Chad The Alpha Asks Man To Break Up With Girlfriend

Oh man, “Chad the Alpha” is on one. This conversation just stinks of delusions. Alpha bro reaches out to another dude and literally asks him to break up with his girlfriend, because he suspects that she’ll be happier with him. Yeah, okay, Chad. 

Oh man, “Chad the Alpha” is on one. This conversation just stinks of delusions. Alpha bro reaches out to another dude and literally asks him to break up with his girlfriend, because he suspects that she’ll be happier with him. Yeah, okay, Chad. 

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Text - Active now 12:47 PM Hey man, can I talk to you about I guess so what about her

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Text - I've been talking with her a lot and we've grown pretty close. I know you're her boyfriend and all but I was gonna politely ask if you could break up with her? I just really feel a connection to her and she would be happy with me That's funny because she told me you were creepy and constantly text her even when she doesn't reply. You need to stop talking to my girlfriend and get tf out of my dms

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Text - LOL You know she's just using that as an excuse because she'd rather tell you that then the truth, which is that she met a nice, charming alpha male You betas are all the same.

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Text - Wtf did you make her block me Tbh I should thank you I didn't even want that ugly whore anyway have fun with her though beta Double tap to like You're insane

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21 Cringey Times Reply Guys Risked It All

If you’ve ever spent time on social media, you’re probably aware of the existence of “Reply Guys.” The term refers to men who go out of their way to reply (unsolicited) to women’s tweets or slide into dms with comments that are generally very inappropriate and very horny. While we’re sure these messages are generally disturbing and annoying to recipients, we have to admit that the cringey ballsiness of the senders is incredibly entertaining. Twitter account @guyinthereply has set out to document these creepy messages, and their archive is filled with pure gold. We’ve put together some of the more tame examples but you can visit their twitter for the stuff that is decidedly NSFW. 

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cringe - Text - samflower @milkygoddess 15h so i'm sitting there, tears on my titties t 4.8K 13 15K Glen Follow Replying to @milkygoddess @nudeulls Hi Would you like to be my sugar baby,where you would be getting a weekly allowance of $200 twice in a week DM me only from USA and Canada only 6:48 PM 23 Jun 2019 1 Like

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cringe - Text - ignatius Follow I cannot even put it into works how much i am in love with you. I would give up my family and other loved ones just to have a conversation with you. I would let you marry then divorce me and take everything, ruining my life. I would beg for you to take me back in as im dying. Kat @Kyaandere I will try hard to make you love me 8:34 PM 22 Jun 2019

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cringe - Text - Sexy Fat Man@ Replying to @Virescence Hello, I really like your voice...I understand if you do not want to follow me ... I know that today, you have a fat man by your side .. 3h 2 1 Lo ti Sexy Fat Man@ and that as we say in Mexico, "you only have eyes for him" (that means you can not be attracted to another man, but for him ...)

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cringe - Screenshot - The Boston Batman @coherentstates 20h 0:02 6,349 views t 21 29 432 Dozza Follow Replying to @coherentstates This is legitimately a good look for you, no joke, it really suits you. 7:40 PM - 21 Jun 2019

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cringe - Text - Iris 30 old years 20/05/2019, 9:23 pm 45 years age 20/05/2019, 9:52 pm You are single yes or no? 21/05/2019, 12:29 am You are single yes 21/05/2019, 7:44 am Yes iris single 21/05/2019, 3:03 pm Yes iris that is good, will you sent me the penis pictures 21/05/2019, 3:22 pm Why would you tell us FBI yes or no? 21/05/2019, 3:24 pm I would never do that iris! 21/05/2019, 3:28 pm

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cringe - Text - Disco Brat (Heartthrob Failure) @XTorinXBot Jun 20 i need a fag so bad rn Jillien @ Jun 20 You can have me : 1 Disco Brat (Heartthrob Failure) @XTorinXBot Jun 20 cigarette Jillien Follow Replying to @XTorinXBot Yeah i knew don't worry, are still having chills ? 3:29 AM 20 Jun 2019 1

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cringe - Text - Disco Brat (Heartthrob Failure) @XTorinXBot Jun 20 nah just withdrawls i guess Jillien @ Jun 20 Yeah, hang in there sweety 1 Disco Brat (Heartthrob Failure) @XTorinXBot Jun 20 doing. what i can Jillien @ Jun 20 Maybe you could do me Disco Brat (Heartthrob Failure) @XTorinXBot Jun 20 im good thank you Jillien Follow Replying to @XTorinXBot Yeah sry strength to you 3:33 AM - 20 Jun 2019

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cringe - Text - chloe westley @LoveWestley 20h (and a few protestors) @TPointUK Nights out with the girls ti 10 27 202 Ken Follow Replying to @LoveWestley @TPointUK If I was forty years younger, the only thing that would stop me would be a hand on my chest and a firm but friendly 'No, Ken.' 2:12 PM - 20 Jun 2019

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cringe - Text - lina abascal @linalovesit 3 Oct 2018 I wanna get so high I hear these plants growing t 7 66 Marcin Lulek Follow Replying to @linalovesit Now imagine someone farts when you are in this state;) 7:55 AM - 3 Oct 2018 1 Like 1

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cringe - Text - Dio Can I destroy you 5/23/19, 10:48 PM You can no longer send Direct Message Learn more

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cringe - Face - 3HxeAyaHHa @3nheduanna Jun 14 Lisa from Castlevania t 1 34 matt Follow Replying to @3nheduanna I'm going to come to your home and live in your toilet 11:11 PM - 14 Jun 2019

