Milk Fight

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11-Year-Old Boy Who Pets Every Dog He Meets, Urges Everyone To Do So On Valentine’s Day

Gideon is an 11-year-old boy who likes petting every dog he meets, everywhere he goes. Then, he uploads the adorable photos of him and the dogs to his dedicated Twitter page and even adds a brief bio about each and every one of them. Now, just ahead of Valentine’s day, he urges us all to do the same. Honestly, what a great idea. Here are some of the good boys he has pet just before Valentine’s day.  

Gideon is an 11-year-old boy who likes petting every dog he meets, everywhere he goes. Then, he uploads the adorable photos of him and the dogs to his dedicated Twitter page and even adds a brief bio about each and every one of them. Now, just ahead of Valentine’s day, he urges us all to do the same. Honestly, what a great idea. Here are some of the good boys he has pet just before Valentine’s day.  

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Our Weekly Hero: 10-Year-Old Boy Who Reads To Shelter Dogs Every Weekend

The dogs at this NYC Animal Shelter have found comfort and companionship in 10-year-old Evan B. who visits them every weekend and soothe them with his storytelling. Evan sits on a mat before the cages and reads to the abandoned dogs, who grow calmer in his presence. Story via: Buzzfeed

“The most rewarding experience is when I try to specifically help an at-risk dog and I can almost immediately see the impact and how they react to me reading to them,” Evan said. “They start to get calm and quiet and some even fall asleep. They will be at the front of the kennel and end up curled up on their beds snoring. That makes me happy because I can tell they are scared and stressed. I sometimes bring toys for the dogs I read to as a reward for being listeners, but I end up giving toys to almost all of them!”

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Can’t Measure Love

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And for the normal word, the same post in non-retardese:

198 cm+ / extremely tall
193-195 cm – very tall
185-190 cm – perfect male height
182 cm – passable
175-180 cm – kinda short
172 below – short

Global average height for men is defined by WHO 176 cm, and actually measured globally as 171 cm. I wonder what giraffe-land is the Bellaquiraa living in.

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Three Grapes Of Wrath

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Reminds me of the time I ordered cucumber soup. I thought it would be like gazpacho soup; something light and refreshing. Turned out to be sliced cucumbers in hot water. That was it – not even any seasoning. I even recognized the slice of the cucumber as being the same as the ones in their salad.

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Off Script Date

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LA county boasts the same economic might as Saudi Arabia. This would not be possible without writers. The entertainment industry contributes to the GDP as much as mining, retail or information, respectively. You would not enjoy Netflix’s programming, or any lamebook content, without the labor supplied by writers. Exposure to one’s own demons is indeed a true and fascinating part of the writing process. You might feel grateful that there are those brave enough to do it.

I would rather date a pretentious writer than an obnoxious eavesdropper. Did you ever consider that the demands placed on a male in these “dating performances” may actually make them nervous enough to say things they might regret? Don’t want males to act like doofuses on dates? Why don’t you take the reins and stop expecting him to impress you?

Dating is terrifying, especially to those who are prone to over-thinking.

Yeah I know, it’s a joke. Not every joke is funny.

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Red Sweating

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Hard Drugs

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Customer: “I bought $100 for a gram of coke. I was charged $200 and got half a gram.”

Comcast: ‘There are government-mandated fees that add $100 to each order.’

Customer: ‘And the weight?’

Comcast: “There is an asterisk next to the weight saying that we do not guarantee the exact weight stated in the advertisement.”

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Strong Fashion

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Hood Cinderella

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$100 says the first three pictures were taken at the same gas station on the same night, probably within the same few hours. I’m also guessing the guys switched the hoods, THEN took the first two pictures, switched them back, and then took the last two pictures.

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Forbidden Feast

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Weirdly Generous

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Dungeons And Destroyed

The only lame one here is OP. Maxwell is also known as MJF, known as the best “heel” in the wrestling business. This basically means he is playing a character that is a total asshole jock prep guy. You just got worked by the wrestling business in 2019.

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Too Slow And Steady

Yeah, this is the kind of checker that makes shopping worth it. I’d seek her out and wait in line just for entertainment.

Fruit and granola go together very nicely, and should often be eaten together. However, they are not in the same aisle. Fruit is in the Produce section, and granola is usually in the cereal aisle, or sometimes in the snack aisle.

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D-ck With A Box

Either UPS keeps delivering long packages sent in Amazon boxes to the doors of businesses that people think are “apartments…”

Or Lamebook keeps posting this over and over and over and over and over and…

I’m going with Option #2.

And I’ll restate my original comment that those handles can be rotated up as well as down.

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Last Name Blast

Why do these jerks just blindly assume their wives will take their names? Hell, you can have the most awesome last name in the universe, and I *STILL* wouldn’t take it when I marry you. Why should women be expected to change literally half of the identity they’ve had since birth, while their asshole husbands don’t change a goddamn thing?

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Tattoo Blues

She should have put it in bold letters across her forehead so that others could read it from a distance and be ready to run. Or, she should have just written “attention whore” on her forehead, because that’s what she is.

The Dis-Knee was pretty funny. Stupid, but funny.

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Good First Impressionist

Hey everyone, I found the racist! ^^^

huhyeahoh: You realize India is a pretty large population of people and you’re allowing a few trolls to color your opinion of an entire population of people. There are also Americans who are disgusting shitbags too. Does that mean every American can be described as such?

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Family Training

Or you could take the time to, I dunno, actually train your dog. Radical notion, I know.

I’ve been a trainer for more than a decade, and few things make my eye twitch more than when people blame their dogs for their dogs’ lack of proper behavior.

If you don’t want your dog to urinate or defecate in the house, teach them! And, by “teach them”, I don’t mean “shove their face in it”. Dogs have the equivalent intelligence to a two or three year old child (three being pretty impressive). If a two year old human is still in diapers or pull-ups, do you take the diaper and smear it across their face?

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