Karen Cop Gives Cringey Speech In McDonald’s Drive-Thru

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Pride Memes That Make Fun Of Our Cringey Corporate Overlords

Happy Pride! Unfortunately this year won’t be the same given the current state of destruction that our world is in, but that doesn’t mean we can’t celebrate in our own homes and make fun of brands’ cringey attempts to appear that they care about the LGBTQ+ community! 

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Learning - Corporations reálizing théy now have to pretend to care about Black Lives AND LBGT at the same time for a full month LGBT PRIDE MONTH JUNE 1

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Technology - Every major company in june and then the first day of july: SBT Yealh, I support GE LNo B Fucking T Dont

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Cartoon - Companies trying to decide how to market their brands for June 2020 allanthuseslumberers BLACK LIVES EMA Pride SSTAY CHOMEW MATTER 10 THE SPREAD OF CERONVIRUS

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Face - Every other company on pride month:yay gay people! Chick-fil-A:

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Dog - Hello fellow gays, it is me, Corporation. Here to remind you that we support your lifestyle now that it's been leġaļizéd federally and we can capitalize on it safely as a mainstream trend. PAPA JOHNS Why did we have to wait until gay marriage was legalized to support you? No more questions homosexual, just buy the product

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Eyewear - Pride month:*starts* Billion dollar companies about to act like they give a fuck: It's showtime..

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Pride Month *exists* Companies: adidas ourselves, Allow us to Gay

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Headgear - Brands during Pride How do you do, fellow gays?

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Joint - Chris Stedman @ChrisDStedman Brands learning there won't be any pride festivals this summer IES LATER HOMO H sapiens (modern hum

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Adaptation - marketing teams trying to pick a theme for june between blacklivesmatter,stayathome or pride Where have you been? - Emotional hell. made with mematic

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Photo caption - June 1st: exists Literally every company: RAINBOWS RAINBOWS EVERYWHERE

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Vehicle door - Pride Month: *ends* Companies: So long, gay boy!

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Cartoon - corporations deciding what to change their profile picture too JAKE-CLARK.TUMBLR

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Mommy Group Facebook Posts That Range From Cringey To Full Karen

As younger people abandon Facebook for Instagram and TikTok, it seems like we’re more aware of all the crazies that frequent the social networking site. Some of the best places to find unhinged and ignorant people are mommy/parenting groups. There’s an overwhelming number of Covid-19 nonbelievers, people who do extremely weird sh*t with breast milk, and of course – lots of talk of essential oils. If the children are our future, and they’re being raised by these people, we might be more screwed than we thought. 

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Text - Yesterday at 4:26 PM • A When having an unassisted birth if something goes wrong do you call an ambulance ? Also how long do you wait to call the ambulance, I'm a dog midwife so if the dog doesn't push the second pup out within 4 hours you take her in to the emergency vet. So like is there anything with humans ?

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Text - 2:28 facebook So thinking a protest to open playgrounds in is needed...anyone else agree? I am not want to start things like this but come on...the least affected by Covid but forced out of all activities. They are not planning opening playgrounds until July 1 and maybe not even then! Our kids need outside play and other cities around us have opened. I know I can easily take my kids to other playgrounds but we rely on walking to them. We as parents should be the ones to decide what is saf

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Text - this is just absurd. I want all adults to get exercise and am all for it. But if there's one thing this Mama Bear has had enough of during this situation, it's the KIDS being robbed of their rights because they don't have a voice. Adults who are allowed to go to restaurants and grocery stores and work and lap swim could also be the highest risk people for covid, while the extremely extremely low risk kids are punished and not allowed to do the low risk and healthy life-giving activities t

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Text - I currently have covid 19 and I'm 15 weeks. But my symptoms were not bad at all, and I'm actually back at work even though I'm positive and me and baby are just fine 47m Like Reply

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Text - Replies Children under 12 shouldn't wear a mask, especially under 5. The mask truly doesn't help anyways and restricts their airways! Don't waste your time. Maybe tell your children they are super heroes who don't have to wear one because the rest are villains. Or something funny. Lol 18 9h Like that is what I was thinking! He wants to wear it which I find funny but I like your idea! 9h Like Agreed with all of this! 8h Like 2

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Text - 23:26 tacebook 9+ 21 23 hrs Facebook Mentions So... I am the meanest mom ever... Like... Ever. Took the kids to Dairy Queen after dinner. They ordered their dessert choices and we waited about 5 minutes for them to call out our number. The young lady (maybe 17) handed each child their ice cream. Not one looked her in the eye. Not one said thank you. Not to her, not to me... So I waited. I counted to 10 in my head as they dug into their ice cream and the young lady just looked at me (proba

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Text - Does anyone have any solid research on using essential oils for toddlers? My son's OCD is becoming a huge struggle for him and I would so much rather try something natural over medicating like his pediatrician is pushing for. But I feel like everything I'm seeing for oils under the age of 6/7 is so conflicting! Any tips on where to find good info? O Like Comment

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Text - I hope NO store MAKES me wear a mask. I am sorry but with my medical problems I REFUSE to wear a mask. A mask will make me MUCH sicker. I talked to an employee the other day in Wal-mart and she told me since wearing a mask she now has dizzy spells and headaches. She said she has been MUCH sicker wearing a mask. I told her it is because she probably can't breathe in the darn thing. O

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Finger - 9 hrs · 9 Hi guys , sorry about the pic. I was wondering if something like this (silicone rubber) could be used as an arm made with a shoulder for children that are forced to vaccinate, thoughts?

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Text - 10:22 & 6 al 72% Posts 48 mins • E Have any of you mamas had any luck with putting potato in the sock of your child to really pull out any sickness?ceu O Like Comment 1 rep! I did with my husband. He had a fever and was vomiting (a couple years back) and I did this. The next morning he woke up feeling better. 01 44m Like Reply

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Text - ott Pa IVIUI.. 3 hrs · A Would you want your teen child put on psych medication after attempting suicide? What holistic and natural ways would you approach healing trauma to address suicidal thoughts depression ptsd? My 13 yo daughter is coming home from impatient after taking a bottle pills last weekend. I would honestly try oils! I can give you a website where people write their testimonials and maybe you can find something there. http://www.oil-testimonials.com/ Essential Oil & Aromath

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Text - created a poll i 59 mins Should our children be forced to learn to use Arabic numerals as part of their mandatory curriculum? Yes Votes No votes 46 88 Comments O Like Comment

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Text - 3 days ago So, I wish these teachers would do this to make my life easier. these teachers should get our child a laptop, give them access to wifi, set up a ONE ON ONE tutorial for our kid to complete their homework, text them a reminder of their scheduled time the night before, and THEN an actual WAKE UP CALL once they're late?! .... who agrees with me? I miss school. I miss teachers #Respectusparents 14 O 14 O 26

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Text - Hi can you please post anonymously? Hi everyone, I have a kid starting Ki GD in the fall. The idea that they wont be opening and will continue distance learning is not an option for me. My husband is an essential worker and I have a full time job so being home with two young kids while working at a demanding job is not sustainable. I am thinking about starting a class action lawsuit against EESD and the state as they are blocking the education of my 5 year old who will likely not get much

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Text - 5:08 1 •.. I think boys and men should look like boys and men. There is already so much going against these roles in this world today. Something as easy as cutting their hair to allow them to stand apart is important !! 12 5h Like Reply says who? LIKE керту What? 5h Like Reply .what? 5h Like Reply Thats just my opinion. Gender has become very fluid these days and I don't agree with it. I believe God created men and women to be unique and very different from one another including in the wa

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Skin - About 2 days ago, I fell asleep with the window open and got mosquito bites. So did my son. But mines cleared up and my sons is now bigger! It originally was the size of maybe a dime 2 days ago now it's about a dollar quarter size. Is it infected? Should I be concerned? I thought that if I took the day to put medications and gauze on it that it was somewhat help .. but here we are. Also, if it matters. He's VERY clumsy. Falls at least 10 times a day, so when it's began to scab he's fallen

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Text - Has 5 mins Is it safe to have house keeper back ?1 am desperate can't clean anymore 1 Comment Like Comment hal Following. Totally in the same boat!

