I always say NO to drugs

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Does this botter you?

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Are you flirting with me?

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A size for people who eat

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Political Reporting

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My friend draw this. It’s awesome

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Got bored at school and I draw this

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Buying condoms

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Memes & Tweets For People With Nothing Better To Do

While many things may seem uncertain right now, there’s one thing we can definitely count on: memes. Even as unrest and illness plague the globe, meme-makers and posters are still hard at work giving us the comedy we need to survive. And we’ve got a whole lot of that comedy right here for you.

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Mammal - Me getting out of bed at 7:55 to start working at 8

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Cat - I present you: chonky cat CANKLES

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Cartoon - TONIGHT AT 1. DO00000000000000M!

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Cartoon - you HAVE FORGOTTEN ME SIMBA REMEMBER WHO you ARE... GET THE F@X OUT OF MY CLOUDS REMEMBER SIMBAMA DAD? @GOOFYGODSCOMICS

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Cartoon - CHECK OUT MY HOT NEW ROMPER | AM SO COOL AND ATTRACTIVE SADGIRL POP

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Text - I will bitch about heat. I will bitch about cold. I will bitch about sunshine, and about growing old. I will bitch about everything, inside and out. You will find there is nothing I can't bitch about.

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37 Animal Comics That Range From Wholesome To Sobering

As y’all probably know, we’re big fans of web comics – especially when they involve animals. While we will always enjoy False Knees‘ sassy offerings, we are thrilled to have stumbled upon @pleumier’s animal-centric comics on Instagram. The comics may lack the existential urgency of False Knees’ screaming birds, but there’s still some seriously unsettling truths mixed into the wholesome. We’ve put a ton of these tidbits together, but if you like what you see, give @pleumier some love on the ‘gram. They deserve it.

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Cartoon - AND WHILE HER HUSBAND WAS AT WORK, BRENDA TOTALLY- SWOOSH I'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT BRENDA DID SHIT fO pleumier

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Text - ISN'T HE CUTE? HE LOOKS JUST LIKE HIS PARENTS! AND HIS GRAND- PARENTS, AND HIS GREAT GRANDPARENTS! AND HIS GREAT GREAT GRAND- PARENTS AND H GREAT GREAT GREAT fo pleumier

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Line art - HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HOW ARE YOU YOU YOU? IMGREAT THANK YOU! fO pleumier

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Text - HERE'S A FUNNY PRANK: YOU STING SOME HUMAN AND JUST WHEN THEY THINK THINGS CAN'T GET WORSE A FRIEND OF THEIRS PEES ON THEM fO pleumier

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Cartoon - Fall 2019 Winter 2020 SNİFF SNİFF Spring 2020 Summer 2020 PARK CLOSED fO pleumier

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Cartoon - BLACK PLAGUE YEAR 1347 YEAH BUT HOW LET'S TAKE THIS CITY JERRY! coUGH- WANNA COUGH HANG OUT? fO pleumier

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Cartoon - HEY TREE HERE'S SOME, CO2 PEFFF PFFFFF YOU'RE WELCOME fo pleumier

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Illustration - IT'S HATCHING AAAAAMAAAA AAA AA AAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAA AAA fo pleumier

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Cartoon - A FOREIGN DOG (WOOF? IT PROBABLY DOESN'T SPEAK MY LANGUAGE (WOOF! fo pleumier

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Line art - WHERE ARE MOM AND DAD?) ECHOLOCATION IS USED BY DOLPHINS TO SEE FARAWAY IMAGES IN THE WATER f® pleumier

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NO YOU HANG HANG UP YOU UP FINE f® pleumier

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» PLASTICS IN THE OCEANS DECOMPOSE INTO MUCH SMALLER FRAGMENTS THAT WE ULTIMATELY END UP MISTAKING FOR OUR OWN FOOD PLANKTON HAVE YOU READ THE NEWS? MARINE FOOD WEBS ALREADY ARE AFFECTED BY THIS AND THEY COULD FOREVER BE ALTERED IE NOTHING IS DONE WAIT YOU CAN READ? fO pleumier” title=”” width=”800″ height=”858″/>

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Line art - «BACTERIAL CULTURE» THE WORLD IS GUYS GUYS! FLAT WHY CAN'T NO IT'S ROUND IT BE BOTH? THAT'S DUMB fo pleumier

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Cartoon - «THE MEETING» HEY YOU'VE GOT то TRY THIS OUT THERE YOU ARE fo pleumier

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Motor vehicle - FORCED TRIP LIHS HO WELCOME TO CANADA fo pleumier

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Games - «ERUPTION » Ан- CHOO DAMN ALLERGIES fo pleumier

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Text - «UNLUCKY» DOES HE LOVE ME? l'U DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU CARE AROUT HE DOESN'T fo pleumier

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«NONBELIEF» IS IT TRUE WHAT THEY SAY? WHEN WE DIE, DO WE BECOME STARS IN THE SKY? NO fotY pleumier

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Cartoon - «SORE WINNER» (ALRIGHT YOU WIN THIS TIME AH... НА НА! | JUST OUTRAN A FUCKIN CHEETAH! НА НАНАНАНА foty pleumier

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Red panda - «CAN'T STOP » NOM NOM CRACK NOM NOM NOM NOM fot& pleumier

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Line - «CROSSROADS» REMEMBER WHAT MOM TOLD YOU UH- ОН I GUESS I WON'T MOVE WHEN FACED WITH DANGER DON'T TRY TO BE A HERO f@t♡ pleumier

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Cartoon - «ESCAPE» I'LL SHOW YOU THE RESULTS OF YEARS OF EVOLUTION! YOU WILL NOT CATCH ME! ELNG FISH THAT WAS EASY НАНА! fotY pleumier

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Comics - PEOPLE SAY I'M ONE WITH NATU- «INTEGRITY» UGH! A SPIDER! MAY I JOIN, THE PARTY? EEEEK! THIS FIRE IS GORGEOUS ( OH? WELL fOtY pleumier

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Cartoon - «РНOТОВОМ8 MASTER» ONE, TWO, THREE... АНН...! JUST GOT ANOTHER ONE / COOL KISS* foty pleumier

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Organism - THIS ONE LOOKS TASTY «LUNCH BREAK» THIS ONE LOOKS EVEN BETTER! ぐ 1 KNOW WHO'S THE TASTIEST OH FRANK YOU FOOL ♡ fot pleumier

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Cartoon - «EVOLUTION OBSTACLE» MY LIFE IS EVERY DAY QUITE PECULIAR I WATCH TALL APES WALK AROUND AIMLESSLY T WONDER IF MY EXISTENCE COULD HAVE A DIFFERENT PURPOSE HOLY SHIT IS THAT A BANANA?! IF- foty pleumier

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Cartoon - « FISH AND SHIP» OH WHAT'S THAT? WOAH NICE SHIP IS THIS YOUR SHIP, SIR? VERY RETRO fOtY pleumier

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Cartoon - <«SPIDER MYTHS » BE CAREFUL AROUND HUMANS! THEY EAT US WHEN THEY SLEEP WHAT FOR? fOtY pleumier

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Wildlife - « FOOD SCRAPS» IT'S NOT AWKWARD IF WE DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT fOtY pleumier