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~< *blushes and 5:33 PM oh uh thanks ?? 5:35 PM No problem uwu *waddles up to you* I saw that you tweeted about being bi *blushes beet red* Would you want to… *looks away in embarrassment* w-w- would you want to have a threesome 5:38 PM absolutely fucking not 5:38 PM” title=”” width=”800″ height=”1261″/>

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cringe - Text - Kayla Elizabeth @VixenRogue Jun 15 Looks like my Saturday night plans just took a turn. In all seriousness though WHYYYY Today 6:40 PM But stuff? 4 26 TimPatriot @ Jun 16 Generally guys will say this to girls they don't think are all that on the off chance they can get in cheap if you're desperate. If he thinks you're someone with true potential he's not coming at you raw like that. You asked Kayla Elizabeth

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cringe - Text - rachel @_rparsons Jun 17 Maybe the divorce rate would go down if men's standards for "wife material" were more than 1-Good looking 2-Ability to cook hamburger helper t 7 110 Caleb Park Follow Replying to @_rparsons Dam..you ladies need to find you a man that'll treat you like queens and not like middle school girlfriends. On behalf of "men" I'm sorry they can't open their damn eye's. 2:58 PM 17 Jun 2019 -

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cringe - Text - So are you actually a lesbian or do you swing both ways a bit? 21h It's possible that you just haven't been with the right guy 21h Please respond? 6h

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cringe - Text - LeeLee @LILIBITCH 1m I'm horny 1m Menace @ Prove it Menace Replying to @ and @LILIBITCH Prove it now 12:11 AM 6/16/19 Twitter for iPhone 1 Like

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cringe - Face - Talia Lavin@chick_in_kiev - 2h shag day 2: i still adore it 12 202 Gangsta Those lips, though.-) humdinger Follow Replying to@ @chick in_kiev Which lips... 2:14 PM - 15 Jun 2019

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cringe - Text - RipleyShaine @ThatOne Re... .1h I would love a Fallout: New Orleans 4 32 Aidan Replying to @ThatOneRed Guard and @BethesdaStudios i would love to be your toilet paper 5/29/18, 09:45

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cringe - Text - Anna Khachiyan @annakhachiyan Jun 12 It takes a special man to know that it's not the size of the tit that counts, it's the proportion of the cup to the band ti 26 13 461 m.crumps @ Jun 12 everyone knows this Anna Khachiyan @annakhachiyan Jun 12 Um you'd seriously be surprised

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cringe - Text - @KamalaHarris Feb 2 Kamala Harris Absolutely haunting. Incarcerated individuals at a federal detention center in Brooklyn are pounding on their windows trying to get people's attention while they're suffering in the cold. We need answers. t 13K 3.1K 36K Nat Asmai Follow Replying to @KamalaHarris I almost hate to bring this up - Kamala - I truly believe in and entirely endorse you and, oddly enough, kinda have a crush on you

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cringe - Footwear - Meghan Daum I could just keep them. What do you think? Or keep one! That would be just @meghan_daum 5h $1000. ENEOSa t 2 15 14 Stephen Marche Follow Replying to @meghan_daum We'll have to see it on your foot to decide that. 4:58 PM - 11 Jun 2019 ta 5

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Strangest Choosing Beggar Case The World’s Seen

I mean, for starters, “you sound kinda hot.” What is that about? That’s just one taste of this completely ridiculous conversation that came about through maybe the most strange choosing beggar case that the world’s ever seen. 

I mean, for starters, “you sound kinda hot.” What is that about? That’s just one taste of this completely ridiculous conversation that came about through maybe the most strange choosing beggar case that the world’s ever seen. 

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Text - A Messages to this chat and calls are now secured with end-to-end encryption. Tap for more info. Hi it's about the apple mouse and keyboard? 16:08 Hi there. It's still available. Do you want them both? 16:14 W Yes please and I can collect asap but I have a question? 16:15

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Text - Ok? 16:16 Can you lower the price at all? 16:16

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Text - No sorry, it's £60 for the two. This is actually very cheap as a new Apple keyboard with numeric keypad is £129 and a new Apple mouse is £79. Mine are well-used and have a few blemishes/scratches but still work perfectly so you're really getting a bargain for £60. New would be over £200. Let me know

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Text - your decision but I'm not lowering the price and I'm not squabbling it's a take it or leave it deal 16:19 W Wow. I'm confused over so many aspects of that 16:20

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Text - Maybe you can find someone to help you. As I said I'm not squabbling and not going back and forth. £60 take it or leave it. 16:20 Why are you being so abrupt? Also l'm confused why you won't negotiate on price. Don't you know that's how selling second-hand goods works? 16:22

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Text - You're confused? Im confused. I clearly stated on the ad that £60 was Non- negotiable and not to message me unless you were happy with the price. You knowingly messaged me, fully aware of that. And now you're confused why I won't lower the price? l'm genuinely concerned that you're confused by that. 16:23 W

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Text - Um yeah there's no need to be such a dick. Also I just checked the apple site and a new keyboard is 99 not 129. So you're a liar and a con artist as well as a dick. I bet you still live at home with your mum and still a virgin. 16:27 Ok firstly you didn't answer my question. Why are yo confused that someone won't lower their price when

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Text - you responded to an ad that clearly stated they won't lower their price? Secondly, as clearly stated (and in the photos it's a keyboard with a numeric keypad. They are indeed £129. Even if it WAS £99 (which it isn't) you'd still be getting a massive bargain buying it and a mouse for a total of £60. Seriously, the price isn't going any lower. 16:30

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Text - Well I don't need a numeric keypad u should take that into account don't u think? 16:31 Not really because l'm selling one that DOES have a numeric keypad lol 16:32 W

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Text - Um u obvs don't know much about customer service it's called supply and demand u idiot. UR so stupid omg. the customer dictates what they want and it's up to u to meet their needs or u lose the sale. 16:33 HI 16:34 W

