Fail-Filled Pics From People Who Aren’t Having The Best Day

At this point we all feel like sh*t every single day, because 2020 just won’t let up. We would tell you to browse through these pics to make you feel better about your own life, but honestly these things sound way better than what we’re dealing with IRL. So scroll down for some superficial fails and forget about your real-world problems for just a few minutes!

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Metal - "Somebody didn't strap the egg trolleys in properly on the truck. 10,500 eggs broken!"

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Land vehicle - "Model S came in earlier, fell off the delivery truck."

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Toaster oven - BLACK+DECKER Mini

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Land vehicle - CIMINI

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Vehicle door - "Accidentally glued the rear view mirror mounting tab on backwards and then broke the windshield trying to take it back off."

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Stairs - "Someone in Australia was tying their shoe when a Fire Bombing plane had to drop their load due to turbulence."

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Floor - "Flooding from the heavy rain caused the sewer lines to back up.... into my basement. For reference, that's a poker table and two counter height stools in the back. Literal doo doo water." 凶风

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Wood - 00 "The dog snooped into Dad's wallet..."

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Bathroom - "Got up this morning and went to have a shower.."

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Property - "When the wife tries to clean the dishwasher with concentrated washing liquid"

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Food - Ctet

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Bird

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Land vehicle - OKANAGAN

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Fire - Esso P59 112 FIRE WOOD

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Glove - "I accidentally put my leather gloves in the washing machine."

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Supercar - 82

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Floor - This is what defeat looks like

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Motor vehicle

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Skin - "There were mountain lion tracks on my driveway. I live in a wooded community and go out to the bus alone at 6 AM."

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Food - "Grabbed 4 hard-boiled eggs from the fridge this morning on my way to work." Zoloc

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Seafood

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Property

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Footwear - Just got a shipment of my shoes, they are two different types and two different sizes." R omt

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Motor vehicle - MY SHIP CAME IN . AND SANK

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Floor

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Auto part - "Finally got the pictures from my cruise developed."

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Vehicle - подЗЕМНАя ПАРКОВКА 2 ЧАСА БЕСПЛАТНО ДАЛЕЕ 50 РУБ.АС

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Leg - "Got a new printer. The old one didn't go out without a fight." 00

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Fifteen Times Sarcastic Humor Flew Right Over People’s Heads

If you’re ever feeling bad about yourself, just take a stroll through the following posts from people who missed very obvious jokes. We’re pretty sure they’ll boost your self-confidence. Check out /r/woooosh for more cringe material!

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Text - Thave been thinking about this exchange all day. Every seafood restaurant in DC should have a special this week called Squid Pro Quo. t7 572 5.8K 72 Follow Replying to @JenKirkman Actually, the expression is "QUID pro quo," - not “SQUID." It's Latin. 11:13 AM - 26 Sep 2019 5 Retweets 42 Likes t 5 258 42 4:25 PM 9/26/19 Twitter Web Client

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Face - when you realize the statue of mona lisa looks like keith urban Like Page November 2 at 12:11pm- Facebook Mentions e but. Like Comment Share That's not Keith urban tho.. Imao Like Reply · 1 hr It's not the statue if Mona Lisa either. Like · Reply 1 hr Write a reply. The Mona Lisa isn't a statue either Like · Reply O1-38 mins

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People - 4G 11:49 Wear Nerd Approved NA 5 hrs They even have the same haircuts. Remember Eleven & Mike? Here they are now. Feel old yet? 489 36 Comments • 144 Shares O Like Comment A Share No no. mat's Bruce Willis as a boxer in pulp fiction on the right. Not the same movie. Lame. Write a comment...

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Text - Replies Darth Vader • 2 months ago (edited) I like this "Anakin" character... kinda wonder what happens to him 987 目63 Add a public reply... • 2 months ago Darth Vader i think he becomes a pod racer 89 2 months ago are you dumb anakin is darth vader they r the same u noob

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Text - Reacties - 1 week geleden the blonde white girl was my favourite. 648 目34 Voeg een openbare reactie toe... 5 dagen geleden They all are blonde white girls... 24

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Text - 22 minutes and 22 seconds In 2012, German freediver Tom Sietas held his breath underwater for 22 minutes and 22 seconds, besting Dane Stig Severinsen's previous Guinness record by 22 seconds. (Although Guinness still lists Severinsen as the record holder, stating he hyperventilated with oxygen before his attempt for 19 minutes and 30 seconds.) May 9, 2013 The guy who filmed "Finding Nemo" 国 Are you challenging me? [-115 points · 1 hour ago It was 3D animation you dumb fuck

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Grassland - My underground survival base, let me know what you think :) Builds Gaming Wait why is it just grass, I don't see anything underground? Reply 1 -1 ...