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Comics - «FLOWER FEAST» MY PETALS ARE UNOCCUPIED WANTA TASTE OF ME? THIS BUFFET SURE IS SASSY... POLLINATE ME BABY TAKE MY NECTAR! Otypleumier

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Cartoon - «SLEEP ASSISTANT» OH SNAP? GOTCHA YOU WON'T ВОТНER HER ANYMORE SLEEP WELL MY FRIEND IG: pleumier

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Bird - « THE TALK» HEY MARK (YEAH? YOU AND ..) WE'RE SO DIFFERENT, I DON'T THINK IT'S GONNA WORK OUT... MARK ARE (YOU LISTENING? HM? IG: pleumier

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Bird - *ÇOUGH* GAAAH... *COUGH* MY BUDS ALL DROWNED AND I SOMEHOW MADE IT... ...TO SAFETY. IG: pleumier

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Head - MOM! MOM! MOOOM IG: pleumier

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Text - WHAT A PRODUCTIVE LEAF-EATING DAY! TIME TO Go BACK TO MY WIFE. LET ME HELP YOU CROSS, MRS. HERE YA GO. WHERE THE FUCK AM I. IG: pleumier

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Comics - RAISE YOUR LEAVES! THEY'RE HERE! FOR THE QUEEN! FOR THE QUE EN !!! THEY HAD THE LEAF IDEA TOo! OH NO. IG: pleumier

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Cartoon - HEY, ΒΟΥ GOOD ΒΟΥ. IG @pleumier

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16 Sassy Gems From Good Bear Comics

It’s no secret that we’re fans of the seemingly endless world of web comics. We’ll take wholesome comics any day, but our allegiance trully lies with the extremely spicy and slightly offensive works of humorous art. Good Bear Comics is up there on our preferred list. They’re a very far cry from the Sunday funnies we enjoyed as kids, and we couldn’t be happier about it. If you like what you see, consider supporting James Lecarpentier’s Patreon or giving him a follow on Instagram. We think he deserves it.

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Cartoon - You keep Hey, quit cheating looking at my cards Im not It's just how my eyes are pointed I'm definitely not cheating- GOODBEARCOMICS.com

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Cartoon - A triple homicide and a rape. Third one like this in a week. .I dont know how much ... more I can take 13 1-47 Why don't you just retire, sir? You've got the years in Not until we catch them all I cant, Higgins GOODBEARCOMICS.com

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Cartoon - Nice to meet you Betty It's Becky Kelly? GOODBEARCOMICS.com ...

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Cartoon - This place smells awful Want to come home with me, Batman? HANG IN THERE GOODBEARCOMICS.com

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Label - We're to cut going through corruption like paper! * VOTE * You know what they say, never run with scissors" ELECTION RESULTS STAREA STAPLER ERASER S Su SCISSORS HOLE PUNCH ELECTION DAY LIVE NEWS RESULTS ERASER WINS, IS PRESIDENT! GOODBEARCOMICS.com

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Cartoon - Would you like some desert, sir? yes please How is it? It's a bit dry GOODBEARCOMICS.com

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Cartoon - You're leavingyour pets home alone all weekend? You're not worried about them getting into your stuff? naaah IndoATS FANCY CAT FOOD Quantily: 100 S12.0n S9.99 BL!Y $4.99 DIARY GOODBEARCOMICS.com

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Cartoon - DOGGIE_ NEWS Dogs are so funny when they chase their tails! POLICE DRUG DOG CAUGHT SMUGGLING DRUGS IN OWN BUTT malltown, USA, ture holds for but one thing i sure is that this once good dog is now a very v bad boy. Dec. 4. 2018 police drug dog Mr. Sniffers was the municipal port smuggling s of catnip and tantial amount a illegal doggy treat narcotics. POLI The prestig Chief of Police H.R.Barkus has Sniffers' pensic of delicious do rs on the force investigation is now unde- treats will b

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Cartoon - Ho. Ho. Ho. Every year youre on the naughty list, and you get your coal Yet. No more chances, Timmy. You've made your choice ... you're still naughty M-maybe made Noen you mistake. Maybe Im list! a the I checked it twice on wrong GOODBEARCOMICS.com

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Cartoon - Sam's birthday is this Saturday, right? What think I should Well, she's turning 4. so maybe just a stuffed animal or something op you get her? HAPPY BIRTHDAY damn GOODBEARCOMICS.com

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Yellow - PLASTIC SURGERY GOODBEARCOMICS.COM

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Cartoon - Have we caught anything in the mousetraps yet? You are sentenced to death for your crimes. Any last words? You're not only killing a monster - but a good son, an attentive husband, and... a loving father Ehhhh. just one * SNAP* GOODBEARCOMICS.com

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Cartoon - NTERVENTIO poopin You've gotta stop in our water bowl Dave, we need to talk disgusting GOODBEARCOMICS.com

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Cartoon - CLUCK CLUCK IT'S TIME TO F-CK Ya heard him boys Ugh, not again GOODBEARCOMICS.COM

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Cartoon - hmm . Ukrainian, male.. 1965? Good job, Mihail ! ANNUAL BLOOD-TASTING COMPETITION GOODBEARCOMICS.COM OOOOO O00

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Cartoon - Who are you playing as? Can I try? Some guy named Tim, in Iowa Uhhh, okay, sure. Just be careful. •I have a lot of years into this • Oh, uhh, sorry CONTINUE sobbinge NEW GAME • QUIT • GOODBEARcorics.com

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FAIL – Take Advantage of Every Opportunity

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Fourteen Dank Comic Memes All About Self-Sabotage

This satire-laden meme (created by comic artist Dogmo) is all about unwelcome change and stubborn self-sabotage. Know Your Meme‘s got more info, and be sure to head on over to Dogmo‘s Instagram account for more comics like this!

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Cartoon - MEN, TODAY WE NEW BANNER UNDER OUR FIGHT... НОРЕ WE LOSE Dogmo COMICS @D0gmo Do9

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Cartoon - MEN, UNDER OUR TODAY WE NEW BANNER FIGHT... НОРЕ WE FUCKİN WİN Dogmo COMICS @Dogmo Do9

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Cartoon - MEN, TODAY WE UNDER OUR NEW BANNER FIGHT... PRO FUR PROUD FURRY PROUD FURRY НОРЕ WE LOSE Dogmo COMICS @Dogmo Do9

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Cartoon - MEN, UNDER OUR @memebase TODAY WE NEW BANNER FIGHT... Affordable Care Act Affordable Care Act WE LOSE MEDICARE ALL Everyone ELTNCARE

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Comics - MEN, UNDER OUR TODAY WE NEW BANNER FIGHT... WE LOSE Dogmo COMICS @Dogmo Do9

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Cartoon - MEN, UNDER OUR TODAY WE NEW BANNER FIGHT... НОРЕ WE LOSE SYNERGIE SYNERGIE OPGETELD ONTELBAAR OPGETELD ONTELDAAR

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Cartoon - MEN, UNDER OUR TODAY WE NEW BANNER FIGHT... త НОРЕ WE LOSE Dogmo COMICS @Dogmo Do9 CCC

