Zucc Has The Right Idea

Funny meme that reads, "Nobody: ... Me during Zoom video calls: ..." above a photo of Mark Zuckerberg in trial wearing Crocs

So ugly but so comfortable.

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Dat Quarantine Life

Funny meme about having to send one email for the whole day

Soooo hard to stay motivated.

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Video Sketch About Quarantine With A Middle Schooler Is Hilariously Accurate

Middle school-aged kids are the worst, so this whole video really checks out.

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Memes & Tweets For People With Nothing Better To Do

While many things may seem uncertain right now, there’s one thing we can definitely count on: memes. Even as unrest and illness plague the globe, meme-makers and posters are still hard at work giving us the comedy we need to survive. And we’ve got a whole lot of that comedy right here for you.

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Cartoon - TONIGHT AT 1. DO00000000000000M!

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Cartoon - you HAVE FORGOTTEN ME SIMBA REMEMBER WHO you ARE... GET THE F@X OUT OF MY CLOUDS REMEMBER SIMBAMA DAD? @GOOFYGODSCOMICS

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Cartoon - CHECK OUT MY HOT NEW ROMPER | AM SO COOL AND ATTRACTIVE SADGIRL POP

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Text - I will bitch about heat. I will bitch about cold. I will bitch about sunshine, and about growing old. I will bitch about everything, inside and out. You will find there is nothing I can't bitch about.

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Assorted Tweets For The Scroll-Hungry Masses

Want to enjoy the brief relatable magic of a well-worded tweetwithout having to enter the hideous war zone that is Twitter? We’ve got you covered. These tweets are a great mishmash of exhausted parenting anecdotes, self-deprecating tidbits, and mildly funny musings. And they’re guaranteed to help occupy your mind for a solid five minutes. Enjoy!

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Astronaut - nat @natbalda two happy people getting the fuck out of this world. 61 12:14 PM · 5/30/20 · Twitter for iPhone 0:

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Skin - colleen @Coll3enG one year since the worst spray tan of my life <3

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Text - Participation Trophy Wife Y @TrophyWifeDayna TiphyW I found a gray hair on my head, so l brought out the tweezers to pluck it. Except I didn't squeeze hard enough and the tweezers just ended up sliding the whole way down the hair and curled it like a ribbon. 3:41 PM · 5/30/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Food - Dave Cactus @dave_cactus PBJ check. You've CuR And angther And anether Signatu FUEL the FUN MINT JELLY SKIPP CREAMY UTTER 2:26 PM · 5/30/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - California Dreaming @Desert_Musings |am at my most sexiest when I have to wash my hair twice in one day because I got ranch dressing in my hair from eating wings for dinner. Line forms to the left, gentlemen. 10:37 AM · 5/30/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Goldfish and Chicken Nuggets @gfishandnuggets Today I learned that by rebranding chicken parmesan as "spaghetti chicken nuggets with cheese," the likelihood that my kids will eat it increases at least 5,000%. 5:32 PM · 5/30/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Jessie @mommajessiec If you put your ear up to an old tool box, you can hear wives of long ago nagging their husbands about when they're going to finally fix the kitchen sink. 4:18 PM · 5/30/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix Child: I can't wait to be a grown-up. Me [tweezing my ear hairs after paying 42 credit card bills]: yeah it's fantastic 1:34 PM · 5/30/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix SpaceX has reusable rockets that can launch, orbit the Earth, re-enter our atmosphere and land perfectly but here I am in this parking lot watching a guy try to back his F-250 into a parking spot for 20 minutes. 12:06 PM · 5/30/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Laura Marie @Imegordon My son asked to play chess against me because "mommies aren't good at chess," so naturally I just kicked his ass. Checkmate, son. 5:30 PM · 5/29/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Eternal Samnation @portmanteauface Went onto the dark web the other day and nobody there sells lawn darts, what a load of bullshit 6:30 PM · 5/30/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Dad That Writes @dadthatwrites If you've never stacked the deck so Candy Land is over in three turns, are you even a parent? 3:39 PM · 5/30/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Dan Regan @Social_Mime I don't remember someone's name ten minutes after meeting them, but I can tell you the name of a dog I met once at a friend's house in second grade. 1:05 PM · 5/30/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - M @Love_bug1016 · 1d Which wine pairs best with I'm so over this fucking year? Q 397 27628 ♡ 2,242 WTF @Mhmm_ok_sure · 13h TOO A Tequila. ♡ 2

