Relationship Memes To Send To Your Special Someone

Love and dating may not be all romance and roses, but it’s definitely nice to have someone special in your life – especially during the crazy times we’re experiencing right now. These relatable relationship memes for the committed cover all the bases: sappiness, the occasional neediness, and wholesome shout outs to people who are unafraid to express their feelings. 

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Font - my gf also my gf ayoung strong independent woman that can take care of herset "where are my morning cuddlesand coffee. Im too weak to get up"

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Text - When you're obsessed with your man CLOSE YOUR EYES BUTI LIKE YoU.

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Face - How you look at her when y'all first meet vs how you look at her after 2 years bc you love her and she makes you happy

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Text - it's a beautiful thing when you get so comfortable with someone and you realize your telling them things you've never said out loud before.

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Organism - Me talking about my man even though no one asked me

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Text - Listening to your significant other talk about their day

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Hair - Coming home to find out your S.O. already has dinner made

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Human - When you tell your man all the tea cause he your best friend too

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Floor - Me about to give you all the love and attention you deserve You, the cutest person ever!!

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Canidae - When bae and you finish eating and settle down to cuddle

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Cartoon - Me annoying my partner as soon as they wake up....

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Text - She fell asleep on me while we faced timed so I drew her till she woke up. She need the sleep and I needed the inspiration Sprint 2:37 PM 1* 90%

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Hair - When you tell everyone the story how you fell in love with your girl, she be looking like

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Cartoon - Me telling my boyfriend about how I got 1 kili that match My boyfriend, with 9 kills, telling me how proud he is made with mematic

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Facial expression - When you sleep over at his house and in the moming he says "Good morming beautiful" and you there all happy

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Facial expression - When your girl picks up your phone but you're not a piece of sh*t so it's cool

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Cartoon - When you sleeping with your man and he tum around hug you in his sleep

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Facial expression - Me when I'm demanding love and affection

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Product - When you been with bae all day and he leaves

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Animated cartoon - My partner pissed as hell Me who doesn't even know what I did wrong made with mematic

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Cat - When you wake up next to bae while they sleep and realize how lucky you are

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Thigh - ME MY WIFE DOING ANYTHING

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Text - Him: what size fry do you want? Me: oh just a small Him: she'll have a large Me:

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Organism - When I stare at my man in awe and he catches me

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Photo caption - me on the way to annoy my man

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Text - what I love about you I everything! I everything but in teal! me

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Cartoon - LOVE ISNT JUST THE GOOD DAYS ITS THE SICK DAYS 刀 THE GRUMPY DAYS AND THE SAD DAYS, TOO @illustrations by Em 20

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Terrestrial animal - When bae gets out the shower looking like a snack

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Cartoon - When I see my boyfriend is depressed Love Care

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Spider-man - My girl working on her garden Me staring at her while my allergies kill me

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Woman Attempts To Sell Stolen Astroturf, Dramatic Comment Hilarity Ensues

Facebook is a wonderfully entertaining cesspool of freaks. From pyramid scheme promoting momsto anti-vaxxers, the whole site is a veritable goldmine of cringe.And we’ve just stumbled upon some Grade A material. After her ex-boyfriend’s mother talked smack about her dead grandmother, one enterprising woman took it upon herself to steal some astro turf from the maternal shit-talker. And then tried to sell it. While some of her Facebook friends were supportive of the criminal act, the mom herself makes an appearance in the comments and things go downhill (or uphill, depending on how you look at it) from there. 

Warning: if you’re sensitive about foul language, do not proceed. These people boast very colorful vocabulary.

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Grass - Holly •.. Sunday at 11:42 · Does anyone need artificial grass? I stole it out my ex boyfriends mums house last night after she chatted shit about my dead nan, selling for £1 but will take any other offer going from 5p HMU Haha You and 4.2k others 10,297 shares Macey Should have took her wheelchair too 920 2 d Like

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Text - Demi Solved it amicably then 2 d Like Ib 117 O Macey Demi fuck that mate she was giving it on the phone to holly last night "wheres ya nan at" haha wheres your fucking grass at Carol you dead leg cunt b 2.3k 2 d Haha Holly Demi no they keep chatting shit l'm going back for the solar panels tonight 3.2k 2 d Haha

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Text - Lisa I suggest you give my sister her grass back before l'm banging on your fucking door. i1.3k 1 d Like Lisa Very classy of you Macey considering you was the biggest regret of my sons life. 1 d Like b 266 Macey Lisa I'm not the regret the fact that he never successfully got to eat my ass is SDO 2.9k 1 d Like Macey So fucking button it 795 1 d Like Lisa If I was your mother I would be so disappointed in you and what you have become. 156 1 d Like Macey Well that's good Lisa cause you ain't

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Text - Lisa dunno how u think you can talk to folk like that we all ken ur son used to cut aboot looking like a orange traffic light on MDMA until he dyed his wee hair shut up 785 1 d Like Lisa My sons never been on MDMA. 431 1 d Like ОМасеу That's a fucking lie his buzz light year jaw used to swing more than fucking Tarzan to chinfinity and fucking Mars with the way that cunt was going 1 d Like .3k לו Holly Lisa been on mdma yet he was ringing my your sons never exs mate in London for it 248 1

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Text - A Macey How are you of all people even gonna chat shit about us? Id rather be a "trouble making gypsy" than sit down and have one of your roast dinners again love cause you deserve a life sentence just for that barely even a roast potato on it yet us gypsies are "the ones with a bad name" go put a potato on your roast you tight fucking cunt b 3.1k 1 d Haha DO 54 1d Like Lisa And did you have to eat the roast Macey? Nope. 115 1 d Like A Macey And did I eat the roast Lisa ? Nope I threw it

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Text - Lisa and you really do think Macey your something don't you? 35 1 d Like Macey I fully blame your sister for global warming shut your fucking dish Lisa 513 1 d Like Macey Oh here we fucking go again Lisa it ain't my problem your captain thunderglasses husband got ripped off once and if were ripping everyone off then what are you doing with them roast dinners ? how could you even call it a roast dinner fuck all was roasted 702 1 d Like Lisa Keep fucking mouthing off Macey and I'll stick yo

