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74 Primo Marvel Memes & Posts

Quarantine is a pain in many ways. But it’s also great time to binge-watch and indulge marathons of your favorite movies. As it feels like it’s been an eternity since there were any Marvel releases (we hope we can still look forward to Black Widow) we’ve been having enjoying previous movies on Disney+. And that’s made us crave some quality Marvel memes. So we put this gigantic gallery together to satisfy our urges and to help lessen your withdrawal. We hope you enjoy it as much as we did.

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Text - brother: my teacher remembers u me: what did she say? brother: you're still her worst student me: I'm still worthy!

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Comics - JUST SO THERE'S NO HARD FEELINGS I MADE Υου A SCRAP- BOOK YOUR WORST MEMORIES O WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? HA HA... TOTALLY WORTH IT

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Text - generalgrievousdatingsim oh, so when other people go outside it's "good for their health" and “highly recommended", it's only when i do it that it's a "containment breach" and a "high-level threat to public safety and security", huh? seaofolives Source: generalgrievousdatingsim

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Hero - "Lokis' alive!" "He's up there!" "Loki, look who it is!"

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Forehead - When you were signaling Tony to use one of the stones but he used all the stones and fucking kills himself MARVEL THIELDPOSTING

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Facial expression - me: i hope loki doesn't die in infinity war them: but he's literally murdered hundreds of people me: YOU DON'T HAVE ALL THE FACTS. WHICH ARE? I LOVE HIM.

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Forehead - arvyarv I shitpost when l'm feeling down yiff-deluxe but u always shitpost birdartonline

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Facial expression - SEVEN HAS 'EVEN' IN IT YEAH SO? THAT'S ODD

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Photo caption - when you're chris pratt and your son wanted to be the other chris for halloween

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Muscle - "oh what a great idea, let's grab this hammer" "I HAVE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE"

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Cartoon - IfI can't hit you with the hammer... Then I'll hit tho hammer with youl tygermama Thanos: Creative Problem Solver

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Human - John Lennon after making a song called Working Class Hero as he makes 100s of millions of dollars I, too, am extraordinarily humble.

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Human - when my family asks why I'm still tired when I have slept late everyday of quarantine WACC that's my secret I'm always tired JUIME windummythicc75

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Photo caption - BURGER KING Dur Response to COVID-19 We are taking the coronavirus pandemic very seriously. That's why, beginning today, all Burger King employees will be required to wash their hands. A NON Hold'on, sorry *** What do you mean, "today"?

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Cat - Dank YOU

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Facial expression - Time Traveller: Hey, what type of government do you have? 19th century Frenchman: It varies from moment to moment.

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Fictional character - WILI I wasn't always like this. R FORC Me neither.

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Iron man - Skiping the first ad Me trying to watch Youtube The second ad

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Cartoon - 30 Tell him off, Strange! Assert yourself! That's my time stone Great! Now let 'im have it! You can have iH

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Text - snapmyneckandcallmeloki Peter, on a mission with Natasha: pssst Peter: Miss Natasha Peter: what do you call an undercover spider? Natasha, sighing: what? Peter, trying not to laugh: a spy-der Natasha: Source: snapmyneckandcallmeloki

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Flesh - 2 ways to come out of quarantine There's three, actually

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Text - My life in two pictures I think I did okay! [EXPLOSION]

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Flower - The Great Depression ended in 1939 People in 1938 Happy is that you?

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Album cover - When the Duracell starts to die: Gromic_facts_marvel_dc More power, rabbit!

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Facial expression - 55 O WION • 2 MIN READ Kim Jong-un deliberately faked his death to expose traitors in his circle: R... everyone who celebrated: We're all gonna die! TMESAN

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Facial expression - I need to call the doctor which doctor? No, the regular kind

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Text - whoopace-kosi FOLLOW Steve, being Righteous and Patriotic: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same. Natasha: [with her mouth full] Kill two. #steve: *glares* #nat: just saying

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Fashion - Loki: I swear I left him right here. Thor: Right here on the sidewalk, or right there where the building is being demolished? Great planning.

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Photo caption - Christians: Jesus is the reason for the season Atheists: IS HE, THOUGH? made on imgu

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Movie - Alright, coming to you. Keep up, old manl Nobody would know. Nobody. The last I saw him, an Ultron was sitting on him. Yeah, he'll be missed, that quick little bastard. I miss him already. marvelgiffactory The fact that Joss said these lines were all Jeremy makes this scene even better jrbarton When an actor is cut for a character, there you have proof e

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Comics - HA HA, LOOK HOW MUCH YOU STAND OUT!

