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Eighteen Groan-Worthy Pun Memes

These pun-laden memes are for people who like terrible jokes. So whether you’re a dad or a dad at heart, we think you’ll definitely find these worth an eye-roll and a hearty chuckle. And lastly, we want to thank PunHub for many of these, so go check ’em out here!

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Grocery store - You wanna box for those, Sir? Soy Jerky Nah, I hate violence. Is it cool if I just pay with my card?

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Product - 2/5 Do you have any books on turtles? Hard back? Yeah, with little heads. Pun hub

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Product - Me: *making out with girlfriend on the couch* Her: You wanna take this to the bedroom? Me: Aight l'll grab this end, you get the other

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Facial expression - I'm sorry sir, your dad was pronounced dead. @PunHubOnline I can't believe i've been pronouncing it wrong all this time. Pun hub

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Facial expression - Will you be long? I'm coming over Yes.

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Product - What seems to be the problem, Mary? It hurts when I do this Then don't do that

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Hair dryer - You know the drill, right? Yes Milwaukee 12 Hi, it's nice to see you again

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Product - Is this good for wasps? No, it kills them. WASP NEST

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Meal - Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avacados get six They had avacodos

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Product - How do you think we keep the cars here so shiny? Polish? Sorry sir, Jak myślisz, jak trzymamysamochody tutaj tak błyszczące? buts

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Facial expression - My wife is going into labour what should i do? Is this her first child? OPuniHubOnline No, this is her husband Pun hub

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Clothing - When someone asks how much money I have in the bank:

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Job - Can you perform under pressure? No, but I can try Bohemian Rhapsody OPuntubonline Pun hub

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Face - What is your favourite month? July PonHubontine Why july? I didn't lie Pur

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Facial expression - @PunHubOnline Have you met my daughter Beth? And what's Beth short for? Because she's only three. Pun AMERICASBESTPICS.COM

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Police officer - Cop: seen anything unusual? Me: a dolphin with a hat once Cop: I mean around here Me: nah they live in water

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Face - Oh No! our neighbour died! Who, Ray? I don't think cheering is appropriate, Karen

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People - Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is? @Puntubonline No sun

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Parenting Memes To Get You Through The Ups & Downs

As if parentingwasn’t already a slightly-gratifying nightmare, the quarantine and home-schooling are making it increasingly difficult to stay sane. If you’re suddenly feeling more violent and frustrated than usual, you’re not alone. Raising kids is already a full time job. Now there’s almost zero time to take care of yourselves. The good news is that you’re not alone. And these amusing memes about the trials and tribulations of parenthood are pretty great proof. If you’re lucky, they may even elicit a rare laugh from your exhausted body.

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Soldier - Bathroom: *Empty all day* Every member of my family within 0.002 nanoseconds of me entering it: SHERIFF SH SHEPIF

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Soldier - Restaurant: Kids under 12 eat free Dad: He's 11 Me: Actually I'm ninetee- Dad:

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Photo caption - I can relate to Ozzy Osbourne now that i have a baby don't know what planet l'm on What the fuck am I talking about. What's going on here? Who? What? Who's this? What? [phone ringing) What the fuck is that?

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Helmet - ME DEALING WITH MY DAUGHTER'S EMOTIONS

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Text - spacegirl incognito @iamspacegirl Pickin my dad up from Dadcare me: come on dad dad: no I want to play w the other dads me: Im in a hurry all dads: HI IN A HURRY me: damn it

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Text - The Dad THE DAD @thedad Dads love getting there early to "beat the rush"

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Sports - MY HILARIOUS DAD JOKES MY UNGRATEFUL FAMILY

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Nose - Dad: Tell the truth and you won't get in trouble Kid: *tells truth* Dad: You fell victim to one of the classic. blunders!

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Text - Adam Gaylord @AuthorGaylord Me Pre-Kids: I'm never gonna lie to my kids ever. Me with Kids: ljust got off the phone with Santa, the firefighter dog from Paw Patrol, and the Green Power Ranger, and they all agree, if you don't put your shoes on, they're gonna have to put down another unicorn. Public Librar

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Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland If an old dude ever gives you advice while peeling an apple with a pocket knife and eating pieces right off the blade, you should probably take it.

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Dish - My daughter's request when I wake her up at 6am for high school wiki How 8 8 Let the potato rest for five minutes.

