Star Trek Memes & Tumblr Gems For All The Trekkies On The Holodeck

We’re not sci-fi purists here. We believe it’s possible to be fans of both the Star Trek and Star Wars universes as controversial as that may sound. But today we’re unapologetic in our decision to dedicate this gallery to the under-represented Star Trek memes that the internet (especially Tumblr) has to offer. So sit back, enjoy the shitposts, and live long and prosper.

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Text - forever-chekov S pining-pike [BEEPING] moonbeamtea starfleet uniform men's catalogue photo SASS TREY textsfromtheenterprisecrew Starfleet's Next Top Model Source: boobwindowkirk

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Human - I SUGGEST THAT YOU DO NOT TOUCH IT.

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Poster - Bones, what are you doing tomorrow? Having my day ruined with what you're about to ask me to do. trektags: # a day in the life of leonard mccoy (tags via earhattery)

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Text - CAPTAW'S LOG STARDATE:SPACE SOMETHING OR SOMEONE HAS BEEN PLAYING IMMATURE PRACTICAL JOKES ON THE CREW AND MYSELF. OUR UNIFORMS WERE EVEN DEFILED. THIS ISNT FUNNY! THAT'S KIND Of FUNNY kIRk Is A I SPOCK IS A Cock JERK THAT'S CRUEL WHAT IS A TEMPURA A DEEP FRIED JAPANE SE DISH UHURA IS A TEMARN How WOULD YOU KNOW? MccoY IS A COAL MINER HE HAS IDENTITY ISSUES ADOCTI3

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Facial expression - 2 bestdamnavocados Do you know what you get when you feed a tribble too much? Afat tribble. swiggityswurban: #MEANWHILE SPOCK IS LIKE #THIS IS THE MOST LOGICAL THING HE'S EVER SAID Source: thedeadviper #GOD look at these nerds #tos trek

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Font - ding-dong-u-are-wrong Someone who hasn't watch Star Trek, please explain this picture larrycanaryoh Mr. Spock is not impressed by The Wiggles Source: ding-dong-u-ar. 28,947 notes

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Forehead - Syveden: svveden: what do you call a sphere full of idiots earth

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Face - #cfine 1,917 notes hobbitlockedintheimpalardis E th.. god im so hot CR

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Room - WARP FACTOR 8...NOW.

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Cartoon - CAPTAIN'S LOG STARDATE: TME TO BOLDLY Go To SAUE THE CREW FROM A SPIRIT THAT FEEDS off FEAR, I HAD DOCTOR MCCOY DRUG EVERYONE BUT SPock AND MYSELF TO RELAX THEM, THEY ARE VERY HIGH SIR, COMMUNICATIONS ARE DOWN | DONT THINK I CAN TAKE MUCH MORE, SPOCK. INDEED, CAPTAIN. I TOTALLY FEEL YOu. FOR THE LAST TIME, LIEUTENANT, MCCOY ISNT A FREQUENCY. (OH GOD, YOU'RE DRUGGED Too SHALL WE PLAY SPACE CHESS? MR.CHEKOV, GET DOWN I CONQUERED ZIS LAND FOR MOTHER RUSSIA O I1 I WILL BE THE BOARD HE TOOK

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Photo caption - WHAT DID YOUR INVESTIGATIONS REVEAL ABOUT THE EXPLOSION? IT WAS A BOMB. dimbosama: spicyshimmy: LAW AND ORDER: SPECIAL KLINGON UNIT, these are their stories In the Klingon justice system, the people are represented by two separate but equally important groups; General Chang who arrests and prosecutes, and a bunch of guys who bang pointy sticks. These, god help us all, are their stories. (X) #star trek #the best motherfucking thing ever

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Cartoon - meld with me, Sarek. Why? DEHEERKONISNY because l'm mad at You and it goes beyond Speech.

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Photo caption - fivevearmission.net DUDES, SERIOUSLY? WE'RE ALL NERDS HERE.

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Yellow - 50 PEOPLE HAVE DIED. I WANT NO MORE DEATHS. trekghost: Good, uh... good luck with that, Captain. Memecenter.com

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Text - roachpatrol klingons: okay we don't get it vulcan science academy: get what klingons: you vulcans are a bunch of stuffy prisses but you're also tougher, stronger, and smarter than humans in every single way klingons: why do you let them run your federation vulcan science academy: look vulcan science academy: this is a species where if you give them two warp cores they don't do experiments on one and save the other for if the first one blows up vulcan science academy: this is a species whe

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Text - roachpatrol THE ONLY REASON SCOTTY IS CHIEF ENGINEER INSTEAD OF SOMEONE FROM A SPECIES WITH A HIGHER TECHNOLOGICAL APTITUDE IS BECAUSE EVERYONE FROM THOSE SPECIES TOOK ONE LOOK AT THE ENTERPRISE'S ENGINE ROOM AND RAN AWAY SCREAMING roachpatrol vulcan science academy: why do you need another warp core humans: we're going to plug two of them together and see if we go twice as fast vsa: last time we gave you a warp core you threw it into a sun to see if the sun would go twice as fast humans:

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Text - spicyshimmy girls don't like boys girls like the starship enterprise remylaforgewilbury guess boys can come clean then. They like the Starship Enterprise as well. Let's stop pursuing each other, and instead pursue peace and acceptance of all sentient life so that we can boldly go where no one has gone before. melpopenn What if we don't like starship enterprise? What if we don't like space? Space is scary. Life is scary. Life in space is terrifying. I will boldly go hide in a cave with my

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Product - karlcat it is a Scientifically Proven Fact that once a group of people become friends, the tendency to make really foolish decisions skyrockets.. and from this chaos... the Mom FriendTM rises, ready to keep everyone alive, armed with exasperation and common sense in spades bob-belcher If you can't tell, l'm a big fan of complaining.

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Face - in space nobody will hear me complain but that wont stop me. nothing can

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Cartoon - car salesman: this bad boy's backstory can fit so many previously unknown siblings into it

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Text - E spockoandjimjim Kirk: Do you remember that horrible roommate you had back at the academy? Bones: You mean you? Source: incorrect-trekquotes #headcanon 1,761 notes

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Text - idontwant-these A Star Trek idea: A comedy sitcom where instead of a Vulcan on a mostly human ship it is a human on a mostly Vulcan ship hanasheralhaminail All the Vulcans are fiercely protective of the "fragile, illogical, prone-to-danger, smart, reckless little human'. To make the human feel more accepted (as it is only logical) the Vulcans try to include aspects of terran culture in the ship's day-to-day life, failing spectacularly at it. The human loves them even more for it. southern

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Media - mylvias the enterprise senior crew at 100% power the enterprise senior crew at 99% power

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Text - charlemane i think part of the thing about Kirk Drift (the distortion that Kirk's character has undergone in popular culture, from the smart, sensitive, responsible captain of the original series to the reckless, womanizing he-man of pulp parody) is that it's not just a fantasy about being macho it's a fantasy about macho-ness being enough. if Kirk were really the same character as Kirk Drift makes him out to be, he'd be a failure. if he was that willing to jump into action without foreth

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Text - dimir-charmer the thing I love most about Kirk's string of ex lovers across the galaxy is that every time he runs into one he's like "!!!!! How are you!! I missed you so much!! How's your career?? Successful?? l'm so happy for you!! Haha, remember that time we almost got married!! But both of our careers were in the way?? That hasn't changed but l'm still kinda in love with you and l'm happy you're doing well!! Goodbye forever again it's a shame we never got married but I understand!!" gr

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Text - It's like a hole in space. Data, is there any record anywhere of any occurrence even vaguely similar to this? Accessing. Negative, sir. There is no record of any Federation vessel encountering anything remotely like this. Looks like a hole in space. unstoppablyplushjuggernaut KIRK THIS WHY YOU GOTTA FILL OUT THE LOG blue-author I've heard the theory that Kirk's logs just get circulated round headquarters for lulz before being dumped in the circular file as obvious fabrications by someone

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Text - laimant "the millenium falcon would wipe out the enterprise in seconds". the enterprise is just an innocent science class floating thru space. all they wanna do is look at some rocks... kiss an alien. find some space plants.. why would you fight that its not a battleship theyre just nerds. leave them olone tacobelligerent CO07 skelletang A friend of mine saw this and brought up some interesting arguments Okay, I'm gonna have to step in 18:01 Enterprise has beam weaponry and shields and to

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Text - goldenskywalker yorktown: but how did you defeat that huge army?? enterprise crew: Rock n' Roll

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69 Random Memes Of Assorted Quality

It’s often said that variety is the spice of life. If that’s true, then this massive gallery of memes and shitposts is positively picante. From opossums to zany Tumblr posts and irreverent and pessimistic memes, this batch of entertainment has a bit of something for everyone.

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Text - gobblegobblegoblin Goblin culture is: Making sound effects and random noises with your mouth. • W riTing,, like Thls- Picking up everything you can hold on your mischievous lil gob handsTM Eating dirt and rocks because yummy. • SHINIES Hording and collecting strange little items that make you happy. Everyone is valid. Just a bunch of wholesome lil gobs talking about moss. Speaking of moss,, moss. Old jewellery or coins. Smol lil boxes to keep your shinies in. Getting excited when you see

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Botany - TAKE CARE CF THE LAND SOMEDAY YOULL BE PART OF IT

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Common opossum - Are you 22 AN OPOSSUM? ofingerless gloves Smokey eye oeats trash wardrobe dup al nightboth adorable black and grey every day ond disgusting •Msunderstood actually works hard and does a lot MOSCLY PEOPLE JUST PICY YOU anD DOn't accuaLLY cry to unDerscanD WHAT YOU DO anD WHY YOU DO IC, WHICH Leaves YOU FeeLInG emPcy anD aLone oeats trash again

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Vertebrate - That one friend from high school who you're thoroughly ashamed to associate with. She still thinks private medicine makes for "more innovative care", crosses picket lines and thinks those uppity African-Americans should just "follow the rules". You hate who she's become but you're still Facebook friends for sentimental reasons Your friends who have pledged to fight capitalism and imperialism to the death Don't deny it, there are people on boomerbook who you'd send to the wall for on

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Text - have major depression I may but at least my serotonin is ethically sourced because I don't derive pleasure from being being a fucking arshele

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Cartoon - Sweeney Bugs THe Demon Bunnu OF FLEET STReer MARTIN WHITMORE 20

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Customer - SULF M-Spagheti CHICKEN McDO AS DC EEU Greenland 125 PPINE on the Mercator SPICY DICKEN projection Greeniand on any other map

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Text - "Pls avoid mass gatherings" Grocery stores/markets 10 minutes later: EVERYWH IS Anime is Everywnerea si EWINY RYWHERE

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Mammal - What Breed is he? Part Alien • 3 months ago 79 10 PEPSI Just a little boy. Pugia • 1 week ago 238 ...

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Cartoon - YOU ARE BREATHTAKING YOU ARE BREATHTAKING In KEANUVIRUS fchiliktol

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Transport - 33

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Natural landscape - That awkward moment when you are digging a hole to bury a body and you find another body

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Adaptation - wow i sure do Jove living on the east coast with my 9 billion friends in the 600s

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Cartoon - PWERNER THE HERZOG SEGA SEGA 1997.

