Guy Dressed As Grim Reaper Goes On National TV To Protest Florida Beaches Reopening

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Commercial Mocks Brands And Their Money-Grubbing BS During Pandemic

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19 Tweets That Prove Kids On Zoom Are Hilarious

It’s difficult to count the ways that the pandemic has uprooted our lives. Many of us are jobless. People have lost loved ones. We’re all getting cabin fever from being cooped up in our homes. But kids have got it pretty weird. And so do parents. As their studies move to the internet, children are being forced to endure “Zoom classes.” And while that seems pretty surreal and scary for many of us, kids happen to be super adaptable. And that adaptability can often translate to humor. These tweets, which come from parents eavesdropping on their children’s virtual lessons, are some seriously wholesome proof of that. 

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Text - Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel Kindergarten Zoom Dance Teacher: Yes, Sebastian, you have a question? Sebastian (unmuting himself): Yes, my little brother really likes dancing. Teacher: That's great! Sebastian: So can he do this class for me? cc: @VAMNI. 10:20 AM · 5/22/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Arnie Niekamp @misterarnie Overheard my daughter, doing a Zoom meeting with her kindergarten class, saying, with the weariness of an adult, "Clark, you're muted." 5:53 PM · 4/13/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - k.liz @kathyyliz 'when i got money from the tooth fairy because my tooth came out, i decided i want to collect more money.' - a kindergartener in this Zoom class. i am ROLLING. the HUSTLE 10:48 AM · 5/21/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Imacleod @lmacleod Overheard on kindergarten zoom... Teacher: "What's 14+1?" Child: "I don't have enough fingers for that!" 8:42 AM - 5/8/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - suesalvi @suesalvi Just overheard on my 9-year-old's Zoom: "Would Santa kill a shark?" ...really got me thinking. 12:29 PM · 5/22/20 · Twitter Web App

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Hamster - Kelly Huh, Ph.D. @glaciergeek I overheard zoom kids chat the other day that if all students can wear hamster balls at schools, then it may be good to return. GIF 7:42 PM · 5/16/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Andrew Exum @ExumAM I just overheard my five-year old tell a girl in his preschool class, on Zoom, "Hey [Name],I dreamed of you last night." What a little Casanova. 9:56 AM · 4/7/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Monica Mahoney O @mmPharmD Well ... I was just shared during Kindergarten zoom show and tell "THIS IS MY MOMMY!" 2:34 PM · 5/11/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Karl Brophy O @KarlBrophy Overheard from the teacher on the 8 year-old's Zoom spelling test this week: "Okay class, let's not use virtual backgrounds. We don't want people being distracted." 6:35 AM · 5/1/20 · Twitter for iPad

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Text - Ryan Dilbert O @ryandilbert Overheard in my daughter's Zoom class: Go ahead and put your lizard away and we'll get started on our math. 11:43 AM · 4/28/20 from Houston, TX · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Ranak Trivedi @RanakTrivedi Overheard on my 5 yo daughter's classroom zoom: "I have a comment and a question" #futureacademic #preparingforconferences cc: @vibhor_chhabra 12:12 PM · 5/18/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - David Enrich O @davidenrich Every Monday, my son's kindergarten class shares (via Zoom) what everyone did this weekend. Today I heard: "socially distanced picnic" "walked in the woods but it was too crowded" "wore masks" "stayed home" They're saying these phrases like they're normal. 9:33 AM - 5/18/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Todd Coleman @todd_coleman My daughter had a Zoom class yesterday. The teacher's internet went out, so one of the kids was made the default host. He muted everyone, pretended to teach the class, and then just said "fart" over and over until the teacher was able to join back. It was amazing. 10:12 AM · 4/29/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Mike Lobikis @MLfromdeep When my daughter joins her zoom class in the morning, every kid just yells "poopy" at the other kids for 5 minutes.

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Text - LazyManAndMoney @LazyManAndMoney My 7-year old's Zoom class right now... Teacher: Who wants to add a character to the story? Girl: l'd like to add a bird. My son: l'd like to add a ginormous cucumber zombie. Next kid: l'd like to add a rabbit. 9:38 AM · 5/21/20 · TweetDeck

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Text - Kiel Phegley @KielPhegley You Know, For Kids Just listened to a kid on my child's preschool class zoom call tel everyone "This is Link, the character from Zelda: Toilet Princess." 11:23 AM - 5/22/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Jason Isbell @Jasonlsbel| My favorite moment from quarantine has been my four year old daughter explaining fuzz tone guitar to her zoom preschool class 11:46 AM · 5/19/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - a breast of fresh air @joinez My dumb ass logged my son into his Zoom class and I ain't have no shirt on Lmaoo all I heard was 15 Lil ass voices saying ewwwww 9:06 AM · 5/19/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Twenty-Eight Instances Of Unbridled Ignorance: COVID-19 Edition

The people disobeying lockdown orders right now are like the kids in your fourth grade class who wouldn’t follow the rules so the teacher kept punishing the entire class. So just remember, the more y’all keep breaking the rules the longer we all have to be in lockdown! 

Now scroll down if you want to see some incredibly cringe-inducing posts, but honestly, we would understand if you don’t.

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Text - Some dude asked me why I didn't have a mask on in the grocery store. I told him I don't believe in conspiracy theories.

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Protest - I Need A Haircut!

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Protest - Fiets Ova Fit THE CIVE MY VEKUS TS A HAX DAUCHTER HER SENIOR YEAR BACK! Do Where Bea

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Text - Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren To the pro-eternal shutdown cheerleaders, when your favorite government pals start canceling pride parades, we better not hear a peep out of you!!! 1:16 PM · May 7, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 1.3K Retweets 10.3K Likes Thor Benson @thor_benson · May 7 Replying to @TomiLahren They were canceled last month, genius. 25 27 130 7.1K Obi Dox Kenobi @obibluraven · May 8 She didnt know because there wasnt massive protests, which also kills her arguement. 27 3 229 1 more repl

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Motor vehicle - Land of the F REE ? Home of the BRAVE AFRAID

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Protest - TYRANNY SPREABING FASTER THAN CHINA VIRUS IS THE REOPEN * NOW

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Text - May 12 at 8:41 AM • O I will not be vaccinated (chipped) for the coronavirus. Who else is willing to share this?