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Text - A thought a wis having a shite time with this name imagine waking up to find oot you've got nae fucking grass 2 d Haha I 1.2k Jobbie Harry Heokey 2 d Like Holly Update: his mums now texting me saying if I don't give her back the artificial grass she is taking legal action, not my first court case Carol fucking take me u cunt 4.5k 2 d Haha Macey Holly tell her to race you for it mate 2 d Like 251

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Text - Cheyenne You best be posting a pic of them solar panels tonight I need a follow up to this 496 1d Haha 1 d Like OS 10 Holly Lisa and Macey are still arguing and Lisa has now in fact just been called a bald cunt 1 d Haha .412 לו

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Green - Brandon Would this still technically be called a turf war? 1.3k 1 d Haha

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Man Introduces Girlfriend To PC Gaming, Confusion Ensues

It’s a fascinating experience watching anyone tackle playing a video game for their first time. Confusion, disorientation, and all kinds of hilarious silliness ensue. This guy decided he’d introduce his girlfriend to PC gaming, and he chose to start with “Portal“. It sounds like his explanation of how to play the game, and the way that information was received, created quite the conundrum. 

It’s a fascinating experience watching anyone tackle playing a video game for their first time. Confusion, disorientation, and all kinds of hilarious silliness ensue. This guy decided he’d introduce his girlfriend to PC gaming, and he chose to start with “Portal“. It sounds like his explanation of how to play the game, and the way that information was received, created quite the conundrum. 

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Text - r/tifu JOIN u/The-Cameraman • 23h TIFU by introducing my girlfriend to PC gaming using Portal as her first game. Some background, my girlfriend has never played videogames in her entire life on PC or console. The most exposure she has to gaming is probably to plants vs zombies or angry birds. She started playing using the WASD keys and kept forgetting that she could also use the mouse to turn her character's head in the direction she wanted to go. I had to remind her of this quite often.

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Text - Then there was the whole idea of using portals, I briefly explained the idea to her and she nodded that it all made sense. At first I thought she understood, because she would shoot one portal near herself and another toward the objective she wanted to go to. As the game progressed she would have a lot of those moments where you forget if you shot a blue or orange portal and you replace an important one because you didn't keep track of which color was there. And we've all been there, I di

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Text - But then when she got like five hours into the game, like level 4 or 5, she kept shooting portals back toward the entrance of the level. Not just once or twice, but like 10 times in a row. I would usually stop and help if she spent more than 5 attempts at a problem part and help, but this "problem part" was so different that I wanted to just watch and observe why she was shooting portals in the direction that she came from. Although I was frustrated because it was obviously in the wrong d

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Text - I was incredibly confused. When I asked her to clarify, she said "I usually shoot portals where I feel that the next room is and go through them and eventually I find the room with the elevator with the shiny door." It was at this moment when I asked her to explain to me how the portals worked, she said that "it was basically just putting a hole in the wall so you could go into the other side and see what's in the room next to it." And to make sure I didn't misunderstand, she meant like l

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Text - If anything I think this speaks more about my ability to explain new concepts without anchoring to my previous experiences in gaming. As someone who one day hopes to teach medical students, I definitely learned from my fuck up and will be more aware of things I explain. 2.9k 171 Share Award

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Future’s Getting Meme’d Again In ‘She Belongs To The Streets’ Tweets

Rapper Future is no stranger to the meme game. He’s been the star of many a mocking relationship-centric meme since “Future Sending Exes Texts”came onto the scene around Thanksgiving. Unfortunately, instead of making a mockery of ex-boyfriends, this meme seems to wag a finger at promiscuous women. The tweets feature the text “She belongs to the streets,” which was popularized by Future – and many of the meme creators seem to acknowledge their misogynistic nature by labeling the rapper’s tome as the “Book of Misogyny.” We’re hoping the people who retweet the memes are aware of the slightly problematic message – and hope women know it’s okay to run free. We all know that dudes see no qualms about it.

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Photo caption - HOOL Hoodville WILLE @Hoodville_ If she makes a countdown months before her actual birthday, she belongs to the streets @Hoodville Book of Misogyny 9:03 PM · 5/11/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - HOOL Hoodville ILLE @Hoodville_ When you told yo homie that she belongs to the streets and he didn't listen @Hoodville 12:36 AM · 5/13/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Future Incorporated @Misogyny_God If her name has the letter A, B, C,D, E,F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z , she belongs to the streets 7:26 AM 5/13/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - IG: @nevermisses_ @nevermisses if she's got more than 10 sweaters that don't fit her, she belongs to the streets @nevermisses book of misogyny 3:29 PM · 5/13/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Young Simba O @Mufaa6 "She belongs to the streets" 7:12 PM · 5/14/20 · Twitter for iPhone ROWS LES

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Eyewear - Well DAMN @KingJuanito94 If she posts pics on snap with emojis covering her titties, she belongs to the streets. The Bible of misogyny 11:24 PM 5/14/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Footwear - Evans Namaseb @Prettyboi_evans If she has "ALL STARS" in her closet gents...she belongs to the streets. 3:47 AM · 5/14/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - HOOL Hoodville ILLE @Hoodville_ If her tinder profile says "never on here add me on IG/SC" she belongs to the streets. @Hoodville Book of Misogyny 12:16 PM · 5/16/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - E julian @o0o_juliannn if she shakes her ass at the beach, she belongs to the streets A 4:01 PM 5/17/20 Twitter for iPhone

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Text - HOOL Hoodville @Hoodville_ If she ever had floor seats to a basketball game, she belongs to the streets @Hoodville Book of Misogyny 11:20 PM 5/17/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - HOOL Hoodville LLE @Hoodville_ If she picks up the call and puts the volume down while she's next to you, she belongs to the streets @Hoodville Вok of Misogyny 3:28 PM · 5/17/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Pluto @OTwithDaGODflow If she claps her hand before she dance in the club, she belongs to the streets @Hoodville Вook of Misogyny 2:53 PM · 5/21/20 · Twitter for Android

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Photo caption - if she posts her pictures before sending them to you, she belongs to the streets @Hoodville Book of Misogyny

