Nightmarish Moments of Tech Support Gore

Most of us aren’t computer people, but we kind of know that you’re not supposed to drill holes in your mouse or hammer anything into your USB port. You don’t need to be in IT to know that these moments of Tech Support Gore can be pretty difficult to look at. For more proof that people suck with technology, here are ridiculous requests that IT workers received.

Most of us aren’t computer people, but we kind of know that you’re not supposed to drill holes in your mouse or hammer anything into your USB port. You don’t need to be in IT to know that these moments of Tech Support Gore can be pretty difficult to look at. For more proof that people suck with technology, here are ridiculous requests that IT workers received.

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Plant - ORTROMICS

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Electronics - CORSA

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Mouse - logitech

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Laptop - logitech 101

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Dumb Junk People Tried Selling Online

Someone’s always trying to make a buck. So why not try to sell bizarre stuff online? If it’s old and broken, that just means it’s vintage. Is it a horrible failed art project? Well that just means it’s unique, baby. Five hundred dollars sounds good, right? There’s no limit to the weird and dumb stuff people will try to sell online.

Someone’s always trying to make a buck. So why not try to sell bizarre stuff online? If it’s old and broken, that just means it’s vintage. Is it a horrible failed art project? Well that just means it’s unique, baby. Five hundred dollars sounds good, right? There’s no limit to the weird and dumb stuff people will try to sell online.

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* FREE HUMAN SIZE HAMSTER WHEEL (BROOKLYN) FREE HUMAN SIZED HAMSTER WHEEL AVAILABLE FOR IMMEDIATE PICK UP. CAN ACCOMODATE UP TO 200 LBS. FULLY FUNCTIONAL. NOT RECOMMENDED FOR HOUSES WITH SMALL CHILDREN OR ANIMALS. 50 LBS OF SHREDDED NEWSPAPER ALSO AVAILABLE. I WILL NOT HAVE THIS IN MY HOUSE ANY LONGER. TAKING APPOINTMENTS TO VIEW THE WHEEL THIS WEEK.

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Font - A * N l 71% 9:03 AM ACTIVElON. Rare Spiderman 3: Beans Edition $100 Listed over a week ago in Anchorage, AK Send seller a message Is this still available? Send ... Message Save Share More

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Screen - 6:32 Tuesday, May 5 Gaming Computer Monitor $70 Listed about a day ago in Reno, NV Send seller a message Is this still available? Send

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Gadget - ? Gameboy color $60

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Footwear - Please follow local guidelines about physical distancing and staying home to help slow the spread of coronavirus (COVID-19) while buying and selling. Shoes $10 Listed 3 hours ago in Lafayette, TN

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Dish - Veron 12:19 AM Bean burrito $50 Listed 5 minutes ago in Bayville, NJ Send seller a message Is this still available? Send Message Save Share More

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Bicycle - Dublin BIKE market (used Bicycles for Sale) 1 hour ago Chain saw bike €500 Dublin, Ireland Chainsaw bike for sale works perfectly will have no problem cutting our way through traffic in the mornings

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Organism - Extremely Rare I HATE CHOCOLATE Mary's Mother Spongebob Character Shaped Cheeto 20 ratings $25,000.00 Free Shipping Est. Delivery Mon, May 11 - Wed, May 13

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Table - 37 mins · Vintage doll house tables. (Used) $6 $6 each all 3 for $15. (Firm)

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Dinosaur - Sock puppets $10 In Stock

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Finger - $25 Famous character from Ed Edd and Eddie Listed 4 days ago in Harrisburg, NC Send seller a message

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Text - reply below Hairless Kitten Texas hairless kitten $500. Needs shoots, 8 weeks old.

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Medical equipment - la CERCO domenica alle 11:20 Aspirapolvere uoshp O Cesena, Emilla Pomagna € 50 Super accessoriato con libretto dyson

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Product - Niniendo $300 MESSAGE Nintendo switch (new) Georgetown, KY

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Child - 4G Metro by T-Mobile 5:16 Da Pony baby $500 O 28405 One of a kind custom made toy made in America. 15 22 Comments 4 Shares

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Outerwear - VzW 1:41 PM O O 59% $300 Bag of Dog Hair Listed 23 hours ago in Brighton, MI Send seller a message Is this still available? Send

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Briefs - VZW Wi-Fi 2:11 PM @ O 65% 4 $25 $30 Jean shorts Listed about a day ago in Ypsilanti, MI Send seller a message Is this still available? Send

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Plant - 23 36 Custom Low rider skateboarding really cool baord to have $25 Listed over a week ago in Melbourne, VIC

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Screenshot - 5:39 Vintage Kettlebell set $80 · In Stock Listed over a week ago in Mackay, QLD Send seller a message Is this still available? Send Message Save Share More Seller Information See Profile Riely 'Stilts' Molloy Follow Joined Facebook in 2008 II

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Concrete - Dumbbells $100

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Tree - ... Swap and Buy 1 hr • A 1980's McDonald's playland seat $1,000 • MESSAGE Flashback seating. Please research ebay first

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Food - 26 1stopdental 3,519 sales ***** 447 reviews For sale is a bag of 100 Loose Teeth Bestseller Low in stock $25.00 Add to cart

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Material property - al 02-de 01:36 @ 1 80 %4 IPHONE PC €5070 € Listed over a week ago in W Send seller a message Is this still available? Send

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Plant - Treasure Hunter's Dream! $100 Used my metal detector and dug this bad boy up! It is sealed and could be full of treasure! If you want to find out what could be hidden inside come and get it! No holds!