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Text - grace spelman @GraceSpelman started a playlist a few months ago of songs I think are truly "perfect" and al Thave right now is the Darth Vader march and "Sweet Emotion" by Aerosmith 12:14 PM · 5/30/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix I'm at that age where the most pain- free method of putting on socks is to just throw them at my feet and hope for the best. 4:11 AM · 5/30/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - elena is hibjørnating @ElenaBjxrn Today I discovered BOTH of my brothers thought that panty liners/ sanitary towels were stuck directly onto the wearer's flaps, not to their underwear. Apparently they thought the adhesive was to "seal it shut". One of them is married. 1:48 PM · 5/28/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Mitten d'Amour @MittenDAmour Thing I miss most about life pre- lockdown? Not the pubs, not the socialising, not the holidays. Feeling pretty. 12:31 PM · 5/30/20 · Tweetbot for iOS

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Text - Stephanie Wyeld @steph_the_twit Tjust sent my kids into the house alone to make hot chocolate and I'm enjoying nature in peace for a few minutes before I need to go inside and clean marshmallows out of my hairdryer or something 12:21 PM · 5/30/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - No Idea: Daddy Blog @byclintedwards Shopping in 2020 be like: I'm 60% sure I know that person, but I can't completely tell because they are wearing a mask, and l'm too socially awkward to wave because l might be wrong about knowing them, so l'll just look at the ground. 12:56 PM · 5/30/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman SIRI YOU RUDE AS HELL GET OUTTA HERE L TL Saturday, May 30 NOTES | SIRI SUGGESTION Help me on dating apps 12:45 PM · 5/30/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Adaptation - cluedont @cluedont | always said If I won the lottery I wouldn't do anything crazy, but that was before I saw this. 0:42 5.5M views · From Buitengebieden 7:56 AM · 5/30/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Andy Milonakis O @andymilonakis Congratulations to the Astronauts that left Earth today. Good choice

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Text - Jess Carpenter @JessCarpWrites My husband told me he had a nightmare that someone poured concrete on top of his grass that he's worked so hard to grow and if that ain't the daddest dreams of all dad dreams 9:08 AM · 5/30/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Magnificently Messy @Musings_of_wine Have kids they said... 1 week's worth of groceries. 1.75 lb @ 1 lb /1.77 PAE C3338308838 F 3.10 N DDLE2 2.58 N PEAS ROH PREMR 003354495841 CORONA PREMR 003354495044 068113132877 F 8.99 T 15.99 T TOTAL 543.02 WAITING FOR TOTAL AMOUNT Cancel iSC Touch 250 1.oz 2 ABC 3 DEF Cancel 4 GHI 5 JKL 6 MNO Clear 7 PRS 8 TUV 9 WXY Enter O*#,. 8:22 AM · 5/30/20 · Twitter for Android

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People - Macho Man Andy Savage @The_Andy_Brown Angel: Alright God, you're up. How's the year 2020 going so far? God: I thought it was gonna be a hit! It turns out it fucking sucks! 9:05 AM · 5/30/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Positively R@ndi @ICantEven001 19 just came running in my room panicked! His 6 foot carpet python escaped last night and we can't find him anywhere!!! There is only one logical solution to this...I'm moving! 10:17 AM · 5/30/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Cat - cluedont @cluedont Me: How would you summarise 2020 so far? Му cat: 10:43 AM · 5/30/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - meghan @shehas_freckles i'm doing what any reasonable 32 year old woman does on a thursday evening.. drinking beers & playing Mario Kart. alone. 5:13 PM · 5/28/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Eddie Random @stereofiasco McDonald's is considered 'fast food' but when I ask them to hold the Canadian bacon from my Egg McMuffin I have to pull forward as it's considered a "special order" even though I'm literally giving them permission to skip a step. 3:21 PM · 3/9/19 · Twitter Web Client

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Text - Adam At A Distance @adamof_alltrade I'll be 33 next week and I still can't figure out how I ever sat cross-legged comfortably. 4:49 AM · 5/29/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Eddie Random @stereofiasco I've always thought 'chupacabra' sounded like one of those bullshit meal items Taco Bell invents to sell the same combination of beans, meat, tortillas, and nonsense. 8:45 AM · 5/28/20 · Twitter Web App

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Tasty Tweets To Satisfy Your Mindless Scrolling Needs

We know that Twitter is a minefield. Especially during times of crisis. But mindlessly scrolling through tweets is one of our favorite ways to escape boredom.So we’ve put together this batch of relatively entertainingTwitter tidbits and left out the political shitshow that so often plunges us into depression. If we want news, we’ll watch the news. But for now, we’re happy with these short and sweet quips of distraction.

