Nineteen Ancient History Memes For The Inquisitive

If you like history but the 20th century isn’t really your jam, then we think you’ll like these memes from antiquity. Whether it’s ancient Rome or Greece that tickles your fancy, we’re pretty sure you’ll find them amusing!

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Text - Please don't drink alcohol Just don't consume too much of it MY BLOOD IS FUCKING WINE Hold on a fuck- ing second

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Face - Athens, is Democracy Depends on the context good? In our perfect city? Yes. In the Delian League? No.

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Facial expression - Athenian politicians when Greek playwrights mock them: I'm sorry, is this some sort of peasant joke that l'm too rich to understand?

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Mammal - BUDDY YOU BROUGHT A HAMMER TO A SWORD FIGHT? FUCKING CRIN- imgflip.com

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Photo caption - THE TROJAN WAR: PARIS HELEN You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen. imgflip.com

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Photo caption - Senators: History is about to be made! Caesar: Where?! SPOR Brutus: Right behind you

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Text - When you need to quickly count Persians before you dip on the Adrestia 248 +208 4416

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Cartoon - YOU GUYS ALWAYS ACT LIKE YOUR BETTER MARINERS THAN ME EGYPT Global CARTHAGE PHOENICIA GREECE imgflip.com

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Helmet - Byzantium Persia Visigoths Islam

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Landmark - My Favorite Greek Ruins Their Economy

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Illustration - Caesar: Look I know you want those lands I promised, but we're going on campaign again. Veterans:

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Text - When you're a Jew and it's literally any point in world history 1 N un I NE I II Em E 11111 CURRENT OBJECTIVE: SURVIVE

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Line - Nobody: The average Byzantine when feeing mildy threatened: That's it! You just lost your eye , privileges!

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Text - WiFi: *Drops down by 1 bar* Youtube video quality: SPQR

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Hair - fuckyeahmoviequotes Ptolemy Don't you want to open your present? Carlton is still lowest! AYNE'S Caesar If it's a severed head, l'll be very upset.

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Text - When you're a healthy young man and Augustus names you as his successor guess l'll die

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Tire - Trojans: The Greeks suck, they lost and even gave us this cool horse Greeks:

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Human anatomy - WHO WOULD WIN? An extremely powerful demigod One tendy boi 6604

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Motor vehicle - When there's a narrow death pass and you walk round it "Sometimes my genius is.. it's almost frightening"

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Irritating Times Students Encountered Toxic Nonsense

This Twitter thread serves as a collection of times that students encountered challenges, adversity, from teachers or classmates. If anything, it can serve as a valuable reminder to stay true to yourself, and not let any of the haters get ya down. There will always be someone around ready to crack the next joke or laugh at your expense. Who cares? 

This Twitter thread serves as a collection of times that students encountered challenges, adversity, from teachers or classmates. If anything, it can serve as a valuable reminder to stay true to yourself, and not let any of the haters get ya down. There will always be someone around ready to crack the next joke or laugh at your expense. Who cares? 

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Text - Justin Boldaji @justinboldaji I became radicalized when I was in 4th grade & I took a science test & studied hard for it & ended up completely acing it but when I was done with the test I was bored & drew monsters in the margins of the paper & my teacher gave me a 90 out of 100 because of the monsters

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Text - bloop. @hibanako Replying to @justinboldaji i had a 7th grade english teach who told me to turn in an assignment i had already turned in and i told her and she literally yelled at me that i didnt and told me if i did to find it then and it was like the 10th one

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Text - (goth) Kassa @kassaotaku Replying to @justinboldaji My Spanish teacher in 10th grade, made us do 12 questions of a test in a 1-20 question Scantron then made us do the other part of the test on another Scantron but starting at 13, then made us do another 15Q in a bigger one, Then take everything and put it in a single Scantron

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Text - ダークソール @DarkSoul4242 Replying to @justinboldaji (English as a second language) I got once sent to the principal's office for talking back when my English teacher said "I am been" or "I will can" pointed out it was "I have been" and "be able to", she got hysteric and straight-up gave me Os for the whole year, dividing my grades

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Text - Sparrow/Liz : liminal nest @UntoNuggan Replying to @justinboldaji Context: My mom is from the UK, my dad from the US, I grew up in the US with children's books from both countries In kindergarten I kept getting marked wrong for writing "colour" and I was so upset, especially because I didn't realize there were US/UK spelling differences

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Text - rae bae @epicgringa Replying to @justinboldaji sophomore year in HS i had to write a ~persuasive essay and i didnt use the cookie cutter outline bullshit everyone used to write the paper and my teacher used my essay as an example to the class on what not to do.

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Text - Satan's Craft Room @CraftSatan Replying to @justinboldaji My HS vice principal interrupted my history class to share his personal story of going to UC Berkeley and being a Navy Seal. I cont to read the text. He pushed the book to the ground. Few years later he was on the news for faking credentials and lying about being in the military.

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Text - hrwinter @hrwinter Replying to @justinboldaji A professor gave me a failing 66 for a midterm. There were no red marks. When I went to his office hours to ask, he said it was because I only used answers from the book and not statements from his (incorrect) lectures. I'd somehow failed by not quoting him directly.

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Text - My Dog Eats Sticks @chetsbabe Replying to @ubersle and @justinboldaji I had an English teacher in 10th grade yell at me in class on our first research paper saying, "You can't write one sentence paragraphs." I now get paid to do so. Suck it Mr. Kidwell.

