Dietary Restriction

Anyone else not even tried to learn to cook? We all have to eat at home, but still just eating cans of beans and hot dogs while watching our friends showoff the fancy stuff they cooked on instagram? Follow @lamebook on instagram and I promise we won’t cooking-shame you!

Anyone else not even tried to learn to cook? We all have to eat at home, but still just eating cans of beans and hot dogs while watching our friends showoff the fancy stuff they cooked on instagram? Follow @lamebook on instagram and I promise we won’t cooking-shame you!

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Message In An Aisle

Finding random shopping lists is always fun. Like, “who needs onions and raisins? Sicko.” Always assume it’s for one meal! Cool, well, please follow @lamebook on instagram and checkout my Onion ‘N Raisin Muffins! Sorry, we’re losing it during this quarantine.

Finding random shopping lists is always fun. Like, “who needs onions and raisins? Sicko.” Always assume it’s for one meal! Cool, well, please follow @lamebook on instagram and checkout my Onion ‘N Raisin Muffins! Sorry, we’re losing it during this quarantine.

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Secret Sauce

Does anyone else think exercising at home feels weird? Like, I don’t want to sweat on the rug. Honestly, all exercising feels gross, but it’s especially gross. It’s no sweat to follow @lamebook on instagram! (Sorry, that pun was terrible)

Does anyone else think exercising at home feels weird? Like, I don’t want to sweat on the rug. Honestly, all exercising feels gross, but it’s especially gross. It’s no sweat to follow @lamebook on instagram! (Sorry, that pun was terrible)

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Attempts that Careened Into a Ditch of Failure

Life is a series of various attempts. Whatever you’re doing, it starts with a try. You might be trying to make a point online, or trying to make a nice sign for your place of business. You might be trying to ride a bike or relate to your fans. Sometimes these attempts hit the ground with the sound of failure.

Life is a series of various attempts. Whatever you’re doing, it starts with a try. You might be trying to make a point online, or trying to make a nice sign for your place of business. You might be trying to ride a bike or relate to your fans. Sometimes these attempts hit the ground with the sound of failure.

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Wonderfully Unprofessional “Not My Job” Moments

When people decide a particular task is above or below their pay grade or not their responsibility, you get some interesting moments out of the deal. You get manholes in sandboxes, completely unusable fans, and newspaper headlines like “Headline Goes Here.” It’s like people are built to fail at their one job and create some masterfuldesign failures.

When people decide a particular task is above or below their pay grade or not their responsibility, you get some interesting moments out of the deal. You get manholes in sandboxes, completely unusable fans, and newspaper headlines like “Headline Goes Here.” It’s like people are built to fail at their one job and create some masterfuldesign failures.

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It’s Birbon Time (Eleven Important Birb Vids)

Add these birb vids to the archive! They shall go down in history! 

What makes birds so enjoyable to watch? The weird sounds? Those big googly-like eyes? Their bizarre antics that us humans cannot simply understand?

Probably all of those reasons and more. Birds are just so odd and we don’t see enough of them… time to change that! 

Add these birb vids to the archive! They shall go down in history! 

What makes birds so enjoyable to watch? The weird sounds? Those big googly-like eyes? Their bizarre antics that us humans cannot simply understand?

Probably all of those reasons and more. Birds are just so odd and we don’t see enough of them… time to change that! 

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Tales of Extreme Stinginess

We personally have done some ridiculously inconvenient things to save not enough money. When you realize that you’re spending 3 hours and gas money to go to a store the next town over save three dollars on apple juice, it really makes you reevaluate how much your time is worth. That said, we love a deal and here are stories of people’s sketchy cheap buys that ended up being their best purchases. On the other side there are people who try to bully and swindle people out of their dollars or complain over the contents of a dollar taco, and those entitled people need to pack up their rotten attitudes.

We personally have done some ridiculously inconvenient things to save not enough money. When you realize that you’re spending 3 hours and gas money to go to a store the next town over save three dollars on apple juice, it really makes you reevaluate how much your time is worth. That said, we love a deal and here are stories of people’s sketchy cheap buys that ended up being their best purchases. On the other side there are people who try to bully and swindle people out of their dollars or complain over the contents of a dollar taco, and those entitled people need to pack up their rotten attitudes.

