Vintage Christian Hip-Hop Performance Brings The Cringe

If you’ve ever tuned into Evangelical Christian television, you’re already aware of its inherently cringey qualities. But today we’re here to offer up some vintage Christian cringe that feels like something right out of HBO’s The Righteous Gemstones.  The video comes courtesy of Twitter user @RebekaDawn, and it’s an incredible spectacle of awkward snapping, dramatic beats, and some seriously goofy choreography. We’ve included the video below, along with some more wince-worthy Christian rap and some of the more clever and incredulous reactions. Our next move? Probably practicing these dances in the mirror.

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22 Petty & Amusing Gems From ‘Best Of Nextdoor’

“When neighbors start talking, good things happen.” That’s what Nextdoor’s CEO Nirav Tolia likes to say about his social networking site. And he’s not wrong. While the site’s intended to connect neighbors to one another, it’s often less of a useful community tool than it is a place for petty complaints and expert trolling. And the Twitter account @bestsofnextdoor keeps incredible track of the funniest posts from shit-starting neighbors. We’ve put together some of their latest (and greatest) uploads in this gallery, but if you like what you see, please give ’em a follow on Twitter.You’ll be glad you did. 

1. Does this person realize that bees are dying at an alarming rate??

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He Had Us In The First Half

Funny meme from a tiktok about having all your friends sleep over but you don't actually have any friends

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TikTok McDonald’s Proposal Is A Perfect Example Of Wholesome Cringe

It’s easy to laugh at pretty much anything on TikTok, especially anything involving relationships. But thanks to this garbage fire of a year, we’re a little more accepting of cringe when it somehow manages to give us hope. TikTok user @liltransboykai shared a video that fits the bill yesterday – a clip of his coworker Willow proposing to his partner Akira. The whole thing goes down at work, which for these three happens to be a McDonald’s.The video eventually made its way to Twitter, where users both mocked and praised it with a heavy dose of predictable sass. Though we enjoyed the laugh, we wish these two a happy future. 

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Karen Cop Gives Cringey Speech In McDonald’s Drive-Thru

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Pride Memes That Make Fun Of Our Cringey Corporate Overlords

Happy Pride! Unfortunately this year won’t be the same given the current state of destruction that our world is in, but that doesn’t mean we can’t celebrate in our own homes and make fun of brands’ cringey attempts to appear that they care about the LGBTQ+ community! 

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Learning - Corporations reálizing théy now have to pretend to care about Black Lives AND LBGT at the same time for a full month LGBT PRIDE MONTH JUNE 1

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Technology - Every major company in june and then the first day of july: SBT Yealh, I support GE LNo B Fucking T Dont

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Cartoon - Companies trying to decide how to market their brands for June 2020 allanthuseslumberers BLACK LIVES EMA Pride SSTAY CHOMEW MATTER 10 THE SPREAD OF CERONVIRUS

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Face - Every other company on pride month:yay gay people! Chick-fil-A:

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Dog - Hello fellow gays, it is me, Corporation. Here to remind you that we support your lifestyle now that it's been leġaļizéd federally and we can capitalize on it safely as a mainstream trend. PAPA JOHNS Why did we have to wait until gay marriage was legalized to support you? No more questions homosexual, just buy the product

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Eyewear - Pride month:*starts* Billion dollar companies about to act like they give a fuck: It's showtime..

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Headgear - Brands during Pride How do you do, fellow gays?

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Joint - Chris Stedman @ChrisDStedman Brands learning there won't be any pride festivals this summer IES LATER HOMO H sapiens (modern hum

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Adaptation - marketing teams trying to pick a theme for june between blacklivesmatter,stayathome or pride Where have you been? - Emotional hell. made with mematic

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Photo caption - June 1st: exists Literally every company: RAINBOWS RAINBOWS EVERYWHERE

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Vehicle door - Pride Month: *ends* Companies: So long, gay boy!

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Cartoon - corporations deciding what to change their profile picture too JAKE-CLARK.TUMBLR

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Mommy Group Facebook Posts That Range From Cringey To Full Karen

As younger people abandon Facebook for Instagram and TikTok, it seems like we’re more aware of all the crazies that frequent the social networking site. Some of the best places to find unhinged and ignorant people are mommy/parenting groups. There’s an overwhelming number of Covid-19 nonbelievers, people who do extremely weird sh*t with breast milk, and of course – lots of talk of essential oils. If the children are our future, and they’re being raised by these people, we might be more screwed than we thought. 

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Text - Yesterday at 4:26 PM • A When having an unassisted birth if something goes wrong do you call an ambulance ? Also how long do you wait to call the ambulance, I'm a dog midwife so if the dog doesn't push the second pup out within 4 hours you take her in to the emergency vet. So like is there anything with humans ?

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Text - 2:28 facebook So thinking a protest to open playgrounds in is needed...anyone else agree? I am not want to start things like this but come on...the least affected by Covid but forced out of all activities. They are not planning opening playgrounds until July 1 and maybe not even then! Our kids need outside play and other cities around us have opened. I know I can easily take my kids to other playgrounds but we rely on walking to them. We as parents should be the ones to decide what is saf

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Text - this is just absurd. I want all adults to get exercise and am all for it. But if there's one thing this Mama Bear has had enough of during this situation, it's the KIDS being robbed of their rights because they don't have a voice. Adults who are allowed to go to restaurants and grocery stores and work and lap swim could also be the highest risk people for covid, while the extremely extremely low risk kids are punished and not allowed to do the low risk and healthy life-giving activities t

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Text - I currently have covid 19 and I'm 15 weeks. But my symptoms were not bad at all, and I'm actually back at work even though I'm positive and me and baby are just fine 47m Like Reply

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Text - Replies Children under 12 shouldn't wear a mask, especially under 5. The mask truly doesn't help anyways and restricts their airways! Don't waste your time. Maybe tell your children they are super heroes who don't have to wear one because the rest are villains. Or something funny. Lol 18 9h Like that is what I was thinking! He wants to wear it which I find funny but I like your idea! 9h Like Agreed with all of this! 8h Like 2

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Text - 23:26 tacebook 9+ 21 23 hrs Facebook Mentions So... I am the meanest mom ever... Like... Ever. Took the kids to Dairy Queen after dinner. They ordered their dessert choices and we waited about 5 minutes for them to call out our number. The young lady (maybe 17) handed each child their ice cream. Not one looked her in the eye. Not one said thank you. Not to her, not to me... So I waited. I counted to 10 in my head as they dug into their ice cream and the young lady just looked at me (proba

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Text - Does anyone have any solid research on using essential oils for toddlers? My son's OCD is becoming a huge struggle for him and I would so much rather try something natural over medicating like his pediatrician is pushing for. But I feel like everything I'm seeing for oils under the age of 6/7 is so conflicting! Any tips on where to find good info? O Like Comment

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Text - I hope NO store MAKES me wear a mask. I am sorry but with my medical problems I REFUSE to wear a mask. A mask will make me MUCH sicker. I talked to an employee the other day in Wal-mart and she told me since wearing a mask she now has dizzy spells and headaches. She said she has been MUCH sicker wearing a mask. I told her it is because she probably can't breathe in the darn thing. O

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Finger - 9 hrs · 9 Hi guys , sorry about the pic. I was wondering if something like this (silicone rubber) could be used as an arm made with a shoulder for children that are forced to vaccinate, thoughts?

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Text - 10:22 & 6 al 72% Posts 48 mins • E Have any of you mamas had any luck with putting potato in the sock of your child to really pull out any sickness?ceu O Like Comment 1 rep! I did with my husband. He had a fever and was vomiting (a couple years back) and I did this. The next morning he woke up feeling better. 01 44m Like Reply

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Text - ott Pa IVIUI.. 3 hrs · A Would you want your teen child put on psych medication after attempting suicide? What holistic and natural ways would you approach healing trauma to address suicidal thoughts depression ptsd? My 13 yo daughter is coming home from impatient after taking a bottle pills last weekend. I would honestly try oils! I can give you a website where people write their testimonials and maybe you can find something there. http://www.oil-testimonials.com/ Essential Oil & Aromath

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Text - created a poll i 59 mins Should our children be forced to learn to use Arabic numerals as part of their mandatory curriculum? Yes Votes No votes 46 88 Comments O Like Comment

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Text - 3 days ago So, I wish these teachers would do this to make my life easier. these teachers should get our child a laptop, give them access to wifi, set up a ONE ON ONE tutorial for our kid to complete their homework, text them a reminder of their scheduled time the night before, and THEN an actual WAKE UP CALL once they're late?! .... who agrees with me? I miss school. I miss teachers #Respectusparents 14 O 14 O 26

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Text - Hi can you please post anonymously? Hi everyone, I have a kid starting Ki GD in the fall. The idea that they wont be opening and will continue distance learning is not an option for me. My husband is an essential worker and I have a full time job so being home with two young kids while working at a demanding job is not sustainable. I am thinking about starting a class action lawsuit against EESD and the state as they are blocking the education of my 5 year old who will likely not get much

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Text - 5:08 1 •.. I think boys and men should look like boys and men. There is already so much going against these roles in this world today. Something as easy as cutting their hair to allow them to stand apart is important !! 12 5h Like Reply says who? LIKE керту What? 5h Like Reply .what? 5h Like Reply Thats just my opinion. Gender has become very fluid these days and I don't agree with it. I believe God created men and women to be unique and very different from one another including in the wa

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Skin - About 2 days ago, I fell asleep with the window open and got mosquito bites. So did my son. But mines cleared up and my sons is now bigger! It originally was the size of maybe a dime 2 days ago now it's about a dollar quarter size. Is it infected? Should I be concerned? I thought that if I took the day to put medications and gauze on it that it was somewhat help .. but here we are. Also, if it matters. He's VERY clumsy. Falls at least 10 times a day, so when it's began to scab he's fallen

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Text - Has 5 mins Is it safe to have house keeper back ?1 am desperate can't clean anymore 1 Comment Like Comment hal Following. Totally in the same boat!

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Text - 1 hr · A Any mommas wipe pumped milk all over their face after a shower? No? Just me? Okay. O Like Comment 1

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Font - 7:47 93% Posts Moderator • 3 hrs We fixed the shitty viral meme going around. Enjoy hoars #admin Choose Formula Breastmilk Not Loved Loved Breast IS Best O Like Comment b45 View previous comments Write a comment... (GIF FB/Sanctimommies

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Text - 1:55 O 86° 4G 94% 3 facebook 5 nrs • K How many you ask your partner to leave so you can give birth? I feel like having to consider him in things is stalling my labor. He hasn't done any research or if he has then he doesnt talk to me about any of it. It feels like he expects me to walk him through everything and it's honestly a huge hang up for me because I have a ton of resentment and anger towards him. I was thinking how healing this birth could be for us and blah blah blah but to be h

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Text - 1 min • Hi, I'm wondering if anyone has hard fact evidence that ventilators do more harm than good for the treatment of covid please? I'm looking for my mom bc she believes they are helping ppl. Thank you O Like Comment

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Text - 7:17 O 4G 65% facebook Here's where I sound judgy. But I am just trying to show how "you" are no better Just envision this. You are worried about getting sick so you wear a face mask and vinyl gloves to the grocery store. You then put items like hot pockets and soda in your cart. Not one fresh produce and nothing that resembles vegetables except the micro meal that probably has a few veggies in it. A weeks worth of food, but none of it looks like food. On top of it all you buy a carton of

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Text - Yesteruay at 7:07 pm · Serious question, I expect a serious reply. Trolls just keep to yourselves. Here goes. I have several different types of healing crystals in a silk purse, which is supposed to keep them pure. One crystal is for use when I get a headache. The other crystal comes out when I am down and need to lift my mood. Given both crystals seem to work just fine, is it remotely possible that theres a crystal which helps prevent CoVid 19 and others? Or am I expecting too much? othe

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Text - ... In times of need, don't forget there are mothers out there with spare breast milk! O Like Comment Share 17 1 share Getting a pump now to help sweet babies! 9w Like Reply I don't have much but can help 9w Like Reply Moms with coronavirus will actually have the best breastmilk to fight this shit. Antibodies LLb lol 9w Like Reply

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Text - Yesterday at 2:29 pm IT'S TIME TO CHANGE THE NARRATIVE: "Stop calling it "Quarantine". Quarantine is for the sick. This is house arrest.. Stop calling it "Social Distancing". There is nothing social about forced isolation. Stop saying "Safer at Home". Because for millions of people in abusive situations and with mental health struggles, their home is anything but safe.. Stop saying this is for the "Greater Good". No good can come from the government picking and choosing who is essential a

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So angry right now. My daughter got scanned at school today... Get this, after they played together in the playground in the morning before class. Please research the risks of this new devices they are using. If there was a Virus wouldn't you think they would be at the gate as you enter. Do not let them scan you child on the forehead where your 3rd eye is!!!! I put her in Steiner school to try and get away from all this. I feel it was very sneaky. I have told her not to consent to it and have pr

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Product - Facebook App Sponsored · O Join 8-year old fashionista, Fas she celebrates the Asian and Pacific Islander children's authors that have been keeping her entertained at home with help from THE BOOK CLUB KIDZ Facebook Group. #APAHM #MoreTogether Schoo om Hume Ciderd Tbh. I'm tired of prodigy kids. Especially now! Let them be young! Let them be curious! 7m Like Reply

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Text - ... 10 hrs Does anyone sneak breast milk into their toddlers food to give them an extra boost of vitamins? I have a little extra each day and think it would help protect against Covid? What do you think? 12 38 Comments O Like Comment I sneak my milk into scrambled eggs.. good for the whole family lol

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Text - I just think of the WW2 generation and my ancestors who fought in the American Revolution. Just for us to be told we have to wear masks and can't go to church bc of a virus with a 0.1% mortality rate? It's mind boggling! But don't get me wrong. I don't want the virus! But I also think I either had it or will get it at some point. 6. 4h Like Reply

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Fifteen Masterful Comebacks That Deserve Our Praise

Comebacks are really their own art form. It takes a lot of quick wit and creativity to think of the perfect way to roast someone, after all. So scroll down for some clever roasts and insults, and then click here for more!

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Text - Donald J. Trump O @realDonaldTrump Schools in our country should be opened ASAP. Much very good information now available. @SteveHiltonx @FoxNews O 124K 2:41 AM - May 25, 2020 58.8K people are talking about this Bill Murray @BillyMurray "Much very good information" is ironically the strongest argument one can have to justify opening schools 9:46 AM - May 26, 2020

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Text - They think your haircuts are un-American Well, it was very observant of them because we aren't American, actually

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Text - •5mo There should only be two bathroom types.One specifically for me, and another for everyone else. Reply 1.3k . 5mo 1 Award There is. It's called a diaper. 1.0k

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Statue - Before being burned alive by the Spaniards, chief Hatuey of the island of Hispanola was asked if he wanted to accept Christianity and go to Heaven. Hatuey asked if Spaniards go to Heaven, to which the priest that they do. Hatuey then stated that he'd rather go to Hell where he wouldn't see such cruel people.

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Text - 00000 Virgin ? 13:30 @ 10 60% ( Back More 24 Apr 2014 12:41 Did you fall from heaven...? Because, have sex with me? 24 Apr 2014 13:18 Sorry didn't suffer a head injury during the fall

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Text - Millennials aren't buying diamonds - why? RETWEETS LIKES 173 309 MistyKnights TwistOut @Steph_I Will * Follow Too busy filling out job applications that ask them to attach their resume and then enter what's on that same resume on the next page.

