Suck It

Funny meme that reads, "'Carbs are bad for you;' Me: ..." above a photo of a barbie lying on a slice of pizza

I’ll never give carbs up!!!

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Po-tay-toes

Funny tweet that reads, "This is a monument to potatoes. It is the best monument in Boston" above photos of the monument

Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew

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Tumblr Thread: Brother Learns Not To Antagonize The Chef

This quick Tumblr thread highlights the importance of being nice to the person responsible for preparing the food. Bro learned a quick and humbling lesson. Even then, he was still able to get some of that good old homemade pasta. Lucky dude. Also, totally ready for some pasta now. 

This quick Tumblr thread highlights the importance of being nice to the person responsible for preparing the food. Bro learned a quick and humbling lesson. Even then, he was still able to get some of that good old homemade pasta. Lucky dude. Also, totally ready for some pasta now. 

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Text - marisatomay my brother has been criticizing me all day and he told me if i wasn't happy i could go somewhere else so i wouldn't ruin everyone else's dinner so i took the massive bowl of pasta + special sauce i spent the last 2 hours making from scratch for the whole family and i left marisatomay it really is incredibly bold to mercilessly criticize the person who is not only making your dinner but also holding a knife

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Text - marisatomay I sequestered myself in the other side of the house and ate my family-sized pasta from a mixing bowl using a serving spoon in the dark because the sun went down in the 2+ hours I spent stewing and I was too stubborn to turn on a light marisatomay the only person I shared my pasta with was my dad who on a conference call at the time and didn't just stand there and watch my brother be an asshole like the rest of my family and since he came to me in my sanctuary with his bowl and

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Text - marisatomay sometimes you're an adult who has been quarantined with your parents, younger siblings, grandfather, and dog for the last 2 months because of a global pandemic and some nights you just have to take your pasta and Leave because you are an adult who knows when to tap the fuck out rivkahstudies OP thank you not only for the amazing image of you eating pasta in the dark and your father kindly pleading for your mercy but also a wonderful example of when to set firm boundaries and p

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You Heard It Here First

Funny dank meme that says smoking and eating bacon kills, but smoking bacon will cure it | brain interrupting sleep smoking will kill you smoking bacon will cure it o .61 bacon will kill you

Soooo, eat bacon for every meal then, right?

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33 Scathing Comments From Italians Mad At Food

Italians being obsessed with food may seem like a stereotype. Mothers and ‘Nonnas’ shoveling pasta and cured meat down your throat at Sunday dinner. Gabbagool. People screaming ‘mangia’. It all seems a bit like a trope. While we can’t speak to Italians being preoccupied by the art of eating, we are sure of one thing: Italians get extremely angry when they feel you’ve bastardized their cuisine. The now-defunct Twitter account ‘Italians Mad At Food’ (@ItalianComments) is proof of that. Even though there hasn’t been a fresh tweet since about a year ago, it’s an incredible archive of scathing and dramatic commentary geared at stuff like pineapple pizza and creamy Alfredo sauces. The comments don’t come with much context. But their furious flourish makes them entertaining all on their own. 

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Text - Sem Liberati No no noooo!!! Bacon for Carbonara? Mozzarella? Parmigiano?? And you call this „carbonara"?! Everytime someone use bacon for carbonara, a grandmother in italy dies!

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Text - _midnight_blur_ Exactly, stop misusing pasta, she suffers Stop putting chicken in it, or parmesan of pasta with sea food, or breaking it in half, or overcooking it

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Text - Marco Stefanoni Xenia McKitrick it's not just about the boiling water at the beginning, every single thing in this video it's wrong... While they were shooting it at least 200 italian families died, just to born again and die another time in an infinite loop!!! As italian i feel raped... ahahahah 1 d Like 1 Erica Di Fusco How did you manage to watch the whole video? 1 d Like

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Cuisine - 18 This Is Not My Cat 4 tim - 6 Sp My cats face when we feed it an Italian cheese pouch On on "S ME Pa ра Ex Sv O=0 1,2 tn 253 kommentarer 574 delningar -F O Gilla O Dela Kommentera Se Ar Fa Kommentera. GIF Mest relevanta Nicole Pez Pezzolla Italian cheese pouch?!??? What in the white people nonsense is that?! It's called RAVIOLI! Even Chef Boyardee knows that much. 86 Gilla Svara -4 h Har redigerats

