Obnoxious Karen Gets Owned By Angry Restaurant Manager

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You Can Pry It Away From My Cold, Dead Hands

Funny Lord of the Rings Elrond meme about eating raw cookie dough and the CDC advising against doing that | Raw Cookie Dough CDC Cast it into the oven! Bake it! Me No

You’ll never take my cookie dough.

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Why Is It Necessary For Microwaves To Be So Loud?

Funny meme that reads, "When you don't stop the microwave before it reaches 0:00" above a still of a character from Mulan saying, "Now all of China knows you're here"

It’s gonna wake up the damn neighbors.

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Suck It

Funny meme that reads, "'Carbs are bad for you;' Me: ..." above a photo of a barbie lying on a slice of pizza

I’ll never give carbs up!!!

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Po-tay-toes

Funny tweet that reads, "This is a monument to potatoes. It is the best monument in Boston" above photos of the monument

Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew

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Tumblr Thread: Brother Learns Not To Antagonize The Chef

This quick Tumblr thread highlights the importance of being nice to the person responsible for preparing the food. Bro learned a quick and humbling lesson. Even then, he was still able to get some of that good old homemade pasta. Lucky dude. Also, totally ready for some pasta now. 

This quick Tumblr thread highlights the importance of being nice to the person responsible for preparing the food. Bro learned a quick and humbling lesson. Even then, he was still able to get some of that good old homemade pasta. Lucky dude. Also, totally ready for some pasta now. 

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Text - marisatomay my brother has been criticizing me all day and he told me if i wasn't happy i could go somewhere else so i wouldn't ruin everyone else's dinner so i took the massive bowl of pasta + special sauce i spent the last 2 hours making from scratch for the whole family and i left marisatomay it really is incredibly bold to mercilessly criticize the person who is not only making your dinner but also holding a knife

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Text - marisatomay I sequestered myself in the other side of the house and ate my family-sized pasta from a mixing bowl using a serving spoon in the dark because the sun went down in the 2+ hours I spent stewing and I was too stubborn to turn on a light marisatomay the only person I shared my pasta with was my dad who on a conference call at the time and didn't just stand there and watch my brother be an asshole like the rest of my family and since he came to me in my sanctuary with his bowl and

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Text - marisatomay sometimes you're an adult who has been quarantined with your parents, younger siblings, grandfather, and dog for the last 2 months because of a global pandemic and some nights you just have to take your pasta and Leave because you are an adult who knows when to tap the fuck out rivkahstudies OP thank you not only for the amazing image of you eating pasta in the dark and your father kindly pleading for your mercy but also a wonderful example of when to set firm boundaries and p

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You Heard It Here First

Funny dank meme that says smoking and eating bacon kills, but smoking bacon will cure it | brain interrupting sleep smoking will kill you smoking bacon will cure it o .61 bacon will kill you

Soooo, eat bacon for every meal then, right?

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33 Scathing Comments From Italians Mad At Food

Italians being obsessed with food may seem like a stereotype. Mothers and ‘Nonnas’ shoveling pasta and cured meat down your throat at Sunday dinner. Gabbagool. People screaming ‘mangia’. It all seems a bit like a trope. While we can’t speak to Italians being preoccupied by the art of eating, we are sure of one thing: Italians get extremely angry when they feel you’ve bastardized their cuisine. The now-defunct Twitter account ‘Italians Mad At Food’ (@ItalianComments) is proof of that. Even though there hasn’t been a fresh tweet since about a year ago, it’s an incredible archive of scathing and dramatic commentary geared at stuff like pineapple pizza and creamy Alfredo sauces. The comments don’t come with much context. But their furious flourish makes them entertaining all on their own. 

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Text - Sem Liberati No no noooo!!! Bacon for Carbonara? Mozzarella? Parmigiano?? And you call this „carbonara"?! Everytime someone use bacon for carbonara, a grandmother in italy dies!

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Text - _midnight_blur_ Exactly, stop misusing pasta, she suffers Stop putting chicken in it, or parmesan of pasta with sea food, or breaking it in half, or overcooking it

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Text - Marco Stefanoni Xenia McKitrick it's not just about the boiling water at the beginning, every single thing in this video it's wrong... While they were shooting it at least 200 italian families died, just to born again and die another time in an infinite loop!!! As italian i feel raped... ahahahah 1 d Like 1 Erica Di Fusco How did you manage to watch the whole video? 1 d Like

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Text - gravilo pricip · 1 day ago (edited) Che cazzo!!???? There's no tomato's in bolognese you porco Americano !!!!! WTF vinegar ???? What are you a barberian????????!!!!! Cream?????!!! Why do Americans bastardize every pure and holy and make it shit ???!! Va Vaculo ti,schivo figlio di putana!!!! (I should flag this video for mockery of a culture). REPLY 1 reply A

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Text - · 5h Replying to @ltalianComments Italian here. I would expect nothing less from people who deep fry butter. Doesn't even make me angry anymore. 1 · 6h Replying to @ltalianComments God forgive them for they don't know what they cook. · 6h Replying to @ltalianComments Seriously? This is disgusting. Chef Boiardi would have fired someone.

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Web page - FOOD INSIDERO @InsiderFood · 04 Sep FOOD This pizza uses mustard instead of tomato INSIDER sauce U.S. HOUSE MINN IHAEnfa THE VOTE AMERICA'S FUTURE dMSNBC 0:11 Skip in 1s Ad by MSNBC 1,081 27 832 2,494 The Hick Whisperer @saddydu. · 05 Sep v In Sicily, this is punishable by stoning. 4 27 3 57

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Food - Alessandra @alessabocchi I want to vomit. @InsiderFood Just when you thought pizza couldn't get any better, this place FOOD INSIDER 3:00 added Cheez Whiz 3:36 AM · 13 Sep 18 17 Retweets 133 Likes

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Text - Gianmarco Colace Please... Don't load videos about PIZZA! Some grandmas in Naples could die! You can post it, calling "something with tomato sauce cooked in oven"

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Text - Stefano Anselmi Very common recipe used in Italy to cause what we call "Cono del potere" (translation "Cone of the Power"), that is a huge and uncontrolled vomit explotion. Thanks for sharing! Claudio Accatino Alessandro Alberto Di Domenico %3D 4 last Thu Like Reply More

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Text - Silvia Salerno "Why would you put pasta in cold water???? Are you high or something?" - All the Italians in the world. 9

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Face - 6h Replying to @ltalianComments My 20% italian gene its making up 100% in fury 1 · 6h Replying to @ltalianComments but my nonnas

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Text - oohshesabrick 30 points 2 weeks ago My Italian grandma is rolling in her grave. fudgemonkees 14 points 2 weeks ago make sure she uses a pasta spoon.