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Text - * marissa * @mxrivel Replying to @joshcurwin and @justinboldaji elementary school teachers are so annoying- they're teaching you basic things like writing but they will not let you do anything slightly different from what they do :/ when i was younger i wrote left handed but the teacher told me that was wrong and now i'm right handed

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Text - Karlie Marks @KarlieMarks Replying to @justinboldaji and @_aurely my senior thesis had a point knocked off for using the word "wed" instead of "married" even though wed fit the sentence structure better than married. also teach said she "didn't believe in perfect papers" and was really just looking for a place to dock my grade.

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Text - Leah @ubersle Replying to @justinboldaji In 4th grade, I answered the quiz question, "What do you call an animal that eats only plants?" as herbivore. My teacher marked it wrong and said it was 'vegetarian. I'd have taken that to the Supreme Court such was my wrath.

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Text - "Shine bright, circus man' @ChancellorSRA Replying to @ubersle and @justinboldaji I had a similar thing in 4th grade. Question: what do a plant's roots do? 9 yo Me: suck up water and nutrients Teacher: WRONG. They hold the plant in the ground. My mom, looking at the test answers: I... think your teacher might hate you.

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Text - Gillian Smith is LOCKED IN @thishere_nomad Replying to @justinboldaji My 4th grade science teacher had us make sun-cookers and my scientist parents looked at the directions and tossed them out the window for being wrong. My sun-cooker was one of two that actually worked and both of us got D's for not following directions.

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Text - Josh @joshcurwin Replying to @justinboldaji In second grade I took a math test, and instead of the normal 7, I wrote the kind that has the small horizontal line intersecting the vertical, cause l'd seen it in a book and liked it. The teacher marked each answer with such a 7 as wrong. 1.

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Text - JOI Biden 3030 @imacopyouidiot9 Replying to @justinboldaji My 1st grade teacher was teaching us math and I solved all the problems in the workbook when she was talking. She told me that "it was homework" and made me erase all my answers.

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Text - Mike Provencher @RevilFox Replying to @justinboldaji My 6th grade Home Room teacher had a deal where if you do all of your homework for 14 straight days, for every class, and get it signed off by every teacher, she would buy you McDonald's for lunch. I did it, and when I showed her she said, "Yeah, this deal isn't for you."

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Text - Brooke Zoom School of Law class of 2020 @Yarsian Replying to @justinboldaji I went to school where some teachers checked our notebooks. Like if we didn't have the notes exactly how they wanted them it would hurt your grade. Doodles were right out. So was understanding things differently. They also controlled what color folder went with what class.

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Text - an anthropomorphic guillotine, hungry and waiting @Queen_Antifa Replying to @justinboldaji I knew how negative numbers worked in first grade, and instead of writing 0 when we subtracted a large number from a smaller one, I wrote the correct answer. The teacher marked these as wrong and told me not to get ahead of first grade.

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Text - RogerStonePrisonbound! @TamarSmith3 Replying to @Damaia and @justinboldaji In 4th grade read Agatha Christie books under the table. My teacher would punish me for it. I was nine years old and reading adult books! Years later I thought how limited my teacher was for not recognizing what an advanced reader I was and encouraging it.

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History Memes For Those Who Like A Side Of Knowledge With Their Entertainment

We know, we know – we’re a little history meme-obsessed. But we can’t help it, we like a little dose of education in our memes. Is that such a crime? We think not.

Scroll down for the memes, and if these in particular aren’t really your jam, check out some ancient history content instead!

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People - Coordinate a well-planned siege,effectively starving Vienna to the brink of collapse Use sappers to bring down the decrepit city walls with the ensuing rubble creating a path to march directly into the city Then the Ninged Husas arive THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVE

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Head - Common opinion : The USA ruined the Middle-East Britain and France :

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Face - *Nuremberg Trials "Germany committed all the war crimes" Japan:

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Text - *gets shot before speech* *assesses wound* *does speech anyway* (big stick intensifies) Mustachejudo

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Vehicle - GERMANY BRITAIN AMERICA RUSSIA

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Cap - when you invade tiny Finland as a sign of dominance, and they actually fight back

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Soldier - A brave french soldier sneaking up on unsuspecting German infantry (1917 Original)

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History - Romulus: What should we name this great city? Remus: Reme. Romulus: *sharpening spear* I have a better idea.

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Coca-cola - Rs Coca- Shooting a guy outside a sandwich shop. Europe in 1914

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Manila galleon - usa: france help me france: can't im broke usa: it's against the british france:

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Cartoon - Germany suffers hyperinflation (1923, Colorized) . a Sitle Golden Book. 111-65 BUGS BUNNY'S" CARROT MACHINE BUGS BUNNY Too Many Carrots

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Facial expression - Galileo: The Earth revolves around the Sun The Church: WHERE THE BEEF Well, new ideas are fine, but they're also illegal

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Sky - Persian Empire You can't defeat me. Greek Poleis I know, but he can.

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Dog - STOP Humans are complicated. They do things dogs can't understand. HE BEST MOIE LINES Like ATTACKING RUSSIA IN WINTER

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Veterans day - The louisiana purchase i 05 I'm gonna pay you $100 to fuck off.

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Product - When France and Germany go to war EMERGENCY EXIT (chuckles) I'm in danger.

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Cartoon - Getting overthrown by hls own people who got Inspired by the American revolution Louis XVI Helping the Americans overthrow an absolute monarchy

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People - List of territories conquered by the Romans [ edit ] This list is incomplete; you can help by expanding it. you can help by expanding it.