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Text - gravilo pricip · 1 day ago (edited) Che cazzo!!???? There's no tomato's in bolognese you porco Americano !!!!! WTF vinegar ???? What are you a barberian????????!!!!! Cream?????!!! Why do Americans bastardize every pure and holy and make it shit ???!! Va Vaculo ti,schivo figlio di putana!!!! (I should flag this video for mockery of a culture). REPLY 1 reply A

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Text - · 5h Replying to @ltalianComments Italian here. I would expect nothing less from people who deep fry butter. Doesn't even make me angry anymore. 1 · 6h Replying to @ltalianComments God forgive them for they don't know what they cook. · 6h Replying to @ltalianComments Seriously? This is disgusting. Chef Boiardi would have fired someone.

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Web page - FOOD INSIDERO @InsiderFood · 04 Sep FOOD This pizza uses mustard instead of tomato INSIDER sauce U.S. HOUSE MINN IHAEnfa THE VOTE AMERICA'S FUTURE dMSNBC 0:11 Skip in 1s Ad by MSNBC 1,081 27 832 2,494 The Hick Whisperer @saddydu. · 05 Sep v In Sicily, this is punishable by stoning. 4 27 3 57

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Food - Alessandra @alessabocchi I want to vomit. @InsiderFood Just when you thought pizza couldn't get any better, this place FOOD INSIDER 3:00 added Cheez Whiz 3:36 AM · 13 Sep 18 17 Retweets 133 Likes

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Text - Gianmarco Colace Please... Don't load videos about PIZZA! Some grandmas in Naples could die! You can post it, calling "something with tomato sauce cooked in oven"

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Text - Stefano Anselmi Very common recipe used in Italy to cause what we call "Cono del potere" (translation "Cone of the Power"), that is a huge and uncontrolled vomit explotion. Thanks for sharing! Claudio Accatino Alessandro Alberto Di Domenico %3D 4 last Thu Like Reply More

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Text - Silvia Salerno "Why would you put pasta in cold water???? Are you high or something?" - All the Italians in the world. 9

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Face - 6h Replying to @ltalianComments My 20% italian gene its making up 100% in fury 1 · 6h Replying to @ltalianComments but my nonnas

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Text - oohshesabrick 30 points 2 weeks ago My Italian grandma is rolling in her grave. fudgemonkees 14 points 2 weeks ago make sure she uses a pasta spoon.

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Food - Giorgia Riso This is not PASTA! This is only shit with chicken and cheese. Please please please, come to Italy and take a dish of (italian) pasta and taste it in front of the sea. That's delicious! (The pasta in my picture is called "spaghetti allo scoglio". They are amazing, so much better than the Alfredo's sauce or any other type of pasta you showed in the video!) 88 12 w Like Reply

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Text - Fascistball @Fascistball_IV Making italian food wrogly is an offense against God's chosen people, the italians. 9:27 PM · 29 Apr 18

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Text - Nothing wrong with pineapple on a pizza #stopthehate 54 2 g Mi piace Rispondi everyrhing is wrong with it! In Italy we dont make such shit, and we know how to make pizzas, so there must be a fucking reason if you wont find pineapple pizza in Italy. LO

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Text - 6h Replying to @ltalianComments dio porco 5 6h Replying to @ltalianComments I'm vomiting. · 4h Replying to @ltalianComments Just needs ketchup sauce and it's perfect... ♡ 2 1.5h Replying to @ltalianComments what did we do to deserve this? 1 5h Replying to @ltalianComments If someone in Italy has a nightmare about food it will look like this