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People - AIN OPS UP The 200, Legoland +Disney

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Protest - 53333B STOPRONNG MY SENIORYEAR wRL STATER

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Mode of transport - Los ANGELES POLICE DEPARTMENT MAY 1 Man refusing to wear mask breaks arm of CAN Target employee Two men were arrested for felony battery after starting a fight with employees at a Los Angeles Target store over wearing masks inside the store. Source: CNN

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Protest - :76 FREE THE IF T RERSES Fuhrer THE CROM HUMANS MALZ WE DENAND NY KE GO TO LORK! FREEDOM! ZICHA

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Text - Would be nice to meet you ;) I agree. Sucks about corona hey :( This is all fake is no any virus tv lies Google it Oh boy

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Protest - MY BODY, MY CHOICE = ABOPTION, THEN MY BODY, MY CHOICE = REOURED SOREGUERO BEGUREO TESTING NES

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Protest - POLO EAS MY BODY SHOICE TO WORK

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People - AM SO TOTALLY OVER THIS

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Protest - WE WILP THE NOT DOWN DONT TREAD ON ML COMPLY WE DEEM OUR GOVERNOR NON-ESsentiAL LC FreedoM TruMPS The COMMIE VIRUS

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Text - Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti ..thus proving that squats and push-ups can be done anywhere...? twitter.com/WFLA/status/12... WFLA NEWS @WFLA Replying to @WFLA WATCH: Protesters calling for gyms to reopen in Florida are doing squats and push-ups outside the Clearwater courthouse 8.wfla.com/2L9NDUQ #Florida #COVID19 HAPPENING NOW: CLEARWATER GYM PROTEST wfla. NOW com f NEW WFLA FANS-KELLEY TAMMIE, MARY MARGARET ESTILL, ANTHONY MCCOMSEY, ANN NEVENI SANZ 1-800 ASK-GARY 675K 10:59 AM - May 1

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Protest - IWANT ALONE TIME FROM MY WIFE BACK #OPENMN

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Protest - Terminology you understand! ABORT Grace the stay at home order! Something Else Boutique Bedford, VA

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Font - Read MY Lips Silent NO NEW EXTENSIONS

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Text - No FaceMasks ETRA k Here allowed in store! lower your mask or go Somewhere else. Štop listening 2 Pritzrer he's a dumbases If you can't comply with store policy of our employees sa fety I suggest you go some where else.

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Text - Can somebody please prove that the Coronavirus is killing people? |and 50 others 157 Comments 3 Shares O Like Comment Share View previous comments 3 of 54 OMG you are kidding I hope. Like Reply 3h l am absolutely not kidding. Don't you think that we should all be demanding proof before we let our lives be destroyed by the side effects of this pandemic? Like Reply 3h Edited My dead brother in law is proof Like Reply 3h |Somebody dying is not proof. Like - Reply 4m

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Text - Sunday at 11:41 · Wearing a mask causes u2 breath in your own carbon monoxide slowly poisoning urself & breaking down ur immune system. Facts

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Text - Vaccines for what? Please, could you explain what is this? Thank you. CENTER FOR GLOBAL HUMAN POPULATION REDUCTION BILL MELINDA GATES foundation 31 27 65 296 . 1 May That's called a Photoshop. 7 234 1 May Do you mean this wall? BILL MELINDA GATES foundation 6. 104

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Flag - I'o RATHER DIE ON MY FEET THAN LIVE ON MY KNEES! III

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People - COVID-19 IS A LIE NFD WORKE AMERVO WORKE COVID-19 IS A LIE NFD

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Motor vehicle - Iwant a Massage ! Openthe State DOV LEE

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Whole Bunch Of 2020 Memes Because Everything Fricken Blows

Hands down, 2020 has been one of the worst years in any currently living person’s life. But who knows, maybe God will throw something worse at us in the future so let’s not tempt him further. If you’d like a roundup of memes from a simpler time before this sh*tstorm began, click here.

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Text - Salil Tripathi Jw zaGa... @saliltripathi Time spent looking at exponential graphs January February March Month of 2020 1:59 PM · 2020-03-27 · Twitter Web App

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Text - ex Brit @philleehh I live in Germany, where they applaud their health service by funding it Goodnight

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Photo caption - What do we say to the God of death? I WASHED MY HANDS

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Cartoon - me: wow it's a beautiful day out police: how the hell you know that?

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Face - Never thought l'd die fighting side by side with an Elf. What about 1.6m apart with a friend? Aye. That would be responsible

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Photography - Normal work procedure With Social Distancing Work From Home

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Arm - ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT THE WORLD WAS FINE UNTIL YALL STARTED DRINKING THEM SELTZER BEERS

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Organism - LIVE BREAKING NEWS US INVADES CORONAVIRUS 12:21 BECAUSE SCIENTIST SAID 'CORONA HAS OIL ON THE SURFACE'

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Text - Jamie Lee Finch @jamieleefinch WHO DO YOU PEOPLE THINK MILLENNIALS ARE, EXACTLY??? BECAUSE WE ARE NOT THE ONES ON SPRING BREAK. WE ARE IN OUR THIRTIES AND WE ARE YELLING AT OUR PARENTS TO STOP GOING TO CHURCH. FUCK. TIME TIME @TIME Mar 20 "One of the things that terrifies me now is, as this is spread in the west is, there's this sense of invulnerability among millennials." Millennials aren't taking the coronavirus seriously, warns WHO's Dr. Bruce Aylward ti.me/3bgRJ3Y

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Photo caption - When you drink 18M HCI in Chemistry lab E Professor GTON Me enjoying the forbidden lemon juice made with mematic

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Text - Ethan Weiss @ethanjweiss · 2h How's everyone's alcoholism going? 97 27 7 KDNDC @kdndc2016 Replying to @ethanjweiss My check liver light is on.

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Face - @hvifax quarantine king, he was truly ahead of his time

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Viking ships - Beautiful. Thanks to quarantine laws the North Sea is so much less polluted that Vikings are returning. The planet is healing क

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Text - jorge ivan 777 @lowlifee Can we bring back the year clowns tried to kill us all I liked that one more 7:34 PM · 3/23/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Cartoon - Going back to work tomorrow like ENCY EXIT (chuckles) l'm essential.

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Text - Sad Kylo Ren @KylolsSad Be like Kylo Ren: - Wears a mask - Doesn't visit his elderly mom - Socially & emotionally distant - Talks to his gf only on Skype GIF ndercoverRen

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Facial expression - Is 3.4% a lot? Depends on the context. Percent of the For a raise? No. population dead? Yes.

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Animated cartoon - When you find out your normal daily lifestyle is called "quarantine"

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Cat - Introverts watching extroverts freaking out Pathetic.

