Wait – Some Of You Are Getting Engaged?

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Oddly Specific Twitter Troll About Boiled Eggs Is A Flashback From The ’90s

Twitter user Marina Ayano K brought back some serious (and very specific) ’90s nostalgia when she tweeted about that little roller ball-thing found in computer mice that we were all fascinated by as kids. She then proceeded to troll her younger followers by claiming that that little ball was actually made out of the yolk of a hard-boiled egg, and that we had to prepare said yolk in order to use the mouse. Lo and behold, some people actually bought it, and the resulting tweets are priceless.

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Egg - Marina Ayano K @even_kei Kids these days will never know the hardships of each week having to overcook a fresh hardboiled egg yolk for the computer mouse 10:18 AM - 5/21/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Kuma @kumatriii 7h Replying to @even_kei wait was this an actual thing people did?? i can not decipher whether or not this post is ironic holy shit O 15 2730 997

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Text - thats purrfuckt @purrfuckt · 6h Yeah we really had to do this it was super annoying 2711 3 2,062 1

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Text - Delilah Garret @DelilahGarret Replying to @even_kei That was, probably, the biggest hassle of being a gamer back then. You needed a fresh yolk if you really wanted to compete.

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Text - Ell @El1715 Replying to @DelilahGarret and @even_kei This is why I got into keeping chickens

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Text - ** Rachel Konichiwak... · 6h You had to cook it just right as well otherwise you'd have to start over. Hard to perfect it. 3 271 O 401 thats purrfuckt @purrfuckt 6h v Ugh I know those were the worst days. All you wanted to do was play age of the empires but damn that yolk 271 225 1

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Text - Tim Williams @Cowlephant Replying to @even_kei and @codinghorror I got suspended from school once for stealing a bunch of them from the mice. I was just trying to feed myself.

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Text - JinxeeKatt @jinxeekatt Replying to @even_kei Wait I thought the was a meme | but everyone in the comments is confirming it might be true??? All google is turning up are how to make Mickey Mouse eggs 1:57 PM · 5/21/20 · Twitter for iPhone 6 Retweets 96 Likes Madeline (Commission o... · 2h v Replying to @jinxeekatt and @even_kei Dang, even Google's not showing this classic trick? I feel old O 62

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Text - ZoYatic @ZoYatic May 21 Replying to @even_kei Explanation why, please? 14 27 32 2.8K spudpiggy @spudpiggy 12h Old mice used a ball to detect where it was going. If you lost that ball, the mouse could no longer detect your movements. So you'd have to do something like use a hard boiled egg yolk instead. 1 27 2 53

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Text - Lavender is excited for n... 4h v Replying to @even_kei and @Claire_ivalice I legitimately can't tell if this is a meme or serious and my stupidity on the matter is concerning me fksnanandknaaj 92 2712 O 141 Bogan bintAlAustrali @u... ·1h v Of course it's real! Come on if NC Drink one oote, put on enngter rap it's a meme some stupid Karen would've opened her mouth and spoilt the fun by now. You know what, we had to do it and we didn't complain about it either cos there was no other option

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Text - Bottas Heimfe @bottas_h... ·5h Replying to @even_kei and @Ambaaargh are... you serious? that's something people did? man that's nuts. i was too young when computer mouses were like that to ever see one break. it went to laser track as soon as i remember ♡ 14 benito @bichiyall - 3h yes! I remember at computer science in primary school they taught us how to boil them but first you had to get like a permit signed by your parents b/c you'd be dealing with boiling water 93 27 O 61

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Undisturbed Sea Turtles Lay 60 Million Eggs

Another uplifting story to come from this lock-down mess. As scary as times might be, there’s still some beauty in this world and that beauty comes in the form of mother nature, reclaiming back her world. 

We’ve seen less air pollution, deers chilling in the streets of Japan, clear waters that brought back the return of certain sea life. And now, with Eastern India under lock-down, sea turtles who are famously vunerable and threatened by humans and our pollution, were left completely undisturbed to lay an estimate of 60 million eggs. 