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Dumb and Weird Stuff from the Crevices of The Internet

Sometimes no amount of context will save you from the random WTF junk people will throw together and put online. There’s enough strange stuff out there to fill not only your day with weird, but your week, year and life. You just kind of have to accept that the world is a strange place.

Sometimes no amount of context will save you from the random WTF junk people will throw together and put online. There’s enough strange stuff out there to fill not only your day with weird, but your week, year and life. You just kind of have to accept that the world is a strange place.

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Strange Images to Fill the Day with Weird

The internet acts as a wonderful receptacle for all sorts of strange, uncomfortable and WTF images like cursed food from the underworld’s kitchen. After enough digging through all the weird moments people have created and found, you may find yourself saying “that’s enough internet for today.”

The internet acts as a wonderful receptacle for all sorts of strange, uncomfortable and WTF images like cursed food from the underworld’s kitchen. After enough digging through all the weird moments people have created and found, you may find yourself saying “that’s enough internet for today.”

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T-shirt - STRANGER THINGS

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Fictional Characters People Genuinely Hate

Sometimes a character is created to be hated by design, and you have to hand it to the creator for making such a realistically hateable person. Other times the character’s actions over time build up until you realize that putting them in a realistic context implies that they’re something like an irresponsible traitor to their family. For more thoughts on media, here are simple plot holes that ruined movies for people.

Sometimes a character is created to be hated by design, and you have to hand it to the creator for making such a realistically hateable person. Other times the character’s actions over time build up until you realize that putting them in a realistic context implies that they’re something like an irresponsible traitor to their family. For more thoughts on media, here are simple plot holes that ruined movies for people.

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Text - jcrystal099 14.8k points · 16 hours ago & S Muffy from Arthur. Yeah her character is supposed to be the snobby rich girl, but she goes far beyond being just that. She is rude to all of her friends and doesn't even try to acclimate to her school environment. The only time she does is when an episode doesn't feature her and she becomes a voice of reason for someone else facing a conflict, and she isn't good at that at all. One time when Francine's family hosted her, she was the worst guest

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Text - Danromm13 4.7k points · 16 hours ago Bob Ewell from To Kill A Mockingbird. Easily the most despisable villain of all time.

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Text - The_Legend_of_Jaelon 4.7k points · 17 hours ago I honestly can't stand Janice from Mean Girls. At first I was cool with her but then I watched it high and she's one of the biggest assholes in the movie. She's basically as bad as Regina. Think about it this way. If Regina is a snake and is a shitty person then what kind of person would be best friends with her? Janice sat back and called them sluts the entire movie but it's said she was the one who came up with the choreography for the Jin

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Text - musicist10 3.9k points · 19 hours ago Bella from Twilight. And Edward too. He's a complete stalker and Bella for some reason likes that. And I'm mad that I wasted my time reading the first book. Literally the entire thing is just Bella developing a crush on Edward like, "Oh no I like him but he's a vampire" and finally, the action happens in the last few chapters where some sadistic vampire hunts her down. By that point, I was rooting for him, not her.

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Text - Klown1327 30.7k points · 18 hours ago 3 2 3 A That cowardly, weasley, rat faced looking, fucking little bitch Percy Wetmore from The Green Mile. Fuck that little shit

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Text - enter_yourname 21.3k points · 18 hours ago The popular kids in Lilo and Stitch rorygz 10.1k points · 14 hours ago that red head bitch made me so mad DemoFly 6.2k points · 13 hours ago Lilo decked her on the spot with no hesitation right in front of everybody.

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Text - LastJediHater 18.1k points · 18 hours ago 3 2 Rita fucking Skeeter SJO28 6.2k points · 16 hours ago Apparently JK Rowling had based her character on an actual reporter

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Text - Abahu 4.8k points · 17 hours ago Jerry from Tom and Jerry. Tom could be just chilling, minding his own business. Then Jerry decides to be a fucker.

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Text - That_bl_brother 17.5k points · 20 hours ago Caillou is the biggest asshole ever, and I don't think I really need to explain any further TBH HilmMoobles 3.8k points · 16 hours ago I unironically feel bad for the character after I read up on why he's such a spoiled bitch, apparently he was supposed to be 2 years old, but the fucking producers or publishers or whatever made him older because they thought children wouldn't like watching a show about a very young child *cough* *cough* RUGRATS

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Text - JustPlainSimpleGarak 15.9k points · 20 hours ago That smug bastard Squilliam Fancyson maleorderbride 5.7k points · 18 hours ago I had a childhood friend named Edward Williams, and one random day we caught on that we could start calling him "Squidward Squilliams" since both those names appeared in Spongebob. He utterly hated it, not because we were calling him a stupid name, but because he didn't want us to remind him of Squilliam every time we talked to him.

