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Funny meme about using the bathroom and blowing it up, pooping, leonardo dicaprio poop memes

There are some things no air freshener can compete with.

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At This Point They’re Just Trolling

Funny Twitter meme that reads, "The wealthier you are, the more confusing your sink is" above a photo of a strange-looking sink

Trying to confuse us poors.

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Wildlife Photographer Creates Tiny Bedroom For A Squirrel

We’ve been seeing a lot of really awesome creations for squirrels lately! 

We’ve seen a replica of the classic bar from the show “Cheers,” we’ve seen really adorable and creative squirrel feeders such as a picnic bench!

And we’ve seen a squirrel cuddling with a teeny-tiny teddy bear which is just the sweetest thing ever. 

And now, wildlife photographer Sharon Cutler has taken it a step further by placing a tiny bed in her garden where squirrels frequently are. The bed was originally made to be used in a photoshoot with her daughter’s guinea pig. When she uploaded the pictures onto Facebook, the reaction was instantaneous and people fell completely in love with Cyril the Squirrel. 

We’ve been seeing a lot of really awesome creations for squirrels lately! 

We’ve seen a replica of the classic bar from the show “Cheers,” we’ve seen really adorable and creative squirrel feeders such as a picnic bench!

And we’ve seen a squirrel cuddling with a teeny-tiny teddy bear which is just the sweetest thing ever. 

And now, wildlife photographer Sharon Cutler has taken it a step further by placing a tiny bed in her garden where squirrels frequently are. The bed was originally made to be used in a photoshoot with her daughter’s guinea pig. When she uploaded the pictures onto Facebook, the reaction was instantaneous and people fell completely in love with Cyril the Squirrel. 

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6. There was also a bathroom-themed shoot! Where Sharon handcrafted a tiny towl rail, towel and bath mat!

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Strange Things That Happened in Public Restrooms

A public restroom can be a strange place. It’s a public place built for some of the most private things people do. You end up meeting some wild characters and your most vulnerable of times. For some toilet humor here’s funny bathroom graffiti, and a bunch of creepy cursed toilets.

A public restroom can be a strange place. It’s a public place built for some of the most private things people do. You end up meeting some wild characters and your most vulnerable of times. For some toilet humor here’s funny bathroom graffiti, and a bunch of creepy cursed toilets.

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Watch This Adorable Sloth Taking a Bath While Holding a Stuffed Toy

At the sloth sanctuary of Costa Rica, they don’t usually bath the sloths but the adrable Jimima is facing a medical situation that requires her to suds up! And the fact that she’s holding a stuffed animal while taking a bath just takes the cuteness to a whole new level. 

At the sloth sanctuary of Costa Rica, they don’t usually bath the sloths but the adrable Jimima is facing a medical situation that requires her to suds up! And the fact that she’s holding a stuffed animal while taking a bath just takes the cuteness to a whole new level. 

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Jerk Startup Toilet Company Aims To Shorten Worker’s Breaks

This rude startup company has take it upon themselves to design toilets intentionally tilted to such an angle, that workers won’t want to sit on the toilet for longer than five minutes. Apparently nothing is sacred after all. Is it really any surprise that companies might want to aggressively attack those areas of productivity in the workforce, that they see as coming up short? Unfortunately, no, it’s not. 

This rude startup company has take it upon themselves to design toilets intentionally tilted to such an angle, that workers won’t want to sit on the toilet for longer than five minutes. Apparently nothing is sacred after all. Is it really any surprise that companies might want to aggressively attack those areas of productivity in the workforce, that they see as coming up short? Unfortunately, no, it’s not. 

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Cursed Toilets that Make Us Want to Take a Shower

Sure there’s toilet humor, but these toilets are no joke. These kinda make you want to crap your pants. Not just cause they’re weird and scary, but because a few of us would rather crap our pants than use them. For some scarier thrones of doom, here are toilets with threatening auras.

Sure there’s toilet humor, but these toilets are no joke. These kinda make you want to crap your pants. Not just cause they’re weird and scary, but because a few of us would rather crap our pants than use them. For some scarier thrones of doom, here are toilets with threatening auras.

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How The Fuck Are We Supposed To Know What This Means? The Bathrooms At This Trendy Bar Are Designated By Images Of A Whale And A Bottle Of Glue

If you have to pee, we hope you’re okay with holding it for a bit, because it’s going to be a while before we figure out this restroom situation: The bathrooms at this trendy bar in Philadelphia, PA are designated by images of a whale and a bottle of glue.

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If you have to pee, we hope you’re okay with holding it for a bit, because it’s going to be a while before we figure out this restroom situation: The bathrooms at this trendy bar in Philadelphia, PA are designated by images of a whale and a bottle of glue.

What the hell? How the fuck are we supposed to know what this means?