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Cat Logic When It Comes To Love (Video)

Love is complicated. And you can’t spell complicated without CAT.

How do cats express their love? Well, in many ways such as: rubbing up against you, love bites, walking in between your legs as you walk, etc.

What’s a way your cat expresses their love?

Love is complicated. And you can’t spell complicated without CAT.

How do cats express their love? Well, in many ways such as: rubbing up against you, love bites, walking in between your legs as you walk, etc.

What’s a way your cat expresses their love?

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Mega Doggo Collection For A Fantastic Week

Sometimes, you just need a mega dose of doggos to get your day–nay, to get your week rolling.

And we’ve got that here for you! Wholesome doggos, funny doggos, cute as heckin’ heck doggos — you name it!

So raise your coffee mug and toast with us, to this new week and hopefully some good news will come along with it! 

That’s what these pups below would believe, anyways. Who are we to disagree with pup logic? Stay positive, people! 

Sometimes, you just need a mega dose of doggos to get your day–nay, to get your week rolling.

And we’ve got that here for you! Wholesome doggos, funny doggos, cute as heckin’ heck doggos — you name it!

So raise your coffee mug and toast with us, to this new week and hopefully some good news will come along with it! 

That’s what these pups below would believe, anyways. Who are we to disagree with pup logic? Stay positive, people! 

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Absurd Individuals Who Believe They’re Utter Geniuses

When the internet becomes a place for people to share their true feelings about things, you start to get a whole lot of people who truly feel that they’re unmatched geniuses whose thoughts are so vast and comprehensive that that they might as well have telekinetic powers. Maybe they’re right, maybe they are truly blessed with supreme knowledge. And they use that knowledge to mostly make snide Youtube comments and smear the internet with their bragging.

When the internet becomes a place for people to share their true feelings about things, you start to get a whole lot of people who truly feel that they’re unmatched geniuses whose thoughts are so vast and comprehensive that that they might as well have telekinetic powers. Maybe they’re right, maybe they are truly blessed with supreme knowledge. And they use that knowledge to mostly make snide Youtube comments and smear the internet with their bragging.

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Group Chat Accidentally Texts Foreign Stranger for a Year

It only dawned on this group that they might have the wrong number when their friend mentioned that he felt lonely and wondered why no one texted him. Turns out they’d been texting a foulmouthed total stranger the whole time. For a wholesome mistake that went on way too long, here’s a story of a woman who mistakenly thought a random office was a dog daycare for months.

It only dawned on this group that they might have the wrong number when their friend mentioned that he felt lonely and wondered why no one texted him. Turns out they’d been texting a foulmouthed total stranger the whole time. For a wholesome mistake that went on way too long, here’s a story of a woman who mistakenly thought a random office was a dog daycare for months.

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OwlKitty Parody’s Netflix’s ‘The Witcher’ (Video

Toss a cat to your Witcher! Oh valley of plenty!

What better way to distract ourselves than to immerse ourselves in the world of OwlKitty? Truthfully, we can think of nothing better. 

Thanks for the laughs, OwlKitty! Who know ‘The Witcher’ would be so magical with you in it? 

Toss a cat to your Witcher! Oh valley of plenty!

What better way to distract ourselves than to immerse ourselves in the world of OwlKitty? Truthfully, we can think of nothing better. 

Thanks for the laughs, OwlKitty! Who know ‘The Witcher’ would be so magical with you in it? 

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How to Spend a Million Dollars on your Cat

With the world going in a frenzy to get a well stock supply of that hot commodity we call toilet paper, many with cats forgot a very golden rule…Hide the precious and expensive load before your cat gets to it because one thing is for certain, Cats do not care about your precious toilet paper! 

Need more fun videos? Cheezburger’s Youtube Channel is full of them!

With the world going in a frenzy to get a well stock supply of that hot commodity we call toilet paper, many with cats forgot a very golden rule…Hide the precious and expensive load before your cat gets to it because one thing is for certain, Cats do not care about your precious toilet paper! 