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Text - headleprechaun17 13.0k points · 20 hours ago Dolores Umbridge from Harry Potter is one of my most hated forsure. Tangledreeds 4.2k points · 18 hours ago Honestly, Bellatrix killed our favorite doggy and she still didn't even qualify for the most disgusting villain of the 5th book awards. That is how foul the toad is.

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Text - up766570 12.7k points · 19 hours ago O 4 & N Micah Fucking Bell. That backstabbing, manipulative fucker. Also, Mindy from Snowpoint City, in the Sinnoh Pokemon games. She trades you a Haunter but it's holding an Everstone so you don't get Gengar. Fuck Mindy, and everyone who looks like Mindy. Mindy sucks.

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Text - PunchyPractitioner 12.5k points · 19 hours ago · edited 2 hours ago & 3 More Wow, that freeloading shitlord Grampa Joe hasn't been named yet? Fuck that guy. Edit: Thank you u/NotamoN for the gold. I'm just sorry it had to come from mentioning that worthless fuck-hole Joe. bujomomo 3.8k points · 18 hours ago Just jumps out of bed as soon as Charlie has that Golden Ticket and needs a chaperone. Dancing a jig like he hasn't been bedridden all those years.

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Text - Hellboybandez 11.0k points · 15 hours ago The mother figure in Tangled, Gothel. She reminds me of the worst traits of my ex-wife. The passive aggressive comments and put downs, with an "I'm just kidding" excuse behind it all.. the manipulation and guilt trips, and elitism. I love a good villain, but this one hits too close to home for me. When you've seen that kind of attitude in real life, it is sickening to see being portrayed on TV.

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Text - VictorBlimpmuscle 9.6k points · 19 hours ago - edited 19 hours ago Nurse Ratched from One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest - a cold, heartless tyrant rather than the caregiver a nurse is expected to be, she's the personification of the dehumanizing effect of living under authoritarian rule.

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Text - Bananacheesesticks 9.5k points · 17 hours ago Scrappy fucking doo man

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Text - verybadassery 8.3k points · 14 hours ago S That little smart mouthed kid with glasses from Polar Express. 1 Copper2006 2.8k points · 13 hours ago One of the most punchable animated faces of all time verybadassery 909 points · 13 hours ago We watch it every year for Xmas. Every year as soon as I hear him I wanna smack that fool.

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Text - not_a_pOlarbear 6.7k points · 18 hours ago · edited 1 hour ago Maven Black-Briar from Skyrim. Little shit is corrupt and her mead tastes like falmer piss.

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Text - ThisMeansWarm 6.7k points · 19 hours ago Caleb from King of the Hill..."Dusty old bones, full of green dust." beefstewforyou 1.4k points · 15 hours ago That episode made me genuinely angry.

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Text - uniquecannon 5.1k points · 19 hours ago I hate Brian from Family Guy with a passion. That episode where Quagmire absolutely ripped him a new asshole was porn to me. He's such a piece of shit. Maxwyfe 7.6k points · 18 hours ago That's such a great speech. Brian: I'm trying to establish a friendship with you. All I've done is try to be nice to you, and you still don't like me. How can you not like me? Quagmire: Okay, I'll tell you. You are the worst person I know. You constantly hit on your

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Text - date women for their bodies, but at least I'm honest about it. I don't buy them a copy of Catcher in the Rye and then lecture them with some seventh grade interpretation about how Holden Caulfield was some profound intellectual. He wasn't! He was a spoiled brat! And that's why you like him so much, He's you. God, you're pretentious. And you delude yourself by thinking you're some great writer, even though you're terrible. You know, I should've known Cheryl Tiegs didn't write me that note.

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Wild Stuff Divorced People Did to Spite Their Ex

When a relationship sours between the two wrong people, almost nothing can stop the tide of vengeful petty BS that they’re capable of putting each other through. Even when it’s not over a divorce, people can get amazingly petty for the sake of revenge. It’s not surprise that lawyers get some interesting stories out of disputes between people.

When a relationship sours between the two wrong people, almost nothing can stop the tide of vengeful petty BS that they’re capable of putting each other through. Even when it’s not over a divorce, people can get amazingly petty for the sake of revenge. It’s not surprise that lawyers get some interesting stories out of disputes between people.