That means hundreds of thousands olive tortoises reached the shore of Rushikulya beach and comfortably made their nests. 

So next time you’re feeling down about the certain situation, remember these tortoises who were able to nest in complete tranquility this year. It might bring some sort of peace. 

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Another uplifting story to come from this lock-down mess. As scary as times might be, there’s still some beauty in this world and that beauty comes in the form of mother nature, reclaiming back her world. 

We’ve seen less air pollution, deers chilling in the streets of Japan, clear waters that brought back the return of certain sea life. And now, with Eastern India under lock-down, sea turtles who are famously vunerable and threatened by humans and our pollution, were left completely undisturbed to lay an estimate of 60 million eggs. 

That means hundreds of thousands olive tortoises reached the shore of Rushikulya beach and comfortably made their nests. 

So next time you’re feeling down about the certain situation, remember these tortoises who were able to nest in complete tranquility this year. It might bring some sort of peace. 

 Story via Fun-Owl

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Woman Becomes ‘Wildlife Nanny’ After Turtle Lays Eggs And Bails (A Thread)

She didn’t choose the wildlife nanny life, it chose her. 

Tumblr user ruby-white-rabbit shared that unexpectedly, an expecting turtle, has laid eggs in her yard. 

She is in no way prepared to be a mother, and knows nothing about reptiles. But it was decided long before that she would be the chosen one to deliver these turtles. 

She didn’t choose the wildlife nanny life, it chose her. 

Tumblr user ruby-white-rabbit shared that unexpectedly, an expecting turtle, has laid eggs in her yard. 

She is in no way prepared to be a mother, and knows nothing about reptiles. But it was decided long before that she would be the chosen one to deliver these turtles. 

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‘What, You Egg?’ Memes Roast High School English Teachers

Ah, high school. Back when we’d sit in AP English class and listen to the teacher go on about the supposed symbolism in classic works of literature for what felt like hours. Lo and behold, it’s entirely possible that some writers just want to write a damn sentence that doesn’t contain some sort of brilliant imagery.

All the way back in 2013, a Tumblr user pointed out the line “What, you egg?” in Shakespeare‘s MacBeth. Was Shakespeare trying to convey some sort of secret meaning here? It’s possible, but it’s more likely he just wanted to throw in a silly insult.

Ah, high school. Back when we’d sit in AP English class and listen to the teacher go on about the supposed symbolism in classic works of literature for what felt like hours. Lo and behold, it’s entirely possible that some writers just want to write a damn sentence that doesn’t contain some sort of brilliant imagery.

All the way back in 2013, a Tumblr user pointed out the line “What, you egg?” in Shakespeare‘s MacBeth. Was Shakespeare trying to convey some sort of secret meaning here? It’s possible, but it’s more likely he just wanted to throw in a silly insult.

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Cursed Food Images That’ll Destroy Your Appetite (40 Disturbing Photos)

If you’re trying to diet but lack self-control, these cursed images may be what you need to suppress your naughtiest cravings. From judicious applications of milk to revolting schmears of toothpaste, these photos are almost guaranteed to make your tummy feel funny – and might help to save your ass from diabetes. You’re welcome.c

If you’re trying to diet but lack self-control, these cursed images may be what you need to suppress your naughtiest cravings. From judicious applications of milk to revolting schmears of toothpaste, these photos are almost guaranteed to make your tummy feel funny – and might help to save your ass from diabetes. You’re welcome.c

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Tumblr Thread Tries To Show Vegans A Way They Could Eat Eggs And Honey

Tumblr user, despazito, couldn’t wrap their head around vegan eating preferences and asked, “Vegans who refuse to even eat backyard eggs….why” 

The user tried pointing out eating eggs and honey might be not at all that unethical.

What are your thoughts?

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