hair - Melania Trump always looks like she recognises you but doesn't know where from... TRU TR ENTI

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Text - Babe, I have to tell you somthing, I cheated on you once. me too 1 April OO 18 july +t Directed by ROBERT B. WEIDE

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Vehicle - Мy Brain Dumb Decisions Me Good Things

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Facial hair - When someone asks what my plans for the weekend are IDrink and I meme I'm going to eat, drink, and whore my way to an early grave

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Design - Teacher: The assignment can be about anything you want. Me: Glory Hole Etiquette wth demonstratione PULL KNU You can try on

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Forehead - This is Steve Carrell before & after smoking one marijuanas. You still think it's not harmful?! Think again Acies

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Brunch - Every time I do something nice for my girl other girls ask "Where can get a man like you" Right here baby, I cheat.

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Text - Joe @josephcorcoran Last night Corona led me down a YouTube rabbit hole and I ended up watching a video of an Australian cheese maker making parmesan. He starts his videos by saying "g'day curd nerds" and all the comments are Italians telling him to go fuck himself 7:50 AM · 16 Mar 20 · Twitter Web App

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Face - how you think you look before lip filler how you actually look before lip filler how you think you look after lip filler how you actually look after lip filler

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Facial expression - When your grandpa throws a Nokia and he knocks you out but you throw a Galaxy Note 7 and it explodes TDLN The future is now, old man.

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Organism - Another young actor's life destroyed by drugs and alcohol Snuggle

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R2-d2 - Another great actor who wasted his life on drugs and alcohol.

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Text - You know the situation is bad, when your dad is watching the news like this

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Violin family - When you let out a huge-ass fart and your stomach ache disappears made with mematic

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Cartoon - Now Finland has also closed their borders. Do you realize what it means? No one will be crossing the finish line.

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White - IT IS TIME TO GO. Was I a Good Boy? NO. u/CapnChiknNugget

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Text - When you realize that pregnant horses are faster because they have 2 horsepower: BRA Sometimes if you listen very carefully, you can hear my.genius

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Photo caption - when you add Queen Elizabeth Il's face on your meme so that it doesn't DIE like your other memes Modern problems require modern solutions

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Face - HARRISON FORD IT'S THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN BE MAD AND HAPPY AT THE SAME TIME INTER NATY INT COMICE COME ECOMIC OMI

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Face - Caveman: *Hits stick against rock* Crazy asshole who's about to invent music: do it again

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Automotive tire - You need to move on and forget me... How am I supposed to to forget you when everytime I go outside I see things that remind me of you like garbage bins and dog shit Delivered Medium Small Large OOF SIZE imgflip.com

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Tire - Barber: What are you going for here? Guy: Ijust want to have a good year Barber: say no more గా

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Text - What would Girlfriend T-34 you choose? Will love you No Maybe Yes Can support you Yes Looks good Yes Maybe Can protect you No Yes Can get you to where you need to go No Yes Serves the No Yes motherland

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Text - Not Recommended 7.0 hrs on record POSTED: 26 APRIL WinRAR is a better purchase. Was this review helpful? Yes No O Funny 244 people found this review helpful 406 people found this review funny

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Text - Throwback to when this guy was waiting for the P to fall on his head so he could sue Walmart harmacy Drive

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Nose - VD.

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Human - Thanos feeling a little tickle in his ass and realize he haven't seen AntMan on the battlefield for a few minutes

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Hand - 12 year olds Fortnite elabo RTX 2080 ti

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Glasses - When you're on your 9th Life and it's time to start getting serious about the afterlife.

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Facial expression - ENCUENTROSTOPAKE 2026 ra adi Activo Euska AVANZAMOS AURRERA GOAZ

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Photograph - Putin be like: "Now will you invade Poland with me?!" Merkel: "Sorry, Poland! The flowers were so pretty!" just girly things

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Funny Pics For The Meme Connoisseurs (30 Memes)

If you’re a lucky American soul, you have the day off tomorrow. If you’re anyone else, you may just have to turn to memes to help distract from tomorrow’s depressing clutches.

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Text - And you thought your job sucked. 1I CUPNOODLES MUSEUN eUse

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Transport - a group chat on its 1st week vs a group chat on its 3rd week

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Shoulder - When you get a text but it's not from the person you wanted

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Cartoon - Prescription for happiness meme meme meme meme

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Product - When you're stalking someone and you accidentally like a photo from 94 weeks ago EDH

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People - When your WiFi is down for ten minutes adam.the.creato

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Toy - Me opening up to someone

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Stairs - deciding they are the love of my life me being in relationship going on a date spending time with them meeting someone

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White - telling my crush like them C being an introvert and torturing myself the whole year

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Photography - When someone asks you what a meme is and you start to explain @CabbageCatMemes

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Brick - Me trying to repair my life:

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Text - When you're trying to DJ but everyone keeps requesting their favourite songs

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Door - My account Me Guêssing my own fucking password adam.the.creator

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Text - me, looking back at my numerous breakdowns throughout the year:

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Text - Me chilling in my room: FRE FISH FRESH FISH FRESH FISH follow @mudamemes *Mom walks in and starts hoovering* FRES FISH FRESH FISH FRESH FISH Oh, the humanity!

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Cartoon - When you find a good meme to steal

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Dog - velveteen @vividvelveteen I was at work and I was so upset that someone left heir dog in the office so I went to play with it and it's a fucking statue, then I was more upset

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Traffic light - Yellow traffic light Slow down Driver Speeds up to avoid red light Yellow light: SABC Am I ajoke to you?

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Text - u/O0PETERO0 Oct 8, 2019 Inspired by a post I saw on here recently, I bought this pillow case for a friend! Ralof: Hey, you. You're finally awake. 8.6k 127 Comments

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Text - Me: I'm terrified of the cold Therapist: I see Me: [trembling] Did you just say icy? Therapist: No, chill out Me: [screams]

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Dish - Me when my mom wakes me up at 8AM to go to school: wiki How 8Let the potato rest for five minutes.

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Font - The perfect restaurant doesn't exi- МАЗ JOE MAMAS WOOD FIRED PIZZ

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Learning - Memes about students who eat in the back row exist. Meanwhile in germany

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Cartoon - When you were in elementary school and someone said "you wouldn't know my girlfriend, she goes to a different school" XDoubt elpyg.exe

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Text - Bee @Beetchlal He pulled an uno reverse on his own mf brain Elon Musk's Meme Bot @theMem ... .2d Outstanding move Man with Alzheimer's forgets he had Alzheimer's, remembers everything It's a medical miracle, John Doe of Arkansas forgot that he had the disease Alzheimer's which makes you forget and be distant. He forgot that he had Alzheimer's and all his

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Cartoon - Losing by 7 points Football American football

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Physician - Doctor: You need to take one of this pills everyday for the rest of your life Him: But there's only 3 pills doctor Doctor: Exactly

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Text - Quotes in girls bathroom Thron E AUSUNE TODAY today is a GREAT DAY K.INDNESS Around LIKE to EARN SOMETHING NEW Confott Quotes in boys bathroom yo ever feel pouerless just remember that a Sngle ane af your Mbic hairs an entire restaurant. shut down

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Facial expression - If I had a dollar for every girl that didn't find me attractive, they'd eventually find me attractive. 2.7K 52 VIEW 52 REPLIES Ooh, self-burn! Those are rare!

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26 Random Memes For Those With A Taste For Image-Based Humor

Pssst. Hey. You. Yeah, you. Heard you like memes. And we’ve got a lot of them. Dumb cat memes. Deep fried memes. Vintage memes and dad jokes galore. We’ve put a healthy handful together here for you, but guess what? Yeah,we’ve got more. Happy scrolling.

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Sitting - Nah fuck it, Pll get this done tomorrow" Yesterday me Today me getyimages DonNichols 155386216

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Human - (5*'v` *)ɔ @sergiyooooo0000 here's your ord-

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Photo caption - Have you ever seen anything happier than two dogs on a dinosaur

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Human - How Are You Feeling Today? Curl Moldy Shoe Endless Hot Wings Justin Timberlake Control-Alt- in 1998 Delete

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Photo caption - WTF CAT ON DA LAPTOP?! WHAT HE DOING?! Oh he just checking his online classes respect 100 100

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Land vehicle - Do Not Listen With the Intent To Reply But With The Intent To Understand Empathy is Wisdom BY - THIRD WORLDO QUALITY

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Job - Can you perform under pressure? No, but I can try Bohemian Rhapsody OPunHubOnline Pun hub

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Hair dryer - You know the drill, right? Yes Milwaukee 14 12 Hi, it's nice to see you again

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Facial expression - i'm coming out of my cage and i've been it started out with a kiss how did it end doing just fine gotta gotta be down because up like this i want it all it was it was only a kiss only a kiss

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Text - Swagever it's like whatever but with swag

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Product - Consider this a fucking warning Sorry wrong person Read 9:10 AM ... Who's the right person?! Who the hell is the right person?!

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Dog - Me minding my own business and enjoying my life

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Text - tag ur friend and their crush to ruin their life 1K Shares Like Comment Share 13K Roger Hello Jake, How are you? I hear that you are driving now having passed your test first time. Well done. I hope that all is well with you. Take care. Lots of love. Grandad March 27 · Unlike 55 · Reply

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Cat - Today 10:44 PM Hey, did you still wanna do something tonight? H D 035/1.09 Raccoon eats grapes with his little hands MKI MKI tv TV O Subscribe 122 11,727 + Add to Share ... More 102 I

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Text - The Playstation 4 is called the "Playstation 4" because it is the fourth playstation

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Cartoon - The "Mion Mario's hat stands for "Mario"

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Photo caption - when people compliment me on things i actually put effort into and things I'm really passionate about

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Wire - my headphones wire: my chair: delicious Finally, some good fucking food

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Illustration - DanyDeVito B

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Text - when ur first answer on a test was right but u changed it

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Head - Why does the opossum scream? @nocturnaltrashposts 1. World is a fuck 2. He angy 3. Why aren't you screaming?

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Text - millennial dad @partofaplan "hey, I would like to buy a candy bar with my membership card." "sure thing. that will be $345." "WTF?! $345?!!!" "well, without the card it's $5,450 dollars." "oh...that's not bad I guess." ^that's the American healthcare system

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Workwear - Don B. @BDonna_12 Me giving my friend advice that I don't take myself:

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Text - Me: God send me a sign and l'll stop talking to him God: *sends me sign* Me: GM20 That sign can't stop me because I can't read!