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Hair - Them Follow When a childless person tells me they're "tired"

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Text - 1 hr · A Any mommas wipe pumped milk all over their face after a shower? No? Just me? Okay. O Like Comment 1

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Font - 7:47 93% Posts Moderator • 3 hrs We fixed the shitty viral meme going around. Enjoy hoars #admin Choose Formula Breastmilk Not Loved Loved Breast IS Best O Like Comment b45 View previous comments Write a comment... (GIF FB/Sanctimommies

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Text - 1:55 O 86° 4G 94% 3 facebook 5 nrs • K How many you ask your partner to leave so you can give birth? I feel like having to consider him in things is stalling my labor. He hasn't done any research or if he has then he doesnt talk to me about any of it. It feels like he expects me to walk him through everything and it's honestly a huge hang up for me because I have a ton of resentment and anger towards him. I was thinking how healing this birth could be for us and blah blah blah but to be h

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Text - 1 min • Hi, I'm wondering if anyone has hard fact evidence that ventilators do more harm than good for the treatment of covid please? I'm looking for my mom bc she believes they are helping ppl. Thank you O Like Comment

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Text - 7:17 O 4G 65% facebook Here's where I sound judgy. But I am just trying to show how "you" are no better Just envision this. You are worried about getting sick so you wear a face mask and vinyl gloves to the grocery store. You then put items like hot pockets and soda in your cart. Not one fresh produce and nothing that resembles vegetables except the micro meal that probably has a few veggies in it. A weeks worth of food, but none of it looks like food. On top of it all you buy a carton of

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Text - Yesteruay at 7:07 pm · Serious question, I expect a serious reply. Trolls just keep to yourselves. Here goes. I have several different types of healing crystals in a silk purse, which is supposed to keep them pure. One crystal is for use when I get a headache. The other crystal comes out when I am down and need to lift my mood. Given both crystals seem to work just fine, is it remotely possible that theres a crystal which helps prevent CoVid 19 and others? Or am I expecting too much? othe

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Text - ... In times of need, don't forget there are mothers out there with spare breast milk! O Like Comment Share 17 1 share Getting a pump now to help sweet babies! 9w Like Reply I don't have much but can help 9w Like Reply Moms with coronavirus will actually have the best breastmilk to fight this shit. Antibodies LLb lol 9w Like Reply

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Text - Yesterday at 2:29 pm IT'S TIME TO CHANGE THE NARRATIVE: "Stop calling it "Quarantine". Quarantine is for the sick. This is house arrest.. Stop calling it "Social Distancing". There is nothing social about forced isolation. Stop saying "Safer at Home". Because for millions of people in abusive situations and with mental health struggles, their home is anything but safe.. Stop saying this is for the "Greater Good". No good can come from the government picking and choosing who is essential a

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So angry right now. My daughter got scanned at school today... Get this, after they played together in the playground in the morning before class. Please research the risks of this new devices they are using. If there was a Virus wouldn't you think they would be at the gate as you enter. Do not let them scan you child on the forehead where your 3rd eye is!!!! I put her in Steiner school to try and get away from all this. I feel it was very sneaky. I have told her not to consent to it and have pr

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Product - Facebook App Sponsored · O Join 8-year old fashionista, Fas she celebrates the Asian and Pacific Islander children's authors that have been keeping her entertained at home with help from THE BOOK CLUB KIDZ Facebook Group. #APAHM #MoreTogether Schoo om Hume Ciderd Tbh. I'm tired of prodigy kids. Especially now! Let them be young! Let them be curious! 7m Like Reply

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Text - ... 10 hrs Does anyone sneak breast milk into their toddlers food to give them an extra boost of vitamins? I have a little extra each day and think it would help protect against Covid? What do you think? 12 38 Comments O Like Comment I sneak my milk into scrambled eggs.. good for the whole family lol

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Text - I just think of the WW2 generation and my ancestors who fought in the American Revolution. Just for us to be told we have to wear masks and can't go to church bc of a virus with a 0.1% mortality rate? It's mind boggling! But don't get me wrong. I don't want the virus! But I also think I either had it or will get it at some point. 6. 4h Like Reply

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Fifteen Masterful Comebacks That Deserve Our Praise

Comebacks are really their own art form. It takes a lot of quick wit and creativity to think of the perfect way to roast someone, after all. So scroll down for some clever roasts and insults, and then click here for more!

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Text - Donald J. Trump O @realDonaldTrump Schools in our country should be opened ASAP. Much very good information now available. @SteveHiltonx @FoxNews O 124K 2:41 AM - May 25, 2020 58.8K people are talking about this Bill Murray @BillyMurray "Much very good information" is ironically the strongest argument one can have to justify opening schools 9:46 AM - May 26, 2020

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Text - They think your haircuts are un-American Well, it was very observant of them because we aren't American, actually

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Text - •5mo There should only be two bathroom types.One specifically for me, and another for everyone else. Reply 1.3k . 5mo 1 Award There is. It's called a diaper. 1.0k

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Statue - Before being burned alive by the Spaniards, chief Hatuey of the island of Hispanola was asked if he wanted to accept Christianity and go to Heaven. Hatuey asked if Spaniards go to Heaven, to which the priest that they do. Hatuey then stated that he'd rather go to Hell where he wouldn't see such cruel people.

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Text - 00000 Virgin ? 13:30 @ 10 60% ( Back More 24 Apr 2014 12:41 Did you fall from heaven...? Because, have sex with me? 24 Apr 2014 13:18 Sorry didn't suffer a head injury during the fall

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Text - Millennials aren't buying diamonds - why? RETWEETS LIKES 173 309 MistyKnights TwistOut @Steph_I Will * Follow Too busy filling out job applications that ask them to attach their resume and then enter what's on that same resume on the next page.

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Text - Biothickness • 3h I think that's called "desperate," not "bisexual." 1 -58 PerAsperaAdlnfiri • 56m See, bisexuality is that I would have sex with men or women. Desperation would be if I had sex with you 1 13

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Text - Chicken pox at 8yrs & shingles around 38yrs I'm still living. No need to vaccinate 180 14h Like Reply View previous replies... One of my mates got hit by a car, he lived. I guess we don't need any of those road safety laws Like Reply O 164 14h

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Text - Isaac Haxton @ikepoker Woman in front of me at airport security has a bottle of frozen water. They want to take it. She says it's not a liquid. No, no... She's got a point.

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Text - 1h I'm proud to be an American because at least I know I'm free Reply - 17m · My pepe is slightly below average. Europeans: Guess I'm enslaved then Vote 3m One sec I'm going to go check if the moon has any other flags on it + Vote 7m My pepe is slightly below average. Call me when your moon flag pays your hospital bills.

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Text - I remember getting a phone call at work, a relative told me my dad died. It was unexpected, he was only 49. I was in my early 20's at the time. I started to tear up, one of the "boomers" on my shift told someone else to take me out back so I could "Man-Up" and compose myself so I could finish out my shift. Reply 5.9k ... Vergenbuurg • 4h 3 7 Awards My father was extremely close with his paternal grandmother... she had raised him at a very trying time in his childhood. She died when he was

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Clothing - BIG DADDY Obigdaddyvinz If being cute is a crime, I Deserve to Be ARRESTED AND JAILED FOR 100 YEARS Kushal Krd K.R.D, 100 years ? for a crime you didn't commit ?

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Text - Kristen Bartlett @kristencheeks Meghan, we live in the same building, and I just walked outside. It's fine. Meghan McCain O @MeghanMcCain Jun 2 My neighborhood in Manhattan is eviscerated and looks like a war zone. DeBlasio and Cuomo are an utter disgrace. This is not America. Our leaders have abandoned us and continue to let great American cities burn to the ground and be destroyed. I never could have fathomed this

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20 Cringey Karen Memes And Outbursts

Is it just us or is 2020 the year of the Karen? It seems that this cursed year has somehow emboldened entitled women despite all the ‘Karen’ backlash that we’re not ashamed to admit we’ve enjoyed. Between the coronavirus pandemic and recent protests against police brutality, every Karen has something to say. And it’s usually a massively combination of offensive, entitled, and ignorant garbage. This mix of Karen contentcovers all of those bases – with a few memes thrown in for a light chuckle. 

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Text - "We're giving children free health care, we're giving them free food, free emotional support.. That's dangerous. That's communism when you think about it." - Rebecca Friedrichs, Conservative Christian Activis PATHEOS.COM Fox News Guest: Children Don't Deserve 'Free Food' Because 'That's Communism'

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Text - The children at my son's elementary school have started referring to me as a "Karen," and mocking my chic hairstyle. Is there anything I can do in the way of legal action to prevent this? I am deeply offended. Hannah Yesterday at 3:42pm e Welp, posting a question about suing 8 year-olds is probably the wrong way to beat the stereotype Like · Comment Share lamebook.com

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Text - Randy Eudy ... 6 hrs · O Black lives DO matter but so does EVERY other color around the world.... ENOUGH SAID!!!!! Angry Omment A Share &You and 13 oths View previous cor ts... Debra Crawford Exactly right Randy!!!!!! Every life matters not just because you're black!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2h Angry Reply View 2 previous replies... Jason Lusby Oh "Debra".

