Simply An Assortment Of Semi-Humorous Memes

While some of you might not know what day it is, we’re still keeping track. Because we’re still working hard to provide y’all with some decent to moderately amusing memes. As we ease ourselves out of Thursday, we want ’em to keep your spirits high. There might be a dumb toilet paper shortage stateside, but we’re here to promise that there will never be a meme shortage. And that’s something to take comfort in.

While some of you might not know what day it is, we’re still keeping track. Because we’re still working hard to provide y’all with some decent to moderately amusing memes. As we ease ourselves out of Thursday, we want ’em to keep your spirits high. There might be a dumb toilet paper shortage stateside, but we’re here to promise that there will never be a meme shortage. And that’s something to take comfort in.

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Mammal - when you finally get what you want but it doesn't make you feel any better and just ruins your life more

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Text - SHE BELIEVED SHE COULD, BUT SHE WAS TIRED. . So SHE RESTED ¢ yOu KNOW WHATE THE WORLD WENT ON ¢ IT WAS OK. SHE KNEN SHE COMLD TRY AGAIN TOMORROW.

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Face - When the sink is full of dirty dishes, the trash needs to go out, and the washer and dryer are full THE DAD I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it

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Food - ZINNIA Follow @sailoremma A little something to take the edge off

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Text - I don't have a lot of money or gadgets but if my childhood self heard I own my own Wifi network, HD widescreen TV, all the music and movies I want via streaming, he'd think I had Bill Gates money. You never realize how much you have sometimes until you put yourself in perspective.

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Cartoon - I'M SAD I'M SAD. LEAVE ME ALONE. THANK YOU. NO. #11 HEYBUDDY COMICS O ft

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White - THE CREATURE ACCEPTS GENTLE HANDPATS I WAS ATTEMPTING NOT TO APPEAR DESPERATE You FAILED THANK YOU NATHANWPYLE

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Cartoon - I DUNNO WHAT IT NO. IS, I'VE JUST NEVER ENJOYED KALE. HAVE YOU TRIED IT BAKED? Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net Ifunny.ce

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Hair - LIKED NINE INCH NAILS BEFORE THEY WERE A BAND RIEMURASIA.NET

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Text - BOTW 2 HYLIAN BOOGALOO @BugCatcherWill Things strict parents think they're teaching you: -How to behave What they actually teach you: -How to listen for footsteps -How to appear busy -How to manipulate someone into calming down -How to lie on the spot

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Text - When you're dead inside but love nature CLASSICAL ART MEMES ucebook.com/classicalartimumes

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Text - Words From Darran @ShinraAlpha Read a thing on Tumblr the other day about how "punishable with a fine" means "legal for rich people" and it's lodged in my head firmly. 6/30/18, 5:05 AM

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Cat - Hookers don't fart, they let out little prosti-toots

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Face - Me during my current phase Me during my emo phase. where I'm 1000x more sad, but dress normal for work. lol

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Cartoon - Me every time 16 year olds make a new word like yeet and I have to look on urban dictionary

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Text - killstiles: [holds my breasts for comfort] securititties

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Text - b @curseoffeeling my whole life consists of people asking me if i've seen this movie and me telling them no i haven't seen that movie and then them telling me i should see that movie and then me telling them i'll add it to the list but there is no list and i won't watch that movie

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Text - whospilledthebongwater : yroxis : Personality: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK Anxiety: I do No post has ever described my life as accurately as this one

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Line art - wanna do nothing? ye. Pellopudge

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Text - Thread luis @ShineMyShit u ever call ur dog n they huff like ur gettin on their last nerve

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Text - Cat: that's a nice boob you got there. Be a real shame if someone were to step directly on it and then not move, putting all their weight on a single paw.

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Text - im-prada--u-nada Paracosm @WompWizard Did you really have a bad day or did you have 10-20 minutes where you let your thoughts run undisciplined which Led you to a bad vibe that you let carry you away? Cmon, bro.. you run this shit. Pay attention. 03.08.18, 02:59 pettydavis this is a very fifth eye open galaxy brain mood

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Text - alex medina @mrmedina So your 30s is basically cleaning up after your irresponsible health, financial, spiritual, emotional, and mental decision of your 20s? 1:37 PM · 5/21/19 · Twitter for iPhone

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Projection screen - BE WHO You NEEDED WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER.

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Sky - Start by doing 1 push up. Start by drinking 1 cup of water. Start by paying toward 1 debt. Start by reading 1 page. Start by making 1 sale. Start by deleting 1 old contact. Start by walking 1 lap. Start by attending 1 event. Start by writing 1 paragraph. Start today. Repeat tomorrow.

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Text - Pros and cons of making food Pros: food Cons: making

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Text - C.M. Galdre A @CMGaldre Wild bee: just getting snack Me: no prob bee Mason bee: just make house Me: build a way bị Honey bee:jus sampling the lavenders Me: you know I got an assortment Bumble bee: hey *bonk* I jus *bonk* I h Me: *holds flower still* Wasp: I'LL SEE U IN HELL Me: U TELL THEM WHO SENT U 3:41 AM · 08 Jul 18

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Clip art - Life is like roasting a marshmallow. You have to keep it moving, so it cooks evenly. It takes time And patience. F*ck%NG $H*4! LittleHikerBird

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Cartoon - I THOUGHT You I SAVED MY PROGRESS. QUIT DRINKING LAST WEEK. Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net

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Text - Thomas Pluck @thomaspluck Steps for reading articles: 1. Accept cookies 2. Block notifications 3. Deny location to website 4. Decline invitation to subscribe 5. Stop auto-playing video ads/mute sound 6. Dismiss reminder of free articles remaining 7. Shrink drop down banner 8. Click "read more" 9. Give up 2:33 AM · 12/6/19 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Rebecca Mix @rebeccarmix me before exercising: I'm going to hate this me, exercising: I hate this I hate this I hate this me after exercising: athena herself has blessed me. no man can defeat me. fire runs through my blood and my bones are crafted from steel. tremble, mortals, for I shall LIVE FOREVER

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Text - Kien Lam @MeanMisterKien saying "you need to calm down" - lacking in empathy - a rude command - stating the obvious saying "good, good, let the hate flow through you" - affirmative of their feelings - confirms it's normal to be upset - helps them embrace the unlimited potential of the dark side

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Text - OA nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks new mother: would you like to hold the baby? me: honestly i would hate that

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Text - Little Tunny @little_tunny I do not exist to be viewed, to be considered sexy, desirable, I am but a vessel for pasta, and that is valid 3:35 · 27 Apr 19 · Twitter Web App 5,874 Retweets 15.4K Likes 27

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Text - adamisfat If anyone tells you that you can't be badass, and also girly, don't forget to tell them that one of the most beloved Norse goddesses, Freyja, was the goddess of beauty, sexuality, and fertility, but she was also the goddess of sorcery, war and death. tastefulnerd Also she did all this while riding a chariot pulled by cats. Source: adamisfat

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Cartoon - When you were afraid of Scar as a kid but relate to him on a personal level as an adult O'm surrounded by idiots.