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Cartoon - Men, today we Fight... Under our New banner rlanimemes hope we lose Dogmo COMICS @D0gmo Do9

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Cartoon - MEN, UNDER OUR TODAY WE NEW BANNER FIGHT... THE LAST OFUS PART I THE LAST OFUS PART I НОРЕ WE LOSE

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Cartoon - @memebase MEN, UNDER OUR TODAY WE NEW BANNER FIGHT... DNC НОРЕ WE LOSE Bernie bros

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Cartoon - MEN, UNDER OUR TODAY WE NEW BANNER FIGHT... НОРЕ WE LOSE Dogmo COMICS @Dogmo Do9

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Cartoon - MEN, TODAY WE NEW BANNER UNDER OUR FIGHT... НОРЕ WE LOSE Dogmo COMICS @Dogmo Do9

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Cartoon - MEN, UNDER OUR TODAY WE NEW BANNER FIGHT... WE CAN'T FUCKING LOSE. Dogmo COMICS @Dogmo Do9

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Amusing Comics That Accurately Portray The Blessing And Curse Of Big Boobs

Big boobs are great in a few scenarios. For filling out a bathing suit. Enriching female anime characters. They even can make a great pillow for a lucky lover. But like all kinds of body parts, while breasts have their perks (get it?) they also have a lot of drawbacks. Unbearable back pain. Difficulty shopping. Paige Warren’s Busty Girl Comics really does a great job of covering all the big boob basics. We’ve put a few of their mammary-inclined gems in this gallery, but you can see a lot more on her Tumblr.

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Cartoon - BUSTY GIRL PROBLEMS rampage Why don't you just sports bra? wear I AM wearing Sports bra.

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Cartoon - BUSTY GIRL PROBLEMS campaige Hey little sis. Did my old shirts fit you ? Seriously?

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Cartoon - BUSTY GIRL PROBLEMS rampaige Mom? Can we please to the junior's go department ? These are older lady clothes! Sorry.honey. Those clothes won't fit Your... Cur ves.

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Cartoon - BUSTY GIRL PROBLEMS -rampage Cute! Can I borroL this shirt? And have you stretch this one out too?

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Cartoon - BUSTY GIRL PERKS -rarpage Second theatre on the left. Enjoy the sho No atside food or drink.

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Cartoon - BUSTY GILL PROBLE MS -rampange Your chest Oww. is where You'll lose weight first.! After lots of exercise I've lost weight but they Oh. poor baby.. still feel just as BIG!

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Cartoon - BUSTY GIRL PERKS rampaige BRRRING* * BRRRING* HELLO?

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Cartoon - BUSTY GILL PROBLEMS rampaige (Hey! Long time no see! How've you been?!" This is a Idtle Yennah, no more uncomfortable hugging.

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Cartoon - BUSTY GIRL PROBLEMS rampage Can you believe) how big they made these characters' chests?! Yup Oh. Right.

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Time-Wasting Memes With Plenty Of Variety

Happy Friday, mofos. Need a little content-based R&R to get your weekend going? You’re in luck. This varied gallery has got it all: dumb memes, tumblr shitposts, and, of course, a littledark humor. Strap in, get scrolling, and enjoy.

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Text - Ben Dreyfuss @bendreyfuss A lot of cheap flights right now, and part of me thinks, if im going to get the coronavirus, I might as well get it in a deeply discounted 5 star hotel in Venice 11:38 pm · 2/3/20 · TweetDeck 7,674 Retweets 76K Likes

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Text - lil waste of space @pupperonis baking the beans

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Cat - heck forgot my snacks

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Line - sometimes it don't be like that but you're so used to when, it do be like that that you don't give it a chance to don't

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Text - maagicaal.witch mossy-suggestions may your soul be overgrown with moss. may your veins fill with rainwater and your lungs swell with flowers. marmalade-cabin is this a curse or blessing?? either way lay it on me boys

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Wave - guilt for merely existing me, minding my own business

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Text - Max Grossman @GrossmanMax Therapist: ...and what do we say when we feel like this? Me: ...um....um....LINE Stage Manager: IT DOESN'T DEFINE ME AS A PERSON Me: It doesn't define me as a person. Therapist: You have to stop bringing Stage Managers to these sessions.

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Dress - how a sufi sees how I see a sufi me hello sufi hello again sufi

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Text - St. Vincent O @st_vincent "All due respect," is a wonderful expression because it doesn't actually specify how much respect is actually due. Could be none. 5/12/17, 8:08 AM

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Bengal tiger - 2 days after you tell yourself SAL GEKO to stop buying useless shit.

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Adaptation - Mira Gonzalez O @miragonz me when my phone dies Distraught monkeys mourn death of robotic monkey spying on them

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Photo caption - When you finally find someone who doesn't try to fix you when you're going through it. You may experience the emptiness with me if you wish. Void Mistress

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Facial expression - kierkegaard - daddy issues - sexually frustrated - probably crazy, but seems nice dostoevsky nietzsche - DEFINITELY crazy - god complex - 3edgy5u - sensitive - goes to church - always manages to avoid certain death sartre camus kafka - hot shot - lives for the drama - armchair psychiatrist - anarchist never finishes - sits alone at cafes - when will dostoevsky anything - easily overwhelmed - probably an insect notice me?

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Cartoon - SOMETIMES IT JUST FEELS LIKE THE WHOLE UNIVERSE IS AGAINST ME SIGH I STOLE YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER WHAT NO

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Games - you have been visited by the PERMIT CRAB you may do 1 bad thing today I'm going to commit pre-marital hand holding 20h 922 (6 72 yes now I can commit racial genocide 1d 4 86 1.3K

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Cat - very cozy @pat_dunning been reading a book of mid-century Chinese satirical cartoons. Hua Junwu had the modern meme template pegged before any of us were breathin Nov. 1963 Looking at my faults Looking at otner People's Sauits RU 62. Cat's eyes

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Text - Pats O' Tweetin @PatsATweetin friend: what day is it today me: it's mar 10 friend: like mario! me: itsa mar 10 3:41 AM · 3/10/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - ask-the-sensual-primarch S trukingofskeletonhell Seguir dateamonster original theory: succubi are always women, incubi are always men facts: in fact succubus comes from the latin word "succubare" which means "to lie under" and incubus comes from the latin word "incubare" which means "to lie on" new improved theory: incubi are always tops and succubi are always bottoms. gender doesn't matter at all. aimofdestiny addendum: if the sex demon in question is versatile, they're a concubus, from

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Friendship - IT'S BETTER To Have LOVED & LOST. THAN TO LIVE WITH THE PSYCHO THE REST OF Your LIFE

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Text - auditorycheesecakes: the only bad thing about garlic is all the paperwork you have to do before you can even cut it up look at that layers and layers of bureaucratic bullshit

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Owl - Feather Fashion Statement Judgemental thoughts Hypnotizers Boop at own risk Surveillance Spinner Cool-kid camo Muffled Movers Flight floof Knees (?) Arcade claws Proper anatomy of an Eastern Screech Owl

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Text - Mike Primavera @primawesome Don't be boring with your midlife crisis and buy a sports car F Go hard. Learn magic. Lease a falcon. Start a cult. Are people worried about you? Sure. But are they also a little curious? Yeah man sign them up for the cult, you gotta make those falcon payments.

