Karen Cop Gives Cringey Speech In McDonald’s Drive-Thru

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Fifteen Food Memes For Those With The Munchies

Happy 420 to all you stoners out there! If you’ve already started “celebrating” then we’re betting you probably a case of the munchies. These memes about food won’t satisfy your cravings, but they will make you laugh! Although, let’s be honest, you’ll laugh at anything right now. 

Now check out one of our past galleries of 420 memes!

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Food - What you see VS What Gordon Ramsay sees

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Dish - NEW НOT РОСКЕIS RECIPE OCKE bred sandwiches OTHER НОT РОСКЕТS HOT POCKETS WITH ore fucking hot pocke. 100% MORE HOT POCKETS 427 SANDWICHES

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Food - BESTPRODUCTS.COM This Lego Waffle Maker Lets You Build a Brick Creation With Your Breakfast I'VE LOOKED AT THIS FOR FIVE HOURS NOW. IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

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Sky - Dinosaurs watching their chicken descendents get slăughtered and eaten with sauce by humans

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Animated cartoon - Me high off my ass Taco Bell employees at 2am

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Cat - Me: *Run out of food while being in self-quarantine* My Cat:

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Text - kacijanehansen @kacijanehansen i need to practice social distancing from the refrigerator.

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Product - Goverment: work from home fast food employees:

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Food - When you eat because you're sad but now you're just fat and sad.

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Cartoon - shredded cheese directly from the bag me, high as fuck C

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Ice pop - China has banana popsicles that you can peel e ANANA God kozak @kozakdav Fuck it l'm going to China

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Junk food - This is how my food looks like when someone asks me to share Cola

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Face - "You're not actually mad you're just hungry, let's go get food" Me:

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People - Eric! Dinner! Oh no. Now I have to act normal. But I get to eat, yeah! 30 31

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Junk food - lindsay gelfand @lindsaygelfand cheese boards are so 2019

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Items People Could Find In McDonald’s “Sad Meals”

McDonald’s could be missing out on an opportunity to ironically sell “Sad Meals.” Cause it would seem that this AskReddit thread generated a whole lot of steam. Whether it’s genuine cursed food items, or frustrating little figurines, the “Sad Meal” could churn up some bizarre results. 

McDonald’s could be missing out on an opportunity to ironically sell “Sad Meals.” Cause it would seem that this AskReddit thread generated a whole lot of steam. Whether it’s genuine cursed food items, or frustrating little figurines, the “Sad Meal” could churn up some bizarre results. 

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Text - DrWhoisOverRated • 15h A1 Award My dad likes liver. When I was a little kid, my grandmother brought some over for him, and for some reason she put it in an old McDonalds bag. I came home from school and opened up the fridge to get a snack, and saw a McDonalds bag in there, and excitedly opened it up only to find a ziplock bag full of raw liver. so...that.

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Text - zxThelronLungxz• 16h Figurines of skinny beautiful people.eating McDonald's with a little button that says "you'll never be good enough" when you push it

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Text - Spade_it_bro • 16h S 1 Award The exact same food just haphazardly tossed in a box with no wrapping. Shake the box for extra effect.

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Text - scantreward • 16h 3 4 Awards Doubt it makes much difference. Happy meals totally don't work. I ate twelve of them once, and if anything, I felt even worse afterwards.

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Text - JustaUser14 • 16h Just a lone slice of cheddar cheese but it tastes like plastic more than ever and there's a slightly molden part at the top right corner

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Text - hardcorpsteacher • 11h I'm a teacher and had this conversation with one of my students: "How was your weekend?" "It was great! We went shopping and I got to go to McDonald's!" "Oh wow, that sounds like a lot of fun. What did you eat at McDonald's?" "I got a Happy meal with chicken nuggets and Sprite and my mom got a sad meal. Do you know why?" "No, why?" "Because grown ups don't get toys with their food and that's just sad." So there you have it. The original sad meal.

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Text - general_cynical • 16h PICTURE OF MY EX OVERDUE RENT NOTICE CIGARETTE BUTTS POSITIVE PATERNITY TEST

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Text - FlashBewin • 13h Since it's targeted to adults, the McDonalds Sad Meal now contains.... Warm,flat pop. The ice has already melted. 4 hour old, cold heavily salted fries. Mcdonalds burger patty inbetween two leaves of warm, wilted lettuce. It has nothing on it but stringy onions and a massive amount of mustard. The prize is a McDonalds gift card with 52 cents on it.