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Text - Elena Esposito YOU DONT FUCKING PUT VEGETABLES AND FRUITS TOGETHER YOU FUCKING FUCKS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING PUTTING OLIVE OIL AND SALT ON YOUR BLUEBERRIES AND YOUR WATERMELÓN LIKE ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH OR SOMETHING DEAR GOD AND I ALSO HATE THOSE PEOPLE WHO PUT FRUITS IN THEIR SALAD ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME YOU EITHER EAT VEGETABLES OR YOU EAT FRUITS DO I REALLY HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT TO YOU GODDAMN 6 minuti fa · Modificato Mi piace · Rispondi Elena Esposito ONIONS AND MOZZARELLA WITH MO

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Text - -62 points · 24 days ago NO. THÌS ISN'T ITALIAN. Or italian/american. This is ONLY american. I'm italian and when i saw this video i feel pain an fear. Reply Share Report Save Give gold

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Text - Micol Cavuoto Mei The thing that I love the most is that in Italy we have no such thing as 'Fettucine Alfredo'. Most of the food tandwith they sell you in so called italian restaurants is indeed italoamerican food not italian at all. Also chicken parmesan or garlic bread, never been such stuff here. 11h Like Reply Amanda Martin Is that really what you love the most? 3. 2h Haha Reply

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Text - Replying to @ltalianComments Why do americans take our food, arrange it in a pile and pretend they created something good? Burger rules do NOT apply to italian food. O 11 19h png By the way, who the hell is Alfredo?!?! He must be stopped ♡ 11

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Text - Giacomo Piscitelli Those videos are painful to watch, some people cry in silence some others let their rage out. It's like seeing someone you love being beaten up very badly... it's hard to explain 3h Like Reply I 18

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Text - Michele Rogazzo Cacciatore my ass...if my grandmother see this she would probably stop to belive in god! 6h Like Reply 19

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Text - Leonardo Tucci I'm italian and that's a shame for us Nobody in italy would eat that sauce with so many vinegar We call it GUAZZABUGLIO! Please remove it! 1w Like Reply

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Text - Giorgio Manzin 1. What is "Italian seasoning" please? Do you really think in Italy they have such a thing? Italian food is incredibly varied and there are hundreds of ways to season food... literally hundreds... 2. Why I pray is this dish called Tuscan?? 3. Just FYI Italians would NEVER eat chicken with pasta!! 4. Italian dishes rarely have so many ingredients... it's far more simple and sophisticated than that... Da Vinci said Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication, and that applies t

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Text - Maurizio Protopapa What a disgrace! As if cooking is just mixing everything you have around, put chicken stock and everything comes good...one of the worst recipe ever seen...it's an insult to those gnocchi. To be arrested for cooking it. It makes me sick just to watch it... Like · Reply · 8· October 13, 2016 at 2:20pm

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Text - Frank Frost Disgusting!!! How you dare to put ketchup on the spaghetti? Stop invent stupid recipes please! Like · Reply · 4 hrs

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Text - Valeria Maselli Is it a hangover meal isn't it? To vomit the last crap out? Like · Reply · O3.8 hrs

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Text - JE NE Pasquale Monteforte dear Tastemade for us the SUIS PAS CHARLIE pasta is sacred and see her so treated is like receiving a stab to the heart Like · Reply · O 15 · 9 hrs

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Text - RosaMaria Castrovinci There is no reason to being offended, we are just disgusted to read the words pizza and lasagna together and see something we could never never eat ssI can't bear to see this kind of recipes with italian names that are an injury at the italian culinary tradition. They have to find another name for this shit, but nothing against your opinion e Like Reply 0 5 - January 19 at 5:23pm

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Text - Stefania Fiorillo My Italian heart just puked. Who would eat over-cooked and burned pasta anyways? It's like you're eating glass. Disgusting. And stop calling it "noodles". It's pasta. O= 203 Like Reply 6d Edited

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Text - Samantha Cole Past the fact that l'm Italian and this entire thing is wrong even by Americanized standards.who in their right mind would eat a dry crunchy baked pasta? And NO ONE is to put celery and carrots with wine and meat.and call it a lasagna anything. Disgusting. O 574 Like Reply 6d

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Text - Giulia Mulinari l'm italian and yours is the first comment I read. I died reading the title but the final blow was the ricotta Like Reply 6d

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Text - Jennifer Warran Who the flock puts celery, carrots and spinach in lasagna? My Italian relatives would kill me, resurrect me and then kill me again. O= 1.3K Like Reply 6d

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Cursed Food Abominations That Make Tummies Squirm

There’s no excuse for these awful creations. Just looking at them is enough to make the stomach squirm. Yet at the same time, it’s strangely satisfying to look at these. Maybe, or maybe you took one look at these and that was enough internet for the day. 