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Mousepad - Check Out Linktr.ee/mrs_gendered for more!!

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Text - The depressed sorcerer and his ridiculous clothing in his cell dudeholdmybeer me trying on new outfits in my room

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Cartoon - WOAHAAHAHAH.jpg 171 KB JPG "AAAAAAAAAAAAA WTF ITS COMING RIGHT AT US"

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Text - frantic agony witch. @JoyceLinnet My favorite spirits are the ones who get a bad reputation for luring men to their deaths when really they usually just take the form of beautiful women standing alone and men think that, in and of itself, is an invitation so it's really on the men. 8:17 AM 10/28/18 · Twitter for iPhone beautifulterriblequeen It's been like three thousand years and they still haven't figured it out.

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Face - EXISTENCE HAS ENDED G9 Options. Quit Game

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Text - pop up ad: HORNY MILFS IN YOUR AREA me: [exiting out] lol nice try pop up ad: HORNY MILFS TRACKING YOUR SCENT me: [nervously exiting out] that was weird pop up ad: HORNY MILFS IN YOUR AREA RAPIDLY APPROACHING me: what the fu- [someone knocks at the door] pop up ad: RUN

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Line - here mr. toilet have a drink on me wiki How to Stop Smoking and Drinking

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Water - this is the stage of human evolution we would be at if dr. pepper didn't exist wiki How to Control Your Dreams

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Blue - Matt Navarra Follow @MattNavarra Pro Tip for parents: DON'T buy the Finding Dory night light. When you turn it on in the dark... this happens.

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Violet - Other girls: Me: • pretty very gay • want kiss • lots of makeup • high heels • revealing clothes • great hair BugBeebles

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Cartoon - GRAMFEL SOME SAY THAT THE EYES ARE THE WINDOWS TO THE SouL old -- your windows saying were boarded up Long, long time ago wise saying your house empty (however. (derelict NELLUCNHOJ. COM SOPHY

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Shower head - havocs physically im here but mentally im still thinking about that ceramic battle axe... havocs

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Text - "How would you describe yourself?" Me: @dynastyatdusk A GAY TREASURE

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White - GRAB HER WAIST PULL HER CLOSE LIFT HER UP GNAW ON HER BONES

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Frog - corporationkills on all levels , including physical , i am this

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Text - kevin @youngsmallkevin Roses are food Violets are food Garbage is food I go to the vet a lot

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Text - me reading the messages via the notifications bar & pretending to not be online

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Text - Molly Hodgdon @Manglewood I love the reaction of cat lovers upon seeing a cat. Every single time the level of excitement is like they've read about cats for decades but never actually seen one in real life and they're SO EXCITED. Every. Single Time. Even if it's the hundredth cat they've seen that day.

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Face - the person behind me in line me trying to practice social distancing in the grocery store

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Rat - Made For Little Hands Leam more about the goodness inside at Cheerios.com/fingerfood

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Cat - Humans: *eat food to survive* Plants: Oscrollablememes

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Text - Google i ho i hope parrallel universe me is doing okay Don q wertyuDOD

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Text - ARE YA WINNING, SON...? son.? R.I.P SON 1998-2015 WAS ALWAY5 winnng,

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Dog - big dogs Gregor small dogs

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Pink - A pup dummy brick blob hybrid 1 cm 1 cm

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Cartoon - WE ARE ALL GOING To DIE

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Text - transasamisato *cocks gun any last worms? acerncshane *cocks worm any last guns? transasamisato *worms gun* any last cocks? theonewhoisnotshort *guns last any worm cocks?

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Face - i have no idea im just existing what is your purpose?

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Product - You have been visited by toothpaste man His motives are unknown.

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Product - you have won the award award

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Food - Stand amongst the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters

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Text - Реppa Pig @BhadDhad i jus killed my litol brotha george.

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Sky - Don't wait till your deathbed to tell people how you feel. Tell them to fuck off now.

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Mammal - I am so deeply disappointed in this world How has it come to this? Each day is a new low

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Cartoon - CADU fun feisty Abolish ICE andy @andipalmur GIRL I have discovered something dark and powerful

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Text - Live each day as if it is your last in bed and an painkillers

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Cartoon - Triple Threat @Queerxoxox my plans 2020 2:39 AM May 19, 2020 - Twitter for Android

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Text - Oliver Clegg @deathbybadger your blood relations are just your suggested pre-generated party members, but it's perfectly ok to ditch as many of them as you like and craft an entire party of lizardfolk pyromancers instead or whatever suits you 4:49 AM - 1/20/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - EXECUTIVE: this ones not about murder is it STEPHEN KING: it's about cute little animals EXECUTIVE: aaww STEPHEN KING: they do die though EXECUTIVE: oh no STEPHEN KING: but they come back to life EXECUTIVE: well that's good STEPHEN KING: then they murder EXECUTIVE: dammit Stephen

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Text - 19igó79-jajəd @awesomonster I don't have a resting bitch face. My bitch face is always on duty, ever vigilant. My bitch face will rest when its work is done.

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Cat - Waves of existential panic Me just trying to muddle through life with some semblance of enjoyment

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Ferret - topherchris: | I hope this image helps you cope with any problems you may be having.

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Text - swingsetindecember in movies, when a scientist is held hostage and is forced to make a bomb or virus, like my guy, those villains don't know shit about science. just make a gumball machine, my dude january-summers eighth grade science fair volcano, but fancy looking swingsetindecember i just want once where the villain is like, you are too late, i detonated the device and instead of doom and gloom it is just confetti sparklers with abba's waterloo playing and the scientist is like, bitch

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Text - I scream into the void And the void answers With Jazz

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Text - ratliker1917 mad about the idea of money being exchanged for goods and services ratliker1917 first of all, explain to me, what makes them "goods", instead of , "bads" fulltimesunshine hsfdjkgsdfkdlsf\g i'm screaming because,, idk if op knows this but,,, this is a real thing in economics that we talk about and draw models of: A bad is a commodity that the consumer doesn't like. F nonn thnt the anmmadi+inn in a.ation nn undeadlobster MONEY CAN BE EXCHANGED FOR BADS AND DISSERVICES

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Cartoon - FREEDOM! HORRIBLE HORRIBLE FREEDOM!

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Flightless bird - 00 HELLO I'M ieadinside

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Cylinder - balanophagist my evolution

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A Smorgasbord Of Memes For Indulgent Time-Wasting

It is said that variety is the spice of life. If that’s true, our tastes are spicy as hell. And they’re reflected in this big ol’ gallery of random memes. A sprinkle of shitposting here, some relatable memery there. A couple cringey social media statuses, and more than a few hilarious Tumblr posts.This batch ofmemes has got something for everyone, and we put them together just for you. 

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Photo caption - There's no such thing as a perfect name for a firefigh.... Lieutenant Les McBurney Sun Prairie Fire Department GrownMenStuff

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Text - Eddy Elfenbein @EddyElfenbein Maybe we'll have better luck tomorrow which is *checks notes* Friday, the 13th. 4:30 PM · 12 Mar 20 · Twitter Web App 128 Retweets 432 Likes

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Animal figure - Draw a duck and share your art YISSSSSSS IT ME, DUK NOT SNEK

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Organism - Me: why does my back always hurt? Also me: @wilfordbrimly

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Smile - When your card doesn't get picked in Cards Against Humanity It's fucking funny.

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Organism - Callum May @callummay Worst. Burlesque. Ever. 0:27

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Text - isnt it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything & then one hand that just sits there like idk how to hold a pencil

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Canidae - The Wonderful World Dec 24, 2019 at 8:38am ·O To the person who broke into my house last night. I hope you liked my dog!

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Running - Innocent child: *dies* Oompa Loompas:

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Face - nobody: bats when they pee:

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Door - my door handle is missing ?????iiiurm IM HAVING A CRISIS HERE WHERE IS MY DOOR HANDLE It seems ke u cant handle this situation get out. How?

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Text - amazingmars self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void a the-official-nasa May we suggest a Soothing Bath™ instead Source: amazingmars 481,817 notes

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Text - How, your Pokégear is impressive! trevenant Really Gina! My Pokégear is impressive. That is what is impressive. My Pokégear. Gina here thinks that my Pokégear is what is impressive aubrobrewhaha Did you hear that, Lugia, Guardian of the Seas? Gina says my Pokégear is impressive

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Text - as-seenon-tv I love working at joann fabrics today a guy asked me to show him the fake fur and when I did he goes "noooo... this won't do" and part of my job is giving advice for projects so I asked him what he was using it for and he looks down at the floor and quietly says "... I wanna make a yeti costume to scare people with when we go skiing.." weltinator #scooby doo villain

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Text - badjokesbyjeff I was applying for Australian citizenship and the interviewer asked, "Do you have a criminal record?" I said, "No. Is that still required?" andalwaysburning Oh my God. geekandmisandry Jeff, I swear.

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Poster - COMMUNIST JOKES ARENT FUNNY UNLESS. EVERYONE GETS THEM mgip com

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Text - luke o'neil O @lukeoneil47 Be pretty weird if concerts had a real quick football game halfway through

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Text - Terry F @daemonic3 [getting urine test results] You've tested positive for opiates- ME: probably the bagel I had -and THC, cocaine, steroids, and also you're pregnant ME: it was an everything bagel

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Text - ALI @imhungryok_ 1d There's no way EVERYBODY was Kung Foo fighting 102 L7 26.6K 59.6K Easy D-JAnyReason @DJAnyReason @imhungryok_l agree that it seems implausible, but trust me, the math works once you remember to factor in that those kicks were fast as lightning

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Blessing - HELP ME YOU IDIOTS THE ALIENS ARE TAKING ME

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Text - Waterboarding at Guantanamo bay sounds like an awesome time if you don't know what either of those things are

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Cat - OPEN YOUR EYES JACK..STOP PRETENDING YOU ARE MY SHADOW!!

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Text - posted in Just Sew ... O reeling distraught. 24 minutes ago · E What is a suitable punishment for my 14 year old daughter... She used MY FABRIC SCISSORS TO CUT TORTILLA WRAPS .. 93 96 Comments 3m Like Reply Judi Death 3m Like Reply

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Text - I went and asked my teacher why she wrote, "SALSA" on my paper and she told me I got a 59 out of 59. She also mentioned maybe I'm not as smart as she thought I was. Citizenship Athens and F

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Cartoon - Normal people with fever: 8Shit People with coronavirus N O will travel across the land

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Organism - SHARKS! ethelifeofsharks WHAT IS IT WE CAN SMELL FROM A QUARTER OF A NOT TOAST? MILE AWAY? NO. EUGENE, I THINK I'M HAVING A STROKE BLOOD. Cthelifeofsharks By Christian Talbot Illustrated by Sophie Hodge

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Text - *Airport Metal detector goes off* Airport security: What has it got in its nasty little pocketses?

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Text - one-time-i-dreamt I was drawing a bunch of pentagrams in my notebook during math class because I was bored and I think I drew 150 pentagrams in total before a devilish-looking guy wearing a red suit broke down the door of the classroom and yelled "WHAT the FUCK do you WANT?!" almost-always-eventually-right this username escapes me every single time

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Face - NORTHERN AFRICA: EXISTS OTTOMAN EMPIRE: I's Free Real Estate imgflip.com

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Text - normal people when they're sick: people with coronavirus: I'm going on an adventure!