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Text - Leah Greenberg @Leahgreenb I can't believe we have to clarify this but a scenario where the hospital system collapses and a million Americans die is also a scenario where the economy is very, very bad

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Text - Harrison Scott Civick @harrisoncivick Texas six months ago: "You may now purchase ONE case of beer directly from a brewery." Texas now: "Wanna buy a gallon of tequila from the Girl Scout table outside of McDonald's? We don't give a shit. World is ending." 8:03 PM · 3/21/20 · Twitter for iPhone 91 Retweets 368 Likes

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Hand - "So, how does it feel being essential employees?" Essential employees:

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Organism - When i genuinely believed 2020 was going to be the best year of my life mel aka honey @melissaolive1ra - 4/7/20 bomboclaat Show this thread 00

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Text - George @georgeattherock · Mar 23 "I'm going out" • boring • obvious might be illegal now? レ "I'm going outside for my state approved singular daily walk" • Mysterious • Kinda Soviet • Good for public health

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Text - 2020 Cancelled After careful consideration, we have decided that it is no longer in the best interests of everyone involved to proceed with 2020. While we recognise that a lot of hard work has gone into preparing for 2020, if we're honest it has turned into a bit of a shitshow and we feel it is best to just call it off. We understand that some of you were looking forward to seeing what cruel and peculiar clusterfuck of a disaster 2020 would throw up next. But on balance we believe it is p

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White - Me at the start of 2020 vs me 5 months into 2020 4.

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Text - wittyidiot @stephenszczerba Me Drinking Home Alone 2019: Sad Disturbing Loser Me Drinking Home Alone 2020: Citizen Inspiration Hero

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Eyewear - Me in 2040: "And then they shot this gorilla-" My kids: "What does this have to do with a toilet paper shortage?" Me: We get there when we get there!

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Text - Italy rushes 10K medical students into service during coronavirus outbreak, scrapping final exams Alright, kid, you're a doctor now

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Face - No one: God after every month of 2020: More! Disint -Core Trande More!

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Text - World: there's no way we can shut everything down in order to lower emissions, slow climate change and protect the environment. Mother Nature: here's a virus. Practice.

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It Ain’t Rocket Science People

Funny meme from the TV show 'Friends' about why it's important to continue social distancing

Stop ruining it for the rest of us, DAMN.

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How I Spent My Pandemic Vacation

A friend of mine, Bob, recently went on his longest trip since the pandemic began. His mother lives over the border in Pennsylvania, about 90 miles from here, and he needed to take her some supplies that weren’t available in the small town where she resides. But once Bob crossed the state line he was stopped because of his Ohio …[ Read More ]

A friend of mine, Bob, recently went on his longest trip since the pandemic began. His mother lives over the border in Pennsylvania, about 90 miles from here, and he needed to take her some supplies that weren’t available in the small town where she resides. But once Bob crossed the state line he was stopped because of his Ohio plates by a State Trooper warning him that if he planned on staying in Pennsylvania he would need to self-quarantine for 14 days. He also admitted that police were looking for contraband booze that some Ohioans have apparently been bootlegging in since Pennsylvania’s governor ordered liquor stores to shut down. Then Bob’s mother refused to open the door for him, afraid he might kill her (accidentally, of course.) She told him to leave the box of supplies on the porch and go straight home. “And don’t talk to strangers!” Not quite the fun trip he had imagined.

Summer vacation is going to have to be a little different this year. No stays at beach resorts, no week at Disney World, and even your mother doesn’t really want to see you. So where can you go? Here are a few ideas:

Around the Corner

Yes, there is a world beyond your refrigerator, beyond your daily Zoom conference with co-workers who all want to know if you can recommend a good series on Netflix, even beyond the far reaches of your driveway. If you stand on the sidewalk in front of your house you can see all the way to the corner of your block. You’ve seen many of your neighbors walking their dogs there and then disappearing. Often their disappearances are followed by wild barking. What’s really going on? Be adventurous and find out for yourself. Strap on your mask and gloves and explore the far reaches of your street, go around the corner, maybe all the way around the block. If you’re lucky you may even get to see some dogs sniff each other (from at least six feet apart.)

Camping Out (in your backyard)

You love the great outdoors and there’s nothing like sleeping out under the stars to work up a great appetite. Unfortunately with travel bans and campsites closed in most states, here is a better option: Set up camp in your backyard. Remember how much fun this was when you were a kid and your mom and dad wanted to have a night in the house alone and not have you or your brother barging in in the middle of — “Oh my god, what is Dad doing to Mom!” Recreate that special feeling by sleeping out next to the bird feeder. Enjoy the freedom of peeing behind the garage. Cook up one of those freeze dried dinners that you’ve been stockpiling over an open fire, or use the conveniently provided campsite Weber grill, crack open a cold one, and enjoy the quiet and seclusion of another night in quiet seclusion.

The Gas Station

It’s been quite a while since you’ve been to the gas station. Lately, even if you don’t have a plug-in hybrid, you’ve still been getting about 30 days to a gallon of gas. Because there’s almost nowhere to go. But what would a vacation be without a pit stop at your local GasTown? Even if you don’t need any gas you can still check your tire pressure, your oil, clean your windows, and maybe even run inside for a candy bar and a bag of fried pork rinds. But who are all these other people pumping gas and where are they all going? Do they know something you don’t? Maybe you should follow one of them and they’ll take you to a secret place where people are frolicking, and laughing, sunbathing, and splashing in the water. Or else they’ll get creeped out that you keep following them and call the cops to come and get you. Either way you’ll get to go someplace that you never expected to be.

Deep Dive in the Elevator

For many of you who live in apartment buildings the elevator has been number one on your places to avoid list. The chance of running into other building residents and having to be in a confined space with them for even two or three floors (holding your breath) or worse 10 or more floors is an unimaginable horror. And god knows who has touched those buttons and whether or not they were wearing protection. But summer is time for a change of pace and with proper preparation you can enjoy this trip, and stay safe. Instead of having to climb up and down nine flights of stairs every time you need to walk the dog imagine the convenience and simplicity of rocketing up and down in forbidden fashion? Simply don your full wet suit, scuba mask, and oxygen tank and take the plunge. Added benefit, once out on the street you can walk anywhere you want without fearing contact with strangers as they will likely give you a wide berth, often even crossing to the other side of the street. After your trip simply go to your shower for a thorough cleansing before removing your suit and you’ll be ready for your next exotic trip. Maybe the Laundromat?

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Funny Times June 2020 Issue

Cartoons about Covid-19 . Sports . Quarantine . Father’s Day . Pirates . Farm & Garden . Hobbies . Robots . Art . Literature and more! Buy This Issue With cartoons by: Clay Bennett, Bizarro, Harry Bliss, Ruben Bolling, Matt Bors, Robert Brunelle, Martin Bucella, Jon Carter, Todd Condron, Dave Coverly, J.C. Duffy, Buddy Hickerson, Jeff Hobbs, David Horsey, John Jonik, …[ Read More ]

Cartoons about Covid-19 . Sports . Quarantine . Father’s Day . Pirates . Farm & Garden . Hobbies . Robots . Art . Literature and more!

