None Of That Filth

Funny meme that reads, "'No tattoos thanks, my body is a temple;' Temples:" above a photo of the murals in the Sistine Chapel

Nooooo thank you.

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Fourteen Easter Memes Perfect For Praisin’ The Lord

Unfortunately, Easter this year will be incredibly anti-climactic due to all of us being stuck at home in quarantine. We just hope these amusing memes will make your time marginally more bearable. 

Now please enjoy even more Christian memes!

Unfortunately, Easter this year will be incredibly anti-climactic due to all of us being stuck at home in quarantine. We just hope these amusing memes will make your time marginally more bearable. 

Now please enjoy even more Christian memes!

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Text - Jesus: u should carve the turkey, Judas. Judas: ok but why me? Jesus: ehh, I figured u like to stab things in the back FORTABLE CHRIST

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Text - Rev. Dr. Emily C. Heath O @emilycheath The first Easter didn't happen at a church. It happened outside of an empty tomb, while all the disciples were sequestered in a home, grief-stricken and wondering what was going on. So, we're all going to be keeping things pretty Biblical this #Easter.

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Technology - Nobody: Easter: could I offer you an egg in this trying time DORKLY

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Nativity scene - Selfie time! Everyone say YOLO!!! Not you, Jesus CMACGYVERINCMOM22

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Cartoon - Say some guy is dissing your fly gods Just put him on one of these

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Product - Easter is the day Jesus was reborn right? Yeah 00 Sot should fall on the same day every year Makessense to me WWhen is Easter ghen Idon't know it's different every year

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People - Jesus: *Dies on a cross* Christians:

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Text - Romans: *crucify Jesus* Jesus: I'm telling dad on you guys

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Photo caption - Jesus: ressurects from the dead Romans: You weren't supposed to do that

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Talent show - Jesus: *dies and gets resurrected* Chocolate companies: DANCE IN PROGRE STBlackST 48 743

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Face - Jesus: *Dies on a cross* Christians: PARRY'S PUB EGG

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Cartoon - What do people call the day I was crucified? Good Friday. Yeah, we call it Good Friday! What the FUCK.

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Cartoon - Jesus on the third day must've been like: Dad. come pick me up I'm scared

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Pastor Lies, Steals, Cheats On Wife With Multiple Women, Gets Found Out

Pastor Bob was out there selling the people on practicing certain parts of faith, while he was running around mistreating his wife in all kinds of ways. It sounds like he was even dipping into donation funds to finance his dates with various women, while he had a wife the whole time. Insane. Pastor Bob ultimately got what was coming his way. 

Pastor Bob was out there selling the people on practicing certain parts of faith, while he was running around mistreating his wife in all kinds of ways. It sounds like he was even dipping into donation funds to finance his dates with various women, while he had a wife the whole time. Insane. Pastor Bob ultimately got what was coming his way. 

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Sixteen Reaction Memes Inspired By The Restoration Of The Ghent Altarpiece Lamb

God bless the artists who attempt to restore classic works, such as our favorite Ecce Homo that we all know and love to mock. Can’t say they didn’t try! 

However, we have to admit that while this particular restoration of the Ghent Altarpiece lamb isn’t technically artistically bad, it’s still creepy-looking and kind of misses the mark. But at least we get some good memes out of it!

God bless the artists who attempt to restore classic works, such as our favorite Ecce Homo that we all know and love to mock. Can’t say they didn’t try! 

However, we have to admit that while this particular restoration of the Ghent Altarpiece lamb isn’t technically artistically bad, it’s still creepy-looking and kind of misses the mark. But at least we get some good memes out of it!

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Priest Brings Stray Dogs Into Sunday Mass So Families Can Adopt Them

The Brazilian and dog-loving Priest, Padre Joao Paulo Araujo Gomes, is the hero we need. 

Gravatá, Brazil, is a city where there are too many stray dogs in desperate need of a forever home. Kind-hearted Father João Paulo Araujo Gomes, who is the head of the parish of Santana, brings in these stray dogs into the mass on Sundays, in hopes families will provide them with a forever home. 

And it’s working. 

Story via Metro.co.uk

The Brazilian and dog-loving Priest, Padre Joao Paulo Araujo Gomes, is the hero we need. 

Gravatá, Brazil, is a city where there are too many stray dogs in desperate need of a forever home. Kind-hearted Father João Paulo Araujo Gomes, who is the head of the parish of Santana, brings in these stray dogs into the mass on Sundays, in hopes families will provide them with a forever home. 

And it’s working. 

Story via Metro.co.uk

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Kanye’s Cringey Chick-Fil-A Lyric Gets Mocked Like Heck

If you haven’t heard (or understandably just don’t give a crap), Kanye West has started preaching the Gospel in his newest album, Jesus is King. He’s even given up swearing, and has vowed to change his old lyrics to cleaner versions. No, we’re not joking. 

The album hasn’t received the best reviews so far (apart from Donald Trump Jr.’s favorable remarks), but the song “Closed on Sunday” has gotten a fair amount of attention for its mock-worthy lyric, “closed on a Sunday, you’re my Chick-Fil-A” in reference to the fast food chain’s well-known Christian morals

Need we say anymore?

If you haven’t heard (or understandably just don’t give a crap), Kanye West has started preaching the Gospel in his newest album, Jesus is King. He’s even given up swearing, and has vowed to change his old lyrics to cleaner versions. No, we’re not joking. 

The album hasn’t received the best reviews so far (apart from Donald Trump Jr.’s favorable remarks), but the song “Closed on Sunday” has gotten a fair amount of attention for its mock-worthy lyric, “closed on a Sunday, you’re my Chick-Fil-A” in reference to the fast food chain’s well-known Christian morals

Need we say anymore?

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A Handy Supernatural Guide to Exploring Abandoned Churches

It’s getting into spooky season and anyone who wishes to not get stuck in a lost plane of reality while exploring decrepit pews could learn from this creative church exploration guide. We weren’t privy to the supernatural risks of walking into a creepy-ass haunted church, but this seems like someone put a lot of thought into it. For more spooky creativity, check out thesetwo-sentence horror stories.

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Dank Christian Memes Perfect For Praisin’ The Lord

Whether you’re walkin’ with the Lord or a straight-up devil-worshiping sinner, we think you’ll find some enjoyment out of these comical Christian memes. If Jesus was around today, we think he’d be a meme guy, so he’d probably be cool with you skipping Bible study on Wednesday to look at memes instead. (Probably.)

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‘Assassination Chain’ Is A Dank Meme About A Metaphorical Food Chain

Assassination Chain” is a brand new dank meme inspired by a scene in the TV show Person of Interest where four characters hold each other at gunpoint. The scene isn’t supposed to be a comedic one, but its absurdity makes it the perfect specimen for a fresh and dank object-label meme!

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