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Text - im a huge fan of who im becoming. shes good, she's happy, she's trying to do great things. i like her

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Text - Some people finish college and start their careers at age 22, only to find themselves unhappy and starting over when they are 35. Others start working a minimum wage job at age 16 and work their way up the company ladder, retiring happily at age 50. Some people get married at age 25 only to divorce at age 27. Others marry when they are 50 and spend 40 years with their soulmate. Some women are ridiculed for becoming teen moms but end up living to meet their great great grandchildren. Other

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Text - I want a simple life. I want to get up late, drink tea, and read old books. I also want a spaceship and a pet dragon.

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Cartoon - Me trying to excel in my career, maintain a social life, drink enough water, exercise, text everyone back, stay sane, survive and be happy

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Text - THE MAIN THING TWANT TO ASK *IG YOGA INFLUENCERS" IS.. tiniest thong exposed botty Super-chunky double knit Pull-over (midriff length) *Extra x warm head feature thigh high extřa thick Woolly socks @indiey ogalife ARE YOU HOT? www.chedyer.com нот? OR ARE YOU COLD?

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Cartoon - IVE FINALLY FOUND IT... AFTER 15 YEARS THE SCROLL OF TRUTH! totcomics NTEHHH You must burn more calories than you consume to lose weight

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Cartoon - I love the work. I love my job! love the people. The only thing I don't love... Is lying to myself to get through the day. ©2019 Jeff Lofvers Don't Hit Save - donthitsave.com

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Text - Things I want: snuggles Things I receive: struggles

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Music artist - IT'S OK IF YOU FALL APART SOMETIMES THE MINDUNLEASHED TACOS FALL APART AND WE STILLLOVE THEM

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Text - Start by doing 1 push up Start by drinking a cup of water Start by paying toward 1 debt Start by reading 1 page Start by making 1 sale Start by deleting 1 old contact Start by walking 1 lap Start by attending 1 event Start by writing 1 paragraph Start today

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Text - bigbootywaifutrash @bigbootywaifut1 I need to either dye my hair Get a piercing Or get a tattoo. To, you know – appease the mental breakdown gods. 5:38 PM · 7/11/19 · Twitter for iPhone ili View Tweet activity

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Text - Gret¢hen @wokkax3 Don't ever be sad on a Saturday. Wait till Monday. You fucking cry on the clock. Don't let capitalism win.

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Smarty Pants Physics Memes For Smarty Pants People

We’re not going to even pretend to have physics knowledge beyond what we “learned” in high school. But we know some of you have bigger and more efficient brains than ours. These memes might appeal to you.

We’re not going to even pretend to have physics knowledge beyond what we “learned” in high school. But we know some of you have bigger and more efficient brains than ours. These memes might appeal to you.

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Text - Me My crush -2

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Cartoon - Tt: 3.141592653589793 e: 2.7182818284590452 Engineers: Three. Take it or leave it.

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Face - A photographer took pictures of people before and after telling them "You can assume ideal conditions." made with mematic

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Cat - potential energy kinetic energy potential energy kinetic energy potential energy kinetic energy

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Cartoon - When the kids in your physics class keep calling omega "w" and alpha "fish"

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Face - weird Greek letters: *exists* mathematicians: It's Free Real Estate

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Animated cartoon - *I love physics. I want a phd in physics. I will get nobel prize in it..! Teacher : Is area a scalar or vector quantity ? me :

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Photo caption - Derivative Humour *me Solved the hardest question of the paper. solved "only" the hardest question of the whole paper.

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Text - Proving lim f(x,y) does not exist This one sparks joy. Proving lim f(x,y) exists This one does not spark joy.

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Text - child: Why? me: because 1+1=2 child: OK. but why? me: 54 43 . a, 3e1,2:an8=A.=.aude2 Dem t.54 26.). a=t'e.3-y.):aBe2. [•51-231] 'ant'y-A (1312] F.(1). 11-1135.) an.a= 8-'y.:auB2. (2) .114.521.5F. Prop From this propasitioti it will follw. when arithmetical addition has been tined, that AnB B.

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Text - Air resistance: *exists* Physics: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that.

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Anime - Professor: d?0 + sin 0 = 0, dt? Physics genius: And your next line is sin(0) ~ 0

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Nose - Assume a spherical cow of uniform density. MOO. ..while ignoring the effects of gravity. ...in a vacuum. CAN'T. BREATHE. bastard theoretical physicists How do you sleep at night?

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Face - Union vs. Intersection LSI SCALAR LEARNING www.ScalarLearning.com

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Face - Types of Headache Migraine Hypertension Stress Using the derivative definition to derive a function

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Cartoon - f (x) dx d f (x) -1 dx

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Text - Lapras (575Z) transform {f}(s) = : f(t)e¯ st dt

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Facial expression - Matrix: I am easy everyone solves me. Derivative: I am a little tough, not eveyone can solve me. Integration: @AbishAdhikari wind You guy are getting solved?

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Text - Exercise 5.6.6. An evil giant is thinking about an abelian group G of order 144. You are allowed to ask two questions of the form: "What is the dimension of p'G/p'+G, considered as a vector space over Z/pZ?", where you may choose p and I as you like. The giant will answer thruthfully, but if you cannot guess the group after two questions, she will kill you. Is there any way that you can be sure of surviving? guess I'll die

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Music - When you disregard one of the eigenvalues because it is "unphysical" CAZY TOWND Here's a little lesson in trickery

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Brain - Proof by contradiction The proof is left as an exercise to the reader The proof is by magic. Londer d at 1+2

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Adaptation - forever physicists physics problems fime air length mass resistance mt air resistance time length mt mass physics problems

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Face - The volume of a cylinder is found using the formula V = nr2h. Using n = 5,r = 10 and h = 10. Find the volume, V. 27) %3D %3D Ressal what TT is

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Photo caption - Me explaming how vectors work Vectors My students

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Nose - x² = 25 x = 25 %3D х Listen here you little shit

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Text - Fermat's Library @fermatslibrary 6h Here's an interesting approximation for the number 8 987654321 8.0000000729... 123456789 O 67 17 957 5.363 Skave Rat @SkaveRat EKAVERA Em resposta a @fermatslibrary finally a nice formula when I need an 8 in a hurry without memorizing it

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Cat - Range х€ la, b), b @iota:hub-

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Cartoon - Series: *exist* Everyone: Well that just sounds like sequences with extra steps wim)

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Community - Me when I turn in a coding assignment Started making it. Had a breakdown. Bon appetite.

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Hard hat - When you're a physicist but you approximate sin(x) : @0.0072973525664 Maybe I am an engineer

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Forehead - lim r cos 1-0 | lim r = 0. WHAT ARE YOU lim r* cos I-0 lim -r = 0, lim r? = 0, I-0 0.