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Text - Maxwyfe 38.8k points · 2 days ago O I work for a divorce attorney now but the craziest thing came to my attention when I worked for the prosecuting attorney. This couple was breaking up and Mister left the house. Missus went to work the next morning as usual. When she returned home in the evening she found Mister had been to the house and removed his clothing and belongings as she expected. What she didn't expect was that he had also Gorilla glued her belongings together. He glued the tv

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Text - Slagathar1 e 23.9k points · 2 days ago Divorce lawyer here. Spouse had been out of the house for weeks. She waited until he was on a business trip, came into the house, turned on all of the faucets, plugged the drains, turned off the furnace, and left. It was -10 degrees. He came back five days later. The house was ruined. The water froze and cracked the foundation.

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Text - NegligentNeanderthal 3.9k points · 2 days ago - edited 2 days ago I'm a lawyer but have had a very limited amount of experience in divorce cases. The first case I ever worked the husband shaved/waxed every single hair off his body in an attempt to avoid a court-mandated drug test.

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Text - Rogue_Kat15 3.2k points · 2 days ago My dad is a divorce attorney. His clients couldn't decide who would get the Labrador puppy's from a new litter they just breed. The pups are worth $1000 a pop. Well they also hadn't been up to date on their payments. So dad brought a litter of 8 floppy puppy's home as collateral for us to have until they could negotiate the settlement. So much fun for us kids

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Text - franichan 2.5k points · 2 days ago Not a lawyer. But my partner has a mate who was going through a messy divorce. He registered as a “gambling addict" and went to some gambling anonymous (or whatever it's called) and proceeded to go to the casino every day, taking wads of cash with him, pretending to gamble it all away, while he was secretly squirreling it all away. That way, when it came to the divorce and he was questioned where all his money went, he could "prove" that he lost it all t

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Text - btchsslutsswhore 1.3k points · 2 days ago I worked in family courts when first starting out. The most memorable case I saw was the woman took literally everything out of the house. She ripped out the carpets even.

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Text - wowitsclayton 35.1k points · 2 days ago This one hits close to home because it happened between my parents. We had a family "friend" who was a lawyer and my parents agreed that he would be the lawyer for both of them as a mediator. So, as the assets were being divided my dad got absolutely slammed. She was going to get the house, cars, half his retirement, and an insane amount of alimony. To the tune of like $2,500 a month for the rest of her life. My dad has a good job as a municipal emp

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Text - AreYouALavaBeaver 31.1k points · 2 days ago · edited 2 days ago 2 O & 14 More How about a wholesome, insane one? IANAL, but this was told to me by my mom regarding the divorce she got from my dad. They couldn't settle on an alimony amount. Mom and her lawyer came in with a number, dad countered with a number. They couldn't agree... BECAUSE my dad thought my mom should get twice the amount in alimony she was asking for and my mom didn't want my dad to give her that much money for month. It

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Text - MoundSamurai19 23.2k points · 3 days ago · edited 2 days ago O Divorce lawyer. Accusing their former spouse of forcing them into prostitution. Text messages revealed they were actually just swingers. She also admitted to lying in order to "make him burn." I can't wait to leave my practice area.

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Text - seeyousoonbaboon 14.8k points · 2 days ago My uncle's ex tried to work it in that she would get half of whatever my grandmother would leave him when she passes. Joke's on her, my grandmother is passing over her kids (not maliciously, my uncle is very well off and so is my mom) and leaving everything to my brother and me. Oh, also tried to get sole custody of both of their children...who are in their twenty's...

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Text - drlitt 12.3k points · 2 days ago I was an assistant for a family law practice, not a lawyer. So it was already a disaster of a divorce because the ex husband was a dick. But it got so much worse when the wife started dating someone new with a severe cat allergy like a year after they split up. Her psycho ex bought a cat on his time with the kids, except he's not allowed pets at his apartment. He sends the kids back to their mom's house with the cat and all its stuff. Mom is pissed because

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Text - Much_Difference 11.6k points · 2 days ago Not my divorce, but my divorce lawyer told me about a case she was involved in where both clients were so petty that they had to all meet to argue over literally every single scrap of everything. The final object that neither would settle on was a ceramic rabbit statue, a really generic one from Home Depot or whatever. Zero sentimental value but since it was the final item, neither side wanted to "lose" the last thing and they dragged it out over

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Text - fizzee33 8.6k points · 2 days ago I'm not a divorce lawyer , but... My prior employer once was 'served' with an obviously forged garnishment 'order' from an employee's (ex?) wife, directing garnishment of his wages in an amount that far exceeded his actual wages. We reported it to the police department.

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Text - 105degrees_andrising 5.5k points · 2 days ago Not my case, but during my first year of law school lawyers from different practices came to give us a peek behind the curtain of different areas. The divorce lawyer told the story of rather well to do couple that spent months and months and many tens of thousands of dollars fighting over absolutely everything all the way down to a single ceramic ashtray. He couldn't remember the significance, but somehow it had come through the husband's fami

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Text - JortsEnthusiast69 4.7k points · 2 days ago Once had a boss who had to leave his house for 6 hours while his ex wife grabbed all the belongings she was legally entitled too. When he returned home every knob and handle was gone. Door knobs, cabinet handles, drawer handles, anything that was screwed onto something and used to open it, she had taken. Every day for the next week he would occasionally yell out "SHE TOOK THE FUCKING KNOBS"

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Unusual Stuff People Tried to Sell Online

Some of these are just jokes, and some of these we really wish were jokes. You’d need the world’s largest dumpster to fit all of the weird stuff people try to sell online. Honestly some of this stuff looks like it would make your house smell like wherever it came from. If it’s a failed art project, a “rare” item or just something someone needs to get rid of, you can bet someone will try to sell it online.