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Text - Biothickness • 3h I think that's called "desperate," not "bisexual." 1 -58 PerAsperaAdlnfiri • 56m See, bisexuality is that I would have sex with men or women. Desperation would be if I had sex with you 1 13

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Text - I remember getting a phone call at work, a relative told me my dad died. It was unexpected, he was only 49. I was in my early 20's at the time. I started to tear up, one of the "boomers" on my shift told someone else to take me out back so I could "Man-Up" and compose myself so I could finish out my shift. Reply 5.9k ... Vergenbuurg • 4h 3 7 Awards My father was extremely close with his paternal grandmother... she had raised him at a very trying time in his childhood. She died when he was

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Clothing - BIG DADDY Obigdaddyvinz If being cute is a crime, I Deserve to Be ARRESTED AND JAILED FOR 100 YEARS Kushal Krd K.R.D, 100 years ? for a crime you didn't commit ?

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Text - Kristen Bartlett @kristencheeks Meghan, we live in the same building, and I just walked outside. It's fine. Meghan McCain O @MeghanMcCain Jun 2 My neighborhood in Manhattan is eviscerated and looks like a war zone. DeBlasio and Cuomo are an utter disgrace. This is not America. Our leaders have abandoned us and continue to let great American cities burn to the ground and be destroyed. I never could have fathomed this

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20 Cringey Karen Memes And Outbursts

Is it just us or is 2020 the year of the Karen? It seems that this cursed year has somehow emboldened entitled women despite all the ‘Karen’ backlash that we’re not ashamed to admit we’ve enjoyed. Between the coronavirus pandemic and recent protests against police brutality, every Karen has something to say. And it’s usually a massively combination of offensive, entitled, and ignorant garbage. This mix of Karen contentcovers all of those bases – with a few memes thrown in for a light chuckle. 

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Text - "We're giving children free health care, we're giving them free food, free emotional support.. That's dangerous. That's communism when you think about it." - Rebecca Friedrichs, Conservative Christian Activis PATHEOS.COM Fox News Guest: Children Don't Deserve 'Free Food' Because 'That's Communism'

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Text - The children at my son's elementary school have started referring to me as a "Karen," and mocking my chic hairstyle. Is there anything I can do in the way of legal action to prevent this? I am deeply offended. Hannah Yesterday at 3:42pm e Welp, posting a question about suing 8 year-olds is probably the wrong way to beat the stereotype Like · Comment Share lamebook.com

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Text - Randy Eudy ... 6 hrs · O Black lives DO matter but so does EVERY other color around the world.... ENOUGH SAID!!!!! Angry Omment A Share &You and 13 oths View previous cor ts... Debra Crawford Exactly right Randy!!!!!! Every life matters not just because you're black!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2h Angry Reply View 2 previous replies... Jason Lusby Oh "Debra".

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Text - Karen's trippin because she wants a haircut, mask free. Imagine if she was black. Lord, she askin to talk to all the managers. O Like Comment Send 1 Carin Cook I will never wear a mask..l went to three different salons, found one that didn't require a mask...its not about the virus!!!!! 1 6m Like Reply Mary Jo Zavagnin Such a small thing to protect others...."NO HAIRCUT FOR YOU"! 3m Like Reply Carin Cook Mary Jo Zavagnin its ALL political... hello!!!!!!!!!! And your state sucks, ha!

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Text - She became the very thing she swore to destroy Karen General Manager

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Clothing - JEW DE O Like Comment Share 6 Sandi Burk Lordy Mercy. Imagine having those weights to haul around where you'd need damn CHAINS for Bra Straps. Do you know any men that would get that much Silicone in their 'Twins' and chance drowning somebody if they got pricked, literally? Women have a different view. I'm glad I was flat chested! @karensgoingwilds Write a comment... GIF

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Text - @missiwimberly I am So thankful businesses are opening back up. But this is what I had to look at while I got a pedicure today. Apparently my feet are contagious? It's almost more depressing to be in an environment where people act afraid to be touched than to stay home. #stopsocialdistancing III @karensgoingwilds

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Text - Karen May 5, 2020 O ... Lol today some asian lady actually had the audacity to put on her face mask and go towards the other side walk to avoid ME (A WHITE WOMAN) who definitely does not have corona virus... nice job lady... you started this.

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Text - Meghan McCain @MeghanMcCain My neighborhood in Manhattan is eviscerated and looks like a war zone. DeBlasio and Cuomo are an utter disgrace. This is not America. Our leaders have abandoned us and continue to let great American cities burn to the ground and be destroyed. I never could have fathomed this Kristen Bartlett @kristencheeks Meghan, we live in the same building, and I just walked outside. It's fine.

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Text - Karen You should be ashamed for trying to hurt a business for political beliefs. Yours isn't the only or correct belief system. 15 7h Like Reply Thomas OMG your name is ACTUALLY Karen. Karen, the owner is LITERALLY ENDORSING RUNNING PEOPLE OVER. If anyone should be ashamed, it's you for defending such righteous trash. Please take a whole row of seats. 46 7h Like Reply

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Hair - It is tíme to go. Was I a good person? Bring me your manager No. You were the worst.

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Text - According to our reporters in the field, protests have, for the most part, remained peaceful today. 18:16 · 5/31/20 · Buffer 5 Retweets 19 Likes Karen 24m ! Replying to I would like them removed anyways. 1 more reply

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Text - "Hi, there's a guy causing a disturbance down the street. It looks like he's holding a shield, but it's probably stolen. And he claims he's Captain America. No, he's black."

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Nineteen Cringe Pics For Those Who Want To Feel Uncomfortable

As much as we like to avoid cringey and crazy people in real life, they sure do provide us with plenty of entertainment on the internet. From woefully bad political takes to godawful corny memes, these examples of cringe are sure to leave you with a lot of questions.

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Text - ... rs Y'all accept and admit that the Moon affects the tides of the WHOLE ASS OCEAN but deny that the Moon has any effect on Humans even though we're 70%+ water? Ok ded a new photo to the album: Why. May 26, 2018 This is my kind of spiritual cult nd 7 others 7 Comments 3 Shares O Like Comment Share

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Text - 6:39 GH Lr 47% Search Sep 28 at 11:02 PM • O Trumpeached [TRUMP-eached] noun 1If Trump is impeached, Pence becomes President. Pence pardons Trump and appoints him Vice President Pence resigns, Trump becomes President and appoints Pence as his Vice President. Liberal heads explode. tnAt SNOwflakes shriek Like לו Comment Share

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Text - You don't think universal health care qualifies as a "charity handout"? It's people financing other people's problems. Hey Trent if your house catches on fire I don't want my taxes to go towards financing your problems with my charitable handouts. Be a fucking man and call around to get some quotes on quality firefighting services you lazy shit

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Text - TUE AT 9:30 PM Do u still have this for sale ? 11:19 AM Hello??? U advertising and u not replying to people interested to buy .. are u a scammer??? How does that even make sense? Wow a reply now Yes, I have a job If you don't want to buy it, why are you messaging me? Good way of saying u don't want to sell it to me I don't want to buy it anymore Keep it 11:49 AM Your loss I thought u had a job stop texting me!!!

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Text - Brandon · Sweater Marketplace •.. Sweater $5 Rate Buyer Mark As Sold Brandon Is there anyway I can pay to see O your boobs or nah Brandon Take that as a no I'm parking behind rn Brandon You can take cash right Brandon To both parts Dude please stop A contact left the group. I'm selling the items on market place and that's all Aa

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Text - Tweet E KIRILL @kirill8meout School shootings happen cause nobody is allowed to hit their kids anymore. Gun control? Let's start with kid control. I was afraid to miss my curfew because my mom would throw a lamp at my head. This is the generation of "my mom is my best friend," fuck that. I feared my mom. 5/21/18, 1:05 PM

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Text - Diego Magallona @diegomags You don't raise a generation on Star Wars, Harry Potter, and Hunger Games then tell them not to resist when their people are being oppressed and killed. 02:10 · 5/28/20 · Twitter for Android 9,441 Retweets 30.5K Likes Diego Magallona @diegomags · 2d Replying to @diegomags ...and Lord of the Rings, and The Last Airbender, and the list goes on and on... 277 ♡ 1,003 bagley @microballsack 2d Replying to @diegomags This is why nerds should be murdered Q3 2730 O 350

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Text - Hi everyone! I'm looking for a natural sperm donor meeting these requirements: Age 16-23 Never used any prescription or illicit drugs Never drank except for communiunm Blonde or light brown hair, not overweight, and comes from a 75%+ American background Agrees to forfeit all parental rights at time of birth No payment will be collected during any natural "breeding" sessions, however regular child support payments in the amount of 20% of your income will be expected within the first month

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Text - Vegan 19 minutes ago · I've been so depressed about not wanting to have a Gemini baby ee My baby was born December 1 (a sag like me!), but I was straight up TERRIFIED he'd come a little early and be a Scorpio. Bullet. Doged. 14m Like Reply 31 was petrified mine would come late and be Scorpio e thank god I have a Libran e Che Rabbit Hole Haha I feel you. My son was born late and ended up being a Gemini. But I've actually grown to appreciate Geminis so much more because of him. They have so

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Text - 48 mins · Just did my first Corporate healing on a person that worked for Pepsi. He was completely unaware that they were putting aborted fetus cells in the drinks. He knows now, I believe he ain't going to be drinking soft drink anymore. O Like Comment Share 11 Aborted fetus cells in Pepsi? Sources? 40 m Like Reply View 1 previous reply... Its actually all the Satanic corps that do it because it keeps the unconscious souls trapped in a lower vibration like when you order a big mac you th

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Text - is with and 32 others. Yesterday at 4:45am • * Hey everyone as you know my parents have given me until the end of this month to find enslavement or a new place to live. I have applied to all six places within walking distance of my house that would be a good fit for me and have heard nothing back. So I decided to go the second route. Everyone is included in this offer but if your tagged here it's because I think your houselappartment is a perfect fit or I think your wealth is well lived a

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Text - IFSOY BEAN ISUSED TO MAKE PLASTIC AND SOY BEAN RAISES ESTROGEN LEVELS WHY IS SOY IN SO MANY FOODS IN SUPERMARKETS? Liked by iam_mai_art and others mindset.holistic Maybe because this is part of the transgender agenda.

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Moon - ... Any of you NASA believers care to comment on this? I doubt anybody will cuz it don't make sense just like the rest of their stuff WHY IS THE MOON SO BRIGHT IN THE SKY BUT NOT WHEN THEY ARE STANDING ON IT?... MOON 'LIGHT" "WHO'S SWITCHED THE LIGHTS OFF?" O Like Comment Send in Messenger Write a comment... GIF 9+

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Text - Doctorate of science degrees are fancy titles people go after so they don't have to enter the real world and get a real, meaningful job. 3h Like Reply 1.

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Text - l Sprint LTE 10:26 PM 1 O 12% O Like Comment A Share evin Herwie Never lose a good woman without a fight.. Get her pregnant if you have too.. 28 1 Comment 2 Shares O Like Comment A Share

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Text - @decentbirthday Are you still selling the 30 inch TV No, sorry. I sold it a few days ago @decentbirthday How about $200 I already sold it. Sorry $250 I literally do not have it Then don't waste my time

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Text - r/teenagers u/ 36 Awards My parents divorced, and I showed them (individually) a meme that said "To show you the power of Flex Tape, I sawed my Parents' Marriage in Half!" They were not impressed. They're actually quite mad at me Imao. I guess you could say.... That's a lotta damage 21.5k 394 1 Share

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Absolute Madlads Who Need To Be Reined In

What happens when you mix first world anarchy with cringey people on the internet? Absolute madlads. And there’s an entire subreddit dedicated to this kind of tongue-in-cheek male rebellion. r/madlads is an incredible archive of of this behavior. From teens who think they’re tough to brazenly dumb YouTube commenters, these posts and memes are delicious displays of cringey (and sometimes wholesome) hilarity. 

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Text - What would you do if she unplugged your router in the middle of your game & smiled like this? speaker_rakesh l'll Use the time to form a strong romantic relationship with her that'll eventually lead to marriage. When we eventually grow old together and we find ourselves in the hospital on life support l'll bring up the time she had unplugged my router, then l'll unplug her life support and smile like that.

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Motor vehicle - 3h AS 5 Awards Two of my friends have never met eachother. Before they spoke I told both of them that the other is a bit deaf. They shouted at eachother for a few minutes before they realized that I'm an asshole. Reply 12.7k That man's villainy knows no bounds.

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Text - O NSFW Nsfw how far have you ever gone in a game of truth or dare? Discussion 2.3k 1.3k 1 Share BEST COMMENTS 9h 1 Award This is probably when I was like 12. I got dared to pee behind a bush. As revenge I dared that person to walk behind the bush barefoot. Reply 1 3.5k

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Text - "My dad likes to leave me messages in his Minecraft server" Hhy is this doubleuide? You don't have a girlfriend.

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Text - Deranged Deranged • 8 months ago D when he said no one can stop him I paused the video 1.9K 目 12 12 replies

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Text - Deein rumn @realDenaldTrump Schools in our country should be opened ASAP. Much very good information now available. @SteveHiltonx @FoxNews 10:41 PM · 5/24/20 Twitter for iPhone 27.5K Retweets 95.4K Likes Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylerc... 11h v Replying to @realuonardtrump @SteveHiltonx and @FoxNews I mean, in his defense, sentences like "much very good information" is probably justification to open schools.

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Transport - CHACHATHER TIMESOFBINDIYA.COM Delhi boy purchases Watermelon from train window, ends up holding it for 16 hours till he reached his destination

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Land vehicle - COS Consequence of Sound Yesterday at 18:35 · Matt Peterson conceived the extreme metal truck after his own bad experience with an ice cream man as a child. HELLGEN CONSEQUENCEOFSOUND.NET Minneapolis ice cream truck plays extreme metal, serves no ice cream

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Text - DO NOT WRITE YOUR ESSAY ON THIS PAGE. Your essay.

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Cartoon - the kid who asks stupid questions Comments 1.3K Rex Jolles • 3 weeks ago 2:10 my school had a sign up list for band and I wrote Patrick Star and the instrument as Mayonnaise and got detention 1.1K 目56

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Text - r/KarmaRoulette u/proud-carpet 13h Make a penis 2963 Votes 434 Ball 2,12k Shaft 404 Ball 2 days 10 hours 47 minutes left 1 850 82 1 Share

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Technology - Recorded live PLAYING GOOGLE SNAKE AND NOT DOING HOMEWORK 129 r/TheGamerLounge + Join 1.2k views ... 26:28 Send message i

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Text - 2h I know I'll get a lot of downvoted for this but I don't even know who Kobe is I don't watch basketball and no one in my country watches basketball or plays it so I don't know who he is I only know one basketballer which is lebron james and I haven't seen a single basketball match in my life so I don't even care who lebron James, Kobe or any other basketballer is 个 17 3h Say basketball one more time. 个 18 3h Basketball 田 1 17 +

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Text - 1 Award Aggressively fart or shit as loudly as you can. I once had to shit in the walmart bathroom. I walked in and this family walked right in behind me. They were talking really loudly. So I went into a stall to float a log and literally the moment my cheeks hit the seat, some prick started knocking. I was like " i just sat down. " and he knocked again. I go " use the other stall. " a moment passes and this fucker knocks again. So I've had enough. I released hell in the form of the loud

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Eighteen Fail-Filled ‘Family Feud’ Moments Worth A Good Old Facepalm

We’re gonna give these people the benefit of the doubt and just assume they were having off-days. Either way, it’s still fun to cringe and laugh at other people’s misfortune sometimes, so scroll down and then click here to see more of that!