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Food - Giorgia Riso This is not PASTA! This is only shit with chicken and cheese. Please please please, come to Italy and take a dish of (italian) pasta and taste it in front of the sea. That's delicious! (The pasta in my picture is called "spaghetti allo scoglio". They are amazing, so much better than the Alfredo's sauce or any other type of pasta you showed in the video!) 88 12 w Like Reply

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Text - Fascistball @Fascistball_IV Making italian food wrogly is an offense against God's chosen people, the italians. 9:27 PM · 29 Apr 18

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Text - Nothing wrong with pineapple on a pizza #stopthehate 54 2 g Mi piace Rispondi everyrhing is wrong with it! In Italy we dont make such shit, and we know how to make pizzas, so there must be a fucking reason if you wont find pineapple pizza in Italy. LO

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Text - 6h Replying to @ltalianComments dio porco 5 6h Replying to @ltalianComments I'm vomiting. · 4h Replying to @ltalianComments Just needs ketchup sauce and it's perfect... ♡ 2 1.5h Replying to @ltalianComments what did we do to deserve this? 1 5h Replying to @ltalianComments If someone in Italy has a nightmare about food it will look like this

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Text - Elena Esposito YOU DONT FUCKING PUT VEGETABLES AND FRUITS TOGETHER YOU FUCKING FUCKS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING PUTTING OLIVE OIL AND SALT ON YOUR BLUEBERRIES AND YOUR WATERMELÓN LIKE ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH OR SOMETHING DEAR GOD AND I ALSO HATE THOSE PEOPLE WHO PUT FRUITS IN THEIR SALAD ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME YOU EITHER EAT VEGETABLES OR YOU EAT FRUITS DO I REALLY HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT TO YOU GODDAMN 6 minuti fa · Modificato Mi piace · Rispondi Elena Esposito ONIONS AND MOZZARELLA WITH MO

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Text - -62 points · 24 days ago NO. THÌS ISN'T ITALIAN. Or italian/american. This is ONLY american. I'm italian and when i saw this video i feel pain an fear. Reply Share Report Save Give gold

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Text - Micol Cavuoto Mei The thing that I love the most is that in Italy we have no such thing as 'Fettucine Alfredo'. Most of the food tandwith they sell you in so called italian restaurants is indeed italoamerican food not italian at all. Also chicken parmesan or garlic bread, never been such stuff here. 11h Like Reply Amanda Martin Is that really what you love the most? 3. 2h Haha Reply

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Text - Replying to @ltalianComments Why do americans take our food, arrange it in a pile and pretend they created something good? Burger rules do NOT apply to italian food. O 11 19h png By the way, who the hell is Alfredo?!?! He must be stopped ♡ 11

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Text - Giacomo Piscitelli Those videos are painful to watch, some people cry in silence some others let their rage out. It's like seeing someone you love being beaten up very badly... it's hard to explain 3h Like Reply I 18

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Text - Michele Rogazzo Cacciatore my ass...if my grandmother see this she would probably stop to belive in god! 6h Like Reply 19

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Text - Leonardo Tucci I'm italian and that's a shame for us Nobody in italy would eat that sauce with so many vinegar We call it GUAZZABUGLIO! Please remove it! 1w Like Reply

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Text - Giorgio Manzin 1. What is "Italian seasoning" please? Do you really think in Italy they have such a thing? Italian food is incredibly varied and there are hundreds of ways to season food... literally hundreds... 2. Why I pray is this dish called Tuscan?? 3. Just FYI Italians would NEVER eat chicken with pasta!! 4. Italian dishes rarely have so many ingredients... it's far more simple and sophisticated than that... Da Vinci said Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication, and that applies t

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Text - Maurizio Protopapa What a disgrace! As if cooking is just mixing everything you have around, put chicken stock and everything comes good...one of the worst recipe ever seen...it's an insult to those gnocchi. To be arrested for cooking it. It makes me sick just to watch it... Like · Reply · 8· October 13, 2016 at 2:20pm

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Text - Frank Frost Disgusting!!! How you dare to put ketchup on the spaghetti? Stop invent stupid recipes please! Like · Reply · 4 hrs

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Text - Valeria Maselli Is it a hangover meal isn't it? To vomit the last crap out? Like · Reply · O3.8 hrs

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Text - JE NE Pasquale Monteforte dear Tastemade for us the SUIS PAS CHARLIE pasta is sacred and see her so treated is like receiving a stab to the heart Like · Reply · O 15 · 9 hrs

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Text - RosaMaria Castrovinci There is no reason to being offended, we are just disgusted to read the words pizza and lasagna together and see something we could never never eat ssI can't bear to see this kind of recipes with italian names that are an injury at the italian culinary tradition. They have to find another name for this shit, but nothing against your opinion e Like Reply 0 5 - January 19 at 5:23pm

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Text - Stefania Fiorillo My Italian heart just puked. Who would eat over-cooked and burned pasta anyways? It's like you're eating glass. Disgusting. And stop calling it "noodles". It's pasta. O= 203 Like Reply 6d Edited

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Text - Samantha Cole Past the fact that l'm Italian and this entire thing is wrong even by Americanized standards.who in their right mind would eat a dry crunchy baked pasta? And NO ONE is to put celery and carrots with wine and meat.and call it a lasagna anything. Disgusting. O 574 Like Reply 6d

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Text - Giulia Mulinari l'm italian and yours is the first comment I read. I died reading the title but the final blow was the ricotta Like Reply 6d

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Text - Jennifer Warran Who the flock puts celery, carrots and spinach in lasagna? My Italian relatives would kill me, resurrect me and then kill me again. O= 1.3K Like Reply 6d

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Cursed Food Abominations That Make Tummies Squirm

There’s no excuse for these awful creations. Just looking at them is enough to make the stomach squirm. Yet at the same time, it’s strangely satisfying to look at these. Maybe, or maybe you took one look at these and that was enough internet for the day. 

There’s no excuse for these awful creations. Just looking at them is enough to make the stomach squirm. Yet at the same time, it’s strangely satisfying to look at these. Maybe, or maybe you took one look at these and that was enough internet for the day. 

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Man Gives Himself Food Poisoning To Win Argument

People will go to extraordinary lengths to win arguments. In this case, we’re looking at a dude who was so committed to proving his point, that he gave himself food poisoning in the process. 

People will go to extraordinary lengths to win arguments. In this case, we’re looking at a dude who was so committed to proving his point, that he gave himself food poisoning in the process. 

