That Seems Right

Funny meme that reads, "Hen tie or something, I don't know I never watched anime" above an illustration of a hen wearing a tie

Right guys?

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Astute Observation

Funny meme about the 'ABCs of first aid' being that a bone coming out of the skin is very bad; above an image of Meme Man saying "helth"

If you know this then you’ve basically been to med school.

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Oh Darn!

Funny meme about procrastination, featuring Kermit the Frog

Time to do something fun!

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I’M PICKLE RICK

Funny Star Wars prequel meme featuring Padme telling Anakin, "Obi-Wan was right, you've turned...yourself into a pickle. Funniest shit I've ever seen"

Damn, so funny.

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Thirty-Eight Dumb Memes To Scroll Through While The World Burns

We’re not saying we think you should sit around while the world is clearly on fire, in fact we think everyone should get up and take action. However, when you need a damn break from all of that for five minutes, we’re here for you with memes.

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Technology - Life without sports

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Coca-cola - Rs Coca "It's just a car bro" Car people

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Isaac Newton demonstrating that going outside is gay (ca. 1670)

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Hand - If your Mam doesn't have a flip case and scrolls with her index finger is she even your ma

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Facial expression - Why the fuck did I have to see this Posted in r/memes by u/LiamSAD 6 reddit

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Hair - When u realize he's right in the argument "ok but why are you yelling"

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Photo caption - Dad showing other dads the ribs they grilled over the weekend

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Cat - Men after 40 in social networks be like

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Arm - When someone is making plans you have no intention of going to, so you add "what time?" For decoration

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Cat - awake but at what cost

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Bovine - DeadlyNightshade @231 Tally How can u eat these precious creatures????? YT: The Focus Group @ManLikeKofi Is this rhetorical or are you looking for recipes??

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Hair - Me: I'm more productive when I work from home. Me working from home: @gaybestfriend I got up. Got a latte. Went to the gym. Got a perm and came home.

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Text - *I'm on the phone with my mother* My friends: 'Pass me that cigarette" "Give me that beer" e123R "Sex noises" 123RF

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Text - TURNTDAVE® @turntdave Studies have shown that it do be like that sometimes.

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Text - T heard you like bad girls. Well I'm bad. At everything. *Winks at you with both eyes*

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Mobile phone - "How hot is it outside?" Balls It's hot as balls Today 5PM 6PM 7P 3PM 4PM

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Text - When you're hittin it from behind and she screams "these cheese-fries are gangsta!" Medium Small Large LOAD SIZE steelmemes10

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Face - Guys with the bar of soap they wash their balls with Girls with their $1,000 face wash

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Joint - Fragile sign: *exists* Delivery drivers: ORY 2155

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Text - say you aren't cute one more freaking time I dare you you're fucking cute deal with it @whole.s.ome

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Animated cartoon - A bad situation Me Is this Time for a joke

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Text - Today I am going to give it my some.

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Text - Checking if the guests have left so you can finally walk out of your room & eat the left over food

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Cat - When I try to make food at 3 am without waking my parents but I drop a spoon on the ground E

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Text - I WAS HAVING A PRETTY DECENT DAY UNTIL I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING I SAID WHEN I WAS 13.

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Text - Dani Balenson @dlbee_ Made the bed, kept cleaning the apartment, realized I hadn't seen the cat for a little bit and found him like this

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Organism - Girl's pockets: Guy's pockets: Girl's handbags:

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Text - me: *checked that the door is locked 3 times* my brain: XDoubt

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Cartoon - English tests in 30 years, “QUESTION 5: What is the meaning of this meme?"

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Cartoon - Tommy @DeathBy_Stereo how i look watching horror movies and true crime documentaries

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Text - TOBI @kvngfhaz Me: *bites into burger* Everything on the opposite end of the burger: TOBIOO @kvngfhaz · 19h Bomboclaat.

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Text - [parents aren't home] expectation: *has huge party* reality: *brings laptop to the living room instead of hiding in my room* MemeCenter.com

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Text - misandryad At work like Customer: why is x so much money Me: instead of asking me, the suffering proletariat ask why we continue to let capitalism do us like this. 5.38 please.

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Cartoon - Entering the perfume section of the mall: Finally getting out of the perfume section: Breathing is fun

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Text - All the knowledge available to humankind Dank Memes me

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Cartoon - me realizing someone was hitting on me 4 years later

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Water - Basic Solution Acidic Solution -75 -50 ニ25

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Text - when you're at the grocery store and see yourself on the security monitor

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Thirty-Three Random Tidbits We Handpicked For You

With all of the bad sh*t happening in the world right now, we just hope that you’re staying safe and staying sane. To aid in that, we’ve provided some memes for your troubles.

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Cartoon - If you divide 2020 by 5 you get 404, so basically this entire year is an error message. There is a glitch in the matrix. I worry about you sometimes Candace.

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Cartoon - George is getting a little too curious. EdHarrington.tumblr.com NCDERGHLJKI Edharmington.to ZAXI OPORSTU

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Text - "No thanks, I'm vegetarian" is a fun thing to say when someone tries to hand you their baby. somee cards user card

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Snapshot - T-Mobile 6:06 AM 62% When they tell you Evangelion is stupid Freyja33 • follow ... 5h mium BIC ALT 888 3 44 153 Share

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Deer - A deer entered a shop. The owner decided to give him some biscuits. He left...half an hour later he came back with the squad

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Font - Xx_SniperZzzxX Skullkid25 FifaFan21 Coolkid11 玩家

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Spider-man - lich: casts fly to get away from martial party members eagle barbarian: begins flying because he is angry lich: what in the goddamn fuck

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Cat - Army Air Force Me, wondering why the janitor is yelling at me You're not even real military!! H. imgfip.com

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Hair - Slayer' fans Slayer's singer R. THE AL TaR

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Text - alannamode A fun reminder that Aang was a terrifyingly powerful Avatar. Most Avatars are informed of their newfound destinies at the age of 16 to begin their training. Because of the approaching war Aang was told of his status at the age of 12. He had already mastered airbending, and in the span of a year he mastered the other three elements, the avatar state, and energybending. He also learned lightning redirection and seismic sense (a technique no previous Avatar had even encountered).

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Photography - NME ETFLIX THE WITCHER Playstation or Xbox? NME NETFLIX THE WITCHER PC. He is the chosen one. Posted in r/2meirl4meirl O reddit

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Text - Andy Woodruff @awoodruff This is a monument to potatoes. It is the best monument in Boston. РОТАТО POTATO РОТАТОES РОТАТО ΡΟΤΑΤΟ . ΡΟΤΤΟES POTATO POTATO РОТАТО POTATOES POTATO PÓTATO POTATO РОТАТО

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Bottle - Pi Bu The wheels on TABASCO round and reund ER

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Adaptation - Hello there General Kenobi

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People - France every time they do a revolution: YEET THE RICH THE NOJUSTICE NO PEC

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Text - Someone: *tells me their name* Their name in my brain 7 seconds later: Adios

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Sky - When all of your friends are doing massive damage and you miss. again ORD AME

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Photo caption - when you drop your phone so you save it by kicking it into the wall nincha

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Cartoon - When short people see someone shorter than them O reddit

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Nose - Me: I need help with the school presentation My mom: I can't, I'm cooking Me: Just pause it Listen here, you little shit

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Head - frightochondria @_audlout this some advanced humor lucy, @curledbitch roses are red,

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Dog - When someone has explained something to u 7 times and u still don't get it and u hope they forgive how stupid u are

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Text - marvel so the only two white actors in black panther are martin freeman, who played bilbo baggins, and andy serkis, who played gollum. so I guess that means...they're the Tolkien white guys. everywitchway I literally screamed flas this is the pun of the century

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Cartoon - Me: "leaving my room to socialize during social gatherings* Family: "Look who finally left their cave!" Me: *Heads back to room to avoid the unnecessary attention and mockery* Family:

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Photo caption - "So where are you from?" "Australia, mate." "Really? Prove it." VB

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Fictional character - TA HE CLONE WARS ORIGINAL WARF CN We stand here amidst my achievement, not yours!

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Bird - Wizard: "Question: Can my familiar use their action to interact with an object?" DM: "Of cours...why?" Wizard's Familiar: TheArisemi Merredraid

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Facial expression - Learn to Make program recursive function Learn to Make program recursive function No exit condition Learn to Make recursive function program No exit condition No eit condition

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Text - dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted

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Hair - 2b: *is machine with feelings* Machines she kills: We have feelings too, y'know? 2B:

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Peach - 4-5-6Fにて インフト大軍中 を、是非ご覧下さい。 本橋 3月19日(日) 日本 駐車等 日本橋 駐車ご遠盛之ださい また、8時~16時半はバーキングチケットも。 利用できません

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Photography - Any real man will spot the problem with this picture. AA there is no number plate on that audi

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Random Weird Memes That Certainly Beat Thumb-Twiddling

Let’s just get this out of the way: 2020 has been the worst year of most of our lives to date. We’re all tired and we don’t want to think anymore. These memes aren’t much, but we hope they’ll help you temporarily recharge your brain!

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White - ARE YA WINNING, LOVE SON? SIMON w-what? i said, are you winning, son? i... i know, it's just... that's the first time you've called me "son"

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Text - Clip art - Mom: My little boy is a real angel Her little boy:

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Product - did you schedule an appointment INTU

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Barechested

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Text - Text - Viviane Schwarz @vivschwarz Zoom sucks, we started having editorial meetings in Red Dead Redemption instead. It's nice to sit at the campfire and discuss projects, with the wolves howling out in the night

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Text - Terrestrial animal - FELLAS if yagir has long legs! dummy thicc thighs and is vegetarian THATSNOT YA CIRL that's Apatosaurus louisae

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Text - lamNOTdead Just tired ugly PLEASE LET ME SLEEP!!! ilyasaurus Reblog if you, too, are not dead- only tired and ugly. duckandorpenguin same

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Food - 4 OPEN Gerbere Baby's first heart attack Gerber BLE Ghost Peppers 4180 7 nd ZFoods NET WT/PESO NETO 4 0Z (113g) TEAR HERE

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Organism - is your feline melting? or he just likes to play with the spacetime continuum

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Suit - ST JOHNS CHURCH PARISH HOUSE She Doesn't Even Go Here

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Text - Land vehicle - TIRES TIRES 20 TIRES 19" RES LOR 18" FALKE 81 UNLOT 17 RES ome IAMTUE END OF THE WORLD TDI GOLF *TEXAS MJG-7674 The Lone Star State

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Text - Cat - New York LIVE 10:51 PM BREAKING NEWS LOCAL CHONKY CAT TELLS TRANSPHOBES TO EAT GLASS Also demands to be told she's pretty made with mematic

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Motor vehicle - Total Social and Economic Collapse OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR

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Text - Self help tip: Do one thing a day that scares you. Text someone first. Ask your crush to hang out. Purposefully irritate a wild raccoon. Fuck a cactus. The only one stopping you is yourself.

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Vertebrate - HUP

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Text - Text - Have you ever experienced... BIG BEN

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Food - dave just fucking died whos dave the guy we had in our basement ok chesecak chesecak

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Text - Sky - | scream into the void.. @surrealslapps ....and God answers with cosmic laughter

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Text - Portrait - When you tap your pockets and you can't feel your phone

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Text - Neck - You HAVEN'T TRULY EXPERIENCED TOILET PAPER. UNTIL YOU PHAVE ENJOYED IT IN THE ORIGINAL KLINGON

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Text - sammy @astolfoschild anime is cool cause u can watch characters do stuff that's impossible for u like using magic powers or making friends 3:34 am · 16 May 20 · Twitter for iPhone

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millipedes - jessicaedwardsspellingbee2000 reply with top 5 time periods you fantasize about being in fried-ferret 1-5: Early Cambrian Babey!!!!!!! Source: jessicaedwardsspellingbee2000

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Organism - edgy depressed dumbass bitch Hallucigenia Trilobite Habelia thot Kootenichela đeppi Wawaxia Opabinia Regalis bastard Anomalocaris Helmetia Aysheaia

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Text - Karl Tomlinson @KarlTO Those space X lads aren't due back for a while. Plenty of time for everyone to buy a gorilla suit and learn to ride a horse.

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Violet - TIME FOR WRATH

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Text - Text - Chakotay, look at this Icall it "timeout protocol" You'terrify me [mouthing "I'm sorry"] sometimes, Captain.

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Organism - millipedes 300 million years ago WILD GREEN MEMES millipedes now I am the largest terrestrial invertebrate of all time and someone touched me so I will now curl up for an hour have few, if any, predators

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Text - Product - what the FUCK is oatmeal

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Cartoon - I'm Sick Of CRYING BREAK Tired Of TRYING BREA Yeah l'm SMILING But Inside l'm DYING

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Adaptation - BIRDS ARE PLANTS LEAFS FRUIT SEED ROOTS WAKE UP SHEEPLE! imgfip.com

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Roundup Of Amusing Memes To Fill The Void In Your Heart

With all of the crazy sh*t going on in the world right now, we figured you could use a distraction, and that’s where memes come in. They’re our gift to you. You’re welcome.

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Dog - BEWARE OF THE DOG

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Text - Frank Lotion @702Austin parents: "come here." me: "okay" me to myself: "they know everything. I knew that this would happen. I should have deleted everything" parents: "how do you turn on Netflix?" 10/10/18, 20:42

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Human - Me : i will never spend my money on stupid shit again Also me few minutes later : Ahmed@idmsf IPad

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Cat - This cat lost vision in one eye, but thanks to modern technology advancements, his vision was repaired

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Text - butasparrow: touchmypopsicle: it's kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked the second one was kind of unexpected but no one is disagreeing

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Ceiling - Become a nurse they said, it'll be fun they said.

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Signage - Seventh-Day Adventıst Church THE MOST POWERFUL POSITION IS ON YOUR KNEES

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Text - p One 99 Look at the bottom right corner That's left stupid There you go

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Clothing - When you wear loose boxers

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Text - Kaelyn @kaelyned Fellas, y'all have to try harder than a "you're pretty". The 38 yr old middle eastern men in my DMs have already written 6 poems and promised me all their assets

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Text - I'm not in fighting shape but this will be no problem CHRISTMAS BAZAAR & CRAFT SHOW Fight Children with Diabetes Fundraiser Sunday December 1" 10am-4pm at Royal Canada Legion 3850 Lakeshore Blvd. West Visit Santa Claus From 12pm - 1:30pm

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Door - Opportunity was seen and taken. Kudos to you, door installer.

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Rock - When your "cheat meal" becomes a "cheat life"

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Product - Employer: Says here you got all C's in high school Me: I identify as an A student Employer: That's not how this works IG: TheFunnyIntrovert

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Font - 2h 3m Member Lol 2h 3m "Co-leader Deven I know you're in the hospital and we're praying For you but you need to attack in the war

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Text - Me trying to flirt Hey Hey how are you? Good, how are you doing? Good thanks and you? Good and you? Good thanks Good

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Text - meh @bonehugsnirony me: [having a normal conversation but also wondering if bees consider us thieves or business associates]

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Text - I'm sorry but l've been laughing at this for ten minutes Hannah Dreier O @hannahdreier Venezuela's president, already mocked for gaining weight amid a hunger crisis, pulls out an empanada from his desk during a live TV address.

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Scuba diving - When you find out approximately 95% of all ocean critters remain undiscovered. Alright then, keep your sea crits.

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Face - I DONT KNOW I NEVER CHEATED ON YOU I LOVE YOU BABE I didn't mean to send that

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Text - I want to name my daughter mayonnaise and shorten it to May. May isn't short for anything so no one will ever ask what her full name is but she'll constantly live with the knowledge that she's named after a condiment. 9:03p earthdad: I'm dating a supervillian

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Text - 8:32 PM Google How to get flexible in 5 minutes X 8:43 PM Google How to fix a pulled muscle in 5 minutes x

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Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland This morning, on a whim, I decided to change my toaster setting from 3 to 4. Welcome to the new me, thanks for following my journey.

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Text - I guess the question I have for people who love LaCroix is have you tried any other beverages

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Motor vehicle - Friend: "u can't just spend ur time doing hecking sick razr tricks" Me: "skrrt skrrt MF"

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Hair - friend: "are you good?" me, after 4 vodka cranberries, appearing from the bathroom where I knocked over the toiletries and took five drunk selfies: @joeykerbz

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Text - When you ask her how her day was and she actually tells you

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Text - slutty satanistTM @_garbage_girl_ if i die and come back as a hillbilly is that called reintarnation

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Text - Congratulations Tu Youyou on winning the Nobel prize in Medicine. And also for being the most confusing person to sing happy birthday to.

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Cartoon - Thoughts? R @rvkhsvr when i'm having a convo past 1AM and the other person takes longer than 3 seconds to reply

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Transport - "You'll probably cancel last minute" Me: TRỤ TRUUUU 123RF® 123RF P123RF®

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Twenty-Seven Miscellaneous Tidbits To Feast Your Eyes On

Behold, we have memes! We know, that’s not exactly a surprise to any of you, seeing as we specialize in memes. But either way, we hope you enjoy! Click here for more random entertainment!

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Text - Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad HEY IT'S ME your facebook friend from high school who never left our hometown & thinks Olive Garden is fancy. Anyway here's a racist article 12/7/14, 10:47 PM

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Photo caption - when you show back up at your friend's house after getting blackout drunk and going missing I need water, a hairbrush, 24 chicken nuggets and a bible.

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Text - This cat came out of nowhere and tried to sell me bootleg diabeetus medicine

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Text - Waffles Inc Follow @TFWafeman Why the f k did we let morning people set the world's operating schedule salty-red-mage They did it while we were sleeping.

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Dog - marypoppinthatpussy: That piñata seems alarmed to say the least

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Text - crabbitscarrots asked: What is your all-time favorite chart? ilovecharts: This one still gets me.

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Kung fu - J2 @jtoyourhus Us leaving the party to go have sex

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Dish - I WOULDNT DO ANYTHING FOR AKLONDIKE BAR BUT I'D DO SOME PRETTY SHADY STUFF FOR THIS

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Product - Sony Announces Discreet New Flesh-Colored VR Helmet That Blends In With Your Face trib.al/ kgRGy7g OGN

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Text - IF YOU ARE COUGHING KINDLY TAKE A MASK AND PUT ON That emoji is not coughing

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Tree - when u go into a deep conversation with someone who understands

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Clothing - A Venezuelan chick @AVenezuelan19 If after a date, we go to your place, you take your pants off and you aren't wearing these bad boys under... then don't even ask me out.

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Fur - Diddy out here looking like a clit

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Product - Inspired by a similar plan in Canada, police in the UK gave out free lollipops at the door of a nightclub to reduce rowdiness after closing time. The idea was that drunken, late-night clubbers wouldn't be inclined to shout or cause a disturbance while they were sucking on them. It worked. pdmp AWBE LA'O Chup Chu

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Text - Andrea Russett @AndreaRussett everyday i wake up shocked that i haven't lost 15 pounds overnight from the side saladi ate with my pasta dinner

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Mason jar - ABIGAIL @a6igai1 My boyfriend spent an hour looking for this loud frog outside in a puddle and when he finally caught him I took a pic of both of them and he literally said

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Cartoon - CUDDLING PRESSING MY BUTT AGAINST HIS DICK SO HE GETS A BONER ME HIM imgflip.com

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Vertebrate - Indian guy : blows wind into pipe snakes :

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Dog - Peace was never an option

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Meal - people in movies have this kind of breakfast and they only grab a strawberry and be like "gotta go hun!"

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Pumpkin - The perfect Jack-o'-lantern doesn't exi...

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Text - Emma @CampbellxEmma Thinking about how the Dutch police arrested a bird for taking part in a robbery, put it in a jail cell with bread and water & when the media reported on it they put a little black bar over the face to protect its identity Foto: Instagram Politie Utrecht Centrum 4:06 p.m. 29 Sep. 19 Twitter Web App I DONT KNOW IF THATS TRUE BUT I'm laughing too much TO CHECK. SRGRAFO

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Barechested - When he calls me baby in front of his boys @FIRST.2.THIRST

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Product - Two collided bullets from the Battle of Gallipoli, 1915-16 krypteia77: allamericankindofguy: What are the odds. This is equivalent to winning the lottery three days in a row. Source: brettsrandom 46,587 notes

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Technology - the queen has breached containment

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Text - lorr @LorraineYe it was my nephew's 100 day and none of us were worthy appy 100 day tuet, Noah Y u may approach XXXII IXII one days

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Text - Mx. Mel @pneumajustice Maybe the problem isn't that you need more coffee, maybe the problem is that you require a central nervous system stimulant to robotically sustain a constant work output so that you can conform to unrealistic capitalist standards of labor & maintain profitability to corporations 8:25 AM 2/6/19 ·

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Twenty-Six Entertaining Memes Full Of Stupidity

If you’re here for stupid entertainment then you’re in luck, because that’s what we do. Scroll down for a whole bunch of memes, and then click here when you need more!

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Priesthood - They see me rollin' They Amen

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Text - Whenever someone asks me where l'm going IG davie_dave To get ice cream or commit a felony. HI decide in the car.

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History - Fuck anyone who doesn't like you! wow, that's a lot of sex

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Text - Roses are red, violets are blue, it don't always be like that, but sometimes it do. drip we

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Yellow - I found the perfect costume for you. MORTON DDIZED SALT TNI m ENLN A The Salty Bitch Costume

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Hair - Me: Mom, I just tested positive for Coronavirus. Mom: Te dije que no andes caminando descalzo Cabron

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Yoda - me walking out of the shooty store with my brand new rooty tooty pistol shooty NA AO

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Cat - that wasnt very cash money of you

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Hair - when he takes his hoodie off & his shirt slides upa little Whatya lookin' at my gut fer?

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Aqua - Wear it to protect it durex Iatural rutiber lute contem preervatitan late Tcondon / preervative de ae AMERNEAE Going Out Going In

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People - Me hungover eating breakfast My Mom telling the history of alcoholism in our family GamemengHEST

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Bird - Goosebumps

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Shelf - Made a book shelf for my brick collection Posted in r/DIWHY by u/sassythesasquatch69 O reddit

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Arm - diameter radius radius

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Text - 14 yo girl: "Billie Eilish's songs are so sad" Me: "They aren't though" Girl: "I bet you haven't even experienced sadness in your life" Me:

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Skin - deep emotional trauma it be like that sometimes

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Cartoon - Germany invading Russia in W2: We break our peace with Russia. We invade Russia. We lose 750,000 troops.

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Food

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Facial hair - This 16thC guy was miles ahead of hipsters everywhere with an amazing cat t-shirt. He knows he is gonna be on trend in five centuries time.

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Text - When your phone dies after serving you for 30 minutes on 1 percent thatguy @davidleke18 · 20h drates RE

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Facial expression - I will not pay the bill. @festadafirma Why not? You ordered 42 coffee. I said 4 tea, 2 coffee.

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Fictional character - The IT Crowd's answer to everything was turn It off and turn It on agaln. You've gotta be careful when I did that I turned Into Matt Smith.

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Organism - Pokemon battles in the anime Pokemon battles in the game 999

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Cable - made me a charger... on 882 percent 9 N al 882%

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Product - I found anti Bob Ross First, lets put some screams of unbearable confusion in the unpainted areas of the canvas How about it? Do you feel the terror? Let's add in some sorrow-filled screams now.

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Forty-Three Random Memes To Give Your Brain A Boost

Sometimes you just need a little dumb humor as a distraction from life. If now is one of those times for you, then you’re in luck, because we put together this whole gallery of dumb memes for you!

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Food - SHARE IF YOU LOVE PIZZA OR BONDAGE BDSM, ETISH

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Water resources - GO AHEAD GET IN THE POND SINCE YOU WANNA ACT LIKE A SILLY GOOSE

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Text - * 1 73% I 20:17 Tweet t? Chelley Ryan W #Richard4Deputy retweeted Chris Yalamov @chrisyalamov #alevels2020 Year 13: I'm actually going to study for exams Boris: cancels exams with no clarity on what's next Year 13: well now I am not going to do it Tweet your reply

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Cat - Men after 40 in social networks be like

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Text - Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank... The rabbit says, I think I might be a type o.

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Text - Me talking to the sink full of dirty dishes every night I'm going to bed. Fuck the lot of you.

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Fictional character - Bart Bart Bart BARTENDERS Bart "Bart Bart Bart Bart Bart Bart Bart Bart Bart

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Floor - How to keep the cat downstairs

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Text - I cant remember how to write 1,1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman Numerals IM LIVID

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Adaptation - "I know I've been an asshole most of my life, but I need your help"

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Food - I'm not saying the punctuation is wrong. I am saying I HOPE it is wrong. OH! OH! BOY BOY SYRUP SYRUP ORL 0Z TBAL OZ) 1.183

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Bird - Me secretly turned on Vampires talking about how they could kill me

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Text - Fus Ro Dah is just yeet in dragon

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Jacket - 2019 2018 2017 2020

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Text - sluttypuffin @sluttypuffin Yeah, I'm living the DREAM: D ead inside Reconsidering my career E ating everything A complete mess Mentally unstable

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Text - When somebody asks me 'hows life going' LEARNABOUT GARAGES IT'S TOTALLY FUCKING FUCKED MATE, BIG TIME' A LADYBIRD BOOK theragingalcoholic fTatrwar

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Hair - How can you make jokes at a time like this? It's a defense mechanism.

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Facial expression - You know what I love about boys? Their girlfriends.