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Text - Yeah dude that only work in like a business that relies on customers to stay in business. Like a shop. I'm not running a shop and it's really no skin off my nose whether you buy the keyboard and mouse or not. 16:35 W omg ur retarded 16:36

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Text - I start a new job tomorrow and literally everyone at the office has apple accessories and if I don't they will make fun of me. 16:37 No worries you can just retaliate and call them, idiots, retards and virgins. You seem to be good at that. Sorry not selling to now not even if you offered full price. You need to learn 000 some people skills not to

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Text - mention basic common sense. Bye 16:39 Fuck you!!!!!! 16:39 16:40 Ok I will pay 60 what u were asking. Can I collect now? 16:49 Lol 16:51 W

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Text - You just sent me a bunch of knife emojis and now you want me to give you my address lol. I don't think so. And I told you l'm not selling to you. 16:5 It was a typo. Was meant to be love hearts 16:52

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Text - Ah yes that's a common mistake I totally believe you. But still no. 16:53 I bet you're a retard who stays home all day and this is your only amusement advertising stuff for sale and not selling it 16:54 My life will be a misery tomorrow because of you 16:55 You're probably enjoying this 16:55

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Text - Well I wasn't at first but y antics are mildly amusing yes. My gf and I are both | quite enjoying seeing what you're gonna say next 16:56 The funniest and most enjoyable part is that if you'd just acted polite and reasonably you'd have your mouse and keyboard by now and that all of this is your own doing. But I suspect

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Text - that will go right over your head 16:57 W I bet u don't even have a girlfriend you're probably a paraplegic with no arms and no legs and someone has to feed you and wipe your arse 16:58 I hope u die 16:59 I hope ur gf smothers u in ur sleep 16:59

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Text - I will come to the funeral and shit on ur grave stone 16:59 Damn I never saw it that way 17:00 W All this time I thought I was in the right not to sell it to you or lower my price because of how you acted 17:01 W But now that you've made fun of disabled people, called me names, threatened me, swore at me.

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Text - and wished me dead, I totally see now that you áre absolutely the kind of person who deserves to get discounts and given whatever they want. If anyone deserves that, it's someone who does those things don't you think? 17:02

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Text - Look I just want the keyboard and mouse let's do this I know I said some bad stuff and I'm sorry 17:04 Oh you don't need to apologise. All that stuff you said to me, people DESERVE to be spoken to like that if they don't do whatever you want 17:0 I tell you what to show there's no hard feelinas I will

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Text - lower the price to £20 17:05 I can afford that! 17:05 Ok great but I hope you understand that after u sent those knife emojis I don't feel comfortable giving my address so can we meet somewhere public to do the sale? 17:06

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Text - Yes! 17:07 Are you near ASDA? I can drive there and meet you at the entrance with the keyboard and mouse. 17:08 W I can get there in like 10 minutes 17:09

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Text - Ok me too l'll meet you out front l'm wearing black jeans and a black cap and l'll have a red hoodie on 17:09 U sound kinda hot I have long brown curly hair and blue jeans and a black jacket 17:11 O You deleted this message. 17:11 Great see you soon 17:

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Text - So um where are u? I got held up but don't see u Oh darn. You just missed me. I waited for 10 minutes but I left because I didn't see you. Just wait there and I'll turn round and come back 17:40 I need to stop and get petrol I won't be long.

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Text - Actually I don't have cash to pay for petrol so I need to stop at an ATM to get cash then stop to get petrol I won't be long!! 17:45 HURRY UP!!!!!!!!! 17:51 I don't see you 18:1 Where are you 18:11 W

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Text - I've gone inside because it's raining and you took so FUCKING LONG i'll be out in a sex c lol 18:12 In a sec*** 18:12 Ah yeah sorry it sucks that because of me you were standing out in the rain all this time 18:13 So where are you then l'm here I don't see you 18:13

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Text - I'm literally in front of the entrance where are you 18:14 No you're not I don't see u 18:14 Wait, what store are you at? 18:15 ASDA LIKE WE AGREED 18:15

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Text - OMG I'm such a silly cookie 18:15 In all the confusion you'll never guess what I've done. I've went to the wrong store! What am I like? 18:16 W I'm at Morrison's 18:16 W ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME 18:16 UR A FUCKING PRICK 09-28) 18:16

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Text - I know l'm so00 sorry just wait there l'm gonna come straight over 18:17 W Is this real or are u just winding me up 18:18 It's real it's real l'm just an idiot - you said it yourself remember? You called me an idiot and said I was retarded then you knowingly made arrangements with someone you considered to

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Text - be retarded so you gotta expect these kind of mistakes 18:1 I'm coming straight 18:19 W u better cos if u dont show up im calling the news LOL 18:20 About this 18:20 Oh no 18:20

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Text - I don't wanna be on the news lol 18:21 W Just wait there l'm coming and I tell u what for all the inconvenience I will give u it for free 18:21 W hmmm i don't really believe u but just in case I will wait 10 mins then I'm leaving and I am gonna spread this all over social media 18:22 Ok so I guess ur not coming.