There’s no excuse for these awful creations. Just looking at them is enough to make the stomach squirm. Yet at the same time, it’s strangely satisfying to look at these. Maybe, or maybe you took one look at these and that was enough internet for the day. 

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Man Gives Himself Food Poisoning To Win Argument

People will go to extraordinary lengths to win arguments. In this case, we’re looking at a dude who was so committed to proving his point, that he gave himself food poisoning in the process. 

People will go to extraordinary lengths to win arguments. In this case, we’re looking at a dude who was so committed to proving his point, that he gave himself food poisoning in the process. 

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Text - r/tifu + Join u/evil-ex-girlfriend • 30d 2 1 1 1 1 F 1 3 1 1 2 1 TIFU by giving myself mild food poisoning to win a petty argument. Have you ever done a dumb thing out of spite? Buckle up. I have an ongoing zoodle infatuation because zoodles are a low-guilt sauce converyor belt to my mouth. I've stocked up on pasta sauce and I'm taking mealtimes SERIOUSLY. Nothing is wasted, leftovers are used, end of story. So a couple days ago when my boyfriend, let's call him David, found an open bottl

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Text - David: "This has to go in the fridge. It's probably no good now." Me, not openly questioning my partner's judgement, but also knowing that he does not count the forehead as part of the face so I cannot put blind faith in everything he says: "It will be fine. I opened it, like, yesterday. Or, two days ago." David: "It should have been refrigerated. I really don't think you should eat this." Now, I've watched David put sesame oil in the fridge. He thinks soy sauce belongs in the fridge. We

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Text - The vodka sauce goes into the fridge instead of the trash. Cut to yesterday night, where I have already eaten dinner but I am an emotional binge eater and I had to fill the sad with food, you know how it goes. What will make the sad go away? Zoodles with the opened Vodka sauce. It was only until after I had made everything did I notice the perfect, circular fluff of mold growing on the lid of the sauce jar. But it's only on the lid, right? If I tell David about this, while he would never

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Text - It's fine. The food is fine, I think as I eat it. I tell myself that it doesn't taste off in the way that you tell yourself that vegetarian sausage tastes like the real thing. The vodka sauce quietly goes into the garbage. Cut to midnight, where we are watching a movie. Things are feeling off in my stomach, and there's some major gurgling going on. Then there's a shift, and pain explodes through the red carpet of my intestines for a good long while until I have no choice but to explain to

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Text - David does not say "I told you so", but I know he is secretly balancing the checkbook of arguments he's won. He rubs my belly while I cry. I love him. It's now 3AM and I've been farting for what feels like my entire life? Once upon a time, I had a life and a job and could go outside, and nowI have no life and no job and my knees are at ear-level while l'm on the john, seranading my septic system with a cacophony of rich bass and tenor farts. I'm sweating harder than I do when I work out.

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Text - shouldn't have died on. Don't be like me, kids. Tl;dr: I gave myself food poisoning and turned myself into an ass trumpet to win an argument. Lost the argument anyway.

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Eighteen Cooking Memes For Pros And Hobbyists Alike

Cooking isn’t for everyone, and that’s okay. But for those who like to nerd out over what you’re going to make for dinner every night – these memes are for you! So whether you cook for a living or just enjoy it in your free time, we think you’ll find some amusement here. Bon appetit!

Cooking isn’t for everyone, and that’s okay. But for those who like to nerd out over what you’re going to make for dinner every night – these memes are for you! So whether you cook for a living or just enjoy it in your free time, we think you’ll find some amusement here. Bon appetit!

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Cartoon - showing the new guy the walk in @shiftgig This is where I come to cry. -Cool.