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Facial expression - Orealityavengers "Don't forget your umbrella." "Oh, right." *crashing sounds* *crashing sounds* "crashing sounds* "Sorry."

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Cartoon - BANNER! IT'S ME! YOU REMEMBER ME.. RIGHT? HULK-0-VIŠION NO PHAMMER HULK O-VISION WHY ARE YOU SMILING LIKE THAT

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Comics - What'll it be,sir? (Yeah, 'll take a- HAPPYMEAL Tasha wants one too. WANT TR 15TGGEST Of MACS Barton you're a grown man. okay, So 2-THOR! INSIDE UOKCE! 2EROS CUNT! SHUT UP! fOR ASCARD! Chicken tenders. Sweet sauce all aver my loody Salad, Tony oh and 8 orders of Chicken and a- Salad? really Cap? nuggets, Tony .. wth a dict Coke

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Captain america - When I finally find out who is responsible for my low GPA Oh you gotta be shitting me.

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Text - when you get called to the principals office and see your friend already in there I've never met this man in my life.

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Photo caption - Customer: I'll have the usual Me: SUBWAY I've never met this man in my life

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Collage - Ile Who's a better superhero;, Thor or Loki? Lten THOR! Enterta Why would you say that? Entertai Because he çan knock people down with just his hammer. Entertain See? Who needs a hammer? i'didlit with my bare hands.

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Cartoon - ReaD This literature like it. Ihaak ANOhE S READ HORSES nttp://onacontumbir.com/

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Photo caption - thor dissociating completely is the biggest mood

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Fictional character - You know Thor? Yeah. Tall guy, not that good looking.

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Organism - When you're having a threesomewith your friend and his girlfriend and he starts putting his dick in your ass Peter! Stop! Stop! It's me!

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Fictional character - A man dressed as Spider-Man is on a robbery spree in NYC. trib.al/wFqZwjv DAILYBUGLE HERO MENACE?

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Cartoon - WE DID IT, WE TIME TRAVELED! # 101 LET ME ASK THAT WOMAN OVER THERE BUT TO WHAT YEAR? UthejusticeAvenger I'm looking for Doctor Stephen Strange WE ARE IN 2012 You are about five years too early SRGRAFO

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Text - peterssquill peter parker: holy sHIT YOU'RE- bruce banner, sighing: yes, I'm the hu- peter parker: THE MOST RENOWNED SCIENTIST OF THE GENERATION arachnid-abomination Bruce Banner, voice cracking about to cry: th-thanks Source: peterssquill

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Photo caption - Steve & Wanda "Bedroom" Scene | Captain America Civil War (2016).. You and I remember Civil War very differently

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Text - Me: send nudes Her: LMAO I know you're not that kind of guy Me: @hollywoodsquares I AM THO

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Text - When someone tells me to just "be happy Me My Brain He can't do it on command! Srunny.ce

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Fictional character - Government: Work from Home Iron Man: m AVELDUS PICS

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Cartoon - OK GUYS, JUST ACT NORMAL (STAB) WHY'D YOU DO THAT?! HE SAID ACT NORMAL

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Fictional character - The Rest of the World You peoplo have issues. Of course I have issues. HK That's my freakin' father!

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Squirrel - A Squirrel Stopped This Woman For Help And Led Her To Its Injured Baby Because thats what heroes do

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Text - Me when the government tells me that the quarantine is over: What's it like out there? I mean... Do people still dance? Are food trucks still a thing?

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Text - tiredsciencebro I just saw Ragnork for the 3rd time and this was all I could think of during the scene when Loki and Thor are in New York looking for Odin: Presumably, Tony and the other Avengers are keeping an eye out for sightings of Thor and Hulk. Scanning the internet, news, social media etc for any sign that their friends are alive/back on earth. So imagine how confused they are when 1 selfie of Thor in casual clothes on a random New York street pops up on twitter with no explanation

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Photo caption - One Day You'll Be The Best Thing To Ever Happen To nide a balanced diet THOUGHTCATALOG.COM R n den eret that Someone No, I don't think i will

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Text - When you look forward in the future and see Thanos is actually right so you give him the time stone

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Hair - You: Mom, I'm sick. Thermometer: He's sick. Doctor: He's sick. Mom: Is he, though?