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Text - 14:36 4 hrs • I am trying to learn what LGBTQ+ stands for... Unfortunately nobody can give me a straight answer! You and 46 others 19 comments • 2 shares Haha Comment Share I sent you a message on LGBT detail LGETICGP Write a comment...

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Cartoon - same person?? AVATAR SPIR IT NES Reunny.ce Azula 2 Woche(n) Uhh. If u all watched the episode, Aang is in disguise of an old cranky grandpa. So yeah. They are the same person Antworten ... Lnade with mematic

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Text - TEM stem357 • Volgen J WON'T SEE STUDY FINDS PARENTS CAN DO 3 OF THEIR KIDS' MATHS, BUT es STRUGGLE WITH THE OTHER 34 naem eebine 8 and % nice job dude. You are one of them 2d 212 vind-ik-leuks Beantwoorden

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Product - Can someone explain to me how they got all the ice through the small hole Imagine being this stupid 19,419 likes This is the stupidest thing ive seen more

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Product - The manager at our local IKEA is retiring, so I sent him this cake.. wheres the cake

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Text - Awise Arablc poet once sald: بقی يمن دس لمتن دق 1.4K 238 comments • 1.1K shares Libke לן Comment Share speak arabic and that's just gibberish lol

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Photo caption - it's always sad when you see someone eating alone bluecheekinha kg There's two of them.Are you blind?? APPY NEW YEA 2020

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Extreme sport - 47 mins • O Not possible obviously idiot forgot his parachute he died because the May 15 at 9:22 p.m. • O BREAKING NEWS LIVE SKYDIVER WHO FORGOT PARACHUTE CAN DIES OF CORONA VIRUS Like לח O Comment Share

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Rude Choosing Beggar Wants Laptop For Cheap, Gets Called Out

Man, this seller really tried to be reasonable with the choosing beggar at hand, but there’s no reasoning with blind entitlement. The dude also manages to be rude, and then walks his attitude back, and then does it again. Good luck to that person getting anything, with that kind of approach. 

Check out more wild entitlement with these entitled people and their unreasonable demands.

Man, this seller really tried to be reasonable with the choosing beggar at hand, but there’s no reasoning with blind entitlement. The dude also manages to be rude, and then walks his attitude back, and then does it again. Good luck to that person getting anything, with that kind of approach. 

Check out more wild entitlement with these entitled people and their unreasonable demands.

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Text - this is Hey got your number from Aleisha. She mentioned you are selling your laptop. Info plz! Hey man its a Toshiba satellite p55wb. Bought in 2015. Just got gifted a new one so no use for it now. Top condition. $200. I'll throw in the sleeve i purchased for it. As well as a mouse and mousepad. Ahh daamn lucky you. Any chance you can keep the freebies and just let me have the laptop for less?

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Text - Oh man i thought i was already selling at a real good price. Bought it for 1300 so was expecting at least 200 back You just got a laptop gifted to you. Why would you wanna recover a certain amount for your old laptop? Not like you're buying a new one. Sorry i read that back sounded like a dick.

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Text - All good man. How about i make it 160. You can still have the freebies. How about $100 for the laptop. I really need it urgently for assignments and shit. You can keep the rest Sorry can't go that low Dude? Again at the risk of sounding like a prick, i gotta say that i really don't get it. Life gives you a free laptop and $100 on top and you want more??

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Text - This isn't going anywhere. Best you look elsewhere. Jeez man some people are fucking ungrateful. If i was you, id just give away to the first guy that asks for it. And pretending to sweeten the deal with a sleeve and a mousepad. Lmao. I highly doubt you would give anything away. You'd probably want top dollar for it. And whether i got it for free or spent a month's wages on it is no fucking concern of yours.