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Text - taco @tacodevourer yall ever say something in conversation and it physically feels like you just chose the incorrect dialogue option in a visual novel 5:20 PM · 29 Aug 18 20.3K Retweets 58.2K Likes

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Text - When the world is on fire, but you're still trying to get that degree

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Moderately Amusing Memes For Procrastination Purposes

While Fridays really don’t matter much these days, it’s still our belief that we’re obligated to celebrate the weekend. And since we can’t head to the clubs, bars, or restaurants to blow off steam, we’re trying to find other ways to chill out. So far, beyond drinking copious amounts of alcohol, scrolling through memes has been fitting the bill. And here’s a whole lot of ’em here for you.

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Text - My bank recently called me to let me know I had an outstanding balance. I said: "Thanks I used to do gymnastics" and hung up the phone. That was nice of them to say.

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Text - X: Greek letter "Chi", pronounced "Ki" Æ: Pronounced "Ai" A-12: 12th letter of the alphabet, "L" It's pronounced "Kyle" (Ki-Ai-L) Kyle Musk u/BakedPlatypus All that for a Kyle ?

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Bengal tiger - Other people- You're cruisin for a bruisin Me-You're askin for a Baskin

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Text - When ur afraid of catching COVID-19 so you download an AntiVirus and stick the USB up your ass 24 helth

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Product - i BABYLONBEE.COM Wife Unaware That Movie Will Answer All Her Questions If She Just Pays Attention

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Face - Me: don't believe everything you see on the internet smh gullible Internet: Does lightning McQueen get car insurance or life insurance Me: V31nr 30 45 60 12 V3 sin COS tan y=ax +bxtc (x, x)=-b±A 2a VT WT 4= \b-4ac

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Text - Nintendrick Lamario @synthandlasers *me getting captured by Jigsaw* Jigsaw: "You wasted your life drinking craft beers. Now you've been poisoned. One of these two-hundred bottles contains the antid_" Me: "Done." Jigsaw: "What..what do you mean done?" Me: "I mean *burp* fight me you tricycle-ass puppet bitch." 10/18/18, 4:04 PM

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Text - Spooky Mama Pajama e & @mamapjs1 Embrace your inner child. Run in a meadow. Laugh at the sun. Follow the rainbow. Pee in your pants. Get angry at the color blue. Scream because circles should be squares. Tell a stranger she looks like the lady in daddy's secret magazines. Believe in magic.

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Mode of transport - My gf telling the police not to arrest me Me, drunk and wondering why she's mad at the Uber driver ICE

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Cat - when you finally lose your shit and your kids look at you like they aren't the ones that did this to you. @mommysinsidevolce

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Photo caption - Well look at you, you beautiful bitch ME WHEN I SEE ANY OF MY PLANTS THRIVING

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Text - * kayde * @queen_kayde White girls get dream catcher tattoos and wonder why their lives are going to shit like idk Sara maybe ask the thing inked on your body that attracts bad shit you unseasoned chicken wing

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Nose - maaamaaaaaa uwu d-malorkas Delete this

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Photo caption - Teachers: Just log into Zablezoot, scroll down to the Zork! app and have the kids work through the assignments sent through Kracklezam or check the links posted in Drumblekick. Parents:

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Text - Relatable Randy @_relatablerandy Did 10 squats today. Don't expect me at work tomorrow - gonna call in thicc.

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Font - Now this is wisdom EVERY DEAD B ODY ON MT EVEREST WAS ONCE A VERY DETERMINED INDIVIDUAL S0.. MAYBE CALM DOWN

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Drawing - Ca wishem wishem CAW

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Text - me: i'm a very private person someone: hi me: so i'll start by describing some of my lighter traumas before I get into the real bad stuff

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Text - Too bad you can't get abs from laughing at your own jokes because l'd have a defined 8 pack by now

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Dinosaur - Elsie Lovelock @sweetpoffin THE STRONGFEMALE CHARACTERS ILOOKUPTO

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Text - Therapist: and what do we do when we feel sad? Me: War DisNEpWorld. Therapist: no

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Hair - Reasons why I'm writing in Rob Van Winkle for president: 1. He's patriotic (see jacket). 2. He stops. 3. He collaborates. 4. HE LISTENS. 5. If there's a problem, yo, he solves it.

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Text - HUNN HUNN brnchewy: Let's just take a moment to appreciate the fact that Pooh has just shoved the equivalent of his own internal organs back into his body like it was no big deal. No bothers were given that day. No bothers given. No bothers. LOOK AT ALL HUNNY THE BOTHERS I GIVE brnchewy 1,110,629 notes Feb 28th, 2017

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Text - NO MATTER HOW BIG YOUR HOUSE IS, HOW RECENT YOUR CAR IS, HOU BIG YOUR BANK ACCOUNT IS, OUR GRAVES WILL BE THE SAME SIZE. STAY HUNABLE. Speak for yourself Peasant

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Orangutan - When she's done her hair and makeup and spent £100 on lingerie to see me stand at the end of the bed like...

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Face - BREAKING NEWS: Eminem has just become the tirst celebrity to be diagnosed with Coronavirus. In a statement released by doctors, it has been revealed that his palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms were heavy.. He presented with vomit on his sweater already. Initial testing has revealed it was moms spaghetti.. BREAKING NEWS CNN EMINEM DIAGNOSED WITH CORONAVIRUS

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Text - Is it fucked up or genius that I taught my kids to sing a clean up song to the tune o "my neck, my back"? 'Do it now Clean it good Clean this house up like you should Your books Your blocks Pick your shoes up, and your socks' Nevermind, that's definitely genius.

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Text - Can they raise lifeguard requirements I'm sorry but i just don't trust a 19 year old 110 pound blonde named mackenzeigh wth the IQ of a mcchicken to save my life NO, NO. HE'S GOT A POINT.

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Hair - When you hate people more than the virus classicalfuck

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Text - Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Stephen King has a son named Joe. I'm not joking, but he is.

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Frog - Interviewer: It says here you never went to jail. Me: Correct, I was taken.

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Product - When I hear that Coronavirus is more likely to affect men Its Ma'am SAVE AL $30 $20 UTY Please FIRST ON Wait Here CLEARANC STAR

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Adaptation - me looking at the F my kid got for the math homework i solved

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Text - do u ever set 2 alarms for the morning where the first one is like 'im gonna make myself eggs for breakfast and look like a snack today' and the second one is like 'im gonna have to deal with a snack for breakfast and look like an egg today'

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Text - me: i want vanilla ice cream ben & jerry's: try this willy nilli milli vanilli me: just regular vanilla plz ben & jerry's: here's magilla gorilla thrilla in vanilla me: ben & jerry's: chillin like a villain on a vicodin pillin with a bobby bonillin window sillin vanillin

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Organism - Never fight a dinosaur. You'll get jurasskicked. otoho dep po os depoutchole dpophotos

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Facial expression - nobody: nobody at all: me: making up scenarios in my head and taking it too far & hurting my own feelings. HACKNEYSFINEST

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Text - 2020 Mood dumb aloo @besharmi replacing my heart with a lego, step on it now bitch

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Hair - alyceoneword When you put your kid to bed an hour ago, but they keep reappearing asking for water and the meaning of life

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Photo caption - 5 seconds after changing your babys diaper Baby: @itsbabyyoda I shidded

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Text - Afro-LightskinO. @itsKARY Ineed to lose 15-20 pounds in 30 days. Send me tips. Legal & illegal. content emoji @marscuv Clean veganism, daily exercise, plenty of water, plenty of sleep, and (I can't stress this enough) cocaine

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Text - jaboukie @jaboukie how are people out here with no therapy not taking any prescribed or illicit drugs just raw dogging reality 11:36 AM · 1/23/19 · Twitter for iPhone

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A Smorgasbord Of Memes For Indulgent Time-Wasting

It is said that variety is the spice of life. If that’s true, our tastes are spicy as hell. And they’re reflected in this big ol’ gallery of random memes. A sprinkle of shitposting here, some relatable memery there. A couple cringey social media statuses, and more than a few hilarious Tumblr posts.This batch ofmemes has got something for everyone, and we put them together just for you. 

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Photo caption - There's no such thing as a perfect name for a firefigh.... Lieutenant Les McBurney Sun Prairie Fire Department GrownMenStuff

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Text - Eddy Elfenbein @EddyElfenbein Maybe we'll have better luck tomorrow which is *checks notes* Friday, the 13th. 4:30 PM · 12 Mar 20 · Twitter Web App 128 Retweets 432 Likes

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Animal figure - Draw a duck and share your art YISSSSSSS IT ME, DUK NOT SNEK

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Organism - Me: why does my back always hurt? Also me: @wilfordbrimly

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Smile - When your card doesn't get picked in Cards Against Humanity It's fucking funny.

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Organism - Callum May @callummay Worst. Burlesque. Ever. 0:27

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Text - isnt it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything & then one hand that just sits there like idk how to hold a pencil

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Canidae - The Wonderful World Dec 24, 2019 at 8:38am ·O To the person who broke into my house last night. I hope you liked my dog!

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Running - Innocent child: *dies* Oompa Loompas:

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Face - nobody: bats when they pee:

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Door - my door handle is missing ?????iiiurm IM HAVING A CRISIS HERE WHERE IS MY DOOR HANDLE It seems ke u cant handle this situation get out. How?

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Text - amazingmars self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void a the-official-nasa May we suggest a Soothing Bath™ instead Source: amazingmars 481,817 notes

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Text - How, your Pokégear is impressive! trevenant Really Gina! My Pokégear is impressive. That is what is impressive. My Pokégear. Gina here thinks that my Pokégear is what is impressive aubrobrewhaha Did you hear that, Lugia, Guardian of the Seas? Gina says my Pokégear is impressive

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Text - as-seenon-tv I love working at joann fabrics today a guy asked me to show him the fake fur and when I did he goes "noooo... this won't do" and part of my job is giving advice for projects so I asked him what he was using it for and he looks down at the floor and quietly says "... I wanna make a yeti costume to scare people with when we go skiing.." weltinator #scooby doo villain

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Text - badjokesbyjeff I was applying for Australian citizenship and the interviewer asked, "Do you have a criminal record?" I said, "No. Is that still required?" andalwaysburning Oh my God. geekandmisandry Jeff, I swear.