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Face - When the sink is full of dirty dishes, the trash needs to go out, and the washer and dryer are full THE DAD I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it

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Adaptation - m3aruf @m3aruf me looking at the F my kid got for the math homework i solved

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Text - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal Things that made my toddler cry this week: - he couldn't wear waffles to daycare -I beat him in a race - he beat me in a race - pancakes had uneven distribution of - chocolate chips - he wanted his boogers back How about your kid? 9:38 AM · 1/30/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Jessie @mommajessiec "My child fell down the stairs." Mommy FB groups: Why were you not watching her? Are your stairs not bubble wrapped? Are you not feeding your child organic home- grown food?DID YOU NOT DOUSE YOUR CHILD WITH ESSENTIAL OILS?! Daddy FB groups: LMFAO 10:43 PM · 1/27/20 · Twitter for iPhone 222 Retweets 1,393 Likes

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Text - Guy Leech @guyrleech I took my 8-year-old to the office on Take Your Child to Work Day. As we were walking around, she starting crying & getting very cranky, so I asked her what was wrong. As my coworkers gathered round, she sobbed, 'Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said you worked with?'

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Grave - Me getting home after 2019 a 12 hour shift of hard labor busband, and My four year old hitting me right in the nuts

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Face - You're the parent. You're in charge. You do not have to watch another episode of Paw Patrol.

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Facial expression - my baby learning to walk WEN my baby learning to talk my baby enjoying the same movies I enjoyed as a child WF

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Witty and Stupid Jokes that are Technically Right

While we don’t always have the intended answers, we can at least be smart asses about things. Technically correct jokes have the benefit of making the teller feel smart while there’s not really any new information needed. These silly puns and clever jokes are technically accurate, so you can’t say they’re completely wrong.

While we don’t always have the intended answers, we can at least be smart asses about things. Technically correct jokes have the benefit of making the teller feel smart while there’s not really any new information needed. These silly puns and clever jokes are technically accurate, so you can’t say they’re completely wrong.

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Corny Memes & Puns For Lovers Of Dad Jokes

Listen. We’re all about clever humor and sharp wit. But sometimes nothing is quite as satisfying as an incredibly dumb dad joke, or a cringeworthy pun. This gallery is filled with both. May the memes help your inner-dad tingle with joy. 

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Text - PLEASE ENJOY MY HILN NON RELIGIOUS, NON POLITICAL, NON CONTROVERSIAL POSTS

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Text - We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the... Minneapolis.

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Text - IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN PUNS TO KLEPTOMANIACS BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS TAKE THINGS LITERALLY.

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Text - Joe Gilmour Visual Storyteller · Saturday at 9:34 AM · O Tonce tried to row across the Atlantic single-handed... But I just kept going round in circles. 29 12 Comments 15 Shares O Like Comment Share

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Cartoon - He's cured. CARTOONSTOCK .com Search ID: dre0605 Reynolda

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Box - OK. You don't have to laugh. But some of us are easily amused. I'm laughing. Matt Finish Invisible Tape 1,300 in/33 ANrfaURPen B87¢ et

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Road - OPEN RANGE

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Font - Doing crunches twice a day now. Captain in the morning. Nestle in the afternoon.

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Cartoon - MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU'LL TRYA LITTLE SUNSCREEN...

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Text - Why did the lifeguard kick the elephants out of the pool? coffee and jelly beans They kept dropping their trunks. COFFEE AND JELLY BEANS

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Vehicle - Drove my Chevy, to the levee, and that levee song lied ZO

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Skin - Not a magician but i got a couple twix up my sleeve

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Brick - SKOKY 200 Delicious MIk Chocolate/Crinp Butter Tolfee CALIRNA SKOR SKOR SKOR Delicious MIk Chocolate/Crisp Buttor Toffee 200 Delicious Mlk Chocolato/Criso Buttor Tottee 200 Delicious Milk Chocolate/Crisp Butter Totfee 200 AND SEVEN YEARS AGO.

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Dog - THE NEIGHBOUR TELLS ME YOU ARE CHASING PEOPLE ON A BICYCLE... HE'S LYING... I DON'T EVEN HAVE A BICYCLE!