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Face - the shit staring at your asshole while you play on your phone and don't flush for over an hour

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Vehicle - friend: omg i had a dream where i married my crush my dreams: Shutte St Here's your child

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Cartoon - When your simple minded friend is being too hasty Let's not be too hasty, my simple-minded friend.

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Hedgehog - fatpeoplemakemehappy: the one on the bottom right is trying real hard to be a good cupcake

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Text - IM elliot g @ElliotG78 my favourite tv moment was when i got voted off the weakest link, and host cornelia frances said "i understand you like golf. well your teammates have decided your game was below par" to which i said 'that's a good thing" and they had to do a retake and change the script for her 8:03 PM · 2/6/20 · TweetDeck

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Text - tsaomengde My fiancee and I were discussing the worst metal to use to make armor, and the obvious answers are lead and gold, but she cunningly suggested mercury. Which is a fair point, but then I wondered if solid mercury is any good. Googling told me that the melting point of mercury is -38° c (-37° f), so first you get it really fucking cold. At that point, it turns out that mercury has a tensile strength of 1900 mpa, compared to lead's 18 and steel's -500-940 (depending upon the kind o

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Facial expression - Build tower Build city. that reaches to heaven. οι εργαζόμενοι μιλούν νέες γλσσες Οι εργαζόμενοι μιλούν νέες γλσσες . salty-blue-mage Of all the possible jokes in this format I did not expect the Tower of Babel randomintensifies It took me a little bit to get bc I understand both languages xD Since I saw some ppl asking, the Greek text says "The workers now speak new languages".

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Goats - When you get back from the doctor's with mcdonald's at school

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Text - Rob Dubbin @robdubbin • Jul 28 ISTAND WITH THE WGA MY MAN: (comes home) ME: (nervous) how was the store MY MAN: fine ME: oh thank g – MY MAN: ran into jolene ME: oh no MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

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Facial expression - WIFE: [On phone ordering pizza] 12 inch please. ME: Know what else is 12 inches? WIFE: Behave. ME: [Grabs crotch] Four of these. Twitter: MatCro

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Buckets Of Memes To Combat Boredom

We come bearing gifts, and we come with a message. The message? Don’t let boredom take hold of your poor, poor brain. The gifts? A crap ton of memes, tweets, and Tumblr posts that will aid you in the long-running battle against tedium. Use these tools, and use them well. 

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Font - acti badatvideogames @slackfluffy ive been staring at this ad for the past 5 minutes MAFI CATY Tl never betray my boss! Kill him Seduce him 11:31 AM · 27 Jan 18

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Face - Tashy McTashface @TashP351 When your dad tries to clean up your daughters Girls World with white spirit, but it completely takes the eyes out so he sticks some on from a magazine.

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Fried food - French Fry Crusted Corn Dogs @Blacknmild T really thought this was two people in French fry costumes

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Product - do you want to do this Read 8:35 PM i can't even verbally explain how much i don't want to do that

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Text - shared a link. New Study Finds 85% Of Americans Don't Know All The Dance Moves To National Anthem www.theonion.com BOSTON-According to a survey published Wednesday by historians at Boston University, more than 85 percent of 18 hours ago and B like this. No way!!! That's a national embarrassment !!!! 8 hours ago via mobile It is disgraceful! Everyone wants to be "protected" and to receive hand-outs, yet they have no love or appreciation for our country and feel no responsibility as citizen

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Cartoon - SQUEAK ? Hey! Heyyou! SQUAWK Hahal Arcyou theirst original Mikkey Mousc? entwistle if I had to contact like..my 6th grade self, it would go somewhat like this.

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Cartoon - ME IN SCHOOL: ME SINCE GRADUATING: I can't handle this! There's too much homework!!! I am worthless without the routine of school. ADAM ELLIS FB.COM/ BUZZ FEED ADAM Cicelos Party Sr 5+4=? MATH

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Text - discoursethot I'm proud to identify as morosexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight discoursethot this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you're so fucking stupid

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Text - Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp It's raining... 8. Cats and dogs (English) 7. Old ladies and sticks (Welsh) 6. Like a pissing cow (French) 5. As from Esteri's ass (Finnish) 4. Female trolls (Norwegian) 3. Chair legs (Greek) 2. Tractors (Slovakian) 1. Men (hallelujah) 2:07 AM · 15 Jan 20 · TweetDeck

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Text - doctor peanut @NINETIREDBUGS remember when you had to pay for ringtones now i would throw my phone out the window if it made a single sound

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Text - kurtis conner @kurtisconner the bachelor is a bad show but if they made a friendship version where a dude hangs out with 20 different guys to pick a new best bud holy shit I would watch it every single day 4:35 PM · 11 Jan 20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Armour - “Parry this you filthy casual"

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Furniture - DOWNX new chair...no homo but it is very comfortable rudy mustang @rudy_mustang fellas is it gay to sit comfortably

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Text - Crunchwrap Supreme Instagram Filter Basement -very kind -doesn't react well to critism -everything is pink -addicted to online -hates their hometown -likes to eat in the -likes to send compliments on anon shopping -acts tough but cries easily middle of the night -cant stop quoting song lyrics Indie Folk Revival 2% Milk Woah there Delilah -loves plants -plays animal crossing all night -enjoys long car rides in the rain -aesethetic blogger -takes long baths while drinking vodka -can destroy

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Adaptation - hexglyphs you ever depression nap for too long and wake up feeling like a giant salamander hexglyphs like this Source: hexglyphs 47,243 notes

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Mode of transport - me n the bbys in creative guy we set to survival mode NKA 11 SKE

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Text - snakegay ULTIMATE look is like old ladies who are still pretty spry and are like really short and wirey and are in like the supermarket getting trail mix with no bra on cargo shorts and at shirt thats like this

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Cartoon - SAFELY ENDANGERED SWEET JESUS, POOH! THAT'S NOT HONEY YOU'RE EATING CITY POP ! 恋なんてただのゲーム

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Text - lunchbag--rodriguez S quinndolyns bluud tiktok makers on my porch dressed as catgirls: *making ahegao faces and moaning loudly* me: *runs out with a shotgun and shoots up at the air as a warning shot* GIT OUTTA HEARE YA DAMN TIKTOKERS! GIT! tiktok catgirls: *get on all fours and run like deer into the woods* Source: bluud 21,444 notes

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Text - Flags Mashup Bot @FlagsMashupBot Mixed I (Chad) + (Virgin Islands), and created this new country called Virgin Chad: VIGIL ATE 0:46 · 31 Aug 19 · BotFlags

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Text - dearlesbian someone: do you mind if i say something off topic?? me, an adhd gremlin: i've never been on topic in my life, please continue Source: dearlesbian 17,044 notes

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Reptile - malformalady Alligator wearing a moss 'sweater' reverseracist couture

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Technology - bro wtf my pilot doing

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Text - "Now I am become sleepy, the goer to bed 55 J. Robert Oppenheimer, father of the pajamas after drinking warm milk

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Text - incorrigible mozart goose @_jazzghost_ There are two types of Led Zeppelin songs: - 000000 SWEET LADY IM HORNY - we have discovered the cosmic secrets of Stonehenge 5:28 PM · 12 Feb 20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - dragon-in-a-fez Norse mythology: right so the universe is all centred around this giant fucking interdimensional space tree, and Earth is at one of its roots, and it grows up through all these other realms with like giants and shit in them, and the gods live in the two at the top Greek mythology: fuck uhh the gods live on that hill right over there lol

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Text - aleatoryw no more minimalist aesthetics in 2020 we're dressing like birds of prey characters. gold pants. mismatched eyeliner. whatever huntress is doing that makes her so hot. charlesoberonn aleatoryw no more minimalist aesthetics in 2020 we're dressing like birds of prey

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Text - dirtshrines who gave this baby body issues? Neko Shy and timid, Neko usually hides in the corner. Neko worries about its body shape. im coming for u

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Text - Mary G. Smith @marygsmith83 Willy Wonka while the children are dying in his chocolate factory Timmm @timmy_turnar · 23 Apr. Posting more cuz I can Show this thread 6:15 p.m. · 13 Aug. 19 Twitter for iPhone 27.9K Retweets 127K Likes

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Text - Doth @DothTheDoth My sexual orientation is a spiral staircase draped in century-old moss that leads to hell. 12:26 PM · 5/7/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - valkyrie-witch Fleetwood Mac is the moon energy to ABBA's sun energy. williamblakesapprentice Like the amount of sense that this makes and the depth of it are too powerful and cryptic. The fact that this wisdom can exist in such a stable form...it astounds me.

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Text - The children at my son's elementary school have started referring to me as a "Karen," and mocking my chic hairstyle. Is there anything I can do in the way of legal action to prevent this? I am deeply offended. Hannah Yesterday at 3:42pm e Welp, posting a question about suing 8 year-olds is probably the wrong way to beat the stereotype Like · Comment Share lamebook.com

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Product - The 2020 commemorative candles are out ALAUTON CAUTION

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Fried egg - YOU CONSTANTLY AMAZE ME BUT NOT IN A GOOD WAY

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Product - Me Staying up late because I want to have some kind of free time knowing l'll be exhausted the next day Mẹ

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Painting - When your physical and mental health are a mess but you have a good day CLASSICAL ART MEMES facebook.com/classicalartmemes

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Text - I am going to stop posting shit but first look at the pregnant SpongeBob Mom @lmadeaMeMeforYou

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Text - JuanPa @jpbrammer after giving it careful thought I have decided to become worse 10:16 AM · 16 Dec 19 · Twitter Web Client

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Internet meme - When folks ask you what you've been up to during the pandemic, but you wanna keep it light and cheerful... DEPRESSION

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Cartoon - Me trying to keep balance betwen optimisim and nhilisim Reading Schopenhauer

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Bird - DUCKS ARE JUST ALL-TERRAIN CHICKENS

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Text - When you finally get that shower temprature right and now can start crying

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Child - A TELL-A-TALE.BOOK -39¢ I Didn't Ask to Be. Born

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Text - Alice R Fraser @aliterative Remember, your skull is always smiling on the inside! 10:54 AM Apr 30, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone

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Cat - people giving plants and animals credit fungi fungi doing everything fungi literally being the foundation of all life on earth

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Cartoon - I AM CICADA I SCREAM FOR THE TREES WHITMORE

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Cartoon - sonoci: miss-mioda: THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE WHEN A MAGICAL GIRL TRANSFORMS FROM THE VILLAINS POINT OF VIEW AND I AM SHITTING MYSELF no wonder they never do anything to stop them transforming. They probably just stand there like:

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74 Primo Marvel Memes & Posts

Quarantine is a pain in many ways. But it’s also great time to binge-watch and indulge marathons of your favorite movies. As it feels like it’s been an eternity since there were any Marvel releases (we hope we can still look forward to Black Widow) we’ve been having enjoying previous movies on Disney+. And that’s made us crave some quality Marvel memes. So we put this gigantic gallery together to satisfy our urges and to help lessen your withdrawal. We hope you enjoy it as much as we did.

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Text - brother: my teacher remembers u me: what did she say? brother: you're still her worst student me: I'm still worthy!