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Helicopter - US Military: *Slaps roof of Huey* : This bad boy can fit so much "Fortunate Son" in it.

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AskReddit Thread: False Things That School Taught Us

Someone on AskReddit got a fun and enlightening thread going about the various things that school taught us, that we later learned were false. Better to learn that those tidbits of “knowledge” were false, late than never at all. 

Check out another recent AskReddit thread that we ran, which focused on the most awkward questions students asked in sex ed.

Someone on AskReddit got a fun and enlightening thread going about the various things that school taught us, that we later learned were false. Better to learn that those tidbits of “knowledge” were false, late than never at all. 

Check out another recent AskReddit thread that we ran, which focused on the most awkward questions students asked in sex ed.

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Text - PM_Me_Nudes_2_Review • 19h That we had a "permanent record"

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Text - michaeltheantisocial • 20h College professors would be more strict

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Text - ABronawithCorona • 19h The body cannot produce new nerve/brain cells. Turns out neurogenesis is a very real phenomenon. Btw: I was taught that the body cannot make new nervous cells this year in my senior Human Anatomy class, long after neurogenesis was discovered.

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Text - qwatschel69 • 19h You will need this for the rest of your life

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Text - "These are the best years of your life"

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Text - Notmykl • 19h Hawai'ians wanted to be a territory so they could join the US and become a state and were overjoyed when they achieved statehood.

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Text - jonahvsthewhale • 19h That grades in elementary and middle school actually matter. I had a 45 in my 5th grade history class at one point, and I LOVED history. I just didn't like having to memorize the preamble to the constitution and other pointless things my school made us do. I now read and study history on my own and know far more history than the average person

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White - Rustyy60 • 19h Teachers aren't biased

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Text - HumanoidRobot • 20h You can rely on authority figures to resolve your interpersonal conflicts.

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Text - AskAboutMyCoffee • 20h That I can be whatever I want when I grow up :( I'm still not a fire truck.

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Text - JaWiCa • 19h There are more people alive on earth than have ever died.

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Text - frequentstreaker • 19h You won't get anywhere in life without learning how to write in cursive

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Text - Cahpoewn • 20h That blood is actually blue

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Text - TurkeyBLTSandwich • 19h Two things: 1. Keep these papers they're important don't lose them (I ended up hoarding papers all the way from 1st grade to senior year of high school) 2. If you ever get a C or into a fight or cheat you'll never go to College and you'll be blacklisted from applying or attending any of them. I didnt really think of the impact these things had on me and suffice to say I feel like I'm worse off for it.

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Text - llcucf80 • 19h Nutrition. When I started elementary school it was the four food groups, by high school it was the food pyramid, and by college it turned into myplate. You can't ever keep up and it constantly changed, so who knows what'll turn into next.

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Text - hypo-osmotic • 19h The provinces and territories of Canada (I'm in the United States). We had to memorize them in middle school in the mid-00's, but our teacher didn't update any political border changes that happened after the fall of the Soviet Union, so I didn't know Nunavut exists until I happened to look at a map of Canada as an adult

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Text - TKinfinity • 16h "You will be using Cursive writing more than printing when your older' The only thing I use it for is my Signature. Other than that it's useless.

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Roundup Of History Memes To Pump Your Brain Full Of Knowledge

Do you love memes? Do you love learnin’ stuff? Well, we’re willing to bet the answer is yes to at least one of those things. So even if school isn’t your jam, we’re pretty sure you’ll still find these memes amusing! Click here if you’d like some more historical comedy via eBaum’s World!

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Facial hair - The French Army Russian Winter peps @apush_it_real_good

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Arm - Mussolini The worlds respect for Italian military

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Cartoon - *Germany launches a massive offensive through the Ardennes and surrounds the vital crossroads town of Bastogne* The 101st Airborne Division defending Bastogne outnumbered with no winter gear, no heavy artillery, no tanks and no air support: I didn't hear no bell!

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Text - MEDIEVAL MONARCHS WHEN THEY HEAR THERE ARE COUNTRIES WITH OTHER RELIGIONS hot_historymeme We can'texpect God to do all the work.

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Text - Benjamin Franklin designed one of the first U.S. coins... MIND YOUR BUS NESS Instead of saying "In God We Trust," it said "Mind Your Business." AMERICAN ASFUCK 787

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Font - We're just paratroopers, sir. We're meant to be surrounded. Not to me

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Cartoon - Chad Theodor Rossevelt Virgin Anime Girl Is a war veteran X Is an martial art expert X Has won a noble prize X Has been shot and (X) not only survived but mocked their amature assassin Cares about nature X imgflip.com

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T-shirt - SCHOOL KILLS ARTISTS Sourds (ike AN EXCUSE TOINVADE POLAND BUT OK

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Text - WHO WOULD WIN? The Imperial Japanese Navy Center Force with four battleships (including Yamato), six heavy cruisers, two light cruisers, and eleven destroyers Some little tin bois

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Cartoon - + NO00O! Your peasants can't just kill our rich nobles destined by God Haha longbow go pew pew

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Outerwear - Germany: *asks Sweden if they can pass through to invade the other Scandinavian countries* Sweden: Scandinavia Scandinavia

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Dog - When you find out British people had to pay HIGHER taxes than colonists made with mematic

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Cartoon - NIck NEUE SOLGK NicK X=x_ Now it's time to introduce you to my predecessors Louis NICK EUE NICK NEUE EX Louis Louis NICK NEUE NICK NEUE Louis And Louis NICK NEUR NICK And let me guess.. Your name is.. Correct! Charles.