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Snow - NDIAN HILLC COMMUNITY CENTER AND IN THE END MANKIND USED SO MUCH TOILET PAPER, THEY WIPED THEMSELVES OUT

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Toy - DON T FORGET TO WASH YOUR HANDS

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Vertebrate - JUST LIKE ME, THEY LONG TO BE CLOSE TO YOU. RAINY DAYS AND MONDAYS ALWAYS GET ME DOWN WE'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN- CRAP. WE'VE GOT CARPENTER ANTS. C & S Pet Care

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Plastic bottle - Found a Serious Leek under the sink ati ash

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Blackboard - Last night I dreamt Chat Id writon the Lord of the Rings. Tolkien in my sleep. was UKY

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Text - Ithought my dad spent all his savings on an expensive wig. But one look and I realised it was a small price toupee

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Text - Alan Olswing April 17, 2017· O StayThefuckHome i'm so happy about spring that I wet my plants! 24 11 Shares

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Sheep - WHAT-DO YOU CALL A HERD OF SHEEP TUMBLING DOWN A HILL? A LAMBSLIDE

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Cartoon - WASH YOUR HANDS WELL THIS IS GOINGTO TAKE FOREVER... e MATRON DESIGN

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Dog - when you don't want to be recognized so you go indognito made with mematic

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Cartoon - What is the longest word in the English language? "Smiles" because there is a mile between it's first and last letters!

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Text - I tayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

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Vertebrate - STOP MAKING ME LAUGH YOU'LL MAKE ME PUMA PANTS iede on tngur

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Nature reserve - INDIAN HILLS COMMUNITY CENTER THE PROBLEM WITH POLITICAL JOKES IS THAT THEY SOMETIMES GET ELECTED

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Ostrich - THATS EMUSING

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Horse - CAN I TROUBLE YOU FOR A GLASS OF WATER? I'MA LITTLE HOARSE ouickmeme o

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Wind - BAD PUNS? IM A BIG FAN

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Text - Allison @AllieLia A woman is sitting at her deceased husband's funeral. A man leans in to her and asks, "Do you mind if I say a word?". "No, go right ahead", the woman replies. The man stands, clears his throat, says "Plethora", and sits back down. "Thanks", the woman says, "that means a lot"

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A Battering of Absurdly Dumb Puns

While we accept that puns are some of the lowest form of humor, we sometimes need a smattering of puns to fill the pun void. Obscenely stupid wordplay is somewhat painful, but it’s also kind of satisfying, like spicy food. For more, here’s another bundle of beautiful stupid puns.

While we accept that puns are some of the lowest form of humor, we sometimes need a smattering of puns to fill the pun void. Obscenely stupid wordplay is somewhat painful, but it’s also kind of satisfying, like spicy food. For more, here’s another bundle of beautiful stupid puns.

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Text - Hijackers when they see someone named Jack

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Ceiling fan - Is this fan real? Or is it FANFICTION

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Organism - mrs-nabaja: busket: time-lord-swag A strawBEARy a friend yay

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Blackboard - IF You BOIL A FUNNY BONE IT BECOMES A LAUGHING STOCK.. THATS HUMERUS

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Transport - I don't care who your dad is, this is an illegal gathering 8.3k 59 1 Share Award BEST COMMENTS 3h Okay I swear this is the LAST one! Reply 1 146 LO

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Cartoon - Where are we going? You axolotl questions

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Shih tzu - If you have seen this dog please lettuce know

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Cartoon - ACADEMY CHRISTIAN CHURCH Encounters with God that Last Forever. ACADEMYCHRISTIAN.ORG PROPHECY CLASS CANCELLED DUE TO UNFORESEEN CIRCUMSTANCES adult swim] Oof! Didn't see that coming.

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People - BOUNTY HUNTERS

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Facial expression - Welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous. I'm seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week, andI have to say, I'm disappointed.

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Text - Beans After Dark @goodbeanalt british people be like im bri ish javeigh young-white (mango propaga... @javeighyw is it cause they drank the t

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Cartoon - you've heard of quentin tarantino now get ready for tintin quarantineo

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Text - axтxz fun fact: the word quarantine comes from quarantena, meaning "forty days", used in 14th-15th-century Venetian language (the period that all ships were required to be isolated before passengers and crew could go ashore during the Black Death plague) so 2020, or 20 + 20 = quarantine scottthegrymmaster64 dammit, we should've seen this coming codefiant well you know what they say about hindsight too-cool-for-facebook get out Source: lovesickens

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Nature - Can I call PunHubOnline you back... I'm just watching a live stream

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Text - Comments 213K 65 VIEW 2 REPLIES A BALL A FIELD Michael Ngwa • 3 years ago she shouldn't date him, he looks kinda AND ARRASS sketchy. 136K VIEW 502 REPLIES

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Text - Why does the Norway navy have bar codes on the side of their ships? ? So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian

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Text - zagreus if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te *eeoo doctress Okay th*n. *f you'r* sure about th*s. Old Macd*nald had a farm. *eieio zagreus i'm going to shatter you like glass

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Text - I feel like there is some sort of untoad story behind this

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People - @PunHubOnline Have you met my daughter Beth? And what's Beth short for? Because she's only three. Pun hub

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Wood - Quarantine, day 8: even my ostrich is board.