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Product - Kelsey Follow This is appropriation, if a white family dressed up as black characters they would get hate, racism works both ways O - Follow Izanagi. @phnnyShady Bitch the Simpsons are yellow.

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Text - Karen's trippin because she wants a haircut, mask free. Imagine if she was black. Lord, she askin to talk to all the managers. O Like Comment Send 1 Carin Cook I will never wear a mask..l went to three different salons, found one that didn't require a mask...its not about the virus!!!!! 1 6m Like Reply Mary Jo Zavagnin Such a small thing to protect others...."NO HAIRCUT FOR YOU"! 3m Like Reply Carin Cook Mary Jo Zavagnin its ALL political... hello!!!!!!!!!! And your state sucks, ha!

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Text - She became the very thing she swore to destroy Karen General Manager

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Clothing - JEW DE O Like Comment Share 6 Sandi Burk Lordy Mercy. Imagine having those weights to haul around where you'd need damn CHAINS for Bra Straps. Do you know any men that would get that much Silicone in their 'Twins' and chance drowning somebody if they got pricked, literally? Women have a different view. I'm glad I was flat chested! @karensgoingwilds Write a comment... GIF

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Text - @missiwimberly I am So thankful businesses are opening back up. But this is what I had to look at while I got a pedicure today. Apparently my feet are contagious? It's almost more depressing to be in an environment where people act afraid to be touched than to stay home. #stopsocialdistancing III @karensgoingwilds

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Hair - Ultra Karen, Summoner of District Managers SALGOM PACK OF DOGS TERRORIZING GRADY CO. FAMILY N OK 6:04

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Text - K-Know your rights A- Accuse everyone R-Reguest a manager E-Escalate to authorities N-Neglecet reason

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Text - Karen May 5, 2020 O ... Lol today some asian lady actually had the audacity to put on her face mask and go towards the other side walk to avoid ME (A WHITE WOMAN) who definitely does not have corona virus... nice job lady... you started this.

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Text - Meghan McCain @MeghanMcCain My neighborhood in Manhattan is eviscerated and looks like a war zone. DeBlasio and Cuomo are an utter disgrace. This is not America. Our leaders have abandoned us and continue to let great American cities burn to the ground and be destroyed. I never could have fathomed this Kristen Bartlett @kristencheeks Meghan, we live in the same building, and I just walked outside. It's fine.

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Text - Karen You should be ashamed for trying to hurt a business for political beliefs. Yours isn't the only or correct belief system. 15 7h Like Reply Thomas OMG your name is ACTUALLY Karen. Karen, the owner is LITERALLY ENDORSING RUNNING PEOPLE OVER. If anyone should be ashamed, it's you for defending such righteous trash. Please take a whole row of seats. 46 7h Like Reply

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Hair - It is tíme to go. Was I a good person? Bring me your manager No. You were the worst.

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Orange - Karen Replying to @Xbox Still won't be buying my girls (11 and 14) a Playstation! It's junk made in China. Why 21h support them? 230 27 11 207 esOuinn87· 21h Replying to @Xbox Still won't be buying my girls (11 and 14) a Playstation! It's junk made in China. Why support therm 23:28 01 Jun 2 Twitter for iPhone 53 27 63 2,791

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Font - 2:20 1 ail LTE OTARGET POLICE MOM Karen My kids are my world. Kyle Chad Bradley Go do some resear williams Aad Friend We know hun A Works at Karen Who let these monkeys outta they-cages Studied at Mia Green Went to From Aaron James comaraderie Married Autumn Grandberry ... See Karen's About Info The Nigga with the gas mask. you smart Eirynn C "Go grab a charger." Erienrde

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Text - According to our reporters in the field, protests have, for the most part, remained peaceful today. 18:16 · 5/31/20 · Buffer 5 Retweets 19 Likes Karen 24m ! Replying to I would like them removed anyways. 1 more reply

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Text - "Hi, there's a guy causing a disturbance down the street. It looks like he's holding a shield, but it's probably stolen. And he claims he's Captain America. No, he's black."

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Nineteen Cringe Pics For Those Who Want To Feel Uncomfortable

As much as we like to avoid cringey and crazy people in real life, they sure do provide us with plenty of entertainment on the internet. From woefully bad political takes to godawful corny memes, these examples of cringe are sure to leave you with a lot of questions.

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Text - ... rs Y'all accept and admit that the Moon affects the tides of the WHOLE ASS OCEAN but deny that the Moon has any effect on Humans even though we're 70%+ water? Ok ded a new photo to the album: Why. May 26, 2018 This is my kind of spiritual cult nd 7 others 7 Comments 3 Shares O Like Comment Share

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Text - 6:39 GH Lr 47% Search Sep 28 at 11:02 PM • O Trumpeached [TRUMP-eached] noun 1If Trump is impeached, Pence becomes President. Pence pardons Trump and appoints him Vice President Pence resigns, Trump becomes President and appoints Pence as his Vice President. Liberal heads explode. tnAt SNOwflakes shriek Like לו Comment Share

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Text - You don't think universal health care qualifies as a "charity handout"? It's people financing other people's problems. Hey Trent if your house catches on fire I don't want my taxes to go towards financing your problems with my charitable handouts. Be a fucking man and call around to get some quotes on quality firefighting services you lazy shit

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Text - TUE AT 9:30 PM Do u still have this for sale ? 11:19 AM Hello??? U advertising and u not replying to people interested to buy .. are u a scammer??? How does that even make sense? Wow a reply now Yes, I have a job If you don't want to buy it, why are you messaging me? Good way of saying u don't want to sell it to me I don't want to buy it anymore Keep it 11:49 AM Your loss I thought u had a job stop texting me!!!

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Text - Brandon · Sweater Marketplace •.. Sweater $5 Rate Buyer Mark As Sold Brandon Is there anyway I can pay to see O your boobs or nah Brandon Take that as a no I'm parking behind rn Brandon You can take cash right Brandon To both parts Dude please stop A contact left the group. I'm selling the items on market place and that's all Aa

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Text - Tweet E KIRILL @kirill8meout School shootings happen cause nobody is allowed to hit their kids anymore. Gun control? Let's start with kid control. I was afraid to miss my curfew because my mom would throw a lamp at my head. This is the generation of "my mom is my best friend," fuck that. I feared my mom. 5/21/18, 1:05 PM

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Text - Diego Magallona @diegomags You don't raise a generation on Star Wars, Harry Potter, and Hunger Games then tell them not to resist when their people are being oppressed and killed. 02:10 · 5/28/20 · Twitter for Android 9,441 Retweets 30.5K Likes Diego Magallona @diegomags · 2d Replying to @diegomags ...and Lord of the Rings, and The Last Airbender, and the list goes on and on... 277 ♡ 1,003 bagley @microballsack 2d Replying to @diegomags This is why nerds should be murdered Q3 2730 O 350

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Text - Hi everyone! I'm looking for a natural sperm donor meeting these requirements: Age 16-23 Never used any prescription or illicit drugs Never drank except for communiunm Blonde or light brown hair, not overweight, and comes from a 75%+ American background Agrees to forfeit all parental rights at time of birth No payment will be collected during any natural "breeding" sessions, however regular child support payments in the amount of 20% of your income will be expected within the first month

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Text - Vegan 19 minutes ago · I've been so depressed about not wanting to have a Gemini baby ee My baby was born December 1 (a sag like me!), but I was straight up TERRIFIED he'd come a little early and be a Scorpio. Bullet. Doged. 14m Like Reply 31 was petrified mine would come late and be Scorpio e thank god I have a Libran e Che Rabbit Hole Haha I feel you. My son was born late and ended up being a Gemini. But I've actually grown to appreciate Geminis so much more because of him. They have so

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Text - 48 mins · Just did my first Corporate healing on a person that worked for Pepsi. He was completely unaware that they were putting aborted fetus cells in the drinks. He knows now, I believe he ain't going to be drinking soft drink anymore. O Like Comment Share 11 Aborted fetus cells in Pepsi? Sources? 40 m Like Reply View 1 previous reply... Its actually all the Satanic corps that do it because it keeps the unconscious souls trapped in a lower vibration like when you order a big mac you th

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Air Fryer Tips and Recipes 2 hrs · O Is there any air fryer that can handle a family of 8? 2 7 Comments A Like Comment A Share Take it easy Jeffrey Dahmer 2.4K 179 Comments· 483 Shares O Like Comment Share Teis NOT FUNNY!! The man was SICK and mentally unstable!! He was a MURDERER! MURDER IS NOT FUNNY!!A View 105 previous replies First day on the internet?” title=”” width=”538″ height=”960″/>

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Text - is with and 32 others. Yesterday at 4:45am • * Hey everyone as you know my parents have given me until the end of this month to find enslavement or a new place to live. I have applied to all six places within walking distance of my house that would be a good fit for me and have heard nothing back. So I decided to go the second route. Everyone is included in this offer but if your tagged here it's because I think your houselappartment is a perfect fit or I think your wealth is well lived a

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Text - IFSOY BEAN ISUSED TO MAKE PLASTIC AND SOY BEAN RAISES ESTROGEN LEVELS WHY IS SOY IN SO MANY FOODS IN SUPERMARKETS? Liked by iam_mai_art and others mindset.holistic Maybe because this is part of the transgender agenda.