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Movie - WE'RE GOING TO BE MEN IN BLACK NOW. WHAT IS THAT FOR? BUT EVERYONE WILL REMEMBER WE'RE IN THOR 3 TOGETHER AND MAKE MEMES ABOUT US. NOT IF WE DO THIS. ewegiveyouthecrcep eeps

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Text - My gf's father: So you'll get my daughter home right after the prom, right? Me: Your optimism is misplaced, ass guardian

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Cartoon - | KNOW IT'S YOU LOKI You WONIT FOOL ME AGA IN, BROTHER AGISSEU

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Fictional character - People's lives on social media "Fake!" Gheros ig the geek strikes back

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Facial hair - Them: I wish I had the body of a god. Me: @j3nj3nblnks

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Face - cuddleslutloki imagine if the asgardians knew it was loki and not odin bc odin suddenly stopped losing his temper over dumb shit and was behaving more like frigga so they were like "oh, loki, it's gotta be" cuddleslutloki "we told him one of the lesser colonies began a revolution and declared independence and all he did was drink an entire glass of wine and say 'good for them' and then he wrote another play" trickerydickerydock Thor: Look, Odin was Loki the whole time! Asgardians:

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Movie - drug kingpin that caused the crack epidemic CIA Ronald Reagan No. It can't be.

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Organism - When you do your homework just before class but then change the date

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Text - spicyspidey ... Why does Peter Parker in Infinity War always look like he walked onto the wrong set and has no idea what's going on @spicyspidey View all ts tomholland2013 Because I had no idea what was going on e

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Text - How it feels like after I have charged all my electronic devices to 100% @comic facts marvel_dc

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Hair - You look tired, Peter. The future hasn't been kind to you, has it?

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Captain america - FIRST LOOK AT CAPTAINAMERICA OMG! SOME BLACK MAN JUST STOLE CAPTAIN'S SHIELD PAEL

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Superhero - I am inevitable. MARVEL OTEI TUSTING So... You thought you were inevitable.

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Photo caption - Man Runs lnto Burning Building To Save His Dog by dogtime Because that's what heroes do

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Font - - Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good

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Movie - is Footloose' still the greatest movie in history? it nevèr was @leonardo.blazekcardini CIVIL WAR

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Assorted Memes To Lighten Things Up

When things get heavy, we like to turn to humor to remind us that everything is temporary and there’s always something to smile about. Wherever you’re reading this, whenever you’re reading this, we hope that these memes and shitposts help improve your mood. We all need a little perking up every once in a while.

When things get heavy, we like to turn to humor to remind us that everything is temporary and there’s always something to smile about. Wherever you’re reading this, whenever you’re reading this, we hope that these memes and shitposts help improve your mood. We all need a little perking up every once in a while.

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‘What The Hell Happened Here’ Memes Are For Situations That Leave You With Questions

We’ve been big on reactions memes lately, and the fact that this one involves the Marvel Cinematic Universe brings a smile to our faces. The format features Ant-Man (Paul Rudd) saying “What the hell happened here?” after discovering that half of all life on Earth had been reduced to dust by Thanos. The meme, which is sourced from Avengers: Endgame is generally paired with screen shots or photos that leave us with a lot of questions. Think ominous warnings and rules, like “Do not molest the ducks.” We’ve put together some classic iterations of the meme, but you can learn more over at Know Your Meme. This one’s gonna be around for a long time. 

We’ve been big on reactions memes lately, and the fact that this one involves the Marvel Cinematic Universe brings a smile to our faces. The format features Ant-Man (Paul Rudd) saying “What the hell happened here?” after discovering that half of all life on Earth had been reduced to dust by Thanos. The meme, which is sourced from Avengers: Endgame is generally paired with screen shots or photos that leave us with a lot of questions. Think ominous warnings and rules, like “Do not molest the ducks.” We’ve put together some classic iterations of the meme, but you can learn more over at Know Your Meme. This one’s gonna be around for a long time. 

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Funky Memes To Get Your Weekend Going

Congratulations, you’ve officially made it to the weekend. Now all you have to do is make it count. We’re proponents of using this time to do stuff like binge-watch television and looking at memes without feeling even a modicum of guilt. And we are more than happy to help you do that with hefty batch of memes.

Congratulations, you’ve officially made it to the weekend. Now all you have to do is make it count. We’re proponents of using this time to do stuff like binge-watch television and looking at memes without feeling even a modicum of guilt. And we are more than happy to help you do that with hefty batch of memes.

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Chuckle-worthy Memes For When You Need Humorous Relief

What do we want?

Memes

When do we want them? 

All the damn time! 

This batch of memes has it all: Marvel memes, relatable attacks on our lives, and a whole lot of Simpsons shitposts. Even better? It’s a long weekend so you don’t have to feel guilty about messin’ around.

What do we want?

Memes

When do we want them? 

All the damn time! 

This batch of memes has it all: Marvel memes, relatable attacks on our lives, and a whole lot of Simpsons shitposts. Even better? It’s a long weekend so you don’t have to feel guilty about messin’ around.