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Mythology - GREAT MOMENTS IN SCIENCE Cave men invented fire when they grew sick of eating their marshmallows raw.

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Text - I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. Madigan does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf, trying to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog's. Whe

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Text - taakoshell S 4penises Follow johnnyjoestarrelatable just found out today that moths can make their genitals vibrate to throw off a bat's sonar venacavO we can too you're just not skilled yet pileofknives Me helicoptering my dick so the cops can't triangulate my cellphone signal 22,414 notes

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Bird - i don't want to do this is a problem anything right now in modern society, unproductivity is equated with worthlessness aa tayanekcomics let me be useless and feel good about it eee i'm not even gonna finish this comic take that, society

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Line - Isr yide the Mulle 'active' kitten 'passive' kitten 4.1 A kitten carousel

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Text - Ria Lina @rialina_ Since we are not to shake hands anymore I propose we curtesy and bow as they did in the times of Jane | Austen. Gender is irrelevant, whosoever bows first, the other must curtesy in return. Let the greetings begin.

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Text - chemicalkin Stop what you're doing. Canadian lynx also do the thing that house cats do where they stop grooming with their leg stuck in the air. Okay carry on. thefingerfuckingfemalefury THEY STICK THEIR LEGGY OUT REAL FAR drfitzmonster THAT PAW THO thefingerfuckingfemalefury A MIGHTY PAW

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Purple - everybody gangster till réality dissolve

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Facial expression - So, you have come for information? I have some for you... Did you know that the average flight velocity of an unladen European swallow is roughly 11m/s? I did not know that! But what about an African swallow? Unfortunatly not enough is known about African swallows in order to make such estimations

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Text - Serendipity Is Your Valentine @serendipitydon1 Answering "yes": ° mundane outdated simplistic why are you so boring? Answering "in-fucking-deedy": marvelous ° outstanding ° amazing ° why are you awesome? 12:33 PM · 2/7/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Fossilized Tree Resin @Jamberee13 Tfw she says she's 5'8" on her tinder bio but you show up and she's actually an ancient crow witch seeking revenge for the destruction of a northern forest village 8:27 AM · 21 Jan 20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Clever Comic Imagines Monopoly: Quarantine Edition

As life changes due to the coronavirus pandemic, so does the entertainment we consume. Suddenly we’re seeing scads more virus-related memes, self-help articles about how to not kill your partner during lockdown, and there’s even a Coronavirus-related show slated to be made by the folks responsible for Orange Is The New Black. But we’re here to show off this comic that wouldn’t exist without the pandemic. In this series, artist @iziahzayputs a lockdown spin on everyone’s least favorite and most-played family board game, Monopoly. It’s pretty genius. And there’s way more where these came from onInstagram. Happy scrolling! 

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Cartoon - MONUPOLY BUT DURING THE QUARANTINE

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Cartoon - CHANCE DISGUISE LAZINESS AS COMPASSION WHEN RENTERS REQUIRE GENERAL REPAIRS (FOR EACH HOUSE SAVE $25 FOR EACH HOTEL $100)

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Cartoon - COMMUNITY CHEST OVERSTOCK ON A PRODUCT TO FIND OUT IT WASN'T IN HIGH DEMAND IN THE FIRST PLACE LIFE CLUE Jenga Risk (LOSE $500) HOPPOS SORRY!

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Cartoon - COMMUNITY CHEST YOU INVESTED YOUR MONEY IN OIL. BOY WERE YOU FOOLISH. (PAY$1000 TO GET RID OF IT)

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Text - CHANCE NO ONE IS GOING ТО НОТELS NOWADAYS. (REMOVE ALL FOR SALE HOTELS FROM BOARD AND START AGAIN)

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Text - CHANCE GO TO FREE PARKING GET FINED FOR BEING OUT OF YOUR HOUSE. (LOSE $100)

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Cartoon - CHANCE SELF ISOLATE IN THE NEAREST HOUSE FOR TWO WEEKS. (IF YOU DO NOT OWN THE HOUSE, PAY PLAYER 14x THE AMOUNT OF RENT)

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Dark & Spicy Comic Goodness From Jake Likes Onions

Here at Memebase we like our comics with a little bit of darkness and irreverance. Jake Likes Onions more than satisfies this area of our tastes. The bleak humor and spice are the perfect antidote to a sluggish and boring day. We’ve put together some highlights but you can find way more over at the official website.

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Cartoon - TOO MANY GUARDS. I'LL SNEAK IN THROUGH THE VENTS MMPH: RRRGH HI. ARE YOU HERE FOR THE VENT TOUR? M IT'S $20

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Cartoon - PSSST: EPSST PSSST

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Cartoon - DEPLETED URANIUM OH HÖLY ONE- WHAT IS THY HALD MÄDE OF? PRETTY INTERESTING, ACTUALLY. WE PROCESS IT OURSELVES USING A SERIES OF OH SHIT

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Cartoon - IF YOU COULD HAVE THE ABILITY OF ANY ANIMAL, WHAT WOULD YOU CHOOSE? WHAP- MUNCH: FLYING, I GUESS MUNCH:

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Cartoon - THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGS. THIS IS YOUR BRAIN. I THINK I'LL WRITE A SONG THIS IS ACTUALLY VERY CATCHY

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Cartoon - I'LL HAVE A POUND OF GROUND BEEF AND I'LL HAVE A FIST POUND CHOP THAT'LL BE $8.99

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Cartoon - EWW

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Cartoon - I DON'T WANNA BE A NORMAL DUCK I WANNA BE A GOTH DUCK LETS GET YOU CLEANED UP, LITTLE GUY HELL YEAH NO FUCK YOU

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Cartoon - TODAY'S FORECAST: GOLF! ..BALL SIZED HAIL

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Comics - OUR AGENDA IS MORE COMPLEX AND CANNOT BE CONDENSED INTO A SINGLE WORRRRRD FREEEEDOM

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Cartoon - DID YOU COMMIT THE MURDER THESE HIPS DON'T LIE YEAH

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Organism - THE ANTEATER DEFINED BY THE THINGS IT KILLS BUT IT HAS OTHER QUALITIES ITS LARGE NOSE ALLOWS IT TO DO MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF COCAINE

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Comics - SCALPEL. FORK. ALRIGHT EVERYONE! DIG IN! CANNIBAL CARE WHERE ALL OF THE DOCTORS ARE CANNIBALST

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Cartoon - I WISH I COULD FLY :WHAP :

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Cartoon - HEY- IS THIS SHIRT TOO SMALL? YES I DISAGREE

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Cartoon - Vitiuun HOW I WISH I COULD FLY HAM SANDWICH PLEASE

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Morbid Comics Where Death Is The Punchline

Most people struggle with mortality a bit – especially in the depressing times we’re living in. But when you’re surrounded by death, sometimes the best way to cope is by laughing at it. And that’s exactly what these comics are here to help us do. 

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Cartoon - OH NO!! THERE'S PEOPLE TRAPPED INSIOE THAT BURNING BUILDING! THIS LOOKS LIKE HAHA WHOOPS. A JOB FOR... Rif www.DEATHBULGE.COM

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White - SMACK SMACK 0.