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Font - EVERYBODY PooPS 1o Million Pounds BART KING BART KING IWART KING Sh THE POCKET GUIDE то THE FOCKET OUIDE TO Grl Boy THE POCKET GUIDE TO A2A DAY TIPS AN JAPAN Mischief STUFF STUFF peachdoxie Ah yes, the three genders: Girl, Boy, and Mischief loversofpanem INCONSEOUENTIAL OILEMMAS CONSCQUENTIAL DILDHIAS ON ENTIAL D TMNAS

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Comics - JUST SO THERE'S NO HARD FEELINGS I MADE Υου A SCRAP- BOOK YOUR WORST MEMORIES O WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? HA HA... TOTALLY WORTH IT

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Text - generalgrievousdatingsim oh, so when other people go outside it's "good for their health" and “highly recommended", it's only when i do it that it's a "containment breach" and a "high-level threat to public safety and security", huh? seaofolives Source: generalgrievousdatingsim

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Hero - "Lokis' alive!" "He's up there!" "Loki, look who it is!"

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Forehead - When you were signaling Tony to use one of the stones but he used all the stones and fucking kills himself MARVEL THIELDPOSTING

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Facial expression - me: i hope loki doesn't die in infinity war them: but he's literally murdered hundreds of people me: YOU DON'T HAVE ALL THE FACTS. WHICH ARE? I LOVE HIM.

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Forehead - arvyarv I shitpost when l'm feeling down yiff-deluxe but u always shitpost birdartonline

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Facial expression - SEVEN HAS 'EVEN' IN IT YEAH SO? THAT'S ODD

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Photo caption - when you're chris pratt and your son wanted to be the other chris for halloween

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Muscle - "oh what a great idea, let's grab this hammer" "I HAVE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE"

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Cartoon - IfI can't hit you with the hammer... Then I'll hit tho hammer with youl tygermama Thanos: Creative Problem Solver

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Human - John Lennon after making a song called Working Class Hero as he makes 100s of millions of dollars I, too, am extraordinarily humble.

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Human - when my family asks why I'm still tired when I have slept late everyday of quarantine WACC that's my secret I'm always tired JUIME windummythicc75

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Photo caption - BURGER KING Dur Response to COVID-19 We are taking the coronavirus pandemic very seriously. That's why, beginning today, all Burger King employees will be required to wash their hands. A NON Hold'on, sorry *** What do you mean, "today"?

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Cat - Dank YOU

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Facial expression - Time Traveller: Hey, what type of government do you have? 19th century Frenchman: It varies from moment to moment.

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Fictional character - WILI I wasn't always like this. R FORC Me neither.

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Iron man - Skiping the first ad Me trying to watch Youtube The second ad

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Cartoon - 30 Tell him off, Strange! Assert yourself! That's my time stone Great! Now let 'im have it! You can have iH

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Text - snapmyneckandcallmeloki Peter, on a mission with Natasha: pssst Peter: Miss Natasha Peter: what do you call an undercover spider? Natasha, sighing: what? Peter, trying not to laugh: a spy-der Natasha: Source: snapmyneckandcallmeloki

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Flesh - 2 ways to come out of quarantine There's three, actually

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Text - My life in two pictures I think I did okay! [EXPLOSION]

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Flower - The Great Depression ended in 1939 People in 1938 Happy is that you?

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Album cover - When the Duracell starts to die: Gromic_facts_marvel_dc More power, rabbit!

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Facial expression - 55 O WION • 2 MIN READ Kim Jong-un deliberately faked his death to expose traitors in his circle: R... everyone who celebrated: We're all gonna die! TMESAN

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Facial expression - I need to call the doctor which doctor? No, the regular kind

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Text - whoopace-kosi FOLLOW Steve, being Righteous and Patriotic: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same. Natasha: [with her mouth full] Kill two. #steve: *glares* #nat: just saying

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Fashion - Loki: I swear I left him right here. Thor: Right here on the sidewalk, or right there where the building is being demolished? Great planning.

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Photo caption - Christians: Jesus is the reason for the season Atheists: IS HE, THOUGH? made on imgu

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Movie - Alright, coming to you. Keep up, old manl Nobody would know. Nobody. The last I saw him, an Ultron was sitting on him. Yeah, he'll be missed, that quick little bastard. I miss him already. marvelgiffactory The fact that Joss said these lines were all Jeremy makes this scene even better jrbarton When an actor is cut for a character, there you have proof e

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Comics - HA HA, LOOK HOW MUCH YOU STAND OUT!

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Facial expression - Orealityavengers "Don't forget your umbrella." "Oh, right." *crashing sounds* *crashing sounds* "crashing sounds* "Sorry."

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Cartoon - BANNER! IT'S ME! YOU REMEMBER ME.. RIGHT? HULK-0-VIŠION NO PHAMMER HULK O-VISION WHY ARE YOU SMILING LIKE THAT

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Comics - What'll it be,sir? (Yeah, 'll take a- HAPPYMEAL Tasha wants one too. WANT TR 15TGGEST Of MACS Barton you're a grown man. okay, So 2-THOR! INSIDE UOKCE! 2EROS CUNT! SHUT UP! fOR ASCARD! Chicken tenders. Sweet sauce all aver my loody Salad, Tony oh and 8 orders of Chicken and a- Salad? really Cap? nuggets, Tony .. wth a dict Coke

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Captain america - When I finally find out who is responsible for my low GPA Oh you gotta be shitting me.

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Text - when you get called to the principals office and see your friend already in there I've never met this man in my life.

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Photo caption - Customer: I'll have the usual Me: SUBWAY I've never met this man in my life

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Collage - Ile Who's a better superhero;, Thor or Loki? Lten THOR! Enterta Why would you say that? Entertai Because he çan knock people down with just his hammer. Entertain See? Who needs a hammer? i'didlit with my bare hands.

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Cartoon - ReaD This literature like it. Ihaak ANOhE S READ HORSES nttp://onacontumbir.com/

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Photo caption - thor dissociating completely is the biggest mood

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Fictional character - You know Thor? Yeah. Tall guy, not that good looking.

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Organism - When you're having a threesomewith your friend and his girlfriend and he starts putting his dick in your ass Peter! Stop! Stop! It's me!

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Fictional character - A man dressed as Spider-Man is on a robbery spree in NYC. trib.al/wFqZwjv DAILYBUGLE HERO MENACE?

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Cartoon - WE DID IT, WE TIME TRAVELED! # 101 LET ME ASK THAT WOMAN OVER THERE BUT TO WHAT YEAR? UthejusticeAvenger I'm looking for Doctor Stephen Strange WE ARE IN 2012 You are about five years too early SRGRAFO

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Text - peterssquill peter parker: holy sHIT YOU'RE- bruce banner, sighing: yes, I'm the hu- peter parker: THE MOST RENOWNED SCIENTIST OF THE GENERATION arachnid-abomination Bruce Banner, voice cracking about to cry: th-thanks Source: peterssquill

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Photo caption - Steve & Wanda "Bedroom" Scene | Captain America Civil War (2016).. You and I remember Civil War very differently

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Text - Me: send nudes Her: LMAO I know you're not that kind of guy Me: @hollywoodsquares I AM THO

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Text - When someone tells me to just "be happy Me My Brain He can't do it on command! Srunny.ce

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Fictional character - Government: Work from Home Iron Man: m AVELDUS PICS

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Cartoon - OK GUYS, JUST ACT NORMAL (STAB) WHY'D YOU DO THAT?! HE SAID ACT NORMAL

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Fictional character - The Rest of the World You peoplo have issues. Of course I have issues. HK That's my freakin' father!

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Squirrel - A Squirrel Stopped This Woman For Help And Led Her To Its Injured Baby Because thats what heroes do

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Text - Me when the government tells me that the quarantine is over: What's it like out there? I mean... Do people still dance? Are food trucks still a thing?

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Text - tiredsciencebro I just saw Ragnork for the 3rd time and this was all I could think of during the scene when Loki and Thor are in New York looking for Odin: Presumably, Tony and the other Avengers are keeping an eye out for sightings of Thor and Hulk. Scanning the internet, news, social media etc for any sign that their friends are alive/back on earth. So imagine how confused they are when 1 selfie of Thor in casual clothes on a random New York street pops up on twitter with no explanation

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Photo caption - One Day You'll Be The Best Thing To Ever Happen To nide a balanced diet THOUGHTCATALOG.COM R n den eret that Someone No, I don't think i will

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Text - When you look forward in the future and see Thanos is actually right so you give him the time stone

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Hair - You: Mom, I'm sick. Thermometer: He's sick. Doctor: He's sick. Mom: Is he, though?

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Movie - WE'RE GOING TO BE MEN IN BLACK NOW. WHAT IS THAT FOR? BUT EVERYONE WILL REMEMBER WE'RE IN THOR 3 TOGETHER AND MAKE MEMES ABOUT US. NOT IF WE DO THIS. ewegiveyouthecrcep eeps

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Text - My gf's father: So you'll get my daughter home right after the prom, right? Me: Your optimism is misplaced, ass guardian

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Cartoon - | KNOW IT'S YOU LOKI You WONIT FOOL ME AGA IN, BROTHER AGISSEU

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Fictional character - People's lives on social media "Fake!" Gheros ig the geek strikes back

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Facial hair - Them: I wish I had the body of a god. Me: @j3nj3nblnks

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Face - cuddleslutloki imagine if the asgardians knew it was loki and not odin bc odin suddenly stopped losing his temper over dumb shit and was behaving more like frigga so they were like "oh, loki, it's gotta be" cuddleslutloki "we told him one of the lesser colonies began a revolution and declared independence and all he did was drink an entire glass of wine and say 'good for them' and then he wrote another play" trickerydickerydock Thor: Look, Odin was Loki the whole time! Asgardians:

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Movie - drug kingpin that caused the crack epidemic CIA Ronald Reagan No. It can't be.

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Organism - When you do your homework just before class but then change the date

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Text - spicyspidey ... Why does Peter Parker in Infinity War always look like he walked onto the wrong set and has no idea what's going on @spicyspidey View all ts tomholland2013 Because I had no idea what was going on e

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Text - How it feels like after I have charged all my electronic devices to 100% @comic facts marvel_dc

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Hair - You look tired, Peter. The future hasn't been kind to you, has it?

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Captain america - FIRST LOOK AT CAPTAINAMERICA OMG! SOME BLACK MAN JUST STOLE CAPTAIN'S SHIELD PAEL

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Superhero - I am inevitable. MARVEL OTEI TUSTING So... You thought you were inevitable.

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Photo caption - Man Runs lnto Burning Building To Save His Dog by dogtime Because that's what heroes do

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Font - - Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good

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Movie - is Footloose' still the greatest movie in history? it nevèr was @leonardo.blazekcardini CIVIL WAR

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30 Quirky Tumblr Gems That Don’t Disappoint

As time-wasting sites go, Tumblr’s really got a bit of everything. This entertaining dump of Tumblr goodies spans many years, topics, and types of jokes. And it’s all primed and ready for your bored eyes and brains.