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Poster - COMMUNIST JOKES ARENT FUNNY UNLESS. EVERYONE GETS THEM mgip com

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Text - luke o'neil O @lukeoneil47 Be pretty weird if concerts had a real quick football game halfway through

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Text - Terry F @daemonic3 [getting urine test results] You've tested positive for opiates- ME: probably the bagel I had -and THC, cocaine, steroids, and also you're pregnant ME: it was an everything bagel

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Text - ALI @imhungryok_ 1d There's no way EVERYBODY was Kung Foo fighting 102 L7 26.6K 59.6K Easy D-JAnyReason @DJAnyReason @imhungryok_l agree that it seems implausible, but trust me, the math works once you remember to factor in that those kicks were fast as lightning

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Blessing - HELP ME YOU IDIOTS THE ALIENS ARE TAKING ME

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Text - Waterboarding at Guantanamo bay sounds like an awesome time if you don't know what either of those things are

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Cat - OPEN YOUR EYES JACK..STOP PRETENDING YOU ARE MY SHADOW!!

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Text - posted in Just Sew ... O reeling distraught. 24 minutes ago · E What is a suitable punishment for my 14 year old daughter... She used MY FABRIC SCISSORS TO CUT TORTILLA WRAPS .. 93 96 Comments 3m Like Reply Judi Death 3m Like Reply

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Text - I went and asked my teacher why she wrote, "SALSA" on my paper and she told me I got a 59 out of 59. She also mentioned maybe I'm not as smart as she thought I was. Citizenship Athens and F

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Cartoon - Normal people with fever: 8Shit People with coronavirus N O will travel across the land

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Organism - SHARKS! ethelifeofsharks WHAT IS IT WE CAN SMELL FROM A QUARTER OF A NOT TOAST? MILE AWAY? NO. EUGENE, I THINK I'M HAVING A STROKE BLOOD. Cthelifeofsharks By Christian Talbot Illustrated by Sophie Hodge

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Text - *Airport Metal detector goes off* Airport security: What has it got in its nasty little pocketses?

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Text - one-time-i-dreamt I was drawing a bunch of pentagrams in my notebook during math class because I was bored and I think I drew 150 pentagrams in total before a devilish-looking guy wearing a red suit broke down the door of the classroom and yelled "WHAT the FUCK do you WANT?!" almost-always-eventually-right this username escapes me every single time

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Face - NORTHERN AFRICA: EXISTS OTTOMAN EMPIRE: I's Free Real Estate imgflip.com

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Text - normal people when they're sick: people with coronavirus: I'm going on an adventure!

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Face - the shit staring at your asshole while you play on your phone and don't flush for over an hour

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Vehicle - friend: omg i had a dream where i married my crush my dreams: Shutte St Here's your child

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Cartoon - When your simple minded friend is being too hasty Let's not be too hasty, my simple-minded friend.

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Hedgehog - fatpeoplemakemehappy: the one on the bottom right is trying real hard to be a good cupcake

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Text - IM elliot g @ElliotG78 my favourite tv moment was when i got voted off the weakest link, and host cornelia frances said "i understand you like golf. well your teammates have decided your game was below par" to which i said 'that's a good thing" and they had to do a retake and change the script for her 8:03 PM · 2/6/20 · TweetDeck

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Text - tsaomengde My fiancee and I were discussing the worst metal to use to make armor, and the obvious answers are lead and gold, but she cunningly suggested mercury. Which is a fair point, but then I wondered if solid mercury is any good. Googling told me that the melting point of mercury is -38° c (-37° f), so first you get it really fucking cold. At that point, it turns out that mercury has a tensile strength of 1900 mpa, compared to lead's 18 and steel's -500-940 (depending upon the kind o

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Facial expression - Build tower Build city. that reaches to heaven. οι εργαζόμενοι μιλούν νέες γλσσες Οι εργαζόμενοι μιλούν νέες γλσσες . salty-blue-mage Of all the possible jokes in this format I did not expect the Tower of Babel randomintensifies It took me a little bit to get bc I understand both languages xD Since I saw some ppl asking, the Greek text says "The workers now speak new languages".

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Goats - When you get back from the doctor's with mcdonald's at school

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Text - Rob Dubbin @robdubbin • Jul 28 ISTAND WITH THE WGA MY MAN: (comes home) ME: (nervous) how was the store MY MAN: fine ME: oh thank g – MY MAN: ran into jolene ME: oh no MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

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Facial expression - WIFE: [On phone ordering pizza] 12 inch please. ME: Know what else is 12 inches? WIFE: Behave. ME: [Grabs crotch] Four of these. Twitter: MatCro

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Photo caption - THEREISNEWS INODENTS Trapeze artist with diarrhea shits on 23 people a marzo 4, 2019 & Sr. Lobo Chocolate rain

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Vehicle - COME TO THE TRENCHES, WE HAVE SILLY STRING PARTY WAGONS -Tripie Entente - Tripie Alance -he Baikans Italy Austria- 1882 Hungary Germany 1914 the France 1907 1904 Russia Ottoman Empire -treaty B-allbanee Britain FUN PUZZLES SPICY AIR 1879 Bulgaria Serbia

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‘Robotnik Pressing Red Button’ Memes Celebrate Peoples Bad Choices

It seems like a decade ago that we were lamenting the Sonic movie’s terrible animation. Even the movie’s February 14 release seems like it happened in another lifetime. But the film (which actually got solid reviews) has more to offer than 100 minutes of boredom-busting. It’s inspired more than a few excellent dank memes, and the latest format features Jim Carrey as Sonic’s nemesis, Robotnik. The meme remixes the classic Daily Struggle format by adding a panel of Robotnik eagerly selecting the negative red button. It’s being used to mock everyone from gullible fake-news spreading aunts to gamers, and it’s quickly becoming one of the more popular formats on Reddit. We’ve put together a healthy handful of our favorite examples, but you can read more about the evil goodness on Know Your Meme. Happy scrolling!

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Cartoon - Believing in all of the conspiracy theories that have no evidence supporting it Believing in the scientists and doctors who have evidence and proof for days Facebook Aunts

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Photo caption - shoot an angry gorilla's head off tranquilize an angry gorilla Cincinnati zoo

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Cartoon - Jumping to conclusions and taking away their devices for no Asking their child what the problem is fucking reason Parents

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Photo caption - build Metal kill sonic sonic to race against him dr eggman in the movie

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Basketball - BALANCING GAMEPLAY MORE LAYERS OF ""MODES" FE-LOGIC

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Photo caption - Give 10 times more homework than Let the students have usual some rest Teachers

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Games - the dark knight rises Revenge of the sith people loyal to the republic

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Photo caption - Giving animated mom's more ass Making her look normal Pixar Animators

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Cartoon - start DBT and finally begin to start bettering my life literally anything else

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Games - u/Downder cruiser, 1 frigate and 1 destroyer 17 Submarines, 1 Some Pepsi Soviet Union

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Games - respect the creators wishes and not make make a CGI a spinoff spinoff anyway viaCOM OCBS

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Streetball - RENT, GROCERIES, BILLS NEW GAMING PC GAMERS keaner81

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Games - Sit around messing Make original content I've wanted to do since I was a kid with meme templates

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Signage - Dash Patient, weli Thought out attack Neutral Ме

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Photo caption - Binge all 20-some seasons of Pokemon Actually do something productive with all my time. My dumbass in Quarantine

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Games - ХЕА-12 Naming your kid something normal

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50 Quality Memes To Improve Your Mood

If you’ve been craving an exceptional gallery of amusing and relatable memes, you’ve come to the right place. This one has it all: oddly triggering Spongebob memes, highly relatable shitposts, and, of course, some animals for good measure. And they’re all absolutely free.

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Sky - Me: stands up too fast My vision Adiós

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Mode of transport - Grass: grows 0.27 inches Dads at 7 AM:

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Cartoon - Multi-Millionaries when they get bored: I'm political now

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Face - My tastebuds watching me grab 5 pizza rolls immediately after taking them out of the microwave Othe atomic elbow

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Hair - U.S: You can't drink until you are 21 Also the U.S when you turn 18 You're asoldier Harry

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Cartoon - duck guy Come closer. duck duck I need eneed. 00 grapes

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Adaptation - Today 4:30 PM Hey did you hear the joke about the airplane Yeah, it crashed and burned like the rest of your jokes Read 4:31 PM I was murdered

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Photo caption - Flies entering my house: Flies trying to leave my house: Mr. Krabs! The Front door is missing!

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Adaptation - When you scoop some Froot Loops into the spoon and it's exactly six loops with individual colors

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Text - Matt. @MattTheBrand by age 25 you should have: - a houseplant | - an ex you're not over - the overwhelming feeling that you're not making as much progress in life as you would have liked - debt

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Shoulder - Boy vacuuming sure does stink or should I say it sucks lol @middleclassfanc

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Hair - When you convince yourself to finally go out, then realize it was a mistake and you'd rather be home. SUSHI

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Text - ll Airtel 4G 7:52 AM O 16% Tweet tz Kat Maddox Retweeted whalefact @awhalefact jeff bezos can't become a trillionaire if he gets eaten by a whale 12:36 · 19 May 20 · Twitter for iPhone 2,685 Retweets 16K Likes jeb @LlamalnaTux · 7h Replying to @awhalefact what if he gets eaten by a llama 1 27 1 39 whalefact @awhalefact · 7h i'm sorry that's not my area of expertise O 159

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Cat - Cats: We are not as loyal as dogs but at least we don't tell the police where the drugs are

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Parachute - Vine coming back after clapping TikTok in the gulag

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Movie - TikTok TikTok Inc. Contains ads · In-app purchases 1.3 * 12+ 26M reviews 74 MB Editors' Choice Rated for 12 THEY ARE WEAK! WE MUST FINISH THEM! imgflip.com

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Text - The US: you can't drink until your 21 The US when you turn 18: again great news you've just been promoted and you get your own pistol

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Face - God to humans in New Testament God to humans in Old Testament u/paolonoci IG @pauliedankmeme On dear, oh dear. Gorgeous. You fucking donkey

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Text - Everyone gangsta till the 5g cell tower starts walking

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Snout - Interviewer: "Tell me about yourself, what are some of your hobbies?" Me, realizing l've done nothing but look at memes and refresh the same 4 apps since 2013: @alreadybored.jpg

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Meditation - me looking at ants

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Text - Millennials living through their 2nd "once in a generation" economic collapse

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Text - nick @nickhansonMN there's literally nothing better than when you're full on laughing with someone and you both keep adding things that make it funnier and you can barely breathe

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Text - Owners: Ramsay please help me change my restaurant Ramsay: ok but we need to make some changes Owners: no

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Cartoon - YouTube recommendations during my free time when I have nothing else to do- YouTube recommendations when I have to do something important

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Text - ironmanstan but if someone from our gen z population doesnt open a square-themed food restaurant chain called dinecraft then whats the point whichwayisthebeach-seabass op do you take constructive criticism ironmanstan only in villager noises

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Chicken - PDF empezardexerox Adebe 1957 1978 2005 905 g 1,808 g 4,202 g homobile fucking hell how old is this chicken

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Text - People on social media that don't post anything.