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Cartoon - AAAARRRGH Let . me . go... Save yourself! Tell . my. family 4 days later AAAARRRGH

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Cartoon - YOUR SOUL IS MINE РТНАННВВТЕ

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Cartoon - I LOOK LIKE DEATH! [MEANWHILE IN HELL) *SCOFFS* YEAH, AS IF WRITTEN BY @THYNEBEAR DRAWN BY PICTURES IN BOXES

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Cartoon - LET'S PLAY A GAME. ONE OF THE DRINKS IS POISONED WH.WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? eSPACEBOYCANTLOL LISTEN TO THE RULES FIRST

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Cartoon - KNUFFELTJE KNUFFEL DAG MJNHEER PADDESTOEL DAG KNUFFELTJE!

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Comics - OH MY GOD GOT THE MAN YOU WAS LOOKIN' FER WHY IS HE DEAD YEAH I YER SIGN FUCKIN FOUND HIM LIKE THIS SAID YOU WANTED HIM D- ANTED DAD - | AL VE ZACH ExtRA FABULOUS

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Cartoon - Hejibits #85 Haunted Humor Hey Why did the ghost cross the road? Why? To get to the OTHER SIDE! You know. The afterlife. © 2011 JOHN KLECKNER www.hejibits.com

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Text - I DREW A VITAL ORGAN BEING WO UNDED ALSO THESE ARE DYING PTICALLY! MEANINGRUL NATHANWPYLE

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I DO NOT ROCK DEATH FEELS WANT TO VOID PERISH TODAY FEEL THE PERIL! BUT TO BE BRIEFLY CONVINCED WE WILL BUT THE WE DIE DID MOMENTS OF THIS SEEMS - GENUINELY UNWISE UNCERTAINTY WERE MY OO FAVORITE NOT WE ARE TRULY FRAGILE MORTALS NATHANWPYLE

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Comics - Gus! FOURTH AMMUAL MUSHROOM LAND TOAD RACE 009 114 096 ON Your mark.0 Get Set. 114 0541 pbfcomics.com

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Cartoon - Whoa-Yeah! You kids are thirsty! Whoa now, pbfcomics

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Cartoon - You HAVE TWO WEEKS TO LIVE I'M SORRY ITS BEEN YES TIME TWO WEEKS TO DIE

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Cartoon - SLAME の CRASH HAHA HA NEIL...OUR HOUSE... IT'S... IT'S. .. HAUNTED! COOL YER TITS... foodo Fix iT... I'LL BRO! iT WAS A JOKE! KiCk iT'S Ass NEIL! MAYOKING BY BRIAN KING

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Cartoon - WELL, SPRING IS HERE. LOOKS LIKE OUR TIME IS JUST ABOUT UP. HEY, DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE WATER CYCLE? YOU MEAN THAT AFTER WE DIE, WE'LL EVAPORATE INTO THE SKY AND SOMEDAY COME DOWN TO EARTH AGAIN? 6 IT'S A NICE THOUGHT, BUT I'M MORE OF A REALIST. I THINK AFTER WE DIE, WE JUST WATER THE PLANTS AND THAT'S THAT. I GUESS YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT. STILL, IT'S NICE TO THINK THAT MAYBE ONE DAY WE'D END UP TOGETHER AGAIN AS A PAIR OF ICE CUBES INA GLASS OR SOMETHING. YEAH. THAT'D BE NICE. LATER DAN

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Cartoon - LoadingArtist.com What's your wish, honey? I wish no one was sad ever again. Awwwwww

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Cartoon - LATER AND WOLVES WILL ATTACK IF THEY SEE YOUR TEETH, SO NO SMILING. (ок.) (ОН! HUR DEE DUR EHM A WUHLF. RUSTLEDJIMMIES.NET 2017 SAMPRATT

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Cartoon - SMILE, YOU'RE IN THE WORLD'S FIRST COLOUR PHOTO! THEY BE DEVILS. WHOOPSIE DOODLE. G GOATHOSELF

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Cartoon - WILL YOU CONFRONT LET'S JUST HIM? SAY... WHEN I WAS JUST A BOY, THE MAN AT TABLE SIX KILLED MY FATHER. REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED COLD. MY SOUP'S NOT VERY WARM. YOU DON'T SAY! O GOAT+OSELF

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Cartoon - OSTHI Charles- I fancy you -JILL EXTRA FAGMLOUS CoMICS

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Text - KuvatON:com- 03 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE? PHEW.. DUDE! THERE OKAY, WELL WAS A BOMB FIRST OF ALL ON THE PLANE YOU'RE IN THE AND I JUST CLOSET. AT DEFUSED IT! НОME. 503 SECONDLY. Iイ LOOKS THIS IS THE LAST TIME I TAKE ACID LIKE YOU'VE DISMANTLED AND DEFUSED THE WATER WITH YOU... HEATER. NOT A BOMB. rougirig.cz

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Cartoon - DADDY, WON'T SANTA BURN YOU'RE RIGHT, SWEETY. LET'S PUT THE FIRE OUT. HIMSELF IF HE COMES DOWN THE CHIMNEY? .LEAVE IT ON. NO... War and Peas

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Cartoon - I'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU. I KNEW YOU'D COME TO TAKE ME. COME ON! TAKE ME ALREADY! TAKE ME, DARK STRANGER! WARANDPEAS.COM

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Cartoon - what would you like for your birthday, Emma? PONY!!

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Cartoon - HE FORGOT TO SIGNAL. I BETTER LET HIM KNOW ABÓUT HIS MISTAKE. THECROWBARCOMICS

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Cartoon - PILOT SCHOOL PUDDLEMUNCH.COM

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Cartoon - Weird. My fortune cookie says "You farted during the meal" and I totally did. No way, mine Says "You have a crush on your best friend!" Ánd I do! Jim, what's yours say? Um... We know where you hid the bodies, Jim. The fart thing again.

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White - *running "calculating *thinking PROGRAM USER I think it stopped working. We should kill it USER PRETENDS TO BE DRAWING | PTBD.JWELS.BERLIN

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Cartoon - BOO ARRGGHHHHH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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Automotive wheel system - MY GOD, THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH! AFTER ALL THESE YEARS! 60 YEARS OLD, WHEN I STILL HAD HAIR. 35 YEARS OLD, WHEN I STILL HAD MUSCLE. 21 YEARS OLD, WHEN I DIDN'T REALLY NEED TO SLEEP. 7 YEARS OLD, WHEN I LEARNED HOW TO SWIM. CHRIS ALLISON TOONHOLE.com

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Fish - *SNICE SNIFF BLOOD! IT'S COMING FROM THAT WEIRD FISH! THEY REQUIRE FIRST AID! I'M HELPING! STEP 1: APPLY PRESSURE To THE WOUND! JAMES OF NO TRADES.COM AOytoJAMES F REGAN

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Cartoon - HEY BABY, ARE YOU DEATH? BECAUSE I HOPE YOU COME FOR ME SOON! WHAT? Smbc-comics.com

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Cartoon - WHERE THE HELL ARE THE SPOONS SLAM C SLAM OF COURSE. THEYRE ALL DIRTY SCRUB SCRUB STOP CROPPING THE CREDITS ofF OF COMICS You STUPID FUCK *EXTRA FABULOUS COMICS*

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Cartoon - KRAK WEIRD.