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Natural foods - when you're doing integral and just end up with another integral an

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Cartoon - Let E be a closed set Accumulation points You son of a btch. lm inE

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Text - When your friend asks what the normal vector to a plane looks like

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Cartoon - Any field of math: *exists* Gauss and Euler: ig: @math_irony 414 f/lloveMathematics91

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Text - r/mathmemes u/wizardkoer 9h Smoked some real good shit today, this is the result

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Text - Him: How did you learn such good handjob? Her : (a) (b) ©arko

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Animated cartoon - 0-0 0+0 0*0 0^0 0/0

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Head - ZZ a+bi a+bi a+bi a+bi r(cos8+isine) r(cose+isine) rcosetisine) r(cose+isine) eie eie eie eie

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Material property - Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture. They're the same picture.

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Cartoon - 3! 5! 7! Woah. Physicists This is worthless! Posted in r/physicsmemes by u/bspaghetti O reddit

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Text - Joby Hollis @Jobium Hello my name is Joby, I have a PhD in Physics and I work for NASA and I just had to look up the equation for the volume of a sphere 1:41 PM 03 Sep 18 26.8K Retweets 171K Likes

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Text - When your program is a complete mess, but it does its job

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Cheek - I fear no man. ө1 т, 02 12 it scares me. But that thing.. m2

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Text - The Set of all memes A meme on The Set of all memes

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Text - WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO INSULT A MATHEMATICIAN ? Edean Cutright So you're like an accountant? DO 159 Like Reply Message 2d

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Games - Physicists Check convergence issues before using Taylor Series OR draw 25 UNO imgflip.com reddit

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Text - What does this mirror do, professor? It shows us nothing more or less than the deepest, most desperate desire of our hearts V•B#0 Posted in r/physicsmemes O reddit

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Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/_Dawn_Amber_ 9h Roses are red, roses are blue, depending on their velocity relative to you. 1 7,4k + 108 Share

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Twenty-Eight Amusing Memes That Have No Real Purpose

Thank God for the existence of memes. Or rather, thank Richard Dawkins, who coined the term “meme” in his 1976 book The Selfish Gene. Without him, you wouldn’t be able to scroll through pages and pages of dumb internet humor!

Thank God for the existence of memes. Or rather, thank Richard Dawkins, who coined the term “meme” in his 1976 book The Selfish Gene. Without him, you wouldn’t be able to scroll through pages and pages of dumb internet humor!

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Text - Study: Eating ice cream for breakfast may improve mental performance buf.ly/2WZOQFP @DismalChips I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm just saying that the times i had ice cream for breakfast were not during the times my life was going well

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Text - Today 5:09 pm Thanks for showing me your boobs last night they were neato

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Text - Squirrels when someone looks at them Squirrels when a car is about to hit them at 60 mph I have mastered the art of standing so incredibly still that I become invisible

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Text - Yoko Ono @M_serwaa_ You have $400, your ex really needs $100, your girl also needs $200. How much do you have? consigliere @moyodre $400 and unread messages I like this guy.

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Facial expression - when your wife takes all credit for being immortal even tho you're 5 years older than her: [sad Philip noises]

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Text - Jackie cant t you w nut guestion you don't want answer. Jackie : If an item does not appear in our records, it does not exist

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Elephant - The animal handlers at the Oregon zoo took an elephant around the zoo to meet other animals. The sea lions were her favourite. Instagasm 4h

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Bird - resonance-of-libra That straight up is exactly what I expected corvid art to look like tbh. hereiticmadlad This is the most goth shit l've ever seen

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Text - Me : April will be better April's first moon :

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Food - Government: you should work from home archaeologist:

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Text - ErinEph @ErinEph My downstairs neighbor lives alone so he is borrowing our dog whenever he needs to. She's down there right now. They're eating dinner together. 7:27 PM · 4/2/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - YOU MATCHED WITH 4/2/20 Terrible opener but, wow, I didn't see your arm until just now, not to be weird but my sister has a congenital limb deficiency too! Her right arm. is she single? does she wanna split a pair of gloves Sent Type a message Send GIF w e rtyuio

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Text - Braxton Berrios @HNYNUT_BERRIOS When we come out of this and I ask you where you want to eat, I do NOT want to hear "I don't know". YOU HAD 45 DAYS

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Cartoon - Excuse me, Americans! How did yourknow? OPUS TRY AND STOP US

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Cartoon - Interviewer: What's your name? Me: Hired. Interviewer: You're Hired? Me: Thank you, sir.

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Organism - Andy Mangano @Andy_Allan_Poe Replying to @wordmixrr and @e1n My mom pulls out a chair for the cat so he can participate in the cooking without getting on the counter. Took us years to convince them to get a cat. 8:39 AM · 4/2/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Amanda 40E @asap_locky This is the funniest fucking interaction I've seen all morning 9:59 LTE Ogre Time @OgreTimeMusic - 10h Childish Gambino and Drake O 21 27 202 ♡ 3,308 Gary gary @Gary4z Replying to @OgreTimeMusic and @SHREKRAP My uncle Ray and aunt Lisa. Who the fuck cares?

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Text - hoagiefest @ericsshadow [burglar gently waking me] you live like this? 6:01 · 15 Jan 16 · Twitter for iPhone 39.2K Retweets 59.1K Likes

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Text - NADLO EV ONCE THE FOOD IS GIVE IT TO YOU IF A SEAGULL TAKE IT RE FROM YOU WILL BE NO REFUNDS THE SEAGULLS DON'T WORK FOR US SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE

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Cartoon - BABY HILL FOX 25 MARY YOU MUST BE VERY PROUD, MR. HILL. OF COURSE I AM.I KILLED FITTY MEN. imgflip.com

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Text - Emily Murnane @emily_murnane Days are now divided by coffee hours and alcohol hours, there is no other law

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Photo caption - behave irene @Irene_again Me in the kitchen on my own bladdered again 20.5K views 2:33 AM · 4/1/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Food - enva slováci sme od rodu

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Text - Carol baskins big cat's watching her arğue with her new husband.

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French bulldog - WeRateDogs® @dog_rates This is Hulk and Stitch. Stitch was not a fan of acquiring a little brother. Now they won't stop cuddling. Both 13/10 8 madsss 5:36 PM · 4/2/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - The sign at the pizza place I go to I will be happy to help you, but Ima need you to back the fuck up. Behind the blue line, please. Shit has gotten real, and the time to be politically correct has passed. The nice sign wasn't working.