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Product - unapologetic + @dosesofkae_ Omg I'm Having a hard time which one decorating my new crib y'all think? OLLAR GENERAL AANK YOU THANK YOU yournage 8:13 AM · 5/25/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Laura Peek @LauraKPeek Fav part of watching Jeopardy is saying "I should be on Jeopardy" every time I correctly answer a $200 clue that happens to be about one of my three interests 9:05 AM · 5/25/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Adaptation - Household Government @LadyBugAssassin This bitch done ate all her tank mates, now she looking all sad thinking about her life.

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Organism - Kimberly Adams @KA_Marketplace Uncle: What are you doing during the lockdown? Me: I'm learning to play piano! You? Uncle: I built "Gateway to the Imagination" in my backyard. Me: A A 10:21 AM · 5/26/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Robert Knop @FatherWithTwins Would you rather ghost your mom or your favorite food? Mom 44% Fave food 56% 126 votes · Final results 5:26 PM · 5/26/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Witch Baby @GoAskAvery TL;DR stands for "The Lord; Da Rings" 10:03 AM · 5/26/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - WTFDAD @daddydoubts It's the strangest thing, I could have Sworn my son was born with hands yet here we are 3 years later and the fucker has talons. 6:14 PM · 5/26/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Filthiest Poster Alive @victoriaxxvii I'm bringing my bedroom floor lamp out on the porch so I can continue reading and smoking cigs as the sun goes down this is why we're engineers 5:39 PM · 5/27/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - @artofjyang Asked my grandmother to model for my bags and she busted out an entire fancy occasion outfit

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Bedding - grace @thebiggestyee this is the comforter ur high school boyfriend had

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Text - Yann @yannhatchuel I've been toldI needed a spice rack in my kitchen. Did I do this right?

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Text - Max Godby @OhMyGodby64 KENTUCKY 64 I demand a public apology from every coach l've ever had... The study found that the "hand on knees" posture resulted in superior heart rate recovery and greater tidal volume (the amount of air inhaled into the lungs with each breath) compared to the "hands on head" posture. Oct 2, 2019

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Text - weird al @local_celeb if im going on a date i think regardless of gender, the other person should pay. this is rooted in the fact that i don't want to pay

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Text - mads @madddiexo i love when guys on dating apps ask "how is a gorgeous girl like you single" I'm mentally ilI, brandon 8:08 AM · 5/25/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Serendipity @serendipitydon1 Relationship Status: I have eaten four sandwiches in one sitting. 6:11 PM · 5/26/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Arianna Bradford @TheNYAMProject If my kids wind up growing into sociopaths and they question me for a Netflix special, l plan on answering al interview questions with "whoopsie doodle." 6:14 PM · 5/26/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Andrew Hunt @Mr_AndrewHunt Every night, an adorable couple on a nearby balcony shares a bottle of wine as they hold hands and lovingly stare into each others' eyes while laughing and listening to beautiful jazz music. And I can't help but think, "Wow. That's what I want." (the wine.not the other stuff.) 5:34 PM · 5/26/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Kids_kubed D @Kids_kubed My husband, so frustrated with my empty pop cans around the house, collected them and put them on my nightstand I, in turn, collected all the empty toilet paper rolls he never replaces and left them on his pillow Marriage is all about helping each other grow 5:47 PM · 5/26/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Adaptation - Myko Clelland O @DapperHistorian Newly discovered just outside of Verona, what could be this year's biggest discovery - an almost entirely intact Roman mosaic villa floor! SAP TAIR 11:42 AM · 5/26/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - WTFDAD @daddydoubts Me: *chopping up dill* Wife: ooh dill, guess I know what I get to look forward to later tonight. Me: the dill shits? Wife: no, sweeping up all the dill falling on the floor. Ме: oh haha. Wife: what are the "dill shits"? Me: nothing nevermind. 5:37 PM · 5/26/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - E. JOHNBUS UNUM @TrashyAmerican Don't ever tell me I don't know how to manage money. ih

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Text - Greg One Leg @Greg_1_Leg This one is 100 percent true Me still groggy after having my leg amputated:.. Dad:.Don't worry son, it'll only take ... you half the time to cut your toenails now. 11:31 AM · 5/26/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Fifteen Summer Memes To Taunt People Who Miss Going Outside

Let’s just all just be realistic for a second: summer is going to royally suck for the vast majority of us this year, but unfortunately that’s just how it’s gotta to be while we try to get over this pandemic. Accordingly, we’ve put together some memes that will probably make you feel really bad while you’re stuck inside! Sorry ahead of time…

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Shoulder - God adding 85 degree weather to Pandemic season COMFORT

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Child - Checking on your Summer Body and finding you have plenty @HowTOBBADad-

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Text - When it's the summer and you leave your room to get some snacks 目 Congratulations, survivor: you have exceeded your weekly exercise quotient by 500%.

