Florida School District’s Reopening Plan Is Surreal AF

Kids start school again in just a few weeks and things are not looking good. Let’s just say, we’re really glad that we’re not in school anymore…

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The Perfect Venn Diagram Doesn’t Exi-

Funny Tumblr meme depicting a Venn diagram with "starting a fight," "petting a dog," and "consoling a child"

Why does it all work so well

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Well Gosh Darn It

Funny meme that about a dad purposefully breaking his kid's toy so that it doesn't make annoying noises anymore Sarcastically Surprised Kirk | Kid: [sobbing] Something happened to my toy, Daddy! It's not making sounds any more! You:

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What Is This ‘Happy’ You Speak Of?

Funny tweet about a kid who tells his teacher that he wants to be happy when he grows up; teacher says to parents, "We need to talk about your son's unrealistic expectations"

Happiness isn’t real.

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C’mon MOM

Funny meme that reads, "When you go to the store with your mom and she sees someone she knows and starts talking to them" above a photo of a guy sleeping in a department store

I’m bored out of my mind here!

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Video Sketch About Quarantine With A Middle Schooler Is Hilariously Accurate

Middle school-aged kids are the worst, so this whole video really checks out.

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Stop Asking Me

Funny dank Bernie Sanders meme about parents who ask their kids for grandchildren | parents : sex is bad also parents 23 years later : i am once again asking you for Grandchild.

Why are parents like this…

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Kid Pranks His Mom By Giving ‘Toy Story 3’ A Morbid Ending

“What does it feel like to have trolls for kids?”

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Mommy Group Facebook Posts That Range From Cringey To Full Karen

As younger people abandon Facebook for Instagram and TikTok, it seems like we’re more aware of all the crazies that frequent the social networking site. Some of the best places to find unhinged and ignorant people are mommy/parenting groups. There’s an overwhelming number of Covid-19 nonbelievers, people who do extremely weird sh*t with breast milk, and of course – lots of talk of essential oils. If the children are our future, and they’re being raised by these people, we might be more screwed than we thought. 

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Text - Yesterday at 4:26 PM • A When having an unassisted birth if something goes wrong do you call an ambulance ? Also how long do you wait to call the ambulance, I'm a dog midwife so if the dog doesn't push the second pup out within 4 hours you take her in to the emergency vet. So like is there anything with humans ?

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Text - 2:28 facebook So thinking a protest to open playgrounds in is needed...anyone else agree? I am not want to start things like this but come on...the least affected by Covid but forced out of all activities. They are not planning opening playgrounds until July 1 and maybe not even then! Our kids need outside play and other cities around us have opened. I know I can easily take my kids to other playgrounds but we rely on walking to them. We as parents should be the ones to decide what is saf

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Text - this is just absurd. I want all adults to get exercise and am all for it. But if there's one thing this Mama Bear has had enough of during this situation, it's the KIDS being robbed of their rights because they don't have a voice. Adults who are allowed to go to restaurants and grocery stores and work and lap swim could also be the highest risk people for covid, while the extremely extremely low risk kids are punished and not allowed to do the low risk and healthy life-giving activities t

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Text - I currently have covid 19 and I'm 15 weeks. But my symptoms were not bad at all, and I'm actually back at work even though I'm positive and me and baby are just fine 47m Like Reply

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Text - Replies Children under 12 shouldn't wear a mask, especially under 5. The mask truly doesn't help anyways and restricts their airways! Don't waste your time. Maybe tell your children they are super heroes who don't have to wear one because the rest are villains. Or something funny. Lol 18 9h Like that is what I was thinking! He wants to wear it which I find funny but I like your idea! 9h Like Agreed with all of this! 8h Like 2

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Text - 23:26 tacebook 9+ 21 23 hrs Facebook Mentions So... I am the meanest mom ever... Like... Ever. Took the kids to Dairy Queen after dinner. They ordered their dessert choices and we waited about 5 minutes for them to call out our number. The young lady (maybe 17) handed each child their ice cream. Not one looked her in the eye. Not one said thank you. Not to her, not to me... So I waited. I counted to 10 in my head as they dug into their ice cream and the young lady just looked at me (proba