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Moon - ... Any of you NASA believers care to comment on this? I doubt anybody will cuz it don't make sense just like the rest of their stuff WHY IS THE MOON SO BRIGHT IN THE SKY BUT NOT WHEN THEY ARE STANDING ON IT?... MOON 'LIGHT" "WHO'S SWITCHED THE LIGHTS OFF?" O Like Comment Send in Messenger Write a comment... GIF 9+

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Text - Doctorate of science degrees are fancy titles people go after so they don't have to enter the real world and get a real, meaningful job. 3h Like Reply 1.

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Text - l Sprint LTE 10:26 PM 1 O 12% O Like Comment A Share evin Herwie Never lose a good woman without a fight.. Get her pregnant if you have too.. 28 1 Comment 2 Shares O Like Comment A Share

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Text - @decentbirthday Are you still selling the 30 inch TV No, sorry. I sold it a few days ago @decentbirthday How about $200 I already sold it. Sorry $250 I literally do not have it Then don't waste my time

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Text - r/teenagers u/ 36 Awards My parents divorced, and I showed them (individually) a meme that said "To show you the power of Flex Tape, I sawed my Parents' Marriage in Half!" They were not impressed. They're actually quite mad at me Imao. I guess you could say.... That's a lotta damage 21.5k 394 1 Share

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Absolute Madlads Who Need To Be Reined In

What happens when you mix first world anarchy with cringey people on the internet? Absolute madlads. And there’s an entire subreddit dedicated to this kind of tongue-in-cheek male rebellion. r/madlads is an incredible archive of of this behavior. From teens who think they’re tough to brazenly dumb YouTube commenters, these posts and memes are delicious displays of cringey (and sometimes wholesome) hilarity. 

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Text - What would you do if she unplugged your router in the middle of your game & smiled like this? speaker_rakesh l'll Use the time to form a strong romantic relationship with her that'll eventually lead to marriage. When we eventually grow old together and we find ourselves in the hospital on life support l'll bring up the time she had unplugged my router, then l'll unplug her life support and smile like that.

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Motor vehicle - 3h AS 5 Awards Two of my friends have never met eachother. Before they spoke I told both of them that the other is a bit deaf. They shouted at eachother for a few minutes before they realized that I'm an asshole. Reply 12.7k That man's villainy knows no bounds.

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Sky - 5:06 O Q 12%血 urtsys Replies CyberPunk • 1 month ago (edited) 9 year old me after saying bad morning to the teacher 2.7K 目 23

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Text - OMFORT LLTD Ne1234340 ACTION Looking straight at the camera for 1h 1m 2s | videoclip special 700 abonați! 7 views 2 Share Download Save Joshua Balázs SUBSCRIBE 707 subscribers

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Text - O NSFW Nsfw how far have you ever gone in a game of truth or dare? Discussion 2.3k 1.3k 1 Share BEST COMMENTS 9h 1 Award This is probably when I was like 12. I got dared to pee behind a bush. As revenge I dared that person to walk behind the bush barefoot. Reply 1 3.5k

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Text - "My dad likes to leave me messages in his Minecraft server" Hhy is this doubleuide? You don't have a girlfriend.

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Text - Deranged Deranged • 8 months ago D when he said no one can stop him I paused the video 1.9K 目 12 12 replies

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Text - Deein rumn @realDenaldTrump Schools in our country should be opened ASAP. Much very good information now available. @SteveHiltonx @FoxNews 10:41 PM · 5/24/20 Twitter for iPhone 27.5K Retweets 95.4K Likes Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylerc... 11h v Replying to @realuonardtrump @SteveHiltonx and @FoxNews I mean, in his defense, sentences like "much very good information" is probably justification to open schools.

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Transport - CHACHATHER TIMESOFBINDIYA.COM Delhi boy purchases Watermelon from train window, ends up holding it for 16 hours till he reached his destination

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Land vehicle - COS Consequence of Sound Yesterday at 18:35 · Matt Peterson conceived the extreme metal truck after his own bad experience with an ice cream man as a child. HELLGEN CONSEQUENCEOFSOUND.NET Minneapolis ice cream truck plays extreme metal, serves no ice cream

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Text - DO NOT WRITE YOUR ESSAY ON THIS PAGE. Your essay.

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Cartoon - the kid who asks stupid questions Comments 1.3K Rex Jolles • 3 weeks ago 2:10 my school had a sign up list for band and I wrote Patrick Star and the instrument as Mayonnaise and got detention 1.1K 目56

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Dish - Chris Nanoo @nanoorap In Aschaffenburg gibt es jetzt BRIZZA mit süßem Senf und Weisswurst und versteh tbh net warum es 2020 werden musste bis das jemand erfunden hat.

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Text - r/KarmaRoulette u/proud-carpet 13h Make a penis 2963 Votes 434 Ball 2,12k Shaft 404 Ball 2 days 10 hours 47 minutes left 1 850 82 1 Share

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Laptop - r/Minecraft Posted by u/PopeFrancis711 • 3h • i.redd.it Idk how to use auto clicker so I found an onion that pushed the enter button just enough for my afk farm AAAAAAAAAA 600 D YAZ tip NIC nd 2 4. 7. 6. Y. G H. J K L v | B M 3. and wer at HP Pavilion hp Powerful laptop. Thin and light design. GEPORCE TVIDIA

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Text - 10h • KIM JONG POON If you guys say anything transphobic I have to ban you. Vot • 9h anything transphobic 269 ay . 9h R.I.P 78 9h KIM JONG POON BANNED

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Hair - Jay ny %3D "I lost the game."

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Technology - Recorded live PLAYING GOOGLE SNAKE AND NOT DOING HOMEWORK 129 r/TheGamerLounge + Join 1.2k views ... 26:28 Send message i

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Text - 2h I know I'll get a lot of downvoted for this but I don't even know who Kobe is I don't watch basketball and no one in my country watches basketball or plays it so I don't know who he is I only know one basketballer which is lebron james and I haven't seen a single basketball match in my life so I don't even care who lebron James, Kobe or any other basketballer is 个 17 3h Say basketball one more time. 个 18 3h Basketball 田 1 17 +

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Text - 1 Award Aggressively fart or shit as loudly as you can. I once had to shit in the walmart bathroom. I walked in and this family walked right in behind me. They were talking really loudly. So I went into a stall to float a log and literally the moment my cheeks hit the seat, some prick started knocking. I was like " i just sat down. " and he knocked again. I go " use the other stall. " a moment passes and this fucker knocks again. So I've had enough. I released hell in the form of the loud

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Line - A Nigerian man tried climbing onto an airplane's wing to hitch a free ride

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Eighteen Fail-Filled ‘Family Feud’ Moments Worth A Good Old Facepalm

We’re gonna give these people the benefit of the doubt and just assume they were having off-days. Either way, it’s still fun to cringe and laugh at other people’s misfortune sometimes, so scroll down and then click here to see more of that!

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Facial expression - Name something Russia is famous for. Russians.