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With cartoons by: Clay Bennett, Bizarro, Harry Bliss, Ruben Bolling, Matt Bors, Robert Brunelle, Martin Bucella, Jon Carter, Todd Condron, Dave Coverly, J.C. Duffy, Buddy Hickerson, Jeff Hobbs, David Horsey, John Jonik, Ham Khan, L.J. Kopf, Mary Lawton, Carol Lay, Scott Masear, Brian McFadden, Steve McGinn, Chris Monroe, P.S. Mueller, A. Owsley, Mark Parisi, Joel Pett, Rina Piccolo, K.A. Polzin, Hilary Price, Ted Rall, Graham Sale, Harley Schwadron, Maria Scrivan, Andy Singer, Jen Sorensen, Ward Sutton, Tom Toles, Tom Tomorrow,  Matt Wuerker, Zippy, Adam Zyglis . . .  and lots more!

How I Spent My Pandemic Vacation
By Raymond Lesser

FUQ: Frequently Unasked Questions
By Swami Beyondananda

Today In Sports — Coronavirus Edition
By Tim Jones

Quentin Quarantine: The Movie Version Of My Life During The Pandemic
By Gretchen Volk

Ken Reffet, Stunt Fisherman
By K.A. Polzin

Losing To My Two-Year-Old
By Andrew Knott

The Borowitz Report — Special Coverage: Covid-19
By Andy Borowitz

The Key To Gardening
By Joanie Mickle

Workers Of The World, Unite!
By Steven Stampone

16 Reasons Why Vincent Van Gogh Was Never Called Vince
By J.C.Duffy

The Suspicious Banana Leaf T-Shirt
By Jackie Allison

The Funny Times Haiku Challenge
By You And You And YOU!

Planet Proctor
By Phil Proctor

PLUS:

Cartoons about On The Farm
Curmudgeon on Literature
Cartoons about Hobbies
Dave Maleckar’s 100 Word Rant
News Of The Weird
Harper’s Index
News & Political Cartoons

 

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Thirty-Nine Disaster-Laden 2020 Memes Because We’re All OVER IT

Kobe Bryant’s death, wildfires, World War III, Chernobyl 2.0, plague, murder hornets, and probably some other things we’re forgetting. If you went back in time by six months to warn yourself about how horrible 2020 was going to be, would you believe any of it? Probably not. And now that we’re months into quarantine, it feels like we’ll all be stuck in our homes forever. 

Whatever, who cares, have some memes.

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Cartoon - Mom : How are you handling lock down So well? Me: MEMES

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Photo caption - COULD YOU STOP TRYING TO KILL US 2020 FOR FIVE MINUTES???

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Text - Anna Jordan @WAPtheatre Said I wasn't going to drink today then went for a walk and saw a woman drinking a glass of wine through her living room window and thought "oh well, if she's having one"

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Headgear - F 2020 WEREA PERSON

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Text - ellie schnitt O @holy_schnitt I hope on our first day back to work we all take pictures with our outfits in front of our buildings like we're in second grade documenting the first day of school

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Cartoon - me every single night since the quarantine started STUDENT Hacks Get some rest, phone. You have a big day tomorrow.

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Text - Alyssa Limperis O @alyssalimp I feel like l'm on an airplane all| I do is eat snacks, watch movies l've already seen and drink chardonnay at 2pm

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Photo caption - Me: when will we be allowed to leave our houses again? The govt: Maybe not today, maybe.not tomorrow... but someday, and probably

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Text - Aaron Beethoven Monday at 9:30 AM . This idea of slowly re-opening has the feel of letting my Kindergarteners choose their own partners; there will be very clear directions given beforehand, lots of examples, but pretty soon we're all going to come sit back down on the carpet.

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People in nature - Everyone excited to finally be out of quarantine 2nd wave of Coronavirus

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Text - mindykaling o. Follow When people flying, going to beaches, and having parties ask why we're upset. It's just, some of us are taking this really seriously. 277,992 likes mindykaling Kelly was right on this one. ALLRT

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Cartoon - ANEWSPOST.COM Experts Are Predicting A "Record Breaking" Hurricane Season For 2020 That's another one for Apocalypse Bingo!

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Text - sloane (sipihkopiyesis) @cottoncandaddy everyone: fuck literally how could this year get any worse 2020: Bees?

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Text - Jess Dweck @TheDweck 2020 sounded like the most futuristic year and now we're all like "I traded my neighbor a handkerchief for some carrots"

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Text - Thread The face toucher @JonlsAwesomest Starting to feel really weird that we made such a big deal about 9/11. At this point we have a 9/11 every two days and have decided that's not a bad enough thing to stop people from getting haircuts. 2:19 PM · 05 May 20 · Twitter for Android 13.4K Retweets 73.8K Likes

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Text - bellsammy A A @bellsammy "Be safe and stay healthy," lasted 6 weeks. everybody back to "fuck this and fuck you."

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People - When Cinco de Mayo falls on Taco Tuesday in the middle of a pandemic named after a Mexican beer [crying] IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.

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Bee - BEES PREPARING FOR THE MURDER HORNETS CLOROX Pur imgfipeco

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Animation - Me looking up what a murder hornet is then calculating how much toilet paper to buy

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Text - April: "At least it can't get any worse" May: GIANT MURDER HORNETS

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Photo caption - FEAR OF CORONA IS ON THE DECLINE RELEASE THE MURDER HORNETS

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Face - 31/12/2020 23:59:59 31/12/2020 23:59:61

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Bird - Stay at your homes to prevent HAIRCUT! the spread I NEED A GIVE ME A HAIRCUT! HAIRCUT OR GIVE ME DEATH!

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Photo caption - TMZ O IMZ Deadly 'Murder Hornets' Make Their Way to North America @TMZ• 12h No. One crisis at a time. made with mematic

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Photo caption - Rest of the world during a pandemic: "Wash your hands, social distance, here's 85% of your normal paycheck" Americans: (Laughing) Drink some soap! JAKI

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Text - Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad My favorite part of quarantine is that we were all forced to be alone with our thoughts for a little bit and everyone was like "Absolutely not. I will learn to bake bread from scratch."

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Human - When no one told you life was gonna be this way. Your job's remote, you're broke, you're hiding from a plague. It's like you're always stuck in quarantine. You might be there a day, a week, a month or even a year.

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Cat - Close up of the murder hornets that are invading the USA

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Vertebrate - Raccoon Official Animal of the Coronavirus Pandemic Wears a mask Washes hands

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Text - In a twisted turn of events, Michael is now the most relatable character Well, I'm going through a little bit of a rough patch. The whole year, actually.