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Photo caption - When you dig through your grandma's old toys for an hour just to find a little dude who looks like a meme @DarthStefawn It ain't much, but it's honest work

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Text - I'll remember what this code does after all, I wrote it myself and it's unlikely anyone else will work on it I don't need to leave comments.

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Product - hidingoutbackstage dreamstime sibling-less writers dreamstime "hey sis." "hey little bro!" eremstime I'm right and I should say it fairyofsomething Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then? astudyingreer "Hey" 99 “Hey" ככ pissbong "greetings, whore" "[fortnite dances]" Gettmtime

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Food - When Spotify tries to make me a Daily Mix

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Text - a lost fish @grumbist im VERY laid back. i only care about 2 things: every person on earth & their opinion of me the crushing psychological weight of being alive

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World - Argentina Are'ntgentina

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Recreation - When you've never ran a day in your life but there's no way you're missing a chance to get away from the wife & kids for 30 mins MGS

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Cartoon - The good thing about having a social life like mine is that you don't even notice that you are in quarantine

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Text - A spookyearp people at work: wow, you are always in such a good mood, how do you do that? me, an actually cranky, apathetic, trainwreck human: it's called manners, susan. gingerkyuketsuki "do not mistake composure for ease"

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Chicken - sorry my mom said no

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Horse - Thank God 2019 is finally over 2020 МЕ Come here! 2020 2020 ME ME

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Text - Clayton Cubitt @claytoncubitt YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T KNOW YOU NEEDED TO SEE PIX OF FLEXING VICTORIAN BABES BUT YOU DID 2:41 PM · 9/12/19 · Tweetbot for iOS 14.2K Retweets 40.3K Likes

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Text - bird cop: we found two victims, bludgeoned to death bird detective: any murder weapon found? bird cop: just one stone bird detective: *lowers shades* my god

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Text - Jakhari Carroll LIFT IS @jakharicarroll "You up?" Me thinking about am l up or not: a Jsdr 1 @DarJuste · 6d Bomboclaat Show this thread 10:11 PM · 3/21/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Here I sit broken hearted Tried to shit, but only farted Then one day I took a chanu Triet to fart, but shit my pants Posted in r/blursedimages by u/TagamiT O reddit

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Cartoon - When the sun hits your laptop screen just right

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Dog - drog.

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Text - Therapist: Can you think of anyone who is a negative influence in your life who is causing you to feel this way? Me: -Well, of course I know him. He's me. Z/9/18, 4:39 PM

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Logo - | would help but...

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Text - darjeelingandcoke-deactivated20 An ancient Greek walks into his tailor's shop with a pair of torn pants. "Euripides?" says the tailor. "Yeah, Eumenides?" replies the man. thiswillonlyhurtalittle This is so awful. It must go on to infect others.

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Terrestrial animal - YOu deserve s heppiness!

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Facial expression - When you're approaching someone in a long hallway and you're not sure when to begin eye contact 180/n sini I/sin(180/n) 90.000 MasiPobal case 65ine

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Tent - what can make a man run away like this ???? Maik Kho Jai E @mikegbaines It's not run, it's ran. Because it's past tents.

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Twenty-Seven Humorous Memes For The Dejected Soul

You’re probably still stuck inside due to quarantine. And if you’re not, then we’re incredibly jealous of you. Either way, we hope you can find some enjoyment out of these memes that we curated just for you. Enjoy!

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Human - "Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf

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Text - When you Mosh but haven't moshed in a long time and it's time for the second band to come on Holy shit.

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Facial expression - Its burning my hand Steve and I fucking love it

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People - When you eat pizza rolls right out of the oven without letting them cool down

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White - Boomers Millennials Gen Z You left the seat up! Did you hear me just fall in? Yes! I came to flush! EZE I HATE MY LIFE ZE WHSE WH FEZE CONSUME

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Beer glass - BEER MATH ONE BEER A COUPLE OF BEERS A FEW BEERS

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Product - LEGO GAME OF THRONES 18+ Kings Landing 1,023,678,863 pcs GAS

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Text - 6. 6 easy exercises that anyone can do 1. Trying to get up from the couch. 2. Staggering home 3. Patiently standing in a queue. drunk. 6. Giving up. 4. Checking if your feet are still there. 5. Covering your ears to make the voices stop.

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Cartoon - When your girl minding her business and you see her butt

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Text - What is your favorite vegetable? BrogLE BROGLE

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People - Target audience Actual audience CALL DUTY my LITTLE PONY FENDSHIP MAGIC @mexicanexe MINECRAFT

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Play - Connect Port This whole network is fucked, man MB MATON BEALEY AGES 7 and Up

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Face - When the poopoo too big

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Barn owl - o00 Verizon 4:20 PM * 69% ( Albums barn owl or apple Select @teenybisit

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Text - Before u leave the house, think of the acronym 'WOWEE' Wallet phOne Wkeys Egg Egg (backup)

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Grandparent - May your marinara sauce never cling to your pasta.

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Facial expression - When your girlfriend leaves a break up note on your PlayStation saying "this isn't working" but you turn it on and it works just fine

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Eyewear - I wonder if he's thinking about me I+ is Wednes day, me lol it is my dudes dreamst

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Natural foods - Cashew's look liked they'd heckle you if you got lost in a magical forest.

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Text - So technically Moses is the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

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Poster - YOu BET YOUR BLART VEGAS HAS BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES APRIL 22 KEVIN JEVIN KEVIN COPBLOP * TARTL BARB

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Face - Did you know that when you're drinking beer, the beer is getting drunk too

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Album cover - ALIEN -VS- PREDĂTOR

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Technology - AND AGIN THINGS BIBS AND WAGONS THINGS

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Text - When you work at a fast food restaurant and you see overweight Karens walking towards you angrily Uh-oh. Big boomers.

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Community - A group a Karens in the wild is called a Complaint. – source: Nat Geo

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Thirty Miscellaneous Tidbits For You To Enjoy Today

We know you could use something to laugh about right now, and because we’ve always got your back, we delivered. These memes may not be very high quality, but we’re pretty sure they’ll make you laugh. Click here for some more random entertainment!

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Face - J.K. Rowling Reveals That You, The Reader, Were Gay All Along Share Article: Facebook I Twitter Reddit

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Photo caption - Me: Don't look now but the person behind you is... My friend immediately: O C

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Text - When you're part of a group chat but you never actually contribute anything to the conversation

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Text - IT WILL END IN TEARS

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Ball - I'm almost certain there's an easier way to blow up a balloon Ri

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Text - Meet Christian singles now! JOIN NOW! spaghetticunt: sign me right the fuck up VIA DAMNLOL.COM

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Text - Tweet @Believablee I just watched a woman drink laundry detergent at Walmart. Bottle to mouth. In the isle. I said NOTHING but when we made eye contact she just gasped and was like 'IM GONNA BUY IT!' BRO IM NOT WORRIED ABOUT YOU BUYING IT WTE ARE YOU DOING ASKSKSKSKS 3:35 PM 3/7/19 Twitter for iPhone

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Face - when you 20 mins deep in an argument and realize you misunderstood something

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Dog - I was having a bad day and this dog walked to my bus stop, sat on the bench and asked me for pets

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Text - How's your new job sweetie? It was a tough first week but it's good grandpa drgrayfang Abe Lincoln was assassinated 2 days into his second term so you need to grow up

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Text - When Nance calls you a dickface in front of the neighbors for not taking out the trash Haha she's a pistol isn't she ;)~ @middleclassfancy

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Table - Jemele Hill @jemelehill • 10/31/18 PER MY LAST EMAIL

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Text - When Rick's leaves keep falling in your yard, so you blow them back into his yard when he's not home Haha take that, Rick! You bag of shit! @middleclassfancy

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Cartoon - the hardest prison to escape is in your mind um ok

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Text - rohirrimofthenorth jrr tolkien: i really love my wife. i will make her into a beautiful, unearthly half-angel princess who beat satan almost single-handedly and won an argument with the keeper of the halls of the dead jrr tolkien: i really love my best friend. 1 will make him into a grumpy old tree who never gets to the point triss19 If this isn't the best example of the difference between the relationship you should have with your wife and your best friend I don't know what is.

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Snout - Me: Bae talk dirty to me Bae: Sometimes I don't wipe my ass when I finish shittin Me: @officialthiscouldbeus

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People - me, riffy c @itsmeriffyc why does it look like khalid met you WOLF @NLSNicholas Met Khalid. Mari Marth

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Clothing - Me at 20 Jennifer Aniston at 50 @viralwoman LTY

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Product - When anyone asks me why I fell for my wife WAG

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Action-adventure game - YOU TALKING MAD SHIT FOR SOMEONE IN CRUSADING DISTANCE imgflip.com

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Human - When you're mad hungry and your food won't cooperate. @mr petty wap

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Text - When you're wasted and someone says they are going to Taco Bell drgrayfang "Please let me join you on this Hispanic adventure."

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Text - Ami @shine_with_love People who are allergic to peanuts: I can't, it'll kill me People who are allergic to gluten: I can't, it'll wreck my body People who are lactose intolerant: Humans cannot achieve immortality anyway and life not lived to the fullest is no life at allI, hand me a gallon of milk 11:21 PM 07 Oct 18 Source: whitepeopletwitter 43,226 notes

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Text - Me when there's drama that has absolutely nothing to do with me. I'm so excited because I love mess.

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Team - How my custom RPG squad looks in a cutscene

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Twenty-Nine Random Memes Meant To Decimate Boredom

Since you clicked here, it probably means you’re looking for some high-quality entertainment. Well, unfortunately you won’t find that here, but you will find low-quality entertainment, and there’s gotta be something to that, right?

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Organism - when I see someone from high school in a store but they don't see me yet

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Cartoon - Everybody Me

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Font - i dont struggle with anxiety it actually comes very easy to me

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Cartoon - -If you need me, I'm here. -If you don't, I'm still here.

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White - my brain every night: NO sleep. ONLY TIRED

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Text - being a perfectionist and a procrastinator is a shitty combo we'll get the job done perfectly but like...tomorrow

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Hair - you ever go to someone's house and see every family member just being happy and getting along like damn bitch y'all live like this???

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Cartoon - Family is still family no matter how they've hurt you @thebandoffice

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Adaptation - When ur at a pool party and ur the only one who feels like swimming @tank.sinatra

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Poster - slaps roof of brain "you won't believe how much of absolutely nothing of value or importance this baby can fit!"

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Room - Me, after telling my parents that my relationship is good, I'm doing financially well and that overall, things are okay And scene.

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Text - fool me once, shame on u. fool me twice, thats just fucked up. u know im dumb as hell. like come on

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Text - "No one can describe me in two words lol" The coffee machine: Cashless failure N ATE

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Cat - Everyone: baking homemade bread and working out during the lockdowns Me with a nonexistent sleep pattern: MemeCenter.com

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Text - Ihate when people ask me what l'l be doing THIS YEAR , Come on guys | don't have aNY IDEA WHAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE

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Nose - When someone is crying and you don't know what to do u want water?

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Green - single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive

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Face - WHEN YOU FORGOT TO STUDY ABOUT THE PATIENT'S MEDS Patient: what is that medication for?? .. its. is for you..."

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Text - I AM A DUMB BITCH WITH TERRIBLE TASTE I WILL NEVER CHANGE I WILL NEVER IMPROVE THAT IS A PROMISE

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Text - "There hasn't been a relatable protagonist to come out of Hollywood in years." Me, an intellectual:

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Photo caption - I am WAY too sleep-deprived to deal with youn negativity right now

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Product - Me Staying up late because I want to have some kind of free time knowing l'll be exhausted the next day Me

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Text - anxiety brain: IM GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UNCARED FOR the other side of my brain which is wearing a hawaiian shirt: [cracks another sparkling water] yeah probably thuri-ly-made-madej TALMO 70

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Cartoon - Me applying critical thinking skills and going on an in-depth but intelligent tangent about an abstract subject Me turning on my turn signal S accidently because I forgot how to turn on my wipers

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Text - Me: *notices the smallest difference in how a person is texting me* Me: In conclusion, I'm annoying

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Face - created my own personal hell through poor decision making Damn.. I kinda aborteddreams

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Cat - "You not even watching the movie" Me: Yes I am Oczsavage

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Text - TASTE...TOUCH-- SMELL... HEARING-. ALL MY SENSES WERE HEIGHTENED! EXCEPT PERHAPS FOR THAT SECRET INGREDIENT CALLED COMMON SENSE!

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Photo caption - YOU DON'T HAVE EXPERIENCE INEED A JOB BUTI NEED TO WORK TO GET EXPERIENCE THEN WORK THATS WHY I'M HERE EXPERIENCE HOW AM GONNA GET EXPERIENCE WITHOUT A WORK WORK Cound County

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Thirty-Nine Silly Memes For Bored People

These memes will lift your spirits. Well, we can’t guarantee that, but we can hope. Scroll down for some prime entertainment, and click here if you want more! You know you do…

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Product - Everyone:"Are you gonna continue to post shitty memes? Me: YEAH BUOY

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Text - Henry Sotheran Ltd @Sotherans "I bought another book" - transactional - people will ask if you REALLY need more books - reminds you of your bank balance "I paid a terrible price for this knowledge" - classy Faustian vibes - intimidating - implies all books are priceless treasures. which they are. O 69.9K 5:44 AM - Nov 5, 2019

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Cartoon - *May the best one win* AMDA NVIDIA. GEFORCE *autistic screeching CUDA RADEON GRAPHICS INTEL HD GRAPHICS

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Amphibian - Ihate when girl's friends say "you better not hurt her, or else" Imao like wtf are you gonna do Jennifer? Call me a fuckboy in a group message? Ohh i'm so scared.

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Pink - When you trying to buy food from your daughters pretend restaurant and she comes back saying your card was declined! First of all the service is horrible here and prices are outrageous! FRINCE

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Hair - When you get soap in your eye but you tryna see the demon in the shower with you

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Operating system - why are they stirring macaroni at 1am

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Hair - Me: Is this birdcage made out of nickel? Pet Store: Aluminum I think Me: So there's no nickel in this cage? Pet Store: Don't you dare! Me: It's a nickleless cage Pet Store: GET OUT! Worth it

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Dog - WeRateDogs® O @dog_rates This is Pixel. She was photographed before and after being told she's the best girl in the whole wide world. 13/10 suspicions confirmed 8 аро 9:10 AM · 11/18/19 · Twitter for iPhone

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Fictional character - KEY TO YENNEFER'S ROOM 2 KEY 2 Common item 0.UI (slavic folk musie stops)

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Text - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal teacher: according to several preschoolers, your son has invented the word "Kinderfarten" me: that's a problem teacher: I'm glad you agree me: I invented "Kinderfarten" 8:12 AM · 11/18/19 · Twitter for iPhone

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Land vehicle - Sleep K.OM 8621 This is brilliant. Playing video games until 5am Sleep NOB, K QM 8621 But I like this.

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Text - badgirlkiki @badgirlkiki_ imagine how frustrated the cashiers at scholastic book fairs are. those kids don't understand tax. their mom gave them $20 and said “books only". they think they can get a book that's $16.99 and an eraser that's $2.99. "yeah right, idiot" the cashier has to say (by law) O 187K 12:24 AM - Nov 18, 2019

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Cartoon - Joe mama jokes don't work I have 2 dads Joe mama so ugly your dad married a man

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Text - Picaresque Thomson l @Mianmath83 Them: Very sorry, sir, we're out of maple donuts. Me: (faraway look)...that's fine...everything's fine...I have to go now.... Night descends, music playing softly. Rain starts falling. A lone figure is seen on the roof of the donut shop. 5:49 AM · 11/18/19 · Twitter for iPhone

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Dog - Oh god, make it stop.

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Text - Dios es mi droga @Lucky_Leftovers My daughter said "daddy we are not friends with Brooklyn because she said I dress weird" No questions asked now I got beef with a 4 y/o named Brooklyn and her father. I dont make the rules to this gang shit. I just play my role. 8:10 PM · 04 Jan 19 from California, USA ·

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Text - Teacher: "Why didn't you use the bathroom at break?" The bathroom at break:

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Text - bit ch tit s @borderlinemom8 Wanted: Hibernation Buddy Must be interested in laying in bed eating junk while watching Netflix. Also must love cuddles and be down with sleeping for the next five months straight. 8:31 AM · 11/17/19 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - When you hear your friend say "oh yeah, that asshole over there loves blink-182" "Oh geez that's

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Text - Policeman: What is your name? Man: The Wizard of Oz Policeman: Your FULL name. Man: (Quietly) The Wizard of Ounces

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Bird - YOU TRIED SCRAMBLING THE WRONG EGG MOTHERFUCKER 35¢ leng nopeDigitalMeddle YourChlidhoodRuined.com

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Text - When the teacher says the test will take a hour but you finish it in 3 seconds and bring the class average down by 15% They said it could not be done

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Text - I want to wake up with I get up you the rest of my life at 5:00 Am Nevermind

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Text - Jenny Nicholson (turkey gobble go... @JennyENicholson They refuse to show us Yoda at the one age we want: whatever age his species considers the most sexy 7:01 AM · 11/18/19 · Twitter for Android

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Hair - i don't trust you if you think violet is not the most relatable character in history Buy Suids for Srat

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Text - SparkNotes @SparkNotes Ending your essay with "in conclusion" - dull | - repetitive - unoriginal Ending your essay with "that's my story and I'm sticking to it" - powerful - definitive clarifies whose story this is (yours) and what you're going to do (stick to it) 7:39 AM - 11/18/19 · Twitter Web App

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Text - YOU WOULON'T STEAL A MEME Photo saved to this device

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Text - Expat Med @DrExpat_ I LEFT MY FRONT DOOR OPEN AND MY ROOMBA JUST WENT OUT AND I CAN'T FIND IT. WHAT ARE THE CONSEQUENCES OF THIS. IT HAS NO NATURAL PREDATORS. 3:50 AM · 19 Dec 18 · Twitter Web Client

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Text - Rachel Therrien @riquelz96 · my dad wrote me a report card when I was 11 PERFORMANCE APPRAISAL 2-N-07 Name Rachel Therrien Using the following scale, assign a score for each of the following attributes: Very Good - 4 Satisfactory - 3 Improvement Needed - 2 Unsatisfactory - 1 Excellent - 5 Personal Habits N/A 2 Brush Teeth/Shower when asked Keeps Room Clean Helps with Chores Does homework Attitude Does not verbally harass parents Does not verbally harass siblings Does not physically harass

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Text - Coach KJ @CoachK_Johnson WAS IT A BAD DAY? OR WAS ITA BAD FIVE MINUTES THAT YOU MILKED ALL DAY? @memezar mil @milupton I didn't need such a personal attack

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Eyewear - When your car is making a really weird noise but your bank account is empty Nothing's wrong, I can'feel it

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Text - dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch son: thanks for takin me to astronaut practice dad i had so much fun :) buzz aldrin: this isn't a game. remember why we're doing this. son: *serious nod* moon revenge O 3,916 9:16 AM - Dec 9, 2018

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Hair - Normal рeople yawning Dads yawning

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Text - Idk who needs to hear this but this means your high beams are on and I can't see shit because of it.... EO

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Text - Anonymous said When's your bedtime :) pukicho Whenever I next collapse is purely up to the gods Source: pukicho 41,116 notes

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Machine - WANT TO HEAR SOMETHING REALLY FUN ABOUT SCIENCE? YOU WOULD. NERD. PRESS BUT ssyesq: I would love this card. urce. leanaisnotaba.

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Text - Ladies what do we want? Meaningful friendships! More girl nights outs! REAL HUMAN CONNECTION! When do we want it? ... well this week isn't good... I can't do anything after 8pm on a work night... ... Let me check my calendar and get back to you...

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Thirty-Nine Random Memes Perfect For Mindless Scrolling

Quarantine boredom got you down? Us too. But that’s okay, because we have literally as many memes as you could possibly ever want. Just scroll down, and then click here to see more!

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Canidae - 0.0000004 GB in 1969 4 GB in 2020 You must delete 5 apps to install a new one I put men on the moon

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Text - High Schooler: When I graduate I wanna- Army Recruiters: 2 CASUALLY APPROACH CHILD.

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Electronic device - The four horsemen of staying awake until 3am NETFLIX imgflip .com

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Face - When you flashbang yourself in a game

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Shoulder - lyrics in the 80s lyrics now never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodby imgflip.cnever gonna tell a lie and hurt you he's mad she's mad don't care ha ha

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Fictional character - My Gaming PC Other Gaming PCs

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Adaptation - 10 y/o me putting all the animations in every single slide in PowerPoint. SHS

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Font - EYE TEST If you see this watermelon as: RED - You're angry Green - You're sick Blue You feel like you have no purpose on life and are just searching for somone to love you the way you love them

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Text - YouTuber Skyrim Grandma announces she is scaling back streams for the sake of her health after receiving onslaught of patronizing comments vg247.com/2020/05/25/sky... Traduire le Tweet made with mematic

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Hair - Pizza rolls in the oven VS. the microwave

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Text - Doctor: Hi, how are you? Patient: I'm doing good thanks Doctor: get the fuck out then

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Shoulder - Reddit watermark ifunny.co watermark

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Helmet - Its a PNG, I'swear! Peddetock2007 Youtre lying!

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Sky - How many rounds can you go? O 1,970 27942 12.1K AJ @ifrizzzle Replying to @lovelylatina If I get the ray gun from the mystery box, then about 45

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People - ME MY OTHER 200 GAMES THE SAME TWO GAMES I ALWAYS PLAY imgflip.com

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Text - woke_space_jesuit.exe @piag. 19h v T regret to inform you that Pope Francis is a weeb A America Magazine O @a. · 19h Pope Francis arrives Japan and declares: "Ever since I was young, I have felt a fondness and affection for these lands. americamagazine.org/faith/2019/1... 32 27 1,219 O 7,905 Ignorant Lad @IgnorantLad 5h So you're telling me that he has the power of God AND anime on his side?

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Mammal - i ICANHASCHEEZBURGER? • 1 MIN READ You Can Now Become Your Cat By Turning His Photo Into An Incredibly Realistic Mask Identity theft is not a joke, Jim. Millions of families suffer every year.

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Text - Connor Stone @connorstonehere Agent: I have the perfect role for you. The movie's called Ocean's Eleven. Brad Pitt: Can I eat in it? Agent: Uhh sure. So we already have George Clooney and- Brad Pitt: Every scene. Agent: What? Brad Pitt: I. Want. To. Eat. In. Every. Single. Scene. 10:25 AM · 07 Feb 20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - When you are on appear offline and somebody messages you "I know you're on"

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Facial hair - PROFILE TAGGED PASSPORT РHOTO РHOTO РHOTO G2A

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Barechested - we are all going to look like Christian Bale when we get out of quarantine. One way or another

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Yellow - @_fluoreszent 2020 Emergency Phone Not Installed Please Do Not Have An Emergency At This Location

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Face - Respectful Memes @RespectfulMemes 11. There are special spoons to weigh small frogs. 05 4:45 PM - May 25, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 166 Retweets 980 Likes Benne @Beboard_ · 3m Replying to @RespectfulMemes

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Face - CoD players You *Uses a meta weapon* WHAT AFUCKING PUSSYASS BITCH *Plays even moderately well using any obscure weapon* WHAT AFUCKING PUSSY ASS BITCH *Plays the game in any way, shape or form* WHAT AFUCKING PUSSYASS BITCH

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Face - A good pirate never takes another person's property!

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People - Other people during pandemic: *panicking* Me: These people have no idea how to live without money. FAKIN 1862 They're what's called "new poor." ... We're old por.

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Cartoon - When I'm getting scolded but the TV is still on

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Airline - Everybody gangsta Aerolineos Argentinos Til the airplanes start flapping

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Action-adventure game - Middle schooler finally learning negative numbers Irrational Imaginary numbers numbers Transfinite numbers Нурerreal numbers Surreal Infinitesimals Letters numbers

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Cartoon - when you are trying to explain something and start to wonder if you know what the fuck you are talking about

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Cartoon - What year is it? 50 B.C. What does B.C. stand for? Before Christ 8memes Who is Christ? No f cking clue mate

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Cartoon - Gus @kurahsama · 5s The homies: Bro, just shoot your shot she's 100% into you Also the homies: Five hundred yen says he gets.rejected at full power.

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Technology - CRAFIY.DIPLY.COM Man Spends Entire Month Proposing To Girlfriend Without Her Knowledge THE TRICKSTER

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Cartoon - When it's 2001 and your homie is telling you all of the GTA: San Andreas cheat codes

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Text - When your remote is acting up so you lift it higher for better connection

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Face - What's the worst pronunciation of your name you've ever heard? Saad Ashfaq @jhaatlyf Sad as fuck

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Thirty-Four Hilarious Memes To Numb The Boredom

Instead of feeling sad about being quarantined, just numb all of your feelings with memes! That’ll work, right? Sure, let’s go with that. Click here for more very stupid entertainment!

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Cartoon - Parents: Buys their kid a 2,000$ gaming setup Kid: plays video games Parents:

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Face - Entire world: "stay home" Florida: No, I don't think I will. adam.the.creato

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Chef - CINES SIGARETTA Marlbern Smoking kills Varlberm imgflip.com

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Muscle - Dad with Daughter Dad with Son

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Text - The decline of civilization can be traced back to when they stopped putting toys in cereal boxes

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Animated cartoon - Mom: Sweet dreams! The diabetic kid:

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Green - Do you need some help... Hey! THE WEB? ..connecting to...

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Text - stop imagining fake scenarios and hurting your own feelings No, I don't think I will.