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Facial expression - Name something Russia is famous for. Russians.

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Technology - 108 BIRTHDAY 22 BMU TUBE 11 75 Name a day of the year where you really wanna be with friends. 108 BIRTHDAY 22 BMW TUBE 75 December. 217

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Facial expression - During what month of pregnancy does a woman begin to look pregnant? 4 September

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Photo caption - A reason why you might stay indoors on a beautiful day. SGSA Because it's raining ŠGSA

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Forehead - Something you wouldn't want the police to find in the trunk of your car. Gsn Pickles JESSE Gsn

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Hair - Name a yellow fruit. ATOMIC 门S Orange.

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Text - 73 BIN MAN ZEBRA BREAD AM FOOTBALL 17 COTTON UOOLO 11 Something made of wool. 73 4 BIN MAN ZEBRA BREAD AM FOOTBALL 17 COTTON UOOLO 01 11 11 TOTAL 7 Sheep 41100

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News - Name something that follows the word "pork" Upine. KAMILY FEUD

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Facial expression - Name something London is famous for. GSn I'm thinkin' pasta.

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Photo caption - Give us a vegetable you marinate. ATOMIC WEDGIETV.COM 12 Grapes.

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Photo caption - Real or fictional, name a famous Willy. Willy the Pooh.

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Hair - Name something you squeeze. Peanut butter

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News - Something only worn by children. NGA Clothes GAME

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Facial expression - If you have a big enough casket, name something you really can take with you. You're dead you're gonna kill your pet cause you didn't make it? A pet. Oh. My. Goodness.

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Forehead - Name an animal whose eggs you'd probably never eat for breakfast. GAME Hamster

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Photo caption - Name something you feel before you buy it. Excited. GsD

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Facial expression - Name a famous Arthur. GST Shakespeare? ENNY Gsn

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25 ‘Unfun Facts’ For People Who Want To Feel Unsettled

We’ve been seeing a lot of wholesome content lately. It makes sense. When the world feels bleak, most people need a little positivity to remind them that even the pain is temporary. This post is not for these people. Reddit user u/mc_gnome took to r/AskReddit requesting people share some ‘unfun facts’ on the thread. The responses weren’t just ‘unfun,’ they’re actually mind-blowingly morbid and depressing. But some people, like us, enjoy learning of the cruelty of nature. And these posts are for you.

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Text - 1 Award When your skin becomes red from spending too much time under the sunlight, it's basically because your skin cells are committing suicide to avoid becoming cancerous. EDIT: Source https://www.google.com/amp/s/ www.livescience.com/amp/38039-what-causes- sunburns.html the process is called apoptosis, and when cells whose DNA gets messed up by UV radiation doesn't commit suicide, that's when it starts growing out of control and thus becomes skin cancer. I'm no expert, but many medical

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Text - Wespiratory • 10h In 2014 the CDC once found a smallpox sample that they had lost and didn't even know it. It was just laying around in some random storeroom. https://www.npr.org/2014/07/08/329884145/in-a- lab-store-room-an-unsettling-surprise-lost-vials- of-smallpox Reply 16.0k •..

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Text - Fenius_Farsaid • 10h 1 Award Fatal familial insomnia exists. It's a rare, prionic brain disease that progressively destroys your brain's ability to sleep. Eventually you stop sleeping altogether, go insane, have seizures, and die. incurable Reply 14.1k ...

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Text - KatAnansi • 10h 2 Awards Brush tail possums are coprophagic (eat their own shit). They need their food to go through their digestive system twice to get all the nutrients. They're nocturnal, so spend the night eating eucalyptus and other plant leaves and flowers. During the day, they curl up into a little ball with their mouths close to their bums, and eat the soft poo as it comes out in. Then while they're out at night, they poo out hard, long pellets of poo, having absorbed all the nutr

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Text - Chocolate_Jesus_ • 10h Around 1.5 million people die from TB annually, which is a disease consistently treatable by antibiotics in almost all cases. Reply 4.3k heichwozhwbxorb • 6h In most places where TB is endemic, HIV is also endemic, and you see a lot of comorbidity with those two. Even if people can afford and access antibiotics, their immune systems are often too compromised to fight it off. 438 ...

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Text - ItsFiin3 • 11h Only one in every 1,000 sea turtles born ever make it to adulthood Reply 20.9k ... p-oonis- • 10h To add to this, saving baby turtles at the beach does less (almost nothing) for conservation compared to protecting adult turtles in the осean. 7.2k ...

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Text - EschatonDreadwyrm • 10h 2 Awards Suicide bombers are a lot easier to identify post- mortem than you'd expect. This is because the blast from the suicide belt hits the base of the head in such a way that the head pops off like a cork. Investigators therefore have a relatively intact head to ID. Reply 30.1k ...

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Text - TheDeputyDude • 9h 1 Award Depends on what you find as "fun" but King Henry VIII exploded in his coffin while the grave was being dug, the mess was cleared up by stray dogs. Reply 11.3k ...

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Text - nawjas69 • 11h a human tooth has 36 calories Reply 9.9k ...

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Text - ashisnotloading • 10h dead people can get goosebumps Reply 3.8k ...

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Text - guitar_chica13• 11h Male cats have spines on their penises that rake the walls of a females vagina to trigger ovulation and to hold the female in place while mating. Reply 6.6k KeeksiLooLoo • 10h I know for a fact the female cats were not consulted about this. 2 6k ...

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Text - Silverfox17421• 10h The youngest female to ever give birth was a Peruvian girl, Lina Medina, who gave birth to a child in 1939 at age 5. She had precocious puberty. The man who molested her was never found, and she was silent about how she got pregnant. She considered her son to be her little brother, and he was also told that this was the case. The case is well documented in medical journals, including photos of her pregnant body. It is also in the Guinness book. In the ensuing years, sh

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Text - 2 Awards The female tarantula hawk wasp stings a tarantula between the legs, paralyzes it, then drags the prey to a specially prepared burrow, where a single egg is laid on the spider's abdomen, and the entrance is covered. Sex of the larvae is determined by fertilization; fertilized eggs produce females, while unfertilized eggs produce males. When the wasp larva hatches, it creates a small hole in the spider's abdomen, then enters and feeds voraciously, avoiding vital organs for as long

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Text - gkibbe • 11h 4 Awards People who handle cockroaches develop allergies to them. This usually prevents them from drinking pre-ground coffee because of the cockroaches that get grounded in with the large batches. Reply 21.7k ...

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Text - adragonthatsgay • 9h 2 Awards Touching an AM radio broadcast tower will kill you, and not only will it kill you, but it will hurt the entire time you're dying. Number one, the voltage is so high that your hands would instantly clamp to whatever charged part of the tower you touched, then because it's oscillating at a frequency your cells can't feel you wouldn't be able to feel yourself being electrocuted until it starts to heat your body from the current, and you'd also be able to hear yo

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Text - Smoother1997 • 12h Sea otters kill and rape baby seals, not always in that order. Reply 12.6k •..

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Text - sbdtech • 9h 3 Awards Whales don't die of old age. Eventually they just don't have the strength to resurface and slowly drown. Reply 18.6k ...

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Text - robocommander • 11h When a male bee (drone) ejaculates, its testicles explode and the drone dies. It is literally a one shot wonder. Reply 13.9k ...

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Text - Behkeybeerkey • 11h There are only 2 states in the US that have outlawed child marriage. One of them only just put it into law a few weeks ago. 23 states don't even have an age limit on marriage. Reply 7.2k ben0216 • 9h It's three states: New Jersey, Delaware, and Pennsylvania, with Pennsylvania being the one to outlaw it a few weeks ago. We still have a long way to go, though.

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Text - PM_Me_Nudes_2_Review • 13h 1 Award That brain eating amoebas exist at all, and is also pretty commonly found in freshwater ponds and lakes. Apparently only 4 people have survived getting it in the last 50 years. Reply 29.3k ...

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Text - cocaineandcaviar • 9h The first first responder to die in 911 was killed by someone jumping out of the building and landing on them Reply 1.8k ...

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Text - Olli3popp • 11h Scuba Divers can experience a sudden change in pressure when swimming near pipes and will get sucked inside, doesn't matter the size of the hole. It's called Delta P, worst part? Someone else usually has to go inside the pipe to remove the body. Reply 19.7k

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Text - yo_gabba_gavin 12h 3 Awards There are at least 8 nuclear weapons known to be missing. edit: just woke up to this! Thank you for the awards! And thank you for wishing me a happy cake day! Reply 47.5k

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Text - nopekill • 11h 2 Awards Every unborn baby grows a moustache in the womb, which then spreads to cover the entire body. The baby then eats the entire hair called lanugo, and excretes it after birth with their first bowel movement, which is a substance called meconium Reply 9.1k

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Text - Omny87 • 12h 1 Award When preparing a body for an open casket, the mortician will sew the person's jaw shut (to keep their mouth from flopping open) and place special contact lenses on the eyes lined with hooks, both to keep the eyelid from snapping open due to shrinking tissues, and to give the eye a bit more natural bulge, as the eye tends to sink into the socket after death. Reply 33.8k ...

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X Factor Contestant Throws Epic Tantrum

She doesn’t seem too open minded toward the whole idea of rejection. Man, oh, man. 

She doesn’t seem too open minded toward the whole idea of rejection. Man, oh, man. 

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Woman Attempts To Sell Stolen Astroturf, Dramatic Comment Hilarity Ensues

Facebook is a wonderfully entertaining cesspool of freaks. From pyramid scheme promoting momsto anti-vaxxers, the whole site is a veritable goldmine of cringe.And we’ve just stumbled upon some Grade A material. After her ex-boyfriend’s mother talked smack about her dead grandmother, one enterprising woman took it upon herself to steal some astro turf from the maternal shit-talker. And then tried to sell it. While some of her Facebook friends were supportive of the criminal act, the mom herself makes an appearance in the comments and things go downhill (or uphill, depending on how you look at it) from there. 

Warning: if you’re sensitive about foul language, do not proceed. These people boast very colorful vocabulary.

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Grass - Holly •.. Sunday at 11:42 · Does anyone need artificial grass? I stole it out my ex boyfriends mums house last night after she chatted shit about my dead nan, selling for £1 but will take any other offer going from 5p HMU Haha You and 4.2k others 10,297 shares Macey Should have took her wheelchair too 920 2 d Like

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Text - Demi Solved it amicably then 2 d Like Ib 117 O Macey Demi fuck that mate she was giving it on the phone to holly last night "wheres ya nan at" haha wheres your fucking grass at Carol you dead leg cunt b 2.3k 2 d Haha Holly Demi no they keep chatting shit l'm going back for the solar panels tonight 3.2k 2 d Haha

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Text - Lisa I suggest you give my sister her grass back before l'm banging on your fucking door. i1.3k 1 d Like Lisa Very classy of you Macey considering you was the biggest regret of my sons life. 1 d Like b 266 Macey Lisa I'm not the regret the fact that he never successfully got to eat my ass is SDO 2.9k 1 d Like Macey So fucking button it 795 1 d Like Lisa If I was your mother I would be so disappointed in you and what you have become. 156 1 d Like Macey Well that's good Lisa cause you ain't

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Text - Lisa dunno how u think you can talk to folk like that we all ken ur son used to cut aboot looking like a orange traffic light on MDMA until he dyed his wee hair shut up 785 1 d Like Lisa My sons never been on MDMA. 431 1 d Like ОМасеу That's a fucking lie his buzz light year jaw used to swing more than fucking Tarzan to chinfinity and fucking Mars with the way that cunt was going 1 d Like .3k לו Holly Lisa been on mdma yet he was ringing my your sons never exs mate in London for it 248 1

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Text - A Macey How are you of all people even gonna chat shit about us? Id rather be a "trouble making gypsy" than sit down and have one of your roast dinners again love cause you deserve a life sentence just for that barely even a roast potato on it yet us gypsies are "the ones with a bad name" go put a potato on your roast you tight fucking cunt b 3.1k 1 d Haha DO 54 1d Like Lisa And did you have to eat the roast Macey? Nope. 115 1 d Like A Macey And did I eat the roast Lisa ? Nope I threw it

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Text - Lisa and you really do think Macey your something don't you? 35 1 d Like Macey I fully blame your sister for global warming shut your fucking dish Lisa 513 1 d Like Macey Oh here we fucking go again Lisa it ain't my problem your captain thunderglasses husband got ripped off once and if were ripping everyone off then what are you doing with them roast dinners ? how could you even call it a roast dinner fuck all was roasted 702 1 d Like Lisa Keep fucking mouthing off Macey and I'll stick yo

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Text - A thought a wis having a shite time with this name imagine waking up to find oot you've got nae fucking grass 2 d Haha I 1.2k Jobbie Harry Heokey 2 d Like Holly Update: his mums now texting me saying if I don't give her back the artificial grass she is taking legal action, not my first court case Carol fucking take me u cunt 4.5k 2 d Haha Macey Holly tell her to race you for it mate 2 d Like 251

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Text - Cheyenne You best be posting a pic of them solar panels tonight I need a follow up to this 496 1d Haha 1 d Like OS 10 Holly Lisa and Macey are still arguing and Lisa has now in fact just been called a bald cunt 1 d Haha .412 לו

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Green - Brandon Would this still technically be called a turf war? 1.3k 1 d Haha

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36 Impressively Lazy ‘Not My Job’ Moments

We’ve got to hand it to these lazy individuals. In the most creative way possible, these craftsmen and construction workers absolutely refused to do someone else’s job. So they found workarounds that, while extremely amusing, may not have made their clients happy. But we’re more than happy to show some appreciation for their efforts.

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Cursed & Cringey Pics For Brave Eyes

There’s something exhilarating about watching people crash on burn in movies and television. The same goes for insane posts on the internet. From cringey anime memes to unhinged people on Facebook, the internet is a freaking goldmine of uncomfortable and disturbing content. You just need to know where to look. And because we’re benevolent people, we’ve done that looking for you.

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Tattoo - 31 You (like Heaven, don't you Mommy? @ March 10 1973- March14 2019 LOCATION: SPARTANBURG SC

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Cartoon - ANIME S MY ONLY FROM THIS ESCAREN BULLSHITN PEEJAY-KUN CALLED REALITY

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Community - #TJHTEAM You're White, Im Black.. Let's Make A Panda 590K views 14K 418 Share Download Save

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Cartoon - You'll never understand my pain hehe.. sorry.sorry, Basic 14 white girls who listened to Billie Elish once Me who just lost my dog in Minecraft

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Face - ... 10 May at 04:14 May 9th Self Care Saturday (Mommalorian was feeling a little better, hers head still has boo-boo, i heawls hers) 6ATM

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Face - #Dontcallme karen

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Hair - Yes Elsa? Jack? Promise me you won't love ancther gin Youre the only giri I Of Course excect me. lovenow. She'll call but in ten years, Til love another cil. you 'Mommy

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Head - CHeyallyou cool cats and kittens

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Text - "TO LIKE TO GET IN YOUR PANTS "WHY?" "BECAUSE I S ITIN MINE"

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Yoda - I maked breffest for my Mammalorian and Daddalorian dis morning, but I forgetted to put da bacon out.0opsies!

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Text - Oh by the way, there was a study done, when women find out your a bodyguard 8 out of 10 will (no joke!) literaly get turned on instantly and get wet, and 10 out of 10 think its "hot" or "sexy" lol. GIF Type a message, @name...