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Technology - 108 BIRTHDAY 22 BMU TUBE 11 75 Name a day of the year where you really wanna be with friends. 108 BIRTHDAY 22 BMW TUBE 75 December. 217

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Facial expression - During what month of pregnancy does a woman begin to look pregnant? 4 September

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Photo caption - A reason why you might stay indoors on a beautiful day. SGSA Because it's raining ŠGSA

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Forehead - Something you wouldn't want the police to find in the trunk of your car. Gsn Pickles JESSE Gsn

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Hair - Name a yellow fruit. ATOMIC 门S Orange.

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Text - 73 BIN MAN ZEBRA BREAD AM FOOTBALL 17 COTTON UOOLO 11 Something made of wool. 73 4 BIN MAN ZEBRA BREAD AM FOOTBALL 17 COTTON UOOLO 01 11 11 TOTAL 7 Sheep 41100

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News - Name something that follows the word "pork" Upine. KAMILY FEUD

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Facial expression - Name something London is famous for. GSn I'm thinkin' pasta.

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Photo caption - Give us a vegetable you marinate. ATOMIC WEDGIETV.COM 12 Grapes.

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Photo caption - Real or fictional, name a famous Willy. Willy the Pooh.

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Hair - Name something you squeeze. Peanut butter

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Photo caption - Name a kind of bear Раpа

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News - Something only worn by children. NGA Clothes GAME

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Facial expression - If you have a big enough casket, name something you really can take with you. You're dead you're gonna kill your pet cause you didn't make it? A pet. Oh. My. Goodness.

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Forehead - Name an animal whose eggs you'd probably never eat for breakfast. GAME Hamster

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Photo caption - Name something you feel before you buy it. Excited. GsD

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Facial expression - Name a famous Arthur. GST Shakespeare? ENNY Gsn

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25 ‘Unfun Facts’ For People Who Want To Feel Unsettled

We’ve been seeing a lot of wholesome content lately. It makes sense. When the world feels bleak, most people need a little positivity to remind them that even the pain is temporary. This post is not for these people. Reddit user u/mc_gnome took to r/AskReddit requesting people share some ‘unfun facts’ on the thread. The responses weren’t just ‘unfun,’ they’re actually mind-blowingly morbid and depressing. But some people, like us, enjoy learning of the cruelty of nature. And these posts are for you.

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Text - 1 Award When your skin becomes red from spending too much time under the sunlight, it's basically because your skin cells are committing suicide to avoid becoming cancerous. EDIT: Source https://www.google.com/amp/s/ www.livescience.com/amp/38039-what-causes- sunburns.html the process is called apoptosis, and when cells whose DNA gets messed up by UV radiation doesn't commit suicide, that's when it starts growing out of control and thus becomes skin cancer. I'm no expert, but many medical

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Text - Wespiratory • 10h In 2014 the CDC once found a smallpox sample that they had lost and didn't even know it. It was just laying around in some random storeroom. https://www.npr.org/2014/07/08/329884145/in-a- lab-store-room-an-unsettling-surprise-lost-vials- of-smallpox Reply 16.0k •..

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Text - Fenius_Farsaid • 10h 1 Award Fatal familial insomnia exists. It's a rare, prionic brain disease that progressively destroys your brain's ability to sleep. Eventually you stop sleeping altogether, go insane, have seizures, and die. incurable Reply 14.1k ...

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Text - KatAnansi • 10h 2 Awards Brush tail possums are coprophagic (eat their own shit). They need their food to go through their digestive system twice to get all the nutrients. They're nocturnal, so spend the night eating eucalyptus and other plant leaves and flowers. During the day, they curl up into a little ball with their mouths close to their bums, and eat the soft poo as it comes out in. Then while they're out at night, they poo out hard, long pellets of poo, having absorbed all the nutr

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Text - Chocolate_Jesus_ • 10h Around 1.5 million people die from TB annually, which is a disease consistently treatable by antibiotics in almost all cases. Reply 4.3k heichwozhwbxorb • 6h In most places where TB is endemic, HIV is also endemic, and you see a lot of comorbidity with those two. Even if people can afford and access antibiotics, their immune systems are often too compromised to fight it off. 438 ...

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Text - ItsFiin3 • 11h Only one in every 1,000 sea turtles born ever make it to adulthood Reply 20.9k ... p-oonis- • 10h To add to this, saving baby turtles at the beach does less (almost nothing) for conservation compared to protecting adult turtles in the осean. 7.2k ...

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Text - EschatonDreadwyrm • 10h 2 Awards Suicide bombers are a lot easier to identify post- mortem than you'd expect. This is because the blast from the suicide belt hits the base of the head in such a way that the head pops off like a cork. Investigators therefore have a relatively intact head to ID. Reply 30.1k ...

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Text - TheDeputyDude • 9h 1 Award Depends on what you find as "fun" but King Henry VIII exploded in his coffin while the grave was being dug, the mess was cleared up by stray dogs. Reply 11.3k ...

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Text - nawjas69 • 11h a human tooth has 36 calories Reply 9.9k ...

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Text - ashisnotloading • 10h dead people can get goosebumps Reply 3.8k ...

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Text - guitar_chica13• 11h Male cats have spines on their penises that rake the walls of a females vagina to trigger ovulation and to hold the female in place while mating. Reply 6.6k KeeksiLooLoo • 10h I know for a fact the female cats were not consulted about this. 2 6k ...

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Text - Silverfox17421• 10h The youngest female to ever give birth was a Peruvian girl, Lina Medina, who gave birth to a child in 1939 at age 5. She had precocious puberty. The man who molested her was never found, and she was silent about how she got pregnant. She considered her son to be her little brother, and he was also told that this was the case. The case is well documented in medical journals, including photos of her pregnant body. It is also in the Guinness book. In the ensuing years, sh

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Text - 2 Awards The female tarantula hawk wasp stings a tarantula between the legs, paralyzes it, then drags the prey to a specially prepared burrow, where a single egg is laid on the spider's abdomen, and the entrance is covered. Sex of the larvae is determined by fertilization; fertilized eggs produce females, while unfertilized eggs produce males. When the wasp larva hatches, it creates a small hole in the spider's abdomen, then enters and feeds voraciously, avoiding vital organs for as long

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Text - gkibbe • 11h 4 Awards People who handle cockroaches develop allergies to them. This usually prevents them from drinking pre-ground coffee because of the cockroaches that get grounded in with the large batches. Reply 21.7k ...

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Text - adragonthatsgay • 9h 2 Awards Touching an AM radio broadcast tower will kill you, and not only will it kill you, but it will hurt the entire time you're dying. Number one, the voltage is so high that your hands would instantly clamp to whatever charged part of the tower you touched, then because it's oscillating at a frequency your cells can't feel you wouldn't be able to feel yourself being electrocuted until it starts to heat your body from the current, and you'd also be able to hear yo

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Text - Smoother1997 • 12h Sea otters kill and rape baby seals, not always in that order. Reply 12.6k •..

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Text - sbdtech • 9h 3 Awards Whales don't die of old age. Eventually they just don't have the strength to resurface and slowly drown. Reply 18.6k ...

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Text - robocommander • 11h When a male bee (drone) ejaculates, its testicles explode and the drone dies. It is literally a one shot wonder. Reply 13.9k ...

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Text - Behkeybeerkey • 11h There are only 2 states in the US that have outlawed child marriage. One of them only just put it into law a few weeks ago. 23 states don't even have an age limit on marriage. Reply 7.2k ben0216 • 9h It's three states: New Jersey, Delaware, and Pennsylvania, with Pennsylvania being the one to outlaw it a few weeks ago. We still have a long way to go, though.

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Text - PM_Me_Nudes_2_Review • 13h 1 Award That brain eating amoebas exist at all, and is also pretty commonly found in freshwater ponds and lakes. Apparently only 4 people have survived getting it in the last 50 years. Reply 29.3k ...

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Text - cocaineandcaviar • 9h The first first responder to die in 911 was killed by someone jumping out of the building and landing on them Reply 1.8k ...

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Text - Olli3popp • 11h Scuba Divers can experience a sudden change in pressure when swimming near pipes and will get sucked inside, doesn't matter the size of the hole. It's called Delta P, worst part? Someone else usually has to go inside the pipe to remove the body. Reply 19.7k

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Text - yo_gabba_gavin 12h 3 Awards There are at least 8 nuclear weapons known to be missing. edit: just woke up to this! Thank you for the awards! And thank you for wishing me a happy cake day! Reply 47.5k

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Text - nopekill • 11h 2 Awards Every unborn baby grows a moustache in the womb, which then spreads to cover the entire body. The baby then eats the entire hair called lanugo, and excretes it after birth with their first bowel movement, which is a substance called meconium Reply 9.1k

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Text - Omny87 • 12h 1 Award When preparing a body for an open casket, the mortician will sew the person's jaw shut (to keep their mouth from flopping open) and place special contact lenses on the eyes lined with hooks, both to keep the eyelid from snapping open due to shrinking tissues, and to give the eye a bit more natural bulge, as the eye tends to sink into the socket after death. Reply 33.8k ...