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Text - ink-and-roses: ahumblebard: doxian: I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson. Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl. SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin' motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. I didn't know I needed this in my life until now. This is never not funny Source: doxian

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Text - firlalaith: zombiefauns: i've figured out that horror games with grotesque monsters and spooky environments are -9000 scary if you pretend you're steve irwin on a mission to document the monster(s) "Lookie there. That's a six-foot grunt from the basement. A'hm gonna wrassle it." This is how I get thru a lot of scary environments without getting scared, it really works.

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Cartoon - JESSIE Jessie is the daughter of a famous Team Rocket operative. When she was very young, her mother left on assignment to track down the Mythical Pokémon Mew. So Jessie was raised mostly in a foster home. She grew up so poor that some of her meals were just snow. Jessie's mother never returned from her mission, and Jessie had a hard time finding her way in the world without her mother's guidance. She tried nursing school and joining a bike gang. Eventually, she enrolled in Pokémon Tec

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Text - English Game: place the word "only" anywhere on the sentence She told him that she loved him. parkourtoyoutoo: shadowwraiths: Ladies and Gentlemen, The English Language... What are you doing? STOP. THIS IS NOT FAIR.

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Text - hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood. just fyi do you think if you gave someone a huge shot of hydrogen peroxide straight into their bloodstream it would kill them? THIS GODDAMN WEBSITE IS JUST ALL MADE UP OF MURDERERS

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Text - australopitherex: just-shower-thoughts: How long does someone have to be dead before it's considered archeology instead of grave robbing? as an archaeologist, i find this a veRY AWKWARD QUESTION Source: just-shower-thoughts 99,186 notes 1

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Text - kayishgatsby rainbownova a Source: sequinsandpe. yhamster: notdavestrider: davies-rules-moffat-drools: my-placenta-is-on-fire: scarecrowartist: bekkaa: sweeter-than-tea: Did you know that by spelling the english word SOCKS outloud, you are also saying the spanish phrase Eso si que es, which means "It is what is is". My spanish teacher töld us this last year and I will never forget it can we say socks instead of yolo? yes. Mama, just kiled a man #SOCKS #espanyolo im laughing histerically r

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Text - not-safe-for-earth: madlori: destielcult: I will never understand why Sweeney Todd is such an underrated film on tumblr. I mean it's a musical about cannibalism featuring attractive psychopaths and the cast is 90% british. My friend Rachel refers to this movie as "Johnny Depp Slaughters the Cast of Harry Potter." ACCURATE

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Text - ididntgetthejoke brittneykelly8 Follow August 31st 2016, 10:57:49 pm - an hour ago bennyphantom Reasons l'm probably a cat -Passive aggressive -Needs attention but pretends I don't -Likes to be pet -Whiny -Doesn't know when to stop eating -Needs to sleep 10+ hours -Sheds a lot -Lays on the floor where people are trying to walk -Screams Source: bennyphantom 63,639 notes

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Text - nekrfa: i like how its englAND scotLAND ireLAND wales Every family has a Rebel Can we also talk about the Welsh flag Fuck you I have a dragon "IT'S NOT A PHASE, ENGLAND! THIS IS WHO I REALLY AM!" 151,468 notos

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Text - baozi-saurus-rex 2 theconsultingidjitstarw... Follow beyleesi: just-shower-thoughts: Just broke my personal record for consecutive days lived..Going for the record again tomorrow this is surprisingly extremely encouraging Source: just-shower-thoughts 202,147 notes

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Text - i-am-mr-clever: amoying: FACT: adding "inator 3000" to ANYTHING makes it 200 times COOLER ex. uncool noun: bird COOL noun: Birdinator 3000 thank you Dr. Doofenshmirtz

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Food - 1stave Eoyalxantoinetextblue: • eating chocolate does not trigger migraine headaches. • eating chocolate reduces the risk of heart disease and cancer. • eating chocolate does not give someone acne or other skin eruptions, • eating chocolate boosts one's appetite, but does not cause weight gain. • eating moderate amounts of chocolate makes one live almost a year longer, • eating chocolate releases endorphins in the brain, which act as pain-rellevers, • the sugar in chocolate may reduce str

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Text - ziraseal: naturemetaltolkien: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. you need to stop Source: naturemetaltolkien 93,877 notes

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Text - When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn't a creeper, and he definitely wasn't unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, "Oh god, he's

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Text - Medicine I don't remember exactly when the hallucinations began, but I do remember the first time I was in a ball on the floor crying my eyes out because of all the flames and screams, which apparently only I could see. My dad found me. I don't know how I would've pulled through if he hadn't been there telling me it would all be okay. That I was going to be fine. That everything would be fine. Afterwards he kept bugging me about seeing a doctor or a psychiatrist or a priest or someone, an

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Text - castiel-2y5 ampara louheart sadstagram YOUR BONES AND INSIDES HAVE NEVER SEEN SUNLIGHT AND THEY PROBABLY NEVER WILL uniess you get brutally murdered and ieft outside to rot US Whoa there friend you might need to slow down

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Adaptation - Everything in this room is catable. Éven l'am catablei But that is called cannibalism, my dear children and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. ive-got-a-dark-side: Johnny Depp smashed this role & if you think otherwise your argument is invalid.

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Text - aariandthediamonds: jesspinkman: being a pessimist is great i'm always either right or pleasantly surprised #the optimistic look on pessimism The paradox is high in this one

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Text - pros and cons of being friends with me punkukulele: pros • puns • free baked goods • honest opinions i laugh at everything • you're always the attractive friend • i never sleep so i'm always up to talk • i don't judge cons • puns • mental instability everything i say is annoying • i repeat myself a lot • i'm an anxious piece of trash • i sing a lot • i say so many self depreciating things it's pathetic • mood swings • i hardly go out Source: wisteria-jpg

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Face - Now Ma Rioling Idontwant to bothoryou 0-Iroally don't Butl-Ido have just ono question for you Way dia you RIn your husband? quantumbanana: 0 chill but 10000000% adorable just the usual

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Text - I hate myself but I still think I'm better than everybody else I hate people but l'd love to be in a relationship I love food but I don't want to get fat I want money but dont want a job look it's my entire life in a post

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Transport - Come a little closer Funeral servic m Jnastadeas m cynicallys ITS AN ADD FOR FUCKINF FUNERAL SERVICES

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Text - paintedspectres: cannibals-insomnia: I'm putting my cat on a vegan diet. "how could you do that! that's animal abuse" No it's not. a vegan- only diet is actually very healthy for them. "cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat" I know. that's why it's a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find. I got really angry for a minute then died of laughter. 44,448 notes

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Text - Missionary Baptist Church REMEMBER SATAN WAS THE FIRST TO DEMAND EQUAL RIGHTS witch-boots: emofag420: the-vengeful-crobat: flirtyfawn: | I hate living in Texas. Can't tell if this is anti-equal rights or pro-satan I'm deciding this is pro-satan Definitely pro-Satan.

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Text - Brain, noo00 . None of these Iden fit toge ther! Idea Idca PIdea Tdea Stine imaginarybatman: girlgrowingsmall: petitpotato: My brain is a simple one. This is beautiful. I want this on a shirt. This is accurate. Source: petitpotato 148,415 notes Idea

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Text - yesbrendonurie: cokeflow: You sing along to Panic At The Disco or you hop out of my car and walk by Fall Out Boy if you don't understand why this is funny, I don't think I can explain it to you. by Panic! At The Disco

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Text - shitilivefor: katara: i just pretend i know what im talking about 150% of the time if you can't blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit i think i just found my senior quote

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Text - guceubcuesu: paranoidjapandroid: "no" is too serious "nope" is too casual "nah" is just right "Did you kill this man?" "Nah"

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Text - boomsticks-and-firewater: puellamagidolaon: lovrdlogic: When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control. Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton. Source: platwaifu 212,493 notes

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Time-Wasting Memes With Plenty Of Variety

Happy Friday, mofos. Need a little content-based R&R to get your weekend going? You’re in luck. This varied gallery has got it all: dumb memes, tumblr shitposts, and, of course, a littledark humor. Strap in, get scrolling, and enjoy.

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Text - Ben Dreyfuss @bendreyfuss A lot of cheap flights right now, and part of me thinks, if im going to get the coronavirus, I might as well get it in a deeply discounted 5 star hotel in Venice 11:38 pm · 2/3/20 · TweetDeck 7,674 Retweets 76K Likes

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Text - lil waste of space @pupperonis baking the beans

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Cat - heck forgot my snacks

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Line - sometimes it don't be like that but you're so used to when, it do be like that that you don't give it a chance to don't

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Text - maagicaal.witch mossy-suggestions may your soul be overgrown with moss. may your veins fill with rainwater and your lungs swell with flowers. marmalade-cabin is this a curse or blessing?? either way lay it on me boys

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Wave - guilt for merely existing me, minding my own business

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Text - Max Grossman @GrossmanMax Therapist: ...and what do we say when we feel like this? Me: ...um....um....LINE Stage Manager: IT DOESN'T DEFINE ME AS A PERSON Me: It doesn't define me as a person. Therapist: You have to stop bringing Stage Managers to these sessions.

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Dress - how a sufi sees how I see a sufi me hello sufi hello again sufi

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Text - St. Vincent O @st_vincent "All due respect," is a wonderful expression because it doesn't actually specify how much respect is actually due. Could be none. 5/12/17, 8:08 AM

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Bengal tiger - 2 days after you tell yourself SAL GEKO to stop buying useless shit.

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Adaptation - Mira Gonzalez O @miragonz me when my phone dies Distraught monkeys mourn death of robotic monkey spying on them

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Photo caption - When you finally find someone who doesn't try to fix you when you're going through it. You may experience the emptiness with me if you wish. Void Mistress

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Facial expression - kierkegaard - daddy issues - sexually frustrated - probably crazy, but seems nice dostoevsky nietzsche - DEFINITELY crazy - god complex - 3edgy5u - sensitive - goes to church - always manages to avoid certain death sartre camus kafka - hot shot - lives for the drama - armchair psychiatrist - anarchist never finishes - sits alone at cafes - when will dostoevsky anything - easily overwhelmed - probably an insect notice me?

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Cartoon - SOMETIMES IT JUST FEELS LIKE THE WHOLE UNIVERSE IS AGAINST ME SIGH I STOLE YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER WHAT NO

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Games - you have been visited by the PERMIT CRAB you may do 1 bad thing today I'm going to commit pre-marital hand holding 20h 922 (6 72 yes now I can commit racial genocide 1d 4 86 1.3K

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Cat - very cozy @pat_dunning been reading a book of mid-century Chinese satirical cartoons. Hua Junwu had the modern meme template pegged before any of us were breathin Nov. 1963 Looking at my faults Looking at otner People's Sauits RU 62. Cat's eyes

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Text - Pats O' Tweetin @PatsATweetin friend: what day is it today me: it's mar 10 friend: like mario! me: itsa mar 10 3:41 AM · 3/10/20 · Twitter for Android

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Headstone - Gravestones in about 50 years:

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Portrait - what the fuck is this shit

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Text - ask-the-sensual-primarch S trukingofskeletonhell Seguir dateamonster original theory: succubi are always women, incubi are always men facts: in fact succubus comes from the latin word "succubare" which means "to lie under" and incubus comes from the latin word "incubare" which means "to lie on" new improved theory: incubi are always tops and succubi are always bottoms. gender doesn't matter at all. aimofdestiny addendum: if the sex demon in question is versatile, they're a concubus, from

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Friendship - IT'S BETTER To Have LOVED & LOST. THAN TO LIVE WITH THE PSYCHO THE REST OF Your LIFE

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Text - auditorycheesecakes: the only bad thing about garlic is all the paperwork you have to do before you can even cut it up look at that layers and layers of bureaucratic bullshit

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Owl - Feather Fashion Statement Judgemental thoughts Hypnotizers Boop at own risk Surveillance Spinner Cool-kid camo Muffled Movers Flight floof Knees (?) Arcade claws Proper anatomy of an Eastern Screech Owl

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Text - Mike Primavera @primawesome Don't be boring with your midlife crisis and buy a sports car F Go hard. Learn magic. Lease a falcon. Start a cult. Are people worried about you? Sure. But are they also a little curious? Yeah man sign them up for the cult, you gotta make those falcon payments.