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Architecture - Society if there was 104 days of summer vacation

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Rhesus macaque - Basic girls on vacation be like... abrokeromeo

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Product - When you wanna go on vacation but ur broke af

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Product - Summer 2020 gonna be lit

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Organism - When you stand outside for a minute and get a dose of vitamin D

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Fish - Summer 2020 with the squad @thenewsclan

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Text - When your squad can't agree on a date and you start attending your own plans because summer doesn't last forever

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Photo caption - When my mom refuses to put on the air conditioner. 42 4:20 Be a lot cooler if you did

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Guy Dressed As Grim Reaper Goes On National TV To Protest Florida Beaches Reopening

He definitely made his point in style.

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Funny Memes For The Terminally Bored

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Fresh Tweets For The Desperately Bored

If you’re anything like us, you may be finding yourself extremely bored this weekend. For some reason, even when we’re trying to binge watch, the urge to stare at our phone is too great to resist. So while you find yourself trying to fill the void in your soul by multi-tasking, try scrolling through these tweets. They’ve got it all: wholesome Steve Irwin mentions, sad quarantine anecdotes, and “old people” lamenting the joys of aging in the modern world. And if you need more? We’ve got you covered.

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Product - Emily A. @emzorbit My grocery store has replaced the salad in the salad bar with... liquor. 290cal 50 ML BOTTLES GIFTING SAMPUNG NEWN UG

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Metropolitan area - Lauren Wilz & Barkevious Dingo @LWilz How weird does the Sears Tower look without power?! EBOPEBADH 7:32 PM · 5/19/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Dan Lew @danlew42 My local Caribou Coffee has been handing out cup sleeves with the top line blacked out. It normally reads "fight the urge to." REMAIN INDOORS LIFE IS SHORT, STAY AWAKE FOR IT. 7:42 AM · 4/10/20 · Tweetbot for Mac

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Face - A Missguided O @Missguided When your the first one to sign into a zoom meeting me: host of meeting: 4:21 AM · 5/21/20 · Twitter Web App

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Adaptation - Marcu$ @MarcusG_713 Now time to catch this bitch boy that's been stealing my packages PR

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Text - Alex Hirsch O @_AlexHirsch Every day since quarantine l've thrown a few of these against my wall. It's getting...intense 11:21 PM · 5/21/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Photo caption - Jenna Quigley O @JBomb11 LA76 2020 My plans 9:37 AM · 5/18/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland · 13h Accidently called a power point presentation a power point presentation instead of a slide deck and now everyone on this Zoom meeting knows l'm 40. Q 101 27248 ♡ 3,221 Simon Holland O @simoncholland My new nickname is Windows XP 2:06 PM · 5/21/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - NymN @NymN_HS The vet said my cat has been licking his penis more than usual 3:12 PM 15 Nov 18 2 Retweets 76 Likes 27 NymN @NymN_HS 22m His own penis not the vets

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Text - @t3vinj Cover letters are the most Godawful creation to ever touch society. They really are just ass. Nothing more nothing less my cabbages @Mylifeischaos You: "Hey I want this job" The job: "Beg for it"

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Text - Hannah Berner @beingbernz Going on a dating app just to match with people and never talk is almost as fun as filling up your shopping cart and then just closing the tab.

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Vehicle - Crukey! Terri Irwin @Terrilrwin 13h Remembering how much Robert loved being with Steve, parked at home pretending to drive. I know Steve would be incredibly proud, now that Robert has his L plates, and is driving Steve's old ute. 50

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Text - IG: @quentin.quarantino @quentquarantino QUENTIN QUARANINO Skype had 17 years to prepare for the quarantine and still was beaten by Zoom