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Text - Does anyone have any solid research on using essential oils for toddlers? My son's OCD is becoming a huge struggle for him and I would so much rather try something natural over medicating like his pediatrician is pushing for. But I feel like everything I'm seeing for oils under the age of 6/7 is so conflicting! Any tips on where to find good info? O Like Comment

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Text - I hope NO store MAKES me wear a mask. I am sorry but with my medical problems I REFUSE to wear a mask. A mask will make me MUCH sicker. I talked to an employee the other day in Wal-mart and she told me since wearing a mask she now has dizzy spells and headaches. She said she has been MUCH sicker wearing a mask. I told her it is because she probably can't breathe in the darn thing. O

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Finger - 9 hrs · 9 Hi guys , sorry about the pic. I was wondering if something like this (silicone rubber) could be used as an arm made with a shoulder for children that are forced to vaccinate, thoughts?

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Text - 10:22 & 6 al 72% Posts 48 mins • E Have any of you mamas had any luck with putting potato in the sock of your child to really pull out any sickness?ceu O Like Comment 1 rep! I did with my husband. He had a fever and was vomiting (a couple years back) and I did this. The next morning he woke up feeling better. 01 44m Like Reply

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Text - ott Pa IVIUI.. 3 hrs · A Would you want your teen child put on psych medication after attempting suicide? What holistic and natural ways would you approach healing trauma to address suicidal thoughts depression ptsd? My 13 yo daughter is coming home from impatient after taking a bottle pills last weekend. I would honestly try oils! I can give you a website where people write their testimonials and maybe you can find something there. http://www.oil-testimonials.com/ Essential Oil & Aromath

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Text - created a poll i 59 mins Should our children be forced to learn to use Arabic numerals as part of their mandatory curriculum? Yes Votes No votes 46 88 Comments O Like Comment

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Text - 3 days ago So, I wish these teachers would do this to make my life easier. these teachers should get our child a laptop, give them access to wifi, set up a ONE ON ONE tutorial for our kid to complete their homework, text them a reminder of their scheduled time the night before, and THEN an actual WAKE UP CALL once they're late?! .... who agrees with me? I miss school. I miss teachers #Respectusparents 14 O 14 O 26

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Text - Hi can you please post anonymously? Hi everyone, I have a kid starting Ki GD in the fall. The idea that they wont be opening and will continue distance learning is not an option for me. My husband is an essential worker and I have a full time job so being home with two young kids while working at a demanding job is not sustainable. I am thinking about starting a class action lawsuit against EESD and the state as they are blocking the education of my 5 year old who will likely not get much

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Text - 5:08 1 •.. I think boys and men should look like boys and men. There is already so much going against these roles in this world today. Something as easy as cutting their hair to allow them to stand apart is important !! 12 5h Like Reply says who? LIKE керту What? 5h Like Reply .what? 5h Like Reply Thats just my opinion. Gender has become very fluid these days and I don't agree with it. I believe God created men and women to be unique and very different from one another including in the wa

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Skin - About 2 days ago, I fell asleep with the window open and got mosquito bites. So did my son. But mines cleared up and my sons is now bigger! It originally was the size of maybe a dime 2 days ago now it's about a dollar quarter size. Is it infected? Should I be concerned? I thought that if I took the day to put medications and gauze on it that it was somewhat help .. but here we are. Also, if it matters. He's VERY clumsy. Falls at least 10 times a day, so when it's began to scab he's fallen

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Text - Has 5 mins Is it safe to have house keeper back ?1 am desperate can't clean anymore 1 Comment Like Comment hal Following. Totally in the same boat!