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Text - Do i take it as a no? What do you think genius? l'll be sure to let Aleisha know about this conversation Already sent her a screenshot. She apologised for giving you my number Hope your new laptop breaks

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The Best Fails Of 2008

 As we continue muddling through an uncertain future full of chaos, it’s fun to look back and remember the world’s most notable fails. Existence goes hand in hand with mistakes, and some fails are bigger than others. In this case, we’re looking at the most memorable fails from 2008. Keep up with the fail compilations as we look back at more years, by following the YouTube channel, over here.

 As we continue muddling through an uncertain future full of chaos, it’s fun to look back and remember the world’s most notable fails. Existence goes hand in hand with mistakes, and some fails are bigger than others. In this case, we’re looking at the most memorable fails from 2008. Keep up with the fail compilations as we look back at more years, by following the YouTube channel, over here.

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X Factor Contestant Throws Epic Tantrum

She doesn’t seem too open minded toward the whole idea of rejection. Man, oh, man. 

She doesn’t seem too open minded toward the whole idea of rejection. Man, oh, man. 

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36 Impressively Lazy ‘Not My Job’ Moments

We’ve got to hand it to these lazy individuals. In the most creative way possible, these craftsmen and construction workers absolutely refused to do someone else’s job. So they found workarounds that, while extremely amusing, may not have made their clients happy. But we’re more than happy to show some appreciation for their efforts.

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Road

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Asphalt

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Road

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Road

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Yellow

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Road - Winner of the "Not My Job" Award ADOT Litchfield Park, AZ 85

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Road - IT'S NOT MY FUCKING JOB

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Pedestrian crossing

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Sidewalk - 16-17 MAI

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Floor - 000 22300300090000.0 000000 000 00 GABLE 0000 000 0000000

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Grass - my jöb here Is done

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Tree - Not my job avward goes to

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Wall

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Asphalt

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Road

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Land vehicle - 4019K

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Land vehicle - R767 8CY

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Plaster - INCHE GKAR SPATANTH BE-ADX

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Asphalt

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Sink

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Lane

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Tree

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Lane

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Sidewalk

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Fence

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Hand - STAND BEHIND THE YELLOW LNE

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Transport

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Tile

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Ceiling

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Clothing

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Toilet - THE W НЕ INNER OF "NOT MY FUCKING JOB"

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Text - CRUSH S-2160, ULINE, 1-800-295-5510 DO NOT DOUBLE STACK

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Clock - 10 12 /1 00 13 2 ITO 14 15 3 16 4. 6 5 17 18

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Sidewalk

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Asphalt

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Tree - Not my job award goes to...

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Nightmarish Moments of Tech Support Gore

Most of us aren’t computer people, but we kind of know that you’re not supposed to drill holes in your mouse or hammer anything into your USB port. You don’t need to be in IT to know that these moments of Tech Support Gore can be pretty difficult to look at. For more proof that people suck with technology, here are ridiculous requests that IT workers received.

Most of us aren’t computer people, but we kind of know that you’re not supposed to drill holes in your mouse or hammer anything into your USB port. You don’t need to be in IT to know that these moments of Tech Support Gore can be pretty difficult to look at. For more proof that people suck with technology, here are ridiculous requests that IT workers received.

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Gadget

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Water

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Computer case

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Smartphone - CAMSUNG

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Asphalt

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Yellow - TRIPP UITE

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Plant - ORTROMICS

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Electronics - CORSA

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Pink

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Tree

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Historic site

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Mouse - logitech

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Laptop - logitech 101

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Windmill

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Box - OP/ThiS SIDE UR NfectecME INFECTIOUS SUBSTANCE

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Display device - Daz

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Technology

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Purple

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Protesters gathered outside of a Lifetime Fitness gym, demanding it be reopened. Ironically, opening Lifetime will probably shorten their lifetime. HI! PLEASE FOLLOW @LAMEBOOK ON INSTAGRAM! THANK YOU!!

Protesters gathered outside of a Lifetime Fitness gym, demanding it be reopened. Ironically, opening Lifetime will probably shorten their lifetime.

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Entitled Lady Wants Lamb For Free

Wow, apparently the other free food being offered was not enough. Nope, this entitled lady needed to have that lamb for free. Just reading through this exchange, one can pick up a feeling of hopelessness when it comes to reasoning with these kinds of people. 

It’s as if they’ve unconsciously devoted their time toward looking for a problem, wherever they can create one in the world. And when they’re met with acts of genuine helpfulness, they skim right over it, to make noise where no noise need be made. Oh well. 