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Photo caption - If she puts her phones brightness down while she's next to you, she belongs to the streets @Hoodville Book of Misogyny

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Text - A nigga named William TM @ thebestjuan Replying to @ClutchGodx Damn bro. Here's some scriptures to Clutch-Year w @ClutchGodx get you through it. She been cheating on me and lied straight to my face, women aint shit. The Gospel According t Future CHAPTER I From the streets did she emerge; and to the street she will return. 2 And I say unto you, "She is for the streets" 3 So be not weary when she must return from whence she came. only begotten grace and truth. 15 John bare cried, saying. Th

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Text - jessW @oxojesss my mom whenever I'm out after 9 pm: Mexican GBE Leader @vuhsace 6d She belongs to the streets

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Text - If she posts some basic ass food with "wife me", she belongs to the streets @Hoodville Book of Misogyny

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Text - "Opened 8 minutes ago" Me Me She belongs to the streets anyways

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Text - Steal your shorty phone & text her best friend saying "im pregnant" & if she replies "girl by who?" Your girl belongs to the streets @Hoodville

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Job - If her nails make noise when she touches her phone screen, she belongs to the streets Book of Misogyny

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Text - Laylah @Laylah_Fay · Jan 6 My friend proposed to his girlfriend of 4 years and do you know what she said??? DO YOU KNOW?!?! "Oh, I didn't know you liked me like that." SA VAGE 150.9K 27 21.8K 836 Check My Pinned Tweet ASAP @Tadala_ The Gospel According t eri clmu de Future Replying to @Laylah_Fay Aotand LEGO morn 10nid diw sbods bo It is TUod rinel ent Juods 2e esw it TOr 9m st to foid CHAPTER 1 only begotten d grace and truth. 15 John bare cried, saying, Thi spake, He that a "preferred b

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Wholesome Pics To Drown Out The Sadness

This selection of tweets, memes, and pics is for anyone who is having a bad day or needs a little pick-me-up. Sometimes when you can’t see the light at the end of the tunnel you need a little bit of warmth and perspective.

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wholesome memes about a grandpa that printed memes for his friends

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wholesome memes about a dog that sent a letter

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wholesome memes about a grandma with dementia that meets a dog for the first time everyday

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wholesome memes about a vet from the navy sitting with a man and his son at a game

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wholesome memes about boys that don't have dads creating a "gentleman's club"

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wholesome memes with Marilyn Manson and running into an old friend

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wholesome memes about a barber that cuts an old mans hair for free

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wholesome memes about a couple that management think are a new romance

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wholesome memes about being kind to people because anyone can have a mental disorder

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wholesome memes about a couple that goes to weddings and says i do to each other

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wholesome memes about a husband that secretly paid for his wife's drink

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wholesome memes about forgiveness

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wholesome memes about sitting with an old man at an ice cream shop

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wholesome meme of a husband running into his wife while he was buying flowers for her

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wholesome memes about bringing awareness to men's mental health

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wholesome memes about walking being a favorite activity

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wholesome memes of a man who is willing to pick up people who are drunk

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wholesome memes of women that are 40 years old and comforting each other after a breakup

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wholesome meme with Steve-O being sober for 11 years

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Memes & Tweets For Every Level Of Dating

Whether you’re single and trying to manage the “dating thing” while in quarantine, or you’ve got a ball and chain, these memes will remind you of the absolute joys of looking for love. It can be a pain in the ass in either situation, but at least you know you’re not alone in the struggle.

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Text - STAR WARS LEGO COMPLETE SAGA LUCASARTS. LEGO Star Wars: the girlfriend Complete Saga - has no emotions - has mood swings X might break up with you X - will never leave you - - will someday die X - a timeless classic - feațures many / exotic planets ;accepts a number of - only on Earth X won't let you cheat X fun cheat codes @gungan_grand_arm

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Text - crush: i like bad boys me: BSKVIE T ILPD T:42 /2:51NG TECHNIQUES Illegal Lego Building Techniques 679K views 4K 4K SHARE it

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Text - (Relationships in 2017) Me: I hate that thing Her:I also hate that thing Me: Lol nice Her: Choke me dubstep4dads

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Green - *Play wrestling with girlfriend* Me: Be careful she's small and fragile Inner me: RKO her

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Text - thedankestmemehustler pros and cons of dating me: pros: • you'll be the cute one cons: holy SHIT where do i begin #mine #txt #shitposts 186.896 notes

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Text - don't ask me "what are we?" After we've been hanging out every day for 3 months and going on dates and meeting the fam. We're friends

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Text - PERKS OF DATING ME: • idk • i sort of like meme's • plentiful amount of self loathing • can barely construct a bowl of cereal • kas crippling depression

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Text - When you invite a girl over to watch star wars, and she starts taking her clothes off I don't think so

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Text - "He's insane. If you date him he'll probably choke you in your sleep or somathing." @tasteslikesarcasi First of all, don't threaten me with a good time.

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Text - the suzerain Following @the_suzerain me: hey you're cute wanna go out her: no me: would you do it for a scooby snack her: me: her: me: would you do it for two scooby snacks her: me: her: rokay 12:26 AM - 19 Feb 2018 71 Retweets 296 Likes O 6 t3 71 296

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Yorkshire terrier - [Speed date] Girl: yeah, I'm into bad boys Dog: *stands up* I think we're done here

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Cartoon - whoops, almost stepped into some shit. Feelings

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White - Will you scratch my back? a little more please MORE MORE SCRITCHES! LORYN BRANTZ BUZZEEEO

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Head - when you both agree on where to eat

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Cartoon - Me after l've gotten food, sex and attention

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Text - haylee @hayleebarness Lmao boys suck they literally will not talk to you for like 18 hrs and then say "come over" like shutup stupid head l'm on my way tho

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Text - I know I just called you dude but I'm trying to flirt with you

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Text - how to sext afterwards maybe we can u kno pip pip the diddly do Read 8:23 PM

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Text - Him: "get on top" Me: Horse Pretends To Be Dead Every Time He's Supposed To Go For A Ride A Harseahalie Clann, Tunny Harse Stff Harse Behaer Vides oS ks ehgedivesno 사람들이 않이 있으면 눈치보고 안 일어나요

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Shoulder - When you've been riding him for 42 seconds but you're used to him busting within 30 seconds @mzlightskin

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Text - Reasons to have a short gf Because short girls are cute Because you will always have the high ground

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Text - There are only 2 things certain in life 1. Death 2. If you go to sleep in a tank top, when you wake up one of your titties will be out.