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Font - Mississippi MR. SIPPY AND HIS WIFE

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Wood - Xylophone Yylophone

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Photo caption - The 2 white actors in Black Panther also played Gollum & Bilbo Baggins. Meaning, they are the two Tolkien white guys of the movie.

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Text - Sara Gibbs @Sara_Rose_G·23h Which word do you think would make a pretty baby name if it didn't mean what it meant? I'm going with Omelette. 18.7K 17 10.9K 133K Rona @FickleSarky · 22h I've always liked Catastrophe and Apostrophe 42 27 142 ♡ 7,734 TW @TonyW_132 Replying to @FickleSarky and @Sara_Rose_G Apostrophe was my grammar's name! 6:40 PM · 14 Apr 20 · Twitter for iPhone 506 Retweets 28.6K Likes

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Text - Dennis Farrell @DennisFarrell Imagine being held at gunpoint (bear with me) by a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) tweeting a coded message

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Eighteen Corny Dad Memes And Jokes

What would we do without dads and their terrible jokes? We may groan and roll our eyes at them, but deep down we all know that we appreciate a good old fashioned pun-laden joke from time to time. So here’s to all the dads who we love and appreciate! Click here for even more dad memes!

What would we do without dads and their terrible jokes? We may groan and roll our eyes at them, but deep down we all know that we appreciate a good old fashioned pun-laden joke from time to time. So here’s to all the dads who we love and appreciate! 

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Boxing - I would help but.. ap

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Text - 8:03 59° LTE+ 99% WHERE DO ASTRONAUTS HANG OUT? QD

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Text - Dad: *Has heartattack* Dad: Call me an ambulance. Son: Uh...you're an ambulance... Dad:

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Branch - LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE THREW CAUTION TO THE WIND

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Text - m@thew @TweetPotato314 me: what makes you angry pirate: when someone steals my p 1:41 PM 21 Oct 19 Twitter for iPhone 394 Retweets 2,354 Likes

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Dog - Cop pulls me over says you sober man? I said no I'm a Doberman

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Facial expression - I hated the belt I made of watches why? it was a waist of time

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Drink - I poured root beer into a squared glass Now I just have beer.

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Sky - DRAW BRIDGE AHEAD

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Plant - You wanna' box for those, sir? U don't want these hands, bro

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Job - Can you perform under pressure? No, but I can try Bohemian Rhapsody @PunHubOnline Pun hub

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Text - Manager: "Why would you make a good waiter at my restaurant?" Me: "I bring a lot to the table."

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Chessboard - When you finish eating at an Australian Restaurant

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Fictional character - My master, do you know how Mace died? He went out the Windu

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Wood - A man tried to sell me a casket today I told him that's the last thing I need imglp.com

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Facial expression - How do you make a water bed more bouncy? How? Add spring water

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Adaptation - Dads waiting for the days when they can be 4 hours early to flights again... @classicdadmoves

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20 Funny Memes & Tweets That Keep It All In The Family

We complain about our families a lot – from the trope of the dreaded mother-in-law to sibling rivalry. Some of these relationships are as bad or worse than the stereotypes, but a lot of the time we’re just so lucky to be around these people who love us unconditionally. We’re even more grateful for all the hilarity that our funny families provide us with for free.

We complain about our families a lot – from the trope of the dreaded mother-in-law to sibling rivalry. Some of these relationships are as bad or worse than the stereotypes, but a lot of the time we’re just so lucky to be around these people who love us unconditionally. We’re even more grateful for all the hilarity that our funny families provide us with for free.