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Domestic pig - me, cautiously taking my first steps into the world after quarantine is over

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Fashion - Super fashed Emerythins THAT'S TEENAGE STEPDAD $.69 PROBABLY WHY You Feel Like FUCKING SHIT

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Text - FOOD WANK SELF НАТЕ PLAY GAMES WANK WANK AGAIN

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Text - All of us right now WHAT DAY IS IT? A. MONDAY B. TUESDAY C. 1982 D. SATURDAY

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Text - Danny Pellegrino O @DannyPellegrino "We're all just doing the best we can," is my response to literally anything right now...whether you tell me you chugged a box of wine, took a 6 hour midday nap, set up Christmas decorations in May, robbed a bank, or gave yourself bangs.

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Hair - My boss: "The lockdown is over, you can all come back to the office tomorrow" Me: Off-ice? @exorbitantmemes (confused unga bunga)

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Text - The Great American Novel Coronavir... v @postcrunk During this pandemic there are only 4 social classes: Billionaire Zoom user Essential employee Unemployed

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Cartoon - worst things that have happened in 2020- -kobe Bryant death -coronavirus -Australian fires and last but not least at all- return of 6ix9ine

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Nose - My son in 2045: "Dad, we're out of toilet paper" Me: IG @moechi2

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Video Sketch About Day One Vs. Day 50 In Quarantine Is Spot-On

This guy captured our feelings about being in isolation SO perfectly, it’s almost scary.

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Dancing Pallbearers Share Video Tribute To Medical Workers Around the World

Unless you’ve been living under a rock during lockdown, you’ve probably become familiar with the Dancing Pallbearers videos the blew up back in March. Dancing pallbearers is a bit of a culturual phenomenon in Ghana, and the memes inspired by the group have become a cultural phenomenon for the rest of the world. And with the rest of the world suffering and struggling with Covid-19, the pallbearers decided to film a message for medical workers around the globe. The dapper gents are clad in white and wearing face masks – and implore everyone to stay at home unless they want a morbid dance party of their own. It’s a sweet gesture, and while we appreciate the jovial touch they put on pallbearing –  pretty sure we all want to see a few less coffins being carried through the streets. 

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Letter-Writing Kid’s Sweet Saga With USPS Will Bring On The Feels

With much of the world feeling alienated right now, it’s nice to read happy and wholesome stories of how people are managing to connect with one another despite the isolating effects of the pandemic. Twitter user Hugh Weber took to the site with a heartwarming tale about his eleven year old daughter, Emerson. The girl has a love for writing beautiful letters, and after thanking her local mailman for his duties with a decorated message, she attracted the attention of his supervisor, Sara. The supervisor shared Emerson’s story with USPS workers all over the country, and now Emerson has a few hundred pen pals. The story is a an inspiring reminder of how important it is to maintain connections with our fellow humans – now, more than ever. It’s also a reminder that analog methods of communication can mean a hell of a lot more than a text, if you’re able to write out a real letter. 

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Text - Hugh Weber @hughweber Emerson, my 11 year old, is on a bit of a wild ride with the @USPS and our local mail carrier, Doug. And, I think there's a deeper message to it all. First, the backstory... 7:45 PM · 5/2/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Hugh Weber @hughweber Em has a serious letter writing habit. She maintains active correspondence with over a dozen of her favorite people. And, if you've been the lucky recipient of one of Em's hand decorated letters and envelopes, then you have a pretty good idea of the joy they bring. Fore THe Smtbs los

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Text - Hugh Weber @hughweber A letter from Emerson is likely to include some art, a joke or two, a mention of her younger brother, confessions of her love for Taylor Swift and enough questions to guarantee a response. 7:46 PM · 5/2/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Hugh Weber @hughweber So, when she decided to thank our mail carrier for the service he provides us, she left nothing out. In went Taylor Swift, in went the little brother, in went the jokes. Q: Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? A: Because they're really good at it. 7:46 PM 5/2/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Hugh Weber @hughweber Em wrote, "I'm Emerson. You may know me as the person that lives here that writes a lot of letters & decorated the envelopes. WellI, I wanted to thank you for taking my letters and delivering them. You are very important to me. I make people happy with my letters, but you do too." 7:46 PM 5/2/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Hugh Weber @hughweber She continued, "The reason you are very important in my life is because I don't have a phone so how else am I supposed to stay in touch with my friends? You make it possible!" 7:46 PM · 5/2/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Hugh Weber @hughweber She put it in the box, smiled when he took it & that was enough. The next day a package arrived with some stamps & two letters. Doug had shared Em's letter with his supervisor, Sara, and they both wanted to share how touched they were by her note. RITY Enre witer

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Text - Hugh Weber @hughweber Sara said that, as an essential worker, Doug might not be able to maintain regular correspondence, but she sure could. Em started writing that very afternoon. 11:34 PM · 5/3/20 · Twitter for iPad

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Text - Hugh Weber @hughweber This is when things get interesting. The next week, we got a letter address to "Mr and Mrs Weber." It seems that Sara had shared Em's note as a "Token of Thanks" in the internal newsletter for the Western US and there were some postal folks that wanted to thank her.

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Text - Dear Parents of Emerson Weber, When your daughter wrote to her letter carrier, he showed the letter to me and asked if I could respond in some way to express his gratitude and I gladly did. I wrote her back and also submitted the story to an inner USPS Newsletter. Since this happened to gain nationwide attention, there are people from many different states expressing that they would also like to write to Emerson. I wanted to let you know that she already has two letters in and more to com

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Font - Hugh Weber @hughweber Today, we saw Doug getting out of the truck with two BOXES of letters from around the country. We snapped a quick photo through the door as he and Emerson met for the first time. It was a beautiful moment on silent reciprocity.

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Text - Hugh Weber @hughweber These letters are so deeply human. They are filled with family, pets, hobbies, community and an overwhelming sense of kindness. Letter for Ereren 6 Sas. Bell 40 S Techrepls Dr S falls tManifeld S fastal Servee sestm on Maie St e Randlph ne 68rN Letta ar Emeron 4709 STEchnoplis Dr Siouy fall, SD dater fou Emu 57106 - C000 diour fast so Holma 70-anos 502 Tor Emereon Saua Bell Technopis as Bell for Emer

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Text - Hugh Weber @hughweber Because Em was fully vulnerable, they were too. Em shared jokes, so they shared jokes. Em share her brother, so every gift that was sent came in duplicate. Em shared @TaylorSwift13 and it turns out that the US Postal service is filled with lots of undercover Swifties. 1:34 AM 5/4/20 Twitter for iPad

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Text - Hugh Weber @hughweber One maintenance manager from Minnesota wanted to inspire her to start collecting stamps so he sent along two stamps of his own from the bulletin board in his office to start her collection. MINNEBOTA AHO MINNEBOTA STATO USA 20c 1982 192 20e Franklin D Roosevelt Franklin D. Roosevelt Lette Sanad B SH06

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Text - Hugh Weber @hughweber And, they sent stamps to be used as well. Stamps for her to write back. Stamps for her to write others. Stamps, stamps, stamps. (218 by Em's count.) Sld and Scenic ট়

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Text - Hugh Weber @hughweber But, there was something more in these letters. People felt seen - some for the first time in a long time. "I work alone in a small rural post office..." "My kids all live far away.." "Not a lot of people think about how hard we work..." 1:34 AM · 5/4/20 · Twitter for iPad

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Text - Hugh Weber @hughweber One wrote, "I can't tell you how much it means to read your letter.." Another, "I have a son in Kuwait and if you have a second to send him a letter he would love it." And another, "I know you can't write back to all of us, but maybe I can drop you a line from time to time?" 1:34 AM 5/4/20 · Twitter for iPad

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Text - With dozens of new pen pals, Em did what she does best. She wrote the dad. She wrote his son. She assured the secret swifties not to be embarrassed because her dad likes TSwift, too. She acknowledged that there WERE a lot of letter but that she had time. She sees them all.