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Text - r/tifu + Join u/evil-ex-girlfriend • 30d 2 1 1 1 1 F 1 3 1 1 2 1 TIFU by giving myself mild food poisoning to win a petty argument. Have you ever done a dumb thing out of spite? Buckle up. I have an ongoing zoodle infatuation because zoodles are a low-guilt sauce converyor belt to my mouth. I've stocked up on pasta sauce and I'm taking mealtimes SERIOUSLY. Nothing is wasted, leftovers are used, end of story. So a couple days ago when my boyfriend, let's call him David, found an open bottl

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Text - David: "This has to go in the fridge. It's probably no good now." Me, not openly questioning my partner's judgement, but also knowing that he does not count the forehead as part of the face so I cannot put blind faith in everything he says: "It will be fine. I opened it, like, yesterday. Or, two days ago." David: "It should have been refrigerated. I really don't think you should eat this." Now, I've watched David put sesame oil in the fridge. He thinks soy sauce belongs in the fridge. We

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Text - The vodka sauce goes into the fridge instead of the trash. Cut to yesterday night, where I have already eaten dinner but I am an emotional binge eater and I had to fill the sad with food, you know how it goes. What will make the sad go away? Zoodles with the opened Vodka sauce. It was only until after I had made everything did I notice the perfect, circular fluff of mold growing on the lid of the sauce jar. But it's only on the lid, right? If I tell David about this, while he would never

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Text - It's fine. The food is fine, I think as I eat it. I tell myself that it doesn't taste off in the way that you tell yourself that vegetarian sausage tastes like the real thing. The vodka sauce quietly goes into the garbage. Cut to midnight, where we are watching a movie. Things are feeling off in my stomach, and there's some major gurgling going on. Then there's a shift, and pain explodes through the red carpet of my intestines for a good long while until I have no choice but to explain to

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Text - David does not say "I told you so", but I know he is secretly balancing the checkbook of arguments he's won. He rubs my belly while I cry. I love him. It's now 3AM and I've been farting for what feels like my entire life? Once upon a time, I had a life and a job and could go outside, and nowI have no life and no job and my knees are at ear-level while l'm on the john, seranading my septic system with a cacophony of rich bass and tenor farts. I'm sweating harder than I do when I work out.

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Text - shouldn't have died on. Don't be like me, kids. Tl;dr: I gave myself food poisoning and turned myself into an ass trumpet to win an argument. Lost the argument anyway.

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Eighteen Cooking Memes For Pros And Hobbyists Alike

Cooking isn’t for everyone, and that’s okay. But for those who like to nerd out over what you’re going to make for dinner every night – these memes are for you! So whether you cook for a living or just enjoy it in your free time, we think you’ll find some amusement here. Bon appetit!

Cooking isn’t for everyone, and that’s okay. But for those who like to nerd out over what you’re going to make for dinner every night – these memes are for you! So whether you cook for a living or just enjoy it in your free time, we think you’ll find some amusement here. Bon appetit!

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Cartoon - showing the new guy the walk in @shiftgig This is where I come to cry. -Cool.

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Internet meme - YEAH, WE'RE GOING TO BE SHORT STAFFEI FOREVER SO IF YOU COULD JUST WORK YOURSELF TO DEATH THAT'D BE GREAT

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Poster - NEW EMPLOYEE DURING A RUSH LONG TIME EMPLOYEE

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People - WHAT THE PREP LIST LOOKS LIKE FRIDAY MORNING

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Text - Lemerica @lemmywinkler Follow Billion dollar idea. A smoke detector that shuts off when you yell "I'm just cooking!"

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Hand - Tese Trat Thyme LEAVES I've got too much thyme on my hands

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Text - When your dish gets sent back and chef asks who made it

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Text - Mitten d'Amour GMittenDAmour How to cook the perfect amount of pasta: 1. Pour out how much you think you need 2. Wrong

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Dish - When your SO asks you to cook them a fancy dinner a breaded chicken piccata with lemon jasmine rice. 12:34 This is chicken nuggets. 1220

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Job - When a customer is eating a meal ordered "Extra Spicy"

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Cartoon - Yup, these are medium rare BA What if somebody wants theirs well done? Supervicing Producer GREG COHEN We ask them politely yet firmly to leave Spervislug Producar CHRISTY STRATTO

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Internet meme - SERVERS BE LIKE WHEN YOU GET A SEC?

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Text - When you've taught your new prep cook your Bolognese sauce for the 4th week in a row it's like you're screaming but no one can hear

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Organism - When you're doing the dishes and touch soggy food MeMe+

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Hair - Opening the oven to check on your food like

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Text - Servers whenever BOH messes up an order Servers when they mess up an order

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Woman Finds Worm In Salad, Surprising Customer Service Story Ensues

Just the idea of finding a worm in a salad is enough to send some shivers running up the spine. Fortunately, in this case, after the worm was discovered, a surprising, but welcomed customer service story developed. Basically, Sainsbury’s pulled through in the clutch to address the situation with some serious grace. 

Just the idea of finding a worm in a salad is enough to send some shivers running up the spine. Fortunately, in this case, after the worm was discovered, a surprising, but welcomed customer service story developed. Basically, Sainsbury’s pulled through in the clutch to address the situation with some serious grace. 

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Pizza Placed In Frozen Slumber Until Time World Needs It Most

SANTA MONICA, CA—In an effort to prepare for a coming age in which supplies have grown scarce and hunger runs rampant, a pizza was reportedly placed in frozen slumber Tuesday and will remain there until such time as the world has great need of it. “You are a time-traveler, venturing forth on a mission of utmost…

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SANTA MONICA, CA—In an effort to prepare for a coming age in which supplies have grown scarce and hunger runs rampant, a pizza was reportedly placed in frozen slumber Tuesday and will remain there until such time as the world has great need of it. “You are a time-traveler, venturing forth on a mission of utmost…

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Inedible but Delicious Looking Objects

Why do they make earplugs look so goddamn tasty looking? Here are things that look like food but would either taste bad, be impossible to chew, break your teeth, or bite you back. Too much stuff in this world looks like food but isn’t. Here are the bugs, wood shavings and rocks that look tasty in all their forbidden bounty.

Why do they make earplugs look so goddamn tasty looking? Here are things that look like food but would either taste bad, be impossible to chew, break your teeth, or bite you back. Too much stuff in this world looks like food but isn’t. Here are the bugs, wood shavings and rocks that look tasty in all their forbidden bounty.

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Pink - EAMLEG TINK JANET

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Food - PENNZOIL WHEEL BEARING 707L RED GREAS

7. Forbidden Cotton Candy

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8. Forbidden Kool Aid

Plastic - Free Lens Cleaner Refill TSO TEXAS STATE OPTICAL DC YOU Do Not Drink WORLD DESERVES REALIHIER WIE

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Wood - NESHO

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Tree frog

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Caterpillar - PULL

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Chef Reuses Customers’ Unfinished Soups, Loses Restaurant

Seriously, this son sounds like he was a real piece of work. Dude takes over his family’s restaurant, has the opportunity to carry on an honored legacy, and proceeds to spit right in its face. Reusing people’s unfinished soups and serving them back to other folks because he “believed” that the heat in the soup burned the germs off, is next level delusional. Sounds like the guy getting reported and shut down was for the best. All in all, a delicious pro revenge, and even with the original recipe thrown in at the end. Love it. 

Seriously, this son sounds like he was a real piece of work. Dude takes over his family’s restaurant, has the opportunity to carry on an honored legacy, and proceeds to spit right in its face. Reusing people’s unfinished soups and serving them back to other folks because he “believed” that the heat in the soup burned the germs off, is next level delusional. Sounds like the guy getting reported and shut down was for the best. All in all, a delicious pro revenge, and even with the original recipe thrown in at the end. Love it. 