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Hair - Them Follow When a childless person tells me they're "tired"

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Text - 1 hr · A Any mommas wipe pumped milk all over their face after a shower? No? Just me? Okay. O Like Comment 1

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Text - 1:55 O 86° 4G 94% 3 facebook 5 nrs • K How many you ask your partner to leave so you can give birth? I feel like having to consider him in things is stalling my labor. He hasn't done any research or if he has then he doesnt talk to me about any of it. It feels like he expects me to walk him through everything and it's honestly a huge hang up for me because I have a ton of resentment and anger towards him. I was thinking how healing this birth could be for us and blah blah blah but to be h

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Text - 1 min • Hi, I'm wondering if anyone has hard fact evidence that ventilators do more harm than good for the treatment of covid please? I'm looking for my mom bc she believes they are helping ppl. Thank you O Like Comment

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Text - 7:17 O 4G 65% facebook Here's where I sound judgy. But I am just trying to show how "you" are no better Just envision this. You are worried about getting sick so you wear a face mask and vinyl gloves to the grocery store. You then put items like hot pockets and soda in your cart. Not one fresh produce and nothing that resembles vegetables except the micro meal that probably has a few veggies in it. A weeks worth of food, but none of it looks like food. On top of it all you buy a carton of

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Text - Yesteruay at 7:07 pm · Serious question, I expect a serious reply. Trolls just keep to yourselves. Here goes. I have several different types of healing crystals in a silk purse, which is supposed to keep them pure. One crystal is for use when I get a headache. The other crystal comes out when I am down and need to lift my mood. Given both crystals seem to work just fine, is it remotely possible that theres a crystal which helps prevent CoVid 19 and others? Or am I expecting too much? othe

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Text - ... In times of need, don't forget there are mothers out there with spare breast milk! O Like Comment Share 17 1 share Getting a pump now to help sweet babies! 9w Like Reply I don't have much but can help 9w Like Reply Moms with coronavirus will actually have the best breastmilk to fight this shit. Antibodies LLb lol 9w Like Reply

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Text - Yesterday at 2:29 pm IT'S TIME TO CHANGE THE NARRATIVE: "Stop calling it "Quarantine". Quarantine is for the sick. This is house arrest.. Stop calling it "Social Distancing". There is nothing social about forced isolation. Stop saying "Safer at Home". Because for millions of people in abusive situations and with mental health struggles, their home is anything but safe.. Stop saying this is for the "Greater Good". No good can come from the government picking and choosing who is essential a

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So angry right now. My daughter got scanned at school today... Get this, after they played together in the playground in the morning before class. Please research the risks of this new devices they are using. If there was a Virus wouldn't you think they would be at the gate as you enter. Do not let them scan you child on the forehead where your 3rd eye is!!!! I put her in Steiner school to try and get away from all this. I feel it was very sneaky. I have told her not to consent to it and have pr

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Product - Facebook App Sponsored · O Join 8-year old fashionista, Fas she celebrates the Asian and Pacific Islander children's authors that have been keeping her entertained at home with help from THE BOOK CLUB KIDZ Facebook Group. #APAHM #MoreTogether Schoo om Hume Ciderd Tbh. I'm tired of prodigy kids. Especially now! Let them be young! Let them be curious! 7m Like Reply

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Text - ... 10 hrs Does anyone sneak breast milk into their toddlers food to give them an extra boost of vitamins? I have a little extra each day and think it would help protect against Covid? What do you think? 12 38 Comments O Like Comment I sneak my milk into scrambled eggs.. good for the whole family lol

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Text - I just think of the WW2 generation and my ancestors who fought in the American Revolution. Just for us to be told we have to wear masks and can't go to church bc of a virus with a 0.1% mortality rate? It's mind boggling! But don't get me wrong. I don't want the virus! But I also think I either had it or will get it at some point. 6. 4h Like Reply

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Fifteen Pregnancy Memes For All The Moms-To-Be

Pregnant women deserve way more recognition for the sh*t they have to go through. Seriously, y’all are superheroes or something. Scroll down and browse through the following memes about how horrible pregnancy is, and then click here after the baby is born for some memes about the “joys” of parenting!