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Text - Hugh Weber @hughweber It's #MentalHealthAwareness month and I want to be bold and brave like Em. We're all in a moment of physical isolation that is amplifying a real epidemic of loneliness, anxiety and depression. I've been feeling it personally since long before we locked our front door. 1:34 AM · 5/4/20 · Twitter for iPad

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Text - Hugh Weber @hughweber In the second week of quarantine, I responded to hundreds of DMs from creatives who are feeling this disconnect in a significant way. Theard from college students to senior executives who personally and professionally are stressed, worried and/or afraid. 1:34 AM - 5/4/20 · Twitter for iPad

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Text - Hugh Weber @hughweber Two weeks ago, I personally started working with a Talkspace therapist for the 1st time. For years l've travelled the country talking about relationships of influence, but Il've used that travel as an excuse not to seek the support I know I need. This pause gave me time to act. 1:34 AM · 5/4/20 · Twitter for iPad

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Text - Hugh Weber @hughweber Ihave incredible family & friends, but the truth is that I needed more. And, sending texts via an app has been the small step I needed. Moral of the story: it's the small things that matter most, friends. 1:34 AM · 5/4/20 · Twitter for iPad

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Text - Hugh Weber @hughweber Send a letter. Make a call. Practice self care. Take a step of boldness. For yourself or for others. And, thank your mail carrier (from an appropriate distance.) They are working extremely hard to keep us all connected. 1:34 AM · 5/4/20 · Twitter for iPad

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Text - Hugh Weber @hughweber And, if any of you are feeling isolated, anxious, scared or depressed, those feelings are valid. I'm feeling them, too. And, I'm here if you need me. 1:34 AM · 5/4/20 · Twitter for iPad

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Text - Hugh Weber @hughweber We weren't sure that a day could be more emotional than yesterday, but - my friends - you've topped it. We're seeing all of your replies & retweets. We're reading them aloud as a family. We're absolutely in awe of the ripples of impact that have come from one letter. #WeSeeYou 1:34 AM · 5/4/20 · Twitter for iPad

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This ‘Trump Disinfectant Remix’ Is A Serious Banger

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‘Apocalypse Bingo’ Memes Are A Checklist Of All The Horrible Things Happening In 2020

It really does seem like we keep having to check things off on a master list of hypothetical apocalyptic scenarios. First we had the Australian wildfires, then we almost got ourselves into a third world war, then a pandemic, then Chernobyl caught on fire, and the list goes on. This meme, from the movie The Emperor’s New Groove, highlights all of those horrible things while simultaneously giving us a little chuckle. After all, at this point what can we really do beside make some humor out of it?

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Cartoon - Earth's Core Could Be Leaking Heavy Iron Isotopes, New Study Reveals That's another one for Apocalypse Bingo!

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Cartoon - Chernobyl Wildfires Reignite, Stirring Up Radiation That's another one for Apocalypse Bingo!

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Cartoon - Michael 4 @hiciano_michael Me seeing #AliensExist tee trending and all these theories about the pentagon and the recently released UFOS videos That's another one for Apocalypse Bingo!

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Cartoon - waking up to an earthquake this morning like That's another one for Apocalypse Bingo!

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Cartoon - Joy @ From the Ashes Zine @imaginative joy LA: *has earthquake* LA Residents: That's another one for Apocalypse Bingo!

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Cartoon - harleyquinn14b V for Vendetta. It is the year 2020. A virus runs wild in the world, most Americans are dead, and Britain is ruled by a fascist dictator who promises security but not freedom. One man stands against him, the man named V, who moves through London like a wraith despite the desperate efforts of the police. Mar 16, 2006 frnkieroismydaddy Oh no oh fuck xi-jinping-thot For Fuck's Sake disenchanted-mona-lisa That's another one for Apocalypse Bingo!

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Cartoon - E BBC News Hundreds of billions of locusts swarm in East Africa East Africa could be on the verge of a food crisis, if swarms of locusts are not controlled. 1 month ago That's another one for Apocalypse Bingo! imgflip.com

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Text - Me seeing #AliensExist tee trending and all these theories about the pentagon and the recently released UFOS videos That's another one for Apocalypse Bingo! t7 49 261

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Cartoon - US Navy NARA RICL IR 47 L „The, Guardian OPR Z2.0 LST 1688 1688 C LTD/R. ROV- .58 25010 B DCLIR UNITED STATES Pentagon officially releases 'UFO' videos 719K views 12 hours ago Reddit: That's another one for Apocalypse Bingo! Conspiracy theorist: I knew it

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Cartoon - Science Artificial intelligence is evolving all by itself Blitzmeme69 That's another one for Apocalypse Bingo! II

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Cartoon - NASA Detects 59-Foot Asteroid That Will Intersect Earth's Orbit Tomorrow NO That's another one for Apocalypse Bingo!

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Cartoon - **Kim Jong Un Slips Into Coma** That's another one for Apocalypse Bingo!

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Cartoon - Hearing there's a radioactive forest fire outside Chernobyl That's another one for Apocalypse Bingo!

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Animation - Burning object tears through the skies of Cambridgeshire for 20 minutes before hitting the ground That's another one for Apocalypse Bingo!

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Cartoon - Hearing there's a radioactive forest fire outside Chernobyl That's another one for Apocalypse Bingo!

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Tasty Meme Treats For Humor-Deprived People

As the days blend into one another and we continue this thankless, penniless existence, there seems to be very little that makes us smile or laugh. Even binge-watching has started to lose its escapist benefits. One exception to this absolute dreary drainage of entertainment has been memes. Through thick and thin, these funny posts and tweets give us some seriously needed instant gratification. We hope they do the same for you.