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Text - r/ProRevenge u/ThomasofHookton • 2y + JOIN Re-use unfinished soups for the next customer? Loose your restaurant. Edit 1: Sorry about the title. I can't change it now but hopefully it doesn't you put you off the story. Edit 2: I've had many users asking me for the recipe. After having a long think about it, I'm confident that my old boss would be happy to share the recipe with others to enjoy. I'll add it as a separate comment to this thread.

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Text - This revenge story happened in the 90s when I was working after school as a line cook / chef's assistant at a Chinese restaurant. The place specialized in noodle soups, with the main attraction being our soup stock. The owner used a much revered passed down family recipe. It consisted of freshly cracked pork bones, fresh spices and fresh vegetables all kept at a rolling boil for over 12 hours. It had to be started the night before and the owner was very particular about the soup stock. If

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Text - The owner himself was this really awesome, old Chinese gentleman. He had some incredible stories. For example, he enlisted into the Kuo Ming Tang (Chinese republic) Army in the 40s and worked as a chef for KMT officers during WWII. He told us about how one time his Division's HQ was over run, and he had to escape on a push bike ahead of the advancing Japanese Army. Eventually, when the Chinese Communist Party took over in the 50s, he was assigned to a steel factory to work for the rest of

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Text - His son on the other hand was a real piece of shit. This guy dropped out of college (his parents saved up for him to study medicine) after 2 years. He floated in and out of jobs but mostly stayed unemployed, living with his parents and using their money to well into his mid-30s. He eventually started working at the restaurant, nominally as the front of house manager but in reality, did nothing but watch TV and take naps.

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Text - While I was only a line cook, the old man and I got along really well. He trusted would routinely get me to make the soup stock the night before under his supervision. Sadly, the old man died after my 5th year working there. That's when the son took over (the mother had passed years ago). The son had zero cooking experience but decided to take over as the chef. He didn't like the idea of putting the soup on overnight (waste of gas) and instead got me to do the prep the night before and th

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Text - Not surprisingly customers started leaving as the food quality degraded. This caused the son to panic and cut even more costs. He fired most of the old staff and thus overworked the remaining. He couldn't fire me because I was the only one left who knew how to do the soup. He also stopped using quality ingredients and started to buy cheap pre-packaged staff in order to reduce my prep work hours. After a few months of this I got sick of his crap. As I was about to start college myself I to

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Text - As a parting gift, I sent an email to our local Food Safety board, informing them of the poor sanitary practice of reusing left over soups. I helpfully also enclosed a few photos that I had sneakily taken of the practice. The board sent inspectors the very next day and closed the restaurant (there were other issues such as unhygienic bathrooms, uncleaned eating utensils), he was issuied a massive fine and a list of undertakings to carry out before it could be reopened. The restaurant rema

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Text - ThomasofHookton · 2y 3 Awards Here it is folks! I've had to modify this recipe as we used to make in a freaken humongous pot. This makes about 1.5 gallons of bone broth so please modify to your requirements. Hao SiFu's pork bone broth

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Text - Ingredients: 4-5 pounds of pork leg bones and knuckles 1 pound of chicken bones (neck or wings work best) 2 large onions - chopped in half • 6 cloves of garlic – lightly crushed 1/2 Chinese white radish – chopped roughly (replace with carrots if unavailable in your area) • 1 thumb piece of ginger Handful of dried shitake mushroom (pre-soaked) Handful of conpoy (dried scallop) 1 tbsn of crushed black pepper Several dashes of Chinese rice wine

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Text - Method: 1. Boil the bones in a separate pot for at least 10 minutes. Remove from water and rinse carefully under tap water. 2. Crack the leg bones along the middle (we used a giant cleaver) Place washed and cracked bones in clean pot with cold water and bring to boil. 3. Add all other ingredients. 4. Gently boil Simmer with lid slightly ajar for at least 8 hours (the longer the better) stirring occasionally. It will smell terrible for the first 2 hours for some reason - this is normal. I'

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Text - This broth is served with fresh noodles with vegetables and protein of your choice. Ensure you season with soy sauce or salt before serving. For example, I like it served with roast pork, bok choy and mushrooms with egg noodles.

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Western Foods that are Weird to Visitors

Admittedly cheese is kind of a strange thing, and to the uninitiated, it’s hard to forget that sausage (at its best, even) is an animal’s butt stuffed with itself. If you come from a land of avocado dessert milk drinks, then guacamole probably looks like an atrocity. Here’s some culture shock had by Europeans in the United States. Culture shock can come from even the smallest things, like this cultural collide over what lemonade is.

Admittedly cheese is kind of a strange thing, and to the uninitiated, it’s hard to forget that sausage (at its best, even) is an animal’s butt stuffed with itself. If you come from a land of avocado dessert milk drinks, then guacamole probably looks like an atrocity. Here’s some culture shock had by Europeans in the United States. Culture shock can come from even the smallest things, like this cultural collide over what lemonade is.

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Binging With Babish: Deadpool’s Chimichangas

Now let’s just get a video of Ryan Reynolds dressed up as Deadpool, enjoying this wonderful creation. 

Now let’s just get a video of Ryan Reynolds dressed up as Deadpool, enjoying this wonderful creation. 

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10 ‘Healthy’ Foods That Are Actually Bad For You

You may think that two or three clock radios can easily make up a nutritious meal, but if you keep scarfing down plates of these things you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time.

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Vegan Learns That Mayo Isn’t Vegan

The Subway employee served up the knowledge free of charge. Love to picture the look of grim acceptance on the vegan’s face when they learned that mayo was in fact not vegan. The fact they went through with the original sandwich order anyways is pretty great. 

The Subway employee served up the knowledge free of charge. Love to picture the look of grim acceptance on the vegan’s face when they learned that mayo was in fact not vegan. The fact they went through with the original sandwich order anyways is pretty great. 

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Text - So I work at Subway, yesterday I had a chick come in, she told me she wanted a Veggie Delight. As I went to get the bread she asked me if I could change my gloves cause she was vegan and I had been handling meat. I did that, no problem, perfectly reasonable request. I get her bread, toast it and put all the veggies she wants on it, I start to wrap up her sandwich when she says, "can I get some mayo?"

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Text - I look at her, she's looking at me, I pick up the mayo, I'm waiting for her to be like haha jk. Nothing. Me: "You know mayonnaise has eggs in it right?" THIS. GIRL. JUST. STOOD. THERE. SILENT. She stood there for a second. V: "N-no it doesn't, I get mayo every time, are you sure?" Me: "Yes ma'am, mayo has egg whites in it." I felt so horrible, she stood there with such a distraught and defeated face, I had shattered this poor girl's world.

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Text - I had a couple people waiting so I had to get this lady out of here. Me: "Would you like the mayo on it ma'am?" V: "Sure, go ahead." She sounded so done, so defeated, So I gave her her mayo, wrapped her sandwich up and charged her for her sandwich, she was silent the whole time. She took her sandwich and started walking out.

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Text - Me: "Thank you for coming, have a nice day!" She just looked at me, sighed, "yea, l'll try" and walked out. And that's the story of how I taught a vegan that mayonnaise is, in fact, not vegan.