Wow, apparently the other free food being offered was not enough. Nope, this entitled lady needed to have that lamb for free. Just reading through this exchange, one can pick up a feeling of hopelessness when it comes to reasoning with these kinds of people. 

It’s as if they’ve unconsciously devoted their time toward looking for a problem, wherever they can create one in the world. And when they’re met with acts of genuine helpfulness, they skim right over it, to make noise where no noise need be made. Oh well. 

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Text - 08:42 l 90% Vo) LTE2 1 uman.c... 08:00 to me Sent from ProtonMail mobile Hello s l've just got to know that you're the general secretary of Newwave STS NGO. I've put up a request last week about changing the free food menu. No ine likes to eat fish everyday. Also please buy a new blueberry extract sanatizer. The lon sanitizer is just pathetic. My husband doesn't like the smell. ...

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Text - A teth Really sorry for the problem you're facing. Please understand that these are tough times and fish provides almost all sorts of necessary nutrients. If you don't like fish there's a vegetarian option of potato and ladyfinger. Sorry we won't be able to change the menu if our free food menu. Show quoted text

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Text - 08:04 to me There has to be a limit of lying. Just yesterday I saw that a volunteer of your NGO was delivering packed chickens and vegetables to plot no. 19. It's just beside my apartment. Sent from ProtonMail mobile II

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Text - 3 all 2 l 90% | Vo)) 08:42 2 06 A Sorry. They were just delivering goods the old man living in plot 19 ordered. They paid for it. We're just volunteering so that the old and vulnerable don't have to come out and buy stuff. Show quoted text ...

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Text - 08:08 T to me v Oh! Then why can't you deliver something other than fish to me? Sent from ProtonMail mobile Original Message - Show quoted text

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Text - A Ma'am. The pack of fish and rice comes from the NG0 fund. We've limited means. We can't change our menu for one single person. But we're happy to help if you want to get something delivered. Just tell us what do you need and our volunteers will buy it for you. You can pay via Gpay. We'll also santize the product cover. II

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Text - all 2 ll 90% O Vo) 08:43 3 T Why do I need to pay if you're a NGO? My son and husband has been craving for some nice lamb. If you don't deliver lamb by tomorrow morning l'll have to register a complaint against your NGO. You can't charge money and then call it a NGO. Spend some more from the NGO fund. Sent from ProtonMail mobile ... ...

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Text - Jo.17 A Ma'am delivering goods for free is just a special service we're providing during the lockdown. We'll be happy to deliver the lamb for you but you'll have to pay for that. But the free food menu will not change. It will remain the same. Fish, rice, salad and curd. We're really sorry but we can't do better than this with the limited funds we've. Show quoted text

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Text - 08:18 T to Your NGO will be closed by tomorrow and get ready so spend the rest of your life in judicial custody. Sent from ProtonMail mobile II

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Chad The Alpha Asks Man To Break Up With Girlfriend

Oh man, “Chad the Alpha” is on one. This conversation just stinks of delusions. Alpha bro reaches out to another dude and literally asks him to break up with his girlfriend, because he suspects that she’ll be happier with him. Yeah, okay, Chad. 

Oh man, “Chad the Alpha” is on one. This conversation just stinks of delusions. Alpha bro reaches out to another dude and literally asks him to break up with his girlfriend, because he suspects that she’ll be happier with him. Yeah, okay, Chad. 

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Text - Active now 12:47 PM Hey man, can I talk to you about I guess so what about her

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Text - I've been talking with her a lot and we've grown pretty close. I know you're her boyfriend and all but I was gonna politely ask if you could break up with her? I just really feel a connection to her and she would be happy with me That's funny because she told me you were creepy and constantly text her even when she doesn't reply. You need to stop talking to my girlfriend and get tf out of my dms

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Text - LOL You know she's just using that as an excuse because she'd rather tell you that then the truth, which is that she met a nice, charming alpha male You betas are all the same.

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Text - Wtf did you make her block me Tbh I should thank you I didn't even want that ugly whore anyway have fun with her though beta Double tap to like You're insane

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Regrettable Tattoos That Must Be Hard to Have

Do what you want with body art, but we can’t say that these were all intentional. With the wrong artist, wrong idea, or wrong spelling, a regrettable tattoo can become as memorable as it is permanent. If you have a great idea, might as well run it by someone first and make sure the spelling is at least right.