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Canidae - ANEVER LET THEM SEE THAT THEY DAY TAHK CABEAR GET TO YOU PAWS

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Cartoon - Hey dad! You wanna play some thumb wars? No. By Twistedz Saiyan 3/24/ia Oh come on! 1-2-3-4- I -5-6-7-8 Declare a thumb That's the hand war! I use to Masturbate,

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Lana Del Rey Gets Dragged For Her Cringey Instagram Rant

Lana Del Rey is no stranger to media controversy, and this time she’s gotten herself into hot water for ranting on Instagram about her disdain for the subject matter in the music of top female artists, including Beyonce, Doja Cat, Ariana Grande, and Cardi B. She continued, stating that there’s no place in the music industry for women like her who are being their “authentic, delicate selves” and don’t look “strong or necessarily smart” in their lyrical content. People started coming for Ms. Del Rey on social media, saying that her comments were entitled and racist for pointing mainly toward women of color. Just scroll down and read the debate and reactions for yourself, because honestly this sh*t is exhausting, y’all.

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Photography - roberto o @heliosbaby "everybody mad at lana didn't read the whole thing" 4:42 AM May 21, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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Forehead - E. @Nwanu Lana's publicist this morning 7:14 AM - May 21, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone

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Text - lanadelrey O Bro. This is sad to make it about a WOC issue when I'm talking about my favorite singers. I could've literally said anyone but I picked my favorite fucking people. And this is the problem with society today, not everything is about whatever you want it to be. It's exactly the point of my post- there are certain women that culture doesn't want to have a voice it may not have to do with race I don't know what it has to do with. I don't care anymore but don't ever ever ever ever

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Text - lanadelrey O And my last and final note on everything - when I said people who look like me - I meant the people who don't look strong or necessarily smart, or like they're in control etc. it's about advocating for a more delicate personality, not for white woman – thanks for the Karen comments tho. V helpful

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Cartoon - nyi @NEEDYINLOVE "come outside, lana. ain't nobody finna jump you!" 4:31 AM - May 21, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Natalie Walker @nwalks Question for the culture: Its actually more of a comment– 12:54 PM May 21, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Aye throw that Boyz II Men on @DragonflyJonez And seriously what the hell is Lana Del Rey even crying about? Every time she drops,she does numbers and critics go crazy. Gotdamn you cant let Doja Cat have her moment? That young lady stuck french fries up her nostrils to get us to pay attention. She earned this.

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Shoulder - SOSHAHI distancing HUBÆN @J_Hussain05 Lana adding Ariana into her essay so she doesnt come across as racially insensitive Tlat 7:12 AM - May 21, 2020 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Zoey @zoeyy227 Only person to defeat Lana is Azealia Banks, someone wake her up! 9:23 AM - May 21, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Former Broadway Playwright Jeremy O. Harris @jeremyoharris lana del rey takes ONE university of phoneix poetry seminar and becomes Kate from my MFA playwriting workshop whose favorite writers are Jonathan Safran Foer, Sam Shepard and Lucas Hnath.and who openly wishes we would program as many plays about GENDER as we do abt rAcE! 12:14 PM · May 21, 2020 · Twitter Web App

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Twenty-Eight Instances Of Unbridled Ignorance: COVID-19 Edition

The people disobeying lockdown orders right now are like the kids in your fourth grade class who wouldn’t follow the rules so the teacher kept punishing the entire class. So just remember, the more y’all keep breaking the rules the longer we all have to be in lockdown! 

Now scroll down if you want to see some incredibly cringe-inducing posts, but honestly, we would understand if you don’t.

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Text - Some dude asked me why I didn't have a mask on in the grocery store. I told him I don't believe in conspiracy theories.

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Text - Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren To the pro-eternal shutdown cheerleaders, when your favorite government pals start canceling pride parades, we better not hear a peep out of you!!! 1:16 PM · May 7, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 1.3K Retweets 10.3K Likes Thor Benson @thor_benson · May 7 Replying to @TomiLahren They were canceled last month, genius. 25 27 130 7.1K Obi Dox Kenobi @obibluraven · May 8 She didnt know because there wasnt massive protests, which also kills her arguement. 27 3 229 1 more repl

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Protest - TYRANNY SPREABING FASTER THAN CHINA VIRUS IS THE REOPEN * NOW

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Text - May 12 at 8:41 AM • O I will not be vaccinated (chipped) for the coronavirus. Who else is willing to share this?

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Mode of transport - Los ANGELES POLICE DEPARTMENT MAY 1 Man refusing to wear mask breaks arm of CAN Target employee Two men were arrested for felony battery after starting a fight with employees at a Los Angeles Target store over wearing masks inside the store. Source: CNN

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Hysterical Karen Has Mask Meltdown On Facebook Live

We’ve officially reached the Golden Age of Karens. And with lockdowns and restrictions “impinging” on their entitled idea of “rights,” there seems to be a greater number of these histrionic white women coming out of the woodwork. Twitter user @shrimpbinch managed to find a prime example of this kind of woman having a complete meltdown on Facebook Live. It seems this Karen simply cannot handle having to wear a mask. She dramatically lists the “symptoms” she experienced while wearing the protective face wear. The symptoms all sound like someone who is experiencing anxiety. But in her mind, it’s clear that she believes the masks are harming her health and violating her rights as an American. The fun doesn’t stop there. @shrimpbinch did some digging and discovered that this “victim” is deep in the insidious MLM scene and has been shilling essential oils that many anti-vaxxers think will cure any illness. The whole thing is mind-boggling, and you can watch the video and hate-read her essential oil promotions below. 

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Text - shrimp binch @shrimpbinch just looked at her page and she's trying to sell mlm style essential oils I am not making this up 3:17 PM · 5/20/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - shrimp binch @shrimpbinch jesus fucking christ oils specifically for kids' bellies, but it works great on us adults too!! Hey friends!! Listen up mamas. If you have ever EVER been interested in getting these oils into your family's hands... been looking for some SIMPLE ways to bring nontoxic goodness & simple solutions into your home... This. Is. It. Are you seeing this right here??!! Feather the Owl diffuser - cutest diffuser in the world! It is a combo sound machine, nightlight, diffuse

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Text - Hey friends!! Listen up mamas. If you have ever EVER been interested in getting these oils into your family's hands... been looking for some SIMPLE ways to bring nontoxic goodness & simple solutions into your home... This. Is. It. Are you seeing this right here??!! If you're not actively ordering from Young Living... we need to TALK. (Like toda... because this is crazy time-sensitive). I would love to help you get this set into your home! These five oils are crucial for your family's well

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Text - shrimp binch @shrimpbinch how is this a real person who exists Thank you to all who have commented!! I'm not sure if I can respond to each of you, but WOW! You've blessed me so much with your support. I've been feeling so lonely and looking back at the video I think what I was feeling grief. It's like something has died. Yes. I know that PEOPLE have died. And for that I'm very sad. Other things have died too....and some of those things need to be resurrected!! We can care about human life

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Text - Mary Johanna @MaryJohanna6 Replying to @shrimpbinch That is way out there, too bad there is no oil for quarantine anxiety. 8:08 PM · 5/20/20 · Twitter Web App

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Trashy Moments That Belong In A Landfill

It’s said that times like these bring out the best in people. And that might be true for a percentage of the population. But we’re willing to bet that the sad souls below won’t be contributing anything but cringe to society during this difficult time. Some of them (ahem, daft mask protesters) could even kill  their fellow humans. We’ll never not be disturbed by this kind of trashiness, but these insane people remind us to live compassionately and with intelligence.

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Entitled Lady Wants Lamb For Free

Wow, apparently the other free food being offered was not enough. Nope, this entitled lady needed to have that lamb for free. Just reading through this exchange, one can pick up a feeling of hopelessness when it comes to reasoning with these kinds of people. 

It’s as if they’ve unconsciously devoted their time toward looking for a problem, wherever they can create one in the world. And when they’re met with acts of genuine helpfulness, they skim right over it, to make noise where no noise need be made. Oh well. 

Wow, apparently the other free food being offered was not enough. Nope, this entitled lady needed to have that lamb for free. Just reading through this exchange, one can pick up a feeling of hopelessness when it comes to reasoning with these kinds of people. 

It’s as if they’ve unconsciously devoted their time toward looking for a problem, wherever they can create one in the world. And when they’re met with acts of genuine helpfulness, they skim right over it, to make noise where no noise need be made. Oh well. 

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Text - 08:42 l 90% Vo) LTE2 1 uman.c... 08:00 to me Sent from ProtonMail mobile Hello s l've just got to know that you're the general secretary of Newwave STS NGO. I've put up a request last week about changing the free food menu. No ine likes to eat fish everyday. Also please buy a new blueberry extract sanatizer. The lon sanitizer is just pathetic. My husband doesn't like the smell. ...

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Text - A teth Really sorry for the problem you're facing. Please understand that these are tough times and fish provides almost all sorts of necessary nutrients. If you don't like fish there's a vegetarian option of potato and ladyfinger. Sorry we won't be able to change the menu if our free food menu. Show quoted text

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Text - 08:04 to me There has to be a limit of lying. Just yesterday I saw that a volunteer of your NGO was delivering packed chickens and vegetables to plot no. 19. It's just beside my apartment. Sent from ProtonMail mobile II

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Text - 3 all 2 l 90% | Vo)) 08:42 2 06 A Sorry. They were just delivering goods the old man living in plot 19 ordered. They paid for it. We're just volunteering so that the old and vulnerable don't have to come out and buy stuff. Show quoted text ...

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Text - 08:08 T to me v Oh! Then why can't you deliver something other than fish to me? Sent from ProtonMail mobile Original Message - Show quoted text

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Text - A Ma'am. The pack of fish and rice comes from the NG0 fund. We've limited means. We can't change our menu for one single person. But we're happy to help if you want to get something delivered. Just tell us what do you need and our volunteers will buy it for you. You can pay via Gpay. We'll also santize the product cover. II

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Text - all 2 ll 90% O Vo) 08:43 3 T Why do I need to pay if you're a NGO? My son and husband has been craving for some nice lamb. If you don't deliver lamb by tomorrow morning l'll have to register a complaint against your NGO. You can't charge money and then call it a NGO. Spend some more from the NGO fund. Sent from ProtonMail mobile ... ...

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Text - Jo.17 A Ma'am delivering goods for free is just a special service we're providing during the lockdown. We'll be happy to deliver the lamb for you but you'll have to pay for that. But the free food menu will not change. It will remain the same. Fish, rice, salad and curd. We're really sorry but we can't do better than this with the limited funds we've. Show quoted text

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Text - 08:18 T to Your NGO will be closed by tomorrow and get ready so spend the rest of your life in judicial custody. Sent from ProtonMail mobile II

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Chad The Alpha Asks Man To Break Up With Girlfriend

Oh man, “Chad the Alpha” is on one. This conversation just stinks of delusions. Alpha bro reaches out to another dude and literally asks him to break up with his girlfriend, because he suspects that she’ll be happier with him. Yeah, okay, Chad. 

Oh man, “Chad the Alpha” is on one. This conversation just stinks of delusions. Alpha bro reaches out to another dude and literally asks him to break up with his girlfriend, because he suspects that she’ll be happier with him. Yeah, okay, Chad. 

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Text - I've been talking with her a lot and we've grown pretty close. I know you're her boyfriend and all but I was gonna politely ask if you could break up with her? I just really feel a connection to her and she would be happy with me That's funny because she told me you were creepy and constantly text her even when she doesn't reply. You need to stop talking to my girlfriend and get tf out of my dms

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Text - LOL You know she's just using that as an excuse because she'd rather tell you that then the truth, which is that she met a nice, charming alpha male You betas are all the same.

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Text - Wtf did you make her block me Tbh I should thank you I didn't even want that ugly whore anyway have fun with her though beta Double tap to like You're insane

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This roundup of Tumblr posts is guaranteed to get you laughing, because Tumblr always has a way of putting a little smile on your face with its wit. Don’t believe us? Just scroll down to see.

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Cringey Tattoos That Have No Place Being Permanent

Getting a tattoo is – or should be – a serious decision. Getting inked up is a hell of a lot easier than getting a hasty tattoo removed. That’s why you should never get the name of that person you’re absolutely in love with after just a few months of dating. It’s also why you need to choose an artist you trust, and try not to request a tattoo when you’re under the influence of alcohol or under the influence ofstupidity. These awful tattoo fails will probably scare any lackadaisical ink addicts straight.

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Regrettable Tattoos That Must Be Hard to Have

Do what you want with body art, but we can’t say that these were all intentional. With the wrong artist, wrong idea, or wrong spelling, a regrettable tattoo can become as memorable as it is permanent. If you have a great idea, might as well run it by someone first and make sure the spelling is at least right.

Do what you want with body art, but we can’t say that these were all intentional. With the wrong artist, wrong idea, or wrong spelling, a regrettable tattoo can become as memorable as it is permanent. If you have a great idea, might as well run it by someone first and make sure the spelling is at least right.

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Face - SLONET

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Font - Iwill rerber kgen i fyl

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Finger - FE ARLE SA

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Tattoo - has dads ainge

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Tattoo - black Once you go bach you never go AFRICA

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Font - Sis get better

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Tattoo - Forever wich. us, MJ HE TOUCHED Se MANY..."

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Tattoo - Never don't give wp

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Tattoo - L. You're Lif

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Font - REGRET NOHING

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Skin - A Love Thicker Then Blood

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Font - NO REGERIS

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Font - My mom is my angle argle

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Tattoo - Diarrhea

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Painful & Cursed Photos For The Masochists Of The Internet

We don’t know about you, but this monotony has a way of making us feel pretty damn numb. One way to combat this feeling oflistlessness is by looking at terrible, pain-inducing cursed images.They might disgust you or leave you with sympathy pains, but at least you’ll feel something. Right?  

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Childbirth - i WORLDNEWSDAILYREPORT.COM Florida teen stung over 600 times after inserting his penis inside of beehive

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Food - Without objective morality, everything is permissible. nutella

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Food - Appétit BAGEL by AFA Yesterday at 2:38 pm • O O Like Page Happiness is Chocolate bagel with creamy peanut butter. Who could resist that? .. See more

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Toy - i VICE.COM This 'Bug's Life' Fleshlight Could Be Yours for Just $2,000 An Austin-based artist made a Fleshlight that looks like th...

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Text - Natural Sciences NMS @NatSciNMS Replying to @YorkshireMuseum Our #CreepiestObject has to be this 'mermaid'.. * #CURATORBATTLE #Troubling Taxidermy THE MERMAID ALMTERTING National Museums Scotland and Sankurie 1:00 PM · Apr 17, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 523 Retweets 4K Likes

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Text - WOMAN CLAIMS THE BEE MOVIE IN 3D MADE HER PREGNANT A report that a white woman explained away her black child by claiming she became pregnant from viewing The Bee Movie in 3D. SNOPES STAFF PUBLISHED 13 MAY 2020 BEE MOVIE

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21 Cringey Times Reply Guys Risked It All

If you’ve ever spent time on social media, you’re probably aware of the existence of “Reply Guys.” The term refers to men who go out of their way to reply (unsolicited) to women’s tweets or slide into dms with comments that are generally very inappropriate and very horny. While we’re sure these messages are generally disturbing and annoying to recipients, we have to admit that the cringey ballsiness of the senders is incredibly entertaining. Twitter account @guyinthereply has set out to document these creepy messages, and their archive is filled with pure gold. We’ve put together some of the more tame examples but you can visit their twitter for the stuff that is decidedly NSFW. 