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Material property - You Just Ate. PUR MOY PAKK PREE ALMONDMILK UNSWEETENED Friendly Farms Almond VANILLA 30 WOW OMO

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Text - I've been waiting 5 years for this, now that my card is expired I can tell everyone the expiration date was 4/20 and the security code was 069 04/20 069

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‘Kid Named X’ Memes Prove That Meme Stupidity Knows No Bounds

We’ve all seen these incredibly dumb memes (known as “Kid Named X”) floating around the internet lately that elicit a colossal amount of eye-rolling. But at the same time, we sure do love them for their cleverness. If you like ’em too, fear not, because there are loads more examples on both Know Your Meme and /r/DankMemes!

We’ve all seen these incredibly dumb memes (known as “Kid Named X”) floating around the internet lately that elicit a colossal amount of eye-rolling. But at the same time, we sure do love them for their cleverness. 

If you like ’em too, fear not, because there are loads more examples on both Know Your Meme and /r/DankMemes!

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Organism - Teacher: Everyone pay attention! The kid whose name is Attention: The kid whose name is Everyone: The kid whose name is Pay: [visible confusion]

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Text - *Fire alarm goes off Teacher: Stay calm! Kid named calm: guess l'll die

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Cartoon - director: exists kid named rector: fare.well.

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Organism - The teacher saying to eat quietly The kid named quietly

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Eyewear - Teacher: That's one big cockroach! Student named roach:

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Text - Teacher before the exam: "I want everyone to succeed" Kid named 'Ceed':

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Facial expression - Girls be like: "boys are so gross all they want is to have sex with us". The kid named "boys are so gross all they want is to" It's like... I was made for this.

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Adaptation - Teacher: "class dismissed" Kid named class: Kid named missed:

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Cartoon - teacher: Come get this assignment. kid named Ignment:

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Cartoon - Chapter Level 52 lul Lie Mju /ruma I need to be fucked by something other than my life. AUTO the guy namęd "My Life" JEP

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Text - *Fire alarm goes off* Teacher: Emergency! Kid named Ency: Cet whomst has awakened the ancient one there's no kid named ency Imao

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Organism - when teacher calls on kid called Killian Kid named killiar: Rest of class: Kid named lan:

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Fictional character - Coach: Stay hydrated Kid named ted: HAIL HYDRA.

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Cartoon - Teacher: Don't fight Anyone, you will get Detention later. Kid named Don't: Kid named Anyone: 362 HEO Kid named Detention:

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Text - Bully: SHUT UP nobody likes you! Kid named nobody:

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Sportswear - JPERMAN The kid named Erman: u/md_kaif WAZZAAAAAP?

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Face - Government: "Everyone has to enter Quarantine for 14 days" Guy named Quarantine: @gingerpackage

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Cartoon - Teacher: Will everyone please shut up Kid named Kid named Everyone: shut up:

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Cartoon - Kung fu fighting starts playing Kid named everybody :

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Text - Therapist: Stop taking things literally kid named Literally: 'll take

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28 Dank Lord Of The Rings Memes That’ll Scratch That Nerdy Itch

We don’t care if it makes us geeky, we’ll never get over these LOTR memes. They really never get old – just like the books. 

We don’t care if it makes us geeky, we’ll never get over these LOTR memes. They really never get old – just like the books. 

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Facial hair - Bray Dise w THE ORDRINGS "EH BATRKCA LEVILSTONS. sŽ-FILM® COLLECTION cLpALAs EXTENDED EDITION cococcococo0coroxccoccococco0ccoccocococccco000cco JORD RINGS THE MOTIONDICTURE wwwoooocc 000000cccO00xc000 EXTENDED EDITION Extended Edition but all the Arwen scenes are replace by more Treebeard

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Brass instrument - 45% 4:19 PM 14 miles away Looking for a fun loving guy or group of guys to bang so I can yell "LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS" in my best orc voice.

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Facial expression - I love all my children equally. earlier that day... don't care forFaramir

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Face - "WE WILL GO THROUGH THE MINES Gandalf mgflip.com

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Suit - Orc: The door won't give! It's too strong! Nothing can breach it! Grond: PF

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Facial expression - her: I bet he's thinking about other women. him: I wonder if Sauruman ever realized that by causing the avalanche, and sending the fellowship through the mines, he set in motion the chain of events which led to Gandolf becoming a more powerful wizard ultimately giving Gandalf the power he needed to help the halflings finish their quest, and to help save the world of men.

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Pink - Gandalf brought bring back gollum from mount doom an extra eagle to (Why are you crying? @MrLovenstein MRLOVENSTEIN.COM THIS COMIC MADE POSSIBLE THANKS TO SEAN PETERSON

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Face - When you've seen it Ihave seen it.

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Cartoon - They should have taken the eagles to Mordor

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Facial expression - Sam- "puts rabbit in a stew" Gollum- Hey, fuck you! made with mematic

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Text - Someone who watches anime: *approaches* Decent human beings:

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Photo caption - arrows Orcs outside Minas Tirith 1S Rohirrim

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Photo caption - 2 weeks into the New Year I feel... thin. Iknow I don't look it.

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Photo caption - When Isildur won't throw the Ring into the fire All right, then. Keep your ring

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Movie - It is not our fight - Are we not part of this world? -No, we are not even in the book!

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Photo caption - WHEN YOUARE SLEEPING PEACEFULLYAND YOUR MOMWAKES YOUUPTOHELPHERWITHACOMPUTERISSUE you've been officially labeled a disturber of the peace

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Outerwear - If Boromir carried arrows would it be: or Like this like this?

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Movie - Legolas! Two already! I'm on 69! Nice Nice.

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Bodybuilding - Stick em' Po-Ta-Toes in a stew Mash em' Boil em

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Facial expression - when some lad pisses all over the toilets without a care for anyone else What can men do against such reckless hate?

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Adaptation - Release us! You gave us your word! Piss off, Ghost.

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Human - A little late for trimming the verge, don't you think? A gardener is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

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Product - "the floor is loving your sons equally"

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Photo caption - When your super-old friend, the designated driver, passed out in the pre-game, your friend got stabbed 3 times and is in the hospital, 2 of your underage friends ditched, the other 2 got caught and kicked out by the bouncers, and you are the only 3 still left in the club. Then it has all been in vain... The fellowship has failed

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Human - Things That Make You Cry Stater Pack My Brother, My Captain, My King GAAAAANDALLLFIM My friends...you bow to no one. dIN Go home Sam...

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Text - How to talk to short people: XWrong X Wrong CA What's happening out there? Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box? Correct

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Cartoon - How people think destroying the one ring works.. That's right! I belive you frodo I'll do it destroy the ring GANDALA FRODO How it actually works GANDALF SAM TT Don't you dare lose him Samwise Gamgee You will cast it into the fire SAM FRODO

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Fresh ‘Animal Crossing’ Memes For Those Indebted To Tom Nook

Because literally no one has anything better to do, we’re all still obsessing over Animal Crossing. Scroll down for some fresh memes, and click here for our last roundup of Animal Crossing memes!

Because literally no one has anything better to do, we’re all still obsessing over Animal Crossing. Scroll down for some fresh memes, and click here for our last roundup of Animal Crossing memes!

