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The Funniest And Most Wholesome Things Kids Say About Our Furry Friends

Kids have no filter. 

We all know that and most of the time, are grateful for it. 

Kids R The Best Screenwriters is a new and hilarious Facebook page filled with adorable and honest quotes from real kids around the world. 

The brilliant page was originally created by a couple from Israel, Assaf and Sarit Katz, who started documenting their three daughter’s insights and share it on Facebook. 

It wasn’t long until Kids R The Best Screenwriters became a huge success in Israel, with a solid community of parents sending their own kids pearls of wisdom and a best-selling book based on those quotes. 

We have gathered some of the funniest things kids said about cats, dogs, ants, and other animals.   

Follow Kids R The Best Screenwriters on Facebook for more laughs! 

Also on Instagram and Twitter

And if you have a kid who said something you think is worth sharing — send it their way (via Facebook messenger).  

Kids have no filter. 

We all know that and most of the time, are grateful for it. 

Kids R The Best Screenwriters is a new and hilarious Facebook page filled with adorable and honest quotes from real kids around the world. 

The brilliant page was originally created by a couple from Israel, Assaf and Sarit Katz, who started documenting their three daughter’s insights and share it on Facebook. 

It wasn’t long until Kids R The Best Screenwriters became a huge success in Israel, with a solid community of parents sending their own kids pearls of wisdom and a best-selling book based on those quotes. 

We have gathered some of the funniest things kids said about cats, dogs, ants, and other animals.   

Follow Kids R The Best Screenwriters on Facebook for more laughs! 

Also on Instagram and Twitter

And if you have a kid who said something you think is worth sharing — send it their way (via Facebook messenger).  

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Text - Nate (5) slightly bangs his leg and starts crying. Aunt: How can I help you? You want ice? Nate: No. Aunt: Do you want a bandaid? A Cast? An ambulance? Nate: No. Aunt: So what do you want? Nate (in tears): A Dog. ВУ =Kids R the best screenwriters KIDS! REAL QUOTES

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Text - SHEEPING PILLS Road Trip through nature. Scarlet (7) looking through binoculars. Scarlet: Wow, look how many sheeps are over there. Dad, jokingly: Well, how many? Scarlet:I can't count, i'll fall asleep. BY EKids R the best screenwriters QUOTE REAL KIDS!

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Text - WANTEDI SOmething to love * No matter breed, religion, or color of fur. "Mom, can we get a dog, or a cat, or at least a baby?" Gal (5) I REAL QUOTES EKids R the best screenwriters REAL KIDS!

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Text - BEST DAD EVER, "Dad, you're my favorite pet." Doron (4) BY REAL EKids R the best screenwriters KIDS! QUOTES

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Text - Milk Mom and Matan (5.5) see 3 fire trucks one after the other. Mom: There must be a big fire. Matan: Or maybe 3 cats got stuck on a tree. REAL =Kids R the best screenwriters KIDS! QUOTES

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Text - "Roni, Don't be scared. It's a toy lion- he only eats toys!" Scarlet (4.5) =Kids R the best screenwriters

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Text - BY MommY, WHERE DO BATS COME FROM? The boys jump around and bump into each other. Byron (6): Let's try to not bump our butts against each other, because, you know... coronavirus. Paul (5): But we don't have coronavirus. It doesn't come from butts. It comes from bats. EKids R the best screenwriters KIDS! REAL euOΤεS

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Text - DAD? "Mom, I don't understand why everyone asks what came first, the egg or the chicken... it's clearly the chicken. Because if God would make the egg first then he would need to hatch it by himself!" Dawn(5) EKids R the best screenwriters

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Text - HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Carmel (6) vacuums and says she vacuumed an ant. Mom: Oh poor ant. Don't you think that's not so good for her? Carmel: No Mom I vacuumed 5 more ants before, so she will meet them all and they will all be there together! BY REAL =Kids R the best screenwriters KIDS! QUOTES

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Mammal - Ali (5): Mom, you want to hear something sad that happened to Ella? Mom: What happened to her? Ali: Her old dog died and now God has a dog. EKids R the best screenwriters REAL KIDS! QUOTES REAL

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Text - Night Quote Mom: Zohar, What do want to be when you grow up? Zohar(5): I want to put nail polish and grow goats. you BY EKids R the best screenwriters KIDS! REAL QUOTES

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Text - Smokey, I'm Your Father. Effy (6) Playing Cinderella and mopping the floor. "I'm here cleaning and every one else went to the Ball, Step-mom, step-sisters, and the step-cat." BY EKids R the best screenwriters KIDS! REAL QUOTES REAL

13. And just because we couldn't resist it, here are 3 more that aren't animal-related

Text - YES! MAYBE PROMISE! OH, SORRY. The teacher asks the class: What is a promise? Scarlet (8): A promise is when you want to do something, but you know there's not enough time, so you promise. ВУ EKids R the best screenwriters REAL KIDS! QUOTES REAL

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Text - Night Quote Elon (5.5) is playing on the jungle gym and a girl who speaks russian approaches him. The girl speaks and Elons nods his head a couple times. The girl's mom asks Elon: You speak Russian too? Elon: No. But with girls it's very important to agree and not ask questions. QUOTE IN =Kids R the best screenwriters REAL LIFE

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Text - Ouch... Tamar (5): Mom are you and Dad still growing? Mom: No honey, we're done growing. Tamar: So why do you always say "This is too small, now... This doesn't fit me anymore..."? Kids R the best screenwriters UOTES BL KIDS! REAL A QUOTE

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Dad Tweets The Funniest Things His Daughters Say About Animals

James Breakwell is the father of four daughters and two pigs. His everyday routine includes some very interesting conversations he has with his daughters. We have collected the ones revolving around dragons, horses, spiders, and other animals. Kids do say the darndest things ever. 

James Breakwell is the father of four daughters and two pigs. His everyday routine includes some very interesting conversations he has with his daughters. We have collected the ones revolving around dragons, horses, spiders, and other animals. Kids do say the darndest things ever. 

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Snack Time: Quotes About Animals By Kids

NYC school teacher Alyssa Cowit is a kindergarten teacher at NYC school. After hearing every day so many smart pearls from her adorable kids, she decided to start an Instagram account called “Live from Snack Time” to chronicle them. Alyssa believes children are honest and curious and that it’s a teacher’s job to take what children say seriously. We couldn’t agree more. We have collected some of the brilliant things her kindergarteners said about the furry friends in their life. 

NYC school teacher Alyssa Cowit is a kindergarten teacher at NYC school. After hearing every day so many smart pearls from her adorable kids, she decided to start an Instagram account called “Live from Snack Time” to chronicle them. Alyssa believes children are honest and curious and that it’s a teacher’s job to take what children say seriously. We couldn’t agree more. We have collected some of the brilliant things her kindergarteners said about the furry friends in their life. 

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Hilariously Irrational Reasons Toddlers Have Had Crying Fits

We’ve covered the incredible joys of parenting a lot here at Memebase, but as long as the critters as being born we’re going to have plenty of content for exhausted parents to relate to. These toddler temper tantrums were probably brutal to experience, but it’s important to look back and laugh at our collective misfortune. 

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