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Text - my mom just came home from having drinks with her friend, and now they're having a sleepover in the guest room while my dad is bringing them a salami/cheese/apple platter

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Text - Poppy Smith @_Poppy_Smith I've just witnessed a 4 y/o hide from her mum behind bus seats and then jumped out and gave a junkie a fright by accident to which he screamed "fuck of yah spooky midget" and it's safe to sayl laughed so hard a little pee almost came out

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Tree - royse @Roysenotes my sister saw two unaccompanied little children in a trench coat giggling amongst themselves yesterday and i am absolutely howling

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Product - Juliet @uglyshinigami my parents house is chaotic COME BACK WITH A WARRANT Crack Cocane BUTTER

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Text - Troy Johnson @troyjohnson Follow Marriage is mostly about knowing which hand towels you can use and which ones are for the better people who visit your wife's home. 12:45 AM - 29 May 2015 t1,400 2,464

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Text - Benjamin | בנימן טבלוב @bentev28 My 4 year old has recently taken up cursing. Yesterday he referred to bedtime as a "fucking crisis."

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Text - thebatteur: once in kindergarten a girl asked to write "super girl" on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote "shit" on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried

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People - A guy I know from work took his sons to Hooters for the first time and captured this

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Text - Oops!... Dad It Again @NewDadNotes Wife: [reading Wikipedia out loud] contrary to popular belief, the female black widow spider does not always murder and eat her mate. If she has recently been fed, the male is often allowed to live. Me: [frantically boiling spaghetti water].

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Text - @lexie_roessler my parents invited all their friends & family to a costume party then when people got there they found out it was actually their wedding

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Text - MALIA i cant drive 2007 @prophethusband shout out to my mom. im sorry i rolled my eyes when u were confused by pop culture. i get it now. i have no idea who the fuck bebe rexha or lil tay is. i never really found out about the laurel vs yanny thing. im confused and strangely angry and i wanna have a sit. 5/21/18, 2:55 PM

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Text - Mike Vanlieshout @LCMikeVan Took my 6 year old to a classmate's birthday party today. He was the only other kid there. His parents than ked me for bringing him & said he was the only one their son wanted to invite because my son's the only one in school who's nice to him. Teach your kids to not be assholes. 6:06 PM 3/9/19 Twitter for iPhone

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Text - tastefullyoffensive Mason Cross @MasonCrossBooks My daughter actually submitted this feedback at school. Not sure if I should ground her or buy her ice cream... Things my teacher(s) can do better Nak we collelive unsdt sk sair an ep 40 G Conveatinns wac ccime A "Not use collective punishment as it is not fair on the many people who did nothing and under the 1949 Geneva Conventions it is a war crime. engineer-pearlo Wait it's a fucking WAR CRIME?!?! 1 mean that might not be 100% accurate b

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Text - Octopus/Caveman @OctopusCaveman My 5 year old son just asked "what if we put a slice of turkey in the DVD player and it played a movie about the turkey's whole life" and none of the parenting books I've read have prepared me for this question. 8/26/18, 7:56 AM

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Text - Magenta Prex @geekymagenta If you are buying gender specific color clothing for an infant plz remember: Blue spellcaster Green druid Red warrior Yellow cleric

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Text - aryastakres: quixoticideals: I TOLD MY DAD TO CHILL AND HE SAID "I AM CHILL" AND I SAID "I THOUGHT U WERE DAD" IDAD JOKED MY DAD I AM THE REVOLUTION hello revolution im dad

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Text - Sara Connors @sara_connors my dad rates the complexity of a shopping list by how many phone calls home he thinks it will take. parents are hosting a dinner party tonight and he looks at the list my mom gave him and says "woah this is a 5-caller for sure"

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Text - Kayla Whaley @PunkinOnWheels There's a man in Starbucks holding a bound stack of papers like you print at Office Depot, and he's proudly and loudly telling the cOuple near him that he's reading his daughter's thesis. "She just graduated with a Master's degree. Historical preservation!" It's so cute. 6/12/18, 8:56 AM 822 Retweets 12.9K Likes

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Junk food - EXIT My dad after realizing he ate half his sandwich with the wrapper on.

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Daughter Perfectly Executes Dad Joke, Making Her Dad Proud

Like father like daughter, right?

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‘Kid Named X’ Memes Prove That Meme Stupidity Knows No Bounds

We’ve all seen these incredibly dumb memes (known as “Kid Named X”) floating around the internet lately that elicit a colossal amount of eye-rolling. But at the same time, we sure do love them for their cleverness. If you like ’em too, fear not, because there are loads more examples on both Know Your Meme and /r/DankMemes!