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Absolutely Bonkers Cursed Foods People Ate

Cursed food involves all those strange and seemingly awful food/drink combinations that we’d think no rational human being would consider eating in the first place. But hey, people have all kinds of different tastes. Some folks enjoy dipping burritos in milk, or slapping some peanut butter on a fresh slice of pizza. Yeah, the stomach might’ve made interesting noises upon thinking about what that could taste like. Check out some visual imagery of cursed food that could’ve been created in the underworld’s kitchen.

Cursed food involves all those strange and seemingly awful food/drink combinations that we’d think no rational human being would consider eating in the first place. But hey, people have all kinds of different tastes. Some folks enjoy dipping burritos in milk, or slapping some peanut butter on a fresh slice of pizza. Yeah, the stomach might’ve made interesting noises upon thinking about what that could taste like. Check out some visual imagery of cursed food that could’ve been created in the underworld’s kitchen.

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Text - ttbbbpth • 1y The wife dips Oreos in water like a psychopath.

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Text - DWright_5 • 1y When I visited my aunt's family as a kid she served a "purple cow" - milk mixed with grape juice - for breakfast. If you haven't tasted that, take my word for it - it's not a great concoction.

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Text - [deleted] • 1y Friends mom used to eat soy sauce with ice cream

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Text - actorrent • 1y I work at a pub/restaurant waiting tables. This couple walks in who l've never seen but are apparently regulars. The bartender sees them, shoots me a glance, and goes to grab something from the kitchen. Before even taking their order, he's filled the crushed red pepper shaker and told me to take it over to them. The woman orders a small cup of French onion soup and proceeds to unscrew the cap of this shaker and dump the entirety of it onto her soup, an inch high off the top

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Text - TremulousHand • 1y I had a friend who went through a period where cake decorating was her hobby, and she made some amazing looking cakes that all tasted horrible because of the bizarre flavor combinations. It was always a bit funny because people would compliment the look of them and then have to figure out how to throw their pieces away without being rude about it. The worst one was a Christmas cake with an immaculate looking fondant Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer that was an orange spic

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Text - vprice509 A• 1y When I was in grade schoolI went over to this kid's house to play, then ended up staying for dinner. We had spaghetti, some vegetable, maybe salad and something else. His entire family would mix everything together before eating it. His dad seemed to be the ringleader/ mastermind behind this scheme. I remember someone cheerfully saying, "Well, it all goes to the same place!" And then the rest of them agreeing with this truism as if it were some serious folk wisdom. That's

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Text - sunset1214 • 1y 3 1 Award I used to be obsessed with A1. I would put it on everything possible because I loved it so much. One day I put it on jello. I no longer enjoy A1.

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Text - Love_Bunny_22 • ly When I was a server, I had a customer dip her bread in a glass of Coke. She finished her whole bread basket and Coke and asked for another basket and another refill of Coke, and went to town again for round two. She didn't give a crap how she looked and ate that shit like it was the best thing on Earth.

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Text - Tinkliwinks • 1y My wife dips PBJ's into spaghettios.

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Text - HumansAreGarbage2019 • 1y Moms boyfriend. Crushed cheez-it crackers into his coffee. That day he ate waffles covered in spinach and fish sticks drizzled with syrup. All the while LOUDLY smackin his lips sayin "uuuh so goooood." Mom says dont let it bother me. It bothers me.

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Text - Geta-Ve • 1y Mustard on cheesecake ... EDIT: Answering a few comments. It wasn't me it was a friend. It was yellow mustard. Any kind of cheesecake.

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Text - lavidalaluna • 1y 3 2 Awards Dude in my dining hall had a plate of sunny side up eggs. Scooped under an egg with his fork, brought it up to his mouth, and only touched his lips to the yolk. Proceeded to suck all the yolk, and then slurped the rest of the egg in. It was like a car crash, I couldn't look away but I was horrified.

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Text - Shaymiestar • 1y S 2 Awards My sister used to put ketchup on strawberries.

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Text - TheGooge • 1y Dipping Oreos in Orange juice.

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Text - thatonegirlyaknow • 1y My baby sister used to eat pancakes and ranch. My mom just accepted it because she was such a picky eater and this was something she just thoroughly enjoyed. We're pretty sure it's cuz my mom craved both when she was pregnant with her

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Text - maqakyo • 1y Fried eggs with chocolate melted on the yolk

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Text - FunkiePickle • 1y My wife likes crunchy peanut butter and bologna sandwiches with cheese. Her mom also adds mayo. I just can't bring myself to try it - literally start retching at the thought of the flavor.

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Text - aricberg • 1y Went to college with this one girl who would get a chef salad, slice up banana and put it on said chef salad, then use ketchup as dressing. I shit you not this person ate that on a regular basis.

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Text - purudaya • 1y My dad's girlfriend puts cucumber in any hot dish she can. Green chili, chicken soup, taco meat - sky's the limit. She also doesn't believe in draining noodles and will let them sit in hot water until each strand of bloated spaghetti is as thick as a goddamn shoelace. I don't eat there anymore.

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Text - whiterabbittxz • 1y Saw a dude eat spaghetti in milk one time. One very dark time.

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White - Alfa-Dog • 1y Ketchup on sushi. (Shivers...)

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Text - Eucatari • 1y I knew a guy who would bite into hot pockets in the middle, holding each end. Wtf man.

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Text - Kaldus • 1y 3 1 Award A couple of years ago when my best friend and I were still in college, she stayed over at mine a few times. It was then that I learned that she liked dipping cheese into hot chocolate. Like, full on dunking it in, waiting for it to partially melt, swirling it around and then eating it. I love her to bits, she's like my kid sister... but I still haven't entirely recovered.

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Text - Patralex • 1y My roommate's mom eats peanut butter and onion sandwiches.

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Text - discountFleshVessel • 1y This is my own confession. I really love to eat lemons. Not in wedges or squeezed on things, but in the way you would eat an orange or a clementine, by peeling it and eating the whole thing. For some reason sourness is just the best to me. I'm a person of many weird food preferences but this is the one that causes witnesses to cringe the most.

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Text - ZuckerRavioli • 1y Kid I used to know in school used to rip open his milk carton, and dip his burrito into the chocolate milk. Sometimes he'd even goes so far as to rip open the burrito and pour his milk onto the beef and eggs to. (I'm quoting him here.) "Creamify the meat." I don't know man, but the word Creamify is just. ugh. Edit 1: Wow, went to sleep with only 556 Karma to my name. Woke up, and now I have 6.8K?!?! Wow, you guys (and girls) are amazing! Thank you so much everyone! Edit

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Text - LuckOfZ • 1y I live with someone who lives to eat food sins. Do you really think water with cereal is bad? Boy, the thing I would consider the least of eating sins would be when she microwaved a fucking pickle with cheese on it, then dipped in fucking ice cream. I can't stand to sit in the kitchen when shes in there because of the shit she made. If anyone is interested, I'll provide more horrid creations she made and ate, but all you really need to know is that fucking pickle.