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Facial expression - Other moms: OMG processed food is so bad for your baby I would NEVER Me on my second bag of Cheetos: imgflip.com

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Text - The Salty Mamas @saltymamas Pregnancy has apparently turned me into a person that eats cinnamon raisin bagels. I don't even know who I am anymore and I don't like it. 7:43 AM 15 May 20 Twitter for Android

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Cartoon - ISTHIS.A CONTRACTION? BRAXTON HICKS

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Spider-man - NY PO NOT EATING BECAUSE OF MORNING SICKNESS MORNING SICKNESS BECAUSE I DIDNT EAT

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Cartoon - LETS GET PREGNANT IN 2020! LET'S GET PREGNANT IN 2020! GLOBAL PANDEMIC imgflip.com

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Green - ITS JUST PREGNANCY HORMONES, NO NEED TO BE UPSET NO, SOB UNCONTROLLABLY FOR THE NEXT TWENTY MINUTES maflin com

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Cartoon - NOT SURE IF BABY IS KICKING OR IF I HAVE JUST HAVE GAS

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Text - Messages Babe Edit Hey babe Hey I have a present for you Cool. What is it? :D You'll see in 9 months ;) Cool so did you like order it overseas? :D in terms of brain cells we have no brair

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Photo caption - "WOW! YOU WERE ABLE TO GIVE TWO URINE SAMPLES THIS MORNING!" THAT'S MY SECRET I ALWAYS HAVE TO PEE imgflip.com

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Text - WHEN YOU AND YOUR FRIEND ARE PREGNANTAT THESAME TIME IMPERIALBEDROOMS Did we just become best friends? imgflip.com

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Cartoon - Bringing a child into the world during global pandemic, massive.unemployment, and civil unrest THIS IS FINE. mgfilip.com

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Pregnancy test - Now they've invented a pregnancy test with a curved handle, so you don't get pee on your hand? FIRST pregna ID net pregnant D Listen, if you aren't ready to get pee on your hand, you definitely aren't ready for motherhood.

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Cartoon - IVE FINALLY FOUND IT... AFTER 15 YEARS THE SCROLL OF TRUTH! Robatatertotcomics NYEHHH Pregnancy is not an excuse to eat all the ice cream you want

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Face - No one: My hormones: | said we mad today

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Little Girl Teaches Her Cats How To Draw A Flower

This is simply too precious for words! And absolutely mesmerizing… how the heck are those cats sitting in those chairs so patiently?

So much cute packed into one video. The video went viral on Reddit (because how could it not?), and racked up a lot of equally adorable (and funny) comments! 

We’ve captured the best ones for you below. Get ready to melt! 

This is simply too precious for words! And absolutely mesmerizing… how the heck are those cats sitting in those chairs so patiently?

So much cute packed into one video. The video went viral on Reddit (because how could it not?), and racked up a lot of equally adorable (and funny) comments! 

We’ve captured the best ones for you below. Get ready to melt! 

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Text - impetuous_panda 2 3 days ago 8 Translation from Brazilian Portuguese: "Any questions, just ask!" "And now, the root." "Now, the root just like the other side". "Did you get it? It's a flower". "Now draw". "Did you understand, Robert? Did you understand, John Henry?" "Look. Did you get it? This is how you draw a flower." 1 5.4k Reply Give Award Share Report Save emptytissuebox 3 days ago Wow the cats are named Robert and John Henry. Just when I thought this couldnt get more amazing. 1.4k +

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Text - CreamyKnougat 3 days ago S2 "Carl, I'm beginning to think she never really went to college." 5.2k Reply Give Award Share Report Save

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Text - justfor1minute 3 days ago This video ended too soon. We didn't get to see their flower pictures. 1 5.8k Reply Give Award Share Report Save veryruralNE 3 days ago I was feeling some background anxiety while watching this, then realized that I was waiting for the cats to get started on the instructions.. 2.1k Reply Give Award Share Report Save briareus08 3 days ago We still don't know whether they actually learned how to draw a flower. The suspense is killing me! 1 632 + Reply Give Award Sh

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Text - litrecola_ 3 days ago The cats sit better at the table than my toddler. 6.9k Reply Give Award Share Report Save vlbonite 3 days ago Getting them to sit like that looks challenging enough but they managed to behave through the whole thing as well Imao 1 2.1k Reply Give Award Share Report Save

