22 Petty & Amusing Gems From ‘Best Of Nextdoor’

“When neighbors start talking, good things happen.” That’s what Nextdoor’s CEO Nirav Tolia likes to say about his social networking site. And he’s not wrong. While the site’s intended to connect neighbors to one another, it’s often less of a useful community tool than it is a place for petty complaints and expert trolling. And the Twitter account @bestsofnextdoor keeps incredible track of the funniest posts from shit-starting neighbors. We’ve put together some of their latest (and greatest) uploads in this gallery, but if you like what you see, please give ’em a follow on Twitter.You’ll be glad you did. 

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Woman Bests Water Department Workers

Nothing warms the heart like a nice case of petty revenge. It’s amazing it took them a whole year to notice. 

Nothing warms the heart like a nice case of petty revenge. It’s amazing it took them a whole year to notice. 

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Text - r/pettyrevenge + Join u/Angrycat11111 β€’ ly Stupid woman bests water department workers My ex husband and I bought our home from his parents. They had the house built in the 50's. For years, father in law wanted to install a shutoff valve in the utility room to, you know, shut off the water to the whole house to do some repairs. Plumber told him it would cost a large amount of money because they could not find the shut off from the city water main at the street, the "buffalo box", a/k/a wa

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Text - When we bought the house, we decided to get the shut off valve installed. We called the water department and they sent 2 workers to shut off the water. When they arrived, I explained the problem. They went out to the front yard, walked around a bit and told me there was nothing they could do for me. According to the 2 workers, it was my problem that they could not find the buffalo box and that I should call a plumber to dig up my front yard, sidewalk, and city easement to find MY buffalo

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Text - According to these guys, as a woman, I did not know what I was talking about and they left. They were incredibly rude about it, but peons like these think they can get away with being rude to an ignorant woman like me. Fast forward to a year or so later. I get a call from the city manager asking why I hadn't paid my water bill for over a year. I told him that I wanted to pay my water bill, but I wanted them to first turn off my water. He was a bit taken aback that I WANTED them to turn of

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Text - So, I explained what the city workers told me about locating the buffalo box and their attitude about women not understanding those type of things. I also told him that if the city could not turn off my water, I would be happy to have free water forever, cuz I would never pay another bill. We had a nice long chat about the situation and he said that he would resolve my concerns. The next day, these same 2 guys show up at my house with some digging equipment and spend the whole day digging

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Text - They found the buffalo box, under the city owned sidewalk!! They fixed the buffalo box so it would be accessible and came the next day to fix the sidewalk. They asked if I wanted the water turned off, declined, and I told them I would have my plumber take care of it when we had him install the interior shutoff valve. And then I paid the water bill.

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Plumber’s Customer Won’t Pay In Full, Sweet Grout Revenge Ensues

Man, this is a fine example of why it pays to be a reasonable, good human being, and not mess with your servicemen. This plumber was just doing his job, to the requirements asked of him, and the clients decided to make a mess of the whole peaceful operation. Clearly, they were trying to skip out on paying the whole bill. So, the plumber was extra sweet with finishing up the job. What might seem like a petty revenge on the surface, really evolves to be more of a cold and calculated pro revenge that likely haunted the folks for a long while after the job was “done.”

Man, this is a fine example of why it pays to be a reasonable, good human being, and not mess with your servicemen. This plumber was just doing his job, to the requirements asked of him, and the clients decided to make a mess of the whole peaceful operation. Clearly, they were trying to skip out on paying the whole bill. So, the plumber was extra sweet with finishing up the job. What might seem like a petty revenge on the surface, really evolves to be more of a cold and calculated pro revenge that likely haunted the folks for a long while after the job was “done.”

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Text - 1 3 2 Sweet revenge I was told y'all would appreciate this. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did :) My father is a plumber. Great guy, does the work you want and does his best on every job, acting like it's his own home, to try to make sure the customer is satisfied. He was doing a job at a home where they wanted a complete bathroom remodel. Asking the owners of the home the whole way through specific things

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Text - Where they wanted the sink, shower, toilet to be located, What kind of tiles, what designs for said tiles, Even down to what color grout they'd want. He did everything to their specifications, and on one of the last days of work (the day he was grouting everything) they decided to say it wasn't the correct tiles, they didn't like it, and were going to pay him HALF of what he quoted them. Half of what he was owed for this two week long job (two weeks being a decently short amount of time t

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Text - He only got paid half, but much more than that they had to spend on bug sprays, for years. Years. Nothing could keep the bugs away from that sweet, sweet bathroom. (According to a neighbor of theirs, who was a friend of my fathers) Don't fuck with your serviceman. Pay them. Don't be a prick or they may just be extra sweet. Edit: okay, because it seems that not everyone wanders comments for answers first like I do: No, there was not paperwork. (See below)

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Text - -My father has started this business on his own from the ground up, and does most things on a handshake and good faith basis, which has (obviously) screwed him over a time or two but thankfully few and far between. He is NOT a 'take this person to court' person. Never has been. Eats the loss and moves on, sometimes a gold story like this comes out of it, sometimes we just lose money.

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Text - -Yes, it's real, but thanks for your useless negativity. -Yes, obviously it screws with the stability of the grout, which is why they had to have it redone about a year later (they were not bright people and blamed the degrading grout on the sprays/bombs they used) -yes, even though it was redone, they still had issues with ants/bugs for years. They regrouted but the sugary grout residue is still there, nicely screwing with them :) (according to the neighbor who has recently updated my fa

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Neighbors Go Full Petty, Guy Tows In Pro Revenge

We love a good neighbor revenge story. People can turn real petty on their neighbors, and sometimes that pettiness is addressed with a calculated, borderline genius, pro revenge. In this case, the dude had had enough of his neighbors’ rampant pettiness, and how they’d park in his spots. So, he towed in a whole lot of “redneck hardware” and parked it out front of their place, when the moment presented itself. Just imagining what those two weeks must’ve been like for those neighbors; oh boy. 