Some of these are just jokes, and some of these we really wish were jokes. You’d need the world’s largest dumpster to fit all of the weird stuff people try to sell online. Honestly some of this stuff looks like it would make your house smell like wherever it came from. If it’s a failed art project, a “rare” item or just something someone needs to get rid of, you can bet someone will try to sell it online.

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People Who Know Karens Explain What That’s Like

The concept of a Karen is outlined by someone with crazy entitlement and a superiority complex, specifically targeted at anyone they deem “lesser than” such as servers and customer service reps. Anyone working retail sees people like this all the time, and their Karen behavior is so outrageous that they’re like a cartoon. What people forget is that sometimes people have to live with them.

The concept of a Karen is outlined by someone with crazy entitlement and a superiority complex, specifically targeted at anyone they deem “lesser than” such as servers and customer service reps. Anyone working retail sees people like this all the time, and their Karen behavior is so outrageous that they’re like a cartoon. What people forget is that sometimes people have to live with them.

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Text - Text - ToastyToast1111 100 points · 3 hours ago Not married to one, but my aunt is. My uncle is this soft spoken giant. He never stands up to her in any way. Except once. At their daughters wedding, she was about to interrupt the ceremony to close a window because she was chilly. Everyone sitting close could hear her whisper " Im going to do it, but I don't want to be an asshole." My uncle, in a calm quiet tone says quickly "why stop now?" Almost as if his filter just missed this one. I s

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Text - sk4nkhVn7 68 points · 4 hours ago I broke up with my ex karen after she went to buy a coffee machine for 700 bucks and then proceeded to be so horrible to the cashier ( for some reason she demanded 20%off) that he had to get his manager. And then after about 40 minutes of pure karenness the manager used his card to give her the 20%. After she came home and told me that i drove back to the store to apologise.

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Text - Text - Tidehorn 54 points · 4 hours ago Imagine a Karen but 6 feet tall, with gorilla strength, way too much body hair, and an always angry Mediterranean accent. That's my dad.

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Text - PandaPandaYeahYeah 24.2k points · 8 hours ago edited 8 hours ago Divorced Karen. Haven't had a need to see a manager since.

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Text - Text - The_Thugmuffin 17.2k points · 8 hours ago Not married to a Karen, but married someone with a Karen for a sister. SIL is the freaking worst. I hate more than anything going out to dinner with her, listening to her order food and talk to the servers. Holidays are also terrible, she sends out long lists of expected gifts list. She celebrates every holiday and birthday specifically for presents even when it not appropriate. Funny thing is one time I was away from the dinner table when

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Text - Text - bycomparison 7.6k points · 7 hours ago My sister AND SIL are both Karen's. I will show up to restaurants 15 min early to warn them. I tell them if it's not done to their liking they WILL hear about it and they will make your shift hell. I'm just there as a warning. I used to work in restaurants and those people made life hell. I do what I can to help. Generally my drinks are better and we get a free appetizer as soon as those two tornados walk in all hell breaks loose. Not enough i

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Text - LozNewman 14.3k points · 5 hours ago · edited 3 hours ago I know a couple with a Karen.She blamed him for EVERYTHING. The husband was (in our opinion) something of a saint. Once she broke a glass in the kitchen, came and sat back down at the table, and said "That was your fault." We all just stared at her. She looked sheepish and said "I knew that one probably wouldn't work." They're divorced, now. I guess even saintliness has its limits.

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Text - GetOutOfTheWhey 12.9k points - 7 hours ago Not married to one. but mom was a major Karen back when I was growing up. "Mom can we just go?" was my favorite question. Then the apologetic nod as we leave the store.

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Text - Effect3692 11.4k points · 8 hours ago Not the married to one, but my moms a Karen. Literally overreacts to everything. Whenever something doesn't go her way- you guessed: gotta speak to the manager or whoever is in charge. Sometimes really embarrassing to go out in public with her because sheʼll just yell at the service workers for the smallest of things. Also she has a bob cut.

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Text - Text - kltruler 6.0k points · 4 hours ago My mom was a Karen for a while. She literally didn't realize it until my brother and I started calling her out on it when we were early teens because were embarrassed. She made genuine efforts to change, and a few years later was the sweetest women you ever meet. Just saying there's hope.