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Text - BloodBonesVoiceGhost 3 days ago S O2 Okay, this is obviously the cutest thing ever, but it reminds me of this one time in college I made friends with this girl who was really awesome. One day, we were hanging out in her room and she was either packing (like at the end of the semester), or just sorting stuff, and I was a little bit... under various influences, let's say. And for some reason she started talking about her mom, and this program she had recently started at the library, and she

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Text - Han_Hattori_Hanzo 3 days ago I'm surprised the cats sat through the entire thing, I can barely sit through a lecture without blacking out. 8.9k Reply Give Award Share Report Save Rohan-Ajit 3 days ago edited 2 days ago 3 Today I found out that my attention span is shorter than that of a cat.

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Text - Scoundrelic 3 days ago This is adorable! When did she find out the cats speak German? 1.2k Reply Give Award Share Report Save Grindelwalds_Bitch 3 days ago When they told her they have Nein lives 1.1k Reply Give Award Share Report Save

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Text - Bartok_and_croutons 3 days ago "What's the small human doing?" "Silence, Harold. She is talking." 1.1k , Reply Give Award Share Report Save

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Fifteen Parenting Memes For People Tired Of Their Kids

We know you love your kids, but with this “homeschool” thing, you just need a damn break for five minutes. So here’s to you, the brave parents who didn’t ask for any of this crap to happen. 

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Product - Me: let's get dressed! My toddler: I DO IT MYSELF!! *20 mins later* @thestinkerbel

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Text - Me trying to recreate the conditions of the last time my baby slept through the night Nap length 2 hr 10 min total 68 degrees Dino pajamas alue Sleep sack zipped 87% Waves goodnight to houseplant 16 minute bath (plays with alligator toy only) Dinner : 3 fish sticks 27 peas F

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Cat - When it's my husband's turn to get up with the baby but he claims he didn't hear him crying... @they_callmemommy

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Text - Me: Are you pooping?! My toddler standing in the corner: @MOMMYMEMEJEANS LIV MSNE

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Vehicle door - It's a lovely day. I'm going to take Danny outside and wash the What a wonderful idea! car with him stock key BusinessL Monkey Busihesst

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Organism - Little kids tryna make sure you see them coughing

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Poster - Interesting, You can't find your shoes, but you can find a tiny bit of onion in your dinner. l.s

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Text - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal My wife and I announce when we're going to the bathroom, but it's more a way of saying, "I'm not watching the kids, so if they die in the next 4 minutes it's all your fault."

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Car - "Why don't you want anymore kids? They are such a blessing!" My blessing: BULG

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Blond - How you feel after carrying your toddler around for too long @stavathomiesblog

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Food - Me as a parent Oh fuck Oh well

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Wildlife - Feeling like a bad parent? Quokkas toss their babies at predators so they can escape

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Face - Types of Headaches Migraine Hypertension Stress Children ONDECENTMEG @fHEDECENTMOTHER

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Eyewear - Kids be like "Watch this" then do a jump and spin wasting my fucking time

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Funny meme about how older people accuse the younger generation of being sex-crazed above a photo of a mid-century couple with 16 children | Grandma: All people think about is sex these days

Yeah, and Millennials are the sex-crazed generation…

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Twitter Thread About Elementary School Brings Back Memories

If you grew up in the ’90s then scrolling through this Twitter thread will give you a serious case of nostalgia. Twitter user Melina threw together a hodgepodge of images of things we had completely forgotten about from our schooling days and let’s just say, they took us on a little trip down memory lane.

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Text - melina i @melmadara bringing back weird memories from elementary school: A THREAD 9:55 am · 3/3/20 · Twitter for iPhone 102K Retweets 541K Likes

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Geology - melina @melmadara these smelled SO bad and were probably washed once a year

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Vehicle door - melina @melmadara resting your head on the cold window just hit different

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Musical instrument - melina @melmadara why were we forced to play hot cross buns

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Bead - melina @melmadara when this would hit your ankles .. ow

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Parenting Memes To Get You Through The Ups & Downs

As if parentingwasn’t already a slightly-gratifying nightmare, the quarantine and home-schooling are making it increasingly difficult to stay sane. If you’re suddenly feeling more violent and frustrated than usual, you’re not alone. Raising kids is already a full time job. Now there’s almost zero time to take care of yourselves. The good news is that you’re not alone. And these amusing memes about the trials and tribulations of parenthood are pretty great proof. If you’re lucky, they may even elicit a rare laugh from your exhausted body.