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Internet meme - YEAH, WE'RE GOING TO BE SHORT STAFFEI FOREVER SO IF YOU COULD JUST WORK YOURSELF TO DEATH THAT'D BE GREAT

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Poster - NEW EMPLOYEE DURING A RUSH LONG TIME EMPLOYEE

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People - WHAT THE PREP LIST LOOKS LIKE FRIDAY MORNING

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Text - Lemerica @lemmywinkler Follow Billion dollar idea. A smoke detector that shuts off when you yell "I'm just cooking!"

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Hand - Tese Trat Thyme LEAVES I've got too much thyme on my hands

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Food - Mike Ginn Follow @shutupmikeginn Cooking spinach

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Text - When your dish gets sent back and chef asks who made it

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Text - Mitten d'Amour GMittenDAmour How to cook the perfect amount of pasta: 1. Pour out how much you think you need 2. Wrong

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Dish - When your SO asks you to cook them a fancy dinner a breaded chicken piccata with lemon jasmine rice. 12:34 This is chicken nuggets. 1220

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Job - When a customer is eating a meal ordered "Extra Spicy"

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Cartoon - Yup, these are medium rare BA What if somebody wants theirs well done? Supervicing Producer GREG COHEN We ask them politely yet firmly to leave Spervislug Producar CHRISTY STRATTO

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Internet meme - SERVERS BE LIKE WHEN YOU GET A SEC?

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Text - When you've taught your new prep cook your Bolognese sauce for the 4th week in a row it's like you're screaming but no one can hear

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Organism - When you're doing the dishes and touch soggy food MeMe+

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Hair - Opening the oven to check on your food like

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Text - Servers whenever BOH messes up an order Servers when they mess up an order

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Woman Finds Worm In Salad, Surprising Customer Service Story Ensues

Just the idea of finding a worm in a salad is enough to send some shivers running up the spine. Fortunately, in this case, after the worm was discovered, a surprising, but welcomed customer service story developed. Basically, Sainsbury’s pulled through in the clutch to address the situation with some serious grace. 

Just the idea of finding a worm in a salad is enough to send some shivers running up the spine. Fortunately, in this case, after the worm was discovered, a surprising, but welcomed customer service story developed. Basically, Sainsbury’s pulled through in the clutch to address the situation with some serious grace. 

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Pizza Placed In Frozen Slumber Until Time World Needs It Most

SANTA MONICA, CA—In an effort to prepare for a coming age in which supplies have grown scarce and hunger runs rampant, a pizza was reportedly placed in frozen slumber Tuesday and will remain there until such time as the world has great need of it. “You are a time-traveler, venturing forth on a mission of utmost…

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SANTA MONICA, CA—In an effort to prepare for a coming age in which supplies have grown scarce and hunger runs rampant, a pizza was reportedly placed in frozen slumber Tuesday and will remain there until such time as the world has great need of it. “You are a time-traveler, venturing forth on a mission of utmost…

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Inedible but Delicious Looking Objects

Why do they make earplugs look so goddamn tasty looking? Here are things that look like food but would either taste bad, be impossible to chew, break your teeth, or bite you back. Too much stuff in this world looks like food but isn’t. Here are the bugs, wood shavings and rocks that look tasty in all their forbidden bounty.

Why do they make earplugs look so goddamn tasty looking? Here are things that look like food but would either taste bad, be impossible to chew, break your teeth, or bite you back. Too much stuff in this world looks like food but isn’t. Here are the bugs, wood shavings and rocks that look tasty in all their forbidden bounty.

1. Forbidden Gummies

Pink - EAMLEG TINK JANET

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3. Forbidden Bread

Food

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6. Forbidden Jam

Food - PENNZOIL WHEEL BEARING 707L RED GREAS

7. Forbidden Cotton Candy

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8. Forbidden Kool Aid

Plastic - Free Lens Cleaner Refill TSO TEXAS STATE OPTICAL DC YOU Do Not Drink WORLD DESERVES REALIHIER WIE

9. Forbidden Pocky

Wood - NESHO

10. Forbidden Sushi

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12. Forbidden Cheese Poofs

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14. Forbidden Sausage

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16. Forbidden Cake

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Caterpillar - PULL

20. Forbidden Jalepenos

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Chef Reuses Customers’ Unfinished Soups, Loses Restaurant

Seriously, this son sounds like he was a real piece of work. Dude takes over his family’s restaurant, has the opportunity to carry on an honored legacy, and proceeds to spit right in its face. Reusing people’s unfinished soups and serving them back to other folks because he “believed” that the heat in the soup burned the germs off, is next level delusional. Sounds like the guy getting reported and shut down was for the best. All in all, a delicious pro revenge, and even with the original recipe thrown in at the end. Love it. 