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Text - Me: Nice marsupial Zookeeper: Thanks. It has pockets. ifunny.cO

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Cartoon - I GOT THE DOCTOR'S RESULTS BACK AND... I'M CANADIAN. I'M SO SORRY. SPREADING! Sıll ION HO Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net

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Text - When you go outside for more than 5 seconds Should we go back and watch Netflix Yeah

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Text - Twin Dad @TwinSurvivalist Do you have a friend, a coworker, an acquaintance who isn't acting normal? Reach out. Ask them if they are really Scott Bakula attempting to change history for the better. 12:53 PM · 9/10/18 · Twitter for iPhone

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Food - SNICKLES BRAND REALLY SATISFIES

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Headgear - Seinfeld for Millennials Supreme

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News - Somebody once told me... GEEL MERCHANT “HANDS OFF MY MACARONI" CALLTION CAT zews "HE WAS PICKING UP THE GUN, WITH HIS FINGER AND HIS THUMB RAISING UP, POINTED STRAIGHT AT HIS FOREHEAD" - EYE WITNESS MILWAUKEE PASTA BANDIT FOUND DEAD Eel

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Community - When your mom forgot her fanny pack and you have to watch the whole mudding championship without any Mountain Dew @comfysweaters

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Photo caption - I HAVE A RUSSIAN FRIEND WHO'S A SOUND TECHNICIAN BLO AND A CZECH ONE TOO CK A CZECH ONE TOO, CORAL! imgflip.com

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Facial hair - AMERICANS WHEN THEY SEE KILOMETERS PER HOUR INSTEAD OF BUDWEISER PER FREEDOM EAGLE grive ourmey *bbg flavored confusion*

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Text - Me: Why do I have to come into work? Employer: Because you're Essential.. Me: @elRyanApplegate

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Text - blank COL @mister_blank recipes in food & wine magazine be like this simple work lunch only requires quaileggs, diamond dust flour, and peruvian salted tiger jerky (you can get this from your neighborhood exotic meatsman) 12:45 PM · 3/27/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Sonya Huber @sonyahuber You're either the person in the relationship who believes food has gone bad or the person who doesn't believe expiration dates are real

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Hair - When you eat potatoes straight out of the oven without letting them cool down

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Arm - Tested positive for missing the homies

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Text - Eric Columbus @EricColumbus In most ways 2020 has been miserable. But then there's the initial statement of the mayor-elect of Wausau, Wisconsin upon learning of her victory. & Katie Rosenberg @katierosenberg 16h HOLY BALLS 23:47 13 Apr 20 Twitter for iPhone

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Internet meme - I GUESS NOW I HAVE SOME TIME FOR THAT imgflip.com

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Text - Elena Kilgore @ElenaKilgore omg cute date idea go donate blood together & save 6 lives collectively & then buy a 6 pack of wine coolers to share and get absolutely black out for $8 due to disproportionate blood to alcohol level lol

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Facial hair - If you're ever feeling down, just remember that the world is 4.5 billion years old and you exist at the same time as Tool.

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Cartoon - I MISSED! I DIED ANYWAY

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Text - well well well, if it isn't well well well, fancy meeting you here well well well, look what the cat dragged in well well well, look who finally decided to show up well well well, if it isn't fancy meeting what the cat finally decided to show up

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Text - iamthedukeofur: knightsgambit fyeahflutes: swagarolli fiutes players need to breathe flute players need to breathe flute players need to breathe fluTe PLAYERS NEED TO BREAHTE 50 Slow- eff --- slighty. soften slightly no the soften part is where the flute players begin to die off one by one Those that make it to the end of the song go on to reproduce, ensuring the next generation of flute players is stronger. This is known as Survival of the Flutist.

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Cartoon - cracking up at the difference between the US and UK versions of Dennis the Menace DENNIS! What are you doing??!! I'm bored, so I'm sawing the kitchen table in half For a laugh. 4-16 "DON'T WORRY, DAD, I'M JUST PRACTICIN FOR OUR TRIP TO THE LAKE."

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Fictional character - the-quasar-hero I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found

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Cartoon - Loading screen tips be like: MATH IS MATH People die if they are killed.o hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor Lunchtime is for unch!

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Companion dog - *gentle gasp* "Trash" JERSEY ROYS SP CHA

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Head - me: rips up my drawing cause i messed it up the guy im tattooing:

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Dog - 'I see you put some pants on. We finna go outside, or?'

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Cartoon - #325 - SPOINK IT KEEPS ITS HEART BEATING BY BOUNCING CONSTANTLY. IF IT STOPS, IT DIES. A wild Spoink! Aww look at you. You're so cute! Let's be GOOD FRIENDS..

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Text - Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt "The President didn't tell people to DRINK bleach. He suggested injecting it into their veins or lungs. With the help of a DOCTOR." -- folds arms, satisfied smile, another libtard owned

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Nose - Paraic O'Donnell @paraicodonnell Pausing to salute these baby welders who are doing their part to keep key industries running. Prorom HOADROR PAOMENKAN REUTERS

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Text - When someone says you can't be both passive aggressive and nice You're welcome. O@CreationsRoss Holding the Door Slightly Open For People 49K views 3.9K 64 Share Download Add to lolpics/scoopskipotatos

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Rat - It's been fourteen years since my boy Neil banged out the tunes, thank you, Neil, for bangin' out the tunes... Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

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Text - Ashleigh Stewart O @Ash_Stewart_ Oh god and now we have Germans to worry about Daily Mail Coronavirus simulation shows a single cough can spread germans across two supermarket aisles' 2 hours ago

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Property - NEW YORK POST New York Post @nypost Rhode Island begins door to door checks for New Yorkers fleeing coronavirus trib.al/XtA6wnn You're sheltering the New Yorkers underneath your floorboards, aren't you GIF

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Text - AT&T: You have used 75% of your data Family Group Chat 30 seconds later:

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Text - Kyle e @KylePlantEmoji Catholics: why should we make you a Saint? Patrick: I uh...I got rid of all the snakes in Ireland Catholics: ... Ireland doesn't have snakes St. Patrick: *uncorking communion wine* ya ur fuckin welcome

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Healthcare Memes For Those Working Tirelessly To Keep Us Healthy

We won’t make any further mention of that horrible thing going on in the world right now, but we do want to once again thank our heroic healthcare workers! 

It may cost a horrifying amount of money to visit the doctor here in America, but lucky for you browsing through these memes is completely free!

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Text - When I'm about to stick my patient and he asks how good I am at IVs hursesofinstagram I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. BUT IT DOESN 'T MATTER.

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Font - I KEEP SEEING MEMES COMPARING NURSES TO THE BAND ON THE THE TITANIC. FFEEL MORE LIKE A НООKER TRYING TO AVOID AN STD: ANYONE ELSE? Nurse Smith ЯГА

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Cartoon - Nightshift nurses going through the left over 'Thank you' food basket from patients' family after day shift is gone @thenursehere @nursergram

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Facial expression - Two person hoyer transfer Expectation Vs. Reality Pivot, pivot, pivot. Shut up, shutaup, shut up!