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Text - Very funny. Bet u feel like a big man 18:34 Actually funny story 18:34 I never made it to my car in the first place. I was about to come meet you like we first agreed and then just as I got to the door I remembered that - like you said - I don't have any arms

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Text - or legs. This, coupled with the fact I'm retarded - something you also said means there's no way I could drive a car. 18:36 If only you hadn't pointed that stuff out you'd probapiy be happy with your new Apple mouse and keyboard now 18:37 W

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Text - Isn't that strange? That as a direct result of your rudeness and inability to communicate in a civil way, you not only missed out on what you wanted but you also stood out in the rain for an hour waiting for a delivery that was never coming? 18:37 It's almost as if acting that way is the wrong thing to do, or something 18:38

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Text - Ur a fucking prick I don't need u to teach me lessons I'll act however I want and be as rude as I want sou have taught me nothing haha ur whole afternoon has been a waste of time 18:39 Not really, my gf and I have

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Text - been thoroughly entertained by all this. Def not a waste of time on our part. We've also sold the keyboard and mouse to another buyer while all this was going on. So we've had a great afternoon making money and dishing out some just desserts On the 18:40

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Text - U think I care about ur 09:28) crappy keyboard and mouse? 18:41 On the other hand you have wasted your afternoon, got soaked in the rain, been humiliated and defeated and gained nothing 18:41 No, I think you just wasted your whole afternoon on them because you didn't want them lol

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Text - U think ur so smart u have an answer for everything don't u 18:42 Don't u??? 18:43 HELLO?????????? 18:44 I said u have an answer for everything don't you???? 18:45 ANSWER M!!!!!!!!! 18:45

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‘Muscle Man Chasing Runner’ Memes Are Both Amusing And Nightmarish

This meme, which likely comes from a biology textbook illustration, is a terrifying depiction of running away from one’s problems. We like to think that whoever designed said illustration had a sense of humor, because it is far too ridiculous and creepy to have been designed unironically. Have fun sleeping after scrolling and check out Know Your Meme for more!

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Athlete - Muscles make the body move. "Give me your skin, George"

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Muscle - Muscles make the body move. JOE BIDEN HIS OWN ACTIONS

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Athlete - Muscles make the body move. All the shit thats happening in 2020 Aliens

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Athlete - Muscles make the body move. GOD ANIME

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Muscle - Muscles make the body move. Me exercising for the first time since My muslces quarantine

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Athlete - Muscles make the body move. me in 2020 who I was 2010-2014

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Muscle - Muscles make the body move. PEOPLE SORTING BY NEWO TRYING OUT THIS NEW FORMAT

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Athlete - Muscles make the body move. my sleep paralysis. demon Me sleeping peacefully

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Muscle - Muscles make the body move. Mondays ME CA

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Athlete - Muscles make the body move.

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Muscle - Muscles make the body move. People who sav 4 pixels Scp-096 MemeCenter.com

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Athlete - Muscles make the body move. ME 2020

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Athlete - Muscles make the body move. Marley And the rest of the world Wall Titans

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Purrfect Combination Of Creepiness And Cats (“Creepy Cat” Comic)

Artist Cotton Valent has created a brilliant cat comic series called, “Creepy Cat.”

Creepy Cat is the purrfect combination of creepiness and cats! Honestly, what more can you want in life? The story begins when Flora, the human, moves into an old house. Turns out, the old house is occupied by a “creepy cat.” And that is where their story begins! 

You can follow the amazing series on Manga Mutiny! We love “Creepy Cat!”

Artist Cotton Valent has created a brilliant cat comic series called, “Creepy Cat.”

Creepy Cat is the purrfect combination of creepiness and cats! Honestly, what more can you want in life? The story begins when Flora, the human, moves into an old house. Turns out, the old house is occupied by a “creepy cat.” And that is where their story begins! 

You can follow the amazing series on Manga Mutiny! We love “Creepy Cat!”

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Cartoon - Intruder MY NAME IS FLORA. I RECENTLY GOT THIS HOUSE FROM A DISTANT RELATIVE, BUT.. Flora EVEN THOUGH I'M HERE ALONE, IT FEELS LIKE SOMEONE'S ALWAYS WATCHING ME... I MUST BE OVERTHINKING IT.

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Cartoon

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Cartoon - A Cat? OH, WHERE DID YOU COME FROM? UHM, .NICE TO MEET YOU. THERE'S A UNIQUE CAT IN THIS HOUSE... IT'S A CREEPY CAT!

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Cartoon - Creepy Cat WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT THERE'D BE A CAT IN THIS HOUSE...? AND SUCH A CREEPY CAT AT THAT. I WONDER IF WE CAN GET ALONG. HE'S REALLY BIG AND MYSTERIOUS... HE'S NOT NORMAL AT ALL! I WANNA TOUCH HIM! ...BUT HE'S ALSO SO FLUFFY AND SPONGY!

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Cartoon - Powers

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Cartoon - Food

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Cartoon - Cartoon - (ucumber |PiСKи (HEW (HEW CUCUMBS

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Cartoon - Vet WHAT'S WRONG? COULD YOU PLEASE CHECK IF THIS IS A CAT-SHAPED MONSTER? UN... UNDERSTOOD... PLEASE HOLD HIM TIGHT. STAND BACK, YOUNG LADY! HAVE YOU ALREADY CONFIRMED HE'S A MONSTER? I'LL FINISH HIM OFF RIGHT NOW!

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Cartoon - Watching WHAT'S HE BEEN LOOKING AT FOR SO LONG?

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Cartoon - Cat's Paws

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Cartoon - Reality ()

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Cartoon - New Blouse NEW BLOUSE

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Cartoon - Stalker

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Cartoon - Vampire

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Cartoon - Defeated Chirp -Chirp

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Font - Wall

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Cartoon - Friends THE FLOOR'S A TOTAL MESS! YOU DID THIS! HOW DID YOU EVEN MANAGE TO GET IT SO DIRTY?! WAA AAA AAH!

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Cartoon - Full House THERE'S MORE CREEPY CATS?! THIS IS FINE, THOUGH. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE SURROUNDED BY CATS! LET'S ALL SLEEP TOGETHER, GUYS!O

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Cartoon - Munch Munch I WANNA SLEEP IN THE BED TOO! LET ME IN, PLEASE! IT REALLY IS A CREEPY CAT!