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Text - taylor wakefield @taywakey really wanted fitness to be my quarantine hobby but we're officially two months in and it looks like alcohol wins again 6:22 PM · 5/16/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Zeeanne Choi @ZeeanneC quarantine hobby, craigslist rants and raves leggings what do they feel like? do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers 6:51 PM · 5/20/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Overheard On Duty @OverheardOnDuty Sol open the door to my house after a long day at work and walk in to see my two German Shepards cuddling with a cat on the couch. My dogs are not allowed on the couch, and I don't own a cat. 9:40 PM · 5/2/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Overheard in Dublin IN DUBLIN @OverheardDublin OverhearADu In Tesco, Rathfarnham - An irate mother on the phone: "What did I tell you about hanging around in big groups...Yeah, I have my .......Look Sean, sticking your tongue in a young one's mouth is not social distancing!" 3:38 PM · 5/20/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Rups P @rupatel15 Y'all, Tinder is WILD #QuarantineTinder #TinderScreenshots #WhataGem 11:44 avibro Daniel 27 O 9 miles away I'm MARRIED and not getting a divorce if you want proof look at my Facebook Daniel their pants just found a Lindsey on his phone so l'm trying to get in contact with he uses girls just to get into whoever that is Message me on here if he's messaging you

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Text - Anoushka David @david_anushka Is quarantine getting to me or does this app's notification icon look like a clenched butt Xx MyFitnessPal • 21m MyFitnessPal You haven't logged your Dinner for today. Would you like to do it now? Manage 12:42 AM · 5/22/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Elizabeth Sampat O @twoscooters Quarantine day whatever: the 11-year- old is now trying to orchestrate a "Zoom sleepover" 1:00 AM · 5/22/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Shereen @Shereen24523450 When you thought you'll be enjoying this quarantine cuz no classes but now you have to study for exams too 12:40 AM · 5/22/20 · Twitter for Android

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Brickwork - Karen Vernon @karenvernon8 My cats giving a demonstration of perfect #SocialDistancing #Jet #Mig #Caturday 11:00 PM · 5/15/20 · Twitter for Android OME.

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Cartoon - Rob Yeo @robjyeo my plans 2020 11:35 AM · 5/18/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Clare Mackintosh @claremackintOsh Why do I feel compelled to WAVE at the end of Zoom calls? I have literally never walked out of a meeting room WAVING.

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Cat - rob, from online. @robfromonline hello weloe te wy my dumb coworker won't leave me alone. reply with photos of your annoying coworkers or whatever obnslnika 9:53 AM · 5/13/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Eighteen Fitness Memes For People Who Really Miss The Gym

YouTubers and Instagram influencers can put out as many motivational workout videos as they possibly can during quarantine, but let’s face it: working out at home is just not the same as going to the gym. Some of us go to the gym so that we don’t have to be at home, after all. Anyway, here are some fitness-y memes you can browse through while you’re bored. And who knows, maybe the gym will open back up one day…

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Cartoon - Squatting with a kettlebell Squatting with a barbell Squatting with a smith machine

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Text - When the Planet Fitness reopens in your town @oziastrong Perhaps I treated you too harshly

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Advertising - STUDI MY TRAINER ME "To help motivate you run, just think of how many burpees I could have you do instead." TUDIO ME

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Cartoon - IM THE DUNBEST MAN ALIVE CROSSFIT PEOPLE GOT GOOD FORM YoU'RE CLEARLY DUMBER metacroatorapp.com

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Facial expression - Miss Miss @freakzbarbell My My. ends and Family Gym Buddies

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People - HOW I LOOK Amazin Nark Magic TAKING OFF A WET SPORTS The Science of Eating.com BRA AFTER A WORKOUT

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Cartoon - Random objects in my house @freeweightaddict Me with no weights at home

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Cartoon - Legs have finally recovered Anddddddd it's leg day again

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People - Actual footage of the queue for the squat rack on the first day the gyms reopen IG squatlots

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Adventure game - Stress Problems Sadness Worries The gym Me (EE

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Cartoon - When someone tells me that working out at home is the same as training at the gym @gymaholic Sory i dont,speakwrong

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Facial expression - Nobody: My protein scooper:

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Text - JabroniTimes @JabroniTimes The thing I love most about home workouts is that you can just skip them and drink on the couch instead

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Cartoon - When you haven't been gym in so long the calluses on your hands heal I've become everything I've ever hated!

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Cartoon - When a lifter goes to a restaruant and the waiter doesnt believe they can eat all that food Jesus! He's not a fucking god! You don't know what I am! I'm Doctor Who And you don't know what I can do! in this mother fucker!

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Animated cartoon - losing gains after quarantine be like BAS

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Cartoon - me saving quarantine workouts knowing l'll never use them 3

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Text - Me doing a 13 min home workout after having eaten 3 packs of oreos. @gymaholic helth

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Fresh Tweets That Are As Funny As They Are Brief

Want a little short and sweet humorwithout braving the veritable minefield that is Twitter these days? We don’t blame you. The political cacophony is the last thing we need at a time when pain and sufferingare being nonchalantly shoved down our throats. That’s why we’ve gathered this healthy handful of brevity-boasting tweets to give you the humor you crave. Happy scrolling.