Get some more neighbor revenge goodness over here with this entitled neighbor who tasted his own medicine.

We love a good neighbor revenge story. People can turn real petty on their neighbors, and sometimes that pettiness is addressed with a calculated, borderline genius, pro revenge. In this case, the dude had had enough of his neighbors’ rampant pettiness, and how they’d park in his spots. So, he towed in a whole lot of “redneck hardware” and parked it out front of their place, when the moment presented itself. Just imagining what those two weeks must’ve been like for those neighbors; oh boy. 

Get some more neighbor revenge goodness over here with this entitled neighbor who tasted his own medicine.

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Text - r/ProRevenge JOIN u/SleepNowMyThrowaway β€’ 1y Yes, I understand it's a public street; now, let's learn the difference between legality and civility, ok? This happened in the summer of 2016 when my wife and I moved into our new home on a tree lined, brick street. Nice neighborhood but nothing fancy. Blue collar, working men and women.

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Text - We met the neighbors, my wife made cookies and they invited us to their pool parties, we swapped foodstuffs and recipes ... It was all Ozzie and Harriet - until put a fence up around our back yard for security firstly as anyone could come off the back alley and right up onto our porch and back door. Plus, I wanted to be able to let our two shorthair pointers out to play without having to tie them up or supervise them. Well, our neighbors didn't like that, and who can say why? It disturbed

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Text - Three things changed: One, they no longer invited us to their pool parties, two, we no longer traded cookies and pies, and lastly...they began parking in front of our house. It's a public street and you can do as you will but my two spaces were constricted by a telephone pole that had guy wires coming down from it meaning you'd have to be careful getting into and out of your car lest you scratch the paint, or worse, clothesline yourself with metal cables. So we had but one good spot that

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Text - They also started an illicit piano lessons business (better than drums, I suppose) and apparently decided to keep their front spots open for their customers. I work odd hours and it always seemed there were a line of cars in front of both houses so l'd end up having to park frustratingly far away and with winter coming, trudging through the slush carrying groceries had zero appeal.

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Text - So I watched and waited until one fine fall day with the leaves changing from green to vermillion and brilliant gold, and a morning chill that promised of winter soon to come - it happened! Their 3-5 cars (the live-at- home, unemployed daughter maintained a rotating cast of paramours) were gone, and nobody was giving piano lessons! I struck! I raced to my dad's and hitched his houseboat to his beater farm truck and towed the combo back home, parking 80'+ of gloriously tacky red-neck hardw

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Text - And I left the combo there for almost two weeks, unmoving, and rusting loudly right in front of their front porch swing that they liked to perch on in the evenings. Pressure from my wife and the impending monthly street sweeping finally led to my removing the blockade and they've not parked in font of our place since, nor have we spoken more than 5 words in 2 years ... and that's fine by us. The woman can't bake anyhow.

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Entitled Neighbor Tastes His Own Medicine

Ah, yes, a sweet and delicious petty revenge tale. This entitled neighbor’s antics ended up backfiring on him in the best way. Just picturing the dude’s frustrated, impatience while his car was blocked in is enough to put a smile on the face. Should’ve just been a kind neighbor from the start. 

Ah, yes, a sweet and delicious petty revenge tale. This entitled neighbor’s antics ended up backfiring on him in the best way. Just picturing the dude’s frustrated, impatience while his car was blocked in is enough to put a smile on the face. Should’ve just been a kind neighbor from the start. 

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Text - r/pettyrevenge + JOIN u/DarkLord Tofer β€’ 10h Hoisted by his own petard This started as a comment on another thread but I realised it was a good petty revenge so l've given it its own post. We used to live in a road with street parking on one side only, not the side we lived. Some people had driveways and not everyone had a car so there was plenty of room for parking within a couple of houses of where you lived. You could park on my side if you went half on the path but it made life hard f

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Text - The guy who lived directly opposite us was one of those people who thinks he owns the road outside his house. (I don't know if there are countries where this is the case but in the UK it isn't.) If anyone parked outside HIS house he would park as close to them as possible to prove his 'point'. One several occasions he actually gently nudged the car so his was touching it. One day I came home and the council had guys doing work on on the houses and they had a couple of vans taking up most

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Text - I go out later and return late evening, he is still parked there and there's nothing behind him. So I return the favour and park touching his bumper, completely blocking him in. Next day is Saturday, my Mum is up and off to work, walking because she wasn't allowed to use the store car park on Saturdays. I'm awakened by a banging on the door, as obviously he needs to go out somewhere and is completely stuck. I just lie there in bed laughing. Spent the rest of the morning watching him keep

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Pettiest Revenges The World’s Seen

Petty revenges are something else. We get to see just how far people’s resistance toward letting something go, can take them in the way of enacting a devastating petty revenge. Sometimes, people just obsess, and through that obsession a desire to hatch the perfect petty revenge is born. You might say that these folks are masters of the petty revenge. They certainly weren’t playing games. Maybe revenge is best enjoyed through pure pettiness. Who knows? 

Petty revenges are something else. We get to see just how far people’s resistance toward letting something go, can take them in the way of enacting a devastating petty revenge. Sometimes, people just obsess, and through that obsession a desire to hatch the perfect petty revenge is born. You might say that these folks are masters of the petty revenge. They certainly weren’t playing games. Maybe revenge is best enjoyed through pure pettiness. Who knows? 