Seriously, this son sounds like he was a real piece of work. Dude takes over his family’s restaurant, has the opportunity to carry on an honored legacy, and proceeds to spit right in its face. Reusing people’s unfinished soups and serving them back to other folks because he “believed” that the heat in the soup burned the germs off, is next level delusional. Sounds like the guy getting reported and shut down was for the best. All in all, a delicious pro revenge, and even with the original recipe thrown in at the end. Love it. 

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Text - r/ProRevenge u/ThomasofHookton • 2y + JOIN Re-use unfinished soups for the next customer? Loose your restaurant. Edit 1: Sorry about the title. I can't change it now but hopefully it doesn't you put you off the story. Edit 2: I've had many users asking me for the recipe. After having a long think about it, I'm confident that my old boss would be happy to share the recipe with others to enjoy. I'll add it as a separate comment to this thread.

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Text - This revenge story happened in the 90s when I was working after school as a line cook / chef's assistant at a Chinese restaurant. The place specialized in noodle soups, with the main attraction being our soup stock. The owner used a much revered passed down family recipe. It consisted of freshly cracked pork bones, fresh spices and fresh vegetables all kept at a rolling boil for over 12 hours. It had to be started the night before and the owner was very particular about the soup stock. If

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Text - The owner himself was this really awesome, old Chinese gentleman. He had some incredible stories. For example, he enlisted into the Kuo Ming Tang (Chinese republic) Army in the 40s and worked as a chef for KMT officers during WWII. He told us about how one time his Division's HQ was over run, and he had to escape on a push bike ahead of the advancing Japanese Army. Eventually, when the Chinese Communist Party took over in the 50s, he was assigned to a steel factory to work for the rest of

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Text - His son on the other hand was a real piece of shit. This guy dropped out of college (his parents saved up for him to study medicine) after 2 years. He floated in and out of jobs but mostly stayed unemployed, living with his parents and using their money to well into his mid-30s. He eventually started working at the restaurant, nominally as the front of house manager but in reality, did nothing but watch TV and take naps.

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Text - While I was only a line cook, the old man and I got along really well. He trusted would routinely get me to make the soup stock the night before under his supervision. Sadly, the old man died after my 5th year working there. That's when the son took over (the mother had passed years ago). The son had zero cooking experience but decided to take over as the chef. He didn't like the idea of putting the soup on overnight (waste of gas) and instead got me to do the prep the night before and th

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Text - Not surprisingly customers started leaving as the food quality degraded. This caused the son to panic and cut even more costs. He fired most of the old staff and thus overworked the remaining. He couldn't fire me because I was the only one left who knew how to do the soup. He also stopped using quality ingredients and started to buy cheap pre-packaged staff in order to reduce my prep work hours. After a few months of this I got sick of his crap. As I was about to start college myself I to

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Text - As a parting gift, I sent an email to our local Food Safety board, informing them of the poor sanitary practice of reusing left over soups. I helpfully also enclosed a few photos that I had sneakily taken of the practice. The board sent inspectors the very next day and closed the restaurant (there were other issues such as unhygienic bathrooms, uncleaned eating utensils), he was issuied a massive fine and a list of undertakings to carry out before it could be reopened. The restaurant rema

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Text - ThomasofHookton · 2y 3 Awards Here it is folks! I've had to modify this recipe as we used to make in a freaken humongous pot. This makes about 1.5 gallons of bone broth so please modify to your requirements. Hao SiFu's pork bone broth