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Cartoon - Pizza PILLA

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Cartoon

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Cartoon - YOGA GLARE GLARE GLARE

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Cartoon

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Cartoon - BogeyMan Now this is my * Arah... New Home My new Wardrobe- CC p...Please Forgive me Author: Cotton Valent Translator: Darthskippy

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Cartoon - Can't seem to find my key. heilg Here it is! heulg

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Alligator in Sewer is Freaky as The Dickens

This guy happened to find an alligator in the sewer in front of his house. You know, just kinda chillin’. Waiting in the darkness. With its piercing yellow eyes.

This guy happened to find an alligator in the sewer in front of his house. You know, just kinda chillin’. Waiting in the darkness. With its piercing yellow eyes.

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Twenty-Four Mundane Objects That Look Creepily Like Faces

We’ve all been in quarantine for so long at this point that some of us are starting to see things. In this case, it’s faces in completely mundane, every day objects. Click here for more random entertainment!

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Arch

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Steering wheel

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Green - MAIRIE DE PARIS E PUBLIQUE ETS ROPRIE NE DÉPOSEZ RIEN SUR LA VOE PUBLIQUE TRIEZ VOS DÉCHETS UTILISEZ LE BAC APPROPRIE

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Cheezburger Image 9478962688

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Water

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Property

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Boeing ch-47 chinook - -0606S

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Concrete

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Automotive lighting

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Food

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Product - POSTFIX

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Water transportation - CUIE

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Lock

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Small appliance - VIDMA

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White

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Vehicle door

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Drink - WEEN BREAD

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Helmet

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Vehicle - GANMIN RADIO TP MEDIA MENU PASSENGER AIR BAG OFF

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Aircraft

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Mouth

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Washing machine - 10

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Bell

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Tunnel

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Ominous Signs that Speak the Language of Fear

Some spooky signs and threats seem more cartoonish than others, but what these signs do is make you ask some deep questions about what had to happen for that sign to get there. There’s surprise abandoned mine shafts, nearly invisible wasps nests, aggressive-ass geese, and unexploded munitions around every corner. The world has its fair share of uniquely spooky signs.

Some spooky signs and threats seem more cartoonish than others, but what these signs do is make you ask some deep questions about what had to happen for that sign to get there. There’s surprise abandoned mine shafts, nearly invisible wasps nests, aggressive-ass geese, and unexploded munitions around every corner. The world has its fair share of uniquely spooky signs.

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Nature reserve - POŽOR Nebezpečná zvířata kopnutí koně může zabít WARNING Dangerous animals horse kicks can kill

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Sign - DANGER BEWARE! DON'T WALK BACKWARDS DON'T RUN DEEP SHAFTS UNMARKED.HOLES

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Signage - DANGER ARTILLERY MAY BE FIRED OVER ROADS IN THIS AREA

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Text - DANGER Military Target Area DO NOT TOUCH ANYTHING It May Explode and Kill You

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Font - GRUINARD ISLAND THIS *ISLAND GOVERN MENT PROPERTY UNDER EXPERIMENT THE GROUND IS CONTAMINATED WITH ANTHRAX AND DANGEROUS. LANDING IS PROHUBITED IS BY ORDER 1987

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Grass family - 2H3 WARNING THIS CAMPSITE 2H3 CLOSED DUE TO BEAR DANGER al of this sign may resuit in INJURY to nunishable by law others BMO 3

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Sign - CAUTION 00 Tapirs Can Spray Backwards 7-10 Feet Please Stay Alert! URINE DANGER

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Architecture - PLEASE LOOK UNDER THE TOILET SEAT PLEASE BE AWARE OF THE BEES FOR BEES Unisex Toilet LH

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Text - PERSONS HAVING CURRENTLY ACTIVE DIARRHEA OR WHO HAVE HAD ACTIVE DIARRHEA WITHIN THE PREVIOUS 14 DAYS SHALL NOT BE ALLOWED TO ENTER THE POOL WATER TKPOOLPROOUCTS.COM

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Gas - DANGER AVOID BODILY CONTACT WITH RIPPER SHAFTS

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Metal - DANGER DIATIO DROP RUN CO 60 3540 UR

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Yellow - GUARD MISSING ĐG NOT OPERATE

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Nature - You don't know who is lurking here ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK Ark Helenswood Academy Hastings

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Wall - SKin WalKer Territory BEWARE MY husband Murdered FAMILY SHAPE SHIPE Killd my friends. winthrnugh Conripg-Theah

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Signage - DANGER AREA CLOSED PROBLEM BEAR IN AREA DO NOT ENTER BCa Parks BRITSH CottiMBA SD078 BC Reg. 180/90 S.40(1)b)

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Sign - BEWARE OF FALLING HELICOPTERS

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Tree - SUBSTANCES PARTENT OF ENVRONENT QUALITY D

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Light - PEN HOLE

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Land lot - ATTENTION DRIVERS BEFORE YOU LEAVE, IS THE FORKLIFT OPERATOR OUT OF YOUR TRAILER?

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Light - WARNING WRONG WAY DRIVER REPORTED

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Water - SWIMMING NO

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Fence - CAUTION GEESE ARE DANGEROUS

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Green - PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE HORSES YOUR KINDNESS MAY KILL

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Child - WARNING: Do Not Refer to These Dolls as "Creepy" or "Spooky". They may be listening.

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27 Relationship Memes That Are Overflowing With Sarcasm

Sappy relationship posts are some of the more nauseating things you come across on the web. These relentlessly sarcastic (and often fcked up) parody posts are the perfect way to wash your eyes of that corny crap. Who needs flowers and Instagram filters, lets get some real couples up in this b*ch. Those who are looking for more Hallmark cards to send to their significant other are in the wrong place. 