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Mythology - GREAT MOMENTS IN SCIENCE Cave men invented fire when they grew sick of eating their marshmallows raw.

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Text - I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. Madigan does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf, trying to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog's. Whe

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Cat - Bond, James Bond. Butt, Fluffy Butt.

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Text - taakoshell S 4penises Follow johnnyjoestarrelatable just found out today that moths can make their genitals vibrate to throw off a bat's sonar venacavO we can too you're just not skilled yet pileofknives Me helicoptering my dick so the cops can't triangulate my cellphone signal 22,414 notes

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Food - Bite S Natural & A Skittles TASTE THE RAINBOW. Ingest the light. FEEL ITS POWER. Absorb all color. Devour the sun. EAT THE STARS. ST You are unstoppable. FOREST ny

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Bird - i don't want to do this is a problem anything right now in modern society, unproductivity is equated with worthlessness aa tayanekcomics let me be useless and feel good about it eee i'm not even gonna finish this comic take that, society

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Ghost - Get fox Escape the system MADE WI

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Line - Isr yide the Mulle 'active' kitten 'passive' kitten 4.1 A kitten carousel

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Text - Ria Lina @rialina_ Since we are not to shake hands anymore I propose we curtesy and bow as they did in the times of Jane | Austen. Gender is irrelevant, whosoever bows first, the other must curtesy in return. Let the greetings begin.

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Text - chemicalkin Stop what you're doing. Canadian lynx also do the thing that house cats do where they stop grooming with their leg stuck in the air. Okay carry on. thefingerfuckingfemalefury THEY STICK THEIR LEGGY OUT REAL FAR drfitzmonster THAT PAW THO thefingerfuckingfemalefury A MIGHTY PAW

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Purple - everybody gangster till réality dissolve

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Facial expression - So, you have come for information? I have some for you... Did you know that the average flight velocity of an unladen European swallow is roughly 11m/s? I did not know that! But what about an African swallow? Unfortunatly not enough is known about African swallows in order to make such estimations

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Text - anue Friend: how do you say i love you in german Me: ich liebe dich Friend: i also love dick doujinshi das ist so traurig alexa spiel 99 luftballons oforlikelalune-deactivated I know 3 words in German and I know EXACTLY what that fucking sentence says. cake-warrior yeah german tends to get right to the point SPAN DETECT LANGUAGE GERMAN GERMAN DNGISH birth control pills Antibabypillen

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Text - Serendipity Is Your Valentine @serendipitydon1 Answering "yes": ° mundane outdated simplistic why are you so boring? Answering "in-fucking-deedy": marvelous ° outstanding ° amazing ° why are you awesome? 12:33 PM · 2/7/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Fossilized Tree Resin @Jamberee13 Tfw she says she's 5'8" on her tinder bio but you show up and she's actually an ancient crow witch seeking revenge for the destruction of a northern forest village 8:27 AM · 21 Jan 20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Illustration - I ive in constant fear @trashspider

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American black bear - stay hydrated this is a threat

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Product - A radiator in a Victorian house with bread warmer built in mamoru now THIS is galaxy brain 71,946 notes

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Fifty-Five Memes Of Assorted Quality

As we blast into another sad weekend with nothing to do, let’s take a minute to enjoy some memes. They’re a low-pressure and, at least for right now, low-guilt activity with which to expend ones dullest hours. This assortment ofamusing tweets, Tumblr posts, and memes is just the tip of the iceberg. If you find yourself needing more, check out some of our latest meme galleries here and here. Happy scrolling! 

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Photo caption - "You'll get no where in life sitting around doing nothing all day!" Me

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Product - Introverted Introverted people people on social in real life media

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Cartoon - keep my solar panels in the sun all day?" "How else would

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Text - O pommebayalacroix the 8th deadly sin, gaming lovetten gaming is a combination of greed (gamer money), gluttony (potion and munch), envy (friend gets epic loot and you don't), wrath (nerd rage), sloth (all day gaming), lust (titty game), and pride (epic accomplishment) gaming is not the 8th sin, it's all of them froge holy shit... signal boost

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Cartoon - me: "why does my back always hurt?" my sleeping position: stfu @AceSpur · 10h Caption this

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Text - I grew up thinking I was a Disney princess. Turns out I'm this lady

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Text - thatonelesbiangirl: co8alt-thief: if you spell skeletons backwards it still spells skeletons Man I can't wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks reyalscitsiehta 374 points 1d If you spell "absolutely nothing" backwards, it becomes gnihton yletulosba, which also means absolutely nothing Reply Hide Ban

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Cartoon - I'VE BEEN EXPECTING Yου. I KNEW YOU'D COME TO TAKE ME. COME ON! TAKE ME ALREADY! TAKE ME, DARK STRANGER! WARANDPEAS.COM

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Text - Finally the fourth ape! He is the sum of the first three: He sees nobody, hears nobody and speaks to nobody.

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Organism - NOT HOT ENOUGH. NOT HOT ENOUGH. NOT HOT ENOUGH. PERFECT. wawa WIwa

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Text - A | FFH TOMORROW @7Osdeaky you know there's a generation gap when kids are talking about tik tok and you realize they're not talking about the pop classic Tik Tok by Kesha released in 2009

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Text - When you have a sudden urge to tidy and rearrange your room but then you're half way through, it looks messier than ever and you're not sure what the f came over you

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Text - Things Brits never believe: How hot it is How cold it is How dark it is How light it is That it's nearly Summer That it's nearly Christmas

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Text - Carli Ors Monday at 8:58 PM · O i keep subtitles on bc sometimes i just be snackin too loud

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Text - Why didnt Harry Potter drink liquid luck and then go kill Voldemort? Chris M 10 years ago Favorite Answer because he is a dumbass 2 O 24 5

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Facial expression - u/LonesomePancake The professor's wife confronting him about his affair The professor Everyone else in the Zoom meeting:

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Text - chrissy teigen O @chrissyteigen Don't like it when I donate a bug to the museum and he's like "eeew i hate bugs but I guess l'll take it" hello asshole I could sell this for 10 grand 1:21 AM · 4/18/20 · Twitter for iPhone 5,974 Retweets 73K Likes

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Font - College students when they get their first salary. Hdon want to play with you anymore

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Text - Lade @LadelsDivine 23h A mexican party with 300 people and loud ass music will be happening next door at 3 in the morning and you go and find out what they're celebrating and its usually a 2 year old's birthday party who already went to bed 5 hours ago O 572 2737.1K 233K

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Text - Foot Locker O @footlocker @decentbirthday Are you guys still open 3:47 PM / Foot Locker Foot Locker 3:48 PM

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Text - Phil YOU SUPER LIKED PHIL ON 3/10/19 Do you watch rick and morty? Tue, Mar 10, 11:49 PM No Sent Strike one Today 4:37 PM Do you smoke pot?

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Cartoon - When the choking went a bit too far but you're happy she opened her eyes again

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Text - jakey @nakeyjakey · 3h what if linguini from ratatouille was having sex and the girl pulled his hair and he started cooking spaghetti 324 27 16.3K 103K Seth Everman @SethEverman · 2h very good tweet delete it 27 203 7,789

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Text - French Benefits, C'est Moi @10kbabyspiders My special talent is assuming our friendship is a burden on you and you dread hearing from me. So then I stop talking to you to ease the load and ruin what we had. You're welcome. 9:14 AM - 2/5/19 · Twitter for iPhone 517 Retweets 1,568 Likes

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Cartoon - Drake This wild log bench? Fits my butt...perfectly.

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Text - nintendo of armenia @weedhitler getting diagnosed with adhd as an adult owns cuz you get to walk into a doctor's office and have a guy with a medical degree tell you "aye boss you got diet autism and the cure is to microdose meth" Imfao

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Text - Kyle @KylePlantEmoji I don't want to DIE, I want to BE DEAD. why is that so hard to grasp? Domino's guy: please sign so l can leave 1:28 PM · 2019-03-20 · Twitter for Android 1,939 Retweets 16.4K Likes

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Product - Time traveler: What year is it? Me: 2020 Time traveler: MEMES

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Cartoon - salad @defnotsally another hour in quarantine: *goes by* my fat, bored ass making my 9th meal of the day: SVFT UST

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Text - Shelby Dodson @ShelbyDodson666 I was at 711 and a guy asked me if I believed in God. I'm buying dinner at 711, homie. I don't even believe in myself. 20:14 · 07 Jun 19 Twitter for Android

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Text - Shit tweets for shit people @dai_dreemurr Corona virus diary, day 5: No one has talked to me in 9 months 23:36 · 18 Mar 20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - randy @leakypod simba: my uncle murdered my dad pumbaa: sheesh lol simba: then he blamed me for it timon: yikes. have u tried just not fucken worrying about it Imao

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Text - I meet someone they leave we talk I explain that LEGO people live in houses made of their own flesh

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Face - Model, 25, goes blind after getting her eyeballs tattooed black do you are have stupid

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Text - boredlord What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism? sexhaver this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors Source: boredlord 451,275 notes

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Text - Salty Mermaid @Jenn_H_Scott Me: It's gonna be a good day. Anxiety: It's like you don't even care about what happened in third grade anymore.

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Text - WTFDAD @daddydoubts Me: you're mad at me? Wife: no, not even sure why you would say that. Me: I can tell by the sound of you putting the plates away. WTFDAD Wife: fuck you and fuck those plates. Me: there it is.

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Text - Andy Richter @AndyRichter Went to visit my aunt, who despite suffering from dementia, has an intact sense of humor. Me: How have you been? Her:I have no idea.

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Text - That Mom Tho @mom_tho My 3 year old, who doesn't notice her pants are inside out or that her shoes are on the wrong feet, can spot a diced onion in her food from 3 feet away

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Text - old tom @YuckyTom the funniest thing i've ever said was on april 11th 2009 to my dad's cat and no one else was around to hear it. a car horn honked and he hopped off my bed and ran downstairs and i said "oh shit is your ride here" and laughed alone to myself for like five minutes straight

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Text - Dave @DaveApnea Ilaughed at my wife when said she was going to upload my snore onto spotify so that the world could suffer with her. I just checked and it has over 200,000 streams. ok she wins Dave Dont Shore AUG 14, 2019 Single lar Dave Don't Snore 201,503 Dave Don't Snore - Instru... 37,656 2.