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White - timdawg • 16h Same food, no toy

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Text - pewpewbread • 16h An mlm card where they tell me about all the boss babes working with them and how they are completely self-made

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Text - kimchikilla69 • 16h 5 Awards A greasy mirror at the bottom of the bag to remind you how pathetic eating your fries in your car all alone was.

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Text - JediMasterEvan5 • 16h A stale bagel, a cold cup of black coffee and two Lucky Strike cigarettes.

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Text - TypicalTentacles • 15h A video tape of the Up intro

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Text - Chariot-of-Belenus • 16h Expired milk, one cold chicken nugget, four soggy fries, a stale oatmeal raisin cookie that looks like chocolate chip and a used sticker.

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Text - sonorousjab • 11h 1. A melting cone of soft-serve to represent my deteriorating mental state. 2. A cold apple pie to represent my youthful vigor becoming apathy 3. A big mac with only one patty as a metaphor for being alone 4. A small fries dumped in the bottom of the bag to show I have no control over my life 5. Some open packets of salt spilling over everything, because - salty. 6. No ketchup, because l'm a coward and won't end this nightmare myself

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Text - Scorpion17471 • 16h Half eaten chicken nugget

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Text - Zafjaf • 11h Your meal comes in a box that has a sad face on it. It has questions all over the inside that asks you about your career, your finances, your romantic relationships or lack thereof, your family, your grades, your bank balance and when you last checked it. Anything that would cause sadness and anxiety. You open the box, you get a cookie in a bag. The cookie is broken, and either the cookie goes flying when you open the bag, or the bag won't open and you must open it with sciss

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Text - Haltopen • 10h A potato with a straw sticking out of it. They don't even give it to you in a bag, they just throw it at your head.

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Text - GHSTmonk • 13h over boiled extra salt spinach on a tofu bun with 3 times diluted with water lemonade/coke mix. The "toy" would 90% of the time be a sticker that just says "your parents have sex" and the other 10% of the time would be a grow in water toy that dissolves into nothing instead.

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Text - gmbunny • 11h Cheeseburger, only meat and bread. No fries, just apple slices. The drink is lukewarm water. They also forget napkins and a straw. No sauce allowed. It's still a meal, but damn is it disappointing.

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Text - millennium-popsicle • 11h The chicken nuggets are actually breaded Brussels sprouts. And the ketchup is bbq sauce

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Dad Turns Home Into McDonald’s For Son’s Birthday

The story goes that this kid wanted to go to McDonald’s for his birthday. Unfortunately, with much of everything being in lockdown at this point, that wasn’t feasible. So, dad decided to hack the situation, and set up a McDonald’s drive-thru at home. It’s wholesome and wonderful. Love the shift in his wife’s demeanor as well. 

The story goes that this kid wanted to go to McDonald’s for his birthday. Unfortunately, with much of everything being in lockdown at this point, that wasn’t feasible. So, dad decided to hack the situation, and set up a McDonald’s drive-thru at home. It’s wholesome and wonderful. Love the shift in his wife’s demeanor as well. 

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Wendy’s Gets People To Roast Their Competitors

Beautiful work displayed in the Wendy’s breakfast battle. Turns out a lot of people have roasts ready at their disposal. Wendy’s kickstarted a roast battle for the ages on Twitter, by asking people to roast the competition. The leading authority on roasts knows how to play this game very well. They’re just getting other people to do the “roasting work” for them. 

Beautiful work displayed in the Wendy’s breakfast battle. Turns out a lot of people have roasts ready at their disposal. Wendy’s kickstarted a roast battle for the ages on Twitter, by asking people to roast the competition. The leading authority on roasts knows how to play this game very well. They’re just getting other people to do the “roasting work” for them. 

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Food Horrors That Could Traumatize Tastebuds

These food horrors defy what some people might expect when it comes to pairing certain foods with others. Have you really ever experienced life until you’ve eaten cereal out of a bell pepper? Obviously, no. Or maybe you’re finding yourself curious about how ketchup tastes in a glass of milk. There’s a bright idea. 