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Text - drownb4uburn • 1y In college I would sometimes drain the water out of my Shrimp Cup 'O Noodles and mix in a big spoonful of peanut butter. I honestly don't know what to tell you other than I did it once out of boredom, it wasn't terrible, and it made my life interesting.

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Text - feral_hippie • 1y 1 Award A former friend of mine once poured a can of Coors Light into a bowl of Cheerios. He called it Beerios. 29.6k

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Dad Cooks Bacon, Vegan Daughter Isn’t Having It

This dad took to Reddit to ask folks whether or not he was in the wrong for wanting to continue his enjoyment of bacon, even though it created distress for his vegan daughter’s lifestyle. Folks seem to agree that dad isn’t doing anything wrong at all. 

This dad took to Reddit to ask folks whether or not he was in the wrong for wanting to continue his enjoyment of bacon, even though it created distress for his vegan daughter’s lifestyle. Folks seem to agree that dad isn’t doing anything wrong at all. 

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10 Sandwiches That Look Like British Novelist Martin Amis

Woah, did somebody order the 64-year-old author of Time’s Arrow and London Fields? ’Cause that’s what this pesto chicken sandwich looks almost exactly like.

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Woah, did somebody order the 64-year-old author of Time’s Arrow and London Fields? ’Cause that’s what this pesto chicken sandwich looks almost exactly like.

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Fifteen Food Memes For Those With The Munchies

Happy 420 to all you stoners out there! If you’ve already started “celebrating” then we’re betting you probably a case of the munchies. These memes about food won’t satisfy your cravings, but they will make you laugh! Although, let’s be honest, you’ll laugh at anything right now. 

Now check out one of our past galleries of 420 memes!

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Food - What you see VS What Gordon Ramsay sees

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Dish - NEW НOT РОСКЕIS RECIPE OCKE bred sandwiches OTHER НОT РОСКЕТS HOT POCKETS WITH ore fucking hot pocke. 100% MORE HOT POCKETS 427 SANDWICHES

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Food - BESTPRODUCTS.COM This Lego Waffle Maker Lets You Build a Brick Creation With Your Breakfast I'VE LOOKED AT THIS FOR FIVE HOURS NOW. IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

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Sky - Dinosaurs watching their chicken descendents get slăughtered and eaten with sauce by humans

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Animated cartoon - Me high off my ass Taco Bell employees at 2am

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Cat - Me: *Run out of food while being in self-quarantine* My Cat:

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Text - kacijanehansen @kacijanehansen i need to practice social distancing from the refrigerator.

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Product - Goverment: work from home fast food employees:

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Food - When you eat because you're sad but now you're just fat and sad.

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Cartoon - shredded cheese directly from the bag me, high as fuck C

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Ice pop - China has banana popsicles that you can peel e ANANA God kozak @kozakdav Fuck it l'm going to China

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Junk food - This is how my food looks like when someone asks me to share Cola

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Face - "You're not actually mad you're just hungry, let's go get food" Me:

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People - Eric! Dinner! Oh no. Now I have to act normal. But I get to eat, yeah! 30 31

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Junk food - lindsay gelfand @lindsaygelfand cheese boards are so 2019

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Twitter Thread: Opening A Wildly Corroded Can Of Chef Boyardee

Twitter user @DinosaurDracula left people with their jaws on the floor after opening a wildly corroded can of Chef Boyardee from 1995. The monstrous contents that resulted from the grand reveal did not disappoint. Well, didn’t disappoint in that they’re just about as cursed as cursed food comes.

Twitter user @DinosaurDracula left people with their jaws on the floor after opening a wildly corroded can of Chef Boyardee from 1995. The monstrous contents that resulted from the grand reveal did not disappoint. Well, didn’t disappoint in that they’re just about as cursed as cursed food comes.

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Text - Wizards Podcast @WizardsComics Replying to @DinosaurDracula Watch out, "it's practically radioactive"! SO HOT It's Practically Radioactivel Chef BOYARDEE New Spider-Man Pasta PRESENTS COMICS PRIDERMAN Get your spidey taste buds tingling with new Spider-Man Pasta from Chef Boyardee. Totally webbed out Spider-Man pasta shapes smothered in secret sauce. It's the hottest lunch going. PASTA WITH MEATBALLS IN TOMATO SAUCE Chef BOYÁRDEE THANK GOODNESS FOR CHEF BOYARDEE.

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Food - Dinosaur Dracula Opening a wildly corroded can of Spider-Man Pasta from 1995: a thread. (1/5) @DinosaurDracula New! Chef BOYARDEE PRESENTS MCS PIDER MAN NTA SHAPES ATBALLS OMATO

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Metal - Dinosaur Dracula @DinosaurDracula I put the can opener to work, unsettled by the rust, but emboldened by the lack of noxious fumes. I turn the knob and wince, unable to rule out the possibility that the contents have mutated into something alive & malevolent. (2/5) hola

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Soil - Dinosaur Dracula @DinosaurDracula They say tragedy plus time equals comedy, but there's nothing funny about 15 ounces of Spider-Man Pasta reduced to a rotted 3-ounce chunk. Recalling the fate of Jordy Verrill in Creepshow, I'm thankful for my rubber gloves. (3/5)

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Chocolate brownie - Dinosaur Dracula @DinosaurDracula I carefully remove the mass, which looks like a cross between Big Thunder Mountain and one of those Geonosian hives from Attack of the Clones. (4/5) SPIVAM

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Food - Dinosaur Dracula @DinosaurDracula I think I notice something, but consult the label on the can to be sure. Indeed, there's poor Spider-Man, trapped in this godforsaken toxic monstrosity. I'm sorry, Peter. With old pasta comes great instability. Thank you all for taking this journey with me. (5/5) MARVELM COMICS CTURE ALLHREE EXCIT SPIDER-MANTM Marvel Comics, Spier-man: TM SPI QOKING IRECTION Stov Ton Stir occasionally until hot. Microwave: Empty contents Cover. Microwave on HIGH 3 during

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Bib-Wearing Nation Holding Forks And Knives Impatiently Waiting For Restaurants To Reopen

WASHINGTON—Expressing ravenous desire in their gurgling bellies amid widespread lockdowns due to the novel coronavirus pandemic, the bib-wearing nation reportedly held forks and knives Monday while impatiently waiting for restaurants to reopen. “Hungry, hungry, hungry,” said 327 million Americans, drooling on their…

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WASHINGTON—Expressing ravenous desire in their gurgling bellies amid widespread lockdowns due to the novel coronavirus pandemic, the bib-wearing nation reportedly held forks and knives Monday while impatiently waiting for restaurants to reopen. “Hungry, hungry, hungry,” said 327 million Americans, drooling on their…

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19 Shameful & Scary Food Memes And Pics

Somebody call 9-1-1! These crimes against food are making us incredibly uncomfortable. At the same time, we really can’t look away. From heinous hot dog pairings to revolting ramen, these memes and pics will definitely help you lose your appetite. Great tactic for dieters. To keep that appetite down, follow @boyswhocancook – the sadistic genius behind most of these memes.