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Text - *breathing heavily after sex* her: so it was good, huh? him: no i'm just really unfit

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Text - zach kagan dot net @ZAKagan HIM: do you... have any toys? HER: [giggles & brushes hair back] umm yeah *later* HER: so the lore behind BIONICLE is surprisingly deep 12/3/16, 12:14

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Text - prodigy af @ProdigyNelson Her: when you said "magical in bed" this isn't exactly what I was exp- Me: *holds up 8 of hearts* is this your card Her: *softly* holy shit 1/16/16, 9:32 PM

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Text - Date a girl who says things like: •drive safe •text me when you're home safe •choke me harder •| can't wait to see you •l'm proud of you

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Twitter Thread: The Men Of Middle Earth As Terrible Ex-Boyfriends

Finally, a Twitter threadthat somehow manages to combine two of our favorite things: Lord of the Rings and talking shit about ex-boyfriends. Twitter user @AlexArellia hits the nail right on the head with these assessments, and even tacked on everyone’s favorite dudes from The Hobbit  after receiving numerous requests on her viral thread. We just hope we never date anyone like any of these guys ever again.

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Text - Alex Arrelia @AlexArrelia Fuck it. I'm doing it: Men of Middle Earth as bad ex boyfriends who ruined your life: 2:48 PM · 5/12/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Hair - Alex Arrelia @AlexArrelia Aragorn - has a trust fund, asks you to split dinner anyway because he's "broke" - bad boy aversion to responsibility used to be hot, now it's just getting annoying - "shampoo is bad for your hair" GIF

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Text - Alex Arrelia @AlexArrelia Sam: really affectionate, but if you don't text back he melts down - won't let you buy non-organic produce - his best friend is your best friend now, you're the third wheel on all your dates GIF Samwise the Brave 2:54 PM · 5/12/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Alex Arrelia @AlexArrelia Legolas: - will not tell anyone you're dating so he can keep his options open steals your hair products - complains when he sees girls wearing Thrasher tees GIF 2:56 PM · 5/12/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Alex Arrelia @AlexArrelia Gimli: - used to be fun but you never leave the house anymore - if you talk during a football game you're dead to him - enormous family who won't stop asking when you're going to have kids Certainty of death.. Small chance of success.. GİF 2:58 PM 5/12/20 - Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Alex Arrelia @AlexArrelia Eomer: - only drinks craft beer and he will not shut up about it - has confused brooding with having a personality - not so much a "boyfriend" as the hot mistake you keep making over and over and over... GIF

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Text - Alex Arrelia @AlexArrelia Faramir: - more baggage than the overhead compartment of a 747 - really sweet but cannot get his shit together all that vanilla sex is starting to get real boring GIF 3:02 PM · 5/12/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Alex Arrelia @AlexArrelia Merry - complete burn out - banter is fun only until you realize your entire relationship is based on antagonism - he is going to get you into serious trouble one day GIF THIS, MY FRIEND, IS A PINT. 3:05 PM - 5/12/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Alex Arrelia @AlexArrelia Pippin - secret artistic side kinda not making up for what a clown he is - caves instantly to peer pressure - you can't leave him unsupervised for like a second GIF 3:07 PM · 5/12/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Alex Arrelia @AlexArrelia Boromir - horrible combination of inferiority complex and fragile ego has never heard the word "no" - really, really thinks getting married will fix your relationship problems? GIF 3:10 PM - 5/12/20 Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Alex Arrelia @AlexArrelia Frodo: - doe-eyed schtick is getting tired - complete layabout who's never worked a day in his life - estimation of his own moral superiority is somehow both unshakeable and totally unearned GIF 3:13 PM · 5/12/20 - Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Alex Arrelia @AlexArrelia Gandalf: - ghosts you exactly when you need him most - probably in a crappy prog rock band, keeps "reinventing" himself - "weed sommelier" GIF 3:15 PM · 5/12/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Vegetation - @AlexArrelia Treebeard: - there are only so many hours in the goddamn day - serves you mushrooms of suspect providence - no seriously, what happened to your ex wife? You "lost" her? I'm gonna need you to be a lot more specific, bud GIF

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Text - Alex Arrelia @AlexArrelia Haldir: - on again, off again bc he lives for drama - backhanded compliments %3D - influencer who keeps mining your relationship for content GIF 3:27 PM 5/12/20 Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Alex Arrelia @AlexArrelia Elrond: - dude...that was kind of racist - orders for you at restaurants - never apologizes ever, for anything, even if it's his fault GIF Men are weak. 3:29 PM 5/12/20 Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Alex Arrelia @AlexArrelia Theoden: - daddy dom well dried up - not worth having to sit through another monologue about how "music today is all beeps and boops" - performance in off-broadway production of Hamlet left a lot to be desired GIF So it begins.

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Product - Alex Arrelia @AlexArrelia Denethor: - terrible table manners - no - why would you ever? GIF ladyofgonda 3:41 PM · 5/12/20 Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Alex Arrelia @AlexArrelia Gollum: - he is definitely going to steal your wallet one of these days - does not want you to have any friends - will not stop talking about himself in the third person GIF

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Text - Alex Arrelia @AlexArrelia Sarumon: - Spends way too much time on Reddit has a PHD in philosophy, and works it into every conversation - is absolutely cheating on you GIF 3:46 PM 5/12/20 - Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Alex Arrelia @AlexArrelia Isildur - more of an ill-advised fling you had on vacation - works in investment banking turns out he's married No. 3:48 PM 5/12/20 Twitter for iPhone %3D

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Adaptation - Alex Arrelia @AlexArrelia Bilbo: - allergic to fun - thinks you need to "broaden your horizons" so he wants you to read Kerouac - Calls himself a self-made man even though he inherented the house GIF