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Photo caption - When they arrest you for cannibalism during the Great Chinese famine What are the charges? Enjoying a succulent Chinese meal? Bear InThe Corner

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Rich College Student Trying To Find Shabbiest Angle In Parents’ Penthouse To Zoom Into Class From

SAN FRANCISCO—Searching the expansive property for a location that wouldn’t be too ostentatious, college student Maria Visone was attempting to find the shabbiest angle in her parents’ penthouse to Zoom into class from, sources confirmed Thursday. “Maybe I can kind of just point it against this corner and no one will…

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SAN FRANCISCO—Searching the expansive property for a location that wouldn’t be too ostentatious, college student Maria Visone was attempting to find the shabbiest angle in her parents’ penthouse to Zoom into class from, sources confirmed Thursday. “Maybe I can kind of just point it against this corner and no one will…

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Eighteen Ancient History Memes For Antiquity Nerds

History memes tend to be dominated by content from the Cold War era. Don’t get us wrong, we do love those, but sometimes we need to mix it up a bit. As is such, we present you with this batch of ancient history memes that we think you’re gonna like!

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Vegetation - WHO WOULD WIN? poseidon's spring athena's olive tree - salty - provides food, oil and wood undrinkable

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Text - "So you guys fought the Persians? How many soldiers did they have?" Greek historians: 248 +208 4416

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Cartoon - How To Distract An Egyptian God

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Text - necromanceher I've come to inform you all the Ancient Greeks spelled Thoth, the Egyptian deity, as Owe zaku-too hey, thanks! now die mornington-the-crescent Thoth was the god of knowledge. So it wouldn't be inappropriate to ask, " Owe , what's this?" %3D lord-kitschener mmmmm don't like this post

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Metal - WHEN YOU'RE STUCK IN THE BACK SEAT MIDDLE AND YOUR SIBLINGS"AREN'T TOUCHING" YOU.

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History - the dance floor usually @neighborhoodguymemes the dance floor when cha cha slide comes on

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Text - Κλέων @Cleon If you come out of this quarantine without either: 1.) Crushing the Mytilenean revolt on Lesbos and calling for the murder of the entire citizen body 2.) Defeating the Spartan hoplites trapped on Sphacteria and establishing an Athenian bridgehead at Pylos 3.) Reassessing the amount of tribute paid by 'allies' to the Athenian treasury, nearly trippling state funds You didn't ever lack the time, you lacked the discipline 10:38 AM · Apr 2, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - SparkNotes @SparkNotes Penelope: I'll marry one of you when I'm finished weaving this shroud. The suitors every day for the next three years: SO THIS WEEK PROBABLY? ALT

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Poster - Hannibal descending the Alps with a bunch of elephants Romans who didn't know what elephants were

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Rock - Museum Archive @Museum_archive More than 20 sealed coffins discovered near Luxor Egypt Andy Obuoforibo @andyRoidO PUT THAT SHIT BACK! THIS IS NOT THE YEAR!

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Text - SparkNotes @SparkNotes GIRLS DON'T WANT BOYFRIENDS GIRLS WANT SOMEONE TO SLAY THE MINOTAUR AT THE HEART OF THE LABYRINTH WITH THE SWORDC OF AEGEUS 12:26 PM 22 Jul 19 Twitter Web App 2,860 Retweets 14.4K Likes SparkNotes @SparkNotes 23 Jul 19 If you want to a) slay the Minotaur yourself or b) date the Minotaur, you are valid. 18 27 482 3,631

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Adventure game - Seine The Alps HAnibal Crossing Welcome to R. Ticino (218) Po river R. Trebia (218) NL. Trasimene a 217) Tibe sdIV

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Human - Me explaining the Trojan War to my friends: THE ILIAD ww.. .... ROBERT FAGLER Historically Lit Memes

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Facial expression - WHO'S THIS? ANUBIS, CHEF! IT'S BLOODY RA!

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Text - philoctetes: Area Man Unsure If He's Male-Bonding Or Being Bullied the bacchae: Right Guy To Fuck With Identified agamemnon: Looking To Spice Up Your Marriage? Try Committing A Murder Together the eumenides: Hero Lawyer Uses Technicality To Free Guilty Man ajax: When I Die, I’m Going To Haunt The Fuck Out Of You People prometheus bound: Take-Charge, Can- Do Guy Makes Horrible Decisions

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Text - Athens: Democracy is great because it allows people to have a say in the government. Socrates: Okay I'm going to use my say to criticize the government. Athens: Listen here, you little shit

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Cartoon - Ancient Greek mythology according to modern TV shows

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Text - Imagine how the Minotaur would have turned out if he had received love as a child... Look at how innocent he is and how angry she is!!

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Twitter Thread: English Teacher Meets Foreign Student With Understanding

This wholesome Twitter thread from @AskAKorean, includes a story about their experience with taking a quiz in an American classroom shortly after immigrating. Naturally, the quiz was confusing in the whole new language presented. But, the teacher met the student’s confusion with kindness and understanding. That understanding ultimately propelled the student forward with excitement and passion. A little push can go a long way. 

This wholesome Twitter thread from @AskAKorean, includes a story about their experience with taking a quiz in an American classroom shortly after immigrating. Naturally, the quiz was confusing in the whole new language presented. But, the teacher met the student’s confusion with kindness and understanding. That understanding ultimately propelled the student forward with excitement and passion. A little push can go a long way. 