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X Factor Contestant Throws Epic Tantrum

She doesn’t seem too open minded toward the whole idea of rejection. Man, oh, man. 

She doesn’t seem too open minded toward the whole idea of rejection. Man, oh, man. 

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Woman Attempts To Sell Stolen Astroturf, Dramatic Comment Hilarity Ensues

Facebook is a wonderfully entertaining cesspool of freaks. From pyramid scheme promoting momsto anti-vaxxers, the whole site is a veritable goldmine of cringe.And we’ve just stumbled upon some Grade A material. After her ex-boyfriend’s mother talked smack about her dead grandmother, one enterprising woman took it upon herself to steal some astro turf from the maternal shit-talker. And then tried to sell it. While some of her Facebook friends were supportive of the criminal act, the mom herself makes an appearance in the comments and things go downhill (or uphill, depending on how you look at it) from there. 

Warning: if you’re sensitive about foul language, do not proceed. These people boast very colorful vocabulary.

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Grass - Holly •.. Sunday at 11:42 · Does anyone need artificial grass? I stole it out my ex boyfriends mums house last night after she chatted shit about my dead nan, selling for £1 but will take any other offer going from 5p HMU Haha You and 4.2k others 10,297 shares Macey Should have took her wheelchair too 920 2 d Like

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Text - Demi Solved it amicably then 2 d Like Ib 117 O Macey Demi fuck that mate she was giving it on the phone to holly last night "wheres ya nan at" haha wheres your fucking grass at Carol you dead leg cunt b 2.3k 2 d Haha Holly Demi no they keep chatting shit l'm going back for the solar panels tonight 3.2k 2 d Haha

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Text - Lisa I suggest you give my sister her grass back before l'm banging on your fucking door. i1.3k 1 d Like Lisa Very classy of you Macey considering you was the biggest regret of my sons life. 1 d Like b 266 Macey Lisa I'm not the regret the fact that he never successfully got to eat my ass is SDO 2.9k 1 d Like Macey So fucking button it 795 1 d Like Lisa If I was your mother I would be so disappointed in you and what you have become. 156 1 d Like Macey Well that's good Lisa cause you ain't

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Text - Lisa dunno how u think you can talk to folk like that we all ken ur son used to cut aboot looking like a orange traffic light on MDMA until he dyed his wee hair shut up 785 1 d Like Lisa My sons never been on MDMA. 431 1 d Like ОМасеу That's a fucking lie his buzz light year jaw used to swing more than fucking Tarzan to chinfinity and fucking Mars with the way that cunt was going 1 d Like .3k לו Holly Lisa been on mdma yet he was ringing my your sons never exs mate in London for it 248 1

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Text - A Macey How are you of all people even gonna chat shit about us? Id rather be a "trouble making gypsy" than sit down and have one of your roast dinners again love cause you deserve a life sentence just for that barely even a roast potato on it yet us gypsies are "the ones with a bad name" go put a potato on your roast you tight fucking cunt b 3.1k 1 d Haha DO 54 1d Like Lisa And did you have to eat the roast Macey? Nope. 115 1 d Like A Macey And did I eat the roast Lisa ? Nope I threw it

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Text - Lisa and you really do think Macey your something don't you? 35 1 d Like Macey I fully blame your sister for global warming shut your fucking dish Lisa 513 1 d Like Macey Oh here we fucking go again Lisa it ain't my problem your captain thunderglasses husband got ripped off once and if were ripping everyone off then what are you doing with them roast dinners ? how could you even call it a roast dinner fuck all was roasted 702 1 d Like Lisa Keep fucking mouthing off Macey and I'll stick yo

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Text - A thought a wis having a shite time with this name imagine waking up to find oot you've got nae fucking grass 2 d Haha I 1.2k Jobbie Harry Heokey 2 d Like Holly Update: his mums now texting me saying if I don't give her back the artificial grass she is taking legal action, not my first court case Carol fucking take me u cunt 4.5k 2 d Haha Macey Holly tell her to race you for it mate 2 d Like 251

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Text - Cheyenne You best be posting a pic of them solar panels tonight I need a follow up to this 496 1d Haha 1 d Like OS 10 Holly Lisa and Macey are still arguing and Lisa has now in fact just been called a bald cunt 1 d Haha .412 לו

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Green - Brandon Would this still technically be called a turf war? 1.3k 1 d Haha

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36 Impressively Lazy ‘Not My Job’ Moments

We’ve got to hand it to these lazy individuals. In the most creative way possible, these craftsmen and construction workers absolutely refused to do someone else’s job. So they found workarounds that, while extremely amusing, may not have made their clients happy. But we’re more than happy to show some appreciation for their efforts.

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Road - Winner of the "Not My Job" Award ADOT Litchfield Park, AZ 85

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Road - IT'S NOT MY FUCKING JOB

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Pedestrian crossing

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Sidewalk - 16-17 MAI

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Grass - my jöb here Is done

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Tree - Not my job avward goes to

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Land vehicle - 4019K

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Land vehicle - R767 8CY

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Plaster - INCHE GKAR SPATANTH BE-ADX

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Hand - STAND BEHIND THE YELLOW LNE

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Toilet - THE W НЕ INNER OF "NOT MY FUCKING JOB"

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Text - CRUSH S-2160, ULINE, 1-800-295-5510 DO NOT DOUBLE STACK

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Cursed & Cringey Pics For Brave Eyes

There’s something exhilarating about watching people crash on burn in movies and television. The same goes for insane posts on the internet. From cringey anime memes to unhinged people on Facebook, the internet is a freaking goldmine of uncomfortable and disturbing content. You just need to know where to look. And because we’re benevolent people, we’ve done that looking for you.

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Tattoo - 31 You (like Heaven, don't you Mommy? @ March 10 1973- March14 2019 LOCATION: SPARTANBURG SC

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Cartoon - ANIME S MY ONLY FROM THIS ESCAREN BULLSHITN PEEJAY-KUN CALLED REALITY

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Community - #TJHTEAM You're White, Im Black.. Let's Make A Panda 590K views 14K 418 Share Download Save

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Cartoon - You'll never understand my pain hehe.. sorry.sorry, Basic 14 white girls who listened to Billie Elish once Me who just lost my dog in Minecraft

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Face - ... 10 May at 04:14 May 9th Self Care Saturday (Mommalorian was feeling a little better, hers head still has boo-boo, i heawls hers) 6ATM

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Face - #Dontcallme karen

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Shoulder - st to brnl This is me after I take the red pill

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Hair - Yes Elsa? Jack? Promise me you won't love ancther gin Youre the only giri I Of Course excect me. lovenow. She'll call but in ten years, Til love another cil. you 'Mommy

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Head - CHeyallyou cool cats and kittens

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Text - 5 days ago Shared publicly Nice music ladies. You are very attractive :). I am a mod over at Ir/theredpill. If you are tired of dating beta males, come talk to me :). Or don't, I don't really care (I am an alpha male and we don't really care if you want us or not). But if you DO decide you would like to talk to me, not that I care if you do, don't be surprised if I don't want to play silly games. I know what I want, and I take it. I don't fool around trying to play mind games and suppleme

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be me >Go to twitch >make a new account with real name >Search for low viewer female streamers. 147 KB PNG >Click follow. >9 of 10 times she will say my name and some qt shit >save the clip Everytime i need some human interaction i just open a video of a qt3.14 saying my name” title=”” width=”640″ height=”640″/>

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Text - "TO LIKE TO GET IN YOUR PANTS "WHY?" "BECAUSE I S ITIN MINE"

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Leg - Aerobic SELF DEFENSE ROLAND ISENGS A COMPLETE WORKOUT PROGRAM FOR EVERYONE ANOTHER WORKOUT THIS ONE MAY SAVE YOUR LIFEL 1snr tON NTA 5003 IRS. DOUBEFRE LOW IMPACT AEROBIC WORKOUT VIDEO

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Helmet - HOUSTON TEXAS

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Facial expression - I forgot to turn off the flash

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Yoda - I maked breffest for my Mammalorian and Daddalorian dis morning, but I forgetted to put da bacon out.0opsies!