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Text - r/pettyrevenge + JOIN u/grapeicecreamfloat β€’ 53d 1 3 6 Faked proof that I had a flat tire so that the lazy people in my group project would have to do the presentation themselves therefore likely will fail I'm in a class where a group research project/ presentation is a huge chunk of overall points. Everyone knows in group projects you always have that one slacker who doesn't do anything that you have to compensate for. However, I got stuck with possibly the worst 3 people to be in a proj

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Text - I did the entire research, presentation, poster boards, etc among many other annoying things myself. I tried talking to them and telling them they needed to put in their share of effort. Ignored. l'd send them tasks to do, ignored. I'd try to schedule meetings, they'd say they were coming and then leave me alone at the library. This happened from the get go. It was abundantly clear that they expected everyone else to do the work, but "everyone else" turned out to be just me. Rule: we coul

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Text - At this point I'm livid and decide they can just do it themselves, which means they'd get up there, not know a damn thing to say other than the small info I gave them, and couldn't even bullshit anything because they did no research. Thing is, if we miss without an excuse, we fail the project. If you have an excuse, you have to have documentation. I commute and live an hour away, so I decide that l'll conveniently have a flat tire right before class. Went out and actually bought a tire so

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Text - ***edited to say: the professor stated at the beginning that we were not allowed to contact him about people slacking in the group, and said to work it out amongst ourselves. Said that we were adults and that he wouldn't even respond to emails about it.

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Text - r/pettyrevenge + JOIN u/notanotherdonut β€’ 2y Take my parking spot that i just dug out? Fine, I'll bury your car This happened a couple years ago. It had snowed a bunch and so I went out to clear a spot for my boyfriend at the time for when he got home from work (police officer). I spent a while digging it out, and as I was finishing up some girl drove up and parked in it (while I was still shoveling it!). I told her that I just dug it out intending to use it and asked her to move, and she

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Text - Our complex had a mini snow plow and the dude was plowing in the area and saw this all go down. He helped me move all the snow from the pile he just created and put it all around her car. We buried it up to the door handles on all sides. He then dug out a new spot for me. Saw her later trying to dig out her car, turns out she didn't have a shovel. So, naturally, bc l'm petty I went out and reshovelled the sidewalk from the lot up to our building, and threw all of the snow on her vehicle w

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Text - Edit 2: thanks for the gold! Edit 3: answers to questions for clarification. only mentioned bf was a cop to justify why he was at work during all the snow, which was why I was digging him out a spot. Also, the spot was between two other cars so she couldn't even walk along the side of her car to get to the door, which also meant that it didn't take much snow to bury her car in.

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Text - r/pettyrevenge JOIN u/turtlesh0es β€’ 2y Don't want to wait your turn? Now you wait ten minutes. On mobile, forgive my textwall. This happened to me last night. I got in my car to pick up my girlfriend and my tire pressure light came on. T have a 12v air compressor in my backseat but it's loud and fills sort of slowly, so I opted to drive to the local wawa. (For those who don't have Wawa, it's like if 7/11 got sober and went to college.) Wawa's air pumps are free to use which usually means

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Text - older gentleman in a BMW pulled in behind me. After about 3 minutes a woman in a brand new Lexus pulls up directly next to me and puts her window down. "I only have to fill one tire, do you mind if I go in front of you?", she asked. I said, "Actually I do, we've been waiting here for a little bit, sorry." She muttered something while rolling her window up and I put up mine. About a minute later the guy at the pump was done. He backs up and before can even put my car in gear Lexus woman pu

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Text - wave. At this point my anger gives way to a ninja-like calm, and I know exactly what must be done. I pull my car forward and stop ~6 inches from her rear bumper. The air pump is in the corner of the lot, so Lexus woman has a curb in front of her, a curb to her right (where the pump is), an open spot to her left, and now my dirty ass car right behind her brand new one. She is busy filling her tire and doesn't notice that l've pulled right up to her car. I step out of my car, grab my air co

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Text - his tires too. I say "of course" and motion for him to park in the empty spot to Lexuslady's left. As soon as he pulls in she notices what's happening and starts yelling. I flip on my air compressor and begin filling my tire, her cries drowned out by the sound of 250psi of justice. She comes and stands in front of me, face beet red and little flecks of spittle popping out from between her cigarette teeth as she calls me all sorts of names. I calmly say "Ma'am, I only have one tire to fill

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Text - tldr lady takes my spot at the air pump, I block her in and fill my tire and the gentleman behind me with my own very slow, very loud compressor.

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Text - r/pettyrevenge u/10S_NE1 β€’ 2y + JOIN Calling her "fake quitting" bluff This happened years ago but still makes me smile. I started working in a corporate office in a secretarial position for my first job after college. There were two older ladies who were also secretaries working in the office. One of them was just fine, but I spent most of my time sitting beside and working with Agnes. Agnes was quickly approaching retirement age but wasn't going anywhere without a big push. This was in

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Text - She tended to pout when when things didn't go her way, and she would "quit" her job when someone pissed her off, and then my boss's boss would talk her into staying. I'd heard about this tactic of hers and one day, our boss did something that annoyed her and she "quit" again. My boss's boss was away that day so I had my chance. I quickly advertised and planned a big retirement party for her. It was a done deal by the end of the day. People were dropping by and congratulating her and every

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Text - r/pettyrevenge + JOIN u/cookiemonster1997 β€’ 2y Shitty server demands a better tip A couple months back, my boyfriend and I went out for drinks one night at this cool little "speakeasy" in Montreal. It's actually quite an interesting place. You come in through a nondescript entrance and the place has a really nice vibe going on once you get inside. Note: this is one of those bars where the server comes to your table and serves the drinks rather than one where you order at the bar and take