Need more fun videos? Cheezburger’s Youtube Channel is full of them!

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Weird and Dumb Design Fails That Don’t Make The Cut

No matter how you slice it, there will always be people and things failing at their one job. And we’re glad that people’s constant design fails give us a world full of shirts, signs and products featuring nonsensical ramblings and accidental filthy creepiness .

No matter how you slice it, there will always be people and things failing at their one job. And we’re glad that people’s constant design fails give us a world full of shirts, signs and products featuring nonsensical ramblings and accidental filthy creepiness .

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Jerkbag Gives Server Ultimatum, Ends Up Paying for 25 Beers

If you’re gonna be really serious to your server and demand that they bring you a beer with every passing, then get ready for your wallet to explode. It’s hard to tell what this guy’s goal was, but his words were the nails in the coffin. The service industry is at times lawless and full of characters, so you get a lot out of tales from servers who have seen it all.

If you’re gonna be really serious to your server and demand that they bring you a beer with every passing, then get ready for your wallet to explode. It’s hard to tell what this guy’s goal was, but his words were the nails in the coffin. The service industry is at times lawless and full of characters, so you get a lot out of tales from servers who have seen it all.

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Cat’s Daily Routine While in Quarantine

For many of us, these days in quarantine mean a major change in our entire daily routines. For our beloved cats, however, it’s a day like any other day. Well, with a few exceptions—like trying to figure out why the heck we’re at home for so long, what’s with this handwashing and why on earth do we have so many toilet paper rolls at home?!

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For many of us, these days in quarantine mean a major change in our entire daily routines. For our beloved cats, however, it’s a day like any other day. Well, with a few exceptions—like trying to figure out why the heck we’re at home for so long, what’s with this handwashing and why on earth do we have so many toilet paper rolls at home?!

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Employee Gets Ant Revenge On Office Food Thief

There’s nothing quite like the satisfaction of catching someone red handed, and deeply humiliating or inconveniencing them in the process. We’ve seen a guy get satisfying padlock revenge on gym thief as well as habanero cake revenge on food stealing roommates. This one, however, uses fear.

There’s nothing quite like the satisfaction of catching someone red handed, and deeply humiliating or inconveniencing them in the process. We’ve seen a guy get satisfying padlock revenge on gym thief as well as habanero cake revenge on food stealing roommates. This one, however, uses fear.

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A Smattering of Puns to Fill the Pun Void

Honestly we’re not sure if we even love or hate puns. These clever jokes and witty jokes just kind of exist. Some puns satiate our wordplay cravings while others just make us mad. Some make us feel smart for liking them, others make us feel stupid. They’re just never going away.

Honestly we’re not sure if we even love or hate puns. These clever jokes and witty jokes just kind of exist. Some puns satiate our wordplay cravings while others just make us mad. Some make us feel smart for liking them, others make us feel stupid. They’re just never going away.

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Absurd Things People Said In Complete Seriousness

Most of us have been in a situation where we’ve laughed at the wrong time. Maybe someone gave you outlandish news, or said something so completely stupid that anyone with decent social skills would assume that they’re joking. These people were not joking. You remember those moments when someone says something dumb and you just laugh at them. For some sweet failure, here are classic facepalm moments of dumbness.

Most of us have been in a situation where we’ve laughed at the wrong time. Maybe someone gave you outlandish news, or said something so completely stupid that anyone with decent social skills would assume that they’re joking. These people were not joking. You remember those moments when someone says something dumb and you just laugh at them. For some sweet failure, here are classic facepalm moments of dumbness.

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Adorable Doggo Has Some Fun With an Ice Cube

What do you get when you add an adorable little doggy and a very (abnormal) ice cube? An amazingly entertaining video of utter cuteness! 

And if you were wondering where you could find even more animal videos… than look no further, Cheezburger’s Youtube Channel has it covered!

What do you get when you add an adorable little doggy and a very (abnormal) ice cube? An amazingly entertaining video of utter cuteness! 

And if you were wondering where you could find even more animal videos… than look no further, Cheezburger’s Youtube Channel has it covered!

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