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Fish - The four horsemen of disappointment

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Photo caption - Me: i usually get all my bells from fishing egg: CK I'm about to end this man's whole career

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Animated cartoon - I pledge allegiance to the BAG @dontanimalcrossme

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Cartoon - Ppl be like "you're mine". No, I'm in debt, I belong to Tom Nook

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Cartoon - DO FT FOR HER

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Face - When you try to talk to a villager with your net equipped Wack

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Toy - I showed u my gyroid pls respond

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Cartoon - Azeem @AquaAzeem - 1d I'm gonna Fucking astral project when that Scorpion starts running after me in HD ♡ Animal Crossing New Hori... - 1d Soooo detailed #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons Show this thread Q 80 包7115 28.9K Show this thread

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Cartoon - Trying to explain "social distancing" to Tom Nook in ACNH...

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Cartoon - LINKEDIN FACEBOOK INSTAGRAM TINDER

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Text - faun @ Hermosa Isle @its_wolf_time *gives blathers a fish* Blathers: hoo! what a fantastic specimen! a glorious elegant creature! thank you very much!! *gives blathers a bug* Blathers: what the FUCK is that FUCKING DIGUSTING thing oh i mean,,. thank you for th the bu the inse 2:35 PM · 3/21/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - addie @yermchi 3/27/20 i officially give up. you won't hear from me anymore i'm taking a break from everything. thank you guys for everything, but i just can't do this. 0 4 08 ili aidynn @minaxtsuki 3/27/20 what happened? :( addie * @yermchi i've used like 20 things of fish bait and i still have yet to catch a stringfish

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Cartoon - Someone who has never played Animal Crossing: So all you do is pick up seashells and catch fish? Me: It ain't much, but it's honest work

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Thirty-Seven Mood-Improving Memes And Tweets

If you’re having a bad day (because let’s be honest, we all are), then we just hope these memes will serve to lift your spirits at least a tiny bit. Check out even more here!

If you’re having a bad day (because let’s be honest, we all are), then we just hope these memes will serve to lift your spirits at least a tiny bit. 

Check out even more here!

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Text - When you told them to be the salt of the earth but they choose to be salty to everyone on earth instead olitcatholicmemes

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Text - tragedycamp adhd is so funny it's like being possessed but with myself welpnotagain me, desperately: can we please get something done?! my inner demon, who is also me: IF YOU LIKE PIÑA COLADA Source: tragedycamp

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Text - curseworm human brain: sometimes we need to do boring things with no gratification or immediate benefit monkey brain: absolutely not. die lemonsharks Human brain: ok what if we eat chips while we do the boring thing monkey brain: I'm suspicious but keep talking Source: curseworm

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Text - tay @taylvr life is a highway and i'm hydroplaning violently into the cement divider 3:30 PM · 3/12/19 Twitter for iPhone 2,372 Retweets 10.1K Likes

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Text - Ben Porter @eigenbom video games should have outtakes in the credits that show all the funny bugs and glitches that happened during development 7:30 PM · 29 Jun 19 · Twitter Web Client 00 16 8 Comments 1 Share O Like Comment Share Robert Solomon Bethesda let's you experience them in game.

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Clothing - Me: it's so nice my kid is playing so quietly My child, nonchalantly walking out of the kitchen:

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Text - r/AskReddit by u/justarandomguy07 u/10s10ahad • 5d People who understand Chinese/ Japanese, what's the dumbest thing you've seen tattooed on someone? Discussion 27.1k 5.8k 1 Share Award SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL takatori • 5d S2 Awards Guy had "E A" on his arm, said it meant "Lover of Asian Beauty" when in fact it means "Foreign Pervert" Reply 1 17.4k

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Text - canadad-deactivated20171111 whats it like getting 8 hours of sleep every night canadad 0-0 vulpx said: imagine being just as tired but not having an excuse vulpx this reply needs its own hall of fame imo

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Text - Ash Jogalekar @curiouswavefn 9 feb. Perhaps the most promising opening in a textbook ever. ONE THERMODYNAMICS AND STATISTICAL MECHANICS 1.1 INTRODUCTION: THERMODYNAMICS AND STATISTICAL MECHANICS OF THE PERFECT GAS Ludwig Boltzmann, who spent much of his life studying statistical mechanics, died in 1906, by his own hand. Paul Ehrenfest, carrying on the work, died similarly in 1933. Now it is our turn to study statistical mechanics. Perhaps it will be wise to approach the subject cautiously

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Chameleon - Honk

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Text - Whenever I see someone on one of these, I like to imagine they started out with a much larger vehicle and their journey has been riddled with mishaps.

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Text - accio-shitpost Follow ron: do you ever get that feeling like you don't know what you're doing harry: ron if there's a moment i even implyi know what i'm doing, it's an impostor #Ron Weasley #Harry Potter #Harry Potter series 610 notes

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Text - I LEFT MY FRONT DOOR OPEN AND MY ROOMBA JUST WENT OUT AND I CAN'T FIND IT. WHAT ARE THE CONSEQUENCES OF THIS. IT HAS NO NATURAL PREDATORS. robot overlords 17,072 views BEST COMMENTS a COMMENT commentsivehadafew · 4h 19 replies It'll be dead soon. Nature abhors a vacuum.

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Text - Shaq Kalaka @PrivacyAttorney If Amazon had a dating app: You recently got married! Here are some similar people you may be interested in 9:47 PM · 2/16/20 · Twitter for Android

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Photo caption - Bilbo: You want it for yourself! Gandalf: inhales BILBO BAGGINS!!!

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Text - Me to my husband: im not in the mood tonight, lets do it in the morning My husband the next morning as soon as I open my eyes: I summon you to fulfill your oath.

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Text - Amanda Mull @amandamull Please don't ever ask me for a recipe, I cannot follow instructions and just peruse four or five different options until I get the basic idea and then who knows what happens, definitely not me

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Face - You guys are idiots, did you know that? In our own defense, we actually did know that. senatorgana incorroct

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Hand - When someone asks how life is going

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Text - Melissa @Fiveoclockmommy Thave 3 kids and people love to say to me, "You have your hands full I don't know how you do it" and l'm like, "Well I don't know either, Karen, but I know that if I don't my kids will fucking die so I don't really have a choice"

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Text - Friend: What is your favourite evolution line ? Me, An Intellectual: + Σ

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Font - Depressed? Problems with the boss? FUKITOL Overworked? Family troubles? 500mg Are you not going to make it to the weekend? FINALLY A SOLUTION FUKITOL A CAPSULE A DAY TO MAKE YOUR TROUBLES GO AWAY

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Face - When you're wearing socks and step into something wet Pinackytuna

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Vertebrate - Gregor Mendel Green Pea Plant Purple Pea Plant

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Text - dt y the revsed terms ew terms of the service. I agree to the terms & Accept

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Dog - when you're chillin at home and bae facetimes you so you gotta glo up real quick

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Text - Gordi @gordihyena TECHNO My roommate got super stoned a couple weeks back and found out you can order a personalized big toblerone. He immediately forgot about it until it showed up last night YOUR PERSOHAL TOBLERONE EDITION TBBLOBNOERN OF SWITZEALAND

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Text - WHAT GIVES PEOPLE FEELINGS OF POWER MONEY STATUS Having metal dice

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Cartoon - spillywolf: When you have anxiety over something incredibly stupid and you know it's stupid but the anxiety won't go away

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Animation - I WANT BELIEVE Roxy @redrawnoxen Publix cake decorators should get $50/hr 9.9 M CAKE SPECIALTY 13:00 · 4/5/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Князь Мышкин @MyshkinFool HOT older men in YOUR area want to know if YOU have been playing with the THERMOSTAT?