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Cartoon - ASTER GG HUNT © 2016 Kristian Nygård www.optipess.com

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Cartoon - OUCH!! I CAN TAKE THE OUCH AWAY! MY FINGER! DYLAN SPENCER 2013 EARTH EXPL:ORES.Jan

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Text - I HEARD THAT HUMANS EAT A BUNCH OF SPIDERS IN THEIR SLEEP THATS STUPID YOU'RE STUPID NOM NOMP HOLY SHIT NOM SNATCH EXTRA FABULOous COMICS ZA5

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Cartoon - THEY CALL ME THE GRIM REAPER. BUTI'M ACTUALLY NOT THAT GRIM. I LIKE PARTIES. PARTIES WHERE EVERYONE DIES. War and Peas

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Totally Corona-Free Memes Because Enough Already

It’s bad enough that we’re constantly inundated with coronavirus news. Why do our memes have to be all about the pandemic as well? It’s not that we don’t understand this is a trial that most of the globe is struggling with, we just wish more memes were capable of distracting us, even just for a little while. Hopefully these memes will help you do just that.

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Mason jar - Take an item that is about to expire and place it into another container without an expiration date to make it last forever! 3484 -1 510

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Cartoon - "If they send one of yours to the hospital, send six of theirs to the morgue." Fred Rogers The Bluejay Way

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Text - HER: can you fax the offer over to me? HIM: sorry... I can't fax from where I live HER: oh, where is that? HIM: 2018. I live in 2018, Susan

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Caffeine - Milk then cereal THEN bowl

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Text - I NEVER CALLED YOU STUPID. BUT WHEN I ASKED YOU TO SPELL ORANGE AND YOU ASKED ME THE FRUIT OR COLOR. IT KINDA CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD. Dailu Sarcasm

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Water - "Cheap gas near me" Google Bing N BP $2.80/Regular +3 min 678 95 25A 25 Mobil 495 $2.70/Regular New Y +5 min Exxon $2.60/Regular +3 min

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Text - Co-worker: You look so un- approachable Me: Yet, here you are.

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Cartoon - The best joke in TV history is when Hank Hill can't get the cap off a can of WD40 so he pulls out second, mini can of WD40 to lubricate it.

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Photo caption - America Why Is It, When Something Happens, It Is Always You Three? Florida California Alabama

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Cartoon - SAFELY ENDANGERED WEB TOON MAGIC 8-BALL, AM I STUPID?

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Text - r/NoStupidQuestions Posted by u/MrWaterplant 13h If kinetic energy is converted into thermal energy, how hard to I have to slap a chicken to cook it? Learning Discussion 1.6k 111 Share Parker Ormonde As your friendly neighborhood physics major, I decided to calculate this with a few assumptions. The formula for converting between kinetic energy and thermal energy is 1/2mv^2=mcT The average human hand weighs about 0.4kg, the average slap has a velocity of 11m/s (25mph), an average rotisser

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Gun - WE DONT DIA, 911K SORRY GRANDMA...

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Standing - Christian guys trying to impress the girls after fellowship lunch

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Tool - Instructions for use: Perform 2-3 test clicks before each use and at least once every 3 minutes

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Tire - 67° 8:26 PM Karl Bruning ► ICE FISHING FANATICS 3 hours ago If anyone needs some spares I've got 21 packs of emergency sailboat fuel for sale. $10 per package $10 • Hopewell Junction, NY

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Text - Now this is wisdom EVERY DEAD BODY ON MT EVEREST WAS ONCE A VERY DETERMINED INDIVIDUAL S0.. MAYBE CALM DOWN

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Product - When you go to the store with your mom and she sees someone she knows and starts talking to them

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Text - Colorized photo of Adolf Hitlers reaction to the Italian declaration of war on Germany(1945) - THE CALZONES...BETRAYED ME?

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Text - SAFELY ENDANGERED WEBTOON WATCH IT AGAIN CONTINUE WATCH. TED BUNDY TAPES the siler of the lambs MAKING MURDERER RECOMMENDED I NEED HELP HOW TO JUST STRAIGHT UP KILL SOMEONE

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Cartoon - METAL INJECTION Brutal song with a quiet intro Me listening at full volume

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Text - ll AT&T 8:27 AM 9 49% FOX NEWS AA Jeffrey Epstein's autopsy more consistent with homicidal strangulation than suicide, Dr. Michael Baden reveals Melissa Leon | Fox News Published on October 30, 2019 NEXT →

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Action-adventure game - EA STEAM You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me. imgfilip.com

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Text - Him: I try to talk to her and she just mumbles and throws gang signs at me Her: *signals* I'm deaf

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Photo caption - Ron Iver @ronnui_ GYM TIP: Work out smart, not hard! A lot of people at the gym go and lift the big weights. But actually, the small weights are lighter and much easier to lift. 9:13 AM - 13 Jan 20 · Twitter for Android "Sometimes my genius is... it's almost frightening"

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Text - john krasinski: has built a reputable career for himself over the past 5+ years, has delved into many movie genres, is now 38 years old me watching literally any movie that john krasinski is in: That is Jim Halpert

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Text - IF YOUR S OCIAL SECURITY NUMBER WAS THE AMOUNT OF MONEY YOU HAD... HOW RICH WOULD YOU BE??? $34,523,2674 93,780,9632 585,214,172 In case you haven't noticed, you've fallen right into my trap

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Text - kirby @mommatotwo_ I'm really tired of the LED headlights on some cars. Like I'm really glad you can see 92 miles ahead but the rest of us are blind noW.

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Text - whenever i try and learn something new me: It seems that I am not immediately excellent at this me: me: me: me: me: it is because I am a failure me: everything I touch dies

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Text - See ya later, alligator! After a while, crocodile! Alternative responses: Whatever you say, manta ray Doubt that, sewer rat I don't care, panda bear Never again, Cornish hen Thate you, kangaroo Curl up and die, butterfly

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Yoda - My face when someone tells me stress balls are for squeezing, not for throwing at people who stress me out

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Animated cartoon - Ford: we were proudly founded by Henry Ford! Toyota: our founder was the visuonary Kiichiro Toyoda. Volkswagen: imgfip.com

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Text - Have you ever read a comment that made you click on the person's profile just to see if they look as stupid as they sound?

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Text - bitzel @BitzelYT Just bought 50 cartons of 2% milk and mixed it to get 100% milk. My bones are now indestructible. 12:25 AM - 09 Dec 19 - Twitter for iPhone 2 Retweets 80 Likes

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Sky - WHERE'S YOUR PLANE. PEASANTS? If I owned a plane, I admit, I would do this too.

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Intensely Relatable Comics About Life In Quarantine

We’ve been fans of Hanna’s @bloome_comicsInstagram account for a while now, but her latest series is especially near and dear to our hearts. Her “quarantine chronicles” are a funny, cute and insightful look at how everyone’s lives have changed in order to slow the spread of the coronavirus pandemic. The comicsare a wonderful respite from the grim news we’ve been consuming, while still addressing all the adjusting we’ve had to do. If you like what you see, give her a follow on Instagram or consider donating to her Patreon. We need to support talented creators now more than ever.