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Text - Oh by the way, there was a study done, when women find out your a bodyguard 8 out of 10 will (no joke!) literaly get turned on instantly and get wet, and 10 out of 10 think its "hot" or "sexy" lol. GIF Type a message, @name...

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Canidae - ANEVER LET THEM SEE THAT THEY DAY TAHK CABEAR GET TO YOU PAWS

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Cartoon - Hey dad! You wanna play some thumb wars? No. By Twistedz Saiyan 3/24/ia Oh come on! 1-2-3-4- I -5-6-7-8 Declare a thumb That's the hand war! I use to Masturbate,

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Lana Del Rey Gets Dragged For Her Cringey Instagram Rant

Lana Del Rey is no stranger to media controversy, and this time she’s gotten herself into hot water for ranting on Instagram about her disdain for the subject matter in the music of top female artists, including Beyonce, Doja Cat, Ariana Grande, and Cardi B. She continued, stating that there’s no place in the music industry for women like her who are being their “authentic, delicate selves” and don’t look “strong or necessarily smart” in their lyrical content. People started coming for Ms. Del Rey on social media, saying that her comments were entitled and racist for pointing mainly toward women of color. Just scroll down and read the debate and reactions for yourself, because honestly this sh*t is exhausting, y’all.

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Cartoon - Hannah Hanks @hlessel_hanks #LanaDelRey at this very moment may i have a crumb of oppression

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Photography - roberto o @heliosbaby "everybody mad at lana didn't read the whole thing" 4:42 AM May 21, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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Forehead - E. @Nwanu Lana's publicist this morning 7:14 AM - May 21, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone

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Text - lanadelrey O Bro. This is sad to make it about a WOC issue when I'm talking about my favorite singers. I could've literally said anyone but I picked my favorite fucking people. And this is the problem with society today, not everything is about whatever you want it to be. It's exactly the point of my post- there are certain women that culture doesn't want to have a voice it may not have to do with race I don't know what it has to do with. I don't care anymore but don't ever ever ever ever

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Text - lanadelrey O And my last and final note on everything - when I said people who look like me - I meant the people who don't look strong or necessarily smart, or like they're in control etc. it's about advocating for a more delicate personality, not for white woman – thanks for the Karen comments tho. V helpful

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Cartoon - nyi @NEEDYINLOVE "come outside, lana. ain't nobody finna jump you!" 4:31 AM - May 21, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Natalie Walker @nwalks Question for the culture: Its actually more of a comment– 12:54 PM May 21, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Aye throw that Boyz II Men on @DragonflyJonez And seriously what the hell is Lana Del Rey even crying about? Every time she drops,she does numbers and critics go crazy. Gotdamn you cant let Doja Cat have her moment? That young lady stuck french fries up her nostrils to get us to pay attention. She earned this.

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Shoulder - SOSHAHI distancing HUBÆN @J_Hussain05 Lana adding Ariana into her essay so she doesnt come across as racially insensitive Tlat 7:12 AM - May 21, 2020 · Twitter for Android

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Adaptation - Zayn On Me @ForReal58296754 #LanaDelRey checking her ig after getting roasted

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Text - beangoth @beangothh Doja cat: ass and titties. Lana del rey:

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Text - Zoey @zoeyy227 Only person to defeat Lana is Azealia Banks, someone wake her up! 9:23 AM - May 21, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Former Broadway Playwright Jeremy O. Harris @jeremyoharris lana del rey takes ONE university of phoneix poetry seminar and becomes Kate from my MFA playwriting workshop whose favorite writers are Jonathan Safran Foer, Sam Shepard and Lucas Hnath.and who openly wishes we would program as many plays about GENDER as we do abt rAcE! 12:14 PM · May 21, 2020 · Twitter Web App

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Twenty-Eight Instances Of Unbridled Ignorance: COVID-19 Edition

The people disobeying lockdown orders right now are like the kids in your fourth grade class who wouldn’t follow the rules so the teacher kept punishing the entire class. So just remember, the more y’all keep breaking the rules the longer we all have to be in lockdown! 

Now scroll down if you want to see some incredibly cringe-inducing posts, but honestly, we would understand if you don’t.

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Text - Some dude asked me why I didn't have a mask on in the grocery store. I told him I don't believe in conspiracy theories.

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Protest - Fiets Ova Fit THE CIVE MY VEKUS TS A HAX DAUCHTER HER SENIOR YEAR BACK! Do Where Bea

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Text - Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren To the pro-eternal shutdown cheerleaders, when your favorite government pals start canceling pride parades, we better not hear a peep out of you!!! 1:16 PM · May 7, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 1.3K Retweets 10.3K Likes Thor Benson @thor_benson · May 7 Replying to @TomiLahren They were canceled last month, genius. 25 27 130 7.1K Obi Dox Kenobi @obibluraven · May 8 She didnt know because there wasnt massive protests, which also kills her arguement. 27 3 229 1 more repl

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Motor vehicle - Land of the F REE ? Home of the BRAVE AFRAID

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Protest - TYRANNY SPREABING FASTER THAN CHINA VIRUS IS THE REOPEN * NOW

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Text - May 12 at 8:41 AM • O I will not be vaccinated (chipped) for the coronavirus. Who else is willing to share this?

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People - AIN OPS UP The 200, Legoland +Disney

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Protest - 53333B STOPRONNG MY SENIORYEAR wRL STATER

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Mode of transport - Los ANGELES POLICE DEPARTMENT MAY 1 Man refusing to wear mask breaks arm of CAN Target employee Two men were arrested for felony battery after starting a fight with employees at a Los Angeles Target store over wearing masks inside the store. Source: CNN

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Protest - :76 FREE THE IF T RERSES Fuhrer THE CROM HUMANS MALZ WE DENAND NY KE GO TO LORK! FREEDOM! ZICHA

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Text - Would be nice to meet you ;) I agree. Sucks about corona hey :( This is all fake is no any virus tv lies Google it Oh boy

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Protest - MY BODY, MY CHOICE = ABOPTION, THEN MY BODY, MY CHOICE = REOURED SOREGUERO BEGUREO TESTING NES

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Protest - POLO EAS MY BODY SHOICE TO WORK

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People - AM SO TOTALLY OVER THIS

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Protest - WE WILP THE NOT DOWN DONT TREAD ON ML COMPLY WE DEEM OUR GOVERNOR NON-ESsentiAL LC FreedoM TruMPS The COMMIE VIRUS

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Text - Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti ..thus proving that squats and push-ups can be done anywhere...? twitter.com/WFLA/status/12... WFLA NEWS @WFLA Replying to @WFLA WATCH: Protesters calling for gyms to reopen in Florida are doing squats and push-ups outside the Clearwater courthouse 8.wfla.com/2L9NDUQ #Florida #COVID19 HAPPENING NOW: CLEARWATER GYM PROTEST wfla. NOW com f NEW WFLA FANS-KELLEY TAMMIE, MARY MARGARET ESTILL, ANTHONY MCCOMSEY, ANN NEVENI SANZ 1-800 ASK-GARY 675K 10:59 AM - May 1

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Protest - IWANT ALONE TIME FROM MY WIFE BACK #OPENMN

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Protest - Terminology you understand! ABORT Grace the stay at home order! Something Else Boutique Bedford, VA

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Font - Read MY Lips Silent NO NEW EXTENSIONS

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Text - No FaceMasks ETRA k Here allowed in store! lower your mask or go Somewhere else. Štop listening 2 Pritzrer he's a dumbases If you can't comply with store policy of our employees sa fety I suggest you go some where else.

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Text - Can somebody please prove that the Coronavirus is killing people? |and 50 others 157 Comments 3 Shares O Like Comment Share View previous comments 3 of 54 OMG you are kidding I hope. Like Reply 3h l am absolutely not kidding. Don't you think that we should all be demanding proof before we let our lives be destroyed by the side effects of this pandemic? Like Reply 3h Edited My dead brother in law is proof Like Reply 3h |Somebody dying is not proof. Like - Reply 4m

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Text - Sunday at 11:41 · Wearing a mask causes u2 breath in your own carbon monoxide slowly poisoning urself & breaking down ur immune system. Facts

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Flag - I'o RATHER DIE ON MY FEET THAN LIVE ON MY KNEES! III

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People - COVID-19 IS A LIE NFD WORKE AMERVO WORKE COVID-19 IS A LIE NFD

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Hysterical Karen Has Mask Meltdown On Facebook Live

We’ve officially reached the Golden Age of Karens. And with lockdowns and restrictions “impinging” on their entitled idea of “rights,” there seems to be a greater number of these histrionic white women coming out of the woodwork. Twitter user @shrimpbinch managed to find a prime example of this kind of woman having a complete meltdown on Facebook Live. It seems this Karen simply cannot handle having to wear a mask. She dramatically lists the “symptoms” she experienced while wearing the protective face wear. The symptoms all sound like someone who is experiencing anxiety. But in her mind, it’s clear that she believes the masks are harming her health and violating her rights as an American. The fun doesn’t stop there. @shrimpbinch did some digging and discovered that this “victim” is deep in the insidious MLM scene and has been shilling essential oils that many anti-vaxxers think will cure any illness. The whole thing is mind-boggling, and you can watch the video and hate-read her essential oil promotions below. 