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cringe - Text - samflower @milkygoddess 15h so i'm sitting there, tears on my titties t 4.8K 13 15K Glen Follow Replying to @milkygoddess @nudeulls Hi Would you like to be my sugar baby,where you would be getting a weekly allowance of $200 twice in a week DM me only from USA and Canada only 6:48 PM 23 Jun 2019 1 Like

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cringe - Text - ignatius Follow I cannot even put it into works how much i am in love with you. I would give up my family and other loved ones just to have a conversation with you. I would let you marry then divorce me and take everything, ruining my life. I would beg for you to take me back in as im dying. Kat @Kyaandere I will try hard to make you love me 8:34 PM 22 Jun 2019

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cringe - Text - Sexy Fat Man@ Replying to @Virescence Hello, I really like your voice...I understand if you do not want to follow me ... I know that today, you have a fat man by your side .. 3h 2 1 Lo ti Sexy Fat Man@ and that as we say in Mexico, "you only have eyes for him" (that means you can not be attracted to another man, but for him ...)

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cringe - Screenshot - The Boston Batman @coherentstates 20h 0:02 6,349 views t 21 29 432 Dozza Follow Replying to @coherentstates This is legitimately a good look for you, no joke, it really suits you. 7:40 PM - 21 Jun 2019

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cringe - Text - Iris 30 old years 20/05/2019, 9:23 pm 45 years age 20/05/2019, 9:52 pm You are single yes or no? 21/05/2019, 12:29 am You are single yes 21/05/2019, 7:44 am Yes iris single 21/05/2019, 3:03 pm Yes iris that is good, will you sent me the penis pictures 21/05/2019, 3:22 pm Why would you tell us FBI yes or no? 21/05/2019, 3:24 pm I would never do that iris! 21/05/2019, 3:28 pm

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cringe - Text - Disco Brat (Heartthrob Failure) @XTorinXBot Jun 20 i need a fag so bad rn Jillien @ Jun 20 You can have me : 1 Disco Brat (Heartthrob Failure) @XTorinXBot Jun 20 cigarette Jillien Follow Replying to @XTorinXBot Yeah i knew don't worry, are still having chills ? 3:29 AM 20 Jun 2019 1

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cringe - Text - Disco Brat (Heartthrob Failure) @XTorinXBot Jun 20 nah just withdrawls i guess Jillien @ Jun 20 Yeah, hang in there sweety 1 Disco Brat (Heartthrob Failure) @XTorinXBot Jun 20 doing. what i can Jillien @ Jun 20 Maybe you could do me Disco Brat (Heartthrob Failure) @XTorinXBot Jun 20 im good thank you Jillien Follow Replying to @XTorinXBot Yeah sry strength to you 3:33 AM - 20 Jun 2019

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cringe - Text - chloe westley @LoveWestley 20h (and a few protestors) @TPointUK Nights out with the girls ti 10 27 202 Ken Follow Replying to @LoveWestley @TPointUK If I was forty years younger, the only thing that would stop me would be a hand on my chest and a firm but friendly 'No, Ken.' 2:12 PM - 20 Jun 2019

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cringe - Text - lina abascal @linalovesit 3 Oct 2018 I wanna get so high I hear these plants growing t 7 66 Marcin Lulek Follow Replying to @linalovesit Now imagine someone farts when you are in this state;) 7:55 AM - 3 Oct 2018 1 Like 1

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cringe - Text - Dio Can I destroy you 5/23/19, 10:48 PM You can no longer send Direct Message Learn more

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cringe - Face - 3HxeAyaHHa @3nheduanna Jun 14 Lisa from Castlevania t 1 34 matt Follow Replying to @3nheduanna I'm going to come to your home and live in your toilet 11:11 PM - 14 Jun 2019

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cringe - Text - Kayla Elizabeth @VixenRogue Jun 15 Looks like my Saturday night plans just took a turn. In all seriousness though WHYYYY Today 6:40 PM But stuff? 4 26 TimPatriot @ Jun 16 Generally guys will say this to girls they don't think are all that on the off chance they can get in cheap if you're desperate. If he thinks you're someone with true potential he's not coming at you raw like that. You asked Kayla Elizabeth

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cringe - Text - rachel @_rparsons Jun 17 Maybe the divorce rate would go down if men's standards for "wife material" were more than 1-Good looking 2-Ability to cook hamburger helper t 7 110 Caleb Park Follow Replying to @_rparsons Dam..you ladies need to find you a man that'll treat you like queens and not like middle school girlfriends. On behalf of "men" I'm sorry they can't open their damn eye's. 2:58 PM 17 Jun 2019 -

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cringe - Text - So are you actually a lesbian or do you swing both ways a bit? 21h It's possible that you just haven't been with the right guy 21h Please respond? 6h

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cringe - Text - LeeLee @LILIBITCH 1m I'm horny 1m Menace @ Prove it Menace Replying to @ and @LILIBITCH Prove it now 12:11 AM 6/16/19 Twitter for iPhone 1 Like

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cringe - Face - Talia Lavin@chick_in_kiev - 2h shag day 2: i still adore it 12 202 Gangsta Those lips, though.-) humdinger Follow Replying to@ @chick in_kiev Which lips... 2:14 PM - 15 Jun 2019

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cringe - Text - RipleyShaine @ThatOne Re... .1h I would love a Fallout: New Orleans 4 32 Aidan Replying to @ThatOneRed Guard and @BethesdaStudios i would love to be your toilet paper 5/29/18, 09:45

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cringe - Text - Anna Khachiyan @annakhachiyan Jun 12 It takes a special man to know that it's not the size of the tit that counts, it's the proportion of the cup to the band ti 26 13 461 m.crumps @ Jun 12 everyone knows this Anna Khachiyan @annakhachiyan Jun 12 Um you'd seriously be surprised

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cringe - Text - @KamalaHarris Feb 2 Kamala Harris Absolutely haunting. Incarcerated individuals at a federal detention center in Brooklyn are pounding on their windows trying to get people's attention while they're suffering in the cold. We need answers. t 13K 3.1K 36K Nat Asmai Follow Replying to @KamalaHarris I almost hate to bring this up - Kamala - I truly believe in and entirely endorse you and, oddly enough, kinda have a crush on you

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cringe - Footwear - Meghan Daum I could just keep them. What do you think? Or keep one! That would be just @meghan_daum 5h $1000. ENEOSa t 2 15 14 Stephen Marche Follow Replying to @meghan_daum We'll have to see it on your foot to decide that. 4:58 PM - 11 Jun 2019 ta 5

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19 Cringeworthy Moments Of Pure Facepalm

Laughing at the stupidity of others may not be the kindest pastime, but it sure is entertaining. Especially since the Covid-19 pandemic seems to have made a lot of dumb, selfish and misinformed people really angry. While we’re relishing the uptick indumb social media posts, we pray that the idiocy doesn’t lead to more pain and suffering. And if these nuggets of stupidity don’t give you enough schadenfreud-y satisfaction, you can always head tor/facepalm.What you see might scare you, but you definitely won’t be bored. 

Laughing at the stupidity of others may not be the kindest pastime, but it sure is entertaining. Especially since the Covid-19 pandemic seems to have made a lot of dumb, selfish and misinformed people really angry. While we’re relishing the uptick indumb social media posts, we pray that the idiocy doesn’t lead to more pain and suffering. And if these nuggets of stupidity don’t give you enough schadenfreud-y satisfaction, you can always head tor/facepalm.What you see might scare you, but you definitely won’t be bored. 

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Text - Tweet Andy McCarthy @AndrewCMcCarthy I actually wore a bandana covering my face, nose down, to go to the bank today. Whole time l'm thinking, 'I've convicted people on less evidence than this ..." 2:58 PM - May 6, 2020 · Twitter Web App 13K Retweets 67K Likes Pé @4everNeverTrump May 7 Replying to @AndrewCMcCarthy You just made a terrifying point about our criminal justice system which you didn't intend to make. 30 17 1.5K 20.8K

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Text - Robert Reich @RBReich So let me get this straight: Elon Musk is willing to subject his factory workers to COVID, but won't subject himself to criticism on Twitter? Elon Musk @elonmusk @elonmusk blocked you You are blocked from following @elonmusk and viewing @elonmusk's Tweets. 3:25 AM May 11, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 3.2K Retweets 18.7K Likes @elonmusk · 1h Elon Musk Replying to @RBReich No, I just think you're a boring idiot 1.2K 27 1K 9.5K

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Text - PZ Coronavirus Update: FEED @pzf BREAKING NEWS: At least 75 protestors tested positive for COVID-19 after attending a large rally against the stay-at-home order in Wisconsin.

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Text - Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren To the pro-eternal shutdown cheerleaders, when your favorite government pals start canceling pride parades, we better not hear a peep out of you!!! The Iron Snowflake Mary 'Reassuring Lesbian' O'Hara @MaryEmilyOHara wer Agenda Pride was canceled in April dummy

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Text - She's really cool I'm half vampire because l'm not joking if l'm out in the sun for like 2 or 3 minutes I begin to start sweating because light is the vampires weakness but if l'm walking out at night I don't sweat so bad

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Text - Yeah, I'm sorry to hear that too. But, pneumonia is treatable, as of now it's hard to treat COVID-19. I mean, there is a pill you can take, but the vaccination companies are stopping it from going public because then they can't profit off of it

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Cartoon - THE HILL The Hill O @thehill Texas sees thousands of new coronavirus cases days after state's stay-at-home order lifted hill.cm/ ADGA7T4 JM ABBOTT OVERNON

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Lawn - my brother's neighbor got a birthday sign in their yard and i'm DEAD ORGY 12:39 p.m. · 10 May 20 · Twitter for iPhone

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People - MY BODY MYCHOICE TRUMP202

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Vehicle registration plate - SPAING T am acollege eduçated wite Siburian WOMAN and I TROMP GEORGIA: BAMAFNP FLOYD

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Text - The elevator doors opened up and a guy walked in the elevator. It was just me and him in there and he said "I love you." And I'm not rude so I said "I love you too". He gave me a weird look and pointed at his Bluetooth.

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Text - Kevin Spacey Thinks His Career Situation Is Similar To The Millions Out Of Work Due To The Pandemic dlvr.it/ RWBDPC 11:11 AM · 5/7/20 · dlvr.it 7 Retweets 1 Like

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Text - chrissy teigen @chrissyteigen puddy pooped on the rug again. wet. i am gonna leave it, go to bed, and when the maid comes up in the AM i will pretend to start to clean it christine teigen @chrissyteigen Phew Parasite was so fucking good! 11:29 AM 1/4/20 Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Karen May 5, 2020 3 ... Lol today some asian lady actually had the audacity to put on her face mask and go towards the other side walk to avoid ME (A WHITE WOMAN) who definitely does not have corona virus... nice job lady... you started this.

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Text - Purp @_herbeautyxo I don't want my man to wear glasses , I feel like that's a lil gay ? logic luther king O @jaboukie fellas is it gay to see

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Awkward and Amazing Glamour Shots

Some of these are definitely ironic, but it’s never the one’s you want. You can never be too sure what old school fashion will stay fresh, but you can be pretty sure that thousand yard stares and painfully cheesy photo editing was never really that popular to begin with. These make us want to book our own photo shoot.

Some of these are definitely ironic, but it’s never the one’s you want. You can never be too sure what old school fashion will stay fresh, but you can be pretty sure that thousand yard stares and painfully cheesy photo editing was never really that popular to begin with. These make us want to book our own photo shoot.

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Strangest Choosing Beggar Case The World’s Seen

I mean, for starters, “you sound kinda hot.” What is that about? That’s just one taste of this completely ridiculous conversation that came about through maybe the most strange choosing beggar case that the world’s ever seen. 

I mean, for starters, “you sound kinda hot.” What is that about? That’s just one taste of this completely ridiculous conversation that came about through maybe the most strange choosing beggar case that the world’s ever seen. 

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Text - A Messages to this chat and calls are now secured with end-to-end encryption. Tap for more info. Hi it's about the apple mouse and keyboard? 16:08 Hi there. It's still available. Do you want them both? 16:14 W Yes please and I can collect asap but I have a question? 16:15

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Text - Ok? 16:16 Can you lower the price at all? 16:16

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Text - No sorry, it's £60 for the two. This is actually very cheap as a new Apple keyboard with numeric keypad is £129 and a new Apple mouse is £79. Mine are well-used and have a few blemishes/scratches but still work perfectly so you're really getting a bargain for £60. New would be over £200. Let me know

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Text - your decision but I'm not lowering the price and I'm not squabbling it's a take it or leave it deal 16:19 W Wow. I'm confused over so many aspects of that 16:20

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Text - Maybe you can find someone to help you. As I said I'm not squabbling and not going back and forth. £60 take it or leave it. 16:20 Why are you being so abrupt? Also l'm confused why you won't negotiate on price. Don't you know that's how selling second-hand goods works? 16:22

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Text - You're confused? Im confused. I clearly stated on the ad that £60 was Non- negotiable and not to message me unless you were happy with the price. You knowingly messaged me, fully aware of that. And now you're confused why I won't lower the price? l'm genuinely concerned that you're confused by that. 16:23 W

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Text - Um yeah there's no need to be such a dick. Also I just checked the apple site and a new keyboard is 99 not 129. So you're a liar and a con artist as well as a dick. I bet you still live at home with your mum and still a virgin. 16:27 Ok firstly you didn't answer my question. Why are yo confused that someone won't lower their price when

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Text - you responded to an ad that clearly stated they won't lower their price? Secondly, as clearly stated (and in the photos it's a keyboard with a numeric keypad. They are indeed £129. Even if it WAS £99 (which it isn't) you'd still be getting a massive bargain buying it and a mouse for a total of £60. Seriously, the price isn't going any lower. 16:30

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Text - Well I don't need a numeric keypad u should take that into account don't u think? 16:31 Not really because l'm selling one that DOES have a numeric keypad lol 16:32 W

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Text - Um u obvs don't know much about customer service it's called supply and demand u idiot. UR so stupid omg. the customer dictates what they want and it's up to u to meet their needs or u lose the sale. 16:33 HI 16:34 W

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Text - Yeah dude that only work in like a business that relies on customers to stay in business. Like a shop. I'm not running a shop and it's really no skin off my nose whether you buy the keyboard and mouse or not. 16:35 W omg ur retarded 16:36

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Text - I start a new job tomorrow and literally everyone at the office has apple accessories and if I don't they will make fun of me. 16:37 No worries you can just retaliate and call them, idiots, retards and virgins. You seem to be good at that. Sorry not selling to now not even if you offered full price. You need to learn 000 some people skills not to

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Text - mention basic common sense. Bye 16:39 Fuck you!!!!!! 16:39 16:40 Ok I will pay 60 what u were asking. Can I collect now? 16:49 Lol 16:51 W

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Text - You just sent me a bunch of knife emojis and now you want me to give you my address lol. I don't think so. And I told you l'm not selling to you. 16:5 It was a typo. Was meant to be love hearts 16:52

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Text - Ah yes that's a common mistake I totally believe you. But still no. 16:53 I bet you're a retard who stays home all day and this is your only amusement advertising stuff for sale and not selling it 16:54 My life will be a misery tomorrow because of you 16:55 You're probably enjoying this 16:55

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Text - Well I wasn't at first but y antics are mildly amusing yes. My gf and I are both | quite enjoying seeing what you're gonna say next 16:56 The funniest and most enjoyable part is that if you'd just acted polite and reasonably you'd have your mouse and keyboard by now and that all of this is your own doing. But I suspect

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Text - that will go right over your head 16:57 W I bet u don't even have a girlfriend you're probably a paraplegic with no arms and no legs and someone has to feed you and wipe your arse 16:58 I hope u die 16:59 I hope ur gf smothers u in ur sleep 16:59

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Text - I will come to the funeral and shit on ur grave stone 16:59 Damn I never saw it that way 17:00 W All this time I thought I was in the right not to sell it to you or lower my price because of how you acted 17:01 W But now that you've made fun of disabled people, called me names, threatened me, swore at me.