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Text - Then, when it came time for the bill, I went up again so he would come to our table. He came and thought we were going to order again despite me clearly asking for the bill when I went up. So, he went back to get the card machine and it was another ten minutes before he was back. At this point, I was quite ticked off at the not- so-great service and was debating whether or not I should tip him. The screen had an option for 10%, 15%, 20% or "other." | decided to just leave 10% as I wanted

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Text - Now, he prints out the receipt and takes a look at it and sees I left 10%. He then asks if we had a nice evening, to which my boyfriend responded that we did; we both thought it was just a standard question servers ask so we didn't bother telling him about the poor service received-especially because it wouldn't really make a difference at this point. The guy then says, "oh, well if you had such a nice time, than you should've left at least a 15% tip. Because, in Canada, it's customary to

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cashier->electronics->security. Sometimes after I switched to security, when electronics was really swamped, l'd help out for a few minutes. One day, the phone was ringing and I was walking by and randomly answered it. Sir Scamalot: "Hello, sir, this is Steam Support services with Valve." Instantly, of course, I know t” title=”” width=”800″ height=”876″/>

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Text - Sir Scamalot: "We've had reports that game keys shipped to your location may have an error that prevents it from authenticating, specifically the game Counter Strike. We need to validate your game keys to see if your affected." [I forget which CS was on sale then, this was 2008]. Me: "Oh, what do I do?" As if I didn't know. Sir Scamalot: "Well I just need you to open any copies of the game you have and read me the CD key on the instruction manual so I can verify them with our validation s

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Text - Sir Scamalot: [obviously happy] "Sure!" So I put Sir Scamalot on hold while I called all the other area stores electronics department and warned them about the scammer and confirmed nobody had taken a call like this earlier. About 15 minutes later, I get back to Scamalot. Me: "Thanks for holding, but I can't find any CD keys. I looked all through the book and the packages." Sir Scamalot: [annoyed] "Well sir, just open any copy of Counter Strike and on the-" Me: "Oh, COUNTER STRIKE! I thou

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Text - Everyone in the department is listening and we all laugh. 10 minutes later, I'm back on the line. Me: "Ok, I got what you're looking for! What do you need?" Now I make him walk me through how to open the box, including interrogating him for 5 minutes about how to do it without breaking the seal, then pretend I can't find the book, etc etc. Finally, I'm ready to read the code! First, I read him the UPC. This upsets him. Then I read him a part number from something. Now he's livid. Finally,

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Text - Me: "No, its. F, U, C, then K like kite. Next four is Y like yesterday. O like owl-" And he swore at me and hung up. EDIT: Spelling, also, thanks for gold!

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Text - r/pettyrevenge + JOIN u/neontonsil β€’ 2y I absolutely LOVE people who pay with pennies! Seriously. 4 years ago, I'm cashiering at a whacky mart on a register that holds all the smokes and alcohol. It's 10pm and these two young men (early 20s) come up to the counter. They have three random novelty items (I don't remember they were), but it was strange and unusual to get odd items this late at night. Maybe it was for some fraternity, I don't know. It's a college town so I get weird stuff fro

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Text - Grinning at each other, they reach into their jackets and slam down two gallon zip-lock bags, full of only pennies. I stare them in the eye, but they didn't even look back at me. Everyone else in line groan and went to other registers. These two kids knew what they were doing, but they didn't know what they were in for because I prepared for this; I knew this was going to inevitably happen. I grinned with them, because I was gonna get paid during this. These pranksters are here for recrea

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Text - Ringleader: Don't know. Me: Nice. Coworker: Hey! You guys can use the self checkout. It can take all of your coins at once. Me: Oh, don't worry about it Cowor-- Ringleader: Nope, don't trust them lady. (Partner laughs) Coworker: What? Why!? Ringleader: Doesn't count all your change right. Coworker: I've used them before. It really works! Me: (to Coworker) I got this.

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Text - I unpacked the ziplocks and threw all the pennies on the counter. It was a beautiful, massive shitstorm of a mess. And I digged in it. I was Frank in a dumpster in 'It's Always Sunny'. The two, still averting my gaze, start chuckling as if they were taking away my dignity. They whisper to each other "Dude oh my God," "Dude yeah," "Dude, hilarious." I counted each penny, one by one. My coworker comes up to me. Coworker: Guess l'll help you count this. Me: Don't worry about it. (She looks a

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Text - We worked up a system where we counted ten, put them in a pile, then with ten stacks of ten pennies we separated them, making $1 piles. We made progress slowly but surely. Some customers came to the line, but we advised them to get to another line. Some of them looked at us confused, but when they saw the counter full of pennies they understood. Some decided to wait, but when they realized it wasn't going to take just a few minutes they took their leave. Another register in the liquor dep

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Text - Coworker: Neontonsil! Me: Oops. Sorry. (Coworker looks at my grin. I give her a wink and tilt my head, motioning her to leave) Coworker: You know what, I think I better let you do this. Me: Ha, alright. (Coworker leaves. I look at the two guys. They are absolutely stunned at the fallen piles of pennies.)

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Text - Me: (To Ringleader) Yeah, l'm going to have to count all of this again. Ringleader: ...Ok. I started from zero. I count slower then ever, and made my way back up. The duo is entirely silent. I get to about $7, when suddenly I say: Me: Drats. I lost count. I better start all over again. Ringleader: Really? Me: Oh yeah man. Ringleader: Why!? Me: I lost count, sir. I could be in trouble if my

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Text - register doesn't have the right amount of cash, and I don't want to rip you off. Ringleader: ... It's about an hour later. My manager walks past, looks at me. I smile at him, and he looks at the counter. He walks away without a word. I eventually count all the change and surprisingly they had only $18! Me: Hmm, I think that this is $18. (The duo has been dead silent. They look done for the night.) Me: l'll recount it.