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Fictional character - Write your name in reverse! It's your demon name. Cromic fatts marvel de People named Bob.. Maybe I am a Demon made with mematic

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Text - I be drowning in champagne, but the "cham" is silent

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Cartoon - ВОВ II UNILAD • 2 MIN READ England's Oldest Man Says Key To Reaching 111 Is 'Avoiding Dying' sigh He has such a way with words.

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Photo caption - Not to get political or anything but what the fuck is oatmeal

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Dog breed - When the game is loading and you see your idiotic reflection in the screen.

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Recreation - PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT PEOPLE AT THE BEACH WHEN YOU ARE PEOPLE AT THE BEACH

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Job - Even wars are on hold due to the virus Proving they were never essential

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Shoulder - Me staring at a random spot in the room, trying to trick a ghost into thinking I can see it:

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Axolotl - Using Drake Template Using Axolotls becasue it's Earth day and we need to save them

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Dog - Best part of the song GPS- voice

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Human leg - FUN FACT: OVER 2 MILLION PEOPLE HAVE KNEES

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Animated cartoon - Joe Exotic is Steve Irwin's Wario

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Clothing - This Shirt Is Sending Mixed Messages NEVER CASHI D O YSUR BEST SAVE 20 QUIT AR Never do your best, quit Never Quit, do your best

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Hair - Remember Ken from Toy Story 3? This is him now. Feel old yet?!

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Barechested - Watching my Grubhub driver drop off my $40 meal from a fast food restaurant that's literally 3 blocks away

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Community - pray for any managers these ladies come across drgrayfang WOME FOR - TRUM

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Supermarket - Emily A. @emzorbit My grocery store has replaced the salad in the salad bar with.... liquor. DVBK CHOCorvIE 50 ML BOTTLES IFTING SAMPUNG MEW UGUORS COOKING G

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Cartoon - 2020 Another tragedy Me 2020 Me used to the shitty year

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Text - Bob Ross: *draws a branch* me: nice Bob Ross: *draws second branch* cause everyone needs a friend me: *holding back tears* nice

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Text - HIGH FIVE 50% less bacteria than a handshake FIST BUMP 90% less bacteria than a handshake Sweep the leg 100% less bacteria than a handshake

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Text - Gougle cant stand people correcting me ALL IMAGES SHOPPING VIDEOS NEWS Did you mean: can't stand people correcting me made with mematic

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Vehicle door - Iron-Man : Rich billionaire with a powerful suit Thor : God of lightning Ant-Man: Cinfinitedoggo ok so basically im very smol

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Text - 6 year old me drinking apple juice from a fancy glass

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Photo caption - Kids getting introduced to Y in math after learning X: This is getting out hand. Now there are two of them!

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Photo caption - Me to myself: Just be normal, you are on a date. Me five seconds later: APPLANCE I love refrigerators!

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Text - my neek, my back my crippling aniety attacks

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Thirty-Four Miscellaneous Memes To Defeat The Blues

Let’s face it: you’ve got the blues, we’ve got the blues, we’ve all got the blues. Everything sucks right now and we’re just thankful for the existence of memes. Let’s all pour one out for memes.

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Product - "Can one of y'all wipe my ass?"

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Face - Wife : While we're out let's stop by Wal-Mart Me :

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Cartoon - The problem isn't a shortage in toilet paper. The problem is people taking more than they need. Supermarkets: People: *Realising the same logic applies with other resources.* The 1%:

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Product - Me fixing my life @CabbageCatMemes

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Text - Ja Rule O @jarule · 3d If y'all need me l'll be in Alaska... Q 244 27437 ♡ 2,105 Kokain Dawkins @kokain_dawkins Replying to @jarule Nobody has needed you since 2005 bro

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Asphalt - 130 My dude is washing the ground... In the rain... And that's what it's like to be in the Army.

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Management - MOS sarcasmmother Thave trust issues but Putin is on another level #FHV

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Wrestling - @the.atomic.elbow Me Toilet handles ue

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Text - Ernie informs Bert who's gonna give it to him

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Dinosaur - Oh shit! The economy!!

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Text - If Frodo fit the ring perfectly into his butt would he disappear or would his poop vanish temporarily as it passed through? Me: The cashier at Target:

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Mammal - How I show up to a job interview knowing I used the word "orchestrated" on my resume. @StupidResumes

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Photo caption - If God, made a man, in his own a image, why aren't we all, like.invisible? Father Guido Sarducci CJ Kalish

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Furniture - Pillow fort couch AYEND

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Facial expression - Now that I have children I really understand the scene in Return of the Jedi where Yoda is so tired of answering Luke's questions he just up and dies.

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Action-adventure game - When you're done looting dwemer ruins

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Yoda - Checking up on that one Ex You Dead yet Bitch made with mematic Pictune Quotes & Creator App

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Hat - When your son finds some cool rocks on your nature hike They were like golden nuggets to that boy.

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Games - All Dogs Heaven EXCEPT FOR THOSE CLASS TRAITORS IN THE PAW PATROL

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People - SETHWAR

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Text - amazingmars self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void A the-official-nasa May we suggest a Soothing Bath™ instead Source: amazingmars 481,817 notes

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Media - Ehe HARD Times The Hard Times @REALpunknews Report: 78% of American Corporations Living Stimulus to Stimulus の Walmar hevn Exenti onMo at&t MorganChase b herrca ConocoPhitips Report: 78% of American Corporations Living Stimulus to Stimulus thehardtimes.net 9:00 AM · 28 Mar 20 · Buffer

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Text - I know this. When this ends- AND IT WILL-every game will sell out, every restaurant will have a 2-hour wait, every kid will be glad to be in school, everyone will love their job, the stock market will skyrocket, every other house will get TP'd, and we'll all embrace and shake hands. That's gonna be a pretty good day. Hang in there, World.

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Text - FUCK 2019 SHEERS TO 2020 10 Haunting Photos Taken Moments Before Disaster 1,852,483 views 2K I 610

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Dog - The Thirteen Colonies: *throws tea into the ocean* The British Empire: do u wanna fucken go? lean in_my_terea

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Nose - "Real Fact #1470 Of the 193 members of United Nations, Britain has Invaded 171 of them. Get all the "Real FactN' at smaple Britain:

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Cartoon - when your opponent is better than expected.

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Text - God: I made Eve for you and these animals so you wouſdn't be alone Adam: And who is that in the lake God: I don't know. She was there when I got here

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Door handle - Just pulled the door handle off, safe to say the fucker was as surprised as I was..

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Text - the drake gatsby 8 @DrakeGatsby Me: Man T-Rexes looked so col Scientist: Nah actually they looked like giant idiot birds Me: Oh bummer. They were great hunters tho Scientist: There's evidence they were scavengers Me: Ok maybe just stop ruinin- Scientist: They wore socks with sandals

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Text - The food that's left at the supermarket during a panic, that's what dating in your 30s is like.

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Fifty Silly Memes Made For Banishing Boredom

These memes are for when you just need some extremely dumb entertainment. We don’t ask questions, we’re just here to supply it for you. Now go enjoy some unintelligent humor!

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Photo caption - "Have you completely replaced human interaction with memes?" @heckoffsupreme [MAKES "I DON'T KNOW" SOUND

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Text - Doth @DothTheDoth Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle & explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations 1:59 p.m. 19 Dec 17

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Police officer - Cop: seen anything unusual? Me: a dolphin with a hat once Cop: I mean around here Me: nah they live in water

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Text - THIS IS HOW IM SLIDING INTO DMS IN 2019 11:02 PM Max get back here my bad lol he just be running off sometimes but what's up tho

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Text - This photograph I took of this bird in the sunset looks so peaceful AmI high or does that bird look like a rabbit on skis in the middle of a long jump...

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Text - Jeremy McLellan @JeremyMcLellan Having a rough day? Just remember that an arrow can only be shot by pulling it backwards, so when life is dragging you BACK with difficulties, it means it's about to send you FORWARD to kill someone.

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Product - Siri, show me the worst possible combination of words 13 Des Pitbull covers Toto's 'Africa' for Aquaman soundtrack

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Font - when you block your ex on everything but they still have access to your Netflix account Kids kias Can we talk please

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Cartoon - When my CAR starts making noises that sound expensive 6 5

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Text - @astrarchi you haven't experienced real heartbreak until you've come across a meme you'd send to a person who you don't talk to anymore

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Snapshot - Death: Any last words? Me: You're late. OMIN SALES CENT IG: TheFunnylintrovert 1c: TheFunnyntrevert

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Text - tone malone @TonyLaululu Fake Post Malone account: "Love until you can't love anymore, that's when the good things in life happen" Actual Post Malone: Beerbongs & Bentleys @PostMalone is meatball an fruit

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Photo caption - "Shrek and Han Solo dress the same" Me Normal conversation

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Text - Leo Steinmetz @turnyoursignals Ladies if he - is cold to you - seems distant - takes up a lot of space and time - is most visible between 50-300 GHz when looking out of the galactic plane that's not your man, that's the cOsmic microwave background

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Text - me: *checked that the door is locked 3 times* my brain: х XDoubt

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Joint - If you feel uncomfortable in the night, please understand it is just your skeleton's inherent need for freedom. Soon

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Line - I have started coloring to manage my stress and anxiety.

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Sculpture - Be careful whou call ugly in middle school

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Photo caption - I wanna be as rich as Diddy is and get confused when i see a $1.00 bill

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Statue - Platini @Platini 954 This. This is what friends are for.

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Text - sara* @saranbustos "So do your tattoos have any meaning?" Look buddy, my life doesn't even have any meaning

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Album cover - The three basic human needs: Free Two Day Shipping Heat Water

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Motor vehicle - Ineed this in my life

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Bear - When u wanna take a cozy nap or be left alone for 7 and a half months IG: davie dave

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Engineering - What you see vs. what your family sees when you reset the router ATHERNET POWER RESET

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Hair - When you want to read something interesting on the internet. "Please turn off your adblocker." All right, then. Keep your secrets.

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Face - When everyone describes you as "chill" but you're on the verge of a mental breakdown & mask it by acting unbothered about everything

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Vehicle door - The older I get the more I understand Britney's breakdown years ago. This really could be me any minute

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Text - memes and death @sadposting no offense but if i die and no one uses a ouija board to keep me updated on memes then i will legitimately haunt all of you via Twitter for iPhone 15/12/2016, 14:27

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Text - When someone tells me to do something I was already planning on doing well now I am not doing it

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Movie - Napoleon Hitler Ме, going out without my jacket thinking it's not gonna be that cold

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Menu - THE FIRST RULE OF PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE CLUB IS... YOU KNOW WHAT NEVERMIND. IT'S FINE

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Text - cultural impact: Phineas and Ferb the entire teaching the word aglet education system

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Text - me at 14: can't wait to travel the whole world once i'm earning my own money me now: mustn't forget that tupperware at work, it's my only one

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Photo caption - Power Companies: "sends electric bill* The Mitochondria: @memeology.md thui You guys are getting paid?

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Sign - I hate it when you see a sign and suddenly your plans are ruined

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Text - Pros of being an adult: can eat 28 cookies and no one can stop me. Cons of being an adult: I ate 28 cookies. No one stopped me, and now I feel awful.

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Furniture - When you and your friends are trying to look normal in public but just aren't

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Photo caption - Everyone talks about an inner child. I have an inner older lady who says inappropriate things, judges everyone and wants to be in bed by 8pm

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Text - Messages Contact Mark iMessage Today 6:35 PM Dude what is your street name? Lil Marco You live on a street called Lil Marco? Delivered Ohhhh you meant my address?

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Brick - Me trying to repair my life:

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Text - Someone's career: "starts taking off Racist tweets from 2012:

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Rock - The Economist @TheEconomist 15h The Economist Why aren't millennials buying diamonds? econ.st/294G6yf 229 236 Lifelong Iceland Fan @CowlonFullerton @TheEconomist I work at a grocery store 6/30/16, 7:13 PM from Kansas, USA

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Photo caption - @hoemoticon when you're hanging out with friends and your social battery runs outs @will ent evil @evilbart24 This actually happens. Like the moment you realize you're out with people and you don't wanna be there anymore

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Brick - The perfect doormat doesn't exi... Did you call first?

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Product - You guys live in apartments like this and don't see any issue... Comment Like Share Most Relevant User101 It drives women crazy that men can just sit and be happy. Like Reply

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Text - nickjonestattooist "No tattoos thanks, my body is a temple" Temples:

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Twenty-Nine Random Memes For People Tired Of Everything

Raise your hand if you’re tired of everything. You know, all of this crap. Alright, now that all of our hands are raised, let’s all just forget about everything and scroll through the following memes.

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Text - a @un3asyy bitches be like "bitches be like" and then be the bitches that be like 20:43 · 27/02/2020 Twitter for iPhone 24.9K Retweets 98.2K Likes English teachers:

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Movie - The Ring must be destroyed What about the droid attack on the Wookiees? Who's this guy?

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Product - *Puts down gently in fear of breaking the TV* *Puts down gently in fear of breaking the table and your fingers*

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Text - Kid: Dad, can I wear my fishing shirt for picture day? Dad: Sure you can son. AKSMASTER?

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Text - Tweet Marvin O @themagnificent if you're arguing loudly on your phone in public, please put it on speaker. I need to hear both sides of the story to know who's side l'm on 07:33 PM 20 Jun 19 Twitter for Android 1,046 Retweets 3,112 Likes

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Clothing - How I expected my What it is apocolypse outfit to look..

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Internet meme - When you're 93 and fricking immortal but your son, 71, tests positive for Córonavirus SHAME

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Photo caption - WILL WILL SMITH SMITH WILL SMITH? YES, WILL SMITH WILL SMITH WILL SMITH

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Animated cartoon - "COVID-19 symptoms include having a lack of taste" People with "live, laugh, love" wall decor:

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Hair - Instagram was invented by Jessica Instagram when she tried to get attention twice at the same time gettyimages dodum

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Wildlife - When the human you're going to eat starts to run

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Cat - Family: look who's up early Me pulling an alnighter:

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Floor - Government : work from home Archaeologists: RID

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Bird - This bird landed on the page about itself the bird:

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Hair - The further down you scroll, the higher ground he gets. @kenobi_daily

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Suit - when teacher is 15 minutes late you're legally allowed to leave teacher after 14,5 minutes

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Text - Pros and cons of dating me Pros: You're not single anymore Cons: Me

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Adaptation - Michelle: "why are we pulling over?" Obama: "just grab the fucking camera" 420

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Motherboard M @motherboard Scientists just erased certain memories from a snail's brain-and they think it'll work with humans, too DANK MLMEOLOGY @lordflaconegro Scientists: do you remember anything? Snail: Scientists: my god what have we done

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Supermarket - Im sorry. I cant sellyou anythingif you're not wearing a mask. eGitt Car nstanth 25 Cash your ta refund chec for 6 or less W If i come back wearing a mask, i aint paying for shit. er:

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Woodwind instrument - CEMEEUL CO +

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Text - Sarah Archer @SarahArcherM every chef right now: Today I'm going to show you how to make something simple with ingredients everyone has in their pantry, since you can't go to the store. I'm starting with Madagascar vanilla, hemp milk, and a single feather from a dodo bird. 11:11 AM · 4/3/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - THE MAN WHO CREATED AUTOCORRECT HAS DIED. RESTAURANT IN PEACE.

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Suit - We give every mom Pixar an absolute dumptruck ass.

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Clothing - this is the hat you buy to let everyone know you're in ur late 30s and have been to every brewery in town more than once pings

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Asphalt - Laziness Random motivation at 2 in the morning More laziness

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Text - When you misjudged how potent the brownie was @Top Tree

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Product - MOVIE WN ME SUBTITLES

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Fifteen ‘Four Elements’ Memes That Offer A Dumb Play On Words

We recently put out a gallery of Avatar memes, but these get a little more specific with the elements of the four nations (air, water, fire, and earth). They involve incredibly dumb, groan-worthy plays on words, and we’re secretly kind of into it. Scroll down for some examples!

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Hair - Hair Hwater Hfire Hearth

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Photo caption - Together, the Flavorbenders can open the gates to flavor town FLAVORBENDERS GUY FIERI MAN AQUA MALE EARTH FELLA AIR

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The TWEN 320 Bel-Air Y20 The Fresh Prince The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air of Bel-Water MG The Fresh Prince The Fresh Prince of Bel-Fire of Bel-Earth

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Community - Tony Blair Tony Blwater Tony Blfire Tony Blearth getty mages Son Dmp PA

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Human - Claire Clwatere Clfiree Clearthe PANS DEVNR

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Laptop - Macbook Air Macbook Water Мacbook Fire Macbook Rock

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Facial expression - Fire Mark Watermark gettyimages Chip Samodevila Ae Mark Indoaesia Air mark Earth mark

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Brown bear - Bair Bwater Bfire Вearth

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Text - hair hwater H hearth hfire

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Soil - Stair Stearth Stfire Stwater

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Vehicle - Long ago, the 4 Chnations lived together in harmony Chair Chearth Chwater Chfire

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Movie - Chair Chwater Chearth 降去神通 Chfire CHAVATAR THE LAST Chairbender.

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Toilet - Long ago four nations lived together in harmony..

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Chair - Chearth Chair Chwater Chfire

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Fictional character - The four elements Earth Air Fire Water

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Pointless Posts For Those Who Just Need A Laugh

Even though the days all seem to blend together at this point, it’s good to have designated breaks just to feel sane. We hope these memes can help you relax for a bit!

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Text - "Leave the peach cobbler in the kitchen alone," mother would say, going upstairs. But I couldn't help myself. I sneaked in and watched him. Watched him make his stupid little peach shoes, taunting. "Nobody's going to wear those," I'd say. "They're stupid." But on he worked.

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Photo caption - LOOK IT'S THE GUY WHO THROWS M&Ms OVER THE FENCE [adult [adult

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Text - szuddenly you think you want me to shut up? i have to listen to myself even when im not talking tooiconic wow this is a fucking mood

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Swimming pool - Beverly My sisiter in law died in a fire, her Bible was beside her bed on a stand, not a burn mark on the Bible....Awesome...miracle from God... Yesterday at 8:31 PM Like 6 8 Reply Bible God Sister in law love Pucking

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Hair - When you're winning the argument with facts and they start attacking you personally instead of addressing the topic.

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Text - your bff alex @psybermonkey King's men: sorry your highness...we couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again King (drunk af): let the horses try

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Photo caption - LIVE breakyourownnews.com BREAKING NEWS CHAINSAW BEARS REACH USA 12:52 FUCKING BEARS WITH FUCKING CHAINSAWS FOR FUCKING HANDS WTF

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Airplane - When you need to trigger all the conspiracy therorists on your friends list at once. Flying chemtrail-spreading 5G masts, shooting vaccines

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Mineral - You've heard of boneless chicken. But I present to you chickenless bones

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People - Then George said "Yall can tax this dick" and started the first boogaloo Boogalations 7: 4

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Font - AT LAST WE WILL REVEAL OURSELVES TO THE JEDI

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Cat - catitolovers @catitolovers She said ;3

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Transport - A man hurled racist slurs and a punch at a FedEx driver then died after he was punched back FedEx Express fedex.com bLAck pARty @blackxparty Damn, he sent him to God. Same day shipping.

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Text - When you come back from Chernobyl and check on your dick There is another

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Text - I indentify with tinkerbell a lot because she needs attention or she dies and that's pretty much me

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Animated cartoon - Clara's in self-isolation @ramencult Joe Exotic is Steve Irwin's Wario

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Hair - MAYBE SHE'S BORN WITH IT BUSH'S BEST Maple BAKED BEANS MAYBE IT'S MAPLE BEANS

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Adaptation - So he was like you've turned her against me and I was like the fuck you gonna do about it Anakin

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Organism - Rare photos of me jumping to conclusions

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Text - Tatum Saunders @50FirstTates Remember to sanitize your hands and then sanitize the caps of your sanitizer. And then sanitize your hands again from touching the caps and then 11:33 AM · 3/26/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Mammal - synapsid-taxonomy Me: The Tasmanian devil is a voracious predator and should not be engaged with Also me: Heehoo pupper

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Head - me: rips up my drawing cause i messed it up the guy im tattooing:

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People - When you're getting roasted by your friends and you have to pretend they didn't just hit you in your biggest insecurity I care not

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Nature - The beans are growing nicely this year

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Pug - me sneaking into the kitchen with no pants on at 2:24 am to eat shredded cheese

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Green - oh hi Mark

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Cartoon - online best-friend parent Is this a wanted criminal

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Fish - You may be thinking "oh jeebz somebondy help! that guy is drownin fear not: he uses his gills to breathe underwater

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Facial hair - Hello there IIM General Da Vinci

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Text - @olivia_vault Keto people will eat a full block of cream cheese a day and be like this is actually much healthier than even thinking about a slice of bread 12:27 PM · 4/3/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Crab - Are you just gonna scroll past me without saying yee-claw What in crustacean

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Cartoon - Me: Washing a spoon The Spoon: nokubusmemcloved Full Counter!

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Fish - i want my life H2-Over to be

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Hair - me: so what disease do i have? nurse: you have Alzhe- me: I don't remember asking you a god damn thing.

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Cartoon - BUT WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT I? IT'S A tWO-PARTY SYSTEM YOU HAVÉ TO VOE FOR ONE OF US.

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Eighteen Groan-Worthy Pun Memes

These pun-laden memes are for people who like terrible jokes. So whether you’re a dad or a dad at heart, we think you’ll definitely find these worth an eye-roll and a hearty chuckle. And lastly, we want to thank PunHub for many of these, so go check ’em out here!

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Grocery store - You wanna box for those, Sir? Soy Jerky Nah, I hate violence. Is it cool if I just pay with my card?

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Product - 2/5 Do you have any books on turtles? Hard back? Yeah, with little heads. Pun hub

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Product - Me: *making out with girlfriend on the couch* Her: You wanna take this to the bedroom? Me: Aight l'll grab this end, you get the other

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Facial expression - I'm sorry sir, your dad was pronounced dead. @PunHubOnline I can't believe i've been pronouncing it wrong all this time. Pun hub

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Facial expression - Will you be long? I'm coming over Yes.

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Product - What seems to be the problem, Mary? It hurts when I do this Then don't do that

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Hair dryer - You know the drill, right? Yes Milwaukee 12 Hi, it's nice to see you again

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Product - Is this good for wasps? No, it kills them. WASP NEST

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Meal - Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avacados get six They had avacodos

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Product - How do you think we keep the cars here so shiny? Polish? Sorry sir, Jak myślisz, jak trzymamysamochody tutaj tak błyszczące? buts

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Facial expression - My wife is going into labour what should i do? Is this her first child? OPuniHubOnline No, this is her husband Pun hub

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Clothing - When someone asks how much money I have in the bank:

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Job - Can you perform under pressure? No, but I can try Bohemian Rhapsody OPuntubonline Pun hub

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Face - What is your favourite month? July PonHubontine Why july? I didn't lie Pur

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Facial expression - @PunHubOnline Have you met my daughter Beth? And what's Beth short for? Because she's only three. Pun AMERICASBESTPICS.COM

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Police officer - Cop: seen anything unusual? Me: a dolphin with a hat once Cop: I mean around here Me: nah they live in water

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Face - Oh No! our neighbour died! Who, Ray? I don't think cheering is appropriate, Karen

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People - Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is? @Puntubonline No sun

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Fifty Random Memes That Made Us Snicker

Whatever you’re doing, stop and look at these incredibly important memes. You won’t regret it, probably. And while we’re at it, click here for some more miscellaneous entertainment! You’re welcome.

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Dog - WeRateDogs® @dog_rates This is Honey. She wants you to spot the difference between these two pics. It's very subtle so please take your time. 13/10

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Headgear - My cat loves sitting in pants so when i have nothing to do i wear extra pants

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Cat - After a couple months of quarantine, I understand why cats sleep all day.

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Dog - I saw my favorite dog outside the grooming salon yesterday. She looked shocked that I don't live in the salon 24/7

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Adaptation - Big Hero 6 was such an underrated movie that got overshadowed by Frozen. It did not receive the credit that it so rightfully deserved

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Skin - My 2020 relationship status.

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Sign - SPEED LIMIT 30 CYOUR SPEED HIGH SCORE

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Yellow - Did You Know ? ? ? Egg Cooking Times 2 MINS 4 MINS 6 MINS 8 MINS @90smujeriego let it boil till i say oh shit the egg

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Text - Jackie @omggjackiee WHAT DO PPL DO IN THE SHOWER FOR 45 min+???????????? PETER @OkigboHTX Concerts, meet and greets, cry, overthink, arguments. You name it.

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Text - [Pitching a movie idea to Walt Disney] "Alright so there's an adorable little deer..." Walt Disney: Kill his mom

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Text - Mother Of Sarcasm @SarcasmMother If snails are so slow, how come nobody sees them coming? It's always like bam, there's a snail

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Green - Me IHOP waitresses callin me baby

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Text - a gender reveal party where its just you and your partner in a doctors office and you ask your doctor what the gender of your baby is and then they tell you and then you go home

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Poster - When you turn your light off and try to find your bed

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Product - YOUR PHONE WHEN YOU SAYYOU WANT TO BUYSOMETHING e reddit

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Text - Beefy @NotYourBacon *talks to myself* "Why am I talking to myself? I should stop" I say, while talking to myself...

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Dog - i took a pic of my dog using the wide angle lens and i-

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Dog - You're going to hear a little pawp

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Text - 1st rule of family gatherings always bring your own vehicle so you can leave when you want.