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Cartoon - I hired an invisible assassin to break your neck

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Text - SOME SHIP GRILFREND GOOD GOOD GOOD BAD BAD GOOD GOOD BAD BAD GOOD GOOD

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Cartoon - Sorry kid, I'm the éther Bunny

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Cartoon - Me: licks the knife clean Everyone else in the operating room:

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Cartoon - My ideas when I'm awake My ideas when I'm almost asleep My ideas when I'm taking a shit

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Adaptation - the four horsemen of pausing the movie and explaining pointless facts to some poor new viewer

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Text - @gordihyena My roommate got super stoned a couple weeks back and found out you can order a personalized big toblerone. He immediately forgot about it until it showed up last night TBBLOBNOERN

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Your chances of getting killed by a group of frogs are low but never zero

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Meal - When you're reading the back of the cereal's box for the 314159265359th time Guaranteed THAN-OS A Perfectly Balanced Breakfast NEF WT S6 INTERESTING.

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Mythology - When I pet a dog and the owner says, "wow he never lets strangers do that." ME:

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Facial hair - bruh Krtes Kommokdro

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Product - YOUR PHONE WHEN YOU SAYYOU WANT TO BUYSOMETHING f

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Cartoon - OH, I JUST JOG EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE! I DO CROSSFIT. I share my feelings with people I care ITIVELY. about and encourage others fo do the same I LIFT COMPET- SHEN COMIX

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Cartoon - lol wtf did I just draw

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Poster - MANDALORIAN Wanna see me make the best season of Star Wars television ever? CLONE WARS Wanna see me do it again?

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Fictional character - HOME/ENTERTAINMENT / A Disney+ Favorite Beat Out "Stranger Things' For The Title of Most-Streamed Show 'Star Wars: The Clone Wars' is officially the most-streamed digital original show

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Cartoon - There's a chip in your brain that will force you to murder your friends. SOLID SNARK Dammit Fives! If those Clones had free will, they'd be really upset. FOX 25

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Job - Can you perform under pressure? No, but I can try Bohemian Rhapsody OPunttubonine Pun hub

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Green - KEAL FAKE SAANA REAL FAKE BANANA

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Text - Matt Haig @matthaig1 Things you learn on Twitter: you have no control over who people think you are. So don't worry about it. If they want to hate some fictional version of you that exists in their mind let them. Don't exhaust yourself winning over people you can't win over. Go where the kindness is.

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Cartoon - Wait it's all Ti Alloys? Always has been 我6s

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Pointless Posts For Those Who Just Need A Laugh

Even though the days all seem to blend together at this point, it’s good to have designated breaks just to feel sane. We hope these memes can help you relax for a bit!

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Text - "Leave the peach cobbler in the kitchen alone," mother would say, going upstairs. But I couldn't help myself. I sneaked in and watched him. Watched him make his stupid little peach shoes, taunting. "Nobody's going to wear those," I'd say. "They're stupid." But on he worked.

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Photo caption - LOOK IT'S THE GUY WHO THROWS M&Ms OVER THE FENCE [adult [adult

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Text - szuddenly you think you want me to shut up? i have to listen to myself even when im not talking tooiconic wow this is a fucking mood

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Swimming pool - Beverly My sisiter in law died in a fire, her Bible was beside her bed on a stand, not a burn mark on the Bible....Awesome...miracle from God... Yesterday at 8:31 PM Like 6 8 Reply Bible God Sister in law love Pucking

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Hair - When you're winning the argument with facts and they start attacking you personally instead of addressing the topic.

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Text - your bff alex @psybermonkey King's men: sorry your highness...we couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again King (drunk af): let the horses try

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Photo caption - LIVE breakyourownnews.com BREAKING NEWS CHAINSAW BEARS REACH USA 12:52 FUCKING BEARS WITH FUCKING CHAINSAWS FOR FUCKING HANDS WTF

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Airplane - When you need to trigger all the conspiracy therorists on your friends list at once. Flying chemtrail-spreading 5G masts, shooting vaccines

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Mineral - You've heard of boneless chicken. But I present to you chickenless bones

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People - Then George said "Yall can tax this dick" and started the first boogaloo Boogalations 7: 4

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Font - AT LAST WE WILL REVEAL OURSELVES TO THE JEDI

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Cat - catitolovers @catitolovers She said ;3

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Transport - A man hurled racist slurs and a punch at a FedEx driver then died after he was punched back FedEx Express fedex.com bLAck pARty @blackxparty Damn, he sent him to God. Same day shipping.

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Text - When you come back from Chernobyl and check on your dick There is another

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Text - I indentify with tinkerbell a lot because she needs attention or she dies and that's pretty much me

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Animated cartoon - Clara's in self-isolation @ramencult Joe Exotic is Steve Irwin's Wario

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Hair - MAYBE SHE'S BORN WITH IT BUSH'S BEST Maple BAKED BEANS MAYBE IT'S MAPLE BEANS

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Adaptation - So he was like you've turned her against me and I was like the fuck you gonna do about it Anakin

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Organism - Rare photos of me jumping to conclusions

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Text - Tatum Saunders @50FirstTates Remember to sanitize your hands and then sanitize the caps of your sanitizer. And then sanitize your hands again from touching the caps and then 11:33 AM · 3/26/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Mammal - synapsid-taxonomy Me: The Tasmanian devil is a voracious predator and should not be engaged with Also me: Heehoo pupper

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Head - me: rips up my drawing cause i messed it up the guy im tattooing:

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People - When you're getting roasted by your friends and you have to pretend they didn't just hit you in your biggest insecurity I care not

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Nature - The beans are growing nicely this year

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Pug - me sneaking into the kitchen with no pants on at 2:24 am to eat shredded cheese

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Green - oh hi Mark

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Cartoon - online best-friend parent Is this a wanted criminal

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Fish - You may be thinking "oh jeebz somebondy help! that guy is drownin fear not: he uses his gills to breathe underwater

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Facial hair - Hello there IIM General Da Vinci

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Text - @olivia_vault Keto people will eat a full block of cream cheese a day and be like this is actually much healthier than even thinking about a slice of bread 12:27 PM · 4/3/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Crab - Are you just gonna scroll past me without saying yee-claw What in crustacean

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Cartoon - Me: Washing a spoon The Spoon: nokubusmemcloved Full Counter!

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Fish - i want my life H2-Over to be

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Hair - me: so what disease do i have? nurse: you have Alzhe- me: I don't remember asking you a god damn thing.

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Cartoon - BUT WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT I? IT'S A tWO-PARTY SYSTEM YOU HAVÉ TO VOE FOR ONE OF US.

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An Assortment Of Dumb Memes To Enhance Your Hump Day

Happy Hump Day, you absolute freaks. To celebrate making it halfway through the stereotypical Monday through Friday, 9-5 workweek, we’ve amassed this collection of arguably dumb memes to keep you distracted. Because who can actually focus on work during times like this? 

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Cartoon - ME: *Stands up* My dog: You son of a bitch. I'm in.

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Photography - On my way to reel in your bitch ecomtysweaters

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Cartoon - FRIEND: Want to go to Home Depot? ME: Nope. FRIEND: We can pick up fallen succulent leaves and rescue plants from the Clearance rack. МE: You son of a bitch. I'm in.

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Plant - When you have collected every houseplant and you become the final boss TRTH

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Cartoon - Ernie informs Bert who's gonna give it to him

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Lip - "You can't just cut people out your life' Me:

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Tree - Me: *opens fridge* There's never anything to eat around here... *orders pizza* The vegetables in the back of my fridge:

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Cartoon - when your favorite person in the world is sad You wanna hug?

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Text - When someone you hate is breathing @MyTherapistSays shel

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Cartoon - What are your plans for tonight?" Ме:

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Canidae - "i have to go home i have so much stuff to do" me when i get home:

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Face - How to force yourself staying home one more month

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Footwear - Before you judge a flat earther... Walk a mile in their shoes.

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Text - "Are you carrying any explosives?" "Just this bomb pussy"

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Batman - nd pasta Rari practic distang The most groceies with the least ingredients.

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Malagueta pepper - SCOVILLE CHILE HEAT CHART O 2008 AZP Worldwide SCOVILLE HEAT UNITS TYPES OF PEPPERS 15,000,000 Pure Capsaician 2,000,000-5,300,000 U.S. Grade Pepper Spray 1,000,000 Bhut Jolokia 577,000 Red Savina 200,000-350,000 Habanero 100,000-250,000 Chiltepin 30,000-50,000 Cayenne 15,000-30,000 Arbol 12,000-30,000 Manzano 8,000-23,000 Serrano 5,000-8,000 Yellow Hot 3,500-8,000 Jalepeño Pepper 2,500-4,000 Guajillo 1,500-2,500 Chilaca 1,000-2,500 Pasilla 1,000-2,000 Pablano 500-2,000 Anahei

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Text - If you can smell yourself, others have been able to for a while.

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Dog - Mess with the labbo you get the stabbo

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Nose - Me after a long day of being a magical ass bitch @memez4dayz

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Car - I WONDER HOW MANY CALORIES I BURN WHEN I RUN AWAY FROM MY PROBLEMS?