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Text - I fucking recounted it. Me: I think this is actually $19.xx. (Without a word, the Ringleader whips out a $5) Me: Seriously? You had cash? Ringleader: Needed to get rid of my change. Me. No problem. I'll just recount this again. I want to make perfectly sure that this is $19, since I counted $18 the first time. Ringleader: Are you kidding me? (I shake my head no, completely serious)

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Text - He takes out a $20 bill straight out of his pocket and throws it at me. My coworker gives the biggest WHAT THE FUCK face. Internally, I die as well, because they were smart enough to have a backup plan. And the fact that he was touching his cash in his pocket the entire time kinda messed with me. I take the cash, do the transaction, give him his change, thanked him and wished him a good night. The two start to put their pennies back in the ziplock bags and I didn't help the at all. I watc

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Text - Lots of pennies dropped to the floor, but they didn't care to pick them up. It looked like their souls were sucked out of them. It was past midnight and I clocked out way past when I was supposed to. A lot of my coworkers gave me a thumbs up or told me good night. Even my manager told me 'good job,' the only two words he ever said to me. Went to bed at the dorms after such a great petty penny night and crashed. Strange to say, but l'd love to count pennies again. TL;DR I recounted 1900 pe

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Text - r/pettyrevenge + JOIN u/Past_life_God β€’ 1y Girl does zero percent of the work on a huge project and gets zero percent of the credit! This story takes place my 3rd year of college. I was taking a class where the entire grade was determined by a semester long final project. We were supposed to be in groups of three on the project, but the third guy in our group had more sense than me and bailed early. This left just me and Lazy Girl hereafter known as LG. LG didn't do anything the entire se

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Text - Now I didn't want any confrontation with this girl, as she was my friend at the time, but I finally lost it one night towards the end of the semester. I'd asked her to meet at my house to work on the project, but 'something important came up. Fed up with this one sided partnership, I decided to air my woes at the local bars. And guess who I run into? and LG and her boyfriend drinking! She made up some bullshit excuse and I made a plan. I powered through the entire assignment, except for t

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Text - So here's a little tidbit about our final projects, we each had to turn one in. LG here not only didn't do the conclusion, she didn't turn in a project at all! She tried calling and bitching at me for not 'giving her credit' to which I went off on her for not doing shit on the entire project. I mentioned how I even gave her the opportunity to turn in my work for a grade if she'd only do ONE thing! She hung up after that, and that was the last time we spoke. TLDR: Girl spends the entire se

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Man Cheats On Wife In Car, She Applies Heating Cream To Car Seats

The very definition of getting burned. This husband thought he’d get away with cheating on his wife, but little did he know she’d find out, and do something about it. Oh yes, she proceeded to secretly apply a heating cream to the seats. So, the next time the cheater was out and about with his side chick in that car, a very real burn ensued. Ouch. Good riddance, my dude. 

The very definition of getting burned. This husband thought he’d get away with cheating on his wife, but little did he know she’d find out, and do something about it. Oh yes, she proceeded to secretly apply a heating cream to the seats. So, the next time the cheater was out and about with his side chick in that car, a very real burn ensued. Ouch. Good riddance, my dude. 

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Text - r/pettyrevenge + JOIN u/pinkfluffyunicorn212 β€’ 6h You better lock your car if you want to cheat in it. First off this is my moms friends story and yes, I asked for permission to post this. So my moms friend, let's call her Anna, was married to a man we'll call cheater, who had a Porsche convertible as his β€žfun carβ€œ. It was his pride and joy and he took care of it like a baby. He always tried to get her to be more enthusiastic about it, but she wasn't into cars.

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Text - At some point she found out he had been cheating on her with a young woman he worked with. Sometimes when the weather was right he would pick her up with the Porsche, they'd drive to the woods and have sex in the car. She found out because the woman told another coworker who was a friend of Anna (which she didn't know), about it and she told Anna. Anna was furious, but didn't want a divorce immediately because their daughter was just 4 months away from finishing school and she didn't want

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Text - Still she wanted revenge. So she bought a very intense heating cream, that gets horrible when it gets warmth. The kind that you better don't use if you want to take a bath later that day. After he went to work on a Friday, she went a head and polished the leather seats of the Porsche with this heating cream. She said they looked really nice and smooth. When he got home she showed him as a surprise and he was so happy that she finally showed interest in the car and told her how good everyt

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Text - leather seats heated up nicely. Unfortunately we don't exactly know what happened when he was gone, we can only guess. But when he came back he was furious, slammed the car door and went straight to shower. Anna said she peaked and saw his back was bright red and did look pretty painful. Of course the shower made it even worse. He never confronted her about it, but since that day he kept the car locked and took the keys with him when he left. She divorced him after her daughter graduated

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Woman Feels Entitled To Free Ice Cream, Gets Petty Spite Instead

This woman felt entitled to some free ice cream after seeing a young girl get free ice cream. Clearly, the level of entitlement at play was in need of a reality check. So, a reality check featuring petty spite was served up on the fly. 

This woman felt entitled to some free ice cream after seeing a young girl get free ice cream. Clearly, the level of entitlement at play was in need of a reality check. So, a reality check featuring petty spite was served up on the fly. 

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Guy Uses Loophole To Get IRS To Reverse Fee

This is a perfect blend of a petty and pro revenge. Nathan sounds like quite the resilient, obsessive mind when it comes to pushing back against various curveballs that life can toss one’s way. Yes, Nathan took this revenge to surprising, wild heights. It sounds like he was ultimately victorious if this story is indeed grounded in truth. 

This is a perfect blend of a petty and pro revenge. Nathan sounds like quite the resilient, obsessive mind when it comes to pushing back against various curveballs that life can toss one’s way. Yes, Nathan took this revenge to surprising, wild heights. It sounds like he was ultimately victorious if this story is indeed grounded in truth. 