Do what you want with body art, but we can’t say that these were all intentional. With the wrong artist, wrong idea, or wrong spelling, a regrettable tattoo can become as memorable as it is permanent. If you have a great idea, might as well run it by someone first and make sure the spelling is at least right.

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Face - SLONET

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Font - Iwill rerber kgen i fyl

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Finger - FE ARLE SA

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Tattoo - has dads ainge

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Skin - PROME abEEZ

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Tattoo - black Once you go bach you never go AFRICA

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Hand

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Tattoo

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Face

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Face

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Font - Sis get better

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Tattoo - Forever wich. us, MJ HE TOUCHED Se MANY..."

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Tattoo - Never don't give wp

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Face

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Tattoo - L. You're Lif

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Font - REGRET NOHING

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Facial hair

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Skin - A Love Thicker Then Blood

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Font - NO REGERIS

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Font - My mom is my angle argle

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Tattoo - Diarrhea

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Funny Social Media Fails From The World’s Failures

Enjoy this fresh batch of people that tried to do one thing, and met failure in the end. As May chugs along, it’s fun to remind ourselves that nobody is safe from failing at a moment’s notice, and we can find comfort in forgetting about our own fails, by enjoying other people’s. 

Enjoy this fresh batch of people that tried to do one thing, and met failure in the end. As May chugs along, it’s fun to remind ourselves that nobody is safe from failing at a moment’s notice, and we can find comfort in forgetting about our own fails, by enjoying other people’s. 

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Text - owamonange @BoasFrieda My 8 year old daughter just told me to stop taking pictures of her and uploading them without her consent... "those are your friends not mine"

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Text - Today 18:27 hey what u want for the age thing wait no BIRTHDAY YES THE AGE THING YES Delivered

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Thermometer - wastegyal @H3NNYCOK3 Girl I was like wow what type of pregnancy test is this??????? $moothie Queen @PINKMeisha · May 4 I BURNED OVER 900CALORIES JUMPING ROPE !! I'm so proud of myself. 1,548 jumps later 66I challenge you to buy a jump rope today & get jiggy Show this thread w 120 548- T 1437 929c

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Radiology - toxic king @777jorgeivan I asked this chick for a sexy pic and she sent this shit -KAE

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Text - César Albarrán T) @Viscount_Wombat How has your day been? I accidentally emailed this this instead of to a colleague.

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Text - bri @briviciz i still haven't fully recovered from this Sun, Mar 29, 20:25 Checking in on you I hope you been good love you Sun, Mar 29, 22:52 i hope all is well!! i love you too Yesterday 21:59 thinking about you. i hope you're good Today 03:59 Didn't I cheat on you twice? Love yourself Today 10:13 bye Delivered Subject

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Snack - The DaVinci of Sex @PornUniversity *gun to persons head*: think of a slogan for pickles in 5 seconds Serving Se Nutri LE! Natural Sp PICA PICKLES art ame TW P Experience the Taste. 2 GAME #2245 AR BEST BY Freestone Pickle Compay Bangor, MI 17 2021,

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Cartoon - Puddin loves Fabio • v @JoanOfHip I EMAILED MY BIOLOGY TEACHER THIS PIC ACCIDENTALLY HELP

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Text - baylie @glitterbay i am deleting tinder YOU MATCHED WITH SHERRY ON 5/2/20 You look like a young carol baskins

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Text - aquarius @udon_goblin on an unrelated note I will be deleting tinder ull Virgin 14:31 @ 1 14% Charlie YOU MATCHED WITH CHARLIE ON 28/04/2020. i matched to tell you your bio made me ugly laugh Sent Today 14:18 Haha l'm glad! Lucky for you fiveheads are my kink.

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Vehicle door - SÆN-22 @freeze_no My great aunt's petty ass told my mom to come outside for a birthday surprise and didn't even slow down

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Robert Pattinson’s Heinous Microwave Pasta Has Broken The Internet

There’s been a lot of talk about GQ’s recent interview withRobert Pattinson. The piece really highlights the actor’s…eccentricities, from his amusing self-portraits to how he copes with quarantine anxiety. It’s a charming interview and solidifies Pattinson’s likable nature. But the most charming albeit horrifying aspect of the one-on-one? According to Twitter, it’s Pattinson’s shocking attempt at making a “microwave pillow pasta”. 