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Text - T.K. of AAK! @AskAKorean · 2d Remember: nearly all Americans came from somewhere else. More ITS SPRING! Americans are coming from abroad as we speak. So if you're born and raised in America, I hope you would be kind and patient with the new arrivals. I hope you would be the Ms. Gallagher to someone else. /end

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Fifteen Grammar Memes For Pompous Intellectuals

A good, solid knowledge of grammar is important for anyone who wants to get their point across in an intelligent manner. But we all know those grammar snobs who just love to use the good old ad hominem fallacy – that is, attacking a grammatical mistake that is completely irrelevant to the argument at hand. 

Click here if you’re in the mood to feel even more irritated with the English language!

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Cartoon - The boys and I learning proper usage of pronouns in school.

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Text - Hank Smith @hankrsmith I'm giving up sweets for the entire month. Hank Smith @hankrsmith Oh sorry, I forgot the period. I'm giving up. Sweets for the entire month.

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Text - Do you like anyone? yeah, you Um, I have a bf yeah, you?* Delivered Ohh haha RESTORATION 100

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Font - Ано How does the the human brain ignore the second "the"?

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Text - habibs @thebabainarabic The language proficiency level: making native speaker mistakes on purpose and feeling no shame bout it

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Facial expression - Teacher : can you tell me two pronouns? Me : Who? Me? Teacher : correct! Very good.

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Text - ( Messages (1) Mother Details Your failing English You're Imay be an idiot...but im not stupid.

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Blackboard - When you upload a meme with the correct spelling and punctuation: mri mirpi GMm L-mrp- const EIntelligence dt= MIE-GMan , conet - const de- GMa 2mp GMm Feamet Ikn zmr 2-1

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Font - Your welcome mat. Thank you. oda MATT WELCOME You're welcome, Matt. MATT W ELCOME @button

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Face - Types of Headaches Migraine Hypertension irregular verbs Stress

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Food - Here's my first attempt at synonym rolls @BrazilFlair Just like grammar used to make

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Cartoon - Auto correct when it sees a misspelt word: Auto correct when is sees a perfectly spelt word

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Organism - e github io/brains I can't cannot I can't can I am unable to can I am unable to able to can

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Cartoon - Norse German oll English Latin French What the hell is this? Greek

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Cartoon - KILLER BROS CO. Affect Effect

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Quick Tumblr Thread Appreciates Different Perspectives

This brief and wholesome Tumblr thread takes a moment to appreciate the different perspectives of human beings that are deaf or blind. It’s quite endearing. Especially that hilarious moment that the professor realized the student could see, and might want the light on for a test. 

This brief and wholesome Tumblr thread takes a moment to appreciate the different perspectives of human beings that are deaf or blind. It’s quite endearing. Especially that hilarious moment that the professor realized the student could see, and might want the light on for a test. 

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AskReddit Thread: Funniest Things People Saw At School

People are describing the most absurd and hilarious things that they witnessed while at school. Many of us might be able to recall those times that absolute ridiculous chaos broke out in the classroom. Kids get bored enough and they’re bound to do some silly stuff. 

People are describing the most absurd and hilarious things that they witnessed while at school. Many of us might be able to recall those times that absolute ridiculous chaos broke out in the classroom. Kids get bored enough and they’re bound to do some silly stuff. 

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Text - lil_zagawy 18h A kid in my class tried throwing a glue stick up in the air and swiping at it to catch it but instead launched it and it hit the teacher

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Text - Mister_Khim • 19h In middle school I saw a girl run into a pole cause she wasn't looking. She screamed then kicked the pole and screamed again. 10/10

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Text - Legend_of_Utopia • 17h Our gym teacher telling us how to dribble and shoot and she missed every shot she took and double dribbled every time

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Text - sniffleprickles • 18h 1 Award A couple guys I went to high school with came in one day wearing spider Man and venom costumes under their clothes. During lunch they shed their regular clothes and fought.

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Text - Princessm3m3s • 18h When I was in third grade, the principal said that we are gonna host a crown party because of a recent event. So In the next 2 days we were all dressed royal n stuff but then you see the class next to me they misheard crown for clown and LEMME TELL YOU. These kids looked so funny. I kinda felt bad because they might've been embarrassed. But hey, what else can I do?

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Text - Acidic_White_Girl • 18h Once, in fifth grade, we had a lockdown drilI, and this kid hopped up onto the lockers. Above the lockers, there were windows that looked into the classroom. He looked through, and in a really strange voice, yelled "I seeeee youuu".

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Text - Kastillex • 18h A teacher (M around 35) walked into a class dressed up as Marge Simpson for Halloween.

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Text - Soullessly_Wandering • 19h I mean... someone went to the breakfast line from the exit, took a piece of bread then booked it out of the cafeteria with 2 security people following them.

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Text - Habfier25 • 15h My friend asked to go to the bathroom, and the teacher responded with "I don't know, can you?" And he said, "I don't know, can you settle the divorce your in?" (By the way, he couldn't settle it)

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Text - th3_warth0g • 18h It was my senior year of football. Before practice, some players were on specialty teams meanwhile the linemen were bored on the side line. We had this one lineman/backer who transferred from one of our rival schools and was arrogant af. He wasn't that bad but he really pissed some of us off. He was called over to the specialty teams practice. My buddy wanted to practice his punt because we had nothing better to do. He picked up a ball, dropped with ease and a strong ass

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Text - idklilb • 15h Freshman year, there was a vegetarian kid who sat at my lunch table. One day for lunch, he wanted to eat but just wanted his lunch without the meat (which they could've easily done for him). The lunch lady refused to do it, so he jumped over the counter, got it himself, jumped back over and slammed his money down by the register before walking out of the cafeteria.