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Cartoon - Grocery shopping during the quarantinět %23 It's enough for one month One day. later

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Cartoon - Quarantine Life's beautiful! Introvert Extravert

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Cartoon - It's just a cold 0. It's just a cold NO! you've got coronavirus Google

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Text - Me: I have a lot of free time on quarantine! I'm gonna do so much stuff! Also me:

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Cartoon - 2019 lazy bum 2020 responsible adult

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Cartoon - Antiseptic

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Cartoon - 2 types of people during quarantine I need to go outside! Speak with me

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Cartoon - Spring 2020 जि Expectation Reality

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Cartoon - 5 dollars 2019 2020

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Cartoon - Someday l'll shave, my legs C3 follow @bloome_comics But not today

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Cartoon - Me in quarantine Before After

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Text - foxic people ufollow to get rid of unnecessary things to do sports to bake This month I promise: a cake opexpacua to love myself to keep to a diet 12 to value personal time

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Cartoon - The quarantine chronicles

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Cartoon - Me in quarantine ?? Come on, l'll dye ur hair like in a salon! A-A AA-A-A- A-A

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Cartoon - Before quarantine After ムい

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Cartoon - The sleepiest animals in the world Second place: bear hibernation continues 2-3 months 1st place: me in quarantine hibernation continues forever

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Cartoon - It's time for training! Home \Workout 2 hours later 0.

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Cartoon - At the beginning of quarantine BLOOME At the end of quarantine

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Finger - When you do a manicure at home during quarantine: Expectation Reality ロ

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Cartoon - It's time to conquer I the world!

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Cartoon - Video call With my bestie With my crush

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Cartoon - Airport fashion 2019 Airport fashion 2020

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Cartoon - K: Fashion then Now

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Clip art - Purell Cosmetic bag My cosmetic of others bag

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Cartoon - My image for today: 1.Responsible 2.Homey 3.Alarmist 4.Lostie Virus? What virus? Tily

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Cartoon - Sporty april Hey, you! Point your toes!

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Cartoon - Day 1 Day 2 Nothing will happen! sometimes Only one i just have burger ||to treat myself! Day 3) Only one spoon! Hello How ya doin?

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Cartoon - How people look during self-quarantine BOYS GIRLS

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Isolation With The Kids: The Duck Parents Version (Comics)

Did you think only human parents are having a hard time adjusting to being home with the kids all day? 

Well, think again. 

The talented comic creator, Fowl language, gives us a rare glimpse into the daily lives of duck parents trying to deal with homeschooling and bored kids.   

Did you think only human parents are having a hard time adjusting to being home with the kids all day? 

Well, think again. 

The talented comic creator, Fowl language, gives us a rare glimpse into the daily lives of duck parents trying to deal with homeschooling and bored kids.   

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Cartoon - HEY...REMEMBER WHEN "TAKE YOUR KID TO WORK DAY" WAS JUST ONE KID? AND JUST ONE DAY? AND- OH MY GOD- CAN YOU GUYS GIVE ME JUST A TINY BIT OF SPACE, PLEASE?! FowILanguage Comics.com ©Brian Gordon

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Cartoon - HOLY CRAP. THE NEWS SAYS THEY MIGHT CLOSE SCHOOLS FOR WEEKS BECAUSE OF THE CORONAVIRUS! WELL, THAT'S SCARY. I KNOW. CAN YOU IMAGINE BEING QUARANTINED WITH OUR KIDS!? FowILanguage Comics.com ©Brian Gordon

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Cartoon - LIFE IN QUARAN-TWEEN THE ONLY THINGS WE'RE NOT RUNNING LOW ON ARE HORMONES AND DRAMA. AAAAАН! FowILanguage Comic com ©Brian Gordon

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Cartoon - QUARANTINE HOME SCHOOLING I STILL DON'T GET IT! YEAH, ME NEITHER. UNFORTUNATELY YOU GO TO A REALLY SHITTY SCHOOL, NOW. MATH FowILanguage Comics.com ©Brian Gordon

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Cartoon - SINCE WE CAN'T EAT OUT, NOW'S THE PERFECT TIME TO EAT BETTER, GET FIT, AND STAY HEALTHY! WE'RE QUARANTINED! WHO THE HELL ARE WE TRYING TO IMPRESS? WE HAVE SNACKS- WE HAVE SWEATPANTS- BY GOD, I SAY WE USE THEM! FowlLanguage Comics.com OBrian Gordon

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Cartoon - DUE TO THE HAND SANITIZER SHORTAGE, I'M JUST GONNA ALCOHOL-SANITIZE FROM WITHIN. NOT SURE IF IT WORKS, BUT IT SURE AS HELL TASTES BETTER. BREAKING NEWS ©Brian Gordon FowlLanguage Comics.com

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Cartoon - WHY I EXERCISE CARDIO HEALTH ENDORPHINS WEIGHT MANAGEMENT IT'S QUIET AND THERE'S NO CHILDREN FowILanguage Comics.com ©Brian Gordon

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Cartoon - BOREDOM I GOT NOTHING TO DO. ME EITHER. AND IT'S GLORIOUS! Fowl Language Comics.com ©Brian Gordon

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These Quirky Comics About A Hitman Are Wonderfully Absurd

When we saw our first “Tony Lazuto comic” we sent it to everyone we knew. The comic, which featured a hitman feigning a butthole injury to carry out an assassination was definitely something we’d never seen before. The absurdity and genius had us floored. And we’re happy to report that there are quite a few more where that one came from. 

The comics come from the genius mind of Tim Lavoie’s Elder Cactus. Turns out Lavoie created an entire saga based on the hilarious hitman character. And we’re so glad he did. If you like what you see, give Elder Cactus some love on Patreon. We need this kind of entertainment now more than ever.

When we saw our first “Tony Lazuto comic” we sent it to everyone we knew. The comic, which featured a hitman feigning a butthole injury to carry out an assassination was definitely something we’d never seen before. The absurdity and genius had us floored. And we’re happy to report that there are quite a few more where that one came from. 

The comics come from the genius mind of Tim Lavoie’s Elder Cactus. Turns out Lavoie created an entire saga based on the hilarious hitman character. And we’re so glad he did. If you like what you see, give Elder Cactus some love on Patreon. We need this kind of entertainment now more than ever.

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Random Memes To Help You Forget Your Suffering

It’s easy to get overwhelmed by current events and our personal lives. Sometimes it feels like we’re in this endless cycle of unhappiness. But that’s not true. More often than not, our pain is temporary. And if you can’t convince yourself that’s true, there’s always memes to perk you up.

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It’s easy to get overwhelmed by current events and our personal lives. Sometimes it feels like we’re in this endless cycle of unhappiness. But that’s not true. More often than not, our pain is temporary. And if you can’t convince yourself that’s true, there’s always memes to perk you up.

