An Assortment Of Dumb Memes To Enhance Your Hump Day

Happy Hump Day, you absolute freaks. To celebrate making it halfway through the stereotypical Monday through Friday, 9-5 workweek, we’ve amassed this collection of arguably dumb memes to keep you distracted. Because who can actually focus on work during times like this? 

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Cartoon - ME: *Stands up* My dog: You son of a bitch. I'm in.

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Photography - On my way to reel in your bitch ecomtysweaters

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Cartoon - FRIEND: Want to go to Home Depot? ME: Nope. FRIEND: We can pick up fallen succulent leaves and rescue plants from the Clearance rack. МE: You son of a bitch. I'm in.

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Plant - When you have collected every houseplant and you become the final boss TRTH

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Cartoon - Ernie informs Bert who's gonna give it to him

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Lip - "You can't just cut people out your life' Me:

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Tree - Me: *opens fridge* There's never anything to eat around here... *orders pizza* The vegetables in the back of my fridge:

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Cartoon - when your favorite person in the world is sad You wanna hug?

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Text - When someone you hate is breathing @MyTherapistSays shel

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Cartoon - What are your plans for tonight?" Ме:

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Canidae - "i have to go home i have so much stuff to do" me when i get home:

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Face - How to force yourself staying home one more month

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Footwear - Before you judge a flat earther... Walk a mile in their shoes.

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Text - "Are you carrying any explosives?" "Just this bomb pussy"

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Batman - nd pasta Rari practic distang The most groceies with the least ingredients.

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Malagueta pepper - SCOVILLE CHILE HEAT CHART O 2008 AZP Worldwide SCOVILLE HEAT UNITS TYPES OF PEPPERS 15,000,000 Pure Capsaician 2,000,000-5,300,000 U.S. Grade Pepper Spray 1,000,000 Bhut Jolokia 577,000 Red Savina 200,000-350,000 Habanero 100,000-250,000 Chiltepin 30,000-50,000 Cayenne 15,000-30,000 Arbol 12,000-30,000 Manzano 8,000-23,000 Serrano 5,000-8,000 Yellow Hot 3,500-8,000 Jalepeño Pepper 2,500-4,000 Guajillo 1,500-2,500 Chilaca 1,000-2,500 Pasilla 1,000-2,000 Pablano 500-2,000 Anahei

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Text - If you can smell yourself, others have been able to for a while.

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Dog - Mess with the labbo you get the stabbo

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Nose - Me after a long day of being a magical ass bitch @memez4dayz

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Car - I WONDER HOW MANY CALORIES I BURN WHEN I RUN AWAY FROM MY PROBLEMS?

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Joint - When you send bae the dankest meme you can find and she ignores it

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Face - Entire world: "stay home" Florida: No, I don't think I will. adam.the.creator

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Skin - When I have to admit I was wrong

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Cartoon - No matter how good a person you are, you are evil in someone's story. Me: HA HA НА НА НА

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Face - Just because you got your tax refund today doesn't mean you need to spend it all today

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Text - when u yelling at bae and they start yelling back making valid points i am soft pls do not yell at me

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Green - *spends $7.00* "Okay I need to calm down with all this spending" %3D

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Text - I know you're going through a lot right now Just know You did this to yourself

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Text - d-37 " ? @cham_twt one time me and my friends saw one of our professors on campus and he was all smiley and we were like "sir! u seem so happy today!" and without missing a beat he said "thanks! it's a facade."

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Face - when you're being yelled at and you waiting them to finish so you can hit them with facts 9/21/15, 8:38 AM

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Bell - The only cure nobody is talking about...

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Hair - IFYOU LOOKREALLY CLOSELY YOU'LL SEE 2 CLOWNS STARING AT EACHOTHER.

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Toilet seat - When it's the fourth time this week you've forgotten to pull your pants down before you shit. dreamstime dreamstimet dreamstime

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Cartoon - when u check your messages and your favorite person hasn't replied in 3 hours

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Text - When you didn't buy any snacks at the supermarket because you told yourself you need to stop snacking but now you feel snackish

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Chris Evans Charms Twitter After Botching His Dog’s Haircut

Actor Chris Evans of Marvel fame has a reputation for being a do-gooder dude. His Twitter account is a constant source of wholesome amusement, and fans are particularly fond of his adorable obsession with his dog, Dodger. Earlier this week, Evans attempted to groom Dodger – an attempt that many people have had to make during quarantine. The Captain America star ended up botching the doggy haircut, and shared a photo of the aftermath on Twitter and Instagram. Fans were absolutely charmed, offering messages of support (mostly for Dodger) and sharing their photos of own dog haircuts gone wrong. We’ve included some of our favorite responses, but you can check out more (and creep on his amazing tweets) on his account. We really hope Dodger forgives him. 