Want to know everything and anything their is to know about couples’ intimacy? Then I suggest you read a book. But these sexual relationship memes will definitely get you on the right track. Or just check out even more dark and dirty relationship memes to get the low down on the rest.

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Photography - when he's not afraid to nail you right on the couch justdoctorsatanthingz

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Facial expression - every girl deserves a guy that could make her smile even when she doesn't Want to WeKnowMemes

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Child - when boys do stupid things with you thingebaysdowelove 16 and Pregnant

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Eyewear - when boys have blue eyes and dark hair. thingibayadawelowe

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Games - When he plays games with you 0tlethins MEMEBASE.com

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Organism - ustkal gchinge when he picks you up and spins you around xs0 x18

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Cool - when boys can cook thinge sergedawdlone

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Facial expression - #39 when guys are crezy about you whernduvss rcom

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Face - when boys have blue eyes and dark hair. thingeboyadowelone

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Pink - when boys give you little, but special gifits dhiengsbagsdewelene

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Love - when he calls you babe. einialjčhen

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Text - when boys make the first move thimgebaysdawelove 1939 Central powers SWEDEN LATVIA Alled Powers Neutral countries DENMARK Soviet Unlon LITHUANIA Danzig East THE Prussia NETHERLANDS SOVIET Berlin UNION POLAND BELGIUM GERMANY LOx FRANCE SLOVAKIA

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Face - when boys have that perfect śmile nbeoldangts

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Comics - wanting to takea romantie bath with him. ustoinlnthinge RyanFlai

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Text - waking up and finding a cute note morning Have a Sweet day LITTLEREASONSTOSMILE DONT LOOK OR IT TAKES You

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Boutique - when boys help you choose your clothes tngsbogidowelose

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Movie - aatrinhthings when boys do that adorable half smile.

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Cartoon - when boys bite their lips. thingebaredowelove

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Product - when boys hug you from behind. thingebeyedowelave smash.com

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Photo caption - when boys make the first move thingebagadowelove

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Text - stegirtayehingy throwing your girlfriend into a lake as a sacrifice to the rain god. atropis aunbiF turtlefiesta We need a good harvest this year

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Cool - when boys bite you genily. thingboyedowalone

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Pen - writing his name all over your notebook. atgibthings DEATH NOTE

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Nose - r RIOT ANDIZ 06/28/1969 when boys make you forget your past hingsboysdcrvelove

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Abdomen - when he lifts up his shirt. gustgirychinge R GOT MPIC Aest ECA

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Cartoon - justzirlything when boys have muscular backs. SillyLikes.com

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Text - when boys play with your hair. thingebeyedowelore

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34 Dark Yet Relatable Memes That’ll Satisfy Your Inner Goth

We know goth sh*t is pretty en vogue right now, what with everyone getting witchy and wearing harnesses and chokers. This fad has seeped into the meme world, so there’s no shortage of funny tidbits boasting dark humor and a whole lot of black clothing. These memes might help you get your fix of darkness without having to face the teenage hordes at Hot Topic. 

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Cartoon - when u hit the blunt too hard and ur subconscious carries u over to the dark side

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Flightless bird - me, full of equal parts anger and love

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Cartoon - WHEN YOU RE EVILAS FUCK BUT YOU LIKE CUTE THINGS

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Text - when you've hada good few days but you can feel your mental ilness creeping up on you depression nap anxiety unhealthy coping mechanisms sOcial is olation STAY BACK, SLUT

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Batman - Showing off my new manicure like:

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Text - Me, talking to the imaginary audience watching my life at all times: WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO WATCH IS A NIGHTMARE

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Stock photography - Me: is there a dress code? Friend: oh it's just casual, jeans maybe Me:

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Organism - when the weather starts getting nice but the only outfits you look good in are all black

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Text - When someone opens your text and doesn't reply SEE DEAD V NEVER ME

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Cartoon - When someone says "Just be yourself"

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Face - When I got my When it blows What I Want hair cut When I got my hair straight When I got When it rains waves

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Facial expression - When your body naturally wakes you up at 8am on a weekend THEMEMEMARE Why?

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Face - When you want to be friends with people but they think you're mean and unapproachable because you have a resting bitch face and social anxiety

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Canidae - INSIDE YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES you should probably see a doctor, the recommended amount of wolves inside you is zero

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Cartoon - Everytime I leave the house and have to deal with people. THEMEMEMARE Fools!

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Text - When you're an evil bitch but your multiple personalities cheer you on and make you feel good about yourself

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Cartoon - RISE! WHAT DO YOU WANT? THIS IS NICE IT'S TIME FOR A TEA PARTY IT IS! WARANDPEAS.COM

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Eyewear - 'You look stressed Me: 'Thanks, it's probably all the stress' @THEMEMEMARE

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People - aundeaderthanthou If goth is only about fashion, explain how we could idolise people who dressed like this Core

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Text - When you're both dead inside but love each other

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Footwear - Me as a Disney princess. Galternative.outfits.

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Flamingo - When you're the only goth in your gang @THEMEMEMABE

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Text - How to avoid getting stressed at work: 1. Don't go to work. @THEMEMEMARE

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Text - When your depression, anxiety and debt catch you having a good time

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Text - When a demon comes to take your unfit soul but y'all end up having a lot in common

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Text - ME TRYING TO BE SOCIAL. l saw some ghosts.

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Cat - my two moods: I am the most powerful of all witches. Someone's gonna end up crying. Probably me.