We’ve all seen these incredibly dumb memes (known as “Kid Named X”) floating around the internet lately that elicit a colossal amount of eye-rolling. But at the same time, we sure do love them for their cleverness. 

If you like ’em too, fear not, because there are loads more examples on both Know Your Meme and /r/DankMemes!

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Organism - Teacher: Everyone pay attention! The kid whose name is Attention: The kid whose name is Everyone: The kid whose name is Pay: [visible confusion]

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Text - *Fire alarm goes off Teacher: Stay calm! Kid named calm: guess l'll die

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Cartoon - director: exists kid named rector: fare.well.

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Organism - The teacher saying to eat quietly The kid named quietly

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Eyewear - Teacher: That's one big cockroach! Student named roach:

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Text - Teacher before the exam: "I want everyone to succeed" Kid named 'Ceed':

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Facial expression - Girls be like: "boys are so gross all they want is to have sex with us". The kid named "boys are so gross all they want is to" It's like... I was made for this.

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Adaptation - Teacher: "class dismissed" Kid named class: Kid named missed:

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Cartoon - teacher: Come get this assignment. kid named Ignment:

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Cartoon - Chapter Level 52 lul Lie Mju /ruma I need to be fucked by something other than my life. AUTO the guy namęd "My Life" JEP

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Text - *Fire alarm goes off* Teacher: Emergency! Kid named Ency: Cet whomst has awakened the ancient one there's no kid named ency Imao

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Organism - when teacher calls on kid called Killian Kid named killiar: Rest of class: Kid named lan:

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Fictional character - Coach: Stay hydrated Kid named ted: HAIL HYDRA.

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Cartoon - Teacher: Don't fight Anyone, you will get Detention later. Kid named Don't: Kid named Anyone: 362 HEO Kid named Detention:

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Text - Bully: SHUT UP nobody likes you! Kid named nobody:

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Sportswear - JPERMAN The kid named Erman: u/md_kaif WAZZAAAAAP?

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Face - Government: "Everyone has to enter Quarantine for 14 days" Guy named Quarantine: @gingerpackage

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Cartoon - Teacher: Will everyone please shut up Kid named Kid named Everyone: shut up:

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Cartoon - Kung fu fighting starts playing Kid named everybody :

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Text - Therapist: Stop taking things literally kid named Literally: 'll take

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77 Pointless Memes Full Of Dumb Comedic Relief

If you feel like the weight of the world is crushing you, it’s probably time for you to take a break. We’re of the mind that nothing really matters, but even if there are things you care about, these memes will help lighten your spirit. “Me time” can be whatever you want, even mindlessly scrolling through funny pics until you fall asleep.

If you feel like the weight of the world is crushing you, it’s probably time for you to take a break. We’re of the mind that nothing really matters, but even if there are things you care about, these memes will help lighten your spirit. “Me time” can be whatever you want, even mindlessly scrolling through funny pics until you fall asleep.

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18 ‘Middle Class Fancy’ Nuggets For All The Dads In Training

Calling all future dads! Not planning to have kids ever? That’s okay, you can still embody the spirit of a dad without ever having the offspring. These memes will get you started on your dad journey!

(By the way, we love Middle Class Fancy and we think you should check them out!)

Calling all future dads! Not planning to have kids ever? That’s okay, you can still embody the spirit of a dad without ever having the offspring. These memes will get you started on your dad journey!

(By the way, we love Middle Class Fancy and we think you should check them out!)

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A Smattering of Puns to Fill the Pun Void

Honestly we’re not sure if we even love or hate puns. These clever jokes and witty jokes just kind of exist. Some puns satiate our wordplay cravings while others just make us mad. Some make us feel smart for liking them, others make us feel stupid. They’re just never going away.

Honestly we’re not sure if we even love or hate puns. These clever jokes and witty jokes just kind of exist. Some puns satiate our wordplay cravings while others just make us mad. Some make us feel smart for liking them, others make us feel stupid. They’re just never going away.

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Quality Puns We’re Not Sure If We Even Like

We respect beautiful stupid puns but they can kind of get to be too much. That said, we can’t stay away from them for too long until we need our fix. Then we go back to hating them again. They make us feel smart and stupid at the same time. It’s hard to tell if we love or hate puns.