These food horrors defy what some people might expect when it comes to pairing certain foods with others. Have you really ever experienced life until you’ve eaten cereal out of a bell pepper? Obviously, no. Or maybe you’re finding yourself curious about how ketchup tastes in a glass of milk. There’s a bright idea. 

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Burger King Unveils French Fry Burger, Gets Roasted

Burger King has decided to test out a french fry sandwich in participating stores throughout New Zealand. Apparently this is a take on the infamous “Chip Butty” dish out of New England. No matter where the inspiration comes from, the reality is that this is a burger/sandwich with fries where a patty would normally go. Hopefully you like Burger King fries. If not, you might enjoy the following roasts regarding the french fry sandwich from Wendy’s, who continues to keep it spicy on Twitter. 

Burger King has decided to test out a french fry sandwich in participating stores throughout New Zealand. Apparently this is a take on the infamous “Chip Butty” dish out of New England. No matter where the inspiration comes from, the reality is that this is a burger/sandwich with fries where a patty would normally go. Hopefully you like Burger King fries. If not, you might enjoy the following roasts regarding the french fry sandwich from Wendy’s, who continues to keep it spicy on Twitter. 

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Sixteen Sarcastic Memes For Those With A ‘Passion’ For Fitness

Even if you’re a die-hard gym rat, pretty much all of us can relate to these memes at least occasionally. They’re meant for those times where you’ve been sitting on the couch with Netflix all day and you have to walk down a couple flights of stairs to meet your UberEats driver. 

Now click here if you’re a legit fitness fanatic and you want some real gym memes!

Even if you’re a die-hard gym rat, pretty much all of us can relate to these memes at least occasionally. They’re meant for those times where you’ve been sitting on the couch with Netflix all day and you have to walk down a couple flights of stairs to meet your UberEats driver. 

Now click here if you’re a legit fitness fanatic and you want some real gym memes!

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Wendy’s Asks McDonald’s To Roast Them, Twitter Roasts McDonald’s

All that Wendy’s had to do was ask for McDonald’s to roast them, and the rest of Twitter proceed to roast McDonald’s. That’s when you know you’ve got the power as a roast master on Twitter. When you can literally point in the direction of McDonald’s who was minding their own business, and get people to roast them on your behalf, just by asking McDonald’s to roast you. It’s some kind of psychological trick, and it played out in brilliant fashion. People were quick to deliver on the roasts about McDonald’s broken ice cream machines. 

All that Wendy’s had to do was ask for McDonald’s to roast them, and the rest of Twitter proceed to roast McDonald’s. That’s when you know you’ve got the power as a roast master on Twitter. When you can literally point in the direction of McDonald’s who was minding their own business, and get people to roast them on your behalf, just by asking McDonald’s to roast you. It’s some kind of psychological trick, and it played out in brilliant fashion. People were quick to deliver on the roasts about McDonald’s broken ice cream machines. 

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Very Strange And Amusing Posts From North Korea ‘Donimo’s Pizza’

Donimo’s Pizza” in Pyongyang, North Korea is our favorite new Facebook account run by some seriously dedicated trolls who apparently love clams and pineapple on their pizza. Not to be confused with “Domino’s pizza” in the Unite States, of course. We’ll just let you take a look at the account yourselves because it really needs no further explanation – nor can we give any further explanation for that matter.

Donimo’s Pizza” in Pyongyang, North Korea is our favorite new Facebook account run by some seriously dedicated trolls who apparently love clams and pineapple on their pizza. Not to be confused with “Domino’s pizza” in the Unite States, of course. We’ll just let you take a look at the account yourselves because it really needs no further explanation – nor can we give any further explanation for that matter.

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Sixteen Chicken Nugget Memes In Honor Of The Internet’s Favorite Food

It’s no secret that the internet goes insane for chicken nuggets, or as many affectionately refer to them, “chicky nuggies.” We all can recall the days when our moms would give in and get us McDonald’s chicken nuggets for dinner, foregoing cooking a meal with any sort of nutritional value.