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Internet meme - WHEN IT COMES TO CORONAVIRUS IF YOU SHOUT GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH IF YOU COULD CHOOSE YOUR OWN DEATH, NOT SOMEONÉ ELSE'S, THAT'D BE GREAT

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Text - why-cant-cordy-stay: them: the film industry has really been going downhill lately :/ it's all sequels and franchises, nothing's any good- me: + Uno: The Movie (2016) 2h 44min I Action, Comedy, Drama i 30 Novermber 2016 (USA) 10 Rate 430 This At the end of a workday, the only thing anybody wants to do is go home. Unfortunately, that won't be happening tonight. Five co- workers play a game of UNO with ridiculous rules, and it . See full summary UNG Stars: Jeremy Dooley, Katherine Dooley, G

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Text - guess who's awesome and can make it through quarantine

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Adaptation - You know you're getting old when ripped jeans reminds you of pot holes.

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Cartoon - Archaeologists are just grave robbers with a degree

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Product - Someone just threw this tub of mayo at me... What the Hellman. HELLMAN REAL

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Text - Mother Of Sarcasm @SarcasmMother Americans protesting against Coronavirus are the reasons some labels read "do not iron your clothes while wearing them"

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Games - What #legos do when we aren't looking. 000

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Organism - Everyone kept trying to tell me0 was missing out by being single, but now they're all in quarantine thinking twice.

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Photo caption - The Government: Please stay inside People who never jogged before in their lives:

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Product - She's found a new spot in my car lol lalo (75%) @kingbrujx a pup holder

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Dog breed - When Netflix asks if I'm still watching. I'm up. I washn't shleeping.

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Face - me watching my phone ring tilli miss the call

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Smoking - The button on my jeans watching me eat another snack

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Mammal - LOL I'M A DUCK QUACK QUACK MemeCenter.com

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Text - thesinisstronginthisone Me: okay, we got stuff to do today, let's go! My body: sweet! we're out of energy btw Me: ??? I just woke up??? My body: yeah uh well you see we kinda, forgot to make energy Me: My body: Me: My body: Me: you FORGOT-

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Cartoon - Nobody: Minecraft:

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Text - The four horsemen of things that would be impossible to count: Stars in the sky Sand grains on a beach Tabs open on my moms phone Atoms in the buman body

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Text - Joro Marinov @ForsiMarinov The #coronavirus situation in my country is so desperate, that sanitarry staff is forced to clean public toilets more than once in a century. 6:36 PM · May 14, 2020 · Twitter Web App

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Bus - School buses with WiFi are helping children connect to the internet and bridge the technology divide SCHOOL BUS AN SOPL SERICES Well, we were lucky if our bus had heat when I was a kid.

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Text - Dylan Farella @dfarella I put the 'no' in 'l'Il let you know'

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Car - 78 78 Stephen. We're going 78 mph.

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Text - Jo @JoanNatson Small weekend is over.. now entering big weekend

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Fictional character - When you accidentally step on your dogs tail and it does that sad whimper What..have I done

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Muscle - Muscles make the body move. Red YouTube progress bar Grey YouTube progress bar

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Animation - When you don't know anyone at the party but there's a dog

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Text - When you upvote the 'it ain't much but it's honest work' memes because they always get hated on. It ain't much, but it's honest work made with mematic

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Text - Ароcalypse: 2021 The dyslexic Mayan who wrote 2012:

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Thirty Random Memes To Help Pass The Time

Memes really are a genius concept if you think about it. They serve as the preferred method of communication for many Millennials, and they’re a form of art. And lucky for you, we have as many memes as you could possibly ever want!

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Organism - so i got a notification from our security camera that someone was at the front door DANK Ren @GamelikeEA Buzz him in lol

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Text - mechalesbian there are two types of pet owners: 1. my baby!!! my fucking cinammon apple!!!! 2. naughty boy. ugly. stinky bastard man. thomcifer Bold of you to assume this is not the same person.

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Font - How multiple choice answers look when you don't study for the exam.

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Head - When you wake up realizing that you have 4 minutes to get sober, get dressed and make it to work

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Text - Classmate: How did you do on the exam? Me: Im not sure, I answered every question though. D BE C LKUMH ORST MRY

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Newspaper - Cats rule Pelev nte 國 國上 CHINAIAANAAIAAAAAAIAAANNANANAMA NESSA. CO Advisers vow to bo bo be to bɔ boo bo bo bo bo be bo bo bo be to b tobe to to btoto b to b lolaita 空时空控腔性性空控空性嫩性 说与球与理与那与球与与限与有与与 Cybersecurity law makes perfect sense monstersandhellhounds: nedoiko: creepydear: memeguy-com: CHINAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAA Advisors vow to bobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobbo Is this dub step?

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Text - Wife: wtf is this pile of clothes doing on the floor? Me: I struck down a Jedi. W: god I hate you. M: yes, use your hate

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Text - Alex Pettijohn @98fireball Tused to think coffee was a grown-up drink. Then I thought alcohol was a grown up drink. Now I have finally achieved full enlightenment to understand that it is water that is the grown-up drink

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Text - Archaeologists have discovered an ancient mosaic skeleton that says "enjoy your life" EYÖP CYNOD ancient Greek to, "Be cheerful, enjoy your life." Described as a "reckless skeleton" for his YOLO-inciting philosophies, the

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Product - The longer you look, the worse it gets... OY

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Clock - www.dayclocks.com SUNDAY THURSDAY WEDNESDAY Patent D433348 MONDAY SATURDAY ESDAY FRIDAY

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Text - william crooks @willycrooks do u guys eat ur burgers with or without the peel? URGER SE CHE

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Text - When you're about to take an exam you haven't studied for YOU ARE ABOUT TO WITNESS THE STRENGTH OF STREET KNOWLEDGE

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Door - My account Me Guêssing my own fucking password adam.the.creator

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Wheel - Elon Musk presents the new Tesla electric motorcycle:

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Text - When you see this on street, f/Sarcasmlol You have 2 seconds to decide, Being a civilized citizen or Test your free kick skills

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Text - William Wang @cowboylnNY The most Chinese story today. A man in Guangxi paid 2m to have a competitor killed. The guy kept half, hired another for 1m, then another until the 5th was hired for 100k. Figured not worth to kill for so little, he contacted the target trying to fake a death. All 6 in jail now.

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Text - ruby @medievaliszt Теа: - calming - many flavours - the answer to all problems Coffee: - Anxiety Juice™ - 3 heartbeats for the price of 1 - more than 4 cups and you can talk to electricity

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Running - Run Run as Administrator

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Cat - When u hit snooze 23 times and now have 3 minutes to leave the house Btaylormeno

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Nail - When she wants the P 6 82 PIZZA CHOCOLATE CRUNCH CAN CHICKEN WINGS FINALLY @PizzaProposals WORKING MEN THNING CAP Domino's

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Text - Artist: I think I'm going to add a baby to my next painting. Student: Have you ever seen a baby before? Artist: No. It's cool. I'll wing it.

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Text - bloy @Bloy Met a really hot girl who was half japanese half philipino. Think i ruined it by constantly callin her a jalepeno. 4:28 AM 11/28/09 Twitter Web Client bloy @Bloy update: we got married 7:31 PM · 12/17/19 · Twitter for iPhone

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Rat - Meet The Rat Who's Paid Minimum Wage To Chew Holes In Kanye's $3000 T-Shirts aboveaverage.com fozmeadows Peak capitalism is not immediately knowing if this is satire

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Text - me sacrificing my entire career for 8 extra mins of sleep

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Food - ever see something and think: "holy shit, that is violently American"

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Dish - (all beef hotdog fried in a cornmeal tempura and garnished with a tomato reduction) Redneck Sushi ! «Redneck Sushľ ya digg?

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Photo caption - Me watching people walk towards the elevator as I calmly and repeatedly press the "close" button CLASSCAL ART MOCS

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Text - i'm gonna do this wack ass crash diet vogue printed in the 70s and die WINE AND EGGS/3 days / loss: 5 lbs (2.5 k.) I egg, hard-boiled I glass white wine (dry, preferably Chablis) Black coffee Breakfast: 2 eggs, hard-boiled is best, but poached if necessary 2 glasses white wine Black coffee Lunch: 5 oz. (150 g.) steak, grilled with black pepper, lemon juice Remainder of white wine (one bottle allowed per day) Black coffee Dinner:

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Text - James Breakwell O @XplodingUnicorn My father-in-law told everyone to be quiet so he could say grace. My 2-year-old howled like a wolf. She worships the old gods. 5:23 PM 26 Dec 16

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Forty-Eight Very Dumb Memes For Very Bored People

If you clicked here then you’re probably bored out of your damn mind, and that’s okay, because we’re all really struggling in the entertainment department right now. We got you covered.

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Forehead - "Restaurant food is low risk for transmitting COVID-19 because the food service industry already has strict health and saféty guidelines in place for sanitation and cleanliness." Anyone who's ever worked in food service:

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Dish - My thoughts at night be like

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Horse - Sexy and I know. Oh wait

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Rock - Michael Barros @BarrosMichael21 My fiancé just asked me to come into the kitchen to see what they made. "It's a couch potato."

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Text - Thoughts of Dog® O @dog_feelings surround yourself. with those who would flip your ear back for you. if it ever went inside out

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Snout - WeRateDogs® @dog_rates This is Dory. He got tired walking up the hill but that's okay because he brought his wagon. Then he ate a dandelion. 14/10 overall a lovely evening #SeniorPupSaturday

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Text - Me every 20 minutes in quarantine. BACK HKITCHEN TO

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Door handle - blanket

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Product - FAROUQ @farouq_yahaya This bottled water scared me to death last night

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Dog - My dog fell asleep under my daughter's pillow and nearly gave me a heart attack

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Yellow - Samantha Turcotte @samsinbox Tonight on Chopped: a corn tortilla crisp with a reduced tomato purée and a creamy cheese ganache

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Cat - All day he stares at the the fish

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Cartoon - Bro...I told a blind customer "come back and see us" by accident...and he said "ok l'll try my best" 80S 90S AND TODAY

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Vehicle - Contact Dealer My car wants me to buy drugs 40

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Sky - I wish for world clean. hasani @hasanibubbani When the world needed him the most, he vanished.

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Facial expression - Me:*drinks water from shower* Mom:Don't drink the water it's dirty Me:if the water is dirty why are we showering in dirty water Mom: Listen Here, ULil Shit

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Face - When someone insults you and it's actually a good one you haven't heard before.

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Text - Yeah sex is cool but have you ever spent an hour looking for a song that you only remember one lyric from and then finally finding it

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Text - darlinghogwarts what if elle woods from legally blonde had been harry's lawyer during his hearing in the order of the phoenix iamnotlikelilyevans Elle vs. Umbridge is a fight l'd pay to see A hornyspacesnakes Good pink vs Bad pink emmysmusings "You can produce a full patronus?" "What, like it's hard?" ao3commentoftheday

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Text - If I had a time machine l'd probably just keep going back to bed.

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Text - When my inner child gets bored at work... is

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Eyebrow - when its your turn to order your meal and u haven't rehearsed it in your head yet PETTY MEMES

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Material property - Day 1 Day 10 Day 20 Day 30 Conclusion: Quarantine makes feet smaller

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Food - PLEASE USE TONGUES TO PcCk PASTRIES. Thx

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Cat - Day 89 of Quarantine:

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Text - Niall @niallmoran_ These bullets collided in Gallipoli in 1916. The chances of this happening were one in a billion. Name something more unlikely to happen... Jlon2K @Jlonwavves Three bullets colliding

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Footwear - outside inside

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Cat - When you Google the lyrics of a song and realize you've been singing nonsense for 6 months.

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Human - When you're mad hungry and your food won't cooperate. mr petty wap

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Cartoon - The Simpsons did it again... JCPenney files for bankruptcy JCPenney's

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Hair - Comments have moved GO TO COMMENTS

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Cartoon - When you're at a store and press a button on something and it starts beeping loudly

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Text - when my therapist says the exact same thing I just said, only slightly different [whispering] Thank you.

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Cartoon - LA Finally. After all these years. UNO UNO DOS UNO TRES 2, I have them all.

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Text - Life goal: to have as much free time on my hands as people who come to a complete stop at yellow lights.

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Text - are wii gonna have a problem

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Text - Nobody Literally Nobody My PS4 charger at night

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Text - 20wto be a good by

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Text - STEVE HUFF eSteveHuff Gonna let the Forensic Files narrator soothe me to sleep with murder stories now.

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Photo caption - So you see, not a single person in 2015 got the answer right to "Where do you see yourself in five years from now."

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Product - When you talk to your friend about something you want to buy f

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Vehicle door - The awkward moment when you find out your best friend is a lightweight. HT CoorsLIGHT

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Human - Pictures from the 1970s Pictures from another planet Pictures from any bank surveillance

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White - "Wtf" automatically translates in our brains but "lol" doesn't.

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Text - Whenever people tailgate me when I'm going 40 in a 35l always purposely slow down because it's like | gave you an extra 5 and you didn't appreciate it so now you get nothing

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Organism - Scrolling to youtube comments Realising they moved it

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Product - Me creating imaginary scenarios and arguments before anyone has even said anything to me

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Thirty-Two Delightfully Dumb Memes And Tweets

We hope that you’re having an excellent weekend, but in case not, here are 32 stupid memes to supplement your boredom. They won’t take the place of having friends or anything, but hey, it’s something, right?

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Text - Text - S Therapist: German Bread isn't real, it can't hurt you German Bread: Gluten tag My German teacher has up to date memes it scares me

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Text - Text - Joe Young @JoeYoungComedy just ran in to Tom from MySpace and motherfucker acted like he didn't know me. 8:08 PM 9/14/19 Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Cartoon - Waking up knowing people are actually going to raiding Area 51 TODAY'S THE BIG DAY, SQUIDWARD!

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Text - Text - Nick Simmons @NickkSimmons You know you ate too much pizza when you go back to the counter for more and the guy goes "are you sure?". Its like don't sit here and talk to me like you're Netflix

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Text - Text - KarIThePale @karl_pale Being a millennial is the anxiety you feel when the toaster is taking too long but forever to pop... 8:54 AM 9/20/19 Twitter for iPhone

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Junk food - Me trying to raise my kids to be better than me.... But this Gangster shit is hereditary Ovchael andrew myers Sugar Couted Good Guys riceA

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Muscle - Adam Lance Garcia @AdamLanceGarcia Officer, I'd like to report a murder. Maxwell Jacob Friedman TM @The MJF JOE MANGANIELLO @JoeManganiello Replying to @The MJF I don't play dungeons and dragons. Ido... HUGE ARMS WIN! $4000 IN GYM EQUIPMENT NEVER PAY FOR A MEMBERSHIP AGAIN CLE ESS TRUE MUSCLE GET RIPPED TRUE BLOOD WEREWOLF JOE MANGANIELLO ISA GYM RAT WITH OUR FULL BODY WORKOUT EAT LIKE A CAVE MAN CRAZY POWER JMY IN JUST ONE CILIDICOIC 8:01 AM 18 Sep 19 Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Melissa Caruso @melisscaru1d Thor: *Throws hammer offscreen* Thor: *Holds out hand expectantly for Mjolnir to return* (Time passes) (Thor starts to look worried) A Random Labrador: *Bounds onscreen, tail wagging furiously, with Mjolnir in their mouth* Thor: *Nods* Ah, yes, of course, all dogs are worthy ti 2,808 56 10.4K

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Text - Brown Sugar @Pr3tTiMom0 This really mad disrespectful TUIICIEN I| MICTOSOIL Pro t or experienc Preferred Qualificat ons Master's degree Minimum Salary $15.29 per hour A ication Instr ctions Applicants must combine all applicatio limit is 11MB. Do not include special c 11:26 AM 9/17/19 Twitter for iPhone 4,683 Retweets 11.3K Likes

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Text - Cary Elwes @Cary Elwes There's a shortage of perfect movies in this world. It would be a pity to damage this one. @Variety 13h Variety Sony Pictures Entertainment CEO Tony Vinciquerra says that "very famous people whose names I won't use" want to redo Norman Lear's 'The Princess Bride' bit.ly/ 30qHpQM

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Text - Area 51 guards yesterday Area 51 guards today

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Fictional character - Skeletor replied J8YCE @joyce_marra 3d Guess what I'm good at 2,790 t1.226 436 Skeletor @GrumpySkeletor 2h Imitating Mekaneck 18 264 2

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Text - Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett shout out to the woman at 7-eleven who answered her phone and said "this better be good i'm buying a hot dog" 6:15 PM 19 Sep 19 Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Susie Dent @susie_dent I always celebrate the day I can use this word again: 'apricity' is the warmth of the sun on a chilly morning. 3:31 AM 20 Sep 19 Twitter for iPhone 1,626 Retweets 9,347 Likes

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Text - Meanwhile at Betty White's house. Death: *slowly cracks open door* Hello, Betty. Betty White: *cocks shotgun* Hello Death: *slowly closing door* Just saying hi Betty White: *aims shotgun* As always. Source: justshutupwillis 63,270 notes

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Furniture - i told my grandma she looked cute today and she said she wanted to match her favorite chair lol Ashley Judith Gramouflage 40 Like Reply 14h

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Text - nic mcshea @nicholamcsheax Just remembered when I was At a works night out and the dj said "no glasses on the dance floor" and a boy I work with took his specs off his face, walked off the dance floor and placed his glasses on the table then walked back to the dance floor again

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Cartoon - "Hey sorry can we reschedul-" My introverted ass:

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Text - Harley @okkharley when a cop is behind you and you've done nothing illegal but you still feel like a criminal @Facialss 20h caption this 3:50 PM 19 Sep 19 Twitter for iPhone

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Text - netw3rk @netw3rk you either diea cordcutter or live long enough to see streaming become cable 1:49 PM 9/18/19 Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Stef Starkgaryen @STEFISDOPE you can't truly call yourself "peaceful" unless you are capable of great violence if you're not capable of violence, you're not peaceful, you're harmless. important distinction.

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Text - rob @robwhisman i'm rubbing my head after getting a cavity filled. dental assistant says, "aw do you wanna tylenol?" i say please and she leaves to get me one. $15 on the bill. i thought she meant, like, from her purse

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Text - Broke Boi @Alm1ghtyJ BREAKING: Rapper 6ix9ine testifies that Bill Nye The Science Guy aka "Slim Killa" is a confirmed member of the Nine Trey Bloods https:// CR E CREATI ER LLU

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Text - the wicked witch of the east bro @kpfeffss The worst part of living in a tourist destination is your friends will come visit and be like "I want you to show me this and this" and you're like I'm gonna show you the inside of a CVS cause I have to pick up my birth control and then go back to bed 5:19 PM 11 Sep 19 Twitter for iPhone 52 Retweets 727 Likes

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Photo caption - Choose ur fighter Ewan @Ewan_jmg Why does it look like the guy on the right is wearing someone else's face

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Cat - dad's I sneaked Nork van while he wasn'r looking and waiTed 84 Miles To say any rhing

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Text - Vincent On Screen @VinceSideJokes Conditioner Gordon: tough on crime, soft on your hair.

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Stairs - Tuesday at 6:58 PM Holdup so this Mf tryna be handicap hadicap whoeva n that wheelchair might as well count they fucking cause days ACC Haha Share

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Text - 3-Year-Old Pennywise the Clown Is Adorably Terrifying #IT #ITMovie Darkseid's Disciple @BlckBolex Look I'll punch a child too. These hands rated E for everybody.

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Text - D.Lee.Blackburn @DL_Blackburn .really needed somebody to come get my mama at my wedding dawg, she was outta line. And se dudes ain't my friends no mo'. (+) T

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Thirty-Six Dumb But Entertaining Memes For Everyday Use

We all have times where we just need to sit back, relax, and turn out brains off. If this is one of those times for you, then you’re in luck, because we have a whole batch of stupid memes for you!

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Armour - This is how I imagine my dog feels when he's protecting the house by barking at the leaves blowing by @tank.sinatra

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Text - The Untastic Mr. Fitz @UnFitz Buddha: Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die. Me taking notes: Buddha says make sure you give the poison to the OTHER guy 2:37 AM · 2/21/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - CNN O CNN @CNN Harvard and Yale scientists are proposing that we tackle climate change by dimming the sun. It sounds crazy, but according to their research, it could actually cut the rate of global warming in half: Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen lol we will fight the sun before we take on capitalism

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Text - Рор. Рор-Тarts @ tarts @PopTartsUS HR is not going to like this tweet Trojan Brand Condoms O followed you 2:53 PM · 04 Feb 20 · Twitter for iPhone 1,712 Retweets 7,911 Likes Pop-Tarts O ars Replying to @PopTartsUS @PopTartsUS · 4h Pop. Please don't make it go viral I will get in trouble 10 27 117 2,013 POp. tarts Pop-Tarts O @PopTartsUS 4h Guys stop retweeting it 31 27 146 1,907

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Cartoon - Me listening to any conversation that I had to take my headphones off for.

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Text - Paul Haine @paul_haine In retrospect I think it's time to question Billy Joel's claim that his generation didn't start the fire 18,746 Likes 4,929 Retweets Aug 15, 2019 at 7:17 AM via Tweetbot for Mac

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Animated cartoon - 10 yo me: *searches for "Google" on Google* My FBI Agent:

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Text - unclefather Can't drink the sarcophagus juice, can't eat the tomb cheese, what even is the point of archaeology ABC News O @abcnews World's oldest cheese found in Egyptian tomb – but it may be filled with a deadly disease ab.co/2VRG3IH

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Pill - This is a placebo meme. Studies have shown that placebo memes are still upvoted even when users are aware they're placebo.

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Cartoon - Never forget the time Tom thought he killed Jerry and how he tried to save the one thing he hated most

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Tire - Disney rehashing all their old movies. 51

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Vertebrate - Bea Gulls

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Product - Sharon Su Follow @doodlyroses The people who manufacture bathtub trays seem to have no idea what women actually do in the bath and I find that strangely comforting 11:47 PM - 23 Mar 2019 7,325 Retweets 27,219 Likes 677 17 7.3K 27K ROYAL

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Text - Hannah Baxter @lsapalindrome Just watched a man bringing home a goldfish on the train accidentally pop the bag- fish flops onto the floor. 3 people swarm to save him (the fish not the man). Guy chugs the last of his coffee and throws the fish in his cup. Lady next to him empties in her bottle of water.

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Text - Oh you're a stoner? Name every stone then. A high geologist 10 Are you challenging me?

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Text - Example 22.2 (end) Music Sadness (begin)

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Photo caption - Power Companies: *sends electric bill* The Mitochondria: @memeology.md You guys are getting paid?

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Text - A duck with four legs and no wings i-forgot-to-water-my-plants please @wishem wishem * DUCK NOISE* wishem He's looking for his wings Who took his wings

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Text - klngly Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, or back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess. mamasoygay fuck kinda subway are u going to? bakugosucks Substitute teachers deal with so much shit gaygerian Guys

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Font - GEOLOGY SLANE ayellowbirds On the one hand, i'm amused at the joke. On the other hand, I'm a librarian and this shelving is horrifying. tharook Well, no shelving system is without fault.

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Cartoon - Me: Defeats the boss and takes all of his loot Everyone else at the office:

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Cartoon - Family is still family no matter how they've hurt you @thebandoffice made with mematic

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Sky - How people fixed lightbulbs before Isaac Newton invented gravity

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Panda - Alzheimer's patient forgetting gravity was invented the FBI

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Text - randy @leakypod imagine how fucken tragic it would be if u lived ur whole life between 1682 (invention of jelly) and 1895 (invention of peanut butter) 8:46 AM · 1/5/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - stephen harper (is coming home) @stephenaharper imagine how fucking angry the rat that controls gordon ramsey must be all the time 2:34 pm · 08 Jul 18 60.8K Retweets 214K Likes

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Cartoon - when you spend years working on a study only to become et al.

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Cartoon - 7 year old me when ! plugged in a charger and took it out and saw a spark JAY MASTER OF LIGHTNIC

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Text - yousef @Yousef_M10 when you're when you're serious excited ALVIN @alvindecstro · 4d two types of person: Aa Aa O O O ::

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Human - my friends asking for my suggestions Ihave anidea! No murder Dincorrectgotquotes Ino longer have an idea

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Organism - Jan 2nd 2,300,000 BCE This Week In Science Rock not for eating. Fire make hot. Stick kll animal. Mammoth for eating. Rock kill animal. Wasp is ouch. Please SHARE these amazing discoveries with everyone you know.

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Motor vehicle - OUR GOAL IS TO completely kill THE PLANET & 99% of bacteria ON IT FOR THE lowest price. Cif Shell GREEN FUTURE

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Facial expression - EMINEM'S GREAT!! Meh, I prefer Skittles! YOU KNOWI MEANT THE RAPPER!! Why would you.want to eat the wrapper?

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Cartoon - Pregnant girls are bodybuilders CHANGE MY MIND No, no. He's got a point

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Text - Today 2:04 pm Aye bro, someone said you sound like an Owl. Who? Exactly In case you haven't noticed, you've fallen right into my trap.

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Thirty-Nine Low-Quality (Yet Funny) Memes

It’s kind of hard to get excited about the weekend now that every day is literally exactly the same. And who knows how long that’s going to go on for. All we know right now is that we have memes.

It’s kind of hard to get excited about the weekend now that every day is literally exactly the same. And who knows how long that’s going to go on for. All we know right now is that we have memes.

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Text - Them: would you like to eat half a pound of ground beef for lunch? Me: no, gross Them: what if I wrapped it in a tortilla? Me: l'll take three

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Dog - The best surprise passenger you can have next to you on a flight Peanut's

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Toy - nostalgia. hreo Bear Famt Counters JB KNOCKOUT @JbKnockout this is such a... deep... deep memory...i almost can't tell if it's... real...