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Cartoon - Why are all these me? THEMEMEMARE

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Adaptation - When you and the squad decide to go outside. GTHEUCUENADE

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Organism - When you hella goth and you fall in love with a normie.

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Text - Easter's over, you know what that means IT'S HALLOWEEN iT'S ONLY APRIL HAPPY HALLOWEEN

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Cartoon - I'm hungry. I'm tired. I'm fine. My legs hurt. Leave me alone. Come here I want pancakes. Cardio. I'm bloated. Peanut Butter. Love me!

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Stock photography - listens to Joy Division once*

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Text - Doth @DothTheDoth Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle & explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations. 1:59 p.m. 19 Dec 17

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Guy’s Creepy Video Chat Bot Could Use Some Work

If you’re getting tired of having to respond to calls, do what this guy did and turn yourself into basically a living scarecrow. Sure it’s a little creepy here and there but your friends and coworkers will be none the wiser. It’s like the futuristic version of glasses with eyes drawn on the outside.

If you’re getting tired of having to respond to calls, do what this guy did and turn yourself into basically a living scarecrow. Sure it’s a little creepy here and there but your friends and coworkers will be none the wiser. It’s like the futuristic version of glasses with eyes drawn on the outside.

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Not Fun Facts to Feel Weird About

If you needed any more chilling reminders that you aren’t as secure as you might have thought, here are some not fun facts and observations about supervolcanoes, biology and physics that could do the trick. To undo some of these, here are some nice facts to counteract all the messed up ones.

If you needed any more chilling reminders that you aren’t as secure as you might have thought, here are some not fun facts and observations about supervolcanoes, biology and physics that could do the trick. To undo some of these, here are some nice facts to counteract all the messed up ones.

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Text - SinkingCarpet 4.1k points · 9 hours ago Your sneeze is so powerful it can rupture your throat

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Text - inducemenow 3.3k points · 9 hours ago If the earth stopped rotating for even 1 second, everything on earth would fly 800 miles per hour due east and kill almost every living creature instantly

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Text - mbattagl 3.1k points · 9 hours ago Your average person is only 9 missed meals away from becoming a violent lunatic.

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Text - FiascoMan 2.4k points · 9 hours ago The classic: One day your mom/dad put you down, and never picked you up again.

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Text - limpnoodsmccrood 30.5k points · 12 hours ago The serial killer Richard Chase would try random houses to break in to. If the door was unlocked, he saw it as being an invitation. If it was locked, he saw it as a sign that he was unwelcome.

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Text - GravyxNips 28.1k points · 13 hours ago People who sleep less than 6 hours a night are at an increased risk to die prematurely.

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Text - FrogginBullfish_ 26.9k points · 14 hours ago - edited 10 hours ago There is a spider that has fangs so powerful that it can bite through a leather boot. It usually attacks multiple times and you have to grab it and pry it off of you. It is also incredibly deadly. Edit: I wrote it below here, but it's the Sydney Funnel Web Spider. Because of its venom it is the deadliest spider.

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Text - SmallTownMortician 25.2k points · 14 hours ago When an autopsy is performed, the organs are removed, weighed, sliced and placed into a plastic bag. This includes the brain and tongue. Once they're finished, they put everything together in the plastic bag and place it in the chest cavity. So when you're buried, your brain is actually in your chest.

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Text - babyyodadoodles 22.7k points · 13 hours ago It's estimated that there's somewhere around 25-50 serial killers that are active each year in the US.

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Text - TheKentuckyRifleman 21.3k points · 12 hours ago The Frontal Lobotomy was performed with no anesthesia and it was an outpatient procedure.

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Text - AlanMercer 18.1k points · 13 hours ago - edited 5 hours ago Thirty percent of the weight of solid feces is dead bacteria.

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Text - arturiusboomaeus 14.5k points · 11 hours ago There are a fair number of missing nuclear weapons.

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Text - 24hourcinderella 14.0k points · 12 hours ago Pigs will eat humans if given the chance.

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Text - Egodram 12.9k points · 13 hours ago If an imploding star were to create a gamma ray burst, and that GRB were to hit the Earth, we'd never know it... because we'd simply cease to exist. POOF!

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Text - eternalrefuge86 11.7k points · 13 hours ago It takes 22 pounds of pressure to pop a testicle

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Text - Chefshipwreck5897 10.8k points · 13 hours ago On average, you will walk past 36 murderers in your lifetime. Hopefully the next time you do go past one, they'll say, “no not that one, too good looking."

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Text - Miss_Speller 9.4k points - 11 hours ago - edited 10 hours ago This one's a little esoteric, but |MCAfee SECURE false vacuum decay. O fundamental properties of the universe might suddenly decide to change one day. It might be an insignificant change, or so great - the that all matter would just cease to exist, and we wouldn't see it coming until we blinked out of existence.

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Text - SomethingBerry 8.9k points · 12 hours ago The one that I remember most often is this one: "Either we are completely alone in this universe, or we are not."

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Text - SendNoodlessssss 8.0k points · 11 hours ago You have mites in your eyelashes.

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Text - ralo229 7.0k points · 9 hours ago · edited 8 hours ago If the Yellowstone Super Volcano erupted, it would decimate most of America. It's unlikely to happen any time soon, but it's 2020: The Year of Absolute Fucking Shit. So, it wouldn't surprise me at this point.

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Text - JSanzi 4.4k points · 11 hours ago O People's "conscious" decisions are usually nothing of the sort; they're usually made subconsciously. Then, all the conscious mind normally does is build narratives about the previously-made decisions. Those narratives consciously seem to arise concurrently with the decisions, but really they arise only afterward. Research on split- brain patients has proven all of this. Simply put: your brain makes choices without you knowing; then tricks you into think

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Nineteen Clever And Creepy Stories Told In Just Two Sentences

It may not be October, but we’re always down for some creepy content. That’s why we were pretty stoked to learn about the subreddit /r/TwoSentenceHorror where people tell their spookiest stories in, yes, just two sentences. It lends itself to some unexpected creativity that we think you’re gonna like. Want more creepy stories? Head on over to Fail Blog!