It’s no secret that the internet goes insane for chicken nuggets, or as many affectionately refer to them, “chicky nuggies.” We all can recall the days when our moms would give in and get us McDonald’s chicken nuggets for dinner, foregoing cooking a meal with any sort of nutritional value.

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Times Denny’s Tumblr Was Weird AF

We’re not sure who is responsible for the steady stream of bizarre comedy gold from the Denny’s Tumblr account, but all we know is it’s a trip! Outside of that, it sounds like all kinds of chaos are occurring regularly around an otherwise nice looking breakfast establishment. 

We’re not sure who is responsible for the steady stream of bizarre comedy gold from the Denny’s Tumblr account, but all we know is it’s a trip! Outside of that, it sounds like all kinds of chaos are occurring regularly around an otherwise nice looking breakfast establishment. 

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14 Bleak Tweets From ‘Nihilist Arby’s’ That’ll Leave You Feeling Really Weird

Nihilist Arby’s might be our new favorite Twitter account for some good cynical (and very depressing) fun.

Nihilist Arby’s might be our new favorite Twitter account for some good cynical (and very depressing) fun.

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Chill Vegan Explains Silliness Of Lawsuit Against Burger King

Chill vegan/Twitter user @kim_crawley, took it upon herself to break down how silly the lawsuit being made by an angry vegan against Burger King actually is. The angry vegan in question is alleging that Burger King served them a contaminated “Impossible Burger” because they prepare the meal on the same surface as other meat-based meals. 

Chill vegan/Twitter user @kim_crawley, took it upon herself to break down how silly the lawsuit being made by an angry vegan against Burger King actually is. The angry vegan in question is alleging that Burger King served them a contaminated “Impossible Burger” because they prepare the meal on the same surface as other meat-based meals. 

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Kanye’s Cringey Chick-Fil-A Lyric Gets Mocked Like Heck

If you haven’t heard (or understandably just don’t give a crap), Kanye West has started preaching the Gospel in his newest album, Jesus is King. He’s even given up swearing, and has vowed to change his old lyrics to cleaner versions. No, we’re not joking. 

The album hasn’t received the best reviews so far (apart from Donald Trump Jr.’s favorable remarks), but the song “Closed on Sunday” has gotten a fair amount of attention for its mock-worthy lyric, “closed on a Sunday, you’re my Chick-Fil-A” in reference to the fast food chain’s well-known Christian morals

Need we say anymore?

If you haven’t heard (or understandably just don’t give a crap), Kanye West has started preaching the Gospel in his newest album, Jesus is King. He’s even given up swearing, and has vowed to change his old lyrics to cleaner versions. No, we’re not joking. 

The album hasn’t received the best reviews so far (apart from Donald Trump Jr.’s favorable remarks), but the song “Closed on Sunday” has gotten a fair amount of attention for its mock-worthy lyric, “closed on a Sunday, you’re my Chick-Fil-A” in reference to the fast food chain’s well-known Christian morals

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Twitter Reacts To McDonald’s Introducing Its First Plant-Based Burger

Twitter users are reacting to the news that McDonald’s will be introducing their first plant-based burger called the “PLT.” The big catch here that vegans are already pointing out with sizable frustration is that the burgers will still be prepared on the same grill that meat is, which kind of defeats the point. McDonald’s goes and tries to do something for the vegans, and they’re still mad! 

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KFC’s Dating Sim Has Twitter Both Horny & Confused

KFC announced yesterday that they are releasing a dating sim game on Steam and people on Twitter are responding both incredulously and lustfully at the news. The game, called I Love You Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator, is set for a September 24th release, and features Japanese-style animation, as well as an unsettlingly hot depiction of a young Colonel Sanders. 

According to KFC, the game features multiple hours of gameplay, recipes, and a secret ending. Players will be able to choose one of nine characters to attend culinary school with the fried chicken zaddy, in the hopes of becoming his business partner or, uh, lover. We’ll admit that the premise of this game is somewhat disturbing, but we’re both intrigued and weirdly into the animated Sanders. According to these Twitter reactions, we’re definitely not alone. 