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Text - During sex, I like to think about Second Breakfast Cards Auainst Hamanity

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Cartoon - generalgrievousdatingsim annoying wacky sidekicks who only exist to elevate the hero are OUT. two equally moronic goofs who both think of each other as the sidekick and themselves as the voice of reason when in fact they're a double helping of dumbass are IN. annoamoris #two halves of a whole idiot is my favourite dynamic i-platypus GIF by metamatronic

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Cartoon - me telling bedtime saint stories to my kids SPONGEBOB MEMES WITH CATHOLIC THEMES And she was so pious, the pagans captured and beheaded her - the end

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Face - when youre trying to figure out what angle the top part of a cone has to be so that the cone has maximal volume given a fixed lateral height V=1 nr 30° 60 sin Cos tan 2x y = ax + bx+c 30 ,リ=ーb主A 2a 4= \が-4ac నునర్ి

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Bird supply - Tig Notaro @TigNotaro doctors office: hand washing is important. also doctors office: feel free to let your kid lick this toy for 40 minutes while you wait

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Alternate Terms For Everyday Crap Because Regular English Is Boring

Bored with calling everyday objects by their bland and common names? You might enjoy these weirdbut absolutely accurate alternatives. We may not need these quirky edits but we’re kind of losing it, so why not spice it up?

Bored with calling everyday objects by their bland and common names? You might enjoy these weirdbut absolutely accurate alternatives. We may not need these quirky edits but we’re kind of losing it, so why not spice it up?

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Watermelon - Fat Cucumber

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Skin - Human Sauce

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Aqua - Baby Bullets

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Land vehicle - Car Feet

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Kettle - Water Oven Russell Hobbs

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Egg - Chicken Shit

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Volcano - Earth Ejaculation

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Sultana - Dead Grapes

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Lighting - Pocket Dragon

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Leaf - Tree Hair

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Land vehicle - Accordion Bus

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Outer space - Space Sperm

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Blue - Human Napkin

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Water - Ice Sauce

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Flashlight - Sun Stick

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Skin - Arm Knee

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Cone - Road Hat TAI

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Product - Mouth Soap Colgate otab CATES PLADUE INAMEL TARTAR ADVANCED MLATH MHTENS

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Slug - Homeless Snail

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Dishware - 2D Bowl

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Sliced bread - Sandwich Walls

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Water - Snowman Blood

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Milk - Cereal Sauce

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Moon - Cold Sun

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Tasty Memes For Your Very Bored Perusal

If you’re stuck at home and going stir crazy, you’re not alone. Now is not the time to worry about productivity. Now is not the time to feel guilty for pretty much anything. If you want to eat a giant bag of Doritos at 3 am, cool. If you want to stare at memes for hours on end, that’s also cool. We all need to find ways to cope. And as you probably know, we’re a fan of coping via meme. And here’s a ton of ’em.

If you’re stuck at home and going stir crazy, you’re not alone. Now is not the time to worry about productivity. Now is not the time to feel guilty for pretty much anything. If you want to eat a giant bag of Doritos at 3 am, cool. If you want to stare at memes for hours on end, that’s also cool. We all need to find ways to cope. And as you probably know, we’re a fan of coping via meme. And here’s a ton of ’em.

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Text - I need this to be my barber's energy when I see him in a month.

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Text - Introverts What could you give me? 2020 Everything Social distancing Everyone forced To stay home No school

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Text - Gunnar C. Garten @GunnyOneSavage This is literally Mortal Kombat B-R Bleacher Report O @BleacherReport 1d Dana White says UFC is 'a day or two away' from securing a private island for fights, per @TMZ_Sports WELTER seuT MCGRE "BOY UFC

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Landmark - CRUMBLING ECONOMY THE COVID-19 ME AND THE BOYS PLAYING VIDEO GAMES LIKE NOTHING'S HAPPENING

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Cartoon - ol What the hell is this? OF

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Fictional character - Everyone on Twitch right now VALORANT. BETA LET ME IN VALORANT. BETA LET ME IIIIIIINNNNNN!

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Team - How my custom RPG squad looks in a cutscene

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Face - When you're trying to have a positive attitude but life keeps testing you.

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Text - Me: Great workout! Time to eat something healthy. Me to me: Stop and get a large order of chiccy nuggies, you deserve it. ig: Baby YodaVibes

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Cartoon - Me during the 2010s: *makes zero progress with my life* Me in the 2020s: Wanna see me do it again?

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People - Rappers in interviews: I make motivational music for the kids *starts rapping lyrics from their song* EENI לחבא @60secondsokap

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Text - "This movie is based on a true story" Also movie:

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Cool - Анот Me watching a YouTube video Again? Seriously? honey NordVPN LEAGUE LEGENDS 5HADOW LEGENDS

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Human - when i decide to lay down for a "few" minutes and wake up at 4am fully clothed with all the lights on SUPREME

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Cartoon - mood DONUTS Chips troy @troyshawndowney the second position hit differently

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Cartoon - Me with my blanky after a long day of pretending to be tough egirtzzzclub

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Cartoon - Checking the time on your phone then checking ít again because you weren't paying attention the first time Professional Idiot

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Printer - Me: I'll go to sleep early tonight Me at 3AM: What happens if you photocopy a mirror

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Photo caption - Game that has "and you" in the special thanks credits me who pirated the game

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Text - Me deciding when to start working or my assignment TOMORROW TOMORROW FOR SURE... EVENTUALLŲ.UPHI.