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Text - Alex Arrelia @AlexArrelia Wormtongue - 100% gaslighting you - has never changed the sheets, ever - "Name five of their songs, poseur" a smytriond GIF 4:01 PM · 5/12/20 Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Alex Arrelia @AlexArrelia The Witch King despite obvious predilection for gender-bending, doesn't respect anyone else's pronouns - listens to screamo at ear splitting volumes - won't post photos of you together on Insta bc you're bad for his aesthetic GIF 4:05 PM - 5/12/20 - Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Alex Arrelia @AlexArrelia Last by special request, Thorin: - historical figure he relates to most is Lord Byron - needs constant reassurance that he's hotter than your exes - won't just come out and call you a gold digger, but he's thinking it GIF majestic gratitude 4:18 PM · 5/12/20 Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Alex Arrelia @AlexArrelia Ok, l'll cave, Thranduil: - when you try to make plans, he says "whatever you want do", but absolutely does not mean it - can afford to tip, but doesn't leaves you on read GIF 4:42 PM - 5/12/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Alex Arrelia @AlexArrelia Sauron: brags about belonging to MENSA - manages several sock puppet accounts he doesn't want you to know about - kicked out of his own doom metal band bc he always plays with his back to the audience-but it's not because he has stage fright, okay? GIF

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Text - Alex Arrelia @AlexArrelia Kili: - an absolutely prototypical fuckboy - thinks his entire charm is his sense of humour, but is not actually funny - sends unsolicited dick picks GIF 5:47 PM · 5/12/20 Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Alex Arrelia @AlexArrelia Bard: - manages simultaneously to be so handsome and so boring you forgot about him - already in a committed relationship with his Bowflex - you ran out of shit to talk about on your first date

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Text - Alex Arrelia @AlexArrelia The Mouth of Sauron: - mad about perceived slights in this comedy thread - hustle culture - spends all his free time playing Warframe GIF 7:58 PM 5/12/20 Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Alex Arrelia @AlexArrelia Everard Proudfoot: - his kink is pointing out spelling errors in tweets - believes dragons in medieval fantasy inexplicably more "historically accurate" than black people - you have to let him win at multiplayer or he pouts all day

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Fresh Twitter Gems To Amuse The Masses

What if we told you that you could enjoy fresh amusement from Twitter without seeing all the crazies and wannabe politicians doing their thing? That’s what our Twitter galleries are all about. We put together theshort and sweet gemsso you can avoid the minefield that is social media.There’s something here for everyone, whether you’re looking for memes or simple one-liners. Happy scrolling!

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Rock - bug @crevicedwelling She made friends with an avocado

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Face - Kim Jong Undead @lickitoff Damn when black mirror saying shit is too wild shit is too wild IndieWire O @IndieWire 13h IndieWre #BlackMirror Creator Says the World Is Too Bleak Right Now for Season 6 bit.ly/3frZzKX

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Text - J. @_JJada_ $51,000? A YEAR?! and i'm out here doing this for FREE? honorary marlian @ayoobby1 · 2d damn being a clown don't seem that bad $51,000 a year Average Full-Time Clown Salary

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Text - Don't wake me @MamaBear2_0 Got a salad for lunch to be healthy. 2.5 hours later l'm eating chips and salsa because I was so good at lunch. Balance, right? 2:42 PM · 5/11/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Product - rozhan @stylebyrxg can't wait to walk down the aisle

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Text - sarafcarter @sarafcarter Me: why can't I quiet my mind when it's time to go to sleep? Also me: *spends my whole night watching TV while texting and scrolling through Instagram*

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Text - BOLLOCKS @itsallbollocks Me: i miss my friends My friends: let's video call Me: no

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Text - virgil @fuckpercs bitches be sleeping with 8 pillows and 5 covers, with the fan on ... naked ..

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Text - Steady Flyer @SteadyFlyer What we study in class vs. what's on the exam paper fishball membrane fishballeolus lime fishball coral pasta cabbage strands of hair mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell pickled ginger matcha pepper orange peel

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Text - Ron Iver @ronnui_ This tweet is for dudes who learned guitar specifically to pick up girls ONLY- guys what happened I really thought this would work for us 11:20 AM · 5/11/20 · Twitter for Android

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Infrastructure - Chelsea Peretti @chelseapereti ..thus proving that squats and push- ups can be done anywhere..? 8 WFLA NEWS @WFLA · 1d WATCH: Protesters calling for gyms to reopen in Florida are doing squats and push-ups outside the Clearwater courthouse 8.wfla.com/2L9NDUQ #Florida #COVID19 Show this thread HAPPENING NOW: CLEARWATER GYM PROTEST Wwfla.com NOW NEW WFLA FANS RET ESTILL, ANTHONY MCCOMSEY, ANN NEVENI SANZ, CYNDI DANG, AMY GOMEZ, KAM 1-800 ASK-GARY 10:59 AM · 5/11/20 · Twitter for iP

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Text - the drake gatsby @DrakeGatsby Having a vasectomy is just the real life version of putting your Sims in the pool and deleting the ladder 7:45 PM · 5/11/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Jessie @mommajessiec Tjust gave my 2 weeks notice to 2020. 5:03 PM · 5/11/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix Bars are going to make a fortune when they reopen because everyone's alcohol tolerance is through the roof right now 6:33 AM · 5/11/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - @telushk My moms are both remarried so I have like 4 moms. Not to mention the large number of other lesbians they raised me in community with. What is the name for a group of lesbians? A riverbank? A Lilith's Brood? I know this is already a thing, someone give me the correct answer 2:44 PM · 5/10/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Face - Adrian @adrnmrp me buying stuff online: "you don't need that, you're just bored"

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Product - pixelatedboat aka "mr tweets" @pixelatedboat Getting through this together Me Some website I ordered an HDMI cable from 6 years ago

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Text - cancela lansbury @gossipbabies Companies be like " Now more than ever , we will let you buy our product"

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Text - Alex Dragicevich @alexdrag_ Sorry I didn't respond to your text, I was on my phone

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Text - Jared Freid @jtrain56 Fighting a hangover with alcohol is why I'm not ready to be a parent. 7:12 PM · 5/6/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - sarafcarter @sarafcarter People keep saying that when this is over, we should have no problem deciding where to eat. No. Can you imagine the amount of artificial pressure l'm gonna place on myself to pick the "right" restaurant now?? This is no ordinary Friday night, this is the First Supper

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Text - Cletus Van Damme IG: @goobertron_prime Never date a girl who carries a tiny purse or even worse no purse at all. She doesn't need you or anything else to survive.