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Assorted Memes That Might Tickle Your Fancy

Ever heard of the phenomenon of the “Sunday Scaries?” You’ve probable felt them. That feeling of existential dread on Sunday when the reality of Monday seems to be lurking over your shoulder. That unshakable feeling that permeates your bones to the point of not being able to enjoy your last moments of freedom before another hellish workweek. Some of you won’t have to deal with that (thanks, President’s Day) but these memes are for the rest of you. 

Ever heard of the phenomenon of the “Sunday Scaries?” You’ve probable felt them. That feeling of existential dread on Sunday when the reality of Monday seems to be lurking over your shoulder. That unshakable feeling that permeates your bones to the point of not being able to enjoy your last moments of freedom before another hellish workweek. Some of you won’t have to deal with that (thanks, President’s Day) but these memes are for the rest of you. 

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Pleasurable Memes To Help You Fend Off The Ennui

Happy Wednesday, y’all. If the fact that it’s hump day isn’t helping you keep your chin up, we’ve got some treats headed your way. And don’t worry, these digital treats are completely calorie-free. These funny memes and tasty tweets are here to put some pep in your step, whether you’re a Marvel fan, a Dungeons & Dragons nerd, or just need some amusing pics to waste that time. May the memes be with you.

Happy Wednesday, y’all. If the fact that it’s hump day isn’t helping you keep your chin up, we’ve got some treats headed your way. And don’t worry, these digital treats are completely calorie-free. These funny memes and tasty tweets are here to put some pep in your step, whether you’re a Marvel fan, a Dungeons & Dragons nerd, or just need some amusing pics to waste that time. May the memes be with you.

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Random Memes For Anyone Who Might Need Them

Some people turn to memes when they’re bored. Others peruse ’em when they’re avoiding responsibilities. A whole lot of people look at memes when they’re feeling depressed or anxious. And every one of these reasons is completely valid. So whether you need these funny pics to brighten your day or just to waste your time, we’ve got you covered. There’s something here for everyone.

Some people turn to memes when they’re bored. Others peruse ’em when they’re avoiding responsibilities. A whole lot of people look at memes when they’re feeling depressed or anxious. And every one of these reasons is completely valid. So whether you need these funny pics to brighten your day or just to waste your time, we’ve got you covered. There’s something here for everyone.

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Twenty-Nine Amusing Memes Because You’re Worth It

We shouldn’t just be rewarded for big accomplishments. Here at Memebase, we think people should be rewarded for the little and thankless things we tackle every day. Did you answer the phone when your mom called? You deserve a pat on the back. Pick up coffee for your coworker who annoys the sh*t out of you? You definitely deserve some recognition. To thank you for all those little things that pile up, we’ve put together this gallery of memes. Keep fighting the good fight. We see you.

We shouldn’t just be rewarded for big accomplishments. Here at Memebase, we think people should be rewarded for the little and thankless things we tackle every day. Did you answer the phone when your mom called? You deserve a pat on the back. Pick up coffee for your coworker who annoys the sh*t out of you? You definitely deserve some recognition. To thank you for all those little things that pile up, we’ve put together this gallery of memes. Keep fighting the good fight. We see you.

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Thirty Random Memes For The Bored And Disillusioned

We’re all human. We need ways to cool our jets and blow off steam. One of our preferred methods is perusing tasty relatively fresh memes.Scrolling through moderately amusing content reminds us that there’s some humor in this dark and disturbing world. And we hope these memes help your realize the same. 

We’re all human. We need ways to cool our jets and blow off steam. One of our preferred methods is perusing tasty relatively fresh memes.Scrolling through moderately amusing content reminds us that there’s some humor in this dark and disturbing world. And we hope these memes help your realize the same. 

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Pointless Memes For Boredom Incineration

Every day we’re getting closer to Thanksgiving gluttony and insanity. And every day we’re suffering from painful distraction, trying desperately to focus on the work we’re supposed to get done in preparation for the holiday. But you know what? It’s okay to give into your meme-cravings every so often. Especially if they’re all that’s keeping you together.

Every day we’re getting closer to Thanksgiving gluttony and insanity. And every day we’re suffering from painful distraction, trying desperately to focus on the work we’re supposed to get done in preparation for the holiday. But you know what? It’s okay to give into your meme-cravings every so often. Especially if they’re all that’s keeping you together.

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Thirty Tasty Meme Treats For Your Leisure Time Scrolling

The weekend is our time. Time to say f*ck the man, time to do whatever the hell we want. That could mean mowing the lawn, going out with friends, risking your life while seeing Joker or just scrolling through memes. If you choose the latter option, we’ve definitely got you covered with this gallery. 