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Lion - Me jokingly flirting with a girl Girl I'm friends with Me scared as Her flirting to what to back do next Danguhamomos

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Text - me, looking back at my numerous breakdowns throughout the year:

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Text - When the loading screen jumps from 10 seconds remaining to 2 hours remaining Yeah, that's not how time works

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Text - When you are talking to your mom on the phone Ok Ok. Ok Ok

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Organism - Buying a gaming PC Building a gaming PC Restoring an old gaming PC Modifying a Mac to play

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Text - How men wanna be treated when their boys aren't around

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Transport - Man Coronavirus really got mfs acting dn

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Superhero - When tell your friend to you call it a night and you see each other in the next match

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Text - What we really want in MW2 Remastered

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Movie - You call yourselfa friend but where were you when my meme only got four likes? Making four accounts, bro Bro... imgilip.com

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Thirty Entertaining Posts Of Mediocre Quality

Psst. We think you’re gonna enjoy these memes we threw together for you. If you don’t like them, then you probably don’t have a sense of humor and we can’t really help you. But just to be sure, have some more.

Psst. We think you’re gonna enjoy these memes we threw together for you. If you don’t like them, then you probably don’t have a sense of humor and we can’t really help you. But just to be sure, have some more.

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Cartoon - When you see couples post about how much they love each other

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Text - If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can't accidentally touch your face.

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Photo caption - Me: I need to stop being lonely and talk to people Someone: Hey Me:

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Music - "Hey Man, I heard you're trying to start a band?" "Yeah Man, what instrument do you play?" "The Gun"

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Duck - Just in case you're having a bad day, cupcake holders make great duck dresses.

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People - Australia's oldest man (109) knits tiny sweaters for injured penguins!

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Dog crate - There used to be a bed in there

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Flower - neshasha There was a bunny at Lowes today eating all the flowers topographygo haha u go lil bun fight the power

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Text - sarah @VampireGhuleh MOHSIG In the town near me (Llandudno) the mountain goats have moved further down out of hills and have started wandering around the town more to graze !! 16 TRINITY SQUARE 10:29 AM · 3/30/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - wajed @borderlineyikes Me: why does my back hurt Also me:

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Text - Ran out of toilet paper and now using lettuce leaves. Today was just the tip of the iceberg, tomorrow romaines to be seen.

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Text - Mitten d'Amour @MittenDAmour A neighbour is blowing bubbles from their garden. Great, whimsical little flying blisters of plague. 10:18 · 24 Mar 20 · Twitter Web App 2,024 Retweets 15.3K Likes by u/overpineapple

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Performance - Live footage of me joining a conference call while working from home @hetches

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Text - Stats Canada @stats_canada Stats Canada Canada is 50% the letter A 2012-10-13 6:55 AM

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Action figure - The clothes on the clothes the mannequin VS. on me @spcybois

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Cartoon - When you start caring so you gotta remind yourself to be cold and distant so you don't get hurt

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Text - I think I know what I'm doing tomorrow... We Dink

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Font - Rich Neville @RichNeville A few people on here are having fun communicating with their neighbours using messages placed in windows, so I'm joining in. WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE PALE FACED CHILD IN THE EDWARDIAN OUTED WHO APPEARS IN YOUR LOFT WINDOW

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Text - the average joe @jazz_inmypants can we talk about how cute motorcycle gangs are? - inseparable friends - matching outfits - going on adventures together what wholesome adorable fun. lucky ducks.

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Junk food - It's better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it @comfysweaters

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Text - Friend: What are you doing today? Me: Livin' the thug life. Friend: Laundry? Me: Yeah.

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Cartoon - Me and my friends seperately: Me and my friends in a group together:

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Cartoon - Me going to sleep early then waking up even more tired Ogrtzzzclub

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Text - The Correct Way to Spell Potato If GH can stand for P as in 'hiccough,' If OUGH can stand for O as in 'dough,' If PHTH can stand for T as in 'phthisis,' If EIGH can stand for A as in 'neighbour,' If TTE can stand for T as in 'gazette,' If EAU can stand for O as in 'plateau,' Then the correct way to spell potato would be GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU.

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Text - Sarika Talwar Subtle Curry Dating 4 hrs • Started seeing someone As in dating or hallucinations

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Facial expression - How do you make a water bed more bouncy? How? Add spring water

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Sheep - This is Wilson. He is now working from home e

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Text - ThreeTimeDaddy @threetimedaddy Our 2 year old can now reach the light switches around the house but the good news is at least I know I don't have epilepsy 9:13 AM · 3/10/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Photo caption - Just a chubby penguin.

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Junk food - Dipping a taco into a fountain of nacho cheese. I didn't have a bucket list, but now I do.

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Sixteen Tubular Memes Straight From The ’80s And ’90s

Children of the ’80s and ’90s, these memes are for you! Gen Xers and Millennials can come together, first of all, in hating Boomers, and second of all, longing for the superior decades of the past. Click here for some memes just for sad Millennials!

Children of the ’80s and ’90s, these memes are for you! Gen Xers and Millennials can come together, first of all, in hating Boomers, and second of all, longing for the superior decades of the past. Click here for some memes just for sad Millennials!

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Cartoon - HERE LIES Split screen gaming

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Boombox - ITS 1985 AND YOU JUST BOUGHT THIS TOSHIBA TOSHIBA TOSHIBA WHATS THE FIRST SONG YOU PLAY? Ingilipcom

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Tiger - If a Lisa Frank notebook was a person

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Face - When I mean to say DVD player but I call it the VCR by mistake @macaroniandmomjeans

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Red - WHO REMEMBERS THESE CUPS AT PIZZA HUT?

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Fictional character - Nanks ED'S

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Electronics - Grocery Shopping has become a real life version of PAC-Man. Avoid everyone, get the fruit, and take any route to avoid contact.

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Product - When you need both NBA jam vertical and broken ankles

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Photo caption - When you die & realize that Auto-Save was on

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Hospital - You Know You're From The 80s if You Remember This Commercial and Slogan

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Writing implement - yo, let me get a hit of that 20072 12 Color Set SANFORD. 20072 MR.SKETCH Each Color Has a Different FRAGRANCE SCENTED WATER COLOR MARKERS 12 Color Set Nontoxic

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Noodle

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Throwing a ball - When the neighbor kid has fucking had it coming for way too long Socker Böppers

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Organism - Journey: "Don't stop believing, hold on to that feEleYinng, streetlight PeeEepooOal" Me: @oh.absolutely

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Calculator - PokEMON Coatta calch mll TIGER SPACE/CLEAR MNTENDO SAME FREAK I asked my mom for a calculator and she gave years... me this. I've been looking for this for 17

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Drinkware - Pizza restaurant you'd go to as a kid starter pack DRIFT DRIFT pepsi

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Forty Entertaining Memes And Tweets For Instant Comedic Relief

Let’s just get this out of the way: no one on planet earth is having a good time. We’re all just kind of wasting away while we try our hardest to maintain an ounce of sanity. These memes probably won’t help you that much, but hey, at least we tried.

Let’s just get this out of the way: no one on planet earth is having a good time. We’re all just kind of wasting away while we try our hardest to maintain an ounce of sanity. These memes probably won’t help you that much, but hey, at least we tried.