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Text - Cletus Van Damme @GoobertronPrime The government can't fade me. Women been telling me I'm non-essential my whole life.

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Text - Cletus Van Damme IG: @goobertron_prime @eriannaloves I can fall in love with a dog immediately. However, it takes me approximately 7 to 10 years, 56 obstacle courses and weekly visits to the therapist to love a person.

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Text - SARA BUCKLEY @nottheworstmom Well-rested me: motherhood is a gift Tired me: fuck these kids

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Text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn Me: You have school tomorrow. 9-year-old: Real school or school with you? Me: School with me is real school. 9: Real teachers know math.

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Text - wittyidiot @stephenszczerba Catch feelings? In THIS economy?!?

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Skin - @sg_rose_ Quarantine day ???: the cat is trying to communicate

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Text - sarafcarter @sarafcarter Feel like if we dated and I drove you everywhere, cleaned up after you, and paid for all your shit, the least I could get is a Happy Mother's Day text

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Quora Saga: Guy Falls In Love With Girlfriend’s Mother

Dude is definitely an alien. I don’t even care if this was pulled out of thin air, and is a work of pure fiction. The resulting rollercoaster is full of strange, curiosity, and humor. Just picturing a dude out in the world that is this level of clueless, and all the while desperately trying to figure out people’s reactions to his behavior, is enough to get the laughs rolling. Seriously, well done. Quora is definitely a strange place. Get more of the weirdness from Quora over here with all these ridiculous questions Quora users asked.

Dude is definitely an alien. I don’t even care if this was pulled out of thin air, and is a work of pure fiction. The resulting rollercoaster is full of strange, curiosity, and humor. Just picturing a dude out in the world that is this level of clueless, and all the while desperately trying to figure out people’s reactions to his behavior, is enough to get the laughs rolling. Seriously, well done. Quora is definitely a strange place. Get more of the weirdness from Quora over here with all these ridiculous questions Quora users asked.

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Text - Text - When I was watching TV, my girlfriend's mom laid on the sofa I was sitting and put her head on my lap. Did she cross the line? 3 Answers Asked Oct 31 Last followed Oct 31 2 Answer Follow 5

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Text - Text - My girlfriend's mom walks around their home in lingerie. What do I do? 4 Answers Asked Oct 31 Last followed Nov 7 2 Answer Follow 6

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Text - Text - My girlfriend's mom kissed me on the lips. Is this normal in the US? 1 Answer Asked Oct 31 Last followed Oct 31 2 Answer Follow 7 000

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Text - Text - I'm in love with my girlfriend's mum. How can I tell if her mum and I are soulmates? 2 Answers · Asked Nov 1· Last followed Nov 2 2 Answer ) Follow · 6 000

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Text - Text - I can't stop thinking about my girlfriend's mum. Is this what love feels like? No answer yet · Asked Nov 1· Last followed Nov 1 2 Answer ) Follow · 2 000

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Text - Text - I left my girlfriend for her mom. Am I a bad person or just a victim of love? 2 Answers · Asked Oct 31 · Last followed Nov 2 2 Answer Follow 2 000

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Text - Text - I left my pregnant ex to be with her mum, but l'd like my ex to come over for Thanksgiving. How can I get her to accept our invitation? 6 Answers · Asked Nov 3 · Last followed Nov 3 2 Answer ) Follow · 1 000

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Text - Text - Thad sex with my girlfriend's mum, but I don't feel guilty about it. Is that normal? No answer yet · Asked Nov 2 · Last followed Nov 2 2 Answer Follow 1 000

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Text - If I marry my ex's mum, should we invite her to the wedding? 3 Answers Asked Nov 1· Last followed Nov 1 2 Answer ) Follow · 1 000

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Text - Text - Why is it that I love older women? Am I weird or something? 1 Answer · Asked Nov 3 · Last followed Nov 7 2 Answer ) Follow · 5 000

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Text - Text - Is it natural for a younger man to be with an older woman? No answer yet · Asked Nov 3 · Last followed Nov 7 2 Answer Follow · 2 000

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Text - Text - My soon be ex caught her mum and I having sex. Why is my ex upset. When she cheated on me with my best friend? No answer yet · Asked Nov 3 · Last followed Nov 3 2 Answer ) Follow · 1 000

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Text - Text - How can I stop obsessing about my ex-girlfriend's mum? I miss her when she's not with me. 1 Answer · Asked Nov 3 · Last followed Nov 3 2 Answer a Follow · 1 000

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Text - Text - Why do some women look better as they age? I'm in love with older women, but I don't understand why. No answer yet · Asked Nov 3 · Last followed Nov 3 2 Answer a Follow 1 000

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Text - What's a good gift to get a woman in her early fifties? 1 Answer · Asked Nov 3 · Last followed Nov 3 2 Answer a Follow · 1 000

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Text - Thave Rahu and Mars in my seventh house. Is this why I left my ex to be with her mother? 1 Answer · Asked Nov 5 · Last followed Nov 5 2 Answer ) Follow · 3 000

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Text - Text - My now fiancé is my pregnant ex's mum. Is it wrong that her mum and me flirt and show our love for each other when my ex is around? It's not in a malicious way. We just simply love each other. 2 Answers Asked Nov 5 · Last followed Nov 11 2 Answer ) Follow · 4 000

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Text - I'm in love with an older woman. How can I tell if it is real love or a fetish? 1 Answer · Asked Nov 3 · Last followed Nov 3 2 Answer a Follow 2

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Text - Text - I'm engaged to my ex's mum. We're trying to get pregnant but she's 50. Does anyone have any remedies to conceive for my fiancé? No answer yet · Asked Wed · Last followed Thu 2 Answer ) Follow · 2 000

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Text - Text - Some of my coworkers think I'm arrogant. But I don't ever boast or talk about my personal life. I simply just want to do my job well. Why will they think this? 3 Answers · Asked Nov 10 · Last followed Nov 10 2 Answer ) Follow 3 000