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Joint - When you send bae the dankest meme you can find and she ignores it

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Face - Entire world: "stay home" Florida: No, I don't think I will. adam.the.creator

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Skin - When I have to admit I was wrong

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Cartoon - No matter how good a person you are, you are evil in someone's story. Me: HA HA НА НА НА

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Face - Just because you got your tax refund today doesn't mean you need to spend it all today

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Text - when u yelling at bae and they start yelling back making valid points i am soft pls do not yell at me

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Green - *spends $7.00* "Okay I need to calm down with all this spending" %3D

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Text - I know you're going through a lot right now Just know You did this to yourself

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Text - d-37 " ? @cham_twt one time me and my friends saw one of our professors on campus and he was all smiley and we were like "sir! u seem so happy today!" and without missing a beat he said "thanks! it's a facade."

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Face - when you're being yelled at and you waiting them to finish so you can hit them with facts 9/21/15, 8:38 AM

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Bell - The only cure nobody is talking about...

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Hair - IFYOU LOOKREALLY CLOSELY YOU'LL SEE 2 CLOWNS STARING AT EACHOTHER.

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Toilet seat - When it's the fourth time this week you've forgotten to pull your pants down before you shit. dreamstime dreamstimet dreamstime

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Cartoon - when u check your messages and your favorite person hasn't replied in 3 hours

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Text - When you didn't buy any snacks at the supermarket because you told yourself you need to stop snacking but now you feel snackish

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Fifty Random Memes That Made Us Snicker

Whatever you’re doing, stop and look at these incredibly important memes. You won’t regret it, probably. And while we’re at it, click here for some more miscellaneous entertainment! You’re welcome.

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Dog - WeRateDogs® @dog_rates This is Honey. She wants you to spot the difference between these two pics. It's very subtle so please take your time. 13/10

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Headgear - My cat loves sitting in pants so when i have nothing to do i wear extra pants

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Cat - After a couple months of quarantine, I understand why cats sleep all day.

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Dog - I saw my favorite dog outside the grooming salon yesterday. She looked shocked that I don't live in the salon 24/7

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Adaptation - Big Hero 6 was such an underrated movie that got overshadowed by Frozen. It did not receive the credit that it so rightfully deserved

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Skin - My 2020 relationship status.

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Sign - SPEED LIMIT 30 CYOUR SPEED HIGH SCORE

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Yellow - Did You Know ? ? ? Egg Cooking Times 2 MINS 4 MINS 6 MINS 8 MINS @90smujeriego let it boil till i say oh shit the egg

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Text - Jackie @omggjackiee WHAT DO PPL DO IN THE SHOWER FOR 45 min+???????????? PETER @OkigboHTX Concerts, meet and greets, cry, overthink, arguments. You name it.

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Text - [Pitching a movie idea to Walt Disney] "Alright so there's an adorable little deer..." Walt Disney: Kill his mom

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Text - Mother Of Sarcasm @SarcasmMother If snails are so slow, how come nobody sees them coming? It's always like bam, there's a snail

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Green - Me IHOP waitresses callin me baby

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Text - a gender reveal party where its just you and your partner in a doctors office and you ask your doctor what the gender of your baby is and then they tell you and then you go home

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Poster - When you turn your light off and try to find your bed

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Product - YOUR PHONE WHEN YOU SAYYOU WANT TO BUYSOMETHING e reddit

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Text - Beefy @NotYourBacon *talks to myself* "Why am I talking to myself? I should stop" I say, while talking to myself...

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Dog - i took a pic of my dog using the wide angle lens and i-

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Dog - You're going to hear a little pawp

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Text - 1st rule of family gatherings always bring your own vehicle so you can leave when you want.

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Internet meme - WHEN IT COMES TO CORONAVIRUS IF YOU SHOUT GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH IF YOU COULD CHOOSE YOUR OWN DEATH, NOT SOMEONÉ ELSE'S, THAT'D BE GREAT

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Text - why-cant-cordy-stay: them: the film industry has really been going downhill lately :/ it's all sequels and franchises, nothing's any good- me: + Uno: The Movie (2016) 2h 44min I Action, Comedy, Drama i 30 Novermber 2016 (USA) 10 Rate 430 This At the end of a workday, the only thing anybody wants to do is go home. Unfortunately, that won't be happening tonight. Five co- workers play a game of UNO with ridiculous rules, and it . See full summary UNG Stars: Jeremy Dooley, Katherine Dooley, G

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Text - guess who's awesome and can make it through quarantine

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Adaptation - You know you're getting old when ripped jeans reminds you of pot holes.

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Cartoon - Archaeologists are just grave robbers with a degree

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Product - Someone just threw this tub of mayo at me... What the Hellman. HELLMAN REAL

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Text - Mother Of Sarcasm @SarcasmMother Americans protesting against Coronavirus are the reasons some labels read "do not iron your clothes while wearing them"

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Games - What #legos do when we aren't looking. 000

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Organism - Everyone kept trying to tell me0 was missing out by being single, but now they're all in quarantine thinking twice.

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Photo caption - The Government: Please stay inside People who never jogged before in their lives:

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Product - She's found a new spot in my car lol lalo (75%) @kingbrujx a pup holder

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Dog breed - When Netflix asks if I'm still watching. I'm up. I washn't shleeping.

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Face - me watching my phone ring tilli miss the call

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Smoking - The button on my jeans watching me eat another snack

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Mammal - LOL I'M A DUCK QUACK QUACK MemeCenter.com

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Text - thesinisstronginthisone Me: okay, we got stuff to do today, let's go! My body: sweet! we're out of energy btw Me: ??? I just woke up??? My body: yeah uh well you see we kinda, forgot to make energy Me: My body: Me: My body: Me: you FORGOT-

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Cartoon - Nobody: Minecraft:

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Text - The four horsemen of things that would be impossible to count: Stars in the sky Sand grains on a beach Tabs open on my moms phone Atoms in the buman body

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Text - Joro Marinov @ForsiMarinov The #coronavirus situation in my country is so desperate, that sanitarry staff is forced to clean public toilets more than once in a century. 6:36 PM · May 14, 2020 · Twitter Web App

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Corn on the cob

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Bus - School buses with WiFi are helping children connect to the internet and bridge the technology divide SCHOOL BUS AN SOPL SERICES Well, we were lucky if our bus had heat when I was a kid.

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Text - Dylan Farella @dfarella I put the 'no' in 'l'Il let you know'

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Car - 78 78 Stephen. We're going 78 mph.

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Text - Jo @JoanNatson Small weekend is over.. now entering big weekend

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Fictional character - When you accidentally step on your dogs tail and it does that sad whimper What..have I done

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Muscle - Muscles make the body move. Red YouTube progress bar Grey YouTube progress bar

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Animation - When you don't know anyone at the party but there's a dog

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Text - When you upvote the 'it ain't much but it's honest work' memes because they always get hated on. It ain't much, but it's honest work made with mematic

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Text - Ароcalypse: 2021 The dyslexic Mayan who wrote 2012:

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Forty-Eight Very Dumb Memes For Very Bored People

If you clicked here then you’re probably bored out of your damn mind, and that’s okay, because we’re all really struggling in the entertainment department right now. We got you covered.

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Forehead - "Restaurant food is low risk for transmitting COVID-19 because the food service industry already has strict health and saféty guidelines in place for sanitation and cleanliness." Anyone who's ever worked in food service:

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Dish - My thoughts at night be like

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Horse - Sexy and I know. Oh wait

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Rock - Michael Barros @BarrosMichael21 My fiancé just asked me to come into the kitchen to see what they made. "It's a couch potato."

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Text - Thoughts of Dog® O @dog_feelings surround yourself. with those who would flip your ear back for you. if it ever went inside out

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Yellow - Samantha Turcotte @samsinbox Tonight on Chopped: a corn tortilla crisp with a reduced tomato purée and a creamy cheese ganache

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Cat - All day he stares at the the fish

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Sky - I wish for world clean. hasani @hasanibubbani When the world needed him the most, he vanished.

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Facial expression - Me:*drinks water from shower* Mom:Don't drink the water it's dirty Me:if the water is dirty why are we showering in dirty water Mom: Listen Here, ULil Shit

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Face - When someone insults you and it's actually a good one you haven't heard before.

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Text - Yeah sex is cool but have you ever spent an hour looking for a song that you only remember one lyric from and then finally finding it

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Text - darlinghogwarts what if elle woods from legally blonde had been harry's lawyer during his hearing in the order of the phoenix iamnotlikelilyevans Elle vs. Umbridge is a fight l'd pay to see A hornyspacesnakes Good pink vs Bad pink emmysmusings "You can produce a full patronus?" "What, like it's hard?" ao3commentoftheday

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Text - If I had a time machine l'd probably just keep going back to bed.

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Text - When my inner child gets bored at work... is

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Eyebrow - when its your turn to order your meal and u haven't rehearsed it in your head yet PETTY MEMES

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Material property - Day 1 Day 10 Day 20 Day 30 Conclusion: Quarantine makes feet smaller

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Food - PLEASE USE TONGUES TO PcCk PASTRIES. Thx

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Cat - Day 89 of Quarantine:

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Text - Niall @niallmoran_ These bullets collided in Gallipoli in 1916. The chances of this happening were one in a billion. Name something more unlikely to happen... Jlon2K @Jlonwavves Three bullets colliding

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Cat - When you Google the lyrics of a song and realize you've been singing nonsense for 6 months.

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Human - When you're mad hungry and your food won't cooperate. mr petty wap

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Cartoon - The Simpsons did it again... JCPenney files for bankruptcy JCPenney's

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Hair - Comments have moved GO TO COMMENTS

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Cartoon - When you're at a store and press a button on something and it starts beeping loudly

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Text - when my therapist says the exact same thing I just said, only slightly different [whispering] Thank you.

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Cartoon - LA Finally. After all these years. UNO UNO DOS UNO TRES 2, I have them all.

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Text - Life goal: to have as much free time on my hands as people who come to a complete stop at yellow lights.

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Text - are wii gonna have a problem

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Text - Nobody Literally Nobody My PS4 charger at night

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Text - STEVE HUFF eSteveHuff Gonna let the Forensic Files narrator soothe me to sleep with murder stories now.