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Shoulder - WHEN THE NEXT SHIFT ROLLS OUT AND YOU REALIZE YOU GOTTA GIVE REPORT TO CATHERINE, ASKER OF 727367 IRRELEVANT QUESTIONS esnarkynurses fuck

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Text - WHEN THAT ANNOYING FAMILY ISCOMING TOWARDSTHE NURSESSTATION BEALLONTONI FabutousRN

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Face - When you finally take off your mask after a full day of retaining CO2 Nurselifern

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Text - New grads signing up for that 7K per week travel gig without reading the fine print about bringing your own PPE and the 15:1 ratio DIE BURGER @codebluememes

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Text - If a nurse is sick and another nurse nurses the nurse, can the nurse nursing the nurse nurse the nurse the way that nurse wants to be nursed?

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Home appliance - How I feel placing a foley in an obese female patient.

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Face - Me when the doctor tells the patient to just call for the nurse anytime they need anything @thenursehere @nurseselfie

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Door handle - ASSESSING A COVID-19 PATIENT LIKE.. BREATH SOUNDS ARE DISTANT made with mematic

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Text - Call lights should work like PCA pumps. There's a set specific time interval allowed between each push. somee cards user card

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Cartoon - When a patient doesn't want to cooperate with any of the medication and treatment okay, get in.

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Photo caption - Me after mixing 50 crushed meds and some free water for my patient with a g tube EBG EE Nurselifern You know, I'm something of a scientist myself

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Text - WORDS EVERY NURSE DREADS. "LTAKE MY PILLS ONE AT A TIME" NHCPS

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Text - When you mixed the seroquel with the rest of the meds in the apple sauce @humor_me_rn I pulled a little sneaky on ya

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Text - Triage nurses when patients come to the emergency department during the middle of a pandemic to complain about the toe pain they've had for the last 12 years @scrubzmemes CLUCH I don't fucking care.

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Facial expression - Medical professionals talking about disgusting stuff over a meal together

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Text - DON'T EVER LET ANYONE TREAT YOU LIKE YOU'RE AN EXPIRED 24 GAUGE BUTTERFLY IN THE THUMB. YOU'RE A #16 IN THE LEFT FOREARM WITH EXCELLENT BLOOD RETURN, YOU BEAUTIFUL BITCH. aNURSESONJA

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Elon Musk And Grimes Reportedly Named Their Baby ‘Influenza,’ Twitter Reacts

As if Grimes and Elon Musk’s kid wasn’t going to turn out weird enough already, they’ve reportedly named her “Influenza.” Pop culture news outlet Pop Base tweeted about it earlier today and Twitter has since been handing out fire reactions left and right. Of course, nothing has been confirmed yet, but we wouldn’t be all that surprised if this turns out to be 100% true. Luckily though, the truth will be revealed very soon as Grimes’ due date is on May 4th. All we can really say is, godspeed to that baby. 

Now please enjoy these incredibly entertaining reaction tweets.

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Product - Pop Base @PopBase Grimes & Elon Musk have reportedly named their child Influenza. 2:09 AM - Apr 23, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - @BabyThriver Woke up to "Influenza Musk" trending and now I have to throw the whole day away Taylee जिer Nayvie- Maylee INFLUENZA

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Child - piel @lordies influenza mae musk looks good here 2:14 AM - Apr 23, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone

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Cartoon - absolute chaos @zzzoroz .influenza.musk... a whole human named Influenza Musk? please say sike 8:49 AM - Apr 23, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone

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Text - darth caucasian @lilalbyno_ influenza musk at a diner on her fathers martian colony 6:07 AM - Apr 23, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Emily e No touchy Miller @EmilyRB Dear Grimes and Elon, 1. Vanilla Musk 2. Champagne Musk 3. Honeysuckle Musk 4. Lavender Musk 5. Sparkle Musk Any one of these. Any. But no, you're going with Influenza Musk. That's just sick. 7:24 AM · Apr 23, 2020 · Twitter for Android

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Nose - вестник всех несчастий // #savehannibal @moonzenberg influenza musk in the womb waiting to be born 0:07 21.9K views

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Text - And I oop- @beoffended_idc If Influenza Musk doesn't make their parents fund them becoming a rapper Lil Flu then what's the point?

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Face - isabel|nsfr @pinesteves 8h teacher: ok kids today we're going to study about the influenza virus the child named influenza musk looking at their classmate: 0:02 46.4K views

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Sixteen Environmental Memes To Browse Through In Honor Of Earth Day

Happy Earth Day! People may be dying everywhere from a plague right now, but at least the earth seems to be thriving? Sometimes you just have to look on the bright side and that’s all you can do. Scroll down for some (mostly cynical) memes about our beloved home planet, and let’s try to do a better job of taking care of it, starting by saying a big “f*ck you” to Nestle.

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Earth - When today is earth day but everyone is talking about Covid - 19 [sad earth noises]

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Human - Everyone normally: Everyone on Earth Day: EIR4E

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Text - I am the Lorax And I speak for the trees The trees say nothing because they're dying at an alarming rate seriously, help them

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Green - You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about THINK GREEN

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Vehicle door - When someone says they don't believ in global warming Be a lot cooler if you did

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Landmark - Due to less pollution, the mountain from paramount logo can be seen Panumaunt

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Cartoon - Today: *Is Earth Day* Everyone: This is the day where we take care of the Earth Me, knowing that should be every day: u/Supadude51 Time is an illusion that helps things make sense BM

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Landmark - We did it guys, global warming is gone NO EARTH NO HENTA PLANTATREE=SAVE LOLIS

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Cartoon - Me: You know posting "Happy Earth Day" on your story doesn't make you a good person 14 year old girls:

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Text - My boner is huge but so is my concern for global warming the earth is 2 degrees hotter than u right now

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Photo caption - When you see what humans have done to the environment my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

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Orangutan - When a human brags about the efficiency of the free market, but conveniently leaves out the efficiency at which millions of acres of rainforest are destroyed each year to support the logging and palm oil industry, resulting in the destruction of the habitat of various plants and animals all in the name of profit

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Fictional character - Nature: "Please stop destroying the Earth. Stay at home more often." Humans: "But that will be inconvenient for us." Nature: Fine. I'll do it myself.

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Earth - When people make a holiday for you yet continue to kill you: [sad earth noises]

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Adaptation - "global warming is just part of earth's natural cycles" @climatememes420 HOW TO SLAP SOMEONE THROUGH THE INTERNET

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World - Corporations on Earth Day pretending to care about the same planet they've been destroying for years bp amazon Nestlē

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