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Text - Text - I can't imagine a life without my fiancé. Is this healthy love? 1 Answer Asked Nov 5 · Last followed Nov 5 2 Answer ) Follow 2

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Text - How can an old person make their skin less saggy? No answer yet · Asked 43m ago · Last followed 43m ago 2 Answer ) Follow 1 000

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Text - How can I get my 50-year-old fiancé to lactate without a pregnancy? No answer yet · Asked Wed · Last followed Wed 2 Answer ) Follow 1 000

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Text - Text - Why do some Americans get offended when a mother nurses her baby in public? 3 Answers · Asked Wed · Last followed Wed Z Answer Follow 2 000

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Text - Text - Why is it so hard for me to connect with people? I always feel out of place when I'm around others. Am la fallen angel or just an alien? 1 Answer · Asked 33m ago · Last followed 31m ago 2 Answer ) Follow 2

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Man Runs Sad Math On Chances Of Finding Soulmate

Man, when anyone posts a wholesome meme they put themselves in the situation where other, potentially more mean spirited folks online will do as they do to make everyone else feel just a bit worse about themselves. Thus could be the case for this situation where a dude runs the sad numbers on the chances of anyone finding a soulmate. He says he has a better chance at winning the Mega Millions. Ouch. 

Man, when anyone posts a wholesome meme they put themselves in the situation where other, potentially more mean spirited folks online will do as they do to make everyone else feel just a bit worse about themselves. Thus could be the case for this situation where a dude runs the sad numbers on the chances of anyone finding a soulmate. He says he has a better chance at winning the Mega Millions. Ouch. 

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Man Just Can’t Be With Someone Who He Projects So Many Of His Own Flaws Onto

WESTCHESTER, MA—Admitting he simply couldn’t shake many of the concerns he had about his current girlfriend, local man Stephen Lashley told reporters Wednesday that he couldn’t be with someone who he projects so many of his flaws onto. “Obviously, Sarah is nice, but when you get down to it, I really can’t see myself…

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WESTCHESTER, MA—Admitting he simply couldn’t shake many of the concerns he had about his current girlfriend, local man Stephen Lashley told reporters Wednesday that he couldn’t be with someone who he projects so many of his flaws onto. “Obviously, Sarah is nice, but when you get down to it, I really can’t see myself…

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Girl’s Twitter Thread Drips With Awkwardness

Man, you can just feel the energy of the awk being channeled in this quick Twitter thread. Real or not, just picturing this girl trying to live tweet, and then live tweeting herself into an awkward situation, is gold in and of itself. 

Man, you can just feel the energy of the awk being channeled in this quick Twitter thread. Real or not, just picturing this girl trying to live tweet, and then live tweeting herself into an awkward situation, is gold in and of itself. 

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Text - lanzo @babyhaim I'm definitely standing in line behind a guy and a girl on their first date. He's totally about to make a move and I'm feelin real awk

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Text - lanzo @babyhaim Do I start singing kiss the girl quietly behind them?

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Text - lanzo O @babyhaim Never live tweeting again #sorrychris #goodtoseeyou

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Guy’s Tinder Game Is A Modern Marvel

This Tinder gem involves a dude writing a sonnet about a first love, for his new match. These heights might very well never be reached again. The fact that the dude composed a sonnet, and infused it with that raunchy hidden message is nothing short of a modern marvel. 

This Tinder gem involves a dude writing a sonnet about a first love, for his new match. These heights might very well never be reached again. The fact that the dude composed a sonnet, and infused it with that raunchy hidden message is nothing short of a modern marvel. 

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Text - Emilia 12:27 AM A sonnet about a first love 1:18 AM What a nice, nonironic ask. Subject matter's adorable, so here: She places hand to chest with heart a-blaze, Each halting thump a dance of heat and joy. No other one could brighten up her days, Delightful nights' embrace with caring boy. No earthly sight as great as she to him, Undressing nude in morning bedside light.

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Text - Declaring unbound feeling on a whim, Engagement? marriage? Wedding dresses white? Soon bride and groom, they loved with all their heart, Expecting everything to stay the same. Mirages ripple, warp, and tear apart; Idealized people's pictures do the same. Love lost is better than a love not shared, In some pursuits, the rich are those who dared. Liked by Emilia Aaaand there go. A sonnet thingy Oh my god Made my whole night, that was beautiful

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Text - Just wait until you read the first letter of each line LMAO Okay night officially made That was great l'm still laughing Then you don't even wanna know about what happens if you read the first letter of each word in my first response

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Product - Oh my god Do you do this to every girl? Lmfao000 because that's actually a talent If only it ended there, Emilia Read the first letter of the second word of every line In what message?

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Text - In the poem, the first letter of the second word in each line Honestly, you deserve it after all that Is that the end of the hidden messages so i can give it to you haha What if I told you to read the first letter of each of your own messages Lmao nah you've reached the end

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Dude Tries To Get His ‘Beta’ Friend To Break Up With His Girlfriend, Cringe Ensues

As far as cringey online interactions go, this one is definitely up there for the amount of discomfort it makes us feel. It takes a lot of guts (read: stupidity) to ask your friend if he’ll break up with his girlfriend for you. This dude very clearly gives zero f*cks!

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Story - "Hey man, can I talk to you about"

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Story - "I guess so what about her"

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Story - "I've been talking with her a lot and we've grown pretty close. know you're her boyfriend and all but I was gonna politely ask if you could break up with her? I just really feel a connection to her and she would be happy with me"

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Story - "That's funny because she told me you were creepy and constantly text her even when she doesn't reply. You need to stop talking to my girlfriend and get tf out of my dms"

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Text - You know she's just using that as an excuse because she'd rather tell you that then the truth, which is that she met a nice, charming alpha male

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Text - You betas are all the same.