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Font - BEFORE AFTER i O BRIGHT SIDE 4 MIN READ A 26-Year-Old Man Is Reviving Dead Lakes in India, and the World Needs More Heroes Like.. 00 1.3K 29 Comments · 244 Shares Because that's what heroes do

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Text - DeViLKittySUPeRStAR™ @SugarMagicSpice Netflix should have a category called "easy to follow while looking at my phone the whole time".

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Balloon - My bladder as soon as I am in a bad situation where I can't go to a toilet 123RF 123RF e 123RF 123RF A 123RF 123RF e123RF

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Furniture - 1. how did he do this 2. why did he do this russianwholesomeness 1. stronk 2. confy

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Nose - If 2020 was a mood

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Canidae - me: *wakes up* life:

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Text - Alprazo Lam @AlprazolamBitch You ever make weird hypotheticals for no reason whatsoever like "if I hit the stop button on the microwave the exact moment before it beeps I will overcome my depression in a year"

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Animated cartoon - Me every day in quarantine shopping on Amazon like...

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Yellow - fishingboaproceeds where is he traveling justbananathepalidrome To the stars darlin, to the stars

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Text - when I see someone from high school in a store but they don't see me yet

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Text - jonny sun @jonnysun everyone in quarantine can have one (1) minute of focus per day, as a treat

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Food - my wife witnessed a miracle today & yelled across the house with an urgency that had me sprinting. I thought something terrible had happened but when i came into the kitchen she said: Look... Scruibbing Hot C FRESH CE

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Text - 333 @threat3x i dont struggle with anxiety it actually comes very easy to me Oversett tweeten 22:44 · 20.04.2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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Soldier - my tongue finding the popcorn kernel in my tooth my finger trying to find it

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Text - So you're a vegan right? Yeah...why? So when l'm cooking steak my mouth starts watering. So?? I was just wondering, when you mow the lawn, does ur mouth start watering? Delivered F*ck you

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Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland I'm at that age where the heated seats in my truck are more about sothing back pain than warming me up.

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Internet meme - whiskas 1.5 METRO.co.uk METRO • 3 MIN READ Stray cat takes woman into store and points at pet food - so she adopts him

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Text - * Cool Wine Aunt @twirlthat Insane Clown Posse is the obvious answer here lan Karmel O @lanKarmel · 15h If band names were literal, what would be the scariest band to fight? I'm torn between Megadeth and 10,000 Maniacs. 9:58 AM · 5/14/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Heat - Friends that ask you to continue your story after someone interrupted you:

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Text - Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom Me: How long should I roast asparagus in the oven? Food Blogger: Wondering how long to roast asparagus? C'mere! I've got your answer! Me: Cool! Thank- Food Blogger:I was born on a farm in Tennessee. My father was an angry man with 3 fingers on each hand. A war injury...

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Cartoon - Everybody Me

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Text - djbewbz @djbewbz my girlfriend and i recently started dating. i don't think my cat has given his approval yet 10:16 AM · 4/21/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Human - V mtndewbajablast wat if u blew an air horn in the ear of those quiet place motherfuckers mtndewbajablast not to sound like an annoying "i would survive a horror movie" person but heres how i win

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Dog - Me eyeing up a leaf with high crunch potential

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Text - Website: "your order had ship--" Me: Track Package

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Canidae - the leftovers in my fridge watching me reach for the cheese sticks

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Text - Maria lo @taranehayeman oh my god... we forgot the amish. has anybody told the amish what's going on?? HAS ANYONE CHECKED ON THE AMISH Oversæt Tweet 07.16 · 19.03.2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - civilizationkills why do people think humans are the peak of evolution. bears get to eat berries and salmon all the time and sleep half the year. how is that not so much more advanced than working every day until i die! whatshouldntbe ay op is right where that witch from brave at i just wanna talk

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Statue - when ur about to pet a dog and it starts growling

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Sky - a listener needs a listener too

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Text - brandAn is good @LeBearGirdle Ugh, my body is so needy. "Give me water", "I need vitamins". How about you stfu and take this Oreo

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Cartoon - Every year when things start to bloom outside. FUN HURTS MY LUNGS.

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Thirty-Six Pointless Memes Solely For The Purpose Of Entertainment

We have to give you the disclaimer that these memes are pretty much completely pointless. They won’t improve your life that much, but they will make you laugh. That’s something, right?

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Text - Rosievix @Rosievix It's a great question tbh... ib GOV.UK Ask a question at the coronavirus press conference Submit your question What is your question? Try to keep your question as short as possible. Do not include any sensitive personal information, like your National Insurance number or credit card details. You say we're allowed to play sports with members of the same household but my wife is shit at football and I don't want her on my team. How do I tell her? 1:10 AM · 5/13/20 · Twitt

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Abdomen - Jason Momoa is teaching his son how to throw an axe with his eyes closed. You're welcome.

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Adaptation - Little Miss Muffet: *sits on tuffet* Spider: adam.the.creator

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Chemical engineer - Me making a margarita while muted on a conference call -200 100

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Text - nashTM @nash_official someone explain to me why my 2 year old's khakis have full back pockets and i'm out here having to tuck my phone inside my boots 10:38 AM - 5/12/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Arianna Bradford @TheNYAMProject Late last night, I told my husband that I heard a noise. He walked out to go check on it in his underwear, armed with just his phone flashlight. It's nice to know that if we ever wind up in a horror movie, I won't be the first to die after all. 5:59 AM · 5/12/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Canidae - WeRateDogs® O @dog_rates This is Arthur. He receiveda letter today from his 10-year-old neighbor, Troy. I'm told he is incredibly flattered and hopes to schedule a play date soon. 14/10 for both Hello neighbors MY Name is Troy I'm in and I'm just Wonder ing i4 day after this virus you nee d Sitter I can Take your dog on walks and moe 4th g rade a dog and if so 8XÆ A-12 0 5:00 PM · 5/12/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Human - 小貓主越餐厅 PHRN My mom "Come see the guests." Me having a great time PHowLmao .A IA P PAURAETOUe uce

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Text - Thoughts of Dog® O @dog_feelings · 1d v i love you. and there's nothing you can do about it Q 710 2716.3K 129K WeRateDogs® O @dog_rates - 1d love you too Q 44 27 285 20.9K

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Facial expression - The professor's wife confronting him about his affair The professor Everyone else in the Zoom meeting:

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Poster - Brittany Brittany, 31 Monday 11:10 PM I tried really hard to come up with a clever caption for the picture of you with that statue But then I realized it was a bust Sent GIF Type a message...

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kangaroo - 'Doodlebug', an orphaned baby kangaroo was found abandoned on the side of the road when he walked up to a human, held out his arms, and asked to picked up. His rescuer later gave him a teddy bear, and he wouldn't stop hugging it.

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Cat - Being a soft cuddly baby Cats Being an asshole

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Cat - Because fuck you, that's why!

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Food - My wife bought a case of this cereal for me wtf 1 BOWL Every bite makes you better at & YOU'RE GOOD A T SEX doing sex. 10 LAYERS of Wheat 48g Whole Grain 6g of Fiber adam.the.creat

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Text - Today 6:18 PM pizza or Chinese? Anything, as long as l'm not eating with you Damn asshat why the fuck did you swipe right Sent Type a message... GIF V.

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Photo caption - WeRateDogs® O @dog_rates This is Moose. He accidentally opened the front facing camera. Decided to make the most of it. 12/10 : Stephanie McCann 9:23 AM · 5/11/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Suit - GO My finger 1E OF T HBO The close button on ads

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Cartoon - Big burgers should be wider, not taller

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Cat - This is Petrie. She lost her eyes when she was a wee kitten. She's all grown up now and she's the happiest cat I know. Her hobbies include catching lizards (impressive) playing fetch (also impressive) drinking from my water cup and stealing my ice cream. Last photo is the first day I brought her home

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Cartoon - Annamated @Annamatedarts Loool Hello, I saw your Can you do me a art, It's so cool! favor? Artists Artists 10:51 AM · 5/12/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Сydni Beer @cydbeer My 7yo is having surgery today. He was most concerned with not being able to eat before the surgery but said he'd be strong if I made his siblings pancakes. His older brother then said there was no way he'd be eating in front of him and skipped breakfast with him today. 11:01 AM · 5/12/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Dish - 8 hours of sleep 7 hours of sleep

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Clothing - Boomers: young people should be dressed better Also boomers when they were young: AS FRAT O/Eliako

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Lion - Bout to eat this idiot #blessed

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Hair - *businesses reopen* 5 seconds later:

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Text - Stupid Resumes @stupidresumes STUPID RESUMES Lol remember showing up to work after a 3-day holiday weekend being like "i DoN't ReMeMbEr HoW to do mY jOb?!" That was cute.

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Font - u/thebreadthieves Michael Jordan FLEX GEAL FLE TAPE New colors on the same sneakers PLEX People who can't afford their rent

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Text - Hannah Long @HannahGraceLong How I used to begin work emails: Hi! How I begin work emails now: O hope your family is in good health.

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Text - Salty Mermaid @Jenn_H_Scott CanI please take a break from all this work? -my kid, who has picked up 4 stuffed animals and a spoon

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Arm - kmick @kmickmon "XÆ A-12 come get your breakfast" ULTRALAST ULTRALAST

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Text - The government doesn't want you to know this is the same fucking person SHINGT

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Product - Been saying this shit for years STANDARD.CO.UK Cheese triggers the same part of the brain as hard drugs

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Text - Me finding a song after only knowing a few words

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Text - Therapist: So when would you say your stress began? ME: Pts. 0050200 HI 0050200 1: 14

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Relatable Memes For People Who Just Need To Feel Heard

Sometimes when you feel like the people in your life don’t understand you, memes can fill that void. Accordingly, we threw together the following memes with y’all in mind. Check out some more high-quality memes here!

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Text - BOLLOCKS @itsallbollocks Me: i miss my friends My friends: let's video call Мe: no

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Text - Me: *notices the smallest difference in how a person is texting me* Me: In conclusion, I'm annoying

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Green - Me: well I just woke up. Time to be productive Me to me: stare at your phone in bed for an hour Gdabmoms

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Text - emma :-) @spicy_emma "could a depressed person do THIS?" she says at 12:15am as she folds her laundry that came out of the dryer six days ago 2:13 AM - 2019-06-23 Twitter for iPhone

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Organ - slaps roof of brain you won't believe how much of absolutely nothing of value or importance this baby can fit!"

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Text - Brian Reynolds @Mydar Remember whenu were little & u'd fall on the trampoline & everyone would keep jumping so you couldn't get back up? That's being an adult.

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Hair - When the relatable meme is funny but hits one of your biggest insecurities - [laughs]

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Face - created my Damn.. I kinda own personal hell through poor decision making aborteddreams

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Text - Coren @insouls i fucking hate having anxiety. its like having two ppl living in your head. one is logical and the other is a paranoid psycho. 6:30pm - 1 Apr 2016 - Twitter for iPhone

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Standing - Where does it hurt? Stomach ache Telling a joke and people just stare at you in silence Head ache

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Text - MANIC.SARCASTER @extinct_gaurav me: i don't care me: *thinks about it a million more times*

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Vertebrate - When someone is crying and you don't know what to do u want water?

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Text - lindsea @lindsssmcneal I'm sorry if you get seven texts in a row from me saying something i could have said in one message but i am who i am

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Hair - you ever go to someone's house and see every family member just being happy and getting along like damn bitch y'all live like this???

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Text - @clearily when it's 2am and the microwave on one second and you're across the room stfu @AceSpur · 6h Caption this

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Thirty-Four Silly Memes To Get The LOLs Flowing

Hey, are you down in the dumps? Maybe feelin’ a little blue? Never fear, because we have just the thing to lift your spirits. Can you guess what it is?

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Face - The number 9: *exists* 7: delicious Finally, some good fucking food

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Text - inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant Me: Alexa have you seen the rest of my acid? Lava lamp: 10:17 AM - 12/24/19 · Twitter for Android

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Canidae - My high ass thought this cat had a hole in it @toptree

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Text - Dr. Quim, Mashed Potatoes Woman @CindyTakesBKLYN Autocorrect just capitalized Flying Spaghetti Monster for me and I don't think l've ever been more in awe of modern technology. 10:01 PM · 11/28/19 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - noël jon lovitz @nbadag me: [peeling a banana] may i take ur jacket lol coworker also in the break room: do you think other people can't hear you 1:33 AM - 14 Dec 19 · TweetDeck

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Text - andrew kaczynski @KFILE The Rutland Herald in 1978 went around asking people their New Year's resolutions. And everyone's was like 'l want to quit smoking' and 'finish high school' and Bernie Sanders' wasI want to make people wake up to the radical change need in society. пилну, Richard C Bernard Sanders, erstwhile mental leader of the Liberty Union, tenden, a ja to see Vermont's much-weakened High School; happy third party: In 1978, as in is getting th other years, I hope to be able to r

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Text - the drake gatsby @DrakeGatsby Me: Man T-Rexes looked so cool Scientist: Nah actually they looked like giant idiot birds Me: Oh bummer. They were great hunters tho Scientist: There's evidence they were scavengers Me: Ok maybe just stop ruinin- Scientist: They wore socks with sandals 9:22 AM - 1/4/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Orange - Me when someone at work tries to raise their voice at me... I Light Up Try Me

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Text - Abbie @AbbieEvansXO Alien 1: take me to your leader Me: why didn't you just land where the leader was Alien 2: *under breath* seel fucking told you Blork

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Text - Rich Neville @RichNeville Found something new to say when I leave a room. Stay Fresh Cheese Bags Bag Size: 20x30cms (Approx.) 2:41 PM · 1/31/19 · Tweetbot for iOS 10.3K Retweets 37.2K Likes

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Fictional character - In their last moments people show you who they really are BIG Who's the photographer who takes the pictures of Spider-Man? I don't know. His stuff comes by mail.

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Text - He Called Me Greenhorn @WhatsAGreenhorn Who's a gor [High school reunion] Me: I'm in the army now. Friend: I thought you were either going to be a referee or an attorney. Me: Yeah I couldn't decide between boxers and briefs so I went commando

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Text - Germany: If nothing bad happens, we should win this war. Japan: We just bombed Pearl Harbor. Germany: You what? U.S.A: new foe has appeae CHALLENGER APPROACHING

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Hair - Your life can't fall apart if you never had it together Ope Man Tut-T Tri-S Sunda

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Text - Boog @BoogTweets Me:*hits rock bottom* welp, it can't get any worse Rock bottoms older brother: Is this the guy that hit you Me: 0 h no

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Child - when you hear your neighbour cough but then you smell weed

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Text - bobby @bobby roberts across the globe breathe a sigh of relief. NEWS Robert Hunter Has Passed Away at 78, R.I.P. 4:45 am · 25/9/19 · Twitter for iPhone

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Blessing - God: Creates humans Humans: Create D&D* God: NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

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Text - Davery @daveryx333 Another day has passed and I still haven't used y=mx+b jess.thxmas i use it to calculate the slope of my life going downhill 16s Reply

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Job - Interviewer: So tell me about yourself Me: l'd rather not I kinda need this job @dudewheresmymeme

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Transport - Government: *urges people to work from home during the pandemic* Uber drivers:

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Text - Chris Hewitt @ChrisHewitt Autocorrect just changed Jesus Christ to Jesus Heist and now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go off to write the biggest movie of 2021.

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Hair - When the relatable meme is funny but hits one of your biggest insecurities - [laughs]

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Dog - Ej Dickson @ejdickson My friends have a dog with separation anxiety and someone suggested they get a dummy while they're away to make the dog feel better and they sent them this and I can't stop laughing

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Text - Ok it's 2018 so hear me out on this new game idea. so you have a farm and you grow vegetables but you can also date the vegetables you grow florkofcows

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Text - 27 You Retweeted industry cat's hot takes @cat98793489 Dating an empath is a lot sometimes, my partner just asked me if I think the cat has been distant lately 10:33 PM · 07 Nov 19 · Twitter for Android 16 Retweets 100 Likes

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Text - My therapist calling his therapist the second I leave his office.

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Text - please do not use words like "policeman" or "policewoman." Use gender neutral terms like "tool of the bourgeoisie" and "enemy of the people."

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Thirty-Three Miscellaneous Posts For Times Of Desperate Boredom

Oh look, we’re still in quarantine. At this point it seems like we’re never going to be out of it, so why don’t we all just waste our lives away looking at memes? Sounds good to us.

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Soldier - My brother Me, watching him defeat that one boss I couldn't

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Text - Sonic The Hedgehog SONIE @SonicMovie We've listened to the fans! In the movie Sonic will no longer be wracked with guilt over his failure to prevent 9/11. Instead, the movie will make it clear that Sonic could have prevented 9/11 but chose not to.

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Movie - My mom at the checkout You must not fail. Go! Me being sent out to find onions

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Cartoon - When my coworker and i are having a conversation and a customer interrupts us

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Text - "You're ugly" "You have no friends" "The meme you sent was trash" YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR MOUTH

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Photo caption - MERGE SOULS WITH ME howdy.. PARTNER

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Cat - [SOBBING]

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Cartoon - Cooks whenever FOH messes up an order Cooks when they mess up an order

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Photo caption - Teacher : *accidentally gives extra marks in exam* Students : *stays silent* Teacher : *accidentally gives lesser marks than actual* Students : JAM NATIONAL BANK Where did you learn how to count?!

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Musical instrument - Don't say you love country music if you don't know who this is RECH HAR HUGK

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Text - Seats themself at only dirty table Ignores server because they're talking on their phone Gets upset their well done steak isn't ready in ten minutes Tips only 5% because service was "bad" TH "SERVER MEMES

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Land vehicle - BBGEE EEEE You know, I'm something of a fucking myself idiot

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Photo caption - Nobody: Me: TWANT TO BELIEVE -I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR SPOOKY SHIT

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Cat - Pathetic.

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Text - me texting my friends after weeks of disassociating like nothing even happened

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Text - mom can we Г go mcdonald we have demons at home. what does that mean mom what does that mean. florkofcows

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Text - Unfortunately, the clock is ticking the hours are going by. The past increases, the future recedes. Possibilities decreasing, regrets mounting. Do you understand? I Understand remain ignorant

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Hair - Me trying to describe the meme template because I don't know its name Google

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Face - Pit Bull owners: There are no bad dogs. Only bad owners. Chihuahuas:

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Cartoon - When she's into some real kinky stuff and likes to cuddle after. ISEE YOU'VE PLAYED KNIFEY-SPOONY BEFORE.

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Cartoon - O FUTURISM US military warns of "augmented human beings" THEVERGE.COM Elon Musk just announced the new Tesla Cybertruck Halo fans: Oh, yeah. It's all coming together.

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Text - Me: *Has neutral expression on my face* My family: What's wrong with you?

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Text - I am so disappointed That meme wasn't funny. At all. In the slightest. Didn't even make me chuckle. Better luck next time

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Cartoon - When you're up at 2 am and realize you were the smart kid when you were younger but as you got older your mental health took a toll on your education leaving you to disappoint the only people whose approval you value in life.

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Facial expression - Amazon: “Your package is out for delivery" Me: Pakidge

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Thirty Rando Memes For Your Daily Dose Of Dumb Humor

We think you could use these memes for entertainment, even if just for a few minutes. We’re all tired and stressed out, so it’s good to unwind and take your mind off it all every once in a while.

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Product - @zahraloum how everyday feels AYPO TUESDAY MONDAY WEDNESDAY SUNDAY SATURDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY adam.the.crea

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Text - fus ro dah / who the hell am i @firo_twt studio ghibli romances be like what if we but instead both spiritually matured as people because we met each didnt kiss other 9:34 PM · 04 Apr 19 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Grey Plague @Narkissos Stop saying your life is a joke. It's not. Jokes have meaning. 12:57 AM 17 Nov 19 Twitter for Android Never before have I been so offended by something I one hundred percent agree with.

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Photography - Someone will die. Of fun.

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Diagram - Where does it hurt?: rt.ig @dms Head ache Stomach ache Saving a meme aware you have no one to send it to

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Photo caption - Owen Follow @pw3n Computer, give me a picture that is cartoonishly opposite of America. KINDNESS. RETWEETS LIKES 6,298 8,861

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Face - Dwayne "the Spock" Johnson

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Photo caption - UNSUBSCRIBEDMEDIA.COM Sanders Fails To Sexually Harass Enough Women To Win Race

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Cartoon - Gimmie your biggest, strongest, cheapest drink. QuotesIdeas.com

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Text - ll Verizon 11:06 O 59% A theonion.com NEWS IN BRIEF NASA Launches Vengeance Rover To Pay Back Mars For Killing Opportunity Back In 2018 9 minutes ago • SEE MORE: VOL 56 ISSUE 14 V Share Tweet

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Photo caption - PINK FREUD THE DARK SIDE OF YOUR MOM HAZHA.COM

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Text - Mark Hamill @HamillHimself Replying to @bader_diedrich Every day is Monday now. 5:20 PM · 4/6/20 · Twitter Web App

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Facial expression - CORPORATIONS ESSENTIAL EMPLOYEES What do you want? HAZARD PAY How about a light show and applause? HAZARD PAY How about we call you heros? HAZARD PAY

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Text - allow me to slip into something more comfortable *gets in my car and leaves*

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Text - I've been waiting 5 years for this, now that my card is expiredI can tell everyone the expiration date was 4/20 and the security code was 069 044 /20 069

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Movie - Dolphins have returned to Italy. Meanwhile in MCU: @agentsof_marvel

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Cartoon - EVERYBODY'S A JERK. YOU, ME, THAT JERK OVER THERE THAT'S MY PHILOSOPHY

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Adaptation - To brighten up your day here's a baby platypus

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Text - My friends checking in on me after a breakup: His heart's missing along with his liver.

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Cartoon - Live fast, die young and leave behind a pretty corpse, that's what llalways say. You should say something else

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Cartoon - Emotions are dumb and should be hated.

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Water - Me thinking that I've fixed my life just because I cleaned my room reddit

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Cartoon - Richard Dawkins trying to argue eugenics works using examples of selective breeding inanimals. ఆడ Pugs and Cows being weaker than their ancestors and unable to survive without human support.

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Forehead - She: what's wrong? Me: BREAKING NEWS LIVE Every "c" in Pacific Ocean is pronounced differentlyONN CAN E19 PMFT CUOHO E TIHE

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Face - National guard shows up at your lawn to make sure you're conforming to the isolation rules You tell Alexa to play the National Anthem on repeat so they have to stand at attention YOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO I

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Text - "me & my squad pretending to understand every histology slide."

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Text - 10:23 Thread HangingHills and Kent Falls Brewing liked average joe @jazz_inmypants PETER PAN: we meet again, Captain Нook CAPTAIN HOOK: well well well-- wait u guys call me Hook? PETER PAN: yeah CAPTAIN HOOK: because of the hand? PETER PAN:...i'm sorr- CAPTAIN HOOK: wow ok hey my dads dead too why not call me captain dead dad 10:53 AM · 7/25/19 · Twitter for iPhone 57.3K Retweets 302K Likes Tweet your reply

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Text - Murderhobo Asshole Horny Rogue Barbarian Bard Friendly Fire Wizard || Warlock that never uses spell slots Pacifist Druid The kingdom's only hope Felix SR

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Text - Me watching my friend gag on the 97% vodka mixed drink I made for them

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Thirty Extremely Dumb Memes Worth A Scroll

It’s true what the title says, these memes and posts are certainly worth the scroll. You won’t be sorry (probably). And if you are, we’ll do better next time, we promise.

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Cartoon - me every single night since the quarantine started STUDENT Hacks Get some rest, phone. You have a big day tomorrow.

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Text - hippopotomonstro- sesquippedaliophobia (n.) the fear of long words The guy who named the phobia laughs in evil

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Selfie - Forget Florida, wtf going on in Massachusetts WELCOME те MASSACHUSET

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Face - playing childhood games for entertainment playing childhood games in the desperate hope that you feel the same happiness you felt as a child न

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Font - TEMS OUARY FALLOPIAN AL ENDOSKELETON -BosIE/CARTILAGE UTERS CONTRACTIUE TiSSue FENE INTERNAL DRl Bopy COMERINGS OF S SCALES, FEATHERS WATRAL TURE ESTEMDNG FROM GiLLS /wNGS + ASSoc S Is there a X Æ A- 12 here? It's pronounced “Kyle

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Text - Brendon Urie @brendonurie gdeightedun Do crabs think fish are flying? 27/01/2017, 17:23 2,562 RETWEETS 12.8K LIKES josh dun O @joshuadun @brendonurie how high are you? 62,513 t 20 3K B4,1K Brendon Urie O @brendonurie @joshuadun 5'9

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Text - X: Greek letter "Chi", pronounced "Ki" Æ: Pronounced "Ai" A-12: 12th letter of the alphabet, "L" It's pronounced "Kyle" (Ki-Ai-L) Kyle Musk U/BakedPlatypus All that for a Kyle ?

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Technology - "how old are you" me: Windows Meda Player How Piaying Library Rip Burn Sync 977 The Hitz Channel Rado - 1009 977 The Hitz Channel 212.72.186. 10 1040 1074 00.12 144

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Photo caption - Billionaires losing stock You think this is funny? Normal people who can finally afford gas

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Cool - Me opening a bag of chips My dog

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Water - Celebrities: We are all in the same boat... Their boat: My Boat:

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Animated cartoon - Me doing things in my mind vs me doing them in reality

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Text - When you finally see that person lockdown and boredom made your friend

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Text - when your parents ruin your day then act like they didn't ruin your day and ask why you're in a bad mood

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Cartoon - Me at 4pm vs. me at 4am

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Cartoon - When you are the only one in the group who had a bad day but you don't wanna bring everyone else down THIS IS FINE.