So, for whatever goddamn reason, The Langley, a super trendy bar in Center City, has decided to designate their two bathrooms with just a sign in the shape of a whale and another in the shape of a bottle of glue, making it is absolutely impossible to figure out who is supposed to use which one. It seems like they were probably going for a men’s room and a women’s room sort of thing, but how the hell would we know if a whale is supposed to refer to a man or a woman? Neither of these images are associated with gender in any recognizable way. Maybe the whale is the men’s room because Moby Dick is male? And the glue is the women’s, because women…hold stuff together?

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No. There’s no way that’s right. Goddamnit. We just want to go to the bathroom, not solve some fucking puzzle.

There’s no difference between the two doors besides the whale and the glue, so we’ve got very little to go on here. Maybe that means that both of the rooms are gender neutral? It’d be really helpful if they just spelled that out for us, though, because using an animal for one and an office supply for the other makes it far from clear.

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All we know is that these two doors are the only doors in the back corner of the restaurant under a sign that says “restrooms,” so it looks like we just have to keep waiting to see who walks out of them. The best move is probably to stand between the two so it doesn’t look like we’ve really chosen a side. Christ, it’d be so helpful if there were someone else in line for the bathroom right now. The best we’ve got is that some guy walked over, took in the whole situation, shook his head and walked away.

Could it be that one bathroom is whale themed and the other is glue themed? We know that makes no fucking sense, but neither does designating them like this in the first place.

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God, this is so fucking annoying. Is it that hard to just label the facilities clearly? Here’s hoping we get some answers on this situation ASAP, because we seriously need to use the bathroom.

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When Your Cat Tries To Sneak Into The Bathroom With You

If you really know cats, then you probably know that most cats love bathrooms. Does your cat follow you into the bathroom? Perhaps he rubs on your legs while you are in there. Maybe hejumps on the counter to lounge in the sink even when you’re not around. He might meow loudly and paw at the door if you close it and leave him outside. Some cats seem to want more attention when you are in the bathroom than they do when you are anywhere else in the house. These 8 photos purr-fectly sum up the cutest process of your cat trying to sneak into the toilet with you. 

If you really know cats, then you probably know that most cats love bathrooms. Does your cat follow you into the bathroom? Perhaps he rubs on your legs while you are in there. Maybe hejumps on the counter to lounge in the sink even when you’re not around. He might meow loudly and paw at the door if you close it and leave him outside. Some cats seem to want more attention when you are in the bathroom than they do when you are anywhere else in the house. These 8 photos purr-fectly sum up the cutest process of your cat trying to sneak into the toilet with you. 

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Funny Times November 2019 Issue

Cartoons about Family . Bikes . Thanksgiving . God . Self Help . Relationships . GenX . and more!

With cartoons by: Lynda Barry, Clay Bennett, Jennifer Berman, Bizarro, Marc Bilgrey, Harry Bliss, Ruben Bolling, Matt Bors, Jon Carter, Jack Compère, Todd Condron, Dave Coverly, J.C. Duffy, Chuck Finley, Anne Gibbons, Martha Gradisher, Dave Granlund, Cameron Harvey, Jeff Hobbs, John Jonik, John Kastner, Ham Khan, Randy Klutts, Keith Knight, L.J. Kopf, Mary Lawton, Scott Masear, Steve McGinn, Chris Monroe, P.S. Mueller, Drew Panckeri, Mark Parisi, Joel Pett, Hilary Price, Ted Rall, Leigh Rubin, Maria Scrivan, Jim Shoenbill, Andy Singer, Jen Sorensen, Mark Stivers, Ward Sutton, Tom Tomorrow, P.C. Vey, Dave Whamond, Shannon Wheeler, Bill Whitehead, Ken Wilkie, Matt Wuerker, Zippy  . . .  and lots more!
I’ve Forgotten More Than I Ever Knew
By Raymond Lesser

The Borowitz Report
By Andy Borowitz

Sometimes Family Bike Rides Aren’t As They Appear
By Andrew Knott

Quality Time
By Gretchen Volk

11 Ways To Increase Your Attention Span
By Lauren Glattly

To Pee, Or Not To Pee
By Steven Stampone

FUQs: Frequently Unasked Questions
By Swami Beyondananda

God Stops Believing In Himself
By Chris Hume

Oddball Things To Relieve Stress
By Roz Warren

Generation X: We Are Here Too
By Hillary Ring

Introducing The Incredible Miracle Box!
By Tim Jones

Still Fighting For Fabulous
By Judi Veoukas

PLUS:

Cartoons about Thanksgiving
Curmudgeon looks at Faith
Dave Maleckar’s 100 Word Rant
News Of The Weird
Harper’s Index
Cartoons about the Relationships
News & Political Cartoons

More Funny Stuff …

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