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Text - Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood My Dad's high school "drug talk" with me was just a story about two guys in his platoon who smoked weed and fell asleep outside the wire, and the VC slit their throats and cut off their dicks. So whenever I smoked weed in Cave Creek, Arizona, I always kept watch for the Viet Cong

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Text - gaychel @lameravioli happy mother's day to the woman who called the cops on me when she didn't find me in my room sleeping in the middle of the night and thought I snuck out of the house. I was downstairs in the kitchen eating cereal and also 22

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Text - dickpic van dyke @youngcogan when I had surgery I assumed that when they were giving me aesthetic that they'd count down from ten like you see on the telly but instead a czech nurse just looked down at me and said "goodbye" andI was gone. i laugh every time i think about it.

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Text - bananafanafofisa @lisaxy424 It doesn't matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9- year-old was given $100.

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Text - Shen the Bird @Shen_the_Bird my mom: so i guess robbers broke into our house, drew all over the walls with crayons, but didn't steal anything five year old me: shit's wild i know

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Text - f thot fitzgerald @dracomallfoys once you get past my 12 rotating artificial personalities, general air of disdain, defensive and poor communication skills, emotional barriers, extreme moodiness, all while dodging my continuous attacks to push you away...im actually a really soft & fun person to be around

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Text - Started seeing someone As in dating or hallucinations

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Text - grimelords I want to make an infomercial where it's not clear what the guy's selling. Like he's demonstrating how powerful this vacuum is by sucking up a bowling ball but then he starts showing you how strong the bowling ball is by dropping it on some knives, but then he's showing how the knives haven't been damaged at all by using them to cut through some shoes and it goes on and on for two hours then just loops back to the start while a number flashes on screen the whole time and if you

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Cartoon - "She's gotta be skinny thicc ass big tits low maintenance no male friends have a job cook clean and give head or she aint got a chance with me"

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Text - Parents: *Start buying me nice things* me: Cancer or divorce?

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Text - Go fuck yourself Fuck me yourself you coward

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Relatable Memes For People Who Want To Feel Personally Attacked

If one thing is true about humans, it’s that they hate to feel alone. And lucky for everyone reading this, these incredibly relatable memeswill abolish that feeling, even if you’re stuck in lockdown all by your lonesome. From self-deprecating humor to clever observations, this gallery is sure to make you feel seen. Maybe even a little too seen…

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Text - ricardoo @_vricardo the one (1) granola bar in my stomach waiting for me to eat an actual meal

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Grizzly bear - Self doubt Me This one is just a real bear

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Cartoon - me trying to stop myself from replying to someone in .2 seconds after it took them 3 weeks to reply to me

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Text - I hate when people ask me what I did yesterday. I don't know, I breathed a lot. Probably got mad at something... Sighed heavily. The list goes on. MEMES

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Text - rachel @BUGPOSTING insane to know that there is free serotonin floating around in my brain and my receptors are like hm...none for me thanks

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Asphalt - Laziness Random motivation at 2 in the morning More laziness

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Text - You done being psycho? No Delivered

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Text - Me: weed helps me sleep Me, at 1:55 am: cooking and eating Alfredo by myself

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Text - birthday bray @heartbray i'm about to cha cha real smooth off a fucking cliff

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Text - summer goth @NicCageMatch "Hello darkness my old friend." Darkness: I'm not lending you any money. 2:17 PM - 22 Nov

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Face - when you thought everything would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it's actually difficult difficult lemon difficult

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Event - Me after doing literally anything You should be ashamed of yourself. I am, 24/7.

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Cartoon - a random person: *smiles and is nice to me* me with social anxiety: quickly get attached because you barely socialize and create bonds with people as one should

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Text - When you have low iron and stand up too fast Ah shit, here we go again.

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Text - I feel like l'd describe myself as an emotional taco. Hard on the outside and everything on the inside eventually ends up coming out and making a mess of things.

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Text - Me: hold on imma smoke before weleave My non stoner friend: dbtgarb.com

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Text - NXHLVS @NXHLVS Me: *checks clock before starting an activity* My anxiety: "Well it's 9:14 which might as well be 9:30 and that's basically 10 which is almost 11 and i have to be in bed by 11:30 so l don't have time to start anything"

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Text - Me flirting: U got anxiety too or no

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Text - Therapist: so what actions did you take this week to help release dopamine in your brain? Me: i shared a bunch of memes on the internet soi could feel validated. Therapist: *sprays me with water bottle*

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Text - bluehairedunicorn Therapist: You're a nice person Friends: You're a nice person Family: You're a nice person Me: Yeah but what if l'm actually shit nudityandnerdery Me: Oh, fuck, I tricked so many people into thinking I'm nice, that's just how shit I am. thefifthemerald This post is very loud.

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Text - 1984's George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS Fun thing to do at 11pm: Pick apart your every flaw and insecurity until you convince yourself that you're unloveable then destroy your relationships because you're convinced they don't reciprocate your feelings anyway 9:40 PM · 3/5/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - lethbian me: I should go to therapy probably (later at therapy) therapist: so how are you? me: fine! I'm great actually I don't know why I'm here l'm so great Source: false 246,728 notes

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Text - Hana Michels @HanaMichels If I was accidentally weird to you once just know I will be thinking about it every night for the next 50 years

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Diagram - oversharing everything about my life being super secretive for no reason

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Text - Me: This is a really serious topic. I'm not gonna make fun of it. Also me: MEME @tank.sinatra

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Rat - Me: *wakes up* So, the nightmare begins again.

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Animated cartoon - Emotionally abused people Basic fucking kindness Is this romance?

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Text - Me when someone tries to get to know me we are open the door is just very heavy

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Text - Someone: I wanna get to know you Me: alright pick a category CHILDHOOD SUBSTANCE POOR LIFE TRAUMA MENTAL CHOICES ILLNESS THINGSI SHOULDNT SAY INAPPROPRIATE HUMOUR ABUSE $100 $100 $100 $100 $100 $100 $200 $200 $200 $200 $200 $200 $300 $300 $300 $300 $300 $300 $400 $400 $400 $400 $400 $400 $500 $500 $500 $500 $500 $500.

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T-shirt - me severe depression self-deprecating humor self-deprecating self-deprecating humor humor

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Text - Sam Reich @samreich therapist: so what's troubling you? me: my parents taught me to be so polite that now i have trouble taking up any emotional real estate therapist: and how does that make you feel? me: fine

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Text - maggie @sinisteragents my therapist: you're afraid to be an imposition me, putting an empty coffee cup in my bag instead of asking for a trash can: me? 9:25 PM · 04 Nov 19 from Brooklyn, NY Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Noah Strider 4 hrs · 4 co-worker: can I add you on fb? me: Not unless everyone gets real cool about a bunch of stuff really quickly.

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Transport - Me in real life : My desire to isolate myself My desire for connection

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Text - b.b @Benoo_Brown friends: why you doing dumb shit? me: kyle @itsdjluigi In my defense I was left unsupervised

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Text - Leo @seasonfordrugs wow adulthood really does hit fast when u spent all of your teenage years thinking u were gonna kill urself eventually 7:23 AM - 4/1/19 from Houston, TX Twitter for iPhone 770 Retweets 2,531 Likes

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Poster - HELP! I'M UNHAPPY ΟΚΑΥ, HERE'S GRADUAL NO THANKS, I WAS LOOKING FOR DRAMATIC ESCAPE CHANGE THROUGH DAILY HABITS

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Text - Therapist: and how does that make you feel? "I am not very good at describing my emotions, maybe you could just hold up a bunch of meme pictures until I see one that I would normally comment the word "mood" on?"

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Text - I paid my rent so don't ask me to come out. I'm at home getting my moneys worth

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Finger - I am a grown ass woman. DO NOT YELL AT ME or I will cry immediately

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Text - Me talking to the sink full of dirty dishes every night I'm going to bed. Fuck the lot of you.

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Vehicle - WEBE EEEE You know, I'm something of a fucking myself idiot

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Text - shout out to my fellow sexy bitches with adhd who use way more words than they really need to literally any time they write or type anything because their point has to come across 100% like they imagined it slimeonline is this post an example Source: amygdalan-arm

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Cartoon - sadnradmemes classic symptoms of mental illness parents Is this laziness?

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Text - jonny sun @jonnysun hello darkness my old friend why are you here its 4pm

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Text - tragedycamp adhd is so funny it's like being possessed but with myself welpnotagain me, desperately: can we please get something done?! my inner demon, who is also me: IF YOU LIKE PIÑA COLADA Source: tragedycamp

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Virus-Free Memes To Remind You Of Simpler Times

Once upon a time our world had no knowledge of this “invisible enemy” called coronavirus. Things were simpler. We may have had our issues, but we were able to enjoy tons of memes that had nothing to do with a deadly pandemic. The good old days. We hope these shitposts bring you back to those less-complicated times.

Once upon a time our world had no knowledge of this “invisible enemy” called coronavirus. Things were simpler. We may have had our issues, but we were able to enjoy tons of memes that had nothing to do with a deadly pandemic. The good old days. We hope these shitposts bring you back to those less-complicated times.

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Dinosaur - Unable to connect to the Internet More Internet

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Movie - Look to my coming, at first light, on the fifth day. At dawn, look to the east. ello there!

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Purrtacular 8 hrs · A Last month my cat disappeared. A week ago I found him and brought him home. Today my cat came back. Now I have two identical cats. ODO 6.2K 685 Comments” title=”” width=”640″ height=”767″/>

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Text - Hmmm, I found a strange piece of plastic on the floor that looks like it broke off of something, but I have no idea what. Better save it in the junk drawer until I die.

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Text - Me: *gets down on the floor to stretch* My Dog: So you have chosen. KISSES

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Text - Doth @DothTheDoth In honor of Van Gogh's birthdayIwil also be poor & slowly going insane. 5:06 PM · 3/30/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Ancient Greek writers Modern Greek making monster girls and evil witches to highlight how bad women are mythology fans, turned on and in unless they're controlled and act within the love with every boundaries set for them in one of them Ancient Greece You fucking donkey. Oh dear, oh dear. Gorgeous.

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Dog - WeRateDogs® O @dog_rates This is Nellie. She's an astronaut. Please don't interrupt her spacewalk. 13/10 8:45 AM · 4/6/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Cartoon - WAIT - THE PILLS, OR... ... IN GENERAL? KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN

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Skyscraper - Tall people when they get insulted [Angry skyscraper noisesl

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Cartoon - 0 0 precumming NO. chivi-chivik How can I delete somebody else's post

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Text - father @father imagine getting away wit a murder 20 yrs ago then some asshole drops a doc on netflix bringin it back up 4/1/20, 4:31 AM 36.1K Retweets 345K Likes Carlos Enrique @c_enrique04 1d Replying to @father She must have been HEATED. 04 2786 4,440 Sean @SeanLeoBennett 17h S(he) (must have been) H(EATED) Q 24 27905 17.6K

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Facial expression - That'll be 45 cents please

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People - When you die & realize that Auto-Save was on

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Text - sarafcarter @sarafcarter Sooo what do we do after finishing Tiger King? Is there another documentary out or do we just go straight to meth?

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Dinosaur - Oh shit! The economy!!