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Cartoon - When you're washing your hands and your folded sleeves fall off and get wet *Internal screaming*

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Cartoon - When ur not doing anything so u hit up a friend who is also not doing anything and u meet up to do nothing together

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Text - Me on FaceTime ignoring everything the person is saying and looking at myself

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Automotive exterior - Travel bloggers working from home @shitheadsteve

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Text - "The Lockdown won't be that long" The Lockdown: DON O Want to really show off? Take your vehicle to Los Santos Customs to HELTOON CAPOLATOS modify it and impress ovorybody. They can also fix boaten up cars or vehicles. Tw gRand theFt auto

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Face - Well, crap.

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Product - these the mfs you read about in math tests EBERSHI

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Nose - 20-28 year olds when Drake drops anything That's history right there, you understand?

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Eyewear - Interviewer: why should we hire you? Me: because y'all hiring

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Cat - Based on this cat scale..how do you feel today? 8.

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Human - How fast guys rush to dm ladies vs them waiting for a reply

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Cartoon - Me in gulag telling my boy exactly where his opponent is

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Product - imagine you get home.. and you're drunk asf and you gotta go up these stairs.. CADLMINHA 00 Owill ent Durag Ambassador @LegatoFromOhio Altimeit My goofy ass wouldn't be able to walk up these sober

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Forty-Three Random Tidbits We Thoroughly Enjoyed

It’s the weekend, which means you can sit back, relax, and enjoy the following incredibly dumb but entertaining memes. No one said memes had to be intelligent, after all. Click here for some more low-quality entertainment.

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Product

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Cartoon - Antidepressants Expectations Reality

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Footwear - when you find out he has a foot fetish @ucfjules

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Text - C.G. Drews @PaperFury Apparently some people go to bed and just.sleep??? They don't plot a 7-book epic fantasy series or softly broil in existential dread or replay every mistake they ever made??? And then they wake up [checks notes] REFRESHED? I just. It sounds a bit fake. 2:33 PM · Apr 24, 2020 ·

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Cartoon - HERE LIES my belief that someone will eventually fall in love with me

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Face - me also me NO0000000!!! YOU CAN'T haha dissociation go W888sh BE SO CALM IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING STRESSING SITUATION!

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Text - What the food in your microwave be seeing

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Dog breed - Me: Okay it's time to sleep My brain: mistakes DVD you Bve made Top So

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Text - Cata @cduh15 one of the problems of being an introvert is that sometimes I really wanna talk to someone but don't know how to get the conversation flowing and it's so frustrating like it's not like I'm not interested it's just I don't know how to socialize

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Text - daniel gore @imdanielpatrick there has been a british voice in my head saying "bit sad innit" for the past week and a half 7:38 PM · 5/1/20 · Twitter for iPhone 3,747 Retweets 19.2K Likes

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Hulk - When you play RPG games and just put on the best gear you find at the moment

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Text - EVERYONE STOPI JUST LEARNED A NEW EMOTICON warpstar: failsyndrome: :)

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Font - NOW THAT'S WHATI CALL A 2AM PANIC ATTACK

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Brain - aborteddreams Please, I haven't slept in 3 days. It is time to reorganize your failures by level of embarrassment.

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Photo caption - My friend asking if he can sleep Me after saying he has to ask because she'll sày nó to me over My mom

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Cartoon - "That's right, a woman wants to be a Jedi. How about that?" That's super-duper Rey! In fact, we've already have some women in the Order before!"

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Cartoon - when your PC doesn't meet the minimum requirements of the game that you have been downloading for 3 days made with mematic

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Text - Capr: Sun UK USA Drange RIP-SNORT IN RADICAL POWER PUBCH COOLER thegooftroop: of all the arbitrary differences between america and britain, this one is my favorite

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Face - me checking their social media people who arent in my life any more

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Cartoon - literally me all day vs. me at 3 am

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Face - NETFLIX: are you still watching? ME AT 2 AM: @whatsupboosh I have not yet begun to defile myself

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Text - I am not @thevanforyou If you see me acting different, it's probably because I started watching a new show and adopted the personality of the character I like most.

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Text - Elena Lifewaster Jr. @elunatyk I want to upgrade my depression to the one that makes you create "Starry Night" and not the one that has you lay in bed and try and eat a bagel without having to use your hands. 12:59 AM 3/27/19 · Twitter for iPhone

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Food - Walter White Castle Sliders The Original Blue Sky Slider HAMBURGERS 8 count @blumpkinspicedlatte gna 0udere

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Grass - Me Last McNugget My little brother

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Tent - damn, She's pretty pretty outta my League

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People - Ramesses watching you complain about just one plague:

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Forehead - Japan before World War II Japan after World War II It's called hentai, and it's art.

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Rock - bro where i live is peaceful af lil estaban @lilestaban i swear for a hot minute, i thought ur place had raw meat as furniture

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Games - Me on the last day of quarantine Thanks guys Sleep Video games No stress Memes Free time So long, partner

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Cartoon - me after I defended someone who turned out to be just like everyone said

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Eyewear - A depressed office worker joins a cult and destabilizes the government.

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Cartoon - "Relax, you won't even remember that after a while" Me after 3 years remembering everything:

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Text - not alexander @moistkombucha does your stomach ever hurt so bad that you get completely naked on the toilet? 3:01 PM · 5/5/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Bird - the dust another one

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Text - Jon Acuff @JonAcuff Is there an emoji for, "I saw your text but didn't know how to perfectly respond to it so I waited until I knew exactly what to say but it's been three weeks so now I just feel microbursts of shame every time I see your name in the elephant graveyard of messages on my phone?"

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Text - Karen, justifying why it's ok to set 5G towers on fire Planet Deaths Has 5G towers? NO NO 120,315,672,896+ YES NO NO NO NO NO NO COINCIDENCE?

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Vertebrate - Impatient dog learns to blast car horn when owner takes too long in the shop May 7 2020 Of@TheDiaPics

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Stuffed toy - Me: Give your new ball to the cashier right now. She has to scan it. My two year old:

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Face - When you're dehydrated and stand up too fast

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Text - Oji MAAAAaTe, im tryin to plant me Trax StingersTM but im ALA DUMMY THICC and tha thunderous clap of me ass cheeks is alerting the defending team MEEREMOEJIEG.OOM

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Cartoon - The Lion King ThediomKing (1994) (2019)

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Text - LIVE BREAKING NEWS DUCK LITERALLY TOO ANGRY TO DIE

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Cat - When someone calls you chonky so you pin them down and eat them

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Text - Mark Milligan @MarkMilliganDPT Would you eat 6 donuts? HOW MANY DONUTS ARE IN YOUR DRINK? -000000 20oz. Soda 65g. Sugar 1-00000 16oz. Energy Drink %3D 62g. Sugar 160z. Sweetened Ice Tea 0000 46g. Sugar 12oz. Juice 36g. Sugar Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken Honestly my take away from this chart is that donuts are healthier than I thought

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Text - slumbermancer The Four-Hour Simmer Begins slumbermancer loveamongthesailors like emotionally or are you making a soup

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Text - the drake gatsby @DrakeGatsby Me greeting the sun every morning: hello you old bitch 7:23 PM · 2/7/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Snow - First slav colony on Mars, 2030

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Text - One day Uploading big tioy Cacal i'm gonna be a computer immortal smells nice in there get to beep Microsoft Excel and there's NOTHING you can do to stop me

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Dog - me just trying to order lunch my crippling anxiety

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Floor - ....

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Swimming pool - Summer 2020 gon be lit

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Text - When he's not getting the signals so you gotta make it obvious is a eme my FEATURING THE NEW DOUGHNUT HOLES

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Rock - Yeah, I'm a big fan of MCR MOSS COVERED ROCKS

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Text - Get u a goofy girl with a side of freak but also likes to wear ur baggy shirt walking around house and baking cookies at 2am

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Blue - WE ONLY POST THE PRETTY SHIT BECAUSE NO ONE LIKES THE TRUTH

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Text - the witcher season 1 finale: spoilers with no context (chuckles) I'm in danger. MORE MK LESS COCUA Kinder SURPRISE CUSTODY OF CHILD Loses Lembe Deall n de

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Transport - Me: God, I could really use a sign right now God: aborteddreams SUFFER PLEASE OPF SEATS HAIN. CLOUD. T SCI-FI. UR FUTURE.

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Text - B. @b_kendall23 I DO MY HAIR TOSS CHECK MY NAILS BABY HOW YOU FEELIN'? FEELIN ° v er whelme d

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Text - beth, a haunted cat toy @hauntedcattoy I want a bouncy house at my funeral. And I want to be in it, too. When all my friends jump, my lifeless body will bounce with them. What fun. 4/4/19, 1:24 PM

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Jesus and the Twelve sunssod

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Text - cryjerk do people actually put thought into zodiac posts or do people just randomly write down what soap the signs are A exceptionals sounds like something an exfoliating citrus soap would say

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Facial expression - if we can't embrace the void, why don't we embrace each other instead? to: from:

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Black hair - "Hows work?" Me:.... Sore poly l sheping ffhee Thank you ping in PUNCH ME IN THE FACE I NEED TO FEEL ALIVE Hat Chilli SCALE CMPEITE

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Photography - Open Carry vs. Conceal Carry

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Text - JU neck. aniky alhgk

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Text - If you find yourself in times of trouble, ask yourself, 'what would Gandalf do', and remember, 'beat a man unconscious with a big stick' is a valid answer elethgreenleaf sufficientlylargen When I find myself in times of trouble, Gandalf Greyhame comes to me, Wailing on those idiots, With a tree (with a tree) Source: penny-anna

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Text - Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai yas honey the roaring twenties are BACK. the stock market? CRASHING. global pandemic? SPREADING. my speakeasy? THRIVING. my asscheeks? FLAPPING.

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Black - I guess l'll just slowly destroy myself

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Photo caption - (859): Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people. textsfromtng.tumbir.com

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Font - MY FIRST INSTINCT WHEN I SEE AN ANIMAL IS TO SAY "HELLO". MY FIRST INSTINCT WHEN I SEE A PERSON IS TO AVOID EYE CONTACT AND HOPE IT GOES AWAY. @REREL CRUS

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Cat - textsfromtng.tumbir.com (978): my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.

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Text - insomniac-arrest *group activities are canceled across the country, traveling is shut down, cities are quarantined, people are fist-fighting over toilet paper, entire countries are put on lock-down* me: huh... I am once more living through a History Book Moment as I go to work, file my taxes, and do dishes about it. Wild. Source: insomniac-arrest 17,381 notes

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Text - Jesse Nowack @Nowacking *opening a can of tuna* Cat: Oh my GOD Me: No- Cat: SECOND dinner?? Me: No, this is m- *taps me with her paw* Cat: Father you have provided SeA MEAT Me: Please stop *jumps up on the counter* Me: Jesus christ Cat: I am BLESSED dad holy FUCK Me: Please don't- Cat: MEEO000000000 4:09 · 20 Jan 20 · TweetDeck 5,892 Retweets 24.4K Likes

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Text - Emily Atkin O @emorwee no one: absolutely not one soul: me: *to the tune of spiderman* climate change climate change makes the atmosphere act all strange melts the ice really fast all because of that greenhouse gas look out! here comes the climate change 11:00 AM - 2020-01-14 · Twitter Web App 1,847 Retweets 6,223 Likes

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Text - How to Negotiate With Your Cat STEP ONE: Give your cat whatever they want. STEP TWO: End negotiation.

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Fictional character - 2+2 2^2 2X2 imgflip.com

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Text - Why is the Cat Screaming? 1. Why wouldn't the cat scream 2. If you were smart, you'd be doing the same thing

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Organism - Me: Why my back always hurts Also me:

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Uniform - My buttermilk brings all the Isaiahs to the yard, and they're like, it's superior to thine MM

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Text - argumate he had a face you'd want to punch, not because there was anything wrong with the face itself, but just because it was his and he was a dick. argumate ironically after all this time spent rebelling against her upbringing she had turned out exactly like her mother: an adult woman. argumate it was an ordinary Tuesday when you walked into my office, feeling vaguely uneasy about the use of the second person perspective.

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Organism - A boilingpond Making a Meat Berry 20:00 A Grape Made of... Meat?? - Tissue Recellularization The Thought Emporium · 456K views · 1 week ago MEAT BERRY MEAT BERRY MEAT B ndiecity They did tissue recellularization on a grape

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Text - argumate she had the face of an angel, a snow angel though argumate he had a body you'd expect to fish out of the river argumate her voice reminded you of why you left her in the first place, as she patiently listed all the reasons why you left her in the first place.

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Text - When your doggy watches you eating food and not sharing & looks at you like this

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Thirty-Eight Miscellaneous Memes For Your Consumption

Thank God for Fridays, and for memes. What would we do without either of these things? Probably die. Anyway, scroll down for some dumb humor, and click here for more!

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Text - breakfastburritoe: stinkybarbie: breakfastburritoe: i drink a virgin screwdriver every morning im so hardcore isnt that just orange juice "sweats nervously" 16,414 notes

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Text - when you dont understand half the shit you see on instagram but you still tryna relate to the squad @Friend of Bae haha.totally af

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Nose - Kelbs @mx5kelby How imma propose to my future wife

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Text - @TitansHomer @TitansHomer · 24 Apr 2013 What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married? Feyonce. *drops mic, throws up dynasty sign* 13 3K * 3.2K

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Text - Liu Tze Long @itll sting a lot Women hate cargo shorts because it reveals the tactical inferiority of purses 12/3/17, 10:44 PM 475 Retweets 1,828 Likes

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Room - Breaking News: Woman gives speech about poverty in front of golden piano. mematic.net

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Text - hisshychild 3 pointlessteenagerstuffD badscienceshenanigans: when you feel sad just remember that the English language has a dedicated verb for sending people links to a Rick Astley music video Source: badsciencesh. 14,350 notes

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Signage - "Tell me something about yoself" Me: UGLY But HONEST

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Text - white middle-aged women on facebook: Haha LOL ! Great picture DEBBIE. I miss the kids.What a beautiful looking family.

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Text - MOKE WHEAT don't be a pussy 420 harvest it Imoa get grazed smoke dat fine wheat

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Text - Feb 18, 2015, 8:02 PM Want to come over to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror? That was honestly one of the most clever things I have ever heard Message Send

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Text - t3 O brian essbe O Retweeted Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin [at the vet with my cat] cat: meow me: i know, that's why i brought you here 08/01/2017, 19:24 5,874 Retweets 13.3K Likes

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Text - Daddyissues @Daddyissues_ Follow I'm an adult but more like an adult cat... Like someone should probably take care of me but I can also sorta make it on my own. RETWEETS FAVORITES 327 327

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Text - Laila Daho Y+ @LailaDaho Beyonce made a song called "Single Ladies" then went home to her husband & left you lonely hoes dancing in a circle pretending to be happy.

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Forehead - Boss: This is the third time you've been late to work this week. Do you know what that means? Me: eStupidResemes It's Wednesday?

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Cartoon - the-imgurian wojtekghost Source:arcgurren Change your perspective-- and the reality changes. arcqurren: slow the fuck down there aristotle youre like 3 years old wearing a fucking hard hat 60,579 notes

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Cartoon - When you talk for more than 10 seconds with a girl FORTNITE u/paolonoci BATTLE ROYALE I have failed you. ICS

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Text - JarrettTM @JarrettCole IG:@quotes.lea You ever hear a song so good you gotta restart it before it even finish 4/7/18, 3:32 PM 31K Retweets 59.8K Likes

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Text - jamafrayedknot: iamafrayedknot: imagine a dragon trying to blow up balloons but they keep setting on fire it's really sad also imagine it trying to blow out the candles on its birthday cake their birthdays must be awful imagine dragons I'm waking up to ash and dust I wipe my brow and I sweat my rust im breathing in the chemicals

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Text - Jared Oswald @Eyeronic_name "They don't call me sexy for nothing" Well, at least the first part is true 3/27/15, 10:45 AM 4 RETWEETS 18 FAVORITES

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Label - THEY CANT LICK OUR LIKE DICK IG DICK tPURLICAN THEY CAN'T LICK OUR DICK LIKE DICK OGA Líam Rudden @LiamRudden y Follow Richard Nixon campaign badges. Such innocent times. 3:58 AM - 11 Mar 2017 7 382 578

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Text - Shane Clifford Following @brilliantshane LSD. A great way to waste five hundred years in an afternoon. 6:00 PM - 9 Mar 2018 3 Retweets 77 Likes t7 3 77

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Text - Yahnek @YahnekT Sandra Bullock is 54????? Koko @Kowenmoffor Did y'all just discover this woman this week?

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Facial expression - Life: I've been rough on you these past couple of years. I'll give you a break Me: OMG Thank- Life: HonoSEXUALS MPUTEES? NTALLY RETARI APE? DERASTY? @BetaSalmon NOT!!

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Leg - "an actual representation of my life" POAYKT lei.ying.lo

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Text - wajed @borderlineyikes Me: why does my back hurt Also me:

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Cartoon - Lovecraft Saying that monster is indescribable Giving it 5 different descriptions

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Cat - Professor PuddinPop Colonel Snazzypants The Good King Snugglewumps Neutered Neutered Domestic Shorthair / Mix Domestic Shorthair / Mix 2 months Neutered 2 months Domestic Shorthair / Mix Ozaukee Campus Ozaukee Campus 2 months Ozaukee Campus

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Text - katiedollthesillyhead: antisocial-internet-addict: katiedollthesillyhead: gotta love knitting needles. i can make a scarf. i can make a hat. i can stab your eyes out. i can make mittens. What was that middle part? can make a hat

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Suit - *Gets called Sir once* Me: 23:58 Why I wear suits all the time TheReportOfTheWeek · 2M views 1 year ago Not Funny_ Luigi

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Text - FB@DANK MEMEOLOGY Kylie Jenner @KylieJenner I love life malik @Younghuevona bitch you rich of course you do

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Text - *Gets asked "how ya doin" at work* My Brain: Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Me: "Living the dream"

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Text - IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT THE NEW TOYOTA PRIUS? LOL - Lots of Legroom BRB - Backseat Reclines Bro OMFG - Outstanding Miles For Gallon TBH - The Best Hybrid WTF - Working The Fuel BDSM - Better Drive Safely Man!

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People - When the teacher asks you to grade yourself

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Text - When you can speak British, Canadian, Australian, and American Mr. Worldwid

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Electronic device - LLLD ***** 4 ports, January 20, 2014 By Daniel Verified Purchase (What's this?) This review is from: HDE USB Wall Charger LED Light Up 4 Port Travel A/C Power Adapter Charger Hub With Interchangeable Plug (Wireless Phone Accessory) My wife and I can now charge all of our devices simultaneously. Now all we fight about is her crippling alcoholism and my unhealthy obsession with Dakota Fanning

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Thirty-Nine Memes For Your Random Enjoyment

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Text - so-many-feels: deucebowl: If I were a magic wizard I wouldn't harm people when they pissed me off, l'd just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds. i think you would be a very good wizard.

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Text - rocket @tweetsbyrocket me: someone we know is possessed by an owl friend: who? me: [narrows eyes] 12:57 · 20 Jul 19 · Twitter for Android 18.1K Retweets 80.3K Likes

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Text - Olly iConic @OllyiConic wife: i'm going into labor husband: when wife: now husband: [sets plate of nachos down] jesus christ karen i just made these

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Text - Loving Legos, DADS donuts and fart jokes KIDS THE DAD

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Text - i left you a surprise on your pillow omg no way i love u so much

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Text - Megan Brooks @megan_brooks180 Adulting is soup and I am a fork

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Text - Silent fight with your neighbour.. TWAT

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Text - man: how much time do i have? doc: 10 man: 10 what? doc: 9 wiseGEEK

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Text - Are you drinking more while in lockdown ? yes no

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Text - joe heenan @joeheenan Love getting sexy text messages from the missus iMessage Yesterday 21:44 Where's all the fucking raspberry cones you fucking fat bastard?

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Text - When someone says you can't be both passive aggressive and nice You're welcome. O@CreationsRoss Holding the Door Slightly Open For People 49K views 3.9K 64 Share Download Add to lolpics/scoopskipotatos

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Text - This bible verse always keeps me going Lunch 11:35 h regadasa Art we riting S- TBIRD onlytwitterpics

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Text - slutty satanistTM @_garbage_girl_ if i die and come back as a hillbilly is that called reintarnation

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Honeybee - Texan bees in the spring "beehaw

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Dog - I HAVE NO SHAME I JUMPED OUT OF THE CAR WINDOW AND GOT INTO THE NEXT CAR BECAUSE THE PERSON WAS EATING KFC CHICKEN

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Text - Pessimus Prime Professional Soya M... @BigJDubz Wife: no, I don't want to go to a Star Wars themed sex party. Ew Me: first off it's Star TREK and secondly it's called a Borgy

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Corn kernels - SOLVE WORLD HUNGER EAT, RINSE, REPEAT

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Junk food - 11:28 1 l LTE This is actually amazing т TheRealKingCobra • follow 6h Better than fries! Cut potatoes almost all the way through, drizzle olive oil, butter, some sea salt, and pepper over top and bake @ 425 for 40 minutes. 58 1,187 97 1,065 Share Best Comments +) Comment

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Text - luvyourselfsomeesteem How come when a house is haunted it's always ghost from the 1800's? Why there ain't ever any ghosts from 2007 who screams "ITS BRITNEY BITCH!" 3 in the morning

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Text - Roses are red, Sadly im awake I sexually identify as a mistake.

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Fish - Do you see the minnow fin? Yes, ntorma on 100 C Harris Teeter Acetaminophen 1Compare to the Active Ingredient in Tylenol Extra Strength Caplets Extra Strength, 500 mg PAIN RELIEVER / FEVER REDUCER Contains No Aspirin See New Warnings Jnformation 100 Caplets AR OF IMMPRINTED 2036" 0303

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Vehicle door - no i not @freeze_no My great aunt's petty ass told my mom to come outside for a birthday surprise and didn't even slow down

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Text - Before Spiritual Awakening Awakening After Spiritual

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Text - fishy @fishbowel Me: I love my new indestructible walls I just wish I had some kool-aid *audible thud outside house* Me: what was that

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Text - shut up, mike Follow @shutupmikeginn My funeral instructions to my family were to have me cremated, and I told my best friends under no circumstances should I be cremated. 6:18 AM - 2 Mar 2015 6 17 2,364 V 5,610

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Face - when u keep your thoughts to yourself your whole life

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Cartoon - When you're meme scrolling and keep running into inspirational quotes and positive messages. i don't like to feel good!I like to feel evil!

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Text - Someone put a Snapchat filter on Worf and I honestly don't know how to deal with it meiti

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Text - YUNO melonmemes MEME Sparkle Potato @sheseemslegit The word "homeowner" has the word "meow" in it. Good luck pronouncing it correctly ever again. You're welcome. 10/23/15, 10:01 AM Right Meow Source: melonmemes 194 notes

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Selfie - Nintendo

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Text - My friend: what're you smiling about ;) Me: nothing My head: tutant meenage neetle teetles

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Text - People with beards are just people without beards, with beards

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Text - Stefflon Jawn @RedDlicious The dick vein on a Snickers really makes it 6:17 PM 10 Jul 18 from Philadelphia, PA

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Text - Co-worker: You look so un- approachable Me: Yet, here you are.

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Text - nina @ninatreemonkey {Commercial for Floors} Is this you? {footage of man falling endlessly to oblivion} 7/29/15, 7:11 PM 2,721 RETWEETS 5,077 LIKES

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Movie - Raw Cookie Dough CDC Cast it into the oven! Bake it! Me No.

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Forty Amusing Memes For Anyone Who Can’t Deal

Very few of us are dealing with being quarantined in a sane or healthy manner, and that’s okay. We’re all just doing our best and that’s all we can do. Scroll through the following memes just to distract yourself with humor!

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Text - chrissy teigen My boobs are in fast and the furious Tokyo drift. I sat on the floor with 200 people in a parking garage in downtown la. They pulled me to be "girl getting out of car"'and the shot ended up cutting off at my face as they panned up my body. Lmao @chrissyteigen - 3d 298 271,866 66.1K chrissy teigen can someone find it? I dont wanna have to watch it but its a parking garage scene and I believe the boobs are in a pink bra @chrissyteigen - 3d O 87 27178 O 15.7K Fred @RockTheFred

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Text - Guy at farmers market: "I'm risking my life being here and you don't have the bread I want." Coverheardnewyork

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Medical imaging - Dr. Golf Shirt @DrGolfShirt Toddler skull X-rays are terrifying. That is all. R.

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Text - Danny Pellegrino O @DannyPellegrino "We're all just doing the best we can," is my response to literally anything right now...whether you tell me you chugged a box of wine, took a 6 hour midday nap, set up Christmas decorations in May, robbed a bank, or gave yourself bangs.

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Product - Clas Entretair honeybees (already dying at an alarming rate) Classic Entretainment murder hornets picsbyrobert

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Text - Me at 3am reading all 388 comments of two strangers arguing on Facebook

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Plant - a coolkidsofhistory Don Featherstone, Creator of the Plastic Lawn Flamingos, 1957 eldritchcuddlernonsense He looks exactly as you would picture the creator of plastic lawn flamingos to look.