Somebody call 9-1-1! These crimes against food are making us incredibly uncomfortable. At the same time, we really can’t look away. From heinous hot dog pairings to revolting ramen, these memes and pics will definitely help you lose your appetite. Great tactic for dieters. To keep that appetite down, follow @boyswhocancook – the sadistic genius behind most of these memes.

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Food - Sometimes I treat my girl to a gourmet breakfast she left 6 months ago but I still make it everyday just Incase she come back EI please come back baby I love you ТОМАТО KETCHUP w1869 @boyswhocanoook

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Food - Me: "Mom, do we have food at home?" Mom: "No, we can stop at McDonald's" Food at McDonald's:

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Food - The REAL way to make Pizza @boyswhocancook

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Dish - So are the police Wanda Maximoff @BreeDaAur... 12/2/18 Blueberry Mac and cheese is a real thing...

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Food - Nutella Mac & Cheese miss my wife @boyswhocancook

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Food - #foodie #vegan Hot dogs in milk @boyswhocancook

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Cola - vomit boy @brodyrhamilton this vegan shit easy SURREAL FLEXIN @surrealflexin 1d CLASSIC

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Pink - sink beef

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Food - all I want rn

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Food - me: mom can we stop at McDonald's? mom: no we have food at home food at home:

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Product - Doritoes BRAND GUARANTEED FRESH UNTIL PRINTED DATE

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Food - Yea I'm done with Mcdonalds bruhlalways get extra mayo and cheese on my shit ;but today .it look like somebody had a damn attitude SPIC MCCHICKEN

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Food - "Pardon, m'lady, but would you perhaps be interested in recieving a load of..." umin M'semen Galette feuilletée 20- Pro en 5 o Poids Net 400g

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Food - Peanut butter and onion sandwich to calm the mind

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Leaf - If I can use kale for plant-based Philly Cheese steak wraps, why not a sandwich "bread." Peanut butter and mint jam. I used soaked chia seed and monkfruit sweetener for the jam

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Breakfast cereal - You know the vibes @boyswhocancook chocolate FLAVOR quik .০০

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Food - When I mix my different groups of friends on my birthday

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KitchenAid Introduces New High-Speed Countertop Chicken Decapitator

BENTON HARBOR, MI—In response to consumer complaints regarding other methods deemed by many to be too clumsy, messy, and slow for daily use, executives at the KitchenAid home appliance company announced Friday a new high-speed countertop chicken decapitator. “The HeadsGone unit has a tempered, spinning blade inside…

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BENTON HARBOR, MI—In response to consumer complaints regarding other methods deemed by many to be too clumsy, messy, and slow for daily use, executives at the KitchenAid home appliance company announced Friday a new high-speed countertop chicken decapitator. “The HeadsGone unit has a tempered, spinning blade inside…

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‘I Can Still Cook This, Right,’ Asks Woman Holding Up Writhing, Screaming Potato With 8-Foot-Long Roots

JERSEY CITY, NJ—Shrugging while pulling the several-months-old vegetable out of a bag on her counter, local woman Janice Freidman reportedly inspected a writhing, screaming potato with 8-foot-long roots Friday before deeming it “probably still good.” “I bet it’s fine—if I just cut off the spiked, muscular tendrils and…

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JERSEY CITY, NJ—Shrugging while pulling the several-months-old vegetable out of a bag on her counter, local woman Janice Freidman reportedly inspected a writhing, screaming potato with 8-foot-long roots Friday before deeming it “probably still good.” “I bet it’s fine—if I just cut off the spiked, muscular tendrils and…

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Stupid Things Restaurants Used Instead of Dishes

One of the things we don’t miss about restaurants is the need to make increasingly inconvenient, and sometimes potentially dangerous presentation. For example, serving food on top of a bed of bite-sized rocks is kind of a bad idea. Here are outlandish restaurant presentations, from broccoli on barbed wire to burgers on a guitar.

One of the things we don’t miss about restaurants is the need to make increasingly inconvenient, and sometimes potentially dangerous presentation. For example, serving food on top of a bed of bite-sized rocks is kind of a bad idea. Here are outlandish restaurant presentations, from broccoli on barbed wire to burgers on a guitar.

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Memes For Sophisticated People Who Cook Their Pizza Rolls In The Oven

Everyone knows that heating food up in the oven is classier than heating it up in the microwave. It’s just facts. These dank memes are all about the superiority of cooking pizza rolls in the oven, and we think you’re gonna like ’em. 

Check out some of our favorite high-quality dank memes from last week here!

Everyone knows that heating food up in the oven is classier than heating it up in the microwave. It’s just facts. These dank memes are all about the superiority of cooking pizza rolls in the oven, and we think you’re gonna like ’em. 

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Grandpa Hates Banana Bread, Eats It For Years Out Of Love

Grandpa must’ve had nightmares about that banana bread. This story goes, that a loving family was baking their grandpa special banana bread, because they assumed that he loved it. As it turns out, this was a massive miscommunication, and grandpa actually despised the bread. Um, hilarious and wholesome, and adorable. Grandpa sounds like a true legend. 

Grandpa must’ve had nightmares about that banana bread. This story goes, that a loving family was baking their grandpa special banana bread, because they assumed that he loved it. As it turns out, this was a massive miscommunication, and grandpa actually despised the bread. Um, hilarious and wholesome, and adorable. Grandpa sounds like a true legend. 

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People Imagine Gordon Ramsay Roasting Their Kitchens

Gordon Ramsay would have his way with a whole lot of kitchens out there. The infamous wordsmith, the roast master, the creator of such savage rare insults that people melt before his eyes, would no doubt tear into most kitchens. It’s just part of what he does. That being said, these folks offered up their kitchen setups as tribute to a fun thread about how Gordon Ramsay would roast them to oblivion. Check out people’s favorite Gordon Ramsay insults over here.

Gordon Ramsay would have his way with a whole lot of kitchens out there. The infamous wordsmith, the roast master, the creator of such savage rare insults that people melt before his eyes, would no doubt tear into most kitchens. It’s just part of what he does. That being said, these folks offered up their kitchen setups as tribute to a fun thread about how Gordon Ramsay would roast them to oblivion. Check out people’s favorite Gordon Ramsay insults over here.

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Answers To How Much Food A Hamster Can Fit Inside Their Cheeks (Video)

The age old question of “how much food could a hamster fit inside their cheeks?,” is being answered thanks to BBC Earth!

Finally, the important questions are being asked!

This lil hamster can fit up to 20% of his own body mass in his cheek pouches! 20%!

….But how will he fit through his tunnel?

The age old question of “how much food could a hamster fit inside their cheeks?,” is being answered thanks to BBC Earth!

Finally, the important questions are being asked!

This lil hamster can fit up to 20% of his own body mass in his cheek pouches! 20%!

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Funny Thread Suggests The Dorito Name Is Some Dark Magic Crap

We covered that Triscuit name-origin story the other day, and the internet has already taken that twitter thread and spawned some much funnier shit. Writer Chuck Wendig‘s spin on the tale is our favorite. It’s quite a bit darker than the Triscuit saga, and involves one of our favorite snacks: Doritos. We have to admit that Wendig had us in the first half of the thread (not gonna lie), but things quickly spiral into deliciously unbelievable territory. And right now, we need all the fantastical and stupid tales we can get.