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Text - and wished me dead, I totally see now that you áre absolutely the kind of person who deserves to get discounts and given whatever they want. If anyone deserves that, it's someone who does those things don't you think? 17:02

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Text - Look I just want the keyboard and mouse let's do this I know I said some bad stuff and I'm sorry 17:04 Oh you don't need to apologise. All that stuff you said to me, people DESERVE to be spoken to like that if they don't do whatever you want 17:0 I tell you what to show there's no hard feelinas I will

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Text - lower the price to £20 17:05 I can afford that! 17:05 Ok great but I hope you understand that after u sent those knife emojis I don't feel comfortable giving my address so can we meet somewhere public to do the sale? 17:06

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Text - Yes! 17:07 Are you near ASDA? I can drive there and meet you at the entrance with the keyboard and mouse. 17:08 W I can get there in like 10 minutes 17:09

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Text - Ok me too l'll meet you out front l'm wearing black jeans and a black cap and l'll have a red hoodie on 17:09 U sound kinda hot I have long brown curly hair and blue jeans and a black jacket 17:11 O You deleted this message. 17:11 Great see you soon 17:

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Text - So um where are u? I got held up but don't see u Oh darn. You just missed me. I waited for 10 minutes but I left because I didn't see you. Just wait there and I'll turn round and come back 17:40 I need to stop and get petrol I won't be long.

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Text - Actually I don't have cash to pay for petrol so I need to stop at an ATM to get cash then stop to get petrol I won't be long!! 17:45 HURRY UP!!!!!!!!! 17:51 I don't see you 18:1 Where are you 18:11 W

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Text - I've gone inside because it's raining and you took so FUCKING LONG i'll be out in a sex c lol 18:12 In a sec*** 18:12 Ah yeah sorry it sucks that because of me you were standing out in the rain all this time 18:13 So where are you then l'm here I don't see you 18:13

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Text - I'm literally in front of the entrance where are you 18:14 No you're not I don't see u 18:14 Wait, what store are you at? 18:15 ASDA LIKE WE AGREED 18:15

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Text - OMG I'm such a silly cookie 18:15 In all the confusion you'll never guess what I've done. I've went to the wrong store! What am I like? 18:16 W I'm at Morrison's 18:16 W ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME 18:16 UR A FUCKING PRICK 09-28) 18:16

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Text - I know l'm so00 sorry just wait there l'm gonna come straight over 18:17 W Is this real or are u just winding me up 18:18 It's real it's real l'm just an idiot - you said it yourself remember? You called me an idiot and said I was retarded then you knowingly made arrangements with someone you considered to

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Text - be retarded so you gotta expect these kind of mistakes 18:1 I'm coming straight 18:19 W u better cos if u dont show up im calling the news LOL 18:20 About this 18:20 Oh no 18:20

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Text - I don't wanna be on the news lol 18:21 W Just wait there l'm coming and I tell u what for all the inconvenience I will give u it for free 18:21 W hmmm i don't really believe u but just in case I will wait 10 mins then I'm leaving and I am gonna spread this all over social media 18:22 Ok so I guess ur not coming.

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Text - Very funny. Bet u feel like a big man 18:34 Actually funny story 18:34 I never made it to my car in the first place. I was about to come meet you like we first agreed and then just as I got to the door I remembered that - like you said - I don't have any arms

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Text - or legs. This, coupled with the fact I'm retarded - something you also said means there's no way I could drive a car. 18:36 If only you hadn't pointed that stuff out you'd probapiy be happy with your new Apple mouse and keyboard now 18:37 W

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Text - Isn't that strange? That as a direct result of your rudeness and inability to communicate in a civil way, you not only missed out on what you wanted but you also stood out in the rain for an hour waiting for a delivery that was never coming? 18:37 It's almost as if acting that way is the wrong thing to do, or something 18:38

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Text - Ur a fucking prick I don't need u to teach me lessons I'll act however I want and be as rude as I want sou have taught me nothing haha ur whole afternoon has been a waste of time 18:39 Not really, my gf and I have

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Text - been thoroughly entertained by all this. Def not a waste of time on our part. We've also sold the keyboard and mouse to another buyer while all this was going on. So we've had a great afternoon making money and dishing out some just desserts On the 18:40

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Text - U think I care about ur 09:28) crappy keyboard and mouse? 18:41 On the other hand you have wasted your afternoon, got soaked in the rain, been humiliated and defeated and gained nothing 18:41 No, I think you just wasted your whole afternoon on them because you didn't want them lol

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Text - U think ur so smart u have an answer for everything don't u 18:42 Don't u??? 18:43 HELLO?????????? 18:44 I said u have an answer for everything don't you???? 18:45 ANSWER M!!!!!!!!! 18:45

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Trashy Behavior that Belongs on Mount Garbage

If you’re like anyone else, it’s hard to escape garbage moments made possible by shortsighted people who aren’t thinking with everyone’s best interest in mind. There are crook landlords, people stealing crap, and some massive disrespect just floating around the world. This trashiness belongs on Garbage Island.

If you’re like anyone else, it’s hard to escape garbage moments made possible by shortsighted people who aren’t thinking with everyone’s best interest in mind. There are crook landlords, people stealing crap, and some massive disrespect just floating around the world. This trashiness belongs on Garbage Island.

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These Cursed Images & Memes Are The Antithesis Of Food Porn

You hittin’ the snacks too hard during quarantine? Can’t get out for a jog? Well, we may have a solution for you. These cursed food images are so awful that we can almost guarantee they’ll ruin your appetite. Seriously. So. Much. Gelatin. And so many crimes against pizza.

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Laughable Individuals Who Think They’re Brilliant

When someone believes their own BS a little too hard, their ego starts to spiral out of control and before you know it, this ridiculous individual believes they’re a genius. Maybe they’re still riding a developmental achievement like being an “early reader” or they just took a bogus online test that told them their IQ is a thousand. Either way the internet is swimming with absurd individuals who believe they’re geniuses and they’re here to ruin jokes and brag about themselves.

When someone believes their own BS a little too hard, their ego starts to spiral out of control and before you know it, this ridiculous individual believes they’re a genius. Maybe they’re still riding a developmental achievement like being an “early reader” or they just took a bogus online test that told them their IQ is a thousand. Either way the internet is swimming with absurd individuals who believe they’re geniuses and they’re here to ruin jokes and brag about themselves.

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Text - November 11 at 9:17am Philadelphia, PA Last week I corrected my professor in Art History class and she took it pretty hard. I basically proved her knowledge wrong and got thrown out of class for it! Thankfully rest of the students protested this move and followed me out. They asked me to hold the next "class" at my house and teach them the next chapter. Eventually we all went to the deparment head and complained so the teacher is now suspended and I have an A in the class. Like Comment Sh

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Text - 27m semi-Pro Fencer. (2016-present) MY IQ is 173, I can read people and I view the world in atoms and molecules. I often meditate (sit still and think about the world) and I often think about the ethics of time travel according to general relativity. 321 views Upvote E Share Add a comment... original Author 26m ago I find what could be possible (time travel) then I explore how it would function in the modern world. I'm not good with words.

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Text - I love it when I tweet out some spicy take and people are like "What book do you recommend that I read on this," and decorum prevents me from tweeting back: "Oh, my dear, this is just a crazy thought plucked at random from the chaotic netherworld of my mind" 10:14 AM · Apr 22, 2020 · Twitter Web App 1 Retweet 54 Likes Apr 22 レ "Let me recommend to you this potent cocktail: years of tangentially related study, an absolute lack of filter, and a deeply contrarian nature." 27 2 44

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Text - Don't lie to a smart person that overthinks it never ends well. such people have trained their minds to look for loopholes in every story & sometimes investigate to find the missing links. So if things don't make sense they'd think about it until it makes sense I'm that person 12:19 PM 3/18/19 · Twitter for iPhone 2,755 Retweets 4,535 Likes

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Girl’s Twitter Thread Drips With Awkwardness

Man, you can just feel the energy of the awk being channeled in this quick Twitter thread. Real or not, just picturing this girl trying to live tweet, and then live tweeting herself into an awkward situation, is gold in and of itself. 

Man, you can just feel the energy of the awk being channeled in this quick Twitter thread. Real or not, just picturing this girl trying to live tweet, and then live tweeting herself into an awkward situation, is gold in and of itself. 

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Text - lanzo @babyhaim I'm definitely standing in line behind a guy and a girl on their first date. He's totally about to make a move and I'm feelin real awk

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Weirdest Things H.R. Employees Have Seen

This wild AskReddit thread has human resources employees describing the weirdest stuff they’ve ever seen, on the job. People are full of surprises. One certainly wouldn’t want to find themselves sharing a space with any of these folks. We’re talking about some serious curveballs. 

This wild AskReddit thread has human resources employees describing the weirdest stuff they’ve ever seen, on the job. People are full of surprises. One certainly wouldn’t want to find themselves sharing a space with any of these folks. We’re talking about some serious curveballs. 

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Text - thedarlingbuttsofmay • 2h I once had a temp job in HR. I was scanning lots of old personnel files, and the one perk of the job was reading old complaints against people. The best one I came across was a mediation caused by one member of staff accusing another of witchcraft.

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Text - StaceysDad • 2h The maintenance guy had been living up above the ceiling of the building. He had built a little cubby living area with electricity and a small fridge and everything. Edit: For years.

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Text - TenDollarTicket • 2h F 2 Awards Years ago I worked HR for a retail store. A manager would always clock out on time however the alarm wouldn't be set until about 30-45 min after he clocked out. Since we had a lot of trouble with internal theft we assumed he was stealing. Loss prevention approved the installation of cameras across all stores but we were told not to talk about it to see if we could catch any internal theft. The way the ceiling was set up,the cameras weren't too obvious but i

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Text - Blueiguana1976•4h O 1 Award I was a recruiter, and you would be shocked to see what some people actually have as their personal email. Most people have come around to using just their name, but then every once in a while you'll have to verify that "brownglitter69" is in fact how they would like to be contacted.

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Text - smokefrog2 · 3h I work HR for a call center. Entire company has around 500 employees, maybe 250 of them are in the call center. Entry level work, tiny bit more than minimum wage. A girl started her first week doing really well and then week two got really weird. She walked into the CEO's office (on another floor in the building) WHILE HE WAS MEETING WITH SOMEONE, to demand that he buy her a dog because she thought having a companion would improve her work performance. That was the entiret

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Text - Garimasaurus • 2h One of my relatives worked in tech support for a really high-profile company in Silicon Valley during the height of the dot com boom. Some guy who desperately wanted to work there was emailing his resume to HR one thousand times every day. Several times a day, the number of emails would get too overwhelming. So the people in HR would just select everything in the inbox and delete all of it, whether it was from the applicant or not. My relative had to show them how to fil

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Text - McNugget_Princess • 3h The new receptionist was coming in every morning and opening up programs/documents to make it look like they were busy, and they'd sit with one hand on their mouse and one hand on their keyboard and stare blankly at their screen for 8 hours a day and not do anything. They'd also consistently pick up the phone and hang it up without saying anything so that it would stop ringing. I sat in on their termination, and the employee started screaming at the manager about ho

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Text - T469 • 2h I work at my family's business in the industrial sector, and HR is one of the hats I wear. 2018 was insanely busy for us, so we had to hire a staffing agency to get some General Labor guys in. It's a simple wax-on, wax-off kind of job. The most memorable part of that hectic summer was one temp that the agency sent over for 3rd shift (Midnight-8AM). We will call him Bobby for this story. Bobby shows up wearing nothing but a pair of cargo shorts, so we had to provide pants, shirt,

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Text - Canuckleball • 1h Guy came in to the interview in sweatpants and a hoodie, and said he didn't need the job because of how much money he was making illegally, but he wanted to have a job so the IRS didn't get suspicious. Weirdest part is I don't live in America, I very much doubt the IRS cares about Canadian tax returns.

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Text - Savgrod96 • 2h Hi. I'm not in HR but my mom has been for quite a while. A few years ago when my mom worked at an automotive plant, my mom had an issue with an employee who would clock in on time and then dissapear. She asked another of the floor employees if they had seen him and was told "he's in the parking lot." So, my mom and one of her co-workers went out to the parking lot and found the employee asleep in his car. Apparently, he'd been clocking in and immediately going out to his ca

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Text - testreddit01LP • 2h I don't work at HR but remember one time, a girl HR started working on a software company, she got her pc hacked (I think he remote her desktop and typed in a notepad) by an IT member with a "wanna date me?" message. weird.

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Text - Championpyro • 2h Younger guy brought a toddler and baby in a stroller to his interview. He expected me (front desk) to watch them while he interviewed. I mean thanks for making the effort to come in and interview, but l'm not responsible for your kids.

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Text - Poeticlandmermaid2 • 1h Someone put their social security number on their resume.

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Dude Tries To Get His ‘Beta’ Friend To Break Up With His Girlfriend, Cringe Ensues

As far as cringey online interactions go, this one is definitely up there for the amount of discomfort it makes us feel. It takes a lot of guts (read: stupidity) to ask your friend if he’ll break up with his girlfriend for you. This dude very clearly gives zero f*cks!

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Story - "I've been talking with her a lot and we've grown pretty close. know you're her boyfriend and all but I was gonna politely ask if you could break up with her? I just really feel a connection to her and she would be happy with me"

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Story - "That's funny because she told me you were creepy and constantly text her even when she doesn't reply. You need to stop talking to my girlfriend and get tf out of my dms"

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Text - You know she's just using that as an excuse because she'd rather tell you that then the truth, which is that she met a nice, charming alpha male

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Text - You betas are all the same.

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Cringey Sexist Twitter Thread Suggests ‘Leaning In’ Makes Men Weak

Happy Monday! Are you ready for a new week of cringe? ‘Cause there’s a whole lot of it on the internet today. Our new favorite facepalm-worthy thread comes from @alpharivelino,an account run by a sexistdude with way too many followers. The thread, which was shared on May 2, suggests that men who lean into their partner during photo ops are weak. Using photos of Hafthor Bjornssen (one of the world’s strongest men), Jason Statham, and Kevin Hart, @alpharivelinotries to make his case that posturing determines whether you’re a strong, powerful man, or basically a needysimp. Needless to say, people on Twitter did not take kindly to the ridiculous thread, and were very vocal about it. 