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Zookeepers Stories On How Animals React When There Aren’t Any Zoo Visitors

The zoo is usually a very lively place, filled with animal sounds along with kids laughs. 

But due to the current worldwide pandemic, many zoos around the world have closed their gates to outside visitors, leaving only the staff to take care of the animals. 

Many people are naturally wondering what happens to these animals these days? Do they become super lonely or maybe they are glad about the break?  

One Reddit user, formulawanker, asked his zookeeper Reddit compatriots what the animals are up to while there are no people around.

The answers were quite interesting.  

The zoo is usually a very lively place, filled with animal sounds along with kids laughs. 

But due to the current worldwide pandemic, many zoos around the world have closed their gates to outside visitors, leaving only the staff to take care of the animals. 

Many people are naturally wondering what happens to these animals these days? Do they become super lonely or maybe they are glad about the break?  

One Reddit user, formulawanker, asked his zookeeper Reddit compatriots what the animals are up to while there are no people around.

The answers were quite interesting.  

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Whole Bunch Of 2020 Memes Because Everything Fricken Blows

Hands down, 2020 has been one of the worst years in any currently living person’s life. But who knows, maybe God will throw something worse at us in the future so let’s not tempt him further. If you’d like a roundup of memes from a simpler time before this sh*tstorm began, click here.

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Text - Salil Tripathi Jw zaGa... @saliltripathi Time spent looking at exponential graphs January February March Month of 2020 1:59 PM · 2020-03-27 · Twitter Web App

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Text - ex Brit @philleehh I live in Germany, where they applaud their health service by funding it Goodnight

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Photo caption - What do we say to the God of death? I WASHED MY HANDS

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Cartoon - me: wow it's a beautiful day out police: how the hell you know that?

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Face - Never thought l'd die fighting side by side with an Elf. What about 1.6m apart with a friend? Aye. That would be responsible

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Photography - Normal work procedure With Social Distancing Work From Home

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Arm - ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT THE WORLD WAS FINE UNTIL YALL STARTED DRINKING THEM SELTZER BEERS

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Organism - LIVE BREAKING NEWS US INVADES CORONAVIRUS 12:21 BECAUSE SCIENTIST SAID 'CORONA HAS OIL ON THE SURFACE'

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Text - Jamie Lee Finch @jamieleefinch WHO DO YOU PEOPLE THINK MILLENNIALS ARE, EXACTLY??? BECAUSE WE ARE NOT THE ONES ON SPRING BREAK. WE ARE IN OUR THIRTIES AND WE ARE YELLING AT OUR PARENTS TO STOP GOING TO CHURCH. FUCK. TIME TIME @TIME Mar 20 "One of the things that terrifies me now is, as this is spread in the west is, there's this sense of invulnerability among millennials." Millennials aren't taking the coronavirus seriously, warns WHO's Dr. Bruce Aylward ti.me/3bgRJ3Y

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Photo caption - When you drink 18M HCI in Chemistry lab E Professor GTON Me enjoying the forbidden lemon juice made with mematic

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Text - Ethan Weiss @ethanjweiss · 2h How's everyone's alcoholism going? 97 27 7 KDNDC @kdndc2016 Replying to @ethanjweiss My check liver light is on.

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Face - @hvifax quarantine king, he was truly ahead of his time

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Viking ships - Beautiful. Thanks to quarantine laws the North Sea is so much less polluted that Vikings are returning. The planet is healing क

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Text - jorge ivan 777 @lowlifee Can we bring back the year clowns tried to kill us all I liked that one more 7:34 PM · 3/23/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Cartoon - Going back to work tomorrow like ENCY EXIT (chuckles) l'm essential.

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Text - Sad Kylo Ren @KylolsSad Be like Kylo Ren: - Wears a mask - Doesn't visit his elderly mom - Socially & emotionally distant - Talks to his gf only on Skype GIF ndercoverRen

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Facial expression - Is 3.4% a lot? Depends on the context. Percent of the For a raise? No. population dead? Yes.

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Animated cartoon - When you find out your normal daily lifestyle is called "quarantine"

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Cat - Introverts watching extroverts freaking out Pathetic.