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Text - Text - Foco_cholo 8.8k points · 5 hours ago My sister is a Karen. Everyone feels so sorry for her husband. Everything is his fault. He is treated like a slave. She only addresses him by yelling. She constantly insults him. We have no idea why he hasn't divorced her or flipped out and attacked her. We have all told her to cool it and her response is that he's just so stupid. I could go on and on but my sister really is a horrible person.

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Text - Text - le_gasdaddy 5.9k points · 7 hours ago I taught my nephews (ages 9 and 11) about 'Karens' last year when they stayed with us for a week after school let out. After describing traits and observing them in the wild, they asked somewhere around day 2... "Is our mom a Karen?" My reply: "You words, not mine."

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Text - ShrekTheHallz 2.3k points · 8 hours ago Coworker of mine is married to a Karen. He tells us stories multiple days a week how she drives to four different grocery stores and harasses the employees because their stock is low on the specific item she wants.

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Text - Text - EmeraldSparrow0110 1.3k points · 4 hours ago Not married but Dated a Male Karen for eight years. He was a semi successful business owner who was twice my age and I was young and dumb for a lack of a better word. The gist of our relationship was him trying to take over every part of my life. For instance he would order for me at restaurants and would dissuade me if I wanted to try something new. If I had a problem with something it would be brushed off but if he had a problem then h

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Text - Text - I realized who he was when we were flying back from Vegas and our luggage was heavier than when we flew in. Obviously we'd bought extra things which made up for the weight difference so as he demanded to know an explanation from the check in clerk as to why if it was the same luggage would it somehow weigh more, I innocently answered that it must have been the extra shoes and clothes. He was quiet and paid up. Later he told me to not to do that again as he knew the reason why the l

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Text - Text - -colonel-angus- 745 points 4 hours ago My best friend married the Karen of Karens. She's the absolute worst. She's mean and rude to EVERYONE, me, him, our Facebook friends, wait staff, everyone. Even her kids, their disposition when she's around changed completely. A few of us have subtly pointed things out to him and he always says everyone is over reacting or something to that effect. So, one day over beers, I finally told him how we all felt. He begged me to. I laid it out clear

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Text - Text - 556DaysOfBoog 645 points · 5 hours ago Engaged to one, she was raised as a princess by here military raised father. However she's super down to earth but god forbid you work in the service industry and mess something up. She worked at IHOP during college so it humbled her compared to her family. She just writes reviews now (good or bad) and emails corporate to complain. If something is wrong with my food she refuses me to sit there and eat it. Which I hate but I have gotten her bet

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Text - Text - unholymole1 616 points · 5 hours ago My ex wife is a Karen, in every sense but name. It was always so embarrassing. She was incapable of treating anyone like a human for the most trivial of occurrences. It was hell for me, as a person that's pretty forgiving and don't seek out confrontation. So in a 1 word description it was Hell. Lol P.s she's very codependent and jumps from relationship to relationship these days. Not surprised.

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Text - Text - Shiks97 496 points · 5 hours ago I'm not married to a Karen but someone in my family decided to make a Karen family and let me just say.. it is freaking hell! I do not go to any social event if said Karen willI be there (keeps the peace in my family tbh) nor do I go alone with Karen. She is a nightmare to everyone in her path, from car guards to cashiers, even her friends... No one can be better than her or smarter than her and she's just freaking exhausting man. The worst part is.

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Text - Text - MOON3EAM 396 points · 4 hours ago My mom is a Karen. she thinks the world is supposed to cater to her, serve her and everyone else is wrong. Once we went to Carl's Jr. she ordered 4 burgers, for the four of us. She pulls one out of the bag while the guy is getting our drinks and hides it. She complains that he forgot a burger. She pulls them out one by one and counts it in front of him. It's obviously missing because she hid it and he's swearing up and down he put them all in the b

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Text - Text - areaysee 7.8k points · 3 hours ago My Mom is a literal Karen, as in...it's her name. But she's like a Bizarro Karen. She will constantly ask to speak with managers and supervisors and bosses... But when said managers arrive, she unloads about the employee helping her out was fantastic, hardworking and friendly. And then she'll spend 20 minutes trying to figure out if she and the manager know someone in common. Nine times out of 10 they do. As a kid it would embarrass me, as an adul

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Person with Obstructive Name Asks If they’re Right to Change It

Sometimes parents get it in their heads that to show the world that their child is a unique and brightly shining star, they’ll name their kid something wacky. Maybe it’ll be an extremely convoluted set of syllables, or in some cases of horrible names people encountered the name itself is a compromise or even a joke. Whatever the parents intentions, it can be detrimental to ones social life to have an unfortunately wild and silly name.

Sometimes parents get it in their heads that to show the world that their child is a unique and brightly shining star, they’ll name their kid something wacky. Maybe it’ll be an extremely convoluted set of syllables, or in some cases of horrible names people encountered the name itself is a compromise or even a joke. Whatever the parents intentions, it can be detrimental to ones social life to have an unfortunately wild and silly name.