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Photo caption - So you see, not a single person in 2015 got the answer right to "Where do you see yourself in five years from now."

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Vehicle door - The awkward moment when you find out your best friend is a lightweight. HT CoorsLIGHT

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White - "Wtf" automatically translates in our brains but "lol" doesn't.

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Text - Whenever people tailgate me when I'm going 40 in a 35l always purposely slow down because it's like | gave you an extra 5 and you didn't appreciate it so now you get nothing

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Product - Me creating imaginary scenarios and arguments before anyone has even said anything to me

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Fresh Animal Crossing Memes For The Dangerously Addicted

It’s been almost three months since Animal Crossing: New Horizons was released, and the game shows no signs of cooling down – at least according to our social media feeds. The Nintendo offering seems to appeal to people of walks of life, especially during a time where it often feels like there’s absolutely nothing to do. Just like with any craze, the obsession with Animal Crossing has resulted in many fan communities and a crap ton of memes geared at fans. We’ve put some of the freshest and funniest together right here for easy scrolling, but if you want more, check out r/animalcrossingmeme.The subreddit is constantly being updated with funny tidbits that any turnip buying freak will enjoy. 

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Organism - DaisyMae coming to sell to me on Sunday Scerr Me, after the Stalk market burned me last week I AM READY TO GET HURT AGÅIN. made with mematic

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Cartoon - The crew tired of putting up with Gulliver's shit YEET!

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Gun - turnip

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Face - When you try to talk to a villager with your net equipped Wack

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Text - Me running to nooks cranny to sell all my items Me realizing I forgot to asses my fossils made with mematic

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Cartoon - Furniture and clothing I'm never gonna use Me My storage

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Cartoon - When you try to pick up an item next to your flowers but instead pick the flower

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Face - When you try to open your door with a net in your hand Wack made with mematic

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Text - chrissy teigen @chrissyteigen Don't like it when I donate a bug to the museum and he's like "eeew i hate bugs but I guess l'll take it" hello asshole l could sell this for 10 grand 1:21 AM · 4/18/20 · Twitter for iPhone 5,974 Retweets 73K Likes Posted in r/AnimalCrossing by u/portorange O reddit

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Text - me: *casts lure in a good position* the fish: slide to the left slide to the right cha cha real smooth

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Cat - "video games cause violence!" me, collecting bugs in animal crossing.

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Animated cartoon - me on my island in Animal Crossing while the world falls apart around me

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Adventure game - depression animal crossing happiness

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Photo caption - Me: *turns on Animal Crossing* Isabelle: *** BREAKING NEWS NOTHING TO REPORT BE COMEDY C

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Photo caption - When my mom is watching me play animal crossing and she sees a bug Posted in r/AnimalCrossing by u/Huntersmoon115 O reddit

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Face - me on a dodo flight using my 532nd nook miles ticket: raemund

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Cartoon - In Animal Crossing: New Horizons, your player has more detailed kneecaps, allowing Tom Nook to easily bash them in after you fail to pay your debt sanimalerossingupdates ifunny.co

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Cartoon - I DONT REALLY HAVE ANY STRONG OPINIONS ON ANYTHING. I harass people if they time travel or like popular villagers SHENCOMIX.Com

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Text - Zell, also known as Mr Worldwide Zel Ooh, that outfit you're wearing today... C'est magnifique! That's Spanish for bellissimo!

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Human - a healthy and productive lifestyle animal crossing me

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Community - If your island name is all lowercase you might be a serial killer. imgflip.com CHANGE MY MIND

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44 Action Hero Memes That Are Brimming With Testosterone

As brutal as the lockdowns and quarantine have felt, we like to look for silver linings. For many of us, this means more excuses to escape reality via television and movies. Action films are high up on our list of escapist genres. There’s something weirdly therapeutic about watching a character kick major ass. Instagram meme creators such as @snackytuna and @bread_loafington take the heroes (think Sylvester Stallone and Mr. T) of testosterone-filled movies and make them the subjects of some seriously relatable and self-deprecating memes. While the image macros don’t pass the Bechdel test, they’re still extremely entertaining. If you like what you see, give these accounts a follow on Instagram. We think they deserve it.

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Thirty-Six Dumb But Entertaining Memes For Everyday Use

We all have times where we just need to sit back, relax, and turn out brains off. If this is one of those times for you, then you’re in luck, because we have a whole batch of stupid memes for you!

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Armour - This is how I imagine my dog feels when he's protecting the house by barking at the leaves blowing by @tank.sinatra

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Text - The Untastic Mr. Fitz @UnFitz Buddha: Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die. Me taking notes: Buddha says make sure you give the poison to the OTHER guy 2:37 AM · 2/21/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - CNN O CNN @CNN Harvard and Yale scientists are proposing that we tackle climate change by dimming the sun. It sounds crazy, but according to their research, it could actually cut the rate of global warming in half: Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen lol we will fight the sun before we take on capitalism

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Text - Рор. Рор-Тarts @ tarts @PopTartsUS HR is not going to like this tweet Trojan Brand Condoms O followed you 2:53 PM · 04 Feb 20 · Twitter for iPhone 1,712 Retweets 7,911 Likes Pop-Tarts O ars Replying to @PopTartsUS @PopTartsUS · 4h Pop. Please don't make it go viral I will get in trouble 10 27 117 2,013 POp. tarts Pop-Tarts O @PopTartsUS 4h Guys stop retweeting it 31 27 146 1,907

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Cartoon - Me listening to any conversation that I had to take my headphones off for.

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Text - Paul Haine @paul_haine In retrospect I think it's time to question Billy Joel's claim that his generation didn't start the fire 18,746 Likes 4,929 Retweets Aug 15, 2019 at 7:17 AM via Tweetbot for Mac

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Animated cartoon - 10 yo me: *searches for "Google" on Google* My FBI Agent:

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Text - unclefather Can't drink the sarcophagus juice, can't eat the tomb cheese, what even is the point of archaeology ABC News O @abcnews World's oldest cheese found in Egyptian tomb – but it may be filled with a deadly disease ab.co/2VRG3IH

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Pill - This is a placebo meme. Studies have shown that placebo memes are still upvoted even when users are aware they're placebo.

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Cartoon - Never forget the time Tom thought he killed Jerry and how he tried to save the one thing he hated most

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Tire - Disney rehashing all their old movies. 51

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Vertebrate - Bea Gulls

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Product - Sharon Su Follow @doodlyroses The people who manufacture bathtub trays seem to have no idea what women actually do in the bath and I find that strangely comforting 11:47 PM - 23 Mar 2019 7,325 Retweets 27,219 Likes 677 17 7.3K 27K ROYAL

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Text - Hannah Baxter @lsapalindrome Just watched a man bringing home a goldfish on the train accidentally pop the bag- fish flops onto the floor. 3 people swarm to save him (the fish not the man). Guy chugs the last of his coffee and throws the fish in his cup. Lady next to him empties in her bottle of water.

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Text - Oh you're a stoner? Name every stone then. A high geologist 10 Are you challenging me?

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Text - Example 22.2 (end) Music Sadness (begin)

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Photo caption - Power Companies: *sends electric bill* The Mitochondria: @memeology.md You guys are getting paid?

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Text - A duck with four legs and no wings i-forgot-to-water-my-plants please @wishem wishem * DUCK NOISE* wishem He's looking for his wings Who took his wings

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Text - klngly Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, or back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess. mamasoygay fuck kinda subway are u going to? bakugosucks Substitute teachers deal with so much shit gaygerian Guys

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Font - GEOLOGY SLANE ayellowbirds On the one hand, i'm amused at the joke. On the other hand, I'm a librarian and this shelving is horrifying. tharook Well, no shelving system is without fault.

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Cartoon - Me: Defeats the boss and takes all of his loot Everyone else at the office:

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Cartoon - Family is still family no matter how they've hurt you @thebandoffice made with mematic

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Sky - How people fixed lightbulbs before Isaac Newton invented gravity

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Panda - Alzheimer's patient forgetting gravity was invented the FBI

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Text - randy @leakypod imagine how fucken tragic it would be if u lived ur whole life between 1682 (invention of jelly) and 1895 (invention of peanut butter) 8:46 AM · 1/5/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - stephen harper (is coming home) @stephenaharper imagine how fucking angry the rat that controls gordon ramsey must be all the time 2:34 pm · 08 Jul 18 60.8K Retweets 214K Likes

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Cartoon - when you spend years working on a study only to become et al.

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Cartoon - 7 year old me when ! plugged in a charger and took it out and saw a spark JAY MASTER OF LIGHTNIC

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Text - yousef @Yousef_M10 when you're when you're serious excited ALVIN @alvindecstro · 4d two types of person: Aa Aa O O O ::

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Human - my friends asking for my suggestions Ihave anidea! No murder Dincorrectgotquotes Ino longer have an idea

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Organism - Jan 2nd 2,300,000 BCE This Week In Science Rock not for eating. Fire make hot. Stick kll animal. Mammoth for eating. Rock kill animal. Wasp is ouch. Please SHARE these amazing discoveries with everyone you know.

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Motor vehicle - OUR GOAL IS TO completely kill THE PLANET & 99% of bacteria ON IT FOR THE lowest price. Cif Shell GREEN FUTURE

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Facial expression - EMINEM'S GREAT!! Meh, I prefer Skittles! YOU KNOWI MEANT THE RAPPER!! Why would you.want to eat the wrapper?

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Cartoon - Pregnant girls are bodybuilders CHANGE MY MIND No, no. He's got a point

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Text - Today 2:04 pm Aye bro, someone said you sound like an Owl. Who? Exactly In case you haven't noticed, you've fallen right into my trap.

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Twenty-Seven Random Memes To Temporarily Soothe The Pain Of Existence

It’s true what they say: existence is pain. None of us asked for to be born, which is messed up if you ask us. So anyway, scroll through some memes that we hope will make your day the tiniest bit better.

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Rooster - I didn't know what to get my wife for Christmas, so I checked her browser search history for ideas. She's gonna love it!

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Dog - "Does your dog bite?" "No, it's worse...she judges."