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Text - fell-deeds-awake • 17h Freshman year, (honors) world history. Watching some documentary about Napoleon, one of those that has reenactment scenes included. Guy asked the teacher, with a totally straight face, if it was actual footage.

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Text - swagerito • 18h In high school some students had made a meme account that was just about the school, making fun of teachers etc. so one day it was gonna snow real hard and the school didnt want to let us go home before it was gonna snow so one of the students announced on the meme page we were gonna protest that and like 200 people ended up throwing moshpits in the small ass halway next to the principles office, and it worked! best day of my life.

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Text - Incognonymous212 • 15h first day of the new school year couple of years ago we walk into our social studies class and saw our new teacher. she was probs in her mid twenties, incredibly hot, hands down hottest teacher in my schools history. she introduces herself, and then leaves to go to the bathroom. as she is walking out the door, one kid, who didn't see that she wasn't out of earshot, yelled: "SHES SO HOT OH MY GOD!"

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Text - CatoTheWeen19 • 16h I think about this often... Freshman year of high school we had a substitute teacher for math who was super old. He was everyone's favorite because he would fall asleep more often than not. The class clown, Jezreel, was in my class, first hour algebra I. He decided it was the perfect time to start jumping on top of the desks and hissing at everyone. He then proceeded to dive out the open window from the desk and got stuck but managed an escape. What a memory.

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Text - godthe4th • 15h Year 6, my friend didn't want his pizza and wanted to throw it out, than another friend tells him not to, then decides to throw the pizza onto the street to feed the birds who we were having dumb conversations with. After the birds were gone, a Ute drove by and ran over the pizza, sending it 4 feet into the air and it made a beautiful sound. It was so hilarious at the time. 11/10

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Text - Alieneater • 14h One time in 9th or 10th grade I had a big bag full of nickels, dimes and quarters. I threw it all by the handful down the stairs over a horde of kids while everyone was running around between classes. Total mayhem ensued. You'd have thought those were hundred dollar bills the way people were scrambling.

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Most Blatant Cases Of Favoritism People Witnessed

It’s just unfair. Yes, favoritism can be infuriating at times. Whenever you witness someone getting preferential treatment, for whatever reason, and as a result, finding yourself in a potentially more disadvantageous situation. Favoritism can really get under people’s skin. These accounts of favoritism are certainly enough to get the blood boiling. 

It’s just unfair. Yes, favoritism can be infuriating at times. Whenever you witness someone getting preferential treatment, for whatever reason, and as a result, finding yourself in a potentially more disadvantageous situation. Favoritism can really get under people’s skin. These accounts of favoritism are certainly enough to get the blood boiling. 

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Text - gaydes69 · 21h The middle school gym teacher was a bitch to anyone who wasn't either a jock or a girl, so me and the boys always got the short end of the stick when it came to being put on teams for activities. because a relay race between the kids that run track, and the kids that have the stamina of a level 1 rpg character is a fair race apparently.

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Text - twothirtysevenam • 18h Way back in elementary school, I had three classmates ("Kim", "Kelli", and "Kristi") whose mothers handled all of our classroom parties. We always had an egg hunt around Easter. The three students who found the most eggs won chocolate bunnies. We had about thirty kids in our class, and all of us were to bring in three eggs to be hidden. The teacher would pull down the window shades so we couldn't look outside to see where the moms hid the eggs on the playground. Eve

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Text - Jesse0016 • 23h At the end of our senior party that was organized for my school, they had a raffle with a bunch of expensive prizes. Every single parent who helped organize the raffle had a child who won big and the main organizer had her son win the 2500 dollar grand prize with the not suspicious speech of "and of course, the winner of the grand prize is Charlie." Yeah fuck that shit, I walked out with a 5 dollar gift card to an ice cream shop that had already gone out of business

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Text - RRuruurrr • 23h One of my classmates always got better scores on comparable essays in a high school literature class. I suggested it was favoritism so we decided to write each other's papers to see what happened. Our study found that no matter who wrote the paper, if I turned it in I got a worse grade than if she turned it in.

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Text - mordeci00 • 23h My mom told my brother a (very boring) family secret and he told me. I mentioned it to her and she got pissed off and said he shouldn't be telling 'other' people about that, it's just for family. I had to remind her that I am also a member of the family.

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Text - Orcas_are_badass • 23h Had a step brother who was my same age. He asked my stepmom if he could spend the night at a friend's house and she said yes. I then asked her the same question and she said no. I complained that other kid got to go and said it was unfair, so she grounded me. That was 23 years ago and l'm still bitter.

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Text - kingof-potatos • 1d My nephew'ss school had two students who won a contest all by themselves. They got a chance to meet the prime minister and show their work. But at the last moment, the principal insisted to add his daughter in the team.

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Text - iiSagez • 1d My friend is the middle child he had to find a job when he was 16 to pay for his car by himself, work full time through college to pay for it by himself, and had to pay for his new house and his parents didnt offer any help in fact they packed up all his stuff while he was at work and dropped it off in his garage and said good luck. While his siblings did not have to work in high school or college, parents paid for their cars and paid for most of their college when his older

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Text - PutinsArmpit • 1d My grandma always yelled to my cousins, but she always pampered me and bragged about me to others. She didn't even try to hide that difference in treatment and I HATE IT when that happened. Even the little- child-me recognized and despised it very much. Obviously my relationship with my cousins isn't good till now.