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Disrespectful Questions that Stuck with People

Sometimes someone asks something so rude, disrespectful or misguided that it hits in a certain way that you can’t help but stay salty about it for years. For more cathartic stories of maddening behavior, here are rude and annoying things houseguests did and times people were seriously misjudged.

Sometimes someone asks something so rude, disrespectful or misguided that it hits in a certain way that you can’t help but stay salty about it for years. For more cathartic stories of maddening behavior, here are rude and annoying things houseguests did and times people were seriously misjudged.

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Painfully Relatable Awkward Moments

There seem to be those awkward moments that are just so damn common, but for some reason we can’t get used to. We’ve tried to forget about those little moments like when you can’t tell listening to you at a party, or that weird smile everyone does when you’ve already said hi. For some pristine awkwardness, here are some of people’s weird first dates and awkward high school reunions.

There seem to be those awkward moments that are just so damn common, but for some reason we can’t get used to. We’ve tried to forget about those little moments like when you can’t tell listening to you at a party, or that weird smile everyone does when you’ve already said hi. For some pristine awkwardness, here are some of people’s weird first dates and awkward high school reunions.

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Text - hirnfleisch 59 points · 2 hours ago · edited 38 minutes ago When you are videochatting, start talking and because of the delay you interrupt each other all the time. Stop talking, start again, interrupt the other one, stop talking.. Never ending story.

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Text - california_chrome 8.9k points · 3 hours ago 3 2 When you're having a conversation with someone and you don't hear what they say so you ask them to repeat and they do. But you still don't hear it and ask them to repeat again and they do. And you still don't know what they said. Do you ask them to repeat again (and maybe still not hear it)? Pretend you heard it and nod your head and hope it's an appropriate response? Stab yourself in the eye with a pen to create a diversion and change the s

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Text - aSadGirlsTongue 10.4k points · 3 hours ago When you start to tell a story in a group but in middle of sentence realize that no one is actually listening and ever so slowly you get quiet and hope no one took notice.

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Text - CammyMM 10.2k points · 4 hours ago 3 When you're walking past coworker and you've already said hello earlier. Everyone's making that weird flat smile.

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Text - ladies-pmme-nudespls 5.8k points · 3 hours ago When you think someone waves at you so you wave back, but they were waving at someone behind you.

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Text - Dominoodles 4.9k points · 2 hours ago When you're finishing up at the checkout and the cashier puts the notes on top of the receipt and then coins on top of that. Then the next person steps up and you're fumbling, trying to disassemble the stack in your hand, gather your shopping, say thanks and move away at the same time.

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Text - afrocircus6969 2.9k points · 3 hours ago Standing there while two people talk about something you don't know about

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Text - heapsgoodyes 2.3k points · 2 hours ago Watching a sex scene with your parents.

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Text - wapkaleem 1.5k points · 2 hours ago The fake smile on your face when you receive a terrible gift. TannedCroissant 417 points · 1 hour ago "Oh cool.... another mug.... I've been after some more of these.. oh and look, it's got minions on it... thanks Auntie Karen"

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Text - -EDGAR- 1.3k points · 3 hours ago When you're next in line at the grocery store with your mom and she leaves you to "just get one more thing" and the anxiety and awkwardness builds because you're up and she's nowhere to be found.

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Text - praddi10 1.1k points · 3 hours ago When your mom leaves you with some distant relatives whom you have never met.

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Text - StillNOtATony 1.0k points · 1 hour ago Ever drag your shoe across a tile floor and have it make a loud, wet, fart sound, so everyone in the room looks at you? Then you insist it was your shoe and try to make the sound again, but nothing happens? Yeah, that.

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Text - TheCobras 874 points · 2 hours ago When you reply to a stranger who says hello, but then realize they were on the phone and not speaking to you. Happened to me just yesterday and I didn't get any sleep last night as I couldn't stop reliving the moment.

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Text - TheBassMeister 609 points · 2 hours ago Being at a friends house as a kid and the friend's mother starts yelling at your friend. Being at a friends house as a kid and the friend's father walks in only wearing underwear.

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Text - Ells_Bells1 567 points · 2 hours ago When you've had multiple interactions with someone but you can't remember their name but it's gone too far to admit you've forgotten it so you just have to call them love or mate forever.

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Text - Sirnando138 142 points · 2 hours ago When the server brings your food and says "enjoy your food" and starts walking away and you say back, “you too".

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Text - katyisanut 136 points · 2 hours ago Walking through a doorway only to catch your clothes on the handle and have it slingshot you backwards.

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Text - PM_THE_REAPER 64 points · 1 hour ago Go to wash your hands and the water comes out at a thousand miles an hour, splashing your crotch. You are of course, at work.

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Weird Cursed Images to Feel Uncomfortable About

One thing people probably didn’t expect about having the internet was that there would be so many freaky cursed images to just feel weird about. People will go out of their way to design and capture images that serve no purpose other than making other people feel uncomfortable. There’s thumbtack cereal, freaky dolls and animals with human faces, just to name a few.