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Cool - LE TITS NOW LET IT ŚNOW! le tits now

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Text - Isla @islawhat By far the absolute highlight of my trip so far is finding a Christian bookshop (I wish I was kidding) called Cum Books CUM BOOKS Listen

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Text - When the new person dosen't last a week. Our expectations nonorety for you were low HOLY FUCK but

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Text - I believe Japan doesn't yet understand Christmas

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Photo caption - Me: Wow I'm 110% a lesbian Me: *sees Henry Cavill as Geralt* Me: -Hmm -Fuck.

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Text - *Nick Cannon releases Eminem diss track* The internet: Oh no baby what is you doing???

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Pug - Me: I'm so fat Friend: No you're beautiful Me: I didn't say I was ugly, I said I was fat.

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Text - bogleech I've repeatedly seen British people make fun of American food for apparently always being either "too sweet or too salty" but our cuisine is still pretty mild compared to a lot of other countries, and having repeatedly tried British food, I'm pretty sure the term you're looking for is "having any flavor at all." durpacerangerrogjro Britain invaded over half the world for spices and then decided they didn't like any of them aresmarked you're half-joking but that is legitimately wh

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Text - Smokey Loves Weed @420iloveweed Holiday Rules: 1. Do not go into debt trying to show people you love them 2. Do not go home to see family if it damages your mental health 3. If someone comments on your weight, eat them

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Goats - im crying my ass off at this species of goat (gulabi) that is so beautiful and cute as a baby and then the adult is like

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Adaptation - SALES what my friends think I do what my mom thinks I do what society thinks I do what customers think I do what I think I do what I really do

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Orange - ROCKSTAR CAMES RED DEADT 18 REDEMPTIN R. REAL LIFE REDEMPTION THROUGH JESUS COME ON SUNDAY 10:30AM + 7PM

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Text - Nineteen Fahrenheit Eighty-Four 451 Animal Farm Clockwork Orange Lord of the Flies You Are Here Soylent Green Logan's Run The Gattaca Matrix Brave New World Brazil Handmaid's Tale

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Cartoon - Teacher : draw a picture which is Connected to your heart Me: @gaming_buz Ab shit, here vwe go again.."

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Dog - He'll never be able to enjoy tasteless brown pebbles ever again @tank.sinatra

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Internet meme - INSIDE YOU THERE ARE 2 WOLVES SORRY ABOUT THE TRANSPORTER MALFUNCTION Make a Meme+

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Text - THOU SHALT NOT TRY ME MOM 24:7

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Text - Covered in bees pros: people will talk to you when it is done cons: they only wanna talk about the bees

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Text - @awesomonster I don't have a resting bitch face. My bitch face is always on duty, ever vigilant. My bitch face will rest when its work is done.

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Peach - What my toilet sees when I'm making a meme 23RE SAF

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Text - rcktpwr me, sitting on a throne barechested but wearing ornately engraved plate armor on my arms and legs and cloaked in fine almost translucent silks with an enormous snake draped over my shoulders: i got lost in the fantasy of this dope outfit and forgot what kinda post i was gonna make

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Text - jiujitsu su noun jiu-jit-su | \ jü-'jit-(,)sü © \ 1. The gentle art of folding clothes while people are still in them 2. Involuntary yoga verb (used with object)

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Text - Frank @f frrankk At my funeral take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next

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Heat - Scientists: Stress can be transformed into electricity Me when I touch my pocket and didn't feel the phone:

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47 Random Memes To Take Into The Weekend

With much of the world inlockdown right now, our weekend “plans” are pretty much nonexistant. Unless you think that baking bread is something to look forward to, which is the case for most of our Instagram feeds. Fortunately, scrolling memes never goes out of style and can help you waste a surprising amount of time. And we’ve got a whole lot of them right here for you.

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Cartoon - When a Serb kills an Austrian in Bosnia so you, an Englishman, must fight the Germans in France Pu r/EatonMicucci

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Facial expression - emancaz hades explaining that he's the god of the dead, not the god of death Thanatos explaining that he's the god of death, not hades I DO THE CONTROL DIE. I DO NOT CONTROL THE DIE. oketra-the-cat Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too poseidon explaining that he is the god of the sea CONTROL THE SPEED AT WHICH LOBSTERS DIE. CONTROL LOBSTERS,

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Tire - 5 seats in the front. 7 seats in the middle. 5 seats in the back. HAIKUBARU It's poetry in motion.

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Adaptation - When the kid who keeps running around in the restaurant finally trips and hits his head on the edge of a table Finally, inner peace.

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Cartoon - Kid who Deserves Punishment Teacher 百典 Is this the whole class?

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Land vehicle - my 4 brain cells before class getting ready to take a test I didn't study for shanbanhi 1QK3539 IN ZC827

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Cartoon - My computer: *autosaves a file* Me: Nice, but where is it? My computer:

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Hair - Ultra Karen, Summoner of District Managers CALCOM PACK OF DOGS TERRORIZING GRADY CO. FAMILY NE OKL 6:04 F 1 5.6k + 138 Share

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Text - uselessgaywhovian what if instead of drops, rain fell all at once. like, a two inch thick sheet of water just goes thwap, and then it's sunny again drquantum Fun fact: This is what would happen if there was no air resistance, and it would actually come down so fast that it would kill us uselessgaywhovian oh.

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Photo caption - When the character that has been helping you throughout the whole game turns out to be the final boss

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Bird - THE CLOTHES RACK AT TARGET 8 YEAR OLD ME

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Vulture - "sir, look at my pantaloons." "sir, you also look at my pantaloons."

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Sports - UMME R AM

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Text - The Passive Aggressive Raven Nevermind. o jimbenton

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People - tripleclown this is honestly one of my all tim favorite hsitorical pictures because of the three dudes that are just LOSING it in the front daisenseiben A good sax solo be like that.

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Organism - Stephen Fry O @stephen.. · 11h v I think we can all agree that this is a fine headline Volunteers polish giant's erection by hand metro.co.uk 644 17 4,427 28.2K 8 National Trust O @natio.. · 15m v Hi Stephen, our top priority has always been taking care of our members.

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People - My playlists when I leave them on shuffle

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Text - "Jeff Bezos is the richest man in history!" Musa I of Mali: I'm sorry, is this some sort of peasant joke that I'm too rich to understand?

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Cartoon - Meta Knight: *slaps roof of Kirby this bad boy can fit so many copy abilities in it

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Cartoon - manga anime netflix adaptation

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Frog - A legallybeagle When you finally send your professor the final draft Here is an insumountable amount of garbage. It disgusts me as well. I apologize in advance.

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Uniform - My buttermilk brings all the Isaiahs to the yard, and they're like, it's superior to thine MM

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Furniture - I'd rather my body be thrown off a cliff Not The Worst Mom Lived Laughed Loved

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Product - Chair Chwater Chfire Chearth

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Frog - bufobufobufo: toadschooled: A very powerful American toad creates ripples in water with his call. [Anaxyrus americanus] [x] The Seas bende to his Presence

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Glass - Choose your class: Fighter Paladin Specialist HIV Mage Warrior Assassin

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Text - Marxist-Lesbianist @finryan87 Finally an emoji for chastising my business associates when they come to me for favours on this, the day of my daughter's wedding O Emojipedia O @Emojipedia · 1d New in Emoji 13.0: Pinched Fingers, with skin tone support #Emoji2020 emojipedia.org/pinched-finger... Show this thread

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Cartoon - kihba "drama kid" this and "band kid" that. wheres the love for us kids that did absolutely nothing in high school roxolotl Show them how quickly someone in the going-home dlub can leave school.

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Text - When the rest of your team rushes off for kills instead of playing the objective

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Organism - Me: *finally gets some free time to play a game* The game: A 20 GB update

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Grass - Me fighting 3 diffrent teams My teammate Looting

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Text - My dad: Can you stop screaming? It's just a video game. Also my dad during football games:

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Human - レINKEN FACEBOOK INSTRORNM TINDER

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Motor vehicle - Me: close the door gently My friend: @samonwithoutthel

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Jet engine - Me: *opens 3 chrome tabs* My $2000 laptop:

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Text - My shampoo bottles after I come up with the perfect comeback in my imaginary argument FOFC249 MONSTEA

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Photo caption - America Why Is It, When Something Happens, It Is Always You Three? Florida California Alabama

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Text - fhir Ste(ph)en RIP Follow @stephenjmolloy *air horn sound* *second air horn sound* Me: "This isn't deodorant." RETWEETS LIKES Ha 4,955 8,039 8:36 PM - 27 Jan 2016

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Text - northernwinedregs Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck. Source: northernwinedregs

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Face - when you meet the guy who wrote 1984 Ah, Iseeyoutre well.

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Child - Connect three thousand eight hundred forty-two The Classic Vertical three thousand eight hundred forty-two-n-A-Row Came MB MATON BRADLEY AGES 7 and Up gotpiz Funny Pics | GIFS | Vids - Trolino.com

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Text - When you're microwaving at 3 am and forget to stop it at 1 second: Now all of China knows you're here

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Text - memelovingbot no notes but it keeps getting faster crystalsoulslayer thelastpilot Anxiety Source: memelovingbot

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Text - Can you lick the science? Chemistry: NO! DO NOT! Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous Psychology: Best not Physics: WTF??? How??? Zoology: In Zoology, science licks you. Computer science: The tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it's working Software engineering: Nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try Astronomy: Look, if your dedication to lick Uranus is what it takes to get humankind to another planet, then so be it.

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Product - Holy fuck it actually works!? Concentrate on the candle for 15 seconds and watch it change to your mood color! Mixed Fear Normal O Relaxed Nervous Cool Stressed Loveable Passion Dumbass

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Text - Recall Issued After Millions Of Gallons Of LaCroix Accidentally Shipped With Flavor February 26th, 2020 BERRV PURE TALE BERRV PURE Culafe 2700 27:00 2700 2700 3/5 3/9 99 3/9 99 ManGo LeCroye manoo. mAno CRAN-RA/PBERAV

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Thirty-Four Silly Memes To Get The LOLs Flowing

Hey, are you down in the dumps? Maybe feelin’ a little blue? Never fear, because we have just the thing to lift your spirits. Can you guess what it is?