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Burger King Flame-Broils Ignorant Twitter User

Burger King beautifully shut down a whiny Twitter user looking to get some clout for complaining about the company’s decision to employ a “special crew.” Let’s just say that people all over the place were siding with Burger King’s awesome decision on this one. And you’ve got to love the roasting of a moron while you’re at it. 

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Dumb Chicken Sandwich Memes To Distract From Any Of Our Nation’s Actual Problems

In case you haven’t heard about the Great Sandwich War of 2019…well, it’s a thing. Because apparently that’s what’s important in people’s lives right now. Not, you know, the fact that the Amazon Rain Forest is burning down, or the political turmoil happening throughout the world. Nope, it’s the chicken sandwiches that matter.

Anyway, have a lovely day and enjoy these memes about fried chicken sandwiches! Or whatever! Who cares!

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Fast Food Memes For The Greasy Fiends (17 Memes)

We all get fast food cravings from time to time – it’s okay to indulge in it. However, we have to give the disclaimer that if you’re trying to eat healthy right now, then these memes aren’t going to help you, so now’s your chance to click out. You’ve been warned!

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‘Chicken Wars’ Are Dividing The Public Over Fast Food

Have you ever seen America this divided over something? Aside from the 2016 presidential elections, we think not. 

Popeyes and Chick-fil-A came out with a new fried chicken sandwich at the same time and it’s created quite the heated debate on Twitter under the hashtag “chicken wars.” Even Twitter troll-master Wendy’s has gotten in on the roasting, which is a surprise to absolutely no one.

It seems that Twitter has already chosen Popeyes as the winner, but of course you’ll have to make the call on your own once you try both!

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Efficiency Win! All The Major Fried Chicken Chains Have Collectively Agreed To Start Selling Fried Pelican Instead Of Chicken Because They Can Just Find Pelicans For Free Outside

Some of the biggest names in fast food just announced a brilliant new plan aimed at maintaining profitability while keeping prices low: All the major fried chicken chains in the U.S. have collectively agreed to start selling fried pelican instead of chicken because they can just find pelicans for free outside.

Genius! They’ll be teaching this in business schools for years to come.

In a joint statement released this morning, a group of more than a dozen prominent fried chicken chains including KFC, Popeyes, Chick-Fil-A, and Zaxby’s, revealed that moving forward, they will be adopting pelican meat as their primary protein, as there are loads of pelicans wandering around in America’s parks and swamplands, totally free for the taking, that can be easily rounded up in U-Hauls and efficiently slaughtered with baseball bats.

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Altogether the move will save the chains billions of dollars a year in wholesale poultry costs, making it a no-brainer from a financial standpoint. And by coordinating a simultaneous transition from chicken to pelican meat across all the major chicken restaurant chains, it will encourage consumers to quickly adapt to the change, as chicken meat will no longer be available to them at a fast food price point.

“We are excited to share that, after years of shouldering the exorbitant costs of raising and processing chickens, America’s fried chicken restaurants are now going 100% pelican,” the statement read. “Pelicans are very slow and stupid, making it incredibly easy to just walk up to them and stuff them in a duffel bag, which is how we will source them for our restaurants now. Pelicans have a lot more meat on them than chickens, meaning we’ll be able to get much more mileage out of every bird, and once they are deep-fried and seasoned, consumers will hardly notice the acrid, oily flavor you get from birds raised on fish- and litter-based diets.”

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“Now, instead of consumers paying $2.50 for a measly chicken breast that earns the restaurant $.06 in profit, consumers can pay $2.50 for a pelican breast the size of a catcher’s mitt that generates over $2 in profit,” the statement continued. “It’s a win-win for everyone.”

The move will likely be welcomed by animal rights groups, who have long criticized the restaurants for their industrial poultry operations but will now be hard-pressed to find any ethical qualms with the sourcing of pelicans, as they are free-range birds that have been raised in the wild and are far too ugly to feel sympathy for. Additionally, having guys catch pelicans in a park is exponentially better for the environment than factory farming, making it a huge win for the planet as well.

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Wow! It’s too bad they didn’t think to do this years ago.

It’s hard to see this as anything but a good thing in virtually every single regard. Kudos to these restaurants for not only coming up with this amazing idea but also uniting together to implement it. We can’t wait to hit up our local chicken chain for an eight-piece bucket of delicious fried pelican!

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