One thing people probably didn’t expect about having the internet was that there would be so many freaky cursed images to just feel weird about. People will go out of their way to design and capture images that serve no purpose other than making other people feel uncomfortable. There’s thumbtack cereal, freaky dolls and animals with human faces, just to name a few.

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Garbage Moments that Belong on Trash Island

Trashy, selfish and antisocial behavior can come from anywhere. A boss, a landlord, a neighbor or even a loved one can engage in trashy behavior for almost no reason. Here are people who needlessly made life worse for the people around them. These are trashy moments that belong on garbage island.

Trashy, selfish and antisocial behavior can come from anywhere. A boss, a landlord, a neighbor or even a loved one can engage in trashy behavior for almost no reason. Here are people who needlessly made life worse for the people around them. These are trashy moments that belong on garbage island.

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Entitled People and Their Irrational Demands

The world has its fair share of entitled people who need to pack up their rotten attitudes. Being in need is one thing, but being straight up abusive because you want a stranger to deliver a camera to your house for 5 dollars is some completely irrational behavior. People of all stripes need to recognize and and quit it with their unreasonable demands.

The world has its fair share of entitled people who need to pack up their rotten attitudes. Being in need is one thing, but being straight up abusive because you want a stranger to deliver a camera to your house for 5 dollars is some completely irrational behavior. People of all stripes need to recognize and and quit it with their unreasonable demands.

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Entitled “Friend” Wants Free Drinks, Gets Evil About It

There are a whole bunch of entitled people out there making unreasonable demands. They might be a complete stranger who wants to use your Netflix account, or even a boss that wants you to come in on the weekends and work for free. One thing is certain that when selfish folks don’t get what they want, those entitled people develop a rotten attitude. This one in particular gets evil.

There are a whole bunch of entitled people out there making unreasonable demands. They might be a complete stranger who wants to use your Netflix account, or even a boss that wants you to come in on the weekends and work for free. One thing is certain that when selfish folks don’t get what they want, those entitled people develop a rotten attitude. This one in particular gets evil.

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Entitled Folks Who Made Wild Demands

Doing any kind of formal or informal business is stressful enough, but these kinds of folks really push it over the edge by being inconsolably rude while making totally irrational demands. These entitled fools are a wast of everyone’s time, and they don’t seem to understand that. For example, this absurd lying stranger won’t pay for a rug and thinks that they’ve won.

Doing any kind of formal or informal business is stressful enough, but these kinds of folks really push it over the edge by being inconsolably rude while making totally irrational demands. These entitled fools are a wast of everyone’s time, and they don’t seem to understand that. For example, this absurd lying stranger won’t pay for a rug and thinks that they’ve won.

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Guy Makes Sausage out of Totino’s Pizza Rolls

This mad sausage man turns things that aren’t sausage into sausage and honestly it’s more satisfying than we’d expect. Seeing a person put things into sausage that you never thought possible is some weird combination of gross but intriguing. But I guess that’s how the sausage, is…uh…made.

This mad sausage man turns things that aren’t sausage into sausage and honestly it’s more satisfying than we’d expect. Seeing a person put things into sausage that you never thought possible is some weird combination of gross but intriguing. But I guess that’s how the sausage, is…uh…made.

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Twitter Users Share Awkward and Bad First Dates

You never know exactly what you’re gonna get on a first date. It could be nice, or it could be like pulling teeth. Understandably, people have a whole lot of stories of bad first dates they’ve been on, and it sure is intriguing to learn about exactly everything that can go wrong when getting to know someone.

You never know exactly what you’re gonna get on a first date. It could be nice, or it could be like pulling teeth. Understandably, people have a whole lot of stories of bad first dates they’ve been on, and it sure is intriguing to learn about exactly everything that can go wrong when getting to know someone.

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Rude and Annoying Things Done by House Guests

Anyone who’s had a party or two has a story of the most monstrously rude guests they’ve ever let into their house. Sometimes people just don’t seem to understand that you can’t bully someone in their own home or use their towels as toilet paper. The thought of someone coming into your house just to ruin your stuff and produce garbage moments is enough to make your blood boil.

Anyone who’s had a party or two has a story of the most monstrously rude guests they’ve ever let into their house. Sometimes people just don’t seem to understand that you can’t bully someone in their own home or use their towels as toilet paper. The thought of someone coming into your house just to ruin your stuff and produce garbage moments is enough to make your blood boil.

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Misfortune Monday: Putting things in Perspective

Almost everyone would rather be relaxing at home than having to do any of this annoying “paying your bills” bullcrap, but as dark as some things can seem on Monday morning, they could certainly be worse. Misfortune Monday lets you see people dealing with the fallout of chaos and failure and serves as a good reminder that maybe things are going alright.

Almost everyone would rather be relaxing at home than having to do any of this annoying “paying your bills” bullcrap, but as dark as some things can seem on Monday morning, they could certainly be worse. Misfortune Monday lets you see people dealing with the fallout of chaos and failure and serves as a good reminder that maybe things are going alright.

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