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Text - Leah Greenberg @Leahgreenb I can't believe we have to clarify this but a scenario where the hospital system collapses and a million Americans die is also a scenario where the economy is very, very bad

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Text - Harrison Scott Civick @harrisoncivick Texas six months ago: "You may now purchase ONE case of beer directly from a brewery." Texas now: "Wanna buy a gallon of tequila from the Girl Scout table outside of McDonald's? We don't give a shit. World is ending." 8:03 PM · 3/21/20 · Twitter for iPhone 91 Retweets 368 Likes

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Hand - "So, how does it feel being essential employees?" Essential employees:

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Organism - When i genuinely believed 2020 was going to be the best year of my life mel aka honey @melissaolive1ra - 4/7/20 bomboclaat Show this thread 00

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Text - George @georgeattherock · Mar 23 "I'm going out" • boring • obvious might be illegal now? レ "I'm going outside for my state approved singular daily walk" • Mysterious • Kinda Soviet • Good for public health

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Text - 2020 Cancelled After careful consideration, we have decided that it is no longer in the best interests of everyone involved to proceed with 2020. While we recognise that a lot of hard work has gone into preparing for 2020, if we're honest it has turned into a bit of a shitshow and we feel it is best to just call it off. We understand that some of you were looking forward to seeing what cruel and peculiar clusterfuck of a disaster 2020 would throw up next. But on balance we believe it is p

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White - Me at the start of 2020 vs me 5 months into 2020 4.

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Text - wittyidiot @stephenszczerba Me Drinking Home Alone 2019: Sad Disturbing Loser Me Drinking Home Alone 2020: Citizen Inspiration Hero

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Eyewear - Me in 2040: "And then they shot this gorilla-" My kids: "What does this have to do with a toilet paper shortage?" Me: We get there when we get there!

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Text - Italy rushes 10K medical students into service during coronavirus outbreak, scrapping final exams Alright, kid, you're a doctor now

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Face - No one: God after every month of 2020: More! Disint -Core Trande More!

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Text - World: there's no way we can shut everything down in order to lower emissions, slow climate change and protect the environment. Mother Nature: here's a virus. Practice.

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“Quarantine Cat Film Festival” Aimed At Rescuing Closed Cinema Theaters

In days when the entertainment industry is shut down with a gloomy forecast on how and when we will all be able to go back to cinema theatres, this pawsome initiative could be the light at the end of the tunnel. 

The ‘Quarantine Cat Film Festival’ will come to virtual theaters in the U.S. and Canada on Friday, June 19, and hopefully will provide the local movie theatres the much-needed revenues during this closure of over two months. 

So where can we buy a ticket?  

In days when the entertainment industry is shut down with a gloomy forecast on how and when we will all be able to go back to cinema theatres, this pawsome initiative could be the light at the end of the tunnel. 

The ‘Quarantine Cat Film Festival’ will come to virtual theaters in the U.S. and Canada on Friday, June 19, and hopefully will provide the local movie theatres the much-needed revenues during this closure of over two months. 

So where can we buy a ticket?  

1. So, how will it work?

Text - HAVE YOUR CAT HOLD YOUR UPLOAD YOUR DO CUTE THINGS PHONE SIDEWAYS VIDEO TO US HOW TO SUBMIT

2. Compiled exclusively from videos submitted by cat owners, the festival promises that the 70-minute long compilation will be the most purr-fect, a-meow-zing, and totally fur-tastic cat videos anyone has ever seen!

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3. Festival creators, Row House Cinema in Pittsburgh, are seeking video submissions through Friday, May 15.

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Thirty-Six Pointless Memes Solely For The Purpose Of Entertainment

We have to give you the disclaimer that these memes are pretty much completely pointless. They won’t improve your life that much, but they will make you laugh. That’s something, right?

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Text - Rosievix @Rosievix It's a great question tbh... ib GOV.UK Ask a question at the coronavirus press conference Submit your question What is your question? Try to keep your question as short as possible. Do not include any sensitive personal information, like your National Insurance number or credit card details. You say we're allowed to play sports with members of the same household but my wife is shit at football and I don't want her on my team. How do I tell her? 1:10 AM · 5/13/20 · Twitt

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Abdomen - Jason Momoa is teaching his son how to throw an axe with his eyes closed. You're welcome.