We covered that Triscuit name-origin story the other day, and the internet has already taken that twitter thread and spawned some much funnier shit. Writer Chuck Wendig‘s spin on the tale is our favorite. It’s quite a bit darker than the Triscuit saga, and involves one of our favorite snacks: Doritos. We have to admit that Wendig had us in the first half of the thread (not gonna lie), but things quickly spiral into deliciously unbelievable territory. And right now, we need all the fantastical and stupid tales we can get.

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An Author’s Imaginative Thread On Doritos’ Supernatural Origins

Author, Chuck Wendig’s, wild and imaginative Twitter thread about the spooky origins of Doritos, and how they “bake souls” into their chips is clearly a silly reference to the recent Twitter thread about the electric origins of Triscuits. That being said, this is just the kind of absurd rabbit hole that is clearly a ton of nonsense, that we enjoy.

Author, Chuck Wendig’s, wild and imaginative Twitter thread about the spooky origins of Doritos, and how they “bake souls” into their chips is clearly a silly reference to the recent Twitter thread about the electric origins of Triscuits. That being said, this is just the kind of absurd rabbit hole that is clearly a ton of nonsense, that we enjoy.

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Employee Gets Ant Revenge On Office Food Thief

There’s nothing quite like the satisfaction of catching someone red handed, and deeply humiliating or inconveniencing them in the process. We’ve seen a guy get satisfying padlock revenge on gym thief as well as habanero cake revenge on food stealing roommates. This one, however, uses fear.

There’s nothing quite like the satisfaction of catching someone red handed, and deeply humiliating or inconveniencing them in the process. We’ve seen a guy get satisfying padlock revenge on gym thief as well as habanero cake revenge on food stealing roommates. This one, however, uses fear.

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Quarantined Twitter User Shares Brilliant Recipe For ‘Totwaffles’

With so many people on coronavirus lockdown or in quarantine, and so few options on the grocery shelves, people are having to get creative in the kitchen. Twitter user @mspowahs is familiar with this plight, and took to the website with a bit of a recipe hack for people with limited resources. All you need for the majestic “Totwaffle” is frozen tater tots, a waffle iron, and if you’re feeling freaky “Syrupchup.” Yes, that’s an ungodly mixture of syrup and ketchup. We’re stoked to try the recipe, and can’t wait to see more quarantine creations as people get even more desperate. Bon appetit!

With so many people on coronavirus lockdown or in quarantine, and so few options on the grocery shelves, people are having to get creative in the kitchen. Twitter user @mspowahs is familiar with this plight, and took to the website with a bit of a recipe hack for people with limited resources. All you need for the majestic “Totwaffle” is frozen tater tots, a waffle iron, and if you’re feeling freaky “Syrupchup.” Yes, that’s an ungodly mixture of syrup and ketchup. We’re stoked to try the recipe, and can’t wait to see more quarantine creations as people get even more desperate. Bon appetit!

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Quarantine Hack: Twitter Thread On The Epic Totwaffle

Ada Powers hooked it up with this amazing quarantine hack, amidst the Coronavirus. We’re talking about an in-depth explanation on how to create the Totwaffle. It sounds like a pretty dang tasty dish, as well as a fun rare insult to try on someone, if the moment ever calls for it. 

Ada Powers hooked it up with this amazing quarantine hack, amidst the Coronavirus. We’re talking about an in-depth explanation on how to create the Totwaffle. It sounds like a pretty dang tasty dish, as well as a fun rare insult to try on someone, if the moment ever calls for it. 

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Viral Monkey Video Displays Their Humane Manners

Monkeys have more manners and perhaps act more human than humans themselves, at times. 

And we’ve got proof. In a viral monkey video shared on Twitter by user @klarasjo, you can clearly see each monkey grab one of what looks to be a boa bun for food, and not selfishly hoard multiples for oneself. They simple take one and leave. 

Err..  at least a majority of them do. 

@klarasjo wishes for us humans to take note. The monkeys are doing a way better job at handling this madness than us. 

Monkeys have more manners and perhaps act more human than humans themselves, at times. 

And we’ve got proof. In a viral monkey video shared on Twitter by user @klarasjo, you can clearly see each monkey grab one of what looks to be a boa bun for food, and not selfishly hoard multiples for oneself. They simple take one and leave. 

Err..  at least a majority of them do. 

@klarasjo wishes for us humans to take note. The monkeys are doing a way better job at handling this madness than us. 

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Guests Spit Mouthfuls Of Tuna Into Buckets At StarKist Cannery Tour Tasting Room

PAGO PAGO, AMERICAN SAMOA—Swishing the seafood around their mouths to fully appreciate the flavor, guests reportedly spit mouthfuls of tuna into buckets Friday at the StarKist cannery tour tasting room. “Mmm, strong fishy bouquet with this one, medium-bodied, and it finishes with some notes of salt,” said tourist…

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PAGO PAGO, AMERICAN SAMOA—Swishing the seafood around their mouths to fully appreciate the flavor, guests reportedly spit mouthfuls of tuna into buckets Friday at the StarKist cannery tour tasting room. “Mmm, strong fishy bouquet with this one, medium-bodied, and it finishes with some notes of salt,” said tourist Corrina Garvin, swirling the sample of oil-packed albacore tuna to examine how it streaked down the glass. “This low-sodium light tuna has a very chunky mouthfeel, which I like, but I think my favorite so far has been the 2015 vintage of the yellowfin. I’m a bit of a canned fish snob, so it’s awesome to try all these finely aged tins and this year’s new blends. Plus, it was really neat to tour the factory and see how the product goes from swimming in the ocean to being scaled, deboned and vacuum-sealed.” At press time, StarKist guests were invited to kick off their shoes, roll up their pants, and stomp tuna in barrels the old-fashioned way.

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Dude Gets Petty Pizza Revenge on Entitled Coworker

After this guy’s coworker bullied the office mom to get his way, he stepped in to make sure his coworker’s selfish pizza plan didn’t come to fruition. The world has its fair share of entitled people and their wild demands, and a whole lot of people who get inadvisable but satisfying petty revenge.

After this guy’s coworker bullied the office mom to get his way, he stepped in to make sure his coworker’s selfish pizza plan didn’t come to fruition. The world has its fair share of entitled people and their wild demands, and a whole lot of people who get inadvisable but satisfying petty revenge.

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Family Assumes Ordering Same Dish Repeatedly Only Charges Once

This family was in for a serious wakeup call after ordering the same meal repeatedly, assuming that they’d only be charged for the meal once. Whoops. That is not how it works. Not how it works at all. Actually, you’re expected to pay for the meal each time you order it. Amazing. 

This family was in for a serious wakeup call after ordering the same meal repeatedly, assuming that they’d only be charged for the meal once. Whoops. That is not how it works. Not how it works at all. Actually, you’re expected to pay for the meal each time you order it. Amazing. 

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