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Text - Rivelino @alpharivelino WHAT IS SEXUAL POLARITY? The feminine wants to lean into the masculine She wants to enter his world, feel his strength, feel his protection & submit to his guidance Sexual polarity is the foundation for sexual attraction Sexual polarity is the foundation for love

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Text - Rivelino @alpharivelino WHY CAN'T A MAN LEAN IN? When a man leans into his girl, he reveals that he feels needy & lower value. He reveals that he has a weak mindset, and that he feels dependent on her This is exactly what turns her off. She is looking for strength and confidence in a man, not weakness ARL ARD ARDS ARDS

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Text - Rivelino @alpharivelino BODY LANGUAGE IS ENERGY REVEALED Leaning in shows neediness Leaning away shows disdain Notice how her head is tilting away in this photo That is a clear sign of disappointment and disillusion in her relationship with him

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Text - Rivelino @alpharivelino MASCULINE ENERGY, MASCULINE POSTURE You are a man You stand up straight You live in YOUR world She is part of your world, if she is lucky enough to be chosen by you You DO NOT live in her world ptymage

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Text - Rivelino R @alpharivelino THE POWER OF SELF BELIEF If you believe you are the center of your own world, why would you lean into anyone? If you think leaning in has anything to do w/ height, status, power or fame, you're missing the point You create your own reality "The world is what you think it is" VE SACMNT SAC NT

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Text - legal beagle @wellywiggles Replying to @alpharivelino do you have any peer reviewed research for this claim sir 11:06 AM · 5/4/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - SnekEater @LurkingManHOH Replying to @alpharivelino Embracing your wife? Beta male move right there 11:24 PM · 5/3/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Videogameshrek, the shrek who pla... @36angstroms Replying to @alpharivelino Leaning in = asserting power. that's a fact SCREEN FULLSCREEN LIVE FULLTEN 11:15 PM · 5/3/20· Twitter Web App

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Text - Alexander J.A Cortes @AJA_Cortes Replying to @alpharivelino This has reached peak fucktardation He's 6'8. 10:35 PM · 5/3/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - @TonyBeast1957 Replying to @alpharivelino Can you please post a picture of you and your girlfriend so that we can have an example of a superior alpha male specimen (proper posture) to compare this to? 4:35 AM · 5/4/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Lumbridge Goblin (level: 2) @Clitpun Replying to @alpharivelino You are one corny mf lol When was the last time you got laid bro 1:52 AM · 5/4/20 · Twitter for Android

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Hair - Sergay Muniobsky @EikoSwamp Replying to @alpharivelino shut the fuck up please shut the fuck up 5:57 AM 5/4/20 · Twitter Web App

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Karen Demands Employee Fix Old Purchase For Free

Eat a lemon. Yes, that’s the rare insult of the day. Here we have another fine display of an entitled Karen blindly wreaking havoc on otherwise peaceful negotiations. Fortunately, the employee was ready to reject the entitled proposal, and instead serve up a reality check free of charge. 

If this interaction left you hungry for more cases of entitlement, then check out these entitled individuals and their never-ending demands.

Eat a lemon. Yes, that’s the rare insult of the day. Here we have another fine display of an entitled Karen blindly wreaking havoc on otherwise peaceful negotiations. Fortunately, the employee was ready to reject the entitled proposal, and instead serve up a reality check free of charge. 

If this interaction left you hungry for more cases of entitlement, then check out these entitled individuals and their never-ending demands.

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Text - Warranty repair Inbox Mavis M. to me 6:16 pm View details Hello, we have purchased a custom desk and the switch that adjusts it does not work. Also power supply cord is too short and won't reach our wall plug. We would like some one to come out and fix it under warranty

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Text - Abs D to Mavis 6:18 pm View details Hi Mavis, I do apologise, this has never happened before. Can you send me the serial number on the front right corner of the desk please and l'll look it up. Cheers Abs Show quoted text

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Text - Mavis to me 6:21 pm View details Yes Hello, it says "C=Amiga060" Thankyou for your reply Mavis Show quoted text

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Text - Mavis M. to me 6:30 pm View details No that won't do. The gentleman I purchased it from said it was under warranty and i need you to repair it and lengthen the cord. I will be home between 9am and 4pm tomorrow and 9am till 11am Saturday. Regards Mavis

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Text - Abs D to Mavis 6:36 pm View details Hi Mavis, There's a logistics problem as I'm assuming you're in Queensland since it was shipped there originally. Our warranty is for 2 years which is pretty generous. I don't know what to say other than to contact the gentleman you bought it from, Or perhaps get an electrician. Sincerely Abs Show quoted text

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Text - Mavis to me 6:44 pm View details Yes I am in Queensland. I need this fixed or I will be contacting Fair Trading as you are the manufacturer and this is a faulty product. You should have a longer warranty since this is custom made and I'm assuming doesn't comply with Australian standards. Show quoted text

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Text - Abs to Mavis 6:52 pm View details Mavis, I think I will leave this conversation right here. You go and contact fair trading and i wish you all the best. I assure you we comply by AUS/NZ CS-088 thankyou for assuming we're dodgy. Show quoted text

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Text - Mavis T to me 7:00 pm View details No, you will not end this by acting holier than thou. You will arrange for somebody to fix this or I will expose you to 'A current Affair' and 'Ray Hadley'. Your mob wouldn't want that sort of attention I'm sure. Regards Mavis Show quoted text

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Text - Absl to Mavis 7:08 pm View details I'm actually known for being assholier than thou but i gave you quarter for being a lady. I won't take threats from an entitled lop sided hairstyle. Go nuts, send my regards to Ray. Ps. Since we're judging, I think you don't comply with Australian standards. Eat a lemon Show quoted text

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Text - Mavis T to me 7:16 pm View details And you are a rude immature shithead. I assure you that you will rue your decision to turn this warranty situation into a war of insults. You will be hearing from my solicitors and more so, enjoy your feature on A Current Affair

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Text - Show quoted text Abs to Mavis 7:42 pm View details Sorry for the late reply, I was rue-ing my decision. Please advise your solictor to forward any legal correspondence to my solicitor - Richard_Böhlsach@taint.com Show quoted text

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10 Cringey Nice Guys Who Need To Cool It With The Role-Play Speak

What is it with Nice Guystm and role-playing? This should go without saying, but we don’t like that sh*t, so although this might seem harsh, we’re doing you a service here. Dudes, if you’re reading this, we hate that we have to remind you not to do this, but here we are.

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Text - Hello; Who's this? *blushes deeply* Oh...uh...oh god I wasn't expecting that right of the bat...I'm Vincent from 3rd period. My acquaintance gave me your KiK. R Okay... ground and takes deep breath* So what are your plans for this weekend? *fiddles with hands nervously* *looks Can you like not *recoils head in shock* What is it that you mean? Ugh *A bulge grows larger in pants to signify confidence* I'm sorry! What is it that I am wrong? 21st century women (sluts) like yourself insuffera

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Text - *Leans closer to* what *Softly pets* Nice to meet you xD what are you doing

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creepy asteriks - Text - *looks to my feet shyly and then to you* youre pretty smart for a girl you know that right *blushes* Um I'm pretty sure other girls are smart. *eyes widen in a bit of surprise* THINKS TO MYSELF: oh no oh no she didnt like that. "W-well its just boilogy that men are smarter. We have higher IQ's on average. Like my IQ is 159.. Anyway lets move on" *smiles cheerfully* I'm going to block you now *looks in shock* "why....I thought you were nice but youre actually a birch. ..

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Text - "Today excessively starting to sweat* so do you want to maybe grab some coffee tomorrow? 19:49 Sorry, I'm not interested 2049 staring confused to the wall* remember I hold the door open for you, lend you a pencil in class and even made you a coffee??? 20:50 s-s-so you're not int-t terested? 20:51 Yup, that's what I said. Sorry Can you also please stop roleplaying, I absolutely hate it. 21:48 staring confused to the wall intensifies*"

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Text - "*eyes water, and I begin to cry* it's okay, no one wanted to go on a date sometime loves me anyways I have a boyfriend dude, you"

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creepy asteriks - Text - I'm not interested sorry *Looks at you firmly* "I'll give you one more chance. I know you're tired of normal men, right?" *Bites lip* "I can take you places you never possible. Just take my hand." Slowly outstretches palm* thought r Lol holy shit dude. You need to stop messaging me before I puke Stares in confusion* "But.. But....okay.." *Slowly starts to walk away* K *looks back sadly* *suddenly angrey* "You know what? I'm a nice quy. I'm tired of saying it." *turns aro

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creepy asteriks - Text - l Verizon 11:03 AM 75% i *nervously approaches with my hands clasped together, eyes shyly cast downward* H-hello, my beautiful Queen *timidly raises my gaze to you, a soft smile playing across my lips* M- may I kindly a-ask how you are on this day? takes in a soft gasp of air as drink in your glowing beauty, nervously awaiting your reply* oh hell no NO. look i'm 100% not here for this f king weird asterisks roleplay st so PLEASE just don't ok recoils in shock at your rud

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creepy asteriks - Text - Orange F 94% 19:57 T. T like to be submissive sometimes *gets on my hands and knees and crawls to you * Haha Oh my *looks up at you innocently That's not the kind of roleplay I was expecting You're awaking some dark middle school memories I'm sorry Mistress... *kisses your feet gently Tapez un message... GIF

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creepy asteriks - Text - l AT&T 8:38 PM 7 20% i 115 hi :3 *extends hand Who is this hmmmmmm *gives shy look* maybe you'll have to find out ;) *sticks out tongue* I don't know who tf you are but I'm about 3 seconds from blocking you o noooo u wouldn't! *thinks in my head of plan* *gets plan* it's from waz hoping *sweats A LOT* hang out??? *adjust collar nervously* we could...uh Aren't you the kid who got caught watching porn in the library? Hard pass. Blocked. iMessage

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creepy asteriks - Text - Jared online Today *staring confused to tne wall intensifies* jessica, I know youre talking to adam, but he's just a jerk! I will do all I can for you, youre my princess, and I'll be your prince! just give it a go! After class tomorrow, I'll give you a present which Ive prepared! 21:49 Please stop. This is just weird. 22:15 *cries in a corner* wel-l-I-I- Im still your prince in my dreams. I will treat you right and cuddle with you unlike Adam who just wants to put his c

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35 Starter Pack Memes That Are Almost Too On The Nose

Rule 34 states that if it exists, there’s a porn for it. That’s almost true for these Starter Pack memes. They somehow manage to get super niche and also super relatable. These starter kits are some of the most exceptional we’ve seen. 

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funny - Ear - "I'll just sleep on the plane" starter pack EXCEDRIN EXTRA STRENGTH

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funny - Product - the "girlfriend recently borrowed my car" starterpack E A0 30 20 40 127 AVG MPG Fr

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funny - Face - Dad checking in on you during a depressive episode starter pack "hey... doesn't really understand why you're sad but doesn't try to either "champ" "wanna talk about it?" "you should let some more light in here "picks up a random object/toy in your room "buddy "door open or closed?" "heh, haven't seen one "alright, well... just let me know if there's anything i can do" of these in years"

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funny - Face - The Artsy White Girl Starter Pack <5'4

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funny - Text - Every Imagine Dragons Song Starter Pack Big Drums Lead singer looks like this during chorus song name is always something from nature or spiritual Always has Lots & Lots of Crowd Chants ECHO Ends up in these commercials happy meaning to song ww. NFL but dark vibe NBA

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funny - Organism - Taking a shower at your friend's house Starter Pack "Here's your towel dude" "Just turn it to the left" One or the other

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funny - Clothing - The Of-Duty Cop Starter Pack BUD LIGHT ETEED.LiscH offee

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funny - Facial expression - The "Actors you recognize but can't name" starter pack nst .S. R E PA ON C CA

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funny - Product - The 'Divorced art teacher' starter pack depositof ota BAD BREATH dop

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funny - Skin - "Due at 11:59pm" Starter Pack 7pm 6pm N netflix.com N Netflix netflix.com 8pm 9pm 10pm 11pm

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funny - Text - The "starter pack" starter pack Helvetica Red Crossthand drawn or insert) Stock image Terrible "Vague description" (optional)amazon pictures layout Cropped 200 x300 px quality

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funny - Head - 'Great at drawing but not very creative' starterpack

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funny - Junk food - "Class Party" Starterpack Coca-Cola Goldfish Cheddo One piece of pizza per student "Take your fair share"

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funny - Product - "Complimentary breakfast is from 6-9am." starter pack LIVE 48 or NEw MORNING CNN KIRAN CHETRY D WITH PL ICCANTNEY THE tes.amcE14CT OF THE ORLD RU

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funny - Clothing - The "I'm 25 and ride a bike around town" starter pack

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funny - Text - Student with no time to work yet still wants some luxuries in life Uber GOURMET CHINESE FOOD well i have well i dont want to be late to class.. TM well its cold out so maybe a hot tea to eat today.. "im so sorry dad ill spend less" "no problem just focus on school sweetie" Chevron reddit well i have to -$26 get gas.. PRESS PANDA

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funny - Energy drink - "We're not going out we got food at home" Starterpack OWDER WONDER CLASSIC WHITE French's Clasic YELLOW EXPIRED BUTTER BUTTER vlasic DRIGINAL D wisOES

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funny - Food group - "Im very careful about what I put in my body" starter pack KALE Day QUINOA The Gben-Fre Congloto Pr0 Night AMERKAR SPI ADDERAL 25ng White Castle

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funny - Technology - The "After School in the Late '90s/Early 2000s" Starter Pack scoRE FIRM Sign On TRL AOL Instant Messenger ScreenName Get o Screen Norne Password Foract Password? Se woro NEXT TIME ON Sign n Setup eraion 5.960 SO LG

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funny - Product - xhinity 2pm d a weekend at your divorced dad's Serch TV &O Demand Serh&cr Man "you can use XFINITY on demand, you know. it's really Cooll you can watch any show you want Pe Cha K seed she ay Pw E Chc your bedroom which was probably supposed to be either an office or a closet What snacks do you want? "what's your mom up to? lets you use his office computer to try and gah your love back Goldfsh deri9a "Did your mom pay for that?" "what does your mom make you for dinner?"

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funny - Advertising - RURAL HIGHWAY BILLBOARDS STARTER PACK PHANTOM FIREWORKS Jesus FINEWORKS-com 1-94E EXIT 10-TURN LEFT is the answer... MEN aans www.jesuschrist.org.au 18 DAYS AFTER CONCEPTION my heart started beating! Hardee's Pregmant? 800-395-HELP (4357) OptionLine.org OUTERONT 1.7 MILES AHEAD ON RIGHT CLION'S DeNn NEXT A Then Leit k Next Exit EXIT ADULTSUPER STORE Good Country Cookin

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funny - Product - Every school ever on planet Earth in 00's "I heard he removed his rib so he could suck his own d'ck 550505aniaRnepeaaoa GELPEN that one person who's always sick and has a broken bone L PARK ETEObes every month "The blue part can erase ink" DIGIMON

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funny - Emoticon - Early 2010s internet starter pack deadmau5 1EPIE CALLDUTY

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funny - Product - I touch the waitress on the arm starter pack "Sweetheart" "Is pepsi ok?" "Deep sigh SARCASM Just one of the many services I offer Margaritaville Jimmy Buffett-Songs You Know By Heart

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funny - Face - Generic Latino Gangster From Every Movie Starter Pack RE'S EMAGES

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funny - Nose - Good boy starter pack

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funny - Small appliance - The "we don't even own a TV" starter pack oaaCH-PEAR roi'y INITE IEST VICTROLA DAYID e.r THE DAD

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funny - Personal protective equipment - Sportsy Kid Starter Pack JUST DO IL

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funny - Line - Things that are taken for granted until needed' starterpack Loose change Breathable air

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funny - Jeans - The "I yell at my husband in public" starter pack M

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funny - Text - Internet commercial starter pack Innocent happy childlike Ukulele Perky happy whistling music pill for your cock GENERIC Perky confident woman telling you what to think 100mg

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24 Sick And Sad Cringe Pics For Anyone Who Wants To Feel Bad

Forget wholesome content and happy memes. Sometimes we all need to scroll through a selection of cringey moments that can only be described as “dumpster fire.” You know, so we can all feel a bit better about ourselves.