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Text - NOT ANOTHER TRUE CRIME PODCAST notanothertruecrimepod @NATCpod Murder Hornets sounds like it should be a 6-part docuseries on Netflix not our reality for the month of May

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Text - Me having to cook every night because all the restaurants are closed @wilfordbrimly RO

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Text - My sister got an ultrasound and sent us this 130M 1Scene BYODCIS HE00 P 0-100

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Music - Mave gve day 5 year old me pointing out a clue while watching Blue's Clues My dad acting like he didnjt see it first

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Text - Danny Murphy @kashmeredanny I'm gonna need everyone who likes to "sit in parks" to calm the fuck down so the people like me who like to "drink in air conditioned bars" have a chance of happiness in the next year

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Cat - Me already angry A doorknob grabbing my clothes

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Text - sad-a-saurus @sad_saurus Captain Kirk: We need more power, put some electric fish in the generator! Spock: That is eel-logical captain 5:41 PM · 5/4/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Me: Hi, Sorry it took so long to respond to this email I didn't have my phone on me. Also me 24/7 for the past 48 days: @StupidResumes

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Floor - Steven Fulop O @StevenFulop We used Covid-19 shutdown to do projects that would've been inconvenient for residents regularly (street paving, park renovations etc). One project was ripping up the 1960s vinyl floor at city hall. We thought we'd find garbage but instead we found the original from 100 yrs ago

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Text - Mohanad Elshieky O @MohanadElshieky None of your emails are finding me well

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Text - Today Hey there O how's it going? Hey babe l'm amazon and you ? P Report Interesting role playing theme I'm FedEx Delivered

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Text - Options Gang Karl @_TheCivilRight "Billionaires and millionaires unite to ask the currently underemployed working class for money" fixed it RS Rolling Stone @RollingStone 1d Oprah Winfrey, Questlove, Common, Alanis Morissette and Julia Roberts will lead a 'Call to Unite' 24-hour livestream to raise money for COVID-19 relief rol.st/3EXZILI

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Text - evianescence @callmeEvian Margaritas taste like the good times with my friends. I miss that. 5:56 PM · 5/4/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Dog - Measuring my weiner

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Text - jilly hendrix @jillyhendrix Has anyone else moved on from wearing sweatpants and is now just wearing blankets?

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Text - That Mom Tho @mom_tho Saying wash your hands -Mundane -May go unheard -Have to beg my kids to do it Requesting the cleansing your portable sandwich fabricators -Interesting -An adventure -Have to beg my kids to do it 12:55 PM · 3/16/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Ashley Fern O @disco_inferno can everyone mute is the new per my last email

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Face - Not All Karens Are the Same Starring: Jim Carrey @wilfordbrimly

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Text - Adam At A Distance D @adamof_alltrade Ladies, you do realize men love a good sundress because it literally has the word undress in it, right? 11:47 AM · 5/4/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Dog breed - This just might be the happiest pup I've ever seen

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Dog - This is the last thing I saw before I died

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Cartoon - Me planting trees in Animal Crossing My gamer boyfriend telling me l did a good job

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Text - KRLD.RADIO.COM Giant 'Murder Hornets' Arrive in United States and Can Kill People WO9 86 41 Comments 297 Shares O Like Comment Share Omar Garza Should I go buy more toilet paper

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Brassiere - Me going into hot girl summer explaining why I look the same as before @dietstartst momow

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Face - When you give yourself a quarantine haircut

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Text - @chrissyteigen · 5d chrissy teigen O Broke my second toe. Can you even do anything for it? It just has to heal, right? l'm not about to go to the hospital like BROKEN TOE COMING THRU. Should I wrap it with gauze and a popsicle stick Q 5,323 271,563 87.9K chrissy teigen @chrissyteigen my doctor read my twitter and he is once again asking I stop going to u guys for medical advice of any kind

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Yoda - Yoda Exotic adam.the.creator

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Text - Ashley Fern O @disco_infern there needs to be an agreed upon time to leave Zoom parties

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Sparkler - My beautiful neighbour turned 86! She is not loving iso life so we sang happy birthday through the widow and passed her in some cake.

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Text - Magnificently Snacking (again) @Musings_of_wine Ijust watched some guy stop and put a dozen roses in someone's mailbox and seriously, why does everyone else get all the good stalkers. 6:32 PM · 5/4/20 · Twitter for Android

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Clothing - Me trying to pull together an outfit post-quarantine after not leaving my house for four months @sluttypuffin REAM

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Motor vehicle - better days OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR

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Thirty-One Funny Memes For Simple Scrolling Pleasures

You look like you could use some entertainment, and lucky for you, we’ve got just the thing – memes, of course. So sit back, relax, and scroll down for some very dumb entertainment.

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Photo caption - Tom Holland: “DAD, act normal. Emma Watson is coming."

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Conversation - it's always sad when you see someone eating alone blue eheekmank

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Cat - Belle and Beast's child drarryking: I shouldn't find this as funny as I do

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Text - How do you send messages? A or B? Aa HINI @therealdouhini A is for when l'm excited, B is for when I'm fed up with your ass

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Strategy video game - Use over time for: lol 1800 1850 1900 1950 2010 Lol Lol Lol Lol The enemy didn't see us coming A.5 Mentions

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Text - It's amazing to think what great and exciting things people will be doing with PC's in 30 years 1.000 T-REX vs 80.000 CHICKENS - Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator

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Sky - Thanks to the huge drop in air pollution the land of Mordor is finally visible again from the Shire

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Race track - How bad a driver are you to hit a car in quarantine traffic? CAerpe Cukarica ehadesih Hosa Searpas Novi Beograd EAse 70 Blok 70

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Cartoon - My Wifi router getting ready for yet another long day of being pushed to the full extent of its abilities Galreadybored.jpg

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Text - throwback to when zendaya was in the ER few hours before the met gala 2017 and then came up looking like this, what a fucking queen

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Waste container - The dating pool in your 20s @a.memeingless.life Me The dating pool in your 30s

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Human - How fast guys rush to dm ladies vs them waiting for a reply

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Cartoon - "It's either me or that damn game"

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Text - honorary marlian @ayoobby1 damn being a clown don't seem that bad salary of a clown ALL NEWS IMAGES VIDEOS MAPS SHOPP $51,000 a year Average Full-Time Clown Salary J. @_JJada_ $51,000? A YEAR?! and i'm out here doing this for FREE?

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Meal - Summer goals right? You can forget about it because in summer 2020 we are all staying home

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Arm - When you finally get out of quarantine after 6 months and see your friend at the gym Dillon! You son of a bitch!

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Text - WE'RE ALL IN THIS OGETHER BABYLONBEE.COM Inspiring: Celebrities Spell Out 'We're All In This Together' With Their Yachts SHARE Celebrities with their yachts Us covid SH4F3

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Water - Celebrities: We are all in the same boat... Their boat: My Boat:

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Cartoon - Me at 4pm vs. me at 4am

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Text - Moms when you show them a meme @shitheadsteve Who is that

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Tree - My brother wanted to measure the trees in his yard. This is how did he did it.

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People - When you eat pizza rolls right out of the oven without letting them cool down

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Human - Me in my profile pic vs. me in the zoom meeting @shitheadsteve

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Headgear - Birth of country music: You know how good music is? Yeah Lets make it not like that

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Photo caption - Billionaires losing stock You think this is funny? Normal people who can finally afford gas

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Photo caption - THE GOVERNMENT "UFO's ARE REAL" SOCIETY Pofficial.agnew. "UFO's ARE REAL" THE GOVERNMENT SOCIETY

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Animated cartoon - Me doing things in my mind vs me doing them in reality

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Engineering - Connect Floor r The Classic horizirontal Floor

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Purple - "You can copy my Homework but don't make it too obvious " Emergency calls on .. No SIM S 35%D Control center SIM card isn'ti Bluetooth Music On Mobile WLAN Not available Off Screen LO Mirroring 4)

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Cartoon - doing nothing doing nothing in quarantine normally Angry tiger @AngryTiger_· 26/03/20 Bombooclaat

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Snow - CAUTION HORSES MAY BITE

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Thirty-Two Highly Entertaining Memes That Hit Just Right

It’s totally okay to unwind and sit there and do nothing sometimes – we’re all going through a lot of stress right now after all. These memes are here to help you relax and take your mind off of things, because you deserve it.

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Text - Brock @lmTheeBrock Sorry l'm late I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes staring at the wall

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Organism - girl on halloween *dresses as slutty animal* boys on halloween:

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Product - Lisa Raitt @lraitt The Chancellor of Germany does her own Covid 19 shopping. 1 package of of toilet paper and 4 bottles of wine. Sounds about right to me. O7,512 10:47 AM - Mar 22, 2020

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Face - boomers when they read literally anything on social media Its Real

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Food - Follow me for more recipes Campbells CHUNKY SOUP THAT EATS LIKE A MEAL PROTEIN PER CAN NEW ENGLAND ealthy Request CLAM CHOWDER Don't forget to comment, like, and subscribe for cooking recipes.

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Text - Jillian Kuzma @jilliankuzma Finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up. Tatiana Fajardo @Tatiana19796 · 9h In the 18th century, some English noblemen would have "ornamental hermits" living on their land. The hermit would be paid, provided with food and water, and given a skull, a book and an hourglass. Such hermits would be encouraged to dress like druids. WosTERrEL. MAGAZINE. MBme 5:47 PM 22 Mar 20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Face - You Star Coughng Raly Panik You Remember You Are A Heavy Smoker And It's Probably Just Cancer Kalm

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Helicopter - The next logical step Lysoe Lpet wHS99.9% made with mematic

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Cat - Terrible towel. Very scratchy. Does not dry well. 4/10 Aww

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Text - Prince Charles is isolating at Balmoral with Covid-19. Prince Andrew is isolating at Windsor with Jennifer-14.

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Text - 90% Charged MESSAGES now Anxiety What if you're not good enough MESSAGES now Depression Everyone hates you MESSAGES now a beaver brother do you have any logs i can borrow

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Text - viking @notviking are your kids texting about soup? LOL - lots of lentils LMAO - love me an onion! SMH - so much horseradish GTG - get the gazpacho WTF - where's the french onion STFU - soup's the ultimate food TBH - the broth's hot 12/26/19, 6:49 PM

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Text - nathan ma @nthnashma · 4h Germany really wasn't fucking around with the emergency fund for freelancers, the applications went live on Friday and 5,000€ grants have already been transferred into people's accounts as of yesterday 58 27 949 3,847 Jordan Defazio @jordandefazio Replying to @nthnashma and @LauriDonahue Because they know the consequences of a frustrated painter choosing a new occupation 2:24 PM · 31 Mar 20 · Twitter Web App 97 Retweets 747 Likes

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Cat - Christopher Ruz #TheRaggedBlade out now! @ruzkin DO NOT APOLOGISE WHEN YOUR PETS JUMP INTO THE FRAME ON ZOOM CALLS. Was just in a conference with the CEOS of a major US org and Muffin jumped on my lap and the whole conversation stopped, IS THAT A CAT, SHOW ME THE CAT! Everyone needs cats in these trying times. DIPCUTL

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Facial expression - Picard, shut the fuck up! Written By Wil Wheaton Director Wil Wheaton Executive Producer Wil Wheaton

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Medical assistant - UK government: How should we best advise the public to stop Covid-19? Dr Dog: Stop going to work, stay at home, except for walks. UK government: Really going on walks is ok? Dr Dog: (tail wagging) yup that's what the science says. @DrDogMD made with mematic

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People - YOU THINK QUARANTINING ME WILL BRING ME DOWN? I'VE BEEN IN THE MILITARY. ICAN HURRY UP AND WAIT INDEFINITELY.

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T-shirt - Why aren't there handles on doors aymore? Wesley, it's time I tell you about the year 2020...

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Drink - "I'm gonna make you my favorite Cosmopolitan and you probably have all the ingredients right in your house. So you need a big pitcher 'cause I like to make a lot of Cosmos. You never know who's gonna stop by. Wait a minute... no one's stopping by." - Ina Garten, 9:30AM

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Font - GOOD. IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR AN UNREGISTERED TREBUCHET. GUNS &AMMO GARATAIE BAIT NO BACKGROUND CHECKS FOR MEDIEVAL ARTILLERY anippoot

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Text - Hannah Lebovits @HannahLebovits Husband just told me, "watching the federal government deal with COVID-19 is like watching the Ministry of Magic deal with Voldemort's return," and damn if that isn't the best take l've heard this month 20:29 · 05 Apr 20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Natural foods - Everyone at the store: "They have TP today." "Blessed be the fruit." "Praise be."

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Grave - Companies losing billions because of the Coronavirus Pornhub

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Text - What month acknowledges historic labor struggles, brings a spotlight to mental health issues, and lets you make star wars references? IT'S GONNA BE MAY

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DID CAROL BASKIN KILL HER HUSBAND? NO YES prime prime prim prime prime prime prime prime prime prime prime

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Outerwear - Me: Shit, I forgot to pick up some milk FBI webcam agent: Look outside

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Text - rocket @tweetsbyrocket me: someone we know is possessed by an owl friend: who? me: [narrows eyes] 12:57 · 20 Jul 19 · Twitter for Android 18.1K Retweets 80.3K Likes

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Photo caption - O $18% D 18:32 Thread Kate Jamieson @kateejamieson This is why you don't wear green on TV 20:12 · 06 Apr 20 · Twitter for Android 8,058 Retweets 49K Likes Tweet your reply

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Forty-Two Entertaining Memes Worth Scrolling Through

Let’s face it, we’re all in dire need of entertainment. We’ve all been stuck inside our homes for months at this point and the insanity has very much kicked in. So scroll down for some entertainment, and click here for even more, because you could definitely use it right now.

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Cool - When she used to be crazy but God changed her Life hood Preacher ent

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Fashion accessory - Me in the mirror after a mental breakdown: @sluttystarfish you're a star, baby

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Text - biggest-gaudiest-patronuses seduce me with ridiculous history facts chrownox Pineapples used to be so expensive that people would rent them for partys as prestige decoration biggest-gaudiest-patronuses that's the shit 5,857 notes

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Photo caption - 2 months ago this woman hit the scene asking y'all to repent... Ya didn't wanna listen and now the coronavirus is here. Can't you see that she was trying to help you MOTHER FUCKERS.

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Organism - giannyI @giiiannyy mom: did you smoke? me: no mom: look at me me: Sannabis.arg

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Facial expression - Someone said Shannon Sharpe looks like the original Barney and now I can't unsee it

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Face - Parasite : Invades my Body Me: SABCO Am la to you?

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Adaptation - ravioli ravioli give'me the one ringoli no eevee-the-evolutionist: jolty-the-jolteon: | omfg That's it. That's the movie.

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Photo caption - Keep complaining about the quarantine You just bought yourself another month. You wanna keep going, pal? I can do this all 2020.

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Text - When you put your phone in airplane mode but it falls when you throw it Syou are a bold one LIAR!

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Text - bluehairedunicorn Therapist: You're a nice person Friends: You're a nice person Family: You're a nice person Me: Yeah but what if l'm actually shit nudityandnerdery Me: Oh, fuck, I tricked so many people into thinking l'm nice, that's just how shit I am. thefifthemerald This post is very loud.

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Text - My wife: Since we're stuck home, let's clean the entire house Me: @tank.sinatra Yeah it's gonna be a no from me dog

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Face - Black Man: *Reaches for license and registration* Police: So you have chosen death

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Fictional character - Joe Exotic, Carole Baskin, and Doc Antle doing the exact same thing in slightly different ways

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Face - Coronavirus:

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Cartoon - Me trying to solve a question during the exam Me deciding which memes to send to certain people depending on their meme knowledge Denim

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Text - Me reading about Coronavirus 30 seconds after I swore I wouldn't read about Coronavirus anymore @tank.sinatra

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Face - The first guy to try mom's spaghetti must have been like: adam.the.creator

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Human - Literally everyone after the coronavirus vaccine is developed I can touch you, nowl

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Photo caption - Lulu @90DayBachelor_ AT I LOVE G Joe: "I've had my days of meth" Us: #TigerKing #TigerKingNetflix WELL, OBVIOUSLY. GIF 8:10 PM · 3/27/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Vertebrate - Dog: wow I sure love when it's so quiet and peaceful Dog to Dog: violently lick your genitals until everyone in the room is uncomfortable

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Text - Fresh Oats TM @YourDarlingSon Sing this to the tune of "Old MacDonald" Fresh Oats TM @YourDarlingSon I'm so stressed that sunlight hurts. I am gods mistake 11/20/17, 16:41

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Dog - Franklin took his baths in the sink as a puppy and refuses to ever pupgrade to the tub...

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Face - A haircut can make you look like a... Pansy Badass Cheerleader Woman Mother MILF Sex Offender Professional Leader To boldly go where no hair has gone before...

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Photo caption - Me: So when can we leave our houses next? Government: IT'S GONna BE MAY made with mematic Posted in r/memes by u/gopokes307 O reddit

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Beverage can - Dr Pper (23) Rep Est.1885 I don't think that can's ever been to medical school.

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Green - ALALAND GRAPHICS 2015 WE ARE CANADIAN BORG RESISTANCE WOULD BE IMPOLITE PLEASE WAIT TO BE ASSIMILATED POUR L'ASSIMILATION EN FRANÇAIS, VEUILLEZ APPUYER LE "2"

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Facial expression - Artist rendering of Avengers aged-up S.

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Canidae - When you send someone a meme across the room and wait for their reaction

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Text - Period: You want cookies Period: You want to fuck Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies. Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we? Period: Kill them. Period: Kill them too. Period: Kill them and eat their cookies. Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon. Period: HАНАНАНАНА NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU. Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry

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Hair - I MISS THE OLD BLINK-182 imgflip.com

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Text - D So it begins DoesMyBreathSmell + 4 h Expat Med @DrExpat_ I LEFT MY FRONT DOOR OPEN AND MY ROOMBA JUST WENT OUT AND I CAN'T FIND IT. WHAT ARE THE CONSEQUENCES OF THIS. IT HAS NO NATURAL PREDATORS. robot overlords 17,072 views BEST COMMENTS E COMMENT commentsivehadafew • 4h 19 replies It'll be dead soon. Nature abhors a vacuum. 1 743 Reply

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Face - The key is to give hope to my patients

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Jacket - I'm telling my kids this is the medic who saved us from Coronavirus #TigerKing

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Text - Stop using Anti-Orc Language Instead of: Say: We've had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinking days! I am starving Honey, get the kids Find the halflings! you can't boss me around i don't take orders from orc maggots Our food is here Looks like meat's back on the menu boys! Queue up in an orderly line Form ranks, you maggots!

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Face - nate @Nate_Kral I couldn't resist #TigerKing Lawful Good Neutral Good Chaotic Good Lawful Neutral True Neutral Chaotic Neutral Lawful Evil Neutral Evil Chaotic Evil 4:13 PM · 3/28/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Dog - Hurted? You may be owed Treatos. Call Rouzer and GusGus. We firm. We do a Bork for you.

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Comics - Not all dogs are good boys Some are good girls adewith eman

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Owl - GadzWolf 11 • för 3 månader sedan Just a reminder that furbies have forward facing eyes, a key indicator of being a predatory creature.

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Water transportation - Me trying to 'calm my dog down My friend at the door HA594 My dog who heard the doorbell ring

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Text - HOW'S THAT EXPIRED MEAT FROM THE WALMART TRUCKS? 714: İRE GRRREAT! TONY PhotoGrid

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Text - Me and the boys chillin at the hospital while the psychiatrist tries to explain the severity of my schizophrenia

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Relatable Memes For Those Who Need To Feel Understood

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Text - Grant W @gawill23 girls get a full tank of gas just to drive around crying for 3 hours

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Cat - Me: “yo the pizza app isn't working" Friend: "dude just call them" My anxiety:

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Text - when someone explains to u how to do something several times but u still cant understand AMI DISABLED?

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Text - r/Showerthoughts u/bloodofgore • 3h Your future self is talking shit about you Funny 1 4.6k 170 Share BEST COMMENTS TheOfficialMJX 52m Jokes on him. l'l fucking ruin his life. - Reply Vote

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Text - 11 pm: "If I go to sleep now, I'll have a solid 8 hours" 3 am: "according to this quiz, if I were a kitchen appliance, I'd be a toaster...

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Job - I may not have real friends during these troublesome times but I have you guys instead which feels like a giant pandemic sleepover party online and thats more than enough

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Text - When you feel yourself relating to more and more memes, but then you realize that almost every meme is about being drunk or depressed these days

8.

People - clean chair laundry closet

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Nose - Depression starve Stress eat 1o Me

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Text - I'm the type of girl that will make a snack, while waiting for another snack to cook. Snacks on snacks on snacks.

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Cartoon - When you're meme scrolling and you keep running into inspirational quotes and positive messages SEE MORE I don't like to feel good, I like to feel evil

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Text - A haiku about my life: Tam so tired Where did all my money go My back is hurting

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Cartoon - Me: I'm sad Friend: don't be sad Me: My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that ?

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Face - Ttr-h = tr² = 2r tan (8) 10- 30° 45° 60° Ssin xdx =-cosx+C !! dx tgx +C, cos x 5- 3 ftgxdx = -In/cosx| + 2х dx 60 ax +bx+c when you're trying to figure out away to change things 30 0 without changing things so you can have a new life хуз without working on yourself. 2a

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Text - when u dont really know what ur feeling but there's alot of it there LIVEASCENTCLT COM

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Cartoon - me overanalyzing the way someone spoke to me bc it was a lil off from how they usually speak to me

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Text - Am I financially wealthy? No. But am I rich when it comes to relationships & happiness? Still no.

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Cat - My online dating profile A Free Kitten - a bit fat but otherwise lovely and very talented (Bel Air)

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Text - when u wake up from a nap and u have no idea if it's morning or night

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Text - m@thew @TweetPotato314 U know that feeling of anxiety as you're about to walk past the security sensors on your way out of a store and u think omg did I shove a tv up my ass i can't remember

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Bird - THERAPY SOMETIMES BEFORE AFTER OTHER TIMES THO BEFORE AFTER BIRDSTRIPS

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Text - ericbittleman I'm not a person I'm just 3 mental illness stacked on top of each other wearing a trench coat

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Cartoon - When I go to the doctor and he says I need to eat less, sleep more, exercise, drink less, etc. Well, excuse me for having enormous flaws that I dont work on!

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Text - Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence if your dog stretches and you dont say "OH BIG STRETCH" every single time then you are a psychopath and i dont want to know you

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Cartoon - When u tryna sleep but someone finally responds to the text you sent 3 hours ago

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Text - somehow i am both of these people

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Text - Jean Yang 4 @jeanqasaur Two important lessons I learned in my twenties: - If you think everyone hates you, you probably need to sleep. - If you think you hate everyone, you probably need to eat.

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Product - Me thinking that I've fixed my life just because I cleaned my room

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Text - me, looking back at my numerous breakdowns throughout the year:

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Funny AF Memes And Tweets To Get You Through The Day

Thank God, you’ve made it through the damn week. Now it’s time to look through some extremely dumb humor to occupy your time. You’re stuck inside after all, so what better things are there to do?

1.

Text - Sylvester Stallone still has the turtles from Rocky and they are currently 44 years old

2.

Font - I made my steering wheel full of cleansing energy, now every time I drive I vibe up and my car gets a love charge as well e Im doing my entire car interior with crystalst 85 ACC/RES GAAMD ON YODAST/ET CONGRATULATIONS YOU JUST TURNED YOUR AIRBAG INTO A CLAYMORE

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Text - brent @murrman5 *stomps feet twice and claps over and over until everyone at the funeral is doing it* "we will.we will.miss you" 12/07/2015, 17:47 8,510 Retweets 15.8K Likes

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Human - It took a while, but finally humans became dumb enough to teach robots how to use guns

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Cartoon - the ol' razzle dazzle

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Cheezburger Image 9478682624

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Text - Jon @ArfMeasures JOHN LENNON: He wear no shoeshine, he got.toe-jam football, he got..monkey finger, he shoot.Coca-Cola POLICE SKETCH ARTIST: what 7/10/17, 1:46 PM 19.4K Retweets 54K Likes

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People - Remember Eleven & Mike? Here they are now. Feel old yet?

9.

Organism - Me: sorry can you turn that music off?? it brings back bad memories of a loved one... Someone: we're playing Livin La Vida Loca My head:

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Community - Man On Cusp Of Having Fun Suddenly Remembers Every Single One Of His Responsibilities REVOLUTION 2, HILL 6E OITED!

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Text - You're never t0o old to say "horses" when you drive past some horses

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Text - Trevor Moore @itrevormoore I said 'More like Giraffe-ic Park!' and laughed. Guide just smiled. I said it again on the ride back. Still no laugh 3:27 PM · 04 Oct 15 251 RETWEETS 645 FAVORITES

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Face

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Hand - My friend gave me this to remember him by before he passed away. He couldnt speak at the time but it seemed really important to him that I have this. RIP alil NEDLE EPENT OND

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Text - when you take that walk of faith into your kitchen at 2AM to get some water hey there, demons. it's me, ya boy.