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Text - TheSlowToad • 22h My brother got everything he ever asked for. Brand new Pcs or phones. His drivers license. A new car. You name it and he got it all. Meanwhile I was wearing hand me downs, Had an old Nokia 3310 (This was about when Apple launched the first Iphone) and had to work after school to afford getting my license, paying for school trips and buying a PC for school. She still to this day denies favoring him.

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Text - SMX--- • 23h My French teacher would tell the class who she liked and didn't like and would give the kids she liked extra credit just for being there

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Text - monhulahate • 22h Grade 5 spelling test. A friend sitting across our group of 4 desks says something to me, not even test related. I tell her "shhhh". My test gets taken away and I get a 0. She got to continue her test.

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Text - Datman97 • 23h My work bosses at my one job in college basically allowed their "favorites" to steal my ideas and take credit for it or often yelled at me for others actions I tried to fix. When i tried to explain myself, they never listened. Or i'll never forget the time two coworkers took all our equipment for the weekend when they were in another state for a convention leaving me to use the bad camera to film the event. What did they get; a slap on the wrist. What did i ever get if I fu

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Text - rance_kun • 23h In my school a kid got put into the top class despite his grades being very bad. He was a relative of the school board chairman.

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Text - WellOfSouls777 • 19h Two AP Math teachers at my school were married to each other, and had a daughter who went to the school. They ran the math department had each department would name a student for some kind of grant or scholarship. You'll never guess who they chose.

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Text - GrammatonYHWH • 1d There was a woman at my old job. She was an absolute talentless bitch with no social skills. She would constantly have a falling out with her coworkers because she was an annoying nosy idiot who couldn't keep her mouth shut. However, her husband was really high up. He was a senior manager and extremely good at his job too. So whenever his wife screwed the pooch and people started complaining to their union representatives, she got hopped from her made-up position to a b

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Text - beyond_sleepy • 22h When I was young me and my sisters had a nanny because my dad worked all the time and didn't trust us alone. But this bitch HATED me and didn't try to hide it one bit. She would totally ignore me, take my sisters out and leave me at home. She also more than once said that I wasn't allowed to talk to or be around my sisters. And the best part of this is that I just learned she used to take my sisters aside and tried to make my sisters talk shit about me and how awful I

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Text - Woke_Man_1 • 1d This one teacher had this one kid (Let's call him Henrique) that she started to treat him like he was God. Letting him stay after school while they fed him, Driving him home, Letting him sit beside her everytime (this dude barely sat at his desk anymore), hell, she even visited this dudes house one time. Thankfully, Henrique wasn't as much of a dick as I thought he when I went to high school with him, and I calmed down a bit about what happened. 2 years later, this dude re

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Text - little-bird89 • 1d Every promotion at my work goes to the people who join the company and then become outside friends of a key group of the management team. Ive seen so many better people passed up. Getting a blonde bob drinking rose spritz and bitching about your colleagues on the way to a shawn mendes concert should not be a prerequisite for a promotion.

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Text - AndreyRussian1 • 1d A 1 Award Userbenchmark.com saying that Intel core i3 (budget CPU) is better than AMD Ryzen 9 3900x (high end CPU) because they prefer intel. Don't know if that fits there, but just wanted to share this ridiculous thing.

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Text - playing_human • 1d My mother punished me for shit my sister did, and punished me for something even if me and my sister did it together and my punishments were worst than my sisters, my sister got a "talking to" where as I got yelled at and belittled.

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Text - sbankss • 20h A girl I was friends with in high school was the middle child in a VERY wealthy family. The parents clearly favored the older sister and younger brother. The older sister got extensive cosmetic dentistry work done and the younger brother got braces. The middle child wasn't taken to see a dentist for 5 years at one point; all while the other dentistry work was going on with her two siblings. The parents truly just ignored her and let the other siblings walk all over her.

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Text - flargendargon • 1d My grandparents let my older brother get away with everything, always hated me though, still don't know why. They bought him anything he wanted, but completely blew up at me if I asked for anything. He got away with everything, and all of the bad stuff was somehow my fault, even if I had no idea what was going on. We don't have a good relationship.

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Spring SAT Tests Cancelled Due To Pandemic

The College Board announced that upcoming SAT testing has been postponed due to the coronavirus, but added that if schools remain closed this fall they may introduce a digital exam for students to take at home. What do you think?

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The College Board announced that upcoming SAT testing has been postponed due to the coronavirus, but added that if schools remain closed this fall they may introduce a digital exam for students to take at home. What do you think?

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Student Does 60% Of Group Project, Group Tries To Cut Student Out

This student deserves high marks for the A+ pro revenge. Sounds like the group got what was coming to them, after trying to cut the hard working student out of the group. They did 60% of the work!

This student deserves high marks for the A+ pro revenge. Sounds like the group got what was coming to them, after trying to cut the hard working student out of the group. They did 60% of the work!