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cringe - Text - month ago If a girl ever tells me to quit gaming I'll tell her to live on the street. You can't take a hobby away from me that I've had since childhood and brings me happiness and joy. 18

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cringe - Nose - Every Nice guy HAS A DARKSIDE

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cringe - People

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cringe - Beauty

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cringe - Text - Tweet Iwas badly craving Pizza Hut so I asked my bf if he'd buy it cause I was broke and he said no cause I didn't really need it so l threatened to report him for domestic violence and the mofo was on the app straight away #freepizza

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cringe - Text - 2:15 LTE 109 Shipt Customer 7 I'm almost done shopping your order! Let me know if you'd like anything else. I've completed your order, and I'm on my way to deliver your groceries. Hi Thanks for choosing Shipt! It was my pleasure to shop for you today. Your receipt is available in the app. Enjoy the rest of your day! Thank you!! I don't have any money to leave a tip, but I'm running a 4th of July sale on my Avon store. Up to 50% off select items, free shipping, and a free gift!! I

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cringe - Text - 'I was dumbfounded:' Man says DoorDash delivery driver ate half his food before delivering it CNN Wire Service 6 hours ago COURTESY CHRIS PAYTON

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cringe - Leaf

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cringe - Baseball bat - You must scream "There can be only one!" to handle any of these swords. Thank you for your understanding. 23488

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cringe - Tree - SCCT Regional Water Authority is in Hamden, Connecticut. Yesterday at 7:20 PM WATEE 170 YEARS usT We are saddened to report that Hamden's historic "Door Tree," a natural feature celebrated for nearly 150 years, has been cut down by vandals. The RWA Police Department is currently investigating. If you have any information as to who may be responsible, please contact us at 203-562-4020.

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cringe - Cartoon - Follow Was bored and the weeb within me was bursting out uwu #anime

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cringe - Adaptation - Pensioner, 68, is ordered to sign the Sex Offender Register after grabbing the crotch of a paramedic treating her for a fall and asking: 'How big is it? By Rory Tingle For Mailonline 09:21, 11 Jul 2019, updated 09:24, 11 Jul 2019 IO+3

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cringe - Anime - KAWAI this is me you fat fucking retard

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cringe - Text - a year ago There is so many wonderful things about japan, such as; Gorgeous women. Japanese women are the most beautiful, exotic, and lovable women in the world. You can't help but just want to hold them. They gave us Anime and the Otaku culture. Japan is steeped with culture with a very rich history. The Japanese women were trained (up until recent years) to put the Man/Husband first (what guy wouldn't love that?). They have a great transportation system and Japanese food is so

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cringe - Text - Aberfess's post Unpopular opinion: deodorants are pointless, and were created to make money and distance humans from animal ancestors further (humans are also technically animals btw) You can't change my mind Like Reply 13 h They aren't pointless. You are thoroughly incorrect in that thought process. 2 11 h Like Reply to you, theyre not, to me, they are

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cringe - Text - 15 mins Just lost custody of my kids... summer is about be fuckin lit 21 13 Comments Like Comment Hahahajajajajajaja Write a comment...

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cringe - Cartoon - Me and my waifus Fluff

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cringe - Eyewear - The number of people who are mad that I will be imbibing m'lady's sacred nectar is baffling Probably just jealous. 4:55 PM-3 Jul 2019 282 Retweets 1,641 Likes

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cringe - Cartoon - So I hear that some people believe that being a brony is gay. I told Pyro, Sparkup, and Merlin this. They didn't like what I said. People should know that not only are us bronies artistic, some bronies are in the military, trained to kill. Some of us, like me, also have very sharp katanas lying around. So, if you have a problem with the idea of older people watching My Little Pony Friendship is Magic, this sword is ready.

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cringe - Selfie - 99+ 21 While you studied math, I studied the blade While you mastered sex, I mastered the blade... X

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cringe - Military camouflage - Just style ere o

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cringe - Text - These white teens wore masks so they wouldn't get caught committing a hate crime. Little did they know: When they snuck on campus to paint swastikas and slurs, their phones auto-connected to the school's WiFi. Under their individual usernames. GIF

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Hilarious Video Makes Fun Of Cringey Celebrities During Quarantine

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Guy On Dating Show Keeps Digging Himself Deeper Hole

This guy shows the world what it looks like when one has no game, and instead proceeds to make a toxic mess of everything else around them. Legend goes that he’s still in the hole that he dug himself. 

This guy shows the world what it looks like when one has no game, and instead proceeds to make a toxic mess of everything else around them. Legend goes that he’s still in the hole that he dug himself. 

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Toxic Dad Wants Free Painting, Gets Rejected, Won’t Pay Babysitter

This dad is the definition of toxic. He reaches out to the babysitter that he has yet to pay, after they watched over his four kids, and asks for a free painting. Upon rejection for the free item, he proceeds to refuse to pay the babysitter for their services. Completely absurd. The bad vibe is all with this guy. 

This dad is the definition of toxic. He reaches out to the babysitter that he has yet to pay, after they watched over his four kids, and asks for a free painting. Upon rejection for the free item, he proceeds to refuse to pay the babysitter for their services. Completely absurd. The bad vibe is all with this guy. 

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Choosing Beggar Offered Free Item, Asks For Free Transportation Too

Some people just refuse to be pleased. After this choosing beggar was offered a free portable chair and table, they proceeded to ask for money for gas too. It’s hard to reason with that level of delusional entitlement. It’s as if the entitlement of this world will never end. Check out more entitled folks and their outrageous demands over here.

Some people just refuse to be pleased. After this choosing beggar was offered a free portable chair and table, they proceeded to ask for money for gas too. It’s hard to reason with that level of delusional entitlement. It’s as if the entitlement of this world will never end. Check out more entitled folks and their outrageous demands over here.

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PragerU’s Ignorant Tweet About The Lockdown Might Just Be ‘The Greatest Mistake In The History Of Humanity’

This tweet might just be the most ignorant statement in history, and we don’t say that lightly. If you aren’t familiar with Prager University (or, PragerU for short), it’s a non-profit organization that puts out videos on various topics from a conservative perspective.

Yesterday, PragerU tweeted out a quote by co-founder Dennis Prager stating, “The lockdown is the greatest mistake in human history.” That’s right, apparently PragerU thinks that the lockdown is a bigger mistake than any war or atrocity ever committed by humans. 

In response, Twitter has been rightfully meme-ing and trolling the quote, and we’re really liking the results.

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Text - Kevin M. Kruse @KevinMKruse (stares in historian) PragerU @prageru · 19h It's time to call it what it is. #COVID19 Show this thread The lockdown is the greatest mistake in the history of 4:22 PM · Apr 28, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Twitter is the greatest mistake in the history of humanity. Dennis Prager

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Human - Attorney@Law @TheGlare_TM Replying to @prageru

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Text - Sometimes when I go poop the paper rips and I lick my fingers to see if there is poop on them. Dennis Prager

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Text - PragerU O @prageru It's time to call it what it is. #COVID19 Not repubbing tutle videos is the greatest mistake in the history of humanity. Dennis Prager 3:59 PM · 4/28/20 · Twitter Media Studio

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Text - PragerU O @prageru It's time to call it what it is. #COVID19 Wiping my ass is the greatest mistake in the history of humanity. Dennis Prager

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Text - PragerU @prageru It's time to call it what it is. #COVID19 Dennis Prager is the greatest mistake in the history of humanity. Dennis Prager 2:59 PM 4/28/20 · Twitter Media Studio

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Text - Kurt Eichenwald @kurteichenwald Replying to @prageru Yah those with no training in epidemiology know best about public health crises. Im sure the below would be cheered by you: Health experts in 1918 said "CANCEL PARADE! DANGER!" Prager types said "PARADE! FREEDOM!" 40,000 of these folk died in a week -after infecting 1000s more.

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Text - Meowski Catovitch @catovitch Replying to @prageru Diving in at the last second to win Dumbest Tweet of the Day like it was an eBay auction. #COVID19 The lockdown is the greatest mistake in 3:59 the history of humanity. Denniş Prager 23:59 28 Apr 20 - Twitter Media Studio

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Text - conservativeleafsfan @conservleafsfan Replying to @neontaster and @prageru Why do accounts just set themselves up to be posterized like this?

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Text - Nick Solheim @NickSSolheim Replying to @prageru | am the biggest dumbass in the history of humanity. Dennis Prager

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Text - getting sick in America is the greatest mistake in the history of humanity. Dennis Prager

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AskReddit Thread: Funniest Things People Saw At School

People are describing the most absurd and hilarious things that they witnessed while at school. Many of us might be able to recall those times that absolute ridiculous chaos broke out in the classroom. Kids get bored enough and they’re bound to do some silly stuff. 

People are describing the most absurd and hilarious things that they witnessed while at school. Many of us might be able to recall those times that absolute ridiculous chaos broke out in the classroom. Kids get bored enough and they’re bound to do some silly stuff. 

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Text - lil_zagawy 18h A kid in my class tried throwing a glue stick up in the air and swiping at it to catch it but instead launched it and it hit the teacher

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Text - Mister_Khim • 19h In middle school I saw a girl run into a pole cause she wasn't looking. She screamed then kicked the pole and screamed again. 10/10

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Text - Legend_of_Utopia • 17h Our gym teacher telling us how to dribble and shoot and she missed every shot she took and double dribbled every time

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Text - sniffleprickles • 18h 1 Award A couple guys I went to high school with came in one day wearing spider Man and venom costumes under their clothes. During lunch they shed their regular clothes and fought.

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Text - Princessm3m3s • 18h When I was in third grade, the principal said that we are gonna host a crown party because of a recent event. So In the next 2 days we were all dressed royal n stuff but then you see the class next to me they misheard crown for clown and LEMME TELL YOU. These kids looked so funny. I kinda felt bad because they might've been embarrassed. But hey, what else can I do?

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Text - Acidic_White_Girl • 18h Once, in fifth grade, we had a lockdown drilI, and this kid hopped up onto the lockers. Above the lockers, there were windows that looked into the classroom. He looked through, and in a really strange voice, yelled "I seeeee youuu".

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Text - Kastillex • 18h A teacher (M around 35) walked into a class dressed up as Marge Simpson for Halloween.

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Text - Soullessly_Wandering • 19h I mean... someone went to the breakfast line from the exit, took a piece of bread then booked it out of the cafeteria with 2 security people following them.

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Text - Habfier25 • 15h My friend asked to go to the bathroom, and the teacher responded with "I don't know, can you?" And he said, "I don't know, can you settle the divorce your in?" (By the way, he couldn't settle it)

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Text - th3_warth0g • 18h It was my senior year of football. Before practice, some players were on specialty teams meanwhile the linemen were bored on the side line. We had this one lineman/backer who transferred from one of our rival schools and was arrogant af. He wasn't that bad but he really pissed some of us off. He was called over to the specialty teams practice. My buddy wanted to practice his punt because we had nothing better to do. He picked up a ball, dropped with ease and a strong ass

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Text - idklilb • 15h Freshman year, there was a vegetarian kid who sat at my lunch table. One day for lunch, he wanted to eat but just wanted his lunch without the meat (which they could've easily done for him). The lunch lady refused to do it, so he jumped over the counter, got it himself, jumped back over and slammed his money down by the register before walking out of the cafeteria.

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Text - fell-deeds-awake • 17h Freshman year, (honors) world history. Watching some documentary about Napoleon, one of those that has reenactment scenes included. Guy asked the teacher, with a totally straight face, if it was actual footage.

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Text - swagerito • 18h In high school some students had made a meme account that was just about the school, making fun of teachers etc. so one day it was gonna snow real hard and the school didnt want to let us go home before it was gonna snow so one of the students announced on the meme page we were gonna protest that and like 200 people ended up throwing moshpits in the small ass halway next to the principles office, and it worked! best day of my life.

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Text - Incognonymous212 • 15h first day of the new school year couple of years ago we walk into our social studies class and saw our new teacher. she was probs in her mid twenties, incredibly hot, hands down hottest teacher in my schools history. she introduces herself, and then leaves to go to the bathroom. as she is walking out the door, one kid, who didn't see that she wasn't out of earshot, yelled: "SHES SO HOT OH MY GOD!"

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Text - CatoTheWeen19 • 16h I think about this often... Freshman year of high school we had a substitute teacher for math who was super old. He was everyone's favorite because he would fall asleep more often than not. The class clown, Jezreel, was in my class, first hour algebra I. He decided it was the perfect time to start jumping on top of the desks and hissing at everyone. He then proceeded to dive out the open window from the desk and got stuck but managed an escape. What a memory.

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Text - godthe4th • 15h Year 6, my friend didn't want his pizza and wanted to throw it out, than another friend tells him not to, then decides to throw the pizza onto the street to feed the birds who we were having dumb conversations with. After the birds were gone, a Ute drove by and ran over the pizza, sending it 4 feet into the air and it made a beautiful sound. It was so hilarious at the time. 11/10

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Text - Alieneater • 14h One time in 9th or 10th grade I had a big bag full of nickels, dimes and quarters. I threw it all by the handful down the stairs over a horde of kids while everyone was running around between classes. Total mayhem ensued. You'd have thought those were hundred dollar bills the way people were scrambling.

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cringe neckbeard logic - Face - While women can have multiple death tier features and still be fine, ONE SINGLE FEATURE is enough to ruin a male. I only changed his eyebrows and he goes from incel to above average already. With ONE SINGLE FEATURE.

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cringe neckbeard logic - Eyewear - The Crux of the Mattes by Cruxson Mater WOMAN'S LOGIC When I like a guy, I do nothing about it and expect him to magically know, and make the first move.

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cringe neckbeard logic - Product - Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez I have been getting many inquiries about my debate lip color in the last two @Ocasio2018 Jun 17 days. IGOT YOU It's Stila "Stay All Day" Liquid in Beso.

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cringe neckbeard logic - Text - Today my father entered my chamber and tried to give me "fatherly advice on what I should do with my life. The ironic thing is, as an agekin, I'm at least twice as old as he. It made me smile, because never had I wanted to say "Oh, my sweet summer child" more than that moment #AgekinProblems #Agekin # Fictionkin #Otherkin #Game of Thrones #ThronesKin 116 notes A

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cringe neckbeard logic - Cartoon - SUNDAE KIOS

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cringe neckbeard logic - Text - Back 9 Comments O O O They killed my kids I'm a 30 year old virgin. If I hadn't been brainwashed with feminism, I could have had over 5 children by now. That's murder. Society murdered my kids. All so women can feel like they are equal. in MaleForeverAlone

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cringe neckbeard logic - Selfie - Well then tell your asshole "boyfriend" he needs to watch his back

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cringe neckbeard logic - Cartoon - YOU THINK YOU GAMERS ARE OPPRESSED HUH? MASTA DEVIANKART.COM TRY LIVING INA SOCIETY WHERE PEOPLE THINK THAT PONIES ARE FOR GIRLS

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cringe neckbeard logic - Face - when you're depressed af but you're not a girl so nobody cares

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cringe neckbeard logic - Photography - God bless you! Don't push your phony God on me, you hateful bigot! WINXBOXxONE itn

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cringe neckbeard logic - Text - Educating Liberals @Education4Libs If the B in LGBT stands for Bi, doesn't that imply there are only 2 genders? Checkmate. Truth to a liberal is like salt to a slug. 10:32 PM 11 Jun 18 3,887 Retweets 11.1K Likes

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cringe neckbeard logic - Text - How he looks when you first start dating vs. how he looks after you've finished ruining his life, spending his money, and forcing him to be around your crazy friends every weekend: @i.am.link

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cringe neckbeard logic - Cartoon - SUNDAE KIDS

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cringe neckbeard logic - Text - sjwfemdomtransdemislag: *speaks* me: She's an evil being

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cringe neckbeard logic - Technology - What Boys Play With What Girls Play With

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cringe neckbeard logic - Arm - FACEBOOK UNHEALTHY VALIDATION WOMEN ON FACEBOOK

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