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Hilarious Yet Completely Unnecessary Film Details (17 Tweets)

If you haven’t been following the Shitty Film Details Twitter account, you’re technically not missing out at all. It’s chock full of largely useless and sometimes completely fabricated film facts that won’t do you any favors at trivia night. But since we spend the day scrolling mindlessly through memes, we kind of dig this uselessness. Maybe you will, too. 

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Frivolous Memes To Satisfy Your Time-Wasting Pursuits

It may only be Monday (well, it’s almost over) but we’re already in maximum procrastination mode. This big ol’ batch of memes will help you waste time, shirk your responsibilities, or just scroll away the pain of having to suffer through another week of work. You’re welcome.

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Supremely Stupid Sh*tposts That Won’t Add Meaning To Your Life

TGIF, y’all! We’ve made it through another hellish week, but guess what? That simply doesn’t matter. That’s not just the nihilist in us, talking, either. The world seems to be crumbling around us and there’s pretty much nothing we can do to stop it. So why not peruse some stupid memes

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Fifty Random Memes & Tweets For The Supremely Bored

As the week starts to come to a close, our patience, brain power, and focus seem to wane. That’s why it’s important to take break from your nagging responsibilities and indulge in fun. Preferably in the form of random memes and goofy tweets. Just trust us on this one.

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Dank & Nerdy Memes Fresh From The Meme-Press

If you’re a fan of “nerd-sh*t” like the Marvel cinematic universe, Star Wars, or Lord of the Rings, you’ll definitely find some pleasure in these memes. From current events-related jokes (RIP Spider-Man) to all-around relatable humor, these memes have something for everyone. Well, everyone as into these fandoms as we are. 

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Hot & Spicy Dank Memes Fresh Out Of The Oven

If you’re looking for fresh memes that are a little spicier than most, you’ve come to the right place. We’ve put together some of the spicier memes from the r/dankmemes subreddit together so you don’t have to hunt these memes down when you could just be scrolling. You’re welcome.

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Funny Pics With Just A Dash Of Spice (23 Memes)

This hustle-happy society is starting to wear us down. Sure, it’s not healthy to spend your entire day looking at memes. But all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. It’s perfectly AOK to take a break from slaving away to peruse some funny memes. And we’re more than happy to provide you with ’em. 

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Freshly Plucked Memes To Help You Procrastinate (25 Memes)

As Monday morphs into Tuesday, let us give the middle finger to our responsibilities and slack off for a little while. These freshly harvested memes combine a whole lot of our favorite things: the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Lord of the Rings, and more than a little bit of self-deprecating relatability. Have at ’em.

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Entertaining Memes & Tweets For The Perpetually Bored (30 Images)

Sundays are weird. On one hand, you want to make the most of your last day of weekend freedom. On the other hand, you don’t want to exert yourself so much that Monday sucks more than it inevitably will. The key to making the most of “the lord’s day” is doing something that makes you happy but requires little to no energy. Memes are a great way to toe that line between fun and laziness, and we’re serving up an extra large batch of them bad boys for your viewing pleasure. 

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Dank Star Wars Memes For The Die-Hard Fans

There are some memes that just NEVER get old, and Star Wars memes (whether they’re prequel or sequel memes) definitely fall into that category. These examples are particularly dank, with some extra fresh memes mixed in. Chances are that even if you’re not the nerdiest fan, there will be more than a few jokes for you to chuckle at.

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Spider-Man Could Be Leaving The Marvel Universe, Memers React With Disappointment

Deadline reported yesterday that Disney (who owns the Marvel cinematic universe) and Sony had failed to reach an agreement regarding the distribution of income for future Marvel Spider-Man installations – which basically means that Marvel Studios’ Kevin Feige would not be attached to any future Spider-Man films. Much to the dismay of fans, this also means there may not be any more Marvel-produced Spidey films. The developments have received criticism from fans and media outlets alike, resulting in fans creating some seriously disappointed memes. We’re trying not to get too freaked out by the news, as nothing is permanent. But we’re definitely not looking forward to another Spidey-verse. Hasn’t the kid been through enough? 

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Quality Memes That Won’t Leave You Bored (25 Images)

Y’all deserve a serious pat on the back for making it through Terrible Tuesday. Or perhaps a Popeyes chicken sandwich, since that’s what everyone is talking about. Whether you decide to indulge in fast food or physical rewards, these memes will make low-calorie way of lifting your mood after a boring day or even one that feels as though it were spawned in hell

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