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Text - shrimp binch @shrimpbinch just looked at her page and she's trying to sell mlm style essential oils I am not making this up 3:17 PM · 5/20/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - shrimp binch @shrimpbinch jesus fucking christ oils specifically for kids' bellies, but it works great on us adults too!! Hey friends!! Listen up mamas. If you have ever EVER been interested in getting these oils into your family's hands... been looking for some SIMPLE ways to bring nontoxic goodness & simple solutions into your home... This. Is. It. Are you seeing this right here??!! Feather the Owl diffuser - cutest diffuser in the world! It is a combo sound machine, nightlight, diffuse

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Text - Hey friends!! Listen up mamas. If you have ever EVER been interested in getting these oils into your family's hands... been looking for some SIMPLE ways to bring nontoxic goodness & simple solutions into your home... This. Is. It. Are you seeing this right here??!! If you're not actively ordering from Young Living... we need to TALK. (Like toda... because this is crazy time-sensitive). I would love to help you get this set into your home! These five oils are crucial for your family's well

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Text - Sleepylze - all the bedtime oils mixed together - this one is great in the diffuser for helping your kiddos drift off to sleep quickly! I LOVEE it! After applying to your kiddos, rub your hands over their pillow for dreamy sleep. * Tummygize - all things tummy!! Mixed blend of oils specifically for kids' bellies, but it works great on us adults too!! Feather the Owl diffuser - cutest diffuser in the world! It is a combo sound machine, nightlight, diffuser & cool mist humidifier. PERFECT f

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Text - shrimp binch @shrimpbinch how is this a real person who exists Thank you to all who have commented!! I'm not sure if I can respond to each of you, but WOW! You've blessed me so much with your support. I've been feeling so lonely and looking back at the video I think what I was feeling grief. It's like something has died. Yes. I know that PEOPLE have died. And for that I'm very sad. Other things have died too....and some of those things need to be resurrected!! We can care about human life

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Photo caption - Heather is tired @Cookhm81 Replying to @shrimpbinch Hahahaaaaa corona virus headed to the U.S. White women with essential oils

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Text - Mary Johanna @MaryJohanna6 Replying to @shrimpbinch That is way out there, too bad there is no oil for quarantine anxiety. 8:08 PM · 5/20/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - mh40k @mh40k Replying to @shrimpbinch mine her for golden content please 3:19 PM · 5/20/20 · Twitter Web App 5 Likes One • Punch • Mickey e @bre... · 11h Replying to @mh40k and @shrimpbinch No way I can't take any more lol

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Trashy Moments That Belong In A Landfill

It’s said that times like these bring out the best in people. And that might be true for a percentage of the population. But we’re willing to bet that the sad souls below won’t be contributing anything but cringe to society during this difficult time. Some of them (ahem, daft mask protesters) could even kill  their fellow humans. We’ll never not be disturbed by this kind of trashiness, but these insane people remind us to live compassionately and with intelligence.

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Entitled Lady Wants Lamb For Free

Wow, apparently the other free food being offered was not enough. Nope, this entitled lady needed to have that lamb for free. Just reading through this exchange, one can pick up a feeling of hopelessness when it comes to reasoning with these kinds of people. 

It’s as if they’ve unconsciously devoted their time toward looking for a problem, wherever they can create one in the world. And when they’re met with acts of genuine helpfulness, they skim right over it, to make noise where no noise need be made. Oh well. 

Wow, apparently the other free food being offered was not enough. Nope, this entitled lady needed to have that lamb for free. Just reading through this exchange, one can pick up a feeling of hopelessness when it comes to reasoning with these kinds of people. 

It’s as if they’ve unconsciously devoted their time toward looking for a problem, wherever they can create one in the world. And when they’re met with acts of genuine helpfulness, they skim right over it, to make noise where no noise need be made. Oh well. 

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Text - 08:42 l 90% Vo) LTE2 1 uman.c... 08:00 to me Sent from ProtonMail mobile Hello s l've just got to know that you're the general secretary of Newwave STS NGO. I've put up a request last week about changing the free food menu. No ine likes to eat fish everyday. Also please buy a new blueberry extract sanatizer. The lon sanitizer is just pathetic. My husband doesn't like the smell. ...

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Text - A teth Really sorry for the problem you're facing. Please understand that these are tough times and fish provides almost all sorts of necessary nutrients. If you don't like fish there's a vegetarian option of potato and ladyfinger. Sorry we won't be able to change the menu if our free food menu. Show quoted text

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Text - 08:04 to me There has to be a limit of lying. Just yesterday I saw that a volunteer of your NGO was delivering packed chickens and vegetables to plot no. 19. It's just beside my apartment. Sent from ProtonMail mobile II

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Text - 3 all 2 l 90% | Vo)) 08:42 2 06 A Sorry. They were just delivering goods the old man living in plot 19 ordered. They paid for it. We're just volunteering so that the old and vulnerable don't have to come out and buy stuff. Show quoted text ...

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Text - 08:08 T to me v Oh! Then why can't you deliver something other than fish to me? Sent from ProtonMail mobile Original Message - Show quoted text

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Text - A Ma'am. The pack of fish and rice comes from the NG0 fund. We've limited means. We can't change our menu for one single person. But we're happy to help if you want to get something delivered. Just tell us what do you need and our volunteers will buy it for you. You can pay via Gpay. We'll also santize the product cover. II

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Text - all 2 ll 90% O Vo) 08:43 3 T Why do I need to pay if you're a NGO? My son and husband has been craving for some nice lamb. If you don't deliver lamb by tomorrow morning l'll have to register a complaint against your NGO. You can't charge money and then call it a NGO. Spend some more from the NGO fund. Sent from ProtonMail mobile ... ...

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Text - Jo.17 A Ma'am delivering goods for free is just a special service we're providing during the lockdown. We'll be happy to deliver the lamb for you but you'll have to pay for that. But the free food menu will not change. It will remain the same. Fish, rice, salad and curd. We're really sorry but we can't do better than this with the limited funds we've. Show quoted text

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Text - 08:18 T to Your NGO will be closed by tomorrow and get ready so spend the rest of your life in judicial custody. Sent from ProtonMail mobile II

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Chad The Alpha Asks Man To Break Up With Girlfriend

Oh man, “Chad the Alpha” is on one. This conversation just stinks of delusions. Alpha bro reaches out to another dude and literally asks him to break up with his girlfriend, because he suspects that she’ll be happier with him. Yeah, okay, Chad. 

Oh man, “Chad the Alpha” is on one. This conversation just stinks of delusions. Alpha bro reaches out to another dude and literally asks him to break up with his girlfriend, because he suspects that she’ll be happier with him. Yeah, okay, Chad. 

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Text - Active now 12:47 PM Hey man, can I talk to you about I guess so what about her

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Text - I've been talking with her a lot and we've grown pretty close. I know you're her boyfriend and all but I was gonna politely ask if you could break up with her? I just really feel a connection to her and she would be happy with me That's funny because she told me you were creepy and constantly text her even when she doesn't reply. You need to stop talking to my girlfriend and get tf out of my dms

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Text - LOL You know she's just using that as an excuse because she'd rather tell you that then the truth, which is that she met a nice, charming alpha male You betas are all the same.

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Text - Wtf did you make her block me Tbh I should thank you I didn't even want that ugly whore anyway have fun with her though beta Double tap to like You're insane

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Terrific Tumblr Tidbits (43 Posts)

This roundup of Tumblr posts is guaranteed to get you laughing, because Tumblr always has a way of putting a little smile on your face with its wit. Don’t believe us? Just scroll down to see.

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Text - Pony Starwars @tigersgoroooar Following Damn boy are you a condom because it feels better when you're not here

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