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Text - keet o @KeetPotato me: "i don't appreciate being laughed at" seaworld employee: "sir that's just the noise dolphins make" 4/18/17, 9:42 AM 620 Retweets 1,881 Likes

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Footwear - Mereis heles in my Grocs sÓ my swag can breathe

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Text - Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin [quietly tries to open a can of beer] driving instructor: what was that 3/27/16, 4:28 PM 2,947 RETWEETS 6,232 LIKES

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Cartoon - *Confused screaming*

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Facial expression - Me in the streets vs me in the sheets IStock Stook

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Text - John Darby @mrjohndarby [doing a three point turn] *whispering*: yes. 3 more points for me 31/5/17, 2:24 am 301 Retweets 874 Likes

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Cheezburger Image 9478689792

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Text - T heard you like bad girls. Well I'm bad. At everything. *Winks at you with both eyes*

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Text - MehGyver @AndrewNadeau0 Goty or ek u ne Running was invented in 1612 by Thomas Running when he tried to walk twice at the same time. 4/10/17, 3:36 PM 1,537 Retweets 3,028 Likes

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Photo caption - IF YOU'RE UGLY, BUTHAVE PRETTY EYES... THIS IS YOUR CHANCE!!

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Face - When you're not sure if you should walk into work or set yourself on fire @heckoffsupzeite reme

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Cartoon - Me adding another panel to this meme Woah. This is worthless! DE It's less than'worthless

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Text - tomsauced @trojansauce BOSS: tell me about susanne ME: *takes a drag of cigarette* ah, the one that got away BOSS: you're a zoo keeper none of them should get away 3/22/17, 6:31 AM 7,040 RETWEETS 17.2K LIKES

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Text - David Hughes @david8hughes Me: will there be sausage rolls? Margaret [sobbing uncontrollably]: th- there- Me [louder]: Margaret. Your husband's funeral. Sausage rolls? 25/10/2015, 04:30 2,437 Retweets 5,222 Likes

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Product - The "I call time out during tag when caught in corner" starter pack FOVE KANGES SAIKAI @MasiPopal

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Text - Michael @Home_Halfway BOSS: Okay, let's do this. What names are you pitching? COWORKER: Hannah Montana ME: Assapoopshits Massachusetts BOSS: Michael you're fired 9/10/15, 22:51 181 RETWEETS 601 LIKES

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Forty-One Dumb Memes And Pics For A Dose Of Strange Entertainment

Hello friends, how are you doing today? Not great? You’re bored out of your mind? Well lucky for you, we have what you need in terms of entertainment! And check out even more randomness here!

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Text - Riot 2020 BURN THIS MOTHERFUCKER DOWN EAT THE RICH DIRECT ACTION GETETHE GO000)

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Cartoon - Your signs can't stop me because I can't read

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Steering part

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Companion dog - *gentle gasp* "Trash" JERSEY ROYS SPa CHAPE

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Animated cartoon - CHO0 CH00CHOOSE TOLIVE!

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Cartoon - Be Not Afraid

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Text - couriers-mile Elf androgyny and dwarf androgyny and orc androgyny are like three very different forms of androgyny and defiance of the binary and they're all so good theyoungerwhatelydaughter Elf: everyone's pretty, but has no ass. Dwarf: everyone's hairy, but has no ass. Orc: everyone's SHREDDED and can crack walnuts between their cheeks. dazzle-camouflage Goblin androgyny: you're small and horrible and you're pretty certain that 'gender' was a kind of beetle you ate last week.

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Product - pseudomantis Peper IT'S NOT FOR WOMEN. TEN BOLD ANTR transgirl-link I take a sip of this and Dr. Pepper himself drops down from the ceiling and breaks my neck spiroandthelacktones I found out I was trans when I tried to drink this and my hand clipped through It

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Green - my university has these toilets and they're honestly ridiculous "what is your gender?" "Top hats" fabrickind *walks up to these toilets in a bowler hat and red lipstick* *panics* canned-chaos both of these toilets are for liza minnelli and no one else Source: teamrocketing TOTLET TOTLET

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Cat - P TEAM

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Text - mortuarybees it's jsut fucked up that we bred pigeons to be our companions and then when we no longer had use of them we just abandoned them and now we treate them like menaces and pests and people want them dead they are our FRIENDS mortuarybees I was drunk but right 123,571 notes

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Text - NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES I AM EATING ENOUGH CORN CHIPS TO UPSET GOD 12:08 pm · 26 Apr 20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - "How's life?" Me: НА НА НА!!!!WHEEEEEEE!!!!!

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Cartoon - THE GREAT PLAGUE OF 1665 LONDON RECOVERING FROM 1563 PLAGUE 1578 PLAGUE 1593 PLAGUE 1603 PLAGUE 1625 PLAGUE 1636 PLAGUE THE GREAT FIRE OF 1666 KA

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Fictional character - the-quasar-hero I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found

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Organism - I thought the idea of having a 'spirit animal' was a load of bullshit until I saw this giant, punk rock snail eating people. superalejandrita202 | Mermedroid

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Text - look-like-a-radical-normal Someone who's never seen Rocketman, please explain to me what's happening here. manda-kat Maleficent's younger and more fashionable brother stares down the latest target of his wrath: Richie Rich. knife-dad A tiefiling bard about to absolutely roast this unsuspecting child captainkirks-assandmrspocks-sass Satan's Quinceciñera gets internrupted by the home alone kid tiefling-queer just an average episode of mighty morphing power rangers

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Cat

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Text - Please do not tap on glass. Programmers are easily scared and will start to cry. Violently. Please enter SLOWLY while singing 'Ave Maria' to avoid an incident. Thank you.

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Cat - Waves of existential panic Me just trying to muddle through life with some semblance of enjoyment

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Text - daddyroboarm someone: *mentions my favorite character* me: *vibrating at frequency that shatters glass* yeah I love them a normal amount thehipsterbubble Don't call me out like this

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Photograph - ANIME OPENING ANIME ENDING

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Capybara - Hup

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Cat - UTINI MARTINI smallest-feeblest-boggart I feel like the fact this got popular without a dominant caption is a tribute to 2020

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Transport - 117 WATCH YOUR STEP That surreal feeling when the train driver is wearing a cowboy hat..

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Cartoon - Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture. They're the same picture.

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Cartoon - if there are infinite universes then how come i got stuck in the one where im sad all the time MILK

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Cuisine - NEW HECIPE NOT POCKETS trand sandwiches Nihilist RecipeTM Made with nothingness 2 SANDWICHES

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Green - Friengsnio ended With Tuf Grass Now NATIVE HABITAT IS my best frend

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Dog - Savana

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Building - 35 MY FUCKING RESTAURANT RB TAPAS Y PUATTOLOS. TAPAS PLATILLOS. DOTOES LBL7 JXJ

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Light

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Cartoon - Fun activities to do six feet apart.

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Dog - When you grow out of your favorite shirt

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Text - magnet @arcadeseals me: [being murdered] tell my gf i love her wife: [murdering intensifies] 22:39 · 30 May 19· Twitter for Android

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Vertebrate

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Toy - LIMITED EDITiot STAY HOME Charmin ar the go PANDEMIC Parbie 3+ WARNING

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Cartoon - Dont say this is not lesbian goals

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Money - No one: Russian vending machines: pines Автомат сдачу не выдает Machine does not surrender KaTRAN

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Dog - cluedont @cluedont Day 18 of lock down. Filled the dog with helium.

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Art - CAROLES HUSBAND TASTER GRREAT! 1 TI

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Text - king virgin @Sanchovies Just met a prostitute who said she'd do anything for 40$ lol guess who just got the desert treasure quest done on runescape 4/1/17, 8:24 PM 1,095 RETWEETS 2,742 LIKES

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Text - Pru @prufrockluvsong So cute when someone says they refuse to watch tiger king like get in the gutter with the rest of us your highness 2:41 PM · 4/1/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Donald J. Trump O @realDonald Trump USA STRONG! Twan of Quarantine District @Twan_Two You doing a lot of tweeting for someone who owes me $1200

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Cartoon - CAROLE BASKIN

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Text - EX @EchoXrayMusic Thate when the old folks are at the gym. Stop hogging the 5lb pink dumbbells Delores l'm trying to get shredded 14:32 · 6/11/19 · Twitter for iPhone

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Cartoon - Aw. My caterpillar never turned into a butterfly. That's a Cheeto. Oh.

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Atlantic canary - depression: you're a piece of shit narcissism: you're still better than everyone anxiety: doesn't matter anyway, you're going to die me: AAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAA AAA AAAAA AAAAAA AAAAA AAA AAAA. AAA AAA AAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAA, AA AAA AAAAAAA AAA AAAA AA AAA AAAA AA AAAAA AAAAA AA

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Product - finally my story will be told This Rat Had 'No Brain' and It Somehow Lived a Normal Life NEWS O Jan 25, 2020 | Original story by Northeastern University Contrel в cernal en rese Hye eSt gTH DOC

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Text - softdog i started up destiny 2 yesterday and burst into tears because i forgot i had set my steam name to reeses penis butter cups but instead of censoring penis reeses penis ****er cups it censored the butt in butter this game is rated M tammycat reeses penis FUCKer cups

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Text - me trying to motivate myself to get up & change out of my sleep pajamas into my daytime pajamas so i can start the day thedailylit

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Cat - I CANNOT BRAIN TODAY I HAS THE DUMB

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Cartoon - FuckJerry FUCK JERRY Yesterday at 10:06 PM · O Hi, I'm from New York Me

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People - theweirdwideweb The people protesting to open businesses up don't want to go back to work, they want *you* to go back to work so they can go to a movie or a restaurant. theweirdwideweb I WANT HAIRCUT! SUS Save Our

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Cat - LET ME PLAY YOU THE WORLD'S SADDEST SONG TITLED "I HAVEN'T EATEN IN OVER 20 MINUTES"

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Text - pizzaotter: jodyrobots: if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to f k with people NO DONT D0 THAT

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Superhero

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Professional wrestling - My cat ready for his breakfast @the.atomic.elbow Me in a deep sleep 10 minutes before my work alarm goes off

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Human

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Cat - PFFTHLARTHH

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Text - Sam Diss @SamDiss Jurassic Park remains a perfect movie: the first hour is all set up, second hour is just dinosaurs attacking children. perfect

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Dog - I'M GOING TO PUISS ALL OVER HIS PISS THAT WILL SHOW HIM quickmerme com

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Nose - TOE BEANS, TOE BEANS, TOE BEANS, TOE BEEEEAAANNS!

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Text - Jen Lewis @thisjenlewis Last night I realized that if you start inexplicably clapping when one of your friends arrives at a party, everyone else at the party will start clapping, too. It's the perfect wholesome prank, 10/10 highly recommend.

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Text - andrew chamings @AndrewChamings If you ride a segway naked on the freeway for long enough you get to be on tv 5/4/17, 9:52 AM 298 RETWEETS 945 LIKES

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Text - When someone tells me they started eating healthier and exercising during quarantine @shitheadsteve CLUSH Idont fucking care.

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Dog - "what is your dream job?" GOOD DOG

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People - [this week on house hunters] Husband: $1,200 stimulus check Wife: $1,200 stimulus check @mile69club budget: 3.69 million

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Green - amygdalan-arm Seeing moss in any context fills me with a deep, primal sense of love and contentment. Love is stored in the moss... amygdalan-arm Just try to look at these images and tell me everything isn't gonna be okay

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Job - When you see the trailer for the new Hellboy movie. 43 72 41 63 82 STEA 76 You're not Ron...

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Cat - cats with threatening auras @cats_cursed forbidden lovers

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Billboard - Me: I think the worst is behind us May 2020: Hail 66 Hydra

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Shoulder - Me showing up to work after quarantine is over soupyeahsoup

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Armour - This is how I imagine my dog feels when he's protecting the house by barking at the leaves blowing by @tank.sinatra

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Text - v3nice "Truth or dare?" "Dare." "Order me a pizza." sand-paper-dreams T HAVE BEEN BLIND TO THE POSSIBILITIES

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Garden - Me: Let's watch a Lord of the Rings movie Friend: Which one? Me: All of them at once, I suppose...

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Text - Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov [me training a new employee on how to use the paper shredder] This fuckin robot eats our secrets

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Police dog - roses are red, i'm stuck in a ditch, You're not Cheddar) You're Just some common bitch.

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Text - Aristotle the theory of forms is crap 1m Like Reply Plato post physique

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Thirty-Seven Time-Wasting Memes And Tweets

We’d ask how your day is going but we realize that would be completely pointless, because every day is exactly the goddamn same. So have some memes that will hopefully improve it by the tiniest bit. Please enjoy.

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Skin - la-da-da-da-dah its the motherfuckin DO double G SOUP DOGG

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Text - Miller Robert 7 hrs • Saying I love you comes in many different forms; "have you eaten today?" "Drive safe" "I'll kill us both I really don't care"

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Font - LET THAT SINK IN LET THAT SINK IN LET TH AT SIN K IN LET THAT SINK IN papa johni feels

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Text - Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad My Quarantine Routine I just wanted to share what works for me. This is just to give me structure and a sense of stability 9 am - 2 am: wake up & stare at my phone

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Facial expression - a summary of Tiger King What would you do if you had 200 tigers? Two dudes at the same time man

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Food - linds @Lwowwy The existence of the meatball sub implies that there also exists a meatball dom

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Cool - my significant other: *calls me by my real name* me: OUCKMYKICKS Well, first of all. I'm baby so jot that down.

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Text - simpy @AMABOUTOBUST feeling quesadilla but the "que" and "illa" are silent

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Text - everyone making lockdown banana bread DO YOU THINK A DEPRESSED PERSON COULD MAKE THIS? oCleo

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Organism - When you're on sensory overload and someone tries to interact with you STAAAAAAHHHHHP) STOP STOP STOP STOP ISTOF STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP UGH STOP STOP STOP STOP STUP STOP ST EXCONOSRATS STOP STOP STOP S OP ST STOP SERTOUSLY YOU GOTTA STOP STOP STOP TOP

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Text - Kyle Gaddo @kylegaddo but soft, what baja through yonder window blasts? 7:51 PM · 4/3/20 · Twitter Web Client

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Vehicle door - guy in China eating a bat the bat call an ambulance the bat but not for me

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Text - people can't use you if you are useless @TrashBag

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Text - Mike Fellows March 25 at 12:21 PM My favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is gonna be okay.

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Cool - Dont be heart reacting my shit unless you tryin to take pics like this

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Text - Abstract Comment @abstractcommen1 Those times I said I would get so ripped if I was ever stuck in prison were obviously uninformed lies.

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Text - Nikki Moore Yesterday at 4:27 AM · O I just can't believe all this bad stuff keeps happening when there are so many white girls with crystals.

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Text - Pru @prufrockluvsong So cute when someone says they refuse to watch tiger king like get in the gutter with the rest of us your highness 2:41 PM · 4/1/20 · Twitter for Android

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Bengal tiger - Aaron Price Thursday at 6:31 AM · O If a Lisa Frank notebook was a person @therealface

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Outerwear - When you get a monster energy drink instead of coffee @middleclassfancy

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Black-and-white - autocorrect adam the croator me, typing fuck for the 14th time

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Musician - Coronavirus Update: The Mayor has ordered local bands to play their originals in public areas to prevent people from gathering.

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Speech - No one should own 180 tigers while most families are struggling just to have one. lal

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Text - Honey Marie March 19 at 4:00 AM · 6 me as ur gf: crunching on hot Cheetos slowly while u try to fucking sleep

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Text - O.J. Simpson @OJsimpson I am convinced that Carole Baskin aproblemenid murdered her husband philip lewis O @Phil_Lewis_ finally, an expert has weighed in

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Seal - what my wings see when I open the to-go box

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Text - illy @illymation the doctor after i pee in that little cup Tweet vertalen

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Text - Geneva Perez Yesterday at 11:40 AM A glory hole but instead of penises there are breadsticks from Olive Garden

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Clothing - alex smith @mineifiwildout white dudes love breaking one of these shits out any time they get near a body of water

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Text - allie kia @thholyghost i don't like the fact that my bones are always wet 5:21 AM · 12 Jan 20 · Twitter Web App

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Food - A slice of apple pie costs $2.75 in Jamaica and $3.50 in the Bahamas... These are the pie rates of the Caribbean

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Text - Moms when you show them a meme @shitheadsteve Who is that

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Text - Betches betches @betchesluvthis "Laziness" got a hell of a rebrand, it's "social distancing" now. What a glow- up.

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Text - WhitePeopleHumor @whitememejesus It's dope that Taco Bell is open during the apocalypse

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Cartoon - FuckJerry FUCK JERRY Yesterday at 10:06 PM · O Hi, I'm from New York Me

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Whiskers - Gf: I know it's 2/$7 margaritas, but please don't get stupid tonight. Me: Ok I won't. Me $21 later: its ye boi estúpido

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Product - Kylie Jenner when she can't decide what sauce to put on her burger HEINZ TOMATO KETCHUP HEINZ CLASSIC BARBECUE

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Thirty-Five Dumb Memes Of The Lowest Quality

If it’s high-quality comedy you’re looking for, you won’t find it here unfortunately. But if you’re in quick need of literally anything to make you chuckle, we’ve got you covered. 

Check out even more here!

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Street dog - Milk truck crashed, looters showed up moments after

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Astronaut - When you're messing around on the trampoline and your friend hits you with the double bounce

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Photograph - Dream: Let's take a nice picture with the dog Reality: IG: @tank.sinatra

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Text - When your friends start talking about politics and you have nothing to add because all your political knowledge comes from memes BBC 07:26

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Text - When you're telling yourself to act normal and then someone walks past you and says "Hello" and you reply with "good thanks" S HELLO, DARKNESS, MY OLD FRIEND S

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Metropolitan area - The lens flare in this photo looks like exactly like Eric Cartman

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Cartoon - REALITY VS. ONLINE PROFILE

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Dog - "what is your dream job?" GOOD DOG

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Flower - "Smell the flower you piece of sht baby chicken"

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Dog - when someone u don't like tries to make a joke

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Transport - Someone must have had a really bad day pikeburu

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Presentation - When I stop and actually think about life for more than 3 seconds UNIT T ARYY E IN CONCLUSION FORM FuicTo • i am bitter com CONT-N IG: @tank.sinatra

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Text - As if death by electrocution wasn't enough SAFETY WARNINGI Opening this box will result in Death by Electrocution & a €50 Fine. 372

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News - RESEARCH SHOWS AMISH PEOPLE HAVE MUCH LOWER RATES OF WHAT? URZILA CYBER BULLYING

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Seat belt - When I'm picking someone up and they make me wait more than 5 seconds to come out @beentheretho

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Text - DIDNT THINKIT WAS POSSIBLE FOR A STICK FIGURE TO LOOK GUILTY.BUT LOOK AT THIS GUY DO NOT BLOCK FIRE EXIT EMERGENCY EXIT

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Text - When someone cracks a window in the back while ur driving and it sounds like a helicopter is right above you IG: @tank.sinatra

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Text - when u have seasonal depression but ur also depressed year round and u participate in activities which temporarily alleviate the apathy

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Bird - IG: @tank.sinatra This bird looks like his shower has bad water pressure and he can't get all the shampoo out of his hair

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Head - IGHT @will ent LIGHT B O IGHT BUD LIG BUD IGHT BUD LIGHT iCHT Bud light year!!!

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Selfie - When you meet someone with ur exact sense of humor and you literally just laugh at nothing together MANFRED IG: @tank.sinatra

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Trunk - officer: pop the trunk me: i can explain i swear

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Text - me when i type "hehe" instead of "haha"

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Photo caption - When you're laying down and drop your phone

25.

Job - #tbt to when a legend was hired

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Horse - When ur mom, who has no business cutting hair, cuts ur hair IG: @tank.sinatra

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Text - I took a picture before and after I told this little birb that he was hecking siiiiick @chaos.reigns_

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Tile - You got this... you can do it!

29.

Vertebrate - When you're super impatient and eat a pizza puff fresh out of the oven Scream Cueen/AE

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Yoda - Stop doing this shit to your pictures

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Adaptation - When ur in desperate need of air but ur shark continuously guilt tripping u for some more quality time

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Vehicle - WHEN YOU WANT YOUR CAR TO BE A RACECAR EGGS IMILK BANANAS Bead EPPER BUT YOU HAVE RESPONSIBILITIES

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Land vehicle - For the soccer mom with an attitude

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Cookies and crackers - "I'm only having one cookie because l'm on a diet"

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Text - Ken Jennings O @KenJennings I would like to announce that when I gave wrong answers on Jeopardy, I was being sarcastic. 1:23 PM 4/24/20 · Twitter Web App

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Forty-Two Silly Memes Because We Know Y’all Are Bored AF

If you’re clicking here then you’re probably in dire need of something to do. We don’t blame you because we’re all bored as sh*t sitting here in quarantine. So scroll down for some entertainment, and click here if you need even more!

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Face - When you try to talk to a villager with your net equipped Wack

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Text - Socially-Distanced Universal Friend @GrumpyTheology If you are sitting here thinking that since you can't meet with your churches you HAVE to set up a livestream, remember that the Apostle Paul couldn't meet with his churches so he just sent them 20-page rambling letters filled with his every emo thought. 3:38 PM - 3/22/20 · Twitter Web App

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Facial expression - He thought he could get to the milk by licking the outside of the bowl

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Text - Tomorrow isn't promised. Send nudes today. Coronavirus 3:17

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Cartoon - a hint of spring seasonal depression EL DORADO GOLDPOSTING COVID-19

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Text - trans-apostate-anders i hope that baby yoda grows up to talk like a normal person and we find out yoda was just a fucking freak zevveli IIRC Yoda's Speech patterns were explicitly stated once to be due to his age. It was something along the lines of that the rules of grammar for basic had changed between his youth and the time of the Star Wars movies. So it was essentially like if an Anglican Priest from the Elizabethan Era had taken refuge in a swamp in Louisiana and was trying to impart

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Facial expression - When your card doesn't get picked in Cards Against Humanity It's fucking funny.

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Text - Boyfriend: why do you watch so much murder stuff? Me: just in case you slip up

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Hair - no one: guys after coming out of quarantine:

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Photo caption - My mom: You should start liking more girly things Me:Likes girls My mom: You weren't supposed to do that

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Text - Me every time I leave a room after being super kind and bubbly. @memenurseofficial

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Product - A rare Meowshroom.

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Text - maggie 2 @sinisteragents my therapist: you're afraid to be an imposition me, putting an empty coffee cup in my bag instead of asking for a trash can: me? 9:25 PM · 04 Nov 19 from Brooklyn, NY · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Dads after they move the laundry from the washer to the dryer one time @cynicalparent What can I say except you're-welcome?

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Glasses - When your pet starts staring at something that isn't there

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Kung fu - When the toilet stall door doesn't nave a lock

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Text - Makiya @selenamua_ Day 6 of Quarantine: C-Section went smooth. The Cuties are in great shape and mother is recovering

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Text - hyperactivehedgehog I'm studying biotech and every time someone brings up mushrooms our current professor will look either extremely exited or pained and go "listen.. mushrooms are neither plants nor animals nor something in between. They elude all attempts to categorize them. We do not know what they are. Some are immortal. Some produce live saving substances. Some are so closely related to humans that eating them may cause an allergic reaction against your own body. I cannot teach you a

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Hair - When you try to speak to someone in their language and they reply in English

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Cartoon - How my grandfather How I saved The world: Saved the world. Posted in r/BikiniBottomTwitter by u/CorvusBandit 6 reddit

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Text - Victoria Nachos @SSDated I'm more sexually satisfied after the massage and shampoo at my hair salon than I am by most men.

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Text - I need to stop spending money on random things, and start saving for once. Also me: @shop_mass So, I bought little chairs for all of my crystals.

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Text - bluehairedunicorn Therapist: You're a nice person Friends: You're a nice person Family: You're a nice person Me: Yeah but what if l'm actually shit nudityandnerdery Me: Oh, fuck, I tricked so many people into thinking l'm nice, that's just how shit I am. thefifthemerald This post is very loud.

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Human - When you first discover leftist thought and revolutionary ideology 6. months later

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Text - corri @ThatsSoCorri normal people kissing: •sensual •butterflies in ur stomach •ur the only two people in the world people with glasses kissing: •clink •clank •ok lets take them off •wait where'd u go •u feel cold •oh that's a lamp 11:15 AM · 3/2/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Face - When you gotta call in sick for work MEMES

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Food processor - Reddit | dpjhyland

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Painting - gently touching your friends hand bc you've spotted someone acting like an asshole & you want to talk about it later

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Text - @ambermariexo0 dating a skinny guy cool until you roll down the window on the freeway and he fly out like a mcdonald's napkin

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Lizard - girlsthinkimfunny ... When ur scrolling thru IG and u see ur ex broke their leg hhhehehe

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Cool - Nobody: Cats at 2am: GNC I'm fast. I'm very fast.

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Wildlife - When you pet a dog and the owner says "wow he doesn't usually let strangers do that".

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Cartoon - When you say you're done cleaning the room and your moms gotta check if it's actually clean GALLEY GRUB ORDER HERE

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Photo caption - *Computer freezes* Me: *opens task manager* *Computer unfreezes* Do you think its honor that keeps them in line? It's fear, fear and blood.

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Grass - When you pour coke into a glass too quickly aldr

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Text - HOW BEAUTIFUL IT IS TO FIND SOMEONE WHO ASKS FOR NOTHING BUT YOUR COMPANY. BRIGITTE NICOLE Company GIve me ur company

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Cartoon - Me getting my haircut from my parents during quarantine

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Text - Mitko Piperkov @ldealPiper When you're at a restaurant with friends about to order and one of them reminds you of your diet @idealpiper 1400 You are a thief of joy.

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Face - girlsthinkimfunny THINK when boys bite their lips. chingsboysdowaloie

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Text - NOT ANOTHER TRUE CRIME PODCAST notanothertruecrimepod @NATCpod Date someone who shares your beliefs on who killed JonBenet Ramsey

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