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Soldier - Bathroom: *Empty all day* Every member of my family within 0.002 nanoseconds of me entering it: SHERIFF SH SHEPIF

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Soldier - Restaurant: Kids under 12 eat free Dad: He's 11 Me: Actually I'm ninetee- Dad:

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Photo caption - I can relate to Ozzy Osbourne now that i have a baby don't know what planet l'm on What the fuck am I talking about. What's going on here? Who? What? Who's this? What? [phone ringing) What the fuck is that?

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Helmet - ME DEALING WITH MY DAUGHTER'S EMOTIONS

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Text - spacegirl incognito @iamspacegirl Pickin my dad up from Dadcare me: come on dad dad: no I want to play w the other dads me: Im in a hurry all dads: HI IN A HURRY me: damn it

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Text - The Dad THE DAD @thedad Dads love getting there early to "beat the rush"

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Sports - MY HILARIOUS DAD JOKES MY UNGRATEFUL FAMILY

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Nose - Dad: Tell the truth and you won't get in trouble Kid: *tells truth* Dad: You fell victim to one of the classic. blunders!

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Text - Adam Gaylord @AuthorGaylord Me Pre-Kids: I'm never gonna lie to my kids ever. Me with Kids: ljust got off the phone with Santa, the firefighter dog from Paw Patrol, and the Green Power Ranger, and they all agree, if you don't put your shoes on, they're gonna have to put down another unicorn. Public Librar

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Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland If an old dude ever gives you advice while peeling an apple with a pocket knife and eating pieces right off the blade, you should probably take it.

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Dish - My daughter's request when I wake her up at 6am for high school wiki How 8 8 Let the potato rest for five minutes.

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Face - When the sink is full of dirty dishes, the trash needs to go out, and the washer and dryer are full THE DAD I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it

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Adaptation - m3aruf @m3aruf me looking at the F my kid got for the math homework i solved

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Text - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal Things that made my toddler cry this week: - he couldn't wear waffles to daycare -I beat him in a race - he beat me in a race - pancakes had uneven distribution of - chocolate chips - he wanted his boogers back How about your kid? 9:38 AM · 1/30/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Jessie @mommajessiec "My child fell down the stairs." Mommy FB groups: Why were you not watching her? Are your stairs not bubble wrapped? Are you not feeding your child organic home- grown food?DID YOU NOT DOUSE YOUR CHILD WITH ESSENTIAL OILS?! Daddy FB groups: LMFAO 10:43 PM · 1/27/20 · Twitter for iPhone 222 Retweets 1,393 Likes

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Text - Guy Leech @guyrleech I took my 8-year-old to the office on Take Your Child to Work Day. As we were walking around, she starting crying & getting very cranky, so I asked her what was wrong. As my coworkers gathered round, she sobbed, 'Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said you worked with?'

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Face - You're the parent. You're in charge. You do not have to watch another episode of Paw Patrol.

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Dad Uses Son’s College Fund To Remodel Home

It’s all about the context here in this particular AITA. Dad had saved money for his son’s college fund, which ultimately didn’t end up getting used, because his son decided to drop out. Fast forward, and the son is asking his dad if he could tap into the college fund for what sounds like newlywed expenses/alleviating debt. Dad was not about it, because the whole point of the money was for it to be used for college. 

It’s all about the context here in this particular AITA. Dad had saved money for his son’s college fund, which ultimately didn’t end up getting used, because his son decided to drop out. Fast forward, and the son is asking his dad if he could tap into the college fund for what sounds like newlywed expenses/alleviating debt. Dad was not about it, because the whole point of the money was for it to be used for college. 

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