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Future’s Getting Meme’d Again In ‘She Belongs To The Streets’ Tweets

Rapper Future is no stranger to the meme game. He’s been the star of many a mocking relationship-centric meme since “Future Sending Exes Texts”came onto the scene around Thanksgiving. Unfortunately, instead of making a mockery of ex-boyfriends, this meme seems to wag a finger at promiscuous women. The tweets feature the text “She belongs to the streets,” which was popularized by Future – and many of the meme creators seem to acknowledge their misogynistic nature by labeling the rapper’s tome as the “Book of Misogyny.” We’re hoping the people who retweet the memes are aware of the slightly problematic message – and hope women know it’s okay to run free. We all know that dudes see no qualms about it.

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Photo caption - HOOL Hoodville WILLE @Hoodville_ If she makes a countdown months before her actual birthday, she belongs to the streets @Hoodville Book of Misogyny 9:03 PM · 5/11/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - HOOL Hoodville ILLE @Hoodville_ When you told yo homie that she belongs to the streets and he didn't listen @Hoodville 12:36 AM · 5/13/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Future Incorporated @Misogyny_God If her name has the letter A, B, C,D, E,F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z , she belongs to the streets 7:26 AM 5/13/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - IG: @nevermisses_ @nevermisses if she's got more than 10 sweaters that don't fit her, she belongs to the streets @nevermisses book of misogyny 3:29 PM · 5/13/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Young Simba O @Mufaa6 "She belongs to the streets" 7:12 PM · 5/14/20 · Twitter for iPhone ROWS LES

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Eyewear - Well DAMN @KingJuanito94 If she posts pics on snap with emojis covering her titties, she belongs to the streets. The Bible of misogyny 11:24 PM 5/14/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Footwear - Evans Namaseb @Prettyboi_evans If she has "ALL STARS" in her closet gents...she belongs to the streets. 3:47 AM · 5/14/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - HOOL Hoodville ILLE @Hoodville_ If her tinder profile says "never on here add me on IG/SC" she belongs to the streets. @Hoodville Book of Misogyny 12:16 PM · 5/16/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - E julian @o0o_juliannn if she shakes her ass at the beach, she belongs to the streets A 4:01 PM 5/17/20 Twitter for iPhone

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Text - HOOL Hoodville @Hoodville_ If she ever had floor seats to a basketball game, she belongs to the streets @Hoodville Book of Misogyny 11:20 PM 5/17/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - HOOL Hoodville LLE @Hoodville_ If she picks up the call and puts the volume down while she's next to you, she belongs to the streets @Hoodville Вok of Misogyny 3:28 PM · 5/17/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Pluto @OTwithDaGODflow If she claps her hand before she dance in the club, she belongs to the streets @Hoodville Вook of Misogyny 2:53 PM · 5/21/20 · Twitter for Android

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Photo caption - if she posts her pictures before sending them to you, she belongs to the streets @Hoodville Book of Misogyny

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Photo caption - If she puts her phones brightness down while she's next to you, she belongs to the streets @Hoodville Book of Misogyny

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Text - A nigga named William TM @ thebestjuan Replying to @ClutchGodx Damn bro. Here's some scriptures to Clutch-Year w @ClutchGodx get you through it. She been cheating on me and lied straight to my face, women aint shit. The Gospel According t Future CHAPTER I From the streets did she emerge; and to the street she will return. 2 And I say unto you, "She is for the streets" 3 So be not weary when she must return from whence she came. only begotten grace and truth. 15 John bare cried, saying. Th

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Text - jessW @oxojesss my mom whenever I'm out after 9 pm: Mexican GBE Leader @vuhsace 6d She belongs to the streets

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Text - If she posts some basic ass food with "wife me", she belongs to the streets @Hoodville Book of Misogyny

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Text - "Opened 8 minutes ago" Me Me She belongs to the streets anyways

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Text - Steal your shorty phone & text her best friend saying "im pregnant" & if she replies "girl by who?" Your girl belongs to the streets @Hoodville

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Job - If her nails make noise when she touches her phone screen, she belongs to the streets Book of Misogyny

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Text - Laylah @Laylah_Fay · Jan 6 My friend proposed to his girlfriend of 4 years and do you know what she said??? DO YOU KNOW?!?! "Oh, I didn't know you liked me like that." SA VAGE 150.9K 27 21.8K 836 Check My Pinned Tweet ASAP @Tadala_ The Gospel According t eri clmu de Future Replying to @Laylah_Fay Aotand LEGO morn 10nid diw sbods bo It is TUod rinel ent Juods 2e esw it TOr 9m st to foid CHAPTER 1 only begotten d grace and truth. 15 John bare cried, saying, Thi spake, He that a "preferred b

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Future Is All Of Our Texty Toxic Exes In This Hilarious Twitter Meme

Pretty much everyone has that toxic ex who just won’t go away. Maybe they text you at weird hours. Maybe they like your photos from a year ago on days that meant something when you were together. Maybe you had to block them. These toxic exes always seem to pop up during the holidays, and these memes of the rapper Future perfectly exemplify these scummy and opportunistic individuals. The meme, which was birthed on Twitter, features several different photos of the rapper appearing to be sending a text message. The text is almost always a softboi-esque attempt at forcing someone to think of them under the guise of a wholesome message. The transparent “Thinking of you” texts are so relatable that this meme was pretty much guaranteed to take off. And take off it has. While they started around Thanksgiving, a wealth of the jokes have continued to pop up through Christmas, and we expect to see more into the new year. 

Pretty much everyone has that toxic ex who just won’t go away. Maybe they text you at weird hours. Maybe they like your photos from a year ago on days that meant something when you were together. Maybe you had to block them. These toxic exes always seem to pop up during the holidays, and these memes of the rapper Future perfectly exemplify these scummy and opportunistic individuals. The meme, which was birthed on Twitter, features several different photos of the rapper appearing to be sending a text message. The text is almost always a softboi-esque attempt at forcing someone to think of them under the guise of a wholesome message. The transparent “Thinking of you” texts are so relatable that this meme was pretty much guaranteed to take off. And take off it has. While they started around Thanksgiving, a wealth of the jokes have continued to pop up through Christmas, and we expect to see more into the new year. 

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Luddite In 2070 Refuses To Merge Consciousness With Self-Driving Hyundai Elantra

ULTRA-TOPEKA, KS—Holding his hand over the USB port implanted below his left ear, local Luddite Thomas Berkshire reportedly refused to merge consciousness Tuesday with his new self-driving 2070 Hyundai Elantra. “Uh oh, big scary technology is gonna steal Thomas’s very essence if he plugs in his brain stem to the car’s…

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ULTRA-TOPEKA, KS—Holding his hand over the USB port implanted below his left ear, local Luddite Thomas Berkshire reportedly refused to merge consciousness Tuesday with his new self-driving 2070 Hyundai Elantra. “Uh oh, big scary technology is gonna steal Thomas’s very essence if he plugs in his brain stem to the car’s artificial neural network,” said friend Danny Perez, explaining how annoying it is to listen to the self-described technophobe constantly rant about the dangers of handing over his human autonomy to unthinking, barely regulated AI systems. “Thomas needs to stop fighting progress and realize that mentally fusing with our vehicles actually makes work more efficient. The singularity has vastly improved the quality of all our lives because once you’re integrated with the computer, you don’t require food or need to experience emotions. He’s so self-righteous about how he’s gonna drive his Hyundai Elantra instead of letting it drive him, but honestly, it just makes him sound like an old-fashioned sourpuss.” At press time, the Luddite’s consciousness was placed inside the county jail website after he was arrested for smashing an Amazon delivery bot.

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