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Laundry Drama: Guy Takes Deeply Satisfying Petty Revenge

Oh boy, they got caught red-handed. And from there, the process of taking a petty revenge was swift and oh so deeply satisfying. Laundry is enough of a process without someone messing with your sh*t. Everyone just play nice, and respect other people’s clothes. 

Oh boy, they got caught red-handed. And from there, the process of taking a petty revenge was swift and oh so deeply satisfying. Laundry is enough of a process without someone messing with your sh*t. Everyone just play nice, and respect other people’s clothes. 

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Shopper Gets Petty Revenge on Toilet Paper Hoarding Karen

With a quickly growing concern over the spread of coronavirus, shoppers everywhere turned to what seemed like a good idea at the time; panic buying. Most notably, people decided to hoard toilet paper when they probably didn’t even buy enough food to merit their purchasing of so many shit tickets. With stores and businesses being the preferred prowling ground for entitled Karens, a moment of petty revenge like this was just bound to happen.

With a quickly growing concern over the spread of coronavirus, shoppers everywhere turned to what seemed like a good idea at the time; panic buying. Most notably, people decided to hoard toilet paper when they probably didn’t even buy enough food to merit their purchasing of so many shit tickets. With stores and businesses being the preferred prowling ground for entitled Karens, a moment of petty revenge like this was just bound to happen.

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Dude Gets Petty Pizza Revenge on Entitled Coworker

After this guy’s coworker bullied the office mom to get his way, he stepped in to make sure his coworker’s selfish pizza plan didn’t come to fruition. The world has its fair share of entitled people and their wild demands, and a whole lot of people who get inadvisable but satisfying petty revenge.

After this guy’s coworker bullied the office mom to get his way, he stepped in to make sure his coworker’s selfish pizza plan didn’t come to fruition. The world has its fair share of entitled people and their wild demands, and a whole lot of people who get inadvisable but satisfying petty revenge.

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Supreme Cases Of Devilishly Petty Revenge

We’ve rounded up a fun collection of people being petty animals to one another. Some folks just don’t want to let stuff go, and from there they decide to enact their petty revenges. The people who took these revenges must’ve been feeling some kind of satisfied, after seeing things through. 

We’ve rounded up a fun collection of people being petty animals to one another. Some folks just don’t want to let stuff go, and from there they decide to enact their petty revenges. The people who took these revenges must’ve been feeling some kind of satisfied, after seeing things through. 

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Girl Isn’t Invited To Wedding, Passive Aggressive Response Ensues

This girl seemingly popped out of the blue, and assumed she’d be invited to the wedding of a “friend” she hadn’t talked to in a long time. As it turns out, the wedding was for close friends and family, and not people that had fallen out of touch. From there, the response was one wrapped up in passive aggressiveness. The girl goes so far as to suggest that the couple reconsider marriage altogether. 

This girl seemingly popped out of the blue, and assumed she’d be invited to the wedding of a “friend” she hadn’t talked to in a long time. As it turns out, the wedding was for close friends and family, and not people that had fallen out of touch. From there, the response was one wrapped up in passive aggressiveness. The girl goes so far as to suggest that the couple reconsider marriage altogether. 

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Tumblr Has Lawyer-style Debate over Legitimacy of Bread Knife

This Tumblr disagreement over whether or not this bread knife is real became a real debate with counterarguments, claims and diagrams. Frankly at first glance it looks like fake bread, but I guess that’s why lawyers exist. For some more lawyer Tumblr stuff, here’s a tumblr thread on ridiculous court transcripts. For another argument, here’s a tumblr user absolutely schooling another on horses.

This Tumblr disagreement over whether or not this bread knife is real became a real debate with counterarguments, claims and diagrams. Frankly at first glance it looks like fake bread, but I guess that’s why lawyers exist. For some more lawyer Tumblr stuff, here’s a tumblr thread on ridiculous court transcripts. For another argument, here’s a tumblr user absolutely schooling another on horses.

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Liar Says Automotive Locksmith Broke His Car’s Rear Defroster

This lying customer learned a humbling lesson in the ramifications of telling a dumb lie to pull one over on an automotive locksmith who was just trying to help. Yes, it’d seem the customer decided they didn’t want to pay for the services provided, so they hatched up a lie about their rear defroster being broken in the process of the job. The locksmith decided to petty revenge back in response to the lie, and what sounds like satisfaction ensued. 

This lying customer learned a humbling lesson in the ramifications of telling a dumb lie to pull one over on an automotive locksmith who was just trying to help. Yes, it’d seem the customer decided they didn’t want to pay for the services provided, so they hatched up a lie about their rear defroster being broken in the process of the job. The locksmith decided to petty revenge back in response to the lie, and what sounds like satisfaction ensued. 

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Entitled Karen Steals Co-Worker’s Snacks, Revenge Note Ensues

This case of “Karen” being an entitled and inconsiderate individual ends in one satisfying, petty revenge. The co-worker had had enough of their snacks being stolen, so they left a special note for Karen to find next time she went to eat snacks that weren’t her’s. Sounds like it worked and that Karen will have to start buying snacks of her own. 

This case of “Karen” being an entitled and inconsiderate individual ends in one satisfying, petty revenge. The co-worker had had enough of their snacks being stolen, so they left a special note for Karen to find next time she went to eat snacks that weren’t her’s. Sounds like it worked and that Karen will have to start buying snacks of her own. 

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Costco Parking Lot Standoff Ends In Petty Revenge

We love a good old-fashioned petty revenge. People can get very passionate about securing their parking lot spaces. It can really turn into a battlefield out there. In this case, the lady that overstepped and almost put the other couple in harm’s way, ended up getting her just deserts. Beautiful touch with the cart in the parking space. 