Allegedly (we can’t tell if he’s trolling), Pattinson has long been seeking a way to make a handheld pasta for fast food. 

“Last year, he says, he had a business idea. What if, he said to himself, “pasta really had the same kind of fast-food credentials as burgers and pizzas? I was trying to figure out how to capitalize in this area of the market, and I was trying to think: How do you make a pasta which you can hold in your hand?“”

Pattinson decided to attempt to make his “Piccolini Cuscino” (little pillow)  prototype for his interviewer, Zach Baron. The ingredients include cornflakes, “any sauce”, 9 pieces of pre-sliced cheese, and lastly, a lighter to achieve a “flambe” effect. And sugar. The heinous “recipe” is now the topic of many a tweet and twitter meme.People are even attempting to recreate the sacrilegious dish. We’re okay with the mystery. But we’ve put together the best reactions right here for you. 

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Text - ahmad @ephwinslow Robert Pattinson attempting to demonstrate his "fast food version" of pasta to a GQ reporter is peak comedy, I think. He puts on latex gloves. He pulls out some sugar and some aluminum foil and makes a bed, a kind of hollowed-out sphere, with the foil. He holds up a box of penne pasta that he had in the house. "All right," Pattinson says. "So obviously, first things first, you gotta mierowave the pasta." he produces the following: One (1) giant, filthy, dust-covered box

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Text - So he now takes hold of the bag that he's brought from the corner store, out of which he produces the following: One (1) giant, filthy, dust-covered box of cornflakes. (“I went to the shop, and they didn't sell breadcrumbs. I'm like, 'Oh, fuck it! I'm just getting cornflakes. That's basically the same shit.'") One (1) incredibly large novelty lighter. (“I always liked the idea of doing a little flambé, like the brand name, with kind of burnt ends at the top.") Nine (9) packs of presliced

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Text - He puts on latex gloves. He pulls out some sugar and some aluminum foil and makes a bed, a kind of hollowed-out sphere, with the foil. He holds up a box of penne pasta that he had in the house. "All right," Pattinson says. “So obviously, first things first, you gotta microwave the pasta." I watch as he pours dry penne into a cereal bowl, covers it with water, and places it in the microwave for eight minutes. He says using penne is already new territory for him. Usually he uses...wel... “D

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Text - "No, no, no, no, it looks like-what would you even call it? It looks like a sort of messy...like, the hair bun on a girl." 99 "I have literally no idea what you're talking about," I say. "There was one type of pasta that worked. It definitely wasn't penne." Nevertheless, penne and water in the microwave for eight minutes. In the meantime, he takes the foil and he begins dumping sugar on top of it. “I found after a lot of experimentation that you really need to congeal everything in an eno

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Text - Then he realizes that he's forgotten the outer layer, which is supposed to be breadcrumbs but today will be crushed-up cornflakes, and so he lifts the pile of cheese and sugar and crumbles some cornflakes onto the aluminum foil before placing the sugar-cheese back on top of it. Then he adds sauce, which is red. The microwave dings, and Pattinson promptly burns himself on the bowl of pasta. He sighs, heavily, looking at it. “No idea if it's cooked or not." He dumps the pasta in anyway. At

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Canidae - G. L. @ginadivittorio Gal Gadot Robert Pattinson & Co. not potentially not knowing group knowing what singing doesn't pasta is help people LILY LU 9:07 PM 5/12/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - G. L. @ginadivittorio Everyone is like, "Omg Robert Pattinson doesn't know how to make pasta," guys Robert Pattinson doesn't know where he is 9:24 PM · 5/12/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Matt Baume @MattBaume The article where Robert Pattinson blows up a microwave while trying to invent a pasta pillow is delightful because it's the first time in months that a confident-yet-bumbling man has been in the news who is not in charge of millions of peoples' lives. 12:20 AM - 5/13/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Tolbitz ironside @Canadian_Orc Replying to @MattBaume pasta pillows have been invented it's called gnocchi. 12:25 AM · 5/13/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Film Updates @FilmUpdates Robert Pattinson has said that he's developing a "fast-food type of pasta" that you can eat "with your hands" and that he's calling it 'Piccolini Cuscino (Little Pillow)'.