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Funny random memes - Graduation - I work hard so my cat can have a better life GME 4144LA

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Funny random memes - Text - therapist: u often use humor to deflect serious trauma me: thank u therapist: i didnt say that was a good thing me: what im hearing is u think im funny

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Funny random memes - Text - Laura Supnik @LauraSupnik my friends: *getting married and having children* me: did I drink any water at all today

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Funny random memes - Budgie - Parents-"Stop joking around and grow up" Me- tann3r IF Look, a hat.

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Funny random memes - Text - chudail @scarletbitch007 Sorry I replied the very second you texted. I have no life and shame

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Funny random memes - Bird - If you're looking for something to brighten your day, here's a tiny bird that got little cardboard shoes to help straighten its toes. Birdkenstocks

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Funny random memes - Text - Erin Skoog @erinskoog Sometimes I hear songs that played when I worked in retail and I get PTSD

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Funny random memes - Face - When you realise that the shovel was literally a groundbreaking invention @PunHubOnline

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Funny random memes - Text - Will Driskill @willdriskill Did a car just flash their lights at me or hit a bump?? Questions I always ask myself while driving

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Funny random memes - Text - jaeleon @jaeleon public speaker: goodmorning everyone! the crowd: goodmorning.. ps: oh come on y'all can do better than that, GOODMORNINGG! everyone:

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Funny random memes - Couch - Me whenever I break something at work @blvdofbrokmemes Buy another one you rich motherfuckers!

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Funny random memes - Text - @fuckingtyrell true friendship is allowing a certain level of ghosting to go unmentioned

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Funny random memes - Face - First guy to discover the new world must have been like

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Funny random memes - Hair - When the weather is nice outside drgrayfang smells like daydrinking

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Funny random memes - Text - rob elliott @rockymomax The amount of cookies l've watched the Cookie Monster waste with his bullshit chewing makes me sick

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Funny random memes - Text - Ayla Boswell @ayla_boswell "You look tired." No, I'm just ugly but thanks for your concern.

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Funny random memes - Cartoon - * @existings · 23h Everybody: You're not fat! Me: @McGlorifys 23h 536 27 107K 361K

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Funny random memes - Cartoon - me: *wondering why my back and sides hurt all the time* also me in bed sleeping every night:

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Funny random memes - Product - @lylianlongoria Me switching lanes to a lane that merges into the lane I just switched from ANNA

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Funny random memes - Text - Pre K @stayfrea_ Scratching the mosquito bite on yo ankle damn near better than sex

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Funny random memes - Organism - Snapchat: MoshWithTyler y @MoshWithTyler nature is beautiful

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Funny random memes - Cartoon - Checking the time on your phone then checking ít again because you weren't paying attention the first time Professional Idiot

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Funny random memes - Text - madi adams @CaptainMadzilla no one: me: are you gonna eat ur pickle

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Funny random memes - Cartoon - When you put them on do not disturb and you check if they disturbed you and there's nothing there @decasing 2d

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Funny random memes - Text - Dick Foo @DickFooDog tired of these mfs Google how to bite a mosquito back ALL IMAGES VIDEOS NEWS MAPS SHOPPI

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Funny random memes - Text - clo 8 @_chloehenryXXo Officially hit that stage of the year where the only words that leave my mouth are "I'm so tired" or "I'm so cold"

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Funny random memes - Text - Dillon Brelsford @dpbrelsford Grind now so later your dogs will have the backyard they deserve

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Funny random memes - Lego - Wife: *shares incredibly important information* Husband: I think I got it. But just in case. tell me the whole thing again, I wasnit istening.

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Funny random memes - Cartoon - Me dealing with other peoples problems vs. Me dealing with my own

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Funny random memes - Cartoon - Friend: Is everything okay? Me: I don't want to talk about it *Me 5 seconds later* It all.started when I was born

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Funny random memes - Text - Bay @i_BAYlooknurway Ok but how fukin TIGHT was it rearranging your room when you were younger and it feeling like a different space and you'd show your parents and they'd be like wow very nice and you'd be like FUCK yes new room new me

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Funny random memes - Cartoon - Me at school all day worrying that I forgot to kiss my dog goodbye

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Funny random memes - Bird - Friend: you can't just make a surprised Pikachu meme using a gull, they aren't cute enough. Me:

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Funny random memes - Text - Carli Ors Monday at 8:58 PM O i keep subtitles on bc sometimes i just be snackin too loud

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Funny random memes - Text - When the teacher says attendance won't affect your grade 2nd Day 1st Day Brd Day

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Funny random memes - Text - Aol.com @lukasbattle My bank account: $10.25 Me: if I don't go and buy a $40 plant for my apartment right now l'm going to die

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Brands Are Changing Their Logos To Reflect Social Distancing Measures

In light of recent events, brands have started recreating their logos to reflect social distancing efforts. While it’s most likely just a ploy to lure in more customers, we hope it’ll actually influence people to continue staying at home in order to curb the spread of coronavirus. And can we just say that we do feel a little bad for Corona (beer) right now?

In light of recent events, brands have started recreating their logos to reflect social distancing efforts. While it’s most likely just a ploy to lure in more customers, we hope it’ll actually influence people to continue staying at home in order to curb the spread of coronavirus. And can we just say that we do feel a little bad for Corona (beer) right now?

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This Monty Python Meme Is Perfect For Dubious Draws

There are very few situations that won’t be improved by involving Monty Python and the Holy Grail. It’s pretty understandable that there would be scads of meme formats that shout out the cult classic. This particular format features the the Black Knight (John Cleese) after having his limbs cut off by King Arthur. The stump of a knight’s utterance of “Alright, we’ll call it a draw” is a classic quote. And it just so happens that it works brilliantly for history memes as well as gaming memes. Here’s a selection of our favorites, but you can read more about the template over at Know Your Meme.

There are very few situations that won’t be improved by involving Monty Python and the Holy Grail. It’s pretty understandable that there would be scads of meme formats that shout out the cult classic. This particular format features the the Black Knight (John Cleese) after having his limbs cut off by King Arthur. The stump of a knight’s utterance of “Alright, we’ll call it a draw” is a classic quote. And it just so happens that it works brilliantly for history memes as well as gaming memes. Here’s a selection of our favorites, but you can read more about the template over at Know Your Meme.

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Relatable ADHD Memes For The Afflicted And In-The-Know

Maybe you were diagnosed with ADHD when you were five. Maybe your boyfriend has it. Either way, the fairly common Attention Deficit/ Hyperactivity Disorder can be a royal pain in the ass. But you know what we do when faced with such pains? We try to laugh at ’em. Hopefully these ADHD-related posts will garner that reaction from you.

Maybe you were diagnosed with ADHD when you were five. Maybe your boyfriend has it. Either way, the fairly common Attention Deficit/ Hyperactivity Disorder can be a royal pain in the ass. But you know what we do when faced with such pains? We try to laugh at ’em. Hopefully these ADHD-related posts will garner that reaction from you.

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