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Face - The number 9: *exists* 7: delicious Finally, some good fucking food

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Text - inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant Me: Alexa have you seen the rest of my acid? Lava lamp: 10:17 AM - 12/24/19 · Twitter for Android

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Canidae - My high ass thought this cat had a hole in it @toptree

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Text - Dr. Quim, Mashed Potatoes Woman @CindyTakesBKLYN Autocorrect just capitalized Flying Spaghetti Monster for me and I don't think l've ever been more in awe of modern technology. 10:01 PM · 11/28/19 · Twitter for iPhone

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Photo caption - Classical Physics Why can't you just be normal ? Quantum Physics * Screams

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Text - noël jon lovitz @nbadag me: [peeling a banana] may i take ur jacket lol coworker also in the break room: do you think other people can't hear you 1:33 AM - 14 Dec 19 · TweetDeck

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Text - andrew kaczynski @KFILE The Rutland Herald in 1978 went around asking people their New Year's resolutions. And everyone's was like 'l want to quit smoking' and 'finish high school' and Bernie Sanders' wasI want to make people wake up to the radical change need in society. пилну, Richard C Bernard Sanders, erstwhile mental leader of the Liberty Union, tenden, a ja to see Vermont's much-weakened High School; happy third party: In 1978, as in is getting th other years, I hope to be able to r

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Text - ANCIENT JOCK CIVILISATIONS EDITION SPARTA MACEDONIA ROME ASSYRIA KUSH PERSIA PREP E GOTH MYCENAE CARTHAGE HITTITES BABYLON ΕΟΥΡΤ ATHENS NERO archaeos I spent two years at a top university, was taught by some of the finest modern archaeologists, and THIS is my what I learned. Source: archaeos 3,602 notes

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Text - the drake gatsby @DrakeGatsby Me: Man T-Rexes looked so cool Scientist: Nah actually they looked like giant idiot birds Me: Oh bummer. They were great hunters tho Scientist: There's evidence they were scavengers Me: Ok maybe just stop ruinin- Scientist: They wore socks with sandals 9:22 AM - 1/4/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Shoe - +45 barbecue knowledge +12 comfort -5 chill Ability: Maintain fresh cut lawn Memesodope ?w bala N.

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Orange - Me when someone at work tries to raise their voice at me... I Light Up Try Me

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Text - Abbie @AbbieEvansXO Alien 1: take me to your leader Me: why didn't you just land where the leader was Alien 2: *under breath* seel fucking told you Blork

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Text - Rich Neville @RichNeville Found something new to say when I leave a room. Stay Fresh Cheese Bags Bag Size: 20x30cms (Approx.) 2:41 PM · 1/31/19 · Tweetbot for iOS 10.3K Retweets 37.2K Likes

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Fictional character - In their last moments people show you who they really are BIG Who's the photographer who takes the pictures of Spider-Man? I don't know. His stuff comes by mail.

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Text - He Called Me Greenhorn @WhatsAGreenhorn Who's a gor [High school reunion] Me: I'm in the army now. Friend: I thought you were either going to be a referee or an attorney. Me: Yeah I couldn't decide between boxers and briefs so I went commando

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Text - Germany: If nothing bad happens, we should win this war. Japan: We just bombed Pearl Harbor. Germany: You what? U.S.A: new foe has appeae CHALLENGER APPROACHING

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Hair - Your life can't fall apart if you never had it together Ope Man Tut-T Tri-S Sunda

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Text - Boog @BoogTweets Me:*hits rock bottom* welp, it can't get any worse Rock bottoms older brother: Is this the guy that hit you Me: 0 h no

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Child - when you hear your neighbour cough but then you smell weed

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Text - bobby @bobby roberts across the globe breathe a sigh of relief. NEWS Robert Hunter Has Passed Away at 78, R.I.P. 4:45 am · 25/9/19 · Twitter for iPhone

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Blessing - God: Creates humans Humans: Create D&D* God: NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

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Text - Davery @daveryx333 Another day has passed and I still haven't used y=mx+b jess.thxmas i use it to calculate the slope of my life going downhill 16s Reply

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Job - Interviewer: So tell me about yourself Me: l'd rather not I kinda need this job @dudewheresmymeme

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Transport - Government: *urges people to work from home during the pandemic* Uber drivers:

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Text - Chris Hewitt @ChrisHewitt Autocorrect just changed Jesus Christ to Jesus Heist and now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go off to write the biggest movie of 2021.

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Hair - When the relatable meme is funny but hits one of your biggest insecurities - [laughs]

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Dog - Ej Dickson @ejdickson My friends have a dog with separation anxiety and someone suggested they get a dummy while they're away to make the dog feel better and they sent them this and I can't stop laughing

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Text - Ok it's 2018 so hear me out on this new game idea. so you have a farm and you grow vegetables but you can also date the vegetables you grow florkofcows

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Text - 27 You Retweeted industry cat's hot takes @cat98793489 Dating an empath is a lot sometimes, my partner just asked me if I think the cat has been distant lately 10:33 PM · 07 Nov 19 · Twitter for Android 16 Retweets 100 Likes

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Text - My therapist calling his therapist the second I leave his office.

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Text - please do not use words like "policeman" or "policewoman." Use gender neutral terms like "tool of the bourgeoisie" and "enemy of the people."

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Funny Memes & Tweets For Mindless Scrolling

This gallery is for the bored. The woefully downtrodden. The people who are sick of Netflix but still, for some reason, want to stare at a screen. For the lovers of dumb memes, moderately amusing tweets, and those Facebook banner poststhat people post for no good reason at all. And if these memes don’t help, maybe another one of our gallerieswill. Stay strong, kings and queens.

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Orangutan - When she did her hair and makeup and spent $120.89 on lingerie to see me stand at the end of the bed like...

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Text - random-ferret I read that capsaicin makes your mouth feel like it's burning because it increases your nerve sensitivity to heat, and menthol works by doing the same thing to cold So if I eat a habanero pepper and then chew a bunch of breath mints they'll each other out and l'll be fine random-ferret Hey guess what hellfire tastes like

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Text - Kyle @KylePlantEmoji Tired of explaining that "I don't have the time" doesn't mean "literally every second of my schedule is accounted for", but rather "I'm giving as much of myself as l'm currently able to give"

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Text - Greg @GrowlyGrego RICK ASTLEY: What do you want for your birthday? WIFE: the UP dvd RICK ASTLEY: No. 2:26 PM - 7/15/19 Twitter for iPhone 1,322 Retweets 4,825 Likes randomslasher Of course, by failing to give her Up as she requested, he has, in essence, let her down, thereby creating what scientists have dubbed the Astley Paradox

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Lawn - Blue Delliquanti Follow @bluedelliquanti My apartment's ginkgo tree realized it was November and panicked. 9:39 AM - 1 Nov 2017

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Text - You Fool You've Kirst Us All @Winskillfull Dog owners: This is the goodest dog, my best friend Cat owners: This is my goblin child, evil incarnate, I've never loved anything more 16:40 · 16 Jun 19 · Twitter for Android 471 Retweets 1,879 Likes

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Text - How to tell you're an adult: • you gain 30lbs overnight • you'd rather sleep than go out everything hurts • comfort comes before style • you have a favorite spatula • everything feels like a chore college students look like 12yr olds • you're always annoyed af

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Text - Owen Ashworth @AdvanceBase My kid just told my wife that before she (my kid) was born, she (my kid) was her (my wife's) tooth fairy when SHE (my wife) was a kid. & now my kid has all of my wife's old baby teeth in HER mouth. We're all feeling pretty fucked up about it. 9:11 PM : 12 Nov 19 Twitter for Android

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Facial expression - Military Grade Attack POSSUM ARMADILLO

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Product - Instead of "have a nice day" l'm bout to start saying "have the day you deserve"... Just let karma sort that shit out

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Text - Devon Some kid in my english class: so if shakespeare was writing for the uneducated then why are we studying it? Miss DeBruin: the real question is, if shakespeare wrote it for the uneducated, then why are you having so much trouble with it. (The whole class turns in to a black audience at a rap battle)

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Polar bear - Finally some good news Polar bear cub turns bucket into helmet mnn

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Facial expression - you you are т @amiliondreamsmedia A CUTIE PIE! NARROW SCALDING AND IRRATIONAL

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Text - gordacrybaby: bepeu: you ever been so stressed that youre calm this is my constant state my chill is fake "How are you so calm?!" "I've passed beyond stressed, beyond hysteria, into the grey misty indifference of complete shutdown of all but emergency services in my brain."

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Text - dependsoncontext Harry Tuffs @skelicopter · 1d Fun fact: Ever wondered why it's called The lliad? Because llium was another name for Troy, and the -ad suffix was used to mean "The Story of." This means that, if you translated the title, The Iliad should actually be called Troy Story. O 572 2732,5K 148K awed-frog thanks I hate it siderealsandman You Got a Friend In Horse F garrettauthor YOU DO NOT HAVE A FRIEND IN HORSE

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Text - To the window, to the wall, to my comfy bed I crawl, down this big, long hall ahhhh sleep sleep sleep sleep

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Mammal - Hey You Can Do! YEAH @MidoriMesukemo Pomeranian, Japanese Spitz, and Samoyed are just evolutionary stages of the same Pokemon. Traduci il Tweet 5:18 PM · 21 ago 2019 · TweetDeck 4.131 Retweet 9.045 Mi piace

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Animated cartoon - Venezuela: Our miltary is fully prepared for anything America throws at us o0 Japan: we took out like 3 boats and they uneeebed the suh

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Text - Sorry I took my pants off at your gender reveal party. I thought we were all participating. My bad.

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Candy corn - You people need to go back to work. made with mematic

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Text - Rach @PettyClegg my boss turned herself into a potato on our Microsoft teams meeting and can't figure out how to turn the setting off, so she was just stuck like this the entire meeting Search or type a command EUND Oune hare to search 11:11 AM

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Text - You think it's bad now? In 20 years our country will be run by people home schooled by day drinkers....

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Text - This picture from World War II, a soldier carrying a donkey. It is not that the soldier loves donkeys or has some sort of perversion. What's happening is that the field is mined and that if the donkey was free to wonder as it pleased, it would likely detonate a charge and kill everyone. The moral of the story is that during difficult times the first ones you have to keep under control are the jackasses who don't understand the danger and do as they please.

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Text - I want to hear the story that made this sign necessary. ATTENTION DRIVERS BEFORE YOU LEAVE, IS THE FORKLIFT OPERATOR OUT OF YOUR TRAILER?

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