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Text - beth mccollO @imteddybless sorry how is it robert pattinson can cook sugar & cheese pasta in the fucking microwave and you lot are still wet hot and spicy for him but when i do it it's "we're getting concerned" and "are you sure you're coping okay" 2:50 PM · 5/12/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Cuisine - THE TWILIGHT SAGA @Twilight Robert Pattinson cooking pasta: sugar daddy wyatt I FORGOT TO PUT THE WATER @BRUHWYZ 1d NO0000000 Show this thread 5:27 PM 5/13/20 Twitter Web App

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Text - tip calculator @_BENJAMINTO all women do is buy huge sword online, read robert pattinson pasta article, listen to fetch the bolt cutters, eat hot chip, and lie 10:13 AM · 5/13/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Anne Thériault @anne_theriault Ok but has anyone figured out what pasta shape Robert Pattinson was talking about? 9:38 PM · 5/12/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Alexandra Erin @AlexandraErin I don't want another Batman movie, I want a movie about Robert Pattinson trying to start his mashed-up microwave pasta pillow empire. 8:20 AM · 5/13/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - sophie @nbcwill in dishonour of robert pattinson's birthday today, i cooked an actual good pasta dish. that man's bad vibes have no power over me 7:40 AM · 5/13/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - fran @TrophyUncle robert pattinson making his Piccolini Cuscino DO YOU THINK A DEPRESSED PERSON COULD MAKE THIS? 4:09 PM 5/12/20 · Twitter Web App

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Community - Kate Halliwell @katehalliwell| robert pattinson making pasta Started making it. Had a breakdown. Bon appetite.

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Text - Scam Likely @mschimkowitz Robert Pattinson's pasta story is textbook celebrity meme-making. Want to go viral? Tell a reporter you that can't do the easiest thing in the world and also that you've reinvented pasta 4:33 PM · 5/13/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - a a de le v in e @soalexgoes pov: you're a bowl of pasta about to go into a microwave 11:12 PM · 5/12/20 Twitter Web App

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Organism - trey taylor O @treytylor behold i made Robert Pattinson's Piccolini Cuscino Translate Tweet 10:21 AM · 5/12/20 · Twitter Web App

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It’s a tale as old as time. Someone wants a thing but says they don’t want it, it gets sold, and their own entitlement convinces them that they’ve been somehow screwed out of a sure thing. For another dumb buyer not understanding what they’re doing and getting mean about it, here’s a delusional buyer in need of a cheap car rejecting a 3K civic.

It’s a tale as old as time. Someone wants a thing but says they don’t want it, it gets sold, and their own entitlement convinces them that they’ve been somehow screwed out of a sure thing. For another dumb buyer not understanding what they’re doing and getting mean about it, here’s a delusional buyer in need of a cheap car rejecting a 3K civic.

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Text - Hi I'm interested in the chairs if available Hello, yes they are. I am here all| day all week, available anytime for pickup if interested. Ok. Is it the whole set with the bench and table also It's just the chairs, I am selling the bench separately for $25 though if you're interested? Ok. I'm looking for black chairs and since these are not the rite color and also the bench isn't included I can offer 80 LMK

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Text - I'm pretty firm on the price, I've already had a half dozen people message me in the last 10 minutes since it's been listed. I'll consider lowering the price after a few days if it doesn't sell. Ok but do you understand with them being the wrong color why I offer lower? I can pay 120 if you include the bench and also deliver LMK please LMK thanks Again, I will consider lowering the price later down the road. I have a lot of interest at full price despite the color. I will let you know.

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Text - But I'm looking for black chairs not the color you have so it's understandable to offer less They aren't what I need. Just like a defective product would be marked down do you understand 3:40 PM I see you read it but not replied. Last chance 80 for all plus delivery take it or leave it. I can come rite now cash in hand Seen by everyone Wow you sold them? I was read to buy them wow

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Text - Hi as I mentioned I had several interested buyers. I'm sorry it didn't work out. I hope you find the right color chair. Good luck. I have to say honestly you did wrong by me. We were in a conversation about a sell and in business when you are in negotiations you don't sell to other people its dishonest and wrong. Now bc you weren't fair I missed out on chairs that I need and. Now Im without chairs for my table bc you went and sold them behind my back!

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Text - I can see when you read and don't respond FB monitors sellers who don't respond quickly to their buyers. It's very rude to just ignore me after what you did. Do you even feel bad leaving me in a tight spot like this? I'll report you as a bad seller for doing this and then ignoring me. Hope it was worth it!

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