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Adaptation - Diogenes of Lagos @The_Nifemi nothing to see here, it's just a cat who mistakenly knocked over a flower pot.. alex @alxjasper let her perform her spells in peace

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Text - boilingheart ADHD: *puts off doing small but necessary tasks for weeks on end because they just seem too haaaaaaard* also ADHD: *drops everything and spends 14 hours straight doing 150% of an unnecessary and highly- involved task that no one asked for without taking a single break to eat or pee* Source: rowanthesloth

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Land vehicle - When someone touches your neck

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Head - Turn it Twist if Copi COpi DESTROY IT MIM No Isildur

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Text - dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch [before christian rock was invented] *In mosh pit* wish i could do this for the lord

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Text - Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes 3 guys are on a boat with 4 cigarettes but nothing to light them with. So they throw one cigarette overboard and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

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Text - Life and Times of Mom @VirginiaMcMurdo Adult Milestones Nobody Tells You About: One day you will use, clean, and store your crockpot, all in the same day. 5:16 PM · 4/1/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Tulok the BarCAREian @tulokthe Town Priest: The witches that control the woods are evil. Girl: What do they do? Priest: They aren't heteronorma- tive or patriarchal, do lots of drugs and have sex with each other. Girl: Omg, what specific parts of the woods are they in, so I can avoid them extra hard? 3:24 PM 22 Feb 20 · Twitter for Android

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Food - My therapist: What are you thinking about? Me: nothing My brain: 100% WHOLE GRAIN WET THCS NABISCO 219 Whole Grain per 31g Serving NEW LOOK! WHEAT THICCS PER PIECE 140 0.5 200 SODUM 5, SUGARS CALORIES SAT FAT SNACKS I NET WT 91 OZ (257g) MADE WITH MEME STUDIO adam.the.creato original

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Leaf - The Library Owl @SketchesbyBoze he's getting ready to reveal that every single person on the train committed the murder Faces in Things @FacesPics - 18h A gentleman leaf 4:55 AM · 4/2/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Fratalie @NxtxlieCxrey1 My organs: water??? Me: *picks up water* My organs: :-) Me: *pour water into bong* My organs: ayyyyyyy Мe: ayууУУУУУ

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Text - 206 MARY W. SHELLEY He sprang from the cabin window as he said this, upon the ice raft which lay close to the vessel. He was Soon borne away by the waves and lost in darkness and distance. As he drifted away I could just make out his final words. "It's okay if you just call me'Frankenstein' instead of Frankensteins Monster I really den't mind." The end

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Text - When thou sees a stunner in the Great Hall and thou start dropping hints like

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Animated cartoon - I don't want to eat Sir, its your time to eat Here comes the airplane

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Community - catapults are just angry spoons. CHANGE MY MIND

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Human - basghetti @enotonik - 17h if you're having a bad day, just remember that charlize theron used to knit on set between takes of mad max: fury road and that many of the war boys asked her to teach them to knit too, leading to pictures like this

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Adaptation - thecutestcatever What kind of bird is this naamahdarling The kind with several other birds inside it. joematar a mother! how wonderful

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Product - THIS IS THE BEST WAY TO SIT DOWN CHANGE MY MIND

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Cat - the will to improve myself Me the will to destroy myself

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Text - otherwindow Tooth fairies are a smaller and friendlier subspecies of the larger and much more hostile bone fairies. iwilltrytobereasonable Thank you for this bespoke nightmare thyrell bro forget that how much money do i get for a femur under my pillow

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Text - nerdgul Your average pineapple, peeled and cut makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces of pineapple chunks. Cans of pineapple come in a variety of sizes the most common being 20oz and 46oz. Meaning a single pineapple generally won't fill up a single can perfectly, wich also means everytime u eat pineapple from a can somewhere someone else has the can that has the rest of that same pineapple. Meaning u can share a single fruit with a stranger from hundreds of miles away and I think that's beutif

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Text - David Hughes @david8hughes [me narrating a documentary about an octopus] Look at this fat, wet spider.

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Text - MARINE BIOLOGY PROFESSOR: So an octopus can change its color to mimic its surroundings. When octopi do this it's called- ME: An octo-lie. PROFESSOR: ...Metachrosis. ME: PROFESSOR: ME: Mocktopus.

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Text - bigassmagnet all these deadpool comic runs are ridiculous. Deadpool vs This. Deadpool kills That. how about Deadpool Has a Nice Day? Deadpool Is Validated by His Peers. Someone Loves Deadpool Because of His Flaws Not in Spite of Them. Something Nice Happens to Deadpool and It Is Not Immediately Ripped Away from Him by a Cold and Unfeeling Universe. bye-angel did deadpool write this. Source: bigassmagnet 66,196 notes

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Just A Bunch Of Weird & Nerdy Tumblr Posts

Every now and then Tumblrwill pop into our heads, reminding us that it still exists even after the site’s de-sexualization. While the porn freaks and horn dogs may not be on the site as much, there’s still a ton of geeky content being thrown into the ether. It’s the perfect way to waste time while in lockdown.

Every now and then Tumblrwill pop into our heads, reminding us that it still exists even after the site’s de-sexualization. While the porn freaks and horn dogs may not be on the site as much, there’s still a ton of geeky content being thrown into the ether. It’s the perfect way to waste time while in lockdown.

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Tasty Tumblr Gems To Help Pass The Time

Does anyone else feel like they’ve exhausted the procrastination material of the internet? We’ve got some good news for you: you haven’t. As long as we’re all stuck indoors, we’re on the front lines of the interwebs, looking for funny crap to help you wile away the hours. Tumblr is one of the best sites for time-wasting material. These tidbits are proof.

Does anyone else feel like they’ve exhausted the procrastination material of the internet? We’ve got some good news for you: you haven’t. As long as we’re all stuck indoors, we’re on the front lines of the interwebs, looking for funny crap to help you wile away the hours. Tumblr is one of the best sites for time-wasting material. These tidbits are proof.

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Seventeen Witty Tumblr Posts That Got Us Chuckling

We’re willing to bet that if these amusing Tumblr posts got us laughing, then they’ll get you laughing as well. Since sifting through real Tumblr is a pain, we did that work for you as a little treat. So sit back, relax, and enjoy these miscellaneous Tumblr tidbits!

We’re willing to bet that if these amusing Tumblr posts got us laughing, then they’ll get you laughing as well. Since sifting through real Tumblr is a pain, we did that work for you as a little treat. So sit back, relax, and enjoy these miscellaneous Tumblr tidbits!

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Assorted Memes For The Healthy & The Quarantined

Boredom strikes pretty much everyone. From the rich people twiddling their thumbs in Ibiza manses, to fast food workers after close, we all need something to distract us from both the nothing and the everything. That’s where memes come in. They’re something we can all enjoy from wherever we happen to be: on the toilet, quarantined in Wuhan, or during a commute. And here are a bunch of ’em.

Boredom strikes pretty much everyone. From the rich people twiddling their thumbs in Ibiza manses, to fast food workers after close, we all need something to distract us from both the nothing and the everything. That’s where memes come in. They’re something we can all enjoy from wherever we happen to be: on the toilet, quarantined in Wuhan, or during a commute. And here are a bunch of ’em.

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Memes & Tweets To Dull The Pain

If that seasonal depression or regular depression is getting to you, it’s important to do things for you. We think this is called self-care. Take a minute for yourself and do something that makes you feel good. For some people, that might mean drinking a cold beer in a hot bubble bath. For us, it’s scrolling through memes. Hell, you can scroll through these memes
while taking a bubble bath. Just don”t drop your phone.

If that seasonal depression or regular depression is getting to you, it’s important to do things for you. We think this is called self-care. Take a minute for yourself and do something that makes you feel good. For some people, that might mean drinking a cold beer in a hot bubble bath. For us, it’s scrolling through memes. Hell, you can scroll through these memes
while taking a bubble bath. Just don”t drop your phone.

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Tumblr Star Wars Parody Of ‘Mr. Brightside’ Just Hits Right

We’re sucker for puns, parodies and the Star Wars universe. It should be no surprise that geniuses on Tumblr have managed to pack all of the above into this genius parody of the Star Wars prequels. This one is a mashup of The Killers’ classic Mr. Brightside and the cult classic (and very poorly reviewed) films. It’s a wonderful witty ride, and we’re upset we didn’t think of it first.

We’re sucker for puns, parodies and the Star Wars universe. It should be no surprise that geniuses on Tumblr have managed to pack all of the above into this genius parody of the Star Wars prequels. This one is a mashup of The Killers’ classic Mr. Brightside and the cult classic (and very poorly reviewed) films. It’s a wonderful witty ride, and we’re upset we didn’t think of it first.

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17 Invigorating Tumblr Posts That’ll Just Speak To You

Dammit Tumblr, always delivering the sass. And honestly, who couldn’t use a little more sass in their lives? BUT – there is way more than just sass on there: Tumblr has it all. We collected all the funniest Tumblr posts right here for you to enjoy. Cringe, wtf, laugh-cry, rofl, smh, chuckle, snort. The little gold nuggets of hilarity that make the day worth it. Come and find your gold nuggets, my little oompa loompas. Enjoy!

Dammit Tumblr, always delivering the sass. And honestly, who couldn’t use a little more sass in their lives? BUT – there is way more than just sass on there: Tumblr has it all. We collected all the funniest Tumblr posts right here for you to enjoy. Cringe, wtf, laugh-cry, rofl, smh, chuckle, snort. The little gold nuggets of hilarity that make the day worth it. Come and find your gold nuggets, my little oompa loompas. Enjoy!

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Text-Heavy Tumblr Tidbits To Exercise Your Reading Abilities

Do you like to read? Well this is the Tumblr dump for you. The often-funny and generally weird posts are just what you need to exercise those reading muscles before attempting any resolutions involving books or book clubs. And you don’t even have to crack open a tome! 

Do you like to read? Well this is the Tumblr dump for you. The often-funny and generally weird posts are just what you need to exercise those reading muscles before attempting any resolutions involving books or book clubs. And you don’t even have to crack open a tome! 

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Pointless Shitposts Your Weary Brain Can Process

It’s Saturday, and for us that means we’re still hungover (don’t get old) and trying to find ways to distract ourselves from the crushing pain of our existence. That could mean turning into a veritable Netflix consumption device, or it could mean looking at memes. Or, you know, you can do both. Lord knows this fried brain isn’t going to retain anything anyway.

It’s Saturday, and for us that means we’re still hungover (don’t get old) and trying to find ways to distract ourselves from the crushing pain of our existence. That could mean turning into a veritable Netflix consumption device, or it could mean looking at memes. Or, you know, you can do both. Lord knows this fried brain isn’t going to retain anything anyway.

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Amusing Text Posts For People Who Read Good

If you’re reading this description, we’re willing to bet that you can read well enough to indulge in this frivolous selection of tweets and Tumblr posts that made us crack a smile. Memes are so visually oriented these days. We’re not mad at taking a wee break from having everything spelled out with a picture.

If you’re reading this description, we’re willing to bet that you can read well enough to indulge in this frivolous selection of tweets and Tumblr posts that made us crack a smile. Memes are so visually oriented these days. We’re not mad at taking a wee break from having everything spelled out with a picture.

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