We love a good old-fashioned petty revenge. People can get very passionate about securing their parking lot spaces. It can really turn into a battlefield out there. In this case, the lady that overstepped and almost put the other couple in harm’s way, ended up getting her just deserts. Beautiful touch with the cart in the parking space. 

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Wild Karen Gets Bested By Petty Revenge At Airport

What a splendid tale of a wild and entitled and generally tough to be around “Karen” getting her comeuppance at the airport. The commute life when it comes to navigating the airport is full of enough hoops without the wild “Karen” inserting herself into the mix. Sounds like this traveler hit their breaking point, and made a petty revenge out of the moment. 

What a splendid tale of a wild and entitled and generally tough to be around “Karen” getting her comeuppance at the airport. The commute life when it comes to navigating the airport is full of enough hoops without the wild “Karen” inserting herself into the mix. Sounds like this traveler hit their breaking point, and made a petty revenge out of the moment. 

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Divorce Attorneys Reveal Stupidest Reasons Couples Wanted To Divorce

Never underestimate the heights of pettiness that can be achieved between two people going through a divorce. These AskReddit replies in a thread about the stupidest reasons people wanted to divorce, might convince you to never want to get married. 

Never underestimate the heights of pettiness that can be achieved between two people going through a divorce. These AskReddit replies in a thread about the stupidest reasons people wanted to divorce, might convince you to never want to get married. 

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Ways People Got Blocked By Famous People

Comedian Bert Kreischer started up a Twitter thread of people sharing the ways they ended up getting blocked by celebrities on Twitter. Some instances seem like the celebrities couldn’t have had less of a sense of humor. Maybe they just get tired of the constant online trolling at a certain point though. 

Comedian Bert Kreischer started up a Twitter thread of people sharing the ways they ended up getting blocked by celebrities on Twitter. Some instances seem like the celebrities couldn’t have had less of a sense of humor. Maybe they just get tired of the constant online trolling at a certain point though. 

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Pregnant Coworker Gets Her Just Deserts

Nothing like a good old-fashioned petty revenge by an employee who was simply waiting for the opportune time to take it. In this case, it sounds like “Jill” was a bit of a nightmare to work with, when it came to her refusing to be a team player, and switch shifts. Sometimes emergencies come up, and if you refuse to help out other teammates in need by switching a shift, you better be ready for them to throw it right back in your face. Thus, we have Jill and her ultimate downfall. Oh boy, did Jill get those just deserts. 

Nothing like a good old-fashioned petty revenge by an employee who was simply waiting for the opportune time to take it. In this case, it sounds like “Jill” was a bit of a nightmare to work with, when it came to her refusing to be a team player, and switch shifts. Sometimes emergencies come up, and if you refuse to help out other teammates in need by switching a shift, you better be ready for them to throw it right back in your face. Thus, we have Jill and her ultimate downfall. Oh boy, did Jill get those just deserts. 

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Twitter Thread on Random Brackets Is a Really Good Idea

If you’re crap at conversation, nothing gets people involved and passionate quite like a semi-tongue-in-cheek debate on what kind of bird is best. Petty arguments are fantastic. Twitter user christineexists explained this admittedly great argument/party and apparently other people do it too.

If you’re crap at conversation, nothing gets people involved and passionate quite like a semi-tongue-in-cheek debate on what kind of bird is best. Petty arguments are fantastic. Twitter user christineexists explained this admittedly great argument/party and apparently other people do it too.

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Ridiculous Argument Over Wanting A Username

Well isn’t it nice to know that there are people out there exchanging harsh words over wanting claim to a username? It can get heated. Don’t underestimate the kind of rage that can be generated from someone being refused their “right” to take another person’s username. 

Well isn’t it nice to know that there are people out there exchanging harsh words over wanting claim to a username? It can get heated. Don’t underestimate the kind of rage that can be generated from someone being refused their “right” to take another person’s username. 

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Twitter Users Highlight Petty Arguments Between Married Couples

Twitter users are sharing their hot takes on the petty kinds of arguments that take place between married couples. Spend enough time with someone, and you’re bound to discover those things that your “other half” does that drive you absolutely insane. 

Twitter users are sharing their hot takes on the petty kinds of arguments that take place between married couples. Spend enough time with someone, and you’re bound to discover those things that your “other half” does that drive you absolutely insane. 

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Woman Wants To Take Friend’s Ex As Date To Her Wedding

This woman asked the people of Reddit whether or not she was in the wrong for wanting to take her friend’s ex to her wedding. The dirty history of the situation is everything here. Sounds like a whole mess. Probably best to just steer clear of the wedding when it’s your friend (?) getting married to your ex. Yikes. Talk about a battlefield of red flags. 

This woman asked the people of Reddit whether or not she was in the wrong for wanting to take her friend’s ex to her wedding. The dirty history of the situation is everything here. Sounds like a whole mess. Probably best to just steer clear of the wedding when it’s your friend (?) getting married to your ex. Yikes. Talk about a battlefield of red flags. 

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Guy’s Friend Gets Extra Car Key Made For Petty Revenge

This is a master class in petty revenge. Seriously, brilliant work. The guy’s buddy ended up making a copy of his car key, and secretly using it to move his buddy’s car into a parking spot that was in direct sunlight, to get it all nice and overheated. 

This is a master class in petty revenge. Seriously, brilliant work. The guy’s buddy ended up making a copy of his car key, and secretly using it to move his buddy’s car into a parking spot that was in direct sunlight, to get it all nice and overheated. 