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Text - Wtf did you make her block me

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Text - Tbh I should thank you I didn't even want that ugly whore have fun with her anyway though beta Double tap to like

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Dude Falls For ‘FWB’ In Quarantine & Wholesomely Asks The Internet For Advice

While we’re happy for all anyone who has had a “successful” friends with benefits situation, but in our experience someone almost always gets hurt. The current climate is an especially weird time for “no-strings attached” lovers. While some people are going months without seeing their sexual partners, others have instead decided to shack up for quarantine.This r/relationships post deals with the latter. After a couple years  of being sexually involved, and finally after quarantining with her, this guy has started to catch feelings. The confused dude took to Reddit to express his conflicted feelings, and after the post was shared on Twitter, many users decided to share their two cents. While we think it is rotten to string someone along, it’s important to remember these people are in their early twenties. It’s normal for a 21 year old to be somewhat immature in love. We’re just glad he seems to be wising up emotionally.

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Text - relationships.txt @redditships Being quarantined with my (21m) FWB (20f) has changed things between us immensely. I think I realized that I love her, but I almost feel that telling her after so long would be unfair. Being quarantined with my (21m) FWB (20) has changed things between us immensely. I think I realized that I love her, but I almost feel that telling her after so long would be unfair. who she is. She is the goofiest girl you'd ever know. Being quarantined with her has made me

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Text - Being quarantined with my (21m) FWB (20f) has changed things between us immensely. I think I realized that I love her, but I almost feel that telling her after so long would be unfair. Relationships • tyel234 · 12 minutes ago • relationships · 100% upvoted Last post got deleted due to my potty mouth so I edited a bit and was told to repost l've been sleeping with her for the last 3ish years. We've been really really good friends, and I don't just mean like that. She knows everything about

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Text - For the first week she just wanted to sleep on the couch. She told me she didn't wanna make me uncomfortable or get in the way so she just slept on the sofa. But her back started hurting so l just let her sleep with me, I didn't mind. I prefer sleeping with her, she makes me comfortable. And ever since then she's been sleeping in my bed with me. We cuddle before we sleep now. We started having slower, more passionate sex which is FAR from our usual. I dunno, it didn't feel right to get ro

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Text - Matt Nedostup O @nedostup Replying to @redditships Has this fuckboy finally become a fuckman? 9:28 AM · 5/5/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Sir Bayou William III @TheDuckMane Replying to @redditships OK blah blah love love blah blah ya thats great She eats jello FIVE TIMES a day?! 9:25 AM · 5/5/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Barīq @Bariiiq Replying to @redditships This is not cute, sorry. He spent two years knowing she was in love with him and still using her for physical intimacy Refusing to commit to her while being 'jealous' when she tries to move on. 2 years is a long time to make someone feel worthless and this doesn't redeem it. 9:28 AM 5/5/20· Twitter Web App

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Text - nothing will stop the return of the 5th @SimonJadis Replying to @redditships this is shockingly cute and sincere and he should just tell her, which is not what I expected I was FULLY prepared to read this as What is It with men and their emotions? 9:24 AM · 5/5/20 Twitter Web App

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Text - ewen @ reading Her Majesty's Swarm @e_b0t Replying to @redditships YES MORE QUARANTINE LOVE THANKS ADMINS 9:22 AM · 5/5/20 · Twitter for Android

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Cat - Momo @arannea Replying to @redditships finally, a wholesome quarantine story 9:32 AM - 5/5/20 · Twitter Web App

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Cat - ¤ Pennie a @Lenniesaurus Replying to @redditships The way he talks about her FO 9:23 AM · 5/5/20 · Twitter for Android YEBIS

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Text - Stephanie O @stephdenk Replying to @redditships FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, ASK THIS WOMAN TO BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND MAYBE EVEN YOUR WIFE. THIS IS SO PURE! SERIE 19 GIF 9:25 AM · 5/5/20· Twitter for iPhone

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Text - @M_shrug Replying to @redditships Man, what you don't know about women could fill a book. You ARE in a relationship, you doughnut. She is not moving out, I hope you realise that. 9:29 AM · 5/5/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Lish | west indian grandma | L*IEN @queenlishers Replying to @redditships Tell her. TELL HER. 9:28 AM - 5/5/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Kimberly Anne @QuirKAnneSnark Replying to @redditships I seem to be in the minority here but if you string somebody along and hurt them repeatedly for that long, you don't deserve them. L(9)/" It shouldn't have taken being trapped together in a pandemic for you to finally come around. Too little too late, bud. 9:32 AM · 5/5/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - BD @briskide Replying to @redditships Every once in awhile the cosmos needs to balance out Quarantine break-up stories. I'm here for it. 9:28 AM · 5/5/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Bimmy Lee- Double Dragon @... · 2h Replying to @redditships v wow, am I the only one that doesn't think this whole situation is cute? 103 Biddeo Hoejima @Luvina_things 2h It's not cute at all lol. The reason he doesn't want to have "rough" sex with her now is because he probably only did it before because he kind of didn't respect her? Also wtf is friends with benefits but demanding exclusivity? O 103

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Text - Angel says wash your hands @... · 2h v Replying to @redditships "I fell in love with my FWB and I feel like l'd be a jerk if I told her." TELL HER THE TRUTH. And then apologize like you never have and pray she gives you a chance!! 271 206 Christian Janeway @Xian... · 1h v A^^This. There's some genuine apologizing that needs to happen here, & some maturity & growth. 20

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Text - Katie @kathrynbuettner 2h Replying to @redditships Okay but like they clearly have been in a relationship for years that he wanted to just call a FWB and the whole time she was wildly into him. Which makes me wonder why she continued to let him walk all over her. Yes, he should tell her his feelings but this isn't that wholesome Q3 27 59 Sarah Anne @Sara... · 2h Yeah, I feel really meh about this. I don't think you're FWB if you stop seeing other people because you get jealous. Like, that

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Text - badly drawn bee u @soapachu Replying to @redditships I want him to tell her, but first he has to acknowledge and apologise for all the time he led her on and allowed her to be hurt. 9:48 AM - 5/5/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Stairway Stays Home @Stairway Replying to @redditships Make her a ham and put on some smush songs AND TELL HER ALL THE WONDERFUL THINGS THAT YOU TOLD US 9:24 AM - 5/5/20 · Twitter for Android 15 Likes The Key is to Stay 6 Feet Away 2h Replying to @Stairway and @redditships No he should make jello in the shape of a heart 82

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