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Mountain Dew-Soaked Neckbeard Memes & Moments

If your life has felt devoid of Dorito dust and katana-wielding incels, we’ve got you covered. This batch of neckbeard memes and texts comes courtesy of @neckbeardfancy, where admins are tirelessly cataloging riveting content that also happens to make our skin crawl. From cringe-inducing attempts to hit on women, to self-aware memes and comics, this gallery is sure to entertain. 

If your life has felt devoid of Dorito dust and katana-wielding incels, we’ve got you covered. This batch of neckbeard memes and texts comes courtesy of @neckbeardfancy, where admins are tirelessly cataloging riveting content that also happens to make our skin crawl. From cringe-inducing attempts to hit on women, to self-aware memes and comics, this gallery is sure to entertain. 

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Funny Comics For Your Weekend Perusal

Remember the “Sunday funnies”? Opening the newspaper and having a light chuckle after reading about whatever terrible stuff had happened in the world that week? Now that we have The Internet, you don’t have to wait to enjoy these humorous palate cleansers. Which is great, because the internet gives us real-time updates regarding the same terrible things we were trying to avoid. This assortment of comics is a nice mix of humor that ranges fromwholesometo kind of edgy. So there’s something in it for everyone. 

Remember the “Sunday funnies”? Opening the newspaper and having a light chuckle after reading about whatever terrible stuff had happened in the world that week? Now that we have The Internet, you don’t have to wait to enjoy these humorous palate cleansers. Which is great, because the internet gives us real-time updates regarding the same terrible things we were trying to avoid. This assortment of comics is a nice mix of humor that ranges fromwholesometo kind of edgy. So there’s something in it for everyone. 

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Cute & Clever Comics Even Cat People Will Enjoy

Even if you’re not a dog lover, it’s hard to hate on these cute and comics from Off The Leash. The Facebook page was started back in 2013, but love for these amusing tidbits grew to the point where creator Rupert Fawcett was able to devote two books to these canine comics. They’re a great imaginary look at the “secret life” of dogs. If you like what you see here, check out the Facebook page or give ’em a follow on Instagram.If you’re really inspired, pick up the books on the site. Happy scrolling! 

Even if you’re not a dog lover, it’s hard to hate on these cute and comics from Off The Leash. The Facebook page was started back in 2013, but love for these amusing tidbits grew to the point where creator Rupert Fawcett was able to devote two books to these canine comics. They’re a great imaginary look at the “secret life” of dogs. If you like what you see here, check out the Facebook page or give ’em a follow on Instagram.If you’re really inspired, pick up the books on the site. Happy scrolling! 

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When Your Cat Has Some Special Treats For You On Valentine’s Day (Comics)

If your cat is your valentine’s date, consider yourself super lucky as we all know that earning a cat’s love (or at least, tolerance) is the highest honor on the planet. These comic strips describe the cat’s version of Valentine’s Day. Now go and kiss your cat! 

If your cat is your valentine’s date, consider yourself super lucky as we all know that earning a cat’s love (or at least, tolerance) is the highest honor on the planet. These comic strips describe the cat’s version of Valentine’s Day. Now go and kiss your cat! 

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Comic Strips Showing That Animal Life Is Full of Fun

The hilarious comics and cartoons created by Maria Scrivan, a famous illustrator, have already won millions of fans worldwide. We truly admire this artist’s exceptional ability to accurately capture animal behavior that is sometimes so similar to that of humans.

The hilarious comics and cartoons created by Maria Scrivan, a famous illustrator, have already won millions of fans worldwide. We truly admire this artist’s exceptional ability to accurately capture animal behavior that is sometimes so similar to that of humans.

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Vintage Comics That Are Anything But Boring

We feature a lot of edgy and inappropriate comics on our site,  even some vintage comics, but this batch is especially horny and bizarre. If you thought that the artists and writers of yesteryear were namby pamby, guess again. The proof is right in front of your eyes.

We feature a lot of edgy and inappropriate comics on our site,  even some vintage comics, but this batch is especially horny and bizarre. If you thought that the artists and writers of yesteryear were namby pamby, guess again. The proof is right in front of your eyes.

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A Bunch Of Stupid Memes For Anyone Who Wants Them

Happy Monday, freaks. While some of you are enjoying time off with your families and friends (and maybe some hometown horror stories) other people don’t have the luxury of freedom. These memes are dedicated to everyone working through the holidays. We salute you, and hope the moderate laughs will help you get through it all. 

Happy Monday, freaks. While some of you are enjoying time off with your families and friends (and maybe some hometown horror stories) other people don’t have the luxury of freedom. These memes are dedicated to everyone working through the holidays. We salute you, and hope the moderate laughs will help you get through it all. 

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A Handful Of Web Comics To Lift Your Spirits

Print might be considered dead but comics are still very much alive on the internet. This tasty handful of web comics features some of our favorites: the sassy work of Mr. Lovenstein,the surreal and bizarre tidbits from Strange Planet,  and a crapload of cat comics.

Print might be considered dead but comics are still very much alive on the internet. This tasty handful of web comics features some of our favorites: the sassy work of Mr. Lovenstein,the surreal and bizarre tidbits from Strange Planet,  and a crapload of cat comics.

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Quirky Harry Potter Comics That Reveal A Special Side Of Albus Dumbledore

These comics probably aren’t anything new to the seriousHarry Potterstans, but we think pretty much anyone will enjoy their goofy humor. This definitely isn’t the Albus Dumbledore you’ve seen in the books or movies – this Dumbledore is sassy, sarcastic, and…kind of sexy? Yeah, we  know. Save your judgment for after the comics, y’all. 

These comics probably aren’t anything new to the seriousHarry Potterstans, but we think pretty much anyone will enjoy their goofy humor. This definitely isn’t the Albus Dumbledore you’ve seen in the books or movies – this Dumbledore is sassy, sarcastic, and…kind of sexy? Yeah, we  know. Save your judgment for after the comics, y’all. 

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Twisted Comics For People Who Love Dark Humor

Nothing hits quite like a meme or comic that makes you laugh but is also kind of f*cked up. Berkeley Mews comics are absolutely unbeatable at making us feel evil when we laugh at their jokes. The twisted humor is just spicy enough to keep us from being bored, and still safe enough to send to your mom. Here are some our favorite gems from their library of hilarity. 

Nothing hits quite like a meme or comic that makes you laugh but is also kind of f*cked up. Berkeley Mews comics are absolutely unbeatable at making us feel evil when we laugh at their jokes. The twisted humor is just spicy enough to keep us from being bored, and still safe enough to send to your mom. Here are some our favorite gems from their library of hilarity. 

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Relatable Cat Comics For Feline Owners & Appreciators

Happy Caturday, people! To celebrate the most purrfect and feline day of the week, we’ve rounded up this big old batch of comics from the cat-obsessed folks behind Lingvistov. These comics are cute enough that anyone can appreciate them – even if they have a cat allergy. If you’re into what you see here, check out some of the merchin their store. They deserve our support!

Happy Caturday, people! To celebrate the most purrfect and feline day of the week, we’ve rounded up this big old batch of comics from the cat-obsessed folks behind Lingvistov. These comics are cute enough that anyone can appreciate them – even if they have a cat allergy. If you’re into what you see here, check out some of the merchin their store. They deserve our support!

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