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Random Memes For Anyone Who Might Need Them

Some people turn to memes when they’re bored. Others peruse ’em when they’re avoiding responsibilities. A whole lot of people look at memes when they’re feeling depressed or anxious. And every one of these reasons is completely valid. So whether you need these funny pics to brighten your day or just to waste your time, we’ve got you covered. There’s something here for everyone.

Some people turn to memes when they’re bored. Others peruse ’em when they’re avoiding responsibilities. A whole lot of people look at memes when they’re feeling depressed or anxious. And every one of these reasons is completely valid. So whether you need these funny pics to brighten your day or just to waste your time, we’ve got you covered. There’s something here for everyone.

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Captain America’s Got Dad Jokes For Days In This New Meme

Remember those Walking Dead dad joke memes that were popular what seems like forever ago? Well Rick Grimes has officially handed his corny ass crown over to Chris Evans’ Captain America. These dad joke memes have been popping up all over Reddit and Instagram, and while they’re definitely groan-worthy it’s a take on Marvel memes that we’re not upset about. The format is a mashup of scenes from 2014’s Captain America: The Winter Soldier and last year’s Avengers: Endgame, and it works really well as a template for punishing dad jokes. We’ve put together the latest and greatest in this gallery, but you can read more about the format and grab the versatile template over at Know Your Meme.

Remember those Walking Dead dad joke memes that were popular what seems like forever ago? Well Rick Grimes has officially handed his corny ass crown over to Chris Evans’ Captain America. These dad joke memes have been popping up all over Reddit and Instagram, and while they’re definitely groan-worthy it’s a take on Marvel memes that we’re not upset about. The format is a mashup of scenes from 2014’s Captain America: The Winter Soldier and last year’s Avengers: Endgame, and it works really well as a template for punishing dad jokes. We’ve put together the latest and greatest in this gallery, but you can read more about the format and grab the versatile template over at Know Your Meme.

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Accidental Yarn Purchase Inspires Hilarious Pun-Filled Twitter Thread

Let’s hear it for happy accidents. Twitter user Dan Sheehan ordered what he thought was a sweater à la Chris Evans in Knives Out, and instead received all the materials required to actually knit it himself. He took to the website to share the amusing anecdote, and his followers came through with loads of puns and jokes that turned this mistake into a hilarious Twitter threadthat we’re glad we didn’t miss it. 

Let’s hear it for happy accidents. Twitter user Dan Sheehan ordered what he thought was a sweater à la Chris Evans in Knives Out, and instead received all the materials required to actually knit it himself. He took to the website to share the amusing anecdote, and his followers came through with loads of puns and jokes that turned this mistake into a hilarious Twitter threadthat we’re glad we didn’t miss it. 

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Wildly Unfunny Memes For People Who Like Pain

We feature a lot of extremely funny stuff on this site, but the sad reality is that for every funny meme that exists, there are at least ten that are painfully cringey. This could mean a number of things: the joke just doesn’t make sense, the spelling is flawed, or it’s wildly offensive. Whatever the case, we put this batch of cringe together for meme masochists like ourselves. Because you’re worth it.

We feature a lot of extremely funny stuff on this site, but the sad reality is that for every funny meme that exists, there are at least ten that are painfully cringey. This could mean a number of things: the joke just doesn’t make sense, the spelling is flawed, or it’s wildly offensive. Whatever the case, we put this batch of cringe together for meme masochists like ourselves. Because you’re worth it.

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Genius Twitter Account Gives Male Celebs The Shallow Tabloid Treatment

As shallow tabloids go, the Daily Mail is one of the worst offenders out there. The publication is famous for “reporting” on female celebrities faces and figures as they go about their days. Some of their choice headlines today include “Christine McGuinness flaunts her tanned and toned figure in an underboob baring thong bikini as she hits the beach in Mallorca” and “Ashley Graham puts growing baby bump on display in black leggings to workout… as she praises her fans for sharing their stretch mark photos”. Twitter account @MaleDaily1 (The Daily Male) is here to flip these sketchy reporting practices and apply them to all your favorite male celebrities. Reading about Danny Devito “pouring” into a black outfit and Piers’ Morgan “hiding his famous hourglass physique” really shows you just how awful the Daily Mail is about featuring women. We’re not sure if this account will flip the script on their reporting, but we hope that it’ll make the general public a bit more aware regarding these gender discrepancies. In the meantime, the photoshops are wildly funny, and we can’t wait for more.

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