We respect beautiful stupid puns but they can kind of get to be too much. That said, we can’t stay away from them for too long until we need our fix. Then we go back to hating them again. They make us feel smart and stupid at the same time. It’s hard to tell if we love or hate puns.

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Some Dumb, Stupid, Wonderful Puns

It’s hard to tell if we love or hate puns. When they’re bad, you just want to call the police and sit in the corner facing the wall. But sometimes we feel like we need a ration of puns to satisfy our wordplay cravings. How much you like puns at any given time probably depends on your mood, as well as how many bad ones you’ve had to see recently.

It’s hard to tell if we love or hate puns. When they’re bad, you just want to call the police and sit in the corner facing the wall. But sometimes we feel like we need a ration of puns to satisfy our wordplay cravings. How much you like puns at any given time probably depends on your mood, as well as how many bad ones you’ve had to see recently.

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Captain America’s Got Dad Jokes For Days In This New Meme

Remember those Walking Dead dad joke memes that were popular what seems like forever ago? Well Rick Grimes has officially handed his corny ass crown over to Chris Evans’ Captain America. These dad joke memes have been popping up all over Reddit and Instagram, and while they’re definitely groan-worthy it’s a take on Marvel memes that we’re not upset about. The format is a mashup of scenes from 2014’s Captain America: The Winter Soldier and last year’s Avengers: Endgame, and it works really well as a template for punishing dad jokes. We’ve put together the latest and greatest in this gallery, but you can read more about the format and grab the versatile template over at Know Your Meme.

Remember those Walking Dead dad joke memes that were popular what seems like forever ago? Well Rick Grimes has officially handed his corny ass crown over to Chris Evans’ Captain America. These dad joke memes have been popping up all over Reddit and Instagram, and while they’re definitely groan-worthy it’s a take on Marvel memes that we’re not upset about. The format is a mashup of scenes from 2014’s Captain America: The Winter Soldier and last year’s Avengers: Endgame, and it works really well as a template for punishing dad jokes. We’ve put together the latest and greatest in this gallery, but you can read more about the format and grab the versatile template over at Know Your Meme.

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Smiling Cat Goes Viral And Becomes Newest ‘Dad Joke’ Meme

Meet Chestnut! The newest face that has been taking over the internet —  not that we mind in the slightest! I mean, just look at that adorable face!

Chestnut’s smiling pics were uploaded onto Reddit, by owner and user u/ChazaySSB. Since then, people have been falling in love with smiling cat (ourselves included)! 

And like most viral cat pics on the internet — a new meme was born. 

The meme format is definitely a wholesome one! With Chestnut telling dad jokes and smiling happily at the punchline. 

Just a heads up, it’s physically impossible to get through these jokes without smiling yourself. You have been warned. 

If you’re a fan of Chestnut and would like to see more, he’s on Instagram

Meet Chestnut! The newest face that has been taking over the internet —  not that we mind in the slightest! I mean, just look at that adorable face!

Chestnut’s smiling pics were uploaded onto Reddit, by owner and user u/ChazaySSB. Since then, people have been falling in love with smiling cat (ourselves included)! 

And like most viral cat pics on the internet — a new meme was born. 

The meme format is definitely a wholesome one! With Chestnut telling dad jokes and smiling happily at the punchline. 

Just a heads up, it’s physically impossible to get through these jokes without smiling yourself. You have been warned. 

If you’re a fan of Chestnut and would like to see more, he’s on Instagram

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Puns We Can’t Tell If We Love or Hate

Many people have a love/hate relationship with puns. They’re either the best thing in the world, or the worst excuse for humor you could possibly imagine. Sometimes you’ve gotta satiate those wordplay cravings and see some silly puns and clever jokes.

Many people have a love/hate relationship with puns. They’re either the best thing in the world, or the worst excuse for humor you could possibly imagine. Sometimes you’ve gotta satiate those wordplay cravings and see some silly puns and clever jokes.

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Dad Posts Worthy Of A Good Old-Fashioned Eye-Roll

We gotta hand it to the dads out there, who try so hard to make us laugh with terrible jokes. They may be incredibly groan-worthy, but at least we know they mean well! Now here are some memes and posts you can share with your dad, or anyone who appreciates a good dad joke.

We gotta hand it to the dads out there, who try so hard to make us laugh with terrible jokes. They may be incredibly groan-worthy, but at least we know they mean well! Now here are some memes and posts you can share with your dad, or anyone who appreciates a good dad joke.

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