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Guy Takes Ultimate Petty Revenge In Laundry Room Drama

For anyone that’s ever dealt with navigating the tender nature of a shared laundry room, and tried to ensure that your clothes don’t get messed with, this one’s going to hit close to home. Laundry is time-sapping and irritating enough without someone messing up your process. This person got caught red-handed, and ultimately was dealt the kind of petty revenge that had to have taught them a lesson. 

For anyone that’s ever dealt with navigating the tender nature of a shared laundry room, and tried to ensure that your clothes don’t get messed with, this one’s going to hit close to home. Laundry is time-sapping and irritating enough without someone messing up your process. This person got caught red-handed, and ultimately was dealt the kind of petty revenge that had to have taught them a lesson. 

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Loopholes That Clever Folks Exploited

Whether it was an idiotic promotion, lack of oversight, a glitch in the system, an escape room scheduling loophole, or a sandwich place that also sold discounted ingredients to its own sandwiches, these people found a way to play the game and save a couple dollars in the process. The commitment and dedication it takes to notice these loopholes is admirable, in a chaotic, roguish sort of way.

Whether it was an idiotic promotion, lack of oversight, a glitch in the system, an escape room scheduling loophole, or a sandwich place that also sold discounted ingredients to its own sandwiches, these people found a way to play the game and save a couple dollars in the process. The commitment and dedication it takes to notice these loopholes is admirable, in a chaotic, roguish sort of way.

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Petty Revenge Cases From Real Pieces Of Work

These people are the living and breathing definition of petty. When it comes to taking your revenge on someone who you believe did you wrong, it can be all the more satisfying if you put a little petty into the crafting of the revenge. Sit back and enjoy these petty revenge masterpieces. 

These people are the living and breathing definition of petty. When it comes to taking your revenge on someone who you believe did you wrong, it can be all the more satisfying if you put a little petty into the crafting of the revenge. Sit back and enjoy these petty revenge masterpieces. 

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Woman Shuts Down Petty Friend Who’s Begging to Plagiarize From Her

This person dropped in out of the blue just to steal some poetry. Sounds classy. She must be really bad at poetry if she thinks this is how art is supposed to work. The boldness of cheapskates knows no bounds, and the world is full of choosing beggars who wish the world was all free handouts.

This person dropped in out of the blue just to steal some poetry. Sounds classy. She must be really bad at poetry if she thinks this is how art is supposed to work. The boldness of cheapskates knows no bounds, and the world is full of choosing beggars who wish the world was all free handouts.

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Guy Wastes Scammer’s Time With Funny Fake Credentials

When this guy received a suspect call from what turned out to be a scammer, he decided to waste the fool’s time. The scammer had insisted that there was a warrant out for his arrest. So, he decided to play into their game, but with his own hilarious, made up credentials. 

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Petty Revenges From The Pettiest People

Petty revenges bring people a terribly large amount of satisfaction. It just feels too right giving in to that burning impulse to go out of your way to get back at the person who did you wrong. These particular cases of petty revenge are the living, breathing, definition of petty. Buckle up. 

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Guy Wastes A Karen’s Time for Parking Illegally

There are some delusional customers out there. Luckily, sometimes bystanders have sympathy for employees who have to deal with a freaking out Karen and decide to get some petty parking revenge in response. When this guy noticed his favorite gas station attendants getting bossed around, he decided to take some extra time.

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Bully Crush Gets Coldly Ignored 10 Years Later

Don’t they say the best revenge is living well? In this case, that revenge was making it seem like they were living well without even having a spare thought for this guy’s assy-ness. Didn’t think crap that happened in school could have a sequel? You’d be underestimating how petty people can be, and the depth of satisfaction said pettiness can bring.

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Motorcyclists Provide Rude Awakening For Redneck Neighbors That Wouldn’t Quiet Down

These motorcyclists were kept up all night by some rude and drunken redneck neighbors, so they decided to provide a petty revenge wakeup for them the next morning at 5am. A definite pro revenge move with keeping the TV on loud as they drove off into the sunrise. 

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Roommate Steals Guy’s Marked Food, He Bakes Chocolate Cake With Habaneros In It

This guy handled his thief of a roommate who refused to respect his boundaries, and kept stealing his marked food, by baking a special chocolate cake with habaneros in it. From there a man’s world was wrecked, and he learned a spicy lesson in not taking other people’s foods. 

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10 Of The Pettiest Petty Revenge Cases

We’ve pulled together 10 of the pettiest petty revenge cases that the folks of Reddit have ever seen, for your viewing pleasure. These revenges are the living, breathing, definition of “petty.” We can only imagine how satisfied the petty masterminds behind the petty revenges must’ve been. 

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Rancher Takes Revenge On Petty Neighbors With Pig Excrement

Never underestimate a rancher when it comes to pro revenge. This guy took a sweet and satisfying, and very impressively calculated revenge on some neighbors that were giving him trouble over some petty BS. It came down to property lines, and a mere 6 inches. Those 6 inches ended up costing them their peace of mind. Queue up the terrible stench of tons of pig excrement. They ended up moving out in response to the overwhelmingly horrible smell. 

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Customer Leaves One-Star Review Because Place Won’t Fix His Refrigerator During Hurricane

Amazing. We have no idea what’s going through the head of someone who gets upset at a company for not having emergency fridge repair during a category 5 hurricane, but we’d love to find out. The threat of Hurricane Dorian brought out more noble feelings in people, like this woman who took in 97 stray dogs to keep them safe from the storm.

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Dude Gets Petty Revenge On Selfish Parker with Fake Note

That’s some good quality, satisfying, highly petty revenge. No real harm done except for a headache who thought he was worth four parking spots. We’ve heard of people rage-trapping bad parkers for the sake of justice, but straight up messing with their mind seems like a less risky but satisfyingly diabolical way of getting back at someone for their transgressions.

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