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Text - r/ProRevenge u/saria19 • 1y + JOIN 1 3 1 Group attempted to cut me out after I did about 60% of the work. They failed. This happened about 12 years ago while I was studying Aeronautical Engineering. Due to some money- grubbing legislation tactics, most who have gone to college know about the unnecessary courses that are tacked onto the degrees in order to graduate. One of those courses for my degree was a Business class (seriously, you'd think these guys would understand that most Enginee

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Text - I'll admit to having always been a geek/nerd who loved making good grades. If I don't understand something, I run at it hard to try to change that. This class stumped me for quite some time and then a nightmare of a project was announced: one worth 50% of our grades. The school was a small one, the class a little more than 30 people, and I was assigned to work with three people I knew from other classes. We had problems straight away. Two of the people remembered me from a Calculus class

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Text - At first my other group member tried to pick up the slack as well, pulling hard to do a difficult project in a subject we barely understood. I'll admit she was a trouper. Unfortunately, she was also someone easily manipulated and our two slacking group members began applying pressure during the semester for her to

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Text - take the work and allow them to present it. The day of the project finally comes and I'm sick as a dog, pretty much quarantined in the clinic due to bronchitis. I managed to send a message to the teacher. The two slackers manage to wrangle the presentation from the girl who worked with me and presented it to the class, declaring that they had done all of the work and I was skipping class because they had told me that they were going to tell the teacher what happened. My initial grade was

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Text - Cue the revenge: privately I went to the teacher with my notes and the report in order to get the grade I earned and to get him in on the plot. He agreed since it seemed fun and he planned to fail them anyway for academic dishonesty. Publicly, there was no report. The classmates that had attempted to take all the credit began to approach me, first demanding the report. Most of the time, my response was, "But I didn't do any work!" in a sickly sweet voice.

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Text - Next they attempted to act all buddy-buddy, trying to convince me that it had all been a joke and promising that they'd tell the professor that I had done some work, giving me some credit so that I had the possibility to pass. This was met with stony silence on most occasions before I told them that l'd rather fail than let them pass. Things escalated after that to include the door of my dorm room being rapped on at odd hours of the night, shoving, and them stealing my backpack and notebo

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Text - group (didn't have her as my roommate the following semester). Things finally came to a head on the last week of classes. I had held out on them for a month, not telling any of my group mates what I had done and enough time had elapsed that even if they were to turn in the report now, it would be so late that they'd still have failed. They hadn't even attempted to do the report themselves and the girl who had worked with me was in hysterics over the very real possibility of failing the cl

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Text - The two slackers glared daggers at me as the teacher returned the report of every other group in the class before stopping in front of them. He was holding what looked to be one extra report and they were immediately looking hopeful. He set a single sheet of paper on one of their desks before moving to the desk of the girl who had worked along with me and set the report on her desk. "I had to dock some points for dishonesty, but you and your partner did decently," he stated before moving

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Text - My partner realized what I had done. We only got an 82 on our project, but it was far better than the 0 that our ex-group mates received. I had been carefully documenting the harassment that the two slackers had put me through and ensured several witnesses saw some of what they did. Two days after being informed that they were failing, the pair had a new problem: I gave the evidence to the administration of our school and the teacher reported the academic dishonesty. The administration di

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Roundup Of Tweets About Quarantine Homeschooling From Tired Parents

Absolutely no one was ready for this whole quarantine thing – especially the parents with no experience in teaching who are now forced to homeschool their kids. So godspeed to any of you parents who were thrown into this mess, and browse through some tweets from other parents who have no idea what they’re doing but are still trying their best! 

Now have some parenting memes while you’re at it!

Absolutely no one was ready for this whole quarantine thing – especially the parents with no experience in teaching who are now forced to homeschool their kids. So godspeed to any of you parents who were thrown into this mess, and browse through some tweets from other parents who have no idea what they’re doing but are still trying their best! 

Now have some parenting memes while you’re at it!

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Funniest Moments In Online Classes So Far

Due to the Coronavirus, classes across the world have shifted to the online realm. From there, it’s been a rollercoaster of occasionally technologically challenged teachers trying to navigate online classrooms via resources like Zoom; and then students acting like scoundrels because they think that the webcam and/or microphone is off. Now more than ever, it is key to ensure that that is the case. 

Due to the Coronavirus, classes across the world have shifted to the online realm. From there, it’s been a rollercoaster of occasionally technologically challenged teachers trying to navigate online classrooms via resources like Zoom; and then students acting like scoundrels because they think that the webcam and/or microphone is off. Now more than ever, it is key to ensure that that is the case. 

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Ex-Insurance VP Unmasks The Sleaziness Of Insurance Companies During COVID-19

Wendell Potter, ex-Cigna vice president and general good Samaritan, took to Twitter to expose the sketchy practices of the American health insurance industry. Not that you needed more bad news in these trying times of the coronavirus pandemic, but this thread is extremely informative and important to share with anyone in your life who believes that the American healthcare system doesn’t need to be reformed. On a marginally more humorous note, here are some American healthcare-related memes!

Wendell Potter, ex-Cigna vice president and general good Samaritan, took to Twitter to expose the sketchy practices of the American health insurance industry. Not that you needed more bad news in these trying times of the coronavirus pandemic, but this thread is extremely informative and important to share with anyone in your life who believes that the American healthcare system doesn’t need to be reformed. On a marginally more humorous note, here are some American healthcare-related memes!

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Eighteen Historical Memes For The Educationally Inclined

If you love history as much as we do, then we think you’ll like the following memes that we picked out for you. They’re both amusing and educational, so you can feel like you’re learning something while you browse. Now get scrollin’!

Check out some more of our history memes here

If you love history as much as we do, then we think you’ll like the following memes that we picked out for you. They’re both amusing and educational, so you can feel like you’re learning something while you browse. Now get scrollin’!

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