It may not be October, but we’re always down for some creepy content. That’s why we were pretty stoked to learn about the subreddit /r/TwoSentenceHorror where people tell their spookiest stories in, yes, just two sentences. It lends itself to some unexpected creativity that we think you’re gonna like. 

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Text - r/TwoSentenceHorror Posted by u/DayerethDdraigson • 3mo All my life, my parents have told me not to open the basement door, but I got curious and disobeyed them. What is that glowing ball in the sky and why does it hurt my eyes? 30,7k 310 Share

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Text - r/TwoSentenceHorror Posted by u/EarthMarsUranus 3mo It's been almost a decade since I last saw my mother. And she still reminds me every day that if I misbehave again she'll take my hearing too. 20,8k 143 Share

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Text - r/TwoSentenceHorror + JOIN Posted by u/Bujidou • 1mo 1 S 1 One night a snowman popped up into the field behind our house. As the weather got warmer we finally found out what happened to that missing child. 1 11,0k 124 Share

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Text - r/TwoSentenceHorror + JOIN Posted by u/Deiun · 24d ..she said last time, we're stuck in a time loop Which really pisses me off because that's what... 21,9k 323 Share

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Text - r/TwoSentenceHorror JOIN Posted by u/Didgery72 · 4mo I blink rapidly as my boyfriend and I smile at the police officer. I just pray he knows Morse code. 12,8k 195 Share

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Text - r/TwoSentenceHorror +JOIN Posted by u/Lyrana655 · 3mo My baby screamed as the water he was dunked in made his skin burn and peel "That's never happened before" the priest said, horrified 10,4k 173 Share

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Text - r/TwoSentenceHorror Posted by u/MrsGardevoir • 4mo "You're so lucky to have such a sweet boyfriend!", they say, and I smile. But looking him in the eyes, I can tell I didn't smile wide enough. 13,4k 159 Share

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Text - r/TwoSentenceHorror Posted by u/aesthetebby 13d "Honey, monsters aren't real" Little does she know, I'm not her son. 1 1,0k 26 Share

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Text - r/TwoSentenceHorror + JOIN Posted by u/[deleted] • 1mo The new medication worked and the internal voices that always told me what to do went silent. "Kill them all", I thought, and this time nobody argued back. 14,8k 164 Share

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Text - r/TwoSentenceHorror + JOIN Posted by u/Tatsuya-• 1mo 1 S 7 Please, take me instead! I scream, grabbing at the two men who took my child "Sorry ma'am, children only" they said, as they continue loading up the last lifeboat on the ship. 20,2k 288 Share

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Text - r/TwoSentenceHorror Posted by u/JustARegularToaster • 6mo I must admit, lucid dreaming really is as amazing as people say. But after 2 years, i'd like to wake up again. + 17,9k 530 Share

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Text - r/TwoSentenceHorror + JOIN Posted by u/Magical77 7mo My brother and I sat down with the ouija board, and both place our hands on the planchette, He said "Cole are you here with me?" I moved the planchette to yes. 1 9,4k 188 Share

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Text - r/TwoSentenceHorror JOIN Posted by u/coolmemz · 5mo Everyday I get a letter from myself one day into the future. Today I didn't get anything. 8,9k 157 Share

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Text - r/TwoSentenceHorror Posted by u/RhinoBarbarian 3mo The world was thrilled with the announcement that the first mission to Mars would be an all female crew. One year later, the world was terrified when they all returned pregnant. 15,2k 273 Share

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Text - r/TwoSentenceHorror Posted by u/Colourblindness. Christmas Contes.. 2 My family moved a lot when was younger. Every time we saw a picture of me on a telephone pole, we would pack up. 11,2k 120 Share

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Text - r/TwoSentenceHorror Posted by u/Gallantmirth • 7mo I watched the monster's jagged claws inch slowly out from under the bed. "I won't let him touch you again, I promise" it assured me as my dad crept into the room. 1 15,0k 189 Share

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Text - r/TwoSentenceHorror Posted by u/TitusPotPie · 4mo My four year old said he wished that people didn't have to knock. I told him about doorbells, and he asked me to install one on his window. 14,3k 128 Share

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Text - r/TwoSentenceHorror Posted by u/minithemermaid • 5mo Two eyes peered at me through the darkness, then disappeared again. "No, no survivors down here," I heard the rescue searcher say. 1 16,1k 89 Share

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Text - r/TwoSentenceHorror +JOIN Posted by u/[deleted] 25d O 1 4 1 S 1 The aliens arrived with a message of peace and love for Earth. And as the first gesture of goodwill they removed the human parasites from its surface. 13,1k 193 Share

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Impressive Creations of Questionable Taste

People are an incredibly creative bunch. Sometimes are creativity surpasses artwork and even leads to cursed food created in the underworld’s kitchen. Sometimes people make things just because they can be done, and not necessarily because they will be popular or even nice looking. We’re the kings of making things well but with questionable taste. There’s no denying that these took a lot of talent to create, but the big question is “why?”

People are an incredibly creative bunch. Sometimes are creativity surpasses artwork and even leads to cursed food created in the underworld’s kitchen. Sometimes people make things just because they can be done, and not necessarily because they will be popular or even nice looking. We’re the kings of making things well but with questionable taste. There’s no denying that these took a lot of talent to create, but the big question is “why?”

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