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Text - Ingredients: 4-5 pounds of pork leg bones and knuckles 1 pound of chicken bones (neck or wings work best) 2 large onions - chopped in half • 6 cloves of garlic – lightly crushed 1/2 Chinese white radish – chopped roughly (replace with carrots if unavailable in your area) • 1 thumb piece of ginger Handful of dried shitake mushroom (pre-soaked) Handful of conpoy (dried scallop) 1 tbsn of crushed black pepper Several dashes of Chinese rice wine

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Text - Method: 1. Boil the bones in a separate pot for at least 10 minutes. Remove from water and rinse carefully under tap water. 2. Crack the leg bones along the middle (we used a giant cleaver) Place washed and cracked bones in clean pot with cold water and bring to boil. 3. Add all other ingredients. 4. Gently boil Simmer with lid slightly ajar for at least 8 hours (the longer the better) stirring occasionally. It will smell terrible for the first 2 hours for some reason - this is normal. I'

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Text - This broth is served with fresh noodles with vegetables and protein of your choice. Ensure you season with soy sauce or salt before serving. For example, I like it served with roast pork, bok choy and mushrooms with egg noodles.

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Western Foods that are Weird to Visitors

Admittedly cheese is kind of a strange thing, and to the uninitiated, it’s hard to forget that sausage (at its best, even) is an animal’s butt stuffed with itself. If you come from a land of avocado dessert milk drinks, then guacamole probably looks like an atrocity. Here’s some culture shock had by Europeans in the United States. Culture shock can come from even the smallest things, like this cultural collide over what lemonade is.

Admittedly cheese is kind of a strange thing, and to the uninitiated, it’s hard to forget that sausage (at its best, even) is an animal’s butt stuffed with itself. If you come from a land of avocado dessert milk drinks, then guacamole probably looks like an atrocity. Here’s some culture shock had by Europeans in the United States. Culture shock can come from even the smallest things, like this cultural collide over what lemonade is.

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Binging With Babish: Deadpool’s Chimichangas

Now let’s just get a video of Ryan Reynolds dressed up as Deadpool, enjoying this wonderful creation. 

Now let’s just get a video of Ryan Reynolds dressed up as Deadpool, enjoying this wonderful creation. 

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10 ‘Healthy’ Foods That Are Actually Bad For You

You may think that two or three clock radios can easily make up a nutritious meal, but if you keep scarfing down plates of these things you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time.

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You may think that two or three clock radios can easily make up a nutritious meal, but if you keep scarfing down plates of these things you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time.

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Vegan Learns That Mayo Isn’t Vegan

The Subway employee served up the knowledge free of charge. Love to picture the look of grim acceptance on the vegan’s face when they learned that mayo was in fact not vegan. The fact they went through with the original sandwich order anyways is pretty great. 

The Subway employee served up the knowledge free of charge. Love to picture the look of grim acceptance on the vegan’s face when they learned that mayo was in fact not vegan. The fact they went through with the original sandwich order anyways is pretty great. 

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Text - So I work at Subway, yesterday I had a chick come in, she told me she wanted a Veggie Delight. As I went to get the bread she asked me if I could change my gloves cause she was vegan and I had been handling meat. I did that, no problem, perfectly reasonable request. I get her bread, toast it and put all the veggies she wants on it, I start to wrap up her sandwich when she says, "can I get some mayo?"

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Text - I look at her, she's looking at me, I pick up the mayo, I'm waiting for her to be like haha jk. Nothing. Me: "You know mayonnaise has eggs in it right?" THIS. GIRL. JUST. STOOD. THERE. SILENT. She stood there for a second. V: "N-no it doesn't, I get mayo every time, are you sure?" Me: "Yes ma'am, mayo has egg whites in it." I felt so horrible, she stood there with such a distraught and defeated face, I had shattered this poor girl's world.

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Text - I had a couple people waiting so I had to get this lady out of here. Me: "Would you like the mayo on it ma'am?" V: "Sure, go ahead." She sounded so done, so defeated, So I gave her her mayo, wrapped her sandwich up and charged her for her sandwich, she was silent the whole time. She took her sandwich and started walking out.

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Text - Me: "Thank you for coming, have a nice day!" She just looked at me, sighed, "yea, l'll try" and walked out. And that's the story of how I taught a vegan that mayonnaise is, in fact, not vegan.

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