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Adaptation - Little Miss Muffet: *sits on tuffet* Spider: adam.the.creator

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Chemical engineer - Me making a margarita while muted on a conference call -200 100

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Text - nashTM @nash_official someone explain to me why my 2 year old's khakis have full back pockets and i'm out here having to tuck my phone inside my boots 10:38 AM - 5/12/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Arianna Bradford @TheNYAMProject Late last night, I told my husband that I heard a noise. He walked out to go check on it in his underwear, armed with just his phone flashlight. It's nice to know that if we ever wind up in a horror movie, I won't be the first to die after all. 5:59 AM · 5/12/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Canidae - WeRateDogs® O @dog_rates This is Arthur. He receiveda letter today from his 10-year-old neighbor, Troy. I'm told he is incredibly flattered and hopes to schedule a play date soon. 14/10 for both Hello neighbors MY Name is Troy I'm in and I'm just Wonder ing i4 day after this virus you nee d Sitter I can Take your dog on walks and moe 4th g rade a dog and if so 8XÆ A-12 0 5:00 PM · 5/12/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Human - 小貓主越餐厅 PHRN My mom "Come see the guests." Me having a great time PHowLmao .A IA P PAURAETOUe uce

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Text - Thoughts of Dog® O @dog_feelings · 1d v i love you. and there's nothing you can do about it Q 710 2716.3K 129K WeRateDogs® O @dog_rates - 1d love you too Q 44 27 285 20.9K

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Facial expression - The professor's wife confronting him about his affair The professor Everyone else in the Zoom meeting:

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Poster - Brittany Brittany, 31 Monday 11:10 PM I tried really hard to come up with a clever caption for the picture of you with that statue But then I realized it was a bust Sent GIF Type a message...

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kangaroo - 'Doodlebug', an orphaned baby kangaroo was found abandoned on the side of the road when he walked up to a human, held out his arms, and asked to picked up. His rescuer later gave him a teddy bear, and he wouldn't stop hugging it.

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Cat - Being a soft cuddly baby Cats Being an asshole

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Cat - Because fuck you, that's why!

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Food - My wife bought a case of this cereal for me wtf 1 BOWL Every bite makes you better at & YOU'RE GOOD A T SEX doing sex. 10 LAYERS of Wheat 48g Whole Grain 6g of Fiber adam.the.creat

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Text - Today 6:18 PM pizza or Chinese? Anything, as long as l'm not eating with you Damn asshat why the fuck did you swipe right Sent Type a message... GIF V.

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Photo caption - WeRateDogs® O @dog_rates This is Moose. He accidentally opened the front facing camera. Decided to make the most of it. 12/10 : Stephanie McCann 9:23 AM · 5/11/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Suit - GO My finger 1E OF T HBO The close button on ads

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Cartoon - Big burgers should be wider, not taller

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Cat - This is Petrie. She lost her eyes when she was a wee kitten. She's all grown up now and she's the happiest cat I know. Her hobbies include catching lizards (impressive) playing fetch (also impressive) drinking from my water cup and stealing my ice cream. Last photo is the first day I brought her home

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Cartoon - Annamated @Annamatedarts Loool Hello, I saw your Can you do me a art, It's so cool! favor? Artists Artists 10:51 AM · 5/12/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Сydni Beer @cydbeer My 7yo is having surgery today. He was most concerned with not being able to eat before the surgery but said he'd be strong if I made his siblings pancakes. His older brother then said there was no way he'd be eating in front of him and skipped breakfast with him today. 11:01 AM · 5/12/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Dish - 8 hours of sleep 7 hours of sleep

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Clothing - Boomers: young people should be dressed better Also boomers when they were young: AS FRAT O/Eliako

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Lion - Bout to eat this idiot #blessed

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Hair - *businesses reopen* 5 seconds later:

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Text - Stupid Resumes @stupidresumes STUPID RESUMES Lol remember showing up to work after a 3-day holiday weekend being like "i DoN't ReMeMbEr HoW to do mY jOb?!" That was cute.

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Font - u/thebreadthieves Michael Jordan FLEX GEAL FLE TAPE New colors on the same sneakers PLEX People who can't afford their rent

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Text - Hannah Long @HannahGraceLong How I used to begin work emails: Hi! How I begin work emails now: O hope your family is in good health.

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Text - Salty Mermaid @Jenn_H_Scott CanI please take a break from all this work? -my kid, who has picked up 4 stuffed animals and a spoon

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Arm - kmick @kmickmon "XÆ A-12 come get your breakfast" ULTRALAST ULTRALAST

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Text - The government doesn't want you to know this is the same fucking person SHINGT

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Product - Been saying this shit for years STANDARD.CO.UK Cheese triggers the same part of the brain as hard drugs

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Text - Me finding a song after only knowing a few words

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Text - Therapist: So when would you say your stress began? ME: Pts. 0050200 HI 0050200 1: 14

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It Ain’t Rocket Science People

Funny meme from the TV show 'Friends' about why it's important to continue social distancing

Stop ruining it for the rest of us, DAMN.

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